The teenage miracle worker
The Vancouver teenager who treated Ronnie Hawkins for cancer is reading my aura. We are sitting opposite each other in the darkened cocktail lounge of a Toronto hotel at midday. Officially, the room is closed but Adam, his father, Frank, and I have slipped past the barriers in search of a quiet place to talk.
I have shown them a small lump on my left wrist and Adam has shifted his gaze to somewhere over my left shoulder.
"I won't go inside," he says, meaning he won't plunge visually into my cardiovascular and lymphatic systems to analyze the obstruction, like a human CT scan. He has to conserve his energy for a six-hour collective healing session the next day for 75 fibromyalgia patients.
Instead, he checks my aura for energy blockages, a task that in dim light apparently takes him little effort.
"The problem's not really your wrist," he says, eyes surveying the middle distance. "I see something on your neck, on the left side.
"Well, on both sides, really, but especially the left. On the right I see more like a shadow. Your left shoulder blade and left arm -- something's going on there."
His words resonate with me. If I don't stretch regularly, I get a sharp stitch in my upper left shoulder blade from typing, and stiffness down the arm.
The shadow sounds like residue from sharp pains that shot down my right arm for months in 1993, after a barber suddenly twisted my neck. A doctor couldn't help, but several treatments from an osteopath resolved the matter.
Adam seemed able to read the patterns and see the interconnections. By contrast, a doctor I had consulted diagnosed it as a (harmless) ganglionic cyst and gave me a choice between having it surgically removed and waiting to see if it disappeared.
He was helpful but never seemed to consider the body as an organic whole, or question how the lump formed in the first place -- the kind of approach that gets people like me curious about alternative medicine.
When I first showed Adam my wrist, I was asking him about the self-healing techniques he teaches.
How does the mind help heal the body, I wanted to know? What is this life force, this qi energy, that Eastern philosophers speak of? And why, with all of Western medicine's pharmaceuticals, advanced surgical procedures and technological diagnostics, do theories of energy and interconnectedness sound so intuitively worth pursuing?
In the alternative-medicine world, Adam commands a large and loyal following.
His patients include a former U.S. lunar astronaut; he has just signed a six-figure, three-book contract with a major publisher, which includes the reissue of two self-published books; and his mass healing sessions of up to 450 people always sell out well in advance.
Three are scheduled for Toronto this summer -- an event today at the Westin Prince Hotel in North York, and two others at the same venue Aug. 27 and 28.
At them, Adam performs what he calls "distance energy healing." From across a room or a continent, he says, he can mentally conjure up images of a person's insides, identify a disease or ailment, and expel it.
Most people know him from the Ronnie Hawkins case.
Three years ago, the rockabilly singer was diagnosed at Toronto General Hospital with terminal pancreatic cancer. Three biopsies failed to prove cancer but an inoperable tumour growing around an artery meant his condition was fatal anyway. He was expected to be dead in three months.
Through his manager, Hawkins contacted Adam, 16 at the time. From 5,000 kilometres away, he performed a series of energy treatments on Hawkins through a photograph of the singer. Within eight months the tumour had disappeared entirely and Hawkins declared himself cured.
Now, to people close to him, Adam appears poised to take distance energy healing to a wider public. Several factors seem to be working for him.
At not quite 19, he exudes immediate personal appeal. He is six foot two, with calm brown eyes and an athletic build.
He seems intelligent but not intellectual. He speaks like any teenager at a suburban mall, sometimes r
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I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry
And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me
There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage
I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
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The teenage miracle worker The Vancouver teenager who treated Ronnie Hawkins for cancer is reading my aura. We are sitting opposite each other in the darkened cocktail lounge of a Toronto hotel at midday. Officially, the room is closed but Adam, his father, Frank, and I have slipped past the barriers in search of a quiet place to talk. I have shown them a small lump on my left wrist and Adam has shifted his gaze to somewhere over my left shoulder. "I won't go inside," he says, meaning he won't plunge visually into my cardiovascular and lymphatic systems to analyze the obstruction, like a human CT scan. He has to conserve his energy for a six-hour collective healing session the next day for 75 fibromyalgia patients. Instead, he checks my aura for energy blockages, a task that in dim light apparently takes him little effort. "The problem's not really your wrist," he says, eyes surveying the middle distance. "I see something on your neck, on the left side. "Well, on both sides, really, but especially the left. On the right I see more like a shadow. Your left shoulder blade and left arm -- something's going on there." His words resonate with me. If I don't stretch regularly, I get a sharp stitch in my upper left shoulder blade from typing, and stiffness down the arm. The shadow sounds like residue from sharp pains that shot down my right arm for months in 1993, after a barber suddenly twisted my neck. A doctor couldn't help, but several treatments from an osteopath resolved the matter. Adam seemed able to read the patterns and see the interconnections. By contrast, a doctor I had consulted diagnosed it as a (harmless) ganglionic cyst and gave me a choice between having it surgically removed and waiting to see if it disappeared. He was helpful but never seemed to consider the body as an organic whole, or question how the lump formed in the first place -- the kind of approach that gets people like me curious about alternative medicine. When I first showed Adam my wrist, I was asking him about the self-healing techniques he teaches. How does the mind help heal the body, I wanted to know? What is this life force, this qi energy, that Eastern philosophers speak of? And why, with all of Western medicine's pharmaceuticals, advanced surgical procedures and technological diagnostics, do theories of energy and interconnectedness sound so intuitively worth pursuing? In the alternative-medicine world, Adam commands a large and loyal following. His patients include a former U.S. lunar astronaut; he has just signed a six-figure, three-book contract with a major publisher, which includes the reissue of two self-published books; and his mass healing sessions of up to 450 people always sell out well in advance. Three are scheduled for Toronto this summer -- an event today at the Westin Prince Hotel in North York, and two others at the same venue Aug. 27 and 28. At them, Adam performs what he calls "distance energy healing." From across a room or a continent, he says, he can mentally conjure up images of a person's insides, identify a disease or ailment, and expel it. Most people know him from the Ronnie Hawkins case. Three years ago, the rockabilly singer was diagnosed at Toronto General Hospital with terminal pancreatic cancer. Three biopsies failed to prove cancer but an inoperable tumour growing around an artery meant his condition was fatal anyway. He was expected to be dead in three months. Through his manager, Hawkins contacted Adam, 16 at the time. From 5,000 kilometres away, he performed a series of energy treatments on Hawkins through a photograph of the singer. Within eight months the tumour had disappeared entirely and Hawkins declared himself cured. Now, to people close to him, Adam appears poised to take distance energy healing to a wider public. Several factors seem to be working for him. At not quite 19, he exudes immediate personal appeal. He is six foot two, with calm brown eyes and an athletic build. He seems intelligent but not intellectual. He speaks like any teenager at a suburban mall, sometimes r
There's a VERY easy way to stop MUCH of the Microsoft supported liberal garbage, simply notify Microsoft that because of their financial and name support of liberal corruption that you are going to openly publicize and promote freeware replacements to their software products. FREE OS - Linux (to replace Windows) http://www.linux.org/ MS Office replacement (to replace MS Office) http://www.openoffice.org/ WEB Server products (to Replace MS IIS Server) http://www.apache-asp.org/ Linux Applications (many are free) (additional free applications) http://www.linux.org/apps/index.html Web Mail replacement for MS Exchange http://www.squirrelmail.org/ PHP-Nuke Content Management System http://phpnuke.org/ Combatting Microsoft Liberal Media Corruption through MSNBC, NBC, and MSN Let Microsoft know that because THEY have their name associated with NBC / MSNBC / MSN that you will stop buying their products in the future, but that many of the great opensource (i.e. FREE) products below that work as Microsoft replacements will be promoted to friends, family, and businesses everywhere. U.S.-based news media needing information on topics not specifically addressed in the list below should contact the Waggener Edstrom Rapid Response Team at rrt@wagged.com or 503-443-7070. Additional PR contacts can be seen here (do NOT accept any excuses, THEY SUPPORT MSNBC AND NOTHING BUT STOPPING THE LIBERAL RANTS IS ACCEPTABLE. PERIOD!!) http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/contactpr.asp
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I'm so ronery So ronery So ronery and sadly arone There's no one, just me only, waiting to kiss me back home I work very hard to be number 1 guy Still there's nobody who right up my rife Seems that no one takes me seriousrey And so, I'm ronery A little ronery Poor wittle me There's nobody I can rerate to Feel rike a bird in a cage It's kinda silly But not really Because it's filling my body with rage. I work really hard to stay nice and fit But none of the women seem to give a shit When I rule the world maybe they'll notice me But until then I'll just be ronery A little ronery, poor wittle me I'm so ronery.