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  1. Re:FOREHEAD BILLBOARDS??? on The Year in Ideas · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... or at least you could afford a hat.

  2. Re:Fast Birds. on North Pole Heads South · · Score: -1

    At hat speed? Whatever it fucking wants!

  3. Re:Pole Reversal? on North Pole Heads South · · Score: -1
    Since I: do not sleep with chickens, do not live in close proximity to hundreds or thousands of people who do, [yada]
    The problem is if somewhere, among all the people who aren't as [rich|clever|lucky|devolved from nature] as you, this virus combines/hybridises with a human virus producing something with the best[1] features of both

    IANAMb,BAIMLSOCCCTY.

    [1] From its point of view.

  4. Re:Pole Reversal? on North Pole Heads South · · Score: 1, Funny

    They'll set up a scheme where you swap with someone from Australia, or something. Don't know what they'll do about the bathwater, though.

  5. Re:Why are these people so attracted to the Nazis? on Sober Attack on 87th Anniversary of the Nazi Party · · Score: -1

    Maybe they were just hedging ther bets and welcoming their new goose-stepping Ueberlords?

  6. Re:And the fat moron on reception knew because.. on Sensitive Data Stolen Via Digital Cameras · · Score: -1
    About as smart as the DHS asking whether you are a terrorist or not (yes, they really do: read form I-94W).
    Unfair. Assuming that's the one you fill in on the 'plane, it's asked stupid questions since way before the DHS was formed. The last one being the classic - something like "Did you answer the above questions truthfully?" I wonder how many criminal masterminds that catches out.
  7. Re:Memmory Sticks next? on Sensitive Data Stolen Via Digital Cameras · · Score: -1
    Just to be sure, do they confiscate all the pencils too?

    P.S. Two "m"s in memory, three in mammary.

  8. Re:Obligatory on RISK on Google Maps Shut Down · · Score: -1
    I'm in Africa, you insencitive imperialist clod!
    Are you the son of a deposed oil minister, by any chance?
  9. Re:Wiki-like Meta Tags on Ports for Porn - Using Firewalls to Block Porn · · Score: -1

    Greate idea! It's just like /.'s moderation system. Er, wait ...

  10. Re:LEGO on Stealing Legos for fun and profit? · · Score: -1
    I can also refer to legos instead of LEGO brand building blocks.
    You can use "it's" as a posessive too. You'd be wrong in both cases, though. Fucktard.
  11. Re:Winds of change on The Google Caste System · · Score: -1
    Google makes a difference here. Unlike its competitors (like Micro$oft), its products actually work
    Sounds like someone who's never used google groups.
  12. Re:reminds me of the steve balmer speech on The Google Caste System · · Score: 0, Informative

    It reminds me that "it's" is short for "it is" and that direct speech should be encased in quotes.

  13. Re:Reuters forgot to mention on Star Trek Spoof Top Finnish Movie · · Score: 0, Informative
    No, I don't know why Gillette use the same supply of cans for Scandinavia and the UK(!)
    Economies of scale. Plus, if your cans are multilingual you can send the product to any of the relevant countries. If you had separate cans, you know you'd get a huge order for France when you've only got Hungarian cans.
  14. Re:Dump all non-physical property rights. on Mega Bloks Wins Supreme Court Battle Against Lego · · Score: -1
    What if your invention is a medical device? That takes years and years to develop and get approved. It's incredibly risky because you may not be able to do it at all and it may never be approved by the FDA.
    What are you on about? New ideas just pop into someone's head, with a picture of a lightbulb floating above. I mean really, you come across as someone who's never even seen a cartoon. You could learn a lot from a guy who has.
  15. Re:If you can't stand the heat... on Austrian Town Sees the Light · · Score: -1
    I wonder if this might actually attract a certain type of warped tourist to the town?
    I can't think of anyone who likes sitting round in the dark. I mean, what would be the point? You could be in the penthouse and it would be just like a basement.
  16. Re:he must be kidding! on Jack Thompson vs Amazon? · · Score: 0, Insightful
    I don't believe in the criminality of slander, libel or defamation.
    Neither do I, but then I know the difference between criminal cases ands civil ones.
  17. Thompsonspeak for dummies (like him) on Jack Thompson vs Amazon? · · Score: -1
    LOL! It's hilarious how JT starts acting like a 10 year old.

    Jack Thompson wrote:
    check into the nearest mental health facility.
    Jack Thompson meant:
    You got cooties.

    Jack Thompson wrote:
    Not interested.
    Jack Thompson meant:
    Lallalalala I can't hear you

    Jack Thompson wrote:
    [...] I'm in the current Reader's Digest and working with US Senators.
    Jack Thompson meant:
    I'll set my big brother on you and/or my dad's bigger than yours.

    Never mind the parent post, somebody mod that kid up! For a 14 year old, he's pretty eloquent. I hope he grows up to do something worthwhile - like, well, anything other than being a lawyer.

  18. Re:Cheeky government on Brit TV Won't Go Digital Till 2012 · · Score: -1
    "there's no mention of government subsidising the switchover in the UK - apart from the licence fee which Brits pay for the BBC, or course. apart from the licence fee which Brits pay for the BBC, or course. "

    Makes no sense. That's paid anyway, it's not specifically to do with the switchover, hence it's irrelevant to the story.

  19. Re:Your building a name on Mega Bloks Wins Supreme Court Battle Against Lego · · Score: -1
    They might be useful to the society in some rare cases
    Any invention that requires a large amount of upfront investment simply wouldn't happen if there wasn't some way to prevent competitors leeching off your R&D effort.

    This is so different from a new pizza topping that "order of magnitude" doesn't even begin to cover it.

  20. stating the obvious, but... on What Workplace Coding Practices Do You Use? · · Score: -1
    What are you using? MVS C0807? SAP? Java?

    You know, it might make a difference.

    http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

  21. Re:Poor summary on Mom Makes Website, Gets Sued for $2 Million · · Score: -1
    A low UID at /. is indicative of what, exactly?
    That you had too much time on your hands a long time ago - i.e. you were unemployed even before the dotcom crash.
  22. Re:I thought... on Mom Makes Website, Gets Sued for $2 Million · · Score: -1
    He said "we all believed WMD exist", and most people did.
    Saddam was obviously sure that he didn't have any. That's why he didn't obstruct and/or expel the inspectors at all. I think his last conversation with them was like "Search wherever you like lads, I don't have anything to find. Oh, apart from my pr0n stash [wink] - don't tell the wives! Can I get anyone a beer?".
  23. Re:Parents ... on A Delay in the Michigan Violent Games Law · · Score: -1
    Its the parent's fault.
    I agree. Family instability & broken homes must play some part.
  24. Re:Politics of the Nanny State on A Delay in the Michigan Violent Games Law · · Score: -1
    decent families with well behaved children, often exemplary students, suddenly find their children had kept a secret from them
    The secret's usually that they've been whacking off[1] on a regular basis. In other news, Elvis is still dead.

    [1] or flicking the bean.

  25. Re:Politics of the Nanny State on A Delay in the Michigan Violent Games Law · · Score: -1
    If you don't have kids
    If you do, what the fuck are you doing posting here at virgin central?