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  1. Re:Better headline on French Police Ditching Windows for Linux · · Score: -1, Troll

    Excellent troll, franco-cunt.

    "At my "peril"?" "

    (counts to ten)

    "My peril ???"

    (Counts again, doesnt' help)

    <responding to a French AC troll>

    OMFG - muslim french islamo whackjobs on teh intertubes !!1!!one11!!

    Bitch. Cunt. Fuckwit. Teenager. Faggot. Assclown. Fudgepacker. Knucklehead. Dimwit.

    Swallow my sticky, spunky man gravy, you franco-islamo-cunt -- wait -- just lick it off your daughter's face - that's the last time I saw it.

    Read your own history. The hero of French WWI becomes the Nazi sock puppet of WWII.

    I've already traveled through Europe - I've been to the Henri-Chapelle American cemetary (I hope I don't Slashdot a friendly site, but people need to see American tombstones running off to the horizion...), the Normandy cemeteries, etc., with a Patton's 3rd army vet alongside; (I saluted him harder and straighter than I ever have anyone, and I was ROTC during VietNam). I've heard the gratitude from second generation Belgians, first-hand. My own mother-in-law was a Brown Shirt air traffic controller, my father-in-law was a sergeant in the Luftwaffe, who spent 19 months in an Allied POW camp. Colonel de Gaulle was yet another French poseur cunt who spent most of the war hiding in London making speeches while Brits and Americans and Canadians and Aussies and Poles and Croats and Slovaks (please, no quibbles on order, I'm on a roll) lost their lives, while Parisians were put out that they lived in an "open city" and wouldn't be killed by bombs falling from the sky, but neither could get that perfect cup of Café Noisette....

    Fuck you, French AC, you, and your country. You guys (not you, you have no status whatsoever, your (great)-grand-parents) gave up somewhere between WWI and WWII. My country (the USA) sucks today - but we're still trying. You -- you guys (your (great)-(grand)parents) gave up a long time ago - long before you, punk AC, were born.

    Fuck you.

    Did I mention, fuck you, French AC, you, and everyone you know? Never mind your baby sister and your dad, I already fucked 'em. Oh - your mom too. But everyone else you know.

    </responding to a French AC troll>

    NOT an anonymous coward...

  2. About the author on RIAA Wants $1.5 Million Per CD Copied · · Score: 1, Informative

    William Patry is currently Senior Copyright Counsel at Google Inc. His previous positions include: copyright counsel to the U.S. House of Representatives, Committee on the Judiciary; Policy Planning Advisor to the Register of Copyrights; Professor of Law at the Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law. He is the author of numerous treatises and articles on copyright.
    So, no axes to grind there, right? ;-)

    In other words his current job is work for weak copyright protections.
  3. Re:Astronomers make hologram? on Australian Astronomers Make Interstellar Hologram · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...developing an algorithm that can simultaneously optimise the eight thousand coefficients that describe the electric field.
    Yeah. That's the easy stuff.
  4. Re:It's Alive! on Artificial Bases Added to DNA · · Score: 2, Funny

    My dream of having two wankers is here!
    George Bush and Dick Cheney?
  5. Re:Why are we running out? on TV White Space & The Future of Wireless Broadband · · Score: 1

    What's the frequency, Kenneth?

  6. monism on Engineers Have a Terrorist Mindset? · · Score: 1

    ...they pointed out that a disproportionate share of engineers seem to have a mindset that makes them open to the quintessential right-wing features of "monism" (why argue where there is one best solution) and by "simplism" (if only people were rational, remedies would be simple).
    Duh!! There's only one Right Thing®
  7. Re:Please think of the recording artists on What the MPAA Still Isn't Telling Us · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You're buying into exactly what the RIAA wants you to think - that musicians make lots of money from selling albums. They don't. Musicians make their money from touring, from playing to audiences for money. The people who make lots of money from selling albums are the record companies.

  8. In Other Words... on What the MPAA Still Isn't Telling Us · · Score: 1

    "Can't we all get along and play nice and respect each other?"

    Yeah. Good luck with that.

  9. Excellent (taps fingertips together) on New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire · · Score: 1, Funny

    Won't be long before we have phasers.

  10. Re:Initially.. on The Symantec Guide To Home Internet Security · · Score: 1

    I read this as "Symantec Guide to Homeland Security" and got very frightened! :P!
    Actually, even Symantec could do a better job than the TSA.
  11. Thanks, but on Software Tool Strips Windows Vista To Bare Bones · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'll stick with Gentoo. Load what I use, don't load what I don't.

  12. Re:Zapp on Speculation On the Doomed Satellite · · Score: 1

    Gravity: not just a good idea, it's the law!

  13. Re:Nuclear Power and Global Warming on Suppresed Video of Japanese Reactor Sodium Leak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many people die yearly in coal mining accidents? How about accidents on oil drilling rigs?

  14. Head asplodes on Warner Sues Search Engine, Tests DMCA Safe Harbor · · Score: 1

    > ...'deliberately refrains' from adding simple yet ineffective content filters...

    I need more to drink. That didn't make sense.

  15. Re:You know what to do... on MySpace Private Pictures Leak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah. Good grief, just what I need - 17Gb of pictures of other peoples cats.

  16. It's over on HD DVD Player Sales Grind To a Halt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this says it all.

  17. Re:whatcouldpossiblygowrong? on Scientists Build Possibly The First Man-Made Genome · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude. HTML is a completely known entity. There are VALIDATERS for it, and the quality of most HTML is rubbish. An influenza virus has only 10 genes, meaning it doesn't take much "code" to make some really bad bad shit.

  18. whatcouldpossiblygowrong? on Scientists Build Possibly The First Man-Made Genome · · Score: 5, Funny

    "As a programmer, I'm most excited by the possibility of a new platform and the programming jobs that will be created by it."
    As a programmer, when I think of the quality of the HTML on most websites, and then read the above sentence, I throw up in my mouth a little.
  19. Re:This Revolutionizes Woody Allen's Comedy on Robotic Fly to Descend on New York · · Score: 1

    There was an old lady who swallowed a horse--
    She's dead, of course.

  20. Oblig on Robotic Fly to Descend on New York · · Score: 4, Funny

    Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

    Waiter: Watching your every move.

  21. Re:How they make children on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot "head".

  22. What a poser on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 5, Funny

    N.B. - on the issue of relocation. I live in a place where my income/expense ratio is proper (i.e., greater than 2:1). I'm willing to live anywhere in the world where this remains true.
    As if. A real Unix geek would use a symbolic link.
  23. Re:Google Maps on First Evidence Of Under-Ice Volcanoes In Antarctica · · Score: 1

    No. That's the wreckage of Anubis' ship.

  24. Re:Double the Killer on Open Source Speech Recognition · · Score: 1

    Cue the obligatory lets set so double the killer delete select all.
    Hey! It's hard to wreck a nice beach!
  25. Re:Project's webpage in English? on Open Source Speech Recognition · · Score: 0, Redundant

    MODS: parent needs a +5 informative.