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  1. Quantum Internet??? on "Spooky" Science Points Towards Quantum Computing · · Score: 1

    Quantum computers, sure. Quantum Internet? Drop the crack pipe and back away from the keyboard!

  2. Re:Patriot act ISN'T patriotic. on Judge Strikes Down Part of Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."
    -- Herman Goering
  3. As Dean Martin used to say... on Some Moray Eels Have Two Sets of Jaws · · Score: 5, Funny

    When an eel bites your face, that's a moray.

  4. Re:People are not wearing enough hats. on TV Viewing Linked to Attention Problems · · Score: 1

    My God, whoever modded that "troll" wasn't paying attention... errrr, never mind.

  5. Re:'visitors DNA' on Judge Says, Record DNA of Everyone In the UK · · Score: 1

    Um, no. I clear international security in the US, fly to Heathrow, never leaving the secure international area. I'm herded back through a body scanner (shoes x-rayed, again) and bag screen again, (only one carry on allowed, even women's purses have to be stuffed into their other carry on), my (unopened) bottled water is confiscated, odds about 1 in 10 I have to unpack my carry on for a human inspection, present passport and boarding pass, etc. - all to be allowed back into the secure international gate area so I can board my connecting flight. That's what I'm talking about.

  6. Re:DNA from visitors? on Judge Says, Record DNA of Everyone In the UK · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Paris has better airshows, and Germany, Spain, and Italy all have better F1 races. Guess I'll take my tourist dollars there instead.
    Sure, but where are you going to go (other than the UK) for fine dining? Hmmmm??
  7. Re:'visitors DNA' on Judge Says, Record DNA of Everyone In the UK · · Score: 1

    It's already far, far more painful to simply change planes at Heathrow than it is to fly domestically in the US - which isn't any picnic, either.

  8. Re:Fortunately, Arizona is flat on Steve Fossett Missing · · Score: 1

    So is Oklahoma. Unfortunately, he's lost in Nevada.

  9. I remember on Pink, Blue, and Bad Science · · Score: 4, Funny

    Getting up at 4:00 AM or so to watch the first shuttle launch.
    Dan Rather, new at the job of anchoring liftoffs, said: (I am not making this up)
    "The skies are clear this morning, so we should be seeing some spectacular entrails...."

  10. Re:Waiting for the SP on What Vista SP1 Means To You · · Score: 1

    ...the idea of waiting for the first few updates goes for most software, not just Windows...
    I've often said I wouldn't take the dot zero release of eternal life...
  11. Re:lol on A 3-D View of the Brain · · Score: 1

    While I'll grant that Dr. McCoy is important to the /. community, I'll submit that titties and beer are sacred.

  12. Not likely on A 3-D View of the Brain · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it really was a 3D representation of my brain, all you'd see would be tits and code (and maybe some beer).

  13. Re:want to be "evolutionary"? on Procedural Programming- The Secret Behind Spore · · Score: 1

    "Gee Wally, that's a pretty obscure reference in this day and age."

  14. Goddamit, I'm old on Mitsubishi Breaks Up Famous Computer Science Lab · · Score: 1

    What was the name of that old Dig-it-all labs site that Compaq and later, HP disappeared?

  15. Re:Oh, the irony on Malaysia Uses Anti-Terrorism Laws To Stop Bloggers · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    That's because it's still the middle ages in the Islamic world.

  16. Vim? Phhtttt on iPhone Can Now Run Apache, Python, Vim · · Score: 3, Funny

    Call me when it can run Emacs.

    Oh... Only 8Gb RAM. Never mind.

  17. Re:If Only ... on Using AI To Filter RSS Feeds · · Score: 1

    Sorry, what is this arse feed thing which you refer to?

  18. Re:Absolutely right on W3C Considering An HTML 5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because this time people will code to it, dammit.
    You got coffee on my monitor.
  19. Re:If it's unbeatable... on Checkers Solved, Unbeatable Database Created · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...what happens if it plays another version of itself?
    Don't cross the streams. That would be bad.
  20. Re:It's a draw on Checkers Solved, Unbeatable Database Created · · Score: 4, Funny

    They claim the best you can do is draw against chinook in deterministic checkers.
    Ooooohhhh! Nondeterministic checkers!!

    <clack....clack....clack>
    "That's a inside giraffe, king me."
  21. There's a perfrctly simple explanation on Bill Gates Should Buy Your Buffer Overruns · · Score: 1

    So the question facing Microsoft when they choose whether to make that offer, is: Would they rather have the $1,000, or the exploit? What responsible company could possibly choose "the $1,000"?
    The short answer is that Microsoft just doesn't give a damn. They fix security holes when forced to. If they were a grocer, you'd have to prove to them that you have shit before they'd sell you toilet paper.
  22. Re:I call BS on Privacy is a Biological Imperative? · · Score: 1

    I can't agree. The Manhatten Project was special in the speed in which it was developed. The fact that it (slightly) advanced science at the same time was incedental. Again, it was the people in power who collected the cream of the crop scientists to build it - quickly. Perhaps I should have used H-bombs or neutron bombs as an example, as they didn't present the level of challenge that the A-bomb did.

    My point remains - "educating" geeks to be socially responsible for what they build or invent doesn't help, as it's hardly ever the geeks who decide what is to be built.

  23. I call BS on Privacy is a Biological Imperative? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...how you should go about teaching engineers and computer scientists to think about user acceptance and social adoption...
    Nonsense. Engineers, computer scientists, hell, tech geeks of any kind build what those in power want them to build. If they don't, we'll find a geek who will. Do you suppose A-bombs, nerve gas, "weaponized" anthrax, etc. came about any other way?
  24. 2007 huh? on Ballmer Teases Software-Plus-Services in '07 · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, I'll hold my breath, because Microsoft always ships on schedule.

  25. Re:That's insane! on Aussies Sue Over Misleading Google Ads · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can't get the Slashdot 'editors' to read the summaries before posting the stories.