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  1. Re:A fool and his money are some party on Pickens Calls Off Massive Wind Farm In Texas · · Score: 1

    Alternatively, he's an experienced businessman who knows that...

    ...that "reds under the beds" works much better to get a population under the control of vested interests in media and government to do what you want.

    "There was massive market speculation on oil prices last year, and I want to cash in on the paranoia, so ring your congresscritter and remind him how much money I need him to put into this dubious windpower investment or I'll be writing a nasty letter" - it just doesn't have the same impact, does it?

  2. Re:It's about time... on Human Sperm Produced In the Laboratory · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, this will address the critical shortage of sperm we face today.

    Alright, slashdotters! Now is your big chance - go get 'em.

    ...

    Yes, Timmy, outside into the big blue room where there is no undo button, the gamma is too high and there's no wall hacking. Yes, there, the great unknown where your mother gets your Dew and Cheetos, and computer parts arrive in trucks that you've glimpsed from your front door.

    ... Fine, go back to your one-handed surfing. *sighs* If you want something done right, do it yourself... The things I do for you lot.

  3. Re:Which puts it in direct competition with ... on Can Urine Rescue Hydrogen-Powered Cars? · · Score: 1

    AC doesn't have to come from electricity. You can either pipe cold water around

    Care to tell us where we'd find natural cold water in Arizona in summer, seeing as AC doesn't have to come from electricity?

    /~Rockwolf

  4. Re:Who is "the engineer"? on Passenger Avoids Delay By Fixing Plane Himself · · Score: 1
    Quoth the AC:

    If you could spell correctly your story might be more believable.

    If you be bothered to create an account, the rest of us non-ACs might give a shit.

    /~Rockwolf

  5. Re:Surely you are trolling. on 13-Year-Old Trades iPod For a Walkman For a Week · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could even apply filters to make brand new CDs sound just like an old cassette.

    A webcam microphone recording of the track being played through $5 Walmart speakers under a pillow, then downsampled to a 32kbps wma file should do the job.

    /~Rockwolf

  6. Re:But it's in CANADA on Being Slightly Overweight May Lead To Longer Life · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's a real bummer. I was quite surprised myself. Not to add to your brother's potential woes, but make sure he's explored the income tax rates for Canada. I'm not sure of the specifics, and how it breaks down per province, but from what I'm told, in B.C., it's almost 50%. Yikes to say the least.

    Being that the top marginal tax rate here in Australia is 48.5% (last I checked), I'm not sure that will bother him.

  7. Re:Free and "Fun" Experiment on New Lithium-Air Battery Delivers 10 Times the Energy Density · · Score: 1

    Hmm, should I also order a pizza and a blow-job?

    Always a good idea.

  8. Re:Oh the Humanity! on NASA Sticking To Imperial Units For Shuttle Replacement · · Score: 1

    Jeep Grand Cherokee had a 4L V6 (?)

    Straight 6.

  9. Re:Trollinium on Periodic Table Gets a New, Unnamed Element · · Score: 2, Funny

    tagging for the above post:

    pimpmyjournal

    Steve's journal will have 35" dubs and ladder-bar rear end, for sure.
    Ladder bar, as in extension ladder welded in, cross-braced with 2x4. :)

    /~Rockwolf

  10. Re:That's a lot of patches on Microsoft Sets Record With Monster Patch Tuesday · · Score: 1

    install a list of updates longer then my johnson...

    Then your johnson what? Don't leave us hanging in suspense, man!

  11. Re:Wow on One Fifth of World's Population Can't See Milky Way At Night · · Score: 1

    Amazing that there are places you could just look up and see that. I've never seen the night sky as anything but pitch black with a few dull white dots, and maybe the moon.

    Hate to tell you this, but if you think your version of the night sky is pitch black, you're going to be stunned at what a real view will do. Other posters referring to vertigo have it absolutely right - it's SO black, it's very difficult to comprehend, and the best way to look at it is to lie down, otherwise you'll fall down.

    Get out of town - way out of town - more often, you won't regret it.

    /~Rockwolf

  12. Re:That's retarded on Protecting the Apollo Landing Sites From Later Landings · · Score: 1

    Great, then you get partially-finished graffiti _and_ blood stains on the walls.

    At least the blood stains wash off.

  13. Re:Wow Slack is still around? on 64-Bit Slackware Is Alive · · Score: 1

    Linux kernel .96a

    Righto, gramps, I'll get off your lawn... No need to wave your cane at me...

    /~Rockwolf

  14. Re:Talk about jargon on The Hard Drive Is Inside the Computer · · Score: 1

    Someone using decades-old British colloquialisms does not warrant such a ridiculous diatribe.

    But damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! I will make clear my total lack of knowledge of english dialects from other parts of the world!

    /~Rockwolf

  15. Re:That will never be as aggravating as memory vs. on The Hard Drive Is Inside the Computer · · Score: 1

    This only works so long as neither you nor the person you are 'communicating' with have any actual familiarity with the work flow in a real kitchen. Your 'analogy' would be confusing as hell to anyone who does.

    Right - and how is this different to their efforts at communicating with the IT geek? "My hard-drive's broken" would be as useful in this situation as a chef discovering the pressure regulator on a burner is broken, after being told that the dishwasher isn't working. At least this way the analogy is good, and if you're talking in simplified terms both parties can relate to, useful communication can happen because the limitations of language are apparent.

    /~Rockwolf

  16. Re:Slashdotting Your iPhone? on Turn Your iPhone Into a Web Server · · Score: 1

    E) Your battery explodes.

  17. Re:Simple Solution on McDonalds Free Wi-Fi Users Soak Up Seating · · Score: 1

    Food, wi-fi, AND a puppet show? Man, I am never leaving this place!

    From your UID, it does seem like you've been stuck here a while.

    /~Rockwolf

  18. Re:It was the hardest kiss in my life on Atlantis Links Up To Hubble For Repairs · · Score: 1

    You're a lucky man! Most of my liaisons appear to be with people who are not on the same planet as me at all.

    Stop trying to hook up at a trekkie's conference, then...

    /~Rockwolf

  19. Re:Rover Driver's Blog on Spirit Stuck In Soft Soil On Mars · · Score: 1

    Scott Maxwell, one of the rover's drivers, has a blog detailing the events of the mission exactly five years behind schedule.

    I'd like to echo that - I've got it on my RSS feed, and I look forward to the postings. It's a fantastic read.

    I'm pretty sure Scott has an account here at /.. Scott, if you read this, keep up the good work in the blog - it's a fascinating insight into what goes on inside NASA for those of us curious geeks who like to know what happens in one of the most iconic R&D organisations in the space game.

    /~Rockwolf

  20. Re:my recent solution on How To Store Internal Hard Drives? · · Score: 1

    I just got a case supporting 6 internal drives, cheap board with 6 sata plugs, and six 1.5T drives. ~9T storage (ignoring replication) for ~$1k.

    Yes, and 4 times the power consumption, while dealing with the hassle of having to back up over a network which saturates your switch/router overnight. Good plan.

  21. Re:Baby crying on Baby Monitors Killing Urban Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    How are your packets more legitimate than his analogue audio transmission?

    Because they're his, and not that other guys' transmission. Therefore, more important, no?

    ~/Rockwolf

  22. Re:15 years or so ago on Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In? · · Score: 1
    Don't suppose you've got pics or a howto? That sounds like it might be a useful thing to have lying around.

    /~Rockwolf

  23. Re:Simple on FCC Seeks To Improve US Broadband Access · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't need a 50,000 kbit/s line just as I don't need an 800 horsepower NASCAR to get to work.

    That's unamerican! Hand in your SUV's keys on your way out to the bus stop, you dirty hippie. ~

    /~Rockwolf

  24. Re:Public domain? on Pentagon Cyber Defense Bill Comes To $100M For 6 Months · · Score: 4, Interesting

    you're just watching to figure out how they got there, their techniques, and what they're after.

    I'd just like to congratulate you on the gramatically correct use of there, their and they're in the same sentence - it's a rare thing to see in these parts.

    /~Rockwolf

  25. Re:I Just Quit Caffeine on Beware the Perils of Caffeine Withdrawal · · Score: 1

    Turns out that taking the drug you're jonesing for helps ease withdrawal symptoms.

    Good test for a placebo effect, though, seeing as the delivery medium is different.