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Beware the Perils of Caffeine Withdrawal

palegray.net writes "CNN is running an article on the notorious effects of caffeine withdrawal, a problem that seems to be affecting an increasing number of people. Citing numerous reasons why people might need to cut back on their caffeine intake (pregnancy, pre-surgery requirements, etc), the story notes a significant number of people who are simply unable to quit. I drink around eight cups of coffee a day, along with a soda or two, and I definitely suffer from nasty withdrawal symptoms without my fix."

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  1. Bah by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Informative

    I drink around eight cups of coffee a day, along with a soda or two, and I definitely suffer from nasty withdrawal symptoms without my fix.

    You, sir, are a member of the Caffeine Underacheivers Club of the World. Until you can regularly consume an average of three or four pots of coffee in day (30 to 40 cups) without experiencing caffeine intoxication, you have no idea what how "nasty" withdrawal can get.

    I'm at that point, I admit it. Withdrawal, for me, starts after about eight hours without caffeine. I get a serious headache, quickly followed by nausea and a general flu-like feeling. Left unattended, it's damn-near incapacitating. Fortunately, a single cup of coffee vanquishes all symptoms within 30 minutes.

    Anyway, is this caffeine withdrawal stuff really news to anyone? Anyone?

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    1. Re:Bah by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Compared to both of you I am a complete lightweight, but I still experience headaches, depression, etc, when I go without.

      I'm definitely going with "Not news." Caffeine is a drug, we're addicted.

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    2. Re:Bah by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      "When they talk about drugs they donâ(TM)t talk about all of them, thatâ(TM)s the problem. They donâ(TM)t mention coffee -- the low end of the speed spectrum, I grant you. But there are coffee freaks. And theyâ(TM)re walking around, nobody worried about it or anything. Mrs. Olsen never tells you about that mild speed lift, you know, because sheâ(TM)s shooting freeze-dried Folgerâ(TM)s."

      -George Carlin

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    3. Re:Bah by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1

      I get a serious headache, quickly followed by nausea and a general flu-like feeling

      My mate gave up caffeine for Lent a few years ago, he also suffered from really bad headaches because he used to drink 8 cups of tea a day. Never again :)

    4. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I had to cut back for surgery awhile back and I found that simply mixing a little bit of regular coffee in with decaf worked like a charm. It didn't even need to be half and half, even just one part caffeinated in four was sufficient to stave off the headaches and malaise.

    5. Re:Bah by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Yes, because of how fast and volatile it is.

      You'd think "Oh, I'll skip that cup - I'm late", ... and then you tank the first 2 hours at work.

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    6. Re:Bah by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Informative

      You, sir, are a member of the Caffeine Underacheivers Club of the World. Until you can regularly consume an average of three or four pots of coffee in day (30 to 40 cups) without experiencing caffeine intoxication, you have no idea what how "nasty" withdrawal can get.

      So you're not experiencing caffeine intoxication... good for you. Have you had to expel kidney stones yet? How about the other side effects from caffeine poisoning? Have you had your renal function tested? How's the chronic diarrhea going?

      I'm a caffeine addict too, but I've cut down to 1d4 + 3 cups per day. I've had kidney stones and luckily ultrasound treatment broke them up so I didn't have to pass them whole. You're damaging your body, please cut down.

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    7. Re:Bah by SlashDotDotDot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Compared to both of you I am a complete lightweight

      I may be the lightest lightweight I know. I average 24 oz. of coffee and two cans of soda a day. If I have more than that I get pretty dysfunctional--irritable, nervous, sleepless. If I quit, I have one day of headaches and nausea followed by many days of sluggishness and cravings. I can't say how many days, since I always fall off the wagon.

      I find that I really can't write code without caffeine anymore. Maybe I never could. It makes me sad to think that I need a stimulant to do my job, but there it is...

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    8. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm at that point, I admit it. Withdrawal, for me, starts after about eight hours without caffeine. I get a serious headache, quickly followed by nausea and a general flu-like feeling. Left unattended, it's damn-near incapacitating. Fortunately, a single cup of coffee vanquishes all symptoms within 30 minutes.

      Anyway, is this caffeine withdrawal stuff really news to anyone? Anyone?

      Written like you have had your 30 cups of coffee today, good sir!

    9. Re:Bah by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      That's pretty sad.

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    10. Re:Bah by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      ...and the world goes into slow motion :-)

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    11. Re:Bah by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      You will have issues later in life if you continue to drink caffeine the way you are now.

      Brittle bones, osteoporosis, etc.

      You should cut down now.

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    12. Re:Bah by dblyth · · Score: 1

      Anyway, is this caffeine withdrawal stuff really news to anyone? Anyone?

      Definitely not, and it bothers me when articles like this say things like:

      They concluded the higher the caffeine intake, the more likely a patient was to suffer from severe withdrawal symptoms when denied the ingredient

      Anyone living in the past decade could have told you that as common knowledge. Anyway, my experience with withdrawal was when I would only get headaches on Saturday and Sunday, but they would disappear as soon as Monday rolled around. Figuring it wasn't that I just loved work and wanted to get back into the office, my solution was to drink less coffee at work.

      And to get a coffee machine for Saturday and Sunday mornings.

    13. Re:Bah by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Anyway, is this caffeine withdrawal stuff really news to anyone? Anyone?

      It's on CNN! It must be news!

      Seriously, though, this is more proof that the editors need to work harder on filtering crap. Any serious consumer of caffeine (and geeks are positively solemn in this respect) knows that it's physically addictive.

      Here's a really old story I might as well share. Among observant Jews, there's a condition called "Yom Kippur Syndrome". On Yom Kippur, you're supposed to fast for 24 hours to atone for your sins. Jews who do this without tapering off the caffeine first often suffer from really nasty symptoms.

    14. Re:Bah by ionymous · · Score: 0
      Wow. I feel like I'm doing something bad when I consume any more than about 2 servings of the same food a day. I mean... I'm all like "I'm hungry. An apple would be easy. No... I had that earlier. I'll have an orange instead."

      I can't imagine drinking 30 to 40 cups of anything would be good for you. (Water might be the exception.)

      It's always hard for me to understand... if you know you're doing something bad... why not just stop? I'm not immune to addiction, but when my self-check tells me I'm headed down that road, I just turn at the next chance I get.

      It's hard to limit yourself... why not just have more and more of what you like? Controlling yourself is a bit masochistic. Why make yourself suffer?

      But I guess I kind of see my wants and needs as a battle that's constantly going on in my head. I guess it makes me feel powerful... that I can will away unhealthy urges.

      Of course, some urges are healthy if ya know what'om sayin... ahhh yeah.

    15. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We need prohibition! War on caffeine, Columbian coffee beans clearly constitute an Axis of Withdrawal Symptoms!

      We need to construct a massive wall, in the sea, between us and Mexico to stop these evil coffee lords and their satanic beans from getting in to the US!

      God Bless America!

    16. Re:Bah by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Spice extends life. The Spice expands consciousness. The Spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the Spice has mutated over 4000 years, use the orange Spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space.

      Somebody really was drinking too much coffee when they wrote that shit.

    17. Re:Bah by Samschnooks · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had to cut back for surgery awhile back and I found that simply mixing a little bit of regular coffee in with decaf worked like a charm. It didn't even need to be half and half, even just one part caffeinated in four was sufficient to stave off the headaches and malaise.

      I just went and switched to scotch.

    18. Re:Bah by Narnie · · Score: 1

      Thank you, my friend--you've just provided to me my preferred method of suicide: by caffeine overdose!!

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    19. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      donÃ(TM)t
      thatÃ(TM)s
      donÃ(TM)t
      theyÃ(TM)re
      sheÃ(TM)s
      FolgerÃ(TM)s

      For fucks sake...

    20. Re:Bah by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Does the term "lightweight" really apply in this discussion, or is it just a holdover from discussions about alcohol (where body mass plays a significant role)?

      I'm sure body mass plays a role in caffeine. However, I see the built up resistance playing a bigger role.

    21. Re:Bah by carrolljim · · Score: 1

      I never drank coffee (never liked the taste or smell), but for years, I drank upwards of six 20oz bottles of diet coke daily. I accept that 120oz of soda/day makes me a caffeine lightweight by Slashdotter standards, but it still seemed like a lot.

      I quit cold-turkey about 8 weeks ago on a Wednesday night as part of a "detox" diet (no caffeine, no oil, no fat, no carbs, no sugar - basicially veggies and water). Thursday morning was OK, surprisingly, but I had a headache by noontime. The headache lasted (never completely crippling, but *constant* throbbing behind my eyes) until the following Sunday morning.

      I felt like I had very little energy for the whole week, which probably had more to do with my diet than the lack of caffeine. However, after a week or so, I actually felt better - I have better focus, more stamina, and actually got more shit done. I definitely feel better now (and have dropped 30 pounds, which doubtless helps). I haven't RTFA, so I don't know if the days-long headache is a typical response. YMMV, but based on my experience, I do recommend at least trying to cut back on caffeine (maybe not cold-turkey, though).

    22. Re:Bah by blincoln · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Seriously. Mod parent up. I went to see a neurologist a few years ago and she was visibly horrified when I told her I drank about 6 cups of coffee a day.

      I tried quitting altogether, but in the end I just cut back to 2-3 cups of black tea per day. It seems to have a more gradual, "extended release" effect that I prefer anyway. I'll also have half a cup of diet cola on the days that I go running.

      Multiple pots of coffee a day? Especially on a regular basis? That's pretty much committing suicide in slow motion.

      If you have trouble with low energy, try getting some cardiovascular exercise on a regular basis. Your body will work better as a result too, instead of crashing when the caffeine wears off. For me, getting my (giant) tonsils removed helped as well, because it meant I slept much better at night.

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    23. Re:Bah by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Oh, I've been there. Remember, I'm a programmer and network administrator :). Years ago I was consuming that level of caffeine; it got pretty ridiculous, as I was dropping multiple pots of coffee plus several energy drinks per day. I'm really not sure how I managed to avoid a heart attack, between the massive caffeine intake and the screwball hours I was keeping. Actually, I still keep jacked up hours, as I prefer to work at night :).

    24. Re:Bah by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Huh? You can build up resistance to alcohol too, and it plays a big role.

    25. Re:Bah by ecotax · · Score: 1

      I think these withdrawal symptoms are pretty well known.
      From personal experience I can tell that going 'cold turkey' from drinking only coffee causes two days of headache and feeling crappy in general. But after that, I had no problems, except that it takes some effort to break with a twenty-year-old habit.

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    26. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm a caffeine addict too, but I've cut down to 1d4 + 3 cups per day.

      Let's go ahead and talk about that *other* addiction...

    27. Re:Bah by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Had my, umm, experiences with that too, funny you should mention it... what is it with us I.T. people?

    28. Re:Bah by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Someone around here has an awesome sig paraphrased off the Mentat mantra, "through the bean, the teeth aquire stains yadda yadda".

      Pretty funny.

    29. Re:Bah by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Informative

      Seriously. Mod parent up. I went to see a neurologist a few years ago and she was visibly horrified when I told her I drank about 6 cups of coffee a day.

      That's funny, I live in Finland, which is proud of being one of the greatest coffee consumers in the world (something like an average of 6-8 cups a day per capita), and yet I've never heard public health warnings about drinking too much coffee. And I'm sure I would hear something if it were really that dangerous, as this is a welfare state that tries to limit unhealthy habits in order to save on healthcare expenses (the gov hopes to completely wipe out smoking soon).

    30. Re:Bah by COMON$ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Everything in moderation. I am a different case for instance, i suffer from mild ADD and the caffine intake is a natural way to control my focus. When I drink caffine I get much calmer and my thoughts are less scattered. But it also means I have to be a little more deliberate in drinking...a cup every couple hours does great things. Now if it is a crazy day and lots of things are going on I might be ok, but a good cup allows me to do all that nasty paperwork...

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    31. Re:Bah by citizenr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can smoke a bag of weed every week for 3 months and then stop. ZERO withdrawal symptoms. Maybe you should change your vice to something less addictive with smaller side effects.

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    32. Re:Bah by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Caffine doesn't cause kidney stones. I drank lots of soda and had sleeplessness, racing heart, etc. I drink redline sometimes now.. but I had been for almost a month straight.

      I've never had kidney stones.

      Not drinking enough water can leads to kidney stones, because the calcium is building up in your kidneys. Also, low calcium intake can lead to stones. If you're drinking that much coffee, it's likely your diet is screwy in many other ways.. and given the state of most Americans today, I think it's a safe bet diet played a large role in your stones, and other problems.

    33. Re:Bah by Deep+Orange · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention the muscle cramps, caffeine is a diuretic and can lead to dehydration and dehydration can and will cause cramps. I used to wake up in the middle of the night with horrendous charley horses in the backs of my calf's. When I figured out that it was too much caffeine I spent a really bad few days to "get clean" and it fixed me right up. Have cut way down on my intake and haven't made that mistake again.

    34. Re:Bah by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      Two years ago I hurt my neck -badly-, like a day out-of-work every month, numb arms, pain all the time, etc. The funny thing was, my doctor kept asking what I was doing that damaged it so much, and I had no answer. After all the physical therapy and -pain-, my neck got better, but then other things started getting worse, all over. I went back to the doctor and she did a bone scan. Turns out I have the bone density of a sixty year-old... at twenty six. The only culprit she can see is my six-cup-a-day habit that I picked up after stopping Ritalin when I was twelve.

      Caffeine is slightly toxic to bone. I have normal PTH level s and blood calcium, but flushing your system with stimulants all the time is definitely -a bad thing-.

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    35. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know someone who used to down a 24pack of mountain dew a day. *cough* light-weight.

    36. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Spice extends life. The Spice expands consciousness. The Spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the Spice has mutated over 4000 years, use the orange Spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space.

      Somebody really was drinking too much coffee when they wrote that shit.

      Don't you mean somebody stopped drinking too much coffee?

    37. Re:Bah by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Funny

      When they came for the smokers,
      I sat drinking my coffee and watched.

      When they came for my coffee,
      yada yada yada.

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      Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit cocaine.

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    38. Re:Bah by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.

      It is caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion.
      It is through beans of java that thoughts acquire speed,
      that hands acquire shakes, that shakes become a warning...
      I am...IN CONTROL...OF MY ADDICTION!

      From the Minicon Graffiti Wall, 1989

    39. Re:Bah by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      ""When they talk about drugs they donâ(TM)t talk about all of them, thatâ(TM)s the problem. They donâ(TM)t mention coffee -- the low end of the speed spectrum, I grant you. But there are coffee freaks. And theyâ(TM)re walking around, nobody worried about it or anything. Mrs. Olsen never tells you about that mild speed lift, you know, because sheâ(TM)s shooting freeze-dried Folgerâ(TM)s."

      -George Carlin "

      Me and my Winston....we got a real good thing!!!

      What are they doing with those cigarettes? Half a pack is gone, and no one has lit one up yet.

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    40. Re:Bah by cool_story_bro · · Score: 1

      it's the Ballmer Peak. As funny as it is, it's also true; I've written some of my most brilliant code while intoxicated. Caffeine seems to have an opposite effect on me, though. Too much coffee and I'm too jittery and unfocused to get anything done

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    41. Re:Bah by Jurily · · Score: 1

      Compared to both of you I am a complete lightweight, but I still experience headaches, depression, etc, when I go without.

      I smoke, I drink, I don't do coffee. Last headache I had was 5 years ago.

    42. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, is this caffeine withdrawal stuff really news to anyone? Anyone?

      Why yes, it is news, to those of us Slashdotters that don't need to drink coffee and never bothered to do research about it. Things will ALWAYS be news to someone. It might be one of those "Captain Obvious" stories, but there are people a lot younger than you that never really bothered/had the time to think about this. You ignorant fuck!

    43. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think it depends on the person.

      I had an employer who provided free coffee to employees - I used to drink 8 to 10 cups per day on weekdays, zero on weekends. When I switched jobs, and had to pay for coffee (and it was horrible vending-machine coffee) I stopped cold-turkey.

      I had no "side effects" at all.

      Genetically, I'm northern european - I wonder if there's a lower incidence in Finland because there's a genetic component to caffiene resistance?

    44. Re:Bah by shambalagoon · · Score: 1

      What's worse is that the ultrasound treatment of kidney stones can cause diabetes.

    45. Re:Bah by fugue · · Score: 1

      That reminds me that it's about time to check on the sumatra-infused vodka...

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    46. Re:Bah by foobsr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      bone density

      You might improve your condition by practicing Taiji. Find out for yourself.

      CC.

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    47. Re:Bah by Raffaello · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wikipedia suggests why:
      A 2006 study by Dr Ahmed El-Sohemy at the University of Toronto discovered a link between a gene effecting caffeine metabolism and the effects of coffee on health. [96] [97] Some people have a gene to metabolize caffeine more slowly, and for them drinking large quantities of coffee was found to increase the risk of myocardial infarction. [a.k.a. heart attack] For rapid metabolizers, however, coffee seemed to have a preventative effect. Slow and fast metabolizers are comparably common in the general population, and this has been blamed for the wide variation in studies of the health effects of caffeine.

    48. Re:Bah by Stele · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't think it was COFFEE he was ingesting.

    49. Re:Bah by MrDERP · · Score: 1

      Atleast you didnt get suckered into the Provigil/Ritalin crap. Try Korean Ginseng (Panax) small amounts of l-phenylalanine and excercise, it may not get you wired but it makes me clear in the head.

    50. Re:Bah by hedwards · · Score: 1

      A cup or two a day isn't going to cause too many problems. In fact one a day does have some perks to it like reduced likelihood of kidney stones, but in that quantity there definitely is harm done.

      Things like quality of sleep, bone density problems, heart rate elevation and increased anxiety/agitation. It's definitely not healthy.

      The question really is at what point do the problems begin to be too much to justify. Much of that starts out in low amounts after only a couple of cups a day and just gets worse.

      But then again, most of that is the same for any stimulant.

    51. Re:Bah by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I know exactly what you mean about the withdrawal.

          For me, with only drinking about 2 liters/day (I'm a thirsty boy), if I just stop, I get agonizing headaches. Like, I can't think straight. I can't see straight (eyes crossing). Any sound hurts my ears. Almost any light hurts my eyes. They start setting in with a light headache at 8 to 12 hours, and by about 16 hours I'm done for.

          I stopped once. I refused to drink any caffeine. I was at a friends place when the worst symptoms came on. I was curled up on her couch, face into the back of it, with my ears covered. It barely helped, but at least I didn't have to see or hear anything. Apparently I was whining too, because my head felt like it was exploding. With the headache brought nausea, so I may as well have been dying. I felt like I was going to explode from inside. She actually brought me a glass of soda and politely said (drink this, or I'll start screaming and hitting you in the head. It took about 15 minutes, but that brought me back to normalish.

          It's not impossible to quit though. :) I did quit once. I went on a fitness kick. I stopped drinking soda, fast food, and junk food. I brought my caloric intake way down, and was working out hard every day. I was in good shape. Then I was in a car accident, and my doctor specifically said "don't work out, you'll hurt yourself worse." But doc, I've worked hard to get into really good shape. Nope, nothing harder than sitting in an office chair for me for about 6 months. I got lazy and started drinking soda's again.

          I really need to start eating right again, and working out. I haven't gained any weight, but I'm not buff any more. At least I'm still strong enough to hold my own in a fight with most folks. :) Good thing I look like I have that attitude too, so I don't actually have to fight. :)

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    52. Re:Bah by maxume · · Score: 1

      I would think you would notice it getting (at least a little) easier to breathe.

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    53. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80-90% of Americans use caffeine everyday, and make jokes about addiction, and then freak out if I want a joint occasionally?

    54. Re:Bah by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bullshit, caffeine has been much more thoroughly studied than marijuana has. Suggesting that because of this that you can state that the side effects are smaller is utter bullshit.

      It is definitely possible that you are correct, but without the data, it's hardly a fair statement to make. A lot of things like the link to psychosis aren't easy to study and take a long time to prove or disprove. It gets even more fuzzy when you start to consider the other things that get put into the pot and the effects of varying strengths out there.

      Sure it's possible that marijuana is safer, but you can't state that without somebody having done research on it to a similar extent.

    55. Re:Bah by Dogun · · Score: 1

      The diuretic effect of caffeine is not linear with consumption.

      I am somewhat skeptical of the notion that most caffeinated beverages are dehydrating to begin with. That claim doesn't hold a shred of plausibility when you're talking about multiple cups of coffee, though. It's certainly true you are getting less hydrated per cup than you would be, drinking water, but that's not the same thing dehydrating.

    56. Re:Bah by jsrlepage · · Score: 0

      +1 from a fellow ADD geek.

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    57. Re:Bah by geekoid · · Score: 1

      When they came for the smokers,
      I sat drinking my coffee and watched.

      When they came for my coffee,
      I stood up and fought becasue I can drink coffee all day and not harm the person sitting next to me.

      Awesome Airplane quote.

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    58. Re:Bah by geekoid · · Score: 1

      How does the risk of prison, association with criminals*, job loss, and becoming a felon less risk?

      *Ultimately for most people to get their weed they need to associate with the type of person who is willing to move large amounts of drugs across borders.

      Yes, we should legalize it.

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    59. Re:Bah by geekoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is no hangover with marijuana , and marijuana has been studied extensively, and continues to be studied.

      I'm not taking the stance one is safer then the other, only that the poster is correct on that specific issue.

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    60. Re:Bah by Curtman · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I'm sure I would hear something if it were really that dangerous, as this is a welfare state that tries to limit unhealthy habits in order to save on healthcare expenses

      They just aren't drinking enough alcohol to break up the stones.

    61. Re:Bah by TrentTheThief · · Score: 1

      I nail four 2 liter bottles during the day and one at home after work.

      It's odd about the weight loss. Do you attribute it to the end of the diet coke or the other parts of the change?

    62. Re:Bah by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Caffeine reduces the absorption of calcium. It's also a diuretic.

      Both of these contribute to kidney stones.

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    63. Re:Bah by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Feh. Sometimes I'll drink caffeine-free diet coke and buy decaf coffee beans and I don't get withdrawl symptoms. The only thing I'll notice is that when I do start drinking caffeinated beverages again, I'll have trouble falling to sleep.

      How much caffeine do I drink, and how many cokes?

      generally:

        * one 24-ounce hazelnut coffee in the morning (or 1-3 cups at home if I get up early enough)
        * two bottles of coke zero or diet coke
        * occasionally another 24-ounce coffee or a mocha, more usually 1 to 3 cups of hazelnut coffee at home at night

      That's quite a bit of caffeine, and I don't get withdrawal symptoms if I go without. I drink coffee because I LIKE it. If I can't get the coffee I like, I go without. I hate dunkin's coffee, and I hate coffees flavored with syrup, so it's pretty often I'll just go without.

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    64. Re:Bah by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      It was one of the best movies of all time.

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      The logic works like this...
      a) You are putting caffeine in the environment (excretion). All that "second hand" caffeine in the water system surely poses a risk.
      b) You have higher health costs-- in some way- associated with caffeine so it must be taken away for your own good.
      c) It turns out the smell of coffee causes .000001% of people a problem.
      or
      d) global warming.

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    65. Re:Bah by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Until you can regularly consume an average of three or four pots of coffee in day (30 to 40 cups)

      Since when is a pot considered 10 cups. I usually can get three, maybe four cups of coffee out of a pot. Unless you're referring to the numbering on the side of the pot, which is in no way equivalent to a standard cup of coffee (at least in my book).

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    66. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's largely cultural thing.

      I've heard that in France smoking is so common habit that pregnant mothers aren't even really adviced against it that much. They do advice against coffee, though. Here in Finland coffee is so essential part of our habits that it would be unimaginable to hear someone advice against it.

      But well, the thing is same with any unhealthy habits. Wether it is smoking, alcohol, drinking coffee, eating too unhealthy food, not getting enough excersise... Someone will tell people that they are unhealthy and the people who have those habits will say "Pfft. Nanny state. Health facism. Besides, it's not as bad habit as [some other one listed above]."

      Now, I'll get back to my glass of wine.

    67. Re:Bah by Oricalchos · · Score: 1

      " Caffeine is a drug, you're addicted.

      There, fixed it for you. Disclaimer: I drink coffee once in a quarter. Maybe.

    68. Re:Bah by jqpublic13 · · Score: 1

      I've cut down to 1d4 + 3 cups per day

      What's the saving throw on that? Will sugar add a modifier?

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    69. Re:Bah by not+already+in+use · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some people have a gene to...

      If only every study came with this caveat because by and large, genetics determine how and to what extent anything will affect you.

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    70. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magic mushrooms have no withdrawal symptoms at all, yet they're a class A drug. Go figure.

    71. Re:Bah by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

      I may be the lightest lightweight I know.

      I am so lightweight that I don't even drink coffee, I just smell it when I pass the bean store on my way to the university. Yet, if I don't get my daily dose of scent, my eyes bleed, bones are fractured and I die, usually.

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    72. Re:Bah by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      "Anyone? Class? Anyone?" There, fixed it for you. ;)

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    73. Re:Bah by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. 80% of the population drinks caffeine. This sounds like something a news channel would do to try to drum up some drama on a slow news day.

      ANY substance, if it's abused, can have adverse affects and caffeine is no different.

      This is not high on my list of concerns. Even a nephrologist told me it's not something to worry about unless it causes you specific health issues (for instance someone with stomach ulcers would probably want to limit caffeine as it increases acid production and it raises the temperature of the stomach 10-15 degrees).

      The above reads like some bad 'Mary Jane' move from the 60's. Reefer Madness anyone?

    74. Re:Bah by JimFive · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm a caffeine addict too, but I've cut down to 1d4 + 3 cups per day.

      Let's go ahead and talk about that *other* addiction...

      I just wondered if he rolled the d4 in the morning, or after the 3rd cup to figure out how many he got to drink that day.
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    75. Re:Bah by kabocox · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are a member of the Caffeine Underacheivers Club of the World. Until you can regularly consume an average of three or four pots of coffee in day (30 to 40 cups) without experiencing caffeine intoxication, you have no idea what how "nasty" withdrawal can get.

      I'm at that point, I admit it. Withdrawal, for me, starts after about eight hours without caffeine. I get a serious headache, quickly followed by nausea and a general flu-like feeling. Left unattended, it's damn-near incapacitating. Fortunately, a single cup of coffee vanquishes all symptoms within 30 minutes.

      Heck, compared to you, I don't even ingest caffeine. O.k. my lunch 16 oz soft drink. If I drank nearly as much of anything as you do, I'd spend half the day in the bath room. Heck, I only drink maybe 4-5 cups of liquid a day tops.

    76. Re:Bah by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I dunno if I'm an underachiever or not. I don't count the ounces, cups, or pots. There is just ALWAYS coffee. When the pot gets low (1/4 inch of liquid, and some solids swirl in the bottom) I make more. I dunno if I'm addicted or not. I just live on the stuff. 8 years in the navy, 5 of those years sea duty, then 14 years of truck driving, plus all my construction, I've always had a cup of coffee at hand. Computer time means I'm 6 feet from the coffee pot, and the cup is bottomless, of course!

      Intoxication? Possibly. I looked at the symptoms in your link. I've experienced those - but only after days on my feet. Just attributed those symptoms to exhaustion.

      The important question would be, is there life before coffee? More importantly yet, is there coffee after life?

      If Saint Peter doesn't have regular shipments of the good Colombian, I'll think about setting up shop somewhere else. No, that funky Arabica stuff just won't do, thank you, and don't even THINK ABOUT decaf!!

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    77. Re:Bah by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I live in Finland, which is proud of being one of the greatest coffee consumers in the world (something like an average of 6-8 cups a day per capita), and yet I've never heard public health warnings about drinking too much coffee.

      Do you see public health warnings about drinking 30-40 cups of coffee per day? Does that mean it's a good idea?

      Stimulants are hard on your nerves, which is probably why a neurologist would be concerned about a relatively low (but still high) amount like 6 cups a day of coffee.

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    78. Re:Bah by sploxx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe he just made a typo and really meant 1e4 + 3 cups per day. That'd be a lot :-)

    79. Re:Bah by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Caffeine reduces the absorption of calcium.

      Technically true... but not enough to cause problems. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12204390

      It's also a diuretic.

      Also technically true... but unless you're taking it in pill form, the amount water in which the caffeine is dissolved is more than the amount it will cause you to lose.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/04/health/nutrition/04real.html

      So your claims that caffeine causes kidney stones are totally unfounded.

    80. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless North Carolina has suddenly become a center of cofee bean production, you mean Colombia. Yes, that's an o.

    81. Re:Bah by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It is definitely possible that you are correct, but without the data, it's hardly a fair statement to make.

      There has never been a case of THC overdose. There have been caffeine overdose deaths. Do you need any more data about safety?

    82. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drink around eight cups of coffee a day, along with a soda or two, and I definitely suffer from nasty withdrawal symptoms without my fix.

      You, sir, are a member of the Caffeine Underacheivers Club of the World. Until you can regularly consume an average of three or four pots of coffee in day (30 to 40 cups) without experiencing caffeine intoxication, you have no idea what how "nasty" withdrawal can get.

      I'm at that point, I admit it. Withdrawal, for me, starts after about eight hours without caffeine. I get a serious headache, quickly followed by nausea and a general flu-like feeling. Left unattended, it's damn-near incapacitating. Fortunately, a single cup of coffee vanquishes all symptoms within 30 minutes.

      Anyway, is this caffeine withdrawal stuff really news to anyone? Anyone?

      All of you are light weights I pop 4-5 200mg caffiene pills a day!!! MUHAHA MUAHAHAH AHAHA MUHAHA HAHAHAHA CAFFEIENEENENENNEENE WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO WACAKA DOO WACKAKAK DOOOOOOO CAFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIEEEEENNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!CRAK CRAK CRAK!!!

    83. Re:Bah by atomico · · Score: 1

      I once watched a theatre piece that had exactly that plot. Shows very well how ridiculous is banning trade of some plants and their products...

    84. Re:Bah by Eravau · · Score: 1

      um... there is no sea between us and Mexico. And if there were, it would make one nice-sized cup of coffee once the beans were spilled.

    85. Re:Bah by molex333 · · Score: 1

      Not to be ridiculous, but I come from a family of caffine junkies. Growing up there was (and still is whenever I go home) a pot of coffee on roughly 20 hours a day(mom goes to bed late and Dad gets up pretty early). I was raised on coffee. It is the drink of choice for the majority of my family. We are all aware that Caffine is an addictive drug. Hell, no one in my family even attempts communication before ingesting their first cup of coffee! Why is this even a story? This is a non-story.

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    86. Re:Bah by BitZtream · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Doctors are horrified of everything you do.

      Everything will kill you, given enough time. If your neurologist was freaked out about 6 cups of coffee, then you need to stop using doctors fresh out of med school, or probably still in school that haven't been in the real world long enough to know that all the shit they were told in school is generally made out to be a lot worse than it really is.

      I am not a doctor, but my wife is. She almost spit her coffee out as she laughed at your neurologist comment.

      If you continue to listen to your scare mongering neurologist, you'll end up dead from a heart attack because she will make sure your brain and nervous system are fine, but in the process she'll destroy your heart, liver, kidneys, and most of the rest of your body with medication or stupidity or both.

      If you think drinking that much coffee is committing suicide, then you should go talk to some rheumatoidologist's and see how bad your typing is killing you.

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    87. Re:Bah by American+Terrorist · · Score: 1

      Try adderall. Much more effective than caffeine. No withdrawal symptoms for me at least.

    88. Re:Bah by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let's go ahead and talk about that *other* addiction...

      No really, in the AM I roll a 4-sided die and add three to it. That is my limit on coffee for the day.

      If it's a weekday, I then roll d% to find out if I'm going to work, and at what time. Since I have 20 vacation days, and there are approximately 250 workdays in the year, I have an 8% chance of calling out for the day. If I roll 09-12, I go in late. If I roll 96-00, then I work overtime.

      Once I get to work, I look at my email inbox. I roll a d6 surreptitiously. If I roll a 1, I address the email. If I roll a 2-5, I pass it on to a team member offshore. If I roll a 6, I accidentally the mail, then log into the mail server and edit the log files to remove all traces of the offending mail. Sometimes this takes longer than dealing with the email, but it's more fun in the long run.

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    89. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another +1, and another observation - If I am not careful and I OD on the caffeine, the benefits go away and the scattered focus returns with a vengeance.

      My most productive time is the 3 or 4 hours after moderate caffeine intake.

    90. Re:Bah by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      isn't that about the same as seven degree's of Kevin Bacon, even as someone who has never taken an illegal drug, you probably are associated with someone who uses and just one degree further away than someone who smokes. An end user is unlikely to be directly connected with someone who smuggles for a living.
      Heck I know people who use windows and they have never even met Bill Gates.
       

    91. Re:Bah by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      [Insert pointless comment about getting the state right if you're going to make geography comments]

      [wait for some tool to point out there is a Columbia, North Carolina]

      [insert pointless Columbia, NC vs. Columbia, SC population comparison here]

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    92. Re:Bah by carrolljim · · Score: 1

      Well, after the detox diet week (which was admittedly difficult), I went on a low-glycemic diet (which I plan on continuing pretty much indefinitely). It is, no doubt, the more important contributor to the weight loss.

      I'm staying off the diet coke purely because I'm not craving it, not because I think it's necessarily integral to the weight I've lost. I do feel happier, have an easier time staying on task and have a better memory (well, at least as far as I remember). Some people would chalk that up to quitting aspartame, not caffiene, but either way, I feel better than I did :-).

    93. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it wasn't a typo - he's just very precise in measuring his 40,003 cups a day. After all, the d just means double precision.

    94. Re:Bah by tunapez · · Score: 1

      When they came for the smokers,
      I sat drinking my coffee and watched.

      Epic.

      When they came for the coffee drinkers,
      I sat drinking my beer and watched.

      or vice-versa

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    95. Re:Bah by Anakron · · Score: 1

      And you mean South Carolina. Yes, that's a South.

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    96. Re:Bah by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      I work at a game development company and I once put a post-it on the coffee machine written "The caffeine must flow". Everybody got it, except a new girl. She was fired like 2 months later, as an unrelated fact.

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    97. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taiji ... that's a funny word ... three dotted letters in a row.

    98. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Multiple pots of coffee a day? Especially on a regular basis? That's pretty much committing suicide in slow motion.

      Sorry, but I can't imagine you would do anything in slow motion after multiple pots of coffee!

    99. Re:Bah by PieSquared · · Score: 0

      What? That's... the lightest amount of caffeine of anyone you know? Wow.

      Personally, it's one glass of soda with caffeine in maybe 3 days a week. I've never been one to do things because it's "cool" or "part of society" - I don't like the taste of coffee and don't see why I should "acquire" the taste. Especially when I see what people addicted to caffeine look like in the morning if the coffee is slow or absent. I wake up perfectly fine without, thank you very much.

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    100. Re:Bah by ozbird · · Score: 1

      I dunno; are we talking metric or imperial cups?

    101. Re:Bah by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 0, Troll

      AAHHHG! David Lynch Dune movie fans! GO AWAY! That wasn't real Dune!

      This rant brought to you by people who read the book.

    102. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.earthclinic.com/CURES/kidney_stones.html

    103. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please show a study which links high intake of coffee with increased risk of kidney stones.

      Increase in fluid intake has always been a preventative measure for kidney stones.

    104. Re:Bah by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      In two weeks I destroyed 3 cases of Jolt, 2 cases of Bawls cans and one case of Bawls bottles (their root beer flavor).

      The funny thing is that it didn't even help me stay awake. Brawndo, on the other hand, is delicious AND gave me energy.

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    105. Re:Bah by Psyberian · · Score: 1

      I to went through that. At my peak I calculated I was having more then a gram of caffeine a day. Considering 8oz of diet pepsi has 24mg, that should give you a rough idea. I decided at one point I was addicted and had to stop, so I went cold turkey.

      First there was the headache, then the vomiting, then the unable to even move without throwing up. This went on for about a week before it was all out of my system. When I was done I felt great. I could hold my hand steady, I had more relative energy, and was more focused. I have since gone back to the well, but in moderation, usually under 200mg a day. Though now when I get an energy drink I feel it.

    106. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This idea invented by Shampoo.

    107. Re:Bah by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      Haha, if I drink more than one 12 ounce cup of coffee I have an irregular heartbeat, cotton mouth, cold sweats and am completely unable to concentrate. I have one cup of half decaff and half regular coffee in the morning and another after lunch and it's just enough kick for me. Caffeine sensitivity is a bitch, I feel so pathetic compared to your 40 cup might lol, I'd probably be convulsing on the ground.

    108. Re:Bah by cromar · · Score: 1

      OK, to everyone saying they are "addicted" to caffeine:

      Addiction Scene from Half Baked

      It's funny because it's true. You ever sucked dick for caffeine? No? Then shut the fuck up and grow a pair ;-)

    109. Re:Bah by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      PT or physical exercise has to be the most over rated treatment or preventative treatment I have ever experienced.

      I was in the Chair For... ahem, Air Force for six years. And for five of those years we had mandatory PT three days a week. And it pretty much always made me feel like crap. I have always drank lots of water and little of anything else.

      I'd rather die happily of a heart attack between 55 and 65 than live another 10 to 20 years and suffer through PT regularly for the rest of my life.

      P.S. pass the me a snacky cake

    110. Re:Bah by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I had a friend in high school who put a coffee maker in their locker, batteries and all. That graffiti was our mantra.

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    111. Re:Bah by ardle · · Score: 1

      There is no hangover with marijuana

      You're not smoking enough of it.

    112. Re:Bah by hurfy · · Score: 1

      hmm, my mom is Swedish and can down a pot without batting an eye as could her dad.

      I wonder if it applies to coffee temp also? She can pour it from the percolator into the cup and drink it black practically still boiling :)

    113. Re:Bah by ghmh · · Score: 1

      Plus he occasionally exercises his right to use the alternative rolling method where he gets to roll 36d4 and pick the highest one.

    114. Re:Bah by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      Yes. Because smoking is bad for you, but caffeine is A-OK! :)

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    115. Re:Bah by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      So that's why i get migraines!

    116. Re:Bah by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      [insert non-pointless, but annoying, comment that there is no country called "Columbia", but there is a "Colombia"]

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    117. Re:Bah by raind · · Score: 1

      I gave up coffee for whisky and water on the rocks. When I feel tired I'll switch the water for a Coke.

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    118. Re:Bah by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Given you apparent constant games of chance, how do you go with pokies, blackjack and poker?

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    119. Re:Bah by soren202 · · Score: 1

      It is to me. I've never really noticed any sign of caffeine withdrawal, and I regularly switch between a high-caffeine diet and next to no caffeine.

      I suppose it could just be me, though.

    120. Re:Bah by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I'll drink caffeine-free diet coke

      Uuuwww, yikes, why whould anybody do that?

    121. Re:Bah by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Because it's better than water. (...at least sometimes.. I drink water too.)

      I used to hate the generic 'diet colas', but I guess I got used to them and/or they got better. Some of the other flavors (e.g. diet vanilla pepsi) seems to have mostly disappeared locally. I wish they made caffeine free versions of all of the various flavors too.

    122. Re:Bah by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      no that would be tobacco thats the North Carolina crop

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    123. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. That's called "still being high in the morning." Its very different from hung over. Being hung over feels like shit. Still being high in the morning is pretty sweet.

    124. Re:Bah by Larryish · · Score: 1

      I studied marijuana for years, did full-scale research in fact.

      Got married and had to quit it, haven't burned one since.

      But I do miss it.

    125. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I've stared at too much Fortran, but in my head I just thought we was forcing the value to be a double precision constant.

    126. Re:Bah by TrentTheThief · · Score: 1

      Cool. I don't buy into the aspartame thing. I drink 8-10 liters of diet coke a day. I think I would stop if I could, but it's been over twenty years now, and it is my daily life.

    127. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Can the energy you get from caffeine mask a proper illness?

    128. Re:Bah by anacrolix · · Score: 1

      Lol, and to think programmers hit die is a d4 too.

    129. Re:Bah by zevans · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that too, and then I realised an American "cup of coffee" is sometimes more than an English pint* - which is at least three English cups of coffee. I'm guessing the 6-8 Finnish cups is the same thing; equivalent caffeine to the Americans here who are drinking "only" two.

      I don't think of coffee as a cold-country drink at all, best coffees I've had have been in Spain, France, or California...

      * At least, I think 24 US oz is more than a pint, but the pint and the ounce are both different sizes so can't be sure.

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    130. Re:Bah by zevans · · Score: 1

      I assure you coffee is getting me through times of no money better than money has got me through times of no coffee....

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    131. Re:Bah by zevans · · Score: 1

      When we were sat under the shelter of the trees at the edge of the savanna, wondering whether to have cranberry or banana with that night's springbok roast...

      Did we post to Facebook to see what the neighbours thought about it, and spend the next hour at the keyboard giving ourselves CTS and a crick in the neck? No.

      Did we sit around wondering who's turn it was to roast the next batch of beans? No.

      You see the problem with pretty much all modern habits? We're just not designed for them.

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    132. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, I laughed out loud... (look, three dots in a row!)

    133. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod Parent Up!

      Seriously. I've been told I'm mild -> moderate ADD by a guy in a white coat who was jealous that his brain didn't work as fast as mine.

      I've been doing coffee / caffeine self-medication (basically) for years, with outstanding results. I get a lot of shit done. Faster than "normal" people. With better quality. It really does help me maintain a focus on something -- especially if I'm totally not interested in doing it to begin with.

    134. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bragging about drinking 3 to 4 pots of coffee isn't cool. It's just dumb.

    135. Re:Bah by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      You may simply be self-mediating normal state rather than experiencing withdrawal symptoms.

    136. Re:Bah by gnuotaku · · Score: 1

      It's kind of amusing to listen to people's accounts of the caffeine "addiction" and and the withdrawal symptoms they suffer. I've been a regular coffee drinker for at least the last four years. At minimum, 4 to 5 cups of espresso daily, along with 6 to 8 cups of regular coffee. A few times I've had to go without, and I've experienced what you would call caffeine "withdrawal."

      Let me tell you something...caffeine withdrawal is nothing. I'm not an advocate for the criminalization of drugs, but when you actually been dependent on a schedule II, you realize caffeine isn't even in the same class and when it comes to physical dependence. Two years ago when I was severely injured in a karate accident, and ever since then have needed about 500 mg of morphine (I have an incredibly high tolerance to it as a result of using a daily for two years) per day to keep the pain tolerable. I use an extended release form, that gives about 20 hours worth the pain relief (along with immediate release to take the edge off). After this 20 hours, I have about 6 hours before with thdrawal sets in. This means that when I sleep in on weekends, I wake up in partial withdrawal. I've been in caffeine withdrawal as well, and I can tell you that it doesn't even compare. Opiate withdrawal is hell on earth. The symptoms of caffeine withdrawal look like super happy fun time in comparison. Nausea, vomiting, muscle pains, extreme shakes and shivers, more pain than I've ever experienced. I'm not discounting that caffeine causes physical dependence, but until you withdrew from "a real drug" you have no idea how bad physical dependence can be. As much as I believe that drug prohibition is counterintuitive, and not what the government should be regulating, there's definitely a difference between illegal drugs such as caffeine, and those illegal without a prescription. Caffeine is really not all that addictive in comparison, and I really don't think many people here understand what real addiction is like.

    137. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me. I didn't know people could be that dumb. I didn't know people could actually find it pleasant to force so much of ANY type of fluids down their throat all day. What the fuck? If you're not thirsty, don't drink something. Put down the fucking mug and try doing some work, maybe you won't be so fucking Wally-bored that you must constantly quaff a caffeine delivery medium. Idiots. I'm a fucking pothead and holy shit, I'm fucking glad that I'm not a crackhead or caffeine-head. You addicted yourself to something that chooses FOR you, congrats retards.

    138. Re:Bah by compro01 · · Score: 1

      That would be this guy http://slashdot.org/~Hoi+Polloi

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    139. Re:Bah by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      I don't think of coffee as a cold-country drink at all, best coffees I've had have been in Spain, France, or California...

      Yes, the coffee that is traditionally consumed here in the Nordics is vile percolated stuff. Espresso and friends are slowly taking hold, but most of the world's highest consumption is made up by the old hearty.

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    140. Re:Bah by aldwin · · Score: 1

      My favourite homebrew: coffee wine

      Actually, I've found if you make it the right way and let it age a few years, it turns into a sort of coffee port. I gave it to one friend, and the sounds she was making ... I swear, she orgasmed right there and then.

    141. Re:Bah by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Having an overactive dopamine system gives you the learning capacity, the thirst for knowledge and obsessive personalities required to do and love your job.

      Of course, it also makes you a sucker for anything that has to do with a high.

      Signed, a fellow intellectual, a high-schooler specializing in physics, and whatever else I find on Wikipedia on the side.
      Cheers!

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    142. Re:Bah by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Not to mention lack of any proof reading skills...
      *sigh*

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    143. Re:Bah by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Now if only my father understood that...
      You'd think caffeine is worse than meth, if you listen to him.

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    144. Re:Bah by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      High five!

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    145. Re:Bah by fugue · · Score: 1

      You got my attention. Care to educate me?

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  2. Ahhhhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing beats the feeling of the first cup of hot coffee hitting the tummy early in a cold workday.

    1. Re:Ahhhhhhh by actionbastard · · Score: 1

      Nothing better in the morning than a hot cup of Joe and a cigarette. Then capping off the workday with a couple of dry Martinis.

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    2. Re:Ahhhhhhh by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Have you tried other enemas?

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    3. Re:Ahhhhhhh by swaq · · Score: 1

      I prefer the feeling of sleeping in on a weekend and then having hot chocolate. But hey, if you prefer forcing yourself to wake up with caffeine so you can go work on a cold morning, then I'm not going to argue.

    4. Re:Ahhhhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew a guy who did Olde English 800 once.

    5. Re:Ahhhhhhh by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

      1 word: vagina.

  3. I'm an addict, and I like it. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have tried quitting before, and it just seems to kill my brain, both with pain and sluggishness. I'm not exactly sure why I tried to quit, because I enjoy coffee quite a bit. Today I've had 3 cups of coffee and a Starbucks Double Shot. I still have over half the work day to do, and will probably have a couple more cups of coffee & another double shot at the end of the day to keep me awake on the road. Tonight is date night with my wife, so we'll probably go to the local cafe and have a mocha after dinner.

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    1. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not exactly sure why I tried to quit

      another double shot at the end of the day to keep me awake on the road

      Maybe you tried to quit because you are chronically sleep deprived due to your caffeine intake? I think I remember reading that caffeine can only fight off four hours of sleep deprivation, after that a different neurochemical kicks in that caffeine doesn't effect. So if you are able to sleep with this much caffeine in your system, you are at least four hours behind on sleep, every single day; even if you got eight hours last night, it doesn't make up for the four hour debt you have built up.

      Caffeine is really only useful if you only take it when you need it. Drinking so much everyday that you use up the four hours it gives you just puts you right back in the same boat as everyone else. When you quit that sleep debt hits you like a freight train, combined with the effects of withdrawal (headache and nausea) it is truly miserable. But if you wean yourself off of it slowly and catch up on your missed sleep the dull sleepy feeling will go away, and you could save the $7 a day you spend at Starbucks for something more useful.

    2. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not exactly sure why I tried to quit, because I enjoy coffee quite a bit. Today I've had 3 cups of coffee and a Starbucks Double Shot.

      I love this statement. I hear it all the time.. They say the enjoy coffee a lot yet drink utter swill. ANYTHING from starbucks is raging crap. You need to get some good FRESH coffee roasted and them make it yourself. You will never be able to drink the toilet water they sell at Starbucks or other places that sell what they call coffee. Start with a simple one... a Jamaican Blue Mountain, it's a over commercialized popular one that is good, then upgrade to some real stuff, fine a coffee supply house that actually roasts it there instead of these fake trendy places that buy it roasted.. Then you will truely enjoy a cup of coffee.

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    3. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      You need to get some good FRESH coffee roasted and them make it yourself.

      I have a coffee grinder at home, and I've owned my own espresso machine. I also have grandparents who have a percolator on their farm. As you can see, I've had a wide variety of exposure to different brews. Starbucks is o.k. Besides, Double Shots are a canned beverage (espresso & cream), and our local grocery store had them on sale for $.25 apiece. It was nice to chase down the Folgers or Master Blend we have in the office. If you think Starbucks is swill, you need to try some instant from out of an MRE. That stuff makes Starbucks seem like Kopi Luwak by comparison.

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    4. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Stop, suffer get through it and you will perform much better.

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    5. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by whiledo · · Score: 1

      They say the enjoy coffee a lot yet drink utter swill. ANYTHING from starbucks is raging crap.

      Can't a guy who loves quality toro also enjoy a fishstick?

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    6. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it just seems to kill my brain, both with pain and sluggishness

      Those are called "withdrawals", dude. They go away.

    7. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you could save the $7 a day you spend at Starbucks for something more useful.

      yea, like a pack of ciggs

    8. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped drinking coffee and Coca Cola. Now I drink tea and take ginkgo biloba tablets along with my vitamins. No headaches, no fatigue, my memory is better than ever and I feel better overall. Give it a shot, you might be surprised.

    9. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankyou anon, I shall try this. I have noticed that when I drink coffee for an extended period of time (1 week+), my memory goes to shit. (It was so bad during my final year of high school that I literally had to carry a notepad around my neck so I could write down where I was going). Unfortunately, without coffee, I find it almost impossible to concentrate for any extended length of time.

    10. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, without coffee, I find it almost impossible to concentrate for any extended length of time.

      You might want to get yourself checked for adult ADHD.

    11. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by skeeto · · Score: 1

      Winners never quit!

    12. Re:I'm an addict, and I like it. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      do

      :s/coffee/caffeine/g

      and it'll make a lot more sense.

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  4. Eight Cups?!? by StaticEngine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously dude, slow down. My wife used to drink about four Starbucks espresso drinks a day, and she noticed she was visibly trembling. Her doctors told her her heartbeat was erratic and racing, so she cut down to one or two coffee drinks a day. She's much more normal now.

    The "geek chic" lifestyle, massive amounts of caffiene and Red Bulls, pulling all nighters to punch out code, scarfing down whole pizzas and gaming until all hours, it's not really good for you. Moderate. Get some exercise. Take multivitamins and get a good nights sleep. You can actually be as productive with healthy living and one cup of coffee as you are in stimulant and sugar overload, and you won't be burning the candle at both ends.

    Plus, you really won't have to worry about withdrawal when you're stuck on an island with no WiFi, no coffee, but plenty of hot native girls.

    1. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Plus, you really won't have to worry about withdrawal when you're stuck on an island with no WiFi, no coffee, but plenty of hot native girls.

      Actually, in that case I'd say that you DO need to worry about withdrawal, unless you want to knock up the hot native girls or brought birth control ;)

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    2. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      What sort of cup is a "cup"? If I take out a one cup measure (8 fl. oz.) and fill it with water, and then put it in my coffee pot, it comes up to about the 2 cup level. How do they get away with artificially inflating the number of cups in a pot of coffee?

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    3. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys must be well off.

    4. Re:Eight Cups?!? by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I stopped using caffeine because of the shakes, mood swings, and other nasty side effects of massive amounts of caffeine but I still don't sleep. I think that is a geek trait more than a geek lifestyle choice. Who can sleep when you have visions of code running through your head. It was all I could do to keep myself in bed for three hours last night and even then I wake up about every half hour.

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    5. Re:Eight Cups?!? by mahlerfan999 · · Score: 4, Informative

      A cup on a coffee pot is 5 ounces, sometimes 6 but usually 5.

    6. Re:Eight Cups?!? by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a good thing I never have to worry about hot girls, what with being on slashdot almost every day.

      Mmm, caffeine.

    7. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't understand how that isn't false advertising.

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    8. Re:Eight Cups?!? by bcong · · Score: 1

      Coffee "cups" are almost always measured using the traditional 6 ounce tea cup measure. So for the most part if you fill up your brewer to the '2' line you're actually putting in 12 oz instead of the customary "cup" of 16.

    9. Re:Eight Cups?!? by mahlerfan999 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Get some exercise. Take multivitamins and get a good nights sleep.

      In particular B vitamins can really improve your energy levels, especially B12.

    10. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Murpster · · Score: 1

      Besides, there are WAY better drugs for all night code binges.

    11. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, you really won't have to worry about withdrawal when you're stuck on an island with no WiFi, no coffee, but plenty of hot native girls.

      Actually, in that case I'd say that you DO need to worry about withdrawal, unless you want to knock up the hot native girls or brought birth control ;)

      You sir, forget you're talking to the /. crowd. No one here has to worry about getting hot native girls pregnant, it's hard enough for this crowd to get the ugly ones to bed...

    12. Re:Eight Cups?!? by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's something I've been working on. It doesn't help that I was a submariner, either... you should see the retarded levels of coffee Sailors drink on a daily basis. I've actually cut back significantly since then.

    13. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      The standard in the coffee world is the tasse à café (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasse_%C3%A0_caf%C3%A9), which holds around 4 fluid ounces.

    14. Re:Eight Cups?!? by StaticEngine · · Score: 3, Informative

      Get some exercise. Run a couple of miles every other day, or bike regularly.

      Don't code right up to the point where you go to bed. Do something different to take your mind off code for at least 30 minutes, then go to bed. Read a book. Watch a show. Clean the kitchen. Anything.

      You'll find that you're tired on a regular schedule, and your mind will be less code-racy.

    15. Re:Eight Cups?!? by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, they can also cause your eyeballs to vibrate in their sockets and make you look like a lobster (ah... good times in the Navy) :).

    16. Re:Eight Cups?!? by StaticEngine · · Score: 1

      Hey, someone has to build the pontoon rafts!

    17. Re:Eight Cups?!? by UnHolier+than+ever · · Score: 2, Informative

      In most of continental Europe, if you ask for a cup of coffee you get a watered down expresso, and it comes in a cup that is approximately the size of the "cup" you see on your pot. Drip coffee is almost unknown here and viewed with universal disgust. Can't figure out why; I prefer to have a longer drip coffee than to have a expresso and add so much sugar to it that it barely tastes coffee like many do.

      Of course, when given the choice of what size they use to define "cup", manufacturers will choose the one that allows them to claim a higher number, even though no one uses a coffee pot for expressos.

    18. Re:Eight Cups?!? by averner · · Score: 1

      Plus, you really won't have to worry about withdrawal when you're stuck on an island with no WiFi, no coffee, but plenty of hot native girls.

      Like that will ever happen....

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    19. Re:Eight Cups?!? by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      My coffee maker doesn't say cup, it says servings. I think this is pretty common, and then people call them cups instead of servings.

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    20. Re:Eight Cups?!? by silanea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [...] Take multivitamins [...]

      Or just prepare your food yourself instead of warming up canned or frozen crap. It does not take a radical change of diet to live relatively healthy. Using fresh ingredients, especially fruit and vegetables, and skipping on all the various additives in industrial food goes a long way in fending off all kinds of illnesses and problems. Plus with a bit of practise it tastes way better than anything you could buy.

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    21. Re:Eight Cups?!? by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would be like the gay professor on Gilligan's island till I built a zeppelin out of tanned dolphin leather and sewn together with their dried/cured intestines and left that cursed place. No Wifi and a bunch of chicks who will probably synchronize their menses cycles within months, lol. If that is your idea of paradise you have never tried to turn a three way into a relationship.

    22. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      This is my coffee maker, it does say "10 cup". Not that I'm seriously upset about it, I haven't ever needed to make more than 8 "cups" yet. It's just disingenuous.

      BTW, I'd recommend that coffee maker. I like not having a breakable carafe. My only real problem with it is that my 16 oz travel mug won't fit under the spigot. But then I just transfer it with another cup.

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    23. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, quitting the crack rock might help you sleep, too.

    24. Re:Eight Cups?!? by genner · · Score: 1

      If that is your idea of paradise you have never tried to turn a three way into a relationship.

      You've got me there.
      I've never tried that.

    25. Re:Eight Cups?!? by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Would you mind elaborating?

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    26. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who can sleep when you have visions of code running through your head.

      A big glass of shiraz, or scotch, or even a well made dark 'n' stormy before bed will help with the rampant thoughts. Then you can sleep.

    27. Re:Eight Cups?!? by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      When I was in submarine school a fellow student took a bunch of weight loss supplements that were rather rich in B-vitamins. Bad move... he really did look like a lobster, and his eyeballs were literally vibrating in their sockets. He went to medical to get evaluated.

    28. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Coffee mugs generally hold less than 8 fluid ounces, don't they?

    29. Re:Eight Cups?!? by jersey_emt · · Score: 1

      Because a single serving (a cup) of coffee IS actually 5 or 6 ounces.

      We've just been trained to think that a 'small' drink is 32 ounces, that a 1/4 pound beef patty is a 'small' burger, etc.

      Hell, the smallest size coffee at Starbucks is 8 ounces, a 'short' -- which isn't even on the menu (you have to ask for it specifically).

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    30. Re:Eight Cups?!? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      If you still can't sleep, it is probably because you have lost the natural ability to 'turn off'.

      I recently talked with a doctor, because I was having trouble winding down at the end of a long technical day. His suggestions:

      1. Light: Making sure you both receive a good dose of early morning sun (either natural or those blue lights) and equally important, the low orange light of sunset at night. That is a cue for your body to turn off.

      2. Having a ritual of sorts: 45min-1hour before bed, do 'something' that you'll associate with sleep. For example, get a cup of tea and read in the living room or outside. NOT in your bedroom. Do not associate your bedroom with your before bed actions (certain 'actions' excluded:))

      3. Exercise: Even a small amount during the day, a walk around the office building at lunch, or 5 minutes of jumping jacks, anything helps. Just enough to work up a sweat usually works for me.

    31. Re:Eight Cups?!? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Canning or freezing vegetables and fruits does not make a significant difference in the vitamin content. Also makes it much more convenient while still avoiding all the processed foods.

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    32. Re:Eight Cups?!? by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      "In most of continental Europe, if you ask for a cup of coffee you get a watered down expresso, and it comes in a cup that is approximately the size of the "cup" you see on your pot."

      Ehm, nice of you to have come to Europe, but generalising the coffee culture of say Italy where people like to drink really strong expresso's standing at the bar and the coffee culture in the Netherlands where most coffee is indeed drip coffee to 'most of continental Europe' is ehm stupid.

      I think there are even countries in Europe where _instant coffee_ isn't viewed with disgust, but I wouldn't dare take a vow on that :D

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    33. Re:Eight Cups?!? by borizz · · Score: 1

      Drip coffee is for at home (but it's starting to change with the advent of the evil Senseo Device and kitchen-size espresso machines). In a restaurant, you get coffee through a machine that kind of looks like its an espresso machine (it actually probably is, multifunction appliances these days...), but it is set up in such a way that it pushes water in stead of steam through.

      It's not an espresso with 3/4ths of water thrown in though. Also, espresso is not written with an x. :)

    34. Re:Eight Cups?!? by UnHolier+than+ever · · Score: 1

      Well, from experience, it is the case in France, Italy, Spain, Switzerland, Austria and Germany. I couldn't say about the Netherlands. But, yes, of course it's a generalization.

      I've seen instant coffee in England, now you can argue whether it's in Europe or not.....

    35. Re:Eight Cups?!? by UnHolier+than+ever · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it does take an x in french.

    36. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Merlin843 · · Score: 1

      Don't code right up to the point where you go to bed. Do something different to take your mind off code for at least 30 minutes, then go to bed. Read a book. Watch a show. Clean the kitchen. Anything. Watch Letterman or Leno. Thatill make you sleepy.

    37. Re:Eight Cups?!? by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Plus, you really won't have to worry about withdrawal when you're stuck on an island with no WiFi, no coffee, but plenty of hot native girls.

      No, I'd be too busy running from the native men who think I am a walking, talking steak...

    38. Re:Eight Cups?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food Source Vitamins

  5. My worst caffeine withdrawl by Nick+Ives · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once visited a friend for a week and they didn't have any coffee. I wasn't too bothered at first as there was plenty of booze but I woke up after two days with a slight hangover (not that much booze the night before) and a pounding migraine. I had no energy and double vision, the migraine got so bad I was sick.

    I thought a coffee would help me feel a little better so I dragged myself to the store round the corner and bought some. As soon as I'd drunk a small cup of coffee my migraine started to disappear and I could see straight again.

    I was on around ten triple strength cups a day which would be about three grammes of caffeine. I've since cut down to three cups a day!

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    1. Re:My worst caffeine withdrawl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Erowid 3 grams is the stimated lethal dose, LD50 is 192 mg/kg.

      http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/caffeine/caffeine_dose.shtml

      See also:

      http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/caffeine/caffeine_health.shtml

    2. Re:My worst caffeine withdrawl by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      That would be three grams all at once, not spread out over the course of ten hours. You also quoted the lower end of the scale, presumably for an anorexic person. I weigh 12stone so, assuming 129mg/kg is holds for humans as well as rats, my LD50 is 14.5g.

      LD50 is a crude measure of how much it would take to have a 50% chance of killing someone in the general population; my years of caffeine abuse probably means my lethal dose is higher.

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  6. Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm doing two sodas a day at work.

    I should quit now before it gets worse. I've gone two days without problems, so lets see how it goes.

  7. Been there by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I used to consume a couple liters of caffeinated beverages daily. 4 or 5 years ago my wife and I decided to switch completely to bottled water. There weren't really any health reasons to our decision - we just wanted to try it. I remember having headaches for a few days, and feeling lethargic, but the withdrawal wasn't too bad.

    We still primarily drink bottled water, but when eating out I'll drink a tea or soft drink. The nice thing is that if I have extra work to do, or am driving on a long trip, I can drink a bottle of pop and it actually is a stimulant for me, as opposed to something my body relies on just to maintain the status quo.

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    1. Re:Been there by holmedog · · Score: 1

      This.

      I switched to a non-cafeine diet about 3 years ago. It sucked for about 2 weeks, after that I had the same energy as before, but when I really need it I can slam an energy drink and get wired to the rim.

      It also makes Jager Bombs damn fun.

    2. Re:Been there by fprintf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now that you have switched to bottled water and gotten used to it, it is time to consider non-bottled water... either out of a Brita filter or straight out of the tap. Do you live in a place where this is possible? For long drives that you mention I just use a refillable, insulated bicycling water bottle or one of those glass lined aluminum thingies. I drink straight out of the tap most of the time, or out of the water dispenser on the fridge the rest of the time. But I don't live in Malawi or any other backwoods place with unsafe water.

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    3. Re:Been there by Hatta · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're seriously consuming a couple liters of bottled water daily? What's wrong with tap water? Hell with that kind of money, you could buy yourself a really nice filter that would pay for itself after a few months. $2 a day adds up, and bottled water is just about the dumbest thing you could spend it on.

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    4. Re:Been there by TrevorB · · Score: 2, Informative

      I did exactly the same thing 13 years ago.. Nursing a 4L/day Cola habit and going to bed vibrating from the buzz, I decided it just wasn't healthy, that I couldn't do moderation and decided to go cold turkey.

      I still drink plenty of pop though... Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi is my friend.

    5. Re:Been there by citizenr · · Score: 1

      yeah, but why bottled? its the same stuff as in your fauced, only more expensive.

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    6. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you bottle your own tap water. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfPAjUvvnIc

    7. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but why bottled? its the same stuff as in your fauced, only more expensive.

      I've lived in plenty of places where this wasn't even remotely true. At a minimum, bottled water has been filtered to remove odors. Sure, I always just filter my own tap water, but what you said isn't true. I've also purchased bottled water to brew beer, when I lived in a city with insanely hard water. It was easier than removing all that extra calcium and magnesium.

    8. Re:Been there by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The tap water tastes different?

      Some people spend their spare $$ on fizzy drinks, some on coffee, I don't see anything wrong with doing something similar for water.

      I drink distilled/RO water because I prefer the taste to tap water. Clean.

      Some cheap brands or filtering/distilling equipment leave too much acetone behind, so I don't like those as well.

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    9. Re:Been there by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you prefer the taste of tap water from other areas?

      Which is pretty much all bottled water is.

      I don't care that you spend your money on that, but you should really be aware of what you are buying.

      In the US you can have your water tested for free. If it doesn't taste good, I would suggest you do that.

      There are a lot of good filtration systems for the home.

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    10. Re:Been there by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The tap water tastes different?

      Does it really? Or do you just think it does because you're paying for special water? Chances are your bottled water comes from a municipal water supply anyway.

      Some people spend their spare $$ on fizzy drinks, some on coffee, I don't see anything wrong with doing something similar for water.

      I don't either. If you really value purified water that highly, that's up to you. But you'll get much more value for your dollar if you buy a filter instead of paying Coca-Cola a buck or two to make coke without syrup and fizz, and ship it around the country for you. That's pretty dumb. If you're on the go and need some water now, I can understand buying a bottle. But habitually buying bottled water is just dumb.

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    11. Re:Been there by renfrow · · Score: 1

      I've been caffeine free for years, as I would sometimes NOT drink a caffeinated beverage for several days and would get migraines. It was just easier to quit all together than drink them all the time.

      I have water delivered, monthly, in 5 gallon bottles, and have a dispenser in the kitchen. I buy cases of bottled water, periodically, and use them till they break (or I lose them) filling them up from the dispenser. It costs me about $USD 15/month.

      Tom.

    12. Re:Been there by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      You pay $1 per litre for bottled water?! I can buy Coca Cola for that price, or 6.5 litres of bottled water for $1. (Tap water here tastes of chlorine).

    13. Re:Been there by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      You should try tap water, its far cheaper and comes from the same place!

      Seriously. I have literally pissed in the river that Deer Park gets its water from. It was down stream of the plant, I'm not that sick.

      My point however is, paying for bottled water on an every day bases just makes you stupid for wasting your money. If you have shitty local water, a good filtration system will pay for itself in a month if all you drink is bottled water, and you'll have filtered water for cooking as well.

      People who pay for bottled water on a daily basis are just dumb. It comes from the exact same sources as water everywhere else. Most 'spring water' isn't, its river water. Sure at some point it came from a spring somewhere up stream, but your city water probably does as well.

      Bottled water for emergencies is understandable, but buying it for daily consumption is just silly.

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    14. Re:Been there by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's a good price. Usually you see Dasani right next to the Coke for the same damn price. You can probably get it better if you buy it in bulk, but if you're being economical why not just buy a filter?

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    15. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      second.

    16. Re:Been there by QuincyDurant · · Score: 1

      Maybe he lives in Mozambique. Coffee and tea are a better bet because a boiled bacterium is a think of beauty forever. Although bottled water is next best as a 3rd world beverage.

    17. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second.

      I'm using a Stainless Steel bottle. It works great, is easy to clean, the water doesn't taste weird, and it paid for itself in about 2 weeks compared with plastic bottles.

      Now I can stop wasting time at the recycling station.

    18. Re:Been there by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

      Spring water isn't recycled tap water, as far as I know. And the taste depends on the location. Here in CA I can drink the tapwater just fine. On the other hand you would have to be retarded to drink the tapwater in Mesa AZ, unless you like your water to taste like dirt.

    19. Re:Been there by daybot · · Score: 1

      Now that you have switched to bottled water and gotten used to it, it is time to consider non-bottled water...

      I have energy-saving bulbs, recycle and keep my air travel to a minimum, but bottled water is where I draw the line. When I'm skiing in the Alps the tap water is wonderful, but otherwise it's just not pleasant. I drink far more water and far fewer soft drinks now that we buy Evian and I refuse to feel guilty about it.

    20. Re:Been there by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I don't know, clean water seems to me like a worthwhile thing to spend money on.

      Chlorine and fluoride seem like two pretty good reasons to not drink municipal "tap" water, never mind the horrid taste in many locations.

      Now, if you've got clean well water, that's another story. Or he could be buying water from the store at $.25/gallon, or such.

      From where I'm sitting, spending $3/day on bottled water is stupid, but not as stupid as spending $3/day on a sugar super-saturate with a higher concentration of fluoride and other nasties from the local bottling plant.

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    21. Re:Been there by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yeah, better watch out or that fluoride will sap and impurify your precious bodily fluids.

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    22. Re:Been there by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I thought Dasani was filtered tap water, or was that only in London?

    23. Re:Been there by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I personally like SIGG bottles myself.

      http://www.mysigg.com/

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    24. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does matter where you live. In my old apartment, the water was not good enough to drink. Then I moved; the water was better, but I still needed to chill it for it to be drinkable. When I lived in England, the water there was fantastic! It was always really cold though, like 40 degrees.

    25. Re:Been there by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Chances are your bottled water comes from a municipal water supply anyway.

      and different municipal waters taste different due to different local soil mineral content. Nobody tastes water, you just taste the impurities. Completely pure water is tasteless to humans.

      IMO, the best tasting water in the world is the tap water in Red Deer, Alberta.

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    26. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up Bisphenol A.

    27. Re:Been there by yabos · · Score: 1

      Where I live they blast the tap water with chlorine, especially after a rain since we live in a rural area with animals and the water is pumped out of the ground wells. Also, the tap water is really hard meaning we have to soften it which makes it taste disgusting, gives me way too much sodium due to how the softening process works. Another thing is the water has fluoride which I don't like to drink.

      We used to get bottled water in 500mL bottles but now I have my own reusable bottles and buy 5 gallon jugs that get reused as well by the water company.

    28. Re:Been there by meringuoid · · Score: 1

      Tap water is perfectly safe pretty much anywhere in the developed world. It may not taste ideal; that's why you run it through a filter and let it stand in the fridge for a while. The filter's usually not the important part: it's more the standing in the fridge, which allows the dissolved gases left over from the treatment plant that affect the taste to escape.

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    29. Re:Been there by maxume · · Score: 1

      You mean the stuff that isn't in the PET bottles used for commercially bottled water?

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  8. I guess I'm lucky. by bistromath007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I broke my caffeine addiction by plowing into it headfirst. I used to tear through soda like a man insane. Then, completely unintentionally, I went cold turkey for about a month. Result: increased sensitivity to caffeine. I now naturally limit myself to around two cans a day because anymore than that gives me jitters, a racing pulse, and headaches.

    1. Re:I guess I'm lucky. by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Man I haven't felt like that for ages. :( I'd have to have a massive rush of caffeine to get jittery. Good times... *sigh*

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    2. Re:I guess I'm lucky. by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had been a heavy coffee drinker for about 30 years, culminating when I worked at dotcom withe n Espresso machine in the kitchen , when I was putting away 8-10 cups of espresso a day. Then the dotcom went bust and I was unemployed (but also suffering a lot less tension). I went to one cup of filter coffee a day. And a beer at lunch and some wine at dinner. Moderate alcohol plus a little caffeine is a reasonably healthy formula. And I enjoy that one cup of coffee a lot more than the ten, with no trembling after effects.

    3. Re:I guess I'm lucky. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I now naturally limit myself to around two cans a day ....

      Sit down my son. ....

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  9. I am NOT addicted! by cptnapalm · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can quit whenever I want!!!!

    1. Re:I am NOT addicted! by richy+freeway · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quitting is easy. I've done it loads of times.

    2. Re:I am NOT addicted! by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      It's not the caffeine. I like the taste!

    3. Re:I am NOT addicted! by grodzix · · Score: 1

      But coming back is even easier!

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    4. Re:I am NOT addicted! by Samschnooks · · Score: 1

      I can quit whenever I want!!!!

      Believe it or not, there are actually Caffeine Anonymous groups out there.

    5. Re:I am NOT addicted! by carambola5 · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:I am NOT addicted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon, I just need one more hit! Really, it's not a problem! Why are you crying?

    7. Re:I am NOT addicted! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Whyquit?Imeanthere'snoreasontoquit!Bah!There'snosideffectsatall!

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    8. Re:I am NOT addicted! by rdavidson3 · · Score: 1

      I can quit anytime the court orders me.

    9. Re:I am NOT addicted! by Kryis · · Score: 1

      Every time you put the cup down between gulps?

    10. Re:I am NOT addicted! by AgentPhunk · · Score: 1

      I'm on AA's modified Six Step plan: Every OTHER day at a time.

    11. Re:I am NOT addicted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quitting is easy. I've done it loads of times.

      Then there is the fresh clean high of the first latte after two weeks of no caffine...ahhh

    12. Re:I am NOT addicted! by dprovine · · Score: 1

      Quitting is easy. I've done it loads of times.

      I know somebody who can actually say that: every year they give up caffeine for Lent.

      I'm not Catholic, but having seen this in action it makes a certain sense. If you aren't sure whether you've got hold of it, or it's got hold of you, see if you can do without for six weeks. If you can't, then you've lost control.

      I try to avoid caffeine all the time. That way, when I need it, I'm reasonably confident it'll work.

    13. Re:I am NOT addicted! by poached · · Score: 1

      I recommend switching to decaf. For me coffee causes me to take a dump, so I drink it for regularity and for the energy boost. When I quit cold turkey I was suffering from headaches but I switched to decaf to still get a bit of caffeine and still promote regularity. I'm still lethargic, but that is just who I am.

    14. Re:I am NOT addicted! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I'll add the line I always use whenever somebody suggests I quit smoking:

      I would quit, but my parents always told me, "Nobody likes a quitter." And I'd hate to let them down.

    15. Re:I am NOT addicted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quitting is for quitters.

    16. Re:I am NOT addicted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quitting is easy. I've done it loads of times.

      Actually quitting is really easy, I do it after every cup

  10. Serious Withdrawal by jbailey999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I stopped drinking caffeine in high school when the perma-shakes set in. I was having somewhere near the equivalent of 30-40 cups over the course of a 19-20 hour day and getting about 4 hours of sleep in order to keep full time school, full time job, and a very active social life all going.

    The shakes quit after about 3 days. The headache after about 2 weeks. And somewhere about 2 years later I no longer felt permanently exhausted.

    The nice thing now is that I find I can stay awake as long as I need to as long as I don't have high-sugar foods or have any alcohol. I just catch up the next day with little or no problem. I can't imagine going back to caffeine. As a computer-geek, I think it would be hard to do it just in moderation. Everyone else around me has the perpetual can of Coke next to their mouse.

    1. Re:Serious Withdrawal by ebombme · · Score: 1

      Same for me, except it was a low amount. I was having 2 or 3 cups a day but my left eye started twitching badly. It reminded me of the south park character. I could feel it, it was annoying! One cup a day is enough for me.

    2. Re:Serious Withdrawal by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      The shakes quit after about 3 days. The headache after about 2 weeks. And somewhere about 2 years later I no longer felt permanently exhausted.

      The exhaustion would not have been from caffeine addiction. That would have likely been your lifestyle (like your lack of sleep).

      stay awake as long as I need to as long as I don't have high-sugar foods or have any alcohol

      Alcohol is a depressant, meaning that it makes you more tired and more likely to go to sleep. If you want to stay up all night, having a few drinks is the last thing you want to do.

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  11. every so often by gravesb · · Score: 1

    I stop cold turkey for awhile, so that my tolerance isn't so high. I like getting some effect from one cup, and I can definitely build up quite a tolerance. If I can find some time where nothing critical is due, I'll go without and take tylenol to fight the symptoms. Drinking lots of water seems to help, too.

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  12. Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by downix · · Score: 5, Funny

    If caffine is a drug, my office is the largest opium den this side of the mississippi...

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    1. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by Duradin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Caffeine addiction is the only justification for drinking office coffee.

    2. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Hehe, where might I find this 'den'? I would like to partake of it's wonders... :D

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    3. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If caffine is a drug, my office is the largest opium den this side of the mississippi...

      I don't normally drink coffee at home, but I've been drinking a lot at the office ... does this mean that my workplace is making me sick?

    4. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Caffeine addiction is the only justification for drinking office coffee.

      Who doesn't like lukewarm, brown-tinged water?

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    5. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      You're touching a sensitive point here. The office coffee (if you can call it that) at my workplace is so terrible, that all around the building coffee machines pop up.

      Now I ask you. Why, why in Bane's name would an employer give bad coffee to his employees? What could possibly be a good reason?

      Could a resident business owner enlighten me?

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    6. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      I solve the problem by bringing in a thermos full of coffee to work. Drink the thermos, and I'm done with caffeine for the day (although in the winter I might drink a cup of tea in the afternoon, but no more than that).

      It was more or less a necessity - as I got older, I found that if I drank coffee after about mid-afternoon, I could forget about going to sleep at night.

    7. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      This is one of the few times I'd side with incompetence (with a good dash of ignorance) instead of malice.

      Back around the 40s, percolators were the way of making "coffee". In reality, percolators are one of the worst ways of making coffee as you're actually cooking the coffee. So we've had a few generations who thought percolated coffee was the best thing since sliced bread.

      Then the automatic drip makers start making their appearance. They make a "better" tasting coffee than percolated coffee (really, it doesn't take much). Now we've got a few generations thinking automatic drip is the way to go and that coffee is supposed to be burnt before consumption.

      Recently, some businessmen were exposed to good coffee and figured out that with all the horrible coffee out there, they'd have a market. Unfortunately, the new wave of coffee houses picked up a pretentious air, so that it was the drink of the yuppie and burnt, stale automatic drip coffee was still the drink of the working man.

    8. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      If only it was automatic drip!

      Two of the three companies I worked for, served coffee that was either made from some strange paste, or was made by cooking water and mixing it with powder.

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    9. Re:Whatdoyoumeancaffineisaddictive? by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Tubgirl comes to mind... sorry!

  13. How you get hooked by Thelasko · · Score: 5, Informative

    While I was in college I became addicted to caffeine. I would wake up tired, and have a cup of coffee, later in the day I would feel worn down and drink a "soda." In the evening I would have another cup of coffee so I could study without falling asleep. This put me in a downward spiral that just kept getting worse and worse.

    I discovered that, even though I slept at night, I wouldn't get any rest. I would wake up just as tired as when I went to bed. There was a simple reason for this, that evening cup of coffee. If you want to cut back on your caffeine intake, I have one piece of advice:

    Don't drink any caffeine for at least four hours before bedtime

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    1. Re:How you get hooked by seminumerical · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Four hours is probably not enough lead time before sleep. I was taught years ago to never take caffeine after the traditional English "tea time." Tea time is around 4 or 4:30. For the last decade or more I've taken tea or coffee as I pleased up until 4 and then cut it out. Nobody in their right mind should ever drink soda/cola/pop. Forget the caffeine, it is the high fructose corn syrup, or the artificial sweeteners that cause problems. Diabetes in a bottle.

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    2. Re:How you get hooked by seminumerical · · Score: 5, Insightful

      p.s., a software engineer is a machine that takes caffeine as its input, and produces computer programs as its output.

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    3. Re:How you get hooked by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      But I can't get to sleep if I haven't had my bedtime cup of caffeine...

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    4. Re:How you get hooked by meow27 · · Score: 1

      well, the rule i hear from a bunch of people, is that you don't drink coffee after 4pm, drinking it after that, you wont sleep well. i myself drink coffee once every half year, its usually when i have a bad headache. It gets the job done though :3

    5. Re:How you get hooked by fprintf · · Score: 1

      You know when they say "citations please"? This is a perfect example when one would be useful. Do you have any links that prove conclusively that soda/cola/pop is diabetes in a bottle? According to my research, high fructose corn syrup is very closely linked with increases in weight or BMI. I have found some broad linkages to increases in insulin resistance, but nothing that says you will get diabetes from drinking HFCS or anything else high in sugar.

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    6. Re:How you get hooked by rho · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I can drink coffee right before bed and still conk out reliably.

      Maybe I'm more at peace with my soul than you are.

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    7. Re:How you get hooked by MouseR · · Score: 1

      I sleep better at night if I have a double expresso about an hour before going to bed.

      Makes me sleep faster. I dream faster too.

    8. Re:How you get hooked by seminumerical · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yes I have 2 citations. This is an informal setting so I didn't go looking for them just now. One is the Berkeley Wellness Letter (a monthly publication associated with the Berkeley School of Public Health). There have been numerous references to keeping blood sugar from spiking and on the types of sugar that are worse for you, e.g., fructose. The other was from a Science podcast (or was it Nature?) on research on the "minimum" amount of exercise needed for health. In it they remarked that the longer sugar remains in your bloodstream the more cumulative damage it does to your arteries.

      The minimum amount of exercise was, interestingly enough, 4 one minute sprints on an exercise bicycle, all out, as hard as you can go with no holding back. You can take a break after each sprint for a short while to catch your breath. Do this twice a week.

      The test subject and controls were from time to time given a glass of glucose water, and the experimenters measured how long it took to clear the sugar from the blood.

      The theory was this. The muscles have a ready reserve of energy and resist taking more from the blood unless you deplete some of it. Experiments indicate that the benefits of this "minimum" exercise program last for weeks after ceasing it.

      This is not my field and I could not tell you why sugar in the blood is bad for you, or why certain sugars are worse. However, I understand that the Berkley Wellness Letter and Science/Nature are evidence based publications. Anyone not credulous can spend about an afternoon looking these things up, though a library is probably better than the internet because many relevant publications are not free.

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    9. Re:How you get hooked by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I can drink coffee right before bed and still conk out reliably.

      I did too, but I woke up tired.

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    10. Re:How you get hooked by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      When I was in college I broke my collar bone and wound up destitute living in a place where I wouldn't get kicked out right away for not paying the rent; consequently, with no money I also couldn't buy food. There was a peach tree down the street, and I had forged my last check to buy a big bag of popcorn kernels and a big box of Lipton tea bags.

      Sufficed to say, after three weeks of that steady diet, my perceptions of the world and my sleep habits changed dramatically - in retrospect; at the time it was kinda cool to wander the streets at 4 am where everything looked like I was in a fishbowl.

      Something about the way caffeine in tea versus coffee is metabolized.... Dunno. I didn't have severe withdrawals nor am I now over-sensitive to or over-consume caffeine in any form. But it was quite a ride!

    11. Re:How you get hooked by codepigeon · · Score: 1

      Thats not entirely true. You can actually condition yourself to feel tired when you drink coffee.

      If you drink a cup of coffee everytime before you go to sleep, over time, drinking a cup of coffee can make you tired. Classical Conditioning.

    12. Re:How you get hooked by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      Type II diabetes, aka adult onset diabetes is increased insulin resistance. Only juvenile diabetes results from insufficient insulin production. Type II diabetics usually produce more insulin than normal people, they're just insensitive to it.

      So if HFCS causes increases in insulin resistance (I haven't seen the evidence, just quoting you), it contributes to type II diabetes.

    13. Re:How you get hooked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be cause for most, but not for me. When ever the topic of Caffeine gets brought up I always the need to share how caffeine effects me, and see if I can find anyone else who reacts the same why I do. Ever since I was very little caffeine has not given me a boost, but instead has put me to sleep. I have never found any sleep aid that knocks me not faster then cup of coffee. As such I will only drink it right before bed, after not being able to fall asleep.

      Is there anyone out there, like me?

    14. Re:How you get hooked by maxume · · Score: 1

      With the increase in childhood obesity, Type II lost the "Adult onset" moniker.

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    15. Re:How you get hooked by seminumerical · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:How you get hooked by maxume · · Score: 1

      Me, I sleep the blissful sleep of the wicked.

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    17. Re:How you get hooked by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I discovered that, even though I slept at night, I wouldn't get any rest. I would wake up just as tired as when I went to bed. There was a simple reason for this, that evening cup of coffee. If you want to cut back on your caffeine intake, I have one piece of advice:

      Don't drink any caffeine for at least four hours before bedtime

      Blinks. Didn't your parents teach you that? That was one of the looser rules around my house. Never really understood it until later in life, but heck cutting out all forms of caffeine from about after lunch or so does help you get to sleep so it's vague rule about my house. Actually, the rule is even easier to enforce if you just don't buy any drinks with caffeine in it. Depend on milk, tea, water, or orange juice and you won't be missing all those soft drinks. Remember decaf tea!

    18. Re:How you get hooked by renoX · · Score: 1

      [[ Don't drink any caffeine for at least four hours before bedtime ]]

      *Sigh*
      First: this is obvious: if you're very sensitive to caffeine, you'll sleep either less or badly if you drink caffeine before bedtime.

      Second: avoid over-generalisations, we're all different: I know some people who wouldn't be able to sleep if they drank coffee before bedtime, me it doesn't do anything to me (even a capucinno and a tea at 23:00).

    19. Re:How you get hooked by Piranhaa · · Score: 1

      I read online a while back that the half life (no, not the computer game) of caffeine is typically like 6 hours. So, drinking a 100mg cup of coffee 6 hours before bed means you'll have about 50mg left in your system. Taking 400mg (1 Venti quad-shot Americano) at the same time will yield 200mg when you go to bed at the same time.. I'm sure these numbers are different on a case-by-case basis, but I'm sure that's the ballpark.

      A couple years ago (before I started liking espresso) I did a week long all-inclusive trip to Mexico. I left my caffeine tablets (great for workouts and knowing your exact intake) at home, and leveraged binge drinking for a week to get off my caffeine crave. It worked - yes I know it's not the healthiest way- but when I got back I no longer had the craving I did when I left. I eventually got back into it, but I ensured I never ingested more than 300-400mg per day at the most. I work 65 hour work weeks now at 2 jobs: waking up at 6am and getting home at 11pm (sleep at 12am), thus it's sometimes difficult to NOT intake some type of caffeine. After I stop working this amount, I'll drop down to 100mg/day.

      I refuse to drink any caffeine (except green tea) after 12-noon. It really sucks when you realize the amount of time you're spending sleeping is really diminished if you still have caffeine in your system when going to bed.

      PS: Afternoon naps when you're tired while trying to quit caffeine really helps a lot. Heck, bring a healthy lunch from home and sleep during your hour-long lunches!

    20. Re:How you get hooked by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this advice. I have had trouble sleeping for a few nights, and I think it has to do with the second cup of coffee I take in before bedtime. I'll definitely keep this in mind.

    21. Re:How you get hooked by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      Actually, fructose and glucose are similar, except that fructose is a simple sugar and metabolizes directly to the liver (source), whereas everything metabolizes glucose. Fructose is good for controlling hunger, though. A lot of the negative effects of it come from ingesting over the recommended minimum (50 mg/day).

      I actually read up a while ago that the minimum amount of regular exercise required is 30 minutes (read here). I can understand how doing short, but quick bursts of intense exercise works, since that would catalyze the burning of lactic acid described above. However, I really don't think doing quick sprints like that is a good idea because most people might get the idea that a 3-minute stretch or so is good enough to start doing shock exercise like that, when from my experience, it can lead to cramping and other muscular problems.

      Personally, what works for me is having a healthy diet (which does include two cups of GOOD coffee), commuting to work by bike, doing long, endurance-pace rides on weekends and some calisthenics at home to keep the upper body muscles reasonably strong.

    22. Re:How you get hooked by seminumerical · · Score: 1

      Yes. If you are addicted to caffeine, although a large amount of caffeine will keep you awake, a small amount can promote sleep.

      Despite my claim to never drink tea or coffee after 4 p.m. I occasionally take a 1/4 cup of tea before bed if I need to get to sleep quickly because I'll be rising early.

      This is in proportion to how much tea/coffee I drink during the day: 2 or rarely 3 cups. I've known 6 cup a day coffee drinkers to drink an entire cup of coffee before bed. (I've also known them to have anxiety, shaky hands, and logorrhea)

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    23. Re:How you get hooked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      + for using "looser" correctly!

    24. Re:How you get hooked by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      That was mostly a joke, you may now notice the sarcasm... good day. :D

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    25. Re:How you get hooked by SpiderClan · · Score: 1

      1 - This is interesting. Thanks. 2 - If you're sprinting all out for a full minute, you can bet your ass you'll be taking a break to catch your breath at the end.

    26. Re:How you get hooked by seminumerical · · Score: 1

      The 4 one minute sprints twice a week is not, that I know, of a recommended form of exercise. The researchers were interested in the minimum amount of exercise out of scientific curiosity.

      As you can imagine they experimented with other schedules less than and greater than 4 min x 2 time per week. Blood sugar was under excellent control with the minimum stated.

      Strength, flexibility, co-ordination, fat loss, etc. are other considerations: but they did demonstrate their hypothesis that you need to deplete energy from your muscles to make room to sop up glucose in the blood.

      p.s., you can imagine the horror we will soon face on late night TV as an infomercial selling a cheap exercise bike promises you CONTROL DIABETES AND LOSE WEIGHT WITH 8 MINUTES EXERCISE A WEEK. NO MONEY DOWN, PAY IN 8 EASY INSTALLMENTS, IF YOU ORDER NOW YOU GET A FREE ABERCISER. ORDER NOW OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY ...

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    27. Re:How you get hooked by seminumerical · · Score: 1

      I couldn't tell by your tone of voice that it was sarcasm. I actually reads straight.

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    28. Re:How you get hooked by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      I suppose your right, I guess I should have added 'lol' or '/sarcasm' to the end of the line. My bad. :D

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  14. I've quit caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to drink huge amounts of coffee and caffeinated sodas, but I quit both. It does take a while to go back to zero, but it's worth it. I'm more awake without caffeine and the effect of caffeine is more distinct when I do drink a coffee or soda these days.

  15. Ah caffeine withdrawal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I too have experienced caffeine withdrawal many times. My internist recommended that when I choose not to ingest caffeine anymore, I should start taking 2000 mg of vitamin c daily for about seven days. I have subsequently done this everytime I decide to take a hiatus from caffeine and it has worked wonders - no headaches and no nausea!

  16. Try Tylenol (Acetaminophen) for 3 days by funchords · · Score: 1

    In my experience, the withdrawals start on the next day and last for about 48-72 hours. The normal dose of Tylenol (Acetaminophen) solves the problems for me.

    1. Re:Try Tylenol (Acetaminophen) for 3 days by robably · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the withdrawals start on the next day and last for about 48-72 hours.

      Depends - the headaches go after a few days, but if you exercise much the caffeine takes a long time to work its way out of your muscles. If you lift weights the withdrawal will hit you in your arms. I'm a cyclist and quit drinking coffee last year (8 cups a day), and had two weeks of muscle cramps in my legs.

    2. Re:Try Tylenol (Acetaminophen) for 3 days by soleblaze · · Score: 1

      Regular Tylenol does have 15mg of caffeine. Not a lot compared to your average daily intake.. but it does help lesson the withdrawal symptoms.

    3. Re:Try Tylenol (Acetaminophen) for 3 days by timbck2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, Tylenol does not contain caffeine. You're probably thinking of Excedrin, which is aspirin/acetaminophen/caffeine.

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  17. 80% - 90% of US addicted ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow.

    So many addicts to such an awful tasting substance.

    Addiction + Marketing can do amazing things.

    8 cups, really?

    You are part of study of the health effects of overconsumption of caffeine substances. The study is relatively new, and very popular.
    Thanks for participating.

    1. Re:80% - 90% of US addicted ? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Caffeine powder is actually pretty good, if not a bit bitter.

      I mix my own levels of caffeine depending how I feel. Some days, it's a .25g for my glass of water... sometimes it's 2g. Sometimes, not a bit at all. But I never feel "sleepy".

      One good thing to mix with caffeine is hydrocodone, IF you have a prescription for it (which I do :). The bitterness of hydros are very similar to that of caffeine.

      You can buy 4oz and 8oz sizes on unitednuclear.com for ~10$substance.

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    2. Re:80% - 90% of US addicted ? by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      Marketing?

      I've been drinking coffee since I was 4, and I can't sleep without my hit.

    3. Re:80% - 90% of US addicted ? by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

      Awful? You must be talking about truck stop coffee or that want-to-be-cool Starbucks. A quality bean, properly roasted, and prepared by a knowledgeable person yields the Nectar of the Gods! No one marketed to me. The internet is my only media input, and I started drinking that sweet, sweet bean juice from a very early age (approx. 3 y.o).

      Oh, I miss greeting that dark mistress in my cup every morning. I never needed cream or sugar; only unwashed heathens would dare foul the delicious liquid. Now, unfortunately, I drink herbal tea, because my g.f. says coffee makes my breath bad. Many days, I contemplate the sin of sneaking a cup. My 31 year affair with coffee beckons me to return. This is no addiction, it is my joie de vivre.

      How dare you sully the name of coffee? I don't go speaking ill of the things you love.

    4. Re:80% - 90% of US addicted ? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of alcoholics out there, and alcohol (and damn near anything with alcohol in it) tastes like pure shit. Caffeine products, by contrast, usually don't taste that bad (although pure caffeine probably does). It's hardly surprising on the basis of taste.

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    5. Re:80% - 90% of US addicted ? by maxume · · Score: 1

      If you like sweet, alcopops taste just fine.

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    6. Re:80% - 90% of US addicted ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you became addicted at 3, then it is likely that you have no memory of how bad coffee tastes for the first time.

      Yes, I have heard that:
      Starbucks sucks, Petes is great.
      Starbucks is great.
      They both suck, special brand X is the best.

      If you are not usually tied to a specific brand, then I guess the marketing comment was not for you.

      But in general, marketing works exceptionally well with addictive substances.
      Ask Coke/Pepsi that sells flavored corn-syrup water and aspertame water.
      Ask a beer company.
      Ask Starbucks and Petes.

  18. its why I switched by Yold · · Score: 1

    Green tea has helped me reduce my previously epic caffeine requirements. You can find flavored tea with less than 25 mg caffeine, which increases mental alertness without making me jittery. I also drink Tazo organic chai in the morning, because it a coffee-like taste, and it gets me moving.

    Compulsive coffee drinking is a side-effect of being over-worked, mentally exhausted, and still having a mountain of work. I know I can't make it through the occasional 18+ hour work-day without it.

  19. Start by cutting down by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    I might suggest switching to tea. It has less caffeine than coffee and I find the lift much more refreshing. I started by cutting off coffee after a couple cups and switching to tea, then gradually reducing the amount of coffee. I've cut my coffee consumption in half after just a couple weeks. Beats going cold turkey.

    Start with black tea. It's got more bite for coffee drinkers. Add a dash of cream if it's too bitter. Then switch to white and green teas. Trying to go from coffee to white tea is like trying to switch from German beer to American beer, too much of a transition all at once.

    Always thought it was odd we don't drink more tea here in the states. Everywhere I went in Europe tea seemed to be the preferred drink. In Russia you drink it in a glass with lemon, in England with a biscuit thingy, in India with enough sugar to clog a truck motor. I've been many places where coffee wasn't available but never where I couldn't get tea. Even at Starbucks when you order tea instead of proper brewed hot tea, you get a cup of hot water and a tea bag. It seems...primitive.

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    1. Re:Start by cutting down by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      You obviously missed half of Europe.

      Such as Scandinavia.

    2. Re:Start by cutting down by Megane · · Score: 1

      In my experience, tea apparently has a slightly different form of caffiene than you get from sodas. I'd visit my mom and she'd make some nice strong tea for iced tea. Two or three days later, even when I'd cut back by a can of soda to compensate, I'd wake up with a nasty headache, and I eventually just had to stop drinking it.

      I finally quit sodas by simply reducing my dosage slowly. Since I was drinking nothing but Diet Coke (the sweetener in Coke Classic was inconsistent and sometimes awful; I really missed the original pre-New Coke stuff), I could cut by a can every few days (not too long since I wasn't drinking more than 3/day). The last can was a bit more trouble since it's a bit hard to drink half a can a day when you're too cheap to throw it out, but I learned to nurse the can for a long time to avoid getting a caffiene spike.

      When it comes to quitting by slowly reducing dosage, caffeine is very cooperative.

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    3. Re:Start by cutting down by maxume · · Score: 1

      Strong tea could easily have twice the caffeine per unit of volume.

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    4. Re:Start by cutting down by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I dunno what it is with coffee either, unless it's that coffee is generally more expensive than tea, and harder to find a free substitute for than is tea -- and the U.S. has generally been an affluent nation.

      I drink tea and always have, ever since I was a kid, but almost never more than 2 cups a day. I've never liked coffee... to me it tastes like burnt dirt. I'm not fond of soda and rarely drink it.

      Tea and chocolate makes a nice afternoon break, which will either wake me up or put me to sleep -- depending on how sleep-deprived I am that day!

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    5. Re:Start by cutting down by SpaceCadets · · Score: 1

      I can't remember where I read this, but apparently if you pour a cup of boiling water, put the tea bag in for 10ish seconds, remove the bag, tip out the water, THEN make your tea with the same tea bag this gets rid of approximatly %99 of caffeine. Sorry I can't linky, but can't rememeber source - it may even have been from here...

    6. Re:Start by cutting down by Megane · · Score: 1

      And I don't like ice in my tea. (You can dissolve much more sugar in warm tea.) And the servings tend to be a bit larger than a 12oz soda.

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  20. Re:Why would anyone quit? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    well, to make caffeine useful again, for example.
    i dring two cups of tea a day at most (no coffee at all because i don't like the taste) and when i really need a push, a cup of coffee or gyokuro is absolutely sufficient to awake me.

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  21. Re:Try Tylenol (Paracetamol) for 3 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the rest of the world, this is paracetamol. You might think I'm being picky, but when my (then) 9 months old had a fever when we were in the states, there was a lot of confusion between me and the pharmacist trying to work out what the other was talking about. If the USA could just use the standard international name it would help a lot.

  22. Withdrawl by Boronx · · Score: 1

    I had some bad symptoms from quitting a mere 1 pop a day habit: headaches, lethargy, depression, for about two weeks. Even now, years later, I still have frequent, intense cravings.

  23. Re:Why would anyone quit? by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

    Until I saw a doctor on a morning TV show explaining that you CAN overdose on caffeine (a feat I previously thought impossible) I never considered quitting. On that same interview he explained the ratios of caffeine in regular instant / espresso / cappuccino etc After that I have resisted the urge to buy a coffee maker on the grounds that it'd probably kill me. I apply the same logic for resisting the urge to buy a deep fat fryer as I LOVE fried chip-shop-style chips which are soaked with fat. Too much of a good thing can be very dangerous to your health.

    I wonder how many people have really experienced a caffeine hit, compared to how many just think they have. I've been a heavy coffee drinker for over half my life, with an average of between 20 - 25 mugs (not cups) per day depending on what I'm doing and have only ever had ONE single caffeine hit.

    After a long day at college (I think I was awake all the previous day and night before) I had a mug of coffee when I got home, went to the bathroom and my eyes suddenly sprung open. I mean WIDE open, Frodo Baggins open.....for about maybe 15 seconds I was the most awake I'd been in a long time, which then wore off very quick and my eyelids drooped back to very tired. I went from being overtired but still awake to WIDE awake and back to tired in the space of about 20 seconds. This was about maybe 12 years ago so some of the details are hazy. It was either a caffeine hit, or I was temporarily possessed by something; personally I'd put money on the caffeine.

  24. I guess I'm one of the few by pembo13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I must be one of the few that just doesn't touch the stuff. I don't even generally like the smell. Never drank it -- coffee that is. And I only drink soda for lack of better fruit juice.

    I believe half of /. needs to check themselves into a clinic.

    Drugs are bad, m-kay?

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    1. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      Drugs are bad, m-kay?

      You jest but that's the point, caffeine is a drug. Drugs in moderation aren't necessarily bad, it's the abuse of them that causes problems. I think we're just lucky that caffeine's lows aren't nearly as bad as other drugs. But that's why most people don't use Speed for their morning kick.

    2. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I rarely touch caffeine, as well, but it's not really for the same reason. I've found that drinking caffeine-laden drinks actually has the reverse effect on me than most people, in that I become groggy if not sleepy after drinking it. (I think it also affects my digestive system in a nasty way.)

      Now, I don't drink coffee (can't stand the stuff), so my main caffeine intake has always been through soda, so there's a chance it could be the sugar rush that drains me. I do get an initial pep, but it lasts a half-hour at best; subsequent drinks make it worse.

      When I was in high school, I had a bad Mountain Dew habit. I routinely had 24 oz. six-packs of Dew in my car, and my daily routine was to wake up, quickly shower, grab my stuff and two granola bars, then on the drive to school eat those and chug one of the bottles. I would then consume another after school, though not necessarily as quickly. Two years of this (even a time when I switched to Diet Mt. Dew) is, I believe, a large cause of issues I deal with today.

      I still love many sodas and will drink something caffeinated if it's the only option I like amongst others (I also sometimes experiment using it as a sleep aid). I constantly have Sprite Zero on hand, for instance.

    3. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by Megane · · Score: 1

      I've found that drinking caffeine-laden drinks actually has the reverse effect on me than most people, in that I become groggy if not sleepy after drinking it.

      I quit a few years ago, but I was that way too. I guess caffeine would mellow me out, and make it easier to sleep. But I still get drwosy fast at night and can fall asleep the moment I hit the mattress and stay asleep the whole 8 hours, so maybe it wasn't just the caffiene.

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    4. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by Kashell · · Score: 0

      I'll down a two liter if I need to pull an all nighter, but honestly, I don't touch the stuff otherwise.

      /healthnut

    5. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by maackey · · Score: 1

      I'm also one who never drank coffee (grew up Mormon, after all; one of the perks I guess) and I am really glad that I don't drink the stuff. I am not a morning person, so each morning is utter misery for me until I get on my motorcycle and head to school. The high speed and excellent weather (sunny Florida :P) Is all I need to wake up properly. I know not everyone can enjoy such circumstances, but I would urge you to find a way to make your mornings bearable without drugs, for your own sake.

      A great example of caffeine dependence just happened a couple days ago actually. I went to a "Dance" Marathon to help raise money for a local childrens hospital. The night started around 6 o'clock and lasted till 8 in the morning. The DJ started with a couple of line dances which most everybody joined in on, and then played mediocre dance music for a few hours. About 1 in the morning he got to the good stuff: swing and salsa, and by then everyone was having a blast. Afterward was not so great.

      Some kids brought their own energy drinks and stuff to keep them up, but all I had to rely on was some Cokes (they had coffee too, but I didn't want to have it unless I REALLY needed it) I was completely fine the whole night without it. Some of my friends on the other hand, got sick (one even DURING the event) and had massive headaches/migraines. I brought some medicine cause I had a feeling the music would be loud and obnoxious, but only had a little bit.

      Luckily for most of the kids it started on Friday, so they had the weekend to recuperate, and I had a wonderful carefree weekend (after a short nap of course)

    6. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I've never had a sip of coffee in my life (29 now) and also try to limit my caffeine intake... having 1 or 2 20oz bottles of coke a week (maybe 1 a day on really bad weeks).. but I've also gone weeks without having any.

      But even drinking that little, and that infrequently.. if I have a soda 2 or 3 mornings in a row it gets harder and harder to not get one the next morning. For me, the best way to not ingest caffeine is to keep no money in my pockets, that keeps me from buying stuff out of the vending machines :). I also only keep teas at home. Earl Grey and Green tea if it's early enough in the day, Chamamille if I want some before bed (it's caffeine free).

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    7. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      So you're not addicted to caffeine, good for you. It'll make it easier for you to deal with the other addictions you have but don't realize like your addiction to oxygen and food.

      Everything is bad for you, m-kay?

      If you stop doing everything that is bad for you, you will most certainly die an early death, since pretty much anything you eat is 'bad for you' in some way. Air in most of the world is 'bad for you' in one way or another.

      If you live your life avoiding anything that is potentially bad for you, you live a sad life. I can't imagine how you'd leave your cave. I say cave cause most building construction techniques are bad for you in one way or another, as is driving, riding a bike, walking, standing, sitting, and sleeping depending on which doctor your talking to at the time.

      So good for you for not touching the stuff, but get off your high horse and learn to live rather than cowering in fear of everything that might do you harm. Theres this cool word, I think its 'moderation', yes yes, thats it ... moderation. Believe it or not, the human body is very capable of dealing with just about anything in moderation which is why we occupy just about every environment on the planet, even before our technology became what it is today.

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    8. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      Just before my 20s, something about sweet foods began to disgust me. I expect it was the lingering aftertaste of a sugary tea. I started to leave sugar out of my tea (I drank tea most of the time, very rarely soft drinks or soda water). Super-sweet cakes and candy began to taste worse and worse to me. About a year after that, having dramatically cut down my sugar consumption for no apparent reason, I began to notice that if I had a Coke, I would get a sugar high, but the low made me tired and unproductive until I had another. After that, I cut soft drinks out too. I really couldn't say why all this happened, I'm not diabetic or anything. (I rarely drink coffee, almost only for social occasions.) So now I just drink tea, or soda water sometimes, and I take exercise of course, and I really could not imagine ever going back to a high-sugar diet.

    9. Re:I guess I'm one of the few by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Yup. Same here.

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  25. Caffeine step down by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

    I was once very addicted to caffeine. While I wasn't one of the guys who could keep 4 pots a day down, but I had 64oz of coffee before 3pm. I eventually figured out it was hurting my sleep -- not my ability to get to sleep, but the quality of it. Caffeine has a half-life of 7-10 hours in the system, so consider that in any plans. It takes 2 weeks for your brain to adjust to new levels of caffeine. As such, the best way to step down is to keep drinking the same amount, just the last batch made every day should have one tablespoon replaced with decaf. If only make one batch (like me), then just step it down a tablespoon at a time.

    Today, I drink about 40oz of decaf a day (5mg of caffeine per 8oz of decaf coffee so around 40mg of coffee, less than an average cup of full-test), and I'm down to significantly less than a full cup of coffee at bedtime.

    1. Re:Caffeine step down by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I'd say 1000 mg of caffeine a day was a slow day for me before I gave it up. Most of my intake was as soda too so by not drinking it I'm cutting back 3000+ calories a day too.

      I went luke-warm turkey. I gave it up all at once but didn't try to be overly perfect about it. If I'm eating somewhere they don't have any other beverage options then I'll have a little caffeine but whenever I have a choice I opt for diet caffeine free products.

      Now if I could just give up soda completely I could save $5-$10/day. I find it disturbing that I spend around $2000/year just on soda. Talk about a wasteful addiction. Not quite sure what I'm addicted to still since diet caffeine free soda tastes like crap.

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    2. Re:Caffeine step down by Sentax · · Score: 1

      I myself was addicted to coffee (Sounds like I'm in a support group) but really didn't know it until I switched to a stronger coffee (french roast) made with the french press. Let me tell you, I got so much caffeine I'm sure I was intoxicated from it, even though it was soo good. My quality of life went down drastically, I would experience anxiety and nervousness from it. It took me about 6 months to make the connection that it was the coffee (dur!). So at that point I went to the drip style coffee and went half decaf and half regular for a while, still was occasionally feeling the symptoms, so I went to all decaf. I can still amazingly feel the caffeine after two large cups of coffee in the morning just from decaf, but my body accepts it better.

      I'm guessing I raised my levels of caffeine so much that my body didn't like it, now I can't even drink a soda without feeling the same old stuff that made me quit.

      So, I guess I'm not upset that I had to give it up because decaf is my savior because I like the taste of coffee too. And when it comes to soda I just drink the pure zero, which is a good alternative.

    3. Re:Caffeine step down by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      While I didn't drink anywhere near as much as you, I used to be 'addicted' to CocaCola and if I didn't get 2-3 cans a day, I wouldn't be happy.

      Yes, that's a pitiful amount compared to -any- coffee drinker.

      I found that I wasn't getting good sleep, either. I'd be tired all the time. I quit and I was tired for about a month, then I sprung back. I've gone back to drinking it a few times, and had the same result each time.

      Oddly, it happens worse with CocaCola than with something like Mt Dew.

      (And it's not the sugar because I eat tons of that regardless of what I'm drinking.)

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  26. Cold Turkey by rotide · · Score: 1
    I totally dropped caffeine about a year ago. I would drink about 5 cans of soda a day, so I wasn't a heavyweight caffeine drinker, but it was enough to cause a serious headache for the week during my withdrawals.

    2-3 advil was able to subdue the pain and I can't recall feeling tired.

    Now, I substitute soda with water and when I need something with flavor I hit the Hi-C and Koolaid. (Make it at home with only 1/2 the called for sugar, still tastes great!).

    Now, I'm not tired at all. In the AM at work (8am), I have a hot chocolate with breakfast for a little sugar wake up and I'm good until my 11pm bedtime.

    I won't say I feel healthier or better in any way, but I know that not putting all that crap into my system every day is probably doing more good than harm (comparatively). So that's the plus I keep sustaining.

    I also have no care in the world to go back either. Coke tastes great! But the money I save (albeit little) and knowing I'll probably be better off in the long run just seems better than Coke.

    To each his own though.

    1. Re:Cold Turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too abruptly terminated my caffeine input. I've been caffeine free for 12 years. I was never much of a coffee/tea drinker so that was easy to give up, but soda was another story. I used to crave the stuff. One day I decided to quit drinking soda completely. I did try koolaid for a while but I've given that up too. It's amazing how much easier it is to stay fit when you're not pouring sugar water down your throat all day.

      In recent years I've developed a taste for sparkling water which I find just as refreshing. I also get naturally flavored lemon and lime sparkling water (no sugar or sweetener, just very mild natural flavor) and I love it. It kind of reminds me of Sprite or 7-up but without the sugary-syrupy aftertaste (which just sounds gross to me now).

      Anyway, it's great to be free from caffeine dependency. I feel bad for people who can't get through the day without their coffee or soda. Once you give it up for a while it's easy. However if you're drinking enough of it, I think a gradually step-down strategy might be better than going cold turkey. If you didn't start off immediately drinking 4 pots of coffee a day, it's probably not reasonable to expect to quit drinking that amount immediately either.

    2. Re:Cold Turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you forgot... hot chocolate has caffeine in it... O.o

  27. Re:Why would anyone quit? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Informative

    well, to make caffeine useful again, for example.
    i dring two cups of tea a day at most (no coffee at all because i don't like the taste) and when i really need a push, a cup of coffee or gyokuro is absolutely sufficient to awake me.

    Exactly. I used to consume 6-10 cups of coffee worth of caffeine a day, and that was just to get me to normal. Now I have 0 caffeine on a typical day and I can very, very easily pull an all nighter on 1-2 cups. Also, I feel better when I wake up and go to sleep than I used to.

    There's no benefit at all to caffeine addiction.

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  28. Well... since it's a drug by SIR_Taco · · Score: 1

    I think we should take the next logical step and create an IV form to compete with the more 'harsh' drugs out there.

    Wouldn't mind sitting programming all day with a nice slow drip of caffeine...

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    1. Re:Well... since it's a drug by quantumghost · · Score: 2, Informative

      Already exists. It's used in pediatrics for bradycardia (slow heart rate). http://www.drugs.com/ppa/caffeine.html

  29. No withdrawal for me! by foo+fighter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    During most of the year I have 18-24oz of coffee every morning, and sometimes another 6-8oz or a caffeinated soda/energy drink after lunch. So about 3-6 "cups" a day.

    But during Lent I go cold turkey. Just stop on Ash Wednesday. (I give up alcohol at the same time, FWIW.)

    The only side effect I ever experience is becoming a zombie from 1p-3p every day for the second week I'm off the stuff. The first week I'm fine. The second week I'm a zombie and completely unproductive for two hours in the afternoon. Weeks three to six I'm fine, though I start earnestly looking forward to resuming my morning ritual by week six. My sleep patterns don't change. My personality doesn't change. I don't experience physical pain.

    I really recommend everyone try this. Give up something you love for six weeks. Detach. When you get back together your relationship will be healthier. You will have a new appreciation for what you gave up.

    Of course, this requires sacrifice and introspection. Good luck with that, seriously.

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    1. Re:No withdrawal for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stress and caffine made me the man I'm not today and that man is not above answering snark with snark. So perhaps you could give that up for lent too?

    2. Re:No withdrawal for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really recommend everyone try this. Give up something you love for six weeks. Detach. When you get back together your relationship will be healthier. You will have a new appreciation for what you gave up.

      Of course, this requires sacrifice and introspection. Good luck with that, seriously.

      Start with porn and masturbation. Seriously. You'll be amazed at the positive effects this can have.

    3. Re:No withdrawal for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really recommend everyone try this. Give up something you love for six weeks. Detach. When you get back together your relationship will be healthier. You will have a new appreciation for what you gave up.

      Very true.
      I gave up my girlfriend for six weeks. Now, I find her much more attractive, especially since by week four she became someone else's girlfriend.

    4. Re:No withdrawal for me! by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter whether you refrain six weeks or two. Each time you go back, the honeymoon will get shorter and shittier. I've burned out enough happy chemical relationships to know. Fortunately, this keeps me from getting addicted to anything for very long:

      - Caffeine is actually the worst in that regard. For me, I get the shakes at the six-cup-a-day level, but it can take me a couple years for that level to sneak up on me.
      - Nicotine goes from trippy to suck faster than a '73 Nova goes from F to E. I loved first hookah bar experience (though I puked), I loved the first two cigars. The rest has all been suck.
      - Alcohol: I once spent four months straight on a bender (and was gainfully employed the whole time, no I didn't have to drive), and I have no desire to repeat the experience. Dealing with the underlying problem was far more difficult than ceasing drinking. (But isn't that why we start in the first place?)
      - Cocaine I've never cared for. I have only tried it three or four times, but not once have I enjoyed the experience. It was neutral at best. If my life depended on staying awake another 30 minutes and someone offered it, then I'd probably accept it solely for its value as a stimulant. Otherwise I'll pass the tray to someone who actually likes the stuff. Why waste it?
      - Opiates are awesome... for a couple days. Then they suck too. The physical withdrawal effects are pretty nasty, but I've never gotten anywhere near them. They stop being fun long before that. By day 4 I'm saying "ugh, no more Vicodin (or opium tea, or morphine) plz."
      - Ecstasy builds a very rapid tolerance. More than twice a month and it's doing damage. More than once a week and it isn't even working properly. Last, but surely not least, the aptly-named "Suicide Tuesdays" SUCK! This is going to apply to some extent to all serotonergics.

      I could go on, but either you don't care, or you know where to get this information anyhow (Erowid isn't a bad start).

      Adrenaline junkies need bigger and bigger risks to get their high too, but somehow we package it and call it "X-Games" or "Jackass" and that makes it all OK.

      Mal-2

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    5. Re:No withdrawal for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did something similar, I have a coffee addiction (and caffiene, but even if I replace the caffiene I still suffer from some side effects). I gave up coffee for lent (wasnt brave enough to go the whole caffiene). At the time I was having the equivalent of 18 cups a days, during lent I went to about 5 cups of tea a day, still suffered pretty badly though.

      Worst day was when I had a single pot of extremely strong coffee (thats all the coffee I had that day, and had finished it by about 7pm), didnt sleep, palpitations, felt so bad it was untrue.

      Once had an espresso race with a friend who weighs twice what I do, he gave up at 8 (I was only just beginning to feel a bit iffy), that wa sback in my student days

  30. Not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To sum up TFA: If you drink a lot of coffee, then don't drink any, you get a withdrawl headache.

    As if anybody didn't know. Move along. Nothing to see here.

  31. Re:Why would anyone quit? by quantumghost · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously why would anyone choose to quit? I periodically quit just to feel the pain of it but that is just self flagellation.

    I had to.

    A hand tremor as a surgeon is _not_ what your patients want to see. As an aside, to break the ice with some patients I do a variation of the Gene Wilder's deputy on "Blazing Saddles"....

    Pt: So how steady are your hands?

    [I hold up a steady left hand]

    Pt: Good, steady as a rock!

    [While bringing up a flapping right hand and with a southern draw]

    Me: Yeah, but this here is ma' operatin' hand.

    Usually get a good chuckle from my patients, but every once in a while I get a wild-eyed-jaw-dropping-looking-for-the-nearest-fire-exit look that totally makes the joke worth it.

  32. Re:Why would anyone quit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Because it's bad for you?

  33. I used to intake around 500 mg/day by default+luser · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to be addicted to the high, but I couldn't stand the lows - migraine-like headache for hours (sensitivity to light, sound, etc.). I tried taking more caffeine to keep the lows away, but that ended the same - once I crashed, I got a migraine-like headache that wouldn't go away until I got a good-nights sleep. The worst part was, I would crash DURING THE WORKDAY, so my work performance was actually suffering.

    Once I understood that the migraines were from withdrawal, I decided to quit cold-turkey - nothing but aspirin and lots of water. I took a long weekend over July 4th: the first day was pure anguish and pain, and the second day was worse. But the third day, I could function, and I was feeling pretty good by the fourth day when I went back to work.

    After a week, I felt better than I had for years, and I was surprised to find I didn't have the cravings anymore. I also had more get-up-and-go in the mornings than I ever did on caffeine. And YES, I could code just as well without the boost.

    If you've got even an ounce of willpower, you can quit too, but I would recommend taking a long weekend away from the world.

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    1. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by fprintf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you replace the word "caffeine" in your entire post with "sugar" or "sweets" that would accurately describe me. Unfortunately I have fallen off the wagon and am seriously addicted to it again. Time to go cold turkey as the weight is starting to creep back up.

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    2. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you've got even an ounce of willpower, you can quit too, but I would recommend taking a long weekend away from the world.

      Yeah, it's just a matter of breaking the routine. I can easily drink 8 cups of coffee an hour, I don't work too well after it though. As for quitting, I don't find that difficult at all, nor is there any real withdrawal.

      I smoke on and off too. I'll take it up first chance I get when I'm partying for a week or on a hotel holiday and quit again before I find it becoming a routine.

      About once every eighteen months, a bunch of us will grab some tents and rockclimbing gear and head up into the mountains for a week. Excursions like that are great for quitting caffine, nicotine and for reducing the waistline.

    3. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by severoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, gee, I drink 8 cups of strong coffee per day and 2 huge servings of soft drinks. Unbelievably, after several years of doing this, I have problems!

      Uhh, yea, dumb-dumb. At what point in your life did you think it was a good idea to drink that fourth cup of coffee in the same day, much less four more? I think this condition is known as: epic brainpower fail.

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    4. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I decided to quit cold-turkey [...] the first day was pure anguish and pain

      Quitting cold turkey is the equivalent of going from 100 miles an hour to 0 in a microsecond: Asking for trouble / a really stupid idea.

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    5. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      I need to go find the study, but it was something to the effect of non-caffeine drinkers having roughly equal productivity as caffeine drinkers so long as the caffeine drinkers had their fix. If they didn't, they were decidedly less productive.

      People who weren't regular coffee drinkers did get a boost, but the boost goes away as the body become accustomed to it. Drink it if you like it, don't don't if you don't, but definitely realize that it's a drug and some self-control should be employed.

    6. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see baby's crawling along the ceiling during your withdrawal? Did Begbie come visit you and say:

      "Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? You sweat that shite out of your system. 'Cause if I come back and it's still here... I'll fucking kick it out. Okay?"

    7. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by james.m.henderson · · Score: 3, Informative

      I find that the best way to get away from caffeine addiction is to cut back. If you halve your intake every day, then you likely won't experience any withdrawal symptoms, but will have a logarithmic recovery time. Another option is to consume half a cup (or less) of coffee when you start to feel withdrawal. It doesn't take much caffeine to clear up the effects.

    8. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you've got even an ounce of willpower, you can quit too.

      I was once addicted to willpower. Then I went cold turkey and caved in to every craving, and now I feel much better.

    9. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by MrDERP · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I like the english idea of small amounts of weak tea during the day for cafeine vs. the megablast followed by dehydration and a crash. I switched from DARK coffee to 2-3 cups of green tea a day, the L-theanine in the green tea is good to keep the jitters away.

    10. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by fifedrum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      add to this story with some mild psychosis, paranoid feelings, general anxiety and heart burn and you have my experience. Maybe with some potassium deficiencies too.

      I just can't process the stuff. The initial high is nice, but the build-up over time has such huge negative effects that I'm just a wreck after a few weeks. The heart burn really is the signal that the other symptoms are not far behind.

      Usually it starts with nightmares! Yes, all this and more, caused by caffeine.

      Go cold turkey, and a week later, no problems.

      I learned this after a binge of 2 pot-a-day and a few pounds of chocolate covered espresso beans. Thought I was having a heart-attack.

    11. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Chabo · · Score: 1

      I can't even drink water that quickly on an average day!

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    12. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by zenderbender · · Score: 1

      I used tea to get off my coffee addiction. Then, since I hate the taste of tea, it was easy to wean myself off of it.

    13. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by icebrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's nothing; I must go through at least a gallon of water at work every day... I keep a quart-size insulated travel mug at my desk, and fill it up at least 4-5 times/day.

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    14. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how did you identify whether he had took ASA or something else? Because there were sure no indications. I'd suggest perhaps it was indeed aspirin.

      I think you're the n00b, idiot.

    15. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      I had a nearly identical experience. I quit cold-turkey one day back in 2001 and started drinking tons of water every day. I used to get severe headaches and the likes but with drinking tons of water throughout the day I did not get much of a headache at all and after a day or two I was fine. And as you say, I was no longer tired in the mornings and felt much better and energetic. Now when I have the occasional caffeinated beverage (soda, coffee is gross) the caffeine high is way more impressive and I dont really crash either as I keep drinking my water. I just keep on going.

      When I was a teenager I used to drink huge quantities of mt dew, especially in the summer as I had a friend who worked at a gas station so we'd consume ultra large volumes of the lowest grade soda you can get, fountain pop, and got it for free. So glad I am past that part of my life.

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    16. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I agree. He was totally projecting his own pet peeve onto someone he knew nothing about.

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    17. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by celery+stalk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Another point that irritates me: you said you took "aspirin"; I doubt it.

      What makes you doubt the fact he took aspirin, and go into a rant about the different OTC pain medications available? If I tell someone I took aspirin, then I mean that I took Bayer aspirin, or a cheaper generic. When I'm experiencing caffeine withdrawal symptoms on the weekends, I take an aspirin/acetaminophen/caffeine pill (Excedrin Extra Strength), and I'll tell folks I took an Excedrin if it comes up in conversation. I know damn well that it has caffeine, which in combination with the pain meds, will do wonders for the symptoms.

      If I'm trying to quit caffeine cold turkey, I'm going to be taking aspirin and acetaminophen, I'll tell folks I took Tylenol and aspirin, and that'll be the truth. Just because some idiots call a fork a spoon, doesn't mean "spoon" no longer actually means "spoon".

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    18. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What makes you think he didn't take aspirin? It's a perfectly reasonable drug to take for a headache. There's a big jar in my medicine cabinet, right next to the ibuprofen...

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    19. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

      Oscar Wilde

    20. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by not+already+in+use · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was once addicted to willpower.

      I used to get high on life, but I developed a tolerance.

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    21. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by gnick · · Score: 1, Informative

      Water is tougher to drink quickly in large quantities than coffee/soda for somebody who's used to the caffeine. Same with beer for somebody who's used to the alcohol. Caffeine & alcohol are diuretics and tend to move through the system more quickly than water.

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    22. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by VFA · · Score: 0

      Replace "caffeine" with "heroine" and your post will arouse a lot more interest. Yet, caffeine is no different from heroine, in fact it may be more dangerous because it is legal and even encouraged by culture. When you completely depend on a drug, be it caffeine, heroine, etc. it's time to stop and think about quitting for good. I was a caffeine addict and had very similar withdrawal symptoms. Could not stand it and the idea of constant replenishment of the drug gave me the creeps similar to ones that I get when I hear about heroine addicts. I quit over some time and now and again still have a small cup of Turkish coffee or an espresso, but I am talking one of these in a a year or so. I find I don't get hooked unless I do a few doses in a short period of time, so I live without coffee. It is possible and is actually much more pleasant. Try it. Or have another fix. Most people on this discussion sound like junkies that they are. Best of luck!

    23. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but hopping on Slashdot and ripping someone apart for speaking in the common vernacular shows you as an asshole. Better or worse?

    24. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by gnick · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're mostly right there. If a pain-killer is marketed as a 'headache' drug, it's probably got caffeine. Several times over if it's marketed as a 'migraine' drug, as caffeine is an effective vasoconstrictor and combats the vasal dilation that causes most migraines. But if you're just taking aspirin, it's probably just aspirin and possibly a buffer.

      I don't usually buy 'Advil' or 'Bayer'. I buy 'ibuprofen' or 'aspirin'. I have little need for a brand name attachment to the drug I'm after. (We do however buy Tylenol - I've never seen a bottle simply labeled "acetaminophen".) It sounds like a peeve of yours and it may be a common mis-speak (I've never knowingly run into it, but it could be). But when somebody tells me they take aspirin, I assume that they're taking aspirin. If they're taking something else, it's usually a "pain-killer" or just "I took something".

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    25. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People also use the term aspirin to refer to Excedrin. Which has aspirin, acetaminophen, and caffeine.

    26. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Herkum01 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I used to get high on life

      Me too, but then I registered on /. and discovered I had no life.

    27. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on the brand of aspirin you used you might not have gone as "cold-turkey" as you presumed. Both Anacin and Excedrin contain...wait for it...caffeine.

      For me personally, nobody wants to be around me if I haven't been paying proper homage to my Dark Master. (Coca-Cola)

    28. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was once addicted to willpower.

      I used to get high on life, but I developed a tolerance.

      I'm addicted to placebos.

      I've thought about quitting, but it wouldn't make a difference.

    29. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > I used to be addicted to the high, but I couldn't stand the lows - migraine-like headache for hours (sensitivity to light, sound, etc.).
      > I tried taking more caffeine to keep the lows away, but that ended the same - once I crashed, I got a migraine-like headache that wouldn't go away
      > until I got a good-nights sleep. The worst part was, I would crash DURING THE WORKDAY, so my work performance was actually suffering.

      The worst I ever got it was during High School. I didn't realize that my morning ritual (repeated several times a day) of grabbing NesTea from the Vending machine and chugging them had gotten me nicely addicted. One day I forgot to bring money to school and... hoo boy was that a fun day. COld sweats, hot flashes. It was a horror show!

      After that I was more careful. Usually fell into the pattern of caffiene during the day and at work, almost none at all at night or on weekends. This manages things pretty well and gives me some time to cool it off between weeks... slows down tolerance build up. I would usually stop for a week or two within a day or so of the first "morning pre-caffeine headache".

      That said, a couple of years ago I noticed a change... I stopped getting to that point. I just don't get morning headaches anymore.

      Its also possible that, since my sleep is better now (longer and more restful due to apnea treatment), I am not as chronically tired, thus don't need as much, and don't build up to that point. I do seem to be drinking less than I used to in my peak usage periods.

      Also, I have gone through periods of peak usage both higher in dosage and longer in duration than my school time experience, and have never had quite the same severity of symptoms. Though, it may just be having developed a mental tolerance for the symptoms too. (so many areas of drug use I would love to see studied more... how do experiences of withdrawl syndromes change over multiple experiences and with different profiles of use?)

      -Steve

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    30. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by j-pimp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Water is tougher to drink quickly in large quantities than coffee/soda for somebody who's used to the caffeine. Same with beer for somebody who's used to the alcohol. Caffeine & alcohol are diuretics and tend to move through the system more quickly than water.

      My body seriously does not like being hydrated. If I drink a pint or more of water, I will pee it out. I've given up caffeine for lent and I only drink water in those quantities at the office when I'm completely sober. I don't think I have excessive sugar intake so I can't blame it on any form of diuretics in my system.

      On another note, I generally hit the caffeine hard immediately after easter. I never do 8 cups a day, but I immediately revert to my usual 4 cups. Then again, if my withdrawal sucked that much, I'd consider staying on the wagon permanently.

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    31. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      you drink water ??? why ? It'll wash the caffeine away ! stop it!!! dihydrogen oxide is _DANGEROUS_ man !!!

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    32. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by treeves · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a bottle simply labeled "acetaminophen".

      Really?

      It's quite common. For example, here, http://www.walgreens.com/brandstore/branddetaillist_new.jsp?CATID=301393&PNAME=Walgreens&selectedBrand=118&orderBy=brandCatId.displayName&PID=118
      (the topmost item)

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    33. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by jbeale53 · · Score: 0

      (We do however buy Tylenol - I've never seen a bottle simply labeled "acetaminophen".)

      Really? All I buy is generic acetaminophen. I know that the Costco (Kirkland) brand is literally called acetaminophen. Others, like Walgreens, may be called something else, but the only active ingredient is acetaminophen, so it's the same thing.

    34. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by jakykong · · Score: 1

      Of course the alternative is to be like me and embrace your caffeine addiction :)

      I, for one, am a proud caffeine addict! I keep a jar of caffeine anhydrous on my desk! My fridge has more energy drink than milk! I have a shelf devoted to a variety of caffeine products! I always have a tin of Foosh in either my backpack, locker, or pocket!

      I'm afraid about the only way to separate me from my caffeine would be a crowbar or a rehab clinic.

      For the record, I'm well aware that it's a drug, and, like all drugs, can be helpful in carefully metered doses, but possibly harmful over time or if too large a dose is taken. Shakes and nervousness are indicators, of course, that you've had too much caffeine. I fastidiously avoid this problem.

    35. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by microTodd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes its labeled "Non-Aspirin Pain Reliever"

      http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10324473

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    36. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by AmaDaden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a nit to pick. I keep seeing the word addiction thrown around. Articles like the one that the parent is talking about show that most people effected by caffeine withdrawal are suffering from dependence and NOT addiction. Dependence is needing something not because you desire it but because you desire it's effects. Addiction is when you desire something just because you want it.

      Personally In college I realized that soda and energy drinks were causing my massive headaches. I switched my default soda choice to sprite and only had energy drinks when I needed to stay up. A few minor changes and awareness made me feel far better on a daily basis. Ever since I have been trying to explain to people that having a morning coffee every single day is a bad idea.

    37. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      I've got a gallon pur water filter at my home desk that I go through at least once a day.

      I used to spend over $50/week on soda, but since I got this thing I've spent less than $50 in 6 months.

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    38. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but nobody sucks dick for Jolt Cola.

      Define:Heroine - a woman possessing heroic qualities or a woman who has performed heroic deeds

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    39. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Meh. You're doing it wrong.

      Drink your coffee until two or three in the afternoon, and start drinking liquor around 4pm. Then on to beer through the evening. You'll not get those coffee hangovers, and falling asleep at night is easier!

      Kidding aside, I really don't think I experience the withdrawal like most people do. A pot and a half of strong coffee every day (call it around 34oz) is the norm, but there are days when I don't have any coffee (out, forgot to go to the store, etc.) and I don't get the cravings/headaches.

      Though, I do miss the taste of the coffee/caffeine - I'm not denying that. But, for me (as with cigarettes and alcohol) I really don't get the "I'm going to rip your head off if I don't get some" even though they're all a regular part of my daily schedule.

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    40. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by tuzo · · Score: 1

      I don't usually buy 'Advil' or 'Bayer'. I buy 'ibuprofen' or 'aspirin'. I have little need for a brand name attachment to the drug I'm after.

      Where I live, Aspirin is a brand name trademarked by Bayer. "Today, Aspirin is a registered trademark of Bayer AG in Germany and more than 80 other countries." See http://www.aspirin.com/faq_en.html for more info (if you are really bored).

    41. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 1

      I shall now reflect on the possibility of a caffeine intake that is arbitrarily close to zero

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    42. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > At what point in your life did you think it was a good idea to drink that fourth cup of coffee in the same day, much less four more?

      A Venti coffee from Starbucks is 2.5 cups (20 oz.) One in the morning and one in the afternoon is 5 cups. Toss in a third in the evening and you are pretty close to 8.

    43. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by stinerman · · Score: 1

      It was a new year's resolution for me. Cold turkey. I slept it off for a day and had a headache for 3.

      I've had a caffeinated beverage here and there. I can't stand it. I get nervous and shaky. Even if I wanted to go back, I couldn't. I get too "drugged up" to function.

    44. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Random+Destruction · · Score: 1

      Quitting cold turkey is the equivalent of going from 100 miles an hour to 0 in a microsecond

      Sounds deadly.

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    45. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I think this is known as: epic lack of sense of sarcasm

    46. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ADMIRE YOU FOR QU QUITTING COLD TURKEY! I di di di did it all... the the gu GUM, the pa pa PATCH, the the fuh FAKE MUG... Just couldn't ki KICK the habit!

    47. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFA's suggestion of cutting back gradually is insane. I went cold-turkey a few years back, a week of aspirin for the headaches and it was over. When there's no boost and you're permanently pushing back the crashes, it's time to quit and reset your tolerance.

      It's not heroin!

    48. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by compro01 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Acetaminophen seems to be a North America thing (it's the United States Adopted Name and is also used in Canada and probably Mexico). It's otherwise known as Paracetamol (the International Nonproprietary Name) in most of the rest of the world.

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    49. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by gadget+junkie · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you've got even an ounce of willpower, you can quit too.

      I was once addicted to willpower. Then I went cold turkey and caved in to every craving, and now I feel much better.

      Lucky you. I was addicted to cold turkey, and since my loved one has started roasting it for dinner my life took a turn for the worse.

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    50. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by treeves · · Score: 1

      True enough, and I've purchased paracetamol when I've been overseas, but I assumed that acetaminophen is the name the GP would have been looking for else he would have said "I've never seen a bottle labeled 'paracetamol'" and he wouldn't have said that he used Tylenol which is a US brand name. To be perfectly country-independent he could have said "I've never seen a bottle labeled "N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)acetamide". I haven't either.

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    51. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 0

      Ah, well, you just need to get more of it, shoot it intravenously, and mix it with cocaine.

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    52. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by severoon · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's generally not great to get too much water. Your body can't use large quantities of water by itself, it has to be balanced with electrolytes and other stuff to be of any use. Drink too much water, and you start diluting down the electrolytes that keep your muscles working. You're prone to muscle cramps and other annoying things from overhydration.

      Because of bottled water going big corporate in the 90s, in the US at least, many people got brainwashed by Coke, Pepsi, and other water distributors that humans need a ridiculous amount of water everyday...pair that up with the way our govt works vis-a-vis lobby groups, and you had the govt endorsing this nonsense. Drink 8 12oz glasses of water everyday! they said. Hook a garden hose supplied with Dasani up to your mouth and don't turn it off until it starts coming out the other end! Yeeeeaaa.

      But if you've ever had a bout of continuous vomiting or diarrhea and tried to stay hydrated with just water, you have firsthand experience that that approach only works for a short while. Many people smart enough to try to stay hydrated after getting food poisoning or some other condition with these symptoms show up in ERs saying, But I don't understand—I was drinking tons of water to stay hydrated!, after they're diagnosed with dehydration. And what is the remedy? An IV of saline, not water. What would have kept them out of the ER? Pedialyte or some other oral rehydration solution...even flat 7-Up is better than water.

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    53. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once I realized the migraines were from withdrawal I purchased a keg of pharmaceutical grade quick dissolve caffeine tablets. I spend more money on caffeine than most people spend on tobacco. The best caffeine is from pure Guarana Nut extract (probably because it contains a few analogs as well). We won't even discuss my Yerba Mate or Betel Nut consumption.

    54. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I found that absolutely NO OTC medication would relieve my "migraine-like" withdrawal headaches, not Tylenol or Ibuprofen (unless they cheated and included caffeine, like Excedrin, but that was just feeding the addiction). the best result I had was with aspirin, but that only dulled the pain. My head kept pounding until I slept-off the pain, night-after-night.

      For those of you who claim I should have weaned myself off the stuff - if you suddenly understood why you were in pain for all those years, would you take your time, or just drop it right then and there? The pain wasn't a problem - I knew I could take it, because I already had for years.

      The problem with caffeine is that it's in everything you love growing up, and you don't notice the effects until you're all grown-up and start to question your world. It was a real eye-opener reading about the withdrawal effects of caffeine, and a light bulb going-off like that. I decided I had had enough.

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    55. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of water really does seem to be the main key to combating caffiene withdrawal other than falling back into taking up more caffiene. The drawback is that the quantity needed to limit headaches will also make it necessary to be near a bathroom for all the pissing involved. You really have to flush yourself out for it to be effective.

      Usually it's just easier to ease down on caffiene through the day than to go off cold turkey with the water method.

    56. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Wow, how much soda were you drinking/where were you buying it? (All at $.50/can from a vending machine?)

      I bring in soda since it's cheaper than vending machines (or at fast food places)... ends up around $.25/can or nearly equivalent per oz. when I get 2 liter bottles instead. Even when I drink 6/day (usually the equivalent of 2 or 4 at work, then a big glass/2 at home... mostly caffeine free nowadays), that's nowhere near $50/week.

    57. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      I was addicted to both caffeine and nicotine. My two flatmates who also smoked and me got together and decided to all quit smoking together at the same time. We went on some drug to help with the smoking (something along the lines of you could smoke, but you were not getting the "hit" from it and then you weened yourself off em) but I found that while I felt totally shit from the lack of smoking I also wasn't getting a good buzz from the coffee either - so I decided to cut it out at the same time. After two weeks of pretty much going through hell, I was starting not to overly crave a smoke all the waking hours while at the same time I got over the physical withdrawls of coffee. That's not to say that I didn't wake up in the morning wanting to have a coffee and a smoke, that was there for about a half year, but I didn't have the physical NEED to do it. It was the same after I opened my shop, my regular routine of open up, ensure everything was ready then have a smoke/break out the front for a moment was a hard want to break. I didn't need it, it just felt right to do at that time of my day. Anyhow, that's about four years ago now, I enjoy a few cups of black tea in the morning and early afternoon, but that's about it.

      Oh, yeah, I feel a LOAD better than I did back then too.

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    58. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by hugorxufl · · Score: 1

      Just look for the cartons to either side of the Tylenol. They may be labeled "Pain Relief" or somesuch. There should be some small print that says "acetaminophen" and "compare to the ingredients in Tylenol."

    59. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's about what I'd expect from a website owned by Bayer. They lost the trademark in countries that matter.

    60. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Niobe · · Score: 1

      Naturally - caffeine and chocolate are related chemicals, you are trying to reproduce your easter bunny high!

    61. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      Your body can't use large quantities of water by itself, it has to be balanced with electrolytes

      That's why I only ever drink Brawndo.

    62. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by x2A · · Score: 1

      Usually when I hear people say they get through loads of water, it turns out that they're living a vew low salt intake diet. You need salt to be able to absorb water, without it, it mostly flushes straight through ya. If you feel like you're drinking loads of water, and are going the toilet loads, and are easily feeling dehydrated even though you're not sweating loads, then look into your salt intake and make sure you're getting enough.

      Also, if your water has floride in it, if you can afford to, switch to a source that doesn't have floride. The kind of levels you can get in 4l of water are on a par with prescription level doses of the stuff (when it was thought to be safe enough to prescribe people) used to treat hyperthyroidism. If, like me, you struggle to keep weight on, then this may be considered a good thing (unless you're feeling lethargic all the time, in which case, cut out the floride). If you struggle to keep weight off, have an underactive thyroid, then floride is your worst enemy. Water filters don't work.

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    63. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      That's nothing; I must go through at least a gallon of water at work every day... I keep a quart-size insulated travel mug at my desk, and fill it up at least 4-5 times/day.

      Four litres per work day isn't too bad, but if you drink more than that you might think about having your blood sugar tested. If water is the most amazingly wonderful tasting stuff - /and/ you find you're losing weight rather quickly, you might be doing the ol' insulin burn. Get it checked before your feet fall off. (type 2D here).

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    64. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Ironically, most big jars are just flasks, so you weren't actually putting your "aspirin" in a jar.

    65. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      It took me six hamburgers and scotch all night | nicotine for breakfast just to set me right

      'Cause if you wanna run cool....you have to run on heavy heavy fuel...

      (Thanks Mark)

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    66. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by anacrolix · · Score: 1

      I had this, I passed out and went to hospital... I think it was stress or maybe some upset caused by having so much caffeine, starting a new job, and not eating that day.

    67. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'll have to look at the salt. I thought I ate enough, but actually thinking about it, I don't think anything I've eaten lately has a significant amount of salt in it. Hmm, maybe for lunch I'll have that ramen I keep stashed away in the desk in case I forget my regular lunch...

      Most of the water I drink at work comes from the big Culligan cooler bottles, because (a) it's cold, (b) it's free, and (c) the tap water in our building comes out a little brown. The pipes are ancient and I think they leech iron into the water, making it taste funny.

      I certainly don't have trouble keeping weight on, though. Started losing a little recently, but I'm attributing it to the exercise program I started about the same time.

      I think one of the reasons I drink the water is that it's a mindless activity my hands and mouth do in reaction to stress... some people mindlessly eat stuff like chips or candy if it's there; I keep water around to do that instead. Plus, it's something I picked up from doing all-nighters in school; drinking lots of caffeinated things like diet sodas made me feel sick, but drinking lots of water kept me awake if for no other reason than I had to get up and piss every thirty minutes.

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    68. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      That's about what I'd expect from a website owned by Bayer. They lost the trademark in countries that matter.

      Proves that most people are too dumb to memorize and/or pronounce acetylsalicylic acid correctly. If you ask for aspirin at a pharmacy, either you or your pharmacist is in that group, or you want the stuff made by Bayer in fizzy tablet form (which acts a lot faster than the simple generic tablets and is a true godsend if you want that headache to stop sooner rather than later. It's what I use against my caffeine withdrawal headaches.)

    69. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Merlinator · · Score: 1

      I agree... Water is poisonous: If you breath it, you die!

    70. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well, except for prostitutes, and perhaps, kept women/men.

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    71. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful of drinking too much green tea, especially if you eat a lot of greens. The excess Vitamin-K could make you prone to blood clots. Which imo is a lot worse than caffeine withdrawal.

    72. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by james.m.henderson · · Score: 1

      Haha..yes well the idea is that when you are down to a quarter cup a day or something you just quit...

    73. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Balance it with lots o' caffeine. That way your caffeine high will cover up sugar lows, and vice-versa. HTH

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    74. Re:I used to intake around 500 mg/day by Walter+Carver · · Score: 1

      I disagree. It's the easiest way, not the only way :)

  34. Am I the only one? by xaxa · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one here who doesn't take caffeine?

    I don't drink coffee (it gives me a headache)
    I don't drink tea (I don't like the smell. Don't tell the government, they'll probably revoke my British citizenship)
    I don't drink cola (I don't like the way my teeth feel afterwards)

    At work, I drink mostly water. Sometimes I drink a fruit cordial/squash.

    At home, again I mostly drink water, but quite often drink fruit juice.

    In a restaurant/pub/nightclub it's either cider (that should prove I'm English) or a spirit and a mixer (lemonade, juice).

    1. Re:Am I the only one? by TrevorB · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nope, you're not alone. There's many of us who've gone on the wagon to be free from the stuff.

    2. Re:Am I the only one? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The difference seems to be I've never drunk coffee. There seems to be one other post from someone who's never drunk it.

      (In truth, I managed a quarter of a cup before I decided I didn't like it, and even that gave me a massive headache and left me shaking and running to a toilet.)

    3. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never once had coffee. I hate the smell. I did use to drink lots of pop, but I stopped drinking anything with caffeine cold turkey. I used to drink tons of Mountain Dew, but since quitting I've tried just Coke a few times and that makes me jittery. I can even tell when the Sprite somebody gives me has caffeine in it. Yes, some Sprites will have caffeine.

      No more caffeinated drinks for me. (Though you'll have to pry chocolate from my cold dead hands.)

    4. Re:Am I the only one? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      You should at least give coffee a fair try.

      The bean, the roast and the manner in which it is prepared influence the character of the coffee.

      Office coffee that's been sitting in the pot of an automatic drip machine will tend to be as thick as tar, more acidic than battery acid and was probably made from grounds that are older than you are.

      Most home prepared coffee will generally only be slightly better. Unless there happens to be a good coffee mill and bag of freshly roasted beans in the premises. If you see the equipment for the more esoteric methods like Turkish coffee (at least it is very rare here in the midwest of the US) you're probably going to be able to get a good cup of coffee. If the host asks you what you like and doesn't push their favorite down your throat you're most likely in for a real treat.

      What'd I do is find a reputable coffee house and just tell them you're not a coffee drinker but you'd like to give it a try and then tell them what other beverages or flavors you like. They should be able to figure out what sort of coffee you'd like. Don't be ashamed to start with flavored drinks. Unfortunately, you may find that there are some types of coffee you do like, and that it agrees with you.

      Why would it be unfortunate? It probably won't be the discount folgers in a can. The upside is with good coffee, you really don't want to guzzle it, nor do you have to. A good cup is to be savored. So while you may be paying more for the good stuff by weight, by time it will probably work itself out to a decent price. Just don't buy more than you can go through before the beans lose their freshness.

      A good thermos like mug will help a lot too. Reheating coffee is basically recooking it so the longer you can keep it hot for sipping at the better.

    5. Re:Am I the only one? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      I would say he doesn't have caffeine because he's opposed to it, but because he doesn't like the forms it comes in. It's significantly different if you aren't abstaining because of an objection to the substance, but because you dislike it.

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    6. Re:Am I the only one? by D'Arque+Bishop · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one here who doesn't take caffeine?

      Nope. I quit cold turkey nearly a year ago.

      I used to drink Diet Coke (and later Coke Zero) like it was water, and a few years back started drinking coffee, and would have at least two cups a morning (that's in addition to the Diet Coke/Coke Zero). Then about a year ago, I had an incident where I was taken to the hospital, and in the followup doctor's visits I was advised to give up caffeine, as it was likely my caffeine intake that did it to me. I quit that day.

      I had to deal with headaches and lethargy for about a couple of weeks, but once I got over that I ended up feeling much better overall. I didn't feel anywhere near as jittery and it was easier for me to wake up in the morning.

      Nowadays if I drink soda, it's mostly on the weekend and it's either Caffeine Free Diet Coke or Sprite Zero. I drink a couple of cups of decaf coffee in the morning, and other than alcohol I stick to water for the rest of the day (and I drink that like a fish).

      All in all, though, I'm finding I don't miss it. I thought it would be harder to go without but since I got through the withdrawal I don't think about it much, other than the fact that I don't feel the after-effects of the caffeine use. I think it's safe to say that I've broken the addiction. :-)

    7. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not the only one. Apparently there are two of us.

    8. Re:Am I the only one? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You should at least give coffee a fair try.

      I tried to. The last coffee I had was at one of Google's offices, when the person interviewing me offered me a drink and showed off the fancy coffee machine. I sipped it, felt it smack me in the front of the head and left it on the desk for the interviews. At the end of the interviews I drank a bit more. Just as I was leaving I pretty much had to run to the toilet, I was shaking and sweating and I've never pissed for so long.

      I don't know why I had that reaction. I'd never had a "proper" coffee before (or since), and the previous coffee I'd tasted was an instant coffee made at home years before. On the BMI scale I'm borderline underweight. There's a family history of high blood pressure.

      I might try coffee again someday -- but that experience has done a lot to put me off, so I'm now as likely to try ecstasy or ketamine as coffee.

    9. Re:Am I the only one? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      If you do ever give it another chance the other thing to remember is that it is A-OK to water down your coffee to your liking.

      The "black coffee means burnt tar" crowd may sneer at you, but remember they are drinking their own punishment.

      To get a consistent cup you should keep the process consistent. After it's made then adjust it to your taste.

      The problem with the fancy machines is that you have to know how to use them properly. One could have the most expensive machine in the world but if you didn't know how changing the pressure or temperature would affect the brew that machine is as good as a Mr. Coffee espresso machine or possibly worse.

    10. Re:Am I the only one? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      'gone off the wagon'

      'to be free from the stuff'

      Its not crack or heroine. Caffeine withdrawal is a joke compared to what normal people think of as 'drug addiction'. I'd hate to see what would happen to you if you actually had an addiction to something with bad withdrawal symptoms. God society has become a bunch of whiny little pussies aches.

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    11. Re:Am I the only one? by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 1

      No I don't drink coffee either. However, I do drink tea and occasionally drink cola.

    12. Re:Am I the only one? by OrigamiMarie · · Score: 1

      I never bothered to try coffee. I figure it's just a bitter drink that's bad for you, and I want a fairly simple relationship with sleep. I have had a couple of occasions to be rather unhappy about drinking a caffeinated soda at the wrong time of day, and that's enough. Plus I have no sense of smell, so I don't actually know about the (allegedly) lovely smell. I am a coder. I have a BS in CS (I know lots of people use caffeine to get through school but I'm not one of them), and now have a coding-heavy SDET job (don't really want to sign up for a pager). We do exist. We are even plural :) . Oh and I will give my daylight saving time & coffee & mass societal sleep disorders rant at the drop of a hat.

  35. want to quit? Wait until you are sick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I used to drink 2 pots a day but quit cold turkey one week when I had a bad flu. I never noticed the withdrawal, thanks to the flu! Now I'm caffeine-free.

  36. Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I got so bad that I was having serious mood swings and other negative caffeine related issues - not withdrawal but issues when fully doped - so I gave it up. It was hard for a few days but doable. I feel a lot better now although I still don't sleep.

    The hardest part is finding a diet caffeine free soda at every fast food place.

    I think we shouldn't be feeding caffeine to children. It should be regulated similar to alcohol or tobacco.

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    1. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 2, Funny

      You stay away from the tub of happiness!

    2. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Caffeine should be regulated because your a weak willed moron? Piss off.

      I think we should ban soda too... because that's bad for you as well, and it would solve your delima. Actually, lets just ban fast food, because that's bad for you too.

      Grow up and take responsiblity for yourself, and don't tell others what they should be doing with their kids.

    3. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Drink enough of it and it doesn't make you happy anymore. You start to shake, hallucinate, lash out at people, etc. The kind of results that we associate with serious drugs.

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    4. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Yes, and let us put a pack of smokes in every kid's lunch box and a beer in every happy meal because you are addicted.

      Not as if I'm suggesting we rip the caffeine out of your clutching shaking fingers. I'm suggesting that it should not be pushed on minors and should not be treated as if it isn't a serious drug when it obviously is.

      I'm hardly trying to keep people from having caffeine as I feel illegal drugs should be legalized and regulated. I just don't think they should be force fed to children or mixed into foods without proper warning labels.

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    5. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

      By that logic, why do we have laws against cocaine and heroin? After all, only a weak-willed moron would become addicted to thse substances.

      And BTW, if you're giving coffee to children then child services shoulod be knocking on your door just as they would if you were giving cigarettes to your kids.

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    6. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years ago I was diagnosed with cyclothymia (mild form of bipolar disorder). Eventually I realised that caffeine made me worse. The last few years I've been caffeine-free and my mood has been far more stable. But even a cup of tea can make me very excitable.

      I'm not claiming caffeine caused my problem, but it didn't help. Do I support regulation? No - because most people enjoy it and I believe in the responsibilities of individuals. But I'd like to see more research on anxiety/mood disorders and caffeine.

    7. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Does diet pop taste so good that you absolutely must not drink water? Most places have it next to the lemonade...

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    8. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Drink enough of it and it doesn't make you happy anymore. You start to shake, hallucinate, lash out at people, etc. The kind of results that we associate with serious drugs.

      True enough. A caffeine high is not nice. Nicotine is a depressant, Caffeine is a stimulant. I tried giving up cigarettes a few years ago, without modifying my caffeine intake. Not thinking that one drug being removed would increase the effects of the other opposite drug.

      Baaaad idea.

      Once the nicotine is out of your system, The caffeine comes on full strength. FAST!!! I was bouncing off the walls and everything was in fast forward. A very shaky and out of it fast forward where I had little or no control, couldn't concentrate, couldn't really think straight for a few hours. I do not recommend it.

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    9. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by blincoln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      By that logic, why do we have laws against cocaine and heroin?

      Good question.

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    10. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Have you tasted the water in most places? It tastes nasty. That is the only reason I get soda usually.

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    11. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and let us put a pack of smokes in every kid's lunch box and a beer in every happy meal because you are addicted.

      Moron. I really can't stand people like you. I'm advocating personal choice and responsibity, not FORCING anyone to take anything. And your notion that caffeine is anywhere near the levels of nicotine is completely wrong. I cut it out cold turkey, and since I wasn't taking nearly as much as many others here, I was able to do so without any ill effects.

      Not as if I'm suggesting we rip the caffeine out of your clutching shaking fingers. I'm suggesting that it should not be pushed on minors and should not be treated as if it isn't a serious drug when it obviously is.

      How about this: you stay the fuck out of it, and let parents decide what's best for their kids. And I really hate to break it to you, but its not a serious drug at all. Headache and irritability if you go without a few days? Please. That's NOTHING at all like real withdraw that "serious" drug use causes.

      I'm hardly trying to keep people from having caffeine as I feel illegal drugs should be legalized and regulated. I just don't think they should be force fed to children or mixed into foods without proper warning labels.

      WTF are you talking about? Caffeine is in soda and chocolate. And not much in the latter. For the most part, I don't see many kids drinking starbucks. Lots of crap food is aimed at kids, but to act as if caffeine is being "force fed to children" just makes you look retarded.

    12. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I don't think we should have laws against heroin or cocain. We shouldn't have a notion at all that it's ok for a third party to tell an individual what they may or may not put in their body.

      Your statement about kids and coffee is stupid. Usually kids don't even like coffee.

    13. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by hmar · · Score: 1

      I agree about the fast food issue. I have, lately, taken to cutting myself off from caffeine at noon, which is easy enough at home, but if I go out to eat, It can be very hard to find anything with no caffeine, and no sugar. I hate to have to pay to drink water.

    14. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by maxume · · Score: 1

      To me, diet pop isn't any better (but I might drink it over water if I want some caffeine).

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    15. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by cromar · · Score: 1

      Oh man you must be really sheltered :-( Giving coffee to a child is not child abuse. That's sad that you would think it was. It's part of a bigger problem of people in general wanting others to fix their own problems. Please reconsider your mentality.

    16. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hardest part is finding a diet caffeine free soda at every fast food place.

      Not hard at all. It's called "water."

    17. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Nicotine is a depressant, Caffeine is a stimulant.

      Actually, nicotine can do both. Generally, nicotine is a stimulant in larger doses and a depressant in smaller dosages.

      For example, lots of people like to smoke when they drink because cigarettes counter-act the depressive effects of alcohol. But "going out for a quick smoke" can calm you down.

    18. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Hey, when I call child services to tell them I'm giving kids coffee, should I give them your contact information so they can laugh at you, too?

    19. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Nicotine is an acetylholine receptor agonist, putting it in a class of its own. Though it is a mild psycho-edative at higher concentrations, but that isn't the same as a CNS depressant.

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    20. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up +1E14.
      Took the words out of my fingers.

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    21. Re:Caffeine is a drug that should be regulated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that logic, why do we have laws against cocaine and heroin?

      Good question.

      Oh libertarians... Let me take a stab at answering this question:

      Because guns and cocaine don't mix?

  37. Yay tea! by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
    I save coffee for when I need a serious pick me up - I think it's been three years now. I was up to two cups of tea a day for a while there, but our last kid has been sleeping through the night for many months and I'm back down to one cup in the morning. I'm still on black tea in the morning but soon I'll be switching to green tea. Even on those low doses, I notice headaches and such if I'm not gentle on my caffeine withdrawal.

    I never drank anything caffeinated at all until late in college. (Never liked soda or coffee, hadn't learned to like tea.) Then I woke up sick the day of a final exam. I got some triple-mocha-something-or-other, and felt fine all through the test. Then, on the bus ride home, I realized I wasn't turning my head to look at things, I was jerking my head around like a bird.

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  38. Caffeine causing ear aches by soleblaze · · Score: 1

    I moved to Colorado about 7 years ago. Since then I've had a lot of ear aches due to the altitude change. (I'm from Louisiana, pretty much sea level).. My ears would be ringing a little after the half hour drive to work... But about 8 months ago, I quit drinking caffeine for health reasons (cutting out all the caleries, the acids, etc in sodas). About a week after I stopped, my head stopped ringing when I drove..and now I can wear headphones for longer than 30 minutes without my ears feeling like they're going to start bleeding.. It's kinda weird what caffeine can do to you. I've probably drunk about 4 sodas since I quit (When I come into work exhausted and need the pick me up). If you have ear problems, you might want to try cutting back/quit drinking caffeine and see if it helps you.

  39. You can get do it by elecmahm · · Score: 1

    Caffeine works to keep us awake by competitively inhibiting the binding of Adenosine to sites in the brain. The body attempts to return to homeostasis by producing more Adenosine receptors (this is when your tolerance is built up) which means when you stop drinking caffeine, all the Adenosine in your synapses gets binded much faster. (leading to the withdrawl symptoms).

    Depending on how MUCH you drink, YMMV when giving it up, but most people can get over it in a week or two of total caffeine abstinence and a handful of aspirin / headache medications to help you bear through it. You CAN get over it though. Giving it up isn't NEARLY as challenging as quitting tobacco or other addictive substances.

    Best way to prevent getting hooked is to not make your caffeine intake routine; in other words, like all things, exercise moderation.

  40. Withdrawls? Just pop some tylenol for 2 days by Solr_Flare · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yes you can get a withdrawal headache and feel a little tired. But two days or so and you're golden. Never mind that all you need to do is pop a Tylenol or other headache reliever and you won't even notice that part of the withdrawal.

    Even trying to put "caffeine addiction" on the same level as Nicotine and other drug addictions is insulting to those trying to quit substances with serious drug addiction and withdrawal symptoms.

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  41. It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  42. Re:Try Tylenol (Paracetamol) for 3 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of a guy from the UK asking me to help him import some Tylenol. He'd been in the states with his wife and it was all he could find that would help her headaches.

    After much discussion, trying to figure out if she'd used something odd like a acetaminophen-codeine mix or something, it turned out that yes, he really just wanted a higher dosage of paracetamol than is commonly available where he lives (they'd been using Tylenol Extra Strength). Apparently taking more pills at once was all his wife needed to do.

  43. We need caffiene patches by kiick · · Score: 1

    They have nicotine patches, don't they? Why isn't there a caffeine patch, for those times when you can't drink it?

    I think I just gave away another million-dollar idea. oops.

    1. Re:We need caffiene patches by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      Caffeine pills.

      Already sold, for $10 for 10 grams.

    2. Re:We need caffiene patches by Seriousity · · Score: 1

      As someone who received a large amount of caffeine patches heavily subsidised by the govt (im in New Zealand) I can quite firmly tell you that the whole idea of quitting a substance via a constant intake of that substance is inherently retarded. Admittedly the government's whole "What's that, you're trying to overcome a nicotine addiction? Ok, here's a fsckload of nicotine!" premise increases the ridiculousness factor exponentially, but a caffeine patch is a real bad idea. Just stop drinking the stuff :)

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    3. Re:We need caffiene patches by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Fuck. You got ripped off.

      I pay 10$ for 113g (4 oz). pure powder. None of this pill shit.

      I can mix it with anything I have a knack for. I can make caf-soap, caf-beer, caf-water, caf-apple/orange juice, caf-soup, extracaf-coffee, you name it.

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    4. Re:We need caffiene patches by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      I prefer buying from places that undergo a lot of perfectly necessary regulation - increases the price but I know exactly what I'm buying, right down to the precise recipe.

      Though, I've been trying to find it in pure form, a task not so easy when most of it is sold through government-licensed outlets.

    5. Re:We need caffiene patches by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      I bought my supply from unitednuclear.com . It is ACS/reagent grade, the highest grade purity one can purchase.

      Considering the amounts I ingest, I have no issue in the quality. I did not have it tested though.

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    6. Re:We need caffiene patches by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      Yeah well I'm not in the US and the customs regulations probably have some very stern words about importing caffeine. (Namely, "don't".)

  44. Luckily most caffeine addicts by Solr_Flare · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luckily most serious caffeine addicts just sit in front of their computers 24/7 and have no muscle definition what-so-ever to worry about.

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  45. Dependency by mahlerfan999 · · Score: 1

    I drink about 40 ounces of coffee made at American strength (one tablespoon per 5 ounces water). I recently tried to quit by drinking 4 ounces less per day. Besides feeling nervous it actually went fine. That is until two days after my last cup, WHAM! I got a nasty headache. I had presumed that caffeine fading would result in not being dependent, and not having to face withdrawal at the end, and I was wrong. Actually the withdrawal doesn't really start until after you're done drinking coffee. Whether you go cold turkey or gradually cut back you still have to face the withdrawal. The only time I successfully quit coffee (albeit for only a month) was when I quit cold turkey just because the worst is over quicker. I have tried about every fading scheme you could come up with going from over in a week to over in a month, but no matter how slow you take it you can't get away from the withdrawal.

  46. Modafinil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And they were hyping a study about Modafinil being addictive because it affects dopamine receptors. I bet it would make an excellent OTC replacement for caffeine!

    BTW Advil knocks out withdrawals for me if I want to quit!

  47. I Just Quit Caffeine by CyberSlammer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was drinking 4 liters of diet soda a day and quit about a month ago..the first few days were a bitch, but taking Excedrin migraine and sleeping it off over a weekend helped...drink lots of water and Propel, you'll be fine...now I'm a lot more alert and awake than I was on the caffeine...I still have the occasional Starbuck's and cup of soda, but nothing like what I was doing before I quit.

    You'll be a lot better off and your body will appreciate it.

    1. Re:I Just Quit Caffeine by KiahZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't imagine why Excedrin helped:

      Excedrin is an over-the-counter headache pain reliever, typically in the form of tablets or caplets. It contains acetaminophen, acetylsalicylic acid (aspirin), and caffeine.

      Turns out that taking the drug you're jonesing for helps ease withdrawal symptoms.

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    2. Re:I Just Quit Caffeine by CyberSlammer · · Score: 1

      It did, it eased the symptoms and made it easier to quit than going through cold turkey hell.

    3. Re:I Just Quit Caffeine by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Don't take legal advice from Slashdot. That'd be dumb.

      Taking it would be okay. Asking for it would be the dumb part.

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    4. Re:I Just Quit Caffeine by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      Turns out that taking the drug you're jonesing for helps ease withdrawal symptoms.

      Good test for a placebo effect, though, seeing as the delivery medium is different.

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  48. No coffee for me by kimmp · · Score: 1

    I'm not a coffee person. I like my tea (I'm American) and when I need to get things done on little sleep (which is often, full-time job + full-time courseload + part-time work study + 3 year old mini-geek + side project = very little sleep) I tend to rely on Amp or at least a bit of Mountain Dew. Or I rely on various caffeinated Slurpees from the 7 Eleven that is two minutes from my apartment, which are my person favorite as a "starter" caffeine drink.

    1. Re:No coffee for me by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I like my tea (I'm American)

      Why exactly do you feel the need to point out you are American? So you can say you're an exception to the rule? Its certainly not because most Americans drink tea, is it a reference to the Boston tea party which was the start of when the country basically renounced tea and switched to coffee? Are you trying to say you want to be British, cause there are easier ways.

      Or are you saying that you like tea that isn't served properly as it is in America?

      I'm curious as to what you were trying to imply.

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    2. Re:No coffee for me by kimmp · · Score: 1

      It was only because we tend to be portrayed as fat pop-drinking slobs.

  49. Two Weeks by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    I don't drink caffeine due to a kidney disease I have. I watch my blood pressure so I don't drink any caffeine.

    Once you don't have caffeine for two weeks, your tolerance is basically zero. You can have a little bit of caffeine and it will have a large effect.

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    1. Re:Two Weeks by timothy · · Score: 1

      "Once you don't have caffeine for two weeks, your tolerance is basically zero. You can have a little bit of caffeine and it will have a large effect."

      Yep. I am neither a (regular, steady) coffee drinker, nor a complete abstainer -- I probably end up having something with caffeine oh, once a week or so. Some weeks more, but many weeks none. The downside to this is that I have no real tolerance for it, so a mug of tea (often with a refill of hot water on the same leaves or bag) or a cup of coffee keeps me up until the wee hours. (The upside, when this is is the desired effect, is exactly the same as the downside :))

      I think I probably had a higher tolerance for it during college, because I don't remember this sort of effect then!

      timothy

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  50. Took me 2 weeks by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    I inadvertently got off the stuff one day (super busy day), and decided to quit it cause I felt so lousy. I felt lousy for 2 weeks before my body stopped craving the stuff.

    Of course, I'm currently drinking my 3rd cup of coffee.

  51. By Far... by eggy78 · · Score: 2, Informative

    the most painful, grueling thing I've ever done, and from what I can tell, compared to other /. residents, I didn't even drink that much. It was basically a two-week debilitating, disorienting migraine followed by rapid weight-loss (although the weight-loss was a pretty welcome development, to be honest). The nausea and pain were so bad I didn't even realize I was losing weight, and all of my friends thought I was sick or dying because I looked so pale and couldn't function. Now I have a cup of tea once a week or so and can't really tell much of a difference between my performance while drinking caffeine and with no caffeine, once I got over the first few weeks.

    1. Re:By Far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man, that sounds pretty bad.
      I've gone through opiate withdrawals that weren't as harsh as that.

  52. Caffeine overindulgence. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    I didn't start drinking coffee until I was 26. Then, it was because I stopped drinking a liter or two of Mountain Dew every day. Well, soon I was up to two pots, about a half gallon or so, every day.

    Well, the anxiety attacks started kicking in pretty hard core, so I switched to decaf for about five years.

    When I went cold turkey last November, I had the worst case of passing out at my desk. Two, Three times a day. Decaffeinated coffee is anything but!

    But three weeks, and I kicked it. Now I have maybe one cup a week, if that.

    Still drinking Diet Coke - when I stop drinking that, I'll probably have another crash, but then it'll be all over.

    1. Re:Caffeine overindulgence. by maxume · · Score: 1

      The caffeine in a single can of diet coke is going to be similar to the amount of caffeine in an entire pot of decaf, probably more.

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    2. Re:Caffeine overindulgence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diet Coke has 47mg of caffeine per 12 oz Can, so it's roughly 1/4 to 1/2 as strong an equivalent sized cup of coffee. The only major sodas with more caffeine are Mt. Dew, and Pepsi Max. So you aren't out of the woods yet.

  53. and dialysis isn't so bad by catmistake · · Score: 1

    I drink around 7 or 8 cups of coffee a day, along with a soda or two...

    With researchers growing kidneys, and the diabetes cure pending in a few years, I guess you'll be fine now you've destroyed all the pertanant OEM equipment (inside you).

  54. Story requires off-domain scripting to read by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Be advised that you need to allow scripts from turner.com to run in order to RTFA. You don't need to enable dl-rms.com.

    I find that annoying.

    I also wish enabling scripting in Noscript only affected the one tab. If I enable something for one page that is also a site wanting to run scripts on other tabs, they all reload to let beacons run on all of them. If it just included a count of open tabs that reference the disabled domain I could make a more informed choice about which host to enable, though I'd prefer it just enable for the one tab and its descendants.

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  55. Stupid user... by aitikin · · Score: 1

    Killing accidently poorly moderated post. Meant to put insightful and hit redundant instead...

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  56. Re:Really? REALLY??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 useless anecdote

  57. Re:Withdrawls? Just pop some tylenol for 2 days by default+luser · · Score: 1

    Some people are lucky enough for regular pain relievers to work. I am not one of those people.

    I quit cold-turkey because I got migraine-like headaches every night, and NOTHING short of a night's rest would get rid of the pain. Tylenol and Ibuprofen did nothing, Aspirin dulled it but did not remove it.

    As you might have surmised from this thread, caffeine withdrawal effects vary from person-to-person. DO NOT assume that everyone can get a quick fix for their symptoms just because it works for you.

    That said, if Tylenol works for you, then consider yourself lucky, and enjoy your caffeine. I, in turn, am fortunate to find that I no-longer miss the caffination.

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  58. Addictive and of little medical use. Schedule III by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

    Caffeine should be listed as a controlled substance in the US of A under Schedule III. It might be prescribed, but other drugs are better at increasing wakefulness as opposed to being a simple stimulant with negative effects on short term memory and attention like caffeine. Therefore no accepted medical use.

    Potential for abuse is essentially a measure of the substance's addictiveness, but is not explicitly defined in law. Certainly it has less potential for abuse than Sch. II drugs, but it does lead to dependence.

    Anyone who says it should be available OTC without prescription is admitting there are flaws in the drug laws, which can be used to selectively enforce morality instead of providing for the safety of the citizenry.

    Schedule III :

    (A) The drug or other substance has a potential for abuse less than the drugs or other substances in schedules I and II.

    (B) The drug or other substance has a currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.

    (C) Abuse of the drug or other substance may lead to moderate or low physical dependence or high psychological dependence."

    These drugs are available only by prescription, though control of wholesale distribution is somewhat less stringent than Schedule II drugs. Prescriptions for Schedule III drugs may be refilled up to five times within a six month period"

  59. Cue the ATF in 3...2...1. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    I drink around eight cups of coffee a day, along with a soda or two, and I definitely suffer from nasty withdrawal symptoms without my fix.

    You, sir, are a member of the Caffeine Underacheivers Club of the World. Until you can regularly consume an average of three or four pots of coffee in day (30 to 40 cups) without experiencing caffeine intoxication, you have no idea what how "nasty" withdrawal can get. I'm at that point, I admit it. Withdrawal, for me, starts after about eight hours without caffeine. I get a serious headache, quickly followed by nausea and a general flu-like feeling. Left unattended, it's damn-near incapacitating. Fortunately, a single cup of coffee vanquishes all symptoms within 30 minutes. Anyway, is this caffeine withdrawal stuff really news to anyone? Anyone?

    Ah, apparently, the only person who will consider this news to is the leader of the ATF, whom after reading your post, will be summoning a task force for the War on Caffeine(TM). You've made it fairly obvious that we shouldn't be bothering with those pesky meth labs anymore...

  60. Not a coffee drinker but I quit cola by Control-Z · · Score: 1

    I used to drink a cola for lunch and one for dinner, occasionally more. I've been on just water for a month or so now, other than one with dinner one or two nights a week. I feel pretty good, no withdrawl. Not a huge difference but I know cutting out that sugar and caffeine is a good move.

  61. Caffeine vs Marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't it interesting caffeine is legal despite the fact it is more addictive and causes more health problems than marijuana. So then why is marijuana illegal yet caffeine is still legal? Gotta love the double standards.

    1. Re:Caffeine vs Marijuana by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      You can keep telling yourself that, but its pretty obviously false.

      [citation needed]

      It's pretty obvious to me that neither of them is very addictive, and I have evidence--they're pretty much even (and significantly lower than alcohol, the usual drug on the "legal" end of the double standard argument), but they have different characteristics. Health problems are arguable, but the only ones I am aware of are the ones caused by smoking, which is not the only way to ingest marijuana.

      Regardless, the double standard (assuming you are disagreeing with that as well as OP's sketchy facts) most definitely exists, and organizations such as LEAP show that it is not only marijuana users who see it.

    2. Re:Caffeine vs Marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How many people have you heard about using medical caffeine? How about using medical marijuana? There's nothing "obviously false" about the previous poster's statement.

  62. Try heroin withdrawal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caffeine withdrawal? Come on. Try being addicted to heroin, Xanax, or some other prescription medication or even nicotine and simply stopping cold turkey. I think my cold turkey withdrawal from caffeine was no where near the hell that I endured when I decided to "go straight."

  63. ad logicam by ahem · · Score: 1

    I was expecting your signature to be something funny about webcams from Logitech.

    I've set the over/under at 8 for how many times folks have responded to one of your posts with something semantically equivalent to my comment.

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  64. university by Coraon · · Score: 1

    I owe my university degree to caffeine, if it wasn't for Jolt cola (and its various delicious flavors), I couldn't have done 3 years of courses in 1 year. After that I was working for a company that had me doing 72 hours on, 12 hours off. After a few years of that I worked for a company that had me on the night shift for 6 months at a time. My friends used to say that If I stopped drinking Jolt they would have to close up the local plant. Two years ago I went to a regular day shift and haven't felt the 'need for legal speed' in a while. Drugs are good so long as you don't abuse them, I used it when I needed it. If you dont need it, dont do it.

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  65. Re:You're all weak by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

    I still feel tired after half a gram of caffeine.

    I'm so not quitting the only thing keeping me semiconscious.

  66. Anesthesiologist uses it IV by olddoc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am an anesthesiologist. I regularly see people who drink 6 cups a day and have to go without food or water before surgery.
    Intravenous caffeine is available as a drug and I will give it to patients in a dose of 250-500 mg. to prevent bad withdrawl headaches.
    If a heavy coffee drinker has his last coffee at 8pm and goes without until he wakes from surgery 18 hours later he will probably have a withdrawl headache.

    Interestingly, IV caffeine is also used to lower the seizure threshold in electroconvulsive therapy for depression. It promotes a longer seizure.

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    1. Re:Anesthesiologist uses it IV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Am I the only one here that wants to become this guys new best friend?

      Damn, if the thought of going IV in my caffeine intake is making my panties wet, I probably should think about quitting...

    2. Re:Anesthesiologist uses it IV by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      Lugging around an IV drip might make you look cool for about half a day, but really it is more trouble than it is worth.

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    3. Re:Anesthesiologist uses it IV by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      You'd need more than .25-.5g for me.

      I routinely take about 1-2g per day. I take it with water, in the terms of pure powder. It dissolves right in. And I like mine with a bit of fresh squeezed lemon juice, as it helps cut the bitter.

      I know you'll probably say that's a dangerous amount, but my tolerance and weight allow the much higher LD50. By LD50 alone (calculated as 192mg/kg), for my weight would be 26.1g. And I know what to expect.

      And as a last resort of ODing, I carry a few activated charcoal pills, provided you get them in time.

      **last time I was in surgery, I held the powder under my tongue till it dissolved in my mouth. no water needed.

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    4. Re:Anesthesiologist uses it IV by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      Intravenous caffeine is available as a drug and I will give it to patients in a dose of 250-500 mg.

      scrip please!

  67. Ibuprofen not Tylenol or acetaminophen by ryanchappell · · Score: 2, Informative

    Tylenol is rougher on the liver than Ibuprofen. This is important because of all the alcohol users here.

    1. Re:Ibuprofen not Tylenol or acetaminophen by maxume · · Score: 1

      Masochism is even safer (Oh, and hydrate; a glass of water before your stomach gets angry does wonders).

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  68. A different question by Endo13 · · Score: 1

    Caffeine has never had any obvious effects on me. In other words, I can consume as much as I want, and it doesn't keep me awake, doesn't give me an energy boost, etc. I can literally drink a few cups of espresso and hit the sack and fall asleep. (Assuming of course that the aftertaste doesn't keep me awake...) Can't tell any difference at all between regular and decaf. So my question is, is it possible for it to have some other bad effects for me, even if it doesn't *seem* to affect me at all?

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    1. Re:A different question by Dogun · · Score: 1

      If you're that tolerant (I am), you may or may not experience withdrawl symptoms. I believe I get a little irritated if I haven't had anything caffeinated for a day or two, but I no longer get withdrawl headaches. YMMV.

  69. I blame the "war on drugs" by darthwader · · Score: 1

    My first thought was "Well, duh! Of course it's going to hurt if you stop taking a stimulant your body is accustomed to." What kind of idiots don't know caffeine is an addictive drug?

    Then I realized most don't know it, and I blame the War On Drugs. It has led to oversimplified thoughts like "Cocaine, heroin, cannabis are drugs, and drugs are evil. Alcohol, caffeine and nicotine are not evil, so they must not be drugs."

    In fact, all drugs have some effects on mind and body. Depending on the quantity of the drug, the individual taking the drug, and the context of the usage, some of those effects are good, some are bad. Some drugs are illegal, because their bad effects generally outweigh the good, and some are legal because society has decided that the bad effects are generally not too bad. Some are restricted because they have good effects in only very specific contexts, and the potential for very bad effects in most other contexts.

    When can we get past the "all evil" propaganda and get to a more nuanced "be aware of the effect it will have, take appropriate precautions." mindset?

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  70. Do it gradually by js3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like everything else cut back slowly. Instead of 8 go 6 for a week, and then push lower and lower, eventually you'll be down to 1-2 cups and home free. I went from drinking all kinds of pop(coke,pepsi) by downgrading to mineral water (yes it sucks) and then abandoning that for actual water. glad I got of that stuff.

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    1. Re:Do it gradually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I discovered a trick for cutting back faster that could work for others here. I went from 3 pots per day directly to 3 to 4 cups /without withdrawl/ by doing without cream.

      Previously I suffered from massive withdrawl without my strong home-brew -- restaurant coffee would not suffice; couldn't wait to get home or at least hit a 'bucks to recharge and stop the headache. I'd been doing multiple pots for over a decade. A few months back I ran out of cream and was too busy so switched to black & noticed I was just sipping from the same cup for several hours and not feeling bad at all.

      Stuck with it and I've been fine. I miss my tasty coffee a bit, but there's been no suffering or performance hit. So if you do the sugar-cream thing and want to cut back, try black and maybe you'll get lucky like me. I don't even have to reach for coffee the moment I get up anymore. Just water and juice and then fix a coffee out of habit. It's been amazing.

  71. Re:Addictive and of little medical use. Schedule I by olddoc · · Score: 1

    No medical use would be schedule I
    Caffeine has medical uses: to stimulate respiratory drive in neonates and also to lower seizure threshold for
    electoconvulsive therapy.

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  72. Maintenance Dose by wsanders · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is the concept of "maintenance dose" in addiction. I find that just one soda, small cup of coffee / Nescafe, or one No-Doz are enough to forestall the headaches. One or two days of this "maintenence dose" and I can go cold turkey.

    Really, cut down on the sodas. The coffee is fine, but as soon as I started working at a place without free sodas, I lost ten pounds and my blood sugar went down 20 points.

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    1. Re:Maintenance Dose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. Going cold turkey is (relatively) a bad idea. Just cut back - it's much easier, has no side effects when done right, and is a lot more likely to be successful.

    2. Re:Maintenance Dose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One or two days of this "maintenence dose" and I can go cold turkey.

      I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.

    3. Re:Maintenance Dose by sjames · · Score: 1

      It might be worth switching to tea. Because of it's other components, it tends to level out the caffeine level with a slower rise to peak after consumption and a more gradual drop off. Just the thing for a maintenance strategy.

    4. Re:Maintenance Dose by nanospook · · Score: 1

      This happened to me too.. Drinking two sodas a day is almost equivilent to 100 carbs (sugar is a subset of carbs). That's instant sugar. If you are experiencing withdrawal symptoms, it probably the sugar and there's a likelyhood that its pre-diabetes (which seems to be affecting everyone lately).

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    5. Re:Maintenance Dose by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      This happened to me too.. Drinking two sodas a day is almost equivalent to 100 carbs (sugar is a subset of carbs).

      Is that true of diet sodas too? I switched to diet sodas exclusively a couple years ago... some advised me to switch to straight water, but I want some taste :) - and a dietitian told me diet sodas were OK (but I wouldn't mind some second opinions).

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  73. confessions of a former caffeine-holic by DeskLazer · · Score: 1

    as a college student, I ran on as little as 2-4 hours of sleep at night. I had taken a bunch of extra credits, had a 15 hour a week part time job, another 24 hour a week part time job, and was involved in a few campus organizations. sleep was a luxury. my day would involve several 44 oz cups of pepsi, at least one bottle of green tea, and occasionally a grande cup of coffee from the university starbucks.

    when I went home for christmas break, I was in such pain that I doubled over and laid on my side without having a reason why. as soon as I got myself a coke or pepsi, I was ok.

    after that, I went on a caffeine hiatus for about 2 1/2 years before even taking any caffeinated products again. I just didn't want to fall into that same trap. I'm glad that I was able to kick my habit, but the old adage rings true: moderation is the key.

    I still prefer drinking decaffeinated teas and such, and occasionally I get a headache from taking in too much caffeine if I have a strong cup of coffee or something, but it's nice every once in a while. just not every day.

  74. Re:Why would anyone quit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've taken a fair deal of drugs (though I usually prefer depressants), and I've only ever noticed Caffeine affecting me to a noticable degree when I took 500mg of the stuff.
    It wasn't very pleasant, the effects were notably a fast heart rate, jumpiness, and paranoia. Not really conductive to getting any work done, as my attention span was actually reduced.

    OT - "It's been 5 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment"... slow down? what is this, yahoo answers?

  75. Cold Cures Caffeine Cravings by Andy+Smith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to have a caffeine addiction from drinking lots of Coke for many years. I got over it by having a cold. For 3-4 days I couldn't stand the taste of Coke, so didn't drink any. And, already being ill, the withdrawal symptoms didn't bother me. By the time I got over the cold, I didn't need caffeine any more. Simples!

    1. Re:Cold Cures Caffeine Cravings by MTCicero · · Score: 1

      I used to drink 3-4 cans of coke a day while I was in high school. I always used to crash in the afternoon, usually with a slight headache. Taking a nap and having another coke used to pick me right up. After high school I joined the Marines and gave up soda cold turkey while in boot camp for 3 months. When I got back I cracked open an ice cold coke and couldn't finish it, it tasted god awful. Haven't touched the stuff since, and it's been nearly 10 years.

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    2. Re:Cold Cures Caffeine Cravings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got over caffiene the same way. I used to drink half a pot of coffe each morning and two 24oz colas each day. Someone told me that caffiene slows down your metabolism (not sure how true this is) and when I got sick and hadn't had any caffiene for a couple of days, I just stayed away from it. It seems much easier to wake up in the morning now, and easier to go to sleep at night. However, some of that may be due to being diagnosed with sleep apnea and now getting treatment(a machine). I wonder how sick I have to be to quit smoking? The common cold doesn't seem to be enough.

    3. Re:Cold Cures Caffeine Cravings by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I used to have a caffeine addiction from drinking lots of Coke for many years. I got over it by having a cold. For 3-4 days I couldn't stand the taste of Coke, so didn't drink any.

      Unfortunately, coffee actually makes me feel much better when I have a cold.

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    4. Re:Cold Cures Caffeine Cravings by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1

      Back when I was in the european equivalent of high school I used to drink lots of milk with cocoa. Then some day they switched to environment friendly glass packings and of course I was to lazy to clean them and turn them in again, so the empty glass bottles started getting sour in the back of my class. My classmates started to complain and so I switched to Coke. From then on I drank about 2-3 liters of Coke a day, later I substituted some of the coke for coffee and added some red bull.

      Then I got problems with my stomach. So I had to stop drinking coke and red bull and coffee and so I had to abandon it all. I just switched to black tea since then (earl grey, hot, of course) and I do not miss the coffee or the coke at all. But now I drink about 4 liters of early grey a day, each cup (1/4 liter) with two sugar cubes.

      I am quite confident that I am much more addicted to the constant supply of sugar than the caffein and actually worried about that one a bit.

      And don't try to recommend me sweeteners as if I only drink a bit of diet coke or anything other containing saccharine (and I swear I can tell in an instant although it has been scientifically proven that the sense of taste can not distinguish them), my body craves for sugar and I need to compensate it with dozens the time of sweetener.

  76. Addicted to code. by MikeFM · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Doesn't work. I'm addicted to code.

    What's worse is if I've been doing math. That gives me really horrible dreams of numbers trying to combine and interact in different ways. I always dream as if I can find some new better way they should work but of course I never can get a better result. Ick. At least with the code my brain actually can find better patterns while I sleep.

    What's weird is when you code without fully waking up. You can accomplish some amazing things but trying to understand the code you've written is all but impossible sometimes. When I was working more with AI I'd come up with some pretty good mental leaps and have no memory of having woke in the night much less having coded anything and trying to untangle the code to see how it worked was a total no-go because it just didn't seem like it should work at all.

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    1. Re:Addicted to code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Seek professional help. Seriously, you exemplify the O in OCD.

    2. Re:Addicted to code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be that you just have high blood pressure.

    3. Re:Addicted to code. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I used to have that problem. The real issue is that the part of your brain that's good at math isn't the part that dreams. In my case I could barely do math at all in my sleep, and when my sleep-self got frustrated and started concentrating BAM I was wide awake with the answer.

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    4. Re:Addicted to code. by El_Isma · · Score: 1

      When I was taking Linear Algebra I used to dream (more like nightmares, really) of linear systems. I don't remember the specifics, but it seemed like I spent hours trying to solve the system, multiplying and adding rows, over and over again.
      It didn't seem like a good night of sleep after those dreams.

      I guess Linear Algebra does that to my brain :S

    5. Re:Addicted to code. by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      If you are truly addicted to coding, to the point that it is detrimental to your health, then you need counseling.

      I would hazard a guess that you are not suffering from true addiction, but are making a conscious choice to continue thinking/dreaming about something that you really enjoy, without fully understanding the consequences. Well, without fully internalizing what those consequences mean.

      If you force yourself (and it will feel like force at first) to do something completely NOT code related for 45 minutes before bed in combination with diet, exercise and other things (if needed), your mind will learn to slow down and shift gears into sleep mode.

      You might consider trying something completely new, like Yoga. Something after work that is guided and meditative. Not to mention payed for:) If you pony up the dollars, you might have more motivation to go through with it.

    6. Re:Addicted to code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Pot.
      Stops dreams and puts the conscious self in charge of subconscious.
      Make sure your are sane though. Subconscious does a pretty good job if, like most people, you have no control over your thoughts. Meditation helps.

    7. Re:Addicted to code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa. I thought dream-coding was a personal aberration. I find it VERY irritating. Half a night of comatose frantic coding, diligently hitting Ctrl-X Ctrl-S, and I wake to find nothing but an empty buffer.

      For the record, that's with about 2-3 liters of tea a day.

    8. Re:Addicted to code. by hugorxufl · · Score: 1

      Hmm, this sounds more like how a novel writer or artist operates.... My career is nowhere near any type of coding, so I ask, do any programmers feel like they are creating some type of applied artwork?

    9. Re:Addicted to code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you force yourself (and it will feel like force at first) to do something completely NOT code related for 45 minutes before bed in combination with diet, exercise and other things (if needed), your mind will learn to slow down and shift gears into sleep mode.

      If he's anything like me, that's WAY easier said than done. It'll basically be impossible--he may physically remove himself from the code, but mentally, he'll still be there. Even if he puts in the effort to block his mind, once he drops his guard (which has to happen eventually; you can't fall asleep without doing it), the thoughts will return on their own.

      He'll basically have to wait for some day where he has a lull in his motivation to code to start getting into the habit of doing something else before bed. It will probably take several such occasions over months before he's able to start doing it at will.

    10. Re:Addicted to code. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      My career is nowhere near any type of coding, so I ask, do any programmers feel like they are creating some type of applied artwork?

      I'm pretty sure we all do.

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    11. Re:Addicted to code. by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Try playing 1/2h - 1h of some RPG or other before you go to sleep. It can be just as engaging and your dreams will be around fighting monsters, finding cool gear and going over a hill and finding a new land you never saw before. (beats logic/mathematical dreams any day)

    12. Re:Addicted to code. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I have to take both sides. To some extent it can be controlled by writing ideas down, thinking about other things, etc but often I have new ideas when sleeping or non code related things will pop up in dreams as code. Some people dream in English or pictures but I mostly dream in code or logic.

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    13. Re:Addicted to code. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I've been coding most of my life and have never been able to output code as fast as I get new ideas. To me, code is the ultimate artform because it can be anything. It can be as abstract as an algorithm or as concrete as a painting or sculpture. Coders can express themselves in time and space like other artists can only dream.

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    14. Re:Addicted to code. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Not really into games. Coding is way more fun. I do read a lot before bed - mostly scifi & fantasy - but that just gives me weird things to get tangled in my dream code.

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    15. Re:Addicted to code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you think you're awesome in your dreams, but it turns out, you were just DREAMING.

    16. Re:Addicted to code. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      The guy is a prodigy, and your saying he needs professional help?
      Granted, I've got ADHD, but I can do most physics problems without picking up a pen, due to the related to my condition very much superior associative memory (IOW, I have a superior pattern matching co-processor than most people). But any behavioral therapy results in me acting as though I'm in PMS, and greatly diminished mental efficiency.
      The only "professional help" that could possibly help either of us in our everyday lives can only come from a drug dealer, seen as everybody else is to much into "nanny state" shit, and you can not reasonably attain mind altering substances required for day to day functions.

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    17. Re:Addicted to code. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I'm in to the same sort of thing (OK, I'm too lazy to be so much in to code), and after reading these comments, am damn happy I barely remember my dreams.

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  77. Re:Addictive and of little medical use. Schedule I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is used in Excedrin.

  78. Stick it up your ass by lseltzer · · Score: 1

    Every year at Yom Kippur and Tisha B'Av, which are both 25 hour fasts, caffeine addicted jews get withdrawl headaches. A few years back they came up with a solution: caffeine suppositories. It seems eating is more than just putting something in your digestive system.

    1. Re:Stick it up your ass by maxume · · Score: 1

      I love it when rites and ceremonies devolve into slavish obedience to old rules.

      "This introspection is hard because of my habit, but I'd rather not think about the habit."

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  79. other symptoms by The+Electric+Snark · · Score: 2, Informative

    Headaches and flu-like symptoms are merely the more common and benign aspects of withdrawal. In some cases (speaking from personal experience here), withdrawal symptoms can include paresthesia, akin to Bell's palsy, and vastly lowered heart rate (on the order of 20 bpm). These symptoms can appear weeks after the initial curtailment of caffeine ingestion.

  80. I loled by default+luser · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Too bad I already posted in the thread, or you'd have my mod points too.

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  81. Worthless article by JustinHoMi · · Score: 1

    So the whole point of this article is to let me know that I will get a headache if I don't get my daily fix of caffeine? It doesn't take a genius to figure that out....

    Seriously... mods....

  82. Easier to quit meth than coffee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not proud to admit it but that has been my experience. Even when I was hooked on speed, I still needed my coffee every "day" or I would have withdrawal symptoms! Cigarettes were far easier to kick as well. The coffee monkey is viciously tenacious.

  83. Strange by Linktoreality · · Score: 1

    You know, a number of my friends suffer from caffeine addiction of different levels, yet I've never shown any signs of it despite consuming two or three times more than they do when we get together. In fact, we all consumed about the same amount until I got into college, and could no longer afford it, so I cut it down to a few times a week with no ill effects.

  84. Tax it Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm waiting for the Govt. to Tax my addiction away.

  85. I guess I'm lucky by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

    I go through periods where I'll be having 8-10 cups a day, every day, for months on end ; and then at the turn of a hat (say, going on holidays) can cut back to 0-2 a week with no noticeable withdrawal symptoms. I cant imagine how much it would suck to deal with withdrawal symptoms like those described, every time I changed my level of intake down like that; I'd probably give up caffeine all together

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    1. Re:I guess I'm lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar experience here.

      At work, 6-8 cups per day of pretty damn strong black coffee. I need a couple to get started - despite twenty years of working nine to five, I still can't get over the need to sleep between 02:00 and about 10:30. Coffee shortcuts that one. Weekends I may take a single cup, depending on whether I can be bothered. On holidays I can go a fortnight without touching caffeine at all - but then my sleep pattern falls back into what I consider the default - bed at two, up mid-morning.

      Caffeinated soft drinks I'll touch on occasion, but they're few and far between. It's the flavour of a decent coffee that works its magic on me, and coke doesn't come close. Never even tried Mountain Dew - should I turn in my card?

      I've never noticed any ill effects whatsoever when changing from coffee-burner to non-user, and certainly nothing like the crashing and burning that's been mentioned throughtout this discussion thread. Still, my sympathies go out to anyone that's experienced the type of withdrawals mentioned within the discussion.

  86. Be a part of the COFFEE Generation! by da_Den_man · · Score: 1

    "Be a Mover and a Shaker! Get More things Done! DRINK COFFEE! For everything that's Right in your life. The Coffee Generation." Moving and shaking ....yeah, I get that when I don't get coffee....

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  87. You know, it ain't hard to fight the withdrawls by DirkGently · · Score: 1

    How to drop from 8 cups a day to 1 (or none)? Excedrin.

    Excedrin, "the headache medicine", is a combination of aspirin, acetametaphin and caffiene. Among other things, caffiene is a vaso-diliator (which is why it's included in Excedrin in the first place). So when you stop taking it, the blood vessels in your head snap back like rubber bands and you end up writhing in agony.
    There's not /much/ caffiene in Excedrin, but there's enough to take the edge off the withdrawl symptoms and the aspirin/acetametaphin do the rest.

    IINAD, so use as directed.

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  88. Coffee and Sleep by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    Yes, I am a coffee fiend but not to an extreme amount. I have a question about coffee consumption.

    In the morning, I have a hard time functioning until I have had a cup of coffee. (I probably am not unusual in this respect.) After the first cup or two, I can consume coffee throughout the rest of the day without any effects. I can even have a cup of coffee right before going to sleep and can sleep normally. NOTE: I don't need coffee to sleep and I don't drink it before sleeping very often. It's just that I can just consume it in the evening without it keeping me awake. I had a roommate who, whenever he had coffee after 5:00 PM, would not be able to sleep that night. He was as much a coffee fiend as I am but could drink it only in the morning or afternoon. Needless to say, my coffee drinking habits drove him crazy.

    The question is... Coffee seems to have a different effect on me depending on the time of day. In the morning, it is a strong stimulant for me. In the evening, it doesn't have any effects. For people like my roommate, it is always a strong stimulant. Has anyone else noticed this? If you know the answer, what is it?

  89. Caffeine is a good headache cure... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    ... even if you're not addicted. It's thought to work by narrowing the blood vessels in your brain, which relieves pain by lowering the pressure the blood vessels exert on the brain tissue.

    There's a reason they put caffeine in Excedrin and similar drugs.

    1. Re:Caffeine is a good headache cure... by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      That works in the opposite direction too. Part of a physical dependency on caffeine is that without your regular fix your body won't constrict the blood vessels in your neck tight enough leading to an excess amount of blood in your head. This is the main cause of headache in caffeine withdrawal.

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  90. How timely by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    I've been feeling chronically worn out for a few months, and realized a little over a week ago that I was drinking a lot of pepsi, and not really benefitting from it, but just drinking it to avoid the withdrawl symptoms. I decided to quit, and it wasn't the first time I've done so, so I knew what to expect.

    Funny thing is, this time the withdrawal wasn't so bad as other times. I had a slight headache, not really bad, for about two days. I was very sleepy the first day, and went to bed right after work the first day, and slept a total of about 10 hours that night. But upon waking up, I felt very refreshed and well-rested, much better than I normally do after a typical night's sleep. I haven't had any cravings for it at all, either.

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  91. Re:Addictive and of little medical use. Schedule I by maxume · · Score: 1

    The problem with what you are saying is that huge swaths of people are perfectly happy with drug laws that are used to selectively enforce morality.

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  92. Someone had to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the Juice of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

    Wish I knew who first came up with that one.

  93. Withdrawal cure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have another cup of coffee. I find it interesting how many posts are related to how much coffee people should be drinking. I understand the article is related to caffeine withdrawal, but seriously, grow up. Drink gallons of it if you want or don't drink it at all or drink it in moderation. I'd finish it off by asking "who cares?" but apparently a lot more people than I'd like to admit do care, or at least they imply it by their recommendation. Busy-bodies, that's what they used to be called. Now they're called Sustainable Life Evangelists or something or other.

  94. Caffeine = drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caffeine lets me function normally (not in a just-wakes-me-up kind of way). Without it I can get pretty useless, although I can't take it all the time because the bad eventually outweighs the good. So I cycle between drinking coffee and tea a lot for about three weeks and then a month or two without it.

    Too bad it doesn't cure anxiety, or maybe I could call that psychiatrist and maybe get the proper meds (if I can afford them, of course).

  95. No withdrawal here by TBerben · · Score: 1

    I have weeks in which I drink ten cups of coffee per day and I have weeks in which I drink nothing but water. I've been drinking coffee since I was about seven or eight years old (not the ten cups a day of course) and I've never had any adverse effects from either the caffeine intake or not taking it at all. On the other hand: I've become immune to its stimulating effect as well.

  96. Diabetes by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

    Until you can regularly consume an average of three or four pots of coffee in day (30 to 40 cups) without experiencing caffeine intoxication, you have no idea what how "nasty" withdrawal can get.

    You, sir, should really visit an endocrinologist if you're drinking 30-40 cups of anything per day.

    Unless you're constantly sweating in high heat, and are losing liters of water per day, such high liquid consumption may be a sign that your body is trying to compensate for something.

    Most probable guess - diabetes.

  97. Shooting up... by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    I remember working on stressful coding job, where the stress and coffee flowed in unending streams. When I finally started taking stock of things, I was drinking about 8-10 cups of coffee a day, and by cups, I mean my mug which held about 2 cups. I spent an entire summer doing that. When I realized just how much caffeine and coffee I was consuming, I immediate cut down to no more than three cups a day. I now drink less than a cup a day on average, but I have never noticed any withdrawal effects other than a mild caffeine induced headache. The effects of drinking as much caffeine as I previously mentioned, were much more noticeable: lousy balance, occasional uncontrollable trembling, body aches, lousy immune system, dull throbbing sensation, racing heart, and a tendency to develop zits.

  98. It would be nice to give up by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    At my worst I was having around 8 cups of tea or coffee at work with the occasional Red Bull from the canteen, and 3 litres of Red Bull-like energy drinks in the evening.

    Doing that on a regular basis started making it so I felt almost high or drunk at some points in the day while consuming caffeine so I gave up all but about 1 cup of tea a day. My usage of energy drinks and coffee are climbing again but yeah the headaches are the worst bit more so because I hate taking pain killers.

    But I think I am going to have to give up cold turkey. I need a new group of friends that don't think caffeine is excellent!

  99. Two Geat Things by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    One great thing was a 16 year old Diana Lee Pepe. The other was a good cup of coffee. Living without one is as bad as living without the other.

  100. My experience quiting caffeine by archammer2 · · Score: 1

    Every year, my buddy and I give up caffeine for Lent. We're not that religious, but it's something "good for us". This year wasn't so bad. a little lethargy the first day and that was it. Then again, I usually stick to Pepsi/Coke.

    Last year, however, was the first year I tried giving up caffeine. I don't really remember that day. Oh, I remember that I traveled to work, "something" happened and I went home and slept, but... The details are incredibly fuzzy.

    All that said. ... I really miss Dr. Pepper. Why don't they make a caffeine-free Dr. Pepper? Why, God, WHY?!

    (Okay, so I'm a Dr. Pepper addict. Don't judge me!)

    1. Re:My experience quiting caffeine by mordred99 · · Score: 1

      They do make Caffeine free Dr. Pepper and Caffeine Free Diet Dr. Pepper. I am drinking one now from the MS campus.

  101. Ha, you think coding without coffee is bad... by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

    Writing code without coffee might suck, but try flying an airplane for 14 hours without caffiene... At least if you fall asleep at your computer, the worst that happens is you wake up with a strange imprint on your face!

    (Of course, the same thing might happen to pilots, it's just that the imprint comes from a mountain)

  102. Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Assuming people don't know what they're taking shows you as a noob. Yes, there are pain remedies out there other than aspirin (ASA for you non-US folks), and some of them like Excedrin contain caffeine. But many of us grew up with old-fashioned aspirin, and when we want it we buy bottles that say "Aspirin" on them; if we mean Acetaminophen we'd probably say Tylenol. It's particularly important to people who have high blood pressure because aspirin helps reduce risk of strokes and heart attacks (and low-dose aspirin is generally recommended for old people even if they don't have high blood pressure, so get off my lawn, punk!) On the other hand, hospitals primarily use acetaminophen (aka paracetamol) because many people have aspirin allergies or stomach irritations, so the risks of aspirin are usually higher than the risks of liver and kidney damage from acetaminophen.

    Aspirin developed by Bayer in Germany, and after the War To End All Wars, the US, France, Russia, and a few other countries ripped off their patents and trademarks as part of war reparations, so Aspirin and Heroin are not trademarks of Bayer in the US. Bayer's still the best-known brand here.

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    1. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by Chabo · · Score: 0, Redundant

      But many of us grew up with old-fashioned aspirin, and when we want it we buy bottles that say "Aspirin" on them; if we mean Acetaminophen we'd probably say Tylenol. It's particularly important to people who have high blood pressure because aspirin helps reduce risk of strokes and heart attacks (and low-dose aspirin is generally recommended for old people even if they don't have high blood pressure, so get off my lawn, punk!)

      Most of the time that I hear people refer to any pain-killer as "aspirin", it's precisely "old people" who grew up with old-fashioned aspirin. They have kids who they give generic acetaminophen for a fever, then they go to the doctor's office, and say "I gave her some aspirin."

      Maybe I went off the handle, but it is about as annoying to hear as the computer-related examples I gave.

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    2. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by Mozk · · Score: 1

      I think it's somewhat important to differentiate between brand names and their generic names. Unless you need the specific brands, you should not be asking for Tylenol when you just want acetaminophen/paracetamol, nor Advil/Nurofen when you just want ibuprofen. Active ingredients and doses differ between brands, so it's important to know what you're taking.

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    3. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      if we mean Acetaminophen we'd probably say Tylenol.

      Unless you were in Britain, where if you meant paracetamol, you'd probably say Tylenol. Hooray for worldwide branding.

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    4. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      if we mean Acetaminophen we'd probably say Tylenol.

      Unless you were in Britain, where if you meant paracetamol, you'd probably say Tylenol.

      Not really! The Tylenol brand isn't used or known here, and there aren't any other brands that are synonymous in that way. (*) If you meant paracetamol here, you'd probably just say... paracetamol. :-)

      (*) Matter of fact, I can't even think of any UK-marketed brand that refers specifically to paracetamol-based painkillers.

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    5. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I'm shocked. We'll have to get our lobbyists and diplomats working on our ability to advertise freely as soon as we can.

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    6. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Unless you need the specific brands, you should not be asking for Tylenol when you just want acetaminophen/paracetamol, nor Advil/Nurofen when you just want ibuprofen. Active ingredients and doses differ between brands, so it's important to know what you're taking.

      Not really. At least not in the U.S. For the basic items (i.e. Tylenol instead of Tylenol PM), the active ingredients and dosages are exactly the same amongst the name brands and all generics. The active ingredient is the singular pain killer (acetaminophen, ibuprofen), and the dosage is the maximum allowed without a prescription as defined by the FDA for the respective medication. The only difference between "Tylenol" and "HEB brand acetaminophen pain killer" is the formulas for the pills' filler. Which I understand does have some impact on the way in which the active ingredient is delivered, but really isn't anything I'm going to worry about. The important bit -- active ingredient and dose -- is precisely, 100% the same. Same with Advil vs Motrin vs ibuprofen generics. Same with Bayer vs asprin generics.

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    7. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1
      Speaking about drugs, I am about to travel to New York, so can anybody tell me what useful drugs I should stockpile while beeing there that I can't get here in Europe?

      Last time I was in the US I saw a tooth painkiller in a store (some *caine), bought it and when the time came that I had a toothache and later when my girlfriend got her braces it got us some serious pain reliev.

      This time I'd like to buy some melatonin. What else can you recommend?

    8. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Panadol. Common in the UK and Australia.

    9. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by Japie_H · · Score: 0

      As for as painkillers go when you need to take them for a longer amount of time you're better of taking paracetamol (Acetaminophen, in The Netherlands we call it paracetamol).

      Aspirin and all the *profen variants increase the risk of getting a stomach ulcer. So it is advisable to take stomach protection (something like omeprazole) if you need to take aspirin or *profen for a sustained period. Paracetamol doesn't really increase this risk. Furthermore you'll need to take very large amounts in order to get serious liver damage (about 6 grams, depending on body weigth etc.)

      Potency is more or less the same for most of the paracetamol and *profen variants.

    10. Re:Aspirin vs. Acetaminophen vs. Combo pills by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Panadol. Common in the UK and Australia.

      True, although even then I'd say that people would use it as the name of a brand of paracetamol rather than instead of the generic term.

      (And personally I didn't even know it was paracetamol-based, though I can't remember the last time I took a painkiller, let alone bought them).

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  103. A Not So Practical Joke.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    I got bored at work one day and brewed a pot of coffee with 3 times the amount of grounds we normally put in a pot. I have to admit watching my coworkers bounce off the walls for the next hour and half had me giggling for days. If I turned any of them into addicts though, I will have to work hard on feeling guilty. I can't decide if that would make the joke better or worse....

    1. Re:A Not So Practical Joke.... by nightranger · · Score: 0

      I like coffee in moderation, particularly the darker, stronger roasts. On honeymoon in the US in 1996, (California (Orange Cty) with my then wifes family) I was missing my daily strong tasting coffee. Having woken early one morning, I went down to the kitchen to make my own. I remember finding a tin labeled Folgers Crystals (or something similar) and looking at the instructions, I swear it read "2 tablespoons for 20 servings". I found the filter machine and ignoring the suggested amounts, filled the little paper filter to the brim. After about 5 minutes, I enjoyed a passable cup of coffee i could actually taste.
      My wife joined me, took a cup and commented that the coffee was actually good for a change.
      Then we were joined by the host, an M.D.
      He helped himself and had to spit the coffee out as being far too strong.

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    2. Re:A Not So Practical Joke.... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Having woken early one morning, I went down to the kitchen to make my own. I remember finding a tin labeled Folgers Crystals (or something similar) and looking at the instructions, I swear it read "2 tablespoons for 20 servings". I found the filter machine and ignoring the suggested amounts, filled the little paper filter to the brim.

      Wait ... are you really saying that you put instant coffee into a coffee maker?

  104. LAN parties by Ogive17 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Before my friends and I aged, with most getting married and having a kid or two by now, we use to LAN about once a month. At first we'd have a few cases of Mt. Dew in order to stay up all night... but I'd start getting headaches around 3 or 4am which I usually attributed to being tired.

    Then once I decided to just drink water all night. I was able to game til 7am and still feel pretty good. While I have no actual evidence, I think my headaches and drowsiness were caused more by becoming dehydrated than by being tired. What I learned that is I should go with water first if I'm feeling fatigued. I still enjoy a coke once or twice a week, along with a couple cups a tea once or twice a week.. but drinking 80-100oz of water a day normally keeps me feeling good and alert.

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    1. Re:LAN parties by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      I'd offer that the insane amount of sugar you were consuming probably did all sorts of screwy things with your blood sugar which could lead to those symptoms too.

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  105. There is a light at the end of the tunnel by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had to give up caffeine. Long story short, I fell while working on a roof and hit my chest hard on a pile of bricks. Most likely damaged my pericardium.

    While it healed up, anything that made my heart beat harder made the pain worse. So that meant caffeine - all of it - had to go.

    Week long headache. A whopper too, right in the temples. Miserable. But once it's gone, it's gone for good. You can beat it if you have to.

    Some advice if you're willing to try. Avoid Excederin. It's a caffeine pill mostly - that's why it cures headaches. It gives you another fix and postpones the withdraw another 8-12 hours. Then you need another one. Avoid chocolate. Read labels. And avoid yerba mate - it has caffeine. If you're going to do it, the only way to do it is cold turkey, 100%. Even the slightest sprinkle of caffeine will halt ALL your progress and you'll have to start from scratch again. And that means another week's worth of headaches.

    Anyways, after I healed up I never went back. I am a decaffeinated programmer. Rarest of the rare. It feels great, too. No nervousness, no sweats, my nails look great. And I sleep better than I ever have. That's one of the reasons computer types stay up late - they have to come down off the caffeine before they can sleep.

    Once it's out of your life and you have that reference to make a comparison from, you realize just how big of a drug caffeine actually is. It's messing with you more than you probably think it is.

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    1. Re:There is a light at the end of the tunnel by piojo · · Score: 1

      If you're going to do it, the only way to do it is cold turkey, 100%.

      Umm... this may be true when one has a medical condition like the one you mentioned, but to say that in the general case is needlessly "macho" and just wrong. It's generally a bad idea to do things that put your body through a lot of stress, and when pain happens, it's a sign that you're doing it too fast or wrong. As others have mentioned, it is easy enough to cut back slowly, and one can avoid withdrawal.

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    2. Re:There is a light at the end of the tunnel by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      As others have mentioned, it is easy enough to cut back slowly, and one can avoid withdrawal.

      If that works, then yeah - I'd say go for it. My experience was different but if you can skip the week long hangover headache it would definitely be worth a try.

      For me though, as soon as I'd have any caffeine at all the headache would stop within fifteen minutes. Like a switch being turned off. Very sudden, almost startling. Then it'd come back full-force with a vengeance. I had to go cold turkey. Nothing else was working.

      But as with all things, YMMV. If you can do it slowly then it's certainly worth trying.

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    3. Re:There is a light at the end of the tunnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I go through 2 days of "cold turkey" a week (maintenance days), and don't consider it macho or anything like that. It's a great way to keep yourself from having to up your dose until you're peeing coffee, since having your friday's dose on a monday will turn you into Nervey McGee. It's only unworkable if you simply can't afford 2 days of feeling like you've been hit by a truck.

    4. Re:There is a light at the end of the tunnel by piojo · · Score: 1

      Actually, I go through 2 days of "cold turkey" a week (maintenance days), and don't consider it macho or anything like that.

      I agree--that's quite reasonable. But if you drink every day for a few months, then decide to go cold turkey, you're going through more pain than you need to.

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  106. Switching to half-decaf by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative

    Decaffeinated coffees have finally gotten to taste pretty good over the last couple of decades; it's much better than the evil days of powdered Sanka. Rather than cutting off cold-turkey, you can start brewing your coffee with half decaf, and gradually decreasing the amount of real stuff.

    I've done cold turkey on occasion - I'd been working on a death-march programming project, and by a couple of days before we had to ship our demo, I'd reached the point that coffee wasn't making me more awake, it was just making me more jittery, so I quit. Bad headaches for two weeks - it was a couple of years before I started caffeine again. Normally if I'm doing too much caffeine I'll cut back gradually.

    Unfortunately, I picked up a tea habit a couple of years ago, and decaffeinating tea takes out most of the tea flavor. Herbal teas are fine some of the time, but black tea tastes good and gives me a nicer buzz than coffee because it's a somewhat different mix of alkaloids.

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  107. Don't really seem to have withdrawl by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

    I generally drink 2L of diet cola per day.

    That's around 200mg/day. I generally don't drink on weekends and I've not really noticed withdrawal symptoms.

    Mind you it could be masked by my sleeping more on weekends.

  108. Smoking Caffeine - Not Recommended :-) by billstewart · · Score: 1

    A couple of decades ago, an acquaintance of mine and his druggie friends decided to try smoking caffeine. After all, cocaine and opiates and THC all have some what different effects if you're smoking it as opposed to eating purified powder or eating the raw plant form (typically higher impact for a shorter period of time, but it's often qualitatively different as well.) So they crunched up some caffeine pills and smoked them..

    You *really* do not want to do this! He said that all the nasty effects of caffeine happen all at once - the jitters, headaches, nausea - and it was Not Fun.

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  109. -confused- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess that's what the headaches were, then...

    I average maybe 1 soda a day, and maybe 2 coffees a week. Occasionally I'll go a day or two without any caffeine. Sometimes I get some headaches, but I'm never too bothered with them.

    I would be what they call an "outlier". I drank two hulking energy drinks yesterday, and I'm drinking a coca-cola right now. I experience neither burst of energy, nor enormous crash because of caffeine. I simply drink it because the flavor and fizz is good.

  110. Tried once and failed by slipangle · · Score: 1

    I quit caffeine once (due to the paranoia), but I got tired of all the noise my computer made when I rested my face in the keyboard.

  111. Cold turkey is overkill by 1,$d · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'm in the gene group that gets a headache when I go 24+ hours without caffeine.

    But I can painlessly quit whenever I feel like it. I use a modified binary exponential backoff algorithm. For example, if I'm drinking 1 cup a day:

    • Take it down to .75 dose: Drink less than a full cup for 1-2 days.
    • Then drink a half cup for 2-3 days.
    • Then drink half that, == a soda or half a tea for 2-3 days.
    • Then don't drink any.

    Backing the dosage off slowly completely avoids headaches. For me. YMMV, but give it a shot. If you usually drink more, you might want to take a few more days (2 days per binary step).

  112. Caffeine is a pretty easy addiction to break by Radtastic · · Score: 1

    Speaking from experience, weaning off caffeine (coffee) is a pretty straightforward process without experiencing any withdrawals.

    First, limit your total intake of coffee. If you're at 2, 4, 8 or 10 cups, it doesn't matter. Just limit yourself to that amount.

    Then, week by week, increase the amount of decaf in your brew. Start with 10% decaf with 90% regular, and over the next few weeks, move that mix the other direction.

    Within a few weeks you'll be at 100% decaf and can then work (if you still feel the need) to lower the amount of decaf you're drinking.

    You'll still get the psychological benefit / anchor of drinking that hot beverage too.

    I've done this multiple times when my wife and I went no caffeine for pregnancy reasons.

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  113. Beware the Perils of Caffeine Withdrawal by SharonMac · · Score: 1

    First beware the perils of caffeine, then the withdrawal won't seems as bad. There are a lot of health dangers and risks from caffeine. Coffee growers organizations are spending millions of dollars to convince consumers that coffee and caffeine is not dangerous. They pay university researchers to produce research and claim correlational studies provide evidence that caffeine will keep you from dying from a myriad of diseases. Researchers such as Dr. Peter Martin, director at Vanderbilt University's Institute for Coffee Studies unethically tell the public all is well, drink more caffeine -- without cautioning about the studies which have proven coffee's hazards to health. The institute receives millions in funding from the Assn of Coffee Producing Countries (Brazil and Columbia), a Coalition of Central American Coffee Producing Nations, the National Coffee Assn of USA and the All-Japan Coffee Assn. Ethic Soup blog has an excellent series of coffee and caffeine articles at: http://www.ethicsoup.com/caffeine-the-worlds-most-popular-drug.html Here is a brief listing of results from scientific studies that indicates the extent of caffeine perils: -- Caffeine in coffee has been linked to cancer of the liver, bladder, kidney and pancreas. -- Harvard School of Public Health showed that drinking two cups of coffee a day may double the risk of cancer of the pancreas. -- Coffee is a complex chemical compound. Researchers have identified more than 300 substances in coffee, of which caffeine is but one. Tar and other chemicals formed when coffee is roasted have caused bladder cancer. -- A recent study at John Hopkins Medical Institute found people who drank five or more cups of coffee a day had two to three times the risk of coronary heart disease. -- Osteoporosis: a study of over 80,000 patients showed a relationship between brittle bones and heavy coffee consumption. Caffeine is known to leach calcium from the bones. --Pregnancy: an increase of miscarriages, still births, breech births and low birth weight have been connected to coffee consumption. Most experts say coffee should be totally avoided during pregnancy. -- Infertility: coffee appears to slow down the mobility of sperm, plus increase the incidence of abnormal sperm. Research shows that women who drink more than just one cup of coffee a day reduce their fertility by as much as 50 percent. Check out Ethic Soup's article on how caffeine is in everything: http://www.ethicsoup.com/2009/02/caffeine-is-in-everything-how-much-is-in-you.html#more Even though withdrawal from caffeine can be HARD, just think of all the health problems you will no longer have to worry about! It's worth it.

  114. Cold turkey by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    Cold turkey is the only way to go. I quit caffine 5 years ago. I felt like crap for two weeks. Then it got better.

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  115. Just quit already by penginkun · · Score: 1

    "I drink around eight cups of coffee a day, along with a soda or two, and I definitely suffer from nasty withdrawal symptoms without my fix."

    Amateur. I used to drink 1.5 two liter bottles of Coke every damn day. Then in January I dropped that to two 12 ounce bottles a day. Then in February I dropped that to one 12 ounce bottle a day. And then last month I dropped it to one bottle a week.

    Headaches? Yep, got those. Know what I did about them? I took a couple advil and crawled into a dark hole. After a few days the headaches stopped and I was fine.

    I noticed a few things, too. One, I could eat spicy food again. It used to be I had to take an antacid if I was even going to LOOK at something spicy. Now? I eat what I want. I don't get crippling migraines anymore. I don't have those days where I feel like something died in my gut. I don't have "days" of any sort anymore - I have more energy, I can think more clearly and best of all I've got back all the money I used to spend on Coke. Plus since what I am drinking is made with sugar rather than HFCS I'm not bombarding my system with that crap any more.

    Yes, caffeine withdrawal is a bitch, but it's worth it. When you consume a drug it should be because you WANT to, not because you NEED to.

  116. How it works by thethibs · · Score: 1

    Millions of dollars have been spent on well-designed, well-controlled studies in attempts to find some harm that coffee does. They have all failed. Humans have been drinking so much coffee for so long that if it did any harm at all, the results would be obvious.

    One of the benefits of caffeine is that it interferes with insulin and its role in sweeping the glucose and fats out of your blood stream and hiving them off as triglycerides (we call this "you get fat"). If you suddenly stop caffeine intake, what you experience is a hypoglycemic crash when the backed-up oversupply of insulin cleans the sources of free energy out of your blood stream.

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    1. Re:How it works by NickHydroxide · · Score: 1

      Could you please provide a reference for this? I'm not challenging you, I'm a bit of a gym junkie and have read a great many articles on the role of insulin in protein synthesis and weight gain.

      I think I'd find this information very interesting.

    2. Re:How it works by thethibs · · Score: 1

      I don't think insulin has any role in protein synthesis, but it has a lot to do with weight gain, being that it drives fat storage.

      The sources are a constantly updating target, but you can find more than enough to read by googling "insulin caffeine adenosine triglyceride lipogenesis". Make sure you have a few hours and a pad for doodling. The horrors of hyperinsulinemia make Amityville look like a church social.

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    3. Re:How it works by NickHydroxide · · Score: 1

      Many things I have read so far point towards insulin having a marked effect on protein uptake post-exercise.

      e.g. http://www.jssm.org/vol3/n3/3/v3n3-3pdf.pdf

      "Insulin increases muscle amino acid uptake and protein synthesis and reduces protein degradation."

    4. Re:How it works by thethibs · · Score: 1

      Actually, it does make some sense as a side effect.

      You may get something useful out of this report: http://www.nutritionandmetabolism.com/content/1/1/2

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  117. coffee - green tea by elmartinos · · Score: 1

    Ive switched from coffee to green tea. It is a hell of a lot healthier. Just have a look at this study: for men, 12% lower risk of dying from any cause, 22% lower risk of dying from CVD, 42% lower risk of dying from stroke. Its even better for women.

    1. Re:coffee - green tea by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1

      12% lower risk of dying from any cause

      So, you say, 12% lower risk of dying at all? Since everybody dies from some cause, there really is no such thing as 'natural death' - this just means that the coroner was too lazy to ascertain the cause of death (like a stroke or a heart attack).

  118. How I decaffeinated -- twice by xertroyt · · Score: 1

    Hi. I'm John, and I'm a caffeine addict.

    But I have almost completely decaf'edm twice. Here's how I did it:

    1. You do it on a vacation of 1 to 2 weeks. Why? Because your habits are so uprooted that you are more amenable to big changes.

    2. During vacation, you go on caffeine maintenance -- one or two cokes, or whatever it is that is the lowest amount you can tolerate.

    3. At the end of vacation, you go cold turkey. This is the hardest part, but if you're lucky, your body will have adjusted for the big decrease in dosage.

    In the final phase, I was tired for 3 weeks.

    Now I feel great and unburdened.

    I stayed off for some three years, then relapsed.

    In Dec. 2008 I decaf'd again, with some slippage. I've had three or four cups of coffee since (along with the trace amount in decaf coffee).

  119. My experience by thecod · · Score: 1

    I also had a completely generic experience involving caffeine addiction that I would like to share on these here interwebs!

  120. OMGITHINKIDRINKTOOMUCHCAFFEINE!!!1! by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Caffeine is the only thing that enables my cardiovascular system to FUNCTION.

    Try 2 1L bottle of Diet Coke on the way to school, and then 3-4 cases after class and between the nest school day. By the time the weekend comes around, you pretty much crash and can sleep all weekend.....

    (thunk!) .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    1. Re:OMGITHINKIDRINKTOOMUCHCAFFEINE!!!1! by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 1

      You called?

  121. your brain is drugs by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    our brains are regulated by chemicals. Some people find their lives are easier by adjusting those chemicals with drugs.

    Drugs are not inherently bad when used wisely. No more so than food is.

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  122. Dyshidrosis Dermatitis by planckscale · · Score: 1

    After I eliminated caffeine from my diet, my Dyshidrosis Dermatitis is significantly more manageable and I have far fewer outbreaks. Now if I even drink one cup I notice my skin breaks out significantly. Alcohol has as similar effect but dries out my skin even further causing painful cracking.

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  123. Wait a minute, doing something in excess by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    can be bad for you?

    No shit?

    And this is supposed to be something new?

    Tea has been drank by most of the worlds population for 3200 hundred years and they are saying 'its affecting more and more people' ? The only thing drank more is water itself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea

    I really wish we'd stop with this bullshit 'more people now than ever!!!!!' Every year there will be more people doing it, the population of humans on the planet is increasing, doesn't change the ratios one bit. Ignorant reporters.

    Does someone actually pay these journalists to write these stories or does CNN just watch the blogs of teenagers now?

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  124. ADD and self-medicating with caffeine by macraig · · Score: 1

    If you have a bad enough case of ADD, I don't know that you could ever suck down too much caffeine. Your brain wouldn't be reacting to it like a stimulant, because the brain was starved of stimulation in the first place, which is what the caffeine (or Ritialin or ?) provides. That's not to say you can't still get addicted to it; after all, it's performing a useful neurochemical service for you that you'll dearly miss when it's gone. Still, I'd figure that people with "real" ADD traits in abundance probably wouldn suffer withdrawal symptoms as bad as would a neurotypical person.

  125. Actually - it is... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    And I have done it loads of times. Now I just take it as a stim when I actually need it - like before an exam or such.

    I used to drink 2-3 cups a day at work, as it was one of the ways to actually take a break from work.
    Being a non-smoker - if I took a break, I probably took coffee too.

    But, as I had no habit of drinking coffee at home I didn't notice I had any problems until summer vacation.
    As the withdrawal headaches kicked in I was like a zombie for 3 days.
    First I thought I was simply very tired - I did just wrap up a ton of work that (coincidence, coincidence...) popped up couple of days before my vacation.
    And then it hit me - I was no longer drinking coffee.

    After that I switched to tea. Lighter buzz but also lighter withdrawal symptoms.

    Now, when I DO need that extra non-sleep time or concentration I've noticed that it is best if I switch to coffee a day or two before the actual engagement.
    If I start drinking days ahead it has no positive effect. I just keep drinking not to start falling down as soon as caffeine saturation of my body falls bellow a certain level.
    After the job or the exam is over - I quit coffee and start having 2-3 cups of green tea per day. Kinda like switching from heroin to methadone.

    It helps to reduce the headaches somewhat and it keeps me out of the "zombie state" as it boost my metabolism.
    After a couple of days - I can quit tea as well. With almost no headaches or "metabolism lows".

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  126. Alan Perlis by LandruBek · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, I totally read the headline as "Beware the Perlis of Caffeine Withdrawal," and I thought of the famous quote,

    Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

    -- Alan J. Perlis

    Since then, people have discussed "syntactic salt," "saccharine," and "syrup." I thought someone had discovered syntactic caffeine.

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  127. Re:Why would anyone quit? by spokedoke · · Score: 1

    There's no benefit at all to caffeine addiction.

    I benefit from my caffeine addiction because I hate my job. Sure, I can put up with a lot if I going skiing at lunch, or ride singletrack to work, but in the shoulder seasons I have to do something.

    If I try to put up with work un-caffeinated I get these terrible headaches and I can't sleep at night.

  128. Caffeine perscription by dchaffey · · Score: 1

    The girlfriend has exceptionally low blood pressure, so low that she has trouble with anesthetic or even codeine knocking her into a faint.
    She has a prescription from her high school doctor for 3 cups of coffee a day to help her along.

    We framed it.

  129. Re: Hershey Squirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just don't take 2000 mg's of C at once, break it up into at least 2 doses of 1000mg's. If you don't, your body will quickly let you know it was to much.

  130. Come to the East End mate.... by fantomas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You want to come to the East End of London, me old china, and I'll show you tea that isn't weak! Proper builders brews.

    I'm telling you, you could stand a spoon in some of the brews you get down the proper caffs. Proper traditional places with a big tea pot always on the go, they pour you a couple of inches from that into a mug and then top up the other 2/3 of the mug with hot water. I swear the tea in those big tea pots is some sort of nuclear brew that's been stewing in there since the days the Cutty Sark used to sail up the Thames, they just top it up with a couple more spoonfuls of leaf tea every Christmas and it gets heavier and heavier and more and more evil.

    My first job was in a hospital with a couple of retired Navy guys, they'd been through the war, I was the youngest so I was "the boy" and any time we had a problem I was sent to make a pot of tea so we could stand there with our mugs and suck our teeth and sip our tea and work out how to get the box through the door or whatever. Taught me how to make proper strong brews those lads did.

    I think your green tea is the happy asian gentle stuff*, nothing wrong with it but not for yer average British builder, you know... you'd get laughed off a site if you tried bringing that along...

    cheers though! Nothing like a lovely cup of tea eh? (or 10 or so).

    *no disrespect to asian builders, I bet if you're on a building site in Singapore or Tokyo or wherever the lads there can probably brew green tea to some frightening level of intensity too...

    1. Re:Come to the East End mate.... by one_in_a_milli0n · · Score: 0

      You, sir, have a very flowery way of expression. Loved it!

  131. regulation is the start of most social ill by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    So because you have a problem you could not control on your own, you think the government should come in and save people.

    This happens all the time: people have a fear, problem, or gripe, always about something they can not control, so they ask the government to come in and fix it for them. This is cowardly.

    This is what you do: you take responsibility for your shortcomings, and you deal with them individually. If you see a problem in someone you care about, you talk to them about it. That is how social change is supposed to occur, not through the diktat of a gun.

    Do you feed caffeine to your kids? I don't. They also get very little sugar. But I drink at least a (small) pot of coffee every day. I don't want it to be regulated. If you regulate something, you set that something up to have a grey market. If you ban it, there will be a black market. It doesn't reduce it's consumption, it juts makes it more covert.

    The 'slippery slope' argument holds here. You don't like caffeine, so you say "regulate". Someone else doesn't like smoking, so they say "tax". Someone else doesn't like trans-fats, so they say "ban". Before you know it, we're living in the Orwellian "Demolition Man" world.

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    1. Re:regulation is the start of most social ill by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      In Germany, caffeine is already regulated: Cola/soda can't contain more of it than 2.5 grams per liter. Caffeinated beverages above a certain limit (1 gram per liter?) have to state how much caffeine they contain and all caffeinated beverages have to state that they're caffeinated. That's it. I can live with that. If I need more caffeine than a 2.5g/l energy drink can provide I go to the pharmacy and buy it in tablet form.

      Children don't get much caffeine (at least not before they can buy their own cola) not through government regulation but because parents are usually sensible enough to not supply them with a diet of cola and energy drinks.

      If one really wants to protect children from caffeine, have it mentioned in biology class (no scaremongering, just the facts) and make it easy for parents to be informed about what it does and doesn't do. Also, have caffeinated products labeled - which has the pleasant side effects of allowing you to select your beverage based on how much caffeine it contains.


      Regulation can mean "ban it and then ban it again", but it can also mean "make it easy for people to make informed decisions". The latter can already be enough and isn't much of a hassle to anyone.

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  132. Human percolator by Nerdposeur · · Score: 0

    Man, if you drink 30 or 40 cups of coffee a day, you are a coffee filter.

  133. After univeristy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After university I went through caffiene withdrawl. While in university I drank a lot of coffee. I had a 22 ounce cup. I would fill it and empty it 3 times (on average day) between morning and 2 in the afternoon (11 ounces on average per hour). After that, I would switch to coca cola (caffiene with carbonated water and sugar). I would stay on coke till about 9 pm. I could sleep about midnight (depending on papers/assignments/labs/lectures and basic read-it study). I did this for years (ok with university coop, 5 years). After convocation, I went down to about 1-2 normal cups per day. OUCH! Things were kinda tough for about 6 months. Its not a strong addiction, but you notice it when its gone.

  134. Don't go cold turkey by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Gradually reduce your intake and in a week you will be free of it, with no real side effects.

    Problem solved.

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  135. I've got a reduction story. by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

    This Lent (2009), I gave up Mountain Dew. I was drinking 40 FL oz. per day of the stuff, which totaled to almost 200 mg/day of caffeine. I always hated weekends, because I couldn't get enough caffeine/sugar during those two days between Friday and Monday. I decided to break out of this.

    I replaced my Mountain Dew consumption with bottled green tea. Felt great. Healthier drink in general, and less caffeine, and I felt great about it.

    I picked up a bottle of Mt. Dew and a bottle of green tea one day in the school cafeteria, and looked at the nutrition stuff on the labels. The Mt. Dew had literally three times the caffeine of the green tea! I was disgusted. I'm not drinking that much Mt. Dew that often ever again. That much caffeine is a luxury, to be enjoyed on occasion.

    Also, I have anxiety issues. This is also better for me in that respect.

    I feel a lot better about myself in general now. I highly advise reducing caffeine consumption to about 100 mg/day or less, like I have now. That's tolerable by the body if you go a few days without it.

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  136. Some people enjoy caffeine? Oh the humanity! by kaffekaine · · Score: 1

    I'd like to quit caffeine, but based on the comments here, quitting it apparently requires that your balls be removed.

  137. I'm an addict who lacks correlation ability by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    I'm an addict, quite well known among my friends for my grumpiness and mental slowness prior to my first cup of coffee. I drink at least 6 cups a day, closer to 12 most days.

    However I pretty much only drink coffee at work. On weekends I don't drink any, and when I go on vacation I generally don't drink any. That sometimes means that I'm going a week or more without coffee, clearly long enough to experience withdrawal symptoms.

    Oh and I certainly experience them. Hell, I probably experience them even after a day without. Headaches, sluggishness, upset stomach, you name it. However, even as I'm experiencing these symptoms, it never really occurs to me to drink some coffee to make them go away. The urge to get "my fix" doesn't come over me, so if I've decided I'm not drinking coffee that day, I don't drink coffee and it takes basically zero will power for me to avoid it, even as I suffer from a nasty caffeine-withdrawal headache.

    It's kind of weird, really, how this obvious addiction affects me. It's like my brain/body lack the ability to correlate the caffeine with the high, and the lack of it with the low, and so I lack the compulsion to go after it unless I'm in the environment where I normally drink coffee. Is this an advantage? Maybe. It also happens with foods -- some foods give me indigestion, but damned if I can be bothered to remember which and stop eating them.

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  138. Been clean 2.5 weeks after quitting the Nth time by darpo · · Score: 1

    I weaned myself 4 cans of soda per day. I seem to try to quit about once a year. I hope this time it sticks. I feel so much better right now. My energy levels are nice and even. No more morning grogginess, beyond the usual amount from being a night person.

    I actually kept a .txt file log of Pro and Con symptoms of ingesting caffeine. The cons were outweighing the pros for me. They say people who are prone to anxiety and panic attacks shouldn't do caffeine, and I concur.

    Other cons included teeth grinding, impatience with people, quicker to anger, just generally being on edge.

    I think I am more sensitive to the stuff than most people, though. I was doing about 250mg of caffeine at my peak, mostly through Diet Coke.

  139. Re:Try Tylenol (Paracetamol) for 3 days by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1

    Why, thank you. I almost had to look up that Excedrin on wikipedia. :-)

  140. Is there a patch out for this yet? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    And please don't make it look like one of those 'pods' that you can put in a coffeemaker at a Days Inn or La Quinta.

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    WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
  141. American Soup by Guppy · · Score: 1

    In most of continental Europe, if you ask for a cup of coffee you get a watered down expresso

    I've heard them refer to this style of coffee it as "American Soup". Curiously, I know a European resident who enjoys ordering her coffee our way sometimes.

  142. sugar withdrawl gives me headaches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've dabbled in coffee withdrawal a few times and I personally find that the sugar withdrawal causes more issue then the caffeine.

    For me caffeine withdrawal makes me tired and lethargic, but the sugar withdrawal gives me long headaches. I know this because I went to black coffee a few times and tested the withdrawal symptoms.

    Maybe its just me... but the real addiction in my coffee is sugar.

    FYI: withdrawal for me takes approximately 3 days... although the habit of taste will be indefinite.

    FYI2: weed withdrawal is 2 weeks.

  143. Re:Addictive and of little medical use. Schedule I by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

    That's why I said Sch. 3. I was actually making a case for Sch. 1 but realized that would be absurd given the other criteria. I probably should have removed the "no medical use" part, since it does have minimal usefulness.

  144. Amphetamines Caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adderall >>> Caffeine

    But heck, if you can't control your caffeine intake there's no way you could handle amphetamines.

    I like the Texan notion of personal responsibility as it pertains to alcohol. Now we ought to embrace that when it comes to any drug. Education is more relevant than preaching abstinence, both when it comes to sex and drugs.

    Adderall, speed, meth, amphetamines, whatever are a brain drug. They can be performance enhancing for physically boring jobs, like coding and such, but are not a cure-all for sleep and feeling shitty due to poor health decisions. People get addicted to all of the above. Some don't. Why does the government get to decider whether I do or not? I want my tax dollars spent on making cool new technologies, going to Mars, education, and peace.

  145. I firmly believe in caffeine causing problems. by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    It varies from brain to brain of course but caffeine addiction is quite horrible, you just often don't realise you have it.

    Ever get those weekend light headaches? Your body wants the caffeine you have each day but neglect to have at work.
    It makes me very up and down, depressed / happy / depressed / happy - my evenings are normally horrible and morbid.
    I realise it's different for others but much like many drugs, different people get different reactions.

    I quit from caffeine for 5 months at one point and then had 2 in a single day with some friends.
    They were quite shocked at my behaviour, quite seriously it was like I was on amphetamines (as someone who has had amphetamines in moderation, I can assure you the feeling was identical)
    I was excitable, happy, couldn't stop talking, couldn't stop moving, had to look at things in my mates house, pick things up, hold a conversation constantly.
    My mind was absoloutely racing, it was completely and utterly identical to taking a small amount of speed.

    I've been on and off coffee at least 5 or 6 times in my life now, for stints of 4 weeks to 6 months.
    There's something 'warm, happy and comforting' about a nice warm, sweet coffee - it's also social with friends.

    The thing is, without coffee (and infact most processed foods, sugars) I'm generally more stable, more relaxed, my energy level maintain a more regular constant.
    I feel healthier, I feel 'better' overall - but it takes about 3 weeks to properly wean off it and the temptation is often there.

    I find I eat badly with coffee, I don't know why but coffee goes well with carbs (I'm an endomorph)
    I emplore all of you to try it just for 6 weeks, go without - bear with the first 2 and see how you feel, if you don't see the benefit, you can always go back to coffee and enjoy it.
    Some of you may not even know it's screwing you up, I didn't realise how bad the stuff is until I'd been having it for years.

    Oh and finally, moderation is not an option for me, once I'm on it I have to up and up the dose until I'm at least at 3 strong cups a day, just to survive.

  146. Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you are like the op, you should be fine. I drink 3-4 cups a day, I'm 81KG, or 180lbs, and my withdrawl is either a minor headache, or just me being really sleepy. Not a big deal unless you are a bit crazy about it.

  147. Symptoms When DRINKING Caffeine by perry64 · · Score: 1

    My doctor told me to quit caffeine, alcohol, or overeating, and caffeine was the logical choice. (I later found out he said "AND" not "OR", but that just wasn't happening, and doesn't affect the story.) Now that I no longer drink caffeine at all, if I do accidentally ingest some, I get very similar symptoms to those who don't get their regular fix of the stuff: that night, I can't get to sleep, and the next day I have a killer headache originating from the back of my neck, I am completely lethargic, and I can't concentrate to save my life.

  148. Costs. by drolli · · Score: 1

    My coffee costs are on the order of 90Euro per month.

  149. I don't like being addicted to anything. by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

    So I stopped consuming caffeine entirely.

    Now I sleep better, am more awake in the morning, and generally feel better.

    I'll drink maybe one pop a week.

  150. Just the word "Addiction" is problematic. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I notice that when I hear the word, "Addicted", I feel a slight subterranean urge to start acting.

    --That is, to put myself through the drama of addiction. The cravings and the various difficulties. I wonder how much of this is really based on chemical addiction and how much of it is based on behavioral programming.

    Coffee and tobacco are interesting. I've played with both. I wanted to try tobacco for a number of reasons and it was pretty cool. "Quitting Smoking" is this buggaboo of a thing in our society, so after I'd been smoking this pipe for several months, (and really quite enjoying it), I said, "Okay. Let's see what this Quitting Smoking thing is all about."

    I was a little disappointed. Quitting smoking is pretty easy. It takes seven days for the chemical addiction to be overcome. After that it's entirely a question of behavior and brain chemistry. (Some people are naturally attracted to tobacco because it balances out their neural chemistry. There's a reason why cigarettes are so popular among those with various imbalances. It's self-medication and it helps. A lot. --For these people, I imagine that "Quitting Smoking" is probably much more challenging.)

    It's basically like having a mild flu. It gets worse and worse until withdrawal symptoms peek somewhere between day 3 or 4, and then it smooths out. After 7 days are up, you're pretty much in the clear. The difficult part is this: Imagine having the flu, not the worst you've ever had, but pretty uncomfortable. Normally, you'd just tough it out because you have no choice. But with nicotine, you can make the symptoms vanish instantly. Hmmm! --The other part I found really entertaining was seeing the kinds of tricks my rational mind tried to play. As the symptoms progress, your mind will concoct all kinds of logical-seeming arguments for just smoking one more time. Coffee doesn't do that. --Coffee addiction is child's play. Two days, one head-ache, no real cravings to speak of, and you're back to normal. Big deal.

    So overall, the whole notion of "Addiction" seems much overblown from my perspective. (Drugs are different for different people; you can't choose your base brain chemistry defaults, --not like behavior programming, which with enough work can be altered.) --Addiction is just a bodily reaction to a substance which you can measure and take into account. Knowing that quitting is just a process with a recognizable cost, I have no fear of using coffee when appropriate, and if I ever go through a period of extreme, prolonged stress, I'd certainly consider using tobacco again. It's really a pretty amazing drug, --though it does make you smell funny and if you smoke the crappy kind, it screws up your breathing. (That was another thing I wanted to learn about. All arguments of toxic additives in big tobacco products aside, the paper in cigarettes is soaked in a weak bath of salt-peter or something akin to it. Take all the tobacco out of a cigarette and light the paper and watch what happens. It's almost like slow-motion magician's flash paper. I found that cigarettes made me cough up fleghm, but that pipe tobacco, organically grown did not. Hmm.)

    My current 'addictions' include Coffee and downloads of sci-fi TV. But with no current Doctor Who and Dollhouse heading for the axe, I guess that issue will resolve itself.

    -FL

    1. Re:Just the word "Addiction" is problematic. by sarcasticzombie · · Score: 1

      I think it's a little presumptuous to assume that a widespread experience (in this case, that quitting smoking is hard) is invalid because of a personal, anecdotal experience. It's easy to be dismissive of the masses in such a way; it's one of my own bad habits.

      In this particular case I totally disagree with you; you were never really addicted. I smoked off and on, in a manner almost identical to what you described, for *ten years* before I became actually addicted to smoking. I would smoke regularly for a year or two, then I'd just decide I was tired of the habit and I'd stop for a year or two. I used to smirk at the idea of people who "can't stop".

      "No," I'd say to myself, "you just don't want to stop."

      The last time I started (a couple of years ago) it's like some switch flipped in my head. I now smoke a pack a day, it's horrible for me and it's way too expensive, and I'm making all kinds of plans to quit. Plans I haven't taken the first step toward implementing. I had a bad run financially around a year ago and I found myself severely restricting my food intake to cut costs so I could afford my smokes. I'm genuinely addicted after ten years of screwing around with the stuff.

      "No," you say to yourself with a smirk. "You just wanted the smokes more."

      Yeah, you're right. I wanted the smokes more than *food*. And what exactly do you think addiction is? Yes, addiction is largely behavioral. So is running when attacked, flinching when something is thrown at us, smacking at a burning sleeve, etc.

      At the risk of oversimplifying, human brains are designed to measure the response of an action (pleasure/pain/etc) and give increasing emotional gravitation toward the actions which give a pleasure response and increasing repulsion toward the actions which give a pain response. This mechanism is deeply seated and terribly powerful. Further compounding the problem, it's a reaction *designed* to overpower reason.

      It makes selective sense. Who survives better? The person who instinctively avoids pain, or the person who has to reason through the situation? The problem is that the advantage of that system (it's a dumb reaction) is also its greatest weakness. It can't distinguish between an illusory/destructive positive outcome, like from smoking a cigarette, versus a genuinely positive outcome, like putting out your burning shirt sleeve.

      So to draw the line between habitual patterns and biological causes is a false dichotomy. Habitual patterns ARE a biological mechanism. And they're not "overblown". You just haven't run across a truly ingrained but negative habit yet.

      However, I have a great experiment for you that'll put you face-to-face with that very power! Your urine, when it first exits your body, is sterile. It's totally safe. You rationally know it's totally safe. So next time you need to urinate, go in a cup and then drink it. See how you react. That reaction? It's illogical. What you're doing is safe and you know it. So why are you struggling? The power of lower-brain habits (such as don't ingest waste products) are overblown!

      You may think they're not analogous, but they are; behavioral addiction uses the same mechanism. "Smokes > food" gets ingrained through the same mechanism as "waste product == BAD".

      Drink up!

  151. Re:Why would anyone quit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I have 0 caffeine on a typical day and I can very, very easily pull an all nighter on 1-2 cups.

    Seconded. Maintaining your caffeine sensitivity is very useful, on occasion.

  152. You contrarians... by Niobe · · Score: 1

    You are obviously far too committed to breaking the stereotype of the nerd as the ideal physical specimen. You contrarians will cut off your nose to spite your face - or, in this case, dilate your capillaries into a stroke to spite society.

  153. Discontinuous functions by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1
    The body either loves or hates discontinuous functions.
    • Sudden rise of caffeine level: A high.
    • Sharp drop of caffeine level: Auch!
    • Rocket-like acceleration: Elation.
    • Instant deceleration: Death?

    In other words, detox gently.

    I now stay on 2 cups of damn good coffee a day (breakfast and lunch) and I'm fine. On weekends I don't get withdrawal symptoms when I take less.

    Oh, and try kicking sodas altogether. Apart from the caffeine overdose, the sugar transforms into fat almost instantly. Or, the aspartame poisons you. Also, you'll realize that very few sodas actually taste good.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  154. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coffee is sacred, and many of us rape ourselves with shitty, commercial/sub-commercial coffee forcefully produced exclusively by third world nations, for primary export to US (like with coco, and sugar)...hahaha...Americans sure do forget that this world is faceted to a pattern/precision yet known...if yer gunna drink coffee, buy something that doesn't suck...its like, if you are addicted to a shitty version of a drug and not its pureness, then you are definitely f-ing yerself,,,especially at 3 pots a day....that is several thousand mgs of caffeine, not to mention all the depleting side effects of its diuretic characteristics. I love coffee, and slang it hard, so treat it with respect, and tell those scientists to do some better research on something else.

  155. Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tried it for six months. No noticable positive effects.
    Everything in moderation naturally but masturbation is pretty important for a healthy sex life and even porn can actually help...

  156. I MUST start using larger fonts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either that, or get a better set of reading glasses.

    I originally read the mail header as

        "Beware the Penis of Caffeine Withdrawal"
    Ah, the suggestive powers of excessive Pinoqachole consumption!

  157. Y'all drink too much... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    several cups of coffee a day???

    I have a few sodas a day (we're talking a couple hundred milligrams, if that [maybe 150]), and I'm quite under control. (one around wakeup, one midmorning, one with lunch and/or one in the early afternoon, maybe)

    If I get a decent night's sleep (which is hard/unlikely during the work/school week even if I hit the sack at a reasonable hour), I really find myself quite able to have only 1 or 2 cans/day ( 100mg), or even not bother with it at all.

    If I really haven't gotten enough sleep (say because I've been up way too late posting on Slashdot), I find that caffeine simply doesn't cut it, even in above-average quantities.

    Energy drinks aren't cost-effective per milligram of caffeine; I need to test whether the other stuff in them does any good for me.

    I wonder what effect non-caffeinated soda has (I like ginger ale and root beer in that category). I wonder if there's a placebo effect/alternate effect from the fizziness?

    Never like the idea of coffee, hot and bitter is hard to drink IMHO; some people love it, but I don't understand.

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  158. Self Medication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've discovered caffeine withdrawals are nothing a bowl of hash can't fix. 1 a day keeps the doctor away.

  159. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try moving out of the US.
    These symptoms are apparently location bound - never heard of anybody not on American soil feeling even the slightest withdrawal effects.
    And there, they drink _real_ coffee...

  160. Curious... by laparel · · Score: 1

    Why 7-Up? I remember when I was young our family doctor always recommended 7-up too when I had a bout of diarrhea or food poisoning. But as I grew up, I just drank Gatorade and it worked fine (thinking that it should rehydrate me even better than a cola).

    Does 7-Up have more electrolytes in them than sprite? Why not coke, pepsi, or mountain dew? And would Gatorade be even better than 7-Up?

    1. Re:Curious... by severoon · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about nowadays, but in the 80s when I was growing up 7-Up was fairly well-balanced in terms of flavor. It didn't have HFCS and the sugars it did have were in proportion to the acids and tartness, so it didn't make for an unsettling taste when you were already not feeling too well (unlike the sweeter, more syrupy drinks). Also, it was clear so your compromised system didn't have to deal with caramel color, and in general it lacked many other additives that other sodas had / have. If I remember correctly, Sprite wasn't around back then either...I mean, this was the days of Tab, just about the only clear cola out there was 7-Up.

      As far as Gatorade goes, I'm not sure how it stacks up compared to water, I've heard different things on that...usually that water is better, but I honestly don't know. And I don't know if the 7-Up of today is as good for rehydration as it was 25 years ago...I'd be surprised if it was.

      The right way to go is unflavored Pedialyte. Nothing beats this stuff...it's exactly what you need when you're dehydrated. Your body even says so--drink the stuff when you're doing fine and it's kind of repulsive. But after a night of hard drinking, it actually tastes good...that's your body telling you it like-y what's coming in. Seriously, it's true...I speak from personal experience. (And it is a great hangover cure...I'm currently working on developing mixed drinks that include Pedialyte to cut out the middle portion. :-) )

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    2. Re:Curious... by aldwin · · Score: 1

      What you actually want is roughly one part lemonade to three parts water.

      When you're dehydrated, the ideal fluid is one that is isotonic to that in your own system. Even better if a large part of that is sugar, because a) your body likely needs it and b) the gut absorbs it quickly, pulling the water through quicker. This is essentially the same as pedilite/gastrolite etc ... and a hell of a lot tastier.

      Yes, IAAD

    3. Re:Curious... by severoon · · Score: 1

      Interesting--what kind of lemonade though? I don't think Country Time tastes any good even when I'm healthy, so I hope you're not talking about that stuff...and home-made doesn't seem very scientific as recipes vary...

      (BTW, IANAD, so I will actually listen. Not the way the interpipes usually works, I know...)

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
  161. Home rehydration drink recipe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FWIW, I found this link for what they say is a rehydration drink recipe.

  162. I love the smell of caffeine in the morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, one time we had a office caffeinated, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink full coffee mug. The smell, you know that caffeine smell, the whole office. Smelled like, victory. Someday this coding project's gonna end...

  163. Am I the only one who is not affected by caffeine? by 1tsm3 · · Score: 1

    I have been on 2 cups of Starbucks coffee a day for months and then just quit cold turkey without any symptoms. Didn't drink coffee for a few weeks (moved offices and the coffee shop was too far to walk), then started drinking coffee from a different source. I have fallen asleep while sitting in a boring class (a few years back) while drinking coffee with the coffee cup in hand. These days I have my own coffee machine at work and have one or 2 cups a day. I have gone without any coffee recently too. The only effect of coffee that I feel is a small boost in energy if I didn't sleep well the previous night. I never get the jittery or hyperactive feeling that people talk about. Anyone else like me?

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    -ItsME
  164. Am I the only one not affected by caffeine? by 1tsm3 · · Score: 1

    I have been on 2 cups of Starbucks coffee a day for months and then just quit cold turkey without any symptoms. Didn't drink coffee for a few weeks (moved offices and the coffee shop was too far to walk), then started drinking coffee from a different source. I have fallen asleep while sitting in a boring class (a few years back) while drinking coffee with the coffee cup in hand. These days I have my own coffee machine at work and have one or 2 cups a day. I have gone without any coffee recently too. The only effect of coffee that I feel is a small boost in energy if I didn't sleep well the previous night. I never get the jittery or hyperactive feeling that people talk about. Anyone else like me? P.S: After I post, if I refresh the page, I don't see my post. What's up with that? Anyone see this post?

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    -ItsME
    1. Re:Am I the only one not affected by caffeine? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Make it stronger (and use a light roast, they generally have more caffeine), and drink ~40 fl. oz. (within a couple of hours). Note that Starbucks isn't particularly strong.

      If that doesn't make you feel a little jittery or give you a 'rush', then you can say you don't get it, a cup or two a day probably wouldn't work for most people.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  165. Qutting Smoking is easy?! WTF!? by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    No, it's really not. Not to be rude but if you've been smoking a pipe for a few months then frankly you're a dilettante.

    I'm an ex-smoker. I smoked for 20 years and I've given up many times, hopefully this time for good. Breaking the physical addiction isn't fun but as you point out it's really not that difficult - the nicotine's out of your system in 3-5 days so you're a bit short & shitty but you get over it.

    The tough part is breaking the psychological addition. At it's best, smoking is an enormously pleasurable activity and one that you associate with all sorts of other activities - drinking alcohol, after a meal, with a coffee, waiting for something (no kidding), having a laugh with other smokers. Smoking is something you associate with pleasurable activities.

    And you also associate smoking with negative things - if you're stressed you want a cigarette. If something bad happens (eg you're facing a firing squad and someone asks "any last requests?") you want to smoke. Smoking is something that helps you "cope" with the bad times.

    When you're quitting, and even once you've quit, any time you do one of these activities you find yourself gagging for a cigarette. It just feels "right" to be smoking while you're doing them.

    Breaking that habit is *hard*. Really hard. Can't tell you how hard that is. When every beer you've had for 20 years was accompanied by a cigarette you *really* miss it. Doesn't help that your will power diminishes the more beer you drink.

    It's all about behaviour...

    1. Re:Qutting Smoking is easy?! WTF!? by maxume · · Score: 1

      There's an interesting article in a recent Scientific American (sorry, don't remember what issue, sometime in the last 8 months or so) that discusses research into how nicotine works. There is growing evidence that rather than actually triggering pleasure, the nicotine insinuates itself into the pleasure mechanism and makes it difficult to experience pleasure without taking nicotine.

      So the line between physiological and psychological might be pretty blurry.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  166. Re:I'm addicted to placebos. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm addicted to placebos.

    I've thought about quitting, but it wouldn't make a difference."

    That sounds like Stephen Wright.

  167. Mineral Water - worth it by Acer500 · · Score: 1

    The tap water tastes different?

    Does it really? Or do you just think it does because you're paying for special water? Chances are your bottled water comes from a municipal water supply anyway.

    If you really value purified water that highly, that's up to you. But you'll get much more value for your dollar if you buy a filter instead of paying Coca-Cola a buck or two to make coke without syrup and fizz, and ship it around the country for you. That's pretty dumb. If you're on the go and need some water now, I can understand buying a bottle. But habitually buying bottled water is just dumb.

    It depends on where you live. Over here (Uruguay, SA), the tap water is drinkable (and that's about it), but we have some of the best spring waters in the world (see for example):

    http://www.pmgeiser.ch/mineral/index.php?func=disp&parval=98

    So I think it's worth it to pay a buck a day for the bottled water.

    --
    There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
  168. Re:You're all weak by maxume · · Score: 1

    There is at least a possibility that the caffeine is ruining the sleep that you are getting.

    For me, I end up feeling less rested the next day if I consume much caffeine after about noon.

    --
    Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  169. Too Much! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Until you can regularly consume an average of three or four pots of coffee in day (30 to 40 cups) without"

    Say you're in the office and you polish off 40 cups per day and it takes you say... 12 minutes to finish off each cup then if you drank every cup back to back with zero downtime it would take you a full 8 hours to finish. On top of that you took 40 trips down the hall to refill your cup. If these trips take 2 minutes each you've now wasted and hour and 20 minutes of your work day.

    To go even further, 40 cups of coffee at 175ml (sorry I'm Canadian) is 7 LITRES of liquid (1.75 Gallons for the rest of you). An average piss is 300-800 ml depending on the size of your bladder. If you peed out half of the liquid in the coffee that pegs you at approximately 9 trips to the bathroom during work. If each of these takes 7 minutes from the time you leave your coffee scented office chair you've just wasted another hour.

    In conclusion, you're destroying your body and wasting your life with peeing, pouring and sipping - litterally.

  170. Behaviorial programming. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    It's all about behaviour

    Agreed. That was exactly my point.

    Here's another. . .

    Nicotine, like caffeine is a very curious drug. It has the effect of sharpening perceptions, increasing awareness and calming down fear-based reactions without adversely affecting judgment.

    I find it rather telling that governments spend so much energy villainizing tobacco. One of the first governments to launch whole-heartedly the whole "Anti-smoking" campaign was Nazi Germany. --I think it might have something to do with population control. Wars on Terror, and similar, count on manipulating fear responses and un-clear thinking in populations.

    Fear of Addiction is used mercilessly as one of the tools in this campaign. And I don't think it has anything to do with the government caring for our health. --Otherwise, why not campaign against the various well-known causes of obesity? Or the epidemic levels of mis-prescribed anti-depressants? Or any of the dozens of things which are both common and harmful. My guess is that these other things don't act to strengthen the collective mind of the populace.

    -FL

  171. Magic Pint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be the Friday Lunchtime Magic Pint. All gnarly problems of the week become shallow and are solved in the two hours following the Magic Pint.

  172. I've gone cold turkey a couple of times. by Geminii · · Score: 1
    My soda consumption (usually Coke) used to creep up to around five and a half gallons a week. Then I'd quit (usually around Friday lunchtime) and have three days of headaches. I'd stay that way for a couple of days or weeks and then restart the cycle.

    I did this over about ten years. The worst effects were in university, where I once found myself waking up in front of a Coke machine at 8am with a half-full can in my hand, and absolutely no memory of how I got there. Considering I never drank... alcohol, anyway... it was a little disturbing.