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  1. It was only the Wikimedia Foundation's inability to get along with its own user base that saved it from implementing completely failed code and possibly wrecking their own encyclopedia. http://wikipediocracy.com/foru...

  2. Nice link on Major Wikipedia Donors Caught Editing Their Own Articles · · Score: 1

    I note the link in the edited version on the front page is just the Wikipedia page about Wikipediocracy. Here's the link to the actual post on the site: http://wikipediocracy.com/2014...

  3. Pepperidge Farms Remembers on For Firefox 4, You'll Need To Wait Until 2011 · · Score: 1

    *Rocking back and forth*
    Ayyup.
    Nothing wrong at all.
    *whittles*
    They could just finish it and hold on to it too.
    *rocks a bit more, snaps his galluses*
    Ayyup.

  4. Re:Awwww on EA Forum Ban Will Now Mean EA Game Ban · · Score: 1

    Of course it is. That's just common sense.

  5. Re:Obama on Internet Co-inventor Vint Cerf Endorses Obama · · Score: 1

    You don't have 150 freaks. You have 166. After this post, you will have 167. Folks, let's see if we can get him up to 200 by close of business day. You are pathetic.

  6. Re:Found him! on Facebook Finds Grass Greener In Ireland · · Score: 1

    *peers at link*

    I call shenanigans!

    *brandishes his shillelagh*

  7. Re:Keep It Fun & Exciting on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe he's moved on to a job performing 'detainee interviews' for the CIA.

  8. Re:Keep It Fun & Exciting on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tesla? Is that you?
    -- T. A. Edison

  9. Re:Keep It Fun & Exciting on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was thinking more of:
    *BOOM*
    "An explosion, like the one that just shattered the classroom windows, demonstrates how much energy is released from igniting hydrogen and oxygen mixed together. This energy, properly contained, can propel a spacecraft - or this wastebasket. Watch!"

  10. Corporate Haven on Facebook Finds Grass Greener In Ireland · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and they say there are no snakes in Ireland?
    Where's St. Patrick when you really need him?

  11. Re:Keep It Fun & Exciting on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was but a mite, the first science teacher I had lined us up holding hands, and then placed an electrode in the first and last child's palm.
    Then he cranked a generator and laughed maniacally while we screamed and thrashed around, unable to let go.
    A true visionary.

  12. Re:My friends on Can Static Electricity Generate Votes? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm holding out for the monkey candidate - the traditional poo-flinging American choice.
    Howler in '08!
    (apologies to non-American readers)
    *Screech*

  13. Re:Keep It Fun & Exciting on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 5, Funny

    See if you can blow something up.
    Kids love that stuff.

  14. The Buzz on MS Reportedly Adds 6 Months of Vista Downgrade · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bees seems to love it...

    Any operating system that our crop-pollinating overlords prefer is all right by me!

  15. *mucks his hand* on "Back Door" Cheating Scandal Rocks Online Poker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not a bad deal, but I'll want to see the flop.

  16. Wait. What? on Nvidia Settles GPU Price-Fixing Antitrust Case · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...anyone who bought a graphics card directly from Nvidia or ATI's website in the US ...

    How is that going to help the rest of the affected customers?

  17. Flashbock? on Alarm Raised For "Clickjacking" Browser Exploit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that a crisp, clean Adobe lager with a nice finish?

  18. Re:I know nozzing! on Google Chrome Spinoff 'Iron' For Privacy Fanatics · · Score: 1

    Zo, I literally knew nothing?
    The ghost of Sargeant Schultz has once again correctly assessed the situation.

  19. I know nozzing! on Google Chrome Spinoff 'Iron' For Privacy Fanatics · · Score: 1

    I don't get much spam. When I do, I want something rough-sounding to bark.

    Don't listen to U2, so yes, those would qualify.

    *must buy pickelhaube helmet for web surfing*

  20. Cherman on Google Chrome Spinoff 'Iron' For Privacy Fanatics · · Score: 1

    This is a wonderful translation, because now I have a new exclamation: Achtung! Spammern!

  21. Re:Explore Creative Commons music instead on Copyright Board Lawyer Responds On Pandora's End · · Score: 1

    I have to do a lot of research in my work, and I really don't feel like researching just to find enjoyable music. My son enjoys Pandora as well, and shares many of my tastes (another reason it's a shame that it's doomed) - so I have set him to looking at non-encumbered artists to buy from. Only moral solution I can come up with. Perhaps there are review sites that cater to my tastes, and I can locate them at some point.

  22. Pity on Copyright Board Lawyer Responds On Pandora's End · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have been listening to Pandora, discovering new artists, and had begun to buy music again (most of my music collection is CDs bought in the Eighties). Guess I'll just go back to listening to my 'oldies' - I can't be bothered to keep fighting the music industry to accept my money.

  23. Great Scott! on Hubble Finds Unidentified Object In Space · · Score: 1

    The future is what we make it. Isn't that the point of scifi?

    Well, it was the point of the Back to the Future movies:

    Jennifer: Dr. Brown, I brought this note back from the future and now it's erased!
    Doc Brown: Of course it's erased!
    Jennifer: But what does that mean?
    Doc Brown: It means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, both of you!
    Marty: We will, Doc.

  24. Re:Anyone named Bruno instantly hired on Best Buy + Windows Guru = Apple Store Experience? · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a newly hired Windows guru, I pledge to teach breathing exercises, tantric meditation, and contemplation of your inner penguin.

  25. Open source mojo on Mozilla's Thoughts On Google's Chrome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I will be interested to see how much Firefox code is in Chrome... and down the line, how much Chrome code will be pulled into future versions of Firefox.

    The ability to improve your codebase is one of the strengths of open source. This is a great opportunity to display that strength.