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  1. All my reporters go up in smoke! on Cory Doctorow Calls Death To Music, Movies, Print · · Score: 1

    Besides, why give up all the job's benefits!

  2. Polish 2nd Ammendment...the right to arm bears!!! on Steps Toward a Universal Flu Vaccine · · Score: 1

    First, let me say: Many thanks for that link!!! :-)

    Second, let me say: OMGZ!1!11! and a resounding WTF??!?!?

    Third: I for one, welcome our beer drinking, cigar smoking, mortar-round toting Army Bear overlords!!

    That may be the most amazing thing I have read in quite a while.

  3. Re:I can understand the Islington pub... on London Police Seek To Install CCTV In Pubs · · Score: 2, Informative

    To throw some karma love on the poster. For example:

    Make a comment, get modded '+1-Funny'== no karma change for the poster. Mod '+1 insightful, informative, or interesting' ==build some positive karma points for poster.

    Not saying it is right, but for those that think there should be positive karma for funny comments, it acts as a work around.

  4. No sense of humour==ignore this post!! on Atlantis Seekers Given Thrill by Google Ocean · · Score: 1

    These folks should go back to staring at the face on Mars and dreaming of meeting little green men. :-)

    So...your saying the Martians that built the Mars Canals hacked Google Ocean? ...little green men...
    So John Carter was overestimating the green horde being 10-12 feet tall, with 4 arms?...Blasphemy and Heresy, I say to you, good sir!

    Do try to stop reality from interfering with /. wankery.

    P.S. This does look like a mashup of SONAR readings that were not 'quite' compatible, but maybe it will get checked out further.?...or not.

  5. Check the link!...It's Bigfoot!!! on Atlantis Seekers Given Thrill by Google Ocean · · Score: 1

    Well no wonder we can't find Sasquatch on Earth....He's on Mars!!!

    Probably still waiting for that 'Earth-shattering Kaboom!' since the paparazzi made life miserable for him on Earth.

    RETURN THE BIGFOOTS TO EARTH! Where's Nessie?...we need to wrap this up soon.

  6. Onset of teeth-gnashing.... on Atlantis Seekers Given Thrill by Google Ocean · · Score: 1

    Now I know how the people over in Egyptology feel when someone says the aliens helped build the Pyramids.{emphasis mine]

    Well, they obviously got that wrong. The Goa'uld would have just supervised, not dirtied their hands with actual manual labor!

    *imbibe with large dose of sarcasm, for best results

  7. Burn the Heretic!!!-view as 'tried humour here' on Atlantis Seekers Given Thrill by Google Ocean · · Score: 1

    Dude!

    You are trying to simultaneously squash Hollywood, the 'Fantasy' genre, and American Idol/Survivor conditioned minds here!

    Why do you hate freedom, and are against the USA? Are you a terrorist?

    [paraphrase from Rush:2112 Overture]
    Forget about your silly whims, it doesn't fit the plan!

    P.S. Want some Freedom Fries with that? :-)

    *apply sarcasm as needed

  8. Re:More of these lines on Atlantis Seekers Given Thrill by Google Ocean · · Score: 1

    Sorry no HTML skills

    Feel free(you and anyone else here) to go to my journal entry and do what I do: copy/paste, and modify. The journal should have public permissions, so the link should work.

    I clicked on the 'comment #'[example: your comment I am replying to is the link labled:'(#26934865)' to the right of your UID and the date on your comment/reply header] and then 'view page source' to get this template, then modified it to make the template- just copy/paste into your comment, edit between the quote marks, and done.

    Hope this helps...it sure helped me out. (sometimes you may want to link to a URL that won't pass /.'s lameness filter- this is can be a workaround to that)

  9. Lost in Space sequel? on Found In Space (On Flickr) · · Score: 1

    I think of this more like a real-life version of the "Astrogator" role on the space ships from old sci-fi stories, where they arrive at some spot deep in space, the astrogator looks around at the stars and determines exactly where they are.

    This is also the way I understood TFA.

    Very cool, IMHO.

  10. Re:Sounds fine to me on Student Arrested For Classroom Texting · · Score: 1

    I see you are still texting, 'Sj0'..
    The S.W.A.T. teams are suiting up now. You were warned!

    signed,
    Your Boss :-(

  11. Hey Rocky, watch me pull a dildo out of my hat! on CRTC Mulls Canadian Content On the Internet · · Score: 1

    Moose pr0n?!?!?

    A moose once bit my sister!

  12. Re:Short answer on Repairing / Establishing Online Reputation? · · Score: 1

    Yes, agreed.
    Some of the best info I received my last semester of college was about job interviews:

    'Your job ist to go into the interview to sell yourself. Make a case as to how it is to their benefit/profit to hire you.'

  13. Re:How do you give odds for that? on Race For the "God Particle" Heats Up · · Score: 1

    There, broke it for everyone...

    There, fixed it for ya.

  14. Re:A range of 300 km? on Jet Pack Runs For Hours On Water · · Score: 1

    Convert boat to hydrofoil. Absolute minimal contact with water = speed

    That might cause problems with the water supply to the pump that actually powers this thing. The boat is a boat for a good reason here.

    RTFA, it's enlightening.

  15. Re:Fine, I'll think of the children on Hacking With Synthetic Biology · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Two girls, one cob!"

    Eww, no thanks, I'll pass.

  16. Can't...Stop....the ....Asshattery on Beamlines To Reveal Secrets of the Mummies · · Score: 1

    Their Mummy was a crack ho?

    I heard they would do anything for a 20-rock!

  17. Re:Am I being too vauge? on One Broken Router Takes Out Half the Internet? · · Score: 4, Funny

    *calls 911*
    I think I just witnessed a brutal murder...of a spell checker. Gotta hide my dictionary!

  18. Disgruntled 'buggy whip' maker are we?...GTFOI!!! on The Pirate Bay Is Making a "Spectrial" of It · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...Who the fuck is going to work 40 hours a week for free when they have bills to pay?

    The same that do so now. Get over the fact that not everyone subscribes to your world view.

    Go away, troll...you are not wanted or appreciated here. Your Jurassic Park business model is on the 'endangered list'. Get over it, and move on...and STFU- no one is interested!

  19. +1 Flamebait, or +1 Troll.... on The Pirate Bay Is Making a "Spectrial" of It · · Score: 1

    Neither party in this affair deserves approbation.

    [emphasis mine]

    Keep your Roman Catholic canon law out of the discussion.

    Why do you all* have to insist on this crap?

    BTW, I have already taken sides, ostrich boy...keep hiding your head in the sand with your ass in the air! It will keep me entertained.

    *religious nut-jobs

  20. Re:hope they get conficted.. on The Pirate Bay Is Making a "Spectrial" of It · · Score: 1

    doesn't the web have enough retarded pretend words?

    You mean like "conficted"?

    LOL!!1!

    P.S. Forget the 'Whooosh!'

  21. Re:New sniper rifle patent on IBM Files Patent For Bullet-Dodging Bionic Armor · · Score: 1

    Yes, the crotch shots are my favorite, usually knocking them down and immobile for easy finishing off. Besides that, it is just damned funny putting your opponent down and out with a crotch shot from the Red Ryder LE BB gun!

  22. Re:And how's it deal with multiple shooters? on IBM Files Patent For Bullet-Dodging Bionic Armor · · Score: 1

    What is cool about the 'falling down' technique is that it requires almost no extensive training! It almost seems like the natural thing to do even! (my personal technique also usually involved some frantic digging as well!-not ashamed to admit it either)

  23. Here ya' go! on Rabbit Ears To Stage a Comeback Thanks To DTV · · Score: 1
  24. Re:Suspiciously absent: Battery details on Samsung Releases Solar-Powered Phone · · Score: 1

    Yes, but how does this translate to a good walkthrough.htlm. to enable you to waste kids with no Karma loss?

    BAH! kill them all and let FSM sort them out!

    Begin the games!

  25. Re:Suspiciously absent: Battery details on Samsung Releases Solar-Powered Phone · · Score: 1

    It's just an adapter away...