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Can Static Electricity Generate Votes?

artgeeq writes "A recent local election in Washington, DC resulted in 1500 extra votes for a candidate. The board of elections is now claiming that static electricity caused the malfunction. Is this even remotely possible? If so, couldn't an election be invalidated pretty easily?"

377 comments

  1. My friends by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I am elected, all charges will be positive.

    1. Re:My friends by The+Redster! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now that's charge I can believe in!

    2. Re:My friends by n+dot+l · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I am elected, all charges will be positive.

      Ladies and gentlemen, my opponent wants to take away your electrons! If you value your molecular bonds - and what true patriot doesn't? - you will vote against these anti-electronist policies!

    3. Re:My friends by msauve · · Score: 1, Funny

      Electrons have rights, too, you know.

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    4. Re:My friends by Aranykai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whomever is elected, I'm sure sparks will fly.

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    5. Re:My friends by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Funny

      This electron was rigged!

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    6. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let's not let this go negative now....

    7. Re:My friends by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      just as long as you're not advocating any of that ungodly same-charge attraction and strong force coupling, that queer stuff needs to stay in the closet, dammit!

    8. Re:My friends by hdparm · · Score: 0, Troll

      Totally off-topic (almost) but what I can't believe is that Sarah Palin (just watching the debate live) also pronounces THAT word nucular.

      WTF?

    9. Re:My friends by Walkingshark · · Score: 4, Funny

      I must agree! I, for one, believe that Shroedinger's closet must stay closed, so that anyone inside can remain both gay and not-gay simultaneously, thus preventing a collapse of the state!

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    10. Re:My friends by Shikaku · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have no ground!

    11. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To disagree with El Presidente is to be unpatriotic.

      That, or she is as clueless as she seems.

    12. Re:My friends by IdahoEv · · Score: 5, Funny

      This story has potential!

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    13. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well whatever. I want my Malibu Palin Doll.

    14. Re:My friends by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't find it at all shocking, do you?

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    15. Re:My friends by theMoleofProduction · · Score: 4, Funny

      If current events are any indication, Joule see that despite E-voting's high capacitance for abuse the resistance will never get their Faraday in court. Charges against those in power will simply be dismissed by the judges they appointed.

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    16. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      We'll be gettin' back to ya on that!

    17. Re:My friends by KGIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ohm my God! Don't you know that 2/3 of pun is actually P.U. and joule go to hell for one that bad.

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    18. Re:My friends by paul_nz · · Score: 1, Funny

      hey, can I get a 9 Vote battery around here?

    19. Re:My friends by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now that's going too far, a day later I may feel differently, though.

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    20. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erhm, yes, I agree, but not really. - Sarah Palin

    21. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one that thought of Hilldawg from that South Park episode saying this?

    22. Re:My friends by registrar · · Score: 1

      All this static caused the eesult to diverge!

    23. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Whoever is elected...

    24. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if it encounters resistance!

    25. Re:My friends by Kratisto · · Score: 0

      I'm curious to see if this news will induce any further investigations.

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    26. Re:My friends by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

      But in order to end up with positive charge, you've got to have an equal amount of negative campaigning. Though vinyl floors and extremely dry air can work as well.

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    27. Re:My friends by pureevilmatt · · Score: 5, Funny

      oh my god, i've just suffered a pun overload.

    28. Re:My friends by eh2o · · Score: 1

      Clearly, my opponent just doesn't understand the difference between electron flow and current.

    29. Re:My friends by stonedcat · · Score: 3, Funny

      In case anyone was pathetic enough to miss the joke, parent bolded the letters for you.
      Having read this comment if you still don't understand, well then you belong in a cage.

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    30. Re:My friends by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoever is elect-rocuted....

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    31. Re:My friends by Duhavid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe if they kept up on current events?

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    32. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      My fellow Americans: You can know where my opponent stands on an issue, or you can know where he's going, but you can't know both.

    33. Re:My friends by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      Oh... is that what they mean when they say "backsliding"?

    34. Re:My friends by dwarfsoft · · Score: 1

      We all know that the balance of power is required, so it is best to ensure that the current term is alternated.

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    35. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Whom so ever...

    36. Re:My friends by KGIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      I didn't have the capacity to resist. No matter watt I try, I just keep making bad puns though I'm sure I'll be charged eventually. I'm not sure what ion besides beer. Stupid beer.

      *goes and hangs himself in shame*

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    37. Re:My friends by Fluffeh · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't think I have ever seen a thread modded more funny than this one. It's like all the mods were humor deprived today :)

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    38. Re:My friends by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that they aren't using quantum computing when counting the votes?

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    39. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously, the problem has to do with voting in D.C. If they'd voted in A.C. both parties would have received equal votes, thus ensuring a neutral result.

    40. Re:My friends by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Fight the power!

    41. Re:My friends by sfraggle · · Score: 1

      Did anyone else misread "The board of elections is now claiming that static electricity caused the malfunction" as "The board of electrons is now claiming that static electricity caused the malfunction"?

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    42. Re:My friends by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Now i find is shocking....

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    43. Re:My friends by Hinhule · · Score: 1

      Sadly not, with the current state of affairs.

    44. Re:My friends by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      He should stay in it for a day.

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    45. Re:My friends by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does D.C. stand for District of Coulombia?

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    46. Re:My friends by BronsCon · · Score: 3, Funny

      If there's no D.C. offset, the vote will have to be recounted.ÂPoles will have to be held again if the recount confirms lack of bias.

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    47. Re:My friends by thetartanavenger · · Score: 1

      oh my god, i've just suffered a pun overload.

      That should be a new tag!!

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    48. Re:My friends by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      You should all be charged and sent to the punitentary!

    49. Re:My friends by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      This thread is in a terminal decline.

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    50. Re:My friends by marcosdumay · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nothing against strong force coupling, as long as direct observation of it is not possible.

    51. Re:My friends by Gertlex · · Score: 1

      We're electing robots?

    52. Re:My friends by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Now, that's a loaded statement. Did you run it past the state's Electron Board first?


      Besides, a truly patriotic candidate would have asked the people to support the army by buying molecular war bonds.

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    53. Re:My friends by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      See? That's why I don't trust electron computers.

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    54. Re:My friends by PacoCheezdom · · Score: 1

      No, that electron was Higg-ed!

    55. Re:My friends by minister+of+funk · · Score: 1

      "Force coupling" -- sounds like the Jedi now have adult-movie powers. Maybe Virgin should rethink their stance on space porn?

    56. Re:My friends by JuicyBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have my volt !

    57. Re:My friends by Tikkun · · Score: 1

      We're electing robots?

      Yeah, last time we elected zombies, after robots we'll get to choose between ninjas and pirates.

    58. Re:My friends by OmniGeek · · Score: 1

      Cage that man!

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    59. Re:My friends by hanshotfirst · · Score: 3, Funny

      This electron was rigged!

      No, you're just observing the spin from a different point of reference.

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    60. Re:My friends by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought it was called Caribou Barbie?

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    61. Re:My friends by Stanistani · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm holding out for the monkey candidate - the traditional poo-flinging American choice.
      Howler in '08!
      (apologies to non-American readers)
      *Screech*

    62. Re:My friends by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I say those electrons should have to appear on the O'Reilly show and go through the "No-Spin Zone"

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    63. Re:My friends by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Now, that is inductive logic!

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    64. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is almost as bad as the digg reVOLT.

    65. Re:My friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We definitely can't have anti-matter floating around, it threatens to destroy all of us.

    66. Re:My friends by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. There have been 1500 extra 'funny' moderations in this thread.

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    67. Re:My friends by ZBM-2 · · Score: 1

      If I only have a choice between the two major party candidates,then I guess I'll just have to go with Pirates.

      Someday I hope we can have enough support for a decent third party candidate......Cthulhu!

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    68. Re:My friends by operagost · · Score: 1

      Or you are as AC as you seem.

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    69. Re:My friends by raaisma · · Score: 1

      Uh oh, sparks flew when I touched the ballot box. Am I in love?

    70. Re:My friends by DarrylM · · Score: 1

      Nah. It's all about power. Factor in the amount of money going down the drain for these campaigns and the source of said funds, it's likely that the candidate with the highest cash flow will break through the gate of the White House.

      But maybe, just maybe, one of the candidates really means what they're saying and will work to transform the system.

      Failing that, I guess we just need to solder on and live our everyday lives.

    71. Re:My friends by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Already going on... and guess who's his opponent.

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    72. Re:My friends by LordHaart · · Score: 1

      These puns are simply shocking.

    73. Re:My friends by treeves · · Score: 1

      I thought they should have dropped it. It just polarizes the country further.

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    74. Re:My friends by sleeponthemic · · Score: 1

      I'm getting amped up, just thinking about this..

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    75. Re:My friends by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Is that a kind of joulehouse?

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  2. don't know about you guys... by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... but I'm shocked.

    1. Re:don't know about you guys... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... but I'm shocked.

      I'm feeling positively negative about this year's election.

    2. Re:don't know about you guys... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I'm feeling positively negative about this year's election.

      With the election only a month away, I'm going to have to stop insulating myself from the coverage. I'm thinking a few days watching CNN will jolt me back to reality...

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    3. Re:don't know about you guys... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      No matter who wins people will still be disappointed and complain on how bad they are. At least that's the situation over here in Sweden.

      I guess that's life when no of the candidates is really bad as they probably are in some other countries. It's harder to appreciate it when you take it for granted.

    4. Re:don't know about you guys... by prjt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No matter who wins people will still be disappointed and complain on how bad they are. At least that's the situation over here in Sweden.

      I guess that's life when no of the candidates is really bad as they probably are in some other countries. It's harder to appreciate it when you take it for granted.

      But then again all parties here has some type of corruption. They are all bad!

    5. Re:don't know about you guys... by de_smudger · · Score: 1

      ...exactly how shocked?

    6. Re:don't know about you guys... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking a few days watching CNN will jolt me back to reality...

      I'm pretty sure CNN and reality don't intersect. Unless you mean the reality of how crappy tv news is.

  3. Don't know 'bout voting machines by Worf+Maugg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but it once got you a free pong game.

  4. The real question is by Haoie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is static electricity smarter than the average, uninformed voter?

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    1. Re:The real question is by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes but it's more biased.

    2. Re:The real question is by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Funny

      True. Thanks to parity violation a majority of the electrons will be left-handed so presumably they voted for the left wing candidate?

    3. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is the USA. There is no left wing. Just a right wing and a far right wing.

    4. Re:The real question is by Kumiorava · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There is also no far right wing. Listen to the European far right wingers speak and you will be glad that those far right wing people are nowhere near the capitol hill.

      I have figured out of US politics so far that democrats know what to do but not how. They have the ideology of new and better world where everyone has enough of everything. Republicans know how to do it, but for some reason I don't get strong sense of what they are going to do. The lack of vision means that they want to give the power to the people and these people will then reach their individual goals without common goals or greater vision for the society.

    5. Re:The real question is by __aaacoe2998 · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like a crappy programmer blaming static to hide crappy programming. Shocking!

    6. Re:The real question is by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Yes but it's more biased.

      Duh, this was in Washington, DC, what did you expect? I'm sure we'll get a much more balanced result from Washington, AC.

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    7. Re:The real question is by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      There is also no far right wing. Listen to the European far right wingers speak and you will be glad that those far right wing people are nowhere near the capitol hill.

      Nowhere near capitol hill? Given at least one of your past senators I beg to differ.

    8. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the USA. There is no left wing. Just a right wing and a far right wing.

      Weird. I would have said the exact opposite. There's a party that wants to expand the federal government to micromanage every aspect of the economy at the expense of democracy, and there's another party that wants to expand the federal government to micromanage every aspect of the economy at the expense of democracy. I see Stalin every which way I look.

    9. Re:The real question is by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      They know what to do, but they can't say what they want to do. If they tell the truth, they won't get elected.

      Listen to Biden. He went on and on about how the Republicans want to take away the middle class's candy. Insurance vs. federal control. Hell!? How about we let people pay for their own BASIC healthcare, especially the middle class. It's not that expensive and most of it is common sense (quit eating everything in front of you, you fat bastards). Maybe some government support for catastrophic healthcare, since it works for the good of society to keep more people productive, but for chrissake separate the two so there can be a reasonable debate. You don't need a $12000/yr insurance plan so you can see the doctor when you have the sniffle. He can't do nuthin' for you anyway.

      Palin had to go on about those "greedy people on Wall street" when asked what caused this financial crisis. You can't say that there are lots of dumbasses taking out loans that any reasonable person would KNOW they can't afford. Though, she did sort of back into that with the "we won't let them do it to us again" comment.

      The Dems, as usual, are taking the big daddy government/we'll coddle you from cradle to grave approach. Sounds good to say "chicken in every pot", until people realize that in order for the government to do that, we have to give them the chicken farm.

      The Reps have learned from the 80's that telling people to grow a pair will get them labeled as 'mean'. It's a more realistic approach and allows people more freedom, but sounds terrible on the stump, so they are having to be very circumspect in how they go about presenting their message. The Reps know what to do, they just can't share their plan without scaring the sheep who only want to hear fantasy bed-time stories.

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    10. Re:The real question is by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Ba-ding!!!

      THAT one took the prize. Congratulations, TeknoHog. I bow before your punning presence.

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  5. Religious Perspective by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, it's just all those Body Thetans trying to vote Xenu into office.

    Nice try, fellas. Better luck next time...

  6. Static electricity has a right to vote by burnitdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    In addition, it's smarter than many of the voters.

    1. Re:Static electricity has a right to vote by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Even if static electricity is smarter than many of the voters, American politics is still doomed to be a two-parity system. Maybe if you adopted an election system based on Single Transferable Volt...

  7. Valid election? by stm2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't understand how do you people accept voting with back boxes (that is, w/o access to source code).

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    1. Re:Valid election? by j0nb0y · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I personally have no problem with black box voting machines, provided that they print out a human readable ballot, and the printed ballot is the only official ballot for the purpose of vote counting.

      Open source was always a distraction from the real issue. I like open source, but we shouldn't use this issue to try to push open source. It just doesn't make sense. Open source doesn't guarantee security. If the computer is responsible for maintaining the vote total, there will be the possibility of mischief, whether the software is open source or not.

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    2. Re:Valid election? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A distraction until they attempt to print out the paper in a [study proven] format that deceives the elderly's eyes and memory into counting an extra vote or miss a vote for the person they wish to help. Just a wild theory though.

    3. Re:Valid election? by Metasquares · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since they're going to use the electronic vote tallies anyway, random sampling a proportion of the votes and verifying them against the paper tallies should be a practical means of verification. Since the sampling is random, there is no predictable pattern the voting machines could exploit. And no letting them write special routines for sampling; the output should be read as if from a mini-election and the sampling performed *after* the data is acquired. The counts should have to match exactly, or at least very closely.

      If they don't consistently match, the results should be invalidated, the company that creates the machine should be banned from providing machines in future elections, and they should be required to pay the government back for the machines they already bought, for the cost of the rerun election, and with a punitive damage added on. That should provide sufficient economic incentive for them to make sure they do it right, if the internal motivation to conduct a fair election is not enough.

    4. Re:Valid election? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree that open source is a distraction from the real issue(though it is, I would argue, a likely part of the solution to the real issue, so it comes up for a reason); but I think that the real issue is slightly different. For the purpose of discussion, I propose a measure, call it the "Nixon Number". A system's Nixon Number is the smallest plausible number of people who would have to conspire in order to subvert that system successfully. The real problem with electronic voting is not closed vs. open per se, it is the fact that, thus far, we keep building systems with pitifully low Nixon Numbers in order to do the job, when what we need is the exact opposite. A system's Nixon Number depends on hardware, software, procedures, and institutional safeguards.

      Open Source licencing is not necessary to build a system with high Nixon Number, nor is it assured that an OSS system will have one. However, I would argue that(barring substantial advances in static analysis of binaries, or the like) publicly auditable code, along with a publicly available trusted compiler, publicly disclosed hashes of all binaries, etc, etc. is in practice necessary to achieve a Nixon Number high enough to be considered for critical uses like voting. The code doesn't have to be under a licence allowing free reuse, or reuse at all; but it must be available for inspection by anybody, for any reason, without limitation or expense.

      That alone is by no means good enough, the other main issue is hardware security. Unfortunately, techniques for assuring that hardware is doing what it ought to be are as yet immature(see this from EETimes). In practice, voting and similar critical systems should probably be conducted on minimal complexity systems, so that the necessary chips can be manufactured with oversight, in secure fabs, and optically or otherwise verified.

      Even, that, though, isn't enough. Beyond hardware and software security and transparency, a high Nixon Number requires that the technology be surrounded by a robust institutional structure. We have, thus far, failed here as well. The election commissions have, on the whole, done an awful job of enforcing oversight of voting system vendors, and have rubber stamped known broken systems.



      Ultimately, I think the difficulties of electronic voting have two parts. The first is that it isn't an easy problem. The second is that we don't take it nearly seriously enough. If elections are not free and fair, democracy has fallen. Period. Full Stop. No ifs, ands, or buts. E voting is not something to be done on the cheap. It is not something we can trust vendors to do. We are treating E voting like a minor IT procurement project, when we should be treating it as Democracy's Manhattan Project.

    5. Re:Valid election? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the program is open source, you have no way of telling if the version the machine is running has been altered.

    6. Re:Valid election? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally have no problem with black box voting machines, provided that they print out a human readable ballot, and the printed ballot is the only official ballot for the purpose of vote counting.

      Open source was always a distraction from the real issue. I like open source, but we shouldn't use this issue to try to push open source. It just doesn't make sense. Open source doesn't guarantee security. If the computer is responsible for maintaining the vote total, there will be the possibility of mischief, whether the software is open source or not.

      I would go so far as to say it prints off one human readable ballot, and stores a copy in the machine. Each one is kept separate and guarded. You'd have to bribe twice as many people, in the unlikely event of attempted trickery, to pull of a scam.

    7. Re:Valid election? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I propose a measure, call it the "Nixon Number"

      That was very biased. Can we call it the "Freedom Number"?

    8. Re:Valid election? by j0nb0y · · Score: 1

      Only problem is, if they don't match, how do you know which one was tampered with?

      It's a good way to detect a problem, but you can't fix the problem once its detected, except by revoting.

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    9. Re:Valid election? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I call it the terrorist number. Because only terrorists would want elections that couldn't be fixe....errr...'adjudicated'!

    10. Re:Valid election? by SL+Baur · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We are treating E voting like a minor IT procurement project, when we should be treating it as Democracy's Manhattan Project.

      I presume the "Nixon" number refers to the 1960 election, stolen in Chicago by a handful of votes?

      Right idea, wrong project. The Manhattan Project was a massively funded, mad dash for survival and let's face it, E-voting just is not that important. Ideally it would be more like the mission to the moon, which was also massively funded, but each step of the way was carefully and meticulously planned and tested before being deployed.

      As a matter of fact, it's really not a problem worth spending money on solving. There are some things that are done better by hand and counting election ballots is one of them.

      Thomas Edison's first invention was an automatic vote recorder for legislatures. It failed to generate any interest.
      http://www.conservapedia.com/Thomas_Edison

      He obtained his first patent on his first "real" invention, an automatic vote-recording machine. However, as with many inventors first attempts, it was not well received and turned out to be unmarketable. This was not because it did not work; it worked well, it was because the market was not receptive to the invention.

      The way I first read about this was more instructive, but I cannot find where the more detailed reference is. Edison was taken aside by one lawmaker in Washington who explained to him that if counting votes in Congress was too fast, they could well wind up voting for legislation that should not pass.

      There is no need to rush the process. There is no need to declare elections over a month before votes are cast. There is no need to declare a winner before all voters have voted when votes are being cast. There is no NEED for E-voting. 12-24 hours to handcount paper ballots is sufficient and also enough to have the counting audited/supervised by independent parties.

    11. Re:Valid election? by Smallpond · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do realize that a result with only a 0.001 chance of happening still does happen 1 time in a thousand, don't you? How are you going to base anything on a random sampling? You can't prove an outcome is biased, only that the likelihood has a certain probability of occurrence.

    12. Re:Valid election? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I personally have no problem with black box voting machines, provided that they print out a human readable ballot, and the printed ballot is the only official ballot for the purpose of vote counting.

      But that's not how they are using them, especially that last part. Because if you have a black box voting machine, there's no guarantee that what's printed on the human readable ballot is what the machine registered. None.

      Sorry, while I agree with you that using voting machines as a platform for OSS is bad idea, the only voting machines that can be trusted to count votes accurately and without bias are open source voting machines.

      Open source doesn't guarantee security.

      If the machines are audited by independent auditors multiple times with different sets of auditors, then yes, yes it does.

    13. Re:Valid election? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Are you calling it a "Nixon number" because of the 1960 election shenanigans?

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    14. Re:Valid election? by ThaddaeusV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I will preface this by saying that I have been a poll worker for many elections, from the days of punch cards (hanging chads, anyone?) up through the switch to e-voting. This November 4th should be very interesting.

      > Only problem is, if they don't match, how do
      > you know which one was tampered with?
      >
      > It's a good way to detect a problem, but you
      > can't fix the problem once its detected, except
      > by revoting.

      Exactly. Regardless of whether the ballots are paper, ferrite, bits in the tubes, or little clay balls, somebody somewhere *will* try to tamper with the result. Prevention of tampering is not accomplishable through technology, but only through massive reform of the entire human race's ethical character, which is beyond our current capabilities.

      Since we live in an imperfect world, we have to settle for making tampering as detectable as possible, first as a deterrent, and second to minimize the harm that those who are not deterred will be able to do. If we find that the election results show signs of tampering, and the actual vote count is not determinable, then the election will have to be redone. This will suck, yea, with a mighty suckage will it suck, and one hopes that the people responsible will be apprehended and remanded for a very long time to PMITA prison.

      Having seen several versions of e-voting machines and procedures, I agree with the AC above. The machine should maintain an electronic record of the vote, which enables rapid tabulation and reporting of results. As a hedge against evildoers, the machine should also provide a human-readable ballot. This allows the voter to visually verify that his/her vote has been accurately recorded, and provides a tamper-resistant artifact which can be stored securely against the possible need for verification.

      As for the question of which one is official, I would hope that legislation would define the human-readable version as official, since it is harder to tamper with. It wouldn't be that hard to make a ballot that would be readable by human and machine both. We have the technology, implementing it is just a question of engineering. If the electronic count is screwy, you unpack the paper ballots and run them through the scanner to check the totals. If it's still screwy, you have the option of a hand recount.

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    15. Re:Valid election? by ThaddaeusV · · Score: 1

      And incidentally, I'm voting absentee. On a paper ballot. With a pen.

      (Is a Sharpie open source?)

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    16. Re:Valid election? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      That wasn't what I had in mind. While voting machines are the topic at hand, the "Nixon Number" concept really could be applied to any number of systems or institutions. I chose Nixon because his name started with N, and because he was a notoriously corrupt bastard, well known for assorted political conspiracies and dirty tricks, especially Watergate(though his voluminous and ever shifting lists of enemies were pretty creepy as well).

    17. Re:Valid election? by Skrapion · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might want to check out the video in this news post. Printing a human-readable ballot isn't as secure as you may think.

      Counting paper ballots also isn't the most secure option, given how easy it would be for volunteers to "lose" ballots. Ideally the votes should be counted both ways to ensure that they line up.

      The most secure system I can think of would use scantron cards and have the voter verify that the scanning machine reads the card properly and then either returns the ballot (if invalid) or deposits it into the ballot box through a clear tube.

      I'd also be interested in a system that points cameras at the voting machines and broadcasts the video across the Internet, so that people can independently verify the votes. Of course, that would require huge amounts of bandwidth, and people might consider video of their hand voting an invasion of privacy, especially if you're the only black guy in your town.

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    18. Re:Valid election? by Dracker · · Score: 1

      Simple. If the random sample looks fishy, audit the results using the paper record.

    19. Re:Valid election? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I propose a measure, call it the "Nixon Number"

      That was very biased. Can we call it the "Freedom Number"?

      Actually there is a precedent. A decade ago there was an argument for a replacement to the "MIPS" processor performance statistic called the "MilliVAX". It was based on the MilliHelen, the argument being:

      o _ Helen of Troy had beauty sufficient to launch 1000 ships. We call this amount of beauty "1 Helen".

      o _ By extension, the MilliHelen is the amount of beauty sufficient to launch 1 ship.

      Therefore it does appear to be known in common usage that a decimal fraction of a personal characteristic can be used as a clinical metric.

      In Nixon's case (I presume you mean Richard, not Christine) the amount of integrity loss to a single political party's reputation caused by 1 person would be approx. 1:150,000,000.

      Rounding this number to a convenient 1:1,000,000 ratio might give us (for example) the "MicroNixon", to point to the amount of reputation lost by 1 individual representative Republican.

      Similar numbers could account for the emergence of the "NanoBush" for a particular country's international charisma, or perhaps (to underscore the fact that not all such metrics require fractional values) the MegaPalin, the amount of charisma necessary to offset one logical point during a national debate.

      Quid errata demonstrandum.

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    20. Re:Valid election? by tmetzcc325 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is no NEED for E-voting. 12-24 hours to handcount paper ballots is sufficient and also enough to have the counting audited/supervised by independent parties.

      The problem then becomes, 'How do we determine who is an independent party who is unbiased enough to give us a truthful audit?' Other than that little problem, though, I agree with you fully.

    21. Re:Valid election? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Quid errata demonstrandum.

      A bit of grammar correction required, but a serendipitously funny take on the phrase... ;-)

      Or did you actually mean to say "quod erat..."?

    22. Re:Valid election? by Locklin · · Score: 1

      Sure, but any systematic bias in the machines worth raising a stink about is going to be painfully obvious after a trillion random votes.

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    23. Re:Valid election? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why they can't laser print something like a scantron. Reliable, and easy to read with human eyes as well.

      For what I understand, the only reliability problems with scantrons are due to the fact that a meatbag fills them in with Pencil normally. Now, printing a black square in the right spot it something laser printers are very good at. Especially if they print the whole thing.

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    24. Re:Valid election? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      The probability that the paper trail doesn't match the electronic voting record under an assumption of an unbiased machine is a function of the machine's reliability. If the paper trail is properly kept and the machine truly is reliable enough to use for voting, this probability should be very close to 0. The effect of multiple comparisons on the data should thus be rather small. Still, it may exist, and that's why I backed away somewhat from insisting upon an exact match.

      It's late and I'm probably missing something obvious, but I'm a bit unclear on your argument's meaning. Are you arguing that the false positive rate would be too high due to the multiple comparisons you'd have to make to test the sample against the hypothesis? You can tweak the threshold required to identify the result as a mismatch if that's the case. You'll lose sensitivity (so you'll be less likely to detect tampering in the first place) but gain specificity. There's also Bonferroni correction. Another option was suggested by a poster: keep the threshold high and confirm by an examination of a larger sample of the record. Not only could you compare paper trails, but you could also compare the two samples for consistency using something as simple as a t-test, since the mean is an unbiased estimator and you would expect the two samples to have very close means if assuming a lack of systemic bias. (That isn't to say that a latent bias doesn't exist in the voting patterns, but a good random sampling shouldn't have too much of this).

      My guess is that this whole discussion is pointless anyway, since we need a verifiable paper trail before any of this would apply and the government has not shown any insistence on one.

    25. Re:Valid election? by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

      I'll do it; I'm apathetic.

      Put all the cameras in the world on me while I do it; I have no intention to stack the box in anyones favor, and I'm hard to buy off because I don't really want anything that money can buy. I suppose someone could threaten me, but I've also got a sword and a .22 long rifle (along with a varsity letter in rifle) within arms reach, even at this very moment.

      I suggest you find a handful of geeks like myself and force them to count the ballots. :)

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    26. Re:Valid election? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      A voting machine is just a counter, so it shouldn't be hard to actually create agnostic voting machines.

      With that I mean that the voting machine itself never contains any information about the candidates or issues involved in the voting. It will be some extra work matching the vote count with the candidates, but not much if you make sure that you use a hash code for each candidate instead.

      This way it's at least harder to have some kind of hard-coded tweak that changes number of votes to improve the chances for a certain candidate.

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    27. Re:Valid election? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      And incidentally, I'm voting absentee. On a paper ballot. With a pen.

      ... which will be lost until it's counted in the 2016 Election, then discarded because it can't be mickied with an electronic device.

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    28. Re:Valid election? by rotteneffekt · · Score: 1

      There are 'watchers' when there's an election in some distant african country, to make sure the elections are 'free and fair'. Who's watching the watchers? Having previously had problems with elections... just my 2cents(euro)

    29. Re:Valid election? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did this turn into a discussion on the f*^%#!^ license(!) of the voting machine's software?!

      C'mon, it's so simple. Voting processes have enough points of failure already, no need to introduce even more complex machinery. That inevitably leads to more points of failure. Regardless of the software's license. Duh.

      Other aspects of voting processes that speak against the use of computers include:

      -Accessibility. People that can't use computers have not died out yet, and won't for a while.

      -Accountability. Tracing votes isn't possible when there are no printed paper ballots. When there are printed ballots however, which then also need to take precedence over the computer's count of votes (like you advocate), what's the point of using computers in the first place?

    30. Re:Valid election? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Yeah one could reason like that but it's so fucking hard to make an application which can record button presses so this huge trade secret must be covered up so no-one else steals the ideas and implementation.

    31. Re:Valid election? by dbIII · · Score: 3, Interesting
      This time it's static electricity, next time it will be an unexpected (and unobserved by other means) large vote by women for Palin. It just has to be a plausable excuse and a margin that isn't entirely impossible.

      Personally after the last decade of elections with unusual problems I think it's time to call in the UN to run this one. Use US election rules but just let a third party that is not in it for profit and is able to apply the same way to do things everywhere. If you really want voting machines get them from India where they are an order of magnitude cheaper and are vastly more reliable.

      At least if McCain wins by static electricity he's better than the incumbent.

    32. Re:Valid election? by srussia · · Score: 1

      You do realize that a result with only a 0.001 chance of happening still does happen 1 time in a thousand, don't you? How are you going to base anything on a random sampling? You can't prove an outcome is biased, only that the likelihood has a certain probability of occurrence.

      Lies, damned lies and statictics.

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    33. Re:Valid election? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Open Source licencing is not necessary to build a system with high Nixon Number, nor is it assured that an OSS system will have one. However, I would argue that(barring substantial advances in static analysis of binaries, or the like) publicly auditable code,

      Doesn't do you any good unless you can prove that the version running on the computer terminal at the polling station is the publicly audited version.

      along with a publicly available trusted compiler,

      A far greater mind than I has already discussed this and pointed out that with a sufficiently determined attacker, there's no such thing:

      http://cm.bell-labs.com/who/ken/trust.html

      publicly disclosed hashes of all binaries, etc, etc. is in practice necessary to achieve a Nixon Number high enough to be considered for critical uses like voting.

      How do you verify that the system is using the code that matches your hash rather than just ignoring it and running its own version?

      End of the day, the GP's right. No matter how open or closed the voting system used, it can't really be trusted unless it provides a separate human-verifiable vote for checking purposes with every single vote cast.

    34. Re:Valid election? by johannesg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no NEED for E-voting. 12-24 hours to handcount paper ballots is sufficient and also enough to have the counting audited/supervised by independent parties.

      The problem then becomes, 'How do we determine who is an independent party who is unbiased enough to give us a truthful audit?' Other than that little problem, though, I agree with you fully.

      Ok, since you apparently lack any kind of clue I will spell it out for you... To solve this conundrum, you must figure out who might be interested in a fair outcome. That suggests you might want to include people from every group you can vote for (easy in the US), and any concerned citizens who do not want to live in a dictatorship.

      Then you get all these people together and let them count. Once all present agree on the outcome, the vote is final.

      Now, for the sake of argument, let's say you want to subvert this process. The number of people you have to subvert includes the entire set of counters, in enough counting stations that it makes a difference. That's thousands, possibly tens of thousands of people (that's the high "Nixon Number" of an earlier poster). A conspiracy with that many people is hard to keep hidden. And that's precisely why you need to count like this.

    35. Re:Valid election? by wilder_card · · Score: 1

      That, Sir or Madam, is one of the best analyses ever posted on Slashdot. The fact that it was done by someone named "fuzzyfuzzyfungus" is somewhat disturbing. However, I expect I'll use the "Nixon Number" frequently from now on.

    36. Re:Valid election? by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      I suggest you find a handful of geeks like myself and force them to count the ballots. :)

      If you can be forced to count, you can be forced to count so that the total matches one side's desired result.

    37. Re:Valid election? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "Ideally the votes should be counted both ways to ensure that they line up."

      They won't line up. Both methods will err (computers shouldn't, but will) and each one will give you a different result. Idealy, we should have one, secure, way. There are secure algorithms for voting, the only problem is getting the public to grasp them.

    38. Re:Valid election? by Skrapion · · Score: 1

      Both methods will err (computers shouldn't, but will) and each one will give you a different result.

      A small error is okay, as long as both methods say that the same person won. If they don't, a recount is valid.

      Idealy, we should have one, secure, way.

      Huh? You solution to the problem is to make sure nobody notices the problem?

      No system is 100% secure. Employing measures that ensure you notice when you system is compromised is A Good Thing.

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    39. Re:Valid election? by RobinH · · Score: 1

      You can automate both the voting process and the vote tallying process, provided you publish a government standard ballot format. The vote machine generates the standard paper ballot that has both human readable (text) and machine readable (e.g. 2D barcode) data on it. The human who votes verifies their vote using the human readable portion. The vote tallying machine scans the paper ballots and tallies the votes.

      That allows you to tally votes electronically for efficiency and speed, but if there's a problem, you can go back and count by hand. If you find that the hand count doesn't match the electronic count, you start checking the encoded information vs. the human readable information. If they match, then the vote tallying system is to blame, and you sue that company. If they don't match, then the vote generating machine is to blame, and you sue that company.

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    40. Re:Valid election? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      You are either Steve Balmer or a gigantic idiot. The problem with electronic voting machines has been the ability to certify them as accurate voting counting devices. In order to certify them you need to look at the source code to see how the machine functions. Diebold and other manufacturers prevented investigators from looking at the source code because they claimed it would violate their trade secrets. Thus these machines could not be properly certified.

      So the issue is with the ability of a State to verify and certify these machines as proper vote counting machines. It doesn't matter if it's open source or not.

      Open Source was NEVER part of the argument for or against electronic voting machines. The issue has always centered around the ability to determine if these machines were reliable.

    41. Re:Valid election? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I agree that human-verifiable vote trail, which basically means paper, is a very good thing and(as you might expect from my whining about our trying to do it on the cheap) I see no reason not to do it. I don't think, though, that the challenges to electronic voting are insurmountable and, even though paper voting is likely to be viable for the forseeable future, we as a society are going to be faced with various challenges of the form "$VITAL_SOCIAL_PROCESS is depends on the function of $COMPLEX_DIGITAL_DEVICE, and there are motives for various parties to try and subvert it. What do we do?". For that reason, I'd like to see research on the problem of building systems that are secure in the necessary sense. Electronic voting just happens to be the first really major test case to come up(the article on slashdot a little while back about breathalyzers is in a similar vein; though a smaller problem). We can just scrap electronic voting, and that is frankly the best thing to do, given its current state; but I don't think we can dodge the general problem of depending on complex systems, hence my desire to see a solution to that problem.

      As for your specific points, the hardware necessary to make a trustworthy system work probably wouldn't look all that much like an ordinary embedded system. This would be a big job, you'd really have to start from the bottom. Publicly available chip designs, manufactured under the oversight of whoever wished to watch, packaged in transparent epoxy so they their structure could be audited with a microscope at will, etc.

      One feature I would expect to see would be a code integrity equivalent of the watchdog timer. The voting machine, or whatever, would have a dedicated chip(ASIC, not programmable) with its own externally visible screen. At boot, that chip would read the system's installed binaries, compute a hash, and display the hash on the external screen(there would be some complication in that parts of a system image, like private keys, would differ per system, so the system would also need to have a hardware level separation between program storage and storage for certain variables). Before using the voting machine, you would check the screen. Presumably the polling place would post the expected hash that people should check for, and anybody who wanted to be sure would be able to use the publicly available compiler and system sources to build their own binaries and compute the hash.

      Thompson's paper is pretty freaky. For exactly the reasons he points out a "trusted compiler" would have to be produced manually, written in assembly and verified by as many skilled in the relevant arts as could be found(I'm not sure whether it would be more practical to write the compiler directly, or whether it would make more sense to write a minimally complex, just-good-enough compiler and use that to compile from verified source the real compiler).

    42. Re:Valid election? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      A random sample isn't a matter of 1 in a thousand, it's a matter of Z values and deviations. Even a stratified random sample of 100 would give you 1 possible error out of the whole world's population, maybe even less.

    43. Re:Valid election? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along rather different lines, as it happens - lines which I suspect would be rather cheaper and wouldn't require a scanning electron microscope and team of chip design experts to verify.

      Two separate machines built by two separate companies. The first is a touchscreen device similar to the existing ones, only it prints out a human and computer readable ballot - perhaps with MICR or something akin to those sheets of paper that are used for computer-marked tests with black bars in strategic places. The design of this ballot is pre-specified by a government body to be simple for both human and computer to understand.

      One of the more common ideas mooted is "the human then places the human readable ballot in a box for later". My idea is a little more sophisticated - the slot in the box is actually an electronic ballot reader which forms the basis of the second machine. Once counted, the vote lands in a locked box.

      Provided all goes according to plan, both machines should produce identical results. If there is significant discrepancy, count the paper ballots.

    44. Re:Valid election? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      IANALS but I was trying for "how many".

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    45. Re:Valid election? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      "There is no NEED for E-voting. 12-24 hours to handcount paper ballots is sufficient and also enough to have the counting audited/supervised by independent parties."

      True as things stand but the easier and cheaper it is to hold a nationwide vote the closer we come to a pure democracy where every important issue can be put to the whole population.

  8. This Just In by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Carpeted Man wins the general election by a whopping 6.88x10^89 votes! It was surely a shrewd maneuver to choose a Van de Graaff generator as his running mate!

    This is one for the record books, folks.

    1. Re:This Just In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Correction: The Carpeted Man wins the general election by a whopping 6.88x10^89 volts!

    2. Re:This Just In by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      Ha, this Van de Graaf generator of his is no match for my Wimshurst machine. Only problem: the charge could go either way! Think of it as swing votes :-)

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    3. Re:This Just In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one hell of a Van de Graaff generator, even if every electron caused a mole's worth of votes.

    4. Re:This Just In by Loko+Draucarn · · Score: 1

      I for one am glad to have such a Civic-minded hero serving the public.

      Let's make a difference!

    5. Re:This Just In by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 1

      I'm glad someone got my cartoon reference

  9. Solution? by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Paper ballots?

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    1. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ONLY way to go. What are you gonna do, count fucking bits and electrons when the power goes out??

    2. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's no way static electricity could create several thousand new rows in a database, the odds of bits being flipped randomly in the correct format are extremely low. However, if they just have a row for each candidate, with a count next to it, then it could be altered... but wouldn't you want some sort of signature to protect from this kind of accident? If a bit if flipped, the signature is invalid and you count the paper ballots to verify the count.

    3. Re:Solution? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      What paper ballots?

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    4. Re:Solution? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Paper ballots?

      Chad disagrees. Ask him yourself - he's hanging out around here somewhere.

    5. Re:Solution? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Paper ballots... right...

      Actually this is how it goes :
      - Some kind of guy nominally in charge : WTF is this ? we have fifteen hundred votes that are unaccounted for ! You told me that this software of yours was fool proof !
      - Local BOFH (browsing his excuse list) : Ah, umm...
      It must have been because of... Uh...
      "Solar flares"... nah,
      "hardware stress fractures", no, too many words,
      "fat electrons in the line", love that one, but not this time,
      "static from nylon underwear", hmmm, pretty good but far fetched...
      Um. Wait a minute...

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    6. Re:Solution? by compro01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find it difficult to believe that people cannot design and implement a reliable, electrically actuated hole punching machine usable by everyone eligible to vote in the bloody country.

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    7. Re:Solution? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      There's no way static electricity could create several thousand new rows in a database, the odds of bits being flipped randomly in the correct format are extremely low.

      You don't have a clue about how computers and/or electronic devices actually work, do you?

      The static electricity is going to hit the input device and generate odd input.

      Example: You start voting your ballot, top down. Vote, vote, vote ZAP! (also generates a voter done event), vote, vote, vote ZAP! (also generates a voter done event). Poorly coded software could easily generate more than one ballot with identical entries at the top.

      This is Slashdot, so I'm not going to read the article, but if it suggested anything along the lines you wrote, that's just plain braindead.

      I regularly ZAP hand held devices due to static electricity. When I'm entering an automobile or exiting an automobile I regularly get ZAPped by the metal in the door. I've learned to touch my key or something else metallic lightly to the frame before getting into a car so I do not get ZAPped.

      This is probably a software issue, but has absolutely nothing to do with the spreadsheet or database software itself. Nothing.

      The multiple ZAP scenario is not so farfetched. I'm a pacer and I have backed away from a voting machine before to think more before casting an individual vote. There's another guy at work who paces like me too, don't know what his behavior is like in the voting booth though.

    8. Re:Solution? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      "Solar flares"... nah,

      The bit density and capacity of modern computers has gone up so much that that's not so farfetched any more.

    9. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intermediate solution to help ease the economy: flip a coin. Seriously, but also not.

      Consider this: the candidates are virtually dead-even every time "nowadays" except for a margin that was in the 2000 election smaller than a fifth of the 1500-vote discrepancy caused by random error in this most recent example of vote miscounting. Just flip the power switches of the voting machines until we're willing to fix the system, release the poll workers, stop spending so darn much money after the primaries, and say, "Everyone got it narrowed down? Great! Heads or tails?"

    10. Re:Solution? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      I find it difficult to believe that people cannot design and implement a reliable, electrically actuated hole punching machine usable by everyone eligible to vote in the bloody country.

      You seem to be missing a rather large point. I'm sure that if someone were to ATTEMPT to make such a machine, it would not get bought. You don't think there might be a REASON for this, do you?

    11. Re:Solution? by honkycat · · Score: 1

      While your explanation is probably close to what they'd claim, that seems pretty darn farfetched to me. I'd think that a separate authorization from a separate terminal would be necessary to allow a voting station to cast a second ballot. Otherwise you're just begging for people to hurry and vote twice while no one's looking... Of course, maybe that's asking too much of the engineers designing the systems to implement the VERY BASIS FOR OUR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC.

    12. Re:Solution? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      A static charge in the right kind of touchscreen could quite possibly influence where those presses are registered. Nobody said the static had to be in the database...

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    13. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, they'd still claim that static electricity was responsible for the 1500 extra paper ballots that appeared in the cardboard box.

    14. Re:Solution? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      While your explanation is probably close to what they'd claim, that seems pretty darn farfetched to me.

      I'll take that as a compliment, then. I'm not trying to defend the voting machine guys. Do note the

      Poorly coded software

      part.

      I voted by machine once in Austin TX, Presidential election 2004. I was absolutely appalled by the procedure. The precinct I voted in in Dallas 2006 I think had paper ballots, but my mind was on other more important things, so I forget. The only winning candidate I voted for was the lady running for state office who had written a porn novel.

      There are plenty of ways to "misplace" votes.

      2008, of course, my vote was stolen. Libertarian reregistering Republican in Bay Area of California? Lose that voter registration application when the applicant is overseas and cannot complain and remedy the situation before the deadline.

      So yes, static electricity can maybe generate votes. Who cares? It's like asking how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, or how many 100s of Billions of dollars the US Senate can add to an "emergency" bill in political pork.

      How do we get fair elections? It has to begin with something that includes a TV blackout so the media cannot call an election before people are done voting on the West Coast (and Alaska and Hawaii).

      Q: When was the last time California was carried by a Republican candidate?
      A: 1980 (1984 does not count, that was the last fair election and featured the only extremely popular elected[1] incumbent we've had in the last 50 years) and Jimmy Carter conceded the election before folks were finished voting.

      [1] Promoted Vice President Johnson in 1964 does not count either in that category and note that even though he was eligible for reelection in 1968, wisely decided to concede in the primaries.

    15. Re:Solution? by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      That system is still vulnerable to a vote invalidation technique. You don't have to generate extra votes for YOUR guy, just destroy more votes of the other guy by punching extra holes in them during counting.

    16. Re:Solution? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that if someone were to ATTEMPT to make such a machine, it would not get bought. You don't think there might be a REASON for this, do you?

      Yeah, somebody forgot to sufficiently bribe^Hcontribute to the party the Board of Elections is from.

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    17. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What about individual ballots for individual choices? The way we do it in the civilised world.

    18. Re:Solution? by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Or just a marker like we use in California.

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    19. Re:Solution? by houghi · · Score: 1

      I can not believe that people can not design a paper where you use a pen to fill out a field and then put that through a scanner. It doesn't even have to be able to do OCR. Just determine what people voted. If the machine is not sure, put it aside and let people determine this manually.

      This would both speed up the counting, make it easy to use and leave a paper trail and it give Diebold and other the opportunity to sell machines and thus the need to bribe senators and others.

      Everybody wins.

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    20. Re:Solution? by hey! · · Score: 1

      No! Demand Internal Combustion voting machines.

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    21. Re:Solution? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Don't you know that paper is a static generator.

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    22. Re:Solution? by DelShalDar · · Score: 1

      Actually, they have, and some towns actually implement such a scheme. Mine does. There's one, single, machine that you put your own ballot into and it electronically tallies the votes (likely a Scantron-style thing), while the big bin underneath it stores the black-marker-filled ballot for later checking/recounting as necessary. With a larger town or city, all it would take is a larger number of these machines to handle the amount of voter traffic.

      The only potential drawbacks are that the pre-printed forms could potentially be misprinted (hard to do without someone noticing) or (with multiple batches) the listings get re-ordered (easy to manage with a machine-readable print-code), and that during the time you travel between the little bench/booth used to fill out the ballot and the scanning machine, someone might be able to see how you voted by looking at the physical piece of paper (having 20/5 vision can sometimes cause an unintentional breach of privacy).

    23. Re:Solution? by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 1

      While paper ballets work reliably for no inconsiderable number of modern democracies and while they certainly used to work for America as well, I think you fail to understand that voting machines, and all the accompanying problems, have been part of the American voting process for several decades now. Therefore removing them would be an assault on tradition.

      You insensitive clod

    24. Re:Solution? by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      They have this same system working where I voted in Kansas City. It seems like a reasonably secure system as such systems go.
      Well, they also had a touch screen system... so users get their choice of how they want to vote.

  10. I can see... by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

    I can see a lot of potential for this to cause problems with our current political situation. Maybe this will finally get people charged up about bringing back paper and pencil voting.

    1. Re:I can see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see a lot of potential...

      I see what you did there.

    2. Re:I can see... by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Somehow I don't see voting in pencil as a good method of preventing votes from being changed. Can I vote in pen instead?

  11. Repeat it? by sqrt(2) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Generating static electricity isn't very difficult. I can't imagine it would be very hard to repeat this problem and prove that static was causing it. But the whole idea of the scientific method has really fallen out of favor in this country, why not just make up an explanation that feels true instead of investigating. I'm sure no one was trying to sway the elections...

    Electronic voting is such a horrible, horrible idea.

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    1. Re:Repeat it? by rtconner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the point is that this is not physically even possible, and it's obvious that lies are being told. A data storage device that is not protected from static electricity is not a storage device at all.

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    2. Re:Repeat it? by Duffy13 · · Score: 1

      I kinda disagree. Seeing how the hand counts are actually done, and how often they still make mistakes implies to me that electronic counting is the solution. My big question is how the hell do they keep screwing electronic counting up? I mean, can it really be that hard to come up with a secure friggin counting system? It counts for crying out loud! Simple integer increases!!!!! I'm tempted to look at what they already have and try to come up with a solution in my spare time.

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    3. Re:Repeat it? by PatDev · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Electronic voting is such a horrible, horrible idea.

      Not really true. Electronic voting is a great idea implemented very badly. Let's consider how it compares to paper ballots:

      • If everyone is honest.
        • Paper ballots produce the correct output.
        • Electronic ballots produce the correct output.
      • If those counting the votes are not honest.
        • Paper votes get recounted if and only if someone powerful enough convinces a judge to order a recount.
        • The incorrect outcomes are hopefully detected beforehand in the massive open nationwide audit (because that should exist).

      The problem isn't that electronic voting is a bad idea, the problem is that as a citizen I can't audit the code. Remember, if you put an honest algorithm into a computer, you get an honest answer.

    4. Re:Repeat it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, if you put an honest algorithm into a computer, you get an honest answer.
      Iff the computer is actually running only your algorithm with the right input data.

    5. Re:Repeat it? by PatDev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. Every voting system has a point of failure somewhere. Those who actually count the votes must trust that those who bring votes to them are bringing actual ballots. Once each polling place tolls its own votes, these are added up elsewhere, where they are assuming they are getting honest data.

      The point isn't that it's bulletproof, the point is that its better. The more humans we can involve openly before the election and the fewer humans we can involve unsupervised during the election, the better.

    6. Re:Repeat it? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      If those counting the votes are not honest.

      * Paper votes get recounted if and only if someone powerful enough convinces a judge to order a recount.

      This assumes that those counting the votes did not substitute their own votes for the ones actually cast.

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    7. Re:Repeat it? by PatDev · · Score: 1

      If those counting the votes are not honest.

      This assumes that those counting the votes did not substitute their own votes for the ones actually cast.

      Emphasis (and original quote) mine.

    8. Re:Repeat it? by ThaddaeusV · · Score: 1

      The honesty of the people executing a hand recount can be ensured, or at least rendered minimally relevant, by procedure. Here's an example:

      You are a vote-counter, part of a small army of temp workers called in to do the job. You get a big pile of ballots. Your job is to separate them into a McCain pile, and an Obama pile. Each pile is then checked by a different worker to make sure it only contains what it's supposed to contain. If you put Obama ballots in the McCain pile, the person checking your piles should correct it. At some point, each precinct is going to have two big piles, each of which only contains votes for one candidate. At this point, this has been verified by multiple pairs of eyes checking each ballot. The actual count can be done by feeding each pile into very simple machines of the type used by banks to count money. For obvious reasons, these machines are highly accurate, tamper-resistant, and consist of widely used and extensively proven technology.

      Given the above, how would *you* game the system?

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    9. Re:Repeat it? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here in Mexico we have a quite different electoral system:

      To vote, voters are given IDs with photograph to make sure they don't cheat and vote twice.

      The ones counting the votes are citizens (chosen randomly, just like members of a jury), supervised by a representative of each one of the political parties, who can complain later about any bad behavior they saw.

      Later, the urns with all the ballots are sent to the main office of the electoral institute, also independent from the government (but funded by it), who then take the count results - if there is a complaint, the complaint is followed and the ballots are recounted. If they can't for some reason (such as the evidence of ballots being stolen - they're numbered), the urn is declared null and its votes are not counted for the final result.

      After all the complaints are addressed, the partial count results are summed by the Federal Electoral Institute (IFE), and the winner is declared.

      This procedure is expensive, slow and exhausting, but at least it's guaranteed to give honest results.

    10. Re:Repeat it? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Static is more likely going to zap your input, then output, and finally least likely to zap the actual process or storage.

      Why is it so far fetched to imagine a charged touchscreen incorrectly positioning presses?

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    11. Re:Repeat it? by bestinshow · · Score: 1

      But the touchscreen system should only record one vote per user.

      There's no way it should register 1500 extra votes, regardless of random input being entered from static electricity or flies, moths or cicadas wandering across the touchscreen / input device.

      After the vote has been registered for a user, no more votes should be allowed until the terminal is activated for the next voter.

    12. Re:Repeat it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you voted before? There's more than one question.

    13. Re:Repeat it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be the one that feeds the ballots to the ballot-counting machine. And I'd have a couple extra ballot-sized papers with me.

    14. Re:Repeat it? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>at least it's guaranteed to give honest results.

      Unless a party sabotaged the ballot urns in districts that favor the party's opponents (evidence of stealing, tampering, etc.). Wouldn't that invalidate the votes and thus give the edge to the dishonest party?

      -b

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    15. Re:Repeat it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about USA.
      But Brazillian's elections have used eletronic voting since before 1991, we never had a problem with it, nor did any votes appear randomly at any time.
      By the way, we have NO paper ballots, for over fifteen years we have used a fully eletronic system, not a mix like other countries. And we do have 200~ million people in Brazil.
      The problem is not eletronic voting, but a not well secured eletronic voting system.

  12. Excuse me? by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Also, voters wearing paraphernalia, caps, t-shirts and stickers, for candidates to the voting precinct, the board of elections said if poll workers see it, they will throw people out.

    I guess these places are not free speech zones.

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    1. Re:Excuse me? by corsec67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, considering what the Free Speech Cage(360 degree panorama) at the DNC in Denver looked like, where the Pepsi Center was barely visible, that restriction doesn't surprise me.

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    2. Re:Excuse me? by nate_in_ME · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most areas have a "no-campaigning" zone a certain distance from voting sites. I know here in Maine, you see a bunch of "vote for me" signs leading up to the voting sites, then they all end right by the sign that says "no campaigning beyond this point." I tried finding a good article about it, but this was the best i could find quickly...http://dallassouthblog.com/2008/09/23/no-campaign-t-shirts-or-buttons-inside-texas-new-york-new-jersey-and-other-polling-places/

    3. Re:Excuse me? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised either, just pissed that somebody who is willing to give up their rights can vote mine away also.

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    4. Re:Excuse me? by ThaddaeusV · · Score: 1

      > I guess these places are not free speech zones.

      No, they're not. Nor should they be under any circumstances. They are bias-free zones. If you come in *my* precinct with "paraphernalia" on, or talking about the candidates, or any other political issue, you will get one warning from me, and the second from a Paulding county sheriff's deputy, who will not think you are funny.

      Free speech does *not* mean you can say anything you want, anywhere you want, any time you want. There are many limits. You can't libel someone and call it free speech. Some information is classified and cannot be disseminated to those not cleared for it. In many jurisdictions there is such a thing as "fighting words". You can't (to use the classic example) shout "fire" in a crowded theater.

      Your right to speak is not abridged. You can say anything you want if you go 250 feet thataway, but polling places are protected by law as regions free of any persuasive influence. At home or on the street you can persuade or be persuaded to your heart's content. Once you pass that red "No Campaigning" sign, you are on your own and have to make up your own mind and vote what *you* think. That's the system.

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    5. Re:Excuse me? by iminplaya · · Score: 0, Troll

      Those are all well worn and quite tiresome authoritarian talking points, and are a violation of individual rights. And they are an assault on the concept of free will(Do we have it? Or not?). Hold the actor responsible and leave the speaker the hell alone.

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    6. Re:Excuse me? by ThaddaeusV · · Score: 1

      You're calling me authoritarian? I laugh. And so would anyone who knows me. Here's another well-worn talking point: Your right to swing your fist about ends at the tip of my nose. Similarly, your right to speak ends where it begins to infringe on my right to make a free and uninfluenced choice in exercising my franchise.

      Your post inspires some questions:
      1. Do you think that allowing active campaigning at the polls would enhance the democratic process?
      2. Do you feel that a 250' radius bubble of enforced neutrality is inhibiting the free exchange of ideas and public dialogue?
      3. Do you favor removing other restrictions on "free" speech, as described in my previous post?

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    7. Re:Excuse me? by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      You can say anything you want if you go 250 feet thataway,

      So then your freedom of speech IS abridged. You just happen to agree with the restriction.

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    8. Re:Excuse me? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      The no-campaigning zone is also a mandatory rule in Mexico. This is an achievement to prevent the government from pushing the voters to vote in favor of the official candidate (we have a history of the same party cheating and winning for 70 straight years).

    9. Re:Excuse me? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Those are all well worn and quite tiresome authoritarian talking points, and are a violation of individual rights.

      No! A violation of individual rights is if the government sponsors a candidate INSIDE the no-campaign zone, and prevents you from doing the same.

      Let's put it this way: The candidates are immortals fighting to chop each other's head off (there can be only one!), and the no-campaign zone is Holy Ground. Fighting there is forbidden.

    10. Re:Excuse me? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Harlow got busted for it, I'm not sure what happened. It is 250' and, where in Maine are you at if you don't mind me asking? (Farmington area here.)

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    11. Re:Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Electioneering is generally prohibited within a certain area around polling stations.

    12. Re:Excuse me? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Similarly, your right to speak ends where it begins to infringe on my right to make a free and uninfluenced choice in exercising my franchise.

      No way. Like too many others, you fail to differentiate between speech and action. Makes for a very difficult argument. If you cannot control your actions, then you alone have a serious problem. Otherwise I can go marching around claiming "the devil made me do it". And you would have to accept the Nuremberg defense in a war crimes trial. Or you have to accept that we don't have a free will. That we are very complex talking chimps, nothing more. Try to note that I'm am not forcing you to listen. You have every right to plug your ears and tune out. But that's as far as your rights go as it pertains to restricting speech. Just like your "fist/nose" analogy.

      1) Doesn't matter. Restricting speech always diminishes the process.
      2) Yes
      3) Absolutely. Would you favor the imprisonment of a whistle blower that uses classified info to uncover illegal or otherwise harmful activity? And "fighting words"? Please!. What a bunch of hillbilly crap. Libel? Again, it's the listener's responsibility to verify anything before he acts. The person who acts on false information is the one to punish.

      And no, I didn't call you an authoritarian. Only that you are using their points to infringe on rights specifically spelled out in the amendment. So I ask you and all the others, What part of no law don't you understand?

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    13. Re:Excuse me? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Mexico has no law to protect free speech as well as the American's 1st amendment is supposed to. Mexico also has "no reeleccion"(please, help me with the accents, etc...). It hasn't diminished the corruption one bit. Not that I mind. Eternal summer kinda makes up for it.

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    14. Re:Excuse me? by pianoben · · Score: 0

      Electioneering laws typically mandate that polling places be free of campaigning activity. When I go to vote, people with signs and fliers and t-shirts have a 50-foot perimeter, beyond which they can't go.

  13. Bullshit. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't buy it. Static can definitely frag electronic devices that aren't properly protected; but having static damage and/or random bit flipping cause 1500 extra votes to appear in an otherwise valid filesystem is the computer equivalent of a human getting cancer and, instead of a lethal tumor, growing an extra, fully functional eye.

    At best, the system is seriously, seriously flawed. If there is even basic checksumming in place(never mind signing) it would be functionally impossible for static damage to imitate valid data. At bad, there is some other error entirely, and it has been decided that an idiot emitting bullshit is cheaper and easier than actually investigating the problem. At worst, which is upsettingly plausible, the system is suffering from outright fraud, and those involved don't even feel the need to lie convincingly.

    1. Re:Bullshit. by GrpA · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, depending on just how badly designed the system is (think primary-school-level understanding of technology that most managers have) it could be plausible... Especially without any details on how the system works.

      Static (when it doesn't destroy an input by shorting out the diode protection network on it) causes a signal to be received.

      If you designed a basic enough cartridge (eg, 1 button on each input, with the cartridge just registering "Button Presses") then yes, I can actually imagine that causing false votes registered.

      And I can also imagine vote machines using this type of technology as non-tech savvy people design this equipment and I've seen designs as stupid as this in money changing machines...

      And it didn't take the kids at arcades long to figure out rub your feet on the carpet, get free coins.

      If they can make this mistake on a machine giving out their own money, then beleive me, it's not that much of a stretch of imagination to beleive they would do something equally stupid in the design of a voting machine.

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    2. Re:Bullshit. by patches · · Score: 1

      Well think about this. If the black box voting machine is touch screen based, couldn't static possibly cause false touches?

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    3. Re:Bullshit. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      If they can make this mistake on a machine giving out their own money, then beleive me, it's not that much of a stretch of imagination to beleive they would do something equally stupid in the design of a voting machine

      Just, exactly, WTF is 'they'? Diebold^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPremier Elections Systems designs 'voting machines'. Arcade games are designed by video game companies like Electronic Arts or Midway or whatever. Which, BTW--the companies that make the arcade games or the money changing machines found at arcades are certainly not giving out their own money. The company that makes money changing machines isn't hurt at all by arcades getting ripped off -- except maybe by reputation.

    4. Re:Bullshit. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      At worst, which is upsettingly plausible, the system is suffering from outright fraud, and those involved don't even feel the need to lie convincingly.

      You don't get it. For most people, that is a convincing lie.

      If any geeks speak up about it, they're just part of the "intellectual elite" trying to subvert american freedom.

      Of course, these claims will be used as "outrage politics" to draw the common man away from the otherwise inevitable second conclusion: if these machines are subject to errors from "static", why are we using them?

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    5. Re:Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said it. now if 256, 512, 1024 etc votes had changed, maybe I could believe that one bit flipped! But just as you say, even a system like that would be retarded. No Checksums on the votes? Come on.

    6. Re:Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a nice eye you have on your face, dude... How did you get that?

      Oh well, static electricity, y'know.

    7. Re:Bullshit. by darkonc · · Score: 1

      Most (all?) storage systems have an ECC (Error Correcting Code) system embeded in them. This means that you'd have to not only randomly flip bits, but flip them and the ECC bits in such a way that the change is not only not corrected, but not detected -- That's about a 4-billion to one improbability. Now multiply that by the probability of randomly flipping the vote count bits but not showing up in other strange ways and I figure you've got a better chance of beingg killed by a metorite (hint: hasn't happened yet in modern history).

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    8. Re:Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it was intelligent designed static damage?

  14. It would take quite a bit of static electricity... by isBandGeek() · · Score: 1

    for John McCain to win DC's electoral votes, considering that at least 70% of DC is going to vote for all Democrats this November...

  15. Having worked with embedded systems by gillbates · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The answer is yes, it is possible.

    However, in my rather limited experience with inadvertently shocking boards, the most common result is that the board resets itself.

    11 points, though:

    1. While it is indeed possible for static electricity to jostle bus lines, power supply lines, etc..., I find it rather unlikely that static discharge would add an extra 10111011100 (binary) votes for a candidate. I would find a power of two (such as 2048 or 4096) more plausible, but still unlikely.
    2. Any engineer worth his salt is going to design the board and layout to minimize the possibility of static discharge damage. I'm not sure why any competent engineer would design the case with an electrical path from VCC or data lines to the user interface; regardless, it seems very odd that static is the culprit. Still, those who can remember the Palm cradle fiasco know that such oversights do occasionally make it into commercial products.
    3. I don't for a moment believe static is to blame. Even assuming well-intentioned engineers, it is far more likely that the code has a race condition, or the box was hacked, or it was deliberate sabotage. They're probably saying static because they have no clue what happened.
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    1. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure the idea that static electricity would cause an exact number of votes to appear may seem improbable. Some might say infinitely improbable.

      But I plan on using this new evidance in a defence case against the RIAA. I didn't download any of the thousands of songs on my computer. It was just a static electricity glitch that caused a metric assload of bits to flip in patterns that happen to exactly match music.

      On that note, I'm in the process of writing an epic novel using only random number generators and a dictionary file to validate against. I can't wait to read my book.

    2. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by EveLibertine · · Score: 1

      The answer is yes, it is possible.

      However, in my rather limited experience with inadvertently shocking boards, the most common result is that the board resets itself.

      11 points, though:

      1. While it is indeed possible for static electricity to jostle bus lines, power supply lines, etc..., I find it rather unlikely that static discharge would add an extra 10111011100 (binary) votes for a candidate. I would find a power of two (such as 2048 or 4096) more plausible, but still unlikely.
      2. Any engineer worth his salt is going to design the board and layout to minimize the possibility of static discharge damage. I'm not sure why any competent engineer would design the case with an electrical path from VCC or data lines to the user interface; regardless, it seems very odd that static is the culprit. Still, those who can remember the Palm cradle fiasco know that such oversights do occasionally make it into commercial products.
      3. I don't for a moment believe static is to blame. Even assuming well-intentioned engineers, it is far more likely that the code has a race condition, or the box was hacked, or it was deliberate sabotage. They're probably saying static because they have no clue what happened.

      I think this is all criminally stupid, and wasn't going to comment here, but now I suppose I will to clarify something in your post.

      You mention that it is unlikely that static discharge would add an extra 10111011100 votes, more or less, for a candidate. I think that's a fair statement, but chances are that in this case is that the fraudulent votes were cast across multiple machines, and not in one single static event. This just changes the perspective of the problem, and leads the brunt of your conclusion intact, so I suppose its largely a moot point except when you are considering how exactly to reproduce this effect with engineering. I'm not capable of this, but I find it interesting.

      Either way, its hard to imagine voters in this district not shitting themselves over this, and not realizing that they're getting seriously boned.

    3. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      I think it could be fairly trivial for static to add that number of votes. Depending on the register size, all you would need to do is have a register with 1500 less votes than its maximum capacity. Assuming that the static interference toggled all of the bits to one, that would add exactly 1500 votes.

      Whether or not static electricity can cause this is another matter entirely. I find it unlikely that it is the culprit, but assuming that it were possible for this to occur, it's possible that it could add any number of votes up to the maximum size of the register that it zaps.

    4. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by noidentity · · Score: 1

      While it is indeed possible for static electricity to jostle bus lines, power supply lines, etc..., I find it rather unlikely that static discharge would add an extra 10111011100 (binary) votes for a candidate. I would find a power of two (such as 2048 or 4096) more plausible, but still unlikely.

      What if static electricity changes one bit on the address or data bus during an opcode read? That change can easily have non-linear effects.

    5. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While it is indeed possible for static electricity to jostle bus lines, power supply lines, etc..., I find it rather unlikely that static discharge would add an extra 10111011100 (binary) votes for a candidate. I would find a power of two (such as 2048 or 4096) more plausible, but still unlikely.

      ...all while leaving the other 512MB uncorrupted so that the software runs without crashing and is able to perform the rest of its duties.

      Bullshit. There are better odds of our sun going supernova in the next 30 seconds and us being saved by Rocky & Bullwinkle flying backwards ala Superman to reverse time.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    6. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Any engineer worth his salt is going to design the board and layout to minimize the possibility of static discharge damage.

      There's only so much you can do. Where I work (and most electronic companies, actually), boards and components are handled with care to minimize static discharges. This includes workplaces and packaging made from low static material, ionized air blowers, wrist straps and other things.

      The human threshold for even feeling the static discharge is 3500V. Some CMOS components can be damaged by as little as 500V or less. I've seen space qualified ASIC dies that were sensitive down to 50V. You have to wear special clothing to even get near them.

      You can cause damage, not just a scrambling of numbers, with a discharge you wouldn't even feel. I've seen it happen. If there's metal on the outside of a voting unit that's floating (not grounded) and provides a direct path to anything sensitive, it could happen. Multiple bits could get flipped to different values.

    7. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by marxmarv · · Score: 1

      While it is indeed possible for static electricity to jostle bus lines, power supply lines, etc..., I find it rather unlikely that static discharge would add an extra 10111011100 (binary) votes for a candidate. I would find a power of two (such as 2048 or 4096) more plausible, but still unlikely.

      1536 (110 0000 0000) is a reasonable possibility, two bits right next door.

      But I still call shenanigans.

      --
      /. -- the Free Republic of technology.
    8. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by gedeco · · Score: 1

      so I suppose its largely a moot point except when you are considering how exactly to reproduce this effect with engineering. I'm not capable of this, but I find it interesting.

      For this purpose, there exist devices generating a static discharge.
      I have seen weird things happening using such a device, even a ATM started dispensing money (in a test environment)

      However, if static electricity is to blame, the extra votes should probably affect both candidates an not one.

    9. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by moofrank · · Score: 1

      Using static as a blame is not exactly a new thing. Sun blamed its infamous 3000/4000 series non-ECC memory and backplane bug on "cosmic rays".

      That actually took hold enough as an urban legend that some folks can still blame a computer crash on cosmic rays and others will nod sagely.

    10. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      11 points, though:
      1. ...
      2. ...
      3. ...

      Shouldn't that be either

      3 points, though:
      1. ...
      2. ...
      3. ...

      Or perhaps

      11 points, though:
      01. ...
      10. ...
      11. ...

      ;)

      (This text used to get around the lameness filter, that is all, and nothing more.)

    11. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to point out that for the static electricity to have even been a problem, whoever was working with the insides of the machine was probably not "strapped down" (i.e. an ESD strap on your wrist going to ground), and the necessary electronics inside were not at the very least coated with some sort of spray on plastic layer (like it should have been). Those two things will easily get rid of your static electricity problems.

      I honestly don't buy the whole "voters touching the screen" or lever, or whatever they touch on the machine, could have done this. Someone had to get inside and touch the electronics themselves for static to have seriously been any sort of relevant problem.

      It is possible that for whatever reason, the machine itself wasn't manufactured probably and somehow static could have seeped through, but that's highly unlikely.

      So I go back to my first assumption, that if static is somehow to blame, whoever assembled the machine didn't take necessary precautions in the first place, and the ESD that occurred during assembly is now causing problems (which in theory, is possible).

      In either scenario, it just gives more credence as to why we shouldn't trust electronic voting.

    12. Re:Having worked with embedded systems by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      I too work for an electronics company, and have worked for many. I've noticed that there's plenty of employees who don't properly test their straps or even use them, and management turns a blind eye to it, unless whatever they're working on is actually a high-rel device (but how often is management actually around to watch you?).

      I know I've been guilty of it from time to time, and I'm sure you have too. I would venture to guess that if ESD was a problem, it happened during assembly, not during voting.

  16. BS! by cuby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can static create 1500 times the right wave patterns in order to simulate the electrical signals of a vote?... come on!

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    Math is beautiful... e^(pi*i)+1=0
    1. Re:BS! by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. It's a flimsy excuse, as cited up-thread.

      Sadly, someone will buy the excuse at a level of government where that excuse will be accepted.

      And we'll lose further faith in electronic voting capabilities, because they are so rife for fudging.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    2. Re:BS! by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

      If there's a large enough sample size, substantial deviations from 0 can occur.

      Static electricity doesn't sound right however. But it'd be the first excuse I would think of if I had no clue about electrical engineering.

    3. Re:BS! by rrohbeck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Simple answer: God dit it!
      If He can create fake "evidence" about evolution to mislead us, He sure can also wiggle just the right bits with a zap. Including the CRC or checksum that was there (hopefully.)

      With the right amount of disbelief in the scientific method and probabilities, anything is possible.

  17. I'm reserving my judgment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to know who it wrote in 1500 times. Noted candidates __________+#%#_ and @%*(DFB(_#@_!_ are probably the favorites for this electron season.

  18. GOOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm tired of all this damn negativity in politics nowadays.

    1. Re:GOOD by jd · · Score: 1

      There is, however, a possibility of shock results. Do you happen to know if Van de Graaf or Tesla will be charged with counting the votes? Or just charged with passing current in a public place?

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    2. Re:GOOD by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      Well, you can blame the electrical college for that.

  19. What's in a word? by martyb · · Score: 3, Funny

    The title to the linked article is: 'Static' Blamed for D.C.'s Extra Votes Snafu

    <Inigo_Montoya_mode>
    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    </Inigo_Montoya_mode>

    1. Re:What's in a word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      From the OED:

      Snafu:
      ...
      C. n. Now usu. with a and pl. A confusion or mix-up; a hitch, mishap; muddle, confused state.

    2. Re:What's in a word? by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Trust me. When talking about D.C., SNAFU is ALWAYS the right word.

      --
      Fly me to the moon Let me sing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On jupiter and mars
  20. There are many other way that vote would of got on by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    There are many other way that the votes would of got on there like.

    The cartridge and or voting system not being reset.

    People finding away to vote 2+ times in a race.

    Some rigging the vote.

    A hacker doing it to see if it can be done.

    Some kind of buffer / overflow / bad software that adds some number to the votes.

    A error code / build in testing code that some how got triggered.

    A build cheat code in the voting software.

  21. Just another attempt by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    to polarize the electorate.

    C'mon people now,
    Smile on your brother
    Ev'rybody get together
    Try and love one another right now...

    --
    What?
  22. What kind of static ? by mbone · · Score: 1

    Republican or democrat ?

  23. Stop voting, already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it about time we stop voting and start governing?

    1. Re:Stop voting, already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But whos going to tell us what to think?

  24. My fellow Americans! by fishthegeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    In this charged election cycle it is imperative that our current resistance to voting be overcome by taking the time to cool things off.

    Mr. OhmBama is conducting himself fluidly and we must expand our internal capacitors to make sure that our output never fluctuates.

    You already know that when the heat is on the resistance will increase! Be ready! We have a lot of ground to cover and we must always be careful not to take short cuts to that ground to avoid catastrophe.

    --
    load "$",8,1
  25. If a static shock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...can generate 1500 votes in a single day during a local election. I think blizzard would have a hell of a time dealing with the billions of gold being mysteriously generated in WoW every /second/

  26. slot machines are protected from static shocks and by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    slot machines are protected from Static shocks and other hacks and this seems like a hack job and not a static shock.

    Why can't they make voting systems that are just as hard to hack?

    I think that the NGC should look at the voting system to see how bad they are.

  27. Hmm... by Anton+Styles · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hmm... We have all the major news networks controlled by a totalitarian government, roughly 90% of the population making serious decisions based on the opinions of celebrities, and now static electricity generating votes... George Bush must really love television.

    --
    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you must really love being a moron and an asshat.

  28. Superhero by ZeroNullVoid · · Score: 1

    This looks like a job for Static Man...
    manipulating votes for the common man.

  29. yeah, yeah, that's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, static, that's it. And the dog ate my homework.

    1. Re:yeah, yeah, that's it by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      You see, my family is poor; we use an old voting machine as a PC and... I really did have my term paper written. It was a really, really good one, too, would've been an A for sure.

      Then, I got up to get a drink of water and... well... I have carpeting. When I sat down, ZAP! and it was gone!

      --
      APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
  30. Both the summary and article are FUBAR by Pinckney · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can read the board's report on their site [pdf].

    Highlights include the following:

    Sequoia was the manufacturer of the machines.

    They don't know why the error happened. It could have been static, or many other things. The board "accepts Sequoia's determination,reflected in its response to the board's queries, that multiple possibilities regarding the cause of the tabulation error exist, including: the speed which the Memory Packs were processed leading to some type of transient malfunction in the MPR unit; the Memory Pack not making full contact inside the MPR socket; or some type of electrical or static discharge taking place while inserting,reading or ejecting the cartridges at a rapid speed."

    "Random numbers" were added to vote totals. They say nothing about write-in votes, except that their procedure calls for auditing vote tallies by looking for "large write-in vote numbers, more recorded votes than registered voters".

    The errors were confined to precinct 141 in ward 2.

    They recorded 4759 votes, while their audit found that only 326 were cast.

  31. Electricity by jhp64 · · Score: 1

    Well, what do you expect in DC?

    --
    This is the way Bi-Coloured Python-Rock-Snakes always talk.
  32. That's how ye're gonna report it, boy... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What we have here..." *THUMP* "...is a failure to communicate."

    --
    Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  33. Reporters these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd just like to take a moment to highlight the amazing writing skills of the reporter:

    Also, voters wearing paraphernalia, caps, t-shirts and stickers, for candidates to the voting precinct, the board of elections said if poll workers see it, they will throw people out.

    Not sure who wrote this; no byline.

    I know it's customary to write another sentence in similar style to the prose one wishes to mock, but I don't think I can do justice to this. Rock on, anonymous reporter dude/dudette.

    I always thought journalism was a refuge for people who only could pass English classes. I guess in the Web 2.0 world the whole "passing English classes" thing was dropped.

    1. Re:Reporters these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? It makes ... well, some sense. Sure, the sentence is addressing a very specific audience. And it could probably have been phrased a little more clearly. But the warning about 'candidates to the voting precinct' throwing people out if the voting precinct is seen by poll workers - that's a good heads-up.

  34. Yes by John.P.Jones · · Score: 3, Funny

    Static electricity generally has very high voteage, but not much power, due to a small current.

    1. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      voteage

      teehee! wait ... nobody else caught that?

  35. You really want open source schematics by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2
    So that you can verify that the electrical design is static safe.

    Although designing for static safety is non-trivial, it is a very well understood field and should be part of any electronic design.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  36. Can PES create a back door and rig the elections by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    Because it is a black box, from all I know: Yes

    There needs to be a paper trail that the voter can verify his/her vote was correct.

    If you allow them to say static cast votes, they'll be reusing that excuse over and over whenever they're caught rigging an election.

  37. Not impossible. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    When I was in college at the small start up I worked for I did enter strange characters from the keyboard just by static electricity. I remember as I was about to hit the key I saw a bunch non-related characters on the terminal screen, when I did hit the key it gave more non-related characters. We thought the terminal was "possessed" so we changed the terminal but the same thing happened again later. It took us a few weeks and discovered that the manufacture of the terminal didn't properly ground the keyboard to the terminal and when we did ground the connector properly the problem went away.

  38. Actually, I think it is possible, here's why: by nilbog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Okay, no joke - I have this big "Yahoo" button that they sent me for doing search marketing with them. It's basically the same as one of those easy buttons you see from Staples.

    I have it sitting on a ledge over my stairs. Every time you touch the wall and discharge static electricity, it goes off. Curious, I did some further testing. I found that if I put the button anywhere near an electrical field (such as that created by one of those lightening ball gizmos) it will go off. I cannot explain it other than they are using a very sensitive switch.

    It goes to show that static electricity CAN throw a switch though.

    Perhaps they are using the same electronics here?

    --
    or else!
    1. Re:Actually, I think it is possible, here's why: by nilbog · · Score: 1

      I made a video of the effect I described above. Near the end of the video, you can see me touch the wall where the button is sitting, and even though it is 10 feet away the switch is activated by the discharge of static electricity.

      http://qik.com/video/361273

      --
      or else!
    2. Re:Actually, I think it is possible, here's why: by ThaddaeusV · · Score: 1

      So, that means their voting machines are engineered to the stringent standards applicable to pointless marketing gizmos. That's just spectacular.

      --
      Thaddaeus A. Vick, Speaker for the Coyote
    3. Re:Actually, I think it is possible, here's why: by boarder8925 · · Score: 1

      It goes to show that static electricity CAN throw a switch though.

      And it's just coincidence that in this case the "switch" was thrown 1500 times, right?

    4. Re:Actually, I think it is possible, here's why: by nilbog · · Score: 1

      Here's a video of this phenomenon in action: http://qik.com/video/361273

      --
      or else!
  39. Re:slot machines are protected from static shocks by systemeng · · Score: 5, Informative

    I always post this on voting machine articles but here goes. . . Take a look at 1.020 in the attached nevada gaming regulations: http://gaming.nv.gov/documents/pdf/techstds_05nov17_adopted.pdf Slot machines are required to withstand 20,000V static shocks at 1 second intervals with no problems whatsoever. They are also required to withstand 27,000 volt static zaps which can cause them to freeze momentarily but must cause no loss of any stored data.

    In contrast, when I worked on DDR SDRAM clock buffer chips for PC's, I believe the ESD test was something like 1500 volts.

    In short, if voting machines cannot meet the Nevada gaming commission regulations then politicians are at best gambling with our votes.

  40. As we used to say back in the '60s by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Maybe this will finally get people charged up about bringing back paper and pencil voting.

    Power to the people!

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:As we used to say back in the '60s by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      by Ungrounded Lightning (62228)
       

      Power to the people!

      AH HAH! Now we know WHO was responsible for the static!

  41. It's 'static electricity' by Tumbleweed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...only if all the votes went to the GOP candidate. Otherwise, it was voter fraud!

  42. A Neutron Walks into a Bar, er Voting Machine by Jruu · · Score: 1

    Alpha/Neutron radiation could also be the culprit. Radiation (neutrons generated from cosmic rays) may have affected voting machines in Belgium; look up the Schaerbeek elections in Brussels in 2003, where 4096 extra votes appeared. As gillbates mentioned, the more likely outcome would have been some multiple of 2, though.

    1. Re:A Neutron Walks into a Bar, er Voting Machine by typedef · · Score: 0

      4096 is a multiple of 2 you dumb ass

  43. Re:slot machines are protected from static shocks by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

    Amen. Furthermore remember that gambling even without a stake is illegal in many states of the USA. Think about it...

  44. Re:slot machines are protected from static shocks by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    That makes an alarming amount of sense.

    With all the bullshit politicians like to spew, voting is already a gamble.

    --
    APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
  45. Lets get down to Watts what! by Banquo · · Score: 5, Funny

    As the third party candidate, I'd just like to say that I'm completely grounded and I won't charge you AT ALL. Those other candidates say that a vote for me is throwing your vote away, but I say they cause Washington to be so polarized that nothing will get done.

    Sure they talk about delivering a path of least resistance, but I think there is a path which will save us from charge and discharge alike.

    (Also those other two guys support Islamist free radicals, and decreasing the capacitance of the middle class)

    I'm the Thane of Lochaber and I support this message

    1. Re:Lets get down to Watts what! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit walking around with that blood-soaked head. It puts off the voters.
      --
      Eponymous Hero of a Scottish Play.

    2. Re:Lets get down to Watts what! by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      You say that now, but I find that I get charged by whoever is the Current party in office. You talk about voter revolts, but it's always the same old application of power.

  46. Gremlins must have done it... by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    Or, these lying cheating bastards got caught. Cheating, no matter who it's for is wrong.

    --
    They're using their grammar skills there.
  47. Voters Must Wear Anti-Static Bracelets by anarking · · Score: 1

    Remember those anti-static bracelets? And how you've never worn one while working on open computers for 15 years and have never ever had any problem from static electricity? Yeah, those, let's make all voters wear them when voting with diebold machines... That'll fix this!

  48. Does that make then susceptible to "clickers"? by Mr_Tulip · · Score: 4, Informative

    In my mis-spent youth, I was able to get free credits from certain arcade machines by holding the exposed part of a lighter (the piezo-ignition type) against the coin slot, and pressing button to set off the electric charge. Every 10 or so 'clicks' would result in a free credit. If these voting machines are susceptible to static electricity, using a clicker on it would likely cause some sort of mischief as well. Oh well, back to the old lead pencil and paper voting, I say :)

    1. Re:Does that make then susceptible to "clickers"? by removebeforeflight · · Score: 1

      I watched my friend get free credits at a spray-it-yourself car wash by using the exposed part of an electric lighter on the LED screen above the coin slot. Three months later they installed a surveillance system.

      --
      /.
  49. Re:slot machines are protected from static shocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Casinos care more about their money then government cares about protecting the right to vote.

  50. DAMMIT WHICH SIDE by RJBeery · · Score: 1

    I know that it's popular to mix "black box voting" with Diebold and Republican corruption but I can't for the life of me figure out whether a Democrat or Republican got the 1500 "phantom votes". My suspicion is that it was a Democrat, otherwise the issue would have been made clear...

    1. Re:DAMMIT WHICH SIDE by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Neither. It was in a primary election for a non-existent candidate.

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      Fly me to the moon Let me sing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On jupiter and mars
    2. Re:DAMMIT WHICH SIDE by Detritus · · Score: 1

      There are damn few Republicans in DC. It's one of those places where the Democratic primary is the real election. It's voted for the Democratic candidate in every presidential election since the Constitution was amended in 1961 to allow DC residents to vote for President.

      --
      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  51. Hooked on Speed by harryjohnston · · Score: 1

    Got to love this part:

    Evans said that's not good enough. "There's no excuse for slow results."

    Honestly - what's the rush? I don't see any practical reason why the results need to be in any sooner than, say, within a week from the election.

    It sounds to me as if Councilor Evans would rather have an inaccurate result than a slow one. Well, I have good news for him - I can whip him up a random number generator, no trouble, and at a bargain price, too. Just think of it - all the inaccurate results he could ever want, there at his fingertips, with no waiting whatsoever!

    1. Re:Hooked on Speed by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      In the UK, I have the choice of electronic or paper, and every single time, I opt for paper.

      There is absolutely no justification for electronic voting.

      It isn't something where speed is a factor. UK votes on election night start at 10pm when the polls close and nearly all results are known before people wake up the next day (some rural areas take a little longer).

      It isn't much cheaper. Computer systems gain through reuse - your bank spends millions on ATMs, but these are used every day for 24 hours for years.

      You lose audit trail and forensic information. If someone changes the vote tallies on a machine to switch votes from A to B, who's going to know? Can you go back to the actual votes? If someone tampers with the totals per candidate, do you know that?

      There's no need for communication. An ATM is beneficial because it connects you with your bank whereever you are in the world. There's none of that need with a voting machine except once at the end of the day.

      It seems to me that voting machines are just a "throw technology at it" solution by people who know nothing about data processing.

    2. Re:Hooked on Speed by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      TV News. The problem in the US is that if a winner isn't announced by midnight, the TV News people will announce one anyway based on exit polls, tea leaves or whatever else they can pull out of a hat.

      They have to. Otherwise, the next election there will be nobody watching the election results on that channel. Then the advertising revenue goes to hell and they are in trouble financially. You can say the very survival of the network television is based on them announcing a winner for the election.

      This is what happened in 2000 - CBS News announced that Gore won the election just before midnight Eastern time. Sure, they retracted that around 2:00 AM or so but by then people had already gone to bed. They woke up the next morning hearing that Bush won and have been convinced ever since that he stole the election while they were sleeping.

      Think about what happens if this were to happen this year. Obama is annouced as the winner and then in the morning McCain is the "real" winner based on real results. Do you think there would be riots? Nothing can be done about this other than having quick real results. You can't pass a law saying the TV News cannot announce a winner based on their exit polls, and most people are too stupid to understand that just because Walter Cronkite says it doesn't make it so.

    3. Re:Hooked on Speed by harryjohnston · · Score: 1

      You can't pass a law saying the TV News cannot announce a winner based on their exit polls [...]

      I don't see why not. In fact, you shouldn't even need a new law; announcing a winner before the results arrive is fraud.

  52. Simple answers work by NoName6272 · · Score: 1

    A simple answer would be that there is a flaw with the program and they are trying to cover it up. This is neither truth nor fiction but a concept so don't blow it out of proportion or flame about it.

    Yea, disclaimers rock.

    "Also, voters wearing paraphernalia, caps, t-shirts and stickers, for candidates to the voting precinct, the board of elections said if poll workers see it, they will throw people out."

    This is kinda both lame and dumb.

  53. Shocking! by kawabago · · Score: 1

    Just shocking!

  54. how deeply rooted this bullshit is by mestar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    American politics is full of bullshiters, this thing shows. Media plays along.

  55. Obviously by Jruu · · Score: 1

    but 1500 is not. CLEARLY 4096 IS.

  56. I can see it now by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

    Rules for Poll Workers:

    1) No sneakers or running shoes to be worn on election day. Leather soled shoes only.
    2) Attire for men should consist of corduroy pants and jackets, wool shirts, wool socks.
    3) Women should wear the same with the substitution of nylons. Silk shirts, velvet suits are optional.
    4) Good grooming is important. Bring a comb or hair brush and use it frequently during the day.
    5) Try to present a happy and relaxed appearance to voters. Snappin' your fingers and shufflin' your feet would be sufficient. Balloons in patriotic colors will be provided.
    6) In the event of rain or damp weather, please use the dehumidifiers provided.
    7) Your election boss will instruct you in the proper handling of the sensitive electronic voting equipment.

    --
    "Here's what's happening. You're starting to drive like your Dad..." - Red Green
  57. If dead people can vote, then why not? by fyrie · · Score: 1

    Dead people vote, so why not?

  58. Let's not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's not drag this issue over the carpet and point fingers.

  59. Remember that sort-of James Cameron movie. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Strange Days"

    Well, here we are.

    I don't know if it's food poisoning or what. . . I ate some grocery store chocolate chip cookies from a box and I've had a head-ache for two straight days since while hurricane Ike or whoever has been raging outside my window playing hell with the barometrics, and the economy and politics and everything slipped past some kind of breakpoint. . .

    The whole illusion of 'normal' has been filled with glitches for a long while now, but it's been really bad lately. All this week, in fact. --Partly because while looking over that whole "The Fed Borrows All Money From a Private Consortium at Interest" thing, and wondered if it applied in Canada as well. (It does, just with a little more complexity, because I think Canadians are slightly harder to fool than their American counter-parts. Not because they're any smarter, but they've just had better mind-resources.) Anyway, it's a whole giant scam, this money thing, designed to create debt-slavery.

    But then I realize that there is a level above even that. Just another illusion.

    --Because, you see, it's not just banks which create money out of thin air. Everybody does. Farmers create wealth out of the ground, and people eating food destroy that wealth, or convert it into potential, but the paper stuff continues to exist regardless of the state of the material wealth it has been attached to. It struck me that there are two economies; one made out of actual energy and material wealth, and a second one made of paper money and bank-data which is supposed to track with and serve the real economy. Right? Economics 101. But the second economy, which has never been able to keep up with the ineffable reality of true energy and wealth, has flown out of control into its own daydream, and now a nightmare. And now it is crashing, or so we're told. But so what? The material wealth is still there, right? We still grow food and eat food and do all the things we do in between, we live, but the daydream world is spinning and drowning in it's own visions. Will people starve? Will they riot and die? Why should any of that happen? Because of an illusion?

    So the head-ache floats around the back of my skull and the air pressure jumps and sinks every thirty seconds, and none of it seems particularly real.

    The voting system is a mess. Everybody knows that. And everybody also knows that even if it worked properly, neither candidate is up to the task of facing reality. Is Obama going to declare, "That's it. --We're printing our own money at zero interest from now on to break the chains of debt-slavery held in the fists of the old super-wealthy families which run the world! Heck, let's declare war on them. And while we're at it, let's break our ties to Israel; it's insane that our military might should be controlled by the Zionist desire to kill everybody who isn't a Jew! Heck, while we're at it, let's ditch this whole insane religion thing altogether. It's clearly making everybody nuts. Let's pull back the camera and look at what's actually happening on this globe of ours."?

    Not going to happen. All the two candidates are battling over is the better way to re-establish the illusion of 'normal'.

    But I'm tired of illusions! What good is an illusion? We'd all just have another few weeks, months, years to do what? Play video games and watch TV? To fart around and wish for love and the next cool gadget. Well, it looks like I'll be getting my wish. As one illusion morphs into the next, there are all these little tears and exit points where you can see what's really happening. Not that illusions are bad. They can be fun; There has been a lot of neat stuff to do here. I just don't understand why so many people are so angry, why they want their guns and their versions of their daft religions at all costs. Why the missiles, and the psychotic people, and the greed and mean-spirited behavior? If that's what they want, then fine, let the whole thing crash, because I don't want to put up with it anymore.

    Heck all I really want is for life to be a happy place. With better cookies.

    My head hurts.

    -FL

    1. Re:Remember that sort-of James Cameron movie. . . by sdguero · · Score: 1

      Ditto.

  60. The Democrats knew all about this by gsgriffin · · Score: 0, Troll

    I saw the election in question. It was 3 to 1 with the Democrats over the Republicans wearing wool sweaters into the election booths.

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  61. So let it vote then by vandan · · Score: 2, Funny

    With half of US voters not bothering to turn up, and the other half voting for the 2-party system, I think the entrance of static electricity to the mix would be a breath of fresh air.

  62. Back to the future! by moniker127 · · Score: 1, Troll
    OMG its election time! Lets setup the voting machines! Wait! Who forgot the flux capacator?

    I think the real question is, how is it possible to hire such consistantly incompotent people to run a "voting" process?

    By the way America- John Mccain is not going to win, but he will be the next president. It WILL happen the exact same way it did in 2000,2004. There is no vote. The republicans have complete dictatorship over the election process.

    1. Re:Back to the future! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      /me gives you a tinfoil hat for your protection

      --
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    2. Re:Back to the future! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Actually he is right.
      Wait and watch.
      That is why you have started seeing polls which state both obama and mccain as close even though we know obama is far ahead.
      This is to prepare us when they announce obama lost in a tight race.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    3. Re:Back to the future! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      How do you know this or are you just hoping this to be true so that if McCain does win you have an excuse? It isn't that I want either of those two to win or anything, I just prefer to see some evidence (real evidence) before making judgements.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    4. Re:Back to the future! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      What evidence do you have to say that voting machines are perfect?
      Are they Federally mandated and checked? State verified?
      What about california and other states totally refusing MS Access based voting machines?
      Would you/bank accept an ATM machine that is so blatantly poor in security? (if it was, either Sequoia CEO would be behind bars, or atlest bankrupted).
      Provide proof the voting machines are above suspicion and pass all security tests conducted by UN or EU.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    5. Re:Back to the future! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Provide evidence supporting that the machines are slated to err on the side of one party only.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    6. Re:Back to the future! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      A donation and even comments supporting a particular party doesn't, in any way, prove that the votes will be skewed for a particular party that and, well, I don't imagine that Diebold is the only vendor of electronic voting equipment. Sorry but that doesn't constitute proof.

      It isn't that I'm even a fan of electronic voting nor that I'm a fan of either of the two major party candidates. I think you're seeing a conspiracy where there isn't one.

      Stupid people do make stupid calls but, I suspect, that someone (probably a judge) is going to order that the code be vetted or that some municipality is going to hire the talent to reverse engineer some of the machines. No one, in their right mind, will have intentionally tampered with the code to support a single party and risk that imprisonment. Sure, someone could have been out of their mind.

      My concern is that we don't know. We can't PROVE that the vote results will be skewed. We can't even prove that they will be accurate. People, yourself included, are already preparing excuses should your candidate of choice lose and are doing so without any evidence which only dilutes the conversation about the accuracy of the machines.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    7. Re:Back to the future! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      True. very true. The main problem is we see a lot of smoke, but no fire or atleast we can't even prove a fire started the smoke.
      I wish someone comes up with solid court-worthy proof of Diebold or Seqoia rigging elections in favor of any candidate.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  63. It depends on the humidity and other factors by grandpa-geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, it is entirely possible for static electricity to cause problems in direct recording electronic voting machines. It depends on the relative humidity on election day and on other factors such as the floor covering in the polling place.

    According to the Electrostatic Discharge Association (http://www.esda.org/) the typical static voltage generated by someone walking across a rug on a dry day is 35000 volts. The voting machines are tested to only 15000 volts. The internal circuitry of the voting machines is designed to work at around 3 volts and the chips may be internally protected to about 100 volts. A human can't feel the discharge if it is below about 3000 volts.

    ESD can cause latent failures in the chips. The protection gets punched through and something later triggers the actual failure.

    Touch screens are vulnerable to ESD, and the cheaper the screen the more vulnerable. In some touch screens, the discharge goes around the edge of the screen and into the electronics.

    The memory modules are also vulnerable. However, even though the machines are opened as part of the polling place opening and closing, the machines are not tested open, and the individual components are not tested.

    1. Re:It depends on the humidity and other factors by beaviz · · Score: 1

      According to the Electrostatic Discharge Association (http://www.esda.org/)

      WHAT?! Static discharges have their own association? Cool.

  64. I call bullshit! by kilodelta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because computers have been pretty static electricity resistant for a number of years now.

  65. Shuffling feet.. by JoeCommodore · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder how many mod points can I generate if i just touch thi

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    1. Re:Shuffling feet.. by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

      Well, by golly! It worked!

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  66. did the static vote republican? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahah.. yeah.. the static just happens to create a valid data value rather than garbage.

    right.

  67. As an EE who has worked on space systems by suburbanmediocrity · · Score: 1

    where cosmic rays are a huge concern, technically it is possible. BUT the odds of this happening in a coherent manner that could change results such that a program would continue to operate and produce an erroneous error as oppsed to just crashing the system are 1:10^10^10^10 (not scientifically arrived at, but a real value would be of similar oreder or higher).

    1. Re:As an EE who has worked on space systems by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 1

      yes but what are the chances that static electricity hits your keyboard as you type the word oreder??

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  68. Static Electricity and Pong by Scarbo27 · · Score: 1

    in 1973 I was living in the dorms at the University of Utah, and a Pong machine was in the lobby. I quickly discovered that if I rubbed my feet on the wool carpet and touched the Pong machine, the shock would cause it to reset with a new game, free. It was a paradise of computer gaming goodness. Of course I will be going to hell for cheating the university by playing all those games for free, but I was probably going anyway. I have no trouble believing that if I could play Pong for free through the miracle of static electricity, it can interfere with the inferior machinery of Diebold.

  69. To quote myself by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 1

    Static huh. Interesting. I'm concerned how long the list of scandals grows.

    We all know this is easy to get right. It's funny how much, much more complicated systems get implemented correctly - you know, the ones that people have a vested interest in getting right. It may well be the opposite in the case of eVoting. Or just voting, for that matter.

    Anyway, I'll quote myself to provide an example. Open source evoting with central authority and some voter-doable verification...
    -------------------

    Funny I think that people are so cautious to trust computers here, but they're fine for everything else. Just make it open. We can gain some advantages.

    -Immediately before voting, you are handed a number. How we generate these numbers is up for debate. Perhaps they are centrally generated and serial. Perhaps a hash of name + DOB + other stuff. Each choice here opens different doors.

    -Barcode equivalent to said number must be scanned at the machine. Number must also be entered on an onscreen key pad.

    - Number + voting choices + timestamp + voting machine id are stored in a central database. Immediately. Nothing local.

    -You get a receipt with your Number + voting choices + timestamp + machine ID. It also has these other handy value on there. A digital signature, created by said central authority with its private key. The public key is well known long in advance.

    -After the election, the entire result set is made available for download. Yeah, a recount is a big fucking deal. We have these neat machines that are good at math. The bigger deal here is that if you check the database after you voted and the entry for your number doesn't match, you scream bloody murder. If you don't trust the machine, any party can verify the central authority's signature.

    -But in addition to 'any' party, it is critical to have a non-networked verification appliance, which does nothing but verify the central signature for you before you physically leave. If you scream bloody murder at this point, we can consider the plain-text part of the receipt trusted. You obviously couldn't have faked the entire receipt while being watched by everyone. More on this soon.

    Nice huh? Let's recap some advantages here:
    -You can verify that your vote was counted and correctly
    -You can't determine who voted for whom, except yourself.
    -The receipt actually means something

    Let's elaborate on that third point.
    There are several means of lying to you, which can't easily be solved without adding machines into the mix

    -What if the receipt says you voted for X but the machine recorded you as voting for Y? This is as good as pressing the wrong button. The signatures will both be valid. But if the plain-text portion shows the wrong candidate, you'll notice and scream. If the plain-text portion doesn't match the the central signature (the one most directly relevant to proper recording) you will catch this at the non-networked verifier. The receipt can still be trusted having not left the polling place, so you will be allowed to vote on another machine, as meanwhile the machine you previously used is marked for a serious investigation...

    -What if the central authority records whatever it wants but produces a normal signature? The receipt will be considered entirely valid and endorsed. People will notice quickly as they check the database from home. You have a paper trail that can be trusted. What if the signature is bogus? People notice before they leave the polling place.

    Up to this point? Criminal negligence bordering on treason. Open source needs to step up.

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  70. I would use it as an excuse by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

    If the BOFH excuse server told me to.

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  71. Voting machine == 6th grade science project? by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking as someone who HAS done some design work, designing any machine that's going to be used by the general public without considering various modes of tampering or failure is the mark of a PISS POOR design effort. I'd expect that they'd at least approach it as if it were a video gambling device of some sort (poker, slot machine, etc) and test it for things like tampering using a high voltage discharge. If this story is true then all those machines should be pulled from use and either warehoused until the original vendor can revise the design, or completely destroyed and sent to the scrap yards.

  72. Here's the standard they should meet. by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Nevada Gaming Commission has been there and done that. Here are their standards for immunity to static electricity for slot machines. Every slot machine in Nevada meets these standards. (Yes, they test.)

    1.020 Electrical interference immunity.

    1. A conventional gaming device or client must exhibit total immunity to human body electrostatic discharges on all player-exposed areas. For purposes of this standard, a human body discharge is considered to be an electrical potential of not greater than 20,000 volts DC discharged through a network with a series resistance of 150 to 1500 ohms shunted by a capacitance of 100 to 150 picofarads. The device must withstand this discharge repeated at one second intervals. The power source for this human body equivalent is a high-impedance source such that, in effect, the energy available for a given discharge is limited to that contained in the shunt capacitor.
    2. A gaming device may exhibit temporary disruption when subjected to electrostatic discharges of 20,000 to 27,000 volts DC through a network with a series resistance of 150 to 1500 ohms shunted by a capacitance of 100 to 150 picofarads, but must exhibit a capacity to recover and complete an interrupted play without loss or corruption of any stored or displayed information and without component failure.
    3. Gaming device power supply filtering must be sufficient to prevent disruption of the device by repeated switching on and off of the AC power. The device must not exhibit disruption when a 1 microfarad capacitor, charged to plus or minus 680 volts DC is discharged between the hot and neutral AC supply lines, at any phase from zero to 360 degrees, with a repetition rate of 30 times per second.

    In other words, short of firing a Taser at the thing, you can't interfere with a slot machine with static electricity. (And if you did fire a Taser at the thing, alarms would go off.)

    1. Re:Here's the standard they should meet. by storkus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm from Nevada and a former slot mechanic, and I can tell you this is just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak: most of the methods used to cheat on electronic slots can probably be used against these voting machines as well. The above is all assuming an intact machine with no extra holes: considering how easy it is to hide a Dremel tool or other cordless drill, it shouldn't be hard to make a small hole and send a shock inside. This is why modern slots also have the mobo itself housed in its own cage.

      Personally, though, my problem with the whole electoral process is: who watches the watchers? Assuming you can keep the voting machines from being tampered with, what's to keep someone from messing with the count at HQ where everything's tallied up? It's not like it hasn't happened before...

  73. Fighting static electricity by Perf · · Score: 1

    Having the voter dip his/her finger in purple has been known to reduce excess votes.

    Perhaps it reduces the static electricity.

  74. proof by solweil · · Score: 1

    You fool. You've just provided proof of Intelligent Design

  75. Volting! by Darren+Foong · · Score: 1

    Static electricity cannot generate volts!

    1. Re:Volting! by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      It can if we use an electron college and put the correct spin on the electorate.

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  76. Electorial fraud destroys democracy. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    A simple solution to the problem would be to let a consortium of disinterested countries - perhaps in the form of the United Nations - run all elections throughout the world.

    Or, to look at it from another point of view: Outsource the administration of all elections everywhere.

    The 'technology' should be no more complex than dropping pebbles into securely locked boxes for counting which should be done twice. Once at the polling place and then again in the County Hall.

    1. Re:Electorial fraud destroys democracy. by storkus · · Score: 1

      This is hilarious: show me a single country that would be "disinterested" in our elections?

      Mike

    2. Re:Electorial fraud destroys democracy. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Canada, Switzerland, Austrailia...

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    3. Re:Electorial fraud destroys democracy. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

      Canada, Switzerland, Austrailia...

      To say nothing of most of the rest of the world. As far as we are concerned it makes not one jot of difference who is in the White House. The US will continue on it's two-faced, warmongering, and exploitative path irrespective of who is elected. We all know that even if you don't.

  77. Exactly 1500? Hmm... by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1
    ... but 1536 , that I *can* believe

    Andy

  78. Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the probability that it will happen at least 1 time in a thousand is 0.000368432 Assuming that each trial is independent, of course.

  79. Obligatory by Tei · · Score: 1

    Can votes... generate electricity?

    Maybe thats the solution to the energy problem!

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  80. bofh says yes by mr_musan · · Score: 0

    We have been blaming computer problems on similar vague scientific theryoes for years, so why can't governments ? o wait cos we pay them billions to be fair and keep our best interests at hart, where as the bofh is his own man.

  81. I can believe it by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    But only if it was more like 2147483648 too many votes.

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  82. Not even remotely possible by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An electric discharge, changing a single byte in memory, of a value of 1500 has simply no chance of happening.

    At the extreme limit, rebooting, frying components *could* happen in an extremely badly designed machine. I think that the "experts" who state such a thing should be tried, either for incompetence or, more probably, for lies. I think that at this point, it is a legal offense.

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  83. Of course it can by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    There's no reason at all to disbelieve it. But what caused the static? I think it's produced by gnomes wearing nylon underwear.

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  84. it was static by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFT, it doesn't say anything about static electricity (nobody reads the actual article anyway, right?). So, I'm betting the static involved looked something like this:

    public static giveExtraVotesToOurGuy(){ //actual implememtations is classified
    }

  85. Problem already solved ELSEWHERE by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's how voting works in France:
    You're given one enveloppe. You go in the voting booth where you put the ballot of the candidate of your choice in the enveloppe. You then go to the ballot box, which is a clear acrylic box with a lever-activated trap linked to a mechanical counter. You drop the ballot and the officer says "a vote."
    Counting is public, and done by volunteer voters. At the end of the day, the number on the counter is compared to the number of enveloppes delivered. First public check. Enveloppes are divided in stacks of 100, which are given to a table of four volunteers. One volunteer opens the enveloppe, another one reads the ballot aloud, the two other persons write down each count on a piece of paper. Invalid ballots are put in a special stack, and each volunteer signs the enveloppe to acknowledge the invalidity. At the end of the 100 stack, every volunteer at the table signs each piece of paper. Another stack is delivered until all votes are counted.
    This mean that each vote, individually, takes quite some time to be counted; but the process is highly parallelizable. Just add more counting tables. Results are obtained within an hour or two.
    Clearly this can't be used as is for complex elections, with a number of ballot initiatives and so on. But it's VERY reliable and resistant to tampering.

    1. Re:Problem already solved ELSEWHERE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The manual process is good BUT France is testing voting machines for a few years now.. The only valid point do change the methode is a faster result since reliability is not proven. Except that we (I'm french btw) already have the final results of any election around 10pm since very few regions are in a diffrent time zone.
      Any idea why any country would implement such an buggy automated process ?

    2. Re:Problem already solved ELSEWHERE by bytesex · · Score: 1

      It just dawned on me; the problem with the electronic voting discussion is that we want to go too fast; we want to go from rubbing a red pencil over a printed piece of paper instantly to centralized mainframe and terminal voting. Typical for techies to reason in this way, but 1) We (the people as a whole) are not ready, and 2) the tools to take it more slowly are available and cheap, too. So let's instead automate the red pencil first; voting machine is a stand-alone machine that just prints the ballot, with the one spot of the candidate printed in red. Instantly checkable by the voter, and it can even be corrected with a real red pencil. Next we feed this form into a counting machine; since it's pre-printed (usually) it can easily be read by a machine as well. The form itself is never destroyed (obviously) because it can still be used in a manual, or machine, recount. Statistics about the number of votes can still be kept manually (by the volunteers) and checked against machine statistics.

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    3. Re:Problem already solved ELSEWHERE by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Results are obtained within an hour or two.

      Dude, are you clueless. This would NEVER work in America. Could you imagine people having to wait up to TWO hours for results. Two hours of watching Keith Oberlman or O'Reilly spew idiotic vitriol while waiting for results*. Two hours of that sort of punishment will leave large swaths of the populace in a catatonic state. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

      *because we Americans no longer have to genetic disposition to get off our lazy arses and DO real things

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  86. Re:slot machines are protected from static shocks by dkf · · Score: 1

    In short, if voting machines cannot meet the Nevada gaming commission regulations then politicians are at best gambling with our votes.

    So... you think there's an element of chance involved in the voting process from the perspective of the politicians?

    You know what? That's charmingly naive.

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  87. 10-4 Good Buddy by LM741N · · Score: 1

    Just as the CBer with the 1000W mobile amp rolls down the street next to election headquarters, suddenly all the votes become write ins for Abraham Lincoln.

    Meanwhile, in a nearby state, a high school student is tuning up his new Telsa coil for the school science fair. Election headquarters are just down the street, but suddenly become slot machines spewing out silver dollars. There is a mad dash while some woman screams "I'm voting for whoever did this!"

  88. Analogue rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean there's a better way to encode a vote count than storing it as an accumulated charge on an insulator? Pssh!

  89. Static Banking by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    Next time I go to my bank I am going to shuffle my feet on the carpet and see if I can get 1500 extra bucks!

  90. Thrown out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell does that last sentence mean?

    "Also, voters wearing paraphernalia, caps, t-shirts and stickers, for candidates to the voting precinct, the board of elections said if poll workers see it, they will throw people out."

    If I wore an Obama t-shirt, they're not going to let me vote?

    Is that legal?

  91. how hard could it be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am no professional programmer, I donÂt know how the voting actually takes place, but it doesnÂt seem like a seriously hard task to program a function that, when a person pushes one button, it adds to an integer, and when another person pushes another button it adds to another integer. even if it is done a hundred million times. (and i donÂt think it is done a hundred million times pr. machine)

    I mean, we rely on such logical or physical counters in a bunch of electronics that we use every day. Like computers, operating systems, media transceivers, routers, firewalls and the likes.

    how hard could it be? (seriously, i would like to know what considerations you need to think of in order to design a secure voting proces) I am not just complaining here, I honestly would like a discussion of ways to vote more securely.

  92. My vote will count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know my vote will definitely count since it's going in by optical scanner in the mail as an absentee ballot.

  93. Time to review the voting process... by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    ... starting with the electrical college.

  94. No chance... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    No chance this was caused by static electricity. Not a chance in hell.

    Anyone who understands how computing systems actually work will see this for the sham that it is.

  95. This is a conspiracy - 4759 is PRIME!!! by ibirman · · Score: 1

    It was not 1500 votes but 4759 cast, while only 326 were correct. 4759 is a PRIME number!! If that's not a conspiracy, what is? Furthermore, 4759-326=4433. 4433 is also an interesting number - it is the product of 11x13x31 - seems like lots of threes and ones, this smells to me like someone's idea of a joke.

  96. Possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, certainly it's POSSIBLE, but it all depends on how the devices are designed. It would have to be a fairly boneheaded design for a static charge to cause a bunch of extra votes to be registered, but it's not impossible.

    Seems pretty unlikely though.

  97. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course static electricity can generate volts!

    Oh wait...

    (aside: when I see DC my first impression is Direct Current. This article is simply too electrical.)

  98. OT, but I had to ask: "thievesandliars" by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 1

    That tag caught my attention: "thievesandliars"... is that:

    a) a common English expression?
    b) a reference to the Ministry song?
    c) a reference to something else, which Ministry referenced?

    Google did not give much info (a bunch of references to bands, movies and books with that name, but all of them more recent than the Ministry song from the late 1980s).

    1. Re:OT, but I had to ask: "thievesandliars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for all Americans, but when I hear "thieves and liars" I think "politicians" and vice-versa.

      I googled "bunch of thieves and liars" to try to see how others used the phrase in speech (and eliminate the band/book/movie references). Some were aimed at politicians, others at corrupt wealthy people, others at religious leaders.

      I think it is a fairly common expression. I don't know if it has any special history or origins. I also don't know if it has any meaning beyond its face value.

  99. Washington DC?? Try ACORN by leereyno · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is far more likely to be caused by leftist voter fraud than anything else, especially considering where it happened.

    http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080914/NEWS03/809140383

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  100. Re:slot machines are protected from static shocks by candorbox · · Score: 1

    clever writing.

  101. Or perhaps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was that pesky kid from Heroes.

  102. Why worry? Sequoia machines aren't being audited by TrogL · · Score: 1

    No paper trail, no audit trail and a judge just blocked the release of the report saying so. Diebold machines are similar.

  103. The gaming insdusty is protected from this... by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine has worked for companies that design and build poker machines and other types of electronic gaming equipment for the last 20 years. Before state government gaming regulators will let them put a new type of equipment into use, it must be tested and validated. During part of this process, they take something that looks like an industrial Tazer and shock the machine all over the place; keyboard, display, bezel, coin and bill acceptor, and every screw head they can find on the machine case. All the while they are feeding it money and playing the games. If any errors come up during this process, the machine is rejected and the company has to figure out how it failed, fix it, document it and resubmit it for testing.

    They also validate the software (yes, the state gets the source) and test the machine for various hacking methods, magnets (not much use on modern machines since the only moving parts are the fans on the computer), things like that. The one thing they have that the voting machines don't, is a fixed win percent programmed into the game. The state auditors can check the income vs payout and know if the machine is performing to spec when it is in the field. Of course, there is also the audit tape inside the machine that can be reviewed.

    So, I'll end with a question: Why do states governments and judges at all levels feel it is more important to protect the people feeding 20s to a poker machine from fraud than it is to protect voters from fraud by these multi-national companies that produce voting machines?

  104. Static FTW! by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

    Down with the Current administration! Voltage party '08!

  105. An announcement by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    Everyone who made an electricity pun in this thread is going to hell.

    That is all.

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  106. why not $1500 in my bank acct? by insanius · · Score: 1

    seriously, these are the same companies that make ATM machines....i've shocked an ATM machine before and i didn't receive any extra $ in my account. this is negligence at best, but most likely criminal.

  107. As long as it has the LESBIAN STRAPON harness, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll be satisfied. I wish there were no man, only lesbians...endless lesbians licking, pinching, and tribbing eachother, rimjobs and all passing along around and reproduce asexually by budding at the ripe age of cougar-69 to die.

  108. I'll tell you all this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not voting for ANYONE who voted for that bogus bailout bill. And I think we should all do the same. These people (The US Govt) DUPED us all again. First with WMD, then with global warming (http://www.disgussglobalwarming.com/blog), and now with this bogus bill which hasnt and wont fix ONE DAMN THING.

    I say we fire them all. We need to revolt and now!

  109. The odds are below 1:10,000,000,000,000 at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody call CERN, this is clearly a new physics discovery. Flipping bits influencing an election result in a way that "might have gone unnoticed", instead of crashing the computer are beyond astronomical. With a few gigabytes of RAM, and just one bit flipping suitably, the odds of it happening are less than 1:10,000,000,000,000 - just so improbable that this new physics discovery needs to be investigated properly.

    Of course, nobody in the US election commission or relevant boards would be criminally influencing the elections results. That is even less likely than this new physics discovery.

  110. My suggestion by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

    Yes, kinda sorta.

    Ballots at the precinct level should be tabulated by hand, in front of witnesses.

    The totals are sent up to the next highest level of government (city/county/state). They are also sent to designated representatives of every political party represented in the election across the USA.

    Computers can be useful in all this for tabulating the results as they move up the system. The internet is already used for publishing the precinct totals.

    As demonstrated once again in Zimbabwe this year, time is of the essence, but the difference between 12-24 hours and having everyone's vote tabulated immediately for some approximation of immediately in some computer is not worth "solving".

    In the past, blood was shed to preserve freedom. This would only require some people to do a little extra work on election day evening.

    Other methods of stealing elections will come into play once counting is solved - the stakes are too high. Let's solve one problem at a time and really solve it instead of throwing a vast sum of money at the people who created the problem, as the representatives of the USA did today.

  111. why? by chris.evans · · Score: 1

    why would static electricity only effect one entry on a ballot? I think they are using static electricity as a scape goat.

  112. Look at it with the positive side .. by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Start looking at life from a positive side!

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  113. smart electricity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, the "static" that caused this incident must have been real smart. It knew to vote for only one candidate, and inserted a round number... not 1273 or 1107, but 1500. That's nice and round. Real likely...

    I don't know what it will take for the US to wake up and become a democratic country again. Probably, a lot more education - but wait! Isn't that on a decline for some reason?