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Speculation On the Doomed Satellite

scim writes "Intelligent speculation has led one knowledgeable observer to believe the satellite recently announced to have failed is a radar satellite named USA 193. According to an earlier story on the satellite: 'The experimental L-21 classified satellite, built for the National Reconnaissance Office at a cost of hundreds of millions of dollars, was launched successfully on Dec. 14 [2006] but has been out of touch since reaching its low-earth orbit.'" The ArmsControlWonk story leads off with what purports to be a photo from the ground of USA 193.

229 comments

  1. Which is it? by mastershake_phd · · Score: 1

    So did it run out of fuel or is it dead?

    1. Re:Which is it? by Sub+Zero+992 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, your options are not mutually exclusive.

      Most likely:

      a) its solar wings failed to deploy
      b) it is therefore in deep sleep
      c) what goes up (and remains within the Hill Sphere) must come down

      ymmv

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    2. Re:Which is it? by ThirdPrize · · Score: 2, Funny

      Blue Screen of Death actually. Just needs someone to go up and reboot it.

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    3. Re:Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      c) what goes up (and remains within the Hill Sphere) must come down The Moon is in the Hill Sphere of the Earth and is receding. It will never come down. Given enough time (and if the Sun didn't do certain nasty things in the future like becoming a red giant) the Moon would eventually orbit the Sun separately. And given enough time after that it would have a gravitational interaction with the Earth and be thrown into a different place in the Solar System.
    4. Re:Which is it? by McLovin · · Score: 0
      Which is it? It's the Satellite of DOOM!

      In the 1985 audio and book adventure Satellite of Doom Megatron and Soundwave kidnap thousands of humans and force them to bury tons of coal in the desert. Sealing the humans in the cave they set off high temperature explosives that turn the carbon in the coal and humans into a gigantic diamond lens that they plan to launch into space. Bumblebee discovers the Decepticon launching site and Optimus Prime sends Skyfire to take it out, but he fails. Megatron launches the lens into space and uses it to focus the sun's rays and melt the shale in the Rocky Mountains into oil. Optimus again sends Skyfire to stop the lens and Prowl instructs Ratchet to build extra fuel tanks for the Autobot jet's trip to space. Despite his best efforts the diamond is unharmed and Skyfire burns up on reentry of Earth's atmosphere. As the boiling oil threatens to kill millions on the West Coast, the Autobots build a mile long mirror to reflect the lens rays back on it, shattering it. The Autobots launch an assault on Megatron's base, but the Decepticon leader and Soundwave escape in their drilling mole machine.
    5. Re:Which is it? by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the Moon can transition from an Earth orbit to a Solar one, if I'm not mistaken is it more likely to enter an increasingly elliptical orbit, which may indeed cause it to intersect Earth.
      I am no astronomer though, so I'm merely applying laymans logic (or lack thereof :-)

    6. Re:Which is it? by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

      If it is the satellite in question it failed to initiate. It was launched Dec 2006 and never got going after successful launch.

      It also has a 4% chance of ploughing into Canadia.

    7. Re:Which is it? by craagz · · Score: 0

      I think it lost its Maneuverability. Have they figured out when they will be able to tell the location it might crash? I have to get my digital camera ready to take some pictures, if it is going to land near here somewhere.

    8. Re:Which is it? by Nullav · · Score: 1

      Or for that matter, when it'll crash? (Though, I suppose one could get a good idea where it would fall just by knowing when it'll stop circling.)

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    9. Re:Which is it? by michrech · · Score: 1

      It also has a 4% chance of ploughing into Canadia. Interesting. First spelling error aside, can you point out where Canadia is on a map?

      Thanks! ;)
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    10. Re:Which is it? by JustSparx · · Score: 1

      Someone forgot to turn off the Automatic Updates again ...

    11. Re:Which is it? by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

      You don't know where Canadia is!?

      I see I misspelled ploughing. And that with FF spellcheck enabled!

      Hold on... I just did it again... sems lik mistakes ahppen after oll...

    12. Re:Which is it? by Duggeek · · Score: 1

      'Dead' is just such an absolute term... I like the "deep sleep" description.

      I'm not very supersititious... but I'll be spending my birthday with a video camera, watching the skies and listening to Pink Floyd's "Learning to Fly".

      Cheers.

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  2. My Backyard by acidradio · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it lands in my backyard, I get to keep it. Just like the neighbor kid's frisbees and baseballs! That's only fair, right?

    1. Re:My Backyard by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it lands in your back yard, you get to spend 10 or 15 years in guantanamo bay to make sure you don't talk.

    2. Re:My Backyard by evanbd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, have fun with the hydrazine.

      Personally, I wouldn't want to keep anything that's flammable, explosive, toxic, corrosive, carcinogenic, mutagenic, and teratogenic. At least it's not radioactive...

    3. Re:My Backyard by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this thing lands in unfriendly lands, whatever's left will fetch a lot of money... or be subject to US airstrike.

      Maybe it will 'accidentally' land on Iran's nuke facility! I wish our peeps were that smart.

    4. Re:My Backyard by acidradio · · Score: 2, Funny

      On a day like today, all of those things sound kinda fun!

    5. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I always find it odd that one country has a 'natural right' to have such weapons while another country is not allowed to have them.

      IMHO, a nuclear Iran is not a problem. They know that if they use it they will have committed instant suicide. The Iranian government might be different compared to our Western ideas, but they're not that stupid.

      I believe that the real danger is not in countries with nukes, but in small isolated cells of extremists with smaller, portable weapons of mass destruction. A group at which you cannot easily strike back with pre-programmed ICBM target locations.

      But oh.. if Iran has a nuke, you cannot invade them that easily when the hunt for oil ramps up even further. The fact that Iran is also accepting the Euro as payment for oil is already frustrating enough for the U.S.. Switching to the Euro was also pretty much the last idea that Saddam had..

      Dear Iranians, please forgive me for the analogy, but I think Iran is a bit like a relatively small but very loud barking dog. It knows it is not a super power, it can give a very good bite (huge military), but it's mostly concerned by making sure that the other dogs which are looking at its food (oil) stay at a distance. Having a nuke is like being backed up by your owner who's carrying a shotgun.

      Oh and contrary to the feeling that you might get from most large news channels, Iran is not some stupid country with desert-dwelling fanatics:

      TEHERAN - Mega Capital of IRAN - photos of Tehran on Worldisround
      http://www.worldisround.com/articles/98910/index.html

      Warning: LARGE PAGE. My apologies to the server owner..

      Yes, there is behaviour and there are rules in that country which we consider old fashioned, but this is mostly in the country side.

      How many of you did know that there are more women than men going to university there!?!?

    6. Re:My Backyard by Arimus · · Score: 1

      flammable? do you have a petrol powered car or lawnmower?

      explosive? see above. Do you use fertiliser? Keep diesel around? then don't mix the two?

      toxic? bleach used in the house? any insect/pest control poisons?

      corrosive? Most household cleaners...

      carcinogenic? do you smoke or ever sit near people who are? sit in traffic jams in your tinbox breathing the exhaust of the truck in front?

      Mutagenic? I'm sure if I could be bothered I'd find some household chemicals which when used incorrectly or mixed could tick this box ;)

      Teratogenic? Some normal medicines, household chemicals again...

      Sadly we're surrounded by this crap all the time

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    7. Re:My Backyard by nollaigoc · · Score: 1

      If it lands in your backyard, you will have a building site.

    8. Re:My Backyard by so+sue+mee · · Score: 1

      You get to keep the glowing crater too.

    9. Re:My Backyard by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Funny

      If it lands in your back yard, you get to spend 10 or 15 years in guantanamo bay to make sure you don't talk.

      Nah, not unless they have a cell that's one milimeter high and fifty meters in radius, otherwise he wouldn't fit.

    10. Re:My Backyard by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Smart enough to go back to the good old days of a cold war so the war profiteers can get rich with little risk of a real war? Those days are long gone, won't be back and they were only good for some. It would be a real shooting war with millions dead and a lot of limbless veterans and widows in your home town even if it is fairly one sided. Add to that the disturbing new trend of a lot of new junkies in your home town to finance the insurgents - even the ultra-fundamentalist Taliban are happy to sell heroin to buy weapons now.

      A war with Iran for temporary profit is a very short sighted idea and now that Rumsfeld is gone it is unlikely to happen.

    11. Re:My Backyard by craagz · · Score: 0

      If it lands in your backyard, you will have to find a new house!!

    12. Re:My Backyard by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Bin laden - CIA ties ex allied.
      Saddam - CIA ties. ex allied.
      Achmadinejad - won elections thanks to the peculiar behavior of pro-occidental electors that boycotted the moderate candidates because they weren't modern enough.

      Do you see a pattern there? If there is one it doesn't play well with your view of "we are simply getting rid of the baddies (only those whose interests bother us, as ruanda was left conveniently alone)"

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    13. Re:My Backyard by calculadoru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If your state is not a legitimate democracy, it has no right to exist

      Odd reasoning there. I can think of quite a few countries that are most definitely not legitimate democracies - China (who basically bankrolls the US thus ensuring it is free to oppress its population), North Korea (who pokes its nose at the US every other week, to no reaction whatsoever, while murdering its own citizens), Burma (saw all those dead monks? did the US government do anything about it?), Russia (and each day under Putin makes it worse, but the US president has 'seen into his soul', so that makes it alright), most of the former USSR republics in Central Asia, along with pretty much most of Africa, plus whatever I forget now (it's snowing and I'm having a warm cup of sake). Yes, Iran is a theocracy, and an evil one too - your point is? How do you decide who to fuck with, and in what order?
      Please don't say oil.

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    14. Re:My Backyard by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Where, exactly, do you believe insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan are getting arms from?

      How long do you think it will take from the time Iran develops nuclear weapons to the time they end up in the hands of extremists?

    15. Re:My Backyard by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I agree. Our problems with Iran are predicated on our tampering with their elections in the 50s and 60s.

      When Iran had legitimate elections, the US had no right to interfere, and it has bitten us on the ass. AHmenidijad had never won and would never win a legitimate election. Iran today is not a legitimate state, and the US has a responsibility to protect the world from Iran partly because Iran's screw up stemmed from the cold war efforts we made.

      However, Saddam's US links are kinda tenuous. He was definitely a Russian ally more than a US ally. we aided him in an effort to damage Iran (which committed an act of war against us), but you're right, Saddam is despicable and we should not have helped him in any way.

      Osama, too, was meant to fight the Russians. Even 9/11 was worth winning the cold war, since the Soviets killed millions of innocent people.

      But we had an obligation to take care of Osama when it became clear our mistake was a great threat, and we failed. Our leaders deserve blame.

    16. Re:My Backyard by b100dian · · Score: 1

      Bruce Willis won't allow this.

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    17. Re:My Backyard by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0

      Israel is committing genocide, and has violated more UN resolutions than any other nation, since the establishment of the General Assembly.

      It also denies full citizenship rights to some, based on ethnicity - despite being indigenous to the region.

      It was created through acts of terror against the UK.

      But. I bet you learned all that in your summer camp.

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    18. Re:My Backyard by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

      THATS IT. I am moving to a tent in a trailer park... somewhere...

    19. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's any hydrazine yet it's definitely worth investigating so see what "secret technology" has allowed it to survive re-entry.

    20. Re:My Backyard by ttapper04 · · Score: 1

      What you say about Iranian stats reminds me of the "Ministry of Truth" in 1984. Such manipulation of numbers seems to be a natural consequence when government has the means to do so.

    21. Re:My Backyard by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      North Korea (who pokes its nose at the US every other week, to no reaction whatsoever

      This is the only example you cite where I believe we're doing exactly what we should be doing. We have three choices with NK - diplomacy, attack, or silent treatment. We don't have the resources to attack them while overcommitted elsewhere, and they haven't quite done enough to draw us in. We could have talks - but there are two problems with that. First, Clinton went down that road and they promptly broke every agreement signed. What reason do we have to believe they'll honor those agreements this time? Second, and most importantly - attention is what Kim wants. He wants the affirmation that unilateral talks with the US would bring, which will just feed his ego, which is a bad thing. So, like a naughty two year old, you show him that good behavior will get him more rewards than bad. I think he may slowly come around to see this.

    22. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will just send in a few untrained SEALS just like G. I. Jane

    23. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iran isn't a legitimate state.If your state is not a legitimate democracy, it has no right to exist.

      1) The US of A is a Constitutional Republic. Is that OK with you?
      2) How does the Shaw of Iran and how he came to power fit into your enlighten worldview?

    24. Re:My Backyard by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Add to that the disturbing new trend of a lot of new junkies in your home town to finance the insurgents - even the ultra-fundamentalist Taliban are happy to sell heroin to buy weapons now.

      Sounds like a good reason to legalize drugs and take over the production of them ourselves, doesn't it? You don't hear about the Taliban financing their operations with booze or tobacco do you?

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    25. Re:My Backyard by pathos49 · · Score: 1

      Hydrazine is not all that stable in aerobic conditions. In polluted air the life time will unlikely exceed 1 h. If it hits the ground and was unfortunate to not have the container with hydrazine rupture during reentry, then assuming the soils has trace metals, hydrazine shuld rapidly decompose. Dumping organic loam shuld afford you all the protection you shoul need

    26. Re:My Backyard by inviolet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How do you decide who to fuck with, and in what order? Please don't say oil.

      You decide by asking yourself these two questions:

      1. Are they a credible threat to our safety?
      2. Can they be valuable to us in some way?

      It is difficult to justify operating on anything other than these two guiding principles.

      Item 2 is where oil becomes relevant. Oil sitting in the ground belongs to nobody, because it isn't even remotely usable until it has been discovered and recovered. (No, you don't own it just because you were born nearby!) In the ground it's a wasted resource, wasted life, a missed opportunity. If a country is sitting atop an oil deposit, we can develop it, which profits everyone -- most importantly us.

      Developing it may require us to make improvements in the country's government first, though, to render it at least capable of honoring international agreements. See also: the seizure (er, "nationalization") of our many oilfields in Arab countries.

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    27. Re:My Backyard by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Israel is committing genocide, and has violated more UN resolutions than any other nation, since the establishment of the General Assembly.

      Yes, I never cease to be amazed at the professed intention of Israel to throw the Muslims into the sea. Israel is the nation questioning whether or not they have the right to exist. Israel is the nation that started two wars of aggression against it's neighbors.

      Oh, and ignoring UN resolutions? You mean, like this one? Would you fellow General Assembly resolutions if the General Assembly was full of dozens of countries that deny your right to exist and want to push you into the sea?

      It also denies full citizenship rights to some, based on ethnicity - despite being indigenous to the region.

      Good thing no other country in the region would ever think of denying rights to indigenous peoples. I mean, it's not as though the Kurds are oppressed in Turkey, or the Palestinians are oppressed in Jordan or Egypt. Did you know when Palestine was partitioned that Israel absorbed all of the Jews who found themselves on the wrong side of the line? What did her neighbors do with all of the displaced Arabs? They threw them into refugee camps to keep them disillusioned and disgruntled. Much better to keep your people focused on Israel and the Great Satan then to have them looking at your own human rights abuses.

      It was created through acts of terror against the UK.

      Ironically enough, so was the United States, if you want to get technical about it.

      Don't get me wrong. I'm somewhat annoyed at how one-sided our relationship with Israel actually is. I can't help but remember Israeli acts of espionage against the United States, or the USS Liberty incident. But at the end of the day, we have a lot more in common with Israel then we do with any of her neighbors. Say what you will about her faults (and there are many), but it is a well developed democracy with a market economy, individual freedoms and rule of law. You can nitpick that statement all you want too, but at the end of the day I'd rather live in Israel then any of her neighbors.

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    28. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How do you decide who to fuck with, and in what order? - Please don't say oil."

      Okay, I'll give it a try:

      1. Human rights - Does it kill or disappear it's citizens en mass?
      2. Religious freedom - Does it let it's population believe in whatever they want as long as it is not detrimental to others? (ie: promotion of violence to self or others)
      3. Corruption - Does the state choose to keep it's population in poverty to hold on to power at any cost?
      4. Endemic racism - Does the country in question oppress its minorities?

      Clarification: I am a Canadian, and our government has loosely used these guidelines to decide whether they will intervene in other countries affairs. How many suicide bombings or mass protests are there becuse of this? - Zero.

      To those isolationists in the States, I would argue if they put mutual interest ahead of self-interest they would not have to abandon the idea of intervention like Ron Paul has promoted.

    29. Re:My Backyard by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      In the long run, oil is better for us if we don't drill and burn it.

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    30. Re:My Backyard by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      Please don't say oil.

      Why not? Anyone that says that oil isn't worth fighting for is either lying or naive.

    31. Re:My Backyard by steelfood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think GP's point, and the answer to his rhetorical question is, maybe we shouldn't fuck with anyone at all. I don't see anything that's worth the blood of thousands of civilians and tens of thousands of soldiers, beacuse 9/11 is what happens when you fuck with other cultures, the current Iranian regime is what happens when you fuck with other democratic governments, Iraq is what happens when you fuck with other soverign countries.

      The US is in a location not easily attacked by anyone else. Our nearest neighbors are Canada and Mexico, and Siberian Russia. No sane government would dare attack us on our soil, and no insane government would have the means to do so. And quite frankly, if we weren't poking our noses around the world trying to enforce our rebranded form of colonialism, nobody would have attacked us at all.

      Yes, certain things may require our assistance. I know I'm invoking Godwin, but the rise to power of the Nazis was one of them. But our assistance was requested. We were actively engaged in the war through the shipping of war supplies even before Pearl Harbor, and the Europeans practically begged for us to send troops over by the time the US began its counteroffensive.

      But such are very special cases where by gaining control of the Atlantic ocean, US security would be threatened by Nazi Germany, and of the Pacific ocean, US security would be threatened by Imperial Japan (albeit not terribly much without ICBM's). Other than that, there has been no instance since where the US's security was threatened, only US "interests," which is a better word for "people who have lots of money and give lots of it to our corrupt politicians."

      The answer you gave is why the rest of the world won't shed a single tear if another 9/11 happened. Because they've already seen through the moral, humanitarian, security facade, and they know us for the greedy, self-serving bastards that we actually are--which isn't the problem in and of itself if we only didn't pretend to be the righteous saviors of the rest of the world and try to stick our "morality" into everyone else's asses whenever we do intervene. If everyone here thought the same as you, I wouldn't be surprised if the US implodes upon itself trying to stop the mass wave of terrorists at our front door. In fact, that might already be happening.

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    32. Re:My Backyard by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Just Love the G. B. Shaw quote!

    33. Re:My Backyard by evanbd · · Score: 3, Informative

      I suppose I wasn't clear on the details.

      Hydrazine is more flammable than gasoline, by a wide margin. Flammability limits in air are approximately 2% to 100% -- It's a monopropellant, so it doesn't actually need oxygen to burn (it's a fuel, though, so it will burn faster and hotter with oxygen). That makes it more flammable than even hydrogen. Fortunately it has a lower vapor pressure, so the flash point is somewhat elevated. As a fire hazard, I'd call gasoline worse, but hydrazine is plenty bad enough.

      Hydrazine is explosive by itself, without any additions of components. However, it's relatively insensitive, so this is really only a concern to industrial handlers, not to someone who finds a satellite crashed in their yard.

      Hydrazine is toxic well beyond the level of bleach. LD50 for skin contact is somewhere around a teaspoon -- a fairly minor spill. At levels well below that, it will cause *permanent* damage to your liver, kidneys, and probably others. There's nothing in your house where a small splash on your skin warrants a trip to the ER (and if there is, you must have some neat hobbies!).

      Hydrazine isn't as caustic as some household cleaners; this is mostly relevant when engineering with it, not for hazards of encountering it. It does mean it will eat away many sorts of gloves you might wear -- which makes the previous point and the next three relevant.

      It's not just that hydrazine is carcinogenic. Lots of things are carcinogenic in large quantities; a few are in any quantity. Hydrazine is one of the latter (obviously risk level depends on exposure). Some chemicals your body can safely metabolize small amounts of without any increased risk; hydrazine is not one of these. What makes hydrazine so nasty is that, combined with the degree of potency. Monomethyl hydrazine (I don't have data handy for straight hydrazine, which is less nasty; the satellite could well be using straight hydrazine as a monopropellant or MMH or UDMH as a fuel in a bipropellant; all three are commonly used) is one of the most potent carcinogens known. One study showed that a carefully sized single drop of MMH on the skin of lab rats caused cancer in 90%. They had to be careful to keep the drop size down so that it didn't kill the rats by being toxic, though.

      Mutagenic and teratogenic are nasty at similar levels; the effects are just slightly different than being carcinogenic. Planning on having kids you want to be healthy? Don't handle hydrazine derivatives.

      Now, all that said, with sufficient budget and in the right setting it can be handled mostly safely. "Some thing landed in my backyard; I think I'll get a souvenir" is not that setting. And, depending on the design of the satellite, it's entirely possible a mostly undamaged propellant tank could survive reentry -- similar components have done so previously on other satellite reentries, and on Columbia.

      You're surrounded by low level background risks, and things that you shouldn't drink. Hydrazine goes well beyond that -- you'd do better to think of it as a chemical weapon that happens to be to slow to be useful as such. It's only mildly less potent than some of them.

    34. Re:My Backyard by RKBA · · Score: 1
      "Maybe it will 'accidentally' land on Iran's nuke facility! I wish our peeps were that smart."

      Satellite could plummet to Earth

      In 2002, officials believe debris from a 7,000lbs (3,200-kg) science satellite hit the Earth's atmosphere. It rained down over the Gulf, a few thousand miles from where they first predicted it would crash.
    35. Re:My Backyard by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you just stay away from it and don't hang out downwind, you should be ok. Collecting a souvenir that might have hydrazine on it would spectacularly unwise, though.

    36. Re:My Backyard by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Ahmadinejad is an administrator. No more, no less. The real power lies with Ayotollah Ali Khamenei, who as Supreme Leader controls the military and media. Even if you elected John Locke or Thomas Paine to be President of Iran, they would be completely paralyzed. (Let's gloss over the fact that John Locke and Thomas Paine aren't Iranian citizens. Or alive.)

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    37. Re:My Backyard by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I think you are under-estimating the Russian angle with Iran as well; I understood that the biggest reason for our involvement with Iran was because of their strategic location with Russian which aid our surveillance of the USSR as long as we had a "friendly" government in power in Iran. Funny 90% of our problems today had their roots in the dealings between us and our enemy the Nazi's in Germany and our allies the Bolsheviks in the USSR.

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    38. Re:My Backyard by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Just because a government doesn't have a right to exist doesn't justify going to war. Sometimes war isn't prudent, and sometimes letting the government carry on unmolested is the lesser of two evils.

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    39. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why should the US do anything about other countries ? It's stupid to think the US is a the democracy guardian. Just what look at what's been done the Afghanistan and Iraq. Helped a lot uh.

    40. Re:My Backyard by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Israel is committing genocide

      Genocide requires intent. If Israel intended to commit genocide, there would be no Palestinians left. Maybe a few token Palestinians living on reservations.

      and has violated more UN resolutions than any other nation, since the establishment of the General Assembly

      Irrelevant. The UN is illegitimate since at least a majority of member nations are illegitimate governments.

      It also denies full citizenship rights to some, based on ethnicity - despite being indigenous to the region.

      Many Arabs are full-fledged Israeli citizens, who even hold the right to vote. The only difference in citizenship rights is that Israeli Arabs are not compelled to serve in the military.

      It was created through acts of terror against the UK.

      So was Ireland. So was the United States, by that standard. The King David Hotel bombing was against a legitimate target (the hotel was the headquarters of the British colonial authority) and multiple warnings were issued before the bombing. The Jewish population of Israel never attacked buses, pizzerias, or other civilian targets. They never even attacked the UK itself. Furthermore, the creation of Israel was a result of the Balfour Declaration, made by the UK in 1917, decades before the King David Hotel bombing, and secured in a war of independence, not against Britain but against nearly every Arab country that existed.

      You also should understand that the UK was perhaps the greatest imperial power the world has ever known, and managed to piss off about half the world in the process. Iraq? The UK invented Iraq by conquering most of the Middle East and dividing it into different British colonies. Same with Jordan. Anyway, eventually it became more expensive than it was worth and the British gave up. The point is, it's just plain wrong for you to cast the British as the good guys here, as they were one of the most genocidal imperial powers in world history. Not that I want to bomb London, but on the other hand I have minimal sympathy for mid-20th-century British bureaucrats overseeing an imperial possession and consider such persons very legitimate targets.

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    41. Re:My Backyard by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      1) The US of A is a Constitutional Republic. Is that OK with you?

      Not all constitutional republics are democracies, but the US is. That's not OK with me but I bet it's okay with the parent poster.

      2) How does the Shaw of Iran and how he came to power fit into your enlighten worldview?

      You mean "Shah." "Shaw" was an Irish playwright. The Shah probably wasn't legitimate either, but at far as illegitimate governments go he wasn't that bad.

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    42. Re:My Backyard by ksheff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no, oil is better for us if we drill it and use it to make useful things like plastics. IIRC, the last Shah of Iran thought that burning oil for fuel was one of the dumbest things to do with it.

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    43. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't find it odd!

      Iran isn't a legitimate state. They have no right to exist, own property, have a military, etc. Because they are a bigoted evil theocracy. Who are you to say who is or isn't a legitimate state? Iran has been around FAR LONGER than many other countries have, including the U.S. and most of Europe. Keep that in mind.

      Iran has repeatedly said it will commit genocide. Please provide a reference. They have NEVER stated that they are going to commit genocide. And please don't quote Ahmadinejad's speech as proof. It has already been debunked.

      If you visit Iran, you will hear daily chants "maag baag Israel" calling for the destruction of those people. First of all, that is "Maarg baar Israel." Second of all, it is not a daily event. As disgusting as that is, it is not something that happens on a daily basis or even regularly. I've been there. There is no excuse for when this happens, but don't slant the truth. Also, I notice you never mentioned the crowds of Iranians whom held candle-lit vigils for the U.S. after 9/11.

      Funny how you only mention the ugly.

      And it's not because of palestine (though it wouldn't be ok if it were), it's because of racism. I know this personally. That also places them in a certain category. What? RACISM? You do realize that Iran actually has the second largest Jewish population in the Middle East after Israel, right? Again, how do you know of this racism personally?

      Also, you're probably wrong about the university stat. Saddam killed a huge number of the men in Iran (Saddam killed more muslims than any other person in the history of the world), and that affected the numbers somewhat, but statistics out of Iran are always lies. Even if they say what the Iranians want them to, they will lie about it. So yeah, they report that 70% of students are women. It's not true though. Hell if anyone knows the real figures. So just because you don't know of the true stats and figures, and you're too lazy to devote any time to research, it MUST be untrue. You have so far provided no logical evidence to back up your claims.

      If your state is not a legitimate democracy, it has no right to exist. We can't destroy every such nation for obvious reasons, but we can fuck with them however we feel we need to. Why? Why not? Again, who the fuck are you to say what country has a right to exist or not? You are not god. You do not decide who has and has no right to exist. You froth at the mouth and accuse Iran of wanting to commit genocide, but you have no problem telling Iran that they have no right to exist. How would you react if someone says that Israel has no right to exist?

      You throw the word "democracy" around as if you know what it really means. I hate the Iranian government because of what they've done to my people for the last 30 years, but every once in a while, someone posts a completely fucked-up post completely void of facts. Open your eyes and travel the world and PLEASE don't base your judgment of others on a select, extreme group.
    44. Re:My Backyard by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the 1953 intervention into Iranian politics by the CIA was done at the request of the UK. Nationalization of Iranian oil would have meant a great loss of revenue for the company that eventually became BP. Throw in the Cold War "soft on Communism" tag and Ike was happy to put an ally back in power.

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    45. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe it could land on Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction ... oh wait a minute ...

    46. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      WOW, get your facts straight.

      1. Full citizenship is afforded to everyone in israel, see the druzies or the native arabs in the north. As a matter fact druzies which are not jewish are one of the most revered non-jews in israel, they get many things from the government that normal jews can't.
      2. The terror attacks against the UK you spoke of was because of 3 things. 1 native jews existed there when the UK took the land from Jordan and they were denied protection or even the right to self govern. 2 the native jews in that land fought for the british in italy under the idea that britain would allow them to become a nation (no size or place specified). 3 After WWII the british were openly arming the arabs in the area and disarming the jews, when the jews sought protection from the constant killing the arabs where to doing to the jews the british refused to lift a finger but when a jew defended himself and killed an arab he was either killed, imprisoned or force to leave the land.
      3. The UN is a joke. Here are a few examples. 1 Hamas fires rockets into israel, now remember hamas is the officially elected government of the palastenines. If this happened with Mexico's political and military groups firing rockets into the US we would consider it an act of war, the UN does not think this applies there though. 2 Look at other situations the UN has stepped in and screwed things up, Somalia, Yugoslavia, Africa, etc. How many of them had UN resolutions passed for various reasons to only be ignored by even the BIG boys such as China, US, France and Russia?

      Bottom line you have a twisted view of the situation and unless you have lived through some (which I have) of the situations mentioned I would recommend you don't open your mouth and look like a fool.

      On another note what you would do about the situation in Israel? Kill all the jews? I think the late 1930s and 40s are calling you back to the father land to fight for the uber men.

    47. Re:My Backyard by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Drilling it and using it for plastics is better than drilling it and using it for fuel, but so is leaving it in the ground. I'm not sure, all things considered, whether using it for plastics is better than leaving it in the ground.

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    48. Re:My Backyard by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      Where, exactly, do you believe insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan are getting arms from?

      From everywhere - Europe, the US, China, Russia ... anywhere that has arms dealers. At one point the US ordered a couple of hundred thousand Kalashnikovs for Iraq, and the supply chain they used was so convoluted that they lost them. When it comes to funding, they also lost track of a few billion dollars in US currency (shrinkwrapped, on pallettes) that was owed to Iraq as oil revenue. We handed it over to somebody, but what happened after that we don't know. The US also lost rather a large quantity of explosives in Iraq, some of which has probably been used to build IUDs to blow up US soldiers.

      Have security service factions in Iran been supplying weapons to groups inside Iraq that are pro-Iran? Of course they have. Iran is looking at how Iraq is going to be after the US pulls out. They're the major country that borders Iraq, that had war declared on them by Iraq not so many years ago, and they're the guys who'll be left with this mess on their borders when the US leaves. Iran wants to make sure that the Iraqi militias friendly to them are at least as well armed as the Iraqi militias unfriendly to them. How strongly those militias also oppose the US forces inside Iraq is of secondary interest.

      Is it upsetting that some supplies passing through the Iraq/Iran border are being used by anti-US groups to attack occupying US soldiers? Of course it is. Is it outrageous that these Iranian intelligence factions felt entitled to supply arms to Iran-friendly groups and meddled in internal Iraqi affairs? Well, considering that the US felt that US national security justified not just meddling but a full-scale invasion of Iraq (on more nebulous grounds than Iran's concerns) I think that it's difficult for Americans to take the moral high ground here.

      If you're mentioning Afghanistan, the most serious weaponry that the Mujaheddin had was probably the Stinger missiles originally supplied by the US in the hope that they'd be used to shoot down Soviet aircraft.

      We helped to create these situations, and to start pointing the finger of blame at everyone else when we get caught in the blowback is just dumb. We need to try to learn these lessons otherwise ten years from now we'll be doing it all again.

      For instance: to help us to gain control of Iraq, we've just help set up and massively fund the creation of Blackwater, which is now an international mercenaries-for-hire corporation with no especial loyalty to the US, and which can call on the cream of intelligence and special forces knowhow and technology from the US, Russia, Irael, France, Britain, and just about any other country worth considering.
      When Iraq is over, Blackwater will be looking for new business opportunities. They can start a war for anyone who pays, and they have inside knowledge of almost every major military organisation. They know US security, protocols and politics, and if Bin Laden or some far-right US group decides to secretly pay a foreign-based corporate division within Blackwater a few billion to take out a major US city, or to start assassinating US politicians in order to engineer a US state of emergency, how the hell are you going to stop them?

      If a White House think tank reckons that they need a terrorist outrage on US soil to grab power indefinitely, and a Blackwater division reckons that if such an outrage happened, they'd suddenly get billions in new US contracts to help police the US population, then you start to have a convergence of motives and opportunities. Sure, Al-Q are a threat, but the relationship between Blackwater and some of the people in Washington arguably poses a more immediate threat to national security and the future of democracy in the US.

      How long do you think it will take from the time Iran develops nuclear weapons to the time they end up in the hands of extremists?

      Your main worry r

    49. Re:My Backyard by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      We don't have anything to worry about with NK. We have enough troops already stationed there to prevent a meaningful invasion along with enough firepower to devastate their ability to attack us.

      The big reason we won't go into NK is because we don't want to risk a war with China. We were winning the Korean war despite efforts in the UN to undermine us. We pushed NK back so far that we had were on the border of china which made them real nervous seeing how we disassociated with them after WW2. In fact, if our leaders would have worked with China at the time, they never would have aided North Korea and pushed us almost off the korean peninsula altogether. We eventually regain control and pushed back to the 38th parallel where it has been held by a treaty ever since.

      But the big factor here is China. We don't have to do anything if China won't support them. They know they would be doomed without China's aid. Even though China is doing it's best to not present itself as a lapdog to the US, they have too much invested in the US to allow our defeat there. So they are keeping NK at bay just enough so that we aren't worried about them. But the down side of this is that they are enough of a threat that we have to keep large numbers of troops and firepower there to work alongside the South Korean units. Our not going in there has nothing to do with our other attractions and everything to do with China.

    50. Re:My Backyard by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Why is leaving it in the ground your preferred option? Your surely not one of those whack jobs that think Oil is the root of all evil are you?

    51. Re:My Backyard by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't get what your saying. It was OK to get into ww2 because Europe asked us in but not Iraq when Kuwait asked us in. And yes, Kuwait was behind our sending trucks and ammunition to Iraq when they were at war with Iran.

      BTW, did you hear the real reason why Iraq invaded Kuwait? It seems that slant drilling was a ruse all along. The real reason was because a Kuwaiti official told an Iraqi official that he would rather see all of Iraq women turned into 10 dollar prostitutes then participate in what ever Iraq was asking them to. Saddam invaded Kuwait as payback. This came from Saddam's mouth himself. It was just reported on CBS last night during an interview with the guy who interrogated him before he went back to Iraq for trial.

    52. Re:My Backyard by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was my preferred option, just that it's definitely preferable to using it for fuel. At this point in time we need to move to alternative energy as quickly as possible, and constraining the supply of oil is helping us to do that.

      Similarly, we'd probably be better off in the long run using more easily-recyclable materials than plastic, which means that even if using oil for plastic is better than using it for fuel, replacing plastic is still important. But, given that plastic can be recycled back into oil (as recent discoveries indicate), that may be a plausible option.

      Oil is a natural resource, nothing more, nothing less. It has a lot of vital uses but using it in certain ways causes external consequences, and those consequences are drawing dire.

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    53. Re:My Backyard by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was my preferred option, just that it's definitely preferable to using it for fuel. At this point in time we need to move to alternative energy as quickly as possible, and constraining the supply of oil is helping us to do that.
      Ok, I think I was reading something else into your statement.
    54. Re:My Backyard by MadCatMk2 · · Score: 1

      If it lands on your backyard, you will probably land into someone else's backyard - some hundred kilometers away. You'll sure have to make a run for it.

    55. Re:My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright I give, what's the joke?

    56. Re:My Backyard by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      You've got a lot of information, but you've got it wrong. The Bricks of cash on palets, mentioned here, among other places, were supposed to pay civilian contractors aiding in the reconstruction efforts. Accounting practices bordering on criminal have allowed some sickening war profiteering, and certainly some of that money ended up in Iraqi hands, but since the Iraqis are the actual workers, I'm not too concerned.

      It is, after all, unavoidable when the goal of spending all that money is to rebuild Iraq.

      There have been accusations of Coalition commanders paying off Afghani warlords to not attack their bases, and that, I agree with you, is entirely unacceptable. That no-one has been brought up on charges for the practice yet (to my knowledge?) - is something to be pissed about.

      You've got no arguements with me over the scary implications of what Blackwater, or similar private mercenary groups, could do. I like to think they realize they stand a whole lot better chance of long-term business if their primary employer stays internally stable, but you never know.

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      On to Iran:

      New IED's Made in Iran. These are currently the most feared and effective weapons in the Iraq and Afghanistan theatres.

      Terrorist training camps, In Iran. Remember we went to war in Afghanistan over this one.

      "Israel will be Annhilated". This is a good enough reason for me why Iran shouldn't have nuclear weapons.

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      While I agree with most of your points about how we should be watching our own government much more closely than we should be watching Iran, I disagree with your conclusions. We've had recurring problems in the Middle East because our economic concerns (competing with the Soviet Union, taking natural resources, etc.) - involve screwing over the Middle East at every oppourtunity. The leadership of the Middle East realizes this and is rightfully pissed off about it.

      This is why major problems crop up every ten or twenty years, the goal of US foreign policy is to keep the middle east more or less destabilized.

      Of course, every once in a while all this nonsense creates a situation that might actually be threatening to the US, like Afghanistan, or a nuclear-armed Iran. We have to deal with it.

    57. Re:My Backyard by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      ......he just got squished flat....

    58. Re:My Backyard by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      You've got a lot of information, but you've got it wrong. The Bricks of cash on palets, mentioned here, among other places, were supposed to pay civilian contractors aiding in the reconstruction efforts. Accounting practices bordering on criminal have allowed some sickening war profiteering, and certainly some of that money ended up in Iraqi hands, but since the Iraqis are the actual workers, I'm not too concerned.

      Actually, the cash I was referring to was oil revenue money owed by the US to the Iraqi government. When the accountancy guys were asked what had happened to this Iraqi money, they said that they'd done their job by handing it all over to the Iraqis, and that's where their obligations stopped. Congress took a different line, and said that the US was supposed to have a duty of care during the transitional period in making sure that the money went where it was supposed to (e.g. to pay the wages of Iraqi civil servants and allow government departments to get functioning again). The accountancy guys disagreed and said that their only duty was to make sure that the money was all present and correct when it was handed over to ... someone. This particular dispute wasn't anything to do with civilian contractors. That missing money is another subject. :(

      New IED's Made in Iran. These are currently the most feared and effective weapons in the Iraq and Afghanistan theatres.

      Yeah, maybe. I remember when this story first broke, and a line of politicians were ready to demand action, until some interviewer brought up the subject of that old Vietnam incident where the "intercepted" ship stocked with Russian arms with authentic serial numbers turned out to have been a CIA setup ... people turned a funny colour, and wouldn't give any more quotes, and suddenly none of the politicians wanted to be associated with the "compelling evidence" after all.
      The IEDs with their Iranian serial numbered parts may well turn out to be genuine, but once the politicians remembered that the CIA actually had a department for mocking up these sorts of things, they didn't seem to want to be associated with the story any more.

      Having said all that, yeah, I'm sure that Iranian forces are covertly operating inside Iraq. It'd be strange if they weren't, considering that everybody else seems to be there. But I don't think many people outside the US take what the White House and the US military and the US tv news say too seriously any more.

      Terrorist training camps, In Iran. Remember we went to war in Afghanistan over this one.

      I checked your link for this story, and it connects to a slightly odd site called IranFocus.
      So I googled "IranFocus", and (strangely enough) it turns out that the website is supposed to be one of the media fronts of an organisation called the "People's Mujahedin of Iran" (PMOI/MKO), which has an armed wing, and its own guerrilla training camps, and is dedicated to the overthrow of the current Iranian government. The MKO had links with a few US congressmen (including John Ashcroft) and are currently designated by the US as a terrorist organisation ... the MKO argue that this characterisation isn't fair, and that they aren't terrorists because they only attack military targets. The PMOI are supposed to have thousands of armed fighters based in Iraq - from Iran's POV, it's Iraq & US that's providing a haven for terrorist training camps, from which recruits hope to attack Iran.

      So-o ... while this doesn't necessarily mean that the "IranFocus" info isn't true, it'd be nice to hear it given editorial credibility by an independent news organisation that isn't actively campaigning for the US to overthrow the Iranian government by force, so that the website's parent organisation can take control of the country.

      Sure, the MK

    59. Re:My Backyard by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      I guess I was wrong, we do have access to mostly the same information (It's depressing, but I can believe there's more than one pallet of money missing in Iraq, for differing reasons) - you just don't believe the stories implicating Iran in all of this.

      I can hardly blame you, after the fiasco that was justifying the war in Iraq.

      Here's the thing, IranFocus is just the first result I got off google for the story. You can take your pick out of a little more than 200,000 results.

      Next, Pretty much the entire Middle East has been trying to wipe out Israel since it was created, what with all the "Push the jews into the sea" rhetoric that Armenijad's comment is part of. You can say what you like about empty words pleasing the populace, but I have no doubt he'd be willing to act on his words if he thought he could get away with it. Would a nuclear armed Iran attack Israel? Probably.

      Would Israel pre-emptively attack an almost-nuclear-armed Iran? I wouldn't be surprised.

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      Anyways, the whole point I'm trying to make is not that the American government isn't lying to us (it probably is) - and it's not that Iran is the devil incarnate that deserves to be glassed (Really, it's merely looking out for its own interests, with a dash of religious zealotry that makes me nervous).

      The point I'm trying to make is Iran is already in conflict with the United States, and we cannot depend on MAD to keep a nuclear-armed Iran in check.

  3. It bumped into the Mother ship by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    from ID4 - the invasion begins in a few hours.

    1. Re:It bumped into the Mother ship by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      And you know it MUST be true because a bunch of kooks on Larry King said so!

      And I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

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  4. Only one man would use the strawberry... by kcbanner · · Score: 1

    The RADAR has been jammed! Only on man would dare use the strawberry...

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    1. Re:Only one man would use the strawberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Strawberry? STRAWBERRY?

      It's raspberry for ***** sake!

    2. Re:Only one man would use the strawberry... by ledow · · Score: 1

      Call me back when we lose the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps.

    3. Re:Only one man would use the strawberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm surrounded by assholes.

    4. Re:Only one man would use the strawberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah. I feel like that at your house, too.

    5. Re:Only one man would use the strawberry... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Keep firing, assholes!

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  5. The Chinese Can Handle It by frankenheinz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can't the Chinese just shoot it down for us? http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/space/01/18/china.missile/index.html

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    1. Re:The Chinese Can Handle It by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      It took more than 6 times for them to do it, so not likely. Of course, I suspect that the will be trying to do just that. Or we could see the shuttle try to recover it after setting up the ISS. The reality is that sats like this do not use solar cells. They are designed to not reflect light to hide in the blackness of space. This will have uranium onboard. So, we are going to see something done to bring it down nicely (or send it away).

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    2. Re:The Chinese Can Handle It by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      It's visible as a bright spot in the sky to the naked eye, as are many such Satellites. Most conjecture is that it DID have Solar Panels that failed to deploy. It's not a stealth satellite; it's a huge camera.

    3. Re:The Chinese Can Handle It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you prove that they didn't? Whoa...

    4. Re:The Chinese Can Handle It by whoisisis · · Score: 1

      > Can't the Chinese just shoot it down for us?

      Perhaps they already did, which is why it's missing? :-)

    5. Re:The Chinese Can Handle It by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The US could shoot it (and probably hit it on the first try...) but the US could no more shoot it _down_ than the Chinese could. Hitting it with an anti-satellite missile would just bust it into pieces about the same size as the ones it will break up into when it hits the upper atmosphere. Just as much stuff would hit the ground but less predictably.

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  6. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by Zymergy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I would hope that it does not contain an RTG or other nuclear components... but RTG's are said to be able to survive reentry... ,Ahem! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator
    Recall that some of our older satellites had Polonium 210 coatings applied to some surfaces which could not be allowed to become frozen (batteries, etc.) in the deep cold of space (including parts of our Apollo Lunar Rover if my memory serves). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonium

    Wait a minute!!!, Wasn't this the secondary plot to G.I. Jane?

  7. Your Nerd License is hereby revoked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    It is "Only one man would dare give me the Raspberry", not "Only on man would dare use the strawberry..."

    1. Re:Your Nerd License is hereby revoked by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      What's even worse is that anyone who doesn't remember that it was raspberry clearly didn't get half the joke (half was visual, half was the pun).

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  8. Will it burn up? by hax0r_this · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've always thought that things coming down from space have a tendency to burn up in the atmosphere, but on the other hand chunks of that space shuttle landed all over the place. Can someone who knows what they're talking about enlighten me as to how much of this satellite is likely to survive?

    Which brings me to something else: do these satellites have some sort of self destruct mechanism? What was to stop, say, the Soviets or Chinese from going up and physically stealing a very expensive satellite that presumably contains technology/information we don't want them getting their hands on?

    1. Re:Will it burn up? by RuBLed · · Score: 1

      It will burn up definitely and the debris could be much less than the space shuttle columbia. It only measures around 13 meters, less than a fourth of the shuttle so I guess if it breaks up in several pieces, we could just see debris the size of a couch or something...

    2. Re:Will it burn up? by clarkkent09 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've always thought that things coming down from space have a tendency to burn up in the atmosphere, but on the other hand chunks of that space shuttle landed all over the place. Can someone who knows what they're talking about enlighten me as to how much of this satellite is likely to survive?

      Most of it will burn up on reentry. Depending on how large it is and the materials used, there will probably be many small pieces of debris reaching the ground across hundreds of miles.

      Which brings me to something else: do these satellites have some sort of self destruct mechanism? What was to stop, say, the Soviets or Chinese from going up and physically stealing a very expensive satellite that presumably contains technology/information we don't want them getting their hands on?

      The same thing that stops them from say seizing a US ship somewhere on the ocean and ripping out its radar and other technology. Its piracy and it would invite if not all out war then at least some sort of major retaliation by the US.

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    3. Re:Will it burn up? by Sique · · Score: 1

      You mean, they just do it and tell no one? And the CIA, which knows about this, keeps its mouth shut because otherwise the Chinese would reveal more domestic spying programs?

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    4. Re:Will it burn up? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      It should burn-up The shuttle only made it back in because it is heat shielded and brokeup after it got thru the atmosphere.

      Physical theft of a satalite wouldent be very discreate and would probably cost more than the satalite is worth.

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    5. Re:Will it burn up? by nacturation · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've always thought that things coming down from space have a tendency to burn up in the atmosphere, but on the other hand chunks of that space shuttle landed all over the place. The atmosphere isn't a lightsaber that will completely destroy everything that touches it. For a fast-moving object, it's more like a welding torch that tries to burn away as much as it can. If the object is large enough, not all of it will burn up before the object is slowed to the point where it no longer generates enough friction to burn.
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    6. Re:Will it burn up? by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      Its piracy and it would invite if not all out war then at least some sort of major retaliation by the US.

      Sounds like the plot to James Bond 'You Only Live Twice' (which looks like the big inspiration for Austin Powers, except no mini-me). Anyway, the Dr. Evil character is capturing both American and Soviet space missions in order to trigger a war for ... some reason.

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    7. Re:Will it burn up? by jaminJay · · Score: 5, Funny

      More importantly, will it blend?

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    8. Re:Will it burn up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was to stop, say, the Soviets ... Lack of a time-machine, maybe
    9. Re:Will it burn up? by Kim+Jong+Ill · · Score: 0

      What was to stop, say, the Soviets or Chinese from going up and physically stealing a very expensive satellite that presumably contains technology/information we don't want them getting their hands on?

      While I am not entirely sure what could stop the Chinese, I am fairly certain there are many impediments to the Soviet Union launching such a mission currently.

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    10. Re:Will it burn up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which brings me to something else: do these satellites have some sort of self destruct mechanism? What was to stop, say, the Soviets or Chinese from going up and physically stealing a very expensive satellite that presumably contains technology/information we don't want them getting their hands on?

      Well SPECTRE did this in the late 60s and nearly brought the world into nuclear war. Fortunately this was averted by a little known Royal Navy Commander working for MI6. I believe there was a dramatised film version http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Twice_(film)

    11. Re:Will it burn up? by Bob_Geldof · · Score: 1

      I thought the real question was "Will it blend?"

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    12. Re:Will it burn up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn it, is there some way to disable this new screwed up interface that's taken over Slashdot?

    13. Re:Will it burn up? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      What was to stop, say, the Soviets or Chinese from going up and physically stealing a very expensive satellite that presumably contains technology/information we don't want them getting their hands on?

      Because doing so (stealing a satellite) is a Very Very Hard Problem that will cost billions do to, for very little return. (As well as being Very Obvious as to who did it.)
    14. Re:Will it burn up? by wximagery95 · · Score: 1
      Which brings me to something else: do these satellites have some sort of self destruct mechanism?

      Self-destruction in the sense that the satellite explodes into many peices isn't a good idea. Those little pieces travelling and thousands of miles per hour become lethal to other satellites. With who I work for, the Orbit Analysts have modeled scenarios in which an ASAT (anti-satellite missile) takes out a satellite and what affect it would have on other satellites. China recently tested their ASAT (link: http://www.space.com/news/070202_china_spacedebris.html) and it caused all sorts of anxiety even theough it was in low-orbit.

      What was to stop, say, the Soviets or Chinese from going up and physically stealing a very expensive satellite that presumably contains technology/information we don't want them getting their hands on?

      NORAD. They can track even the smallest peices of debris, down to the size of a 1 inch bolt. "The Mountain" is continous contact with our Orbit Anaylsts and alerts of possible collisions (near misses) due to space debris. In other words, you can't exactly sneak up on a satellite and steal it without being seen ... at least, not yet.

    15. Re:Will it burn up? by dapsychous · · Score: 1

      Because any attempt at a major space mission by the Chinese would just explode into a cloud of asbestos dust and lead paint chips?

    16. Re:Will it burn up? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Depending on how sensitive the satellite was there might be some anti-tamper devices on board to inhibit an unauthorized physical capture, if I were inclined to steal one I'd expect a booby-trap or two to be there. I'd also expect the the really classified mechanisms on board were constructed so that they would be physically destroyed upon re-entry or if removed improperly.

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    17. Re:Will it burn up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. tinfoil will save us all! by wwmedia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    lol, i always knew my trusty tinfoil hat will come in handy someday

    1. Re:tinfoil will save us all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, i always knew my trusty tinfoil hat [wikipedia.org] will come in handy someday Thanks for the link to tinfoil hat. I know I was wondering what exactly a tinfoil hat is -- so I'm sure many other people were wondering as well.

      This is why I really like /. -- helpful people willing to teach me new things, leading me along in the quest for knowledge.

    2. Re:tinfoil will save us all! by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      is aluminum foil as good as tin foil for making hats?

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  10. oh no!! by Runagate+Rampant · · Score: 5, Funny

    A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion

  11. Re:Will it self-destruct? by secretwhistle · · Score: 1

    Which brings me to something else: do these satellites have some sort of self destruct mechanism?

    I believe it's 1A 2B 3C.

  12. Zapp by jaminJay · · Score: 1

    You win again, Gravity!

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    1. Re:Zapp by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Gravity: not just a good idea, it's the law!

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  13. Fixed that for you by copponex · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Don't find it odd!

    America isn't a legitimate state... exit polling suggests the last two elections were rigged. They have no right to exist, own property, have a military, etc. Because they are a bigoted evil colonial power.

    America has repeatedly said it will take no options off the table. If you visit America, you will hear people on the radio talk about turning the middle east into a piece of glass, etc. And it's not actually to protect themselves against terrorism (though it wouldn't be okay if it were), they are continuing a hundred year old policy of establishing a military presence around oil resources. This places them in the same category as Rome or the British Empire.

    Also, you're wrong about the civilian deaths. America has killed more foreign civilians than any other outside country in history, perhaps with the exception of Nazi Germany. They claim the numbers in Iraq are low this time, but statistics out of America are always lies. Even if they say what the Americans want them to, they will still lie about it. Notice how they don't officially "keep track" of civilian deaths. Hell if anyone knows the real figures.

    If your state is not a legitimate member of the international community, it has no right to exist. We can't destroy every such nation for obvious reasons, but we can fuck with them however we feel we need to. Why? Why not?

    Sincerely,
    Wen Jiabao
    Premier of the People's Republic of China

    1. Re:Fixed that for you by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      Fair enough... if you truly believe that America is fundamentally illegitimate. I don't. Especially in reference to China.

      Obviously my opinions are opinions and you are not especially clever to point that out.

    2. Re:Fixed that for you by Skater · · Score: 1

      ...exit polling suggests the last two elections were rigged. As someone who works in a survey organization as a statistician, please let me explain that there is no guarantee any poll/survey comes up with the true answer. Perhaps people that voted for a candidate didn't want to admit it for some reason. Perhaps people just said anything to get away from the pollsters. Or perhaps the sampling was messed up. Or perhaps the pollsters had their own agenda.
    3. Re:Fixed that for you by Megane · · Score: 1

      Or the last two elections suggest that exit polling was rigged. For instance, the exit pollers could have primarily been polling during times of the day when Democrat voters were more likely to be voting.

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    4. Re:Fixed that for you by zacronos · · Score: 1

      ...exit polling suggests the last two elections were rigged.
      As someone who works in a survey organization as a statistician, please let me explain that there is no guarantee any poll/survey comes up with the true answer. Perhaps people that voted for a candidate didn't want to admit it for some reason. Perhaps people just said anything to get away from the pollsters. Or perhaps the sampling was messed up. Or perhaps the pollsters had their own agenda.
      While everything you say is true, I think it is more misleading than the grandparent statement (maybe that's because you're a statistician? ;-) Sorry, couldn't resist the joke). GP said "...exit polling suggests the last two elections were rigged." (emphasis mine). It does indeed "suggest" election rigging, in the sense that election rigging is the most straightforward, plausible explanation.

      I have heard lots of speculation similar to yours, but I haven't heard convincing evidence or even a convincing rationale.
      • Could the numbers be explained by election fraud? Yes. Is there a reasonably convincing rationale that explains why this might have happened? With no further information, yes of course -- there are many people who would have been strongly motivated to try to rig the system in a close election.
      • Could the numbers be explained by a situation where people voting for a particular candidate were less likely to admit it to pollsters than people who voted for another candidate? Yes. Is there a reasonably convincing rationale that explains why this might have happened? Maybe, but if so it's not as straightforward as the explanation for election fraud. If you have a convincing rationale, please share it or provide a link.
      • Could the numbers be explained by people just giving random responses to get away from the pollsters? No, my understanding is that it could not explain the numbers with without an extremely unlikely coincidence -- the discrepancies are too large to be adequately explained by this. The top Google result for a search on "exit polls statistical significance" sends me to this document (pdf link) about the 2004 polls. Assuming the math in that paper is even close to correct, it would be extremely unlikely that random responses could explain what happened.
      • Could the numbers be explained by improper sampling? Yes. Is there a reasonably convincing rationale that explains why this might have happened? Maybe, I don't know. If you have one, please share it or provide a link.
      • Could the numbers be explained by pollster plotting? Yes. Is there a reasonably convincing rationale that explains why this might have happened? Maybe, but I really doubt it. This would wind up being a pretty significant conspiracy theory. If you think you have one anyway, please share it or provide a link.
      I think GP's quoted statement was a reasonable and accurate assessment of the situation (not the whole comment, just the part that we've quoted). If GP had used the word "proves", or even a weaker term such as "indicates", I wouldn't have been inclined to argue with you. However, the word "suggests" is weak enough that I don't see a need to hedge it with idle speculation on what else might possibly be the case -- we might as well put forth the explanation that God intervened in the election to cause the result He desired.

      In summary, your response seems to imply that there is a more likely explanation than election fraud -- but without any supporting evidence or even a convincing rationale, I don't think that's true.
    5. Re:Fixed that for you by khallow · · Score: 1

      GP said "...exit polling suggests the last two elections were rigged." (emphasis mine). It does indeed "suggest" election rigging, in the sense that election rigging is the most straightforward, plausible explanation.

      No. In the absence of other information, there are several plausible explanations. Two others are that the exit polls are in error (due either to random chance, some sort of bias or sampling error, or fraud) and that the votes were in someway miscounted by accident rather than by fraud.

      I have heard lots of speculation similar to yours, but I haven't heard convincing evidence or even a convincing rationale.

      I notice you give 5 scenarios (missing the vote count was wrong for some reason other than fraud) and answer "yes" to all but one. That's convincing enough for me to ignore the rest of your weaseling over which of the four *in the absence of other evidence* is the most "plausible".

    6. Re:Fixed that for you by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

      O.K. I've answered the pro-gitmo troll above, now I have to answer this equally uninformed post from the opposite side of reality:

      America isn't a legitimate state... exit polling suggests the last two elections were rigged. They have no right to exist, own property, have a military, etc. Because they are a bigoted evil colonial power.

      People have become annoyed at news media "predicting" the outcome of an election before 99% of the country have a chance to vote, so many people intentionally give false answers to exit pollsters, others give false answers because "it's none of your business." If you understand how a democracy works, you'd understand the importance of a secret ballot.

      America has repeatedly said it will take no options off the table.

      Why should "America" (The United States of America) give away any points of negotiation before coming to the table? The U.S. hyperfocus on legal formalities can be irritating and counterproductive, but when dealing with wildcards like Hussein, Bin Ladin and Kim Il, I don't think it's appropriate for the U.S. to unilaterally give away any of their options.

      If you visit America, you will hear people on the radio talk about turning the middle east into a piece of glass, etc. And it's not actually to protect themselves against terrorism (though it wouldn't be okay if it were)

      Those talk show guys are meant to be entertaining, but the joke obviously doesn't work well outside of the trailer park audience.

      , they are continuing a hundred year old policy of establishing a military presence around oil resources. This places them in the same category as Rome or the British Empire.

      Until at least the 1930s, most U.S. oil came from places like Texas and Oklahoma. I guess you could say the U.S. had a presence there...

      Also, you're wrong about the civilian deaths. America has killed more foreign civilians than any other outside country in history, perhaps with the exception of Nazi Germany.

      What? I don't know what you see on your side of "the Great Firewall", but this is just nonsense. Stalin was responsible for more deaths than Hitler (about 7 million) as was Mao Ze Dong (about 10 million.)

      They claim the numbers in Iraq are low this time, but statistics out of America are always lies. Even if they say what the Americans want them to, they will still lie about it. Notice how they don't officially "keep track" of civilian deaths. Hell if anyone knows the real figures.

      If they did keep track, would you believe them? How would they keep track? If you look at the dorctors without borders numbers that the sanctions caused more deaths than the war.

      If your state is not a legitimate member of the international community, it has no right to exist. We can't destroy every such nation for obvious reasons, but we can fuck with them however we feel we need to. Why? Why not?
    7. Re:Fixed that for you by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The point is that your opinions are completely impossible to implement, because any country has a vested interest in calling its enemies illegitimate.

      Of course, I don't think any government is legitimate. What makes democracy so great, the fact that it's a gangbang instead of a serial rapist?

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    8. Re:Fixed that for you by zacronos · · Score: 1

      I notice you give 5 scenarios (missing the vote count was wrong for some reason other than fraud) and answer "yes" to all but one. That's convincing enough for me to ignore the rest of your weaseling over which of the four *in the absence of other evidence* is the most "plausible".

      Perhaps I should have been more explicit -- I was applying Occum's Razor, which is a rule of thumb that (to paraphrase) states that the explanation or theory which requires the least amount of unsupported assumptions (a subjective determination, I agree) is most likely to be correct.

      I never really followed the debate on this, and I'm not trying to convince anyone that election fraud did or did not occur (I myself haven't even formed a solid opinion on that). There are other possibilities that would explain the data, so I agree that the discrepancies do not *prove* or even *indicate* election fraud. There is, however, a bit of burden of evidence when you want to say the data doesn't even *suggest* election fraud, which is what the comment to which I originally replied seemed to be saying.

      I'll go through the scenarios again (including my tongue-in-cheek scenario), trying to rephrase what I'm saying.

      • Could the numbers be explained by election fraud? Yes, it is possible. I'm already convinced there are plenty of people with the motivation to commit election fraud, so that requires no additional assumptions for me (and I would think for most people). The only additional part that needs to be assumed is that someone with that motivation also had the ability to commit election fraud on such a scale and furthermore that they chose to do so (or that many people could and did, either working together or independently to cause the witnessed result in aggregate). That's a small assumption for someone as cynical as myself, but no doubt some people disagree.
      • Could the numbers be explained by a situation where people voting for a particular candidate were less likely to admit it to pollsters than people who voted for another candidate? Yes, it is possible. I really can't think of a good motivation for that, so it's a bit hard for me to accept that possibility while it's so vague. I am, however, quite open to hearing any more specific explanations.
      • Could the numbers be explained by people just giving random responses to get away from the pollsters? I said no to this before, but you still mentioned it as a plausible explanation, and strictly speaking it is a possible explanation. So yes, it is possible. I'm not sure it makes much sense, since it would be just as quick to give a real answer as a random answer. But even if that weren't an issue, since the races examined in the link I gave were close, the chances of random responses skewing the results so far would be about the same as randomly selecting a bad sample to get such a skew, which has an incredible 1 to 660,000 odds. Not only does this require accepting an unsupported assumption, statistically it's just plain unlikely.
      • Could the numbers be explained by improper sampling? Yes, it is possible. This would require me to accept either that sampling biases existed during this election that haven't existed in prior elections, or that they existed previously but were never noticed before now. This is a bit hard for me to accept, but only because I don't see a reason to think there would be new biases introduced this election, and I do think that if similar biases had existed before then there's a pretty good chance we would have noticed them before. With additional information (e.g. some evidence that the polling process was significantly changed, possibly introducing new biases), I would have an easier time accepting this. Again, I'm open to hearing some, but no one has yet offered me any.
      • Could the numbers be explained by intentional distortions by pollsters? Yes, it is possible. But, just as for the election fraud possibilit
    9. Re:Fixed that for you by khallow · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have been more explicit -- I was applying Occum's Razor [wikipedia.org], which is a rule of thumb that (to paraphrase) states that the explanation or theory which requires the least amount of unsupported assumptions (a subjective determination, I agree) is most likely to be correct.

      You are misapplying the rule here since there are multiple theories all of which require unsupported assumptions. The correct solution is not to exclude any theory that don't require a lot of unsupported assumptions. Otherwise, you are making unwarranted assumptions by selectively excluding theories.

      Could the numbers be explained by improper sampling?

      Bear in mind that the exit polls from the 2000 and 2004 elections (as well as the 2002) appear to be considered failures. For example, the Voter News Service used to conduct exit polls for a number of major networks, but after they screwed up the 2000 and 2002 elections (they were unable to deliver timely results for the latter election), they were disbanded. A new polling service, the National Election Pool took over. But it appears they quickly backtracked on the controversial 2004 exit poll data, assigning it (if Wikipedia is correct) a different statical weighting.

      So yes, the numbers can be explained by improper sampling. And there seems to be some sampling problems precisely with the two elections you mention.

    10. Re:Fixed that for you by zacronos · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have been more explicit -- I was applying Occum's Razor [wikipedia.org], which is a rule of thumb that (to paraphrase) states that the explanation or theory which requires the least amount of unsupported assumptions (a subjective determination, I agree) is most likely to be correct.
      You are misapplying the rule here since there are multiple theories all of which require unsupported assumptions. The correct solution is not to exclude any theory that don't require a lot of unsupported assumptions. Otherwise, you are making unwarranted assumptions by selectively excluding theories.
      I would argue that Occum's Razor is no less valid in this situation. The key, as you said, is not to exclude any theory that doesn't require an unreasonable amount of unsupported assumptions. However, I'm not trying to compile a list of all possible theories, or even all plausible ones. I was merely making the case that, at first blush, the data suggests that election fraud may have occurred. If further information seems to indicate another cause, that does not weaken my case.

      So yes, the numbers can be explained by improper sampling. And there seems to be some sampling problems precisely with the two elections you mention.
      I never said anything to the contrary. And in fact, this is the third time in this thread that I've said the numbers can be explained by improper sampling -- I am in no way trying to exclude that theory as a possibility, so you don't need to convince me otherwise. You have provided some additional information, which (just to make sure we're clear) means we're now talking about what seems most likely after further investigation -- a totally separate issue from what prompted my original comment. With that said, the fact that a new polling service took over could indeed mean that sampling procedures changed, and provides a plausible rationale for why sampling biases may have been introduced which were not present before. So, I'll agree that improper sampling looks more likely with the new information.

      However, the pdf link I found and posted earlier seems to provide a very different explanation for the changed statistical weighting, so your new information may not be quite as supportive of the improper sampling theory as it seems. Check out page 3, the section titled "Calibrated and Uncalibrated Exit Poll Data". Apparently, it is standard procedure to change the statistical weighting of the exit data to match the reported vote counts once that information is available, and so it does not indicate backtracking. The controversial data was the uncalibrated data -- calibrated data is apparently quite useless for detecting either election fraud or improper sampling, since calibration forces it to match the reported vote count.

      For transparency, I'd also like to point out that neither your sources nor mine are probably the best starting places to gain a thorough understanding of the controversy -- yours are just a couple of very short Wikipedia links about two polling consortiums, and mine is a possibly biased pdf created more than 3 years ago. I wasn't interested enough to thoroughly research the controversy and form an opinion on it 3 years ago, and I don't plan on doing it now, but I wouldn't rely on any of our 3 links if I were.
    11. Re:Fixed that for you by Skater · · Score: 1

      You know, I never said that the polls were definitely incorrect, nor did I say the election wasn't rigged.

      I simply pointed out that poll results are not the bible.

      Let's look at the two scenarios:
      1. The election was rigged, which would've required a vast conspiracy - across many states, which use different polling methods and hundreds or thousands of people, none of whom leaked it - to occur.
      2. The survey - which was designed by a small committee of people (probably) - was in error. And it has had questions raised about the techniques.

      The simplest explanation there is #2. That's not to say #1 is impossible, but let's face it; #2 is a LOT more probable. Of course, some Democrats want to think the election was somehow "stolen" from Kerry, so they go for #1.

    12. Re:Fixed that for you by SkunkPussy · · Score: 1

      re: 1.

      If you picked the right county to rig votes (i.e. votes are going to be close+election system is vulnerable), a handful of people could completely change the outcome of the election.

      so you deliberately make #1 sound nearly impossible when they are both equally likely

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  14. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    RTGs? That's puny!

    Russian radar satellites had the whole _nuclear_ _reactors_ (one of them crashed somewhere in Canada)!

    See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RORSAT

  15. Where's China when you need them... by thepacketmaster · · Score: 1

    A quick blast with the anti-satellite weapon from China and we'd all be saved! :)

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    1. Re:Where's China when you need them... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're thinking of the aviation term "shooting down". A flak shell turns a flying airplane into falling junk; an antisatellite weapon turns an orbiting satellite into orbiting junk. Since the satellite seems to have taken care of that matter for itself, you're just gonna have to wait for the outer traces of the atmosphere to accomplish the junk removal.

      rj

  16. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well :
    1) Well, it most likely doesnt have any RTGs, because they are expensive and not very powerfull when compared to solar arrays in earth orbit.
    2) Possible hazards - hydrazine propelant. But the tanks will most probably burst during reentry, fracturing the sat so it will burn up even more evenly.
    Momentum wheels - well, just a solid metal wheel falling at 200 km/h :) There can be 4 of those :)
    3) The sat has been dead from launch in 2006, and because it is in LEO, it just must come down soon or later, no surprise here.
    4) Its 4-5 tons max, you dont put much more on the Delta II on which it was launched.
    5) For accurate info: http://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=11627&start=1

  17. The probability of landing of it by WetCat · · Score: 1

    In Russian book
    by P. Makovetski this problem has been throughly discussed:
    http://n-t.ru/ri/mk/sk030.htm
    (Automatic Google English translationhttp://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fn-t.ru%2Fri%2Fmk%2Fsk030.htm&langpair=ru%7Cen&hl=ru&ie=UTF-8)
    The short result is that this satellite has a 5 times more likely to land in Antarctica than in Africa.

    1. Re:The probability of landing of it by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      The short result is that this satellite has a 5 times more likely to land in Antarctica than in Africa. Oh no! The cute penguins!!
  18. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by Zoxed · · Score: 3, Informative

    > I would hope that it does not contain an RTG or other nuclear components.

    This was the first thing I thought of when I read the same story at BBC News. But that article says the fuel is hydrazine.

    (But as the source was anonymous, and the satellite is US Military, that leak could just be a PR move !!)

  19. What nuke facility? by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

    "Maybe it will 'accidentally' land on Iran's nuke facility! I wish our peeps were that smart."

    I sure don't hope so, because they don't have any ... your CIA themselves said they stopped developing it in 2003.

    But we can't let facts stand in the way of a good war, can we?

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  20. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by icebrain · · Score: 5, Informative

    I really doubt you'll see any RTGs on an earth-orbit satellite. It's a lot cheaper and easier just to use solar panels; RTGs are reserved for deep space missions or other things where solar panels lose effectiveness due to distance (Jupiter/Saturn adn beyond), dust (MSL rover), or extended shadow (moon surface experiments).

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  21. Go firecracker go! by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    Maybe if the US had a reliable space vehicle they could go out and save it fast. Thats what you get for developing a spacecraft based on looks and coolness factor instead of using reliable stuff like Saturn V or other rocket types.

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    1. Re:Go firecracker go! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Space Shuttle would be well suited for a mission like this, as it was designed around the idea of going up and servicing satellites and other equipment. Which actually brings up the question, why is there no talk of using the Shuttle to attempt a repair?

  22. Re:Will it self-destruct? by sticks_us · · Score: 1

    That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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  23. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by robot_love · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, mate. No one was ever killed with Polonium.

    What, no "+1 Ironic"?

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  24. Intelligent Speculation? by ideonode · · Score: 2, Funny

    Intelligent speculation has led one knowledgeable observer....

    But I thought that god did not play dice...

    1. Re:Intelligent Speculation? by Infinite+Wave · · Score: 1

      Intelligent speculation has led one knowledgeable observer....

      But I thought that god did not play dice... Intelligent speculation is proof God likes to Bet on Dice.
    2. Re:Intelligent Speculation? by Antarius · · Score: 1

      You need a new DM.

      Yours obviously does not have enough narcissism, else they would be constantly reminding you of their experience and 'god-like' status.

  25. got even more classified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it is not going to land on anyones yard. In fact, it has not failed at all.
    It is not a bug, it's a feature!
    The disappearance of this classified satellite is planned second stage classification, that's all.
    Move on, nothing to see here.

  26. Define success? by MosesJones · · Score: 0

    Launched "successfully" only 12 months ago and now its going to crash in a burning mess.

    The folks over there in "intelligence" sure have a low threshold for what success means. This must be from the same school of accuracy that brought us "Saddam has WMDs".

    Worst scenario here is it hitting Iran... like anyone will believe its an accident.

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    1. Re:Define success? by gtall · · Score: 1

      I think you mean engineering, not 'intelligence'. The intelligence people only specced what the capabilities were. The rest was built by some company, and the launch by NASA or U.S. Air Force. Either the engineering was faulty or the execution in building and launching.

      Gerry

    2. Re:Define success? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      A launch is defined as successful if it places its payload in the desired orbit. Whether or not the payload works is someone else's problem.

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    3. Re:Define success? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This must be from the same school of accuracy that brought us "Saddam has WMDs".
      http://www.2la.org/syria/wmd.html

  27. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    I really doubt you'll see any RTGs on an earth-orbit satellite.



    Probably not an RTG, but you may well see a real nuclear reactor on earth-orbit satellites. IIRC the Soviet Union had some satellites that were powered this way, and I'd be surprised if the US didn't.

  28. Enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This 'joke' is so tired. Show me ONE EXAMPLE of someone held in Gitmo who WAS NOT an ununiformed combatant fighting our troops or implementing terror attacks.

    There is plenty to bash the US for. Let's try to stick to facts instead of cheap mod point whoring with stupid jokes that have no basis in reality.

    Thanks. Have a nice day.

    1. Re:Enough already by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Funny
      Show me ONE EXAMPLE of someone held in Gitmo who WAS NOT an ununiformed combatant fighting our troops or implementing terror attacks.

      If he did, he'd probably get stuck into Gitmo for violating national security.

    2. Re:Enough already by stjobe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Show me ONE EXAMPLE of someone held in Gitmo who WAS NOT an ununiformed combatant fighting our troops or implementing terror attacks.
      Well, I'll give you three:
      From Wikipedia: "In late January 2004, US officials released three children aged 13 to 15 and returned them to Afghanistan."
      Now tell me these children were "ununiformed combatant fighting our troops or implementing terror attacks", you brain-washed moron.

      To parahprase a poster from a previous story: "It makes one very upset to think that the army who liberated Buchenwald could implement Guantanamo".
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    3. Re:Enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not trying to be pro-Guantanamo, but there is no linked source for that fact in the article. Blindly running with this information is tantamount to invading a country based on information that you know may be incorrect and misleading... and I doubt that's the image you're trying to convey.

    4. Re:Enough already by Mr2cents · · Score: 1
      Show me ONE EXAMPLE of someone held in Gitmo who WAS NOT an ununiformed combatant fighting our troops or implementing terror attacks.

      This must be one of the most retarded posts I've ever read here. Really, what have you been doing these last years? Have you never read a newspaper?

      Just to give you one link: http://www.talkleft.com/story/2006/01/17/822/22292

      Did you know about the 9 Chinese detainees at Guantanamo? They are Uighurs, Muslims from western China, who are now in their 5th year of imprisonment. The Bush Administration acknowledged in 2004 they had been imprisoned by mistake and should be released since they are not enemy combatants. But they are still there. And Bush won't let them go. How did the USA get hold of all these prisoners? Are they people who surrendered in a fight? No, the army just put out a reward for turning in an "enemy combattant". So there are Afganistans who got rich by just taking unfortunate souls and selling them to the USA like slaves.

      Now that I think of it, why am I even searching for examples? Let's just turn the question around: Can you give me ONE example of a Guantanamo prisoner who has been found guilty in court?

      Really, what the USA is doing will remain a stain on its' reputation, it is despicable and shows once more what a banana replublic the country has become.
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    5. Re:Enough already by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1
      Being under 16 does not stop you holding a gun, so a strict definition of only those out of military uniform who are taking shots at us could include children. Anyone think the Taliban would adhere to a strict 18+ rule on active service?

      Not that that automatically makes it right to capture children used in this way, fly them halfway round the globe and detain them in Guantanamo Bay, of course.

    6. Re:Enough already by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I wish I lived in your world, where there are no child soldiers.

      http://images.google.com/images?q=child+ak-47

      -Peter

    7. Re:Enough already by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Show me ONE EXAMPLE of someone held in Gitmo who WAS NOT an ununiformed combatant fighting our troops or implementing terror attacks.

      Mamdouh Habib.

      You were saying?

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    8. Re:Enough already by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or where certain peoples didn't teach their kids that murder and death are good things to aspire to:

      http://sweetness-light.com/archive/palestinian-kids-mama-killed-five-jews-shes-in-paradise

      The fact is, small children are REGULARLY used by AQ, Taliban, Hamas and Hezbollah to carry out terror attacks. Why? Because people don't naturally connect children with danger. Thus, the scumbags in terrorist organizations brainwash kids into doing their dirty work.

      Wanna see a suicide bomber in-training? Here: http://knighthospitilar.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/suicide_bomber_1_.jpg

      Those bombs are obviously fake, but who's to say that this kid won't be strapping on REAL ones next?

      This is the culture of the terrorists. Death, Destruction, and Murder. And it has been like this for WAY longer than the US has been involved in the middle east, so please, no intellectually dishonest attempts to blame this on the US or the west. These people have done this to themselves.

      Don't believe me? Then watch the videos for yourself: http://www.pmw.org.il/tv%20part1.html

      It's a sad, sick world when a child grows up with a hateful dream of blowing themselves to bits while murdering innocents. These people need to answer for what they are doing to their children, and their so-called religious and political leaders need to pay the deadly price for bringing such evil into the world.

      All you Liberals out there need to stop excusing their evil and open your eyes.

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    9. Re:Enough already by sumdumass · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The gitmo detainees go through a review process to determine if they are actually who we think they are and are being held for the reasons we think they are. During this process, they are allowed to answer in their defense. This process is repeated yearly to determine if anything has changed or if their value as a prisoner is diminished. So far, there have been about 6 people released because of this but the chinese people you mentioned, like most of the other detainees are refusing to participate.

      I have to ask, if they refuse to participate in the process that could win their freedom and prove they shouldn't be held, then why should I care if they are being held? I mean it doesn't make them look less guilty by refusing to participate in the one thing that could secure their release.

      And to the court thing, well I don't think that matters because the unlawful combatants thing isn't currently a court issue for them. If they are innocent, there is a process to determine that. if they don't participate in that process, it is on them not ME.

    10. Re:Enough already by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Or where certain peoples didn't teach their kids that murder and death are good things to aspire to:


      I agree; that's a bad idea.

      All you Liberals out there need to stop excusing their evil and open your eyes.


      Nobody's making an excuse for evil fundamentalist Muslims. No true "liberal" excuses senseless murder. Sensible liberals just think that trying to blow them all to smithereens, or countering fundamentalist Islam with fundamentalist Christianity, is the wrong way to address the problem.
    11. Re:Enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... guilty until proven innocent.

      Nice justification there.

    12. Re:Enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are not just holding prisoners for the sole purpose of proving them guilty in court.

    13. Re:Enough already by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This 'joke' is so tired. Show me ONE EXAMPLE of someone held in Gitmo who WAS NOT an ununiformed combatant fighting our troops or implementing terror attacks."

      Give it up dude - that "troll" moderation tells you everything you need to know about the political environment here. I tried the exact same argument a while back, and all I got was a sputtering "Padilla!...Republicans!...Fascists!..."

      Of course, it will all be better when the Democrats take charge, right? Right?

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    14. Re:Enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's about this one?

      Of course, your tiresome response will be "he's lying - we only keep terrorists there".

      Statements like the one I'm guessing you'll make, and like the one you did make would have a lot more weight behind them if the US Government would take an attitude other than "They're guilty because we say they are. You'll just have to trust us."

      That attitude makes it quite impossible to trust the US Government, and it's not doing wonders for your own stellar credentials either AC.

    15. Re:Enough already by nunyadambinness · · Score: 0

      I was saying that your example sucks.

      From YOUR OWN link

      "American officials said he admitted to training some of the Sept. 11 hijackers and to having prior knowledge of the attack"

      He denies it. You've proven nothing other than your own willingness to presume you know WTF the truth is.

      Care to fail again with another terrible and wrong example?

    16. Re:Enough already by d3ac0n · · Score: 0

      I agree; that's a bad idea.


      Yes, because creating a PR-oriented (and quite well made) video game is EXACTLY the same as teaching your children to make REAL suicide bombs and that murdering innocent Jews is the right thing to do. EXACTLY the same. Hooray for Moral Equivalence!

      Buddy, that wasn't even a GOOD strawman argument, let alone an effective one.

      countering fundamentalist Islam with fundamentalist Christianity


      Huh. Last time I checked, we were countering Fundamentalist Islam with Freedom and Prosperity, not Fundamentalist Christianity. but hey, what do I know. I mean, it's not like the Muslim peoples of Iraq are so happy about their newfound freedom of religion that they would ask Iraqi Christian Ex-pats to come back to Iraq. It's not as though those same moderate Iraqi Muslims would say, help repair a cross on a church with Iraqi Christians to show solidarity with them. I mean, it's not as though a new day of religious freedom is dawning across Iraq. Yeah, it must be us Eeevil "Fundie Christian American Opressors(tm)" that are MAKING them do nice things like that. Yeah.... that's the ticket...

      Geez. Taking your tinfoil-hatted strawman BS somewhere else. The rest of us like living in reality.
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    17. Re:Enough already by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      I have to ask, if they refuse to participate in the process that could win their freedom and prove they shouldn't be held, then why should I care if they are being held? "It's up to you. A life of ease and reflection and intellectual challenge ... or this."
      "What must I do?"
      "Nothing, really. Tell me ... how many lights you see. How many?"
    18. Re:Enough already by Mr2cents · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have to ask, if they refuse to participate in the process that could win their freedom and prove they shouldn't be held, then why should I care if they are being held? I mean it doesn't make them look less guilty by refusing to participate in the one thing that could secure their release. Who says they refuse to participate? Their lawyer? The judge? Or could it by any chance be the military who's holding them in the first place?

      And I have to ask, how exactly are you supposed to defend yourself if you're not charged with anything?

      PS: <sarcasm>They do have a lawyer, don't they?</sarcasm>
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    19. Re:Enough already by flibuste · · Score: 1
      I tried the exact same argument a while back, and all I got was a sputtering "Padilla!...Republicans!...Fascists!..."

      How about "uneducated douchebag"?

      Making yourself an arse once in such way is already quite something. Bragging about it is close to psychological deficiency.

    20. Re:Enough already by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Sensible liberals just think that trying to blow them all to smithereens, or countering fundamentalist Islam with fundamentalist Christianity, is the wrong way to address the problem.
      What is the right way to address the problem? The only other response the West has given to these nutjobs is to pander to them.
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    21. Re:Enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Martin Mubanga is first on the list. There's more if you follow the link.

    22. Re:Enough already by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1
      Care to fail again with another terrible and wrong example?

      Care to apply some logic?

      Let's try: having caught this person and obtained a confession that he trained some of the hijackers and knew of the plot, which you'd think would make him a valuable informant and known criminal who should be tried for aiding and abetting the largest terrorist attack on US soil, he was...released without charges.

      Quoth Wikipedia:

      Despite the relentless campaign of accusations and vilification on the part of the US and Australian governments, the US government decided in January not to charge Mr. Habib, based on a complete lack of evidence that would hold up in their secret military trial. At this point, Australia sought his release. On January 11, 2005, Australian Attorney-General Phillip Ruddock announced that Habib would be released without charge by the United States and repatriated to Australia within days.


      Yet David Hicks, who was caught guarding a tank in Afghanistan, was incarcerated much longer, tried, imprisoned on return to Australia and released under strict parole conditions.

      It really doesn't take a genius to figure out that the contents of Habib's confession must bear so little resemblence to other known intelligence that it wasn't even plausible, so citing it is an act of pure deperation on your part. And if you're thinking he agreed to be a mole, that's exactly what Al Qaeda would think too (they're fanatics, not idiots), so his ongoing intelligence value would be precisely zero, especially after Australia's Attorney General announced publicly that he would be under surveillance after his return.

      You seem to think an unverifiable statement from an anonymous official in an unnamed department that is contradicted by events proves he actually was "an ununiformed combatant fighting our troops or implementing terror attacks" (which is what the OP demanded), or that intelligence agencies don't make mistakes or play politics. An accusation does not equate to guilt.

      I don't presume to know the truth, but at least I know bullshit when I see it.
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    23. Re:Enough already by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1
      For the benefit of the no doubt very few slashdotters who didn't catch that reference: ST:TNG Chain of Command Pt 2

      That scene was based on 1984 which in turn incorporated real Nazi and Soviet Propaganda"

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    24. Re:Enough already by UdoKeir · · Score: 1

      Ahh, guilty until proven innocent.

      How's that police state working out for you?

    25. Re:Enough already by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Who says they refuse to participate? Their lawyer? The judge? Or could it by any chance be the military who's holding them in the first place?
      I first heard of this from a senator visiting the evaluations to gage their effectiveness. I suppose the military is saying it too but I believe the senator was a democrat and was claiming this was proof that the system in place wasn't good enough.

      And I have to ask, how exactly are you supposed to defend yourself if you're not charged with anything?
      Well, first of all, your not really defending your self. Your given the opportunity to say you aren't who they think you are or your not involved in what they think your involved in. the tribunal asks you questions like who are you, where do you live, have your ever met this person, what was your relationship with him. Have you even been here or here? and so on. And if you bring up anything that doesn't match their records, they investigate it more including attempting to get more validating information from you but also checking other sources.

      It isn't perfect but it is enough to demonstrate you are who they think you are and that they are holding you for what they think you did. If you have never been to a certain part of Iraq or your only association with someone is that they purchased food at your restaurant, then it gives the government the opportunity to check if you are not who they think you are or being held for something you had no part of. As much as people wasn't to claim they don't care, it is simply a waist of time, money and resources to house a prisoner who did nothing wrong. Of they found that the prisoner wasn't who they thought or whatever, they would be released or sent to a less intense facility.

      PS: They do have a lawyer, don't they?
      Well, yes they do. Of sorts. During the validation process, they are assigned an advocate which is the equivalent of a military lawyer. His job is to help the prisoner validate claims and review bits of the cases they are willing to disclose to them. Things like being at certain places at certain times, knowing certain people and so on. There is a lot of information pertaining to why they are being held that doesn't go to why they are being held. And this associated information can actually show that they are holding the wrong person.

      Of course he cannot do his job when the prisoner won't participate so for those, no, they don't have a lawyer.
    26. Re:Enough already by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Ahh, guilty until proven innocent.

      How's that police state working out for you?
      More like "threat" until proven "not a threat". That might be part of a police state, I wouldn't know. I don't consider it -in and of itself a sign of a police state though. It is an extention of who civilized societies operate. Even free ones. Just ask a cop why they arrest people holding guns at murder scenes where the murdered people where shot with a gun.
    27. Re:Enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it funny (and not in the "ha ha" sense), that the people who make the biggest showing of bowing down at the Reagan altar are the same ones who staunchly defend our use of torture and the suspension of habeas corpus? Reagan is the one who held the US up to the world as the paragon of freedom and virtue in stark contrast to the Soviet Union where you could be run off to a Siberian labor camp without warning or trial.

      Of course, if any are cornered by that point, the knee-jerk reaction is "Well, 9-11 changed everything."

    28. Re:Enough already by mtoivola · · Score: 1

      Feeding obvious trolls here, but you probably have not watched this, I guess? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468094/

    29. Re:Enough already by UdoKeir · · Score: 1

      Yes, those people are called suspects. There are laws governing how long suspects can be held before they have to be charged or released. It's called habeas corpus.

      You and your republicunt friends might want to start following the rule of law some time.

    30. Re:Enough already by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      republicunt.. I bet you wonder why people don't take you seriously.

      The rule of law as you put it, is exactly what gets followed in this exorcise. Just because you don't agree with using the rules of law to change the rule of law that you seem to be the most concerned with doesn't mean anything is being violated.

      Something that is interesting here is that the constitution and US history is filled with situations where habeas corpus had been suspended or changed or is allowed to be suspended or changed which would create the "rule of law" you are claiming take precedence here. I have to wonder, which rule of law are you championing? The American rule of law that has validated what is happening from a historical perspective or some other countries rule of law that benefits those wishing to hurt us?

      People who claim it breaks or violates the rule of law generally have little idea or capacity to consider the rule of law as it has been historically laid out for us all to follow. Instead, it turns into one liners taken out of context being spouted for whatever gain and sense of self purpose they can impose on it. Tell me, do you think your taking the high road with this stance? Are you morally superior to those who don't see it the way you do? I rest my case.

    31. Re:Enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other than for "cases of rebellion or invasion" (i.e., the Civil War and Reconstruction) where the Constitution allows suspending habeas corpus, where are all these cases that "fill up" history? Over the +200 years of the Constitution, how do you claim outside of pure ignorance or mendacity that "US history is filled with situations"? Congress or the President can pass all the laws they want to permit suspending habeas corpus or anything else that is unconstitutional, but in the end it gets slapped down by the Supreme Court.

      Your ignorance of the law, civics, and your moral relativism suggest you probably might want to steer clear of a career as a historian.

    32. Re:Enough already by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You claim my understanding is pure ignorance and you have no clue about linc0ln's suspension, you have no clue about the ww2 internment camps and you have never searched the US Supreme Court's case law on the subject that has speckled out history in the 200+ year that we have been a country of free citizens.

      If you had a concept of anything I mentioned, you would know exactly what I was talking about. Oh well, I guess it is perfectly fine for you to be a hater and ignorant at the same time. And BTW, Lincoln's suspension was never ruled on by the supreme court. And Bush's ordeal has been rejected. I'm not asking you to think like I do, Just know what the hell your talking abour.

  29. Bad design... was it made in china? haha by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, who makes a damn sat with no backup or backdoor telemetry. Even something at 50bits/second on UHF, anything to send debugs/logs anything, a simpler smaller
    computer not using the main powergrid, but something small maybe even normal batteries, but kicks in for 10mins/day every 2 days or something.

    Too much object orientation with dependancies is a killer. More independant systems, even some using analogue instead of digital may sound old school, but often
    has a better success rate.

    Or maybe they launched a dual combo one, and this is a decoy part that detached, while the real sat part is doing its secret stuff in a hidden orbit all painted black.
    Im sure they can fake its orbit/failure to look like its 12tonnes even though it could be a 1tonne shell with 50lb thrusters.

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    1. Re:Bad design... was it made in china? haha by got2liv4him · · Score: 2, Informative

      they did... and it failed. they have been able to communicate with the satelite, which keeps reporting that it tries to reboot and fails each time

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    2. Re:Bad design... was it made in china? haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey did... and it failed. they have been able to communicate with the satelite, which keeps reporting that it tries to reboot and fails each time So, have NASA send up an astronaut to clear the BSOD and give it the three-finger salute.
    3. Re:Bad design... was it made in china? haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, it's a milspec bird ... I suspect they know about redundant systems and reliable failover. Sometimes errors happen that just can't be recovered from.

  30. The lauch certainly was successful. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    The launch went over well. Deployment didn't. This scenario should be familiar to anyone using Microsoft Windows. (SCNR)

    But hey, the rocket didn't explode or something. Certainly a successful launch.

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  31. Re:Enough already (Beware Al Queda Humorists) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was the editor of a parody magazine (The Pakistani version of The Onion) who was locked up at GitMo as a "terrorist" (His jokes weren't even very good). Check out the Habeus Schmabeus program from This American Life for more interesting examples.

    Well, it used to be in their archives. Does anyone have a copy? Just a sec I have to answer the door, someone's pounding on it with the but of an AR-15.

  32. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by icebrain · · Score: 1

    Well, a quick google search shows that the US launched one reactor-powered satellite in 1965; the reactor failed relatively quickly and the satellite was boosted into a higher "disposal" orbit. There were apparently plans to launch an experiemental reactor in the shuttle's payload bay, in support of the SDI program; this was scrapped after Challenger.

    The Soviet Union launched several reactor-powered satellites; it seems that most (if not all) of them were RORSATs (Radar Ocean Reconnaissance SATellites). I believe their primary function was finding US carrier battlegroups and supply convoys, with the intent of directing attack submarines and long-range bombers. I'd imagine they used reactors because they could supply more power. I also seem to remember reading that solar panels are pretty vulnerable to EMP effects in orbit; maybe a reactor is less so?

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  33. tu24 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No-one else thinking this could be something to do with the electrical interference caused by tu24 in the earth's magnetosphere this week? :>

  34. Re:Enough already (Beware Al Queda Humorists) by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

    Here is a link to the "Habeus Schmaebeus" podcast: http://podcast.thisamericanlife.org/special/310_bonus.mp3 Listen to this and tell me you still believe all of the gitmo detainees are a threat to our country.

  35. Re:Enough already (Beware Al Queda Humorists) by An+dochasac · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the 517 pentagon case files, only 5% were picked up on the by American troops on battlefield. Only 8% are classified by Pentagon as Al Queda fighters. Out of nearly 600 men at Gitmo, only about 1-2 dozen men could provide useful information. The vast majority of the detainees were handed over by Pakistan and a significant number were detained as part of a bounty program. Al Queda bounties were higher than Taliban, so suddenly turning in your neighbor became much more profitable if you told the U.S. he is "Al Queda."

  36. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    Well, a quick google search shows that the US launched one reactor-powered satellite in 1965;



    Do quick google searches also turn up data on all the classified sats up there ? The reason why the Soviet nuclear-powered sats are common knowledge is because one of them ended coming down in the wrong place ...

  37. bzzt by darkwhite · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hydrazine powers rocket engines/orbital thrusters. RTGs power spacecraft electrical systems. Use of hydrazine in fuel cells is very rare. Nothing prevents a spacecraft from having both on board.

    It's not clear, however, why a satellite in a highly elliptical orbit would use RTGs instead of solar panels. It's not like it gets a lot of stealth that way, since apparently it's still very visible by radar and even telescope.

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    1. Re:bzzt by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > Hydrazine powers rocket engines/orbital thrusters. RTGs power spacecraft electrical systems. Use of hydrazine in fuel cells is very rare. Nothing prevents a spacecraft from having both on board.

      Yep: you are right. My mistake !!

  38. Re:MOD DOWN - ELECTRIC UNIVERSE by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    No, it's tidal. The moon is receding by a few centimeters every year. Of course, the energy is coming from the earth's rotation, which is slowing down by a corresponding amount.

    I'm not sure that the moon will ever de-orbit the earth, though. Without doing the calculations, wouldn't the moon stop receding once Earth's rotation matches the moon's orbit, or once the oceans evaporate?

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  39. Problem Solved... by stdcallsign · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Just ask China to blow it up for us.

  40. Nasty by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Quote: "Item 2 is where oil becomes relevant. Oil sitting in the ground belongs to nobody, because it isn't even remotely usable until it has been discovered and recovered. (No, you don't own it just because you were born nearby!) In the ground it's a wasted resource, wasted life, a missed opportunity. If a country is sitting atop an oil deposit, we can develop it, which profits everyone -- most importantly us."

    Correct me if I am wrong, but usually resource in the ground are considered belonging to the country above the ground and if tehy choose to be poor but preserve environment, well that is THEIR choice and it is THEIR country after all. What instead you are telling is that if nobody exploit it it is UP FOR THE GRAB. Even AGAINST the will of the locals. And if I read it correctly between the line, if needed we can bomb them out and then grab their resource to exploit them.

    I wonder what you would say if suddenly the world decided that a resource not exploited currently be the US (let us say, something nasty like arsenic or whatnot) need to be exploited against the will of the locals.

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  41. Marketing Ploy by rvolz · · Score: 1

    Those Cloverfield guys have gone too far with their viral marketing this time!

  42. Tracking the orbit by sturle · · Score: 1

    Where can I track the orbit of this satellite? http://science.nasa.gov/Realtime/jtrack/3d/JTrack3D.html don't list it. http://www.n2yo.com/ lists it, but can't track it.

    1. Re:Tracking the orbit by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      Um, it IS classified. They don't normally tell people right where they are.

    2. Re:Tracking the orbit by Lincolnshire+Poacher · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Where can I track the orbit of this satellite?

      http://www.heavens-above.com/orbitdisplay.asp?satid=29651&lat=48.59562&lng=2.92156&loc=Somewhere&alt=10&tz=GMT

      Change lat / long as appropriate.

    3. Re:Tracking the orbit by sturle · · Score: 1

      Probably by The USA, but The USA have no problem telling everyone where all the Russian spy satellites are. I'm sure not everyone care to keep the orbit of US spy satellites a secret either. Perhaps the information is blocked from your country?

    4. Re:Tracking the orbit by sturle · · Score: 1

      It has indeed fallen a lot! www.n2yo.com lists it's initial orbit at perigee 408 km and apogee 421 km. According to Heavens Above it was 275 km and 279 km at January 22.

    5. Re:Tracking the orbit by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm good point, never thought of that. I retract my snarky comment :)

    6. Re:Tracking the orbit by sturle · · Score: 1

      Perigee 268 km and apogee 278 km at January 30. Still falling, but no threat yet. Unfortunately it never pass as far north as I live, so I'll not be the first to get a falling satellite in my head this time either. :-(

  43. Bunch of amateurs! by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    Limited data received from the satellite indicated that its on-board computer tried rebooting several times, but those efforts failed, said one official, who is knowledgeable about the program and spoke on condition of anonymity.

    Let me guess: they forgot to disable the keyboard check within the BIOS on the satellite.

    KEYBOARD ERROR OR KEYBOARD NOT FOUND - PRESS [F1] TO CONTINUE [F2] FOR SETUP
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  44. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by Tom+Womack · · Score: 1

    The RTG references for this are, I think, mostly traceable back to

    http://www.space.com/news/nasa_plutonium_020724.html

    which indicates that 'for reasons of national security' one RTG-worth of plutonium-238 had been reclaimed from NASA about five years ago.

    There are various national-security applications for plutonium-238 - it's perfect stuff for powering, for example, bits of equipment to sit in a cave in Afghanistan or next to an undersea cable off Taiwan quietly recording all that passes to be collected later; it lets you build satellites without shiny solar panels. Lincoln Experimental Satellites 8 and 9 used RTGs; http://www.osti.gov/energycitations/product.biblio.jsp?osti_id=5562667 is an abstract claiming there are ten American satellites in Earth orbit with RTGs on board, though I rather doubt it will list names and purposes.

  45. Canadia by Swampwulf · · Score: 1

    That would be just north of Jesusland.

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  46. Somebody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eBay it!

  47. 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frank says we have 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds left...

    1. Re:28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

      Get Bruce Willis in here! Time for him to save the world again.

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  48. Technically, you can't. Just like the baseball. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    A landowner gets to keep a meteorite that falls on his property under the doctrine of first possession, but a satellite would be different. Finder's doctrine would apply. Basically, if no one came to claim the satellite, the landowner would own it so far as everyone else's rights are concerned, but a finder's right of ownership is not good against the original owner who has every legal right to come and claim it. You can bet that the US government is pretty likely to come looking for it. (This analysis ignores whether or not there are laws preventing civilians from claiming military hardware in the first place.)

    Note that you also don't actually have a legal right to claim ownership of frisbees and baseballs that fall onto your property. You would lose if someone sued you for conversion of chattels. However, people just generally aren't litigious enough to waste the money on an attorney to replace a $5 kids toy and are generally happy for an object lesson to their kids in being careful with your stuff.

    But if your neighbor's stupid kids broke out their dad's prized baseball signed by Babe Ruth and managed to knock into your yard, you can be damned sure that you aren't going to be able to keep it.

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  49. Weaponization of Space by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

    Hmm...given the current thinking of our 'administration' what are the chances that this bird actually has some sort of weaponry on-board? Space nukes, perhaps?

  50. A few questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Once your "stuff" leaves Earth, can you still claim ownership?
    2) Is there any technology out there to try to "catch" the satellite and "soft-land" it, without burning it up? (If it's a recent American spy satellite, it could be a valuable asset to discover for other intel services.)
    3) Is it possible to simply destroy it, before it gets dangerous?
    4) Can anyone - who has the technology - catch or destroy a loose satellite?

  51. Cheif Rabbi Advocates Ethnic Cleansing by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Cheif Rabbi Advocates Ethnic Cleansing by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      And your point is what exactly? That this Rabbi has fairly extreme views?

      How is his opinion any more relevant then Pat Robertson's or Jerry Falwell's? Is it the stated policy of the Israeli Government?

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  52. Re:MOD DOWN - ELECTRIC UNIVERSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without doing the calculations, wouldn't the moon stop receding once Earth's rotation matches the moon's orbit, or once the oceans evaporate?

    I believe you are right that once it's tide locked it's orbit will be stable, but there's still tides even without oceans. Solid Earth tides (rock moving up and down) are bigger than most people realize.

  53. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by Xrc65kl · · Score: 1

    And anyway an RTG only produces about 300W of electricity.
    A radar imaging satellite would need kilowatts.

  54. Maybe the Chinese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey.. uhh.. Maybe the Chinese shot it down.

  55. lacrosse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just speculating, but it sounds like this is one of those Synthentic Apeture Radar/ Lacrosse systems.... lower resolution, but it works in all weather/light conditions.... any thoughts?

  56. Speculation On the Doomed Satellite by jishak · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can get China to help us blow it up with their laser.
    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/01/18/0235229

  57. Re: (Not in) My Backyard by toddestan · · Score: 1

    I also seem to remember reading that solar panels are pretty vulnerable to EMP effects in orbit; maybe a reactor is less so?

    It would make sense. Your solar panels would look like big wire loops to an EMP blast. On the other hand, you could put your reactor into a metal sheilded container so that the EMP would have a minimal effect on it.

  58. Quasi, Australia! by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    I'm telling you, when this think hits, it will land in Quasi!

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  59. Failed satellite. by Cr0vv · · Score: 0

    The "USA 193" or the experimental L-21 classified satellite is being downed by electromagnetic flux. The Government officials are just pawns, of course, but the people in charge of "informing the public" through these officials are lying about the reason for the electronics failing. These satellites, at many millions of dollars, are made to last; it's ridicules to say that it just failed in this way. The pulsing EMF is being caused by a rogue planet, a magnetic giant, that entered the solar system in about 2003. This very large planet is simply on it's way past the sun on it's 3,657 year sling orbit. NASA has known about this planet since 1983, only reported it once in the Washington post and since has tied off the story in fear of public reaction. Crow.

  60. Re:Will it self-destruct? by mrv20 · · Score: 1

    By-the-by, does anyone still lock their luggage? It seems rather pointless these days when the locks have to have an easily-picked TSA bypass which hundreds of people have the keys for anyway.

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