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Do Honeybees Defy Dinosaur Extinction Theories?

neutron_p writes "The humble tropical honeybee may challenge the idea that a post-asteroid impact "nuclear winter" was a big player in the decimation of dinosaurs 65 million years ago. Somehow the tropical honeybee, Cretotrigona prisca, survived the end-Cretaceous extinction event, despite what many researchers believe was a years-long period of darkness and frigid temperatures caused by sunlight-blocking dust and smoke from the asteroid impact at Chicxulub."

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  1. Anyone else besides me? by tekiegreg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Read that as "from the asteroid impact at Chix Club?" For a second I thought a hot nightclub got wiped off the planet and my chances of procreating in this world went down a notch or something...*phew*

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    1. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      For a second I thought a hot nightclub got wiped off the planet and my chances of procreating in this world went down a notch or something..

      Don't be silly. Nothing could decrease your chances of procreating in this world more than they are now. You don't happen to have a vagina do you?

    2. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hmmm, what is 0.00001% of 0?

    3. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

      > the asteroid impact at Chicxulub

      Sorry, Scrabble players...it's a proper noun.

    4. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your chances of procreating went down a notch when you put "slashdot.org" into your browser.

    5. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like the type of night club where guys would outnumber girls, and if it was taken out your chances might actually go up.

    6. Re:Anyone else besides me? by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sex != procreation. I don't think too many guys go to clubs with the goal of getting a woman pregnant :-)

    7. Re:Anyone else besides me? by linatux · · Score: 0

      How else can I help improve the gene pool?

    8. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Sebadude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot readers might, it could be their only chance.

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    9. Re:Anyone else besides me? by snake_dad · · Score: 1

      Still trying for the Darwin Award eh? :)

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    10. Re:Anyone else besides me? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      How else can I help improve the gene pool?

      Certainly not by procreating with the type of person you'd find in a night club...

    11. Re:Anyone else besides me? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Better you than the stupid people that usually just pour them into a bed and slosh in after them...

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    12. Re:Anyone else besides me? by McDutchie · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Sex != procreation. I don't think too many guys go to clubs with the goal of getting a woman pregnant :-)

      No animal has sex with the goal of getting the female pregnant, they all do it just because it feels good. That doesn't mean it's not about procreation, it just means they don't know it is. For humans you might say that many don't want to know it is. Meanwhile the males keep unconsciously selecting the females for the physical properties consistent with being able to raise healthy offspring.

    13. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure. Other animals have sex to breed, that's why they do it in "mating season", not all year round.

    14. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Sique · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But it's a geographic term, so I reject it.

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    15. Re:Anyone else besides me? by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? I never go clubbing without my turkey baster.

    16. Re:Anyone else besides me? by maniac1860 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as I'm likely to get 5-6 chances in my life to procreate, I don't intend to waste any of them.

    17. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Maow · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sex != procreation.

      I don't think too many guys go to clubs with the goal of getting a woman pregnant :-)

      Your point may be valid, but I'm afraid it's wasted, since it was posted on slashdot where knowledge of the subject is purely theoretical.

      [ducks [and runs] ]

      rb
    18. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, those of us who bookmarked it instead of typing it every time clearly have a competitive advantage.

    19. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Zonnald · · Score: 0

      No, mating season is not all year round to allow the females to produce the offspring.

      The males try, but they are rejected by brooding females.

      It just happens that most of the non-breeding season the females are pregnant. Therefor not receptive.

      The pheromones release in the breeding season is like the OK signal to the males of the species.

      BTW IANAB

    20. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Fancia · · Score: 1

      That's not really true, though. Males of many species tend to have testosterone bursts at the time that surrounds mating season in order to turn on mating behaviour. For the rest of the reason, it's turned off because producing sperm takes energy; producing sperm all year around when females are only receptive one time during the year would be selected against.

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    21. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Dabido · · Score: 1

      " Sex != procreation. I don't think too many guys go to clubs with the goal of getting a woman pregnant :-)"
      That's true, that's why God invented Sperm Banks!
      It's the closest some slashdotters will ever get to having a meaningful relationship. (With something other than a computer). :-)

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    22. Re:Anyone else besides me? by renoX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      (sarcasm)
      Of course, that's why there are homosexual animals..

    23. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those of us who have it on the homepage button?

    24. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, Kiosk mode?

      Duh.

    25. Re:Anyone else besides me? by cfuse · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sex != procreation. I don't think too many guys go to clubs with the goal of getting a woman pregnant :-)

      And that, is of course why beer evolved. Natural selection causes drunk men to get together with drunk women and make offspring that are predisposed to do the same thing as soon as they can get fake id. The beer has a symbotic relationship with the human species (specifically, the drunk humper sub-species) and is perfectly adapted to it's environmental niche.

    26. Re:Anyone else besides me? by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
      Of course, that's why there are homosexual animals..

      No. That happens when there's population overcrowding.

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    27. Re:Anyone else besides me? by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      For a second I thought a hot nightclub got wiped off the planet and my chances of procreating in this world went down a notch or something...*phew*

      That statement presumes that if there was said nightclub, some girl in it might want to procreate with you in the first place!

      *zing*

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    28. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that, is of course why beer evolved. Natural selection causes [..] they can get fake id.

      I can't help it, but this somehow reads like fake id emerged by natural selection.

    29. Re:Anyone else besides me? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      I don't have a link at the moment, but I believe there have been observed instances of homosexual primate behavior for social purposes, not overcrowding.

    30. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suck my Oaxaca!!

    31. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Leave it. Now.

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    32. Re:Anyone else besides me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go to anonymous slashdotters
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    33. Re:Anyone else besides me? by renoX · · Score: 1

      > No. That happens when there's population overcrowding.

      Whatever the reason, it still means that the sentence 'animals have sex to breed' is false..

    34. Re:Anyone else besides me? by cfuse · · Score: 1
      I can't help it, but this somehow reads like fake id emerged by natural selection.

      It's a rich ecosystem. Beer coasters that advertise beer to put in a glass on top of the coaster, glasses that smash into tiny non-cutting pieces, carpet that is patterned to hide vomit and crappy matchbooks are all part of the rich cycle of life.

    35. Re:Anyone else besides me? by McDutchie · · Score: 1

      I see I said something some moderator didn't like or agree with. At least I don't see another reason why the parent could be "Offtopic" and the grandparent "Insightful" while the two were about the same topic.

    36. Re:Anyone else besides me? by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

      Whatever the reason, it still means that the sentence 'animals have sex to breed' is false.
      Well, actually, the conclusion generally drawn there is that it's a "short circuit" by nature to reduce breeding when the environment can't support the population. But then again, it could be a matter of people seeing the conclusion they want to.

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    37. Re:Anyone else besides me? by renoX · · Score: 1

      Well, the simplest 'short circuit' would be to have no sex at all, no?

      So while I don't know exactly why animals have 'homosexual relations', it is clearly not for breeding..

  2. Optimal temperature range by fembots · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This new finding is based on the optimal temperature range for honeybees and their food source - nectar-rich flowering plants (which share the same optimal temperature range), to survive.

    However if your living environment has just been destroyed by a meteor, wouldn't these creatures just "make-do" with less-ideal conditions, maybe in a smaller population?

    Honeybees are so much smaller than dinosaurs, I don't think we can really compare their adapting speed, ability and mobility.

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    1. Re:Optimal temperature range by darweidu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do honeybees live in far northern climates? Say, in the Arctic? Because if they can hibernate for 6 months without a colony dying off, why not a year?

    2. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe they lived on honey for a few years. Perhaps they had really giant honeycombs where they lived in like a nuclear fallout shelter kind of way until the bad air went away.

      It was just a thought

    3. Re:Optimal temperature range by BashDot · · Score: 1

      Honeybees are so much smaller than dinosaurs, I don't think we can really compare their adapting speed, ability and mobility.

      Interesting point. I would like to see an experiment done where they create a post-impact environment and see how the bees thrive. Of course, the hardest part would be trying to get as much of the ecosystem into the environment as possible... there could be any number of contributing factors to the bees' survival.

    4. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The asteroid impact model is perhaps too simple, too. The anomaly of this Honeybee finding may indicate a need for improvement in the asteroid hypothesis.

      Namely, would the temperature truly drop globally after the collision of an asteroid? Or is there an anomalous spot on earth that the temperature remains habitable (via some fluid exchange of heat or thinning of obscuring dust cloud)?

      In short, don't just jump to conclusion because there are some anomalies in a model. After all, that is why it is called "model".

      -b

    5. Re:Optimal temperature range by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, they were on Noah'a ark. End of story. ;)

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    6. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Not only that but many insects can survive being frozen, and return to life upon thawing.

    7. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bees are much smaller than me, but I imagine I'm much more adaptable and mobile.

    8. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Honeycomb's big? Yeah yeah yeah
      It's not small? No no no

    9. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honeybees tend to accumulate large food stores (honey) in their hives. I think it's pretty obvious how they could survive for a long time without fresh flowers.

    10. Re:Optimal temperature range by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Informative

      as I said in my other post, I've kept bees.

      They don't need to forage. They stockpile vast amounts of honey just in case there's no food next year. On the order of 100s of times more than they need to survive a winter. A large hive untouched could probably survive 30 or 40 years with no new food source.

      They've also been known to fly 20 miles from the hive to find a food source. It doesn't take much. If it's flowering, the bees will find it. Most of the bees got their nectar, where I was, from dandelions and other weeds, which don't have very strict climactic conditions to grow.

      I'm not shocked in the least to find that they survived and dinosaurs didnt.

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    11. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've never found you living in my eaves.

    12. Re:Optimal temperature range by rjelks · · Score: 2, Funny

      I admit that I didn't RTFA, but I thought insects were a lot bigger back then. With a difference in size, wouldn't that skew an experiment today?

    13. Re:Optimal temperature range by cft_128 · · Score: 1
      Do honeybees live in far northern climates? Say, in the Arctic? Because if they can hibernate for 6 months without a colony dying off, why not a year?

      RTFA, they are discussing tropical honeybees. Their climate requirements are tropical, and fairly constrained.

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    14. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare this to the plan to privatize Social Security. You never see bees having to live on cat food.

    15. Re:Optimal temperature range by nizo · · Score: 1

      In the meantime I was thinking of sticking a hive in my fridge with a couple of dandylions to see how things work out. The hard part is keeping people from opening the fridge for a year.

    16. Re:Optimal temperature range by pilgrim23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Did not the cockroach predate the dinosaur? And, from what I recall, some nuclear reactors have a cockroach infestation issue INSIDE THE REACTION VESSEL! Some insects will be here long after the family mammalia has run their course...

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    17. Re:Optimal temperature range by jwkane · · Score: 1

      Just one male and one female bee, surviving for 60 days and nights on a boat. Of course, given that the female bee (presumably a queen) is either already fertilized (and will start laying 2-3k eggs per day) or unfertilized in which case that one male bee has a whole lot of sperm to contribute to the cause (16-20 males is typical).

      Without any worker bees (female) our queen is going to starve in short order. Even if she survives with no one to feed the larvae our ark bound colony is a lot like a warcraft game with all your peons killed and no resources to make more.

    18. Re:Optimal temperature range by Sai+Babu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bees are capable of extended dormancy.
      Unlike dinosaurs, they store food so when 'awake' they don't 'need' forage.
      Under adverse conditions, if a lot of bees in a colony die, there is just that much food for the others. Kind of like the Donner party (not to be confused with dinner party).

    19. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Size probably plays less a part than the relative lifespan, ie how many generations of bees would occur in a single generation of the dinosaur(s).

    20. Re:Optimal temperature range by Nutria · · Score: 1

      I've kept bees.

      European or tropical? TFA specifies tropical, which I wouldn't be surprised is much more fragile than European bees.

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    21. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You evil jerk! You made me snort some ramen noodles up my nose.

      Holy fuck that burns.

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    22. Re:Optimal temperature range by Thangodin · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And lower temperatures mean lower metabolic rates--or zero metabolic rate if the hive freezes, which bees are capable of surviving. So 30 or 40 years becomes centuries, providing the local ecosystem time to adapt to lower temperatures and sunlight. By the time the bees are really in need, the delicate tropical flowers have been replaced by more robust species that thrive in the new environment. All you need are a few hives to be placed in areas prone to temperatures lower than those populated by the new flowers, so that the bees are not active during the recovery period.

    23. Re:Optimal temperature range by Holi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Could it be possible that fertilized eggs do not hatch until conditions are survivable. Thus even though the previous colony had been wiped out the next generation hatched when the sky cleared and continued the line.

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    24. Re:Optimal temperature range by mgbaron · · Score: 1

      If they are able to make do (foodwise), bees can survive at fairly low temperatures. I'm going to ask a friend of mine that works with them exactly how low and then get back to this forum.

    25. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought insects were a lot bigger back then.

      Only if you get your history from monster movies. Just to let you know in case you've seen Godzilla, lizards were never quite that big.

    26. Re:Optimal temperature range by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Still, though... 65 Mya isn't that far from Sphecomyrma freyi (the "ur-ant" - the ancestor of both bees and ants). How can he possibly claim that this animal is going to be subject to the same sort of climatic restrictions that modern honeybees are?

      Heck, even many modern bees can take cold weather. This place lists 22 species of arctic bees:

      http://www.nhm.ac.uk/entomology/bombus/arctic.ht ml

      Are we supposed to believe with that long for evolutionary divergence, just because it "looks similar" to modern honeybees, that it had to have had the same sort of physiological characteristics? And are we supposed to make that assumption with such confidence that we just toss all of the evidence in the entire K-T layer for a meteor impact?

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    27. Re:Optimal temperature range by YetAnotherAnonymousC · · Score: 5, Funny

      European or tropical?

      But more important, what is their unladen airspeed velocity. And do you think tropical bees could carry a coconut to England? Or European bees?

    28. Re:Optimal temperature range by rjelks · · Score: 1

      I was joking, but while we're on it... Before the jurassic period, the insects did get quite a bit larger than they do today. I think the largest insect over found was a dragonfly species (from about 300 million years ago) that had a 2 1/2 foot wingspan. Not exactly movie-sized, but I'd duck if one was flying my way. /by the way, we're talking prehistory, not history :)

    29. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Kind of like the Donner party (not to be confused with dinner party).

      Didn't know there was a difference.

    30. Re:Optimal temperature range by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      You're clearly not looking hard enough.

    31. Re:Optimal temperature range by Sique · · Score: 1

      On the other hand: We got their fossils, because they were so big. We don't know how large the insects were in average... most of the smaller ones never got into fossil state anyway.

      That's the same problem with dinosaurs. The smallest one we know of are about chicken size. We don't know smaller ones, but smaller ones could have tended to be devoured by other animals completely, their bones crushed and destroyed in a much smaller time, so less time for conserving accidents to happen, and their remaining structures so fragile that they are more easily overlooked.

      There are quite large insects today... bugs of 5" length, butterflies with 1 foot diameter (admiral's butterfly), scolopenders (ok... not insects, but still...) of 2 feet length... But with other flying animals around (mostly birds), the ecological niche for large flying animals is occupied already, differently than 300 mio years ago, when those large insects had the air for them alone.

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    32. Re:Optimal temperature range by God+of+Lemmings · · Score: 1

      I can concur with your observations, my father also used to keep bees. However there are also a couple other things being overlooked in the article, since Kozisek is studying to be a paleontologist and *not* an apiologist.

      Honeybees normally have trouble keeping their metabolic rate in the right place, making them spend time keeping cool or keeping warm. If they get too cold they get sluggish and crawl around slowly (or not at all). If they get too warm they spend time trying to cool down.

      The physical size of the hive would also contribute, scaling along with quantity of available honey and empty air pockets within the hive. A large hive could be considered to be well insulated from temperature change, assuming a large number of empty cells acting as air pockets. Surviving hives likely would also have been located in such a way as to avoid wind chill.

      Finally, bees tend to cluster together to preserve warmth, further mitigating heat loss and changing their energy requirements as well. This is a well studied area as well,
      take a look at this for more information on clustering.

      http://www.beesource.com/pov/usda/thermology/tec hb ulletin1429.htm

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    33. Re:Optimal temperature range by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, according to the Bible, there were seven of each unclean and two of each clean animal.

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    34. Re:Optimal temperature range by smallfeet · · Score: 1
      It's the magnitude of the nuclear winter they seem to be questioning, not the impact itself. If it did not kill off the bees then how could it have been responsible for killing the dinosaurs? Asthma, maybe?

    35. Re:Optimal temperature range by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without knowing anything about the bee physiology vs. dinosaur physiology, it's completely speculation. The author is claiming to know about the ancient bee physiology based on modern honeybees; that argument is nonsensical, since these bees were quite divergent, genetically, from modern bees.

      Seing as 22 modern species of bees do just great in arctic conditions. Stick an ostrich there (birds being the closest relative of dinosaurs), and it will be dead in no time. There's no way to know that these particular bees can't handle a climate change better than dinosaurs.

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    36. Re:Optimal temperature range by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Bush is going over all of his cabinet positions, you ought to send in a resume for Science advisor.

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    37. Re:Optimal temperature range by dr.newton · · Score: 1

      I believe the article specifically stated that these bees were genetically almost identical to modern tropical honeybees, at least similar enough to assume that the temperature constraints for the two species were roughly the same.

      If you know differently, where could we find the information you're basing your statements on?

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    38. Re:Optimal temperature range by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Here's a comment to a story on Slashdot from a few years ago that is kind of relevant.

    39. Re:Optimal temperature range by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, Jesus has already been appointed to that position. However, Pat Robinson will fill-in until he arrives. :)

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    40. Re:Optimal temperature range by jericho4.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Actually, the article said nothing of the sort.

      "...amber-preserved specimens of the oldest tropical honey bee, Cretotrigona prisca, are almost indistinguishable from - and are probably the ancestors of - some modern tropical honeybees like Dactylurina, according to other studies cited by Kozisek"

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    41. Re:Optimal temperature range by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Maybe they lived on honey for a few years. Perhaps they had really giant honeycombs where they lived in like a nuclear fallout shelter kind of way until the bad air went away.

      Perhaps the collective hive-mind realized the danger and triggered a stasis field for the length of the cold weather. Although Nivens and Pournelle never did explain how a timer works in a stasis field or how bees could procure a GP hull or . . .

    42. Re:Optimal temperature range by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit and rationalisation. One of the risks you face when nobody was on the spot with a video camera and survey gear at the time.

      There are many smaller fossils around, but less of them are articulate than the biggies and the obvious factor to produce that would be consistently violent and non-specific interment conditions. If the smaller fossilisation candidates were simply being eaten by carnivores, there wouldn't be many disarticulated skeletons or intact scattered bones, instead there'd be a disproportionate number of eroded bones within coprolite and smashed bones. And there ain't.

      In Real Life, carnivores and scavengers don't just disarticulate the skeleton, they smash up the bones (for the marrow) and scatter them over a wide area. In regions too desertified to have a high density of predators and scavengers, wind and dessication do a similar job. The erosion signatures on the bones would be pretty distinctive.

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    43. Re:Optimal temperature range by timjdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How long can you freeze a bee before it cannot be revived? I remember reading about a 100 year old bug called a bearbug or something like that which was revived... my theory is that bugs have non-linear evolution... a bug thawed today could have been frozen very long ago.

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    44. Re:Optimal temperature range by sydres · · Score: 1

      its not just the cold or are you forgetting that the bees food supply namely flowers would have been wiped out since it would have been cold and dark according to the theory. they are after all for the most part photosynthetic

    45. Re:Optimal temperature range by uberdave · · Score: 1
      Heathens!
      Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. GEN 7:2 (NIV)
      Some other Noah's ark trivia:
      • God also commanded Noah to take every kind of food onboard for his family and the animals to eat.
      • The flood lasted 150 days before the waters started to recede
      • The ark was floating for about five months.
      • Noah, his family, and the animals were on the ark for over a year.
    46. Re:Optimal temperature range by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      actually I didnt think about this but your right!

      They freeze and thaw bees and flys all the time in labs, its so they can mount them and test their flight characteristics on a stand. Whats to say nnature couldnt do this too...(well the feezing and thawing part)

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    47. Re:Optimal temperature range by Little+Grey · · Score: 1

      "Are we supposed to believe with that long for evolutionary divergence, just because it "looks similar" to modern honeybees, that it had to have had the same sort of physiological characteristics?" Well, yes. 65 million years is a VERY long time to go without evolving much, if at all. Their whole argument is that if the asteroid impact was as devastating a event as we think it is, the bees in this area would have ALL DIED. All of them, gone and extinct. The climate would have dropped very quickly, over weeks, and the bees would not have been able to adapt that quickly, they would have all just died out. But instead they seem to have survived and, potentially, flourished.

    48. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps bees that lived in colder climates survived and then evolved over the next 65 million years into the species of bees we know today?

    49. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what about geothermal heat from, for example, a hot spring? That would seem like the perfect heat source for a hive: moist and stable. Sure, those are rare, but all it takes is for a single fertilized queen to survive.

      The only way to answer the question is for nanotech to progress far enough so we can read the badly-damaged DNA from bees preserved in amber. The genetic diversity of the post-impact bees will tell whether it was a single freak hive or a widespread temperature effect.

      Genetic bottle-necks are not that uncommon. Cheetas are thought to have been reduced to a single pregnant female at one point. Modern humans are thought to have been reduced to a few thousand individuals at one point. IIRC, pet hamsters all descend from a single captured animal.

    50. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...from what I recall, some nuclear reactors have a cockroach infestation issue INSIDE THE REACTION VESSEL!

      Oh great... if I've learned anything from Japanese movies, it's that radiation makes things grow big. So you're telling me that in a few years, we'll be dealing with giant, city-stomping cockroaches? Wonderful.

    51. Re:Optimal temperature range by Quelain · · Score: 1

      Where's the video footage and survey reports from your "consistently violent and non-specific interment conditions." AKA Noah's Flood? And why are you afraid to say what you actually mean? Is it something to do with this perhaps?

      How about some evidence to back up your assertions?

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    52. Re:Optimal temperature range by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Oh great... if I've learned anything from Japanese movies, it's that radiation makes things grow big

      It also seems to make mouths move out of sync with spoken words.

    53. Re:Optimal temperature range by Dabido · · Score: 1

      " Actually, according to the Bible, there were seven of each unclean and two of each clean animal."

      Other way around, Genesis 7:2,3
      "Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and it's mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and it's mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the Earth."

      And some interpretations say that the seven refers to the MALE and MATE ... so it would be 14 of each, and 4 of the unclean.
      Of course, the question of what they ate when on the ark is not answered in the Bible. It might have been that God provided it like when he surplied Mana in the desert. After all, it did take 150 days, Genesis 7:24:
      "The waters flooded the earth for a hundred and fifty days."
      Cheers.

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    54. Re:Optimal temperature range by Dabido · · Score: 1

      "Noah, his family, and the animals were on the ark for over a year."

      10 days more than a year in fact. Genesis 7:11,12
      "In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, on the seventeenth day of the second month - on that day, all the springs of the great deep burst forth, and the floodgates of the heavens were opened. And rain fell on the earth for forty days and forty nights."

      Genesis 8:13-16
      "By the first day of the first month of Noah's sex hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. Noah then removed the covering fromt he ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry6. By the twenty seventh day of the second month the earth was completely dry. Then God said to Noah, "Come out of the ark, you and your wife and your sons and their wives."

      Doing the maths.
      600yrs 2 mnths 17 days Minus 601 years, 2 mnths and 27 days
      = 1 year and 10 days.

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    55. Re:Optimal temperature range by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      There are indications that the oxygen level may have been 35% back then, as compared to 21% now. That would have affected maximum size of many species.

      It also would affect the effects of an impact event. One possible extinction event would have been continent-scale firestorms sweeping out from impact crater(s), and higher oxygen levels would have increased the spread of fire. It has been observed that many survivors are ones which live in shelter -- many hives exist in sheltered locations.

    56. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bush won the election--we're not going to have to wait long to see a post-impact environment. Let's see how any of us thrive.

      Amen.. Oh wait, it's the religious fuckwits that voted him in!

    57. Re:Optimal temperature range by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Stick an ostrich there (birds being the closest relative of dinosaurs), and it will be dead in no time

      One of the South American varieties lives as high up as 5000m way in the mountain tundra belt. So I would not bet on this. Same for the dinosaurs. They were sufficiently diverse to cover the entire Earth including the polar regions and at least some were covered with feathers. While the arctic 65 million years ago was not as cold as now, it were definitely not tropical.

      Actually, the heavy methals thrown into the atmosphere are likely to have contributed much more to the demise of the dinosaurs compared to any nuclear winter effect. The bigger the animal and the slower its methabolism, the higher is the effect from heavy methal intoxication.

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    58. Re:Optimal temperature range by salec · · Score: 1

      I believe that "nuclear winter" should be mostly contained on single hemisphere, due to trade winds' patterns. On the other hand, the difference in average temperature of the air between the hemispheres would probably push the climate zones toward "clear skies" pole. Specifically, the impact in the tropical belt (Yucatan, right?) would have had two important consequences: first, it would spread cover almost evenly in both hemispheres and second, promptly lift small debris up to troposphere ceiling, causing formation of high-altitude clouds, which as from recently is perceived as greenhouse boosters (so much for nuclear "winter"). Besides, all the moisture in the air (and some of it caused by evaporation due to the impact), would condensate around the debris particles and fall back to the earth as biblical flood (...even worse, as "mud rain"...). In matter of weeks or months, the air would have been clear, washed down, except for the high-altitude clouds which would remain much longer and cause additional warming. So, the conclusion would be: no long winter, but very harsh stormy weather, lots of mud, torrents, flushing and flood. Some regions would had been devastated, and some others would have been, at least temporarily, turned from deserts into fertile grounds. Large and heavy animals would suffer much greater losses then small ones, first from impact shockwave, then from weather and at end from beeing stuck and drowning in the mud.

    59. Re:Optimal temperature range by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      How can he possibly claim that this animal is going to be subject to the same sort of climatic restrictions that modern honeybees are?

      And more to the point; bees, like other insects are great adapters because of their large populations, short lifespans, and consequently high mutation rates

      This is the same reason why insecticides (and to a lesser extent rabbit control measures) only last a short time before the target finds a mutation which helps it deal with the changed environment

      In a huge population it only needs one or two individuals with the right combination of genes and the problem is solved in a few short generations

    60. Re:Optimal temperature range by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      However if your living environment has just been destroyed by a meteor, wouldn't these creatures just "make-do" with less-ideal conditions, maybe in a smaller population?

      Of course. When a meteor blots out the sun, you've got to "bee resourceful."

      Sorry, that was abominable.

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    61. Re:Optimal temperature range by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • Stick an ostrich there (birds being the closest relative of dinosaurs), and it will be dead in no time.

      Not sure what you mean by that, but I'd like to clarify that ostriches are about as capable of survining in the colder climes as are for example cows, so they are not especially "fragile". Ie they would not survive on their own, but only because they probably would not find enough food during wintertime, not so much because it's too cold. Just google for ostrich farms in the north and you'll find plenty of examples.
    62. Re:Optimal temperature range by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      sex hundred and first year? was he operating an ark, or a harem?

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    63. Re:Optimal temperature range by Rei · · Score: 1

      Wait... are you trying to say that if general physical appearance doesn't change much, than the internal structure doesn't either? Seriously?

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    64. Re:Optimal temperature range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Are we supposed to believe with that long for evolutionary divergence, just because it "looks similar" to modern honeybees, that it had to have had the same sort of physiological characteristics? And are we supposed to make that assumption with such confidence that we just toss all of the evidence in the entire K-T layer for a meteor impact?"

      Yes, and yes.

    65. Re:Optimal temperature range by Dabido · · Score: 1

      Wooops, darn those Freudian slips. Who would have thought they had them in Biblical days!

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    66. Re:Optimal temperature range by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'm going out on a limb here and say that's why he needed more clean (edible) animals than unclean (inedible). God only told him to put them ON the Ark, getting OFF "Noah's Floating Buffet" is their problem.

  3. ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    here in america, we pronounce it "nuculer", you insensitive clod.

    1. Re:ahem by back_pages · · Score: 2, Funny
      I heard an anecdote from some retired military officer (cannot possibly recall who) and he said, "Yeah, I know the difference. When I'm talking about power plants and research, I say nuclear. When I'm talking about weapons, I say nukuler. I figure, when you actually have nukuler weapons at your disposal, you can pronounce it however you damn well please."

      Can anybody put a name to that paraphrased quote?

    2. Re:ahem by edp927 · · Score: 1

      Does this comment really need to get modded up to five every time it appears?

      I mean, sure it's hilarious that our president is an idiotic monkey... oh wait, no it's not.

    3. Re:ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. You can't even spell nucular right. You must have voted Kerry.

    4. Re:ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also pronounce it 'merica you insa^H^Hsensu^H^H^H jerk.

  4. Confusion... by Pi_0's+don't+shower · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I thought it was pretty well-established that the dinosaurs were already in decline by the end of the Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago.

    It's known that many species were already extinct by then, and there was a large asteroid impact around that time, causing some sort of a climate change that finished them off.

    Based on the fact that many many smaller animals (rodents, birds, reptiles, amphibians) survived the event, I don't understand why it's confusing that insects (even tropical insects) survived as well. Can someone explain this, please?

    (One of the great things about /. is there's no shortage of people who'll try to explain this...)

    1. Re:Confusion... by darweidu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      RTFA - tropical honeybees DON'T survive extended darkness. That's why it's odd. They aren't questioning the fact that ANY life survived, it's the fact that this fragile type of honeybees, specifically, survived.

    2. Re:Confusion... by downward+dog · · Score: 5, Funny

      From the article:

      Late Cretaceous tropical honeybees preserved in amber are almost identical to their modern relatives, she says. If no modern tropical honeybee could have survived years in the dark and cold without the flowering plants they lived off of, Kozisek reasoned, something must be amiss with the nuclear winter theory.

      The argument is not necessarily that the event directly killed honeybees (although the article also talks about honeybees' limited tolerance for cold temperatures). Basically, the idea is that flowering plants could not have survived through the event. Without flowering plants, bees would no longer have a purpose to their existence and would be plunged into a state of desperate ennui. No, wait, I mean they would starve. Yeah, starve.

    3. Re:Confusion... by falcon5768 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Honestly Im still confused. Its been pointed out numerious times in the article that they are extreamly simular, but not exactly alike which could explain its adaptability.

      Likewise as is the case with fruit flies, Im sure their lifespan is of the length that would permit fast mutation... we arnt talking about a animal that lives more than 6 months here.

      Really to base your theory on a insect that has a short lifespan and high mutation level is not the smartest thing in the world.

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    4. Re:Confusion... by C.Batt · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wish I had some mod points. +1 funny.

      Little goth bees suffering severe ennui induced malaise. But lo' they cling desperately to life, even though tis not worth the living anymore.

      Buzzzz... buzzz... buzz killer. /I amuse me :-/

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    5. Re:Confusion... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Far from the impact crater a *lot* of vegetation survived - this is what destroyed earlier theories about a worldwide fire (it was actually quite localized).

      The nuclear winter theory has been challenged more than once, but the alternatives aren't so convincing (the two-asteroid theory for example).

    6. Re:Confusion... by ebuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm... Total darkness isn't kind to birds, plants, or other animals or insects. The darkness may not have been 100%, mabye it's just a 20% dip in available light. That's enough to drastically change plant life (and everything else).

      We've let too many Hollywood producers "visualize" the meteor impact, I'm sure it was fantastic, but it's really hard to know exactly what happened such a long time ago. Surely it didn't flip cars like flapjacks on the streets of NY, and it definately didn't enflame the entire world like Armageddon's opening screen.

      It could be that honey bees "went south for the winter" except in this case they used to live in the north, and moved south as the temperatures changed. It could be that honeybees have become genetically acclimated to our current temperatures, and can no longer accomodate temperature changes. It could be that some flowering plants could sustain them in the relative darkness. Mabye they can use alternative food sources in conditions of extreme hunger.

      A lot of my guesses are certain to be wrong, and you may come up with much better possibilities than these, but from the quality of the information in this article, nobody can support a reason. It's a shame that so much science asks the populace to take it's findings on faith, instead of showing the evidence and how they came to the conclusion. Mabye it's the lack of good scientific journalisim, or mabye journalists don't trust the population to understand, just to accept. Remember there's not even a reference to the estimated sunlight blockage or temperature drop.

    7. Re:Confusion... by ebuck · · Score: 1

      So he's saying that flowering plants existed before the impact, were destroyed by the impact (via lack of sunlight), and then managed to re-establish themselves by genetic drift from the population of surviving conifirous plant life, thus re-creating the flowering mechanisim that was totally eradicated just a few years (even if it's a few 1000 years) before?

      If other plants survived (with good documentation) why does he believe that flowering plants are incapable of surviving? I mean, the documentation is so old and full of holes that there's no likelyhood of knowing what everything looked like everywhere on the planet back then.

      Palentology done by a grad student hosted on a physics site with no references to a published paper, no data, methods, or even mention of peer review. Think about it.

    8. Re:Confusion... by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      No, it was these depressed goth-bees that killed the dinosaurs off with their horrible horrible faux-punk goth metal. In fact, i'm considering killing myself now just from thinking of it.

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    9. Re:Confusion... by Nerd+Cooties · · Score: 1

      Oh great, now I can see Goth bees. All dressed in black with black highlights...

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    10. Re:Confusion... by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      Small things are more likely to survive - their evolutionary advantage is in their sheer numbers and in their food survival treshold. Also, do you realy think it is easy to hit a bee with asteroid?

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    11. Re:Confusion... by bcrowell · · Score: 1
      Based on the fact that many many smaller animals (rodents, birds, reptiles, amphibians) survived the event, I don't understand why it's confusing that insects (even tropical insects) survived as well. Can someone explain this, please?
      Actually there are a lot of extinctions and non-extinctions that are very hard to explain based on the impact theory. Paleontologists were having a hard time, for instance, explaining why crocodiles and alligators survived, while dinosaurs of similar size went extinct. Remember, not all dinos were big; a lot of them were the size of chickens. IIRC, there are also some problems with marine plants and animals, where it was really difficult to explain why one species died out, while another, seemingly very similar species survived. There's been some speculation that the Deccan traps may have been involved.

      If I'm understanding the article correctly, what's new and interesting about this work isn't that it solves the mystery, or that it creates a new mystery. What's new and interesting about it is that it places a numerical constraint on the climate change that followed the impact.

    12. Re:Confusion... by Doom,+Thulsa · · Score: 1

      From following your link, it sounds like they found a huge crater in the ocean west of India, 65 million years old. That makes two huge impacts I'm aware of at the extinction boundary. Maybe it wasn't an accident, but a war?

    13. Re:Confusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is, in fact, no evidence that the dinosaurs were already in decline. Certainly, various species of dinosaur were going extinct all the time, but there is no general die-off or reduction in diversity observable in the late Cretaceous.

      The closest thing to evidence for the decline theory points to an apparent gradual decline in fossils. However, since fossilization is such a rare event, and we've found so few, a sudden extinction will actually create the same apparent gradual decline.

    14. Re:Confusion... by Dabido · · Score: 1

      "The nuclear winter theory has been challenged more than once, but the alternatives aren't so convincing (the two-asteroid theory for example)."

      I think they have footage of an asteroid lurking near the grassy knoll.

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    15. Re:Confusion... by Decaff · · Score: 1

      I thought it was pretty well-established that the dinosaurs were already in decline by the end of the Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago.

      This is no longer thought to be the case. Recent fossil finds suggest the dinosaurs were thriving right up to the end.

      Based on the fact that many many smaller animals (rodents, birds, reptiles, amphibians) survived the event, I don't understand why it's confusing that insects (even tropical insects) survived as well. Can someone explain this, please?

      I can't - I don't find it confusing. Recent evidence suggests that the real killer was the heat shock from the impact, which only lasted a few hours. Basically, small things that could find shelter in water or burrows survived. The impact did not kill off the dinosaurs - the smaller ones are still with us. We call them 'birds'!

    16. Re:Confusion... by boots@work · · Score: 1

      It's a shame that so much science asks the populace to take it's findings on faith, instead of showing the evidence and how they came to the conclusion.

      You are not being asked to take anything on faith, and the evidence is always available if you work a little. If you read the article, you can see the researcher's name, affiliation, and the conference where the research was presented. Put those into Google and you can find the paper (maybe in a couple of weeks). Journals are available for perusal at university libraries. There is not a secret password for the science treehouse. If you think there are holes, send a polite query to the author after doing your background reading and you'll probably get a response.

      Science was open source before there was open source.

    17. Re:Confusion... by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 1
      Mabye it's the lack of good scientific journalisim, or mabye journalists don't trust the population to understand...

      There is a lack of good science journalism. Even good science journalism wouldn't have time or space to regurgitate the entire body of knowledge on a given topic every time a new theory came up, however.

      And while the sciences are covered shallowly in the popular media, so is theology.

    18. Re:Confusion... by TheDauthi · · Score: 1

      It would have been difficult to flip cars in New York city 65 million years ago.

    19. Re:Confusion... by boots@work · · Score: 1

      There is a shortage of good journalism period.

  5. Okay, and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could we not formulate some kind of weather scenario that would result in the deaths of very large reptiles, but not the deaths of hive-dwelling insects?

    1. Re:Okay, and by mbvgp · · Score: 0

      Yeah we sure can.... The cold weather dried out the flowers and the Honey Bees couldnt feed. So they turned into giant bloodsucking monsters and fed on the Dinosaurs blood, thus killing them off. Of course once the weather cleared the flowers returned and they turned back to normal. So beware the return of the giant bloodsucking honey bees when another "nuclear winter" comes :).

  6. What I want to know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Why do bees always sting me? I mean I know people who have never been stung that live in the same area I do, yet I've been stung like 20 times, it pisses me off. Anyway, thought I would share that, now back to your regularly scheduled comment...

    1. Re:What I want to know is... by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's hard to tell from your post - is it possible that you are actually a flower?

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    2. Re:What I want to know is... by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nah. He is just a standard geek who has not showered in months. Bees hate smelly people.

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  7. Science schmience... by rackhamh · · Score: 5, Funny

    The honeybees only survived because the aliens took them off the planet during the extinction, then brought them back about the time they built the pyramids.

    1. Re:Science schmience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they survived by building a hive in Noah's ark while he was still working on it...

    2. Re:Science schmience... by Xshare · · Score: 4, Funny

      Was this before or after the stargate was buried?

    3. Re:Science schmience... by sbowles · · Score: 1

      I thought it was the mice that stowed aboard an alien spacecraft.

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    4. Re:Science schmience... by wdavies · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well it finally explains the Honey Bees in the X-Files...

    5. Re:Science schmience... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      they buried the stargate after the extinction, before bringing the animals back. thats why it took so long to find the damn thing. Bees are people too.

    6. Re:Science schmience... by Arran4 · · Score: 1

      Wait... Your saying that bees were orginally green? And ate large mammels!

    7. Re:Science schmience... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Clearly, this occurred before the stargate was built. After all, with the exception of the pyramids (which the aliens built, duh), nothing interesting was happening here, and the one thing that topped off having an infinitely regenerative host body was the opportunity to vicariously experience the pleasure of sweet, sweet honey.

      Assuming, of course, that O'Neil is played by Kurt Russel, and not Richard Dean Anderson, otherwise those aliens would have had far more interesting things to do than bee husbandry.

      Wow, that's more delusional than normal...

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    8. Re:Science schmience... by JollyFinn · · Score: 1
      The honeybees only survived because the aliens took them off the planet during the extinction, then brought them back about the time they built the pyramids.
      You got it totally WRONG. aliens never build pyramids, it was predators who taught humans to build pyramids!

      Besides there is NO reason for aliens to do that, and for predators we can only guess!

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  8. Simple explanation by MoxCamel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Honey bees are do-bees. Dinosaurs are don't-bees.

    1. Re:Simple explanation by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      nobody has caught this one yet...perhaps in Soviet Russia Dooby jokes do you!

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    2. Re:Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Sinatra was a do-bee do-bee do

    3. Re:Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Miss Sally, is that you?

    4. Re:Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bravo!
      you sir, have made me laugh.

    5. Re:Simple explanation by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

      I could go for a doobie right about now...

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  9. hmm by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many species of bees hibernate during the winter. All you'd need is a few queens to survive in hibernation, and they could easily repopulate the bee world afterwards.

    1. Re:hmm by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      IANAE (I am not an entomologist) but I was under the impression that bees eggs could be refrigerated to a very low temperature without killing them. It would only take a few eggs to survive the winter and then hatch when the conditions became more optimal for the species to survive.

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    2. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you'd need is a few queens to survive

      So the bees survived in Key West, San Francisco and Provincetown. Problem solved.

    3. Re:hmm by The+FooMiester · · Score: 4, Informative

      IAAB(I am a beekeeper)

      All bees that live north of the carolinas need to "winter over" as it's called. They don't really hibernate perse, because bees don't sleep at all.
      They form in a cluster, and actually shiver to keep warm. The queen stays at the center of the cluster, the rest of the bees rotate around. They make flights out to relieve themselves on nice days.

      In Northeastern Pennsylvania, it takes about 70 pounds of honey to survive an average winter. Average honey production is somewhere around 150 pounds. Winter is considered to last from the first week of November to the first blossoms of the year(usually red bud maple, sometime in March)

      I don't find it odd at all that the honeybee survived a year without sunshine, especially if in the warmer months it got above 40, so the bees could fly about to collect water.

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    4. Re:hmm by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Fine. Then those eggs hatch and immediately starve to death as they are only grubs which must be cared for by worker bees. Yes, YANAE.

    5. Re:hmm by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      I don't find it odd at all that the honeybee survived a year without sunshine, especially if in the warmer months it got above 40, so the bees could fly about to collect water.
      Even tropical species? I'm not aiming this at you particularly, but there seems to be the usual cacophony of Slashdot naysayers, typically missing the point: TFA is talking about tropical species, which are far more susceptible to temperature variation and do not "winter" (some actuall migrate to avoid the cold).
    6. Re:hmm by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly no expert on bees, but organisms tend to be pretty adaptable. If you have a tree that loses its leaves in winter in a northern clime and you plant it in Florida, it won't lose its leaves. The bees might have had the ability to hibernate, but they hadn't had to use it in a while.

    7. Re:hmm by clintp · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there's also a strong voice of Slashdot naysayers indicating that she's making a strong connection between modern species of C. prisca and an insect encased in amber. The researcher is claiming that this "almost identical" specimen from 70 million years ago exhibits the same behavioral and physiological responses to cold/lack of sun as a modern day species based on compartive anatomy. That's quite a leap.

      [There is more elaboration on this point, by other posters, elsewhere on this thread...]

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    8. Re:hmm by Alsee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All you need for a species to survive is for a single colony to survive and repopulate. Of all of the bee colonies all across the entire planet, it seems quite possible that one or more of those colonies may have been in the vicinity of a volcano or other geothermal source. Such geothermal zones would create an "oasis" of warmth in a global winter. I'd wager many species survived in such oases.

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    9. Re:hmm by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      That is quite a leap, but as I said in my other reply to you, we don't know the methodology so criticism of that leap is rather premature. There simply isn't enough detail in that report to dismiss the research. You'll also note that many the posts do not point out that leap, but instead seem to assume that all bees are the same.

      As an aside, more and more science articles on Slashdot seem to be dominated by posters dismissing research based on perceived problems in reports of the research, rather than the research itself. It's not all that helpful to do that, especially when there are already 50 posts stating the same thing (personally I'll be handing out a few redundant moderations next time I notice this trend and have mod points). It's almost like Slashdot is becoming more cynical and more scientifically conservative.

    10. Re:hmm by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      That situation is called an evolutionary bottleneck. When it occurs it is generally accompanied by considerable genetic change, due to a lack of genetic variation, significant inbredding, and a fairly homologous environment (which encourages specialisation). That has not happened in this case, therefore it is unlikely that they suffered a near-extinction reduction in population.

    11. Re:hmm by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      Nonsense. All bees hibernate. Even the tropical kind.

      Bees navigate by the position of the sun. No sun = bees stay home. So all bees 'hibernate' each night, and when it is cloudy, regardless of how cold it is. And since the whole climate change happened because the sun was blocked, the bees would have stayed in the hive until the sun came out. Since whatever flowering plants survived would be growing again by then, the only questions are 'Did it get too cold for the hive to live?' and 'Did they have enough food to survive that long?' The first question is no. bees survive below freezing just fine (they just eat more), and in the tropics it did not reach freezing. The second is harder to answer, but beekeepers have posted saying they should make it. You only need a few hives anyway.

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    12. Re:hmm by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      When it occurs it is generally accompanied by considerable genetic change, due to a lack of genetic variation, significant inbredding, and a fairly homologous environment (which encourages specialisation).

      Not necessarily, in this case. If it were a regular colony that happened to settle near a source of (for example) geothermal warmth, then you're not starting from a specially adapted niche subspecies. Queen bees typically survive and lay eggs for two to three years; some may live up to five years. (Those numbers are for honeybees--I am assuming that the figures for tropical bees aren't too different.) If the world was only suffering from the worst lack of sunlight and heat for a year or three, there might be very little change in the species. (A bit of pressure for slightly hardier variants, but not much else...)

      As far as resettling the world, the bee 'generalists' probably also had a significant advantage following the extinction event. Again, this might tend to act against dramatic changes in the species and unusual specializations. I admit that evolutionary biology isn't my specialty, and I'm just brainstorming here.

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    13. Re:hmm by davidyorke · · Score: 1

      C. prisca are tropical and don't winter over. I'm sorry if this post is redudant, but the author of the study is a friend of mine. She worked very hard on this and shouldn't be dismissed out of hand without even reading the article!

    14. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "IAAB(I am a beekeeper)"

      IANAB,SFOWYSA (I an not a beekeeper, so fuck off with your stupid acronyms)

    15. Re:hmm by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily, in this case. If it were a regular colony that happened to settle near a source of (for example) geothermal warmth, then you're not starting from a specially adapted niche subspecies. Queen bees typically survive and lay eggs for two to three years; some may live up to five years. (Those numbers are for honeybees--I am assuming that the figures for tropical bees aren't too different.) If the world was only suffering from the worst lack of sunlight and heat for a year or three, there might be very little change in the species. (A bit of pressure for slightly hardier variants, but not much else...)
      The point is that reduction of the population to that degree would mean that the rebuilt population would all derive from a very small genetic pool. There would be a lot genetic variation from the original population lost. That should be detectable (though I'm not sure it would be at the physiological level, I admit). As you say if the period of climate change was short (relative to the bees lifecycle) and the repopulation fast then there may not be a lot of specialisation evident in the rebuilt population.
  10. I love bees by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love bees.. Not only do they survive nuclear winter, but unlike cockroaches they wear cool rugby shirts. Sting on, my buzzy cousins! Sting on!

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    1. Re:I love bees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of wasps http://www.wasps.co.uk/

    2. Re:I Love Bees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's a croc got that T-Rex didnt?
      I don't know, but I'd much rather watch a show called the T-Rex Hunter. I don't think it would last more than a season though.
    3. Re:I Love Bees by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now I just going to sneak up on this lil rippa, and jam me thumb up his butthole!

      Oi crikey! That's really pissing him off!

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    4. Re:I Love Bees by Carnildo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd think a bigger mystery is why crocodiles and sharks have survived virtually unchanged. What's a croc got that T-Rex didnt?

      A T-Rex is functionally warm-blooded. It may not be able to regulate its temperature, but between its mass and activity level, the core body temperature of a T-Rex will remain fairly constant. It's quite likely that the dinosaurs evolved to take advantage of this. Reduce the environmental temperature by a few degrees, though, and a T-Rex will need to increase its activity level to maintain body temperature. If there isn't enough food for the increased activity, it'll either starve to death or freeze to death.

      A croc is functionally cold-blooded. Global cooling just means it'll slow down for a while.

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    5. Re:I Love Bees by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      "I don't know how many years this volcanic winter was supposed to have lasted, but I could easily see a big hive with a lot of honey surviving a decade of less-than-optimal weather."

      It wasn't a "volcanic" winter. It was caused by an asteroid impact, not a volcano. And it lasted a few THOUSAND years, not a decade, a few decades, a century, or even a few centuries. A few THOUSAND years. I smoked a bit of pot as a kid (maybe I should have been keeping bees instead), and maybe my perception of time isn't what it used to be, but a few thousand years of living pretty far outside of your normal survival temperature range seems like a bit of stretch.

    6. Re:I Love Bees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please get your facts straight, the estimated time isn't any more then a decade, and I believe the common idea right now is about 4 or 5 years. Also said in the article I believe.

      Quickshot

    7. Re:I Love Bees by Holi · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should cut back on the pot annd read the article.

      "despite what many researchers believe was a years-long period of darkness and frigid temperatures caused."

      Nowhere does it even imply a few THOUSAND years.

      And Volcanic winter is probably a pretty apt description of the after-affects of an asteroid effect. Ash dirt and dust being hurled into the atmosphere. Cracking of the crust releasing probably thousands of tons of molten rock.

      And if the sun were blocked for THOUSANDS of years the die off would have been much greater as no food would grow. you could be pretty confident that all mammalian life would have disappeared. Bascally all life would have had to move back into the ocean until the atmosphere corrected it self.

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    8. Re:I Love Bees by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      A beehive can survive for an extended period of time of bad weather. They survive pretty rough canadian winters, for one. A bee can be frozen solid and thaw out and still be alive.
      We're not talking about common North American species. We're talking about tropical species. Do you think a hive of tropical bess would survive a harsh Canadian winter?
    9. Re:I love bees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or I Heart (hucka)bees?

    10. Re:I Love Bees by clintp · · Score: 1
      We're not talking about common North American species. We're talking about tropical species.
      To be fair, the authors of TFA didn't say that the species found in amber were identical to the modern tropical honey bees. What it said was [emphasis mine]: "Late Cretaceous tropical honeybees preserved in amber are almost identical to their modern relatives". There's further waffling about the connection between modern tropical honey bees and their ancient counterparts elsewhere in the article.

      The C. prisca "ancestors" found may have had an evolved response to cold and lack of sunlight like modern cold-weather honeybees -- possibly as a response to high volcanic activity. For modern tropical honeybees, this feature wasn't needed and was later dropped.

      Frankly, without reviving those bees from the amber there's no way of telling if they could survive the cold or no, and the researcher is talking through her hat.
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    11. Re:I Love Bees by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Do you think a hive of tropical bess would survive a harsh Canadian winter?

      A few, yes. It only takes a few to repopulate the species.
      Furthere, populations migrate over time. There's no reason to assume that the bees now in the tropics came from the tropics.
      A few survive, multiply, and diverge into different ecological niches.

    12. Re:I Love Bees by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      To be fair, the authors of TFA didn't say that the species found in amber were identical to the modern tropical honey bees.
      There is that. But the article is not the research. Without seeing the research we are not in a position to judge the methodology. Yet most of the highly moderated posts dismiss the research out of hand, noting that "I heard you can freeze bees and revive them", or "I once kept a hive, and my bees survive winter just fine". There is (when I checked, anyway) not once highly moderated post commenting on the implications if the research is correct. That's a pretty disappointing discussion, if you ask me.
      Frankly, without reviving those bees from the amber there's no way of telling if they could survive the cold or no, and the researcher is talking through her hat.
      There will be physiological differences. It would also be possible to look at the global distributions of the ancient and modern species. There are ways to establish some confidence in this methodology.

      I'm not saying the research is correct. What I'm saying is that the vast majority of highly moderated posts seem to be discounting the research with pretty superficial arguments, and little authority.

    13. Re:I Love Bees by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      A few, yes. It only takes a few to repopulate the species. Furthere, populations migrate over time. There's no reason to assume that the bees now in the tropics came from the tropics. A few survive, multiply, and diverge into different ecological niches.
      And they evolve as they do so. These species have allegedly not evolved much at all, which implies that they have not diverged into different ecological niches, and that the climate they now occupy is probably very similar to the climate they used to occupy.
    14. Re:I Love Bees by groomed · · Score: 1

      They make 100s of times more honey than they need

      This is hard to take at face value. Can you provide references which will support this claim?

    15. Re:I Love Bees by Quelain · · Score: 1

      There's another recent finding from stuff in ancient amber: air. Atmospheric oxygen in the cretaceous period seems to have been > 30%, with a reduction to around current levels at the K/T boundary. Maybe crocs were better at adapting to that? They are fairly inactive critters today, probably were back then too.

      link

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  11. Of course species survived it. by CedgeS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was a mass extinction, not a total extinction. If nothing had survived, we would have started over again 65 million years ago at a few species near ocean bottom vents. Many, many, many land plants and creatures survived. A much more interesting question would be, "How did Cretotrigona prisca or their close ancestors survive the mass extinction event about 65 million years ago"?

    1. Re:Of course species survived it. by jd · · Score: 1

      They stung the physicist who claimed they couldn't fly to death and used the hot air from his work to survive the extreme cold.

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    2. Re:Of course species survived it. by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      A much more interesting question would be, "How did Cretotrigona prisca or their close ancestors survive the mass extinction event about 65 million years ago"?
      Did you RTFA? That question is claimed to have the answer "they couldn't". Therefore the conclusion is that the event was not as commonly depicted. The onus is really on the proponents of the "nuclear winter" theory to explain why this data point doesn't invalidate their theory.
    3. Re:Of course species survived it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the theory that says they couldn't seems to be purely conjectural. The whole point is: What empirical evidence is there that bees would actually all die out in this situation, without any survivors? As far as I know, very little to none. Now, what empirical evidence is there for the so-called "nuclear winter" scenario of mass extinction? Enough to have held up to reasonable scrutiny for several decades.

      If you want people to reach a conclusion that you say the article wants us to reach, then it's clear that the onus is on the party who has done far less work gathering empirical data to support its own claims. That group is the "honeybees couldn't have survived" theorist group.

    4. Re:Of course species survived it. by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      If you want people to reach a conclusion that you say the article wants us to reach, then it's clear that the onus is on the party who has done far less work gathering empirical data to support its own claims. That group is the "honeybees couldn't have survived" theorist group.
      And that has been done. You, and most other people here, are reacting as though the article is the entire body of work on this theory. It's not, and until you've seen the rest of the work you're really in no position to criticize it, are you?
    5. Re:Of course species survived it. by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      "Duck...and cover!"

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  12. evil christians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    this can only be the work of the christians that want to debun evolution, I say kill all christians, kill them all.

  13. Honeybees, huh... by demonbug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay already, I'll go buy Halo 2...

    Uh, this is about Halo, right?

    1. Re:Honeybees, huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll see you in line tonight at midnight bub. Buzzzzzzz....

  14. Not only that by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite bees are the ones's from Margaret's Honey in Napa, CA. I bought a case of them last month and they keep transmitting me secret messages from space, I think. I tried to decode their message, and I think it's:
    PURC HASEHA LOTWOFO RT HEXBO X
    I think the language is Sumerian, possibly. No idea, help me out here.
    I'll get to the bottom of this somehow...

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    1. Re:Not only that by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      You should learn bee dance/

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    2. Re:Not only that by Linker3000 · · Score: 0

      "CHEP UNFRUN YBGJBSB EG URKOB K"

      I've just run a BASIC program to run that phrase through ROT13 10,000 times and every one was garbage - I think that message is bogus.

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    3. Re:Not only that by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      I'll get to the bottom of this somehow...

      Dude, chances are you already hit the bottom based on that post alone!

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    4. Re:Not only that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you sure it doesn't read:

      BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

      That's what I got from my secret decoder ring!

    5. Re:Not only that by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Really? My bees said the same thing to me last week!

      Probably just a coincidece though....

    6. Re:Not only that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've just run a BASIC program to run that phrase through ROT13 10,000 times

      Then you wasted 9,999 of those iterations. Thirteen is half of twenty-six; two iterations means you got exactly where?

  15. That is how smart presidents say it. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Informative

    "here in america, we pronounce it "nuculer" Jimmy Carter, who is the only president who was an actual nuclear engineer earlier in his career, pronounced it this way.

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    1. Re:That is how smart presidents say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That doesn't make it sound any less stupid.

    2. Re:That is how smart presidents say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And THAT doesn't make it any less correct, seeing as it's both an officially accepted variant AND the unofficial military pronounciation.

    3. Re:That is how smart presidents say it. by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Jimmy Carter, who is the only president who was an actual nuclear engineer earlier in his career, pronounced it this way.

      So did his (twelve-year-old?) daughter, who was majorly concerned about nuclear proliferation, according to him. I always thought that was the claim that cost him the election.

    4. Re:That is how smart presidents say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The unofficial military pronunciation? I must have missed that memo.

  16. Interesting idea by (void*) · · Score: 1

    I can't say she makes a watertight case about honeybees - maybe the optimality temperatures isn't really that optimal, and queen bees can survive for a long time in hibernation. But I think the way
    this researcher is thinking.

    1. Re:Interesting idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you need a watertight case of honeybees? Can't they swim?

    2. Re:Interesting idea by (void*) · · Score: 1

      Silly Anonymous Coward. "About" not "of".

  17. Its pretty obvious then by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bees at some point turned into swarms of ravenous dinosaur eating killers and wiped the poor innocent helpless dinos out. There can be no other explanation.

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    1. Re:Its pretty obvious then by rworne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The bees just ate the Grendels (and everything else that wasn't blue) when the environment changed.

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    2. Re:Its pretty obvious then by RsG · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hmm... where's my +1 obscure Niven/Pournelle reference mod when I need it? Bravo, that was easily to most obscure thing I've seen on /. or at least the wierdest that I actually recognized.

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    3. Re:Its pretty obvious then by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      maybe the queen bee's gets pms once every billion years or so.

    4. Re:Its pretty obvious then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, I, for one, welcome our new insect ... oh, never mind.

  18. Decimation?!?! by borcharc · · Score: 4, Informative

    Decimation is the Roman Army practice of executing every tenth man in a unit to ensure discipline. This is usually done to deal with rebellion or crowdedness. I was unaware they every tenth dinosaur was executed. I get annoyed when this word is used incorrectly, I would use obliteration or some other word instead.

    1. Re:Decimation?!?! by great+om · · Score: 2, Insightful

      guess what: languages evolve and the exact meaning of words can change.

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    2. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Diction ary&va=Decimation

      Main Entry: decimate
      Pronunciation: 'de-s&-"mAt
      Function: transitive verb
      Inflected Form(s): -mated; -mating
      Etymology: Latin decimatus, past participle of decimare, from decimus tenth, from decem ten
      1 : to select by lot and kill every tenth man of
      2 : to exact a tax of 10 percent from
      3 a : to reduce drastically especially in number
      b : to destroy a large part of .

    3. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, decimation can also refer to downsampling.

    4. Re:Decimation?!?! by lightknight · · Score: 5, Informative

      One entry found for decimate.

      Main Entry: decimate
      Pronunciation: 'de-s&-"mAt
      Function: transitive verb
      Inflected Form(s): -mated; -mating
      Etymology: Latin decimatus, past participle of decimare, from decimus tenth, from decem ten
      1 : to select by lot and kill every tenth man of
      2 : to exact a tax of 10 percent from
      3 a : to reduce drastically especially in number b : to destroy a large part of
      - decimation /"de-s&-'mA-sh&n/ noun

      See 3a.

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    5. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your point? The parent was right, or the grand-parent? Seems like both were right to me.

    6. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get really annoyed by dictionaries that use give "definitions" based on popular misusages. I go to a dictionary to find what a word really means, not what morons think it means.

      Look at their definitions of "literally" and "virtually"; words whose meanings have been destroyed through misuse.

    7. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Decimation is the Roman Army practice of executing every tenth man in a unit to ensure discipline. This is usually done to deal with rebellion or crowdedness.

      Actually, they usually selected the most pedantic 10% of the group.

    8. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I get annoyed when this word is used incorrectly"

      Funny, I get annoyed when prissy word-police can't handle the changing use of a word.

    9. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Last time I checked, the Roman Army no longer existed. Get with the times. The language certainly has.

    10. Re:Decimation?!?! by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

      All definitions are based on popular misusage. The only difference is the threshold on how long before they're accepted.

    11. Re:Decimation?!?! by Tye_Informer · · Score: 1
      guess what: languages evolve and the exact meaning of words can change.


      That's because moron's start using them incorrectly and that new usage sticks. (BTW: I am intentionally using the "new" definition of moron, stupid person, not the psychological definition, A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years.)
      These are both instances where a word has a very specific (ie decimation being 10% destruction, moron being mental age of 7 to 12) meaning yet incorrect usage catches on and the word loses all meaningful definition.
    12. Re:Decimation?!?! by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      Definition 3 is just the dictionary bowing to a recent redefinition of the term. Yes, languages evolve and I'm fine with that, but acknowledge the origin of the term.

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    13. Re:Decimation?!?! by merphle · · Score: 1
      Decimation is the Roman Army practice of executing every tenth man in a unit to ensure discipline.
      ...and Decimalization is the Roman Army practice of executing every tenth of a man in a unit?
    14. Re:Decimation?!?! by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 1

      That's because moron's start using them incorrectly and that new usage sticks. (BTW: I am intentionally using the "new" definition of moron, stupid person, not the psychological definition, A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years.)

      The new definition of moron where the plural is moron's?

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    15. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because they were Decimated!!!!!

    16. Re:Decimation?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      better than a 10th of every mans unit.

    17. Re:Decimation?!?! by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful


      I get annoyed when this word is used incorrectly

      And I get annoyed by seeming pedants who themselves use malaprops. Do you really mean "crowdedness", as if they needed to eliminate every tenth man just so they could get more elbow room?

      Or maybe you meant "cowardice", which is more accurate historical motivation for the practice.

      Please, before you pick grammatical nits, make sure you know how to spell every word you use yourself. Otherwise you just look ridiculous.

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    18. Re:Decimation?!?! by borcharc · · Score: 1

      I can not spell, I admit that. I am far to trusting of spellcheck as well.

      Proper word use and spelling are not the same thing.

      For the people who say get with the times, this is the same as the media calling "hackers" criminals who will steal from you or shut down the power grid for kicks.

    19. Re:Decimation?!?! by sl0wp0is0n · · Score: 1

      Did you use the program "edict" to get that definition?

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    20. Re:Decimation?!?! by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      "Decimation" can mean reduction by a tenth or reduction to a tenth, or some approximation of either.

      In this case though a more appropriate word would be "extinction".

    21. Re:Decimation?!?! by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Merriam-Webster

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    22. Re:Decimation?!?! by wombatmobile · · Score: 1

      We've had decimation in Australia since 1971. It's heaps easier to remember than furlongs and doesn't require complex math in your head while you're driving.

    23. Re:Decimation?!?! by clambake · · Score: 1

      Decimation is the Roman Army practice of executing every tenth man in a unit to ensure discipline. This is usually done to deal with rebellion or crowdedness. I was unaware they every tenth dinosaur was executed. I get annoyed when this word is used incorrectly, I would use obliteration or some other word instead.

      NO, the ORIGINALY meaning of Decimation is the practice of killing off all the Dinosaurs... The Romans just allowed thier language to slip in the 65 million years after the "great decimation" and corrupted the word to mean what you just said.

    24. Re:Decimation?!?! by Puff+Daddy · · Score: 1
      Proper word use and spelling are not the same thing.
      Its not that you misspelled cowardice, you said "crowdedness." They are very different words. Now seriously, get with the times.
    25. Re:Decimation?!?! by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      Language evolves, if i have to live with "Orientated" you can live with decimation.

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  19. Beescile. by Kenja · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Last I checked you could pop a bee into the freezer for a few days and it will recover after you thaw it. Could this not explain how insects and other simple life forms survived the climet change caused by such an impact?

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    1. Re:Beescile. by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two major flaws in theory:

      1) AC electricity hadn't been discovered then.
      2) The refrigerator wasn't invented until the 1800s.

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    2. Re:Beescile. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Last you checked!? You monster!

    3. Re:Beescile. by centauri · · Score: 1

      Do you check this often?

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    4. Re:Beescile. by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      How long do you put 'em in the nuke for? Mine keep exploding.

    5. Re:Beescile. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put them in the freezer for a few hundred years and let us know if it still works.

      Seriusly though, the issue isn't them freezing solid, it is that the plants they depended on died off and they starved.

    6. Re:Beescile. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just finished collecting thirty insects (in autumn, honestly-_-) for a biology projects.

      As of yet, the bees I have popped into the freezer for a few hours->a few days have not tried to get up off their pins.

      (of course a few of them had a healthy dose of acetone, but the last one I caught did not. and it was pinned after only eight hours in there. not even in the coldest part either)

  20. They don't really care by wombatmobile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do Honey Bees Defy Dinasour Extinction Theories?

    Honey bees mostly don't care. Dinasour extinction theories are not getting a lot of buzz with them.

  21. Different Mating Habits. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bees Have one Queen per hive who is always well fed even if the other drones get killed off. But the Queen always gets priority so she can have more offspring. Dinos If they are like modern reptiles and mammals tend to live for themeless And they will try to allocate the recourses for them to survive even if it means not mating or letting a pregnant female starve, so the male could live an other day. These different methods have different advantages and flaws it is can be that the Bees lifestyle seems to have given them an advantage in times of food scarcity where the queen was still reproducing while the Reptiles were off fending for themselves.

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    1. Re:Different Mating Habits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you write this on a handwriting recognition device? Or perhaps run it through a spell checker and accept whatever it suggested (though, you'd have to have some AWFUL spelling to get "themeless" from "themselves")?

    2. Re:Different Mating Habits. by xC0000005 · · Score: 1

      Drones are actually killed (actually thrown out) by the workers in the fall. Workers share food evenly, starving to death more or less simultaneously in many cases. The queen does not care for herself, so you need for at least some workers to survive long enough to care for the next round of brood and the queen.

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    3. Re:Different Mating Habits. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps evolution took so sharp a turn that even the female dinosaurs looked like male dinosaurs, and given dinosaurs didn't know how to make beer, they just stopped mating and invented violent sports, like rugby. Baseball wasn't a consideration, again due to the lack of beer.

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  22. decimation? by yamla · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The decimation of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago? Pardon me, but way more than one in ten dinosaur species died off in that time frame.

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    1. Re:decimation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the bees got confused by this, which is why they're still around :)

    2. Re:decimation? by Tanktalus · · Score: 0

      Nah - the other 90% are hiding behind couches and the like, waiting for opportune moments to give wedgies.

    3. Re:decimation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overrated? Some poor mod has never seen Dilbert's friend Bob the Dinosar...

  23. Exactly by CedgeS · · Score: 4, Informative

    This tells us more about what we don't know about honeybees than it tells us about the cataclysmic event of 65 million years ago. And its not much of a mystery anyway - many types of bees hibernate, and can be kept for years in a freezer for pollinating orchards.

    1. Re:Exactly by 3terrabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      That was the first thought that came to my mind. I'm sure they had movies, like "Encino Bee", about cavebees unthawed into modern time. And much hilarity ensued.

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    2. Re:Exactly by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1, Funny

      For all we really know, the entire Earth could have been make of honey back then.

    3. Re:Exactly by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      I think the movie you're thinking of is "Unfrozen Caveman Bee Drone"

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    4. Re:Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For all we really know, the entire Earth could have been make of honey back then.

      I'm not sure exactly why, but I like this post.

    5. Re:Exactly by Rei · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Funny... when I was reading the article headline, I was thinking of something to the effect of "Do Democrats Defy Dinosaur Extinction Theories?"

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    6. Re:Exactly by flyneye · · Score: 1

      After concidering the "killer bees" migration,I suspect that post comet bees came from a not very frozen part of the earth and probably hibernated as well.Glad T-rex didnt do the same.

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    7. Re:Exactly by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      For all we really know, the entire Earth could have been make of honey back then.

      I'm not sure exactly why, but I like this post.

      All your honey are bee long to us.

    8. Re:Exactly by phaggood · · Score: 0

      > I was thinking of something to the effect of "Do Democrats Defy Dinosaur Extinction Theories?"

      Possible, as fundi-Republicans don't believe they existed (or at least they died out soon after Adam got kicked out of Eden roughly 6K years ago)

    9. Re:Exactly by phaggood · · Score: 0

      > Glad T-rex didnt do the same.

      Why? If that ol' lizard showed his face here around Detroit, we'd've shot his ass.

  24. Let me be the first by teamhasnoi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    to summon Bevets to this thread!

  25. No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe honeybees made short-term adaptations for survival. They remained in constant flight to maintain body temp and developed a taste for rotten meat. Their honey probably tasted like shit. Cats would probably fancy it though.

  26. Just like the Borg by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "Bees Have one Queen per hive who..."

    That's just like the Borg!

    "Different Mating Habits"

    Too bad your message title won't ever appear in a Trekkie message board. If you don't ever mate, you won't have mating habits.

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  27. Ants? by antdude · · Score: 1

    I wonder if ants did the same to survive this nuclear winter.

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  28. Honey Bee Behavior by dunsel · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can see how a colony of honeybees could survuve a few years of absolute darkness. We all should know how they store a lot of honey, but they have many other behaviors that help them last through adverse conditions. Apart from the queen, any bee will give its life to protect the hive. No help stoping years of darkness here, though.

    Bees eat more than nectar, they also eat polen and when both are scarce bees have been known to eat many, many other things to include other insects and assorted decaying plant matter.

    Also, a colony of bees has an intellect that is much more than the sum of the bee minds it contains. Like ants, science isn't quite sure how the bees communicate (pheremones of some sorts) but the end effect is that they can guide many others to far away flowers, organize a defense of the hive, keep the hive core temperature habitable from 40 below (F) to 120+ (F), neglecting un-needed bees to death in times of drought, and a lot more.

    So, I can see a large hive with a lot of stored food seeing the sun go away and not come back doing some things like killing/not feeding the majority of the hive, the surviviors eating what they can find, and the queen surviving years of hell to create a new colony when the conditions allow for it.

    1. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      science isn't quite sure how the bees communicate
      They dance.
    2. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, the dance theory has to do with how a forager bee tells the rest of the workers precicely where the food is that he found. The legend goes that he first spins one way X times to denote the direction, then the other way X times to denote the distance.

      Plenty of people are sceptical of this, and alternate theories include the one that the other bees just follow the forager by his scent - like a line of ants in the sky.

      I have seen bees spin around and do this dance while they flap their wings. Every time I'd smoke them they'd all start doing it (to fan the smoke from the hive). That's how smoke "pacifies" bees, they go into "holy shit forget that guy whos tryin to take our honey, this place is on fire!" mode.

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    3. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      Like ants, science isn't quite sure how the bees communicate (pheremones of some sorts) but the end effect is that they can guide many others to far away flowers, organize a defense of the hive, keep the hive core temperature habitable from 40 below (F) to 120+ (F), neglecting un-needed bees to death in times of drought, and a lot more.
      It's been well-known for many years that honeybees communicate directions to sources of nectar using dance. Here's a brief reference.
    4. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      a colony of bees has an intellect that is much more than the sum of the bee minds it contains.

      And just how would one quantify such things?

    5. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The legend goes that he first spins one way X times to denote the direction, then the other way X times to denote the distance.

      This is a legend?

    6. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      doing some things like killing/not feeding the majority of the hive, the surviviors eating what they can find

      I think I see a way to kill two bees with one stone here.

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    7. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by fimbulvetr · · Score: 3, Informative

      hive intelligence.
      use google.

    8. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, the dance theory has to do with how a forager bee tells the rest of the workers precicely where the food is that he found. The legend goes that he first spins one way X times to denote the direction, then the other way X times to denote the distance.

      The descriptions of the "waggle dance" I've seen don't match the one you give. They're more like this:

      The dancing forager bee does a figure-8 path around a slashed-circle - like the capital leter theta. The straight run is what's significant.

      The angle of the striaght run with the vertical is the same as the angle between the sun and the path to the food. The bee waggles its butt while on the straight path, and the number of waggles is proportional to the flight effort to get to the food under prevailing wind conditions.

      The surrounding bees observe the dance, pick up the scent of the food source off the dancing bee, then take off BEFORE it goes out for another load.

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    9. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was well-known for many years that the Earth was flat, dark-skinned folk were inferior, and smoking pot made Mexicans violent.

    10. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      the distance is not related to flight effort, it's related to the quantity of visual stimulus accumulated during flight. thus a low flight of 50m is equivalent to a high altitude flight of 200m, since the visual integral is the same.

      the experiments done (with bees low down, on high buildings, through carefully patterned tunnels etc) are all really rather beatiful. Gould and Gould describe many of them, but many have been done since. (start with von Frisch, read up to Srinivasan and Zhang)

      bees are amazing, and they do it all with a brain smaller than a pinhead.

    11. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't we create the same conditions, as of the dooms day, and try to see if honey bees survive? If they do then we can atleast get some insight into how small creatures can adapt to a rapid change of climate. If not then we can safely conclude that there is some thing wrong in the dooms day theory. Furthermore such an experiment is do able. Because the max lifetime of a honeybee is less than 5 years.

    12. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      hive intelligence.
      use google.


      Why? We're already using Slashdot, that should tell us everything we need to know about hive intelligence.

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    13. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      Because I have limited knowledge of the subject, perhaps someone here can tell you more.
      I'm sorry, I just know of the concept.

    14. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      hive intelligence. use google.

      Why would I leave Slashdot for Google? :)

    15. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Except what about all the bears that love honey, wont they now be starving and try to eat every hive they can find? :)

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    16. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by arootbeer · · Score: 0

      So, I can see a large hive with a lot of stored food seeing the sun go away and not come back doing some things like killing/not feeding the majority of the hive, the surviviors eating what they can find, and the queen surviving years of hell to create a new colony when the conditions allow for it.

      How long does a honeybee live?

      None of these would've survived several years of these conditions

    17. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Fancia · · Score: 2, Informative

      But scientists have been able to direct bees to locations using a scentless drone imitating waggle dances, once they decoded a likely pattern; furthermore, as another poster pointed out, the dance doesn't follow quite the pattern you describe.

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    18. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      and when both are scarce bees have been known to eat many, many other things to include other insects and assorted decaying plant matter.

      And maybe even dead dinosaurs. Problem solved!

    19. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 1

      No sun = no flowers, but
      No sun also = "assorted decaying plant matter"
      "assorted decaying plant matter" = happy bee

      i see no problem here.

    20. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean hive stupidity?

    21. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by DerWulf · · Score: 0, Troll

      I can just see how your description is a liberals wet dream for human society.

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    22. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your saying the earth isn't flat??

      Shit!

    23. Re:Honey Bee Behavior by goatpunch · · Score: 1
      I can see how a colony of honeybees could survuve a few years of absolute darkness.
      I don't think the whole colony has to survive- only the queen. As far as I know, in northern climates, new queens are sent out from the hive at the end of the year to hibernate for the winter, and the old hive dies off.

      It's not impossible to imagine the queens hibernating for a year or two while waiting for the flowers to return.

  29. Artic Bee Swarm '99 by Neko-kun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Funny, I always took it for granted that bees would be the ones that killed everything that the meteor/dust/blackout/blizzard didn't kill.

    I remember a skit back around '99 (or '98) that were reporting the events and public reaction to the meteor (or was it the sun being blacked out?).

    At the end they said "After these comercials, stay tuned for Blizzard '99. Followed by 'Artic Bee Swarm '99".

    Can anyone other than me remeber this?

    1. Re:Artic Bee Swarm '99 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was on MadTV, I beelieve...

      -j

  30. Duh! by zmollusc · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bees are always busy. Busy bees. Hence they kept warm by working hard.
    And by being all fuzzy.

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  31. Freezer by spoonist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously these so-called "scientists" have never caught bees in a jar then stuck them in the freezer.

    Man are they pissed when they thaw.

    Ice age. Big deal.

    1. Re:Freezer by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      Are you serious?

      I bet cockroaches could be frozen.

      There is some sort of toad that freezes. I know it was a popular topic (this toad) when cryogenics was the next big thing.

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    2. Re:Freezer by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Sounds great for food, freeze your 2lbs of roaches, then thaw, and its fresh to make your bbq mix.

      Seriously though, insects are the future for food production, man, these things called chickens and cows are just so old world and not efficient, I mean look, it takes years for a cow to reproduce into a new cow thats ready for slaughter, yet 10000 grasshoppers can be made quickly and yeild 10x more protein per kilo and you dont get 100 kilos of shit either.

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    3. Re:Freezer by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      Well, you can freeze anything and it's good for the bbq.

      Also, with raising bugs for protein, there is a serious presentation issue. It's going to be hard to serve up a pile of legs ...

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    4. Re:Freezer by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, insects are the future for food production, man, these things called chickens and cows are just so old world and not efficient, I mean look, it takes years for a cow to reproduce into a new cow thats ready for slaughter, yet 10000 grasshoppers can be made quickly and yeild 10x more protein per kilo and you dont get 100 kilos of shit either.
      That's like saying wine is inefficient because you need to let it ferment. Some things in life just take time.

      Why don't you invent a machine that makes a megawatt of electricity from that 100 kilos of shit? Suddenly, years of shitting sounds like a great idea.
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  32. Decimate by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 0, Troll

    A bit of pedantry here: the dinosaurs were not decimated, otherwise they'd still be here. To decimate something is to destroy ten percent (hence the "deci-" prefix). In ancient times this was often the punishment handed to an army that conceded a defeat -- ten percent of the men were selected by lot and executed.

    Soooooo... please don't use the word "decimate" to imply that something has been completely wiped out.

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    1. Re:Decimate by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the bit of pedantry and interesting factual tidbit. However, upon reading it I of course decided to look it up.

      Yes, you are correct in it's use. Or should I say it's original use. It is now accepted usage to use it as mentioned in the article. It's general meaning now is to kill or destroy a large part of.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=decimate& r=67

    2. Re:Decimate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which still means that the dinosaurs weren't decimated but obliterated 65 million years ago.

    3. Re:Decimate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you but the old Roman meaning of the word has been lost and it now means to totally destroy something. Language evolves just like the dinosaurs did.

  33. obligatory futurama reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was well known that the giant brain killed off the dinosaurs.

    1. Re:obligatory futurama reference by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      No, the giant brain wanted to use them to Rule The World, but the giant Pinky messed things up as he always does. Narf!

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    2. Re:obligatory futurama reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you never saw the Futurama episode "The Why of Fry" where Fry had to stop the giant brains from destroying the universe after they scanned all its data.

      Fry has a chance to question the brain-database before destroying it and asks what killed all the dinosaurs. The giant brain responds "I DID!"

  34. Ouch! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    With jokes like that, you should buzz off!

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  35. what??? no they aren't by mikethebends · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dinosaurs aren't extinct...they terrorized an island back in 1993 or so, and a few years later made it to the mainland (San Diego, if memory serves.)
    It was in all the papers.
    Why can't we ever seem to live in peace with these noble, flightless birds? Sigh...

    1. Re:what??? no they aren't by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "Why can't we ever seem to live in peace with these noble, flightless birds? Sigh"

      Only when McDonald's finds a way to make mcnuggets out of them will we be able to work out a lasting, final peace with them.

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  36. Did you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Penguins have vestigial stingers.

    I think we know what happened to the bees.

    1. Re:Did you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penguins have vestigial stingers.

      I think we know what happened to the bees.


      Someone shoved them up a penguin's butt? Ewwww.

  37. mmmm chix-a-club by AtariAmarok · · Score: 0

    A night club? I thought it was a sandwich.

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    1. Re:mmmm chix-a-club by rjelks · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you guys talking about SIMS?? I haven't gotten to the "night-club" level yet.

  38. Not again by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 5, Funny

    > despite what many researchers believe was a years-long period of darkness and frigid temperatures

    Please don't make me relive my teenage years...

    1. Re:Not again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teenage years - that describes my marriage.

  39. Radiation by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    The question now would be to expose them to various types of radiation and see if they can survive it. We still do not know whether or not the great extinctions throughout earth's history were caused by nearby supernovae.

  40. I Love Bees by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a former hobbyist apiculturalist (ie; I had my own bee hive as a kid), I can comment a little here.

    A beehive can survive for an extended period of time of bad weather. They survive pretty rough canadian winters, for one. A bee can be frozen solid and thaw out and still be alive.

    Cool weather pisses bees off. That is, they get nasty and stingy when it starts to chill. This is to protect the hive from invaders. If an invader comes into the hive as it cools off, they'll ball around it, and sting it to death. I once opened a hive in the spring and found the remains of a raccoon who decided it would be a neat home.

    The drones get kicked out about this time. They exist only to breed, and it's not worth the hives time to feed them over the winter. A couple weeks of extended cold, and you'll find a few dozen dead drones scattered about in front of the hive. They literally freeze to death on the doorstep like the little match girl.

    As it gets colder, the workers "ball up" around the queen, insulating her and the caretakers closest to her. This is usually in the center of the lowest portion of the hive, because thats usually the warmest spot. They all then go into a sort of hibernation so they need little food or energy.

    They make 100s of times more honey than they need, which is good for us. Harvesting all that honey doesn't hurt the hive during a normal season.

    I don't know how many years this volcanic winter was supposed to have lasted, but I could easily see a big hive with a lot of honey surviving a decade of less-than-optimal weather.

    They don't need to forage, like I said, they store a lot of food. Barring some asshole like me coming to steal all their honey, they could last decades. It just needs to get warm enough for the queen to carry on laying eggs and for the other activities of the hive to take place for about 2 months a year. "Warm enough" is only a few degrees above freezing.

    This would be especially true if the hive is underground, which isn't completely uncommon in the wild for honeybees to take over an abandoned gopher hole.

    In short, its really fucking hard to kill a beehive. They're designed to withstand a black bear smashing them apart and gobble down a bunch of honeycomb. I'd put my money on bees outliving a bunch of gigantic reptiles any day.

    I'd think a bigger mystery is why crocodiles and sharks have survived virtually unchanged. What's a croc got that T-Rex didnt?

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  41. easily explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When bees are frozen they hibernate real good, like when you put one in the freezer... So this is what happened it got cold and they all hibernated

  42. This just in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have poured hot honey down my pants. Thank you.

  43. Several anomalies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Most people aren't familiar with how poorly-accepted the whole "Crater-of-the-Month" club theories have been accepted in general. While the media likes to tout the impact = dino death theories, there is a lot of debate over precisely what happened. It's not at all well-accepted; Alvarez and Alvarez have virtually bullied other scientists into accepting their theories, rather than advancing their own by providing evidence. For example- while the K/T layer is rich in iridium (and, it is implied, must be extraterrestrial in origin due to the relative rarity of iridium on Earth), there are very few (1-2, last I checked) craters with Ir signatures. A better theory was presented a few years ago in which Hawaiian basaltic shield volcanoes were shown to produce about 10^5 times as much iridium as was previously thought.

    Of course, that doesn't mean much in context- so what if basaltic shield volcanoes produce a lot of iridium? The reasoning is fairly straightforward- the Deccan Traps could have opened up, spouted out magma and iridium (and possibly the "sacred" shocked quartz, based on some papers in Geochimica et Cosmochimica Acta a few years back), and smothered damn near everything on the face of the planet as well. It has also been hypothesized that the Deccan Traps opened up after the planet was smacked with a huge meteor, too.

    The point is that while dramatic, there is no clear evidence that the dinos were wiped out by one asteroid. The dinos were in decline before the K/T boundary, and dino teeth have been found *above* the K/T boundary- although they may have been from re-worked sediments, as teeth are very tough and likely to survive that sort of thing. More importantly, while the quandary presented by the survival of bees may seem strange, even harder to explain is the survival of amphibians, particularly frogs and some other species that are very sensitive to environmental changes.

  44. Re:Maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only if you believe in loch ness monsters =P

  45. You missed something by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Did they have freezers 65 million years ago? And if they did, did they have enough of them to place all the bees in the world into them? And who actually shut the door and (more importantly) opened the fridge door to let them out?

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  46. As Far As I Know by Maeric · · Score: 0

    As far as I know all the talk about the Earth being billions of years old is based on the pre-supposed idea that everything (atmosphere, etc.) on Earth has remained relatively the same.

    It's funny how we have a tough time figuring out murder cases that happen just minutes ago (as an example) but we think we know what exactly killed the dinosaurs millions of years ago.

    We even make documentaries about them and write it off to our children as irrefutable truth!

    1. Re:As Far As I Know by Hits_B · · Score: 1

      We even make documentaries about them and write it off to our children as irrefutable truth!
      Can I get an amen on that one?!?! So many people have drunk the Kool-Aid on this asteriod impact killing the dinosaurs theory. Yes there was a huge impact, but as far as what sort of ecological changes might have occurred we don't know for sure. As a geologist I will be honest and tell you that most of us don't have a clue what happened millions and billions of years ago in Earth's history. We end up making a lot of assumptions and guesses on often incomplete data. That's what is so great about geology. It's one of the few arenas where bullshit sounds plausible...almost like politics.

    2. Re:As Far As I Know by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It's like the discovery channel's series of "OMFG the world will end because of X" documentaries. I was watching one about supervolcanoes, and how Yellowstone could be an enormous caldera just waiting to blow.

      The whole show was doom and gloom and OMFG volcanic winter and stuff. One scientist was on screen for about 30 seconds, just long enough to say "well, we've never seen one erupt, we have no idea what would happen."

      This wasn't featured prominently in the show, because it wasn't exciting and entertaining.

      People think everything they see on TV is true, especially if its a documentary on the History or discovery channels.

      Note to history channel... We really don't know what happened during the dark ages, thats why they're called the dark ages!

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    3. Re:As Far As I Know by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      We even make documentaries about them and write it off to our children as irrefutable truth!
      Dude, quit bitching and refute them then. That's what science is all about.
      If you come up with an idea (fuck the bible), we'll listen.

    4. Re:As Far As I Know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. The dark ages are named so with respect to the temporary but significant time period loss of the knowledge of the Greek and Roman civilisations,

    5. Re:As Far As I Know by Maeric · · Score: 1
      People think everything they see on TV is true, especially if its a documentary on the History or discovery channels.
      My point exactly! I don't know if it's just because of television or because "science" is just plain stupid sometimes. I suggest it's a mixture of both.
    6. Re:As Far As I Know by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      Refute them then. Considering you are a professional scientist, it would seem you'd already know that you can refute them.
      Show us what you got. For gosh sake, make your life worth something.

    7. Re:As Far As I Know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you come up with an idea (fuck the bible), we'll listen.

      Wow...bibliophilia....

      what an idea indeed...

    8. Re:As Far As I Know by Inthewire · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I like how Neal Stephenson described the destruction of the great library in Alexandria:
      It's inherently difficult to get reliable information about an event that consisted of the destruction of all recorded information .
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  47. Re:Maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well... if you compare an equal mass of ice to an equal mass of water, the ice will generally occupy a larger volume. Which is why ice floats on water.

    So, if there was at one time enough water to cover all of the earth's mountains... where is it now? It would expand as it froze, not contract!

  48. What a croc got? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny
    "What's a croc got that T-Rex didnt?"

    Some crazy aussie in shorts wrestling them on TV, what? Crikey!

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  49. Resilience by Ced_Ex · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I thought a number of insect species had the ability to adapt rather quickly to such diasters. The ability to reproduce in large numbers and a quick (short) life span and changing environment allows evolution to works at its optimum.

    That said, don't bees hibernate during winter too?

    Also, haven't they also reseached cockroaches as being the only survivors after a nuclear holocaust? Or was that a joke?

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  50. Re:Maybe not by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

    Even the dumb ancients could tell the difference between flood and darkness. ;-)

    And it's the wrong time frame. I don't think humans were around at the time of this event. The time frame for all these ancient writings is on the order of 7-8 thousand years ago - not 65 million. This places the writing very near to the end of the last ice age, IIRC.

  51. That explains it by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    An apiary holds bees? That explains a lot. I got one for Christmas when I was 7 and was so heartbroken I couldn't find any chimps or gorillas to house in it.

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  52. Re:Maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The extinction was 65 million years ago. Homo sapiens is approximately 200 000 years. This brings a small gap to your hypothesis.

  53. Assumptions are dangerous component to any theory by Jailbrekr · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, a good number of tropical honeybees haven't changed a lot in 65 million years and a great deal is known about modern tropical honey bees' tolerances to heat and cold. What's more, amber-preserved specimens of the oldest tropical honey bee, Cretotrigona prisca, are almost indistinguishable from - and are probably the ancestors of - some modern tropical honeybees like Dactylurina, according to other studies cited by Kozisek.

    While physically they may not have changed much, they know little about the temperature tolerances of the bees from 65 million years ago and the bees of today. Furthermore, both wasps and bees survive and hibernate in sub zero temperatures quite nicely, using their wings as a means of maintaining a constant temperature within the hive during those darker months when food is scarce. Just look at the bees in the more northern parts of North America. They survive quite nicely in areas which only have flowering plants 6 months of the year. Nuclear winter could have very well introduced equatorial temperature and light levels equivalent to the temperature and light levels which aer experienced in the more norther climates, climates which support a healthy bee and wasp population.

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  54. Re:Maybe not by killjoe · · Score: 1

    Aquatic creatues went extinct too.

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  55. Re:Assumptions are dangerous component to any theo by Jailbrekr · · Score: 1

    I meant to say that they know little of the temperature tolerances of bees from 65 million years ago, as opposed to the bees of today. My mistake.

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  56. Crowdedness? by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 1

    They should reintroduce this policy on the London Underground :).

    I agree, decimate is misused a lot. It even has an entry in the OED supporting the modern usage (albeit with a note saying that it's a questionable practice). It's particularly irritating because the latin root makes it so bloody obvious. I mean, it's not like we have a shortage of synonyms for 'annihilate'.

  57. humm... by mekanizer · · Score: 1

    so bees stopped from evolving some billions ago ? Like some species reach an evolution point.

    1. Re:humm... by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      Mutations are consistently observed all multicelled organisms. I highly doubt the traits of bees have culminated. They still have predators to evade, climate to endur, changing atmosphere to adapt to, and hive intelligence skills to hone.

  58. Re:Maybe not by Draveed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humans weren't even close to existing 65 million years ago. Ancient humans wouldn't have created a legend about an event that old because no human could have known it happened.

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  59. Re:Maybe not by legirons · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Well, I know I will get hit hard for this but have to bring it up....
    What about the flood written about in the bible, in ancient writings of India, written about by the ancient peoples of middle america and in many other old cultures? Could this have been it? Could they have all drown?
    "

    How recent do you think this was?

  60. Amateur Theories... by Pedrito · · Score: 4, Insightful

    of which this is one, but several people have posted things like, "bees can survive a winter," and "you can toss 'em in the freezer and they'll be okay in a few days."

    The woman's an EXPERT in the field. You think she hasn't considered this? If you read the article, it discusses, specifically a range that this TROPICAL honey bee survives in. Tropical honey bees probably don't need to adapt to survive to very cold temperatures, as it DOESN'T TEND TO GET COLD IN THE TROPICS!!!! If you're comparing them to your common honey bee that lives in the U.S., Canada, or Europe, it's quite possible they've adapted to cold weather since it DOES GET COLD THERE.

    Sorry, I don't mean to scream, but it's kind of like having a paleontologist try to tell you why your code isn't running? Thanks, but I don't need the help of a paleontologist.

    Unless you have at least a hobbyist background in paleontology, you're probably not qualified to even speculate. I'm pretty sure I'm not qualified to question her findings.

    Also, keep in mind, we're not talking about a winter that lasted a few months. We're talking about a winter that lasted a few THOUSAND years. It's a lot to ask of any creature to live outside of its normal survival temperature for a few months, let alone a few THOUSAND years. So, sticking a bee in your freezer for a few days is hardly a valid comparison.

    1. Re:Amateur Theories... by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh my god a scientists said so so it must be true!

      An expert in the field of apiculture? No. She knows fossils, not bees. She's a PhD palentologist. Oh wait, no she's not, she's a graduate student. We're talking about a graduate students thesis.

      One that's based on the fact that amber-fossilized bees aesthetically look like modern bees, and are "probably" (the articles word) the ancestors of modern bees, so therefore they must have identical biological needs.

      I've spent more years tending beehives than she did studying dinosaur bones. They really don't have "strict survival requirements" as she says in TFA. I've opened hives that should have been dead, but aren't.

      The only things I know of that'll kill a hive is a disease called foulbrood, and a condition called a "laying worker", where the queen dies, and before a new queen is reared, one of the worker bees fills in and starts laying eggs. Since eggs are being layed, the workers wont worry about rearing a new queen. Since the worker is unfertilized, the eggs will all hatch male (drones), and thats no good. The only solution is to watch very closely for a bee thats going into cells backwards, and pinch it.

      But I digress.

      Also, we aren't talking about a winter that lasted a few thousand years, we're talking about a decade tops.

      Some graduate student spouts some theory and you shout down anyone who dares criticize it. No wonder we're so overwhelmed with junk science these days.

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    2. Re:Amateur Theories... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Tone down the caps lock there, this here is a discussion board, so we tend to discuss things. First of all, nothing against the researcher, but if you read the article she's a paleontology graduate student, not a paleontologist. Not sure if you qualify as an "EXPERT IN HER FIELD" at that point.

      Secondly, I don't have a "hobbyist" background, but I did do some paleontology in college, so while I wouldn't claim this researcher's expertise, I at least have something of a grounding in the field. I also know that just because the species found in amber seem identical physically to modern tropical bees, their behavior might have been different.

      Thirdly, where do you get the idea that the Chixclub nuclear winter would last thousands of years?

    3. Re:Amateur Theories... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well.. she just took one theory and took some publicity against it with her bees theory(I don't think i've heard the practically overnight extinction theory in years... most of the times you see the theory in some mag or elsewhere it's something that took thousands, or hundred thousands, of years to happen for them to disappear).

      still, bees are more adaptable to changes than dinosaurs. a bee species could survive even with one small island having climate for them.. some dinosaur species needed entire continents to remain in their status quo for them to be able to survive at all.

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    4. Re:Amateur Theories... by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Your code isn't running because old code tends to be found near the bottom of the printout, and new code near the top.

      Glad to be of help.

    5. Re:Amateur Theories... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ---The only things I know of that'll kill a hive is a disease called foulbrood, and a condition called a "laying worker", where the queen dies, and before a new queen is reared, one of the worker bees fills in and starts laying eggs. Since eggs are being layed, the workers wont worry about rearing a new queen. Since the worker is unfertilized, the eggs will all hatch male (drones), and thats no good. The only solution is to watch very closely for a bee thats going into cells backwards, and pinch it.

      We've seen laying worker once before.. Nasty problem if you dont mark your queen (We do, lil red paint). What we worry about are the mites. Once hives get them, they're all but gone. And from what we've seen, the treatment doesnt work well at all.

      My uncle's the hivekeeper, and what Ive learned, Ive learned from him.. We also use the bees to keep the vineyard going.. So we have wine and honey ;)

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    6. Re:Amateur Theories... by ElektroHolunder · · Score: 1
      Sorry, I don't mean to scream, but it's kind of like having a paleontologist try to tell you why your code isn't running? Thanks, but I don't need the help of a paleontologist.


      I'm still working with COBOL, you insensitive clod!
    7. Re:Amateur Theories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, My family keeps grapes and Bees too, but on a smaller scale (only 2 hives), but anyway, what you *really* have is wine, honey and Mead... can't forget the Mead.
      Thanks for the tip about marking the queen, should make things a little easier for me.
      As for mites, the best treatment that I've found are the pest control strips, they work like a charm.

    8. Re:Amateur Theories... by ebuck · · Score: 1

      The woman is a GRAD STUDENT from a state with a REPUTATION for poor academics. I'm not stating that she doesn't have her stuff together, but how can we know when the article doesn't even present us with her DATA. Remember, this is the state that's famous for admitting a dog and having the dog pass enough courses to become a Sophmore before the STUDENTS behind the stunt felt badly and exposed the hoax. Her entire theory hinges around the dissappeance of flowers, but the article fails to mention how flowers reappear post-meteor. The article also fails to explore / discount possibilties like low-light loving flowers, bees eating other foods, or even stable non-freezing temperatures. The bee in the freezer isn't a valid comparison, but I guess we're supposed to take her theory based on faith, as there is no data to back it up.

    9. Re:Amateur Theories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/SIC/impact_cratering/Ch icxulub/Global_effects.html

      this site says the following about the Chicks' Club after effects:

      "Fires, darkness, and cold temperatures probably lasted a few weeks to months and certainly less than a couple of years."

      So .... it is most likely less than a couple of years, folks. ;)

  61. Cromulent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed, "decimate" in this context is a perfectly cromulent word.

  62. Super mario Brothers by kdark1701 · · Score: 1

    Crap, there goes the premise for 'Super Mario Brothers.'

  63. Re:Maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why do you think it had to be 65 million years ago?"

    Because that is what the evidence shows

    "And there has been fossils and other things to suggest humans and dinos were around at the same time."

    Because there is no evidence showing this, nor would it make any sense if extrapolated from any of the evidence.

    Don't confuse religious faith with science. If your faith needs science then it wasn't faith in the first place.

  64. Re:Maybe not by Draveed · · Score: 1

    "And there has been fossils and other things to suggest humans and dinos were around at the same time."

    What B-movie have you been getting your science lessons from?

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  65. what I teach my biology students by spongebobsquarepants · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just because an animal is ectothermic, does not mean that it's body temperature is the same as air temperature. For instance in South America, certain lizards are active at extremely high altitude, where temperatures often don't climb above 15 degrees C, yet their body temperatures are nearly 10 degrees C above the ambient air temperature. It all simple heat balance. And smaller organisms can heat up more quickly due to radiative heat sources or other sources of heat due to their small body size (=low thermal inertia). So any heat source in the environment might provide refuge for these bees. and it wouldn't take much sun poking through the clouds to be just enough!

  66. But literally by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    I wonder if you were also annoyed by the commentators who said "now we've got a REAL horse race" at different times during the last US presidential election. Despite these claims, Bush and Kerry had not suddenly been transformed into quarterhorses.

    Here is a link to one such story.

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  67. Re:Maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could pull the ancient writings theory out to an event 15-20 thousand years ago if you're willing to make enough unfounded assumptions; still not remotely close to dinosaurs.

  68. Eats, shoots and leaves by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "They stung the physicist who claimed they couldn't fly to death"

    Do you think that if the physicist had not said "you cannot fly to death!" had said something else, he might not have been stung?

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    1. Re:Eats, shoots and leaves by jd · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but despite long hours, I just can't think of any reply that's as funny as AtariAmarok's. That HAS to be one of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time, and it's a pity it didn't get modded up.

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  69. Don't forget the frogs! by bsdnazz · · Score: 1

    The BBC covered this pretty well recently in their pop-science program Horizon:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horiz on /dino_trans.shtml

  70. Noah's ark? by digitect · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Heh, Noah's ark?

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  71. Not likely by nedwidek · · Score: 1

    Ok. I was going to be lazy and just say that I quite clearly remember from my Environmental Engineering course that this was not the case, but that wouldn't be right.

    Short search found this site: http://www.secretsoftheice.org/icecore/sealevel.an swers.html

    Their estimate for Antarctica and Greenland, which comprise the vast majority of non-floating ice (remember the north pole ice is floating!), would be a rise of 271 feet. I am not particularly impressed with their calculations. They take the current surface area of the ocean and add the ice melt water on top of the existing ocean surface. This ignores the land that would be subsumed so it is probably even less than 271 feet. We would still probably end up with a number of inland seas that would destroy numerous habitats, but many species would be unaffected. Even heating the water up to get it to expand and somehow getting the air bone dry with all that heat, you'd still most likely have a long way to getting Everest under water.

    Why do all the world's cultures have a flood story? My answer is simply that fathers the world round had to explain to their inquisitve children why they could find impressions of shells at the top of high mountains. These fathers had no idea of plate techtonics, but certainly could not say "I don't know."

    Now I've done alot of research on the Chicxulub event and I'd say that it is a testiment to how tenacious life really is.

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    1. Re:Not likely by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "Why do all the world's cultures have a flood story?"

      A much simpler reason would simply be taking the story of a flood and embellishing. Many thousands of years later and you have a big flood.

      P.S. All the world's cultures do not, by the way.

    2. Re:Not likely by nedwidek · · Score: 1

      I didn't really see a point in arguing the "All" point. Just decided to point out that there's at least one simpler answer.

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    3. Re:Not likely by Dabido · · Score: 1

      Just adding this point for interests sake.
      I've heard it explained before that the reason most civilizations have a flood story (which are all very similar), is because most have experienced devestating floods. A lot of them also have stories of other disasters, like fires, earthquakes etc. With most natural disasters being thought to have come from God or the gods, the ppl had to rationalise what God or the gods were up to and doing.

      In the case of Genesis 7-8, the story starts as a Judgement, and ends as a redemption story.

      So the flood stories, wouldn't have much to do with father's being unable to explain fossils that were found, so much as them trying to explain why a great flood just occurred in the local area, and why everything and everyone were washed away and destroyed.

      "My answer is simply that fathers the world round had to explain to their inquisitve children why they could find impressions of shells at the top of high mountains"

      Your fossil theory wouldn't take into account civilizations who lived in areas without high mountains, and probably experienced a lot of flooding (like the area between the Tigris and Euphrates where they believe the Noah story originates from). It also assumes that when they find a fossil, that they know what it is. I would assume that most fathers explaining a fossil found in a high mountain area probably would have just assumed it was a rock with patterns on it. Living in an area far from where a shell might have been known, they might not even know what it was they were looking at. If they did, they might have assumed it was someone's lunch which had been dropped, and the gods turned the shell into a rock.

      I guess the brief summary of that is, if they have them in their local area (native or imported), they wouldn't find it unusual, and if they didnt have them in their local area, they probably didn't know what it was anyway. Most ancient peoples didn't travel too far from where they were born.

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    4. Re:Not likely by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Why do all the world's cultures have a flood story?

      One reason is that most of the world's earliest settlements were near rivers, a necessity when you're trying to make a go of agriculture. After a generation or two it's fairly certain they experienced a few floods themselves. Not surprising that a fairy tale involving a Great Flood came about. Most folk tales are exaggerrations of ordinary human experiences. The villains are more evil, the heroes stronger, the dangers greater. Nobody wants to hear the story of the Weak Flood Two Years Ago that Covered the Wheat Fields in Water Half Way Up to Our Knees.

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  72. I've been saying this for years.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one listened to me :(

  73. Bees and bombs by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    What's new? WarGames is all about nuclear wars, and... :-)

    Once upon a time, there lived a magnificent race of animals that dominated the world through age after age. They ran, they swam, and they fought and they flew, until suddenly, quite recently, they disappeared. Nature just gave up and started again. We weren't even apes then. We were just these smart little rodents hiding in the rocks. And when we go, nature will start over. With the bees, probably. Nature knows when to give up, David.

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  74. the truth is out there by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    The honeybees survived because they'd been breed to introduce a genetically altered strain of smallpox meant to help spread the alien virus.

  75. Q: What's a croc got that T-Rex didnt? by Trespass · · Score: 1

    A: Lower caloric requirements and the ability to go into torpor.

  76. Self-centered scientists. by NaugaHunter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... paleontology graduate student Jacqueline M. Kozisek ...

    Did it occur to her to ask an entomologist? From Wikipedia In the autumn, young queens mate with male drone bees and hibernate over the winter in a warm area. Oftentimes, a queen will burrow into the ground to keep herself from freezing. In the spring, a queen awakens and finds a suitable place to create her hive, and then builds wax pots in which to lay her fertilized eggs from the previous winter. The eggs that hatch are female workers, and in time they populate the hive.

    I am not an entomologist, but even I can postulate a) they are triggered out of hibernation by temperature, so they just stayed until the earth heated up. Winters around here (Western Penn) can spend quite some time around and below freezing, but the ground stays near freezing. All it would have taken would have been a relative hardy handful to survive; if they haven't changed much since then it's not like they were cross breeding like crazy. Heck, for all we know there were thousands of bee types beforehand and these are the only ones that could survive being frozen as queens.

    It's almost as if this paleontologist didn't know queen bees hibernate, even for tropical bees. (See here. I will give her credit for an original approach, but even if I'm way off base (which I'll admit) it took me 2 minutes to find 'hibernate in winter' in reference to bumblebees. It may just be the article left out her accounting for this fact, but if she found out about it hopefully she can address whether or not they could have hibernated long enough.

    Ok, I know I'm rambling so I'll make my point: while the temperatures were shown to kill off flying bees, I'm curious whether she was aware of the hibernation possibility and accounted for whether the temperatures were low enough, long enough to kill them as well.

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    1. Re:Self-centered scientists. by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That would be a young queen whos born into an established hive, and gets the boot from the previous queen.

      The situation of a single queen bee starting a new hive is fairly rare, usually when a young queen leaves, half the workers leave with her. This happens when a hive is overpopulated, otherwise there would be no young queen.

      That's what they call a swarm, and they all go looking for a new place to settle down. Now and then you might see a giant mass of bees on a post or tree limb, thats a swarm waiting for some foragers to come back and say "doods I found this awesome hollow log!"

      Usually the bees will ball around the queen for the winter, they'll vibrate to create a little heat do to friction. It's not really hibernation either, it's more of a suspended animation. They basically stop all body functions.

      I've had beehives survive canadian ice storms, with the entire hive encased in six inches of solid ice all the way around. Suffocation apparently isn't a problem for them either.

      Bees wont fly when it's cold. They'll hang around the hive all pissed off waiting for someone to sting.

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  77. crowdedness? by infinite9 · · Score: 1

    You mean cowardess. Otherwise, you're correct. And it irritates me also.

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  78. Duh by koan · · Score: 1

    They have little fur sweaters if you look real close.

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  79. Re:Maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this have been it? Could they have all drown?


    No you asshat they didn't drown! That is the point, they are alive today when they should have died with the dinosaurs.

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  80. As Winnie-the-Pooh once said... by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can never tell with bees.

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  81. Honey Bees are pretty temerature resiliant by mgbaron · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is what I know about Bees from a friend of mine who works on them in a laboratory. Bees are pretty resilient to temperature change. I one time asked him how he did his research and he told me that the "freeze" the Bees down to a certain point so that they can pick them up with tweezers and tag them and do whatever else Bee researchers do. The bees slow down enough eventually that they can be handled quite readily, but they don't actually die. Perhaps this adds more weight to the "winter" theory?

  82. Nucul*A*r! by dusanv · · Score: 1

    Nucular, you "liberal" redneck!

  83. More proof that... by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

    Just more proof that honeybees are, strictly speaking, not from earth.

    1. Re:More proof that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That was no Human Bee!" - Zim

  84. Re:Maybe not by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Informative
    It has been estimated that if all the ice melted and the rain all come down that there would be quite a distance of water over the highest peak of the planet.

    Don't be ridiculous. And just how much is "all the rain?"
    Look. If it rained for 40 days that's 960 hours. If it reached the highest peak that's 20,000 feet of water. That's over 20 feet of rainfall per hour. In a tropical rainstorm the rain is so dense you can't see anything but water, and yet that's only a few inches of rainfall per hour. Twenty feet per hour, every hour, for 40 days, would demolish any vessel, let alone a home built wooden one. It didn't happen. Get over it.

  85. But they weren't frozen by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to the theory of the Ka-BLAM event, temperatures didn't drop more than about 22 degrees. Do the math:

    ~91 degrees (optimal temp)

    - 22 (max temp drop)

    = 69 degrees. That's far above freezing, but far below what the bees--AND the flowers--need to survive. So, according to the theory, the flowers DIED for lack of sunlight, and the bees DIED from (to them) cold temperatures. Since they weren't frozen, chemical reactions did not stop; therefore, they starved to death because they couldn't keep (from TA) vital metabolic activities running. And since they weren't frozen, their carcasses should have Rotted Away. But...

    they're Still Here. That means there's something Wrong with the theory.

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    1. Re:But they weren't frozen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which theory, the temperature drop theory, or the implied theory that the bees were the same then as they are now?

    2. Re:But they weren't frozen by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      I'm still not sure that I buy it. Many wild bee species today have lifestyles that seem well suite for riding out disasters. They are only active for a small part of the year- when the plants they specialize in are flowering- and spend the rest of the year dormant. That seems like behavior that would be useful in the event of a nuclear-winter like disaster. They're also well known for storing large quantities of food in the form of honey and pollen, which also seems like an ideal adaptation for surviving.

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    3. Re:But they weren't frozen by vsprintf · · Score: 3, Funny

      they're Still Here. That means there's something Wrong with the theory.

      And it's not hard to figure out. There was no asteroid impact. Dick Cheney wiped out the dinosaurs and started the rumors of asteroids of mass destruction for obvious oil-related reasons. It's a darned good thing for the bees that you can't run an SUV on honey. (Just kidding - it's post-election humor. :)

    4. Re:But they weren't frozen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tropical plants tend to not go dormant during the "winter".

    5. Re:But they weren't frozen by juhaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's 6 degrees celsius outside as I'm writing this (that's 42.8 F for you weird Americans).

      There are no flowers outside. Nor any bees. It's way under the optimal, colder than after ka-blam, somewhat above freezing, though... By your reasoning, that should mean that when summer comes next year, bees have starved and died.

      But... they'll be here. They are, every spring. That means there's something Wrong, eh? Maybe I'm just hallucinating and actually living in tropics. Or maybe it's teh matrix. Or maybe the bees are just more hardy than the people writing this article think.

      Pick one, occam's razor will help.

    6. Re:But they weren't frozen by KaledZeCamelII · · Score: 1

      But if it was cold enough somewhere, long enough, some bees could have survived. And that would surely do the trick... -- Papa was a rolling stone.

    7. Re:But they weren't frozen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass. Cheney just asked for it. Rove is the one who actually did it.

    8. Re:But they weren't frozen by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      Your theory has a flaw in it, as well. The earth's "average" temperature dropped 22 degrees. That means that in some portions of the world, where bees live, their temperatrue could have dropped below it's normal cold point by 22 degrees, freezing them in the process, for a year or so.

      Problem solved - some bees survived, just like some of those delicate amphibians survived. Larger numbers means larger chance of at least a few surviving.

      Bill

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    9. Re:But they weren't frozen by julesh · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you something, it rarely reaches 91 degrees F (which I make to be about 33 degrees C) where I live, yet a wide variety of bees seem to survive perfectly adequately in this climate. A 22 degree F drop (12 degrees C) would probably make temperatures here drop to the freezing point for about 6 months of the year. I'm sure you could find somewhere that would be freezing all year round _and_ support a bee population in normal conditions.

    10. Re:But they weren't frozen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ~91 degrees (optimal temp)

      - 22 (max temp drop)

      = 69 degrees. That's far above freezing

      Yes, that's pretty hot, that's 69 degrees above freezing point!

      Is it really that hard to type fahrenheit?
    11. Re:But they weren't frozen by pete-classic · · Score: 1
      Or maybe it's teh matrix.


      Ooh, I have a new sig!

      -Peter
    12. Re:But they weren't frozen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You may want to ask yourself a couple of questions:
      1. How and where do bees spend the usual winter?
      2. What do they do before spending the winter?
      3. How long does the winter usually last?
      4. And finally, How long did the winter 65 mio years ago last, approximately?

      Doh.

      OK, here's the clue just in case.

      1. Within their beehive, together with some 50,000 other bees, keeping an average temperature above 20 degrees C in the center, and moving in and out regularly.
      2. collecting enough nectar to cover a couple of months
      3. 3-5 months.
      4. a couple hundred years?
    13. Re:But they weren't frozen by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      You as well as others have made this point. The problem is, the bees we're talking about *couldn't* survive the 22 degree drop because they're *tropical* bees. How do we know this, we wonder? Because they're Still Here, and Unchanged since then. The ka-Blam event didn't freeze the *tropics*, either, by the way.

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    14. Re:But they weren't frozen by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      You're talking about the kind of bees that actually *can* take that kind of cooling. TA is talking about a whole 'nother animal: Tropical Bees, who *can't* survive the 22 degree drop claimed.

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    15. Re:But they weren't frozen by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good, for *those* species. Problem is, TA ain't talking about those. TA is speaking of more fragile Tropical Bees, who are not used to temperatures below 80 or so. They *can't* *survive* this 22 degree drop that is claimed, and this is known because scientists tried it out on this same species, which (according to TA) is practically Unchanged for as far back as they have amber specimens (65 million years, they say).

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    16. Re:But they weren't frozen by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      Hives are pretty warm places. Fermenting pollen is an exothermic reaction. I wonder if that helps bees survive in suboptimal temperatures?

      Responding to the parent, insects don't generally die when their metabolic rate slows down. They're not wind up clocks, ticking at the same rate day after day. Colder outside? Okay, not as much energy to work with... that doesn't mean there's NO energy and that death is the next logical step. Sure there may not even be enough energy to fly, but the great thing about honey is that it keeps for a long time, and an insect in low metabolic mode doesn't need to eat that much.

      Mammals need special chemicals and hormones to hibernate. Insects and other cold blooded animals don't. And some of these animals do have "idle speeds", basic levels of metabolic activity that have to be maintained for cellular life and self-repair to occur at a sufficient rate. Most insects do not have a metabolism that requires a certain base level of activity, and that's why you can thaw an insect and watch it get up and run around.

      And let's not delude ourselves. It's not that pollinating plants died out. It's that they became extremely scarce. As I'm sure honeybees and most other life did as well.

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    17. Re:But they weren't frozen by drumsetdrummer · · Score: 1

      But the article is not talking about Finnish bees. It's referring to tropical bees.

    18. Re:But they weren't frozen by archivis · · Score: 1

      So they found someplace warmer, where they could just eek out a life...maybe a nice warm hot spring, or a volcano.

      It's a big planet, and lots of bees.

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    19. Re:But they weren't frozen by julesh · · Score: 1

      . How do we know this, we wonder? Because they're Still Here, and Unchanged since then

      No, they're not. There are other similar bees around that the researcher has assumed are unchanged in critical respects, but does not present any evidence to back up this assumption.

    20. Re:But they weren't frozen by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      TA specifically mentions amber specimens, and how the bees inside the amber are virtually identical to the present-day species, on which much experimentation has been done; that's how they know what temperatures these things can take.

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    21. Re:But they weren't frozen by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      Right, they just, somehow (maybe God told them), know that imminent doom is coming, they also know what *kind* of doom, and they just happen to know exactly where to go, huh? All this, despite never being in the absence of good temperatures...

      Sure.

      You misspelled eke, btw.

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  86. YOU'RE THE LAMEST FUCK IN THE UNIVERSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what you get for almost getting the joke, fucktard.

    1. Re:YOU'RE THE LAMEST FUCK IN THE UNIVERSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please excuse the jock who secretly wants to be a nerd.

  87. Meteor emmissions? Migration of Bees? by Trillian_Angel · · Score: 1

    Would it be possible, when the meteor hit, that the bees moved to a different part of the world? I mean, I have my personal doubts that one meteor could cause an entire global change in temperature of 22 degrees! 7 C drop in average is pretty signifcant, and the bees could survive... ... but lets assume that the center of the crash zone had a drop of 22 degrees. This cloud would spread, of course: But! Wouldn't the change be less drastic as the cloud settled and thinned as it was blown about?

    If I were a bee, and it was getting too cold for me, I'd move.

    For that matter -- when this meteor hit, would it really cause a nuclear winter, period? I confess to not being an expert on this of any kind, but lets consider a moment: Does the crash of a meteor have the same ash and cloud power of a volcano?

    Unless it was a super volcano, a volcano would only drop the temperature a few degrees... and a volcano can spew out ash for days upon days. The meteor would be a one strike instance. Without knowing how much a meteor spews up, isn't hard to just claim it would drop the global temperature by so much?

    Does anyone know any "factual" sites about how much junk these meteors can spew out?

    Also, depending on the type of materials in the blast site, isn't it quite possible that most of the debris would fall back to earth in an incredibly fast period of time? The burn out zones (considering a chunk of this thing is under water.. hhmm) couldn't be -that- large. It isn't as if it landed in the middle of russia, or the mainland of Canada or the USA.

    It just makes me wonder if they over-estimate how much damage this thing could of done.

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    1. Re:Meteor emmissions? Migration of Bees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the crash of a meteor have the same ash and cloud power of a volcano?


      It depends on several things, the main components are the mass of the asteroid and the amount of earth displaced by the impact. Given the visible crater that circles what is now the Gulf of Mexico, you can see roughly how much earth was displaced - many hundreds of times as much as, say, Mt. St. Helens or Mt Pinatubo did when they blew.

      Most of the debris from a blast will return to earth pretty quickly in the form of large boulders. But quite a lot will remain aloft, as dust, and will stay aloft for some time. As I remember, it took almost a year for the bulk of the ash from St. Helens to fall to earth (gradually) ... with hundreds of times as much material aloft, it isn't hard to imagine that significant climactic change would occur, worldwide. I rememberred sunsets and ash on my car in eastern California from Mt. Pinatubo in the Phillipines, several weeks after that blast.

    2. Re:Meteor emmissions? Migration of Bees? by archivis · · Score: 1

      A page with some info about the KT boundary impact event:

      http://taggart.glg.msu.edu/isb200/kt.htm

      It doesn't go into numbers about volume of debris, but a 10km body striking the Earth is *really* bad news.

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  88. Not as extreme as you seem to think by adiposity · · Score: 1

    > the word loses all meaningful definition

    Oh, really? I don't think anyone had any trouble understanding what you meant by "moron" in your post. It has a very meaningful definition, IMO.

    Perhaps you meant that it loses its specific definition. If so, that would be true, and I can't say whether that's necessarily bad or good. However, I'm not sure it's always because of "morons" that this happens. In our society, the word "decimation" would be near worthless except as a historical term, if it were not for evolution of language. If simplicity is desired, fewer words would be preferred, but if richness of language is, generalizing words that have lost their usefulness doesn't seem alltogether bad.

    The practice of "decimation" as practiced historically can still be easily explained with relative ease, without us isolating its use to that uncommon reference.

    But, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe morons like me are decimating the English language.

    -Dan

  89. Location, Location, Location by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, and both of them had a 'southern bumpkin' accent. Carter was from the south, and Jr. was just dumb there.

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  90. Mystery solved. by Java+Ape · · Score: 2, Funny

    Based on what is known about the Cretaceous climate and modern tropical honeybees, Kozisek estimates that any post-impact winter event could not have dropped temperatures more than 4 to 13 degrees F (2-7C) without wiping out the bees. Current nuclear winter theories from the Chicxulub impact estimate drops of 13 to 22 degrees F (7-12C) - too cold for tropical honeybees. obviously, the temperature dropped by EXACTLY 13 F (7 C), the upper range of the bee's tolerance and the lower limit of current models. Where's the conflict? Do I win a nobel prize?

    1. Re:Mystery solved. by Xeriar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's worse is, if I recall correctly, temperature changes are now understood to affect the poles more than the equator (ie, the tropics).

  91. Jeebus! by DogDude · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, as most people in the US obviously know (51%, actually), dinosaurs never existed, and the planet was created only about 3000 years ago, and took 7 days. So, all of this is a moot point. Your "science" is no match for the Bible, which is REAL "science" (which somebody actually told me previously, with a straight face).

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  92. A little more wood for the fire. by ebuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's the link which presents the abstract to her thesis. Having read and written a few of these, it sounded good until the latent logical fallacies became obvious.

    http://gsa.confex.com/gsa/2004AM/finalprogram/ab st ract_80171.htm

    Note that she talks about optimum temperature range of the bees, and then contrasts that with projected estimates of ambient temperature drop. Then her projected temperature drop OVERLAPPS the previously projected temperature drop. Also she does not provide evidence that these bees cannot survive in a temperate climate, but again directs us back to it's optimum living range.

    Finally, she never attempts to resolve the first leap of faith in her hypothesis. That modern day relatives are metabolically identical to thier ancient ancestors.

    Maybe the actual presentation fills in these missing gaps, but I believe that if she had something really earthshaking to say, she would present just enough hints of her evidence in the abstract to make people's eyes pop.

    1. Re:A little more wood for the fire. by edp927 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you claim to have read the abstract (and include a broken link to prove it), but did you really read this line:

      "The energy source for all modern Hymenoptera is pollen, and since Meliponini do not store honey, there must be a constant source of blooming angiosperms."

      or

      "Modern Meliponini exhibit dependence upon temperature, time of day, relative humidity, and available flowers for their existence (Fowler, 1979; and Eltz, et al., 2003)"

      or

      "Angiosperms have also shown to survive also within a temperature band to maintain photosynthesis, Krebs cycle, ect[sic]..."

      So to sum up: the relevant tropical honeybee does NOT store honey, so it cannot survive even the shortest winter which its food source cannot also survive. She cites studies of the bees in question to support the thesis that the modern species could not survive such a catastrophe.

      As for the claim that the bees (modern and ancient) only look the same, I imagine that as a palentological presentation that evidence is covered in the presentation.

    2. Re:A little more wood for the fire. by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      Bees store pollen too. Bottom line here is she had a good idea (look at what did survive!) but failed to do her research on what bees do need to survive.

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    3. Re:A little more wood for the fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, she did mention pollen, so that wasn't a viable energy source for long-term survival in cold climate.

  93. What really happened: by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > The nuclear winter theory has been challenged more than once, but the alternatives aren't so convincing

    The actual explanation is that some cluebie got root permission and did -

    earth> dinosaur2iridium *
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  94. Evolution by relaxrelax · · Score: 1


    They might have stopped evolving, but they're more evolved that US.

    I mean, bees can not only survive a nuclear winter, they wouldn't CAUSE a nuclear winter! That's where non-evolution is evolution!!

    They also don't need to make WMD excuses to sting you down, won't re-elect Bush (when a leader is THAT bad they wax it over in a nice little tomb and start fresh), and best of all they don't take back anti-pollution treaties and laws by 15 years every time a conservative party is elected.

    They're also quite aware of global warming, as the morally challenged bees (aka killer bees) who moved to the USA told us. They're planning to bee in Canada any decade soon, and would like to thank the republicans for helping them make the deadline!

    I beelieve they will bee around after the WMD we have to keep in check imaginary WMD of third world countries go boom on us. They've got *experience* and we don't!

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  95. Are we back to nuclear winter theories. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Far from the impact crater a *lot* of vegetation survived - this is what destroyed earlier theories about a worldwide fire (it was actually quite localized).

    Are we back to nuclear winter (like) theories? Now I'm really confused.

    I was under the impression that the nuclear winter theories were the old ones, and that they were very recently supplanted by the global fire scenario. This happened when some physicists started wondering what would happen to all the debris kicked up by the impact, did some calculations, and came to the conslusion that they would go out of the atmosphere and then rain down all over the planet - turning the sky into the equivalant of the inside of a broiler oven for several hours, dessicating plants and starting the fires worldwide. Global forest/grass fires would then kill off everyting that wasn't in an underground shelter or underwater when the sky lit up. (Afterward there'd be lots of starvation, pollution, and the like. But first there was the accute broiling of everything above ground.)

    This was then compared to the surviving critter mix, and it was observed that on one side of the planet the survivors were largely nocturnal burrowers and on the other side they were diurnal, leading to an estimate of the time of day of the impact. Also: Lots of fire ash was found, worldwide, at the C-T boundary along with the irridium.

    A fire scenario would account for the survival of the bees. Hives in rock-sheltered locations wouldn't be subject to burnout. The reproductive members of the hive would be IN the hive, and would stay in through the fire. Within a year or less, flowering weeds would regrow from taproots and begin feeding the hive (which can survive for a LONG time - several years - on its stored honey and pollen.)

    Are you saying that this relatively recent scenario was debunked, and they're back to "nuclear winter"?

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  96. Re:Maybe not by gewalker · · Score: 1

    Get a clue, there has been evidence to suggest just that.

    Well documented manufactured articles have been found intact in layers of coal such as an obvious hammer. There are several others. Check out malachite man, there are several others. Such artifacts are anomalous findings are rare, but even if Genesis flood accounts for the fossils, you would expect them to be rare.

    The question is not "Is there evidence?", the question is "Is there sufficient evidence?" Is the evidence compelling, how does it compare to the opposing evidence? You know, actual scienctific investigation not just misinformed blanket statements re: the science or lack thereof.

    I know that the links I referenced are religious sites, but these counter Darwinian examples are much easier to find there. I mentioned 2 examples I know to be well-documented (there are others). As you would expect, both are "explained away" by Darwinians, but creationists prefer the non-Darwinian explanation.

  97. Dinosaur theory difficult to believe by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Dinosaurs inhabited many different environments (swamps, savanha,...) were different sizes and shapes (ie different tolerance to temperature extremes) and ate a variety of different foods (plants of various types, prey of various sizes from insects to large animals [running and carrion].... Thus, they inhabited various niches etc. It is hard to believe that a single event completely destroyed the habitat for all these animals, yet left crocodiles and various insects etc liveable.

    As to honey bees, well they seem tomake it through regular winters pretty well. They don't have to get nectar from flowers, but can also use sugars from other sources too. Some plants flower in winter so it is not impossible to think that some plants could have still flowered in a "nuclear winter".

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  98. I don't care what the article says. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since bees are cold blooded, I think it's possible these bees could just have been frozen in a nest. When the nest thaws, the honey and all would be a starting food source (sort of like an egg yolk) and they just went back to their business, maybe slightly adapting to possible to flora and fauna.

  99. So did you ever think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!

    Covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!

    (It's an Eddie Izzard reference)

  100. World Trade Center on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of Honeybees... Check out Honeybee Robotics.

    What makes a better story? The NASA Mars Rovers being controlled from downtown New York, or that the company controlling them built them with debris from the World Trade Center without telling NASA?

    So then why did the New York Times publish the first story on the front page, weekend edition, and bury the 2nd story on a seperate page?

  101. Aha! by njord · · Score: 2, Funny

    So this means that dinosaurs didn't really exist after all and that GOD created them!



    God 1, Science 1,000,000

  102. Proof Positive by NatteringNabob · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this research casts doubt on a meteorite impact as a cause of the extinction event, but I'm quite certain that creationists will start claming that this is proof positive that Evolution is false and the world really was created in 6 days just a few thousand years ago.

    1. Re:Proof Positive by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      I've yet to see proof that the world wasn't created in 6 days. So far as I'm concerned, there's nothing the Evolutionists can say that the Creationists can't refute with: "Any Supreme Being that can create a whole universe in 6 days can sure as heck also create X", where X is whatever evidence the Evolutionists produce.

      For example, take fossils - why couldn't the Creator simply build fossils into the rocks as He creates them?? Why would He?? Perhaps it's some kind of puzzle, or test...

      BTW, I wouldn't classify myself as either Creationist or Evolutionist. There appears to be evidence that evolution takes place - the pepper moth in England during the Industrial Revolution evolved from a mostly light gray color with a few individuals that were dark gray, to mostly dark gray with a few light gray individuals. This was in response to their tree bark habitat being polluted by soot and smoke. On the other hand, I can see a Creator with a sense of humor creating fossils and pepper moth "evolution" as a massive practical joke...

      And finally, there's no evidence that the world wasn't created next week, and that everything we're doing right now isn't simply bogus memories created along with the rest of the mess. I'm not sure I'd want to believe in a god that would give us memories of Dubya being re-elected, though... :)

    2. Re:Proof Positive by mink · · Score: 1

      So it's more logical for GOD to set up an elaborate lie, including thousands of years of recorded history (many cultures have records back bofore creatinists claim GOD did his thing) then it is for GOD to have set up the elements needed to let things heppen over time?
      What is time to a GOD? Why the rush? Is a day of GOD even close to a day here on Earth (we are talkinga clestial being)?

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  103. Flight of the bumble bee. by Xiver · · Score: 1

    I hear they can't fly either!

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  104. They farted themselves to death, I just know it by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    "I thought it was pretty well-established that the dinosaurs were already in decline by the end of the Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago."

    Simple: they farted themselves to death.

    All those millions of dinos and what-all eating and farting, thus producing methane (greenhouse gas). Result: global warming, and the rest is obvious.

    And there you go.

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  105. She. Unless "Jacqueline" is a boy's name now. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    And she could make the claim fairly easily. Those dates aren't as deeply, pardon the metaphor, carved into stone as you might think. Forex, "The Oldest Human" has bounced back and forth from a nominal 2Ma to 6Ma in recent years and we're discussing circa 10x as old here.

    Also, we're still waiting for an equivalent do do for other isotope-ratio dating what the AMS did for carbon.

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    1. Re:She. Unless "Jacqueline" is a boy's name now. by Rei · · Score: 1

      That's a complete straw man. What is shifting about humans isn't the date of the fossils; what is shifting is what we define as "human". The fossil dates have held quite firm. If you want, I can show you a row of skulls that we find as we traverse back in time, and you can decide where to say that something is no longer human.

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  106. +1 Ironic +1 Insightful +1 Funny +1 Deadpan... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...all in one article and me sans modpoints.

    WOCL (wobbling on chair laughing)

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  107. and the alien's name was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOAH

    No, ah don't know a . . .

  108. Something wrong with that... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...scratching my head, but I think it's seven *pairs* of clean, not sure whether two or two *pairs* of unclean. Which would probably include baby dinosaurs (a mature seismosaurus would do in too many of the fittings and require a second OBO-sized boat full of food).

    ISTR that some major classes of fauna, probably including bees, had to fend for themselves. Bees surviving on a vegetation mat is reasonable, and there is good fossil evidence for floating forests, which would help.

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  109. What is this "adviser"? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    I thought he was recieving Direct Instruction, and that's how he came to be infallible. Think of him as the Western Pope. (-:

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  110. European or tropical? Ooh, I don't know. by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Heyaaaaaaagh! [gets flung into crevasse]

    Sorry, had a brief Python seizure there.

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  111. And then they die... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...'coz in case it's escaped your attention, the grubs which hatch require outside care and feeding until they encyst for metamorphosis.

    The conditions TFA says that the bees die under is "much to cold to live, much to hot to suspend animation". If the eggs didn't die before hatching, the larvae which hatched would be dead within a day, probably much sooner.

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    1. Re:And then they die... by Holi · · Score: 1

      Good point, I hadn't thought of that.

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  112. Your bees might survive freezing, but... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...tropical bees don't.

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  113. "Dumb as a doorknob" by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    So says the Flashified Kerry from JibJab's take of This Land.

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  114. You really, really need to read... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...Terry Pratchett's The Last Continent .

    Massive temperature changes and flora dieoffs after a Chicxulub could start in days and be complete in weeks. Just how fast do you propose to evolve these fruit-flies of yours?

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    1. Re:You really, really need to read... by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      Well fruitflys have a gestration period of 3 days... any highschool biology course would have experimented with this.

      As for the bee's as I said they said more than once, they are simular but NOT the same. I seriously find it hard to beleive that a bee with a short lifespan couldnt figure out a way to adapt to a changing climate...

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  115. question by SolemnDragon · · Score: 1

    I never thought about this before. This is probably going to sound like a stupid question.

    How much water DO bees need to live?

    Thanks,

    solemndragon

  116. Yes, it is presented as dogma, isn't it? by leonbrooks · · Score: 0, Troll
    It's a shame that so much science asks the populace to take it's findings on faith, instead of showing the evidence and how they came to the conclusion. Mabye it's the lack of good scientific journalisim, or mabye journalists don't trust the population to understand, just to accept. Remember there's not even a reference to the estimated sunlight blockage or temperature drop.
    Oi! Don't go questioning the Recieved Wisdom of the few Enlightened Ones, or you'll wind up in Career Hell, sinner! (-:
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  117. Yes, I wish we had Trilobites to look at by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    The detailed post-mortae which have been done on them suggest that they'd be amazingly versatile and perfectly adapted to life at the great depaths in which they lived - and died.

    Since all Trilobites appear to have died off in their deep watery niche, this would also appear to fairly straitly constrain the methods available for causing same extinction, no?

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    1. Re:Yes, I wish we had Trilobites to look at by killjoe · · Score: 1

      No. Certainly not due to flood. Also there were other creatures besides trilobites. Here is what you are going to have to prove.

      1) Flood was worldwide.
      2) Flood killed all/most landlocked creatures.
      3) The flood also killed all of the now extinct aquatic cretures both saltware and freshwater.

      That last one is a bit tricky I think. Flood would be good for them and would certainly wash all kinds of food into the sea. You'd expect to see their numbers exlode.

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    2. Re:Yes, I wish we had Trilobites to look at by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mixture of fresh and salt water might successfully kill off most aquatic life. However, you would expect to see a lot less variety in the oceans today if we had experienced a global flood during recorded history, because most of those creatures just don't do well when you significantly alter the salt content in either direction. From what I understand the ocean's salinity is a relatively static quantity and is apparently regulated by some poorly-understood geologic process.

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    3. Re:Yes, I wish we had Trilobites to look at by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Since there is not enough fresh water in the world to flood the entire planet one has to assume the sea levels rose to drown out the land. Remember you have to prove that the sea levels rose to the top of mount ararat.

      So basically all you would have is a little bit of fresh water mixed in with salt water. The salt water creatures would be just fine especially ones in the ocean.

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    4. Re:Yes, I wish we had Trilobites to look at by boots@work · · Score: 1

      I'm curious: how do noah-flood believers account for the Antarctic ice mass? Is it supposed that it stayed frozen under the flood, or did more than a vertical kilometer of ice form since the flood, on a continent with only a few mm of precipitation per year?

      For that matter, where did all the water come from? The most dire predictions for climate change have waters rising by a matter of tens of meters if much of the ice shelf melts, which is not enough to cover mountains.

  118. Not exactly home built by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    You don't whack together a 550' long (ie, OBO-sized) multi-level boat with extreme water-shedding capability, wave-motion-powered drainage pumps and laminate decks in your back yard even with the assistance of your three able-bodied sons.

    I think you can safely scrub that bathtub-toy image from your imagination and replace it with a real, professionally-designed seagoing vessel as long as the Washington Monument is tall and with a displacement roughly the same as the Queen Mary. Build it out of very dense woodem members (think Jarrah or similar strength) two feet thick and recalculate appropriately.

    Nor, according to the story, did all of the water fall out of the sky (OTToMH, the relevant phrases were "the fountains of the great deep" and "the windows of the heavens") or for that matter fall evenly. If the rain which did fall was induced by shock-related turbulence, you'd expect banded areas of high and low rainfall reminiscent of Jupiter's clouds.

    Further, if the geological disruptions were as profound as those posited in the story then Everest & K2 may not have been as tall, nor Marina Trench as deep as they are today. Covering most of the land with a km or two of water would be plenty to produce the massive turbidites and planar landforms we observe today.

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    1. Re:Not exactly home built by Begossi · · Score: 1

      So you are finally coming out of your biblic innuendo-ridden argumentation, and bringing your Ark theories to bright daylight. Good for you. But here's a newsflash: grow the fuck up. Those are stories made for peasants, goat shepherds and small children, from the time when 'thunder' = 'angry god'. Thos stories aren`t even original, as much as they're a copy from older, even more primitive stories. Seriously, what the fuck would a society that could barely read/write know about Global floods? Take your holy books for what they are good for: behavioral guidelines for a (somewhaat) civilized society. Anything else is fiction.

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    2. Re:Not exactly home built by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      extreme water-shedding capability, wave-motion-powered drainage pumps

      In my Bible I don't see any mention of these things. As far as I can tell, in the whole book God never once mentions pumps. All he says is three decks, a door, and some pitch. If you want to believe, believe. But don't dress it up and pretend it's rational.

    3. Re:Not exactly home built by The+Lord+God · · Score: 1

      It was meant to be a parable. I wish some things would have been made more clear. Sorry for all the confusion.
      And while we're talking, don't worry so much about the whole worshiping thing. Just be good to each other. That's what really matters.

    4. Re:Not exactly home built by mink · · Score: 1

      "wave-motion-powered"

      It's a long way to Iscandar by boat. I can see why this was a needed.

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  119. You're backing a religious nutter's science, or... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...the science of a guy who can't even get footy scores right? Tough call.

    IPOF, creationists are quite happy to have dinosaurs exist, the YEC variety say roughly 6-10,000 years not 3,000 and it took six days. Go and read their own stuff if you don't believe me.

    You'd look like a bit of an ignoramus coming at them with so many misquotes.

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  120. That's easy - by CustomDesigned · · Score: 2, Funny
    Honeybees were on the ark!

    [This is intended to be "funny" or "food for thought". It is not at all clear, to say the least, that the Flood and the Extinction were the same event - even if you believe in the Flood as I do.]

    1. Re:That's easy - by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you know Noah needed something to make into mead, being the drunk he was and all.

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  121. Hint: "space, the final frontier" by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    The joke has already been made, albeit not in caps and with the spacing correct.

    BTW, using any common Unix, you can do that with rot no programming required, and if your system has no such program, try tr A-Za-z N-ZA-Mn-za-m.

    And by the way, we're here about your DMCA violation.

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  122. These posts from PhysOrg.com are for shit. by malikcoates · · Score: 1

    These 1 paragram stories are useless.

    Your posted item quoted about 25% of the actual article from PhysOrg.com.

    I'm annoyed that I clicked on the link then found no more information than I started with.

  123. Poor man's edict by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    #!/bin/sh
    lynx -dump http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=$1 | \
    gawk '/entries found for/ { e=1 } /Download or Buy/ { e=0 } e > 0 { print }'

    (No news means no word)

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  124. If only a few hives survive by Please+tell+me+why · · Score: 1

    All this ignores the issue that all the bees don't have to survive. Just a few hives, or even a single hive, could survive. Maybe it was in an area that was warmed by geothermal action. Are we assuming here that every single spot had the exact same temperatures? Once things warmed back up the flowers will start blooming and the bees will start spreading. In a few thousand years they would spread back to their entire range. Bees can spread across even oceans. To take her theory seriously you have to assume that every bee hive on the entire planet was exterminated. It just isn't reasonable that there would not be one hive in one valley that survived. While the meteorite theory is very interesting I personally think it was the birds that killed of the dinosours. There is a long tradition of evolutionary advancments killing off their ancestors.

  125. Take 3: cowardice by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    It only takes a second or two check, which also lists the correct word if you got it wrong.

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  126. You didn't RTFA, did you? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    • these bees don't store honey, so they depend on flowers
    • the temperature drop wasn't enough to trigger hibernation
    • [not from TFA] the queen can't survive alone, nor can larvae
    • the flowers in the region don't survive asteroid winters at all
    • ergo, neither did the bees
    Too simple?
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    1. Re:You didn't RTFA, did you? by julesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      * these bees don't store honey, so they depend on flowers
      * the temperature drop wasn't enough to trigger hibernation
      * [not from TFA] the queen can't survive alone, nor can larvae
      * the flowers in the region don't survive asteroid winters at all
      * ergo, neither did the bees


      This is all postulated from the modern behaviour of a probably-related but definitely distinct species and wild guesswork. There is no presented evidence that the ancient species that pre-existed the event behaved in even a remotely similar way.

  127. Short story by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    No.

    You're thinking of Philip Henry Gosse's "Omphalos" hypothesis, which is kind of obsolete anyway now that Uniformitarianism is flying into the ground.

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  128. Frozen HoneyBee's by Ace905 · · Score: 1

    Umm, is it just me or is it common knowledge that honeybee's are low enough on the food chain to easily be frozen into suspended animation and back again with thawing?

    Some guy I work with does it for fun in his off hours (Yeah, and *I'm* the slashdot geek).

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  129. Re:You're backing a religious nutter's science, or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's so much more rational to claim, without evidence, that the Earth is six to ten thousand years old than to claim, without evidence, that the Earth is three thousand years old. :-)

  130. Anybody in Denver catch that meeting? by serutan · · Score: 1

    Kozisek will present her work on Monday, 8 Nov., at the Geological Society of America annual meeting in Denver.

    Any Denver /.ers attend that meeting by any chance? I would like to know more about her presentation. For example, in what specific ways are modern tropical honeybees and their food plants known to be identical to their ancient counterparts?

    Ideas that challenge what is generally accepted are always intriguing, but deserve close scrutiny. I would be interested to know how much she studied the food plants as opposed to just the bees. There could be localized regions that stayed much warmer than average. Animals are sometimes able to switch food supplies in times of need. A sustainable bee population wouldn't need nearly as much food and survival space as a sustainable population of dinosaurs.

  131. Supports my second favorite theory... by anthonyx · · Score: 1

    concerning how dinosaurs died out - some were severely allergic to bee stings, while most others were severely allergic to pollen. I wasn't sure there were honey bees back then :)

    My favorite theory is that the dinosaurs experienced their own version of the plague.

    These theories are favorites of mine, not because of volumes of evidence to support them, but because I like reminding people that big effects may have small or even microscopic causes.

  132. Re:Maybe not by Draveed · · Score: 1
    Malachite man is a fraud. read
    So is that hammer. read

    The dating of human and dinosaur remains has already gone through actual scientific investigation and is no longer in dispute by reputable scientists. The people who disagree are, at best, mistaken and have yet to see it, or at worst, religious zealots.

    Your use of "explained away" in your last sentence is troubling. I get the feeling you're not a fan of actual scientific investigation when it debunks something you believe in.

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  133. Re:Maybe not by arminw · · Score: 1

    ...It didn't happen. Get over it...

    You apparently never read the flood account carefully. Its says:

    "the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened"

    The fountains of the great deep is the key to the source of most of the water, not the rain.

    From seimic wave propagation studies underlying the large eurasian landmass there is evidence that there are immense quantities of water in the mantle of the Earth. The crust of the Earth, including the oceans are very thin in comparison to the mantle. The estimated amounts of water from these studies exceeds the amount in the oceans many times over. We do not know what immense forces squeezed the Earth like a sponge to release some of this water onto the surface. However when the squeezing eased, the water was reabsorbed into the mantle and is still there today. A close encounter from an Earth-sized or bigger object from the far reaches of our galaxy could subject our planet to enough stress to do this and also cause the axis of the earth to shift causing the initiation of seasons and a big drop in the average temperature.

    From the account in Genesis 9 it seems that the existence of a rainbow was a new thing that had not been seen before. God uses it as a reminder of His promise never to destroy the world by water again. If rainbows were common or even existed at all before the flood, why does God give mankind this symbol of peace?

    There is much evidence that the Earth was much warmer at one time, uniformly tropical, even at the poles. Tropical fossils and fossil fuels are found in the now arctic areas of our Planet.

    What really happened ages ago is really a lot of guesswork, because no man was there and many of the dating assumptions are just that, but no one KNOWS for sure if those assumptions are really correct. Assumptions is just the scientific name for faith.

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  134. bees... by smash · · Score: 1
    Hehe... what is it about bees? I seem to recall some big physics calculation a long time ago conclusively proving that bees can not fly.

    Now they're proving that our notions of evolution are wrong.

    Damn bees :D

    smash.

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    1. Re:bees... by Derleth · · Score: 1
      I seem to recall some big physics calculation a long time ago conclusively proving that bees can not fly.

      That's an old legend, son.

      Don't worry. A lot of other people fell for it, too. And the reason they can fly is interesting.

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    2. Re:bees... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thouhght bumble bees "Fall with style" to take a quote from Toy Story.

  135. -7 Centigrade explanation? by elerhc · · Score: 1

    it is written in the article : "any post-impact winter event could not have dropped temperatures more than 4 to 13 degrees F (2-7C) without wiping out the bees. Current nuclear winter theories from the Chicxulub impact estimate drops of 13 to 22 degrees F (7-12C) - too cold for tropical honeybees." couldnt that simply mean that the "nuclear" winter dropped temperature by seven degrees centugrade? it is sutvivable by bees and enough for nuclear winter. assuming there may be little error in the numbers, the overlap can be even larger

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  136. Sign that says... by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 1

    Stay out!
    Hungry, Angry,
    Pissed-off bees inside...

  137. Crazy theory - they were nuked. by agraham · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the dinosaurs were nuked by a natural meltdown? Maybe bees wouldn't be as succeptible to such an event?
    It's possible:
    http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/ 2004-10/wui s-rdh102804.php

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  138. Re:You're backing a religious nutter's science, or by DogDude · · Score: 1

    That kind of horse shit is more damaging to the free knowledge idea that the Net was supposed to be than porn and spam combined.

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  139. Bees Don't sting flowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've watched a bee land on my palm and drink some water or lick some fresh sweat (they need salt sometimes) or lick some honey or sweet stuff I got on my hands. They NEVER did sting me while while doing that. On the other hand, try smelling bad, walking around hive on their flight path, or crushing them, they'll certainly sting you. Oh, and in rainy/cloudy weather, they are more easy to annoy, so they can sting unprovoked.

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    1. Re:Bees Don't sting flowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, try... crushing them, they'll certainly sting you.

      Gee, you think?

  140. surviving extreme habitats by pronobozo · · Score: 1

    dark...lots of radiation.. little food.. Too me it seems like perfect working conditions.

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  141. Biggest flaw by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You forgot the biggest flaw - even assuming they bees had used some kind of early warning network to build a primitive freezer before the asteroid hit - who was around to open the fridge later on?

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    1. Re:Biggest flaw by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey - has anyone thought of asking the bees whether the light stays on?

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  142. alien influence by fvdham · · Score: 1

    I think the dinosaurs were abducted by the DinoRiders.

  143. you've hit the nail on the head by _defiant_ · · Score: 1
    What I'm saying is that the vast majority of highly moderated posts seem to be discounting the research with pretty superficial arguments, and little authority.

    That's possibly the best one line description of Slashdot I've ever seen.

  144. Dinosaurs were made to create oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe all those massive dinosaurs were needed to die off and all those carbons pressurized to become oil. So we can have all these wars over oil.

  145. Killer Bees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it clear. The bees stung all the Dinosaurs to death. I hate those pesky bees.

  146. Give me a better one, then. by hummassa · · Score: 1

    This is what we have:

    1. a lot of dinosaur fossils below an iridium-rich layer in the soil all around the globe.
    2. iridium is usually only found in meteors.
    3. no dinosaur fossils above the iridium-rich layer.
    4. an enormous crater at Chicxulub, dated by scientific methods as being made out of a meteor impact in the same estimated date as the iridium-rich layer deposited all around the globe.

    Connect the dots, use occam's razor, and please tell me your conclusions.

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    1. Re:Give me a better one, then. by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
      Perhaps this is the best current hypothesis, but that does not make it right.

      What is so special about dinosaurs thgat they **all** died, yet other creatures lived?

      In the 1960's tectonic plate movement was poo-pooed as rubbish, the theory being that the land rose up and eroded "in place".Yet now tectonics is the prefered model. Just because there is no better theory does not make it right.

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  147. How does it feel.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... to be so pedantic and to be wrong?

    A dictionary would have eased your gramatical hell.

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  148. Re:Maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the account in Genesis 9 it seems that the existence of a rainbow was a new thing that had not been seen before. God uses it as a reminder of His promise never to destroy the world by water again.

    He'd have had to change the physical laws to do so.

    If rainbows were common or even existed at all before the flood, why does God give mankind this symbol of peace?

    While grammatically correct, that question makes no logical sense. And besides, God does plenty of smiting later in the book, so I wouldn't exactly call it a symbol of peace. More like a symbol of less-killing-than-the-entire-world.

  149. Bees without flowering plants by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

    We're talking about a time when flowering plants were a relatively recent thing.

    Todays bees may be highly adapted to feeding from flowers, but it's likely that those ancient bees were more versatile.

    Perhaps they were able to fall back on some older feeding habits that weren't so easily disrupted by the loss of sunlight, tree sap? carrion feeding? Does anyone know what bees fed on before flowers existed?

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  150. Ooh, I have a new sig! by hplasm · · Score: 0

    Ooh, I have a new sig! Too!

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  151. Re:You're backing a religious nutter's science, or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    YEC variety say roughly 6-10,000 years not 3,000


    Well, he was off by 3-7,000 years. Which is nothing compared to the YEC variety being off by around 4 1/2 billion years.

  152. Re:Maybe not by mink · · Score: 1

    So your saying that until that point in time, water could not act as a prisim for light, until GOD made it able to happen?

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  153. Re:Maybe not by gewalker · · Score: 1

    Listen to what I said. These are evidence, they are not frauds. The question is not "are they evidence" the question is the quality of the evidence.

    If you reject actual evidence as fraud, a creationist will reject listening to you. Rather, you should discuss the quality and quantity of evidence. From a creationish viewpoint, evolutionists "explain away" creationist evidence, as opposed to explaining evidence. Thus the use of the quotes in my post. Certainly, you believe Darwinist / Neo-Darwinist theories if you are trying to convince someone of the superiority of your ideas, you do not call them stupid, ignorant, frauds -- you discuss the relative merit of the ideas.

    Both of these articles are genuine, in that they were discovered via normal (non-fraudulent) methods -- i.e., Don Patton, a creationist geologist, did not bury Malachite man in place, then dig it up as evidence (which would be fraud). Similarly for the hammer.

    So again I say, evaluate the quality of the evidence.

    Impuning my motives as non-scientific when all I'm try to say is that all evidence should be evaluted scientifically strikes me as a little unfair. Evidence that goes against the grain deserves careful scientific treatment, that's why we refine theories.

    There are a lot of crackpots that have theories against the evidence, however, scientistics closing there mind against opposing evidience is just as bad for science.

    If lab results were faked, you are talking about fraud. If lab result are incorrect due to sloppy technique, etc. we dispute the claims as non-repeatable or experimental error.

  154. Arctic ice mass by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Sorry, BTW, if anyone' awaiting a reply elsewhere, things are kind of busy right now.

    Greenland dumped over 200m of ice on the famous "frozen squadron" of WW2 planes in less than 50 years, equals more than 4m a year in relatively boring conditions, also on a continent which definitely doesn't get 4m a year of preciptation. So I'd be looking askance at what the precipitation figures really mean. Ross Ice Shelf is also disntegrating in a matter of decades, and I really don't see why there should be a big difference between disintegration and integration speeds.

    Back to your main point, many Creation models have an Ice Age or series of ice ages immediately post-Deluge. It would be a more-or-less natural consquence of widespread hypercanes. Plenty of ice to go around.

    You seem to have a relatively quiet Deluge in mind, but again all serious Creationist models postulate events which would tear up and lay down several kilometers of rock and soil in a very short space of time (minutes to weeks), plus very rapid tectonic events. This implies that our world isn't the same shape as when it started, and indeed a world with considerably more than 1/3 land mass seems quite likely.

    The entire geological zone around Lake Titicaca, for example, has been tilted several times, leading to slanted fossil shorelines many tens of m high (and presumably low at the other end). Yet conventional geology has no place for the kind of near-historical tectonics which *must* have occurred to produce this residue. This is but one example which demonstrates that orthodox geology (or at least conclusions based on the research done by) is badly wrong. What remains to be argued is how badly wrong. Precious few conventional geologists will even question the geological canon lest they be branded Creationist and excommunicated from the profession, so we're not likely to see any progress there for a while - but perhaps there is another J Harlan Bretz in the making as I type.

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    1. Re:Arctic ice mass by boots@work · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the answer.

      Well, aside from the last couple of sentences; you can keep them. Science as a whole doesn't seem to have *too* strong of an immune system. Established theories get overthrown reasonably often when there is a mass of evidence. Indeed, several creationists or fellow-travellers still have tenure at respectable universities. Of course it is hard to prove the absence of a conspiracy...

      The one thing that *is* likely to get you metaphorically killfiled by anyone scientific is argument from authority: "I read it in the bible so it must be true." This is fundamentally antiscientific. (Therefore the camoflague of ID, etc.)

      I do observe that most creationist writers are simply not very bright, or have something getting in the way of using their intelligence. Consider Behe, probably the poster boy of ID. Any decent highschool debater ought to be point out the gaping logical holes in, say, irreducible complexity. The fact that he is taken seriously by anyone on the creationist side says something about the quality of thinking. Obviously I am generalizing.

    2. Re:Arctic ice mass by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      Greenland dumped over 200m of ice on the famous "frozen squadron" of WW2 planes in less than 50 years, equals more than 4m a year in relatively boring conditions, also on a continent which definitely doesn't get 4m a year of preciptation.

      Here's a nice experiment you can do at home: Get a block of ice, and a piece of wire weighted at both ends. Drape the wire over the ice with the the ends hanging down. Note how the wire travels through the ice without breaking it. Ice - being less dense than water - demonstrates the counterintuitive property of melting under the pressure of, let's say, a WWII bomber.

      You seem to have a relatively quiet Deluge in mind, but again all serious Creationist models postulate events which would tear up and lay down several kilometers of rock and soil in a very short space of time (minutes to weeks), plus very rapid tectonic events.

      And raise the surface temperature of the entire planet to several hundred degrees celsius, of course. You forgot to mention that.

      Yet conventional geology has no place for the kind of near-historical tectonics which *must* have occurred to produce this residue.

      Hmmm. A few tens of meters of movement over a period of a few million years, in an active mountain forming region. Not such a big mystery, really.

      Precious few conventional geologists will even question the geological canon lest they be branded Creationist and excommunicated from the profession

      I'm not sure what this geological canon is meant to be, given the total transformation of the subject over the past 40 or so years. Of course, crackpot ideas that fail to pass even basic scrutiny are routinely dismissed, but it's the same in any field.

  155. Irreducible complexity by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    Any decent highschool debater ought to be point out the gaping logical holes in, say, irreducible complexity.
    They tried. It didn't work. However, some of the attempts were evidently informative, as his later works take some pains to head off the same old objections.

    I guess he figures that in spending an extra thousand words doing that, he might save having to give a thousand of the same reply to armchair experts. (-:
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    1. Re:Irreducible complexity by boots@work · · Score: 1

      Behe's argument is basically this:

      A theory T is generally well established, but does not give a detailed explanation of a phenomenon P. Therefore T is wrong.

      This is logically ill-formed.

      If Behe could produce a counter-theory showing verifiably/falsifiably and in detail how an intelligent agent arranged P, and also explaining as much as T, and not contradicting anything else, then maybe he'd be getting somewhere.

      Given the enormous success of mainstream biology to date, the reasonable expectation is that it will eventually explain P, but just has not done so yet. This is what happened with the eye and the wing, previously considered irreducibly complex. And apparently this is being done for blood clotting, amongst other examples.

      Nature is far more fascinating than myths.

    2. Re:Irreducible complexity by boots@work · · Score: 1

      To show I'm not putting words in his mouth:

      [F]or the Darwinian theory of evolution to be true, it has to account for the molecular structure of life. It is the purpose of this book to show that it does not.