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  1. Never so apropos on The Ideal, Non-Proprietary Cloud · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've looked at clouds from both sides now,
    From up and down, and still somehow,
    It's cloud illusions I recall,
    I really don't know clouds, at all.

  2. Re:Nothing new here on HP Shatters Excessive Packaging World Record · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Indeed. If you look at the second picture, the A4 sheets were "license entitlement certificates". It brought back a lot of memories for me as an HP-UX admin also.

  3. Epic fail on AOL In Talks With Microsoft to Merge Online Divisions, Says WSJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously, wasn't BiX or CompuServe interested? Or is AOL just proprietary enough with a captive audience to appeal to Microsoft's way of thinking?

  4. Re:AOLSoftHooMSN? on AOL In Talks With Microsoft to Merge Online Divisions, Says WSJ · · Score: 3, Funny

    ME TOO!

  5. Re:What is the point? on Japanese Scientists Develop Long-Life Flash Memory · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The calendar time isn't important, it's just a headline. The real news is the number of write cycles going from ~10,100 to ~100,000,000 cycles, thereby making it usable in things like swap memory. By marking bad cells, much like bad sectors on hard disks, you also don't have to discard the whole chip if a single cell fails - like you do if a single cell fails in a RAM chip.

  6. Re:In other words on Mars Lander's Robot Arm Shuts Down To Save Itself · · Score: 1

    My calculator says "error" if I try to divide by zero.
    My processor has an "illegal instruction trap" if I use a bogus opcode.
    My operating system throws a "segmentation fault" if I dereference a bad pointer.

    I don't see how this is different.

  7. Re:In other words on Mars Lander's Robot Arm Shuts Down To Save Itself · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Exactly. This is about as newsworthy as a slip-clutch doing what it was designed to do.

  8. Re:Why stop at the moon? on Send the ISS To the Moon · · Score: 1

    That was the first thing I thought of too, it's even a sound-alike.

    "One of these days eye ess ess! One of these days! BANG! ZOOM!"

    "Oh yeah, you're goin' somewhere eye ess ess, TO THE MOON!"

  9. Re:It is all of those things, but on NASA Engineers Work On Alternative Moon Rocket · · Score: 1

    I reject your premise. 1) Liquid fueled rockets are only throttled for a softer liftoff than SRBs provide. Once you're clear of the tower, it's balls-out until you run out of fuel. 2) SRBs can't be shut down in flight, yes. And you would want to shut down a liquid fueled booster halfway to orbit exactly why? Challenger blew up only incidentally due to O-rings. The real cause was a middle manager screaming "What do you mean I can't ship on time???" - happens every day in factories all around the world. The notion that "Liquid fueled rockets are *much* safer once you're in the air" has no basis in fact. Your choices are a) go to orbit, b) abort & eject, or c) blow up and die. The fact is, SRBs are cheaper and MORE reliable (no moving parts) than liquid for first (and second) stage.

  10. Re:It is all of those things, but on NASA Engineers Work On Alternative Moon Rocket · · Score: 1

    NEWS BULLETIN: Flying into space in any kind of rocket is dangerous. Sometimes, even practicing is.

  11. Re:Don't you mean? on B-2 Stealth Bomber Gets Upgrade, Joins the '90s · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's wicked funny. How long have you been saving that?

  12. Don't you mean? on B-2 Stealth Bomber Gets Upgrade, Joins the '90s · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...upgrades ... include Pentium class processors ... "drags Stealth Bomber IT systems into the 90s"

    89.999997612?

  13. Re:better command line on 20 Features Windows 7 Should Include · · Score: 1

    So what you really want is a CLI that understands regular expressions. One of my pet fucking peeves since DOS 2.11.

  14. First post on EBay Deal Irritates Individual Sellers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even though, this being about eBay, having the LAST post is the only one that counts.

  15. Re:Unfunny on Doing the Laptop Drive of Shame · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...stood outside an apple store and asked the people in line if they'd ever seen a naked woman.

    Of course not, silly. It's an Apple store. Now, had you said naked man...

  16. Re:Envorcing pollution protection at the household on Two Powerful Blows Against Air Pollution Controls · · Score: 3, Funny

    Every American should be fitted with a government issued flatulence belt and sphincter funnel.

    Sorry, the IRS is already up my ass.

  17. Nice submission (NOT) on Two Powerful Blows Against Air Pollution Controls · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's the announcement:
    (Washington, D.C. - July 11, 2008) Today EPA released an Advance Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (ANPR) soliciting public input on the effects of climate change and the potential ramifications of the Clean Air Act in relation to greenhouse gas emissions.

    And here is the transcript of Johnson's conference call on the release.

    Finally, here is the (588 page PDF) document itself.

  18. Re:Try the classics on Book Recommendations For Maths To Astrophysics? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm afraid I'm old enough to have read both of them when they were first published, which probably colors my view. While I'll admit that neither of them contains any "useful" (i.e: applicable) science per se, I have to say that they were both "mind expanding"/"eye opening" regarding physics.

    Tao taught me that where there was nothing (literally no thing), there could suddenly be a few particles which would almost instantaneously annihilate themselves, to leave "no thing" behind. The notion of the quantum ground state "bubbling" like that has never left me.

    Wu Li (admittedly the fluffier of the two) demonstrated that commutativity does not apply to the real world, particularly in regards to electromagnetic radiation (polarization). I remain flabbergasted by this notion.

    Sure, they're both "popular" science, but if you read them with an open mind, and let it wander, you'll find yourself pondering some of the wonder in physics.

  19. Re:Feynman Lectures on Book Recommendations For Maths To Astrophysics? · · Score: 1

    Ooooh, forgot about those. But do get the audiobooks (with course notes) also.

  20. Try the classics on Book Recommendations For Maths To Astrophysics? · · Score: 1

    What books would you recommend that would help a mathematics graduate convert to a physicist?

    The Tao of Physics
    The Dancing Wu Li Masters
    To get you thinking the right way, then, for a new classic, try:

    The Road to Reality
    For some seriously heavy slogging.

  21. Re:Of course it's not dead ... on Ulysses Spacecraft Not Dead Yet · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
    No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
    Look, matey, I know a dead spacecraft when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
    No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable ship, the Ulysses, idn'it, ay? Beautiful solar collectors!
    The solar collectors don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
    Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
    All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Ulysses! I've got a lovely fresh battery for you if you show...(owner hits the retros)
    There, he moved!
    No, he didn't, that was you hitting the retros!
    I never!!
    Yes, you did!
    I never, never did anything...
    (yelling) 'ELLO ULYSSES!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

  22. Re:Found it on Youtube on The Scream Aliens Hear From the Earth · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Wow. When they said "awful, ear-piercing chirps and whistles", they weren't kidding.

  23. As an Irish-American on Subversion 1.5.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm more into sedition than subversion.

    Wait. What?

  24. Re:what product does supermicro use BB in ? on Bell, SuperMicro Sued Over GPL · · Score: 4, Informative
    According to the complaint, SuperMicro's "AOC-SIM1U+ IPMI 2.0 System Management Card" contins BusyBox; and while SuperMicro supplied the source, they did not supply

    the "scripts used to control compilation and installation of the executable" and therefore did not constitute "complete and corresponding source code" within the meaning of the license.
    Sounds a little thin to me.
  25. Re:Suggestion for Data Center Design(ers) on Data Center Designers In High Demand · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sound proof booth!
    Will it b-b-b-b-b-be w-w-w-w-warm in th-th-th-th-there?