User: mrcrowbar

My account is safe.

On: Over Half a Million Bank Accounts Breached

Fortunately, my account should be safe. I got a email from Bank of America telling me about their problem, and I filled out their form to resecure my account. Such at great company to take care of their customers like that!

Hmm, a possibility...

On: Download Your Brain

If I could download my brain into a computer, then I probably could surf the Internet at the speed of thought. Could you imagine all the pr0n then!!1 ;)

Re:I don't buy it

On: Star Wars Sickout

Seeing Jar Jar die a horrible, painful death:

• Priceless

Paging file

On: Microsoft to Launch 64-bit Windows on Monday

paging-file size increases from 16 TB to 512 TB

So, this means that MS Windows now requires a 16 to 512 TB paging-file? ;)

Screenshots?

On: GCC 4.0.0 Released

Screenshots anyone? ;)

Mirror?

On: **No Title**

Does anyone have a mirror? The article seems to be slashdotted....

Expiration Date

On: Apollo Bacteria Destroying the Moon

Maybe the Moon's expiration date was finally reached. All that cheese has got to go bad someday.

Skeptical

On: **No Title**

I don't know... I just found the article a bit lacking.

Re:1 in 10?

On: How the Spam Industry is Sustained

Don't try to understand idiots. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Re:The most important question

On: State-Sponsored Solitaire?

Are these IRS employees paying the full amount of the tax due on their gambling winnings? It is considered income, after all.

What's worse is they are gambling with your tax refund! Oh no!

I vote for even more games!

On: State-Sponsored Solitaire?

Let the IRS play all the games they want. The more games they play the less time they have to audit me.

Misread headling

On: Microsoft Releases Malicious Software Removal Tool

Am I the only one who read the headline as "Microsoft Releases Malicious Software"?