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Ports for Porn - Using Firewalls to Block Porn

vicpylon writes "A Utah businessman and his non-profit organization wants to limit pornography to certain ports in the TCP/IP protocol. He is literally suggesting legislatively restricting porn sites to certain ports, so that the "offensive" content is easier to block. This is not workable on so many levels that it is laughable. International adult sites not subject to US laws, proxy servers, enforcement issues all leap to my tired mind as major flaws in his plan. He is lobbying congress, so do not be surprised to see this discussed by some headline grabbing politico. "

574 comments

  1. Let me guess: by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Port number 69?

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    1. Re:Let me guess: by !ramirez · · Score: 0

      Sorry, no. Already in use by TFTP.

      What kind of NERD ARE YOU?

    2. Re:Let me guess: by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 5, Funny

      According to the /etc/services file on my box, 69/udp is already taken by tftp, though there's no reason why 69/tcp couldn't be assigned to www-pr0n or whatever.

      The same /etc/services file indicates that port 30 is unassigned for both tcp and udp; that'd be my pick, as it's XXX in Roman numerals.

      -Stephen

    3. Re:Let me guess: by jmony · · Score: 0

      So, who downloads porn from HTTP anyways? Are we going to put HTTP and P2P protocols all on the same port, based on content?

      I suggest ports for financial news, spam, penis enlarger advertisements, and so on. Yea, really, that's a good solution. Also, I suggest that we put all the sexshops in the same city... that will prevent them from being in other places...

    4. Re:Let me guess: by darkmeridian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, if you are trying to block Bittorrent traffic, which is mostly porn anyways, block port range 6881-6889. Many people won't use the random ports anyway.

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    5. Re:Let me guess: by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps for UDP...

      Feeling humbled now Mr. Nerd?

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    6. Re:Let me guess: by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      Excuse me princess, but I download my linux distros, music (creative commons of course), videos (CC and PD), and game patches if they're large enough to bother with using Bittorrent. Unlike practically every other P2P application, BT actually has some premise out side of porn.

      Still waiting on that BT-Browser fusion device to combat slashdottings...

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    7. Re:Let me guess: by squoozer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or possibly 88 (two fat ladies) for those who like that sort of thing.

      oooh, that was so non-PC on soooo many levels.

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    8. Re:Let me guess: by stx23 · · Score: 0

      Take my wife.

      Please!

    9. Re:Let me guess: by JazzCrazed · · Score: 1

      Don't fret, just switch to a different port, like I did. I'm using port 50000, to great success - for my GPL and CC content, of course.

    10. Re:Let me guess: by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The whole thing is stupid on the face of it. I'd love to use BT at work, but I can't because we block every port except 21,22,25,80, and 443. There are a few exceptions, but they're all NAT'ed to specific internal IPs, and there is a mountain of paperwork on top of each one.

      I'm sure most business networks are the same. So it comes down to port 80, but there are a million ways to filter port 80. People have been making products to do that for years and years.

      So whats the problem?

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    11. Re:Let me guess: by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Port 666?
      You know, "six" sounds similar to "sex", and having it three times mimics "XXX".

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    12. Re:Let me guess: by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      I don't know why you got the flamebait - I was going to mod you up a bit but I need to ask one thing. If there is so much pr0N on bittorrent, where is it? I installed bittorrent specifically for this purpose, yet I failed to find anything. Occasionally I would find items of interest, but the links were either broken or it just sat idle for hours.

      I gave up on BitTorrent because of this. It never worked for me.

    13. Re:Let me guess: by archgoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great idea. The politicians could refer to the movement as:
      rm XXX

    14. Re:Let me guess: by Soruk · · Score: 1

      30 makes more sense - it's XXX in Roman numerals, and at least according to my /etc/services file, it's available.

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    15. Re:Let me guess: by nri · · Score: 1

      your from New Zealand aren't you.

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    16. Re:Let me guess: by Tobbe+Starfield · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Scandinavian random facts: In Swedish, the word for both "six" and "sex" is the same: "sex". In Norwegian and Danish, "six" is "seks" and "sex" is "sex", so the spelling is different but the pronounciation is the same. Needless to say, these circumstances are an endless source of terrible puns in these languages.

    17. Re:Let me guess: by kyhwana · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean like http://www.empornium.us/ ?
      It has lots of good porn, and usually good amounts of seeds.

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    18. Re:Let me guess: by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hmm, another case of trying to use legislation to solve a social non-problem. Good luck.

      -Z

    19. Re:Let me guess: by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      The problem with this guy and his "suggestion" is the following:
      - He is a politician
      - He is from Utah, it's jammed packed with religious nutcases.

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    20. Re:Let me guess: by Minwee · · Score: 1

      And more importantly, _he_ is not making money off of filtering port 80.

    21. Re:Let me guess: by Soygen · · Score: 1

      http://www.fileporn.org/ Sometimes membership is full, but if you can get on(just try and join each day as they purge inactive accounts all the time), they have tons of stuff uploaded all the time(almost always full movies) and it's always seeded by people with very fast connections! Back to the topic at hand! Sorry. :)

    22. Re:Let me guess: by jeremymiles · · Score: 3, Funny
      For German/English speakers, possibly a worse pun:

      Q: What comes between fear and sex?
      A: Funf

      (Vier, is four, funf is five, and sechs is six, in German. It works better if you are English and saying it to a German, because the pronunciation of sechs is more like Zeks. If you're English, it's more likely that you'd say it wrongly, and then the joke works.)

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    23. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think I've got the hang of it now...

      Port 230 for any porn under a Creative Commons Licence ?

    24. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Somebody needs to teach you the lawn mower theory of life: The blades of grass that stick up get chopped down.

    25. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And anyway, since when is sex a bad thing? Did I miss a meeting? "Hey Bill, we had a vote, fucking's out."
      Bill Hicks

    26. Re:Let me guess: by stm2 · · Score: 1

      Here.
      It may not work since it is under construction, it is made by the same guy who makes http://www.demonoid.com./

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    27. Re:Let me guess: by McNally · · Score: 1
      Port number 69

      Nah.. In use for tftp. However, practically right next door in /etc/services:
      finger 79/tcp

    28. Re:Let me guess: by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And anyway, since when is sex a bad thing? Did I miss a meeting? "Hey Bill, we had a vote, fucking's out."

      Sex isn't a bad thing. But have you looked at some of the crap on the internet lately? Do you really want your teenagers first impression of sex to be some woman with six inch long nails taking it up two orifices while screaming "CUM INSIDE OF ME!!!"? I highly doubt that comes remotely close to an actual representation of sex for 99% of the population.

      I'm about as Liberal as they come and I don't want my kids looking at shit like that. The difference between me and this asshole is that I don't think I need the Government to raise my kids for me. Involved parents should be able to know what their kids are doing online -- without the Governments help.

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    29. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, wrong.

      tftp 69/tcp Trivial File Transfer
      tftp 69/udp Trivial File Transfer

      http://www.iana.org/assignments/port-numbers (last updated 17 November 2005)

    30. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, wrong.

      tftp 69/tcp Trivial File Transfer
      tftp 69/udp Trivial File Transfer


      Also, congress probably will not be able to choose the port number...
      * 1. UNASSIGNED PORT NUMBERS SHOULD NOT BE USED. THE IANA WILL ASSIGN *
      * THE NUMBER FOR THE PORT AFTER YOUR APPLICATION HAS BEEN APPROVED. *

      http://www.iana.org/assignments/port-numbers (last updated 17 November 2005)

    31. Re:Let me guess: by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suggest ports for financial news, spam, penis enlarger advertisements, and so on.

      Spam already has a port... port 25.

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    32. Re:Let me guess: by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 5, Funny
      Do you really want your teenagers first impression of sex to be some woman with six inch long nails taking it up two orifices while screaming "CUM INSIDE OF ME!!!"?

      Lnk plz

    33. Re:Let me guess: by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, actually German for five is "fünf" (note the umlaut letter).

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    34. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      speak for yourself. Yolanduh and I had a great time last weekend.

    35. Re:Let me guess: by ak_hepcat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, you could always talk to them about it. Let them know about the standard stuff. Let them know about the fun stuff. Let them know that there are other things that people do, that is particular to a small group of like-minded enthusiasts. "Hey, it might not be your cup of tea, but it's out there. Don't get too upset by it if it doesn't involve you, just quietly walk away from it. Or, heck, give it a try, and if you don't like it, you haven't lost anything, you've gained the knowledge and experience to be able to make an informed decision about _your_ likes and dislikes. Just don't use that to judge other people"

      Oh, wait...Is that prosthyletising? I never know...

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    36. Re:Let me guess: by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

      dang. how did that extraneous 'y' get in there?

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    37. Re:Let me guess: by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hmm. Limiting insidious influences to specific ports. Not a bad idea. Though I really don't think we want to do it to porn, as this could potentially do damage to a major part of the US's, even the world's, e-commerce base, not to mention ruin many people's lives.

      Instead, I have a counter-proposal: let's put all the Internet web traffic from Utah on a specific port, say, port 1827. We can call it MINDER (Mormon Isolation Network Denial Enabling Restriction.)

      We can follow up with the nationwide program ITSCRAP (Initiative To Stop Christian Religious Abusive Packets) on port 666.

      Then, bring in the UN and implement the worldwide system SOMEQUIET (Shut Off Muslim Entreaties Queering Up Internet, Ethernet, and Telnet) on port 569, along with its sister program JUSTSHUTUP (Jewish Uploads Shunted To Some Handler Using TCP User Protection), using port 1000.

      In this way, we can prevent superstition, arguably the most divisive and harmful force in our society and the world today, from causing harm to random readers who might stumble over it by accident. We must think of the children: Truly, is it fair to allow the superstitious to present stories with no evidence to impressionable kids, victims, really, undermining any tendencies towards logical and scientific thinking they might have? Of course not. We must proceed!

      With religion throttled, we can turn our attention to the next most insidious problem facing the Internet with the new PINHEAD initiative: (Politician Interdiction Network Handler Ends Appalling Deceptions) on port 1600.

      In this way, we can make the Internet safe for science, education, commerce, gaming, and of course, pornography, that most important segment of every young man's consumer role: Tissue purchasing.

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    38. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.goat.cx

    39. Re:Let me guess: by temcat · · Score: 1

      No, 88 is already reserved for Nazi propaganda: http://www.adl.org/hate_symbols/numbers_88.asp

    40. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean proselytize.

    41. Re:Let me guess: by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      dont worry, once u give in and buy her a webcam so "her friends can see her", she'll make her own :) disclaimer: this comment was made for the intended daughter to be of legal age

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    42. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the liberal handbook says you're supposed to talk with your son or daughter about sex. That way, your child's first impression won't be unrealistic.

    43. Re:Let me guess: by LordLucless · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same in New Zealanderese

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    44. Re:Let me guess: by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I think the liberal handbook says you're supposed to talk with your son or daughter about sex. That way, your child's first impression won't be unrealistic.

      Exactly. That's what I'm advocating. Say what you will about porn (good, bad, evil, indifferent) but I hardly think that it gives a realistic impression of sex. Espically teenage sex. I've seen a fair amount of porn in my day but I have yet to see a porno that accuratly shows all of the fumbles and problems the first time people have sex ;) It's too bad too -- it would probably be rather amusing.

      In any case I highly doubt that many people scream "PLEASE POP MY CHERRY AND CUM ON MY FACE" the first time they have sex ;)

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    45. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      six is also sex in Latin

    46. Re:Let me guess: by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If only there were some way of adding "xxx" to every website name... kinda like how they add "com" or "net" to just about every website name now. Then you could block porn by just blocking the "xxx"!

      Someone should tell the President!

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    47. Re:Let me guess: by Frogbert · · Score: 1
      I highly doubt that comes remotely close to an actual representation of sex for 99% of the population.
      Sounds to me like someone is missing out, because that's what it is like for the rest of us.
    48. Re:Let me guess: by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      You're worrying about that around here? How many children under 16 do you think actually read all the way down into the comments this far (if they even go here at all, unlikely).

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    49. Re:Let me guess: by iMac+Were · · Score: 0
      I highly doubt that many people scream "PLEASE POP MY CHERRY AND CUM ON MY FACE" the first time they have sex ;)
      As a Mac user, I'd have to turn round (and over) in a hurry for that to be feasible, sweetie.
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    50. Re:Let me guess: by syousef · · Score: 1

      I'm about as Liberal as they come and I don't want my kids looking at shit like that

      No, actually you're not. I'm not either, but I'd say I'm more liberal since I don't believe in shielding kids from the truth. It's out there and they need to know it exists, why it's not a good thing and why it's not the norm. It's your job to teach them. Note I'm not a father yet and I don't look forward to that little task either, but I hate the idea of shielding children from reality then wondering why they grow up unable to deal with it.

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    51. Re:Let me guess: by tylernt · · Score: 1

      Nah, just enable to evil bit in the TCP headers.

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    52. Re:Let me guess: by 32771 · · Score: 1

      Also note that most native english speakers have difficulty pronouncing 'ü' properly. The french and germans on the other hand do reasonably well.

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    53. Re:Let me guess: by TadZimas · · Score: 0

      It's not a social non-problem!
      It's a major problem!
      Porn!
      Children!
      Porn!
      Children!
      PORN!
      CHILDREN!
      You can't deny the innate and irrascible logic possessed by this argument.
      You just hate children, you anti-family values bigot.

    54. Re:Let me guess: by sf_basilix · · Score: 1

      I have enjoyed reading slashdot for years, but one thing that boils my blood is when people "try" to be the big shot talker on these threads by slapping religion around as if it's some kind of "bad" thing.

      First and foremost, there was never a mention ANYWHERE in the article of a religious group - yet you automatically assumed that was the case - or if not, went ahead and slammed many different religious and cultural groups.

      I, as another person has posted, also believe that parents should be interacting and supervising their children - and not leaving everything up to the government. Am I for what this person is fighting for? I think it would certainly help many companies that have this problem, but I don't think it's the only answer. The only real problem with what this person is doing is your own. You don't want it because it ANNOYS you. How? Because it stops YOU from downloading it at work. If you feel porn is so great, well, I still don't see a problem with this solution since you can download it at your home at your leisure - no ports should be stopping you there. In case you haven't noticed, you've probably signed some sort of legal document when you started working at your employment that states you are not allowed to do certain things. Downloading and distributing porn at work is most likely one of them that is implied. If you don't have that law at work, then your company's admins should have _no_ problem opening the port up - since there's nothing stopping you from your "freedom."

      In any event, this person is only trying to make it easier for people to _filter_ porn, not eliminate it.

      As for me, even if you put religion aside (or as you call it, superstition), there's a term called morals. You'd be surprised what a better place it would be if people exercised it every once in a while.

      Oh, and just for the record, your comment on:

      Truly, is it fair to allow the superstitious to present stories with no evidence to impressionable kids, victims, really, undermining any tendencies towards logical and scientific thinking they might have?

      Just because YOU haven't experienced something due to your hard-heartedness doesn't mean other people haven't. You are doing exactly the same thing you wrote by forcing _your_ beliefs on others.

      ... and just for the record - the right religion won't debunk logical or scientific thinking. If you think we've mastered every scientific principle and theory in the universe, you are grossly incorrect.

    55. Re:Let me guess: by Kadmos · · Score: 1

      Do you really want your teenagers first impression of sex to be some woman with six inch long nails taking it up two orifices while screaming "CUM INSIDE OF ME!!!"?

      Lnk plz


      http://127.0.0.1/

    56. Re:Let me guess: by xaosflux · · Score: 1

      Google trumps all

      Web Results 1 - 10 of about 50 for six inch long nails taking it up two orifices while screaming "CUM INSIDE OF ME!!!"? . (0.50 seconds)

    57. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds bad. But hey, I'd go for it iff my political slave attached a rider taxing churches and other religious corporations at the rate of 50% of all revenue (cash equivalent valuation for all chattels, goods and services), with no exclusions.

    58. Re:Let me guess: by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      No, actually you're not. I'm not either, but I'd say I'm more liberal since I don't believe in shielding kids from the truth.

      I don't believe in shielding them from the truth either. I just question if most porn you'd find on the internet is the "truth" about sex. In any case when any kids that I have reach the age where they are going to start asking questions then I would much rather have them come to my wife or I to ask them then to look for the answer in internet porn.

      Let's be real. Your typical porno exists for one reason. It's not educational, for most people it's not an accurate depiction of sex. What's the statistic? The average porn movie in a hotel is watched for 8 minutes?

      Note that I'm not saying that it should be censored. I'm just saying that as a parent I wouldn't necessarily allow my child uncontrolled and limitless access to it. In fact you can expand that beyond porn and say that most people wouldn't allow their children uncontroled access to the internet. Or R-rated movies. Of course as the child ages then they should be exposed to more of the real world.

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    59. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or fans of Toronto Maple Leafs has-been Eric Lindros

    60. Re:Let me guess: by syousef · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in shielding them from the truth either. I just question if most porn you'd find on the internet is the "truth" about sex

      It's your chance to educate them about the fact that the depictions aren't real, but there is a real industry out there that tries to sell the fantasies and that there are a lot of unscrupulous people who are in it for a quick buck and don't care who they hurt (themselves included).

      Let's be real. Your typical porno exists for one reason.

      There's nothing at all wrong with getting off, and if that's what you're going to teach your kids you're just instilling in them a legacy of self-hatred that will do more psychological damage than any porno is ever likely to.

      I'm just saying that as a parent I wouldn't necessarily allow my child uncontrolled and limitless access to it

      So supervise your child damn it. Don't expect others to do it for you, and then call yourself liberal.

      In fact you can expand that beyond porn and say that most people wouldn't allow their children uncontroled access to the internet. Or R-rated movies.

      So what's stopping you from doing just that? Port filtering? Come on!!! Take some responsibility for the wellbeing and fathering of your family!!!

      Of course as the child ages then they should be exposed to more of the real world.

      The real world may have something to say about that? You think violence against the young doesn't happen? Sexual and otherwise unfortunately. The younger they grasp what is good and bad for them, and what dangers are out there (the trick being to do this without scaring them) the less likely they'll find themselves in a bad situation. Yes they need to be taught what they are able to comprehend at any given age, but children are sadly underestimated and talked down to. Look around though. Your typical 8 year old understands what sex is these days. Trying to shield them from it is naive. Teach them why the unrealistic depictions of sex found in porn are self-destructive. And no, you don't have to watch porno with your kids to do that.

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    61. Re:Let me guess: by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      judging by some of the comments posted, 70% of slashdot?

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    62. Re:Let me guess: by Obsi · · Score: 0

      Port 666 is registered to the Doom games, if I recall correctly. I'm certain it's doom 1, but not so sure about doom 2 and 3.

    63. Re:Let me guess: by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      First and foremost, there was never a mention ANYWHERE in the article of a religious group - yet you automatically assumed that was the case - or if not, went ahead and slammed many different religious and cultural groups.

      It's Utah, which is well-known to be highly religious, and much of the local law/culture is based on religion, esp. Mormon. Furthermore, it's an attempt to block porn, a staple of religious activists. Assuming religion was involved was not foolish, and I'd still wager that religion was a driving factor.

      You don't want it because it ANNOYS you. How? Because it stops YOU from downloading it at work.

      Well, I oppose it because that's not what ports are for. But a major gripe of mine is:

      you can download it at your home at your leisure - no ports should be stopping you there

      Until there's a law forbidding it, there WILL be ISPs blocking that port based on their own beliefs, probably universities would be the most prominent.

    64. Re:Let me guess: by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So supervise your child damn it. Don't expect others to do it for you, and then call yourself liberal.

      When the hell did I say that isn't what I'm doing? Go to my user page and read every single comment I've posted to this discussion. Have I once said that I'm in favor of Governmental or Regulatory intervention in this issue? I think not!

      My whole point all along is that people need to supervise their children and not expect the Government to do it for them. My other point is that people have legitimate concerns about pornography and it's stupid to dismiss them outright.

      Oey vey!

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    65. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it pronounced phoneticly? :)

    66. Re:Let me guess: by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that without viewing your posting history there's no way for anyone to tell that that was supposed to be a parody. Some targets are really to parody because their genuine statements are so over-the-top to start with.

      In this case I think adding a dash of "Terrorism!" to the mix would solve the problem...

      Porn!
      Children!
      Porn!
      Children!
      PORN!
      CHILDREN!
      TERRORISM!

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    67. Re:Let me guess: by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Do you really want your teenagers first impression of sex to be some woman with six inch long nails taking it up two orifices while screaming "CUM INSIDE OF ME!!!"?

      I agree, six inch nails *are* a bit much.

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    68. Re:Let me guess: by ajdlinux · · Score: 1

      I can't believe someone modded you insightful. Maybe Inciteful would be better.

    69. Re:Let me guess: by Alsee · · Score: 1

      His post was saturated with sarcasm, but I think you missed the fact that he was implicitly defending religious freedom and the rights and freedom of religious speech, and in fact taking that as the strength of his argument.

      Look at his argument. He's not asking to restrict religion... his post is sarcasm. He's saying that it is (or should be) blindingly obvious that this sort of restriction on religion would be unacceptable. I'm going to go slightly out on a limb and say he'd stand up and battle on your side if anyone tried to restrict your religious freedom in such a manner. He's saying that this proposal is no better than the identical restriction on religion.

      Look at his point in terms of your own post. His point is that this - and your own arguments - would be absolutely unacceptable and invalid if anyone tried to do this to religion.

      [Restrict all religious content to specified ports...]
      The only real problem with what this person is doing is your own. You don't want it because it ANNOYS you. How? Because it stops YOU from downloading it at work. If you feel religion is so great, well, I still don't see a problem with this solution since you can download it at your home at your leisure - no ports should be stopping you there. In case you haven't noticed, you've probably signed some sort of legal document when you started working at your employment that states you are not allowed to do certain things. Downloading and distributing religion at work is most likely one of them that is implied. If you don't have that law at work, then your company's admins should have _no_ problem opening the port up - since there's nothing stopping you from your "freedom."

      In any event, this person is only trying to make it easier for people to _
      filter_ religion, not eliminate it.

      He does not believe your logic of your post... the logic immediately above... is acceptable or valid.

      Oh, your employer can certainly tell you not to waste time reading/publishing religious texts while on the job, and he can certainly fire you for it. No problem. There is no problem until you try to come up with some internet-religion-censorship law and imprisoning people. Yes it would be easier for your boss to filter religion, but so what? Does that justify such an internet-religion-censorship law? Of course not.

      And above all there is the fundamental stupidity that the United States trying to pass a law to censor the internet would fail even more abysmally than the Chineese and Saudi Arabian attempts to pass laws to censor the internet. Not only is it a stupid law, I seriously do not want to deal with the EXTREME levels of stupidity that I would have to endure during the attempt to build a "Great Firewall of America" to get it to work.

      I'm sorry, but any Great Firewall of America is an absolute deal breaker for me. Don't even TRY to defend any sort of scheme like this without first explaining how you expect it to actually work without needing to impose a Great Firewall of America.

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    70. Re:Let me guess: by b00stA · · Score: 1

      Do you really want your teenagers first impression of sex to be some woman with six inch long nails taking it up two orifices while screaming "CUM INSIDE OF ME!!!"?

      I highly doubt that comes remotely close to an actual representation of sex for 99% of the population.

      - Sounds to me like someone is missing out, because that's what it is like for the rest of us.


      Wait, does that mean you have two dicks?

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    71. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      , and if you don't like it, you haven't lost anything

      It's not losing something I'd be worried about. It's *gaining* something -- like an STD or two.

  2. Wait, wait, wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BLOCK porn? Why would you do that?

  3. I want to restrict things, too. by Vengeance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unfortunately, what I want to restrict, in general, is the power of the people in charge... Political types just aren't very good at running things for anyone but themselves and their buddies. This is not a (particular) jibe at the Bush administration, just a general observation about the worst suck-ups on this planet, the politicians.

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    1. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by squarooticus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And yet, for some reason, whenever the people speak, they keep electing those who want to take more of our rights away in the name of protecting the children, or protecting the environment, or protecting old people, or protecting stupid people, etc. Will the balance ever shift in the other direction?

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    2. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by jasen666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will the balance ever shift in the other direction?
      What, you mean protect us from the children? Amen brother, those kids are ruining my porn experience.

    3. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by rundgren · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I consider myself the "political type," yet I agree that politicians should have as little power as necessary to keep society safe. Especially here in Norway, with it's socialist traditions, most of the politicians should learn to let go of their power and give more power to the individual and the market.

      But: unlike most people I don't think politicians are evil assholes, suck-ups or idiots. I think they have mostly good intentions, but often select the wrong solution - not because of evil intentions, but because of short-sightedness, lack of understanding of consequences, wrong priorites, lack of respect for the indidual's right to autonomy and so-on.

      Bottom Line: The only way to improve politicians is to become one yourself.

    4. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by MvD_Moscow · · Score: 0, Troll
      Learn to read, it's not hard!

      What the GP said:

      ..who want to take more of our rights away in the name of protecting the children

      Get it dude? He was takling about idiots who want to limit our liberties because they such as parents.

    5. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by alienw · · Score: 1

      But: unlike most people I don't think politicians are evil assholes, suck-ups or idiots.

      That's because you live in Norway. Try living here to the US sometime, you'll change your opinion very quickly, since it's precisely the type of politicians we seem to get.

    6. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by ace_brickman · · Score: 0

      It's a much different political climate on this side of the pond, buddy.

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    7. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. MvD_Moscow, may I interest you on a fine product?

    8. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by fireweaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>But: unlike most people I don't think politicians
      >> are evil assholes, suck-ups or idiots.

      >That's because you live in Norway. Try living here
      >to the US sometime, you'll change your opinion
      >very quickly, since it's precisely the type of
      >politicians we seem to get.

      Only because they are a reflection of the masses who
      elect them.

    9. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by captaincucumber · · Score: 1
      I think they have mostly good intentions, but often select the wrong solution - not because of evil intentions, but because of short-sightedness, lack of understanding of consequences, wrong priorites, lack of respect for the indidual's right to autonomy and so-on.

      As an earlier reply-er noted, that's because you live in Norway. Where I come from (U.S.A.) we call those types of politicians Democrats. They arrive at the wrong solution with good intentions

      The ones with bad intentions we call Republicans. Usually they arrive at the wrong solution too, but not always.

      It's hard to know who to vote for.

    10. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by keraneuology · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The real problem is that everybody says that their senator/representative/president/mayor/governor is the single breath of fresh air in an otherwise stagnant cesspool of politics. Their elected is truly a member of the elect and if only he could call the shots then everything would be straightened out. This is why - despite an overwhelming disapproval of the electees by the electors - the same people get voted back in time and time again.

      In another thread somebody was waxing long about how his electee was great and did this good and that good - in the form of sponsoring bills - without acknowledging all of the bad bills this guy had voted for. His initial support of the PATRIOT act (something that only the evil or the stupid would have voted for) was dismissed with "the guy made a mistake and shouldn't lose his job over it". THERE is the problem.

      We need more elected like Cincinnatus - and fewer with the raw, naked ambition, powerlust and sense of entitlement as present in the families of Bush and Kennedy and, most recently, Hillary - aspiring to be the first woman to sleep her way into the oval office. (Let's face it... if she didn't put out for Billy all those years she wouldn't be a senator today - everything she is stems from her willingness to share the task of polishing Slick's Willie.)

      Democrats seeks to appease the dead weight of the nation - and as such have direct financial and political incentive to make people as dependent on the government as possible. Let's face it: Dems directly and unashamedly benefit from having welfare rolls as large as possible and have zero incentive to shrink their guaranteed constituent base and every reason to make those numbers increase.

      Republicans seek to appease those who actually make the economy work - at the expense of everybody else - and are, unfortunately, less interested in allowing everybody a fair chance to reach the top than maintaining the status quo.

      As has been said, if you aren't a democrat at 20 you don't have a heart. If you aren't republican at 50 you don't have a brain.

      Bottom line: I don't want to become a politician because I don't want to play in the mud with the swine. I don't think anybody can be a successful politician unless they are lying sell-outs willing to conduct interior visual inspections of their own colons on demand by a lobby rat for a special interest group. And I don't think the citizens want it any other way. Our last presidential election was, for all intents and purposes, split 50/50 between a liar and a ... well, between two liars. The only difference is that Kerry wanted to advance himself and King George II wanted to advance his friends. The citizenry bickered (and continues to whine) about how unfair the election was, how poor of a selection there was... but never called for the ouster of the chairs of the GOP/Dems who are responsible for putting these two twits on the ballot.

      The nation sucks. The people don't want to do anything but whine about it. This is what they want. This is what they demand. This is what they deserve.

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    11. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by jbolden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seems to me the people currently in office:

      1) Don't protect the environment
      2) Don't protect people from product related fraud
      3) Don't protect people from violations of labor law
      4) Don't protect people from investment fraud

      The balance has changed. The society is a lot less government controlled than it was 25 years ago.

    12. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      And yet, for some reason, whenever the people speak, they keep electing those who want to take more of our rights away in the name of protecting the children, or protecting the environment, or protecting old people, or protecting stupid people, etc. Will the balance ever shift in the other direction?

      How can it possibly shift? After all, anyone in a position to get elected already has quite a taste for power. They are all Predators. Those people will not willingly give up the power that they gain. If they don't do these "feel good" things or at least support them, their competition will gain an edge.

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    13. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by thesnarky1 · · Score: 1
      But: unlike most people I don't think politicians are evil assholes, suck-ups or idiots. I think they have mostly good intentions, but often select the wrong solution - not because of evil intentions, but because of short-sightedness, lack of understanding of consequences, wrong priorites, lack of respect for the indidual's right to autonomy and so-on.

      I'd go a bit further. I just think that they're stupid. I don't mean as in "stupid head" or "can't even tie his shoes", but ignorant for 75% of the cases.

      Think about it. If you had no computer training, no knowledge of how it worked, but did know how to legislate, this might sound like a good idea. I know plenty of people around me at school (students and professors) that just dont have a clue. I can tell them anything I want about buying digital film for that new digital camera, and they'd buy it. Is it their fault they don't know? No.

      If you take anyone, and give them a bunch of different situations, they'll not know something, and that's how we get those crazy laws.

      Bottom Line: The only way to improve politicians is to become one yourself.

      Amen to that! On my drive back to school last night I had the same discussion with my friend that was with me. To sum it up, they don't know better, and will never know better, unless someone steps up and teaches them.

    14. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few decades ago there was a lot of trying to protect the people and the world they live in. Now the baby boomers are so worried about their retirement investments, they only care about maintaining the economy and all the business turds say "If we could only drill in ANWAR we would be able to stay competitive." "If we don't have cheap foreign labor, we can't compete." "If we are liable for our products we won't be profitable."

      But in every other aspect of our lives, the government is getting more and more intrusive. We have businessmen saying "If you centralize each state's records into a central system and give that to us, we'll be able to sell it back to the government and you'll be able to find out who the dissenters are." And we have the stupidest of the stupid, the TSA, saying "We can stop the terrorists from doing anything bad by making sure that we don't let any of them get on a plane, so let's make a list of all their names and psuedonyms and we'll not let anyone who might have those names or something similar fly. (Plus think how funny it'll be when we add Ted Kennnedy's name to the list. Hur Hur Hur!)" And the FBI saying "We need to be able to secretly examine the details of everyone's lives just in case they might be involved in a crime, but it would be too hard to convince a judge of that so let's drop the warrant requirements when it comes to checking people's bank records, library histories, credit reports, etc." And the White House saying "If you don't agree with us, we'll go ahead and get our petty revenge by destroying your career and outing your undercover CIA status to the world, (an act which if we caught a normal citizen doing it, we'd check them into a secret prison somewhere in Eastern Europe and beat the soles of their feet with rubber hoses until they admitted their guilt.)" And a vice-president making terrorist threats on the eve of the election, "If you elect a democrat for president, there will be terrorist attacks on our home soil."

    15. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That's because the problems with politicians are the problems with people in general. If you give someone power, then that person will use that power for his own benefit. If you give a group power, then that group will use the power for it's own benefit. ... and I know that I'm no more incorruptible than everyone else is.

      N.B.: I'm not asserting that EVERYONE will ALWAYS fail in this manner, I'm merely asserting that it's expectable behavior. And the only solution is to avoid centralizing power. (Once power has been centralized, it becomes quite difficult to decentralize it again. Those holding it have a strongly vested interest in defending and increasing the centralization...and they will use the power that they currently have to protect their control over it.)

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    16. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, sorry. Democrats suck too. Most of them do not have good intentions. A small minority do, along with a small minority of Republicans. Both of these groups are mostly ignored by party leadership until they stir up too much trouble, at which time their minimal support is revoked, and they are voted out of office.

      This isn't some strange artifact of a large bureaucratic system, it is by design. They're really one party, and any display to the contrary is just theatre.

    17. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      I recently heard an interview on radio 4 (uk) where some bright sparks are talking about raising the age of criminal responsibility from 7 to either 12 or even 15 !

      I think they should raise it to 40. That gives me about 4 months to execute my plan ;-)

    18. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember there being more than two names on the ballot for president. But everybody sees that as "throwing their vote away". I ALWAYS vote for the third party. It could be hitler, ghandi, mother theresa, saddam...

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    19. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      This isn't some strange artifact of a large bureaucratic system, it is by design. They're really one party, and any display to the contrary is just theatre.

      You know, I really get sick and tired of hearing this.

      • Pro-Choice/Pro-Life?
      • Prayer in schools/separation of Church and State?
      • Creationism/Intelligent Design or Science?
      • Taxes on the rich/tax breaks for the rich?
      • Environmental Protection/Drill in ANWR?
      • Required EPA fuel standards/tax breaks for buying H2s?
      • Balanced Budget/Deficit Spending

      That's just off the top of my head! I don't care which side of those issues you are on -- you can't deny that they are real issues with real impact on the American people. They are also issues where you will find serious disagreement between the platforms of the RNC and the DNC.

      In fact the only issues where the Republicans and Democrats have agreement are issues where business interests take over -- allowing illegal immigration, DMCA, gutting the SEC, etc, etc. They also seem to find agreement about staying in office at all costs -- witness gerrymandering and the gutless Democrats who were opposed to the war but too afraid to vote against it because Karl Rove would have slammed them. You could start to solve these problems by getting the money out of politics and changing the redistricting setup. You'll need somebody like McCain running for President (even if they won't win) to get attention to these issues -- but it's not as hopeless as people like you would believe.

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    20. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I seem to remember there being more than two names on the ballot for president. But everybody sees that as "throwing their vote away". I ALWAYS vote for the third party. It could be hitler, ghandi, mother theresa, saddam...

      And that's as stupid of a statement as the idiots who always vote party line Republican or Democrat. You'd vote for hitler (third party) against FDR (Democrat) or Abe Lincoln (Republican)?

      I seem to recall their being more then one name on the ballot in the Democratic Primary. Perhaps if people hadn't been too busy to vote for "the guy we think can beat bush" they might have voted for somebody a little less stuffy then Kerry. Likewise, perhaps if Republicans cared less about staying in office and more about effective leadership, they would have run somebody against Bush.

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    21. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by moonbender · · Score: 1

      That's one strange ballot you got there.

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    22. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by GileadGreene · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I really get sick and tired of hearing this. Of all the issues that you have listed, how many are actually seriously likely to get implemented anytime soon? Most of the stuff you've listed is simply rhetoric used by one side or another to appeal to their "base". Very little of it ever turns into real legislation. Mostly because you can find people on both sides of each of those issues in both parties - it'd be hard to muster enough support to jam through legislation on a lot of these issues. Both parties use divisive issues to scare you into not voting for the other guy. Because all either of them really care about is power and pork.

    23. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by El+Kevbo · · Score: 1

      But: unlike most people I don't think politicians are evil assholes, suck-ups or idiots. I think they have mostly good intentions, but often select the wrong solution - not because of evil intentions, but because of short-sightedness, lack of understanding of consequences, wrong priorites, lack of respect for the indidual's right to autonomy and so-on. (emphasis added)

      Personally, I characterize those who possess those "qualities" as either idiotic or evil, depending on if they recognize or attempt to compensate for those shortcomings.

    24. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Most of the stuff you've listed is simply rhetoric used by one side or another to appeal to their "base". Very little of it ever turns into real legislation

      It's not rhetoric to the people that care about those issues. It's not rhetoric if you are praying for the unborn children being murdered/lobbying the Government not to take away your right to choose (just to pick the most divisive issue I can). Do you think it was just rhetoric that allowed the right to torpedo the Harriet Miers nomination?

      Mostly because you can find people on both sides of each of those issues in both parties

      Not that many people. And most of it is regional. All of the pro-life Democrats are from the South. All of the pro-choice Republicans are from the Northeast.

      Both parties use divisive issues to scare you into not voting for the other guy. Because all either of them really care about is power and pork.

      Like you aren't using rhetoric to scare people away from voting for a major party candidate they like? It must be pretty sad to be as cynical as you are. Whether or not you'd agree with it there are major differences between the two parties. Whether or not that is the cause of the current bitterness in this country is open to debate. I'm personally with Jon Stewart on blaming the mass media for a lot of that.

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    25. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by CommiePuddin · · Score: 1

      And that's as stupid of a statement as the idiots who always vote party line Republican or Democrat. You'd vote for hitler (third party) against FDR (Democrat) or Abe Lincoln (Republican)?

      Name the last "FDR" or "Abe Lincoln" to make a ballot, and someone may be forced to reconsider their third party position.

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    26. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by GileadGreene · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's not rhetoric to the people that care about those issues.

      It's rhetoric if it's a bunch of words that are used to get people on your side when you have no intention of actually doing anything about the issues in question. Yes, people care about those issues. That's why the two parties use those issues. But there's a difference between talking about an issue, and actually doing something about it.

      Like you aren't using rhetoric to scare people away from voting for a major party candidate they like?

      Am I? I certainly didn't intend to do so. You can vote for whoever you like. I'm just pointing out that voting for either of the major parties will produce effectively the same result. If you like that result, then, by all means, vote for them.

      Whether or not you'd agree with it there are major differences between the two parties.

      Asserting that something is so doesn't make it so. You claim there are major differences. I say there aren't. You point to "policy differences". I claim that those are a smokescreen, because none of them turn into legislation, nor are they likely to any time soon. Show me real, major differences between the actual legislation produced by the two major parties. Don't just claim that there's a difference, without providing any proof that there is one.

    27. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      But there's a difference between talking about an issue, and actually doing something about it.

      I don't know. I'd say that based on the amount of laws relating to abortion that are turned down by the courts that the Republicans are trying to do something about abortion. I'd also point out that they rammed their economic policy through Congress several years ago.

      I'm just pointing out that voting for either of the major parties will produce effectively the same result

      So, you really think that with Al Gore in office we would currently be occuiping Iraq? Do you think with him in office that the Republican tax cut agenda would have passed? Or how about the D&X abortion ban? Do you really think any of those policy agendas would even have made it to the Oval Office for a signature if the Democrats were in control of Congress?

      I claim that those are a smokescreen, because none of them turn into legislation, nor are they likely to any time soon.

      And I just pointed out a whole shitload that did turn into legislation. And it's not all about legislation either. Look at the cronies that Bush appointed to the various Federal agencies (Brown comes to mind). Look at the Executive Orders he has issued withdrawing support from doctors who advocate abortion overseas. Look at the tacit support for torture. Don't you dare tell me that all of those would have happened with a Democrat in office.

      By all means begrudge the DNC/RNC for the areas that they do work together at the expense of the average man. The Bankruptcy "Reform" bill comes to mind. Or the utter lack of action on illegal immgration -- Republicans won't offend big business and Democrats are afraid of being called racists by the likes of Karl Rove.

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    28. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      I would like to go that comment one further: self-regulating bodies aren't very good at helping anyone except the industries they represent. They seem to be more of a "what-you-can-get-away-with" than a "what-you-should-and- shouldn't-do" organizations. If they are constantly pushing the boundaries of "social norms" what good are they. Eventually porn will be on day time TV, because that's the norm. The inmates are running the asylum!

    29. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by zoomzit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The nation sucks. The people don't want to do anything but whine about it. This is what they want. This is what they demand. This is what they deserve." I suppose you have just proved your point. Your whole post is composed of bitching without any sort of solution. You say that all politicans are swine. This may be true, but this will never be changed unless we roll in the mud with them. If we want a better political system, we must participate. I do not believe that this necessitates "selling out." Even in our current political environment, there is hope. Senator McCain's Anti-torture laws and his attempts to correct issues with political fundraising are good things, no matter which side of the isle you root for. Similarly, Senator Byrd's well reasoned opposition to the Iraq invasion was brillant and exceptionally well presented. These politians aren't perfect, and there are certainly some things that they do that I disagree on, but they are doing more good than harm, and its a start. The only reason that our political system is broke is that people only bitch without taking part in the system. The people still have the power to change our government, elect new representatives and pass new laws to make the system work better.

    30. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by keraneuology · · Score: 1
      Ulterior motive - somewhere in the back of my cynical and jaded mind is a sliver of hope that somebody will be inspired to prove me wrong and actually vote somebody into office who gives a rat's uvula about honesty, integrity and something other than personal gain. But I honestly think that the nation is beyond hope and will simply implode - sooner, rather than later. Case in point: the rapidly aging boomers who are reasonably expected to do nothing to stuff congress with entitlement wonks who bestow perk after benefit after safety net after plan after program onto the ilk of the AARP without consideration of cost or economic damage. This is inevitable.

      McCain's anti torture laws are cute and fluffy and make the news and get a few people to gasp in amazement and thank him for taking such a no-brainer stance - but the law is worthless. The federal government is above the laws and will simply classify anything illegal they do and make sure it never sees the light of day. They've been doing it since before any /. user was born and will continue to do so without concern for who is hurt. Medical experiments without knowledge - let alone consent? Let's classify it. While their hurricane modification experiments were certainly not responsible for a hurricane that made an unexpected swerve and racked up a body count on the mainland, their kneejerk reaction was "classify it". Dumping toxic waste in violation of federal laws? Classify it. The actions of King George I say it all - within hours of signing a law prohibiting the president from authorizing certainly covert activity without notifying the appropriate members of congress he engaged in the very same activity he himself had just prohibited.

      The only glimmer of hope in the darkness of US sanctioned torture is the EU's recent announcement that any EU state found to harbor a secret CIA prison would lose their EU voting rights. Here's hoping they follow through.

      I've been involved. Years ago I lobbied my state's attorney general to do something about spam - he said spam was protected by the first amendment (my specific complaint was about companies that blindly send chr$(88)+chr$(88)+chr$(88) prawn to 8 year olds). And that's one of the more positive responses I've encountered.

      I really don't care anymore. The system is broken, corrupt and beyond salvage. It simply costs too much money and the collective citizenry doesn't want a better elected body. Who am I to argue that they shouldn't get what they vote for?

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    31. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by GileadGreene · · Score: 1
      So, you really think that with Al Gore in office we would currently be occuiping Iraq?

      It's hard to say. Who knows what Gore would have done in the aftermath of 9/11. Would we be in exactly the position we are now? No, probably not. Would we be in a somewhat similar position? Possibly. Congress as a whole passed the USAPATRIOT act. Congress as a whole was very much behind invading Iraq in the early days. Now granted, you can claim that's due to intel-spin on the part of the Bush administration. But that doesn't mean we wouldn't have ended up in a similar quagmire in Afghanistan (which Gore might well have invaded) instead of Iraq - part of the reason we're not is because we attracted all the loons to Iraq instead (and if you think Afghanistan wouldn't have turned into a quagmire you have only to look at the Soviet experience there).

      Do you think with him in office that the Republican tax cut agenda would have passed?

      Who the hell knows. Clinton sure passed a lot of stuff that was traditionally considered "Republican" policy. Time was the Republicans were the party of fiscal responsibility and small government. Then they got into power. The reality is that both parties are made up of wealthy individuals, and both parties are beholden to corporations and wealthy sponsors.

      Look at the cronies that Bush appointed to the various Federal agencies (Brown comes to mind). Look at the Executive Orders he has issued withdrawing support from doctors who advocate abortion overseas. Look at the tacit support for torture. Don't you dare tell me that all of those would have happened with a Democrat in office.

      Do you honestly believe that those things are a function of Democrat vs Republican principles, rather than Bush as an individual being morally corrupt? I mean, were Clinton's last-minute pardons for various wealthy folks a function of Democratic principles? These kinds of things could have happened on either party's watch.

      I will grant you that abortion is an iffy issue. But I honestly believe that it has less than you think to do with DvR: IIRC Kerry was hedging quite a bit on abortion, as have numerous other recent Dem candidates. And it's one issue among many. Is abortion the only real, major policy difference between the two parties? Have we honestly come down to voting based on that one issue alone?

    32. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by keraneuology · · Score: 1
      A couple of blurbs to further my point:

      Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham pleaded guilty Monday to conspiracy and tax charges and tearfully resigned from office, admitting he took $2.4 million in bribes to steer defense contracts to conspirators.

      His constituents sent this sleazeball to DC eight freaking times. How could any congressional district be that incredibly stupid?

      Meanwhile, George II seeks to essentially eliminate the privacy act. How many senators and reps will lose their jobs for refusing to put a stop to this? How many judges will be thrown off the bench for refusing to declare it unconstitutional?

      I've said it before... people deserve what they elect.

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    33. Re:I want to restrict things, too. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It's hard to say. Who knows what Gore would have done in the aftermath of 9/11. Would we be in exactly the position we are now? No, probably not. Would we be in a somewhat similar position? Possibly. Congress as a whole passed the USAPATRIOT act. Congress as a whole was very much behind invading Iraq in the early days.

      Gore probably wouldn't have been too busy planning the invasion of Iraq to focus on Afghanistan. The Patriot Act is an iffy one. There's no way in hell that we'd be in Iraq though. Congress can't force the President to invade another country. The Congress "as a whole" was only behind it because Dubya is in office and the Republicans do everything he asks and the Democrats at the time were quite spineless. I seem to recall a Republican Congress lambasting Clinton when he went into Kosovo. Which was more justified? Kosovo (with NATO support) to stop a genocide and possible European War or Iraq? Even if you thought he had WMDs (a lot of people did) I still find it hard to justify that war (umm... hello.... North Korea anyone???).

      (and if you think Afghanistan wouldn't have turned into a quagmire you have only to look at the Soviet experience there)

      There's a bit of difference between the Soviets invading to impose their own form of Government (highly unpopular with the people) and the United States invading in a response to a direct attack on our soil with the stated goal of overthrowing a massively unpopular regime. We will probably be there for years fighting what's left of the Taliban and Al Quada but it's not a quagmire by any means. I could go further and point out that with Gore (or for that matter, anybody who wasn't a neo-con) in office Afghanistan would have been the focus instead of Iraq. From almost before the towers came down there were people in the administration planning an invasion of Iraq. WTF??? That's like FDR invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor because we had prior bad dealings with them.

      Do you honestly believe that those things are a function of Democrat vs Republican principles, rather than Bush as an individual being morally corrupt?

      Yes I do. Bush is morally corrupt. So is the entire Congressional Republican leadership. I don't see them standing up to him so they are just as bad in my book. My biggest gripe with the Democrats isn't that they are similar to the Republicans -- it's that they are too spineless to really stand up to the Republicans because they are too busy listening to pollsters and pundits telling them that they have to run from the center to win. I don't see Bush running from the center. And if we are going to lose then I'd rather see us lose fighting for our values.

      These kinds of things could have happened on either party's watch.

      You keep saying "could have" not "would have". Can you honestly tell me that we wouldn't be at least a little bit better off if Gore had won in 2000? I won't even say Kerry because by 2004 things were already fucked up pretty good (WTF can anybody do with Iraq now?). When you consider all the things that Bush has done I think you can understand the frustration I have when people lump the Democrats in with the Republicans and state that they will never vote for a major party candidate.

      Likewise, it's not fair to blame Nadar for Gore losing, but damn it -- couldn't he have thought about the cause? He's still too thick headed to even admit that there is no way in hell that a Gore administration would have been as bad as this.

      *Sigh*

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  4. The port that will be used... by quigonn · · Score: 3, Funny

    The TCP port that will be used for it is obviously 69. Actually, this is a great help, as a simple "tcpdump -w pr0n.log 'port 69'" writes all the porn downloaded by your colleagues to a tcpdump file, from which all the video and image files could be extracted later.

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    1. Re:The port that will be used... by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you want to use "tcpdump -X -s 1500 -w pr0n.log port 69", so as to make sure of capturing all the packet contents?

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    2. Re:The port that will be used... by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      tcpdump, pr0n.log...sounds like the place you'd put all the scheisse videos.

  5. Port 6969 by se2schul · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ya baby!!!

    1. Re:Port 6969 by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a clusterfuck - which the entire idea is, anyway...

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    2. Re:Port 6969 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giving away my age but wtf, that's my birthday, and for at least 20 of the last 35 years
      I've gotten a lot of mileage outa that and the cheap line about me being a cunning linguist.

      Ontopic - so another crazy know nothing is calling for a his mad idea to restrict porn.!!? People we have a problem. Too many uneducated, uninformed, technologically ignorant people have something they want to say about computers, an opinion to foist on the rest of us who actually use and understand the things. Especially these increasingly fashionable 'security' firms and politicians. These people are the last to know anything about anything, the usual fearmongering, nannying dogooders. Look you cretins - go get a hobby or a real job. What about fishing? Or football? Just leave the clever technical stuff to us geeks and go do something you're qualified to talk about, like the weather or something. Insufferable idiots.

  6. People should learn by whereizben · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That if your kids are doing it, a.) you might want to try getting more involved with them so they understand why you think porn is "evil" and b.) they may not actually be hurt by it, but who knows. As for the technological aspect, it is ridiculous, but people don't seem to understand these sort of things when they suggest them. Now whoever opposes it, even if on the basis of saying it won't be plausible, they will be "unpatriotic"!

    1. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was terribly damaged by porn when I was only 3. My father had a huge porn collection which unfortunately fell on top of me.

    2. Re:People should learn by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      The same thing happened to me when my parents LP collection fell on me. Perhaps we should ban music too? One fell swoop and all that?

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    3. Re:People should learn by Skye16 · · Score: 0

      I was attacked by a vicious stack of Bibles. A watermelon fell on me once, too. Ban religion and food, also.

    4. Re:People should learn by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Now whoever opposes it, even if on the basis of saying it won't be plausible, they will be "unpatriotic"!

      Unpatriotic, degenerate, a champion of filth and smut, a corrupting influence, destined to burn in hell, and all the other things the moral minority have thrown in the face of people who aren't offended by a bit of bare flesh. In today's climate, I'm sure someone will suggest some tenuous link to terrorism (just as FACT do in their anti-piracy propaganda) and organised crime.

      Never mind God killing a kitten, every time you wank Saddam bin Laden blows up a bus load of school children! Why do you hate Freedemocracy, pornographer?!

    5. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know this is an unpopular opinion here, but I have to throw it out there anyhow.

      I just got back from fixing parental controls on my Aunt's computer. Her 11 year old son managed to sneak his way past her parental controls and look at some pretty hard core pornography. Her son is a very good kid and raised well, but has the hormones of an 11 year old. He has to use the Internet for school, and also IMs his friends, and she was about 10 ft away in the next room when he was looking at the pictures. Basically, she was involved and he knew why porn was wrong, but no parent can be expected to watch every single click, nor should every parent be expected to be a computer security expert so her child can do school work.

      As for b, let's consider the harm of porn to a developing boy. Said boy has unlimited access to pictures of men demeaning women, and learns at age 11 to treat women as sexual objects, there for his gratification. Though he's taught about monogamy being the norm, he frequently sees people engaged in acts that clearly aren't monogamous. Though he's taught that it would be worthwhile to wait for sex, he's inundated with pictures of people who are clearly not married and usually not using protection. On a mind that's in the process of learning right from wrong and the consequences of his actions, this all can make a negative impression.

    6. Re:People should learn by Toone_Town · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree - pornography is a HUGE problem in our society. Children are especially vulnerable...but the responsibility for filtering out such crap falls upon the parents - not upon legislation.

      5 years ago, nearly half of all homes had an internet filter of some sort installed - now, only a quarter do. Is this because of the percieved inadequacies of filters? I agree that in the past they have had problems, but recently, there have been many advances which reduce false-positives (the "breast cancer" point is all but non-existant now).

      You can get a filter for free at http://www.k9webprotection.com - they offer it as a community service. You can also find some for-profit filters reviewed at http://internet-filter-review.toptenreviews.com/.

    7. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Said boy has unlimited access to pictures of men demeaning women, and learns at age 11 to treat women as sexual objects, there for his gratification. Though he's taught about monogamy being the norm, he frequently sees people engaged in acts that clearly aren't monogamous. Though he's taught that it would be worthwhile to wait for sex, he's inundated with pictures of people who are clearly not married and usually not using protection. On a mind that's in the process of learning right from wrong and the consequences of his actions, this all can make a negative impression.


      Even someone at the age of 11 is more than capable of realizing that these people are not in a realistic situation.
    8. Re:People should learn by EiZei · · Score: 1

      Said boy has unlimited access to pictures of men demeaning women, and learns at age 11 to treat women as sexual objects, there for his gratification. Though he's taught about monogamy being the norm, he frequently sees people engaged in acts that clearly aren't monogamous.

      Like women were not objectivized before pornography..

    9. Re:People should learn by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Said boy has unlimited access to pictures of men demeaning women, and learns at age 11 to treat women as sexual objects, there for his gratification.

      Unless this kid has been watching sado-masochist master-slave bondage hardcore, he hasnt seen anyone degraded - how is a woman degraded by having sex? how is the man less degraded than the woman? You're just going back to the rather medieval belief that women lie back and think about knitting and kittens while men ravish them - *women enjoy sex too*, and if getting paid for sex is exploitation, then the men are being just as exploited as the women - there are no passive performers in porn, the women are there by choice as well; If a girl watched porn (and trust me on this, a lot of them do), are they learning to 'treat men as sexual objects, there for their gratification'?

      Please don't start on the 'pornography exploits women' bullshit, it's not true, and if you don't believe me, here's a BBC article about a (female) performer who agrees that if anyone's exploited in porn, it's the buyers.

      Whatever your opinion on whether porn degrades or not, claiming one sex is more exploited than the other (unless you were talking about the nasty S&M stuff, but then even that has a *huge* niche of women dominating men) is an entirely unfounded suggestion rooted in the belief that women do not have sexuality or sex drive - if women want to get paid to have sex, and are paid handsomely for doing so on camera, precisely where is the exploitation occurring?

      /feminist_rant

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    10. Re:People should learn by Absentminded-Artist · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Before proceeding, I claim the right to think that porn isn't a good thing for society, even if there is Freedom of Speech and a wiki entry on Playmates.

      One of the many "endearing" qualities of Slashdot is it's plethora of sagacious single young males without children ready to snidely share their opinions about how parents should parent. Apparently, these young men were all raised in fascist regimes and never managed to defy their parents directives. Or maybe they just love their porn and panic whenever somebody threatens their endorphin buzz supply.

      If we can assume that 99.9% of people disobeyed their parents at one time or another, we can safely say that parents, no matter how concerned or controlling, cannot regulate everything their children see and do. There needs to be a balance so that parents are given the tools they need to help protect their children. And one of the things kids need protection from is porn. Pop under ads, spyware, adware, hijacked IE preferences, and domain squatters are all gunning for our eyes and wallets. Kids being reeled in are just collateral damage to pornographers - future customers to others.

      Now, I'm from Utah and I think Ralph Yarro is misguided. I think his plan is poorly thought out, but Hatch, who wanted to blow up my computer for using P2P networks, will probably love this guy, and maybe so will others. Sense and reason haven't always been employed when laws were passed. Not when a politician can look like a golden boy during an election by "saving the children".

      What disturbs me is that this issue always seems to gravitate towards the moral realm. There is so much more to this issue than naughty boys and girls enjoying sex outside the bounds of marriage. The issue becomes clouded in free speech issues with conservatives edging towards censorship and progressives waxing eloquent about what porn is or isn't. Some people say porn is demeaning to women, but you don't hear the porn stars complaining about their paychecks. Feminists choose to defend a women's right to demean herself instead of worrying about the affect on society when the younger generation grows up thinking being a boy toy is a good idea. Then the issue loses traction when jurisdiction is brought up. How do you regulate what Hong Kong servers send out into the world? Censorship? Go back to free speech issues.

      One issue that hasn't been discussed much is addiction. Why isn't the fact that pornography is addictive gaining any traction? This is the most harmful aspect of porn on the mind. It's one thing to enjoy a woman's naked form. It's another to be compelled to enjoy hundreds of them all in one sitting. Nameless, sometimes faceless, they depersonalize sex while feeding a craving. Can anyone really argue that this addiction to sexual stimulation is not damaging to relationships or one's own mind?

      You talked about your aunt's 11 year old as an example. You covered some really good points, many of which aren't popular around here. One thing you didn't mention is the effect that porn has on expectations in relationships. Young minds don't know these are actors playing out fantasies for profit. They certainly don't know these actors are surgically augmented. It's enough to give any sex an inferiority complex. At best kids are growing up thinking that sex lasts for hours and involves awkward poses - oh and you need to look like Ken and Barbie. At worst they expect women to beg to be covered in body fluids while swinging from a trapeze over a den of specula specialists. Of course, I exaggerate, but porn can be as silly as it is sick, and it certainly does nothing to build the intellect.

      As porn peddlers look for new and more exciting images to sell, porn on the internet gets harsher and rawer. Studies I've read show that most kids don't experiment with sex, but the few that do experiment are getting into kinkier stuff than previous generations and at earlier ages. They cite porn as their in

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    11. Re:People should learn by Liza · · Score: 1
      I would dearly love a citation for this: 5 years ago, nearly half of all homes had an internet filter of some sort installed - now, only a quarter do.

      One key point that is missing here is the question of whose responsibility it is to determine what gets viewed in my home or your home.

      I'll be giving birth to a little boy early next year, and I would strongly prefer that he not be exposed to violent porn or images of people and animals in sexual situations. In my dream world, that's *ever*, but since I live in reality, I'll settle for 'until he's old enough to understand why in our house, we think that's wrong.' I feel the same way about neo-nazi, racist, and homophobic material.

      Of course, I don't know how old my son will be when he reaches that level of maturity. It probably won't be the exact same age as the boy next door.

      And the same time, I'm acutely aware of the fact that plenty of people think the family I'm creating is 'inappropriate' for young children to know about or see, because my son will have two mommies. And I want him to know how diverse families are, and that he isn't alone in having two mommies.

      As a professional with eight years of experience in parental controls and web filtering technology, I know this is a tall order! I really can't have the filter I want 'out of the box.'

      And as a former practicing First Amendment lawyer (my one and only jury trial was defending a video the state argued was obscene), I really don't think the government has a useful role in forcing one type of technology or one set of values on this situation. I can't imagine a constitutionally defensible way to make it work, and the effort to do so seems futile and wasteful.

      Instead, the effort should be spent on parenting, teaching our children our values, having rules about what is acceptable -- both in the Real World and when using the Internet, and for some families, using technology tools. All of these are necessary to "protect" children from what we view as bad influences.

      Liza

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    12. Re:People should learn by micheas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And any response besides "this is how porn hurts women" with real examples is increasing the likelyhood that the porn filter is what is stopping him from surfing porn sites, not the ethics of how he should treat women.

      Which is what I would hope your aunt is trying to teach your nephew.

      What does your action teach the kid? That only adults can demean women?

      I'm sure you ment to help, and maybe in some way you did, but only in the sense of providing an example of helping family members. You certainly didn't tell him anything about porn, the porn industry, and why maybe you wouldn't want to vist those websites. (He already knows why he would want to vist those websites.)

      The filter doesn't change how he treats women, and amazingly enough, people's sex habits don't directly correlate to behavior out side of the bedroom. (See Strom Thurmond's life for proof.)

    13. Re:People should learn by Toone_Town · · Score: 1

      The stats above came from a presentation given at a conference last September by Marsali Hancock, president of the Internet Keep Safe Coalition. You might be able to get transcripts from that conference from The Utah Coalition Against Pornography (the sponsors of that conference) - though their site seems to be quite broken, and poorly laid out.

    14. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for b, let's consider the harm of porn to a developing boy. Said boy has unlimited access to pictures of men demeaning women, and learns at age 11 to treat women as sexual objects, there for his gratification. Though he's taught about monogamy being the norm, he frequently sees people engaged in acts that clearly aren't monogamous. Though he's taught that it would be worthwhile to wait for sex, he's inundated with pictures of people who are clearly not married and usually not using protection. On a mind that's in the process of learning right from wrong and the consequences of his actions, this all can make a negative impression.

      Lets see:

      • Men demeaning women
      • Women as sexual objects
      • Lack of monogamy
      • Premarital sex

      If you take away the kid's porn, he's still going to see these things every day. It's society in general that pushes these things, the real problem is that the kid is being taught to do something that is opposed at every step by the rest of society.

      You seem to have the idea that the boy is not capable of dealing with other people acting in ways that he is taught not to act. If this is the case, then the boy is royally fucked because he's going to see that all the time with or without porn.

    15. Re:People should learn by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unless this kid has been watching sado-masochist master-slave bondage hardcore, he hasnt seen anyone degraded - how is a woman degraded by having sex?

      Do you seriously think that most porn comes even remotely close to a genuine display of loving sex between two consenting adults? Forget the hardcore stuff that no sane person would want their blank slate child seeing. Do you really think that even mainstream porn is an accurate depiction of sex?

      I don't see porn as exploitation of the actors. If anything it's exploitation of the idiots who buy it. But that doesn't mean that I think it's good for my 11 year old to see. If he is curious and downloads a few pictures of naked chicks off Usenet then I'm not going to be too worried about it. If I find a DivX movie of some chick having sex with three guys who ejaculate on her face and then shit on her -- well, I'm going to have to have a talk with the boy ;)

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    16. Re:People should learn by Inkieminstrel · · Score: 1
      You seem to have the idea that the boy is not capable of dealing with other people acting in ways that he is taught not to act.

      Consider this: you teach an 11 year old child to be tolerant of other people, but then allow them to read hate speech sites an hour a day for the subsequent 7 years. Do you think perhaps some of the views of those pages would seep into the still-developing mind, just a little?

      Indeed all the problems you cite can be found in society at large, the problem with this one medium is that it is concentrated, prevalent, widespread, and extreme, and on top of all that it is pleasurable and is likely to be the child's first sensory experience with that aspect of life.

      How do you counteract all of that without blocking the content?
    17. Re:People should learn by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Do you seriously think that most porn comes even remotely close to a genuine display of loving sex between two consenting adults?

      What does "love" have to do with it? Are you suggesting that all sexual behavior should involve love? I mean, if that's how you want to behave, why then I think that's how you should behave, but where do you get the idea that your prerequisite of love is something that should be enforced on the rest of humanity? Who died and left you arbiter of sexual correctness? The fact is, plenty of sexual behavior, mutually consenting, goes on that is just for the fun of it, and this has always been the case. If you want to teach your kid that "love" is required (thereby biasing him in such a way that he's going to have a heck of a lot less fun than my kids, for instance) that's certainly your right as a parent. Because you're the parent. Stop assuming you know what's best for other people's kids. You don't. Aside from that, you're not the parent of other people's kids. It is doubtful you know what is best for your own — you just have the power and authority to impose your will on them, that's all. You may be correct. But you may not. You do what you think is best; that's your right, mostly.

      Do you really think that even mainstream porn is an accurate depiction of sex?

      Some is, some isn't, but the key thing that kills your idea is that it varies by viewer, not by production. Personally, I make it a point to try lots of things I see in porn. My sweetheart encourages this behavior, it has benefited her in the obvious manner many times. We own plenty of toys, films, and in fact, we run a pretty cool online store that in its own humble way, encourages people to enjoy themselves.

      If I find a DivX movie of some chick having sex with three guys who ejaculate on her face and then shit on her -- well, I'm going to have to have a talk with the boy ;)

      So... you went from "Forget the hardcore stuff" to "shit on her"... apparently, you've got a little problem separating the idea of sexuality from that of dangerous behaviors. There's a reason we bury, flush and otherwise dispose of our solid waste products; They are uniformly dangerous. Urine, in a healthy person, is pretty sterile. Fecal matter is not. So what you're talking about here is general education, not unlike condom education, where certain behaviors carry risks. As a parent, it seems to me that your duty is to educate the kid(s) about what the risks are, what the preventative actions for those risks are, and they'll be able to draw decent conclusions from that information.

      Aside from that, just as Hunt for Red October and Murder at 1600 were fantasies, so are all other movies with fictional plot lines. Unprotected sex in a movie is, you might want to point out, acting of an unprotected sex scene between individuals who are tested (weekly, I think, but at least monthly) for STDs, and you should probably be able to point out that the adult film community has an excellent record of avoiding STDs because of this testing and certification. The general public does not, and that is the difference between on screen unprotected sex and the same by the general public. Unprotected sex between two committed, tested, monogamous people is just fine by all rational metrics; prevention of unwanted children can be done (and should be done) by means other than condoms; condoms have a pretty poor record of preventing pregnancy. On the other hand, some condoms can be fun, now and then, if you know what you're doing. Just don't count on them to "protect" anyone. They slip off, they tear, they overflow, and they suffer damage when stored improperly (such as in a wallet, where many men often keep them.)

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    18. Re:People should learn by Irvu · · Score: 1
      With respect to your assertions:
      a) Porn is addictive show me a valid study to that effect. I have seen anecdotal evidence trotted out time and time again but that no more proves the addictiveness of porn than does the anecdotes about exploding toilets prove the life-threatening nature of chili.

      I would also point out that your assertion about educational phamplets: "Educational pamphlets don't help heroin addicts and they won't help porn addicts either." is way off. Yes some hardcore addicts ignore all else but that doesn't mean that all do. The ex heroin addicts that I have known are, in large part, walking educational phamplets themselves, and ten minutes discussion with one of them did more to illuminate the problems with heroin than any drug-free education I got as a child.

      b) Kids today are experimenting with kinkier stuff Again, show me proof not anecdotes. While I will grant you that people seem more comfortable talking about kinkier stuff on TV than they were 50 years ago that proves nothing about what is actually happening.

      50 years ago noone discussed pedophilia, or homosexuality on TV and both were occurring. There has been (to my knowledge) no evidence shown that the increased discussion has led to increased rates, or merely increased reporting/discussion.

      c) The industry is getting more hardcore Again give me some average data. The last time I glanced at a Playboy (for the articles) was last week and the model in there was...Marylin Monroe. Playboy was celebrating the oldies not the awful hardcore days of the future.

      d) Feminists choose to defend a women's right to demean herself instead of worrying about the affect on society when the younger generation grows up thinking being a boy toy is a good idea. That is a gross misstatement. There are many many people in this world who call themselves "feminists", just as there are many different "liberals", "conservatives", "Christians", "Muslims", etc. If one or even a thousand such women defend the "a women's right to demean herself" it a) doesn't mean that all "feminists" do and b) does not prove your point in any way.

      e) Young minds don't know these are actors playing out fantasies for profit. That depends entirely on how the "young minds" are taught. If parents explain the unreality of it to their children then they will know. If they refuse to discuss it then yes, the kids will be entirely ignorant.

      Until that time, filtering services with all their flaws, the off switch, and constant lectures are the only "firewalls" concerned parents can employ.

      Again, I think that you are wrong. Filtering services do not work in any meaningful sense. They are too gross and too odious a solution. Many such services block medical information in the name of "protecting children" and all of them miss some porn (and on the internet's scale some is millions of hits).

      In your post you referenced the ignorance and confusion of unprepared young minds being "reeled in" by pop-under ads. You also talked about addiction and made comparisons to heroin addiction. I think that you were being overly extreme in both cases. I recieve a lot of spam and more than my fair share of pop-ups. None of the spam has been that salacious. I've been offeres drugs and surgeries time and time again but never have I been presented with actual porn (e.g. a naked woman screaming "CUM ON ME" as one post put it) nor have I been "reeled in" in any way. I use pop-up blockers to deal with the annoyance and delete spam manually. That isn't the same as being "reeled in" or being forceably addicted to smack.

      The difference in knowing when porn is fake and when drugs are bad is education, good, real, factually-driven education. Every child who has been lied to about the effects of drugs or the realities of porn is more at risk from both than the one that has been given the truth about the two. Any lie, soo

    19. Re:People should learn by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What does "love" have to do with it? Are you suggesting that all sexual behavior should involve love? I mean, if that's how you want to behave, why then I think that's how you should behave, but where do you get the idea that your prerequisite of love is something that should be enforced on the rest of humanity?

      And where did you get the idea that your concept of sex just for fun should be enforced on the rest of humanity (mainly, other peoples children)? And how do you draw the conclusion that I'm forcing my viewpoints on the rest of humanity? Did you see me say that I support these laws? Did you see me say that I think pornography is immoral?

      Who died and left you arbiter of sexual correctness? The fact is, plenty of sexual behavior, mutually consenting, goes on that is just for the fun of it, and this has always been the case. If you want to teach your kid that "love" is required (thereby biasing him in such a way that he's going to have a heck of a lot less fun than my kids, for instance) that's certainly your right as a parent.

      Oh, give me a fricking break! In case you didn't notice I largely agree with you. You won't find me preaching the value of abstinence or waiting until marriage. That would certainly be a bit hypocritical of me (yes, AC, this is your cue to reply and say /.'ers can't have sex so I must be lying ;)

      Your position does seem a bit extreme though. I make the perfectly reasonable suggestion that it probably isn't a good thing for teenagers to learn about sex from pornography and you jump all over me and accuse me of being "the arbiter of sexual correctness". It probably isn't a good thing for somebody who is sexually inexperienced (as all teenagers are) to be exposed to limitless amounts of hardcore tasteless pornography. And before you accuse me of being a prude I think that most people would agree that most pornography is quite tasteless. If nothing else it will cloud their expectations of what sex should be or is like.

      As a parent, it seems to me that your duty is to educate the kid(s) about what the risks are, what the preventative actions for those risks are, and they'll be able to draw decent conclusions from that information.

      Indeed. And I would much rather educate my kid without the help of the porn business, thank you very much. There's a reason why you need to be 18 to enter an adult store. There's also a perfectly valid reason for parents not wanting limitless amounts of internet smut (some of which is beyond disgusting) being viewed by their kids.

      Some is, some isn't, but the key thing that kills your idea is that it varies by viewer, not by production. Personally, I make it a point to try lots of things I see in porn. My sweetheart encourages this behavior, it has benefited her in the obvious manner many times. We own plenty of toys, films, and in fact, we run a pretty cool online store that in its own humble way, encourages people to enjoy themselves.

      And I would maintain that most people would not be open to trying some of the things depicted in a lot of pornography. And this is all besides the point! I never said that you or I didn't have the right to buy porn. I never even said that I supported laws against porn no matter how well intended. I only suggested that it might not be a good thing to expose sexually immature people to hard core pornography. You obviously represent the other extreme of this argument so I don't really know why I'm wasting my time debating this with you.

      Unprotected sex in a movie is, you might want to point out, acting of an unprotected sex scene between individuals who are tested (weekly, I think, but at least monthly) for STDs, and you should probably be able to point out that the adult film community has an excellent record of avoiding STDs because of this testing and certification.

      That's nice. Again, why is it even relevant to the point that I was trying to make?

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    20. Re:People should learn by Fafnir43 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If we can assume that 99.9% of people disobeyed their parents at one time or another, we can safely say that parents, no matter how concerned or controlling, cannot regulate everything their children see and do.

      Granted. However, in some areas, where exposure would tend to be more of a repetitive thing, you would expect parents to have some ability to control their offspring. For example, in the violent video games debate, you shouldn't expect parents to regulate what their children see at their friends' houses, but it's reasonable to expect them to notice if their children buy M-rated games themselves. Likewise, in terms of porn, you would expect parents to notice if their children are viewing porn regularly.

      There needs to be a balance so that parents are given the tools they need to help protect their children. And one of the things kids need protection from is porn. Pop under ads, spyware, adware, hijacked IE preferences, and domain squatters are all gunning for our eyes and wallets. Kids being reeled in are just collateral damage to pornographers - future customers to others.

      I totally agree that porn sites that employ things like pop-ups on non-porn sites, spyware and the like are evil, evil bastard-whores who must be found and killed (and not just for the childrens' sake). However, these threats generally require an entirely different set of tools (spyware/adware checkers, pop-up blockers, etc.) to deal with than the problem of children actively looking for porn, and you seem to be arguing for the latter set of tools rather than the former.

      Now, I'm from Utah and I think Ralph Yarro is misguided. I think his plan is poorly thought out, but Hatch, who wanted to blow up my computer for using P2P networks, will probably love this guy, and maybe so will others. Sense and reason haven't always been employed when laws were passed. Not when a politician can look like a golden boy during an election by "saving the children".

      *Sigh* I know exactly what you mean.

      One issue that hasn't been discussed much is addiction. Why isn't the fact that pornography is addictive gaining any traction?

      I would dispute this as a valid point against pornography. Just about everything is addictive. Gaming is addictive. Tasty food is addictive. Alcohol is addictive. Reading is addictive. (You'll probably want to contest that one, but I'm sure you can remember a few times you stayed up late to finish a book and ended up half-dead from sleep deprivation in the morning.) I, personally, am addicted to computers. I literally start to get mental withdrawal symptoms if I can't use one for a few days. I don't care though, because there are no real long-term effects except (perhaps) a good job later in life.

      This is the most harmful aspect of porn on the mind. It's one thing to enjoy a woman's naked form. It's another to be compelled to enjoy hundreds of them all in one sitting. Nameless, sometimes faceless, they depersonalize sex while feeding a craving. Can anyone really argue that this addiction to sexual stimulation is not damaging to relationships or one's own mind?

      *Blink* Addiction to sexual stimulation comes with being young (at least for males - not sure about females). Testosterone. Think about it. The only question is where the "fix" is going to come from, and in most cases the answer is Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters. Porn is in this sense simply an aid - without it, the mind would simply be visualising naked women rather than seeing them. Whether or not the addiction is harmful to relationships, it long predated porn.

      Young minds don't know these are actors playing out fantasies for profit. They certainly don't know these actors are surgically augmented. It's enough to give any sex an inferiority complex. At best kids are growing up thinking that sex lasts for hours and involves awkward poses - oh and you need to look like Ken and Barbie. At worst they expect women to beg to be covered in body fluids while swingi

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    21. Re:People should learn by baadger · · Score: 1
      I could list a load of opinions or even some reasoning as to why I think some of the things you mention are wrong. But instead i'll just leave these two thoughts.

      • Who are parents to decide if or what matters a kid can fantasise about, and who gave parents the right to do that? In my interpretation of an ideal free society, parenting would focus on teaching of knowledge and understanding without bias or judgement. In this case the absolute limit of parental power is to prevent their children, while in their care, from breaching the rights of others (including those of the parents themselves). When kid's are viewing porn I don't just see this breach happening. The problem is alot of parents, in fact just about anyone in a influential role (religious leaders, politicians etc) try to force their own morals on others. What is this belief that all humans must be able to agree on something as personal and private as sex based on anyway?
      • In my experience (a personal one), no matter how much porn you watch as a teen or how much you brag as a young teen to all your mates (not me personally) about all the women you've 'had it off' with, your first sexual experience is going to be awkward and amateurish, but for the most of us still somewhat pleasant. Previous expectations and illusions all soon crash and burn.
    22. Re:People should learn by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      The problem with your statement lies in the word "is". Someone at the age of 11 SHOULD BE capable of realizing that it's not a realistic situation. Unfortunately, all 11-year-olds were not raised properly and thus able to realize thus, or we wouldn't be having this discussion at all in the first place. I agree that our society's attitudes towards pr0n are ridiculous and simple-minded, but I also feel it important to recognize that upbringing has a great deal to do with how people react and incorporate pornography for good or bad in their lives.

    23. Re:People should learn by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Unless this kid has been watching sado-masochist master-slave bondage hardcore, he hasnt seen anyone degraded

      Because there are degrees of domination, and only the most extreme gets labelled S&M? There's plenty of porn around that doesn't show a woman as an equal partner in a sexual experience, but as someone there solely to pleasure men. Not all porn, but a not-insignificant proportion of it shows women this way. That's not at all unexpected, since porn's target market is male. There's no real incentive for porn to show a true and accurate depiction of sex, when a large segment of their target market wants fantasy, and the rest of it doesn't care.

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    24. Re:People should learn by glaswegian · · Score: 0
      i don't agree. most porn is far from reality and portrays women in ridiculous ways.

      unrealistic themes in porn:

      1. All women want sex from all men at all times.
      2. Women naturally desire the kind of sex that men want, including sex that many women find degrading. eg double penetration
      3. Any woman who does not at first realize this can be turned with a little force (though force is rarely needed because most women in pornography instinctively understand their "true" sexual nature)

      All this is often performed while the men call the women "bitch," "cunt," "whore," and similar names. Some tapes advertise "ATM," or "ass-to-mouth," in which a man removes his penis from the woman's anus and she puts it directly into her mouth.

      In short, the main aim of much of this porn (but not all) is to humiliate and degrade women while showing the superiority of men. Good porn is not impossible, and even exists, but it is in the minority.

    25. Re:People should learn by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      >> a) Porn is addictive show me a valid study to that effect. I have seen anecdotal evidence trotted out time and time again but that no more proves the addictiveness of porn than does the anecdotes about exploding toilets prove the life-threatening nature of chili.

      That sounds like what pro-cigarette smokers were saying 50 years ago about smoking and cancer. Just because there wasn't enough imperical data back then doesn't mean that hundreds of thousands of people didn't die from smoking-related cancers.

    26. Re:People should learn by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      I am afraid that you seriously overestimate the intelligence of the average human.

      In addidtion to this, even he is told, or figures out that it is not realistic, if he has no examples of 'realistic' it will still badly mess up his views of reality. Porn does harm some people, and I believe that this is the primary reason.

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    27. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but kids aren't exposed to hate speech every day in real life. They are exposed to the negative principles you consideer to be embodied in porn every day in real life.

      Switch on television some time. The soap storylines are 90% people cheating. Change channel to the news. No rapes? Walk around the neighbourhood. Not a single wife with a black eye? Visit family. Not one aunt that lets her boyfriends walk all over her all the time?

      Not only are kids exposed to this kind of stuff far more often, the people involved are usually people they look up to or are otherwise close to, which makes it far more damaging that anything they see two complete strangers doing.

    28. Re:People should learn by zoomzit · · Score: 1
      Who died and left you arbiter of sexual correctness?

      Hmmm... I don't believe anyone has to die to give this role to countless people. In fact, the opposite is true. As a parent, you will be your child's arbiter of sexual correctness.

      If both you and the parent have (or will have) children, you will each be their "arbiter of sexual correctness," you will promote sexaul freedom and sexual experience for the sake of pleasure, while the parent poster will promote a view of sexuality that weds love and sex together.

      As such, your argument is fallacious in that you assume that the parent is demanding more authority to assert their views that they are giving to you. This is inccrrect. The parent poster is promoting a view of sexuality that is consistant with their moral perspective as you are promoting you opposing view. No one is demanding that you change your view, they are just requesting the freedom to express their own.

    29. Re:People should learn by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And where did you get the idea that your concept of sex just for fun should be enforced on the rest of humanity (mainly, other peoples children)?

      I have no such idea. In fact, I said that you can do whatever you want to your children, implying that the next person can do what they want with theirs, and so on, ad infinitum. What I was saying is that your idea of "loving sex" is no metric for anyone but yourself and those you can control, e.g., your kids.

      Oh, give me a fricking break!

      Yes, well, if it hadn't been for that ridiculous "loving sex" thing you tossed steaming on the floor, I would have. :-)

      And before you accuse me of being a prude I think that most people would agree that most pornography is quite tasteless. If nothing else it will cloud their expectations of what sex should be or is like.

      Even if most people would agree, that still does not give them the right to say that others should conform to their preconceptions. What is tasteless to you may be tasteful to me, and vice-versa. Personally, I find sex intriguing and often beautiful. I have a huge amount of fun with it, and I appreciate that others enjoy it in their own ways, whatever those are. The only "hot buttons" internal to the issue I have are informed consent and safety. Other than that, I know better than to think it's any of my business to be critical, unless someone is attempting to step on my own toes.

      And I would maintain that most people would not be open to trying some of the things depicted in a lot of pornography.

      So? Does that somehow give an imprimatur to your vision of "loving sex"?

      I only suggested that it might not be a good thing to expose sexually immature people to hard core pornography.

      And I disagree, just as you surmise. Sexuality isn't "hard core" behavior, it is natural, inevitable, and frankly beautiful and interesting. Hiding it from kids (while letting them watch murder, assault, theft, teaching them entirely unsubstantiated tripe about mythological entities and events) is simple prudery, in my view. Kids ride snowboards. You can do that relatively safely. Some people ride snowboards off of cliffs onto avalanche-prone slopes (there's a movie coming out about this very thing, in fact, this spring.) Is it a terrible thing to let those snow-boarding kids see that movie? Will they all immediately decide that's the norm, and go out and leap off ledges? Even though they are the "snow-boarding immature"? The fact is that sexual immaturity is something you resolve with experience and education. Movies are one way to show them the length and breadth of sexuality without having them actually do, yet letting them think about it. When you're a sexual prude, this will frighten you. That's fine for you, and you can in turn inflict your prudery on your kids. My position is that you, and people like you, don't get to inflict it on mine.

      That's nice. Again, why is it even relevant to the point that I was trying to make?

      The text you are referring to there related to the idea of safety; you brought up coprophilia. Which is, in my evaluation, an unsafe behavior, and indeed, a talk with your kid, as you said, would be called for. I was lumping (heh) coprophilia in with unprotected sex because in the normal context (that is, outside of a movie depicting sex) this can be unsafe behavior as well. Perhaps I was mistaken in that you identified coprophilia as the problem; I confess I did jump to a conclusion, perhaps you are a fan of coprophilia. Was there something else in that scene that had you motivated to talk to your child? Multiple participants, perhaps?

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    30. Re:People should learn by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      The post I responded to sallied thusly:
      Do you seriously think that most porn comes even remotely close to a genuine display of loving sex between two consenting adults?

      This question is couched in such a manner as to assume a consensus of values that is not present. This is the primary reason I took the poster to task. Loving sex is one kind of sex, granted; it is not the only kind which is worthwhile across the board. Understand now?

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    31. Re:People should learn by Absentminded-Artist · · Score: 1

      Who are parents to decide what matters a kid can fantasize about, and who gave parents the right to do that? You're kidding, right? I wonder if you thought that statement through before writing it.

      "The problem is alot of parents, in fact just about anyone in a influential role (religious leaders, politicians etc) try to force their own morals on others."

      You mean like teaching kids that bullying is wrong or hitting in anger isn't an appropriate way to resolve one's conflicts? Or how about the simple stuff like don't steal, don't smoke, don't take drugs, don't cheat, don't lie, etc? We instill values into our children because it is our responsibility as parents to prepare children to fit into society. Sometimes poor values are passed on from generation to generation (watch almost any episode of Jerry Springer for this process in action), but for the most part parents of all political and religious or secular backgrounds do their jobs right and scratch their heads at the parents who don't.

      I addressed comments like yours before I even began my post. Can you seriously expect me to believe that if one of your children grows up, finds Jesus, and becomes a conservative idealogue you won't say a word because you'll be a parent of understanding without bias or judgement?

      At any rate, some people like porn. Others don't. You're argument is only making my point. While conservatives push overbearing censorship solutions and progressives, such as yourself, wax poetic about their ideals on parenting, porn, and morality without boundaries, porn addiction is a growing problem and something will need to be done about it in the future. I just hope the partisan bickering doesn't impede things further. (So glad I'm a registered independent...)

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    32. Re:People should learn by Absentminded-Artist · · Score: 1

      Succinctly stated. Excellent point.

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    33. Re:People should learn by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Unless this kid has been watching sado-masochist master-slave bondage hardcore, he hasnt seen anyone degraded - how is a woman degraded by having sex? how is the man less degraded than the woman? You're just going back to the rather medieval belief that women lie back and think about knitting and kittens while men ravish them - *women enjoy sex too*, and if getting paid for sex is exploitation, then the men are being just as exploited as the women - there are no passive performers in porn, the women are there by choice as well; If a girl watched porn (and trust me on this, a lot of them do), are they learning to 'treat men as sexual objects, there for their gratification'?

      I agree with everything but the conclusion.

      In a common cultural experience, the man in porn is perceived like a hero; the woman like a skank. It's completely external to the porn itself. I guess you could say similar things about an Anglo-Saxon heritage film - it would have a vastly different reception in Detroit or Watts than in Oslo or Moscow. You could run that film over and over in Watts, proclaiming, "How is this possibly condescending?" You'd never change its perception in the audience.

      So where are the women degraded? In the perception of very nearly every man who watches. I'd never deny a feminist her rant, but I do question the wisdom should she win this argument...

    34. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's plenty of porn around that doesn't show a woman as an equal partner in a sexual experience, but as someone there solely to pleasure men.

      So where's this "plenty of porn" that doesn't have the woman faking orgasm then?

    35. Re:People should learn by Shakrai · · Score: 0

      Yes, well, if it hadn't been for that ridiculous "loving sex" thing you tossed steaming on the floor, I would have. :-)

      My point was that most pornography bears little resemblance to actual real world sex. The "loving sex" comment was not the best way to explain that point but I still think the point itself is valid. I've had my fair share of non-relationship sexual encounters (for lack of a better term?) and I don't think many of them would have made a good porno movie ;)

      Personally, I find sex intriguing and often beautiful. I have a huge amount of fun with it, and I appreciate that others enjoy it in their own ways, whatever those are.

      Indeed. As do I. But I still don't see what it really had to do with my original point. *shrug* I can honestly state that I find sex intriguing and often beautiful. I can't say the same about pornography. Pornography is not sex.

      Sexuality isn't "hard core" behavior, it is natural, inevitable, and frankly beautiful and interesting. Hiding it from kids (while letting them watch murder, assault, theft, teaching them entirely unsubstantiated tripe about mythological entities and events) is simple prudery, in my view.

      Exactly. And that proves my point about why I choose not to allow my kids limitless access to porn. Sexuality isn't "hard core" -- but a lot of porn is. I really don't see this as an unreasonable view. And I also agree with you about violence being harmful. In fact, I would rather have my kid watch a tasteful sex scene in a movie then a violence scene.

      Was there something else in that scene that had you motivated to talk to your child? Multiple participants, perhaps?

      I just threw out that example as an obvious tasteless scene that most people would not want their child exposed to. It was purely hypothetical. I wouldn't be overly worried if I found a few pictures of women or a relatively normal sex video in my kids possession. I would be worried and feel a talk was in order if I discovered the aforementioned scene. Again, I think this is a perfectly reasonable view to take.

      Well, inasmuch as your point(s) were poorly made, and I tore them apart for you, perhaps you were simply trying to recover the appearance of knowing what you're talking about. What do you think? :-)

      I don't think they were that poorly made, but I'm rather partial in that judgment ;) In any case I don't think my views are extreme to either end.

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    36. Re:People should learn by Absentminded-Artist · · Score: 1

      Your reply was filled with so many misunderstandings of what I typed that I don't know where to begin. Let's just stick to your talking points.

      a) Porn is addictive. Show me a valid study to that effect. I have seen anecdotal evidence trotted out time and time again but that no more proves the addictiveness of porn than does the anecdotes about exploding toilets prove the life-threatening nature of chili.

      That is just silly. People reporting of porn addiction shouldn't be dismissed the same as Bigfoot sighters or alien abductees. Here are a few links for you:

      http://www.msnbc.com/news/443437.asp?cp1=1 2000
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_addiction Wiki controversy, but with links
      http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,65772, 00.html (With dissenting opinions) 2004
      http://cbs4boston.com/seenon/local_story_322191259 .html (From "liberal" Boston) Nov. 2005
      http://www.michnews.com/artman/publish/article_103 07.shtml Nov. 2005
      http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1568380550/104-28 35526-9122335?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance
      http://www.sarr.org/
      http://www.sexaa.org/

      I would also point out that your assertion about educational phamplets: "Educational pamphlets don't help heroin addicts and they won't help porn addicts either." is way off. Yes some hardcore addicts ignore all else but that doesn't mean that all do. The ex heroin addicts that I have known are, in large part, walking educational phamplets themselves, and ten minutes discussion with one of them did more to illuminate the problems with heroin than any drug-free education I got as a child.

      None of the drug addicts I have known have been reached by pamphlets. You only make my point by showing how much more effective talking to actual addicts is as opposed to drug-free pamphlets and D.A.R.E. t-shirts. Extend the same respect to "anecdotal" victims of porn addiction.

      b) Kids today are experimenting with kinkier stuff Again, show me proof not anecdotes. While I will grant you that people seem more comfortable talking about kinkier stuff on TV than they were 50 years ago that proves nothing about what is actually happening.

      More people are comfortable talking about kinkier stuff but not because they are doing it? The papers are filled with high schoolers having oral sex on school grounds all across the country. That didn't happen so often ten years ago. I certainly never read about it. http://news.google.com/news?client=safari&rls=en&i e=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&tab=wn&q=bus+oral+sex&sa=N&start= 10 We're also having a rash of female teachers across the country having sex with young boys, also something that didn't happen often 10 years ago. A study on teenagers and sex was just released this Fall: http://thesplinteredmind.blogspot.com/2005/10/teen -depression-sex-drugs-and-shockin.html

      c) The industry is getting more hardcore Again give me some average data. The last time I glanced at a Playboy (for the articles) was last week and the model in there was...Marylin Monroe. Playboy was celebrating the oldies not the awful hardcore days of

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    37. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pornography is not sex
      thats like saying red is not a colour. its obvious you're a dipshit and the guy you're arguing with needs to stop wasting his time

    38. Re:People should learn by baadger · · Score: 1

      Can you seriously expect me to believe that if one of your children grows up, finds Jesus, and becomes a conservative idealogue you won't say a word because you'll be a parent of understanding without bias or judgement?

      I couldn't give a toss, because I would know I hadn't pushed my children either toward or away from such a path. I may not agree with their views, but hopefully I would have still taught them well enough to be able to have insteresting conversation and debate with them.

      I still don't unserdtand how you think you or anyone else has the right to prevent or discourage people from becoming addicted to porn. Sure you can do whatever you want with YOUR kids if you have any. But why must something be done about it amongst adults?

      Are you addicted to porn? No? Is person X? Maybe. Who's judgement of how person X should live is 'moral' or right? How is person X's porn addiction damaging to the quality of YOUR life? Please explain, really.

    39. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All women want sex from all men at all times.

      The reverse is also true. Where's the porn where the men don't want sex all the time? Your other points are valid, but most of the "porn is degrading to women" arguments I've heard apply a double standard, mostly caused by an attitude that women don't enjoy sex it seems - "Oh, porn also depicts men as wanting sex, but that's acceptable because that's what men are really like..." ...strongly implying that the person making such an argument has "men want sex, but women don't" as a premise.

    40. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that even mainstream porn is an accurate depiction of sex?

      People watch mainstream porn?

    41. Re:People should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unprotected sex between two committed, tested, monogamous people is just fine by all rational metrics; prevention of unwanted children can be done (and should be done) by means other than condoms; condoms have a pretty poor record of preventing pregnancy. On the other hand, some condoms can be fun, now and then, if you know what you're doing. Just don't count on them to "protect" anyone. They slip off, they tear, they overflow, and they suffer damage when stored improperly (such as in a wallet, where many men often keep them.)

      This is such atrocious misinformation. Condoms, when used properly and not defective, are 100% effective at preventing transmission of STDs and pregnancy. I'd like to see your statistics that claim they have a "pretty poor record". It's this sort of misinformation that causes young adults to engage in much more risky types of behaviour. Unless you're improperly applying the condom, during normal sexual activity, it will not slip off, tear, or overflow. Condoms are not the problem; misinformation and incorrect guidance on how to properly store and use them is.

    42. Re:People should learn by glaswegian · · Score: 0
      There are more men that want sex all the time from any available source than their female counterparts - which doesn't mean that the latter don't exist. The fact that men are like this is obvious when you see how often gay men meet up for casual sex. I have a couple of gay friends who have invited strangers to their places for the sole purpose of having sex. I don't know any women who have done this but I'm sure most heterosexual males (single of course) would be thrilled with the idea.

      Returning to the main point, porn almost always shows a very male orientated, chauvinistic side of sex. I find that it is degrading to women for this reason and not that it depicts sex hungry women. There are many of those :)

    43. Re:People should learn by Irvu · · Score: 1

      Show me the hundreds of thousands of dead people then.

      It may be the case that it is addictive, it may not. The point is that you cannot just say that and get away with it nor could you say the same thing about smoking. The difference w.r.t. smoking is that a) 50 years ago there was discussion about the health of smoking and b) general acceptance of the health risks were founded on data, not just anecdotes.

    44. Re:People should learn by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      After you take your foot out of your mouth, google for "condom failure rates."

      Come back when you've got the percentages in hand.

      From stanford.edu (you'll forgive me if I trust a Stanford study better than I trust you):

      Effectiveness (failure rate): 3%-14%. In 100 users who use a condom correctly and consistently, the lowest estimated failure rate would be 3 pregnancies in one year. In 100 typical users however, the estimated failure rate is 14 pregnancies in one year. The large difference between these two failure rates can be attributed to incorrect and inconsistent use of the condom.

      * Approximately 1 in 165 condoms tear during vaginal intercourse

      Now. Let's consider. Using the lowest average failure rate, which is 3%, you can expect that in all your thrashing about, something is going to go wrong. It may break (1 in 165 as documented above) or it may overflow, or it may come off. Now the odds of pregnancy pivot on the partners mutal fertility and whether the condom had, or you used, a spermicide, and odds of STDs likewise pivot on the condom's ability to kill things with whatever it is dosed with, if indeed it is dosed with anything, or your level of caution in dosing the targets of your affections with something highly unfreindly to whatever it is.

      It's not so cut and dried after all, is it?

      Also, there are tons more studies out there. Google it. Condoms have risks, and they are not negligable. I would never depend on a condom for contraception. And funny thing — I have no unwanted children, and I've had a very, very busy sex life. :-)

      As for you, each year, the chances of an unexpected pregnancy are 3%. No way around it. That means (a) sudden life change and you adapt, (b) abortion and the associated emotional trauma, (c) an unwanted child you keep, (d) an unwanted child you adopt out.

      See why I won't depend on them? My kids were planned, and in my very honest and completely inflexible opinion, that's the way it should always be done unless you are a rich sucker with in-house resident child care. Have the $$$ for diapers and medical care and clothing to hand before you bring a kid into the world. Be ready to put them through school. Be mentally prepared to give up a whole carload of hours that used to be yours to do such mundane things as, say, sleep — and work.

      Your advice is bad advice, and I would encourage readers of this thread who doubt me to go do the research. There's only one answer to this issue, and I've laid it out honestly — the person I am replying to is misleading you and there are severe consequences that lie down the road that poster suggests you follow. I'd just as soon everyone was better informed.

      Mind, I'm not saying "don't use condoms", I'm saying do not depend on them to protect you. Use multiple birth control methods, use spermacides and regularly test yourself for STDs, and insist that a new partner be tesed before you go plumbing the depths of desire. Until we can kill viri a lot more effectively than we can now, your life may depend on these very tactics.

      Once you have a monogamous, tested, certain relationship, you can make some assumptions about STDs. You can't make any assumptions about pregnacy unless wone of you has been neutered. Period. So load the dice in your favor.

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    45. Re:People should learn by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      Show me the hundreds of thousands of dead people then.

      Your kidding, right. What, do you own stock in tobbacco or something?

      It may be the case that it is addictive, it may not. The point is that you cannot just say that and get away with it nor could you say the same thing about smoking.

      Here's an idea. Prove that is not. Why do you thing that you can just say that pornography is not addictive and get away with it.

      The difference w.r.t. smoking is that a) 50 years ago there was discussion about the health of smoking and b) general acceptance of the health risks were founded on data, not just anecdotes.

      Are you suggesting that all the people who died of smoking related cancer before medical evidence proved that it deed in fact cause cancer don't count?

      I don't need someone to prove to me that jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is dangerous. It's just something that my good common sense allows me to take for granted.

      And when I hear about case after case of people who say they are addicted to porn, and sociologists and therapists are saying that it is addictive, well I think there is something there, more than just an anecdote.

    46. Re:People should learn by Irvu · · Score: 1
      I own no stock in tobacco and you sir are missing my point. However you made it for me later on so lets take your own words:
      And when I hear about case after case of people who say they are addicted to porn, and sociologists and therapists are saying that it is addictive, well I think there is something there, more than just an anecdote.


      In the 1950's there were case after case of doctors, therapists, etc. saying that smoking was not dangerous many of the same perople were endorsing the use of heroin "the housewife's friend". In the 1970's and 80's there were many people talking about underground demon cults none of which were found. In the 80's there were therapists, the newly recovered, etc talking about the "recovered memories" of abuse suppressed by possibly thousands of children. Most of these stories turned out to be bunk.

      You don't need to watch someone jump out of an airplane to know that it isn't safe but then aghain many many people have done it over the years and died. I am not suggesting that the people who died of smoking related cancer before medical evidence proved it were nonissues. Do have the kindness to argue with what I do say not what I don't.

      Here's an idea. Prove that is not. Why do you thing that you can just say that pornography is not addictive and get away with it.


      No, I really don't need to prove that it is not addictive for two reasons:
      • a) I never asserted definitively that it wasn't, and
      • b) When proposing laws that curb everyone's behavior based upon the supposed addictive properties of some substance (and by extension the ancillary problems it may cause) the burden of proof is on those advocating the change not those opposing it.


      Pornography has been around in one form or fashion for millenia. Much of what we consider today to be pornography was normal in past days and ages. In arguing that we have to alter our legal codes substantially we have to counter that past evidence in a meaningful way.

      Anecdotal evidence doesn't work because you can always find some to support any side (see above). Similarly the argument that the internet "makes everything different" doesn't work because you have to show how things differ in a meaningful (non anecdotal) way.

      It is imperitive that we be precise about what is and is not true and what an issue is, and is not before we embark on any crusade to attack it. Ill-formed, anecdotal notions of what a problem is or is not lend themselves only to bad solutions and greater, ancillary problems. Consider the drug war for example. The simplistic notion of a war has led us to focus on simple solutions (tougher sentences for first-time offenders and more restrictive "praphenalia" laws) and away from more complex, cheaper, and better, solutions (better drug education, treatment programs, etc.).

      So to make my position abundantly clear; I do not believe that everyone can get addicted to porn nor do I belive that noone can. I believe that the extent to which it is and is not addictive/destructive and why is as yet unknown. No reliable unbiased studies (studies that sample randomly from the population not interview people who already consider themselves "addicts") have yet been done but I would support them being done. I do not support the measure proposed in the parent article because it is an ill-formed "solution" to an ill-stated problem and will, at best, do only harm. First and foremost I believe that preventing addictions, whether drugs, gambling, etc. rests in education. With respect to children this means serious parenting not stupid technical hacks.

      As always, real information and discussion is far far superior to half-assed, unplanned, actions.
    47. Re:People should learn by tricorn · · Score: 1

      When, exactly, was "before pornography"?

  7. .xxx domain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just going to be as much of a failure as the .xxx TLD.

    1. Re:.xxx domain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the .xxx TLD is the more logical method than this port switching shenanegin. It can be filtered just as easily, and doesn't provide quite the stats on the level of deviance of users. i.e.- ISP operator: hmmm, 60% of your inbound traffic comes over port 69? you naughty wanker...

    2. Re:.xxx domain? by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      d d

      the .xxx TLD is the more logical method than this port switching shenanegin. It can be filtered just as easily, and doesn't provide quite the stats on the level of deviance of users. i.e.- ISP operator: hmmm, 60% of your inbound traffic comes over port 69? you naughty wanker...

      Actually, it's probably offtopic, but .xxx would provide just as many stats to any interested ISP operator as a port would.

      Back when I worked for a regional ISP (approx 350 modems + 40 wireless customers) I used to use Etherpeek for network troubleshooting. One of the modules that Etherpeek had (still does?) was something that would translate (in real time) the URLs that people were going to and display them in a window.

      I'll grant you that this is a completely unscientific statistic but I would say that about 40-45% of the traffic during the day was going to obvious porn sites. I never had cause to fire up Etherpeek during the evening or late night hours and see. But 40-45% of the daytime traffic -- that's about 200-250 active dial-up users plus at least another 250-500 users on the wireless (most of our wireless clients were businesses with tens or hundreds of PCs).

      That's when I lost a lot of faith in my fellow human beings ;) We are primal pigs.

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  8. I would actually prefer a solution like this by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    If we can keep porn on the net by keeping it in a special place im happy with that.
    Failure to find a good out of site out of mind solution to porn will just lead to the day of cleaning up the internet.

  9. I love slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can always expect the unexpected! Yesterday it was 10 hours before they changed stories, now it's 10 minutes. The dupes, the trolls... In a little while we may even see a partridge in a pair tree!

  10. Try living in Dubai by axonis · · Score: 1

    Etisalat does a good job already of blocking all porn in the UAE, except in the Media/Internet City Free Zones.

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    1. Re:Try living in Dubai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On top of the normal filters, they're also using a special filter that checks if an image has too much skin, and such, blocks the images.

  11. Qualifications by NormalVisual · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm - this wingnut used to be the CEO for The Canopy Group and is a major SCO stockholder? Yeah, he'll be the first guy I run to for tech advice....

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    1. Re:Qualifications by bloodredsun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not just a major stockholder but Chairman of SCO. So he's the man that said "I agree we should sue...EVERYBODY!"

    2. Re:Qualifications by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure, after all, his company has such an impressive web site, if you like 100% Flash and no content except meaningless buzzwords.

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    3. Re:Qualifications by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Jebus Crispy. If I were going to design a parody Web site to make fun of overpriced consulting firms that do nothing but spout buzzwords and suck up their clients' cash ... that's the site I'd make.

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    4. Re:Qualifications by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      The error message (Acceleration) said it was running Red Hat. No SCO Unix for him!

      He doesn't even have the generic stock picture of the mixed group of happy employees. Most tiny shops have one of those, especially the single person operations.

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    5. Re:Qualifications by schon · · Score: 1

      If I were going to design a parody Web site to make fun of overpriced consulting firms that do nothing but spout buzzwords and suck up their clients' cash ... that's the site I'd make.

      And then he'd sue you for copyright infringement. :o)

      (This is one of the guys who thinks the SCO lawsuits were a good idea, don't forget :o)

  12. time and time again by Loconut1389 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Time and time again we see that the courts and politics in general are just flat out not equipped to handle technical issues- then throw in people who don't know much about technology to begin with and you really have a problem.

    I don't know if there is a solution but to wait long enough to get a techy judge in the supreme court (and lower courts hopefully), get techy guys in congress, etc.. Some how I don't think we'll live long enough.

    1. Re:time and time again by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Techies like the facts and to just get the truth said, even if people don't like it when it's out there.

      Politics is the art of manipulating "the truth" so make yourself look superior to everyone else. The two clash heavily and so it's very unlikely we will see any geeks with any real point in our life time.

      But hey maybe Joe Sixpack will wake up and see this all and at a long shot we'll stop the bullshit fest that is politics today.

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    2. Re:time and time again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it certainly seems like the image of the senator or judge will be old, gray haired and clueless as far as computers go (computer? what's that?)...

      Obviously as technology becomes more ubiquitous and the level of required common computer knowledge in order to function in society rises, this will change. But I think the people smart enough to be in those offices are the ones smart enough not to want to.

    3. Re:time and time again by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Time and time again we see that the courts and politics in general are just flat out not equipped to handle technical issues

      I haven't seen that. Seems to me the courts have done a pretty good job on most technical issues. The judges generally seem to understand the issues by the end of the case to rule in a way which is consistent with the law. The legislature is a different story but here I don't think its ignorance but rather pandering + corruption.

  13. One port to rule them all by interiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It really is obvious, but one of the reasons this wouldn't work is that it would force all porn transports (HTTP, Usenet, FTP, Bittorrent, ...) to listen on the same port number. Yeah, it could probably be done if there's a truly dire need to do so (eg. on corporate firewalls, everything proxies over :80 these days), but it's almost certainly always a bad idea to do.

    1. Re:One port to rule them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not supposed to deal with other protocols than HTTP, and that wouldn't even be necessary, seeing that most naive users consider "the internet" and "world wide web" to be the same thing. Parents or employers could just block anything but HTTP(S), and the offending content would be gone. Most businesses already block anything but 80 and 443 anyway.

      Of course, it's still stupid. And still an attempt at censorship.

    2. Re:One port to rule them all by hkultala · · Score: 1

      We could have many ports,
      like specifying all 69xx ports to be "porn ports.

      this way port 6980 could be phttp ( porn http ),
      6921 pftp ( port ftp ) ,
      6922 pscp ( porn scp )

      etc..

      though we need to find a "free port range" which contains many ports not used by any common protocols/programs.

    3. Re:One port to rule them all by hkultala · · Score: 1

      .. and 6925 as "viagra-add delivery port" ;)

    4. Re:One port to rule them all by interiot · · Score: 1
      And a way for your EMule servers to differentiate porn from MP3s, and only put porn on the 6999 port, and put MP3's on port 4662, and for clients to figure it all out.

      ...

    5. Re:One port to rule them all by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Better to come up with a protocol..

      ptcp 'porn tcp'

      Everything stays on the same port, but uses ptcp instead of tfp.

      (It's still a stupid idea, but so is the entire fxxxing article!).

    6. Re:One port to rule them all by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      one of the reasons this wouldn't work is that it would force all porn transports (HTTP, Usenet, FTP, Bittorrent, ...) to listen on the same port number.

      This could be dealt with easily enough by changing the proposal from a single port to a fixed range of ports, e.g. 6900-6999.

      That just leaves all the OTHER fundamental flaws of the idea to grapple with.

  14. Re:this port by mrnobo1024 · · Score: 1

    69 is TFTP, 666 is Doom, 6660 is unassigned but in a range commonly used for IRC.

  15. This is a non-starter. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Interesting


    This idea is doomed for the same reason that the .xxx top-level domain was...namely, because setting aside a resource for pr0n is tantamount to condoning it on some level, and if Bush and his cronies want to continue to enjoy the backing of the fundies, they can't be percieved as giving adult content on the internet any legitimacy at all.

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    1. Re:This is a non-starter. by 6*7 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it could work if the UN was in control?

      There are already enough countries mentioned that are actively trying to block porn for the good of their citizens. Certain countries that don't agree can just unilaterally ignore if they wish (nobdoy will do anythin to them unless they have oil offcourse).

    2. Re:This is a non-starter. by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      do {"We must stop the pr0n!" "The church does not want you to admit that there is pr0n to be stopped" "Then we allow the pr0n!" "The church does not want you to allow pr0n"} while(1);

    3. Re:This is a non-starter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being Utah, they're probably members of the LDPS church (Latter-Day Pr0n Stars)

    4. Re:This is a non-starter. by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      This idea is doomed for the same reason that the .xxx top-level domain was...namely, because setting aside a resource for pr0n is tantamount to condoning it on some level,

      But that's not fundamentally why the XXX domain failed, though it's a contributing factor.

      The fundamental problem is you would never successfully get all of the adult content on the web to move itsself off into a nice little sandbox and play nicely. There's just too many out there, and some of them have pretty lucrative businesses and won't play by your rules. I'm sure there's many a .com address which makes large volumes of money off pr0n.

      For the same reasons, that stupid initiative to make sure spam had an opt-out link (ie. the e-mail harvester link) on it so you could have them stop sending to you was doomed to fail. Not because it would have 'legitimzed' spam, but because it's a useless proposal. One because it puts the onus on the user to tell people to screw off, and two because the mechanism to tell them to screw off is so flawed as to be a joke.

      That's why I'm currently getting e-mails which on the bottom say something like "if I am not interested in a non-commercial, non-transactional relationship with them, and if I'm not a non-profit me blah blah blah blah". See here for a similar copy. Hell, I can't tell if I'm being offered the chance to opt out, or being told I can't opt out. But I sure as hell wouldn't trust the link either way. But by including that meaningless crap, they don't run afoul of the spam laws which requires them to have it.

      You will simply never pass a law that makes all spammers, all purveryors of porn, and all idiots who forward every internet urban legend actually be FORCED to comply.

      Unfortunately, some idiot lawmaker who thinks we could restrict all of the naughty-bits to port 666 is fooling himself. This is both technically infeasible, and just as likely to be ignored as everything else.
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  16. Re:this port by vidnet · · Score: 3, Funny
    6660 is unassigned but in a range commonly used for IRC.

    Porn in other words.

  17. I guess working with SCO caused his brain to rot by vidarh · · Score: 5, Informative

    The "business man" in question, Ralph Yarro, is the guy that used to run Canopy group (SCO's largest shareholder) until he was ousted after a battle with the Noorda family over control. Hardly the kind of guy you'd want involved in anything requiring a sliver of ethics...

  18. Mmm, free porn by RalphSleigh · · Score: 1

    So how much jail time would you get for proxying the porn port to 80? Its things like this that make the world scared of a US gov controlled internet.

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  19. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by vidarh · · Score: 1

    Except it's a slippery slope. If specific content is restricted to specific ports, then the next thing you see will be all kinds of pressure groups pushing for ISP's to filter that port.

  20. I wonder if.... by tpgp · · Score: 1, Funny

    This idea is from Ralph Yarro

    I wonder if it will be as successful as the SCO group under his leadership?

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  21. Ha, Utahans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, I'm from Utah, thankfully not born but still living here. The politicians here seem to be jackasses, and my reasoning is the morman religion which controls the government in this state. For more info on jackass Utah politicans, see: Orrin Hatch

  22. Here's an even better suggestion: by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Just block every port that could possibly be suspected to be used to transfer p0rn, i.e. 0-65535. You know, just like with terrorists ? Just being a suspect is proof enough.



    Then your computer and kids will be safe from p0rn from the Internet

    1. Re:Here's an even better suggestion: by iphayd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then of course strip search all of the (female) images that come in through the firewall.

    2. Re:Here's an even better suggestion: by maxzilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      But then the ethernet cord and router lobbyists would be up in arms! think of the servers people, think of the servers!

    3. Re:Here's an even better suggestion: by hakr89 · · Score: 1

      And then the kids tunnel their porn through an ICMP Tunnel and the whole plan falls apart.

  23. Front-page worthy? by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can we have a topic called "Yes its news, but its only flamebait on Utah republicans, so we're not going to post it, because it lacks any technical merit, and even the most ignorant of Slashdot readers could hack around these restrictions within seconds"?
    C'mon, do we REALLY need to see this on the front page? Is the next article going to be "Sometimes audio CDs have data on them too!" or "Government wishes it could read everyone's email" ?
    I'd like to see Slashdot rise up to the "technical news that matters to technical people" instead of "Its on Yahoo! News and its about the Intarweb so we post it"

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    1. Re:Front-page worthy? by confusion+here · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least it's not a dupe... yet.

    2. Re:Front-page worthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I so agree...

    3. Re:Front-page worthy? by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

      Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, so yes it is important, even to the extend of being boring, that this is shown to the world.

    4. Re:Front-page worthy? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Alright Mr. "Insightful" if the most ignorant of Slashdot users can get by these restrictions how would I do so with only one computer and no proxy server?

  24. utah and the internet by romit_icarus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Utah Woman Deletes the Internet! By Tom 7 (Dissociated Press) REDMOND: Millions of frustrated calls rushed into internet service providers this past thursday as "The Information Superhighway" was reported Missing In Action for several days. The Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF) traced the problem to a home in Utah where Doris Packuko resides. She was allegedly found "hysterical and crying", police say. "That much information flowing through the phone lines all at once generates a lot of heat," Doug Wernicke of the IETF told us, "We just followed the smell of burning fiber optics." "Apparently, she just deleted The Internet right off her desktop. Even after being warned, 'are you sure you want to delete The Internet?', she persisted." Experts claim that this is a major problem with The Information Superhighway, perhaps even worse than animal pornography. "The Internet is a great cooperative work, built by millions of people. It is so unfortunate that it can be ruined by just one person. Thank God we were able to save it," commented Packuko's neighbor. The IETF was able to recover most of The Internet by opening up Packuko's Recycle Bin and dragging The Internet back onto the desktop. The rest was restored from the master backup copy kept on Zip Disk in the pentagon. Puckuko claims ignorance was the cause of her act. "I just didn't know. I was trying to clean up my desktop and I deleted it. I ... I just didn't realize." Microsoft Corporation reports that they are currently working on a bug fix.

    1. Re:utah and the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got quite an interesting story there. What makes it so good is the plausibility of it all. Shame about that last sentence though...

    2. Re:utah and the internet by S714726 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's always wonderful when someone rips a web page in its entirety without citing any source. The first result from a Google search for the quote can be found here; this page credits a no-longer-existent page.

  25. The better answer... by jonwil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is to implement a special top-level-domain for porn, something like the .xxx domain that was proposed (and rejected IIRC).

    That would have almost no technical issues and be just as easy to block as this braindead proposal.

    1. Re:The better answer... by EzInKy · · Score: 1


      Is to implement a special top-level-domain for porn, something like the .xxx domain that was proposed (and rejected IIRC).


      So who decides just what is porn and how to you force every site that fits that definition into your little cubby hole? If you want a "safe" place to surf then create a "safe" place to surf. Call it "womenwithbagsovertheirheads" or whatever if you like. The .xxx domain is just as stupid as this one.

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  26. Might I suggest port 80/http? by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone okay with that?

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    1. Re:Might I suggest port 80/http? by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I was going to suggest that too. Sure there will be some collateral damage, but casulties are to be expected in a war. I have a feeling that porn is in its last throes now.

      - Dick C.

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  27. Wow! by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So to sum it up: A Utah businessman nobody cares about plans on asking politicians to implement an unworkable idea. This wouldn't make page 9 of a high-school newspaper, what's it doing on Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Wow! by vidarh · · Score: 1

      The fact that Ralph Yarro is involved and is claiming to have gotten positive feedback from relativel heavyweights like Orrin Hatch is more than enough reason to start worrying about it.

    2. Re:Wow! by maxzilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      unfortunately the politicians don't know its not a workable plan. Maybe if they spoke to someone who could explain how dumb it was before they get on a CNN press confrence we could stop this. maybe instead of making laws to restrict porn we could make laws to make sure politicians check the technical feasability of a plan before they run with it...

    3. Re:Wow! by winwar · · Score: 1

      "This wouldn't make page 9 of a high-school newspaper, what's it doing on Slashdot?"

      I think you answered your own question :)

    4. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is on /. because they ran out of new father CD-ROMs to promote.

      (Too harsh? Maybe this one should be posted AC.)

  28. Why it wouldn't work by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first problem: What's porn? The second problem: Who decides what's porn? The third problem: Who enforces it?

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    1. Re:Why it wouldn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer this order: 1) Who decides what's porn? 2) Who enforces that definition? 3) What is their definition?

      I like it best when I can decide for myself: much like when I decide about my education, health, where I will live, ect.

      Freedom: it is worth the risk

    2. Re:Why it wouldn't work by sp3tt · · Score: 1

      Fourth problem: What says that they are right, and have the right to force their morals onto everybody else?

    3. Re:Why it wouldn't work by hey! · · Score: 5, Informative
      Broadly, this is John Milton's argument against censorship in his famous essay Areopagitica.


      It cannot be denied but that he who is made judge to sit upon the birth or death of books, whether they may be wafted into this world or not, had need to be a man above the common measure, both studious, learned, and judicious;
      [...]
        If he be of such worth as behooves him, there cannot be a more tedious and unpleasing journey-work, a greater loss of time levied upon his head, than to be made the perpetual reader of unchosen books and pamphlets, ofttimes huge volumes.
      [...]
        no man of worth, none that is not a plain unthrift of his own hours, is ever likely to succeed them, except he mean to put himself to the salary of a press corrector; we may easily foresee what kind of licensers we are to expect hereafter, either ignorant, imperious, and remiss, or basely pecuniary.


      In short:
      1. Men worthy of the post of censor must be of uncommon virtue and character.
      2. Such men will necessarily find wading through vulgar materials distasteful and will seek to vacate the post.
      3. Therefore, ultimately the system must eventually employ the unvirtuous.


      Milton was talking about theological writings here, but in this case the point is that the job of censor is a natural magnet for perverts. To this he adds a psychological argument about the way people use information:


      To the pure, all things are pure; not only meats and drinks, but all kind of knowledge whether of good or evil; the knowledge cannot defile, nor consequently the books, if the will and conscience be not defiled.

      [..]
      ... best books to a naughty mind are not unappliable to occasions of evil. Bad meats will scarce breed good nourishment in the healthiest concoction; but herein the difference is of bad books, that they to a discreet and judicious reader serve in many respects to discover, to confute, to forewarn, and to illustrate.


      It may be that people have a set-point for titillation, the way some people think we have a set point for fat metabolism. To the Victorians, the sight of an ankle, or a woman in the very modest underclothese of the time, were no doubt as arousing as hard core porn is to modern Internet users. It may not be coincidental that prostitution was practiced on a scale never seen since.

      Finally Milton makes another telling point about the legislation of morality:


      If every action, which is good or evil in man at ripe years, were to be under pittance and prescription and compulsion, what were virtue but a name, what praise could be then due to well-doing, what gramercy to be sober, just, or continent? Many there be that complain of divine Providence for suffering Adam to transgress; foolish tongues! When God gave him reason, he gave him freedom to choose, for reason is but choosing; he had been else a mere artificial Adam, such an Adam as he is in the motions. We ourselves esteem not of that obedience, or love, or gift, which is of force: God therefore left him free, set before him a provoking object, ever almost in his eyes; herein consisted his merit, herein the right of his reward, the praise of his abstinence. Wherefore did he create passions within us, pleasures round about us, but that these rightly tempered are the very ingredients of virtue?


      Enshrining values in law only makes them superfluous.
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    4. Re:Why it wouldn't work by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1
      What's porn? Whatever somebody says is porn. (Yes, this includes breast cancer awareness sites.)

      Who decides? Those in power. (duh)

      Who enforces it? The national security organs. They'll need additional police powers, of course.

    5. Re:Why it wouldn't work by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      The third problem: Who enforces it?

      That's the really scary part:

      Laws need to be enacted to mandate that adult content be broadcast on designated ports, as well as to empower the private sector to enforce compliance

      This guy is a nutcase... as a Utah resident myself, I have to say that I'm often ashamed of what my fellow citizens try to do. Of course, I spent most of my life elsewhere, so my views are rather atypical here.

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    6. Re:Why it wouldn't work by Taladar · · Score: 1

      So tell me how do you enforce something on the international internet with your national security organs without building a great firewall like China?

    7. Re:Why it wouldn't work by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1
      So tell me how do you enforce something on the international internet with your national security organs without building a great firewall like China?

      Build a great military like China. Sure, it would mean unleashing wave after wave of death and destruction upon an unsuspecting world, but it's for the children!

    8. Re:Why it wouldn't work by Grand+High+Wonko · · Score: 1

      Who decides what's porn

      That's easy, there are people who are paid to do it and have been doing it for thousands of years. They're called judges.

  29. Funny article by chipster · · Score: 1
    Mentions relationships between...
    • Ralph Yarro
    • SCO
    • pr0n
  30. What about other content? by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are only 61538 ports. That's barely enough to categorise my personal fetishes, let alone everyone else's. Where on earth are we going to leave all the other content?

    1. Re:What about other content? by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

      Does IPv6 add more ports? If so, this might finally be the reason to migrate...

      -Stephen

    2. Re:What about other content? by connah0047 · · Score: 1

      Only 61538? Is that the unallocated count? Because last I checked, there were 65535 ports.

    3. Re:What about other content? by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 0

      Oops, that was my fetish count. The proposal is already messing me up.

    4. Re:What about other content? by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where on earth are we going to leave all the other content?

      What other content?

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  31. SCO Group, I knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the past 10 years, Yarro has been building and developing technology companies such as Altiris Inc. and SCO Group Inc. Ahhh so SCO is behind this, that explains how someone was dumb enough to come up with an idea like this.

  32. Gives whole new meanings to the phrases... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

    .."port knocking" and "port sniffing".

    1. Re:Gives whole new meanings to the phrases... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      ooooooooh! I just pinged myself!

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    2. Re:Gives whole new meanings to the phrases... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny
      ooooooooh! I just pinged myself!

      Try finger instead.

    3. Re:Gives whole new meanings to the phrases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I prefer to mount things

    4. Re:Gives whole new meanings to the phrases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about handshaking and round-robin DNS?

      For that matter, golden showers can be delivered on the P/IP protocol.

      *takes a bow*

    5. Re:Gives whole new meanings to the phrases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget, you have to fsck before you mount.

    6. Re:Gives whole new meanings to the phrases... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Keep your greppin' fingers to yourself!

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  33. Great US exports by melonman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    International adult sites not subject to US laws

    True, but just getting US-generated and US-hosted porn under control, as well as porn passing through US-owned ISPs, would account for quite a lot of sites, and an awful lot of the sites that tend to pop up in Google. America is regularly cited as one of the obstacles to dealing with Internet porn - if it took any steps, however technically incompetent, to address the issue, it would make an enormous difference.

    I realise that restricting access to porn may not be a subject dear to the heart of all /.ers, but I have the impression that most of the rest of this thread is going to boil down to "no-one can do a thing about porn, la la la la I can't hear you", when the reality is that a lot of people around the world would like to see the present situation changed, and, one way or another, sooner or later, that will result in legislation. And if a solution is finally imposed, it may well turn out to be as draconian as the French government's anti-nazi legislation, which has been successfully imposed on Yahoo.

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    1. Re:Great US exports by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      There already is a huge amount of legislation regarding porn, even in the US. USC 2257 requires record-keeping of proof of age for any actor visually depicted. Porn media cannot show explicit material on front covers and this extends to the "enter/leave" front pages of websites.

      It's always the same story anyway. The kind of people desiring a ban of porn or other "filth" on TV, the Internet or any other medium often do not even have these kind of media in their homes. Their children are completely protected from our influences under current legislation. They are themselves the perfect example of why extending legislation is not required. It's possible to live a porn-free live, so go do it if you so desire. But leave horny lil' me alone.

      Besides, Americans should not care about what the rest of the world thinks - and I'm saying that as European.

    2. Re:Great US exports by melonman · · Score: 1

      It's possible to live a porn-free live

      There are one or two people who would like to achieve this without unplugging their computers long term. One example: I ran an Internet awareness day in our village a couple of years ago, with clean linux terminals, and one of the kids experimenting with Google managed to fill her screen with hardcore porn in about 30 second flat (to her considerable and audible distress). Sure, plenty of kids go looking, but that isn't what happened in this case.

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    3. Re:Great US exports by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Well, the port idea is pretty lame. It would take a ton of work, and not really provide any benefit.

      Ideas like the .xxx tld are much more workable, and much easier to implement. In the end, its going to come down to the producers of porn complying with whatever measures are agreed upon by whatever countries. It would be much much MUCH easier to stick them in a specific block of IP adresses, or limit them to certain TLDs or some rational solution like that, than it would be to try and sort out content coming in a thousand different formats, through one port. That way seems seriously error prone.

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    4. Re:Great US exports by EzInKy · · Score: 1


      I realise that restricting access to porn may not be a subject dear to the heart of all /.ers, but I have the impression that most of the rest of this thread is going to boil down to "no-one can do a thing about porn, la la la la I can't hear you", when the reality is that a lot of people around the world would like to see the present situation changed, and, one way or another, sooner or later, that will result in legislation. And if a solution is finally imposed, it may well turn out to be as draconian as the French government's anti-nazi legislation, which has been successfully imposed on Yahoo.


      But there is an answer to porn and that is to create a domain that refuses to allow anything that you consider obscene.

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    5. Re:Great US exports by MvD_Moscow · · Score: 1
      Dude, if you don't like porn, don't look for it? Why do you care what other people do in their free time? This is what I hate about conservatives, putting their noses in other peoples business. Are you such a bad parent that you can't trust your kids? And in general, what's wrong with porn? As long as it is regulated, there should be no issues? Why do you want to limit other people's liberties? Seriously, you are comparing porn to Nazism? Do you even understand how stupid that sounds?

      Address what issue? There is no issue, porn is a fundamental liberty! Anyway, we can't trust the government or right wingers to set a precedent and allow you to block porn. If that happens, soon atheism will also be banned and atheists will have to wear badges. You see my point?

    6. Re:Great US exports by dswan69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What it boils down to is that you can't shield your child from the world. Parents can try, but expecting to succeed is silly and ultimately succeeding isn't necessarily good for the child.

      Let's not forget that there was a time when your childhood was over by the time you were ten. We've extended it, and invented the ludicrous notion that our children should remain 'innocent' until they're magically transported into adulthood at whatever arbitrary age reigns in your region.

      We'd all be better off if parents put their time and energy into raising robust, independent, free-thinking children rather than sheltered automatons.

    7. Re:Great US exports by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      International adult sites not subject to US laws

      There is no world outside the US. It is a myth.

    8. Re:Great US exports by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the internet. We control what you see.

      Does this strike anyone as awfuly resemblent on what China wants to/is trying to do?

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    9. Re:Great US exports by Ugly+American · · Score: 1

      Was strict SafeSearch on? I just tried it and it seems to make a big difference with Google image results, even on searches like "Jenna Jameson."

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    10. Re:Great US exports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before porn should be restricted it has to be proven seriously harmful to the majority. Restricting it for no good reason is entirely against the spirit of modern democracy, it is totalitarianism.

      N.B. The current "restrictions" on porn are trivially avoided, and tolerated only because they make it more enjoyable.

  34. Logic? by Shoten · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I particularly love the notion that they have that, by sequestering porn off to its own ports, they'll manage to avoid the risk of infringement of First Amendment rights that has come with things like the CDA. But I guess they really aren't thinking about WHO will decide what is and isn't porn, are they? :)

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    1. Re:Logic? by vonoech · · Score: 1

      As presented here on Slash this seems like a crazy idea but the technology exists today for a solution like this to be developed and easily deployed. Using an off the shelf content cache engine (from F5, Cisco, Nortel, etc,...) available from many companies you could apply filters (which already exist in WebSense or Symantec products) to redirect content from specific sites to an alternate port. You would need to configure your web browser to seek the content on that alternate port.

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  35. UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn sites by joely · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is currently a petition being driven by my local MP to try and ban 'violent pornographic websites' see BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4460828.stm[BBC News]. Whilst not directly related to this article it is an example of the general public thinking that something can actually be done about these things!

    Whilst I have a lot of sympathy for Liz Longhurst who has lost her daughter I do wish that my MP and other MPs would spend 30mins talking to some IT guys to discover that this is an impossible task. Currently they must be wasting lots of time at the taxpayer's expense.

    If anyone else in the UK feels the same as me then please use the http://www.writetothem.com/ Write-to-them website to get a message to your MP!

  36. http://fissog.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why would you do that?"

    Because legal minors can't own credit cards and can't buy subscripitions to the sites. No porn site wants to serve porn to kids but there's no way of detecting them.

    It sucks (pun not intended), I wish they'd have special IP addresses set aside for kids and a 'DO NOT SEND PORN' list of those IP addresses so they can be blocked easily.

    1. Re:http://fissog.com/ by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      No children have their own ISP account (again no credit cards or jobs), so how would ISP's know which customers have kids? Hand out "kid-IP's" by request? But then the parent's couldn't get their porn.

  37. The dirty bit by Azeron · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We don't need to restrict porn to a certain port, why not have a "dirty bit" in the tcp/ip wrapper instead? php_enable_porn()

  38. Just block port 80! by Sindri · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thats where most of the porn is currently cumming in.

  39. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    But who decides what is pornography? Is a site about breast cancer? What about a movie web site for an 18 rated film? How about an anti-abortion site? How about some of the latest RIAA-sponsored acts who seem to sell more on sex appeal than musical talent? How about any picture of a woman exposing any skin at all, and not wearing traditional muslim dress?

    If you want to make the web safe for impressionable people, then create a .kids domain that is heavily censored (expensive to register a subdomain, money goes to policing it) and only allow children who are likely to be traumatised by seeing sex / violence / social commentary / intelligent conversation / whatever to browse that, at their parents discression.

    Feel free to moderate this redundant, since exactly the same point was raised in all of the articles about the .xxx domain.

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  40. Why not als invent a few exclusive new protocols? by flowerp · · Score: 1, Funny


    P2P - Porn 2 Peers
    HTTP - Hypertexttransport for porn.
    FTP - Filetransfer for porn.

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  41. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of an old joke...

    Mickey came over to visit Goofy, and found him working in the garden. There were little plots of land labeled "Tomatoes," "Peppers," and, to Mickey's surprise, "Weeds." He asked, "Why on Earth would you want to plant weeds?" Goofy replied, "Well, better set aside a place for them, than let them grow everywhere!"

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  42. Basically he wants to legislate his... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    ...business model into existence and I suppose he owns the patent or is currently in the process of getting a patent on radically and fundamentally altering the structure of the Internet.

        What an ignorant "technology guy". Seriously.

        All he could do is create a friggin' nation wide ISP that has strong Porn filters and then he can sell that service to Religious Fundies across America. Then, they can "feel safe" with their "protected" Broadband or dial-up handicapped Internet.

        It is absolutely ludicrous that the entire infrastructure of the Internet and network technology be reworked to support his hairbrained scheme of obtainig "teh big pile" of money.

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  43. Porn...what porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just 3 bright comments:

    1. Wouldn't it be easier to establish a kid-friendly port (i.e. a sandbox port) - concerned parents and other censors can them simply block everthing else.

    2. What is porn? A picture of a woman in a bikini might constitute porn in a Muslim country like Saudi Arabia, in a liberal European country the definition might be different.

    3. Privacy issues - if porn is transmitted thro the porn port all users of that port might be labelled as porn fiends.

    M

  44. Dont stop with porn by maxzilla · · Score: 1

    when they finish restricting porn from port 80 maybe they can also restrict all of those potty-mouth websites who use naughty language, and after that they can supress all speach to easily blockable ports! we could just copy the chinese system and build a national firewall so we dont have to listen to the rest of the silly world.

    1. Re:Dont stop with porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny you should say that.
      The CP80 website does say porn is only a first step.
      Only half the proposal is technological (Hah, as if), the biggest part is legislative.
      Their way to deal with other countries not having the requisite laws is to completely block their IP-block.
      Their "research and impact" page has chinese translations available.

      Looks like the whole thing is just a censorship scheme with good decent mormons (ie themselves) as the censors. The only possible way they could get me to be even marginally interested is if they also proposed a "dirty lying bastards channel" and restrict themselves to that.

      I think H.L.Mencken said it like this; the problem with puritans isn't what they think, it's how they want others to behave.

  45. Just extend RFC 3514! by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 2, Funny
    RFC 3514 already introduces the evil bit. So it should be easy to extend this RFC and also introduce a "porn bit". Tagged packets should be easy to filter out with a proper configured packet filter and there shouldn't be any fuss about proxies and so on...

    SCNR this one, so don't mod me down for not knowing that RFC3514 is an april fools day joke.

  46. Re:I guess working with SCO caused his brain to ro by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Chicken and egg. Are you sure that it wasn't his brain that caused SCO to rot?

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  47. The xxx tld by MobyDisk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The xxx tld was a better idea. Is the urban legend that it was struck down by the US conservative Christian right correct, or Slashdot propoganda? Even if this were possible, it would probably don the same fate.

    1. Re:The xxx tld by vonoech · · Score: 1

      Not actually. Think about it for another couple of seconds. Using the "xxx" TLD you have to inspect all the port 80 traffic to find the traffic from "xxx". Using what this fellow has proposed all porn would be on it's own port number and you shouldn't have to inspect other port 80 traffic.

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    2. Re:The xxx tld by gothfox · · Score: 1

      Would creation of .xxx TLD magically move all available smut into it? If you really believe this, I have a slightly used bridge for sale somewhere around here.

      .xxx was a stupid "feel good" idea, e.g. it would be very easy to block it everywhere and feel good about it. You won't block any reasonable percentage of available porn, but who cares, right?

    3. Re:The xxx tld by Snowhare · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not an urban legend: Concerned Women for America - Tell Department of Commerce to Nix .XXX Domain. It's the old "You can't give it legal recognition because that would imply approval of it." You see the same behavior from the Christian Right regarding condom distribution, sex education, needle exchange programs, anti-homophobia campaigns and any other thing they view as 'enabling sin'.

    4. Re:The xxx tld by EzInKy · · Score: 1


      The xxx tld was a better idea.


      You mentioned .xxx in a public top level domain! How many years should that buy you?

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    5. Re:The xxx tld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't give it legal recognition because that would imply approval of it.

      That is just their excuse, their inability to resist temptation is the real reason they dont like it. The louder someone screams against something the more likely they are to be doing that very thing.

    6. Re:The xxx tld by shrubya · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The fight wasn't quite so cut and dried. There were actually four separate, comparably loud, factions:
      1. ANTI: conservatives as stated who felt that .xxx would legitimize porn
      2. FOR: other conservatives who felt that .xxx would help them ghettoize & block porn
      3. FOR: porn advocates who felt that .xxx would legitimize porn
      4. ANTI: porn advocates who felt that group 2 would succeed at ghettoizing & blocking porn
    7. Re:The xxx tld by orim · · Score: 1

      CWFA: "You can't give it legal recognition because that would imply approval of it"

      That's just the excuse. They're probably just old, ugly and bitter that noone's looking at them with anything resembling sexual interest.

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    8. Re:The xxx tld by thisissilly · · Score: 1

      .kids.us is a better idea than .xxx. The US government could regulate content within the domain to its heart's content, and parents who want the government to raise their children could set their kid's firewall to only allow access to that domain.

    9. Re:The xxx tld by OhBrian · · Score: 1

      If you push all this content on to a TLD someone would have to run a filter on port 80 to find the .xxx traffic. This leads to all port 80 traffic being inspected. If you really care about protecting privacy you don't want all port 80 traffic inspected. This proposal seems to allow those who develop the content to determine if it accessible via this new port. This proposal cuts those who would filter traffic over port 80 out of the solution.

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  48. Utah by Jaysyn · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can Utah please do us all a favor & secede from the Union. Thank you.

    Jaysyn

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    1. Re:Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then we'd have to finish brining... I mean bring Iraq into the union so that we don't have to change the number of stars on the flag.

  49. Re:this port by admdrew · · Score: 1

    Porn in other words.

    Hey, hey, hey. IRC can be used for pirating too.

    I'm actually kidding. IRC is used ONLY to promote mature and academic discussions regarding many lofty educational and child-safe topics.

  50. Eeh? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    And condoning it is really just one step away from being all for it, so the headline really should read "Utah Businessman All For Porn"?

    Yeah baby! How's THAT for spin?

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  51. Limited Range by johnnyblade111 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sounds like a great idea.. porn should be limited to ports 1 to 50000. Hey, good work congress.. now we already have full compliance...

  52. Change is in the wind by selil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a boon if done. Think about it! Law enforcement would only have to monitor one port for specific traffic. If you were caught off port then you are already breaking the laws. Not only would companies be able to filter, but ISP's would be able to charge extra for Porn Ports. YOu want this access to this content and wham! it's an extra $19.95. Don't believe it? What about comcastic locking down port 25? NNTP dying on the vine just add Porn Ports? Are we going to need specific Porn Browsers? AOL will be able to charge extra for adult access. This has all the novelty of another idealogues attempt to protect the wayward from themselves.

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    1. Re:Change is in the wind by Tezkah · · Score: 1

      Comcast only locks down port25 when people are running mail servers on their computers. Why? Because most people running mail servers are windows zombies.

      I can understand it if automatically blocked your home mail server for sending out regular mail, but you have to understand that 90% of the users are dumb.

    2. Re:Change is in the wind by syousef · · Score: 1

      Two problems with this.

      1) The suppliers won't stick to it because they'll try to get an advantage over their competition by breaking the law (eg. sending SPAM via regular email). People will continue to tell each other about it and transmit it on whatever port they want.
      2) The users won't stick to it when they discover they can get it cheaper by circumventing the controls.

      It'll only be about as wide spread as DVD or music piracy - it just turns the vast majority into criminals who then have less respect for other laws.

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  53. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by Ngwenya · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is currently a petition being driven by my local MP to try and ban 'violent pornographic websites'

    To be fair, this one is only about attempting to extend the laws which cover possession of child pornography to violent porn (rape, mutilation, etc). She's not trying to ban porn websites, just the (currently legal) possession of their materials within the United Kingdom. Yes, I think it's unworkable, but it's not an entirely incoherent approach. Yarro's proposal is just plain crazy. He could even make it less crazy by saying "Right, all web sites in the United States should have to be registered with the (Local/State/Federal government) Department of Naughty Pictures which will then determine whether the site can offer service on port 80, or should be on port 6969." And failure to register a website constitutes an offence.

    Yes, it's still stupid; yes, it can be trivially circumvented; and yes, it doesn't address non-HTTP protocols. But at least it's a coherent argument. The tiny, tiny flaw is that it would be struck down by the courts before you could mention the words "prior restraint". I'm fairly sure that the US Congress is prohibited from restricting freedom of spech - something about the first amendment to their contraception, or convolution - some word like that, anyway.

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  54. Parents would decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parents would decide to either have a child friendly IP addresss or not. Client side software doesn't work because it can be bypassed, complicated IDs don't help because you lose privacy. They could always buy 2 IP addresses if it's so important to them.

    1. Re:Parents would decide by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Parents would decide to either have a child friendly IP addresss or not.

      My children have already informed me that they've made lots of new friends on the internet. I'm glad that I unblocked 6667. One of them even offered to buy her a very special wardrobe, if she'd install a webcam.

  55. smashing idea! by kyofunikushimi · · Score: 1

    And why not legally restrict advertising and viruses to particular ports too? Gosh, this is going to solve all the internet's problems!

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  56. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    True, there is the question of where to draw the line, but some things are clearly porn. If you're not sure what I mean then visit this site, one of my favorites. That is clearly porn.

    I think that your suggestion and the "porn port" ideas are not mutually exclusive. Together they could make a better solution than one by itself.

    Also, I don't think that pornographers and their customers (I'm looking at you, Ohreally!) should mind having porn segregated into a "pron ghetto". It is a preventative defense against those who would seek to eliminate them entirely from the internet ("We're good netizens, we're doing our part").

    But most of all, it would make it easier for me to find porn if it was all in one place. We just need to make such a move to a porn ghetto economically attractive to the pornographers as well as ethically attractive.

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  57. Use TLDs by connah0047 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I understand many /.'ers don't believe there is anything wrong with pornography, and don't flame me for having my own opinion, I do. That said, I also believe that there are enough people out there who also believe it's not right or at least want to protect there kids from it. So we should accomodate them.

    Yes, routing porn images and text through specific ports is a joke. That would take such a major reworking of our present systems that it's not even funny. But what about TLD's? I have long thought that if all porn sites (and yes, "porn" can be defined) were hosted from sites with a TLD of .XXX, it would make blocking incredibly easy...and probably put all "Net Nanny" type companies out of business....for better or worse. The problem is who is going to force porn sites to be restricted to .XXX?

    Oh, and if the people who WANT porn have a problem with this, why complain? It makes it easier for you to find it. Just google site:.xxx

    1. Re:Use TLDs by vonoech · · Score: 1

      If you use the "xxx" TLD you need to inspect all the port 80 traffic that comes across the connection. If you move porn to it's own port you don't wind up inspeting other traffic.

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    2. Re:Use TLDs by connah0047 · · Score: 1

      How hard is that? Stateful TCP Inspecting firewalls come to mind...

    3. Re:Use TLDs by igb · · Score: 0
      Porn can't be defined. What's porn in Iran isn't porn in Sweden, and more to the point what's porn in De Smet Indiana probably isn't going to excite people in a San Francisco bathhouse. Community Standards, yes? And secondly, if people want to protect their children from porn, they have plenty of choices. The market provides ISPs that do the filtering (yes, Daddy can't then have fun at night: tough). You can put a machine running squidguard in circuit as a transparent proxy. You can make sure you don't use a computer as an electronic baby sitter, and locate it in the room where other people are around. Or, if you feel that strongly, you can simply not have a computer or not permit your children to use the web.

      Why is that so many Americans can't take responsibility for their own lives? They're quick to mouth off about socialist Europe, but then want solutions imposed by the government to problems that you're perfectly capable of solving yourselves. If you want to protect your children from X, protect your children from X.

      And before someone comes along with `` you'd understand if you were a parent'', I am a parent. Of two children.

      ian

    4. Re:Use TLDs by connah0047 · · Score: 1

      Touche. I agree. I'm a geek, so my first thought was technological, not philosophical...but you're right.

  58. skewed values... by Tominva1045 · · Score: 1



    So let me get this straight, if we want to see somebody get decapitated on a movie-trailer web site that's okay. But if two people make love, well, we gotta put a stop to that.

    The Utah man states that such a law would give people a choice..

    aparently a choice other than RAISING YOUR OWN KIDS.

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  59. solution! by headkase · · Score: 1

    For something just as infeasible, why don't we just make it illegal for anyone under the age of majority to use the Internet? He may speak for a majority and if the US wasn't a republic (with that aweful notion of rights whether or not you're a minority) then good for him. But as the world has more tastes than his little mind can hold I'll have to simplify it a bit: Censors, fuck off.

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    1. Re:solution! by bgibby9 · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      We could distribute keyboards and mice that took biometric data from the user and checks against it's locally stored records to determine the user and therefore their age.

      IMHO, if they don't like it, don't go online!

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  60. I'll make a compromise by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    I'll agree to this stupid idea if the following is done:
    - all religious content goes on port 666.
    - all political content goes on port -666.

    I don't see a reason why we don't push this stuff off of port 80 while were at it. That article made good reason to get this stuff of port 80. How many religions have broken up over religion or political differences? Quite a few. And lets face it... in the US, religion and politics are one.

    1. Re:I'll make a compromise by vonoech · · Score: 1

      Just think what a better post this could have been if you'd just chosen a port other than "666". Doh!

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    2. Re:I'll make a compromise by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

      What's that sound?

      Something just flew over your head.

    3. Re:I'll make a compromise by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Probably he's just blocking the joke port.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  61. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To hell with the IT issues - tell your MP that you don't want any more thought crimes being imposed on UK citizens by over-emotional campaigns based on total illogic ("My daughter would still be here if it weren't for the internet").

    Banning child porn is one thing, but banning pictures of activities between informed consenting adults is entirely another.

  62. Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TCP 80085 seems appropriate

  63. Here's the non-starter: by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    Internet Channel Initiative site.
    CP80 is not a content filter solution, nor is it another .xxx-domain-name solution.

    CP80 is a non-profit Internet channel initiative.

    It uses Internet channels--similar to cable TV channels--to categorize content on the Web. There would be one channel for general-public content and other channels for other content, such as an adult Internet channel for pornography.

    Their use of the word channel and the block diagrams show that they haven't got a clue.
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    1. Re:Here's the non-starter: by trezor · · Score: 1

      They have no clue, indeed. Look at the diagram. They forgot the power-button, in case whatever the internet is broadcasting at the moment bores you and you want to turn the internet off.

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    2. Re:Here's the non-starter: by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1
      From the site
      Sick Porn Traps Snaring Children


      am i the only one that gets a mental image of a giant mousetrap with porn in place of cheese?
    3. Re:Here's the non-starter: by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      I was thinking porn traps with a case of the sniffles.

    4. Re:Here's the non-starter: by imroy · · Score: 1

      Actually, it sounds very similar to what this Utah idiot is proposing. These "Internet channels" are just ports. They claim:

      The endless battle of changing IP addresses, shifting domain names and redirected links would end.

      Right. Try getting all the porn web sites around the world to switch from port 80. How dumb. And they suggest legislation as well. Yet another US group thinking their laws apply everywhere.

    5. Re:Here's the non-starter: by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      It is the Utah idiot's proposal. His "company", ThinkAtomic, is the only sponsor listed on that site. From the way they talk about ports as TV channels, they probably think the Internet is done by having a DVD-Jockey play discs down at your local ISP. They just have to tell the guy not to stick any adult DVDs into the family DVD player .. or something.

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    6. Re:Here's the non-starter: by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Some people are so inconsiderate about leaving it on afterwards too! Perhaps they should just get a subscription to the Internet in monthly DVDs? The monthly fee would be low, and within a year they could have the whole set.

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  64. Tell me again why the US should run the net? by Snowhare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Something about other governments wanting to impose censorship on the net?

    Oh, you meant evil censorship of things the US government approves of rather than good censorship of things it disapproves of....

    1. Re:Tell me again why the US should run the net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, this is a Utah businessman. Not a politician.

      Sorry to interrupt. You can go back to sucking Europe's collective dick now.

    2. Re:Tell me again why the US should run the net? by Snowhare · · Score: 1

      Thank you for omitting the detail that he is pushing Federal legislation with the backing of most of the Utah Congressional delegation. Which you would have known if you actually read the linked article.

      That minor detail.

      Sorry to interrupt. You can go back contemplating your lower colon now.

    3. Re:Tell me again why the US should run the net? by jsgates · · Score: 1

      Yes, and thank you for ignoring the detail that it's just a proposed legislation, not a done deal. Chances of it going though, slim to none.

    4. Re:Tell me again why the US should run the net? by chazzf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Speaking as a resident of one of the other 49 states of the Union (Michigan), Utah is a tolerated nuisance, not a standard-bearer.

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  65. Hard Core by daveewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    From TFA: "we are all hard-core technology businessmen".

    How appropriate.

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  66. This is almost as stupid as... by bgibby9 · · Score: 1

    the "I want to control the Internet" issue.

    Regardless of ports they want to "broadcast" porn on, there will always be porn on port 80.

    To make something like this work you'd have to shut down all traffic on the net, then enable a single port to act as a Subscriber Channel which lists all the content on the web and then let the use subscribe to the content they want to view.

    Yeah right!

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    1. Re:This is almost as stupid as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No almost about it, it's exactly as stupid as that. If you spend some time on that CP80 website you'll find that's precisely their proposal for everything they don't like. Apart from a subscriber channel that is. The whole thing is really wholesale firewalling at the isp level. Everything is going to be blocked except for stuff they've vetted as ok. If you want the rest then you're going to have to ask your isp. And you probably will have to prove you're eligible.

      It's easy to see they want a solution not for themselves but for everybody else. After all it would be the easiest thing to set up their own isp and block everything they haven't whitelisted.

  67. It seems to me that ... by hummassa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    you even did not see the dept. this article comes from ("the i-can't-define-pr0n-but-i-know-it-when-i-see-it dept.") There IS NO Porn. A breast cancer site shows women (some of them beautiful) touching and massaging their own boobs. Is a Victoria's Secret catalog porn? To prohibit something, you should be able to define it first.
    One absurd example: my son, one year and a half ago (he was four) took all his clothes by the pool; my wife snapped a picture of him as he had done so. Some jurisdictions consider possessing a picture of a nude 4yo as child porn, with some stiff criminal penalties. Does this seem reasonable to you?

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    1. Re:It seems to me that ... by melonman · · Score: 1

      You seem to be arguing with someone else... I didn't say porn should be banned, and that isn't what the OP is about either. The OP is about making sources of porn easier to detect by technical means. If you were looking for porn, I guess that could be a good thing...

      To put it another way, how is this banning porn any more than anti-spam measures such as SPEWS ban spammers? In both cases, it's about enabling people to make choices - the categorisation itself is neutral (and, if you don't think the categories are reliable or useful, you can ignore them).

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    2. Re:It seems to me that ... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's all very sensible and logical, unlike this type of legislation. The fact that one can't define porn objectively will simply lead to an over-broad definition. Yes, that means that laws like this would affect breast cancer awareness sites. Yes, that means your wife's innocent picture of your son would interest your local child welfare agency. (I suggest not showing it to them; people have had their kids taken away for less than that.)

      The answer to the "can't define porn well" problem is not that there is no porn, it's that too much is considered "porn" by somebody, and attempts to ban it will necessarily overreach. That's what your parent poster is getting at.

      In many ways, porn can be compared to recreational drugs. Some people say that it's bad, and some people say that it isn't. Some people say that it needs to be banned for the good of society, but really, whatever activities it supposedly promotes that should be made illegal already are (like robbing stores to get your porn fix.) In many ways, the police state that would be necessary to successfully ban porn (or recreational drugs) would be worse than simply tolerating that activity and dealing with whatever negative consequences occur.

    3. Re:It seems to me that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some jurisdictions consider possessing a picture of a nude 4yo as child porn, with some stiff criminal penalties.

      Frankly, I'm doubtful, so I'm going to call you on it: what jurisdictions would consider that photo (as you had described it) illegal pornography?

    4. Re:It seems to me that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True story:

      A friend of my wife's is psycho about that sort of stuff. She gets offended by the site of a bare baby's bottom in, say, a diaper ad in a magazine aimed at mothers/families. She considers it exploitation/pr0n. Same with harmless nekkid pics, like you described.

      weird

    5. Re:It seems to me that ... by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Bizarre thing is that often people like her have some sort of religious affiliation. What they can't seem to explain is why they despise god's creation so much.

      People who think nudity will harm children also can't offer even a remotely coherent argument to support the notion.

    6. Re:It seems to me that ... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I'm doubtful, so I'm going to call you on it: what jurisdictions would consider that photo (as you had described it) illegal pornography?

      Walmart?

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    7. Re:It seems to me that ... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      She gets offended by the site of a bare baby's bottom in, say, a diaper ad in a magazine aimed at mothers/families. She considers it exploitation/pr0n.

      If she thinks it's pornographic ... it must enduce a certain feeling in her.

      Run away.

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  68. blocking porn by NynexNinja · · Score: 1

    If this discussion is really about *attempting* to block porn at the router, doing so at the network level is a bad idea, impossible to implement with any level of accuracy. A better idea would be to require HTML header tags, JPG header tags, PNG tags, mp3 tags, avi/mpg video header tags, etc that *identify* porn. An 8-bit unsigned integer from 0-255 would identify the type of porn that the image file contains. 0x00 would mean no porn, 0x01 would mean bikini shots, 0x9a would designate incest beastiality gang rape pr0n. RFC anyone?

  69. Censor children, not adults by CosmicDan · · Score: 1

    For the Nth time... Make a port for child-safe content (since it is a subset of adult content). Content providers who wish to supply children with content use it. Anyone who provides non-child content over it goes to jail. Censor the children, not the adults. The only reason to try the opposite approach is to shove your religious and moral values down other peoples throats.

    1. Re:Censor children, not adults by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Definitions again become problematic. What defines 'child friendly' content? On the local cable, for example, religious shows are rated 'G'!!! If there's ANYTHING that should require adult supervsion, it is certainly religion. No, this would not work your way either.

  70. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by jabuzz · · Score: 0

    Fuuny I thought the definition of rape was that one of the parties was not consenting.

  71. Stupid plan. However... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    It shows that a seed of technical sophistication is starting to take root in simple minds.

    This is a double edged sword, but I suspect this is probably for the best.

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  72. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Not to be all practical and stuff, but the reason we can't push all porn to a single port is that all porn is not protocol homogenous. You can get porn through http, ftp, half a dozen streaming formats, all the filesharing protocols. You could tunnel it through ssl, or ssh. All those protocols have their own ports, and their own listeners. So whatever is listening on 69 would have to be able to understand all those things.

    Technically speaking, it'd be much easier just to try and get all the pron people to put some kind of broadcast flag on their own stuff, and then just filter by that. Not that that would work either, but at least it COULD work.

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  73. One simple question by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just who is this guy going to get to do this? I'm not volunteering... Leave the p0rn alone. Most of it is harmless. Expend the energy going after child pornographers; that's a fight I'll sign up for.

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    1. Re:One simple question by Detritus · · Score: 1

      We can't even agree on what "child pornography" is. Is it a picture of a naked child, a written or graphic novel that includes minors having sex, a sexually explicit movie that has "young looking" actors, photographs of child models in "inappropriate" clothing or "suggestive" poses, anything that shows the genitalia of a minor?

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    2. Re:One simple question by Billosaur · · Score: 1
      We can't even agree on what "child pornography" is. Is it a picture of a naked child, a written or graphic novel that includes minors having sex, a sexually explicit movie that has "young looking" actors, photographs of child models in "inappropriate" clothing or "suggestive" poses, anything that shows the genitalia of a minor?

      I'm a parent, and I think I damned well know what child pornography is. There's a big difference between my taking photos of my baby girl that are for my family photo album and some sleaze suckering in kids and posing them in suggestive sexual positions, many times with adults (usually fat slobs of men). What person in their right mind is going to post a naked picture of their son/daughter for other people to look at?

      There may be quite a few "gray" areas in normal pornography, but anyone who produces pictures of children in suggestive sexual poses and worse, makes money off the deal, is looking to lose their genetalia if I get my hands on them.

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    3. Re:One simple question by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >There's a big difference

      One that you can put into the precise language needed for a legal definition?

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  74. I beg to differ. by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Porn can be definable to you, but to other people -- oh, the problem is always other people -- it's not.
    Some think nude ladies/guys is porn.
    Some think softcore hollywood-type simulated-sex scenes is porn.
    Some think only hardcore genitals-showing sex is porn.
    Some think a nude child is porn.
    Some think a semi-nude child (a 4yo girl in her diapers only) is porn.
    Some think ...
    You got the gist?
    Who gets to define, and enforce, what is porn and what isn't? You?
    I'm sorry. I prefer the rule "each parent defines and controls in the manner he thinks viable what is or is not appropriate for his/her child to see/listen/watch -- within a minimum 'child abuse protection' body of laws."

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  75. Utah and Internet filtering by hotspotbloc · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Years ago I worked for the State group that provided Internet service and support to Utah's k-12 schools. Each district controlled what was filtered and we reviewed/added/deleted any requests. While most requests were to block real porn sites other requests for blocking included sites including and like: now.org, mtv.com and the SI swimsuit issue.

    The controlling interest in Utah will not be happy and will not stop until the State is blocked off with something like the Great Firewall of China. Look at who owns the newspaper in question. The Internet and it's ability to encourage people to be challenged by new ideas is not compatible with their interests. While the call is to stop "porn" now, we all know it's the first step down a slippery path.

    Personally I think Zappa gives the best advice here:

    From "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing":

    Those Jesus Freaks
    Well, they're friendly but
    The shit they believe
    Has got their minds all shut
    An' they don't even care
    When the church takes a cut
    Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'

    [...]

    Do what you wanna
    Do what you will
    Just don't mess up
    Your neighbor's thrill
    'N when you pay the bill
    Kindly leave a little tip
    And help the next poor sucker
    On his one way trip. . .
    SOME TAKE THE BIBLE. . .
    (Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)

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  76. there seems to be a hole in your firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (start cheesy bass-heavy music)

  77. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    To be fair, this one is only about attempting to extend the laws which cover possession of child pornography to violent porn (rape, mutilation, etc).

    The problem is that this proposal doesn't just cover images of actual criminal acts (which would be reasonable), but includes both cases between consenting adults [this is explicitly mentioned in the conslutation document - so it's not a paranoid interpretation of the law], and cases which merely depict a violent scene, even if there is no such actual violence.

    She's not trying to ban porn websites, just the (currently legal) possession of their materials within the United Kingdom.

    I think that makes it far worse. It's bad enough trying to control material on the Internet just because some people don't like it, but this law will make you a criminal for merely possessing such material.

    Ie, if you take some naughty images of you and your consenting partner that would fall under these new laws, then you'll be a criminal even if you have no intent of distributing these publically.

  78. This is just silly by Graham1982 · · Score: 1

    By blocking all possible ports short of port 80 (for normal web site viewing) you are disrupting traffic from your network that might be not only legitimate, but also vital to the employees using said network. What about messaging clients that are used to contact people outside of the network? What about private company communications software software that connects to other company networks? Yes, you can bind things to work through port 80, but the average person does not know how to do such things. I am not saying people should be able to view their pornographic materials in the workplace, but by simply enforcing this rule through company policy makes things a lot easier. You see that one employee is viewing porn, you reprimand him for it. Now, as far as private citizens go, blocking such traffic to their home connections is unconstitutional. The State or Federal government should not be allowed to control the access to legal pornography (illegal pornography is a whole different conversation altogether).

  79. Please understand this concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I don't advocate censoring porn or trying to stop the porn industry, I also don't want porn to be shoved down my thorat. I don't enjoy it, I have every right to try and NOT see it. I'm not limiting you, I'm limiting myself. I have the right to develop ways to make it easier for people like me to block porn for THEMSELVES, not you.

    I'm sick of US politics turning every single freaking issue into an either black or white liberal vs conservative issue. DAMNIT

  80. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

    well in america we have R and NC-17 rated films, which are "you must be 17 or come with your parent/guardian" and "no children under 17" respectively, so an 18 rated film in the uk will SURELY be pr0n/illega/unpatriotic since you must be older than 17 to see it.

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  81. Obvious analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first problem: What's terrorism? The second problem: Who decides what's terrorism? The third problem: Who gets to act against it?

    The answer is: The State Department decides what it is and what it is not depending on their whims. They also get to act against it. Hmmm...does this seem unreasonable to anyone else?

  82. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by tjic · · Score: 1

      But who decides what is pornography?


    This is actually the least interesting part of the discussion, because the answer is well-settled. Legislatively dealing with porn (and defining it) is nothing new; laws are already in place limiting what newstands can sell, at what age consumers can purchase it, what penalties exist for selling it to people beneath that age, etc.

  83. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by Paladin128 · · Score: 1

    In fact, it would be smart of the porn producers to do so first WITHOUT any laws requiring. That way:

    1) People that want to filter (like myself) can quite easilly filter
    2) People that want porn can more easilly find it
    3) It's a pre-emptive strike that may thwart the formation of over-reaching laws

    Another solution that would be better than restricted to a specific port, or a .xxx domain, or a pr0n:// protocol identifier would be to place a standard rating.xml file in some sort of meta tag in the pages header. This would list levels of nudity, sex, violence, language, etc, and individuals could easilly filter based on a multitude of things. Think about it -- you set up a proxy server that loads the HTML header, parses for the XML file, downloads it, and then makes a decision whether to let it through or not.

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  84. Tell me about it... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    I have a friend in Dubai that bugs me for "business documents" so I zip, encrypt and email him these "documents" from time to time. He seems to get them just fine, but I wonder what would happen to him if the authorities ever checked his laptop. There's a lot more spread in that "spreadsheet" I sent him than the file name lets on.

  85. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    This legislation will cover acts whether or not the participants are consenting, and will cover even mere depictions of violent acts.

    So for example, enjoy play acting out a "rape" fantasy with your girlfriend? Better not take any pictures if this new proposal comes law, even if you only intend to keep them to yourself.

  86. solution by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    Don't be offended by things other people enjoy doing, as long as they aren't _forcing_ it on you. Prosecute offenders(eg. porn spammers). Pay attention to your own damn kids.

    Anything more and you are stepping on other peoples' toes. Said people don't appreciate that any more than you appreciate receiving farm porn spam with images.

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  87. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for posting this - in practice it will do little to stop any actual problem websites (eg, material which shows genuine illegal acts), but will criminalise acts between consenting adults.

    As well as writing to your MP, there is a consultation document (linked from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4195332.stm ) where you can answer questions. Hurry, the deadline is this Friday 2nd December!

  88. Searching by bolrod · · Score: 1

    this may actually be quite convenient

  89. Time to redo my QOS rules by JustASlashDotGuy · · Score: 1

    And here I was thinking I was going to always give VOIP the highest priority in my QOS rules. It looks like there could be a new king!

  90. Nobody needs porn Nazis... by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 1

    Obviously Mr Yarro is God, because otherwise how could he tell that porn is bad, and nobody should be able to see it?

    Thing is: porn is out there, so we should live with it. Yes, don't show it to your kids if you think pictures of reproducing animals will hurt them (well, during the middle ages it was normal that kids were in the bed while mom&dad had it going...). But don't judge others.

    It's simply pictures (and videos)!

  91. Poor slashdoters by linumax · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, I'm really pissed
    They are fu**ing with the only source for an slashdotter to know what the world fu** really means

    1. Re:Poor slashdoters by tjw · · Score: 1

      fu** is a world?

      Oh, I see, did you just forget to include the footnotes for * and **?

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  92. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by resiak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Technically speaking, it'd be much easier just to try and get all the pron people to put some kind of broadcast flag on their own stuff, and then just filter by that.

    Sounds like you just reinvented the evil bit!

  93. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm, smell that knee-jerk respsone goodness.

    After this little fiasco I'm rather more concerned about the quality of the laws that are being enacted than I used to be, even without touching on the "criminalising fantasies between consenting adults" aspect.

    To be fair, they're not just trying to ban the websites, they're trying to make accessing them and possessing or producing such content illegal. It's actually worse than trying to ban the websites themselves though; so now a couple who enjoy their sex a little extreme and video it are breaking the law? Or only if they allow a friend (or new partner) to watch it?

    I thought we'd grown out of the "TV/films/rock music/$whatever made me do it!" thing a decade or two ago. I guess the internet is the new $whatever.

  94. Quick Solution by mitchell_pgh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why a port?

    Here is my idea, require a <porn> or <adult> tag on all sites that contain porn or are intended for an adult audience.

    We could also implement a <safe=040382672178283940405> code for all sites that are safe for children... which only major sites would bother registering for... this would let parents lock down their computers. You can either now allow porn or only allow approved sites...

    Good idea? I think requiring a different port would only lead to mass censorship.

    1. Re:Quick Solution by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      Is this a joke? There are plenty of failed technologies like this: PICS, RSAC/IPAC. Turn them on and watch the net cease to be useful to anyone.

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  95. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are already rating boards that do that: a site can list themselves on the board, get an html header string, and put that on their site. Anyone who wants to can read that string (or go to the board's site and look a site up) and see what pages are listed as objectionable, and for what reason.

    Support them. I'm at work so I can't look up the URL's right now, but I have a private site that I list with a couple of these.

  96. Senate leverages passport for terrorists by lightweave · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    +++---+++ Fake news ticker +++---+++

    Senator S.T.Upid yesterday announced his move to more effeciently battle terrorists. In an interview he told us that his plan is simple, yet efficient. Terrorists, or people striving to make a career in that area, will need to register with the authorities, before they can start working. The hightech passport will get an RFID chip that uniquely identifies the terrorist and his particular area of expertise. With this new technique it will be possible to immediately identify any criminal throughout the world. "Consider the implications when the officer at the border just has to look at the passport and KNOW for sure that this guy is a terrorist. No collateral damages anymore, because he can be absolutely sure about it. No need for jails or annyoing investigation, you can execute him on the spot." the senator says. According to the senator, when this new technique proved itself in the field, there are already plans to broaden the passport to common criminals as well.

  97. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    then the next thing you see will be all kinds of pressure groups pushing for ISP's to filter that port.

    I'm sure you'll see some of this, but if you are going to write laws, why not write in that ISPs CANNOT provide a general filter, but that they can filter this port out for customers who ask for it. That way, the ISP can decide how they want to deal with this for dynamic IP addresses, or provide instructions for consumers to do it on their own.

    I really have mixed feelings about this whole thing. I realize some of the difficulties with blocking unwanted porn (particularly from other countries), but outside of that, it really does help to isolate content that is likely generate high levels of objection to a section of cyberspace that is relatively easy to filter. This means that people who WANT to filter it can do it easily, and those who DON'T want to filter it will no longer have to worry about their ISP doing it against their will. The porn sites will not even have to give up existing functionality (as in moving to a .xxx domain) because they can just perform a redirect from their port 80 web site to port whatever, which won't work for people who don't want to see this kind of traffic. Look at it this way: every couple of years, there's another big legal push by activist groups to eliminate the porn or in some way subdue it. All of this would stop (or at least decrease significantly) if most porn were successfully channeled into a segment of the 'net that could easily be blocked by consumers who don't want it.

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  98. Metatags by jbeaupre · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not just porn that needs filtering. Ever do research on Google and have to wade through tons of irrelelivant hits? I honestly think Google could improve searching and help people self select content in one stroke. A quick metatag, or equivalent, that encodes subject type and maturity level would be happily picked up by web designers ... if it helps drive traffic. And it could. If Google had an option that let you say "I want to limit to X" then those people who are promoting "X" will be highly motivated to include that tag on their page. The tag couldn't be used for multiple subjects, or it would act as a key word search again. But if I could say "I'm looking for an ACADEMIC ABSTRACT" then I won't find porn, commerical sites, or little Susy's musings. I'll find abstracts. On the flip side, a browser filter that people can self select to avoid certain types of content based on the tags isn't censorship. It's personal choice.

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    1. Re:Metatags by amitola · · Score: 1

      But if I could say "I'm looking for an ACADEMIC ABSTRACT" then I won't find porn, commerical sites, or little Susy's musings. I'll find abstracts.

      What? The people operating the porn site, or the commercial site, really don't give damn what you were looking for, do they, and will tag their pages with whatever magic word you filter on. Surely I'm not the only person that remembers that every WWW search engine used to work exactly the way you describe, basically depending on the page authors to honestly index their own work, and that they were nearly useless. Google's big innovation was throwing out that entire worthless system and evaluating the links to a page rather than its content.

    2. Re:Metatags by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      That was my point. You get to choose 1 tag, and only 1 tag. Think of it like the Dewey Decimal system: each book was tagged with an ID number that related to the subject. If you wanted fiction, you went to the fiction section. There were subcategories if you were so inclined. Google could do the same: publish a system of tags (they could be numeric), and Google would only accept 1 tag per page.

      Now could someone come up with some dynamic way of fooling Google, possibly. But the folks at Google are smart too.

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    3. Re:Metatags by 2008 · · Score: 1

      What happens when my ACADEMIC PAPER or REVIEW(BOOK) includes ART(EROTIC)? Or someone on the FORUM has PORNOGRAPHY for an avatar icon? Pages have more than one type of content, so using this as a porn filter won't work. Back to square one...

      Incidentally, if you want only academic papers you can search on a paper indexing service (google scholar, etc.). Likewise there are porn search engines. Other content types need their own searches.

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  99. Anathema to the whole idea by griffjon · · Score: 1

    porn is about opening up new ports, not getting restricted to just one!

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  100. Already do-able with the evil bit... by securityfolk · · Score: 1

    Why not just use the "evil bit"? http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc3514.html

  101. Would it be able to block merchant sites? by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

    Like this one: http://excaliburfilms.com/partner/mainaffiliate.cf m?ID=1765

    I wonder why Utah is even a part of the United States. Really, given they are backwards religiously and socially (kinda like the South, actually), they should cecede (sp?) and go on their own. That way, they can put up a REAL wall and block out all the dirty, naughty things in the world.

    Isn't this the same state that allows polygamy?

  102. Possible Solution? by 955301 · · Score: 1

    How about a three part solution?

    1) Each US ISP makes a subnet available for the under 18 crowd that a parent can attach to their dialup, dsl or cable modem account. Let's call it a kidnet. Client software is used to route the computer through the main route or the kidnet route depending on login credentials. When one of the kids uses the computer, its dns shows up in the kidnet subnet, e.g., 20-43-56-11-home.kidnet.attbi.net.

    2) A law is put in place requiring adult content providers to block requests from any computer within a kidnet subnet. Stiff fines, threat of closure, etc.

    3) Consumers interested in this services submit complaints to a kidnet abuse email address, e.g., kidnet-abuse@comcast.net, identifying unfiltered porn sites either not complying with the law or outside the US jurisdiction.

    It would be straight-forward for a content provider to filter clients based on a know list of kidnet subnets and dns names. No 1st amendment issues would be relevant since it's the consumer that requests the service.

    The point is, tag the kids on the network, not the content providers.

    Thoughts?

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  103. Let's restrict religion too, then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I personally find religious fanatism much more offensive than depictions of consenting adults having a some fun together. So if it's open season for restricting everything that anybody in the world finds offensive, let's make sure that we add religion to the restricted list as well.

    Since the original proposal comes from Utah, I hereby suggest that the bill should be amended so that all material that spreads the Mormon faith, creationist teachings, or other religiously inspired materials get relocated to port 666.

    Or whatever.

    Or to put it differntly: Considering that most of middle America was originally built by people who came there from Europe to escape religiously inspired persecution, how come they are so keen to reinstate it now, just because they think they have a chance to make it their particular flavor of intolerance?

    1. Re:Let's restrict religion too, then by fireweaver · · Score: 1

      > I personally find religious fanatism much
      > more offensive than depictions of consenting
      > adults having a some fun together. So if
      > it's open season for restricting everything
      > that anybody in the world finds offensive,
      > let's make sure that we add religion to the
      > restricted list as well.

      Amen, preach it brother. The religicos offer nothing and want all, and
      whine like spoiled rotton children when they don't get thier way. When they're not blowing people and things up, that is.

      > Or to put it differntly: Considering that most
      > of middle America was originally built by
      > people who came there from Europe to escape
      > religiously inspired persecution, how come
      > they are so keen to reinstate it now, just
      > because they think they have a chance to make
      > it their particular flavor of intolerance?

      That's only partly true. A lot of the religious zealots who got sent over to the (future) USA were tossed out of thier own countries for being even more intolerant bigoted assholes than the people who did the tossing. The religious bullshit we see in this country has been festering for the last 250 years and it's all starting to come to a head.

      Add that to all the guns in this country and you have the ingredients for a civil war even nastier than the last one.

  104. All it takes is Legislative/Executive approval by Saint37 · · Score: 1

    If someone would have come on here a few weeks ago and posted a story about how some major corporation was planning to install a potentially malicious rootkit into your computer whenever you autorun one of their CD's, many here would have probably laughed at the idea.

    Then, some technically inept executive got hold of it and here we are. Of course one could argue that we should be glad that Sony bundled a rootkit with their CD's because it has exposed the dangers of overzealous executives. However, in this case, where we have a proposal that deals with a matter as far reaching as internet infrastructiure, it needs to be exposed well before any possibility of implementation.

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  105. Will this Utah guy filter polygamy sites? by garylian · · Score: 1

    You just have to wonder if he is secretly working a deal where polygamy sites will get through, but heaven forbid that he sees a boobie outside of his 15 wives...

  106. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by EzInKy · · Score: 1


    This is actually the least interesting part of the discussion, because the answer is well-settled. Legislatively dealing with porn (and defining it) is nothing new; laws are already in place limiting what newstands can sell, at what age consumers can purchase it, what penalties exist for selling it to people beneath that age, etc.


    Which jurisdiction? Or did you forget that in some places it is illegal to show a picture of woman's face, in others the age of consent is twelve.

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  107. Unwanted Content is Not Difficult to Block by foobarra · · Score: 1

    Using DansGuardian with Squid is not a difficult to set up. The default blocks are quite comprehensive, and completely customizable. There are even gateway/firewall distros like Smoothwall and IPCop that have drop-in support for DansGuardian.

    Now, if more people would just learn the need for a real firewall, and how to configure the darn thing...

  108. Are they going to lock down newsgroups as well? by jweller · · Score: 1

    Because i still get all my porn from newsgroups. no popups, easy to spot trolls, no need to bother hacking into porn websites, and if you throw out the cost of internet access, which I'd be paying for anyhow, completely free. At any rate, I see trying to eliminate porn on the internet, as killing the goose that laid the golden egg. without the adult industry opening up and running sucessful businesses on the internet, it'd probaly still be the domain of the geeky. basicly all slashdot stuff. not saying that is a bad thing......

  109. Porn sites SHOULD cooperate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Porn sites should be good neighbors and clearly identify what they are "selling" and make it easy to block if you aren't "buying". People who want to buy what they are selling will find them if they want it. People who aren't "buying" won't buy, even if you shove it in their faces. You can shout "free speech" all day, but it's really more a case of "sound marketing". If you have a product that appeals to some and offends others, it seems you would want to sell it to those it appealed to and keep it from those it offened.

    Heck, I consider nude, pretty women in non sexual situations art. I will occasionally seek out such pictures. But I get really annoyed when they are not "as-advertised". I like what I like and expect sites to tell the truth about what they have. For some, ANY nudity is unacceptable. They should be able to reliably avoid that.

  110. Utah and the "lawless, wild West." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the article:
    Ralph Yarro says the Internet is a lot like the "lawless, wild West."
    And well, I guess, Yarro (being a Utah Mormon in good standing) with the owner the article's newspaper should know about such things. Let me enlighten you with a little Mormon involvement in the "lawless, wild West."
    Mountain Meadows Massacre

    In 1857, the Mormons slaughtered 128 men, women, and children in southern Utah. While it has never quite been proven that Brigham Young specifically ordered their deaths, it is apparent that the men who did the killing were acting on orders from high up the Church hierarchy. And it is incontrovertible that Young conspired to cover up the crimes.

    In 1857, Brigham Young declared martial law in the Utah territory.

    The Fancher Party arrived in Salt Lake City. According to Young's edict, the townspeople refused to sell supplies to the group. They headed south and camped in Mountain Meadows.

    On September 7, 1857 the Fancher party suffered a coordinated joint attack by Paiute indians and Mormon militiamen. Many were killed on both sides before the pioneers could gain a tenable defensive position. Then followed five days of siege.

    Finally, the Mormons negotiated a surrender. The surviving members of the Fancher party would hand over their livestock to the Paiutes and their guns to the Mormons. In return, the pioneers were guaranteed safe passage from the area. When they complied they were doublecrossed.

    John Doyle Lee was executed by firing squad 23 Mar 1877 at Mountain Meadows.

    7 Sep 1857 - 12 Sep 1857

    5 Aug 1857 "We are invaded by a hostile force who are evidently assailing us to accomplish our overthrow and destruction." "That all the forces in said Territory hold themselves in readiness to March, at a moment's notice, to repel any and all such threatened invasion."

    No one should ever trust the Mormon Church with says about it's history. Their version is cherry picked and cleaned. No one should ever trust them with judging what is acceptable and not. Free speech or truth is not something they value unless said speech or truths support their teachings. I'd sooner entrust PETA with the Nation's meat supply.
    1. Re:Utah and the "lawless, wild West." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In 1857, the Mormons slaughtered 128 men, women, and children in southern Utah
      See what happens when you don't have your morning coffee, all grumpy and shit.
  111. article like a giant press release by Mo+B.+Dick · · Score: 0

    I like how all of the quotes in the article have a sense of a pre-rehearsed, pro-product wording. It's almost like everything that was said was approved through some corporate pr doctor. I'm afraid this is going to be one of those bills that no one wants to vote against. No senator wants a commercial during election time saying he or she voted for pornography. And one last thing, this doesn't suprise me that this whole concept was born in Utah. Thats fine if they want to keep their ultra-conservative, weird-rligion beliefs in their own state, but they shouldn't try to impose it on the whole country.

  112. SCO CP80 by scoove · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiousity, I logged into my SCO server and checked out a few things. I've got bad news to report. Take a look at this:

    (note: numerous pound symbols removed to avoid slashdot lameness filter)
    #/etc/services
      Copyright (C) 2005. The SCO Group.
      Any use of this file without the express written consent of SCO
      and paid SCO System License is prohibited. Ports, services and
      sockets are all the intellectual property of the SCO Group and
      are protected under copyright law. Parties found using clean or
      dirty ports without the SCO System License will be sued in a Utah
      court.
    (some deleted)
    cp-http 80/tcp Cleanport Web
    cp-http 80/udp Cleanport Web
    #dp-http 81/tcp Dirty pervert web (blocked!)
    (and so on)

    Seriously, I'm intrigued at this remarkable proposal and wonder how they expect to handle illigit services running behind legit ports (a few lines of Python can redirect anything under 443/SSL for instance and makes a nice tunnel), not to mention dynamic port assignment in numerous P2P protocols and things like L2TP (for the user data connection after the connection is negotiated on 1701).

    And this overlooks all the circumvention issues. If idiotically simple proposals like this were workable, let's just pass a law requiring all hackers to be required to only hack port 1433 - if you're stupid enough to expose 1433, then you should be hacked. All other ports are off limits to you bad guys.

    Excuse me while I go put a "good guys only" sign on the office front door...

    *scoove*

  113. Wiki-like Meta Tags by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 1

    Here's the "fair to all" solution. Come up with a "wiki-like" meta tag system tha t exists completely outside the website. Your browser would do a 2nd lookup, kind of like DNS, and would lookup the "tags" associated with the site. People would be able to vote on the fairness of the tags, so if a porn site loaded up teh tags with "cute puppies", pretty soon the vote would force that tag out. You would get lots of peoples opinions on what the website contained. Then you could set your tolerance level as to what you would accept. You could opt in, or opt out, or unrated sites. Then the end user is in full control over what is or is not an acceptable site for them. And the content rating system is in control of EVERYBODY.

  114. A possible solution: by Nephroth · · Score: 1

    How about we... do absolutely nothing at all.
    Filters, "kid-nets", and legislative propositions from Utah are no substitute for parenting. When I was growing up, pornography wasn't difficult to get, there was a Latin grocery down the street that sold magazines that would be kept under the counter in any other store, the FCC knew their goddamned place (allocating frequencies, not patrolling morality) so TV was full of near-nudity, my dad had a collection of playboys hidden in his room that I both knew of and the location of, and lets not forget the internet...
    Didn't hurt me, didn't reduce me into some kind of sexual vagrant. I'm not a porn-addled deviant, in fact, I really just don't care. Pornography, like anything, can be harmful to the weak-minded and easily-addicted, but just because you can't handle it, or your cult religion forbids it, doesn't mean that it ought to be outlawed. Freedom of speech is more important than your inability to control yourself.

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  115. Technically bad. by eyeball · · Score: 5, Funny
    That's such a terrible implementation. It should be incorporated into the OSI model:

    • 8 - Application
    • 7 - Presentation
    • 6 - Moral Control Protocol
    • 5 - Session
    • 4 - Transport
    • 3 - Network
    • 2 - Data Link
    • 1 - Physical


    (BTW, I'm joking)

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    1. Re:Technically bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't it be on the session level ? and real sex (yes, the one geek's just talk about) on the physical... ;-)

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    2. Re:Technically bad. by marcus-e · · Score: 1

      Hmm, an MCP, you say?

    3. Re:Technically bad. by ocie · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along simmilar lines that they should add a porn bit to the TCP headers. That would catch most porn as it is transmitted between computers. I gave up on this because ironically, it makes it very difficult for routers to comply. If a packet has to be broken up in order to transmit it, the router would have to look at each sub packet and decide if it contains porn, or was some non-porn element of a larger porn packet.

      BTW, I'm joking too

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    4. Re:Technically bad. by eyeball · · Score: 1

      lol. Sounds like the Evil Bit :)

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    5. Re:Technically bad. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      You must have missed the memo about the evil bit.

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  116. Hasn't this been tried? by DariaM84 · · Score: 1
    Isn't this the same kind of thing people tried with a XXX-domain? IIRC, both sides of the issue thought it was a bad idea.

    Though I'm entirely for a company being able to restrict what can be accessed on its own machines, on company time. I'm sorry, but if you're such a sex-addicted moron you want to access porn at work, you need help. [/2 cents]

  117. Someone has missed the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure. Why don't we ask spammers to only send mail to port 30 so we know it's spam.

    Idiot.

  118. Europe, luckily.. by lukOh · · Score: 1

    At least one pan-european provider in one of its countries had started in 2004 a "revolutionary" "safe ADSL" offer, soon followed by a concurrent: the idea was to give out a basic xDSL plus some ($$$)filter/proxy. (OT: dear slashdot, kindly support an euro-sign encoding, like iso8859-15 or unicode?)

    As technically miserable as it sounds, yes: it failed and I see no signs of it on any of their websites anymore.
    1) what to filter? your favourite party enemy's website? who decides?
    2) who keeps track of the changes, 10k people employed 24/7?
    3) a 14yo kid will find a way to get over the filters in less than a week

    but the idea of using a port(?) and forced content/definition by law: that beats me, that's hip, really, and I don't talk about prOn but about what's possibly next in the judgment/filtering saga.
    (Ok, this provider filters p2p, that filters ipsec, this one gives you NATted ips,

    From the article: "Now it's just a matter of getting the policy in place so we can have at least some part of the Internet that is free of the filth and free of the degradation"

    "Your blog has been deemed "immoral" by this court. You are ordered to move it to the filth port ghetto."

    1. Re:Europe, luckily.. by Gwala · · Score: 1

      Use the HTML € = €

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  119. Re:Why not als invent a few exclusive new protocol by igny · · Score: 1

    FTP is actually "Free The Porn!"

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  120. Politicians restricting top and rear ports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most socially conservative politicians would just love to restrict porn-related activities to only one port, that found on the front of the female member of the species.

  121. Cleanliness starts at home, Mr. Manning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From the article:
    No matter what Web site children are visiting, Internet pornography is just one click away, Manning said.
    Perhaps Mr. Manning should start by cleaning up his collection of bookmarks.

    Because except for them, I can't really see how you can get from anywhere on disney.com to a porn site in a single click.

    1. Re:Cleanliness starts at home, Mr. Manning by KinkoBlast · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... well, he is mostly right, i've seen porn ads on all sorts of sites. And wasn't ICANN planing on doing something simmiler?

      It's rediculas only because it doesn't work, though. If someone finds a way to limit porn to certain ports/tlds/dns servers/subethanet channels/whatever that works, I'd support them in a heartbeat.

    2. Re:Cleanliness starts at home, Mr. Manning by dfjunior · · Score: 1

      wasn't ICANN planing on doing something simmiler?

      Yeah, the '.xxx' TLD. Would have accomplished (or not accomplished) the same task, but with fewer technical requirements. Problem is if the ICANN "gives" the industry their own port or TLD, they feel like they're in effect "legitimizing" pr0n.

      please, nobody talk about usenet...

  122. Who told politicians computers have ports? by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    A little knowledge is a dangerous thing..

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  123. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by fireweaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > If you want to make the web safe for impressionable
    > people, then create a .kids domain that is heavily
    > censored (expensive to register a subdomain, money
    > goes to policing it) and only allow children who
    > are likely to be traumatised by seeing sex / violence
    > / social commentary / intelligent conversation /
    > whatever to browse that, at their parents discression.

    The funny part of this is that most of the "children" who
    seem to be traumatised by sex/violence/etc seem to be OVER
    the age of 18. Go figure.

  124. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not to be all practical and stuff, but the reason we can't push all porn to a single port is that all porn is not protocol homogenous. You can get porn through http, ftp, half a dozen streaming formats, all the filesharing protocols.
    The problem here seems to be that this doofus (the guy with the "port" for porn idea, not the above poster) is yet another idiot who thinks "the internet" === "the web". He is probably unaware of all the "other" manners of obtaining anything, porn or otherwise.

    But, it would have one effect. All the other idiots who think "the internet" === "the web" would suddenly think "the internet" was porn free (if this idea was implimented) while everyone else with a clue stick would still be able to obtain all the porn they ever wanted.

  125. Free our libraries! by coyote-san · · Score: 1

    You think it's a joke, but it's not. We need to balance interests and right now the only seat at the table is for the people who claim to speak for the children.

    A lot of the time it comes down to a simple framing of the question. E.g., do we have unrestricted access in most of a public library, with a separate "kid-safe" space with restricted access? Or do we have restricted access in most of the library with unrestricted access (and books with a more adult content) in a separate "adult" area that's monitored by the librarians?

    On the net, do we try to create a kid-safe internet with a new .xxx ghetto, or do we recognize that the internet already exists and create a new .kids domain?

    I think the answers are clear... but in practice it's almost always the adult that is marginalized.

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  126. Port for porn by secolactico · · Score: 1
    Port for porn?
    $ cd /usr/ports/misc/porn
    $ make install
    Yeah, baby. Just don't forget to
    $ make clean
    when you are done.
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  127. I already have porn by bad+jerkface · · Score: 0

    I think I have enough porn to get me through the apocolypse. I have over 200 gigs!

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  128. More perspective by scoove · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just read through CP80's "technical briefing" which I'd strongly recommend /. readers review (it's located at: http://www.cp80.org/solutions/ ). Treating the matter seriously (which isn't easy), there are a few observations:

    Viability: CP80 isn't. When you misunderstand the very basics of the subject material from the start (such as this nonsense: "Ports & Protocols = Internet Channels")a few minutes with RFC 1700 would be a good start for CP80's technical advisors, if they have any). Consider the following CP80 quote:

    There are over 65,000 Internet channels available on the Internet today. These channels are already used to categorize content and services.

    No they're not. They're used to correspond to applications that operate at a known port. This is much lower in the OSI model, where content filtering typically requires application awareness (OSI layer 7).

    ISP Administration: CP80 wants ISPs to offer you channels (as if the believe ISPs create the content, which you'd have to do in order to control the content at the appropriate layers), presumably 80 & 443 for "clean content", perhaps 81/444 for rated PG (sorry hosts2 nameserver and snpp), 82/446 for R and 83/447 for X (working around microsoft-ds at 445 for the moment). Should we go down this path, this probably will be the necessary incentive for providers to move residential broadband completely to an opt-in protocol/port model and quit blocking ports. We'll just enable the few basics - your "web channels" (ugh), a mail channel that only goes to us and perhaps a couple of others necessary for audio/video streaming and such. We'll push all through proxies to make sure you're not tunneling something other than the desired protocol (and still, there will be ways around this). It's a radical departure at significant expense and unfortunately doesn't quite work (as most things that ignore Internet architecture do). Coordination between all ISPs, NSPs, OS and software vendors, standards bodies and content providers would be rather necessary and mandatory.

    There /is/ a potential solution that addresses the unlikely mandatory compliance aspect and approaches the content filtering on an optional basis (usable for those that wish to integrate it) and I'll post and draft it out this morning so there's evidence of prior art (we know how the SCOG folks have a difficult time understanding how intellectual property works). I'd be willing to push it further into a public commons patent application e.g. under ODSL's patent commons (just so CP80 doesn't make the same mistake SCOG did by thinking they owned other people's IP and get congressional support behind misappropriated property).

    An effective approach is to use a shim protocol, similar to how MPLS is implemented (and wedged), that would insert a content header immediately ahead of the IP datagram. The datagram would specify content settings and either be processed by equipment (CPE, firewalls, routers, PCs, etc.) that are Content-Shim aware or ignored by those that aren't. Service providers could implement it and push administration of the filtering to the end-user (though this assumes content providers are using the shim protocol as well as they push out traffic). Done at this level, it is independent of port management issues and other unworkable nonsense.

    Contact me if you'd like to work on a content shim on sourceforge with the prototype code under GPL and intellectual property donated to ODSL patent commons.

    *scoove*
    (scoove-at-yahoo.com)

    1. Re:More perspective by js7a · · Score: 1
      insert a content header immediately ahead of the IP datagram. The datagram would specify content settings and either be processed by equipment that are Content-Shim aware or ignored by those that aren't.
      Sorry; no way to do that without patching all customer equipment to ignore the prefix.
  129. When tech meets clueless politicians by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    Once politicians hear that ports are a solution to some problem, they're going to try to implement stupid solutions to problems they don't understand. What the heck are they going to think when they hear about ports that have nothing to do with porn?

    "Port 80? Good lord. I've heard about ports. Ports are bad. They're what porn runs on."

    Kind of like how "Internet" was synonymous with "child porn" in the mid-90's.

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    "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
    1. Re:When tech meets clueless politicians by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Hm...

      Mandate every country to have its own port...

      Censorship heaven!

      --
      In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
  130. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    the answer is well-settled. Legislatively dealing with porn (and defining it) is nothing new; laws are already in place limiting what newstands can sell, at what age consumers can purchase it, what penalties exist for selling it to people beneath that age, etc.

    Except that the "laws in place" are DIFFERENT IN EVERY PLACE. And this guy is from Utah, we can guess what standards he wants applied.

    Much simpler solution: cut off Utah from the Internet. This is something he actually has the ability to do if the state is behind him.

  131. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by statusbar · · Score: 1

    I was involved in the development of a well-known kids internet filter. By the owner's request, it blocked pages that discussed oral sex. Once the monica Lewinsky scandal broke out, people were complaining that that the government report detailing the indescretions, on a government web site, was being blocked by the filter. So we were asked to modify the filter so that any *.gov sites were allowed to have pornography.

    --jeffk++

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    ipv6 is my vpn
  132. What happened to freedom of expression? by helgihg · · Score: 1

    Can somebody explain to me why censorship is not a good idea, except when someone REALLY wants to censor something? Still, after years of trying to squeeze some actual sense out of anti-pornographers in Iceland, I still cannot find a single thread of anything even resembling scientific evidence, showing a link between pornography and any "bad behaviour". Every single study I have read, begins by denying that a cause-and-effect relationship has to be established, and instead adheres to what these reports/studies call "common sense", which is scientifically absurd, especially when it comes to limiting freedom of expression and the freedom of research or teenage masturbation.

    Democracy IS REALLY CONSIDERED A PUBLIC THREAT in Communish China. Anti-government propaganda WAS REALLY CONSIDERED A PUBLIC THREAT in Nazi Germany. How is this any different? Keep your own damn "common sense" to yourself and try to figure out a way to make youngsters exposed to pornographic material realize that it's a show just like any other car-exploding, blood-guzzling, foul-mouth film like those made in Hollywood. It's shocking, and disgusting, and limits your family values, and you know what? That's the price we pay for a fundamental right called Freedom of Expression. Freedom of expression is more important than a tenuous (at best) danger of some kid at some point mistaking the right to view pornogrophay as the right to rape.

    By the way, the crime rate in China is WAY lower than in the USA; does that mean that the right to a fair trial is a bad idea? Hitler got Germany out of an economic depression by simply taking over every single industry and producing arms; does that mean that the free enterprise is a bad idea? Of course not.

    Freedom of expression is not just about the right to express what's "healthy", or "ethical". It is the right to express yourself, whether it be in film or at a public hearing, regardless of those factors. Anything other than that, is not freedom of expression. Freedom of expression is boolean, not a floating point. And they call it "the land of the free"... pardon my French (or just sue me); my ass.

    A parent that doesn't want its kid to view pornography should have the same right, no more and no less, than the parent who wants its kid to be Catholic. You use whatever methods you can in your upbringing, but this constant "society is responsible for me not knowing how to raise my kid"-argument is getting respect to the point of fascism.

    P.S. I'm NOT sorry if I offended someone. Deal with it or move to China.

  133. Re:Stupid plan. However... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really, it's only sharp on the side they're not talking about.

  134. SCO Group Inc by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    From the artical:

    For the past 10 years, Yarro has been building and developing technology companies such as Altiris Inc. and SCO Group Inc.

    Perhaps that explains it. Is this a ploy for SCO to deflect attention away from their lawsuit with IBM?

    Does his team include Darrel?

    Hahah - what a joke - and of course some dick head reporter picks this up as feasible. I wonder what PR firm is behind this? Would this have something to do with SCO?

  135. This is not flaimbait by Zane+Edwards · · Score: 1

    OR, they can move to a muslim country where the ISP blocks porn sites. Nothing like being on a long business trip in the middle east and trying to unwind in the eve only to get your favorite entertainment site blocked by some wholesome picture of people with headscarves saying "Because this is a muslim country..."

    Not that I have ever tried that.

    Really.

    You belive me, don't you?

  136. Check Google News by ChePibe · · Score: 1

    Check google news for Ralph Yarro or his proposed CP80. Guess how many times his name shows up - once. In this article.

    I'm living in Utah - Utah county, where this guy is from - right now and I've never heard of this guy.

    The article says he's spent the last 3 months in D.C., but the Google News search doesn't show his name even once during his time in D.C.

    Ooooh... he's made presentations to Utah representatives and senators! Wow! People from his own state listened to him for 5 minutes, amazing! Some even gave him a quick quote, supposedly! I could probably do the same thing with minimal effort.

    A poster above me said this isn't even worthy of the 9th page in a high school newspaper. I agree. Then again, Deseret News is quite similar to a high school newspaper, so it's probably well placed.

  137. he's got it all wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    instead of a port, howbout a domain? it'd be super-easy to block adult content if all of it existed on .xxx domains.

    then again, little horny hackers could memorize some IPs and bypass DNS.

    1. Re:he's got it all wrong by baadger · · Score: 1
      • IP -> Domain requires reverse DNS, which isn't setup properly for many HTTP servers.
      • Domain -> IP and then blocking said IP (solving your memorising of IP's problem) can result in blocked webites on shared hosting servers that aren't pornographic. Giving all porn sites their own IP, or option to get one, only fills up IPv4 address space more rapidly and leaves less for the rest of us (IPv6 is still a way off for the majority).
      • People are too damn lazy to fix the above properly even if a .xxx TLD was introduced, and it's too difficult to enforce and manage
  138. Wow... I didn't realize... by permawired · · Score: 0

    that there was such a huge pr0n problem. Give me a break. I spend hours on the internet at work, and never see anything that resembles a porn site! (I work for the city and your fired on the spot for viewing porn at work, no questions asked) This whole mess smells like a bunch of tech "BUISNESS" men who want to setup a system to make these providers a shitload of money. Thats it end of story.

    The truly scary part of this whole mess is that if they implement a system like this how long is it until you have to pay for other "feature" channels? Want to view information on autos? an extra x.xx/mo... access sites to do secure online transactions? an extra x.xx/mo Of course they won't do it all at once so noone makes too big a fuss. (Remember if you put a frog in luke warm water and slowly heat it up it will sit here and cook)

    The really sad part about all this is that the goons on capitol hill only care about money, so they will prolly pass the law before I get done writing this post...

  139. Just what we need....more laws by Triconium · · Score: 1

    I get sick of the filth as much as the next person, but this is just rediculous. It's called NetNanny and blacklisting. We don't need any more laws -- we need some repealed (*cough*DMCA*cough*). Politicians need to get a clue and stop talking about technology....period. They're just butting into an industry that they do not understand.

    1. Re:Just what we need....more laws by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      Ya... get rid of those dumb anti-child-pornography laws too while your at it. Right?

    2. Re:Just what we need....more laws by Triconium · · Score: 1

      Absolutely not, I think you missed what I was saying. I'm referring to the discouragement of innovation of modern technology. Look at VHS or DAT. Both were challenged by big corporations b/c the corporations more or less wanted a piece of a the profit. In the end they did end up being more beneficial for the corporations, but to try to limit technology for corporate gain only hurts innovation.

  140. Clueless on all accounts by burnin1965 · · Score: 1

    Its not surprising how clueless these guys are considering they start off with a self declaration that "we are all hard-core technology businessmen". Its usually best to let your peers determine your level of technical proficiency or lack there of. A wannabe dork doesn't count.

    And you have to wonder when a "high-tech think tank" works on a problem since 2003 and "kind of develop a concept" which turns out to be a single line in your web server configuration:

    Listen my-pron.com:69

    You wonder where is all the high tech?

    Yarro has some good points about the effectiveness of filtering, the cost of implementation, and the existence of a group of net users who require some assistance in creating the internet experience that fits their views, however, his solution is to force everyone in the world into the personal view of a few people in Utah.

    Hopefully this cp80 garbage will never gather steam and waste too much government time which should be resourced to more serious issues, but if Yarro really wants a solution he should really work the other way around (and probably find some fresh thinkers for his tank, because frankly the current bunch are obviously worthless).

    While I think there is some decent filtering options out there, if what he really wants is censorship via ports then what he needs to do is have his sensitive group completely block port 80 and then have someone proxy a whitelist of acceptable websites or perhaps even ask whitelisted websites to listen on both port 80 and on his clean port.

    There is no need to force the rest of the world to fit into the moral views of a small group of people. And passing pornography legislation is not high-tech, its the oldest tech in the book, any book, even before there were books.

    burnin

    1. Re:Clueless on all accounts by slappyjack · · Score: 1

      Hopefully this cp80 garbage will never gather steam and waste too much government time which should be resourced to more serious issues

      It's funny you mention this, because when I logged into my Steam account this morning, I had the option to download and install this CP80 grabage.

    2. Re:Clueless on all accounts by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, the CP80 solution does not require anyone to use it. If you want a regular Internet experience, you are still able to get a standard Internet connection. But if you want to get a clean CP80 connection without jumping through a bunch of hoops, you can do that as well. >>There is no need to force the rest of the world to fit into the moral views of a small group of people. You are right. And don't force your morals on me. I just want tools so that I can decide for myslef what I want access to. Filters/firewalls/etc. don't work today--and when mobile devices get smaller/cheaper, and public hotspots start popping up all over the place, it won't matter just how smart your home filtering solution is, because kids will be accessing porn at the local fast-food restaurant with their nano devices. Then what?

    3. Re:Clueless on all accounts by burnin1965 · · Score: 1
      "As I understand it, the CP80 solution does not require anyone to use it"
      Sorry Mr L but your understanding is wrong. From the news article:
      The group also calls for legislation to "support and empower its solution," making sure pornographic content is published only on adult-designated channels and putting laws in place to make pornographers who violate the law accountable, similar to the way the Federal Communications Commission regulates television and radio.
      Yarro's objective is to make CP80 a law in the United States and to prosecute anyone who publishes "adult-designated" content on port 80.

      As you may or may not know port 80 is the standard port through which all web content is distributed from most web servers. This port is used no matter what country, culture, religion, whatever. It is non-discriminatory.

      In effect what Yarro intends to do with CP80 is hi-jack an international standard and attempt to force the entire world to either succumb to his world view and moral standards or go elsewhere.

      If you understand how the internet works and crosses all borders, real or otherwise, you would realize how ludicrous this is. Even if he got it his way he would only affect content distributors in the United States. All the smut from the rest of the world will still be available on port 80 to all the kiddies in Provo Utah. CP80 is no more effective than any of the real technology currently available

      And the way it stands CP80 violates ethical codes itself by attempting to steal an existing international standard, judge others based on the morals of a single culture, and force those Yarro finds immoral to go elsewhere.

      So understand this, it works both ways. In the same way that the entire world can restructure for CP80 we could also restructure connections for a small group in Utah so they have their own special internet experience.

      Filters/firewalls/etc. don't work today--and when mobile devices get smaller/cheaper, and public hotspots start popping up all over the place, it won't matter just how smart your home filtering solution is, because kids will be accessing porn at the local fast-food restaurant with their nano devices. Then what?
      Then chill and do what we've done for many generations. Offensive and immoral material, actions, etc. have been around for ages and so we teach our children how to be an ethical human being, we monitor their progression and assist them in understanding and making the right decisions, and then at some point in their maturity we let go.

      I understand the frustrations with the failure of filtering technology, however, if you are adept at building firewalls and proxies I would suggest building a linux firewall and looking into Dan's Guardian. It is highly configurable, fast, and works quite well. But I am no more suggesting that filtering is the answer as CP80.

      The internet is like the wild west and you would be foolish to think that only pornography on port 80 is the issue. There are many protocols and means of dispersing media over the internet and going after port 80 is absolute foolishness. These guys have no clue what they are doing and they will solve nothing for you or I. If you are truly concerned then the best thing you can do is spend lots of time with your children, especially when they are young, and provide them with love, constructive support, good teaching and a good role model. You would be amazed at what beautiful human beings they will become even when surrounded by a seething world of debauchery.

      I'm sorry to say but CP80 will lead to nothing good and embodies other evils.

      burnin
  141. I thought we already limited the ports? by smc13 · · Score: 1

    I could have sworn that porn sites were already pretty much limited to port 80 and 443. Anyone who wants to block those ports should feel free.

  142. Taking this more seriously than it deserves... by abb3w · · Score: 1
    ...a special top-level-domain for porn, something like the .xxx domain that was proposed (and rejected IIRC) [...] would have almost no technical issues and be just as easy to block as this braindead proposal.

    Well... not quite. Blocking *.xxx names from a DNS server would not prevent one from accessing questionable sites directly by IP address. Of course, with many wesites sharing IP addresses via virtual servers, that access doesn't work so well these days... and requiring such sharing (with the default IP address site being clean) might not be too onerous a regulatory measure. And there's the additional problem that ISPs would have pressure to block DNS queries to XXX, which in the future would relegate a complete DNS feed to the same bin as a complete NNTP feed is these days: rare, premium pay, and mostly the province of perverts. But these are fairly minor socio-technical issues.

    The real problem with the Orem loon's suggestion is that of those 65000 "channels" she refers to, a lot already have dedicated traffic, and we need some for on-the fly outgoing connections. (Although removing all outgoing port connections would clean up the internet completely....) Still, the Port 30 suggestion above is about as good as this could hope for.

    It was short sighted of the Bush administration to block the XXX domain. I suspect the main problem is that they don't want ANY sexually explict material out there, and the XXX domain would "legitimize" it. On the other hand, considering how whitehouse.com looked for a couple years, I can only imaging what whitehouse.xxx would turn out to be like. Maybe that worry was really behind their objection....

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    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  143. Re:Why not als invent a few exclusive new protocol by Tolookah · · Score: 1

    HPTP - HyperPorn Transport Protocol

    So many people would like that one more I think.

  144. Taking the idea more seriously by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Everyone agrees the idea is dumb. However I think it might be possible to hit this from the other direction. Basically the problem with an open internet is kids and access to questionable materials. What about having a collection of servers that agree to recieve on another port (say 2083) where everyone on 2083 is child friendly. Then kids software can just block port 80 and not block 2083. The internet exchanges simply don't allow 2083 in internationally so no problems with foreign access.

    Heck I'll even be happy to have focus on the family or whatever certify 2083 content. 2083 becomes "clean http" and the rest of us can go about our business without worrying about holy rollers.

    We could even go further. 2083 is G rated
    2084 is PG (say for kids 8+)
    2085 is PG-13 (10+)
    etc...

    This could work very much like the MPAA.

    1. Re:Taking the idea more seriously by Roguelazer · · Score: 1

      Who decides what's PG, what's PG-13, what's R, etc? Who picks what gets censored? Does an image of a military strike in Iraq get censored? What about an anatomy page from wikipedia? How about slashdot? What if the holy rollers doing the censorship decide that the liberal media is bad for kids' brains and decide to restrict anything fromy nytimes.com from port 2085. Does that mean that those kids don't even get the option?

    2. Re:Taking the idea more seriously by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      >>Who decides what's PG, what's PG-13, what's R, etc? Who decides today. Do you think you have any real input on whether a movie gets a G, PG or R rating? Do think the "self regulating" bodies serve the public interest or the industries they represent. >>Who picks what gets censored? Does an image of a military strike in Iraq get censored? Censoring means that people cannot voice their opinions and that people cannot choose to hear those opionions if they want to. CP80 is simply categorizing content into channels. ABC is not censored because you can't watch it on the same channel as NBC. All you have to do is change the channel. >>What about an anatomy page from wikipedia? How about slashdot? What if the holy rollers doing the censorship decide that the liberal media is bad for kids' brains and decide to restrict anything fromy nytimes.com from port 2085. Does that mean that those kids don't even get the option? Nope. CP80 would not require everyone to use it. If you want ot have unfettered access to the Internet, you still could. But it you wanted to have more tools to decide what content was appropriate for you and your family, you would have that option also.

    3. Re:Taking the idea more seriously by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Who decides what's PG, what's PG-13, what's R, etc? Who picks what gets censored?

      I would guess in this case Focus on the Family would set up a board.

      Does an image of a military strike in Iraq get censored? What about an anatomy page from wikipedia?

      I'd assumed they would get rated PG or so.

      How about slashdot?

      Would probably get a PG-13 or so.

      What if the holy rollers doing the censorship decide that the liberal media is bad for kids' brains and decide to restrict anything fromy nytimes.com from port 2085. Does that mean that those kids don't even get the option?

      Yep. Parents get to decide what their kids use on computers they buy / control.

  145. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by vidarh · · Score: 1
    Look at it this way: every couple of years, there's another big legal push by activist groups to eliminate the porn or in some way subdue it. All of this would stop (or at least decrease significantly) if most porn were successfully channeled into a segment of the 'net that could easily be blocked by consumers who don't want it.

    Why do you believe that?

    A significant number of the people clamouring for restrictions on porn do it based on arguments centered around morality, degradation or violence. If they believe porn to be degrading, morally reprehensible or cause increased violent behavior, why would they stop just because they were given "protection" for themselves?

    These people are in it for the long haul - if they can't get broad prohibitions, they'll chip away at the "problem" one bit at a time.

  146. Thank you, fundamentalist idiots! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    If we had mandatory .xxx domains, we'd have much less teenagers accessing unwanted porn sites, because their parents would have enabled the .xxx domain blocking.

    Did you know that ONLY ONE porn site can have registered THOUSANDS OF DIFFERENT DOMAIN NAMES?. How do you expect us to block them all, heh?

    Adding a simple filter to "*.xxx" is so simple. But thanks to your stupidity, porn is STILL uncensored and running rampant.

    Thank you! Why don't you call your group "Porn for Christ", "Christians for pornography" or something?

    Morons.

  147. Ralph Yarro = SCOX backer!!! by puzzled · · Score: 1


      Geez, do Slashdot editors read the other articles? Ralph "scumbag" Yarro is the guy from Canopy ... you know, Canopy - spending Ralph Noorda (Novell's founder) money on The SCO Group's suit against IBM to derail Linux?

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    I am very easy to get along with, but I don't have time to waste being nice to people who are being stupid. -Theo
    1. Re:Ralph Yarro = SCOX backer!!! by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's how i found TFA in the first place :) I routinely search for SCO on google news. I think everyone knows who Ralph Yarro is, also Orrin/Brent Hatch...

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      Patents Drive Free Software as Hurricanes Drive Construction Industry
  148. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by puzzled · · Score: 1


      Almost all porn is violent. Really.

      Have you looked at whats out there in 2005? I can think of a handful of fairly famous photographers who seem to appreciate women (yay Petter Hegre!) , the rest of it ... icky poo. I think you have to read the text associated with the images to understand the mindset of the photographer/author - "We trick this dumb slut", "College girls do it for cash" - it totally plays to the guys who have no hope of getting anywhere near a real, live girl, and so much of it panders to the child molester - my daughter stopped wearing those socks with the frilly tops when she was in preschool, and whats with all the pigtails? You see real women wearing pigtails much past the age of about twelve? NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I am very easy to get along with, but I don't have time to waste being nice to people who are being stupid. -Theo
  149. Really... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    If we just ban the food, all the rest will just work themselves out. We all know that eating food leads to music, bible and porn related injuries. I don't have detailed figures on this, but I bet that over 99% of all porn/music/bible related injuries happen within 24 hours of food use.

    1. Re:Really... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      None of this matters once you consider the real culprit: air.

      Without gasses in the air; oxygen, carbon dioxide, etc, etc, we wouldn't have to worry about things like eating; there would be no plants or animals to consume. We would also stop those pesky bear attacks and forcing children to eat brussel sprouts before they get a yummy treat.

      I don't have exact numbers here, but without any atmosphere at all, I'm pretty confident that we could stop 99.9999999% of all porn/music/bible related injuries and other afflictions, such as ursine rampages or food use.

    2. Re:Really... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      No. Correlation is not causation. My research indicates that the problem is gravity. That's what's holding the air down, which allows the food to grow, enables the majority of unusual sexual practices, etc.

      I humbly submit an amendment to ban gravity, that insidious force that pulls all humanity down. It's warped, I tell you!

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      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
  150. What is it about Utah and Stupidity? by igb · · Score: 1
    Cold Fusion. Mormons. The SCO court case. This CP80 nonsense. The Barney Clark artificial heart circus. Has anything worthwhile ever come out of Utah? It appears these days that you won't go far wrong if you simply regard `Utah' as proof that an idea is wrong.

    ian

    1. Re:What is it about Utah and Stupidity? by sadler121 · · Score: 1

      The University of Utah was a founding member of ARPAnet, Novell use to have it's headquarters in Provo (they still have some offices there), polygamy used to be widely practiced, legally, (still is illegally) you can thank the Republicans for taking that away (twin relics of barbarism, slavery and polygamy) of course your average /.er has enough trouble trying to get one wife let alone 20 (ya Brother Joseph and Brother Brigham!)

  151. Any better ideas? by mcalwell · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have any better ideas as to how to stop this unprecedented assault on our sensibilities, fuelling addiction and debasing our society? I'm all for something - obviously a TLD called .xxx would be easily bypassed by ip addresses. How about a range of IP addresses?

  152. Inspired by women everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Women have been limiting the entry ports for sexual contents for ages now, so how is this new?

  153. NPC to FP scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is a nutcase...

    At a minimum, he likes to reappropriate property from the public commons into his back pocket, either through litigation or legislation. Here's the run-down on his racket:

    1. Create the controlling thinktank that holds controlling interests in all your ventures: http://www.thinkatomic.com/

    2. Create a bunch of "portfolio" companies (not operating companies, but incorporated legal entities with domain names registered and parked and separate financials to channel the money through). See http://www.thinkatomic.com/business/portfolio.html for the list.

    3. Organize one as the nonprofit to push the allegedly idealistic idea through with the presentation that you won't individually profit. CP80.org is playing this role. Lead with a public presence, website, a PR firm, etc.

    4. Hold submarine patents or other IP work in process in another organization. I'm guessing EXO Applied Science will play that role, but it's just a guess.

    5. Have yet another organization come out with the licensed technology to sell to others - or just license it for use. Surf Recon or Jumpseed might be those organizations. Jumpseed has a misconfigured website running Apache on CentOS here: http://www.jumpseed.com/

    6. Have attorneys ready to chase IP infringement (ala SCOG).

    It appears to be a SCOG racket again, except this time with a legislative requirement angle. Someone needs to run USPTO patent searches on these company names and the principals as well.

  154. sounds like a good job for the .porn domain... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

    Once again the "moral" morons of the world shoot themselves in the foot.

    The easiest way to have been able to block all porn would have been to restrict porn to the .porn domain. But "no one " wanted the .porn domain becasue it would encourage porn... sounds like the same stupid argument used against contraception.

    So... no we're going to break tcp/ip to do the same thing we could have done easily with the .porn domain?

  155. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by dswan69 · · Score: 1

    "This petition shows the government just how many people really oppose this horrendous imagery,"

    50,000. Out of how many people? I wonder how many refused to sign her petition?

    So the guy was supposedly 'obsessed' - nevermind that anti-pornorgraphy types will define almost any viewing of pornography as being obsessed, just like anti-some-drugs types define any recreational use of illegal drugs as drug abuse - but is there any evidence that his viewing pornography resulted in him becoming a killer or did it perhaps actually delay his move into killing?

    And I certainly wouldn't trust the British authorities to have any sort of rational attitude when it comes to what should or should not be banned.

  156. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by dswan69 · · Score: 1

    "You see real women wearing pigtails much past the age of about twelve"

    Girls love it, especially when attending events like raves.

    There's a lot of rough pornography. There are also a lot of women who love rough sex. It is impossible to pigeonhole human sexual behaviour, declare these things normal and good, but those things deviant and bad.

    And who knows where pornography would go if instead of constantly trying to wipe it out, a pointless endeavour, it was distributed as acceptable entertainment. It may be the case that pornography is the way it is because of constant attempts to suppress it.

    And you can't generalise about consumers of pornography.

  157. Just ban children from the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think children should be simply banned from the internet.

    that way adults can enjoy something without some fucking children ruining it.

  158. Just use the evil bit by diablobsb · · Score: 1

    Why complicate things.... Just set the already standard evil bit...

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  159. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by Ngwenya · · Score: 1

    if you take some naughty images of you and your consenting partner that would fall under these new laws, then you'll be a criminal even if you have no intent of distributing these publically.

    Actually, there was already a case brought against a group of gay S&M fetishists, who took videos of themselves in various sub/dom situations, and hammering nails into ... well, you can guess the rest. They were prosecuted under the Obscene Publications Act, and, IIRC found guilty - even though there was never any intention of distributing the material. What is being proposed here - and let me be clear, if I wasn't earlier - I think the proposal is not a sensible approach - is the enclosure with the definition of Obscene Publications of violent sexual imagery.

    IMHO, there is a world of difference between child pornography and simulated rape and mutilation scenes between consenting adults [NB: if the photos are the result of actual rapes or mutilations, then they are already considered obscene by virtue (or vice) of the non-consensual element]

    The evidence that I have checked out in this area indicates that consumers of child pornography tend (note that word) to be more likely to act as child abusers. I am certainly willing to be convinced otherwise, but in this case, I agree with the ban on such materials being in the public domain, in order to safeguard the likely violations of rights to children which might otherwise occur. But that's where it stops. I don't support the extension of such bans to violent sexual imagery. Libertarians might well disagree with me, but that's surely their right.

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  160. And you would propose...? by clarkn0va · · Score: 1
    I have never been so shocked or disappointed by a /. discussion in my life. I don't think I've ever seen a more one-sided /. discussion in my life, and yet not one comment out of 300+ made a single suggestion as to how we could keep innappropriate content off the screens of businesses, schools, or children. I've seen a lot of posts like these:
    ...they keep electing those who want to take more of our rights away...
    Nobody is trying to take your porn away. This person simply suggested one method of cataloguing or sorting it. Perhaps you all have some interest in propagating this content through the mainstream.
    Will the balance ever shift in the other direction?
    And how much porn were you able to consume at work ten years ago? How much was your father able to consume at work thirty years ago? How much porn can a 13 year-old child consume sitting in the school library or his own home, compared to five years ago? Clearly pornography is becoming more ubiquitous each passing week, and it's a bold-faced lie to suggest that your so-called rights to view it at every moment in every place are being increasingly infringed upon. This is not an attempt at censorship, and it is not a freedom of speech issue. It is one man's attempt at keeping things in their rightful place.
    But who decides what is pornography?
    All these 'grey-area' examples are attempts at minimizing the harm. Most countries have laws in place that define what is pornography. Here in Canada, as in many countries, most business that sell pornographic magazines or rent pornographic movies keep them behind the counter, in a separate room, or a separate store altogether. This does not infringe on your freedom to consume it. Admittedly, it does not keep pornography altogether out of the hands of children, or out of the sight of people who don't care to have it flashed in front of them. Nevertheless, it is an important step in separating it from other media and preserving the citizen's right to choose to consume it or not, and this is exactly what is being attempted in legislating it to its own port. Again, if /.ers are so convinced that this proposition is a waste of time and energy, then let's see one alternative recommendation.
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  161. there is porn by glrotate · · Score: 1

    We have laws against obscene material.
    Miller v. California, 413 U.S. 15 (1973) gave us a three part test. A jury must answer yes to all three questions.

    1 Whether the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest;

    2 Whether the work depicts/describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by applicable law;

    3 Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

    This is a factual issue to be determined by a jury.

    Your argument is facile and repeated far to often.

  162. Mr. Yarro's mental sanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Mr. Yarro hates porn he doesn't need to download it. Very simple. But interestingly Mr. Yarro has a not just a history of lobbying but one of mental problems. I just hope the next institution he is seeking out for treatment will keep him for a while.

  163. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    A significant number of the people clamouring for restrictions on porn do it based on arguments centered around morality, degradation or violence.

    Probably true, but I haven't seen any statistics on this. Running counter to this is the fact that those jumping on the "porn isolation" bandwagon are from Oregon, where you are most likely to find the morality-centered argument. Either way, I feel that the most significant number of people just want to keep it out of their homes and away from their children (purely conjecture on my part).

    If they believe porn to be degrading, morally reprehensible or cause increased violent behavior, why would they stop just because they were given "protection" for themselves?

    Look at it this way ... if you isolate the porn, you have two positive side effects. The first is that you remove the support of the people who are only trying to keep porn away from their children. The second is that you yank the legs out from under one of the best arguments of those who want to do away with porn completely. Somebody mentioned earlier that it would be great if the porn industry would do this voluntarily. I agree. That would keep additional laws from hitting the books while at the same time diminishing the perceived problem.

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  164. Yarro wants to appear rightous to Utah jury by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Lots of religous folks in the Mormon capital of the world. A local-yocal jury might not want to convict the great crusader against pornography.

    This strategy has worked successfully for others.

    Yarro owns 40% of SCOX.

  165. The Great "Firewall" of Utah by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    DISCLAIMER: I AM AN UN-ORTHADOX MORMON

    It wouldn't be to far from what the Chinese are doing with the internet in their country, except now it is a whole state doing it. Actually, something like would work, it may get struck down by the US Supreme Court, but there are so many sheep^H^H^H^H^HMormons, who would vote for a constitutional amendment just cause their (perceived, all be it false) notion of the "Prophet" desiring such legislation.

    Kind of funny, seeing that the University of Utah was apart of Arpanet, though, to be fair, the U is not very Orthodox Mormon friendly (and good for them, some one has to counter balance BYU).

  166. There's already a safe kids domain, kids.us. by dwheeler · · Score: 1
    There is already a kids-safe domain, kids.us. Here's an article about kids.us (previously called dot-kids.us until people realized that's too complicated). Since it was a subdomain of the ".us" domain, U.S. laws could easily apply in granting (or revoking) a domain name. The original company complained, saying it wanted something different so it could make even more money, but in the end it relented. Here's more information about kids.us -- including the information that this is already in U.S. law.

    Problem is, few sites take advantage of kids.us; nearly all kid sites are NOT in kids.us. One problem may be that it appears there's a single monopolist in control of the domain registration; that means higher domain prices, and more importantly, any kid site in kids.us would put their entire business under the control of that monopolist. There may be other problems, too.

    Which is too bad. I think the basic idea of kids.us is actually sound. We need to find a way to eliminate risks to the organizations signing up to kids.us, and and then encourage them to use it. If there were a "safe for the kids" area on the Internet, perhaps some of the other concerns would be reduced.

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  167. I think its Brilliant by ajnsue · · Score: 1

    This could just be the inet version of upper shelf magazines in the Convenience Store.
    The porn industry knows what they do - they arent stupid. They dont need to be protected as a disadvantaged group. They do need to be regulated.
    It is to their benefit to formalize their place on the internet. With this change instead of being somebody who "snuck in" they could now be recognized as an Adult Business with a recognized distribution mechanism.
    It wont solve any problems of predatorship, or exploitations. But it will allow the "businesses' to separate itself from the criminals to some degree.

  168. Social Firewall by skelly33 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if it's more amusing or disturbing that this guy wants to fix a social issue with technology. Seriously, if porn in the workplace is a problem in your office... hire better people.

    1. Re:Social Firewall by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      Seriously, if porn in the workplace is a problem in your office... hire better people.
      Or give them some training about how to find it. Avoid. How to avoid finding it, by accident, yes, that's what I meant.
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  169. Only on Slashdot by nortcele · · Score: 1

    Only on Slashdot does a "Right to Porn" issue get front page billing. Strange. It's as if the current slashdot crowd would contend that there is absolutely nothing wrong with pornography. Somehow I don't think any of the framers of the Constitution had pornography in mind. Lincoln probably wouldn't have thought of the "right to porn" as an inalienable right. Sigh...

    1. Re:Only on Slashdot by slappyjack · · Score: 1

      Thats funny, becuase I don't think Lincoln really would have thought we'd have just slightly less than half the country worried that a very annoying and vocal minority would see trying to shove their Bibles up our asses twenty-four hours a day as their inalienable right, either.

      I bet Lincoln also never thought there would be a way for some citizen of this country to publish a sentence that teamed up his name and the phrase "bibles up our asses" and have it be almost instantly viewable by a million people.

      Sigh. Stupid Lincoln. He should have had the foresight to see this shit coming.

      Its not that we all see nothing wrong with pornography, it's that we see things wrong with trying to control WHO sees WHAT without leaving that choice up to them.

      I, by the way, DO happen to really dig me some pornography every so often; and I don't really think Lincoln was a big stupid.

    2. Re:Only on Slashdot by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

      I agree. If some of the slashdot submitters want my support for their causes, they will need to pick a cause that leads to freedom and peace, not one which leads to blindness and captivity.

      Those who have the most choice in whether they look at porn are those who do not look at it. The same can be said of smoking. Those who have the most choice in whether they smoke are those who do not smoke. Therefore, anyone who wants freedom of choice where porn is concerned, including the freedom to look at it, should be in favor of measures that make it easy to not partake.

    3. Re:Only on Slashdot by Alsee · · Score: 1

      a cause that leads to freedom

      Ahh, I understand. That would be the increased freedom of more laws and more restrictions to put more people in prison.

      Gotchya, more Prison is more Freedom.
      War is Peace.
      Ignorance (of porn, apparently) is Strength.

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    4. Re:Only on Slashdot by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

      Did you click on my name to find all my posts, Alsee? :)

      In this instance, I was not talking about laws and restrictions (although I can understand why you'd think that since that is the topic of this slashdot submission). I was talking more about the personal freedom we gain or lose based on the choices that we make, that may or may not have any relationship to the laws of the government.

      For example, take a hypothetical male who spends countless hours and money looking at porn. After 3 years of doing this, what does he have to show for it? Nothing except lots and lots of used tissue in wastebaskets and a lot of time and money gone. To me, this is not freedom, but captivity. If this sounds like the kind of life you'd like to lead, you are of course free to do so, but I want something more out of my life. I want to look back at the choices I've made and see growth in my life, not a line of full wastebaskets full of used tissues.

      Make no mistake, I am not saying that you cannot look at porn. I fully defend your freedom of choice to do so. I am simply saying that there are better things you can be doing with your time, things that will make you and those around you better people, and things that will make you happier. If you disagree, that is your choice and I support your right to disagree.

      As to my previous comment... if people want me to rally behind their cause, they need to come up with a cause that leads to personal growth and the growth of society.. something that takes us to a better place. I totally support getting rid of the DMCA because I feel that the DMCA has taken us to a worse place.

    5. Re:Only on Slashdot by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Did you click on my name to find all my posts, Alsee?

      I didn't specifically hunt you down. Chuckle. Though it's likely that the name (and general position) recognition probably influenced my decision-to-reply-threshhold when I saw it again.

      In this instance, I was not talking about laws and restrictions (although I can understand why you'd think that since that is the topic of this slashdot submission)

      Ok, though it was more than just the story itself. I'm not quite sure if this rates a mea culpa or not, but I guess I carried over context from another post where you did explicitly express support for the Utah legislative proposal.

      take a hypothetical male who spends countless hours and money looking at porn.

      Well first I'd say that's rather foolish. Going on the internet to buy porn is like flying to Alaska to buy snow, chuckle. As for it being a waste of time, I won't argue. We seem fine on the point that people can and do enjoy wasting their time in innumerable ways.

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      Back to the proposed law... the reason the majority Slashot reaction is so fast ans so strong is because this is only the lastest in an endless stream of attempts to legislate technology and wich generally require impossible technology and/or seek seek to break fundamental aspects of the internet. I don't know how long you've been on here or whether you've caught news on this from other sources, but there have been MULTIPLE laws passed by congress that had to be struck down by the Supreme Court for being unconstitutional.

      Americans of all political stripes love what America stands for and want what's best for America, even if we can't always agree on what's best for America and how to resolve conflicts between competing ideals. Americans can agree on the principle that violating the Constitution is a Bad Thing, even if we quibble over how the Constitution should be interprested. One of America's highest ideals is Freedom of Speech. America has probably the strongest protections on Freedom of Speech of any country on earth. On Slashdot that is held especially dear. Many of us live and breath information and information technology. It is our social and professional lifeblood. We are dismayed when politicials ignorantly pass bad laws, we are irritated when they accidentally pass unconstitutional laws that have to be struck down, but be are positively outraged that our politicians have knowingly and repeatedly passed unconstitutional censorship laws solely to play political games. We don't appreciate them trying to pass additional unconstitutional laws, and we don't want them tweeking and twiddling to find the worst possible that that will still manage to squeek past the Supreme Court without being struck down. Another huge factor is that even if their intended goal is OK, there is often no acceptable means of reaching that goal. Computers deal in raw information - ones and zeros. Technology sends and receives and manipulates and copies bits. The technology does not and cannot know what the bits mean. The exact same bit sequence can represent both a copyrighted file and an uncopyrighted file. The exact same bit sequence can represent both a porn picture and a text fairy tale. Trying to legislate that technology must somehow regulate the content in the bits is asking the impossible because the exact same bits can be both restricted and unrestricted content. Encrypted bits cannot be identified at all.

      Part of the copyright issue is certainly that peopel simply like free stuff, and part of it is certainly people being pissed at abusive industry cartels, and part of it it certainly anger and distain for bad laws that have been bought by those same industry lobbiests, but a very crucial part of it is simply recongition of the fact that what "they" want is physically impossible and/or every available means to accomplish what they want is either flawed or intolerable for one reason or another. Preventing/catching copyright infringment may be a noble purpose, but even

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  170. HOSTS file by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1
    Why memorize when you can just put an entry in your HOSTS file and be done with it? I've been using this for years to blackhole domains I don't want to see (doubleclick.com, etc). It can be done in reverse just as easily, just find the IP of said porn server, put an entry in your hosts file like:
    1.2.3.4porn.fun
    And you can now go to http://porn.fun/ for all of your porn needs.
    On top of this, have none of these "technology businessmen" ever heard of proxies? It would be trivial for me to setup a proxy server at home, which I can browse to on port 80, and then have it send request on to wherever I want it to. Worse, I would expect that we'll see a bunch of these pop up after this sort of thing is enacted. Heck, you might be able to make money off this sort of thing.
    1. Setup a port 80 proxy
    2. Sell access
    3. ??? - Afterall, the last thing you would want is logs for the FBI/CIA/Stazi to seize
    4. Profit!!!
    Either way, this CP80 idea is just as stupid as anything you'd expect from people associated with SCO.

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  171. I, as a juror, by hummassa · · Score: 1

    would answer "no" to all of the above questions, in *all* circumstances. It's my firm opinion that:

    1. every average modern person should find sex acts depiction appealing and interesting;
    2. what is the applicable law? why should legislation apply to consenting intimate acts of people?
    3. every single smut has serious artistic value IMO.

    And I know *lots* of people that think similarly to me, at least WRT #3.

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    1. Re:I, as a juror, by glrotate · · Score: 1

      1. every average modern person should find sex acts depiction appealing and interesting

      Sort of depends on the type doesn't it? Most people find depictions of beastiality, child molestation, and rape revolting.

      2. what is the applicable law? why should legislation apply to consenting intimate acts of people?

      2a. The applicable law is the one being enforced. If a court in Utah is hearing the case they would be applying Utah or federal law.

      2b Because that's what the public wants. We regulate all sorts of "intimate acts". As a general rule, we don't ask individuals if they want the law to apply to them or not.

      3. every single smut has serious artistic value IMO.

      You're entitled to your opinion. The point of the Miller test is that the producers and distributors of obscene materials need to take into account the prevailing sense of morality in the jurisdictions where they operate. If they think that beastiality is generaly acceptable in Libertineville then they should feel to produce it. However, they may want to think twice before operating in Utah or some other area with a more conservative population.

  172. Did anyone notice that this guy Yarro..... by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

    "has been building and developing technology companies such as Altiris Inc. and SCO Group Inc." Yes, that SCO group.

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  173. A simple and cheap way to filter the internet by Ponzicar · · Score: 1

    Here is the best way to protect your children from bad things online: 1. Grab the phone or network cable in your hand 2. Pull 3. Temporarily reverse these steps when you can look over your kid's shoulders.

  174. What legislators could really do... by aquarian · · Score: 1

    ...is force Microsoft to put effective popup blockers and spam filters into Windows software. I have this stuff with Linux, and I'm never invaded by unwanted porn.

    Microsoft, Real, etc. won't do this themselves, because making it easy for porncasters ensures adoption of Microsoft software. Do a porn search with your favorite file sharing app, and see how many files are MS formats compared to others. This is because MS makes it easier to serve, and serve additional advertising with, Windows Media. I'm starting to see obnoxious popups with Real Media files now too. Even NPR is doing it!

  175. Re:UK Woman is trying to 'block' violent Porn site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see real women wearing pigtails much past the age of about twelve? NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I don't like pigtail porn either, it's stupid. That said, you are wrong. There are plenty of women wearing pigtails. I was just at a birthday party last night and someone had them. I think she's mid 30s. Go to a college campus and you'll see lots of pigtails. Oh, and how come you know so much about this porn you claim to hate?

  176. Well... life is like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I highly doubt that comes remotely close to an actual representation of sex for 99% of the population"

    Well, everybody looks at Vogue and Cosmopolitan as the representation of beauty, but for 99% of the population, its not true.

    I just tell my kids that everything on the Internet is a lie. They seem to have gotten by so far with that little jem.

  177. Misleading by dsbx · · Score: 1

    The original post is fairly misleading. According to the linked article, the proposal is not limited to porn sites. The proposal implies that ALL web content be categorized into channels.

  178. Clueless libraries Re:Free our libraries! by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Lorain, OH, the library had computers with internet access set aside for kids and only kids (under the age of 12, I believe, and I think they changed it to under 9). They also only had chairs in that area that were comfortable only for small children.

    They also had and have a disclaimer that they would not be stand-ins for parents.

    Talks with the staff demonstrated that they were unaware that:
    1. Children of such an age should not be unaccompanied by adults.
    2. Most children of that age cannot read and lack other skills necessary for the utilization of a computer.
    3. To the extent that some of the children are school age, they are required by law to be in school for a specified time several times out of the year, during which they cannot use the library computers set aside for them.
    4. While adults generally have to have jobs, their job options are flexible enough that a good number of them can be into the library during the time that children of school age have to be in school.
    5. People are children of the ages that they have computers set aside for, for a relatively short time of their lives, so the number of patrons that are not in that category vastly outnumber those that are.

    On the basis of these facts, I tried to explain to them that dedicating those computers for the use of children was an extremely inefficient use of resources, but they would not hear me out.

    They do not appear to have material regarding their computer allocation and policy regarding chld only computers online, so it's hard to speak definitively, but the whole point is to illustrate how those who try to make decistions with kids in mind may have no idea what a kid is, nor remember their own childhood well.

    1. Re:Clueless libraries Re:Free our libraries! by Mortlath · · Score: 1
      It's possible that they set aside those computers just so that parents couldn't complain that the computers weren't "child-safe", even if children never plan to use them.

      It seems to me that libraries have gotten a lot of flak for not having restricted internet access, even though, as you said, most children won't even be using the computers at the library.

    2. Re:Clueless libraries Re:Free our libraries! by coyote-san · · Score: 1

      I believe the issue isn't using the library as daycare for very young children while the parents browse the stacks, it's the older children and young teens that are quite capable of using the computers but not yet ready for unrestricted access.

      A concrete example of what I mean by "unrestricted access" would be the results of a search on "Iraq war pictures." Kids should get generic shots of tanks and soldiers, but not be confronted with children their own age who have been severely burned or had limbs blown off. Adults need to see that so they know the true cost of war.

      Some people also bring up the idea that some perverts are looking at porn in the stacks and children could come across it, but as you pointed out younger children should be accompanied by an adult anyway.

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    3. Re:Clueless libraries Re:Free our libraries! by glowworm · · Score: 1

      1. Children of such an age should not be unaccompanied by adults.

      Adult supervision can take a few forms. Generally I would imagine that parents would be with their children in a public library anyway. How many 9 year olds do you actually see alone? Additionally the AUP states that photo ID must be provided. How many 9 year olds have a drivers license?

      2. Most children of that age cannot read and lack other skills necessary for the utilization of a computer.

      THIS IS CRAP It also shows you obviously don't have children! Children can read at 6 and they are generally using computers for Literacy and Numeracy at 5 (sometimes earlier). In most schools the internet is provided for self-learning from 8 upwards and for guided learning from 7.

      3. To the extent that some of the children are school age, they are required by law to be in school for a specified time several times out of the year, during which they cannot use the library computers set aside for them.

      Why are you angry that children have reserved work spaces? Do they not have rights as well? Should they be expected to fight for access on an equal footing with adults? What about a different, more child friendly setup - different icons and programs etc. Have you considered that those particular stations might have heavier filtering (like N2H2) than an adult station?

      4. While adults generally have to have jobs, their job options are flexible enough that a good number of them can be into the library during the time that children of school age have to be in school.

      Maybe housewives and the unemployed. The vast majority of people are still nine to five. Children (in my country) are nine to three-thirty.

      5. People are children of the ages that they have computers set aside for, for a relatively short time of their lives, so the number of patrons that are not in that category vastly outnumber those that are.

      Please see the comment for your point three.

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    4. Re:Clueless libraries Re:Free our libraries! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      A concrete example of what I mean by "unrestricted access" would be the results of a search on "Iraq war pictures." Kids should get generic shots of tanks and soldiers, but not be confronted with children their own age who have been severely burned or had limbs blown off.

      Why not? There are many complex issues that children aren't really capable of understanding, but the horrors of war isn't one of them. Intentionally sanitizing the nature of war doesn't really serve any purpose.

      Adults need to see that so they know the true cost of war.

      And children shouldn't? Children should be wrapped in fluffy, comfortable lies until they reach some arbitrary age when all the horrors of reality should be loosed upon them? I'm sorry, but I don't see the logic behind this. Proteccting children from harm is reasonable. Protection children from life is absurd.

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  179. I applaud this guy's attempt by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't know what some people feel they are accomplishing by mocking attempts like this.

    In truth, looking at porn only leads to captivity, so I would think that those who love freedom would be more interested in trying to eliminate porn from their lives rather than trying to mock attempts to do so, even if the attempt may have some technological flaws.

    Personally, I love freedom, therefore I try to avoid porn as much as possible, and if some law is going to make it that much easier for me to avoid porn by putting it all in a single TCP port, so much the better for me and my family. Why? Because porn is not worth protecting!

    And being married, I love sex too, but I love how sacred sex is. For those of you who have never been married and never experienced how wonderful sex is within marriage, with complete fidelity, let me tell you, it is totally worth it. The world tells us so many lies about sex, that it is sad.

    Porn is just a big lie. Instead of trying to save it, let's just be rid of it. Sure this guy's attempt may have some technological flaws, but at least he's trying.

    1. Re:I applaud this guy's attempt by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Because porn is not worth protecting!

      I may not agree with what you say, but I would fight to the death for your right to say it(*).

      (*) unless I do not feel it happens to be worth protecting.

      P.S. The crap I want to spew is more important to protect than the crap you want to spew.

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    2. Re:I applaud this guy's attempt by gg3po · · Score: 1
      In truth, looking at porn only leads to captivity, so I would think that those who love freedom would be more interested in trying to eliminate porn from their lives rather than trying to mock attempts to do so, even if the attempt may have some technological flaws.

      I agree that porn is negative. I was right with you up until the "ignore all flaws"/"it's the thought that counts" part.

      Personally, I love freedom, therefore I try to avoid porn as much as possible, and if some law is going to make it that much easier for me to avoid porn by putting it all in a single TCP port, so much the better for me and my family. Why? Because porn is not worth protecting!

      I agree that porn doesn't deserve special protection. It's a worthless, timeconsuming, potentially addictive, brainwashing pursuit. However, the second part of your statement can be basically summed up with "the ends justify the means" -- something I can't support.

      Porn is just a big lie. Instead of trying to save it, let's just be rid of it. Sure this guy's attempt may have some technological flaws, but at least he's trying.

      I agree with you, but here's the difference. Just "trying" doesn't cut it. You need to spend your efforts where they will do some good, and avoid collateral damage. I don't need the government to force me to do what is right. I haven't achieved anything when I'm being forced. The real test of the character of a person is when they are permitted to fail, and yet choose to succeed. I have no problem with installing filter software on my own computer. I do have a problem with the government installing it.

      Liberty is the prevention of control by others. This requires self-control... --Lord Acton
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  180. This augments the XXX TLD proposal; ROFL by RentonSentinel · · Score: 1

    Whats the matter, Slashdot? Arbitrary govt regulation got you down? Why don't I hear all the advocates of the .XXX TLD applauding this effort...? Seems to me the technical challenges are roughly the same, and so are the moral "goals" of the project, right?

    Whats the matter, Slashdot? Had a change of heart? Or was .XXX advocacy really about forcing porn into the mainstream like I told you it was?

    1. Re:This augments the XXX TLD proposal; ROFL by cqnn · · Score: 1

      Porn is already in the mainstream, it has been for several thousand years.

        I guess you could consider me an advocate of the .XXX and .SEX TLD ideas, but
      not in the regard of forcing companies to move to specific domains if they
      do not want to.
      Some would argue that it leaves little incentive for the current crop of
      pron sites to want to move, until you point out that once you establish
      a TLD specifically for a certain type of commerce, it actually makes it
      more efficient for business of that type to establish themselves within
      that plane of reference. The flaw of course is that didn't work out
      so well for the .net TLD (which was supposed to be for networking/ISP
      concerns only, to seperate infrastructure companies from their clients).

      The bigger problem with this proposal, is that it sets government regulation
      at the transport layer. And the government does not have a good track record
      of correcting its position if needed when (not if) it puts a breast cancer
      support site in the same network category as goatse?

      A .XXX site would at least have access to the same level of arbitration that
      is awarded .COM and .NET disputes.

  181. The net effect... by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    The net effect of this proposal is that it would require the ISP to essentially do content filtering. Since even a passing knowledge of the internet shows that you can't legislate this solution worldwide, it effectively forces the ISP to monitor compliance with the "porn port". It can't work any other way.

    And once you do that, the slippery slope is the ISP becomes more than just a provider of bandwidth. Either criminal or civil lawsuits would force each of the ISPs to monitor what goes on each port. ...and of course once you do that, its an easy leap to say "well, you already monitor for porn, you should also monitor for copyright violations, slander, libel, and unamerican activities".

    What a slippery slope.

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  182. A Better Solution by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a better solution be to not view pornography if it offends you? I know it's scandalous, but not everyone is offended by porn; some couples even enjoy viewing it together.

  183. Holy-Unnecessary-Cow! by slappyjack · · Score: 1

    See, I seem to remember back in the day before this whole an-internet-account-in-every-pot thing when the best firewall for pornograpy was giving your kids a good solid beating when they looked at shit they were expressly told not to look at.

    Didn't even require $600,000 worth of printing up legislative documents, either.

    1. Re:Holy-Unnecessary-Cow! by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      Right, and children always do what they are told... you don't have any children, do you.

  184. I applaud this guy's post by slappyjack · · Score: 1

    I don't know what some people feel they are accomplishing by attempts to fight decisions about what content I can and cannot see like this.

    In truth, limiting my choices for me only leads to my passivity, so I would think that those who love the new freedom would be more interested in trying to eliminate choice from their lives rather than trying to rely on education and self-responsibility, even if freedom of choice may have some human-nature flaws.

    Personally, I love being freed from responsibility, therefore I try to avoid self-responsibility as much as possible, and if some law is going to make it that much easier for me to avoid the burdens of making decisions and self responsibility by putting it all in in the hands of someone else, so much the better for me and my family. Why? Because free thiking is not worth protecting!

    And being lazy, I love free thinking too, but I love how easy giving it all over to a theocracy is. For those of you who have never given in and and never experienced how wonderful letting others make your choices for you, with complete supplication, let me tell you, it is totally worth it. The Elders tell us so many simplicities about life, but thinking of all the decisions I would have to make on my own just makes me sad.

    Freedom is just a big lie. Instead of trying to save it, let's just be rid of it. Sure this guy's attempt may have some ideological flaws, but at least he loves Jesus.

    1. Re:I applaud this guy's post by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

      You know perfectly well that I didn't say any of those things, nor do I believe them.

    2. Re:I applaud this guy's post by slappyjack · · Score: 1

      I know perfectly well that you didn't say any of those things, nor do I give a damn.

    3. Re:I applaud this guy's post by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, where do you draw a line of free though/expression and public safety? Should a 5-year-old be able to purchase a loaded handgun, if he thinks he should?

    4. Re:I applaud this guy's post by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Strawman argument. Come back when you've learned the difference between speech and an action (singke or double? - Ed).

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    5. Re:I applaud this guy's post by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      No. I want someone to tell me why a minor cannot purchase a loaded fire arm but he can access all the pornography he wants to?

    6. Re:I applaud this guy's post by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      Do the research I suggested and maybe you'd be able to work it out yourself.

      No, on second thoughts, you probably couldn't.

      So for you (and all the other hard of thinking people out there), it's pretty hard to kill someone with a nuddie mag.

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    7. Re:I applaud this guy's post by MRL_MND · · Score: 1

      Oh, so the sword is more powerful than the word. I always thought it was the other way around.

    8. Re:I applaud this guy's post by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Oh my God! You're RIGHT! The pen is mightier than the sword, and that means they are deadlier than guns!

      Books are vastly more dangerous and deadly than swords or guns. We must ensure that no child is allowed to learn how to read before they are at least 18.

      Ignorance is Strength.
      Slavery is Freedom.
      War is Peace.

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  185. i find jesusfreaks offensive by rusko · · Score: 0

    i find puritan jesusfreaks offensive. can we possibly restrict them, along with 737 club (or whatever it's called) and the rest of their propaganda, to certain ports, times and channels? if they can ask for legislation restricting that which offends *them*, i'd like to see that which offends me legislated away as well.

    1. Re:i find jesusfreaks offensive by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
      "can we possibly restrict them, along with 737 club (or whatever it's called) "

      It's actually called the 700 Club, named for the sum total of the members' IQs.

  186. Porn by nukeade · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you think porn scars a kid... wait until he gets a girlfriend.

    ~Ben

    1. Re:Porn by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, they've found that as a result of more access to porn, teenage boys are more into cunnilingus than they used to be. The only problem is girls aren't all that comfortable with it due to problems with their perceived body image. And blow jobs seem to have become (pardon the pun) cheap finger food rather than an a rare exotic dessert.

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  187. I can too deny it... by mengel · · Score: 1
    You say:
    You can't deny that they are real issues with real impact on the American people.
    <rant-mode>
    Actually, I can, and do say so. They don't even make my top 10, except peripherally the Hummer H2 bit.
    • Abortions used to be illegal, and we had lots of abortions; the debate is whether to make it illegal, which does very little of any actual consequence, except decrease the quality of medical care overall.
    • Prayer in schools? Another non-issue. It turns into government sanctioned religion eventually, and gets kicked out as unconstitutional. It's against my religion to take the Pledge of Allegiance, but they do that in most schools in the country; I learned early on you can say "WHY pledge allegiance..." and nobody can tell the difference.
    • Intelligent Design/Evolution -- Nobody who's ever done the Creationism/Intelligent design thing in office in the last 2 decades has ever stayed in office long enough to make it happen. Non-issue.
    • Taxing the rich? The rich have never payed taxes noticably. Non-issue.
    • Drilling in the ANWR -- A damned shame, but barely a scratch in the surface of our overall environmental/climate quagmire, and a complete diversion from the real related issues (e.g. stopping the use of petroleum for fuel, etc.)
    • Balanced Budget/Deficit Spending -- these are just more and less direct methods of taxation.
    • One you don't mention -- Fighting Terrorism -- Deaths due to terrorism are nothing compared to deaths due to disease, natural disaster, and famine soon to come from climate change. Heck, the Tobacco companies kill way more people in a week than terrorists kill in a year. (well, roughly that proportion, I haven't looked up the exact numbers lately.)
    Most of these issues are in fact short-term smoke-screens, designed to get you emotionally riled up; but when you look at things like what actually kills innocent people in large numbers, (even if you count embryos as innocent people, depending on your religious leanings) these issues don't even make any kind of a prioritized list.

    Instead, we should be

    • massively improving education (class sizes in the 5-10 kids/teacher range), so that we have more graduates capable of contributing to the remaining items.
    • (Here in the USA, anyhow) ramping up the CDC, FEMA, and other organizations that directly save lives, rather than cutting their budgets and responsibilities.
    • Similarly putting way more money into similar United Nations organizations.
    • Figuring out how to run our economy without fossil fuels, and how to get the C02 levels in the atmosphere back down.
    • completly redesigning transportation to be orders of magnitude safer and not use non-renewable fuels.
    • take our most efficient helthcare system (Medicare, not any private insurance company) and take the age limit out of it, and give it to everyone. Let the insurance companies make money on fires, or go out of business on hurricanes (as global warming combined with long term trends scrubs our southern coasts clean of civilization...)
    </rant-mode>
    So anyway, I do think both major parties (and most of the small ones, too) have entirely the wrong priorities. The Green party has the closest to the right direction, but even there only in the broadest of terms, and they've demonstrated no facility with winning elections.
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  188. Pay per view? by KnarfO · · Score: 1

    I agree it's really tough to know exactly where to draw the line on judging porn vs non-porn. My vote for where to begin segregation (until we have a better consensus) is any site requiring payment for viewing.

    If you want money for your pics (or other content), it must be segregated, along with all promotional material (no free samples available to non-porn channels).

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    1. Re:Pay per view? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      So Slashdot is porn? You need to pay to view it, or see old stories as a free sample with advertising.

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  189. Is there name for this kind of thing? by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    When somebody comes up with an obviously stupid idea and takes it right to the top like this, they tend to reply to all the people that laugh at them along the lines of "Well, whey laughed at <insert name of now recognised genius>."

    This should be called "the <someone> effect" where <someone> is the name of somebody who had a chronically stupid idea that WAS indeed found to be completely stupid. Of course almost by definition the name of that <someone> would now mean nothing to anyone, but are there any exceptions? Any suggestions?

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    1. Re:Is there name for this kind of thing? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      somebody who had a chronically stupid idea that WAS indeed found to be completely stupid
      I've seen this argument many times, it's just a special case of affirming the consequent. Or to put it another way: Sure, they thought Einstein was a crackpot, and he turned out to be a genius. Likewise with Darwin. But just because everyone laughs at someone doesn't mean he's correct. Just ask Bozo the clown.

      For every visionary there must be hundreds of delusional nutters and misguided amateurs; but history doesn't remember them, or if it does only as footnotes.

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      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
    2. Re:Is there name for this kind of thing? by planetoid · · Score: 1

      But just because everyone laughs at someone doesn't mean he's correct. Just ask Bozo the clown.

      I'm sorry, good sir, but Dr. Bozo The Clown's Theory of Duo-Quantum Hypersuperfluatic Nanoantimatter holds so much more water to it than this current "String Theory" pseudoscience flying around journals these days. But no, just because he was a clown, with his big red shoes and big red nose and puffy bright-red balding afro, and his ability to make children laugh and smile, the physicists couldn't help but laugh at him and rudely spray him with seltzer every time he wanted to address a large crowd at Stanford University. Every time he tried to write his proofs and formulae on a whiteboard for all to see, his bow-tie spun around with a loud whistling sound and smacked him square in the face, and the physicists -- did they help? Did they offer to so less as to straighten his tie? NO! THEY THREW BANANA CREAM PIES AT HIM WHILE HE WAS ALREADY DOWN!! How immature of the physics community, which is supposed to be populated by mature, reasonable, professional adults, to berate and insult such an unfortunate, misunderstood clown whose innate and profound understanding of Duo-Quantum Hypersuperfluatic Nanoantimatter yielded ideas and revolutionary theories way ahead of the physics community's time. To that I say -- shame on physicists everywhere for destroying this good clown's potential irrefutable and would-be-generous contributions to society and science. And I say to Mr. Hawking, if you are reading this: insulting Bozo the Clown's fake eyebrows as, and I quote, "looking. Like. That. Transvestite. Divine. From. John. Waters'. Movies.", was a wholly new low that left me dismayed at the hostile and graceless state of the physics status quo as it stands today, especially for one who purports to be a refined and sophisticated English gentleman.

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  190. (2b) by hummassa · · Score: 1

    I don't know about USofAn constitution, but our constitution gives people the right to privacy. That means IOW that I do have the right to commit ANY consensual intimate act with ANY person that is capable of giving consent and with ANY inanimate objects of my lawful possession; zoophilia / necrophilia / pedophilia not included because I would be trampling on OTHER's (animal or people) rights. So, despite of the costumes of the populace of the place I live I would like to be able to have consensual oral sex with seven women if it's alright to you.

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  191. Limiting to Ports by DanThuMan · · Score: 1, Funny

    A near technical impossibility but I'm sure the sailors would be happy!

    1. Re:Limiting to Ports by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Don't know that sailors would be very happy, since they would no longer be allowed a girl in every port.

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  192. Hi-res pics or STFU (NT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  193. Yarro is asking for a subsidy from Internet users by beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    But families or employers who don't want pornography in their homes or offices shouldn't have to pay to keep it out, he said.


    Yes they should. They want the service, they pay for it. Lots of places to buy it from, too.

    Other than that, stay the fuck away from my wallet, leech.
  194. A shotgun to kill a fly by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Talk about overkill! Why couldn't you just have limited .gov sites just to allow oral sex?

    =P

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  195. Responsibility by harmonica · · Score: 1

    You raise valid points, yet what you say with regard to adults and porn comes down to personal responsibility.

    Porn raises expectations too much? True, but porn has also helped a lot of couples to spice up their relationship.

    Porn can be addictive? Yes, but so can cigarettes and alcohol. That's why access for children is restricted, but adults can still smoke and drink themselves to death.

    Porn isn't that different from other potentially dangerous "hobbies". I don't want legislation to handle the decision-making for me. Again, this is about porn and adults. With kids, it's a different issue.

    1. Re:Responsibility by Absentminded-Artist · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is a riot. I was +4 Insightful four hours ago and now I'm wavering above 0. Haven't moved into -1 Flamebait yet, but the night's still young...

      Your comments seem based on the belief I want legislation. I never stated that. In fact, I stated that censorship was odious, i.e. legislation outlawing porn is overbearing and easily circumvented. I ended my statement saying I wasn't sure what the solution was but we needed to find one without all the finger pointing and chest beating. I know. I'm an idealist. But I'm a cynical idealist and so I see this issue as a very complicated one. However, like cigarettes, porn affects more than the person partaking it. So this is why issues of regulation keep coming up.

      Because kids have access to porn, too, adults should be grown up enough to live with some restrictions so that they can feed their sexual appetites without affecting kids. What restrictions? I'm not sure. Censoring is ineffective and too prone to opinion. Making it illegal makes enforcement difficult since porn doesn't just come from America. And blocking ports is spitting in the wind. Only luddites will think that's an affective solution.

      The best solution still rests on vigilant parents, but the parent poster pointed out that this is a difficult issue because parent's can't always police their children's activities.

      As for your other statement, just because some people spice up their love life with Snow White and the Seven Narns doesn't mean that we can't responsibly address the detrimental affects. George Burns lived to 100 years old and as far as I know smoked cigars all his life. He bucked the odds and lived a long life, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't warn people about the dangers of smoking. Most people just aren't that lucky, so a little education can help reduce smoking related deaths. Maybe something similar needs to be done to keep porn's detrimental affects on people in check. Like I said, I don't have any solutions, but something needs to be done.

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    2. Re:Responsibility by harmonica · · Score: 1

      I didn't assume that you were asking for legislation, but you seem to see the necessity for change in some way. I don't think there is much to be done, except for informing people. However, from my point of view this is being done already. If you follow the media, the danger of porn addiction does get coverage. Well, not a lot, but it's there. I wouldn't overestimate the effect that this knowledge has on people. Information on the dangers of smoking is widely available, yet people still smoke a lot.

      However, like cigarettes, porn affects more than the person partaking it. So this is why issues of regulation keep coming up.
      Partake = consume? In that case, I find the comparison unfair. A porn consumer does whatever he does to himself only to himself. With cigarettes, it's different, unless you only smoke where no other person ever is.

      As for your other statement, just because some people spice up their love life with Snow White and the Seven Narns doesn't mean that we can't responsibly address the detrimental affects.

      Spicing it up can make a big difference for one's well-being. I wanted to point out the positive side with regard to people in relationships which is often forgotten. For quite a few people, consuming porn is a healthy part of their life. Just like drinking a glass of wine once in a while.

      You were emphasizing the negative effects, that's why I wanted to reply. Keeping a measured approach is what I'm recommending for consuming pretty much anything, and I guess hardly anyone will disagree. But I also want to stress that beyond the recommendation there isn't much that can be done for adults, which brings me back to the responsibility issue.

  196. And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to... by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

    fyngyrz! That is perhaps one of the best ideas I have read on slashdot (minus the acronyms). This idea would work even better than the proposed porn-port, just based on sheer volume - there is waaaaaaaaaay more porn on the Internet, it's just easier to block off the religious nuts to their own separate neighborhoods.

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  197. It's not that simple by harmonica · · Score: 1

    The opinion of one adult actress is not exactly proof. And the power she claims to have over men is rather volatile.

    I think it's quite obvious that exploitation has to be reevaluated with every single porn movie or photo set. Some objectify and degrade women, some don't. Besides you'll probably get differing opinions for every single case. Try to get a soccer mom from the Bible Belt and an Amsterdam bar owner to agree on this topic.

    There is just too much different porn out there to classify it all as either degrading or not degrading. It's like saying all novels are interesting, funny or boring.

  198. But we can still have Nazi porn. by type40 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Right?

    You know the kind with the hansom young Nazi officer on all fours with a leash around his balls being held by a burly black man saying, "So, what were you a saying about being part of the master race?"
    que the porn music

    that's still ok right?

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  199. Why not offer free blacklists? by flashingcurser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm currently getting ready to set up a squid proxy/content filter for a local boys and girls club. The lab has 30-40 kids ranging from 6-10 years old with only one instructer... huge liability. The thing that strikes me as wierd is that the internet is full of FREE porn, but good porn blacklists cost big bucks (well for a small town boys&girls club anyway). Most offer "grey lists" and age appropriate lists. If these politicians really want to help they would hire a good blacklisting company to provide these lists for free. Then there would be no major change in the internet and people who need to do some filtering (like childrens charities) could choose to use the filtering. dan

  200. Problems with ".xxx" by Cha0sAC · · Score: 1

    The "com" or "net" that you're referring to aren't just added to the URL, they're how your site is found. There's actually an implied . at the end of every URL, so http://slashdot.org/ is actually http://slashdot.org./ and then it is somewhat similar to the way you would use the directories on your computer, but in the opposite direction, and some more details. So if you're looking for http://slashdot.org/ it first goes to ".", which is overall, then finds "org" within ".", then finds "slashdot" within "org" and that's how you get here. If there are subdomains, like "yro.slashdot.org" or "politics.slashdot.org", then it keeps going down the line. There's a few more things in there, but they don't really matter for the sake of this discussion.

    As for creating an ".xxx" in place of ".com" for all porn sites, even if it were possible, there's no way to gaurantee that all porn sites will be in the ".xxx" domain, or that all sites in ".xxx" are even porn.

    ".tv" is a good example. ".tv" is supposed to belong to a country in the Pacific. However a few years ago when it was first found out that ".tv" was the countries domain, television shows wanted to use the names in ".tv" because it would be perfect for them because they are TV shows. You could enforce other sites not getting into it with strict regulations I suppose, but then you'd have to define what is pornography,which could eventually lead to what pornagrophy is allowed, etc etc.

    Also, there is then no way to make sure that a porn site is not outside of ".xxx", in fact, if you make regulations on ".xxx" then it'd be easier to make a new porn site just a ".com" instead of a ".xxx".

    1. Re:Problems with ".xxx" by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Er, like whoosh or something.

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    2. Re:Problems with ".xxx" by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Whoops. Someone misplaced their sarcasm detector.

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  201. .XXX TLD by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
    A similar but better strategy would be to limit porn to a .XXX TLD. There's still the problem that foreign sites would not be bound by our laws, but if such a TLD were created, other countries would probably follow with similar laws.

    I am generally against censorship, but in the case of porn, I agree that there are times and places where it is not appropriate... e.g., schools and libraries. Ensuring that such places have a reliable means of blocking it would actually serve to protect the right of everyone else to view it, by providing an officially sanctioned venue for its publication.

    Unfortunately, Shrub opposes the creation of the .XXX TLD. It's not enough for the NeoCons that kids should be prevented from seeing porn; they don't want anyone to have access to it. Creating a .XXX TLD could be seen as legitimizing the Constitutionally-protected exercise of Free Speech that is the porn industry.

  202. Moderation abuse by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

    My comment is not a troll, it is my honest opinion. Moderating me down just because you have a difference of opinion is abuse of moderation.

  203. tissue? by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 0

    I think this Utah proposal has merit and I support it. If you want to spend your time mocking, that is your choice, but I can tell you that I've found a lot of happiness and self-esteem avoiding porn (and tissues as you call it) and without hesitation I recommend to everyone to avoid porn like they would a deadly disease. I don't look at porn, because I don't want my self-esteem lowered, I don't want to be miserable, I want to know who I am, and at best, I want to spend my time on other things.

    If you want to have the choice whether to look at porn, you have to choose not to look at it. Anyone who has become addicted to porn will know what I mean.

    1. Re:tissue? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      I'm delighted you've found happiness and self-esteem, even given the circumstances you report. However, although this works for you, there is no certainty that it will work for others. Many people have no trouble looking, or not looking, depending on what they prefer to do and with no adverse consequences to their daily lives.

      Consider: Every pleasurable behavior can be addictive, if the situation is right and an appropriately susceptible personality comes along. Gambling. Drugs. Alcohol (really just another drug, of course.) Worship. Inventing. Physical abuse. Soldiering. Masturbation. Preaching. Jogging. Popping zits. Checking stocks. Sex. Collecting stray animals. Teaching. Posting on slashdot. Buying lottery tickets. Bingo. Poker. Auctioning and/or buying on EBay. Basically, you name something pleasurable or highly rewarding in any way, and it can turn into addictive behavior. This is incontrovertible fact.

      Now, I ask you... are we to lock all those behaviors (and many, many more) down in order to protect the susceptible from themselves? Or should we allow (or require) the susceptible to get a grip, as you apparently have, and leave the rest to make informed, adult choices without having to have unreasonable limitations imposed on them?

      Every step towards censorship and ghettoizing is taken with a shout and a hurrah from those who would specify what is right for the rest of us. Politicians love this stuff. Consider how difficult it is to get laws and rules like this un-done, however. I think this is a very poor idea.

      The thrust of my "mocking" was to demonstrate that we can ghettoize the things we don't like, but there will be a segment of the population who disagrees. I truly think religion is a bad influence, and I truly think parents are doing evil to their children when they present nonsense mythology to them as if it was fact. But I truly do not think that we ought to ghettoize all Christian sites. Because it's not my business to tell you what you can do, or not do.

      Ask me what I think, and I'll tell you. Tell me I should do what you think, and I'll light your pants on fire. See the difference?

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      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    2. Re:tissue? by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

      I think this Utah proposal is simply a method to make it easier for parents to block porn from their home internet. It does not make it more difficult for those who desire porn to obtain it. Maybe the idea of putting it all on a single tcp port is silly (I'm sure better ideas are out there) but I think the idea of making porn much easier to block for those who wish to block it is a great idea and I definitely support it.

      What is there to fear here?

    3. Re:tissue? by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ok. Let me be a little more blunt, since the long version didn't make an impression.

      I really don't want my kids to be exposed to religious preaching without my being there to explain the lack of objective fact that underlies it, as well as the various brands of greed, hypocracy, and political control that are being excercised, subtly or otherwise.

      Currently, I manage this by ensuring that I am there when they surf. I am perfectly ready to admit this is more difficult than having someone lock all religious material away from their eyes. That, however, does not (in my opinion) so much solve a problem as it does cause one: Now they know nothing about it, and they're going to be curious, and probably chase it down when I am not around. Still, I'd have more free time, and that has value, even if gained at the expense of my children's ability to deal with reality.

      So: If you want porn put on a particular port, I want religion put on its own port as well.

      Now, if you don't like that: Why exactly should your failure to monitor your children's activities on the Internet have priority over my failure to do so?

      On the other hand, If you do like that: exactly how many things offensive to some segment of the population shall we lock away on specific ports so it is "easy" for parents to opt out? There are millions of issues, and only 65536 ports. So there's a practical issue as well as an administrative one.

      Finally, why is software like "Net Nanny" not a reasonable answer if you want to censor your child's network experience? Why is ghettoizing better?

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    4. Re:tissue? by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

      I merely want an easy way for a computer program to identify porn so that I can choose to block it from my home. It doesn't have to be on its own tcp port, that is just one idea (which may or may not be feasible).

      I have absolutely no problem making "religion" easily identifiable by a computer.

      Net Nanny isn't that great of a solution because it relies too much on human's deciding what is porn, which is too inefficient.

    5. Re:tissue? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I don't look at porn, because I don't want my self-esteem lowered

      You should get an e-Mail address and check out some of the advertizements. I hear there are a lot of products to help you with your.... ahhh... little problem.

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    6. Re:tissue? by pla · · Score: 1

      I think this Utah proposal has merit and I support it

      While the rest of us just use something called "self control". Or in the case of parents, a magical tool called "supervision".

      Incidentally, even if it did have some practical use (which it does not), it lacks technological merit. Even ignoring such spooky technology as proxy servers, you have other places in the world that don't have the same hangups as Mormons and have no motivation or obligation to observe US law.


      I've found a lot of happiness and self-esteem avoiding porn

      Funny, I've found a lot of self-happiness looking at porn. To each their own, eh?


      If you want to have the choice whether to look at porn, you have to choose not to look at it.

      Uhhh... Yeah? I have to choose not to brutally murder every idiot who can't turn their cell phone off in the theatre, too - But I (so far) have managed that just fine, with plain ol' fashioned will power.


      Anyone who has become addicted to porn will know what I mean.

      Y'know, in the realm of drug addiction, I advocate 100% legalization and just let the junkies OD and die. I don't think that would apply so well to a porn addiction.



      C'mon, give up the "Little Polly Pretty" naivete. If you don't mean this as a troll, you need to get out more. And I say that as a hard-core introvert.

    7. Re:tissue? by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

      you have other places in the world that don't have the same hangups as Mormons and have no motivation or obligation to observe US law

      I think you will find that most families are against porn, not to mention most women. It's hardly limited to Mormons, or Utahns. As an experiment, try asking your mom how she feels about you looking at porn. Or ask your female significant other..

      Funny, I've found a lot of self-happiness looking at porn. To each their own, eh?

      I have no problem with you making that statement.

      Uhhh... Yeah? I have to choose not to brutally murder every idiot who can't turn their cell phone off in the theatre, too - But I (so far) have managed that just fine, with plain ol' fashioned will power.

      Exactly. In order to have the choice not to murder every cell-phone using idiot in the theater, you _have_ to choose not to murder them. If you murdered them, you'd be thrown in prison and thus would no longer have the choice, because you would be in prison and would have no ability to murder theater-goers let alone go to a theater yourself. It's the same with porn.

      C'mon, give up the "Little Polly Pretty" naivete. If you don't mean this as a troll, you need to get out more. And I say that as a hard-core introvert.

      I'm hardly naive, my friend. I'm married and therefore have sex, which puts me in a better position to understand it than someone who has never had sex and has learned everything they think they know about it by watching porn (which may include a few slashdot readers). The reason I am coming down hard against porn isn't due to my naivety, lack of experience, or my fear of something new. The reason I am coming down hard against porn is _because_ of my experience. Being happy and being sexually active is the opposite of watching porn. It really is, though it may not seem that way at first. In my experience, if you want to happy and sexually active (and I think every male does) then you will avoid porn like the plague and just focus on getting married and serving your wife as best you can. If you watch porn, you will have no sex (women do not appreciate it), not be happy, you will have wasted both time and money, and all you will have to show for it is a closet full of used tissue paper. A dubious trade off ...

    8. Re:tissue? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      I'm hardly naive, my friend.

      Twisted, maybe, but not naive.

      I'm married and therefore have sex, which puts me in a better position to understand it than someone who has never had sex and has learned everything they think they know about it by watching porn (which may include a few slashdot readers). The reason I am coming down hard against porn isn't due to my naivety, lack of experience, or my fear of something new. The reason I am coming down hard against porn is _because_ of my experience.

      Your experience with porn or your prejudice against it?

      Being happy and being sexually active is the opposite of watching porn. It really is, though it may not seem that way at first.

      So you can have sex with your wife every night, but if you watch an erotic DVD on Sunday morning while she's at church, you're not sexually active?

      In my experience, if you want to happy and sexually active (and I think every male does) then you will avoid porn like the plague and just focus on getting married and serving your wife as best you can.

      It's so sad that you would deny yourself sexual pleasure out of some twisted, probably religious, notion that all sexual pleasure must come from the woman to whom you are married. No erotic fantasies. No role-playing with your spouse based on shared erotic materials (porn, as you call it).

      If you watch porn, you will have no sex (women do not appreciate it), not be happy, you will have wasted both time and money, and all you will have to show for it is a closet full of used tissue paper. A dubious trade off ...

      Dude, that is gross! If you jerk off, you don't save the tissue that you cleaned up with. Throw it away or flush it down the toilet. Don't be so disgusting!

      Some prudish, religious zealot women don't appreciate erotic publications, but normal women do. While men generally prefer pictures and videos, women typically prefer erotic writings (think Variations and Penthouse Forum magazines). And who do you think is buying all of those vibrators? It's not men.

    9. Re:tissue? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      ...my local church is not greedy. In fact, everyone I know is as selfless as you get. Hypocrisy does not occur - everyone practices what they preach.

      This is why I prefaced that remark with "various brands of"... I am well aware that each of those factors ranges from 0 to 100% across the spectrum. Any organization that meets the standard you describe (religious or otherwise), has done something at least a bit unusual. Good luck with that.

      And nobody exerts political control over me. In fact, no political comment is passed and everyone makes their own mind up.

      Hmm. So, no part of your church's teachings or matters discussed as consequences of the sect's various teachings exerts pressure upon your political outlook, that is, how you would force others to behave through political means; you are in no way influenced, for instance, to vote for legislation that would control other's sexuality, ability to marry based on sex, usurp their right to make decisions about their own bodies (I have abortion in mind here, but this extends to many other issues such as recreational drug use, suicide, S&M, contraception, pre-marital sexual activity, polygamy and polyandry), debilitate science curriculums with fact-free supposition masquerading as theory... Is that right?

      It bothers me that the Catholic "church" causes other - real - Christians to be reviled so much because of certain decidedly non-Christian actions.

      I wouldn't be so quick to lay it all at the doorstep of the Catholics. While certainly a major force for many of these things, lots of other Christian organizations are also highly active, as are other religions entirely (it wasn't Christians that flew into the World Trade Center, for instance, nor was it Christians who dug people's brains out for sacrificial purposes in what is now Mexico and South America... it is no accident that religion is the term used when referring to the source of many of society's problems, past, present, and future.)

      In fact, if you want a guideline as to what a real Christian should be like, I suggest you read the first 6 books of the New Testament. You can then compare that to any of the "Christians" you believe to be, from what I gather from your comment, essentially cultists. I'd be extremely surprised if any one of them matches.

      Well, as it happens, I'm somewhat of an amateur scholar as regards both Christianity and the new testament. So I'm not all that unskilled at seeing where cult-like behavior arises, and I have read the first six books, as well as the rest and a whole slew of related material, many more than six times.

      The problem, as always, is that what you, as a self-identified Christian and member of what you consider to be a strictly Christian group, call Christian behavior is just as likely to be laughed out of town by the next batch of Christians, based on how they define Christian behavior.

      There is the confusion that arises by the difference between the old covenant and the new covenant — I can cite you many examples where that or that issue is justified by examples from the OT, rather than the NT; there is the human interpretation of the books to deal with; there is human distortion (both ways) of what the NT says; and of course, there is the very broad set of questions about what is metaphor, what is historical fact, what is outright instruction, and what portion of it all, if any, is fiction... all complicated by a huge misunderstanding among laypersons about the level of certainty we can have based on the lack of an accountable historical audit trail for the text.

      In the end, I have decided that religion in general is a very bad influence, and I don't want my kids exposed to new ideas about it while they are still somewhat innocent without my being presen

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  204. Slashdot migration to Utah by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, Orrin is wacky, (same as Bennett) but with Utah being the reddest state in the union (yes, it is redder then Texas), their seats are the SAFEST of all the seats in the US Senate. Barring more people moving from California to Utah (which is happening), Orrin and Bob can come afford wacky radical right wing extremist ideas, the rest of Congress can not.

    Maybe that is what we need to do, organize a mass /. move to Utah county kind of like what the Free State project is doing in New Hampshire. As an added incentive to move, Provo has a FTTH project called iProvo that is going smoothly, and Fiber is being laid out in Orem, and other Utah counties via UTOPIA. Come on /. FIBER TO THE HOME! We can take over Utah!

  205. Censor this by l337+pr0n · · Score: 1

    Hello, world!

  206. No More TLD's that are not country TLD's by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    Better then the .xxx domain, or this silly port/channel idea would be to phase out any root TLD that is not a country TLD. That means phasing out .com, .net, .org etc. Just stop registering new domain names for those TLD's, if a business wants a .com address, they can have .com.us, a non-profit? .org.us. This can also be done for any other country, a Canadian business? .com.ca UK? .com.co.uk and so on.

    This is already done with other countries, google.ca is for Canada, google.co.uk is for the UK, google.de is for Germany and so on. Besides with search engines the way they are now, lengthy domain names are beginning to not matter as much as they once did.

    If you do it this way, the US could enforce what ever the hell type of restrictions on .us, so those that want a 'clean' internet can set their browser to only query the .us TLD and no other. P0rn could even be completely blocked on the .us domain. As long as there is an opt-out for those who want the p0rn, then this would be fine. Though you would still have plan IP addresses to deal with, that is easy to handle with geo-location (whatever the technically word is, I do know that all IP addresses are at least associated with a country). Of course I do not know if IPv6 has a similar method, though with the current rate of adoption of IPv6 with in America, that won't be a problem for a long time.

    Note that the article said that the ridiculous port/channel approach was supposed to be an opt-in thing, where you opt-in to block all the p0rn ports/channels.

    Similarly, back in March, when Utah passed another anti-porn bill, it was for opting in for a filter that ISP's where being forced to run. The filter would only be turned on if requested.

    This is the key, and an understanding of the Mormon concept of Free Agency is helpful to see why Utah is creating these laws that are for opting in and not outright banning p0rn all together.

    Unlike what most Mormon missionaries (DISCLAIMER: I was one) would like you to believe that are a vast number of theological differences between Mormonism and Christianity. I would contend that Mormonism is NOT Christianity, and that Christianity today does not follow the true teachings of the man Jesus of Nazareth. Many of these differences are obvious, and despite the Churches recent attempts to white wash it's history, they are still present in an abundance of literature, most of it online. Polygamy is is most famous, with Blood Atonement, and Adam-God running close second and third. These former teachings are not actively taught in Mormon circles and are even condemned as heresy.

    Something that is commonly taught is the doctrine of Free Agency. With in Mormonism, forcing someone to do something is not 'Christ like', in fact, Lucifer, when presenting his plan on how he would bring about the salvation of man said that he would make sure everyone would be saved, taking all the honor away from the Father. This would be done by taking away mans free agency. Jesus stepped up and said he would preserved the agency of man, giving the Honor to the Father, and not taking it himself, even if not all men where 'saved'. Jesus' plan was chosen, and as a result, Lucifer rebelled, began the 'War in Heaven' and was cast out (down).

    This is why the Mormons in Utah will never out right ban p0rn where the Southern Baptist and other "Christians" will. Mormons are pro-life, and anti-homosexual marriage, however, to many "Christians", on the abortion issue, Mormons have it wrong. With in the Mormon Church, abortion is allowable in the cases of rape, incest, or if the health of the mother is in jeopardy. To "Christians" who believe life

  207. Off Topic/GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE FINAL ANTI-CHRIST by Voice+of+the+Voicele · · Score: 0, Troll

    I couldn't find an appropriate article to post this under - so repost it for max visibility. http://forums.torrentspy.com/showthread.php?t=2467 5

  208. how about a range of IPs by kiwimonk · · Score: 1

    well ports may be out of the question, but what we could do is allocate a specific ip range to pornographic content.. that would be much easier to impliment.. and block ;)

  209. Liberal or libertarian? by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    I think you might be confused.

    Perhaps you are really libertarian and don't know it.
    You should try The World's Smallest Political Quiz (it only takes about 45 seconds):
    http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html

    Most liberals (and unfortunately some conservatives too these days) want MORE government intervantion in their lives, not LESS. The founding principles of the libertarian movement are:

    1) limited govenrment
    2) individual liberties
    3) free markets

    According to your post, it looks like you meet 2 out of the 3 of those.

    Here are some links for further reading on the topic:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism
    http://www.cato.org/
    http://www.lp.org/

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    Libertas in infinitum
    1. Re:Liberal or libertarian? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are really libertarian and don't know it.

      Umm, not really. I admire the libertarian party stance on personal freedoms and freedom of speech but I take serious issue with their economic policy. On your quick little quiz I scored a firm liberal -- 90% personal and 20% economic.

      I've often thought about supporting the libertarian party on a Federal level. Part of me thinks that a lot of what the Feds do could be replaced by the states. Picture getting rid of all Federal Taxes and funding the military with tariffs/excise/custom taxes. The States could have their own programs for Medicare/social security/etc.

      In theory that would make Government more responsive (I'd rather pay more taxes to Albany then Washington). Of course some of the obvious problems would be the blue state brain drain -- most everybody wants their kids raised in a blue state (better education) but once they finish with school they move to a red state (lower taxes) -- at least until they have kids. It could also put a bigger burden on the more progressive states if retirees started flocking to them.

      Of course those problems are hardly insurmountable either. But I'm now way off topic. I tip my hat to the libertarians on a lot of issues -- but I don't find much in agreement with their economic ideas.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  210. Republican? by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Shrinking the federal government to increase state government responsibility? Now you sound like an old-school Republican... geeze!!

    ha ha ha.... I am just messing with ya, but in all seriousness I'm glad there are still people who consider themselves liberal these days that do not have these idiot whack-job psuedo-intellectual attitudes about things. In other words there are still intelligent liberals around.

    My hat off to you - and I love the Sneakers sig!

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    Libertas in infinitum
    1. Re:Republican? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Shrinking the federal government to increase state government responsibility? Now you sound like an old-school Republican... geeze!!

      Actually with Dubya in office I can kind of understand what people in the South felt like when Democrats were in office. A few years ago John Ashcroft even tried to tell our Attorney General that he had to pursue the death pentalty in a state murder trial. WTF? Ever hear of seperation of powers? Of course Elliot Spitzer being the guy that he is basically told him to go fsck himself :)

      I'm almost to the point of saying that if the red states want to trash their science classrooms and have prayer in schools then all the power to them. Give it a generation or so and then let's see where the center of the American economy would be. Of course a lot of what Democrats "forced" on the South really needed to happen (Civil Rights Act) -- but I can still see why it pissed them off so much now that the shoe is on the other foot.

      What I find funny is how the Republicans were always in favor of States Rights until they took over the Federal Government. Friggen hypocrits :)

      ha ha ha.... I am just messing with ya, but in all seriousness I'm glad there are still people who consider themselves liberal these days that do not have these idiot whack-job psuedo-intellectual attitudes about things. In other words there are still intelligent liberals around.

      Hey, I'm as proud to call myself liberal as you are (presumably?) to call yourself a libertarian. I don't think the word "liberal" deserves the stigma that most conversatives would apply to it. But then I guess the Republicans are better then we are at using buzzwords to scare people. "Death tax", "partial birth abortion", "tax and spend", "terrorism", etc, etc. I wonder if they could win an election with real debates focused on real issues?

      Heck, as a libertarian I'd assume that you are even more disgusted with Bush then I am. Most libertarians would agree that the first (only?) role of the Feds is the collective defense. Given the ignored warning signs and the loss of life on 9/11 I'd say they completely failed in that task.

      Nice talking with ya :)

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  211. Re:I would actually prefer a solution like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This means that people who WANT to filter it can do it easily, and those who DON'T want to filter it will no longer have to worry about their ISP doing it against their will.

    Is it reasonable to believe that those who want this filtered want this only for themselves? Why would they want that? Because they are afraid of "accidentally" looking at pr0n themselves? Because they are bad parents and don't know what their kids are doing on the computer?

    Hardly. Those who complain about pr0n are complaing about other people's "immorality", not their own. The freedoms they want to take away is the freedoms of other people, not their own.

  212. condom FUD countered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just don't count on them to "protect" anyone. They slip off, they tear, they overflow, and they suffer damage when stored improperly (such as in a wallet, where many men often keep them.)


    People, just RTFM! Condoms come with clear instructions on how to use them properly. We (me and my girlfriend) have been using condoms for birth-control for over 4 years. We have NEVER encountered ANY of the problems you mention.

    - If they slip off, then maybe you need a condom with a smaller diameter or maybe you are not putting it on correctly. After ejaculating, you should promptly and carefully pull out while holding the condom in place. It's all in TFM!

    - If they tear, there must be a lack of lubrication, which can't be pleasant for your partner even if you don't use condoms. Use (water based) lube or, what we prefer, more foreplay.

    - Yes, you shouldn't store them in wallets (again, RTFM).

    - As for the comment on overflowing.. That's just plain FUD. It may feel like it is more but the amount of ejaculate is measured in milliliters. There is a large enough reservoir in the condom for that.

    A happy condom user.
  213. An auto accident is pornography... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    The answer to the "can't define porn well" problem is not that there is no porn, it's that too much is considered "porn" by somebody, and attempts to ban it will necessarily overreach. That's what your parent poster is getting at.

    You are hitting the nail, not squarely, but very close.

    The idea of "I-know-porn-when-I-see-it" is not something that can be applied objectively, only subjectively by each individual person. For instance (and this is just one of hundreds I can think of), there are people out there who find depictions of automobile accident scenes to be highly erotic. For them, an auto accident is pornography. For others, it is simply a bad (or sometimes, horrific) scene that you pass by on the way to work (I don't understand it, but then again they may not understand my desires, either, right?). Think about that the next time you are near an accident and are slowed by a bunch of rubberneckers - how many of them are "creaming their jeans", so to speak?

    Since such people exist, it is therefore logically impossible to define what is or what is not pornography. Pornography is what people subjectively view and experience it to be.

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    1. Re:An auto accident is pornography... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1
      That's an excellent way to put it. The definition *is* subjective. Worse, it's inconsistent: different people sometimes actually *define* pornography differently. ("Material designed to sexually arouse the audience" works for me, but that includes much of prime time TV, which isn't the majority opinion.)

      That being said, there is a large common ground covering what most people consider to be pornography. For example, if a content creator intends for a work to be considered pornographic, it's reasonable to follow their wishes even if that work doesn't appeal to your particular kink.

  214. Re:Off Topic/GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE FINAL ANTI-CHRI by Voice+of+the+Voicele · · Score: 1
    MORE PROOF: http://www.khou.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8649 You have to tell everyone you know!!!!
    • GEORGE BUSH IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!
  215. Re:Off Topic/GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE FINAL ANTI-CHRI by Voice+of+the+Voicele · · Score: 1
    More compilations to prove my theory:

    BUSH/HITLER/NAZI connections:

    http://www.khou.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8028

    BUSH/Wall Street/Insider Trading connections:

    http://www.khou.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8353

    BUSH Brain Chemistry :

    http://www.khou.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4455

  216. Re: Not FUD at all, just the facts. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    As for the comment on overflowing.. That's just plain FUD. It may feel like it is more but the amount of ejaculate is measured in milliliters. There is a large enough reservoir in the condom for that.

    You are incorrect. Ejaculate volume, like everything else to do with our reproductive systems, varies from person to person, and while you may be able to use a condom without overflowing, the next person (specifically, me, as it turns out) cannot. You can leave extra space at the end, and the condom can move (either way) especially if there is pre-ejaculate lubricating it — even if the darn thing is so tight you can barely tolerate it. Another issue is time; the average encounter lasts just a few minutes. For those who approach the issue for longer, a condom has to deal with a lot more challenges... at that juncture, presumptions that hold for the average couple are no longer valid.

    Don't get me wrong: I glad you've been successful. But other people's mileage does indeed vary. Your experience doesn't trump the numerous studies that have been done on the issue, nor does it trump other experiences, such as my own. All you (and I) can really do is put examples out that we are sure of. You report unmitigated success; I have seen failure personally. And I am not ignorant of how to use them, of that you may be quite certain.

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    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
  217. Calm Down. by Irvu · · Score: 1
    I will detail a few of my responses to your point but I would suggest a) not coming out of the gates like an asshat and b) not presuming that I am so biased as to not consider data. My very response to your claims was based upon the lack of substantiation.

    Lats take these out of order:

    e) Young minds don't know these are actors playing out fantasies for profit. That depends entirely on how the "young minds" are taught. If parents explain the unreality of it to their children then they will know. If they refuse to discuss it then yes, the kids will be entirely ignorant.

    As pointed out by the parent post, which you apparently didn't read, a savvy IT guy has a nephew who was downloading hardcore porn in the same room with his mother with safeguards installed on the computer. If you believe that an 11 year old can discern what is normal when viewing hardcore porn, or isn't affected by hardcore porn, then you are deluding yourself.

    A kid can be savvy about a lot of things and ignorant of others. You asserted that childen do not know about the profit angle. I argued that what makes the difference is education. You then responded by pointing out a child who was smart enough to download porn.

    This is orthagonal to my point. Just because a child is smart enough to download porn means nothing about their comprehension level. Children can and should be educated about the nature of sex, porn, etc.

    With respect to d) and "feminist/boy toys" a) Maureen Dowd does not speak fo everyone or even a majority. In my opinion you made a broad sweeping generalization about "feminists" and then used that as if it was an exact statement. It is not. I could just as easily claim that "conservatives are evil" or "liberals love beastiality" as I could present one or two vocal examples of each but that means nothing.

    On a side note, the ACLU is not a feminist group, they are focused on defending the Bill of Rights. That has included, at times, defending the right of people like Sean Hannaty to broadcast his anti-feminist homophobic views.

    With respect to "kids performing oral sex" I too have seen those stories, so what? This may sound extreme but hear me out. Ten years ago there were loads of stories about gangs operating in clean-cut suburban schools. Most of those stories proved to be exaggerated at best. Ten years before that it was stories about stanic cults among teenages, again exaggerated.

    I do not consider the news media to be a source of valid occurance data. It is rare that the rate of stories about an act correlate with the rate of the act itself. To that end I seek long-term longitudinal data. The google link provided none that I saw.

    with respect to this:

    I would also point out that your assertion about educational phamplets: "Educational pamphlets don't help heroin addicts and they won't help porn addicts either." is way off. Yes some hardcore addicts ignore all else but that doesn't mean that all do. The ex heroin addicts that I have known are, in large part, walking educational phamplets themselves, and ten minutes discussion with one of them did more to illuminate the problems with heroin than any drug-free education I got as a child.

    None of the drug addicts I have known have been reached by pamphlets. You only make my point by showing how much more effective talking to actual addicts is as opposed to drug-free pamphlets and D.A.R.E. t-shirts. Extend the same respect to "anecdotal" victims of porn addiction.

    I'm not sure what you mean by this. Nor is it clear what respect I was or was not extending. Thuought my entire post I was arguing for the primacy of education as a tool to deal with problems. In particular I was arguing that real educational solutions are the best bet.

    With respect to the links that you did provide. None of them showed that this is a common phoenomenon or

  218. Easier by phorm · · Score: 1

    How many people know what ports are/do? More people could figure out that .xxx was porn. For those reasons, they probably don't want people to have an .xxx domain as it makes the porn that much easier to get (for those bleeding-heart anti-porn crusaders)

  219. Limited gov by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    And most of my fellow Christians don't understand that seperation of church and state is A GOOD THING!

    Iran is an examploe of a nation that has NO seperation of church and state.

    See here is the thing, yeah it's all fun and games if the people that hold your belief are able to exercise power over the law, however when people who don't agree with you hold the power, the tables are turned.

    This is again why the government should be limited to its most basic functions.

    I used to be a Republican and then grew up and discovered they are practiaclly just as sorry as the Democrats. In fact they might as well be one single party with only minor differences: the Demorubs or the Republicrats.

    In 2000 I almost voted for Pat Buchanan but lived in Florida and would've rather have had Bush than Gore, and in 2004 I voted for Mike Badnarik the Libertarian canididate. Unfortunately though so many people tend to vote for the 'lesser of the two evils'.

    The only time in recent history that we had a real debate was when Ross Perot forced the two major parties to discuss issues and not just soundbites. If you remember, he did research, showed charts, facts, figures, and hard data. He didn't do sounbites, feel-good statements, or political bs. For a breif moment in time the US was FORCED to look at the issues in a quantative perspective.

    I would like to see the Green Party have more membership as well as the Libertarians and perhaps even the Reform Party. Anything to detract from this two-party political oligopoly that currently exists.

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    Libertas in infinitum
  220. Famous Answer by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    I know it when I see it.

    Translation: Porn is very subjective and I'll tell you what it is.

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    [Fuck Beta]
    o0t!
  221. This is dangerous by uku · · Score: 1

    Cheap shots and pr0n humor are easy, but the fact is that these people seriously want to overhaul the Internet Protocol and believe that they can do it by legislation. And much of the Utah congressional delegation seems to agree. This makes it both ignorant and dangerous. The only defense against this is education - they need to understand how IANA and the IETF work, and push their stupid ideas there instead of to their legislators. Then they will get the appropriate technical treatment, and bluster about protecting the kids will be useless.

  222. Ahem. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    First and foremost, there was never a mention ANYWHERE in the article of a religious group - yet you automatically assumed that was the case - or if not, went ahead and slammed many different religious and cultural groups.

    Hmm. "Utah." Ring a bell?

    I, as another person has posted, also believe that parents should be interacting and supervising their children - and not leaving everything up to the government.

    That "other person" was me.

    The only real problem with what this person is doing is your own. You don't want it because it ANNOYS you. How? Because it stops YOU from downloading it at work.

    No. I outright own my various operations. If I want to download prawn, I can. Sadly, I'm usually too busy at work. My SO and I do check out the goods at home, though. I deserve a little credit for that, I think.

    In any event, this person is only trying to make it easier for people to _filter_ porn, not eliminate it.

    My post was intended to demonstrate how ridiculous, and offensive, censorship is in any venue, via humor. I'm truly sorry you didn't understand.

    ...there's a term called morals. You'd be surprised what a better place it would be if people exercised it every once in a while.

    Frankly, I don't see a lack of sexual morality as one of the larger challenges we face.

    We have an utterly unjust war going on, our civil rights are being rapidly eroded by local, state and federal government, school boards (of all people) are trying to re-define what science means, children carry guns to school, drunks turn cars into ballistic weapons and get to walk away while munchie-addled pot smokers go to jail, our president is a drooling moron, a huge portion of the nation has no healthcare...

    You know, I just can't get worked up about someone pumping hormones over depictions of sexual activity as an actual "problem", other than as one more vector for the government to attempt to control the population. If that's the main focus of your attention, then you and I are two very different people. My concerns about actual sexuality are limited to informed consent and physical safety. I rather think those should be the government's concerns as well, and that should be the end of it. I suspect you wouldn't want my morals forced on you; the reverse is also true: I am almost certainly not interested in conforming to your idea of morals.

    Just because YOU haven't experienced something due to your hard-heartedness doesn't mean other people haven't. You are doing exactly the same thing you wrote by forcing _your_ beliefs on others.

    So... you seriously believe I was suggesting we put religion and politics on ports we can close... not just nationally, but involving the UN... and leave porn running free around the net.

    Listen... I have this really, really terrrrific bridge I'd like to sell, and as it happens, I'm going to make you a very special offer (strictly because I like you... you're obviously a fine, thoughtful fellow.) It's in Brooklyn, and once you own it, you can charge tolls, whatever you want. Just ten thousand bucks, and it's yours. You could make the purchase price back in one day, and hey, I'll let you have $5000 credit, so you only have to pay 1/2 down, the rest when you get it, no hurry, because I trust you. What do you say?

    Am I still being too subtle for you?

    ... and just for the record - the right religion won't debunk logical or scientific thinking. If you think we've mastered every scientific principle and theory in the universe, you are grossly incorrect.

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    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.