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  1. Re:Shut Up, Former Astronaut! on Neil Armstrong Criticizes Obama's Space Strategy · · Score: 1

    Even on Slashdot, few people appreciate how much NASA does for "Aeronautics". People hear "NASA" and they only think "Space".

  2. Re:Shut Up, Former Astronaut! on Neil Armstrong Criticizes Obama's Space Strategy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wow. You are so misguided, there's hardly space here to correct you, not that I would expect you to be swayed by reality, anyways.

    To call the Constellation program "mostly-completed" is purest fantasy -- the paper designs are years behind schedule, simple matters of, say, building and testing the boosters, engines, capsules and control systems are left as an exercise for the reader. The fact that the concepts and designs are simply a rehash of Apollo makes the lack of performance on Constellation just that much sadder. Fact is, buying Soyuz rides to the ISS for years and years was already part of the plan, even if Constellation had stayed on schedule.

    Second, the notion that ANY Administration would base the entire national space policy on who holds a single Congressional district is just delusional. Fiddling the budget between Ames, JPL, JSC, KSC, etc. sure, but axing a cornucopia of aerospace contracts like Constellation actually shows the political will to piss off a LOT of people in a lot of districts. I actually have to give the Administration points for recognizing that the project was way over-budget, way behind schedule, not very well thought out and giving it the axe. Then they turned around and increased NASA's budget for things that actually might prove to be useful (or at least more interesting than the "Hummerrrricaa!! FUCK YEAH!!" that putting men in LEO provides).

    Calling someone else a "total scumbag" in a sentence where you've already mentioned Tom DeLay is grammatically incorrect. It's like saying "Sure, Stalin was bad, but Dave in Accounting is evil".

  3. Re:I can't read TFA! on Adobe Flash CS5 Exports Animations To HTML5 Canvas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just to clarify, I like it that way. I don't look forward to the day when any old site can peg my CPU and I can't prevent it. God knows, some people's JavaScript is bad enough.

  4. I can't read TFA! on Adobe Flash CS5 Exports Animations To HTML5 Canvas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or rather, can't view TF video - FlashBlock prevented it.

  5. Re:Schools vs. Killing brown people on Chicago Mayor Calls For "Brainiac High" · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is Daley, he'll say anything to get more votes the idiots who live in Chicago.

    Perhaps if he had his way, you and your ilk would be able to troll in complete, comprehensible sentences.

  6. Re:Of course it means the end. on Microsoft Announces End of the Line For Itanium Support · · Score: 4, Funny

    or upgrade from Alpha (for VMS shops) or upgrade from MIPS for NonStop shops

    Blasphemy!! Heretic!! Burn the witch! Burn blasphemer!! Burn!!!!

  7. Re:twitpic? on Geomagnetic Storm In Progress · · Score: 1

    No, that's Ashton Kutcher. Or Britney Spears.

  8. WhatApp on Naming and Shaming Toxic Web Apps · · Score: 3, Funny

    So near and yet so far.

    They could have used WhatsAppDoc.

  9. Re:twitpic? on Geomagnetic Storm In Progress · · Score: 3, Funny

    A "twitpic" is a picture of Tom Cruise.

  10. Re:Yet another stereotype confifrmed. on Geomagnetic Storm In Progress · · Score: 4, Informative

    Heh. Prepare to be downmodded by the overly sensitive. He's a good egg. I saw him on NASA TV doing one of their endless lame daily interviews with schoolkids, and he answered the inevitable "What do you miss most?" question with "A hot shower and cold beer". Ya gotta love an honest answer instead of the usual astronaut-speak.

  11. Re:Seriously? on First Impressions of the 11th Doctor Who · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Doctor Who monsters from that era were priceless. My favorite was Alpha_Centauri from the Jon Pertwee "Peladon" episodes; a painted beach-ball head, a shower curtain for a costume, and six arms, the lower two sets hanging from strings below the actor's real arms. Cheesy defined!

  12. Re:Introduction to Dr. Who (Off-topic) on First Impressions of the 11th Doctor Who · · Score: 3, Informative

    "The Girl in the Fireplace", which was also his, was so good, it was almost too good to be a Doctor Who episode.

  13. Re:And it will only take you a million years... on First Impressions of the 11th Doctor Who · · Score: 1

    That's from "City of Death", one of the greatest episodes ever made. Also, that script was heavily rewritten by Douglas Adams. He undoubtedly wrote the snippet in question.

  14. Apple search on Talk of an Apple Search Engine To Thwart Google · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't see how this would be useful - an Apple search engine would only return ONE result.

  15. Re:OH, COME ON!!!! on Standards Expert — "Microsoft Fails the Standards Test" · · Score: 1

    Thanks for explaining it. I was just going to give him a "whoosh". Even the page name itself is pretty funny, right up there with "WhyJavaSux.jsp" or "IHateFlash.swf".

  16. OH, COME ON!!!! on Standards Expert — "Microsoft Fails the Standards Test" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't anybody appreciate the delicious irony of TFA's URL: "www.adjb.net/post/Microsoft-Fails-the-Standards-Test.aspx"?

  17. Re:Cool on Moog's MF-401 Auto De-tune Fixes Music · · Score: 1

    It's beyond me how the summary didn't mention the "Original Star Trek cast member attempts to make pop music" preset.

  18. Re:Yay! on Gnome 2.30 Released · · Score: 1

    So you're saying Gnome 2.30 was your idea?

  19. Re:Both of them are missing the point entirely on US-Australia Tensions Rise Over Net Filter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course! We just have to make politicians live in the real world! I wonder why no one's thought of that before?

  20. Re:You should know... on How Do You Land a Nuke-Powered Mini-Cooper On Mars? · · Score: 1

    We canna doit, we don hae anough power!

  21. Re:My Mom Liked Clippy on 15 Years of Microsoft Bob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nonsense. Bob and Clippy and that annoying little dog are derided because they're so irritatingly, cloyingly, adorably cute. It's bad enough having your intelligence insulted by an obtrusive "wizard" that isn't, but the OMG PONIEZ!! aspect is just the last straw.

  22. Re:Article summary on Why Some Devs Can't Wait For NoSQL To Die · · Score: 1

    "I would definitely fire anyone who specifies Oracle in my organisation."

    Since you can't even spell organization, I doubt you're in a position to fire anyone at all... (grin)

    Actually, it was Noah Webster who couldn't spell organisation.

  23. Re:Slow news day? on YouTube Is Down · · Score: 1

    It's today's "and nothing of value was lost" entry.

  24. Re:Quangos in Spaaaaaaaace on UK Space Agency Launched · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's soooooo nice to see a fresh new article that hasn't yet been visited by the [citation needed] fairies.

    Although the "outer space is up" claim probably will require a cite.

  25. Re:Resistance Of Change on What Is Holding Back the Paperless Office? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...this technological miracle that was recently invented (years ago) called Outlook.

    You had me up until that bit.