User: Bastard of Subhumani

Re:Science is complex.

On: Bad Science in the Press

Better an Asian country be ruled by fellow Asian people

I'm sure the inhabitants of Nanking would agree with that sentiment completely.

Re:That's the effect of a global economy.

On: Growth in Indian Offshoring Slowing

Ahh, I love the smell of ad-hominem attacks in the morning, it smells like...victory.

If I'd only pelted you with ad-hominems, you might have a point. Newsflash: I shot your argument to bits too. That's if you can call replying to what wasn't written an argument.

The ad-hominems were just the icing on the cake, dimmy.

Re:You forgot!

On: Secretaries Sacked After Flamewar at Work

In Soviet Russia, the fuck up shuts YOU!

Re:yes, lazy

On: American Workers: Lazy or Creative?

If you are poor, black, and in New Orleans you are better off than 99% of the people in the world.

I was watching a news report from New Orleans, and they said some of them hadn't eaten for a week. Looked to me like another week might do most of them some good.

America, where even poor people are fat.

Re:As a Massachusetts Resident

On: The Massachusetts Office Party

I still have all the data. I have the program. It was only the key that hit the great bit bucket in the sky.

The key is data. Therefore you don't have all the data, do you? Now I really see why you were laid off.

Re:As a Massachusetts Resident

On: The Massachusetts Office Party

You know, intelligent people keep backups of important data ... ever wonder why you were laid off?

Re:iTunes is a monopoly

On: Crunching the Math On iTunes

try and rethink your business. Are there homeschooling texts or DVDs you can sell?

Analysis of several numbered lists ending in "profit!!!!" leads me to conclude that he'd probably do better selling pr0n. And existing in the first place, of course.

Re:The Midnight Spelunker

On: Ideas For Your Next Tech Startup

Silly. There you need to pay to make it start.

Re:No need to register...

On: The Greying of the Mainframe Elite

So, you can come out of school with either impracitical or practical skills.

So it's impossible to learn after leaving school? Pity you'll never find out what a naive, arrogant dickhead you are, then.

Re:That's the effect of a global economy.

On: Growth in Indian Offshoring Slowing

It's rather amusing (in a sad way) to see Nordic Americans who think they are educated making libelous generalizations

Not as amusing as people who neither know how to spell "libellous", nor what it means.

Re:That's the effect of a global economy.

On: Growth in Indian Offshoring Slowing

Yeah, true, but the rich are already supporting the modern welfare state by paying a shitload more taxes in absolute dollars and receiving virtually no services in return.

You missed off law enforcement - the thing that keeps the rich rich, by preventing the vastly more numerous poor from taking all their wealth.

Re:Uhhh... RE-introduce?

On: Reintroduce Megafauna to North America?

Firing a shotgun at anything hog-sized or bigger is an incredibly stupid thing to do. It won't kill it, but there's a good chance of hurting it enough that it gets really really annoyed.

Re:Can anybody...

On: Reintroduce Megafauna to North America?

Well, it'll start with their bringing diseases into the country that we weren't expecting, bugs under their skin, parasites in their stomachs, and then they'll reject our food and ultimately break out of the reservations and start attacking people.

But enough about islamic fundamentalists ...

Re:Nah Nah Nah

On: NASA Supporting Nanotech Development

No, it builds GOO. Grey goo, to be precise.

Re:Rephrased for proper effect

On: Groups Slam FCC on Internet Phone Tap Rule

I don't think the Al Queda will be whispering terrorist plans into their lover's ears.

I agree, it's not as if the goat would understand anyway.

Re:Chocolate Fish

On: Clickers Redefining Classrooms

I hope you didn't give out chocolate starfish.

Re:hard drives

On: Cheap Tapeless DV Capture?

and sorr yif i have to spell things out ot you.

Your spelling is certainly something to be sorry about: "reasle", "acpture"...

Re:Here we go again...

On: Equal Time For Creationism

You cannot prove God doesn't exist

You cannot prove that purple polka-dot unicorns don't exist. Does that mean that they do? If so, what colour are the spots?

Re:Great Caesar's Ghost!

On: Reconciling Information Privacy and Liberty?

Unborn children haven't committed crimes

Not yet.

Re:Did it hurt?

On: Ask Microsoft's Linux Lab Manager

When they implanted the control interface plugs into your spine

You mean he's got one?

Re:A lot of misconception and lies are hear as wel

On: Ask Microsoft's Linux Lab Manager

...an interview with a pr0n king (at least they make no bones

But they make a lot of boners.

Re:Very Nice Article

On: Hillary, GTA, and High School Football

what would happen if _Shaun_of_the_Dead_ took place in NYC instead of London? [...] None of this "unarmed constables

I'm Brazilian, you insensitive clod!

Re:Serious? Oh, it's very serious.

On: HP Fires Father of OOP

No you didn't. Sorry, you meant Yugoslavia was a good example?

Re:Evolution of submissions

On: Butterfly Unlocks Evolution Secret

Some people think evolution designed God. And no, they don't all live in Soviet Russia.

P.S. Scripts - it's "mixture".

Re:Serious? Oh, it's very serious.

On: HP Fires Father of OOP

Communism does not have to be oppressive. Just because the government owns the economy, does not make it oppressive.

True. It requires that plus human nature. Find a way to fix that minor glitch and the problem's solved.