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  1. Re:Database Connection Error on McCain Answers Science Policy Questionnaire · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...or their servers can't handle much of a load.

    Oh, don't be silly. We all know McCain's/Palin's "science policy" is a huge load.

  2. Re:Hmm on SQL Injection Turns BusinessWeek Into Viral Replicator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hundreds of pages in a section of BusinessWeek's website which offers information about where MBA students might find future employers have been affected."

    So no great loss to society then.

  3. Re:Why is that even possible? on Greek Hackers Target CERN's LHC · · Score: 4, Funny

    They expect to generate something like 27 Terabytes of data every day. All those ones and zeros weigh a ton!

    No, the zeros don't weight anything.

  4. Cue the villagers on Best Buy + Windows Guru = Apple Store Experience? · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Windows Gurus could end up 'lightning rods for customers' frustrations with Vista.'"

    More like villagers with torches and pitchforks.

  5. Re:i'm no MS fan, but... on Microsoft Causes Internal Family Strife · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wait until you actually watch the video - stupid, unfunny, lame, pointless.

  6. Excellent rap! on CERN, the Big Bang and Impact On the IT Industry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The video is too funny - and very well done. Send a link to your kids and they'll finally understand what CERN and LHC do. Maybe we should do more science education like this.

  7. WTF?? on Microsoft Concedes Vista Launch Problems · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and described User Account Control as poorly implemented but defended it as necessary for the continued health of the Windows platform.

    Continued? What? Continued?? Health? What? Health??

    I'm not sure those words mean what you think you mean.

  8. Re:Light and Matter on Virginia Begins Open-Source Physics Textbook · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're forking it - those guys are assholes ;-)

  9. Re:yeah... on HTTPS Cookie Hijacking Not Just For Gmail · · Score: 1

    No, I said an air gap (i.e. no network connection) is the best security, but it limits your possibilities.

  10. Re:yeah... on HTTPS Cookie Hijacking Not Just For Gmail · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep. The Very Best(tm) security is an air gap.
    But it kinda limits your possibilities.

  11. Oooh! Oooh! I know! on The Cyber Crime Hall of Fame · · Score: 5, Funny

    PC Mag looked for a few things: ... scope (how many computers, agencies, companies, sites, etc. did it affect?), cost (how much in monetary damages did it cause?), and historical significance...

    Windows 98?

  12. Re:In other words... on Opposable Thumbs and Upright Walking Caused By "Junk DNA" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh. Good point. I know that a lot of my code that's been around for a long time may contain as much as 30% commented out code, not to mention all the stuff in #ifdef blocks.

  13. Three words: Double-U Oh Double-U on AppJet Offers Browser-Based Coding How-To, Hosting · · Score: 1

    Setting the guide apart from other tutorials is the ability to edit and run any of the all-Javascript examples directly in your browser

    Sounds tricky. I wonder how do dey do dat?

  14. Re:Politics/Science on Obama Answers Science Policy Questionnaire · · Score: 1

    Oh for fuck's sake. That's the most disingenuous bit of apologia I've seen in a long time.

    1) Well, in all honesty, - Guffaw.
    2) it is kind of hard to tell from that article what it really is that she wants - It's searingly obvious. She wants creationism taught in schools. In science class.
    3) I, too, think that creationism should be taught in school, - Imagine my surprise.
    4) and that debate should be encouraged - Only if it includes Russell's Teapot and the Invisible Pink Unicorn as well.
    5) But not in any science-related classes, of course - Of course. Wink wink nudge nudge.
    6) That's what classes in religion are for, obviously. - Last time I looked, public schools did not have religion classes. Maybe we could teach creationism in math class.
    7) The article was very scant on details about how she thought it should be taught - The article was very clear on her use of weasel-worded code words for "teach creationism in science class on a 50/50 basis with evolution".

    It's pretty clear, given her stance on creationism and abortion, that she's a knee-jerk Christian fundamentalist playing word games to mask her theistic agenda - as are you.

  15. Re:Politics/Science on Obama Answers Science Policy Questionnaire · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need to keep science out of the classroom. Oh, won't somebody think of letting teh children decide?

  16. Re:How does a cube... on Space Cube – the World's Smallest Linux PC · · Score: 1

    It does it six times.

  17. Re:How about a simpler explanation? on Scientists Discover Cows Point North · · Score: 4, Funny

    A simple experiment could be devised to verify this hypothesis with a shade and a giant mirror.

    Visions of Wile E. Coyote leap to mind...

  18. Small proviso on Scientists Discover Cows Point North · · Score: 5, Funny

    That was spherical cows of uniform density - at STP.

  19. Huh? on Google Drops Bluetooth API From Android 1.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google dropped the Bluetooth API from the mobile OS because 'we plain ran out of time.'

    I don't get it. Aren't they going to Beta it for a couple of years?

  20. MOD UP on Why Corporates Hate Perl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The parent post is genius.
    He only forgot the part about how when the bridge is halfway built, they come back and say:

    "We need the bridge to be at a different location on the river (enen though we didn't specify one in the first place)."
    OR
    "We see you're building a suspension bridge - we need it to be an arch bridge."

    "Oh, and by the way, your materials budget and deadline haven't changed."

  21. Re:maybe I should go and play around with this! on OpenSolaris From a Linux Admin and User Perspective · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think that's kind of harsh - comparing Solaris to Irix. In the first place, Irix was never meant to be more than a workstation OS, and it was crufty and crappy enough that you'd never want to run it on big iron. Solaris, on the other hand, even with its roots in workstations, has always run well on the largest servers. While the Irix/Linux comparison might be valid for desktops and small servers, a better camparison for Solaris might be HP-UX, as they're both more aimed at the data center than the desktop.

  22. Re:Where's the lego minitiature on Beijing 2008 In Lego · · Score: 1

    I didn't see the Lego razor-wire.

  23. Re:This makes no sense! on Stars Could Shine In Many Universes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh stop it. In a parallel universe, this makes perfect sense.

  24. Re:iphone, no flash? on Why Is Adobe Flash On Linux Still Broken? · · Score: 1

    I thought most systems used flash for youtube - which leads me to the question of how does the iphone use youtube if it doesn't use flash?

    Magic, duh!

    It Just Works, duh!

    Fixed that for you.

  25. Re:The Clash of Civilizations on Biologists Create Genetic Map of Europe · · Score: 1
    I've recently been reading Will Durant's Story of Civilization, which I can tell you is no mean feat, but is a labor of love as they're so well written. In Volume IV, The Age of Faith. Chapter 4, in particular, "The Dark Ages: AD 566-1095" has some fascinating comings and goings and goings and comings of various tribes all over Europe and the Near East. Magyars, Slavs, Croats, Turks, Mongols, Lombards, Serbs, Belarusians, Bulgarians and a hundred more warring, migrating, interbreeding - it's pretty damn fascinating.

    The relevant sections are:
    1. The Byzantine World: 566-1095
    2. The Decline of the West: 566-1066
    3. The Rise of the North: 566-1066

    Take a look here for a similar map.