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American Workers: Lazy or Creative?

Nofsck Ingcloo writes "CNET News.com is carrying an article by Ed Frauenheim in which he interviews Bill Coleman of salary.com. Coleman and company have conducted a web based survey regarding how workers spend their "non-productive" time at work. Here are some snippets from the CNET article. " Click to read more. "The average worker admits to frittering away 2.09 hours per day, not counting lunch and scheduled break time."

"The extra unproductive time adds up to $759 billion annually in salaries for which companies get no apparent benefit."

"Work is invading our personal time and therefore it makes sense that personal activities are invading work time."

"Not all nonproductive time that an employee spends is a complete waste. Some of it is creative or constructive waste."

"[P]of the reason that this [survey] got such a good response was that it's an issue that people think about on some sort of regular basis."

"[O]ne of the reasons people gave for wasting time is they feel that they're not being paid appropriately for the work they're doing. And so it is sort of quid pro quo, in that an individual employee's ability to increase his or her pay is limited, but their ability to decrease the number of hours they actually work is not as limited."

Coleman is definitely on to something. I see this phenomenon, and this reasoning, all around me. How much of the reasoning is rational, and how much is rationalization?"

491 comments

  1. yes, lazy by jshaped · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can only speak for myself,
    Yes, I am lazy.

    1. Re:yes, lazy by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 4, Funny
      Today is LABOR DAY. A day to reflect on the HARD WORK that goes into the greatness of this nation. A day which is dedicated to the WORKER.

      Of course you're lazy today. It's your Congressional given right.

      (see my journal).

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    2. Re:yes, lazy by hey! · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what about your hubris and impatience?

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    3. Re:yes, lazy by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 1

      And here I am.

      Working on Labor Day.

      Submitting a post to Slashdot.

      Lazy?

      What else SHOULD one do when they should otherwise NOT be working?

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    4. Re:yes, lazy by B'Trey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think Larry Wall was right in recognizing that simple metrics are often misleading.

      If you're a factory worker who's paid to assemble widgets and you goof off for a couple of hours, you probably ARE ripping off your employer. However, many of us, even hourly employees, aren't being paid to assemble as many widgets as possible. We're being paid to accomplish tasks, and one person might do a better job of it working hard six hours a day and goofing off for two than another person working hard for eight hours a day. If you're a sysadmin, is your network functional and secure? If so, does it really matter if you spend a couple of hours browsing /.? Isn't your employer getting what he's paying you for? If you're a programer, do you turn in quality code on time? If you're a supervisor, do your people understand what's expected of them and have the tools and materials they need to do the job? Do you turn in your reports on time and know what's going on with your projects? There are lots and lots of ways to measure job performance, and "works hard for eight hours a day" is often way down on the list of importance and relevance.

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    5. Re:yes, lazy by datadriven · · Score: 1

      I personally find very creative ways to be lazy

    6. Re:yes, lazy by toddbu · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I agree completely, kind of. :-)

      The problem with what you're talking about is establishing an initial metric. For example, how many machines should your sysadmin be able to manage? And what happens when technology improves to the point where you sysadmin can do something else for a living?

      I think the better metric is in how a person contributes to the company's bottom line. That doesn't mean how much they sold, but rather how much they contributed. You could write a really cool report that your customers love and that improves customer retention. You write a program that makes it possible for your sales force to be 10% more effective. Those are the real metrics to use. "Getting a job done" is only as good as what that job contributes to the greater good.

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    7. Re:yes, lazy by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Be happy that they have a job.

    8. Re:yes, lazy by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That would be a rather hard metric to evaluate! Not everybody works in a place where they can "write a program that makes it possible for your sales force to be 10% more effective". As the matter of fact, I could bet almost *nobody* has such a job.

      What about people who work on strategic projects which might pay off tommorrow, in two years, in 10 years, or never? How do you measure by how much the work of the internal training department has contributed to the company's bottom-line?

      Even if you came up with a perfect way to measure one person's contribution to the company's bottom line when working alone, how do you account for influence of other people on the team? Imagine a project which is a complete failure, bringing the company loss instead of profit. How do you now evaluate the people on the team? Have they all failed? After all, the company bottom-line has suffered, even if a part of the team has done a marvelous work. The same goes in another direction as well: if a project turns profit, it is often indistinguishable who contributed how much to it. Who do you reward, who do you fire?

      Quite a few people have tried to come up with means of measuring a software developer's productivity. All failed the real-life check miserably (although some of them seem to refuse to go away and die the thousand deaths they deserve, but rather remain present in mid- or high-level management's minds; think counting lines of code, for example).

    9. Re:yes, lazy by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a joke.

      Supervisor: I'm going to fire Johnson.

      Manager: Why?

      Supervisor: Every time I walk by, he's sitting there staring out the window.

      Manager: He thought up the last half dozen products we've sold, all huge hits, by sitting there staring out the window.

      Supervisor: Oh, OK. See you in a bit.

      Manager: Where are you going?

      Supervisor: Maintenance. I'm going to get someone to wash Johnson's window.

      I'll also point out that if you're working for Megacorp, "...how many machines should your sysadmin be able to manage?" might be a legitimate question. However, for many of us working for Minicorp, the answer is "All of them."

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    10. Re:yes, lazy by FidelCatsro · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not from the USA , but i thought that in honour of your sacred holiday i would lay also lay around doing nothing all day.

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    11. Re:yes, lazy by toddbu · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That would be a rather hard metric to evaluate

      I never said that it would be easy. :-)

      How do you now evaluate the people on the team? Have they all failed? After all, the company bottom-line has suffered, even if a part of the team has done a marvelous work.

      Yes and no. Obviously the guy in charge of them is ultimately responsible and should pay the price. If he had crap people on his team then too bad for him. He should have spoken up, fired some folks, or otherwise attempted to mitigate the problem.

      Not everybody works in a place where they can "write a program that makes it possible for your sales force to be 10% more effective". As the matter of fact, I could bet almost *nobody* has such a job.

      You're wrong. I've seen more of these kinds of opportunities than I can shake a stick at. The problem is that most people just expect them to fall into their lap. I bet you that if you were to go to the head of your sales force and ask him what's the biggest computer-related issue holding back his team, you'd get a pretty long list. The problem is that no one ever seems to ask the question. (If you do decide to try this, please make sure to send me a portion of the huge raise that you're going to receive for solving real problems for your company rather than working on what your "analysts" tell you is important.)

      Quite a few people have tried to come up with means of measuring a software developer's productivity. All failed the real-life check miserably...

      Agreed. Measuring lines of code is stupid. How many lines of code are there in BitTorrent? I always tell people that number of lines doesn't matter. It's whether the application meets the need. Which is my whole point. :-)

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    12. Re:yes, lazy by jkiryako · · Score: 1

      These metrics are definitely misleading. I'm not being paid to be a software engineer for how man lines of code I write. I'm not even really being paid to turn in things on time since it's really just a fiction that we can estimate when things should be done. I'm being paid for my level of education and training and because most people find what I do incomprehesible and perhaps a little boring. --- "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." -- Homer

    13. Re:yes, lazy by IdleTime · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, first of all, not everyone is a sysadmin or aprogrammer.

      My job is to support analysts internally and to handle the big escalations we get (my team that is, not just me personally) and many days there can go several hours between each task, but when the shit hits the fan, I (or my team) am expected to save the companies ass and I don't have count of how many million dollar customers I have saved. I have no problems doing nothing at times, nor do my company since it takes at least 5-10 years to build the knowledge and understanding and analytical skill not to mention the people skill needed in the job and hence they do anything in their power to retain the top people, which suites me fine. It has taken many years to get to this level and I enjoy it tremendously!

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    14. Re:yes, lazy by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 1

      i agree - laz.... ah fuck it.

    15. Re:yes, lazy by thc69 · · Score: 1

      I am lazy, too. Of course, it's my own laziness that inspires my creativity. Scripts to automate repetitive stuff, easy instructions that help users before they ask me, programs that do stuff that needs to get done. Therefore, the more lazy I am, the more productive I am.

      My retirement will probably result in the solution to all the world's problems. I should retire right now, rather than in another 40 or 50 years. I'll get right on it...

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    16. Re:yes, lazy by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What about people who work on strategic projects which might pay off tommorrow, in two years, in 10 years, or never?

      It's simple: their contribution is very poor, and you compensate them accordingly. This is America: the only thing that's important is the next quarter or two. Anything beyond that isn't important.

      This is also the way my company works. If you're working on a project which isn't contributing to the company's bottom line either right now or very soon, you're going to get punished at the year-end review. It doesn't matter if that's what your manager wanted you to work on, because as an employee you're responsible for your contribution to the company. So you have to make sure you're working on something seen as important by the upper management or you're screwed.

      How do you measure by how much the work of the internal training department has contributed to the company's bottom-line?

      Simple; you don't. You outsource the training to other companies and count it as an expense.

      Even if you came up with a perfect way to measure one person's contribution to the company's bottom line when working alone, how do you account for influence of other people on the team?

      You don't. Each person is measured individually.

      Imagine a project which is a complete failure, bringing the company loss instead of profit. How do you now evaluate the people on the team? Have they all failed?

      Where I work, basically, yes. Consideration is given if the failure wasn't their fault ("missed the market window" or some other external factor), but in that case they just won't be getting any raises or especially bonuses, while teams who worked on highly successful projects will be getting raises and big bonuses.

      After all, the company bottom-line has suffered, even if a part of the team has done a marvelous work.

      Yep, but they're supposed to know when they're working on something that won't be successful, and not work on that. What good is marvelous work if it's shitcanned and doesn't earn the company any money?

    17. Re:yes, lazy by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      Oh man, that was probably the most depressing reply I ever got! :-( I sure hope not all US companies are like this.

    18. Re:yes, lazy by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      "That would be a rather hard metric to evaluate! Not everybody works in a place where they can "write a program that makes it possible for your sales force to be 10% more effective". As the matter of fact, I could bet almost *nobody* has such a job."

      And if I did do such a thing, which could easily be considered above and beyond my job description, I would ask for more money, so the original poster is even more misleading in his/.her assumptions. Just like "most" other jobs, we are paid to get a certain job done. If we get it done quicker, then we get more slack time. If that slack time is then filled with "new" things without a pay increase, then I will wonder why I went that extra mile in the first place.

      This is normal psychology. It is the same for the widget maker. Unless he gets more money for producing more widgets than is expected, then why would they do it. Instead of slacking after meeting quota, they will just do their job slower than they are able in order to meet quota without hustle, and not much more...

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    19. Re:yes, lazy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm not sure how other companies operate. This is the only big company I've worked in, and it can be a little weird at times. I have a feeling many large companies are somewhat similar as far as compensation being different in different divisions and departments (the more successful ones getting raises and the poor performing ones not).

      It kinda sucks if you're just a peon and your job is to do what whatever your manager tells you to do, that your compensation is tied to your manager's, but luckily it's not that hard to move around within the company so if you see that you're not doing anything really useful in your current position, you can just leave. It must really suck to be a manager though because your people can leave pretty quickly, leaving your team with all the same work to do but less people to do it with (they don't really seem to make many concessions for lack of headcount).

    20. Re:yes, lazy by jnhtx · · Score: 1

      Honestly, why did you come to this country?

    21. Re:yes, lazy by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      international workers

      See that sounds too much like a socialist slogan for us to be comfortable with, so we just do our own thing. :)

    22. Re:yes, lazy by TFGeditor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please give the parent a +5 Insightful.

      I am ashamed to admit that I have what many would consider a dream job (magazine editor, telecommute, set my own work schedule), yet I still bitch about my job. That's just wrong, and I need to stop it. Attitude adjustment in progress.

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    23. Re:yes, lazy by Grishnakh's+Boss · · Score: 2, Funny
      This is also the way my company works. If you're working on a project which isn't contributing to the company's bottom line either right now or very soon, you're going to get punished at the year-end review.

      You are so fired.

    24. Re:yes, lazy by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      This is such bollocks. I'm much too lazy to write scripts to replace repetetive tasks. Why, I haven't even got around to writing a script to post ridiculous nonsense to Slashdot yet.

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    25. Re:yes, lazy by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      I suppose you might be correct, when talking about a small company. Let me describe you where I work.

      We are some 500+ people producing mainly safety-related communication equipment (both hardware and software), for military as well as for civilian customers world-wide. This market is extremely regulated, and requirements on the vendor are very very specific - calling, in some cases, us to guarantee that our development tools shall do exactly what they are meant to do (well, good luck proving the correctness of a C++ compiler :-) Fortunately, our customers are also aware that such requirements are not possible to fullfill, and therefore also settle for a demonstration/past performance analysis).

      On the other hand, the systems we produce are so complex, that most of the time even our customers are not 100% sure what they actually want or need. The most important part of my work is the requirement clarification, both internal as well as with the customer. This is where the creative and the most interesting part of the work lays within. The rest is... well, implementing modifications to our existing products, which is - mostly - not a very exciting task. Once you have a great set of easily extendible/modifiable products, you don't need much time to reprogram them.

      Obviously, the requirement clarification part of the job involves people talking to other people, often in a language which is not native to any of the parties involved (95% of the time it's english). At the beginning, not even the terminology is consistent. Well, the basics are clear, of course, but as soon as you go into detail, you are in for some serious trouble. Sometimes it's even next to impossible to clarify some points, because the information you need to design your system is classified, and the customer is not allowed to give it to you. :-)

      In some of the projects I've seen, this phase took more than a year, sometimes it even takes two years, and in some cases it even extends deeply into the system design/development. It's not because we are not efficient (we are, as it seems, much more efficient than the competition), it's because it's the nature of the market we are in.

      In some cases, strategic thinking demands that the company accepts a project which will clearly turn no profit. Say, in order to get into a country's market. After the system is done, the sales department has a reference project in the country and can try to sell something more. Very often, our customers take a *long* time before they make a decision (you can't blame them for that - after all, they are paying a LOT of money, and are expecting a system which will remain in service typically for the next 10-30 years). I have seen projects which took 5 years to get assigned to our competitor. Then it took additional 2 years in which the competitor underperformed before the contract was canceled and re-assigned to us. 7 years hard work of the sales department (read: lobbying, building up a relationship with the customer, building up the understanding of what the customer actually needs, dancing around the customer to get access to classified information you need to be able to make your offer, and so on).

      Now, tell me: how do you evaluate my contribution to the company's bottom line? Let's say I spend a year with requirements clarification (in a team of 5, four other colleagues were working on other parts of the system), on a strategic project, which can not make any profit. After that, 6 months development, 2-3 months installation/integration/support/whatever. We have lost money, but in the end, the customer is happy. If the customer is happy enough, AND if he gets his budget approved, in a few years he might order a new system, based on our original work, which we then can sell for profit. If he is *not* happy enough, we mostly never find out why it was so (luckily, as far as I know, it only happened once so far).

      So, was my initial requirement clarification work good or bad? Did we

    26. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is someone who's "paid to assemble widgets" ripping off their employer more that who's paid to assemble software? Generally, widget assembly is a little easier to qualtify than software assembly so it's a little easier to build in average assembler productivity. I would also think that those metrics don't expect 100% productivity. I think it would be foolish to expect 100% productivity in any occupation for any sustained length of time. That said, rationalizing your downtime is just that, rationalizing. Turning in quality code on time at a rate that is .7x that of an average coder isn't going to make you a star in anyones organization.

    27. Re:yes, lazy by v1 · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of productivity. Many jobs are productivity based pay. Look at something like a car salesman. The more cars he sells, the more money he makes. If he's feeling lazy on Monday maybe he doesn't sell any cars, but his paycheck shows it.

      Now other jobs are less directly linked, like the guy in the plant assembling toy tractors. Maybe the average guy assembles 800 units / day, but you are only assembling 700 / day on average. The emoployer there has a less flexible option. He can refuse to give you a raise, or maybe even cut your pay. Or he can fire you and replace you with someone that can produce more.

      So you can look at this like a negotiation of sorts. Even at 700 units/day you may still turn a proffit for the company, even if a smaller one. If the labor pool in your area can't provide any others that will produce > 700 units for the same pay, you may still be a good deal for the company, even if not as good a deal as Bob in the other line that pulls 850. In that case I'd say the company is taking advantage of Bob, or maybe Bob gets perks of some sort, on or off the record. Maybe he can show up 15 minutes late every Monday and nobody says anything. Manager doesn't flip out and yell at him if he puts on one or two wheels backwards today. etc...

      The way I look at it, if you are productivity based, you are likely getting whatever you deserve, as long as your company is able to provide you witjh adequate work to do. (that's a probem I run into, lack of work) If you are getting paid by day, then your managers just have to decide which side of the line you are on as to whether you're worth keeping.

      Speaking to parent's point about technology making a job easier, then yes, it is very possible that a job has become a George Jetson "press the button" job and should not pay as well. Now on the other hand if there is a higher degree of skill now involved to operate those complex remote management systems, it may balance out. If you have time on your hands, they could either make a good case for paying you less, or for giving you other additional things to do. Really, in an ideal workplace, pay would be a factor of (training required to do the job) x (hours worked productively) x (difficulty of job, like tightening bridge bolts vs pushing carts). If your job drops hours worked productively or difficulty level, something else has to adjust to compensate. More work, less pay, something.

      If you find say, your job has been made easier by your example of remote management, and you are spending 2.5 of your 8 hrs a day browsing the web, you should not expect high pay, or you should expect them to find something else to do to occupy your time. It's one thing to have a little time to catch your breath and reorganize your thoughts once ot twice a day, but if you have hours of time to browse the web, you are being unproductive, and your pay should reflect that.

      Just remember that if there is another fellow at the unemployment office that would be perfectly happy to do your job, do it all day long for a full 8 hrs, be just as productive per hour as you, and be paid the same as what you are getting, then you are being lazy.

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    28. Re:yes, lazy by SlamMan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, both were created about the same time. Labor Day's been in September since the 1880s, after Grover Cleveland declared the Knights of Labor's annual (since 1882) parade a national holiday in 1887, in order to take away attention and support from '86's Haymarket Riots.

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    29. Re:yes, lazy by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1

      Good for you - that's almost what I suggested in my Journal.

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    30. Re:yes, lazy by toddbu · · Score: 1
      Now, tell me: how do you evaluate my contribution to the company's bottom line? Let's say I spend a year with requirements clarification (in a team of 5, four other colleagues were working on other parts of the system), on a strategic project, which can not make any profit. After that, 6 months development, 2-3 months installation/integration/support/whatever. We have lost money, but in the end, the customer is happy. If the customer is happy enough, AND if he gets his budget approved, in a few years he might order a new system, based on our original work, which we then can sell for profit. If he is *not* happy enough, we mostly never find out why it was so (luckily, as far as I know, it only happened once so far).

      Couldn't you have asked an easier question? Really, I'm being serious here. If you CEO has half a brain, he's got a business plan that says something like this: "We invest $500K in R&D and another million in sales and marketing. If we achieve our goal, we make $15 million." So from here we just break it down. Each dollar invested returns $10, so your team's contribution is worth about $5 million to revenue. Actually it's worth a little more since you're a dependency for everyone else, but you get my drift. If you succeed, you can say that you contributed $5 million to the bottom line. If you fail then you cost the company the same amount. This assumes that your bosses didn't change the target market along the way. If that happens, all bets are off.

      Now as for how you evaluate team members, that's more of a hand-waving exercise. I say this because it's as much about perception as numbers. You could have been in the office 80 hours per week, but if you didn't contribute to the project then you're screwed. If you played DOOM all day long and came up with the key ideas for the project then you're doing ok. Of course it's your manager who makes these calls, so you'd better make sure that you suck up along the way. :-)

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    31. Re:yes, lazy by servognome · · Score: 1

      It's simple: their contribution is very poor, and you compensate them accordingly. This is America: the only thing that's important is the next quarter or two. Anything beyond that isn't important.

      Then you will lose alot of talented R&D type folks. In America the next quarter or two are not what is important.
      Layoffs? offshoring? Typically a company takes a short term charge for such actions. The reason you layoff workers is because long term you don't see growth. You offshore because you see margins eroding. If you think business is going to boom next year you have to start investing now, people don't get trained, factories don't get prepped overnight.

      Simple; you don't. You outsource the training to other companies and count it as an expense.

      While it is possible to have a company that has all workers contributing to the bottom line, sometimes it isn't economically feasable. Depending on the size of the company there may be cost advantages to having staff in house, and there may be skills that can only be trained internally.

      Consideration is given if the failure wasn't their fault ("missed the market window" or some other external factor),

      There is always blame to pass around, especially on big projects. Missing a market window doesn't reduce the impact of the failure. You also run into management covering their ass by changing the timeline. So it's your team's failure you didn't get the project completed on time.

      Yep, but they're supposed to know when they're working on something that won't be successful, and not work on that. What good is marvelous work if it's shitcanned and doesn't earn the company any money?

      That is rather short sided. Sometimes work can just be added to an IP portfolio, and earn money or be used somehow down the line. I work in R&D, where you can spend several months on a project that goes nowhere. In fact most ideas don't actually end up in a product, but they do end up patented, published, or recycled for the next generation of products. Many times you know it won't go anywhere, but occassionally you hit that "jackpot," and all the failed projects pay off with one big success.

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    32. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I come from we celebrate Labour Day on the 4th Monday in October. We have a 4 day weekend locally, since the Friday before is an anniversary observance (aka "show day")

      Anyway it seems that there a great many 'Holidays' in the USA that aren't really holidays, I mean nobody gets the day off work. (EG Valentines Day, Halloween. Even Good Friday and Easter Monday aren't official holidays.

    33. Re:yes, lazy by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      Or, in other words :
      "That guy over there taking a smoke break after just assembling 1200 widgets in 50 minutes is lazy, even if he's only being paid to assemble 1000 widgets per hour. I, on the other hand, am special, and those rules don't apply to me."
      As a person who's job straddles the manual and the technological, I think you're an arrogant self-centred fsckwit with an inflated sense of self-importance and a borderline Randian superiority complex.

      If you really think you do a better job working hard for 6 hours and goofing off for 2, convince your management of this - I'm sure they'll be glad to only pay you for 6 hours, and let you goof off on your own time...
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    34. Re:yes, lazy by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      BTW, in a rapidly growing sector of the economy (like high tech), the discount rate is typically 20%. That means that if you could make $100 today by blowing off an oportunity to make $119 next year, you should do it. (These numbers come from the cost of capital, which in turn is driven by your competition's growth rate.) That is why companies seem to be short sighted - money made this quarter is worth 5% more than next quarter.

      This changes in slower growth sectors (for example, saving a few percent over a few years could be a big deal in electric power generation). So if you don't like the fast paced, only do the single project with the highest return type of life, join a slower growth company. (Normal Banks, Normal electric companies, etc.) Also, note that for the most part Europe has lower growth markets - hence they can afford to spend more money on R&D, because the competition is different.

      If you operate a public company, you are competing for funds - and the way you compete is with rate of return. If your rate of return is lower than your competitor, you will not be funded. And to be honest, this is really a good thing - it forces long term breakthroughs to the small companies (angel investors) that have a much higher success rate at that type of thing anyway. (Although there are still companies that can justify it, like Intel, it has to be done just right)

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    35. Re:yes, lazy by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Actually, thats exactly what it is. Look up some labor history, specifically the Haymarket Riots for some details.

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    36. Re:yes, lazy by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      Does your job also offer benefits covering stress management and/or human relations training? You seem like you'd benefit tremendously from both. Here's hoping that whatever situation is weighing so heavily on you is soon resolved for the better.

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    37. Re:yes, lazy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Then you will lose alot of talented R&D type folks.

      Who cares? You can then save money by not having to pay their salaries, and this improves the bottom line for this quarter.

      In America the next quarter or two are not what is important.

      Wrong. In America, the next quarter or two are all that is important. Wall Street investors aren't worried about your company's long term outlook.

      While it is possible to have a company that has all workers contributing to the bottom line, sometimes it isn't economically feasable. Depending on the size of the company there may be cost advantages to having staff in house, and there may be skills that can only be trained internally.

      Perhaps, but this doesn't help the employees working in these roles when review time comes around and their contributions don't look that great compared to other employees who brought in a lot of money.

      There is always blame to pass around, especially on big projects. Missing a market window doesn't reduce the impact of the failure. You also run into management covering their ass by changing the timeline. So it's your team's failure you didn't get the project completed on time.

      You also run into management setting up a timeline without any regard to reality, and deciding that something should only take 2 months to do when a normal team would require 12. But that doesn't matter; when the project fails, it's the team members' fault because they didn't spend 16 hours/day working on it.

      That is rather short sided. Sometimes work can just be added to an IP portfolio, and earn money or be used somehow down the line. I work in R&D, where you can spend several months on a project that goes nowhere. In fact most ideas don't actually end up in a product, but they do end up patented, published, or recycled for the next generation of products. Many times you know it won't go anywhere, but occassionally you hit that "jackpot," and all the failed projects pay off with one big success.

      Yeah, this is why you give employees a few hundred bucks for putting in the extra time and effort to get a patent approved (though they won't get this money until the patent is finally approved, years later, if they're still in the company). And this might help them a little at review time. But overall, R&D is mostly a waste of time and money because it doesn't generate a short-term return.

      If your company feels differently, you must not be living in the USA, or your company is privately held and not run like a normal American corporation.

    38. Re:yes, lazy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If you operate a public company, you are competing for funds - and the way you compete is with rate of return. If your rate of return is lower than your competitor, you will not be funded. And to be honest, this is really a good thing - it forces long term breakthroughs to the small companies (angel investors) that have a much higher success rate at that type of thing anyway. (Although there are still companies that can justify it, like Intel, it has to be done just right)

      While your previous analysis of why companies behave this way is very insightful, I don't see how this is actually a good thing. It seems that it just causes a lot of instability and inefficiency. Instead of having large companies that last for decades and are good, stable, well-paying places for employees to work, creating a stable but strong economy, you have companies and employees constantly in flux, with good employees constantly jumping ship because their pay sucks, and companies constantly going through hiring and layoff cycles and not actually getting that much done.

      If we imagined this behavior occurring at a national scale, we'd have a scenario where countries' governments are constantly collapsing or being overthrown, citizens are moving all over the globe looking for better countries to live in as the governments change from stable democracies to oppressive dictatorships on a yearly basis, national boundaries are being redrawn and new governments started, etc. Sure, you might get one or two really nice governments for a short time because some people had a good idea and worked really hard to institute it, but overall there'd be huge piles of dead bodies all over the globe.

    39. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that you use a wod like "metric" in this context shows that you must be a middle manager, and therefore, useless. Do you also say "mission critical" and "Human Capital?"
      Assholes

    40. Re:yes, lazy by Muhammar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My problem is that my boss does not like video games. He wants to see some (frentic) activity whenever he walks in our labs and offices and he is deeply suspicious that I am slacking off as much as I can. The results are no excuse for him.

      Plus, since he is from a different field, he does not realy understand the details of our work (=ammount of work required) so whenever he assigns me a new (urgent) subproject and I would tell him how much time I will need to complete it, he starts arguing with me that I should finish it faster if I did not make excuses and work harder.

      Now, he actualy stopped harrasing me lately (because it did not get him anywhere and I was about to quit) but he stil thinks that I am an overpaid slob and primadona.

      --
      I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
    41. Re:yes, lazy by toddbu · · Score: 1
      He wants to see some (frentic) activity whenever he walks in our labs and offices and he is deeply suspicious that I am slacking off as much as I can. The results are no excuse for him.

      Is this a boss who also is concerned with how you dress? Let's face it - many in business care more about how something is accomplished than what is accomplished. If this is your company, I recommend putting out a resume, but only if you're willing to truly be judged on your efforts.

      Plus, since he is from a different field, he does not realy understand the details of our work (=ammount of work required) so whenever he assigns me a new (urgent) subproject and I would tell him how much time I will need to complete it, he starts arguing with me that I should finish it faster if I did not make excuses and work harder.

      There is a perception out there that software changes are super easy to make and that you should be able to whip them out in no time. I don't know what technique you use to push back on your boss, but if it's an "I can't do it in that amount of time" kind of argument then you're sure to lose. What I recommend instead is that you start listing off the various tasks that need to be done and how long they'll take. Don't bury him in detail, but try to keep the tasks reasonably short (a few days at most). If you list of 100 things that each take a day, it's kind of hard to argue that it won't take 100 days to get the job done. I suspect that your boss just thinks that you suck at understanding the task and estimating the time to completion, so I recommend you show him that you can handle it.

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    42. Re:yes, lazy by mildgift · · Score: 1

      Oh bullshit. Someone working in a factory isn't making very much money per unit, and generally speaking, if they don't get legal rights, they're going to get screwed. They can't really waste time, because they're on the line, and they have to put up with crap like asking permission to take a piss.

      People higher up on the food chain have jobs that are a little harder to quantify (hence, there's always a managerial effort to quantify their work). They waste time because they can, or because there's no pressure to work.

      If you really do an accounting of it, these time-wasters are living off the hard work of the factory line workers! Think about it. It's a somewhat immoral relationship going on, but, it's no worse than the overall patterns of exploitation, I guess. You know damn sure the owners (aka, investors) aren't sweating on an assembly line somewhere. The take the longest vacations, and suffer the least bodily injury.

      Personally, I clock around 6 billable hours a day. That's just reality -- it's hard for me to think intently for much longer, without burning out. I would do less if I could, but, I need the money.

    43. Re:yes, lazy by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      What else SHOULD one do when they should otherwise NOT be working?

      I made the mistake of telling my brother I'd help him move.

      That seemed like it was much more labor than sitting at a desk.

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    44. Re:yes, lazy by jnhtx · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Because of my knowledge"

      I take it you knew that the United States is the best and most desirable country in which to live. It's the country to which much of the world's people would go if they could. Its one of the very few countries in the world that even allows immigration in significant numbers. We may have to build a wall to keep people out, but we'll never have to have one to keep people in.

      I don't claim to be a smart person, but I can see a...shall we say... ungrateful guest when I smell one.

      Since you find the United States distasteful, I'd suggest you rectify the mistake you made in coming here and go back to the, ... shall we say..., feces hole you came from and make room for an immigrant who appreciates the privilege of moving to the United States.

    45. Re:yes, lazy by mildgift · · Score: 1

      You make a good point about externalizing R&D costs. I think they should simply be passed on to universities and research organizations, and funded the normal way -- competing for taxes and foundation money. Simple, and clean, because the ownership of innovation is dispersed more widely, so more companies starting up can get at them.

      A couple years back, a ranting "capitalist" from the UK got into a small flamewar about health care. She insisted that socialist medicine was more capitalistic than private health insurance we have in the USA. She was off her rocker -- private insurance is capitalism's answer to public services -- but, as a small business owner, she understood that it was far more efficient to leave health insurance to the state, so she didn't have to go through the hassle of offering it as a business.

      She'd probably change her tune if she was a large business, of course.

    46. Re:yes, lazy by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      In my job about 80% of the work is rather tedious. Another 15% is interesting. The remaining 5% is spent on the opportunities that would be missed by others without my vantage point. So far this year that 5% of my time has come out to a net of about $5M in new business for my company. The 4 days in 5 spent on tedious work nets $20K/month.

      Call it lazy, but I am going to do my "job" good-nuf to stay in a rather strategic position to spot the really juicy stuff.

      --
      When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
    47. Re:yes, lazy by servognome · · Score: 1

      Wrong. In America, the next quarter or two are all that is important. Wall Street investors aren't worried about your company's long term outlook.

      What do you think funded the dotcom bubble, those companies weren't making money. Why is it companies can post strong profits but still have their stocks fall due to poor outlook, or perceived long term industry weakness? Why can a company take several hundred million dollar charges investing in new ventures without suffering investor wrath?
      The day traders care about short term. Most investors look for continuous growth outlook for several years. In fact they want to see that your company is doing something to protect their investment and grow in the future.

      Perhaps, but this doesn't help the employees working in these roles when review time comes around and their contributions don't look that great compared to other employees who brought in a lot of money

      If those employees suffer, it's because they do not know how to properly play the political game. A training person can justify a raise by creating new initiatives that improve worker efficiency by X%, or an improvement in new employee integration rate of Y months, resulting in a cost savings of $Z thousands of dollars.

      You also run into management setting up a timeline without any regard to reality, and deciding that something should only take 2 months to do when a normal team would require 12. But that doesn't matter; when the project fails, it's the team members' fault because they didn't spend 16 hours/day working on it.

      Things like that will happen from time to time. If they happen regularly though, it shows incompotent management, then it's time to find a new company, because it's going under soon.

      But overall, R&D is mostly a waste of time and money because it doesn't generate a short-term return.

      But it does provide long term competitive advantage. Improved output, efficiency, quality, customer perception, there are a large number of advantages that a strong R&D component provides.

      If your company feels differently, you must not be living in the USA, or your company is privately held and not run like a normal American corporation

      I live in the USA and work at a tech corporation. Not all companies have such short-term outlooks. If not from their own reasoning, they get the message by seeing the failures of others who were short-sided. Look at how Carly ran HP into the ground by cutting R&D and focusing only on short term gain.

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    48. Re:yes, lazy by ChadAmberg · · Score: 1

      Bob Slydell: So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and you bring them down to the software engineers?

      Tom: That, that's right.

      Bob Porter: Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the specifications directly to the software people, huh?

      Tom: Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

      Bob Slydell: You physically take the specs from the customer?

      Tom: Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

      Bob Slydell: Ah.

      Bob Porter: Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

      Tom: Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

      Bob Slydell: Well, what would you say you do here?

      Tom: Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the [goshdarn] customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! WHAT THE [HECK] IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!

    49. Re:yes, lazy by infonography · · Score: 1

      Who? Coleman, yeah he should be happy he has a job. Or rather gets paid to mouth off about what amounts to only tech workers who are bored or otherwise uninvolved enough to answer the survey.

      Consider that vistors to a site called Salary.com are looking for work, as in planning to get the hell out of where every they are. Sorry; I am not impressed, should I have been?

      --
      Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
    50. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was born in the states served in the military.. blah blah, and I hate the states. I love living where I am. The people here are great, and they aren't just from this country which make it quite a bit better to me. your mileage of course has varied, and for that I am sorry. .02

    51. Re:yes, lazy by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, they do care about results around here - so much that my boss felt like "optimizing" our work style. He thought that he could sqeeze out another 50% productivity if he discouraged me from reading work-unrelated stuff and drinking tea all the time.

      I tried all the reasoning that you suggested and I asked a friend to go in between so that I would not have to report to this abusive boss for awhile. I also asked the boss to find a replacement for me and updated my resume.

      What eventualy did the trick was the work slowdown. You would be amazed how much less is done if you leave at 5pm every day and don't come back on weekends.

      (I don't mind working lot of hours: it is actualy enjoyable - I do drug research synthetic work - as long as I don't have a slavedriver standing behind me and telling me to shake the sep funnels faster.)

      --
      I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
    52. Re:yes, lazy by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      By doing so, you are evaluating the contribution of departments based on the business plan, not the contribution of a single worker based on his performance measured in money it earned the company. It means you agree with me that the metric suggested by the original poster is impossible to implement.

      In the end, your last sentence puts it all very well together: it is VERY important do suck up along the way. Also doing a good job helps somewhat, but is not of the primary importance. It's important you suck up. Listen to us, kids, we learned it the hard way. The sooner you drop your ideals, the better for you. :-)

    53. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you knew that the United States is the best and most desirable country in which to live.

      depending on who you are. If you're poor, black, and in new orleans, not really. if you're muslim, in the right tribe, Oman, Saudi Arabia, is pretty damn good (Brunei: free healthcare, whatsoever. what's YOUR insurance like?).

    54. Re:yes, lazy by jnhtx · · Score: 1

      "if you're poor, black, and in new orleans, not really"

      If you are poor, black, and in New Orleans you are better off than 99% of the people in the world. Poor people in the U.S. are poor mostly with respect to other Americans. They are rich with respect to most of the world.

    55. Re:yes, lazy by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      If you're a factory worker who's paid to assemble widgets and you goof off for a couple of hours, you probably ARE ripping off your employer.

      I see. So if you're a blue collar sort of prole then any time not spent slaving away on the assembly line is ripping off your employer. But if you're a fat-assed, pasty-faced little geek pissing away the company dime reading Slashdot then, well, it's okay - because, like, you're smart Beta, and those half-wits on the line are idiot Deltas.

      Here, have a nice big cup of soma, asshole.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    56. Re:yes, lazy by toddbu · · Score: 1
      Hey, I *totally* sympathize with you here. I used to work for a company that filtered my postal mail. I found this out one day when I was missing one of my magazines. When I inquired about it, I was told that I was spending too much of my day "reading" and not enough time working. These people were not real smart. (That means you, Mary! :-)

      I suggest you spend an hour a week keeping your resume up-to-date and sending out copies to someone who will appreciate your skills.

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      If you don't want crime to pay, let the government run it.
    57. Re:yes, lazy by toddbu · · Score: 1

      You gotta love a cynic. :-)

      --
      If you don't want crime to pay, let the government run it.
    58. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the [goshdarn] customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! WHAT THE [HECK] IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!

      What the fuck? Either quote it properly, or don't fucking quote at all, you pussy.

    59. Re:yes, lazy by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      If you are poor, black, and in New Orleans you are better off than 99% of the people in the world.

      Wow, geez. They're still better off than more than two thirds of the population of the US ?

    60. Re:yes, lazy by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      What do you think funded the dotcom bubble, those companies weren't making money.

      1. Get dumbasses to believe dotcoms are the next best thing. 2. Sell all of your shares before everyone else starts to realize what's going on. 3. ???? (there is no 3.) 4. PROFIT ! The investors don't _care_ if a company makes money or not. They care if _they_ make money, which does not necessarily have anything to do with how the company is doing. Whether the money comes from actual value (soundly running company) or from screwing over the others investors doesn't matter.

    61. Re:yes, lazy by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      I never said that it would be easy. :-)
      Hence hognoxious' first law of metrics: What's easy to measure will be measured.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    62. Re:yes, lazy by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      perfectly happy to do your job, do it all day long for a full 8 hrs, be just as productive per hour as you, and be paid the same as what you are getting, then you are being lazy.
      For that type of problem fixing job (sysadmin etc), your productivity is largely limited by the number of faults you have to fix. You can't fix a problem that doesn't occur. You can of course occupy yourself with preventive action but that may not show on the stats - or it might even count against you.

      Is a firefighter unproductive if there aren't any fires for him to put out? Should he go out and indulge in a bit of arson to bump his workrate up?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    63. Re:yes, lazy by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Of course, it's my own laziness that inspires my creativity. Scripts to automate repetitive stuff, easy instructions that help users before they ask me, programs that do stuff that needs to get done. Therefore, the more lazy I am, the more productive I am.
      Totally agree with that. Efficiency is organised laziness.
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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    64. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I take it you knew that the United States is the best and most desirable country in which to live"

      what?

      I live in the UK (Wales)and to be honest wouldnt want to live in your country if you paid me.. check out your murder rates and gun crime figures.. the number of crack heads and the amount of gang violence.

      (I am prepared to be called a european pussy so bring it on)

    65. Re:yes, lazy by Bobsledboy · · Score: 1

      Soma doesn't come in cups, cockface :P

    66. Re:yes, lazy by v1 · · Score: 1

      Those however are a very small minority of jobs, that I would call "standby" jobs. In those cases, the people have two primary jobs really... they have their actual working job, such as puting out fires. Then they have their standby job, which is being there when there are no fires, "just in case". Those people's hours and pay reflect that reality. They may be at the firehouse for upwards of 20 hours a day for 3-4 days of the week. If you add up all their hours, they are "working" a very long week indeed. But their pay does not show them working 60-80 hours/week. You could instead look at them being paid say $40/hr to actually put out fires, plus say $6/hr to sit on their butts watching TV most of the day. So even in that case my theory does hold.

      System Administrators are somewhat in this position too, where in the best of cases they are working somewhere that is already in good condition and they are being paid primarily to "put out the fires" that occur from time to time. In that case you can also view them as making a large amount of money to actually put out the fires, and a small amount of money to be there, or to be on call. (carry a pager, etc)

      So in either person's case, some unproductive time is expected due to the nature of the job, but the pay is actually correctly compensating for this because when they are being productive, the value of their work is very high. If you expect the admin to work constantly his entire day, I bet they receive a fat check at the end of the week.

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      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    67. Re:yes, lazy by Grab · · Score: 1

      Nice - I've known a few of those. (Sorry, don't recognise the quote though.)

      FWIW though, I've been senior-engineer-ing projects for a bit. Much of that time *has* been spent acting as the interface between the customer(s) and a small team of engineers, varying between 25% and 100% of my time depending on where the project is at and how deeply screwed the latest release was. ;-) This tends to be a mix of engineering and project-leading.

      Typical scenario is that the customer raises 50 issues. Of those, 10 will be repeats of other issues raised earlier, because someone's not upgraded to using the latest release. Another 10 are clearly the result of misunderstandings or testing cockups. Another 20 are trivial issues which take 5 minutes each to fix. And the final 10 are absolute bitches.

      So my job becomes "triage". I need to have a quick look at them all to see which are genuine issues, possibly having a quick word with a few people, so I can reject the 20 irrelevant issues straight out (all of which requires detailed technical knowledge of the whole system, so your generic manager wouldn't have a hope!). Then I can distribute the 10 major issues around in a way that balances the load, and the 20 trivial issues can be handed round as people come free. If I'm lucky, I'll have time to handle one or two major issues myself, but more usually I'm fielding emails and phone calls from the customer, checking where everyone is up to, and acting as "translator" between the terms the customer uses and the terms our place uses.

      I frequently have times where I look back and think "what did I do that week?!" That doesn't mean I was unproductive though, just that none of my work has been directly channelled into producing LOC. But most managers are smart enough to work out that it's better for 1 engineer to spend 90% of their time dealing with the customer than for 6 engineers to spend 30% of their time dealing with the customer. Plus it gives the customer the "warm-and-fuzzies" because they know there's always someone they can talk to who can take responsibility for getting it sorted (even if the reply is only "Dunno, but I'll check it out today"), instead of just getting told "Oh, that's not my code, talk to Bob instead" which is the typical engineer reaction.

      I'm sure some of the team wonder what I've been doing too. They don't get to see my inbox though, or the meetings with customers, or any of that other crap. They can keep doing engineering, and I can keep them productive on that by not doing engineering myself. It's kind of sad that the better an engineer you are, the less likely you are to actually be doing engineering, but it's like being Michelangelo doing the Sistine Chapel - if it's too big for one person, the skill is in directing other people to get the end result you want.

      Grab.

    68. Re:yes, lazy by Grab · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if that's what your manager wanted you to work on, because as an employee you're responsible for your contribution to the company.

      So you're saying that in your company, it doesn't matter what your manager tells you to do, you can goof off and work on another project you're not assigned to? And you actually get *rewarded* for that?!

      Every company I've ever worked for has a clause in the contract that says something to the effect of "Refusing to carry out a reasonable request form a manager is gross misconduct", so you can (and will) be fired for not doing what your manager tells you to do. You have the right to tell your manager that you disagree with his decision, but if he persists then you have *no* right to refuse to do it. (Of course, a careful employee will make sure that is documented in an email, to make sure it's available as evidence if things do turn to shit later. ;-) You can raise a complaint with your manager's manager too, but if he won't back you then you're SOL.

      Grab.

    69. Re:yes, lazy by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      While providing healthcare was originally a smart business move - IE a worker without healthcare was more likely to miss more work, and when you're in a labor shortage market(IE it's a more than trivial task to replace him), it made perfect sense.

      Today, healthcare is considered a requirement by most workers, and most pay at least some money towards their company health care plan.

      The problem with this is that it took most of the choice away from the actual consumer of the health care, the employee. It creates an excessive burden on small businesses.

      What I think would be appropriate would be to decouple your job and your healthcare. IE You can choose your healthcare plan, mix and match, etc. Keep the same plan when you move jobs, etc. I mean, you already do this for vehicle and home insurance.

      Heck, have a savings account which you use to pay healthcare expenses through the year, with a relativly cheap 'catastrophic expense' healthcare plan that only kicks in after the first $10,000 or so.

      The only cases that the government would need to get involved would be for military/police/fire, which has in increased occupational hazard rate.

      The only exceptions I'd make would be minors and catastrophic loss. IE > 100,000 a year, perpetual expense, etc.

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    70. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Today is LABOR DAY. A day to reflect on the HARD WORK that goes into the greatness of this nation. A day which is dedicated to the WORKER." - by Allen Zadr (767458) * on Monday September 05, @01:14PM

      I dunno, it wasn't just reflection for me @ least here!

      I went (had to) out yesterday during "Labor Day" & did the following list:

      1.) Mowed the yard over here

      2.) Did my laundry

      3.) Washed a HUGE pile of dishes

      4.) And, all that, ontop of helping a buddy clean up an old piano (inside & out + tune it, so there were no more 'dead keys' on it) for a sale/trade he is working on with another musician.

      (e.g. -> He is trading it for a "cry baby" distortion pedal for his guitar)

      & that? That WAS on "Labor Day"...

      (I.E.-> It wasn't just a day of 'reflection' for me, it was actually getting out there & doing a bit of MUCH NEEDED LABOR here, lol!)

      * :)

      APK

      P.S.=> & it's off back to the "grindstone" today this a.m. just after I post this here... all good things, even vacation days, must come to an end! apk

    71. Re:yes, lazy by elementik · · Score: 1

      Hah. Coming in at the weekend is fine and all, until you decide not to and your output slips... Work your assigned hours, and no more - in other words, get a life (your job will seem easier too).

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    72. Re:yes, lazy by elementik · · Score: 1

      well i would too if I could be arsed... Zzz

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    73. Re:yes, lazy by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      check out your murder rates and gun crime figures

      Unfortunately, the stats you're presented aren't always the most accurate. For example, when speaking of American gun deaths, the standard is to include people killed by the police in the commission of a crime. OTOH, when speaking of gun deaths in other countries, you don't include those numbers. That way, you maximize the number on the American side while minimizing the number for other countries.

      Don't worry if you didn't know about that. I'm sure you also didn't know the UK is seriously considering banning pointy knives to cut down on knife deaths. Silliness knows no national bounderies.

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    74. Re:yes, lazy by prof.morbius · · Score: 1

      We're being paid to accomplish tasks, and one person might do a better job of it working hard six hours a day and goofing off for two than another person working hard for eight hours a day.

      I agree completely. There are also several reasonable suggestions in descendant posts about metrics. None of which precisely address one factor: blame shifting.

      People who perform evaluations in U.S. corporate structures usually accept that going to meetings is work. They usually also go to a lot of meetings. So they spend most of any given work week either talking about what work someone (else) should be doing, or preparing for same. Since going to meetings is (accepted as) work, they can look at their calendar and see that they've done a lot of work.

      Problem is, they then look at the calendars of the people who do work. Mine is nearly empty. I have two weekly meetings, and only because I can't get out of them. I spend all day at my desk fiddling away at my computer, doing things that (at best) enable someone to do something that may contribute to the bottom line. Actually, that's the good days, when an executive doesn't decide that three days of rewiring is a good idea so that they can present from here instead of there in the room, and then ask why our projects are behind.

      And that, I think, is the key to measuring performance in the current environment in the U.S. -- a system that encompasses job description, but also interrupt-priority tasks, and evaluates satisfactory completion of tasks against the stage of planning where someone was brought in.

      Of course, that would require manages and executives to accept responsibility for the costs associated with having hair-brained schemes, so don't expect to see it.

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    75. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unfortunately, the stats you're presented aren't always the most accurate. For example, when speaking of American gun deaths, the standard is to include people killed by the police in the commission of a crime. OTOH, when speaking of gun deaths in other countries, you don't include those numbers. That way, you maximize the number on the American side while minimizing the number for other countries.

      Uhh... you do realize that in most western countries, unlike in the US, it is not exactly a standard practice for the police to go gun down people??? It tends to be the very rare exception. I doubt police related deaths would change the numbers compared to rest of the western world one bit -- it is very rare for the police to even to draw a gun, if they happen to carry one !

    76. Re:yes, lazy by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      For example, when speaking of American gun deaths, ...

      In that case, speaking of murders involving firearms (or better yet, just murders in general) will give you the less biased number. And unsurprisingly, the result of the comparison will be about the same.

    77. Re:yes, lazy by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      I think you kind of answer your own question - for the most part, stability is very bad for economies, because economies get better (on average) with every change, so you want as many changes as possible. Think about it - how many people do you know personally that got a better paying job when forced to leave? That finally decided (with you secretly agreeing) that they should leave IT and do what they are good at instead? Change is good - keeping people employed is bad if it limits their potential.

      Honestly, I think the same would be true of governments with propper controls to limit the piles of dead bodies. I think that is one of the USA's strengths, that any government only lasts 8 years tops (although I think term limits on Congress would also be a good idea). People get too attached to their bad ideas, so it is best to let someone new in so they can say "this worked, keep it - that didn't, drop it."

      If you think about it, most of the work in a Democracy is to avoid really having a democracy (as in, mob rule). If the US was a real democracy, we would all be poor white heterosexuals - because we would have killed/deported all the ethnics/homosexuals/non-christians/rich guys (or at least prevented them from being happy). So in the US, we elect leaders - who then go against public opinion in order to do what is right and necessary. (Unfortunately, that leads to only people that can lie really well getting reelected...)

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    78. Re:yes, lazy by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      If you really think you do a better job working hard for 6 hours and goofing off for 2, convince your management of this - I'm sure they'll be glad to only pay you for 6 hours, and let you goof off on your own time...

      What's this obsession with 'hours', with getting paid for by period of time?

      How about they pay me for six hours, after giving me a 33% raise because I'm a third more productive than the competition? Note: It'd more likely be 50% because so much of the cost of a worker is the benefits. If the worker only gets money, no healthcare, etc, then it'd be 33%

      Productivity differs. I can do some jobs in less than half the amount of time it takes for somebody else. Doesn't that mean that they should pay me more?

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    79. Re:yes, lazy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, of course not. You have to work on what your manager tells you to do here just like any place, though you can "escalate" your concerns to higher managers if necessary.

      So if you don't do what your manager wants, you're screwed. And if what your manager wants isn't regarded highly by the upper managers, you're still screwed.

      I guess the idea is that you're supposed to choose carefully which group you work for.

    80. Re:yes, lazy by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      I couldn't disagree more. I HATE "suck up" jobs, and endeavor to find altenative employment if I find myself stuck in one.

      There are employers out there who realize that the best way to get productive employees is to let them get on with it.

      If you are stuck with a boss who does not know what they are doing, and is riding your ass to cover their own insecurity, you are better off out of there - unless you have sufficient wit to convince them otherwise.

    81. Re:yes, lazy by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      American Workers: Lazy or Creative?

      How about overworked? If your workers are wasting 2 hours a day why are they still forced to be at the office for the whole 8 hours when they (hopefully) have already completed their work?

    82. Re:yes, lazy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      WTF?? Maybe you'd like to live like a vagabond, constantly moving from place to place and never calling any place "home", but I sure don't, and I don't think anyone with a family does either. Economies don't work out very well long-term when the social fabric underlying them disintegrates, which is exactly what you're advocating here.

      The US Government has been around a lot longer than 8 years; try about 220. Just because the person in charge of the executive branch changes every 4 or 8 years doesn't mean we have a whole new government, especially when the people in the other two branches (which are arguable more powerful) don't change that often. More importantly, our government has a severe defect in that it effectively enforces a two-party system where the voters have to choose from the better of two evils, rather than the person they want. So the same group of people, with the same ideology, has been holding power in this country for a long time, though the individuals in various positions have shifted around some.

      We've never had a democracy in the USA. We have a "representative democracy", which is really a republic, a very different thing. Our Constitution prevents abuse of individuals' rights with the first 10 Amendments. As for any of this being the cause of liars being reelected, I don't believe that to be the case. I think the cause for that is far more complex, and I think our two-party system has a fair amount to do with it.

    83. Re:yes, lazy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I live in the USA and work at a tech corporation. Not all companies have such short-term outlooks. If not from their own reasoning, they get the message by seeing the failures of others who were short-sided. Look at how Carly ran HP into the ground by cutting R&D and focusing only on short term gain.

      What the hell are you talking about? Carly did a GREAT job at HP. She got paid $21 million upon leaving, not counting the millions she made while still there. That's about 210 times the average annual cost of a normal white-collar employee. I wouldn't even get paid for unused vacation if I quit my job. Obviously HP highly valued her performance, and was sorry to see her go, so I don't understand this charge of "running them into the ground" you make. And HP is still a very large, well-known company with many employees, so it's not like they've gone out of business due to any bad decision here.

      But it does provide long term competitive advantage. Improved output, efficiency, quality, customer perception, there are a large number of advantages that a strong R&D component provides.

      You may think so, but your example of HP shows how wrong you are. Carly cut R&D, and upon leaving the company got a sweet $21 million. Obviously, cutting R&D is very profitable. And this stuff about "long term competitive advantage" is clearly ridiculous, as Carly wasn't in charge that long; she got in, made many millions of dollars, and got out. Short-term is all that matters when you're an executive, and they're the ones running things.

      Things like that will happen from time to time. If they happen regularly though, it shows incompotent management, then it's time to find a new company, because it's going under soon.

      "incompetent".
      It's nice to think that bad decisions cause companies to fail, but it doesn't happen. Your little example of HP shows this again; they're still around, and not going anywhere soon it seems. Even SCO is still alive and kicking, and their executives are raking in cash. Bad management can kill a small company pretty quickly, but big ones seem to survive forever, though they may morph into something a little different.

      If it isn't blindingly obvious by now, most of my posts in this thread have been highly sarcastic, but my main point is that while I as an engineer certainly favor long-term outlooks, investment in R&D, etc., and realize how this is good for a long-term stable economy and society, I simply don't see this being practiced in America these days. Instead, I see people being rewarded for cutting these things and focusing on the short-term instead, and I believe that this will lead to complete and utter disaster in the future.

    84. Re:yes, lazy by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Those however are a very small minority of jobs
      Yes, but a minority including the specific case here - a sysadmin (if you trace up the thread).
      In those cases, the people have two primary jobs really... they have their actual working job, such as puting out fires. Then they have their standby job
      The two are inseparable. The "standby job" is a prerequisite for the main one - it amounts to being available at short notice. A "standby job" that involved being down a coalmine or crewing a ship on the opposite side of the ocean wouldn't exactly be compatible.
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    85. Re:yes, lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious what those stats would look like if you removed DC and New York from them. I'm willing to bet the numbers will be a lot lower.

      Hell, what are the numbers for the west coast and east coast? Again, the west coast numbers are probably far lower.

    86. Re:yes, lazy by mildgift · · Score: 1

      You can already voluntarily decouple your health insurance from your work. You can *always* buy your own insurance, and some people do it. You'll never get insurance at the price that a large company can, though.

      The fact is, people will always need to aggregate their demand to get a better deal. Atomized consumers have little to no leverage -- trust me on this one, because I know from experience. The avenues to aggregating demands are simple: unions, cooperatives, and government intervention on behalf of people.

  2. Case in point by ericdano · · Score: 1, Troll

    Look at Slashdot as an example. Daily duplicates, errors, misquotes. Lazy? I'd say YES.

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    1. Re:Case in point by Knome_fan · · Score: 1

      I take it you found out these terrible things about /. only while browsing the side in your private time?

    2. Re:Case in point by ericdano · · Score: 1

      In my NON-Work time. I don't work 9-5 thanks.

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    3. Re:Case in point by Slashdot_Gandhi · · Score: 0


      The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

      Mahatma Gandhi

    4. Re:Case in point by jangobongo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On another level, Slashdot is an example of how people rationalize when they are wasting time at work - "it's work related!"

      Readers of Slashdot freely admit that they are reading and commenting while at work. They rationalize it by saying that they are getting news and info directly related to their work. And sometimes, sometimes, that might actually happen. That could be, what? Twenty percent of the time? Less?

      The rest of the time they are debating the finer points of Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Dr.Who, evolution vs. intelligent design, politics, NASA, Hubble, flying men to Mars, flying cars, and what old people in Korea are doing, etc.

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    5. Re:Case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll? How is this a troll?

    6. Re:Case in point by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      You forgot Soviet Russia.

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    7. Re:Case in point by swordofstars · · Score: 1

      This isn't true for the most part. If a job is menial and requires only a very finite set of skills, then it's either been automated or outsourced, or is being done by a secretary. Fundimentally, it'll be most of our jobs to make available a huge base of information and to be able to figure out hard problems when they come up. So, yeah, a really good sysadmin will just be on his ass all day reading /., cause he's gotten the system set up and running like clockwork. A crappy sysadmin will always be busy. The reason you pay him is so if/when something does break, he's there and either knows out how to fix it, or can figure it out. Reading stuff like /. is what makes sure we have the base of knowledge that the company is paying us to keep in reserve. Sure, it's not directly relevant, but this sorta stuff is our way of keeping in top 'conditioning'.

    8. Re:Case in point by MacEnvy · · Score: 1

      AHEM! I believe you forgot Stargate (both SG-1 and Atlantis). Brigadier General O'Neill thanks you.

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  3. Web based survey by flynt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Web based surveys are not scientific (not a random sample), therefore are completely worthless. Who is more likely to fill out a web based survey, those who use time at work looking at the web, or those who don't? There's the problem, and any conclusions drawn from this data about the general American population have no basis.

    1. Re:Web based survey by HarvardFrankenstein · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because it's not scientific, does not mean that it is worthless. As long as potential biases are noted in the writeup following a survey/study, the results are still perfectly useful. And also keep in mind that no matter how many lengths one goes to to make a survey sample representative, it is never going to be perfectly so. There is always some error, and there is always some insight to be gained, "scientific" or not.

    2. Re:Web based survey by Wavicle · · Score: 5, Informative

      The data is a lot less useful than I think you may be giving it credit for. I go over this occasionally with social scientist PhDs who have at most one or two semesters of formal statistics training. They also think that it is fair to generalize from mailed questionaires. If you do not know the degree of the bias, you really have no idea of the skew of your results.

      Case in point, the study says that an average of 2.09 hours is spent "wasting time." Now you know that time wasters were more likely to answer the questionaire, so the bias is out in the open. Now... How far is 2.09 hours from the true mean? Just pick a confidence interval of say 90%. Do you have enough information to figure that out? Unfortunately you don't. There is information in the study, but you don't know enough about the bias to separate signal from noise.

      And also keep in mind that no matter how many lengths one goes to to make a survey sample representative, it is never going to be perfectly so. There is always some error, and there is always some insight to be gained, "scientific" or not.

      This is all taken into account in proper statistics - which require a random sample. If the sample is random, you will know how likely it is to be a "good" fit. But I'm curious, what exactly is non "scientific" insight?

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    3. Re:Web based survey by alexhs · · Score: 1

      > Web based surveys are not scientific (not a random sample)

      In fact, they're getting a random sample, but not a representative one.

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    4. Re:Web based survey by LnxAddct · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Where I work we follow the whole "Agile" paradigm and when we task ourselves with work, we are to assume that we'll only be 60% productive. This isn't something we made up, this is in the books, apparently many studies find that the ideal time is about 60% for programmers, its just enough for you to get in the zone and do some good coding, but its not too much to mentally strain you, thus causing poor quality work later. That also accounts for time in meetings etc... There are no restricitons on what we browse on the net, or what we can install on our computers (including games like WoW). My company just wants us to get our work done, and to do it well. We come in when we want, leave when we want, and they aren't allowed to ask us to come in anyother time unless we want to. Noone assigns the teams with work, they tell us what needs to get done and we choose what we think we can get done each sprint. The 60% thing works really well, a lot of people constantly dread going to work but when you go to work and its actually kind of fun and you dont get stressed out, you find that the time you are working you're 2 to 3 times more productive. We have everything from basketball and football to foosball, ping pong, etc... too. I look foward to going to work, I like not only the way they treat us but I'm genuinely interested in the work I do there (I work at a defense contractor on 2 classified projects for the DoD). I feel bad for people who dont feel the way I do about their jobs, its not fair that they'd have to do that.
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    5. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone here has web access at work and uses it even if it's not for work purposes... so I guess it depends where you work

    6. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Web based surveys are not scientific (not a random sample), therefore are completely worthless."

      What a stupid thing to say.

      It is true that web-based surveys may often not use rigorous population selection methods and therefore their results should not be taken as conclusively proof of the claim they are making. It would, however, be foolish to disregard them completely - often they can function as indicators of broad trends, and more scientific surveys can be carried out if needed.

    7. Re:Web based survey by jd0g85 · · Score: 1
      Web based surveys are not scientific (not a random sample), therefore are completely worthless.

      It's a random sample of people who responded, just not of the population at large. Just because it's not a random sample doesn't mean it's worthless. It can still give ideas on what to study further.

      Who is more likely to fill out a web based survey, those who use time at work looking at the web, or those who don't?

      That's true, but the survey can still be scientific as long as biases are explored and detailed in the report

      There's the problem, and any conclusions drawn from this data about the general American population have no basis.

      I don't disagree with this statement. News in America is typically worthless because of this. News is no longer about information but about selling a product. As editors try market their product by doctoring articles and sensationalizing headlines, we loose insight. Not to mention that reporters rarely have the background in the field they're reporting (except meteorologists).

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    8. Re:Web based survey by wfberg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The data is a lot less useful than I think you may be giving it credit for. I go over this occasionally with social scientist PhDs who have at most one or two semesters of formal statistics training. They also think that it is fair to generalize from mailed questionaires. If you do not know the degree of the bias, you really have no idea of the skew of your results.

      The Dutch National Bureau of Statistics actually researches the skew in their polling once in a while; they hunt down people who did NOT respond to questionnaires, going to them in person with a bunch of flowers, explaining why they need to research skew. On average, it takes 2 calls and 1 visit to get to the pesky non-respondents. Amazingly, the research indicates that the usual means of selecting respondents (they usually don't go for purely randomized samples, but stratified samples; i.e. a fair selection of people distributed over different variable - such as age group, income, etc. - in the same pattern as the general populace) actually holds up well. People who don't respond usually only do so because they don't feel like it at the time.

      (Of course, that won't be true for many other surveys and the type of (self)selection they employ.)

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    9. Re:Web based survey by periol · · Score: 1

      you asked: "what exactly is non-scientific insight?"


      I think that this is a non-scientific insights that could be gleaned from this poll. No matter what the exact numbers are, one can still speculate (and that's all this is, speculation) on the motivations behind such a large group of time-wasting respondents...

    10. Re:Web based survey by TCQuad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, you see, the non-scientific web poll is basically an anecdote, one person's perspective of what they think or what they've done. And the plural of anecdote is, of course, data. Therefore, if your sample size is large enough, your non-scientific web poll can generate a large set of data that you can describe in scientific terms.

    11. Re:Web based survey by jeremymiles · · Score: 1
      In fact, they're getting a random sample, but not a representative one.
      In a random sample, every person has an equal chance of responding. A random sample is therefore representative. This was neither.
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    12. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I work at a defense contractor

      Which one? I want to switch to yours :)

    13. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only two questions.....

      1) Which defense contractor?
      2) What positions are currently open?

    14. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also don't have to use proper spelling/punctuation and paragraphs aren't allowed because improper formatting is too mentally draining.

    15. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the information about what you do during off hours is probably very good. But you're right that much of the people filling it out are going to be the worst offenders: Making them "experts" on what these offenders do during this time.
      I think the point of this survey is to find what's happening in all those wasted hours. I know that in certain fields, the ability to step away from the problem is the only good way to solve it... Software development gets nowhere if you're expected to spend all your time writing code/documenting/testing/debugging. Sometimes you just have to go sip some coffee or read a book. Every good idea I've ever had on a project has come to me while walking somewhere... I get more work done walking across campus to the store than I do working... Well, at least, I consider real ideas to be more work than the implementation part.

    16. Re:Web based survey by klept · · Score: 1

      I agree.

    17. Re:Web based survey by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you.

      I don't doubt hat 60% figure. I don't doubt that having a certain amount of work to get done makes working more pleasant, or that time spent not working can make you more productive. This generalyl matches my experience.

      What I don't believe is that you have a whole chain of managers who read a report and actually pay attention to what it says! And believe what it says when it doesn't match their preconceptions.

    18. Re:Web based survey by sd_diamond · · Score: 1

      Web based surveys are not scientific (not a random sample), therefore are completely worthless.

      I completely disagree. My own web-based survey shows that Amish people are overwhelmingly in favor of allowing modern computer technology and connectivity into their communities.

    19. Re:Web based survey by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      I agree, but is any survey (or poll) a random sample? Telephone surveys only get those with landlines with phone numbers that are bought or freely accessable, internet surveys only catch those that are connected to the internet. Door to door surveys get people who are home at certain hours. And people who don't want to be surveyed, well, don't get their sample taken. A true broad survey would combine all three, and some that I missed. Of course, some of this depends on your target demographic. I wouldn't say that a web base survey is worthless, but it is very specific. And it could still be scientific, just that it is impossible to extrapolate this data to a larger data set. I'm sure there are some hard working Mexicans (who also are Americans, just not from the USA) who just didn't have internet access, or spare time to waste filling out web based surveys. (I hope I wasn't insensitive in that last sentence) All surveys I've encountered, don't seem to be able to take into account liars. Are there double blind surveys that encorporate two (or more) types of surveyors to cross match data to weed out people who lie about there basic demographic data? On most "free registration required forms" I'm the opposite gender, and much older. I do it just to fuck up their demographics (if they take them with a grain of salt) and give them bad data, for their own hubris in using that data for anything. (Hubris, that it is common human knowledge that people also lie, all kinds of people, to varying degrees)

    20. Re:Web based survey by wiwa · · Score: 1
      Amazingly, the research indicates that the usual means of selecting respondents (they usually don't go for purely randomized samples, but stratified samples; i.e. a fair selection of people distributed over different variable - such as age group, income, etc. - in the same pattern as the general populace) actually holds up well. People who don't respond usually only do so because they don't feel like it at the time.
      This may be true much of the time, but in this particular case, I don't think it does. What you've basically said is that they've shown that the probability of responding to these surveys is statistically independent of the response itself. In this case, however, they're using a web-based survey to measure how much time people "waste" at work. The problem is that a web-based survey is much more likely to turn up people who spend a lot of time surfing the web--likely when they should be working!
    21. Re:Web based survey by wfberg · · Score: 1

      I wasn't speaking about surveys in general, hence the final paragraph, in which I stated, in so many words, that I wasn't speaking about surveys in general. Also not the first phrase where I mentioned the Dutch National Bureau of Statistics researching their polling, not everyone's web poll.

      Just one of the factor influencing the error rate in online polls is how carelessly people seem to read online.

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    22. Re:Web based survey by quanticle · · Score: 1

      The only problem with that reasoning is that, while you may gain a fair amount of data from a non-scientific poll, the data will be worthless, as there will be no guarantee that the data reflects what is actually happening in the real world.


      As an example, if you sample those whose net worth is $1,000,000 or higher about poverty, will you gain any useful data about poverty in the USA? Just as a poverty survey must include both the well-off and the poor, a survey about wasting time ought to include those working and those slacking off. Of course, since this is a web-based survey, those who respond to it are likely to be slacking off anyway, there is a selection bias in the data that calls into doubt any conclusions derived from it.

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    23. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it. I also work for a defense contractor, and enjoy my work. Flex time, managers who are also engineers/scientists, fun, and really interesting work. It's too bad that it is coming to a close. Industry "best practice," standard processes, too many managers (paper managers), and distrustful micro-managing leadership are standard at big defense companies. Too bad those big companies get big by absorbing little companies. :-(

      Incidentally, I have been "wasting time" surfing for a new job while my simulations run.

    24. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN.com had Kerry at 70/30 over Bush in the election on their web based poll. Real poll had it 52/48. Which was better ?

    25. Re:Web based survey by Grym · · Score: 1

      Well, you see, the non-scientific web poll is basically an anecdote, one person's perspective of what they think or what they've done. And the plural of anecdote is, of course, data.

      Ahh... But what kind of data?

      It's data based upon perceptions of a particular kind of person during a particular time period. So instead of saying X% of U.S. workers are lazy, your data becomes "X% of U.S. workers who have internet access and visted Y random site during Z time period believe they are lazy."--which is far less sensational than "READ ALL ABOUT IT: AMERICAN WORKERS ARE LAZY!!!".

      Therefore, if your sample size is large enough, your non-scientific web poll can generate a large set of data that you can describe in scientific terms.

      This type of thinking is analgous to the old saying: "We lose money on every sale but we make up for it in volume." If the data isn't scientifically sound, no amount of statistics (including large datasets) will save the results.

      Sampling issues and scientific methods like these are not easy stuff. There's a reason people trust enough to pay for multi-million dollar gallop polls over simple web-based polls.

      -Grym

    26. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for an agile company as well, the 60% figure is accurate depending on the methodology you follow and the experience/comfort with XP you have. My team, for instance, has to show up at 9 every morning for our daily standup, but we timebox the day so that we don't work more than 50 hours maximum per week. However, when you're pairing up and switching pairs frequently, it kind of forces you to keep tasking as much as possible while you're there. So it does work you hard, but it doesn't burn you out.

      Anyway, it does also reduce net surfing time, if you're doing the paired programming, because if your driver is checking CNN every 10 minutes, it kind of eventually gets on your nerves and you end up taking over, etc. XP sounds better when all you do is talk about the time limitations, and not about the paired programming. ;) But I do agree, it's fun and you learn a lot more.

    27. Re:Web based survey by demachina · · Score: 1

      There is of course a catch to your rosy life.

      Chances are your employer charges the DoD for %100 of your hours at work even if you only work %60. As long as they have billable hours defense contractors tend to not care about much else, though its nice if someday you deliver your project.

      With as much flexibility as they are giving you I sure hope you are all still rigorous in accurately recording your hours. With all the flexing, if your team is putting in less actual hours than its billing its probably against the law. I'd be bit amazed if that much flex isn't illegal to begin with considering the rigor of Federal procurement rules.

      It also be interesting to see your companies actual track record for delivering on budget and on schedule. Since its classified of course we can't. Most defense contractors are pretty bad in this regard, especially on classified projects because oversight is weak. As long as the DoD lets your company get away with it, its more profitable if they overrun because they make more on the project. If thats the case here your pleasant work environment is because your company actually wants to overrun and run up more billable hours.

      I hazard to say if you were in the private sector you might be allowed to flex but there would be frequent crunches where you would be compelled to work 60-80 hour weeks to deliver a product so the company can make their revenue projections in a quarter. You wont get paid for it because you are salaried and if you are lucky you will get some comp time, probably less than what you actually put in in uncompensated overtime. You see in the private sector you don't have a vast pool of our tax dollars to pay you weather you work or not, or weather you deliver or not. Its pretty common to squander millions or billions on projects that fail and just get written off, or that require sinking extra billions in them to force them to an ugly completion. In the private sector, either you deliver products that make money or you end up unemployed.

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    28. Re:Web based survey by servognome · · Score: 2, Informative

      they hunt down people who did NOT respond to questionnaires, going to them in person with a bunch of flowers, explaining why they need to research skew. On average, it takes 2 calls and 1 visit to get to the pesky non-respondents.

      Hunt them down with flowers? With a baseball bat they can get responses from those pests with just 1 visit, no calls needed. And in the future you can be sure they will respond the first time :)

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    29. Re:Web based survey by LnxAddct · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let me say that the 40% of flex time is part of doing business. I've worked in all kinds of environments and private sector too and even though I spend 40% less time focused on coding, I am 2 to 3 times more productive, not only that but my code quality is better (which may also have to do with experience). That 40% is just an expense, it is part of the work day, without that 40% we'd be producing less code, nothing illegal about it. If you really dont agree, read anything about Agile Development, Extreme Programming, Pair programming or anything along those lines.

      As far as being on time and on budget, that is the whole point of Agile. We have *never* been late and have *never* once gone over budget, Agile is designed for that exact purpose. Your work is divided into sprints (ours ends every 3rd Thursday) and you reevaluate priorities and judge progress, retask as needed. We give a deliverable every 3 months. It is no longer saying "Okay these are all the features you want, we'll be back in 5 years with the product.", it is now more like "Okay these are all the features you want, we'll work on the most important ones first and deliver you fully functional, stable software every 3 months (with an easy upgrade path), and after 4 years you'll have everything you asked for."

      It works out better because typically software is required when requested and delivered years later when needs may have changed. Using agile, you deliver the core functionality quickly and if the customer's needs change a year or two from now, its no big deal because you reevalute priorities every sprint and can quickly change for the customer's needs (thus being agile). Forcing programmers to work 40 hours straight is ridiculous, its not your typical work, it requires alot of mental abilities and intelligence, draining the brain is just bad business sense and has long term affects, the programmers minds are key to success so they should be "pampered" to one degree or another. It is in the government's best interest to expense that 40%, its just the cost of doing business, regardless they get better quality and they get it quicker. By the time the whole project is finished, the original functionality has been tested so much (besides standard QA practices) that is as near to being bug free as any complex system can be. Once again, all of this goes on without going over budget. As a result of the programmers never getting drained, my company actually has a tendency to deliver before the dead line. Your reference to going over budget and past dealines stems typically from too much bureaucracy, all of which Agile does away with (the teams are self sufficient).
      Regards,
      Steve

    30. Re:Web based survey by demachina · · Score: 1

      Well I stand corrected, if it works that well thats great, though since its classified we probably could never actually tell.

      What you are describing is the antithesis of 99% of defense and government contracting.

      Now if you were only doing work that was actually beneficial to society, instead of supporting the ever expanding military industrial complex in the U.S.

      I'm glad they found a glitzy name for the way I've preferred working all my life.

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    31. Re:Web based survey by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, that's not entirely fair ... military expenditures (particularly since World War II and the original space race) certainly have had beneficial effects upon the private sector. Darpanet, for example. And if America is going to have an ever-expanding military industrial complex anyway, it's nice to see that some parts of it actually deliver something useful, on time and under-budget.

      But yeah. I used to have my own consulting business, and what he described is pretty much how I ran it. Now I work full-time for a company which doesn't acknowledge the benefits of this kind of thinking. On the other hand, it pays well and in today's engineering market having a job is a good thing. Some of our recent hires have told me it's pretty brutal out there right now.

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    32. Re:Web based survey by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Well, you see, the non-scientific web poll is basically an anecdote, one person's perspective of what they think or what they've done. And the plural of anecdote is, of course, data. Therefore, if your sample size is large enough, your non-scientific web poll can generate a large set of data that you can describe in scientific terms.

      Yeah, and if you do a survey of the most popular pastimes, but only surveyed the activities of dead people, the results would be "relaxing in an urn" - 4%, "lying underground" - 95%, "other" - 1%. Certain sample selections force certain results, and there's simply no way to extrapolate that data beyond it's initial small set.

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    33. Re:Web based survey by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      .. (I work at a defense contractor on 2 classified projects for the DoD). I feel bad for people who dont feel the way I do about their jobs, its not fair that they'd have to do that.

      That's close enough to a gov't job to explain your story. I am a sub-contractor for the DOJ but it must be the company who is prime contractor that is at fault here (same gov't obviously) since I don't see the same sort of things you describe.

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    34. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh "relaxing in an urn"

    35. Re:Web based survey by Hanji · · Score: 1

      Technically, if I recall my stat, that's (part of) the criterion for a simple random sample. A random sample just has to have some element of randomness in it. I could be remembering wrong, though.

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    36. Re:Web based survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the plural of datum is data. So you have a bunch of anecdotes which you are explaining in scientific terms. Where does that get you? (Hint: a little closer to the end of your life.)

    37. Re:Web based survey by Kim0 · · Score: 1

      People lie when threatened or hurt by a baseball bat. That is a quite strong bias.

      Kim0

    38. Re:Web based survey by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      we don't work more than 50 hours maximum per week.
      I assume that the department of redundancy department are exempt from this rule, and that it doesn't apply to them.
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    39. Re:Web based survey by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      Stupid things to say? I'd put self-contradiction near the top of my list.
      It would, however, be foolish to disregard them completely - often they can function as indicators of broad trends, and more scientific surveys can be carried out if needed.
      In other words, they're of no use unless you do the job again. Properly this time. It's like saying a shack that falls down isn't usless, as you could build a house on the site. Wouldn't it make more sense to skip straigh to step 2?
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    40. Re:Web based survey by chrisingle · · Score: 1

      This seems interesting, do you have a link to this research? I can't find it on the Dutch Statistics website, thanks, chris

    41. Re:Web based survey by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Let's see if you can detect the BS...
      since its classified we probably could never actually tell.

      Followed immediately by:
      What you are describing is the antithesis of 99% of defense and government contracting.

      I'm not attempting to dispute that there's waste in govt. contracting. But for the parent to first admit not knowing, and then claim the 99% number is, at a minimum an exaggeration, and an insult to those of us (I've been in the business for 29 years...hardware & software engineering) who've worked in the industry for so long.

      You sir, are nothing but a karma whore to those mods with a distaste for the defense industry.

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    42. Re:Web based survey by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't they also lie when presented with a bribe? "Hmm ... what do I tell this guy to make him come back and give me more flowers later ...?" :-)

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    43. Re:Web based survey by bentcd · · Score: 1

      May I ask what CMM rating (if any) you guys are at?

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    44. Re:Web based survey by demachina · · Score: 1

      I did my time contracting so I'm speaking from experience which is something you obviously didn't know when you started your little tirade. Saw way to many bureaucrats milking Congress for tax dollars to squander and to many contractors milking those bureaucrats for all they were worth.

      Fact is classified programs are by design excluded from public scrutiny which makes them ripe for fraud, waste and abuse. Disgusted Congressmen do still expose them though. I've read articles of late that indicate pretty much every current spy satellite contract is suffering massive cost overruns and schedule slips. Some in Congress are so disgusted with this black hole of corruption they are going to start defunding them, especially since long range stealth RPV's can do most of the jobs for far less money and in some ways better, because they are less predictable, more flexible and less vulnerable. RPV programs seem to be one of the few shining lights in a sea of defense contracting failures in recent years.

      Take a look at the B-2 and F-22 for case studies in gross excess in defense contracting. The B-2 would be cheaper if it were made of solid gold, At a billion dollars a copy its to expensive to use any place it might actually be at risk, and to few in number to be of any real value in a real war, so when you need a bomber the air force STILL calls the B-52 or F-117 most of the time. The F-22 is 10 years behind schedule, has seen one huge cost overrun and schedule slip after another, and by the time it finally reached production had become so expensive the numbers produced had to be slashed, causing the per unit cost to go even further through the roof just like the B-2.

      Lockheed's C-130J was supposed to be a big improvement for aging C-130's in need of retirement, for hurricane watching in particular. Unfortunately they program had massive overruns and the plans are unusable without major modifications. The fancy composite propellers, for example self destruct when flown in rain which is a problem for a Hurricane chaser.

      V-22 Osprey again massive schedule slips and overruns.

      Maybe you could list some large defense contracts that came in on time and on budget for comparison.

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  4. Neither by blair1q · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We're bored.

    America lost its internet economy when we realized we'd made it too easy to operate and it could be shipped anywhere people could put text into editboxes.

    Now we're giving massages and filling out divorce forms for a living.

    This isn't the New World Order we paid for.

    1. Re:Neither by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Now we're giving massages and filling out divorce forms for a living.

      Yeah, I've noticed in the past 5 years or so that I meet so many people who are either working in or training for massage therapy or physical therapy. I've tried a massage before at the request of my girlfriend and it was nice and all, but the sheer number of massage parlors and therapists out there these days is just ridiculous; is there really enough demand for them all?

    2. Re:Neither by jd_esguerra · · Score: 2, Interesting
      We're bored.

      That's pretty much how I feel at work now. The job started off OK: It was fast paced and fun. There was lab work and cube work (I'm an engineer). But as we grew and adopted more of the "big company" standardization and the associated "big company" leadership attitude, it just got boring. Being "big" apparently means that we can't go after the dynamic little projects anymore; the new leadership is much more interested in the huge programs. I feel like I'm sitting on a shelf, or on a bench...just waiting.

      Incidentally, on my quest for more interesting employment, I came across the book "The Rise of the Creative Class" by Rickard Florida. (It was mentioned on an Albuquerque business dev page). Not too far into it, but it is interesting, and somewhat on-topic.

    3. Re:Neither by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Your girlfriend sends you to massage parlors?

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    4. Re:Neither by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yep, with female masseuses of course.

    5. Re:Neither by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Sure. That's so Grishnakh's GF can then invite her "personal trainer" Rolf over for some ... er, strenuous physical exercise.

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    6. Re:Neither by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      ... is there really enough demand for them all?

      I wonder the same thing about lawyers.

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    7. Re:Neither by more · · Score: 1

      > This isn't the New World Order we paid for. The US gave us Linux, Web, IRC, Python, MySQL, etc. and now we can freely use them. I say, we should give the US something back instead of stealing their jobs.

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    8. Re:Neither by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI:

      Linux - Torvalds, Finland
      Web - Cern, EU
      IRC - Oikarinen, Finland
      Python - Van Rossum, Netherlands
      MySQL - Widenius et al, Sweden

  5. Depends by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The higher up the corporate chain the lazier Americans get. And no, surfing the web isn't any less productive than golfing. Why doesn't some American journalists bring that up. Oh maybe they're afraid to get fired.

    1. Re:Depends by binarybum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      hmm, physically lazier, yes maybe. but what evidence is there for your statement? It seems that most higher ups in the coporate chain tend to have gotten there from being workoholics, and that condition is a hard one to drop.

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    2. Re:Depends by Xaositecte · · Score: 2, Funny

      golfing is all about networking, man.

    3. Re:Depends by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      You think surfing the web doesn't require a network? Hell, thats what our corporate network is used mostly for! Oh, networking, right.

      Well, to be quite honest, surfing (web, that is) and golfing are two entirely different wastes of time. Now, if you were to compare surfing the web with browsing trade rags or the Wal Street Journal every morning as you grab that first cup of jo, you'd be more on target.

      Golf is a social activity for nearly the entire group*, akin with hanging out at the local bar** for a beer...for 4 and a half hours. It's a bonding experience for the participants, and does gove you a chance to get a little insight into the other people you're playing with. Casual clothes, first name basis conversations, personal anecdotes (real or imagined) all make for a personal connection. Typically, it has little impact on your business unless you happen to be a president or well-placed VP. Otherwise, it's an oppotunity to forge personal relationships for personal gain. When you had all lifetime employees and pensions, those personal gains were corporate gains as well, but with the time-in-job for good people dropping to 2-5 years, those personal connections are really just a way to enrich the employee without any benfit to the company, on whose time you're "putting for bird" after taking a mulligan on your OB tee shot.

      *exceptions exist - lobbiests working congressmen is a case where only 1/2 the group will be loafing.

      **sometimes referred to as a "Gentleman's Club"

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    4. Re:Depends by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I doubt that, at least where I work, management often work absurd hours, even though they don't need to.

      On the other hand, those at the bottom of the ladder would work 0 hours a day if they could get away with it. Think 2 hour lunch breaks, constant smoke breaks, even more tea breaks, then finishing an hour early to wind down. Thinking sleeping through night shifts.

  6. One of the reasons... by connah0047 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, one of the reasons this survey got such a good response is because no one was busy working and had time to fill it out.

  7. Definately by Xarius · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Lazy.

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  8. Uncompetitive by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indulged, entitled.

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  9. Lunch and scheduled break time? by totallygeek · · Score: 1
    Breaks are times I can pick to be "less-productive". I am way too busy to be non-productive. Perhaps that is because I own a company, and therefore have more incentive than just working for one. But, I can look back at previous employers and say that my work ethic is no different today than then.


    My wife laughs and says that I work from 8 to 5 and 9 to 3 most days. I usually work all day, although I do enjoy long lunch meetings, come home for dinner, television, Scrabble, and other assorted "wife time", then go back to work when she scoots off for a bath and then bed.

    1. Re:Lunch and scheduled break time? by agent+dero · · Score: 1

      You're never too busy if you've got time for scrabble! ;)

      I feel you though man, it's not like there's anything better to do in Central TX ;) (College Station here)

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    2. Re:Lunch and scheduled break time? by subl33t · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is this "wife" of which you speak?

    3. Re:Lunch and scheduled break time? by GoldAnt · · Score: 0

      to bed? Or perhaps to /. ... :o

  10. Labor Day by a_greer2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are really a creative nation, we have a day called labor day on which no one acctualy labors! America is so great!

    1. Re:Labor Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for this state employee at a state university who has to work, as does all other University staff, on Labor Day. The students are off, the city is off, the county, and the feds but not us.

    2. Re:Labor Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you're right. Labor Day should really be on the first Saturday of September, and everyone should have to work 16 hours on it, as a remembrance of times where everyone had to do that kind of crazy shit.

    3. Re:Labor Day by pjmidnight · · Score: 1

      Well to fly in the face of everything:

      I'm at work on labor day.
      Reading /. hmmm. makes me wonder

    4. Re:Labor Day by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1

      Indianas state colleges are all closed, big univs are on skeleton crew (a dew janitors, security, bare bone dorm and medical support...) wherever you are must suck.

    5. Re:Labor Day by Simonetta · · Score: 0, Troll

      Or MLK day, where the government celibrates the contributions of the African-American people by paying everyone to stay home being lazy and shiftless.

    6. Re:Labor Day by $cullyshouse · · Score: 1

      yeah the only nation in the world where you can have two inaugurations (do something for the first time)

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  11. Vacation... by afra242 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People working full time in America, despite these figures, still work relatively hard. There is little to no vacations available to a lot of workers here. How many times do you hear of someone going to Europe for a vacation, for a month? Rarely. Yet, this happens a lot in other nations. Many companies in Europe and Asia, for example, give 3-4+ weeks of vacation a year. Here in the U.S., it's called "sick days" and you get a very limited amount of them. Obviously not all companies, but most I have dealt with.

    1. Re:Vacation... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The funny thing is that the higher percentage of vacation time leads to a higher overall productivity. The reason is, because people tend to work more focusedly and are generally in better shape and motivation.

    2. Re:Vacation... by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1

      I thought that by the time you added up all your public holidays it came out similar, it's just that we get a bit more flexibility on when to spend them? By rough estimation, the average UK worker will get around 30-35 days holiday including all public holidays - how does that compare to US workers?

    3. Re:Vacation... by Arandir · · Score: 0, Troll

      By that logic, we should give workers 365 days of vacation. Think of the productivity!

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    4. Re:Vacation... by tonydiesel · · Score: 1

      My friend working in Europe get 5 weeks! (and I think that is pretty standard, at least on the continent)

      I get two weeks plus holidays...

      Not that I'm bitter. I think vacation really does help with productivity. Whether we realize it or not, constant work really wears us down. Taking a real vacation (at least a week) gives one a chance to completely separate from work and really relax. I've taken two weeks this year and both times had extremely productive periods immediately after I came back. I wish companies in the US would realize the value in that!

    5. Re:Vacation... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most companies in the US have 8 or 10 "govenment holidays" paid. "Standard" vacation time is 10 days, but you usually get another week after 5 years working with the same company. In addition, most companies give 5 sick days per year. This gives a standard benefit of 23 days.

      For my company, they combine sick and vacation days and just count it PTO. This works out pretty well if you don't get sick or have kids.

      Compared to Sweden, which I think has a standard benefit closer to 45-50 days... I would say that Americans have a very limited vacation benefit.

    6. Re:Vacation... by bladesjester · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most companies work through national holidays with the exception of Thanksgiving, Christmas, and sometimes New Years.

      Really the only people that get the other days off are banks, government offices, and a few buisnesses that actually decide to close for the day.

      After that, most people get 2 weeks or so of vacation if you're salaried.

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    7. Re:Vacation... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No... you have to hit the middle line, a human only can work that much until his productivity goes down the drain...

    8. Re:Vacation... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      It is very true. I find that I need two part vacations, though. About six to eight days of all-out fun & sun followed by about two days of hanging around the house and getting little details and annoyances fixed is enough to really let me concentrate at work. That is, until the stress and bits of unfinished projects at home pile up again.

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    9. Re:Vacation... by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      I've never had a 'real job' (a job since I graduated college) that hasn't given me a minnimum of 3 weeks of paid vacation. However, I know Europeans that get quite a bit more than me. Also, I was just on vacation to England and I met an Australian that was on a 6 week European vacation, but I'm not sure if that is typical for those of you down under.

    10. Re:Vacation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking a real vacation (at least a week) gives one a chance to completely separate from work and really relax. I've taken two weeks this year and both times had extremely productive periods immediately after I came back.

      I guess it's just what you're used to. A week does nothing for me. I'd never agree to work with only two weeks vacation.

      I live in Europe, Finland to be exact, and just came back from a four week vacation with a fifth in store to go somewhere warm during the winter. I'm going to try arranging some 2-4 weeks extra unpaid vacation next summer, just to be able to relax a bit longer. The spare time is more important to me than the money.

    11. Re:Vacation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turning up isn't work. Turning up early, eating breakfast, taking long coffee breaks, long lunches, general chit-chat throughout the day every day. They do long hours, but little is done. We can clearly reduce the number of employees just by cutting out the crap. Those of us that don't use tobacco as an excuse to stop working once an hour, and are actually cutting code from 08:00 to 18:00 are obviously the fools.

    12. Re:Vacation... by digithed · · Score: 3, Informative

      I live and work in Sweden (although I'm from UK) and the standard benefit is 25 days vacation plus around 13 days of public holidays. This is pretty similar to UK which also generally has 25 days vacation plus around 11 days of public holidays.

      In both Sweden and UK some companies also operate flex time so it's possible to build up more free time (the company I work for also allows you to choose between cash or free time when you have worked paid overtime).

      However, the biggest difference in Sweden is that it is a workers right to be allowed to take 4 weeks vacation in a row in the summer (assuming of course they have enough holiday entitlement left), and it's not that uncommon for people to take 6 weeks in the summer if they have built up enough free days. A lot of Swedes work like mad in the winter when it's dark so they can enjoy the nice weather in the summer.

      In UK, it is uncommon to take any more than 2 weeks vacation at one time. The last company I worked for in UK allowed you to take 3 weeks but you had to ask permission and your manager had to agree.

    13. Re:Vacation... by king-manic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most companies in the US have 8 or 10 "govenment holidays" paid. "Standard" vacation time is 10 days, but you usually get another week after 5 years working with the same company. In addition, most companies give 5 sick days per year. This gives a standard benefit of 23 days.

      For my company, they combine sick and vacation days and just count it PTO. This works out pretty well if you don't get sick or have kids.

      Compared to Sweden, which I think has a standard benefit closer to 45-50 days... I would say that Americans have a very limited vacation benefit.


      I work a medium paying, but low-prestige job (Customer Service Representative). I get 3 weeks paid vacation and 2 personal days along with 3 sick days. Not counting statutory holidays I have more then the average american.

      This is a pretty average job in Canada. Despite this Canada has a similiar productivity to Americans.

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    14. Re:Vacation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Years day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor day, Thanksgiving, Christmas. That is six. I know of no private companies, other than banks that are Closed for MLK, Presidents day, Columbus day or any of the other government/bank/school "holidays". Plus many companies give you the exact day for Christmas and New Years, which two of seven years fall on a weekend. Most low end employees get 1 week (40 hours,5 days) vacation + 2-3 sick days + 1-2 "personal" days for the very lucky.

      That is A LOT less than 23 days.

    15. Re:Vacation... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Well, except for GWB, who vacations like the useless Frog he is.

      (Of course Chirac is a crazy Stankovite (sp?) compared to GWB).

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    16. Re:Vacation... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm an American who has lived in Germany and now lives in Japan, and I can tell you, Americans have it the worst of any country on earth as far as vacation time goes. The problem is, our expectations of work ethic is extreme in the wrong direction. The minute somebody says they want a vacation, everyone else instantly thinks that person is lazy. Why? Why should we spend our lives working all the damn time? There's nothing noble about it. It's been proven time and time again that people who are forced to work long hours spend a large majority of those just goofing around. If you put someone at work for 10 hours a day, they will be no more productive (and possibly less) than somebody working 6-hour days, and less happy to boot.

      The United States is the only country without a federal law stipulating a minimum guaranteed number of holidays per year. The Japanese actually get more vacation time than Americans(ten days guaranteed, at least another week or so in national holidays.) The solution is to scale back work hours, increase vacation, and encourage people to get the same amount of work done in less time.

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    17. Re:Vacation... by daenris · · Score: 1

      Well... where I work right now in a University Hospital I get 7 holiday days (Labor/Memorial/2@Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Years/4th of July I think...) 5 personal days that accumlate at different times throughout the year, about 2.5 weeks (12-13 days) paid vacation time and about 1.5 weeks (7-8) paid sick days. So that's about 25 + sick time. And I can save up unused vacation time to use in the next year if I want. All of which I considered pretty good.

      To contrast, when I worked retail for a drug store chain I got no holidays off because they were open 365 days a year (in truth we typically were required to work 1 out of every 3 holidays, but they could ask us to do more if they wanted). I got 1 week of paid vacation a year which I had to use in that year or I didn't get it, and there was a long approval time required whenever I requested time off. That was how it was until you worked there for 5 years and started getting 2 weeks a year and could bank it. This didn't even change when I got promotted to Assistant Manager. So that's really only 5 days/year + miscellaneous holidays that I may/may not have off. A maybe up to 5 days unpaid sick time.

      So it really all just depends on where you work. Another person I know who works in the academic side of the university gets about 2 months off over the summer because there's almost no students there. Now obviously her salary takes this into account, but it still widely varies with position/company.

    18. Re:Vacation... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      4 weeks annual leave in australia, legislated...plus you get a 17 1/2% "holiday bonus" that is paid on top of your wage during that time.

      Pretty sweet

    19. Re:Vacation... by COredneck · · Score: 1

      Even if there is a vacation benefit, below is typical response when attempting to take time off.

      Worker: I want to take a week's vacation in July.

      Boss: Why do you want to take vacation ? You are slacking off. We prefer that you don't take vacation. We need to work hard.

      Worker: I need the time off, it is time to spend with family and my kids. We planned this since January and you knew about it.

      Boss: We have a lot of work to do ! Your vacation request has been denied. Don't ask again !

      How much of the above dialog happens between workers and their managers especially during the Summer ? I take some time off every Summer and I get this kind of crap. This year, one of my co-workers passed away at age 61. This reminded many people of what is important and it is not work. I took a 1.5 week off in June to go to California and 2.5 weeks in July. I get four weeks each year. I know I am not one of my manager's favorite subordinate. Every Summer, I go to him and request my time off. I get the usual shit from him such as dirty looks and be told there is a alot of work planned and taking time off is considered a privilege. Before he grants the time, there are all sorts of conditions that have to be fulfilled. I get the items fullfilled about a week before. On my last day before I leave town, he adds in more conditions at last minute . A co-worker of mine doesn't hardly take time off. He gets better ratings each year.

      If the company executives didn't like people taking vacation, then why is it given in the first place ? People should be able to take time off without getting a management guilt trip & shit.

      People working full time in America, despite these figures, still work relatively hard. There is little to no vacations available to a lot of workers here. How many times do you hear of someone going to Europe for a vacation, for a month? Rarely. Yet, this happens a lot in other nations. Many companies in Europe and Asia, for example, give 3-4+ weeks of vacation a year. Here in the U.S., it's called "sick days" and you get a very limited amount of them. Obviously not all companies, but most I have dealt with.

    20. Re:Vacation... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, that's more because your manager is an asshole than anything else. There's a certain lack of enlightenment about working conditions, and what makes a productive worker in this country (and has been for a long time.) Let's face it, the only metric that a lot of managers (and bean counters) use is the number of hours you work. And if the you don't properly reward your workers for the quality of their work, their interaction with other employees, and other less-tangible criteria you shouldn't be surprised when they don't give a flying fuck about you or your company. I guess what it comes down to is that there is a substantial difference between mere management, which most people can do to some degree, and real leadership.

      The manager of software development where I work isn't a software guy (EE by profession, I believe) but he looks at his position as being essentially a gofer for his people. Sure, he keeps track of what we do and where we are, and gives us our directives, but when it comes starting a project his attitude is like this: "Okay, here's what the customer wants ... make sure we can do it and then let me know what you need to get it done." That's very cool ... he's never in his office because he's usually somewhere in the plant helping somebody that needs it. And on those rare occasions when there's some issue (usually involving a customer) that needs to get resolved and he asks me for some extra hours, I'm more than happy to give them.

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    21. Re:Vacation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > you get a very limited amount of them

      And you're not allowed to take them. Since I graduated from GA Tech with a degree in EE in 1990, I've worked for NCR, IBM, IBM Global Services, and the past six years for a medium-sized company. The last vacation I took was 12 years ago. The last sick day I took was...NEVER! You are "given" the vacation/sick days, but you will be fired if you take them.

      This contrasts with some of the customers I've worked for. I worked almost a year in France, six months in Italy, and about four months in South Africa. In those countries, the workers were allowed to take vacations. They were allowed to take days off when sick. So even if you say American professional workers are allowed a large number of vacation days per year on average (10 days), you really should look at the number of vacation days taken instead. The number workers are actually allowed to take is much lower.

      As another example, I work on ERP systems now that are mainly used in western VA, NC, and SC, so I know exactly what about 20k employees are promised in vacation time and what they take. When the employees make above $30k, the number of vacation days rapidly drops. Until you get to the level of a company officer, the number of vacation days is inversely proportional to the pay. My boss used those numbers as an excuse not to allow me a single day off the past three years since I'm the highest paid employee outside of the exec VP. Bastard.

    22. Re:Vacation... by tooth · · Score: 1

      Australia has 4 wks (20 days) per year + public holidays (roughly 10?), but a lot of us can roll one year into the next, you generally wont lose them if you don't take them. I normally have 2 wks a year and use the others to make a few extra long weekends and take off up the coast.

    23. Re:Vacation... by emohawk · · Score: 1

      If neone wants to compare, im in public service in Australia. We get 4 weeks vacation, 4 weeks sick leave (of which about 1-2 weeks can be taken with out med certificates or ne proof). I also get flex time so if i work an extra hour a day (a day is 7.21) it accumulates and i can take that time off later. Plus 12 public holidays. Sounds like American r getting screwed.

    24. Re:Vacation... by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Marked down as a troll?!?! How, some of you guys are overly sensitive about your vacations!

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    25. Re:Vacation... by parvati · · Score: 1

      I think that part of how hard people are willing to work depends on the extent to which they are allowed to determine their schedule. For example, I'm a night person. If I had to work a typical 9-5 job, I would spend the first 3 hours feeling miserable and being generally useless, leaving me with lunch + 4 hours of productivity to get anything done. However, as a scientist in a university lab, I have complete control over my schedule--the time I spend in the lab is based solely on what the experiment dictates. Not only can I choose to work during my most productive and brain-friendly hours, but I can also choose to crunch several experiments into a few 80-hour work weeks, and then really slack off for a week or two. Obviously this wouldn't work in the corporate world, but this sort of flexibility has allowed me to be far more productive than I would be with a strict schedule, and it also keeps me happy. The downside is that, for this type of schedule to work, you (or your employees) have to be fairly self-motivated, and have to have a stake in the succesful completion of tasks (for me, it's journal publications). In terms of sheer hours, I doubt that my European colleagues work less than I do--and I know that most of my Asian colleagues work longer hours--but the key to keeping us sane during those long work weeks is having control over our schedules.

    26. Re:Vacation... by kloffinger · · Score: 0

      I'm an American living in Japan too, at a company related to the auto industry, and the workers here work harder than anything I've ever seen in America. Their attention to detail is astounding and their work ethic is such that there's a rule stating everyone has to leave at 10:00pm [for the people that get in at 8:00am, not an afternoon shift]. That very strong work ethic is ingrained in their culture and seems much different than American. In Japan, "good enough" is not a phrase that is acceptable to say. Although my culture disagrees with theirs (for me, it's family first; for them, it's work first), I have much to learn from them on what it means to do a good job.

    27. Re:Vacation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most companies"? The only people who say this are people who work at such a company. When a job opens at a company with such liberal vacation policy, the lines of applicants are long. My last employer was the best I ever had and we only got eight paid holidays and five vacations days. That's it. If you got sick and wanted pay, it came out of your vacation. Most employers that I have experienced through friends and family give no vacation time at all and no paid sick leave. Except for a few glaring exceptions, all the employers I know of are strictly "you get paid when you physically come to work" places.

      I dunno. Maybe it's different where you live, but it isn't in Los Angeles.

    28. Re:Vacation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a wage-earner in America. I work full time, and I have never held a job which offered me paid vacations. Paid vacations are generally only offered to salaried employees, who are always at least 2 management levels up, and then it's only 1 week a year.

      I can take unpaid vacations just about any time I want, though. And I usually take 2 or 3 weeks a year, with very little flak from management. Sick days, though, you have to fight for tooth and nail.

    29. Re:Vacation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For my company, they combine sick and vacation days and just count it PTO. This works out pretty well if you don't get sick or have kids.

      PTO is always a bad idea. It sounds great to the company bean-counters (one billable rate instead of two), but I've yet to see a benefit for employees. The common benefit plan included two kinds of leave exactly because of the difference in their natures: vacations can be planned for; sickness cannot.

      Many companies try to sell employees on the PTO idea using exactly the argument you gave. But if you use all your PTO for vacation, and then get sick, you're screwed.

      The real kicker here is that companies usually drop days when they combine vacation and sick leaves. For example: my wife's old job combined their two week vacation + two week sick benefits into a three week PTO benefit. They tried to sell it as being better for the employees (you get an extra week of vacation!), but those employees who didn't see through the b.s. initially figured it out the first time they got sick (unexpectedly, of course). They were out of PTO, so what could they do? They came in even when they were contagious, or so out of it that all the "work" they do had to be redone anyway.

      Adroit companies plan for vacation and sick leave differently. They plan on you taking ALL your vacation, and you taking only PART of your sick leave. Sure, some dickheaded employees mysteriously get "sick" exactly as much as they have sick leave for, but such abuses are usually easy to spot.

      PTO is bad for employees, which makes it bad for companies.

    30. Re:Vacation... by allanc · · Score: 1

      If it helps, I just metamoderated that troll mod as unfair. :)

  12. Not responsible for enough by bgfay · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know that in my job as a teacher I often feel that I'm not entrusted with enough responsibility and, because of that, am unenthused. Now, before I get too flamed for whining about my job, let me say that this is a result of having what I call six layers of idiocy (bureaucracy) above me.

    Case in point: the budget for our school is divided into strict segments with fixed dollar amounts for each. Someone in the layers above me decides how much our school can spend in each area. My thought, rather than pay that person, entrust us, the staff at our school, to use the money to our best advantage. That person, whose salary is likely over $100,000 (over twice what I'm paid), could be put to more useful work or that position could be deleted. We would be able to spend the money more effectively and would be much more invested in the budgeting process.

    As it is, the way it is, I only care about the money so long as it lasts in any given account. I'm lazy about the money, because I'm not allowed to be creative with it.

    And thus ends my whining about my job.

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    1. Re:Not responsible for enough by Bald+Wookie · · Score: 1

      I know that in my job as a teacher I often feel that I'm not entrusted with enough responsibility

      I'm lazy about the money, because I'm not allowed to be creative with it.

      Not enough responsibility? You're entrusted to teach young people. I've never heard a teacher complain about lack of responsibility. If you consider "being creative with money" a greater responsibility you should have gone into finance.

      I will agree that teachers need more control over a district's resources. Even so, you shouldn't be communicating to your students that you're "unenthused" because you have a tiny budget. They deserve better than that.

    2. Re:Not responsible for enough by rev_sanchez · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In business classes they call this sort of thing employee empowerment. People get a lot more satisfaction and do better work in a job they feel they own. If the highly skilled and creative people hired to do the work make the decisions then the project is their project and their work tends to reflect that. The opposite is true too.

      People get a lot less satisfaction if they have to ask permission for every move they make and their job consists of a to do list made by someone else. I work at a place where I need approval from several different bosses before I can do any sort of work and the details are all but laid out for me.

      Where I work, when a project gets behind schedule for any of a hundred reasons, often the lag time in the approval process, the answer is always the same, more meetings and more bosses to answer to. More bosses more meetings [office space reference goes here] just slow things down and take away the last few shreds of satisfaction from the work. I'm guessing I'm not alone in this.

      It doesn't really matter what the job is. Teaching kids with a to do list takes the creative part out of teaching. My mom is a teacher and that part of the work makes the job something people want to do. 25 years of going through the motions is an awful way to spend your time. This sort of thing turns schools and other places where creativity was important into assembly lines.

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    3. Re:Not responsible for enough by SetupWeasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think what the parent is saying is that he or she has the responsibility to teach the children, but no responsibility in how to teach the children. This teacher may have great ideas that may save the district money or teach the children better, but has no financial freedom to make any changes.

      Even so, you shouldn't be communicating to your students that you're "unenthused" because you have a tiny budget.

      Now this sentence is just a load of crap. If people don't speak up, how do things change? Reminds me a lot of things Bush says about those that criticize the war. Hurting the troops with your dissention and what not.

    4. Re:Not responsible for enough by aaronl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know if you're working in public education, but I'm someone that works in public sector on the government side. I'll give you what is seen from that side of the fence.

      Schools tend to account for over 50% of a municipality's budget. In most states, they aren't required to (and sometimes are strictly prohibited from) run their budget as just another government department. Most departments have to justify the need for money, and get approvals for expenditures. Schools get their money, and can move it around and spend it how they like, never requiring authorization from the government body that they're a part of.

      That person you're talking about is likely the school system equivalent of a financial board; perhaps a business administrator or similar. They're making sure the budget monies that they get from municipal revenues are being spent in the right places. You don't want to get too detailed, though, because then you have to move money around all the time. You can't just have a massive "teaching" budget, since you need more accountability than that offers.

      If you were to do it your way, you would have to allocate a pool of money to each school. Then each school would have to allocate it to different functions, and split the rest among departments, and then among teachers. That would actually reduce flexibility, because each pool of money would be quite small. You would get rid of a few administrators by making everyone be accountants.

      As a teacher, your job is first to teach your students. Optimally, you shouldn't be worrying about money at all. You ask for something, and you either get it, or you get some reason why you aren't getting it. That all has to be worked out before budgets are decided. Realistically, you probably are working against a department budget, and have another small budget for your classroom for more specific things. Your department head would seem to be the person to talk to about budgets, or perhaps the school principal.

      When the school systems decided their budget, they'll break down system-wide requirements, and lay down the budgets for individual schools. Those school budgets will be decided by talking to each principal and determining requirements. Then they'll go to the municipality and request that amount of money as their department budget. If it is granted, then they're done. Otherwise, they have to go and decide what school things get cut, etc.

      Then pricipal of each school determines what they need by determining what the whole school requires, and then what each department within the school needs. If there is a budget cut that hits them, they need to decide what to cut.

      That is why you can't just entrust the staff with the budget. There are too many things to consider, many of which are outside of a teacher's expertise. I think you'd find that if you let the teachers decide about the budget, you would have lots of classroom equipment, and buildings/grounds that are falling apart with infrastructures that don't work right. Management is just not what a teacher does, and it isn't likely to turn out well.

    5. Re:Not responsible for enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why you can't just entrust the staff with the budget. There are too many things to consider, many of which are outside of a teacher's expertise.

      Sounds like the UK - In my old high school, the football team got a $30,000 team van, the language department got a $100,000 language lab with individual learning stations for 30 students, and the computer department got two $500 Apple ]['s for computer studies.

      Nice sense of priorities.

    6. Re:Not responsible for enough by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not enough responsibility? You're entrusted to teach young people. I've never heard a teacher complain about lack of responsibility.

      You'd be surprised by how restrictive teaching can be. My mother teaches algebra to 13 year olds (talk about thankless tasks). At one point the district decided math scores were too low. Their solution? They created a mandated lesson plan, with a specific timeline; i.e. "you will teach lesson X for Y number of days, then give the test. You will then teach lesson X+1...". The teachers were essentially reduced to robots executing software. Students didn't understand Lesson 5 after the 3 days alotted? Tough nuts, man. On to Lesson 6. As a result, test scores got even worse. Who'd they blame? Why, the teachers of course! They obviously weren't following the lesson plans properly. So they instituted mandatory "teacher education" classes where some jackass bureaucrat from the district basically chided them about following the asinine lesson plans more closely. The district superintendant who instituted the plan in the first place fortunately left at the end of the year so the bullshit ended, but only after basically pissing away a year's worth of math education from a heck of a lot of kids. Yeah, teachers have a responsibility to teach children, but responsibility is a direct function of power. If you have no power, yuo have no responsibility.

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    7. Re:Not responsible for enough by gilroy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      First, as a classroom teacher, let me compliment you on a clear articulation as to why these bureaucracies exist. Sure they occasionally go awry but that doesn't they're evil or unnecessary.

      But, second, as a classroom teacher, let me respond to

      Management is just not what a teacher does, and it isn't likely to turn out well.

      What drives teachers crazy is that it seems management isn't done well by managers either. I have assiduously avoided getting "promoted" into administration precisely because I want to teach. But I don't think it's outrageous to ask that those who do take jobs in administration learn to be good at, you know, administering. The grandparent post had a point: The people who make the budgets and track the money often seem openly hostile to hearing from the classroom teachers -- they want to set budgets without asking us what the priorities are from our vantage.

              It might or might not be true that if teachers made the budget, we'd all have great classrooms and lousy buildings. I'd like to think that the people in charge of educating the young would be smart enough to understand infrastructure; in fact, I'd be willing to bet that, among professionals not directly involved in infrastructure, teachers probably rank among the highest in their appreciation of those issues. But that's anecdotal and I could be wrong. In any event, if the decision makes sense, why not actually explain it and show people?

              In fact, in my experience, most bad management involves a desparate, almost pathological need to control the flow of information and a corresponding disdain for transparency.
    8. Re:Not responsible for enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I supose you earn about 40.000 us dollars a year?
      How lucky you are. Here, in Argentina, University Teachears earn 2.000 dollars average (per year, of course).

    9. Re:Not responsible for enough by aaronl · · Score: 1

      I have to give you that managers are often quite inept. There's a lot of water-cooler theories about that one. ;-) The most likely that I've heard is that the inept type seem to hire other inept types. Then you end up with a managerial infrastructure that makes poor decisions and doesn't understand what they're managing.

      Then you have the schools that care about sports more than education. I grew up in a district that spent approx 14mil of their 30mil budget on sports programs. Thanksfully, I had excellent teachers, but that didn't last long after I graduated.

      I've seen some pretty crazy things get suggested from teacher groups. I don't know where they get the ideas that most of it will help teach. Then again, I've seen some utterly idiotic ideas come through and sweet through schools. In the area that I live (NorthEast USA), we had a few really choice ones.

      Interdependant math courses across three years (sequence math). Each year had parts of algebra, geometry, and trig, and you had to be able to do all of it at the end of each of the classes. The result was that you never finished one of them before moving on to something else. So you were decent at algebra, but horrid at geometry and trig.

      Whole language was another one. Instead of teaching phonics and word roots, they taught language one word at a time. The result is a tremendous number of people who can't spell, nearly as many that can barely read, and quite a few illiterate people. Now we have a generation of kids that aren't really fluent in our language.

      Then you have the tech obsession. People pouring money into language labs, CAD labs, graphics labs, fancy presentation systems, smart whiteboards, piles of laptops, and computers everywhere they can fit them. I'm not blaming the teachers for that one; it's the fault of teachers *and* administrators. Nobody seems to want to focus on classroom education anymore. They think throwing tech at it will somehow make kids learn better, while ignoring that you still need a solid lesson plan and teachers that keep the kids interested.

      Teachers certainly are the most important thing you can put in a school. It's should be getting the good teachers and keeping out the money-sinks and bad managers that's first priority.

      Anyway, I probably ranted a bit more than I should've, but there it is.

    10. Re:Not responsible for enough by aaronl · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to hear that the UK does the same ridiculous things that most of the US does.

      My current area is much better with not overfunding sports than where I grew up. I'd love to see sports be removed from schools entirely, and put in as community focused programs. That seems the most appropriate place to have such programs, as they aren't really school related. Then you still have funded sports, but you aren't funding them with money that is supposed to be for education.

      My current area is also just as bad about overfunding technology toys as what you're talking about. That's the way it is all over, unfortunately. The people that want real education seem to be heavily outnumbered by those that think computers will teach their children.

    11. Re:Not responsible for enough by Evro · · Score: 1

      As with anything else, a few assholes ruin it for everyone else. Many or maybe even most teachers could probably handle the budget better than some bureaucrat, but there's always that one in a thousand that will just buy himself gas or pay off his cell phone or take a trip to Hawaii or something and give the district the tab. So you get a CPA or whatever to manage all the money. You see this kind of spoiling all over the place, in all aspects of life. You have something nice and a few morons ruin it for everybody else.

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    12. Re:Not responsible for enough by linzeal · · Score: 1
      Administrators in a school are not needed. Why not have a democratic body representing the teachers, parents and students to decide on policies effecting them? The last person out of job in a school district is the administration whereas teachers without tenure can be cut like any other employee in a 'right to work' state. Students often are treated as nothing more than cattle to fatten up with knowledge on the public school feed lot of education theory. I don't care if the parents are indifferent towards their children or all children in general but lest we forget the child itself needs to supply the impetus to succeed in gleaning what they need from acadamia.

      Children don't need more teachers. Children need more peers that they can communicate their particular fancies about manipulating or recording their brand of reality with. All hail the internet and forums!

    13. Re:Not responsible for enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to put you down or anything, honestly your my type of guy, IE you can see how stupid management is with things, but umm WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

      Who here has a job where they get to allocate company funds however they wish raise your? oh NOBODY, unless your the CEO of a VERY SMALL company. keep dreaming....

    14. Re:Not responsible for enough by ki4iib · · Score: 1

      Mostly because someone has to be a layer between the school board and the teachers, and someone has to do all the paperwork and management that goes into running an entire school system.

      Teachers just don't have time to tell the janitors what needs to be done. They don't have time to be guidance counselors. They're -teachers-, and while teaching is the primary purpose of a school, there are many other things that have to get done, too.

      And that's what Administrators are -supposed- to be for: to make the school the best teaching environment possible.

      By the way, I hated my administration in High School. They were essentially incompetent good ol' boys at Choctawhatchee High School, in Northwest Florida.

    15. Re:Not responsible for enough by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Why not have a democratic body representing the teachers, parents and students to decide on policies effecting them?

      Well, current experience on the national scene doesn't enhance my faith in democracy. :) Look, there are many more roles in running a school than classroom teaching. For example, take bookkeeping. Someone has to keep track of money coming in (tuition or state grants), money going out (how about paying all those teachers?), physical plant depreciation, etc. Someone has to make sure the rooms are clean, the photocopier works, that there's toilet paper in the restrooms. Someone has to cut the grass and someone has to hire and oversee the guy who cuts the grass. There's no reason to believe that teachers would be any better than the standard administrator at such tasks; indeed, my experience indicates teachers would likely be worse. (And I repeat -- I am a classroom teacher, so I'm not just bashing the profession.)

      It's possible, especially if the school is small, that these administrative tasks could be parcelled out among faculty and maybe parents. (Though I suspect the latter would be a recipe for a conflict-of-interest disaster.) But that's still going to take time away from the things you want the teachers to be doing, i.e., teaching.
    16. Re:Not responsible for enough by linzeal · · Score: 1

      That is not a democracy that is electing administrators. I'm talking about direct democracy. If the janitors, system administrators or the like need to be organized per profession they should. Why should any group oversee the management of something that they only understand the service or product of in passing? The people that take care of the forest behind the school that I go to often do things not assigned for them to do or they would never get done.

    17. Re:Not responsible for enough by Iaughter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The people who make the budgets and track the money often seem openly hostile to hearing from the classroom teachers -- they want to set budgets without asking us what the priorities are from our vantage.

      If you look at university or college level administration, they were all grad students and teachers at some point. The way to become a dean or the president of a college is to get a PhD in something, teach it for a few years and then try to move up. If you compare this to a highschool/middle/elementary school, the way to become a principal or high-level administrator is to get a degree in Education Administration, no years-long period of teaching required.

      At least, that seems to be the way its done.

    18. Re:Not responsible for enough by suprmario · · Score: 1

      Even so, you shouldn't be communicating to your students that you're "unenthused" because you have a tiny budget.

      Now this sentence is just a load of crap. If people don't speak up, how do things change? Reminds me a lot of things Bush says about those that criticize the war. Hurting the troops with your dissention and what not.

      Please tell me you arent suggesting that a teacher could improve their classroom budget by complaining to their students...

      There is NO PLACE for politics in a class room, especially in class rooms of students who lack the level of sophistication and wisdom to understand those politics. If a teacher starts using their grade school classroom to try overthrow the budget overlords they should be cut from the budget immediately.

      Teachers have unions, fairly strong ones, which they utilize to aquire many things, including class room resources, but most often personal benefits. Teachers have staff meetings, district staff meetings, and the option of petitioning the board of education directly. They have parent-teacher confrences, the pta, and of course news/media outlets. Many better ways of improving the conditions in their classrooms that dont include preaching their discontents to children.

      Now dont mistake me for anti-teacher or anti-education. I believe education is the silver bullet, more money should be in classrooms, teachers should be paid far more than they are. But that is decided by taxpayers. Any new or increased tax is typically voted down on many school districts. Varsity sports teams can get new equipment, fields even stadiums without much fuss, but to get a levy for new school textbooks the schools have to spend a fortune campaigning...which of course is counterproductive.

      Ive had teachers politicize their classrooms, in grade school right up through university level, its always left me sour with the teacher. It is a horrible abuse of power and often a great display of ignorance on their part, or worse intentional deceitful manipulation. Few teachers understand the system they work in, where the money comes from or how it is distributed. They lack an understanding of bid processes, liabilities, etc etc...and they have no need to know about these things, they need to know how to teach. They should be paid more, they should have more access to resources for their classrooms, better textbooks, computers, and other learning tools. Eliminating the districts purchasing personnel isnt going to do it. Changing how Americans think about education and taxes...thats where it begins.

      Of course if your purchasing personnel is a) corrupt or b) a moron...then yes, by all means get them out of the picture and use their salary to buy some xerox paper and a new whiteboard or 6.

    19. Re:Not responsible for enough by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you arent suggesting that a teacher could improve their classroom budget by complaining to their students..

      You miss the point. The original post did not talk about complaining in the classroom. It said nothing about bringing these complaints to the students.

      The reply was broadly implying that the post on slashdot and possibly (we don't know how he or she actually teaches) the teacher's lack of enthusiasm in the classroom was communicating this message to the students. I'm sorry, but that is crap.

  13. Lazy or Creative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Creatively lazy.

    1. Re:Lazy or Creative? by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

      I've always thought of creativity and lazyness as a symbiotic relationship.

      P.S. I was too lazy to write this so I'm using voice recognition software to do it for me.
      Man I hate breathing, it's so laborious...

    2. Re:Lazy or Creative? by GuyWithLag · · Score: 1

      I find it strange that no-one has quoted Larry Wall:

      The three virtues of a programmer: laziness, impatience and hybris.

    3. Re:Lazy or Creative? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I moon zing.... damn backspate replete line no delete vine deleted vin delete forget it new vine new whine

      I. am. using you damp program get rid of the periods ARRRGGGG

      rubit lubit rabit sumbit

  14. Amount of time spent at work by Targon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A part of the problem is the amount of time most Americans spend at work, and how little vacation time people get in this country. Two weeks of vacation a year isn't much, and people burn out as a result.

    1. Re:Amount of time spent at work by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      A part of the problem is the amount of time most Americans spend at work, and how little vacation time people get in this country. Two weeks of vacation a year isn't much, and people burn out as a result.

      That pretty much sums it up, IMHO.

      I'm a network admin and I usually put in at least 50 hours per week, though I'm usually only in the office 40 or so. If you can do the math you can figure that I work from home a lot. Even when I'm not on call I am expected to be available to help if the on-call guy gets stuck on something (being the only network admin in a team of five IT people). None of that bothers me too much, because I knew it going into this position and made sure that my salary took that into account. Vacation time could be better, but it's 3-4 weeks per year (my employer lumps sick and vacation time together as PTO, which is a horrible thing to do). Unfortunately, I've only gone on vacation once in the past couple of years that I haven't been interrupted by work, and only then because it was my honeymoon, I told them that I would not be available, I left the country, and didn't take a mobile phone with international access.

      I think that I have a good job, but I definitely spend part of it slacking off. Usually when I am slacking off, it's surfing some tech sites so that I can keep up on the latest technology/tech news. So maybe my slacking time qualifies as professional development time, who knows? All I know is that I don't feel bad about it (especially when I see the web sites that other people are surfing in their slack time).

    2. Re:Amount of time spent at work by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      A part of the problem is the amount of time most Americans spend at work, and how little vacation time people get in this country. Two weeks of vacation a year isn't much, and people burn out as a result.

      That sounds like a testable hypothesis; do the results of a survey such as this differ in, say, European countries where people get more vacation and don't spend as much time at work?

    3. Re:Amount of time spent at work by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is America. We're not allowed to look at other countries for better ways of doing things. If it's not invented here, it doesn't matter.

    4. Re:Amount of time spent at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm supposed to be working 8 - 5 daily, with an hour lunch break in there. I'm supposed to get 10 paid days off a year.

      The reality is quite a bit different though...

      In reality, I usually show up before 8:00 to get a head start on the day, and I'm lucky if I actually get out the door at 5:00. I don't remember the last time I didn't work straight through lunch. I routinely wind up with work-related tasks once I get home...email to answer, research to do, etc.

      The paid time off is a lump sum of 10 days - that includes sick days, personal leave, vacation time...all of it. I wind up spending most of my "vacation" time in an assortment of appointments (medical, dental, optical, etc.) and school functions for my child.

      The end result is that I work 9+ hours a day in the office every day...then have an additional hour or so of work to do once I get home...and I'm lucky if I actually get to take 3 days off in a row for my "vacation".

    5. Re:Amount of time spent at work by rossifer · · Score: 1

      my employer lumps sick and vacation time together as PTO, which is a horrible thing to do

      Could you explain why you feel that way? I had a previous employer who did that and I loved it. My coworkers also liked it, to the point that you're the first person I've heard (read) who didn't like it, and as a result, I am currently planning on implementing a similar policy at my shiny new startup.

      From my perspective...

      Pros:

      • Simplify the ethics of calling in sick. You wanna take a mental health day? Take it.
      • Employees who happen to be healthy gain extra vacation time by virtue of not losing sick days that they can't use.
      • Employees who occasionally get sick lose nothing. They get about as much vacation as they would have with separate categories.
      • Employees who get really sick lose nothing. If they need the time, they can still use vacation time and short term disability to keep the pay coming in while they're down.

      Cons:

      • Employees may feel motivated not to take sick days they really should because it might cut into their vacation plans.

      I honestly can't come up with any other downsides, and the one downside can be managed with a few discussions about professional responsibility and why we use PTO instead of vacation + sick days... As long as a particular company doesn't do creative math to come up with the amount of PTO (it should be the same size as the vacation and sick days combined, not less), I can't see why employees would possibly object to being able to use sick days as they see fit.

      Regards,
      Ross

    6. Re:Amount of time spent at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in love with it for your first point. As both a business owner and employee at the same time, I'd like to think I understand both sides of the issue.

      My employer splits it into vacation, sick, personal days, floating holidays, and a few others.

      I've had a "performance dialog" for using a sick day because my dog was sick the night before, had to go to the hospital, and I just didn't want to go to work. I was sick, sick of being up, sick of hospitals, and sick of work. I needed the day off.

      You need a medical note to use a sick day, and, of course, I didn't have one. So I said use a vacation day, a personal day, what does it matter?

      HR wouldn't budge. Sick days are for sick with doctor's note, personal days are for doctor's appointments (with appointment card). I ended up taking a one day unpaid leave despite having maxed out every categroy (hadn't used time in almost 4 years).

      I now give my employees a bucket of days. Do with it what they want. If they have the time, I don't care if their sick day is because they are dying or because they were up late drinking and are hung over.

      I was concerned that I'd have people leaving me out of the blue to go on a two week vacation (using all the days as "sick" days).

      I just asked politely that people realize if they leave in the middle of a rush project, it's going to screw everyone else. So please think of your own work and your co-workers before you decide to skip out for a long weekend at the beach.

      So far, knock on wood, in 5 years I have not had a single problem. And I've never since the change had to have an uncomfortable discussion with an employee about abusing sick time, or some such.

      In my (admitedly limited) experience it seems that when you actually let people use their time as they determine best, people no longer abuse it, and are generally happier.

      In my 5 year study, people are actually using LESS time. Just in different ways. Most people seem to prefer a 1-1.5 week vacation, and use the rest randomlly throughout the year (sickness, boredom, etc.) and sprinkle in a few long weekends. Quite a few always take a few days vacation after the end of any major project.

    7. Re:Amount of time spent at work by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      From my perspective, people need to take vacations. It's important for productivity and also good mental health. It's also important that sick people don't come to work, as that has a negative impact on productivity, as well as the possibility of spreading illness. If you give people a bank of time that they can use as either sick time or vacation time, most of them will want to use it as vacation time and therefore show up to work sick more often.

      Another possible side effect that I have seen is an employee burning all of their PTO early in the year and then not having any available when they are actually sick. In those cases they end up coming in to work sick, making other people sick as well. We used to have a woman in my department that we nicknamed Typhoid Mary because she did that several years in a row.

      As you mentioned, someone who is really sick (or normally healthy, but happens to have a bad health year) might burn all of their PTO time as sick days and be left with nothing for vacation. This is bad for productivity and mental health as noted above.

      Finally, most employers do not offer the same number of PTO days as they would have offerred as separate sick and vacation time days (because inevitably some healthy first-year employee will take a month's vacation). Also, in many companies the number of vacation days allowed increases with years of service, where in PTO-only companies I have noticed that the increases come more slowly.

      I suppose if it was well done a PTO plan could work to everyone's advantage, but in my experience it's just another way to shuffle things around and short-change the employees.

    8. Re:Amount of time spent at work by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Thank you for responding to my question. I really appreciate hearing from a different perspective. My summary of your issues is: 1) Many/most PTO policies don't add up to the same number of days, which is unfair (agree) 2) Some employees abuse the additional freedom of the PTO policy and end up coming to work sick (agree, see discussion below).

      From my perspective, people need to take vacations. It's important for productivity and also good mental health. It's also important that sick people don't come to work, as that has a negative impact on productivity, as well as the possibility of spreading illness.

      I absolutely agree with both of these points. It is also my experience (based on admittedly limited evidence) that it's fairly straightforward to convince smart employees of the wisdom of both of your primary arguments.

      If you give people a bank of time that they can use as either sick time or vacation time, most of them will want to use it as vacation time and therefore show up to work sick more often.

      I agree that there will be a few vacation junkies who always have their PTO account maxed out. Two parts of the PTO policy go a long way to working with these individuals and allowing them to take sick days when needed. First, you can go negative on PTO, up to 40 hours, with only a verbal affirmation from your boss. Second, you can go beyond the normal -40 hour PTO limit, but you have to have a little "please explain" meeting to figure out what's going on.

      Very shortly, these discussions revolve around professional behavior, responsible use of PTO time, and culture fit with the rest of the organization. Typhoid Mary would be told to go home when she showed up sick, and if she protested, just let her know that she needs to put a hold on vacations for a little while and her PTO would return to positive in very short order. If she still protested, perhaps this isn't the company for her.

      As you mentioned, someone who is really sick (or normally healthy, but happens to have a bad health year) might burn all of their PTO time as sick days and be left with nothing for vacation. This is bad for productivity and mental health as noted above.

      This isn't changed by going back to separate sick + vacation days. Once the sick days are used up, they'll start taking vacation days to avoid the pay cut of short and long term disability. This type of employee loses nothing between the two policies.

      Finally, most employers do not offer the same number of PTO days as they would have offerred as separate sick and vacation time days (because inevitably some healthy first-year employee will take a month's vacation).

      I agree that adding vacation and sick days up to a smaller number of PTO days is wrong. Who cares if a first-year employee takes a month off? If he's accumulated the PTO, it's his to spend.

      To avoid disruptions to the schedule, I do ask employees to be responsible to their teammates and to please try not to schedule long vacations just before important dates (and we'll schedule deliverables around favorable vacation times). I also ask for fair warning on planned vacations: If you want a week off, try to give two weeks notice. If you want a month off, try to give a head's up two months before. If you want a day off, give a few days warning. I'm not a stickler for paperwork, but I do think there are ethical ways to treat your employer and your coworkers.

      Also, in many companies the number of vacation days allowed increases with years of service, where in PTO-only companies I have noticed that the increases come more slowly.

      This is an interesting point. Personally, I don't value seniority all that much, perhaps because I tend to only stay at jobs for two to three years and have never had seniority on a job. I think that there is a sea-change happening on this issue, and that many companies are increasing the benefits of new hires and minimizing the impact of seniority on benefits in order to attract more experienced employees.

      It had been my plan to offer 20 days/year of PTO for all employees and have no adjustments for seniority. I think I'll solicit more opinions on that subject and see what I can learn.

      Regards,
      Ross

    9. Re:Amount of time spent at work by jschottm · · Score: 1

      I agree that adding vacation and sick days up to a smaller number of PTO days is wrong.

      I'll confess that I have a knee jerk reaction against the idea of a single pool for leave and that's most likely due to the experiences of friends who've worked at companies that have both pooled leave and abusive rules on it. Stuff like not being able to take *any* leave for the first six months of employment, sick or not, only giving 10 days off per year total to junior employees, and so on.

      It had been my plan to offer 20 days/year of PTO for all employees and have no adjustments for seniority.

      For what it's worth, I consider the amount of leave that I get as a 5 year employee at a state university to be one of the major perks: 12-15 holidays (most of which I work, which become comp time I can take when I wish), 12 days leave (earned at the rate of one per month), 4 personal days, and 8 sick days. Obviously, that convoluted of a system does involve some overhead to keep track of.

      Having almost 6 weeks a year off not including sick days is a big plus and significantly more than my friends in the private sector get. I make a little less than they do, but oh well.

      If your business plan doesn't require people to stick around long, the no-benefit-for-seniority plan can be OK. If you do want to retain people, you'll have to provide motivation somehow, and leave is a standard and valuable way to do so.

    10. Re:Amount of time spent at work by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Stuff like not being able to take *any* leave for the first six months of employment, sick or not, only giving 10 days off per year total to junior employees, and so on.

      Yeah, that's control-freak horseshit and it is my deliberate goal to minimize those kinds of policies. The plan is for employees to accumulate PTO at the rate of 6 2/3 hours per bi-monthly pay period. After that, there's only the request to respect each other when scheduling time off.

      If your business plan doesn't require people to stick around long, the no-benefit-for-seniority plan can be OK. If you do want to retain people, you'll have to provide motivation somehow, and leave is a standard and valuable way to do so.

      I'm hoping that the company culture is one that people enjoy being a part of and that it's something worth staying with. Eventually, people will grow and their positions and responsibilities will change. If those professional changes match up with their personal goals, why would they want to leave? Maybe I'm idealistic, but that's the kind of thing I've wanted, and I tend to project my own desires a bit...

      Regards,
      Ross

  15. My Motto by superid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Give a lazy man a job and he finds the easiest way to do it.

    I think I read that in Beetle Bailey 20 years ago....words to live by.

    1. Re:My Motto by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good advice. I consider myself to be a lazy individual, and I'm constantly amazed by people who can work two or more times as hard as me and not achieve anything more.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    2. Re:My Motto by csplinter · · Score: 1, Insightful

      hehe yea or a way not to do it.

    3. Re:My Motto by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

      "Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
      ~ R.A. Heinlein (The Tale of the Man Who Was Too Lazy to Fail)

      --
      Words to men, as air to birds.
    4. Re:My Motto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This old joke seems relvent here.

    5. Re:My Motto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give a clever, lazy man a job and he finds someone else to do it.

    6. Re:My Motto by akaina · · Score: 1

      I believe the quote is:
      "If you put the laziest man on the hardest job, he'll find an easier way to do it."

      I'm a programmer and sometimes I wonder if I really am lazy. On one hand someone could randomly walk by and watch me reading Slashdot, on the other hand, the only reason I *can* read Slashdot is because I've already invested the time in building an infrastructure that doesn't have to be micro-managed. It e-mails me about different things, or at most I fill in a few blanks, and it pretty much runs itself. And I get a reputation for being available and prompt when new problems need to be solved.

      I like to call that the Efficiency Paradox. The more efficiently you work, the less efficient you seem to an observer.

      --
      Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.
    7. Re:My Motto by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I'm one of the most efficient people I know due to 15-20 years of video game addiction. I can accomplish simple tasks other people take hours to do in a quarter the time, because I have always considered them 'menial' or 'trivial' in comparison to my next session....

      Now, if only I could make a business as booming as my Star Wars Galaxies one, I would be a billionaire.....

      Maybe it's just that I'm lacking direction, rather than lazy, invalidating my entire point. Yeah, whatever.

  16. I use my wasted time constructively... by connah0047 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use my wasted time at work constructively. I have found throughout my job history that if you want your ideas to be heard and implemented, you have to implement them for them to be heard. Going to the boss and saying, "Hey I have this cool idea..." usually gets a, "That's nice, now get back to work."

    I've made a habit of using time at work I'm not supposed to be using to write the programs I think need to be written. I then casually show it to the boss and say, "Oh by the way, if you're interested, I mocked this up 'over the weekend', tell me what you think." That almost always gets a "Cool! Let's go for it!"

    My company's present flagship product was spawned out of my little "time stealing" sessions.

    1. Re:I use my wasted time constructively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I use my wasted time at work constructively. I have found throughout my job history that if you want your ideas to be heard and implemented, you have to implement them for them to be heard.

      Yes, but the big question is: is it worth it?

      Is it worth giving your blood to the company, working on a idea they themselves don't encourage you to do and are not paying you to do it? What are you going to get in the end, a big "thanks"?

      That's something i've been thinking a lot lately.

    2. Re:I use my wasted time constructively... by connah0047 · · Score: 1

      My situation is probably a little different than yours. I work for a fairly small company where the dough gets passed around. If someone contributes to a project that makes the company money, they see the tangible results in their paycheck. My little scheme pays off now and then. ;)

    3. Re:I use my wasted time constructively... by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

      I use my wasted time at work constructively. I have found throughout my job history that if you want your ideas to be heard and implemented, you have to implement them for them to be heard. Going to the boss and saying, "Hey I have this cool idea..." usually gets a, "That's nice, now get back to work."

      Boy, if I heard that from my boss, that would be the perfect time for me to leave my job and create my own startup. That's how all of the cool ideas get started, you know. I would not even give them a chance to take credit for it!

    4. Re:I use my wasted time constructively... by cyberwench · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's actually what I'm trying to work out right now.

      The job I was originally hired to do was grunt work (literally, I work on a farm now). Now that I'm writing business proposals, doing research for new projects, keeping accurate records, am always on call, come in when needed on weekends and holidays, and am in charge of safety and first aid, I'm making about $1.50 an hour more than when I was weeding.

      I'm enjoying my work more now, but the total lack of my wage to keep up with my work means that I am definitely reconsidering my job. I'd have to agree with one of the proposals the article made - since my wage isn't keeping up with my duties, my slacking time has increased.

      --
      ~ Leilah
    5. Re:I use my wasted time constructively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is it worth giving your blood to the company, working on a idea they themselves don't encourage you to do and are not paying you to do it? What are you going to get in the end, a big "thanks"?

      That's something i've been thinking a lot lately.

      --
      Are you at Google?

    6. Re:I use my wasted time constructively... by lorelorn · · Score: 1
      Perhpas this is a cultural difference, but what you are saying sounds strange to me.

      You are saying that you wokred extra time, to create a flagship product for your company, for no additional salary or benefit, right?

      If you were able to develop this in addition to doing your own work, why didn't you found your own company around it?

      Sounds to me like you have just given away, for no compensation, a pretty valuable piece of IP. Not given away in terms of 'to the public domain' but to a company which will make money from it, without compensating you one cent.

      Why would you do this?

    7. Re:I use my wasted time constructively... by flutkatastrophe · · Score: 1

      My company's present flagship product was spawned out of my little "time stealing" sessions.

      What are you going to get in the end, a big "thanks"?


      Exactly. He came up with the "flagship" product for his company. So now he runs that company, right? Wrong. "Hey, thanks for the million bucks, your special, you get a 7% raise this year!! isn't that Great?!?!

    8. Re:I use my wasted time constructively... by mannys_1999 · · Score: 1

      Hello... funny finding you here... Still in Colorado. Bought my first home. Come and visit if you can. I plan on switching professions again. It is only a matter of time. I think I might get into landscape design or forestry. What do you think? Love yah always - manny

  17. "A Lazy Engineer is a Good Engineer" by Manhigh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Meaning that, rather than doing boring repetitive tasks manually, a good engineer usually finds shortcuts and ways to automate tasks without compromising the quality of results.

    --
    "Open the pod by doors, Hal" > "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave" sudo "Open the pod bay doors, Hal" > alright
    1. Re:"A Lazy Engineer is a Good Engineer" by phulshof · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly! Power steering was not invented by a body builder I bet!

    2. Re:"A Lazy Engineer is a Good Engineer" by mrcdeckard · · Score: 2, Insightful
      also phrased as "an engineer can do for a dime what any fool does for a dollar" . . .


      mr c

      --
      "Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." - R. Feynman
    3. Re:"A Lazy Engineer is a Good Engineer" by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      The corallary to that should be:
      "and the capitalist will sell it to you for ninety-eight cents."

      Slashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

      It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted a comment


      Damnit, how am I supposed to post to slashdot and get my job done if I have to sit here and hit reload twenty times to post the three comments I want. Sheesh.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    4. Re:"A Lazy Engineer is a Good Engineer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Power steering was not invented by a body builder I bet!"

      A body builder? You mean like Victor Frankenstein?

  18. 3 observations by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I generally find that time spent bonding with co-workers comes back in intangible ways. It opens lines of communication so that people feel comfortable when real issues arise. It makes people feel more comfortable reporting blockages in their workflow.

    Likewise, studies have shown that workers produce the most when they spend a full 20% of their time off-task. That means roughly two hours of their day should be spent doing something else as recovery time to produce the most overall. People burn out if they focus too much, and 2 hours sounds about right based on the studies I've seen.

    Employers should grab the above and run. Never give an employee one thing to do... always have several things they can rotate between when they're tired. Give them little projects with other people that can open lines of communication, rather than just one daily grind task.

    1. Re:3 observations by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      I agree. I have only been given daily grind tasks at work. I also have a bad workspace.

      I think the last paragraph was particularly insightful (and of course it needed the previous paragraphs to lead into). It needs to make it out in to online news sources as much as possible. I think you might write an article about it and email it to Paul Graham. He may add a link to one of his essays if it's as insightful as the above post :)

    2. Re:3 observations by Xarius · · Score: 1

      "...rather than just one daily grind task."

      Unfortunately most people in the world do these daily grinds, because it's what makes the bigger cogs turn round and round.

      Repetitive stuff needs doing, I work in a crappy repetitive job. We can't all be web designers or artists, you still need the people at the bottom to keep the world going.

      --
      C17H21NO4
    3. Re:3 observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I generally find that time spent bonding with co-workers comes back in intangible ways. It opens lines of communication so that people feel comfortable when real issues arise. It makes people feel more comfortable reporting blockages in their workflow.

      It also keeps people from quitting. At my last job the team was very tight, and for many of us not letting the other guys down was the only reason we stayed (the first person to leave would screw everyone else with more work than we could sanely handle, and nobody wanted to do that). Eventually management decided to break up the team because they didn't like that we were so unified, and then we all quit over the course of about three months, since there was no longer a reason to stay.

    4. Re:3 observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I generally find that time spent bonding with co-workers comes back in intangible ways.

      I tried to bond tangibly, but was sued for sexual harassment

    5. Re:3 observations by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work in practice.

      Say I run a factory, and I need someone to sweep up. I bring someone in, tell them to sweep up the factory. They can't do anything else because they're not trained or qualified, so they just have to sweep up, all day. Yes, it's a daily grind, but someone has to do it.

      Same with shelf stacking, brick laying, bin emptying, bar work, waiting tables, mowing lawns. We don't all do intellectual, creative jobs where such a thing is possible, most jobs are just cogs in the machine. Not jobs where you need to think, not jobs where there's any benefit to 'creative time' or 'recovery'.

    6. Re:3 observations by cgenman · · Score: 1

      I worked in a bike shop where you would work with customers, stock shelves, organize clutter, sweep floors, work the till, and fix bikes. If you're doing landscaping, sometimes you're mowing lawns, tilling soil, digging post holes, weeding, bug spraying, examining plants for damage, etc. The person who is sweeping your factory could be sweeping, cleaning machines, taking stuff out to the laundry, dusting, painting, etc. When you wait tables you have to juggle customers, remember orders, clean tables, fill certain orders, fill special customer requests, and work the till.

      Always take the time to slightly over train your workers. It generally doesn't take much to teach someone to do something else, and even if they don't do it directly it will pay off. Cogs in a machine need to know what the other cogs around them do to work effectively. Plus, as studies have shown, if you engage your workers intellectually you get better work out of them. Workers generally aren't as dumb as the average CEO thinks they are.

      If anything, short of assembly line worker (rotate them through posts!) the stuck-at-a-desk-processing-TP-reports jobs are the ones with the most repetitive tasks and the easiest to burn out on.

  19. Hmm... by Infinityis · · Score: 0

    "Coleman and company have conducted a web based survey regarding how workers spend their 'non-productive' time at work"

    That's easy, they all read Slashdot...

  20. Re:I can waste time by sgant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ather ye rosebuds while ye may,
    Old Time is still a-flying:
    And this same flower that smiles to-day
    To-morrow will be dying.


    Robert Herrick (1591-1674)

    --

    "Leo Fender was in a 'state of grace' when he designed the Stratocaster." -- Paul Reed Smith
  21. Sounds right on... by Evro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I used to have a job where I was severely underpaid. I was making under $40k to be the sysadmin and only programmer for a small e-commerce company. Rather than dicking around, I just took a later train in the morning so I ended up working 7.5 hours rather than 8, because I couldn't justify working for such a pittance at the time, but there was nothing else available. After a while I had a lot of built up a resentment because it became clear I wasn't ever going to get a raise. For many people, feeling undervalued is a great demotivator.

    --
    rooooar
    1. Re:Sounds right on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "...it became clear I wasn't ever going to get a raise."

      Yeah... I know I'd give a raise to the guy that decided that he was only going to work 35 hours a week when I'm paying him for 40.

      As far as justifying working for "such a pittance", by your own admission you did justify just that when you took that job because "there was nothing else available".

      Either stand by your convictions (by NOT working a job that's "beneath" you) or get over yourself and realize that you're probably only worth the under $40k that you were being paid.

    2. Re:Sounds right on... by Evro · · Score: 1

      Actually, I wasn't ever going to get a raise because the owner had a bad nose for business and refused to spend any money on marketing, and the company is floundering to this day.

      --
      rooooar
    3. Re:Sounds right on... by GrassMunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dude, i so agree with you. When you work for a company you dont care about it affects you. I was in the same position, a dot-com company small admin team doing all the heavy lifting for pittance. For the record we were all 'Senior Unix/Linux admin' making between $33,000 - $36,000 CANADIAN(!) so thats about $28,000 USD. And the worst part was is that we were the only thing keeping the company running. If we all walked one day and demamnded more pay ( all the owners of the company drove convertable audi's, mercedes etc so the company was doing really well financially ) the company would be screwed. But it was never going to happen. I left after about 8 months and got a MUCH better job as an IT Auditor. But back to my point, the best part is that our 'boss' who was also the VP of R&D was always on our backs all the time about productivity, but whenever he left no one did anything cause they all knew they were getting ripped off.

    4. Re:Sounds right on... by CiXeL · · Score: 1

      i just got out of a job where i was in the exact same situation and i agree with you entirely.

    5. Re:Sounds right on... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's no point in working hard and putting in extra time when you've already found out through previous events that you're not going to be rewarded for it. Companies that treat employees poorly do so in more ways than just salary. You can see indicators in many other places.

      I once worked at a company where they sent us to a trade show. Instead of just booking airline tickets on a commercial airline, they chartered a flight on a tiny twin-engine prop plane because it was cheaper for 6 people, and because it saved time with airports (this was before 9/11 so airport waits weren't quite as bad as now). The show was far enough away that we should have gotten hotel rooms and stayed at least one night, but the company was too cheap for that, so we didn't get back until midnight that same day. Also, the trade show was huge, so we ran around trying to see enough things but not getting enough time to look at anything or talk to anyone for a decent amount of time. Worse, since we were so short on time, we didn't stop for a meal at all, until dinner after the show closed, at which point we were "treated" to a gourmet meal at McDonald's. Our boss (one of the company's owners) was about to make us pay for it ourselves but someone convinced him otherwise.

      Needless to say, after one review where I did great work but strangely got a very negative review, I didn't stick around. Even more curiously, they suddenly changed their tune about the quality of my work when I said I was leaving, and wanted me to stay. So long, suckers! (Of course, my subsequent employers have been much more appreciative of my work, so I'm sure I wasn't the problem.)

    6. Re:Sounds right on... by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      There is one point, Mr Grishnakh, sir ( I have been wanting to say that for 10^9 femtoseconds ).

      Preparing yourself for the next job with a better place.

      *And* the payback is when you leave for the other place, and they try oh so hard to keep you, you can say "keep the money, you had years to offer it to me, if I was worth it". COurse, it sounds like you got to experience that.

      --
      emt 377 emt 4
    7. Re:Sounds right on... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You make up to 40k! wow?

      In Tampa your lucky to be making up to 25k-30k a year. That is with 5 years experience I may add.

      But it beats working at BestBuy anyday.

      At my job for a big ISP (shall remain nameless) HR and all the managers like to remind all of us that Indians are and will be more than happy to take our jobs away if we all dont pull together and except their benefits. I make $10 as an A+ tech (I use to make 35k a year before the .com crash)and I think the pay is quite good sadly and I am glad I am can move out of my parents house again (like most outsourced IT people)

      Remember its cheaper to host the server and administer it in India so be thankfully you are still employed. Not to be a demotivator but all the software now is written in India so its only a matter of time before whole IT departments get transfered.

  22. Excuse me? by mcgroarty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A web-based survey on how people fritter time away at work? Hands up if you think the results are going to be just a hint biased toward a certain group.

  23. Re:I can waste time by James+Lewis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you do just enough to pass, you're the real sucker. Poor performance in school doesn't make you predestined to a life of burger flipping. It does make it much more likely though.

  24. A web-based survey eh? by Spectra72 · · Score: 1
    Was CowboyNeal an option? We all know how accurate self-selecting web-based surveys are! Perhaps the only people with time to take the survey were the lazy ones surfing the web in the first place? Hell he even admits that this survey is biased towards IT workers who do nothing but sit their asses in front of a computer all day.

    What a load of drivel.

  25. Re:I can waste time by connah0047 · · Score: 1

    The question is, "Do you care?" That will make or break you when you do get into the real world. And unless you plan on being 30 and living at home with mom, you WILL wind up in the real world.

  26. It depends... by rasafras · · Score: 1

    Though I'm still in school, I spend quite a bit of my time surfing the web and doing things not productive in any way. But then I think, if I were to work every moment of my free time, I would get tired. The work would not be so productive. It is because I spend a lot of time doing nothing that I can do much more when I do work. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that it all evens out - the more time you spend working, with insufficient rewards, the less good your work will be. Perhaps it's ultimately more efficient to ditch 2.09 hours a day, so that the other 5.91 or however much will be better.

  27. Not, lazy, no by amliebsch · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't think most Americans are lazy. The majority want to support themselves and are willing to work hard to get what they want. THe article had some good explanations as to why more time was being "wasted." But there are a couple of things that are happening here that the article didn't mention much. First, individual productivity has gone way, way up in the past couple of decades. Technology has been the big player here. But just as technology has increased work productivity, so too it has increased personal productivity. Now it becomes possible to borrow a few minutes here, a few minutes there, to get personal things done at work. Ultimately, that all adds up. Of course, as long as personal has been increasing even while less time is spent working, many employers have been willing to put up with it.

    Another factor is that more and more people are working in jobs where it is difficult if not impossible to quantitatively assess their hourly productivity. For example, if you work on an assembly line screwing parts togethe, it's pretty obvious if you are slacking off during a given hour, and what's worse, you'll slow the whole line down. But if your task is to write a chunk of code, or draft a certain number of letters, it becomes almost impossible to figure out whether you are working fast and loafing, or working slowly but steady. From the employer's standpoint, they don't usually care as long as the total work gets done in about the same amount of time.

    It also gets harder to second-guess the employee when certain tasks take longer, because some tasks are more difficult than others and will inevitably take more time. Unless the manager is willing to personally do the task and figure out exactly how hard it was, they can only rely on what the employee tells them.

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    If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
    1. Re:Not, lazy, no by AtariEric · · Score: 1

      First, individual productivity has gone way, way up in the past couple of decades. Technology has been the big player here.

      Do not forget that while productivity has shot up, real wages are dropping - "jobless recovery," anyone?

      --
      Don't trust any concentration of power.
    2. Re:Not, lazy, no by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, some people's wages have risen dramatically in the past few decades. Lawyers, for instance. Of course, on a macro scale they don't actually produce anything of value to society at all. So if you're looking for a career that pays the best, maybe the trend is to look for a job where you do the least amount of useful work.

    3. Re:Not, lazy, no by rizole · · Score: 1
      Fair point but one thing to add. There are distinct and recognisable types of thinking, feeling and doing - those of us here who think of our selves as nerds are distinctly and measurably distinct from those who don't on several dimentions.

      Those intangible tasks that are difficult to quantify, they just take some people longer and require greater effort from them.

      In my office I am a little bit L3et. I am magnitudes faster on a computer at nearly all tasks because I know the shortcuts and rarely come across a problem I can't fix or avoid in the first place.

      Garry, a middle aged ex-boxer types with the first two fingers on his right hand. I can process mabey ten documents to his one.

      Now I can't sell for toffee. I can engage customers, have good interpersonal skills, good communicator, yadda, yadda, but I can't make somone want to buy into the service like Garry can. The man realy captivates and controls his audience. We are paid to do the same job but have different skill sets. We work in concert at the same task towards the same outcomes and with a lot of redundancy between our roles but we effectivly do different work.

      How do you judge productivity in an information age? It's a nonsense.

      INterestingly.... spends his two hours downtime networking........oh...and in a different sort of way, so do I.

      --Parental guidence

  28. Whilst working in corporate America ... by QuatermassX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I managed a small dev/production team for a publishing company. My highest priority after I was hired was to make myself redundant and not altogether needed in the office. I did this by "empowering" those that worked for me. By that I mean I analysed what the manager (me) needed to do and delegated the responsibilities evenly. Although I was always available to "ok" team decisions, in practise it meant I did very little during the day. I made myself obsolete! The key to all this was papering over all this by using my office time to work on my writing. I also managed to be "at home" far more than anyone else. By steadfastly refusing to actually "do" anything, I very quickly learned how to put together a damn good team that produced quantifiable (and quality) results every time. Am I lazy? Hmmmm ... not sure. The department brought lots of projects in on time and under budget. The affairs of the department flowed smoothly. But I really didn't need more than a few hours of time in the morning (and a few hours in the evening) to do the job. Hmmm ...

    1. Re:Whilst working in corporate America ... by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      You made the decisions, which is what you were paid for, and it all worked out. Good for you. On the other hand, if it had all blown up through bad decision making, you would have been history. In supervisory/managerial positions, you get paid for the success of your decisions and the ensuing success of your subordinates.

      As Toranaga says to Blackthorne in Shogun, "everything is all right, if you win"

    2. Re:Whilst working in corporate America ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nailed the egotistical do-nothing manager type on the head. "It was all about me" I'll bet you your "team" doesn't see it the same way. They most certainly see you as a do-nothing. They believe the project shipped because of their hard work and effort which, btw, took double or triple your effort. Better check with your guys before they start leaving in droves.

    3. Re:Whilst working in corporate America ... by sean23007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you're saying you made yourself redundant and successfully didn't do any work. Congratulations. I presume you made more money than your team members. I also presume you know that you are the reason people dislike middle management. You get paid more to do nothing. What would have happened if there had simply been an email forwarding program in your place, and anything that would have come to you instead got distributed to your team? The same work would have been done, they would have worked exactly as hard as they had been, and the company would have saved whatever your salary was.

      Just so you know, making yourself useless is not a good way to keep a job. In fact, that's why getting fired is often called being "made redundant."

      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    4. Re:Whilst working in corporate America ... by jd_esguerra · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I also presume you know that you are the reason people dislike middle management.

      Actually, if he/she knows his team well enough to know what each member can/cannot do and can orchestrate their actions effectively, then time and effort of the team members is probably not wasted. I would love a manager who could do that consistently. When I dislike middle management, it's usually because they are brought in to micro-manage. Unless they have a science/engineering background, it's pretty much like having an idiot standing behind you with a clipboard doodling and asking dumb questions.

    5. Re:Whilst working in corporate America ... by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      That's an excellent point that I had not considered. Thank you. Leaving the workers alone to get work done certainly would make a huge difference.

      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
  29. Okay folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's all count down until the obligatory "Office Space" quote!

    1. Re:Okay folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  30. Lazy AND creative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These are two totally unrelated qualities. Yo can be very gifted and work 2 hours a week and produce a lot, make millions, etc. If you are not gifted you can work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and produce nothing.

    If you manage to accomplish in an hour as much as other people in a year why not be lazy?

    Yo can see that in all fields which require special talent like mathematics, theoretical physics, literature, art, etc.

    For example, Adolf Hitler dreamed to become an artist, worked very hard, was not lazy but had no talent and only managed to become a dictator. (He did design the Nazi flag, however)

    There are Nobel Laureates in literature which only wrote a few books. On the other hand there are hard working mediocre writers which wrote hundreds of books and nobody knows them.

    1. Re:Lazy AND creative by jcr · · Score: 1

      If you are not gifted you can work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and produce nothing.

      I think it also bears mentioning that even if someone is gifted and hard working, but incompetently led, they can still produce nothing of value.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:Lazy AND creative by zhiwenchong · · Score: 1

      Ooops wrong article. The article I meant to refer to is "Useless Knowledge", which happens to be in the same book. (full text unavailable)

    3. Re:Lazy AND creative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It really is about working effectively as opposed to working hard.

      Both my father and grandfather were workaholics and I came to be one myself. When I met my wife I noticed that she didn't work nearly as hard as I did, but she was able to accomplish far more than I was because she worked effectively.

      She knows how to prioritize, accurately estimate how long a job should take, and doesn't get distracted by work that needs to get done but isn't her responsibility.

      When I worked in sales, some of the laziest guys in the store wallopped my numbers because they stepped up when it mattered. I was 'working too hard' to notice that working hard wasn't what was needed.

      I still enjoy working hard, but I now know that it isn't the key to success, but only one small component.

    4. Re:Lazy AND creative by Trailwalker · · Score: 1
      There are Nobel Laureates in literature which only wrote a few books. On the other hand there are hard working mediocre writers which wrote hundreds of books and nobody knows them.
      The latter fill the shelves at Barnes & Noble, and other book chains, while the Nobel laureates are seldom read.
  31. Seems I'm not the only one using this technique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems I'm not the only one using this technique.. I wonder how prevalent it really is.

  32. Oh shit! Batton down the hatches! by wheany · · Score: 1

    Prepare for thousands of comments! This is not a drill!

  33. See, 6 hours. by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The workday in the US should be reduced to 6 hours. That's 30 hours per week. Any more is unproductive.

    The Europeans are kicking our asses on even the most basic technology, and they don't work nearly as much as we do.

    --
    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    1. Re:See, 6 hours. by louzerr · · Score: 1

      Ah ... the voice of common sense.

      And here I thought I was the only one left!

      --
      "The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away" -- "Step Right Up", Tom Waits
    2. Re:See, 6 hours. by chivo243 · · Score: 1

      HOLD the FONE Sparky, I work in Europe, am from the US and work 10 hour days, are talking about swiss bankers hours?? People here are just as LAZY as anywhere in the western world, they are much better at justifying it, and society is more understanding of the workers plight. Each side gives a little, and we have the appearance of productivity. :->|{ Don't get me wrong, work sucks.....

      --
      Sig Hansen?
    3. Re:See, 6 hours. by fossa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not love my job. It's nice, occasionally interesting, but it's not my passion. I don't think that's such a terrible thing either. However, I work 8 hours a day five days a week. I come home hoping to work on some of my many hobbies (exercise, art, programming), and I either don't have the energy or I end up staying up late making work the next day a drag. Even if I had a "dream job" doing one of my hobbies, I'd still have other interests I'd want to pursue.

      I'd like to believe society in general would be healthier with a shorter work week because that could give people time to socialize, work on hobbies, volunteer, participate in politics, etc. Maybe I'm being overly optimistic, and time not working would just be wasted, but I feel like work is a vampire sucking all of my energy. I can't imagine what it would be like if I had kids.

    4. Re:See, 6 hours. by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      I presently am in a job situation that allows me to basically work whenever and however long I want assuming the job gets done. I frequently find myself working around 6 hours per day on average and I find I much prefer it over the usual 8 hour per day thing. After about 6 hours I'm just not productive anymore. So I leave. Since I'm paid by the hour, this actually saves the company money, too.

    5. Re:See, 6 hours. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Participate in politics?

      Yeah, I'm sure our employers would LOVE us doing more of that!

    6. Re:See, 6 hours. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      And they wonder why jobs are being outsourced...

      Seriously though, the European 35-hour week is a disaster, they're having to get rid of it because they can't compete. Doesn't help that they just want to strike instead though.

      If you only want to work 6 hours, that means the employer needs to employ another person for every 3 workers. Say there are current three shifts of 8 hours each day, now there need to be four shifts of 6 hours. I hope you're willing to take a 25% pay cut to fund this. Of course it would mean other things like more lockers, more personnel staff. so expect an even bigger cut.

      And how would this work for 24/7 shifts that give an average 42 hours a week? If instead of working 4 12-hour days every 8, it'd be 4 8-hour days every 8, meaning another FIFTY PERCENT more people. That means you'd be taking a 33% pay cut to compensate.

    7. Re:See, 6 hours. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to believe society in general would be healthier with a shorter work week because that could give people time to socialize, work on hobbies, volunteer, participate in politics, etc. Maybe I'm being overly optimistic, and time not working would just be wasted, but I feel like work is a vampire sucking all of my energy. I can't imagine what it would be like if I had kids.

      What we need are replicators and huge amounts of cheap energy. Imagine if noone _has_ to work to have food on the table. Everyone would be doing what he likes. Money as such would go away.

      You wouldn't even need the flying routinely in space part of this Star Trek vision to radically change humanity forever.

    8. Re:See, 6 hours. by Angstroem · · Score: 1
      Seriously though, the European 35-hour week is a disaster, they're having to get rid of it because they can't compete. Doesn't help that they just want to strike instead though.
      What 35-hour week are you dreaming of? It was a wet dream of the unions back in the 1980s.

      We used to have 38,5h/week in Germany, but this was gradually eroded during the last years of recession and now is around 41-42h/week.

      Am I more productive now? Do I effectively contribute 4 additional hours of work per week? Not at all, cause in my very job I have times where 12h/day don't seem enough -- and others, where I just keep on reloading Slashdot.

      Ever compared the productivity of a part-time employee who works like 4-5 hours a day (8-to-1, 9-to-1) with the productivity of a regular employee? You might be amazed to see that the part-time employee performs *at least* as much work as the regular employee, if not more.

      So why stick to 8-10 hour shifts just because that was the working hours 100 years ago, even though it's completely brainless and not suiting modern "thinking jobs"?

    9. Re:See, 6 hours. by legirons · · Score: 1

      "The Europeans are kicking our asses on even the most basic technology, and they don't work nearly as much as we do."

      Sounds reasonable. If I had to stay in the office for as long as americans do, then I'm sure I'd spend half of it asleep (especially if the company wasn't paying overtime, i.e. stealing from me). Ditto with the 4 weeks/year or less of holidays, so you can never take a decent break from an american job.

    10. Re:See, 6 hours. by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      I don't really think anyone is particularly lazy , i just think we are overworked.
      Fair enough comparing us to farmers , or the serfs of times past then we are fairly lazy .. but this is why technology was developed.
      So we could have more time to concentrate on the important things like family and friends and generally having fun. Though what do we do ..get stressed when we are meant to be resting as we may have not complete the days load.
      humans developed the spear so we could quickly kill large animals , have food for the week and get back to doing cave paintings and having sex.

      --
      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    11. Re:See, 6 hours. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      So why stick to 8-10 hour shifts just because that was the working hours 100 years ago, even though it's completely brainless and not suiting modern "thinking jobs"?

      So you'd be willing to take a 25%-33% pay cut to work shorter shifts? It's not about productivity, it's about being there for a lot of jobs.

      Imagine your power company shutting off the electricity at 8pm saying "Oh sorry, 12 hour shifts are an outdated relic, we only work 4 hours a day now. It'll be back on tomorrow."

      Or a big queue at the supermarket, the person on the checkout goes home saying "I've been productive enough today" leaving everyone just stood there with full trollies.

      Chefs stop cooking half way through the evening because they've already done their 6 hours. The diners go hungry.

      Make the case to the manager of a factory: "Instead of running for 24 hours a day, let's only run for 18 hours a day. Yes we'll lose 25% of our output, but it gives the workers more rest..."

      No policing after 3pm, no TV outside of 9am-3pm, no bars, no shops, no productivity at all. Countries where they can be actually bothered doing a hard day's work take over the world.

    12. Re:See, 6 hours. by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

      'Or a big queue at the supermarket, the person on the checkout goes home saying "I've been productive enough today" leaving everyone just stood there with full trollies.'

      No. The next cashier would take over.

      The supermarket near me is open 24 hours/day, but no individual works 24 hours in a day. Ever heard of a concept called shifts?

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      There is inferior bacteria on the interior of your posterior.
    13. Re:See, 6 hours. by Angstroem · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So you'd be willing to take a 25%-33% pay cut to work shorter shifts? It's not about productivity, it's about being there for a lot of jobs.
      You're missing the point.

      Typical white collar jobs are *not* about sustained work outputting certain goods like a robot. Your power company is an example for that. The generators run all the time, it's not like we need slaves in treadmills for that these days (although with the rising oil prices we might get back to that...)

      Same goes for the chef and the checkout guy.

      I work in research. Paying me by the hour is basically a stupid thing, because there are days where I just sit there and don't come to the right conclusion, and others where I'm the most productive work horse you could imagine. In general, it evens out, so the pay-by-the-hour stuff works more or less in favor of both.

      What, however, would be far more sensible is being paid by the project with a given deadline. Noone cares *when* you work and how much, as long as you meet the given deadline (or have a really, really good excuse for not being able to do the job). BTDT, and to me this is a far more realistic and appropriate paying model. It doesn't force me to get up at ridicule hours (which in term force me to go to bed during my most productive hours which happen to be between 10pm and 4am) just because some dipstick in the past defined that working hours have to be 9-to-5.

      You, in term, seem to be entirely stuck to the 9-to-5 scenario as you're not able to imagine shifting hours where people actually work, when they work best. Of course there are jobs, where people demand attention all the time. Take your chef, for instance, or the supermarkez cashier. OTOH, there are people who *love* to get up at 5am and work from 6-12. Others love to go to bed at 6am and work from 10pm to 4am. So get rid of the fixed time schedule, productivity will rise, and in the end you even could think about reducing working hours from 8h to 6h while *not* cutting back on income -- which of course will never happen for obvious reasons.

    14. Re:See, 6 hours. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so now instead of three 8 hour shifts, now there are four 6 hour shifts. That's even more money down the can, just because workers don't want to do any work.

      There are two solutions to this: either wages go down accordingly, or prices go up. Either way laziness is going to cost. Eight hours isn't that long. If you don't like it get a part time job or run your own business and work whatever hours you want.

      Christ, there are people who would kill to be able to work forty hours, and even that's too much for some people. Like I said, no wonder companies want to outsource. I bet Indians don't bitch about working a normal 40 hour week.

    15. Re:See, 6 hours. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Well all this talk about 9-5 and flexible hours doesn't mean anything to me, I'm a shiftworker in a factory. The way I see it, even in a research position, you should get paid by the hour, that's the only fair way. Unless you want people sitting about all week saying they're 'thinking'. Or unless they want paying by results, i.e. £1000 per discovery or something.

    16. Re:See, 6 hours. by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      24/7 shifts that are just about "being there" can still be 12 hour shifts. You'd work 5 shifts every two weeks.

      Alternatively, you can work 6 hour shifts, 5 per week. Same schedule, same amount of time per week, but people who just need to "be there" can be there for 12 hours at a time, and those that need to be paying attention can go home after 6. Or perhaps those who commute a long distance can choose 12 hour shifts, while those who live close by can choose 6.

      That trick doesn't work with 8 hour shifts.

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      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    17. Re:See, 6 hours. by servognome · · Score: 1

      Unless you want people sitting about all week saying they're 'thinking'. Or unless they want paying by results, i.e. £1000 per discovery or something

      I work in R&D. Essentially the company is paying me for working 24/7 for them. Anything I think up on my "free time" belongs to them, also I can be working on a project in the lab 50 or 60+ hours and they don't give me overtime like hourly workers.
      Not being paid by the hour doesn't mean there are no expectations. Typically what management does is give you assignments that fill up 50+ hours of your time. I have meetings in the day. So I essentially have to work normal 8 hours, sometimes I can go in at 9am, sometimes I can leave at 4pm. Between meetings I also have to do work in the lab, so once again I have to be at work just by the nature of the job. Then I'm also expected to be in phone meetings with asia for another 3-4 hours at the end of the day.
      I don't have 9-5 hours, but I have to work those and more (without overtime) just by the assignments I am given. So if one day I decide to take a 2 hour lunch, management doesn't really care much.

      It's hard to pay by the idea, because it's hard to quantify. Some might take 20 minutes, some might take years. The ones that take years could have a bigger payoff for the company, but if you compensate by the idea the person would be encouraged to go after the easy, quick-turn ones.

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    18. Re:See, 6 hours. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but there's more to it than just 6 hours.
      (Based on my experience working professionally in the Netherlands)

      1. Everyone is trained and certified to work in their job at a university level.
      2. There is no "learn while you earn" philosophy like there is here, if they cannot do a task - in my experience - they will step forward and say they are not qualified and let someone who is, take the task.
      3. They may be working for six hours or eight hours, but they REALLY work for those hours.
      4. When they go home, they are with their families and friends, and do not work.
      5. Weekends are also work free.
      6. Friends are not made or maintained in the workplace - if you go out with coworkers it's a business dinner/lunch/outing and you are to act accordingly.
      7. Often, if you are found working extra hours to finish a project you will be singled out for one of two reasons.
      -a. You are not qualified to do your job
      -b. Your manager is incompetent

    19. Re:See, 6 hours. by nighty5 · · Score: 1

      What, however, would be far more sensible is being paid by the project with a given deadline.

      You've hit the nail on the head. Well in regards to my work thats certainly the case. I've been doing consulting in security for the past 6 years and my proposals always have a few basic things:

      1) Hours needed to complete task
      2) Deadline set for the draft report
      3) Total cost of the job

      Hours needed to complete task does not necessarily equal to the exact deadline because I'm juggling other stuff (or just plain goofing off)

      I might sit at home on my laptop for 5 or 6 hours of the day and write a report but the other 2 hours I'm sitting up a cafe up the road, or reading a book or listening to some music.

    20. Re:See, 6 hours. by Terralthra · · Score: 1

      Hm, let's see.

      4 shifts x 6 hours x $10/hr = $240 dollars paid to employees.

      3 shifts x 8 hours x $10/hr = $240 dollars paid to employees.

      ....

      Where exactly is the "more money down the can"?

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      -Terralthra...
    21. Re:See, 6 hours. by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

      The Europeans are kicking our asses

      How are they "kicking our asses"?

    22. Re:See, 6 hours. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they wonder why jobs are being outsourced...

      Seriously though, the European 35-hour week is a disaster, they're having to get rid of it because they can't compete. Doesn't help that they just want to strike instead though.



      Ahh... the always imminent threat of outsourcing that managers so much enjoy misusing so they can fill their pockets.

      Seriously, do you think you even stand a wick of a chance competing with countries like India or China?

      Even if a European worker, earning 2400 Euros a month, were to take the heavy burden and reduce his salary by 25%, or increase his hours by that much, he couldn't "compete" with an Indian worker earning maybe 100 Euros a month, by salary.

      The reasons for Europe are the high quality of work, the productivity, the infrastrucure etc. The high salaries would still be just as much a burden even after pay cuts.

      If they don't want to pay a european 24 times that what they'd pay an Indian, they won't change their mind if it's "only" 18 times that.

      Naturally, the managers would rather deny that, and threaten the workers with outsourcing so they can induce pay cuts, working hour increases, and squeeze tax rebates from local autorities, all in the name of glourious "competition", thus pleasing the shareholders.

    23. Re:See, 6 hours. by siegesama · · Score: 1

      I'd like to believe society in general would be healthier...

      Television. More time away from work would result in more time spent staring at the television. Your pursuit of actual hobbies is an exceptional trait that cannot be projected onto the remainder of society.

      That's my pessimistic viewpoint :)

      --
      what the hell is a 'junk character', anyway?
    24. Re:See, 6 hours. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      You're neglecting all the costs which are the same for each worker regardless of how many hours they work. Things like take-over pay, lockers, water, electricity, soap, overalls, gloves, showers, car parking space, food, paperwork, administrative costs, training costs, keys, swipe cards, tools, and about a million other costs which are the same for every employee regardless of hours.

      Bear in mind that people aren't going to want to earn $300 a week when they used to earn $400.

      Clearly you've never been in a shift-working environment.

    25. Re:See, 6 hours. by Terralthra · · Score: 1

      Other than a half-dozen times in various shift-working establishments, you're right. Except for the times I've worked in shift-working environments, I've never worked in one.

      All the things you mention, you either haven't thought through, or aren't thinking about clearly.

      There are the same number of workers at the building at any one time as there were before. Thus, the number of parking spots, tools, etc. are identical.

      Water and electricity, likewise. There are the same number of people working at any time.

      All the shift-working establishments I worked at either gave you a lunch break and let you leave the store/facility to buy lunch elsewhere, or had you pay for food you got at the facility. Either way, no increased cost.

      Paperwork and administrative costs, I'll grant you, but in turn, you have to grant that the company is no longer paying each employee for 8 hours of productivity and getting 6. The marginal costs are wiped out entirely by the marginal gain, and that's not even taking into account the benefits gained through increased worker morale.

      Also, administrative costs and paperwork, along with the "workers don't want to earn less" only applies if they reduce everyone's hours by 1/3 and hire another shift of workers, as opposed to giving employees less hours per day, but more days per week.

      To sum up: "Think, then comment."

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      -Terralthra...
    26. Re:See, 6 hours. by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

      If you really think a 6 hour workday will make a kickass improvement, then do your own business, give it a 6 hour workday, and kick the asses of your competition. Don't expect the goverment to impose your theories on everybody else.

    27. Re:See, 6 hours. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Water and electricity, likewise. There are the same number of people working at any time.

      Actually, during the day, there are MORE people there, due to the overhead that comes with hiring 33% more workers. Water goes up, as now 33% more people have a wash/shower after the shift.

      All the shift-working establishments I worked at either gave you a lunch break and let you leave the store/facility to buy lunch elsewhere, or had you pay for food you got at the facility. Either way, no increased cost.

      Food is often subsidised. The more workers, the higher the cost. The more staff needed to cook, i.e. more money. There are higher cleaning costs also.

      Paperwork and administrative costs, I'll grant you, but in turn, you have to grant that the company is no longer paying each employee for 8 hours of productivity and getting 6. The marginal costs are wiped out entirely by the marginal gain

      No, they used to be paying for 8 hours and getting 8, now they're paying for 6 and getting 6, but with increased overhead and NO SAVINGS. This costs the company money. That's not even including the costs (both in time and money) of training up hundreds more people.

      and that's not even taking into account the benefits gained through increased worker morale.

      The increased morale that comes with a 25% paycut?

      as opposed to giving employees less hours per day, but more days per week.

      So now they have to come in on Saturday/Sunday? Your idea is a disgrace.

    28. Re:See, 6 hours. by Terralthra · · Score: 1

      There are more people coming in and out of the building, sure, but unless you're talking about automated doors using up electricity, the amount of electricity used is a function of how many people are in the building FOR HOW LONG.

      Which, as already made clear, isn't really changing.

      Did you even read the article, which said the average worker of an 8 hour day wastes 2 hours? And the subsequent debate that seems to favor the proposition that they waste those 2 hours because they're working too long?

      The increased morale that comes with a 25% paycut? Where I come from, getting paid the same hourly amount, only for less hours, isn't a pay cut. Then again, I don't come from bizarro world where:

      So now they have to come in on Saturday/Sunday? Your idea is a disgrace.

      is true. Millions of people work on Saturday and/or Sunday. In fact, the only places that I haven't consistently worked weekends were non-hourly, non-shift jobs.

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      -Terralthra...
    29. Re:See, 6 hours. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the article, which said the average worker of an 8 hour day wastes 2 hours? And the subsequent debate that seems to favor the proposition that they waste those 2 hours because they're working too long?

      If I have a machine running for 24 hours a day, if someone's stood working at it for 8 hours, there's 8 hours of production. If they're stood at it for 6 hours, there's 6 hours of production. 2 hours isn't wasted, it's 2 hours of production.

      Do you expect managers to shut down machines for 2 hours every shift to give the workers rest?

      Where I come from, getting paid the same hourly amount, only for less hours, isn't a pay cut.

      So if you work only 6 hours a day rather than 8, all the bills/mortgage/food/taxes costs go down by 25% as well? What world do you live in?

      Millions of people work on Saturday and/or Sunday.

      So, instead of working 8 hours a day Monday to Friday, you're expecting people to work 6 hours a day seven days a week? I can't see that being too popular.

      You really are a fucking idiot.

    30. Re:See, 6 hours. by Terralthra · · Score: 1

      If I have a machine running for 24 hours a day, if someone's stood working at it for 8 hours, there's 8 hours of production. If they're stood at it for 6 hours, there's 6 hours of production. 2 hours isn't wasted, it's 2 hours of production.

      If the machine runs independent of the person running it, then the employer's wasting money having the person there at all.

      So if you work only 6 hours a day rather than 8, all the bills/mortgage/food/taxes costs go down by 25% as well? What world do you live in?

      The world where people don't purposefully misinterpret what I say to support their argument.

      So, instead of working 8 hours a day Monday to Friday, you're expecting people to work 6 hours a day seven days a week? I can't see that being too popular. Work isn't too popular. If you take a poll, I'm betting most people would rather not work.

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      -Terralthra...
    31. Re:See, 6 hours. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      If the machine runs independent of the person running it, then the employer's wasting money having the person there at all.

      Generally machines need people to run them, that's why they employ people.

  34. False dichotomy by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lazy or creative? This is a false dichotomy (or bifurcation), i.e. a logically fallucious reasoning, for being lazy and creative is not mutually exclusive. Furthermore, I would tend to think that only lazy people can be truly creative in the most metaphysical sense. In any case I consider this survey highly biased (biased sample). Needless to say, it would be unwise to draw any serious conclusions especially when the so called "non-productive" time (e.g. writing in an on-line forum) may be indeed much more productive than the work proper (e.g. working in a factory). And for those reasons et al. I would take the results of this survey with a grain of salt.

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    1. Re:False dichotomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

    2. Re:False dichotomy by jim_deane · · Score: 1


      The question isn't "Lazy or creative?", it is "For the given non-productive work time, is the primary explanation that our workers are lazy, or is the primary explanation that our workers are creative?"

      It isn't an either-or question, so the false dichotomy doesn't apply.

      Jim

    3. Re:False dichotomy by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The question isn't "Lazy or creative?", it is "For the given non-productive work time, is the primary explanation that our workers are lazy, or is the primary explanation that our workers are creative?"

      It isn't an either-or question, so the false dichotomy doesn't apply.

      Actually, it is an either-or question. The primary reason is either laziness or creativity. Which is basically the same as asking "lazy or creative ?".

      Personally, I don't thing it's either of these answers, but a simple "Why would I give my employer anything beyond what I have to, since they certainly won't give me anything more, and will outsource my job to India and kick me out as soon as possible ?" mentality.

      Neither laziness nor creativity, just bitter cynicism.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  35. Jaded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word, Jaded. I'm underpaid and get 1 week vacation. A combo that makes for a very unproductive worker. Tasks that should take me 2hrs take me 8hrs, i work for about 20mins and then make my rounds on the net...cnn, slashdot, espn, drudge, read a few wikipedia articles, check the weather...in a few dozen towns. It may sound strange but i'd rather be working at shoprite making 8.50hr because at least then I wouldn't be underpaid.

  36. Re:I can waste time by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1
    I'm in high school, so I can do whatever I want as long as I pass... no one's paying me, so no one cares.
    A mediocre person is always at his best.
    --

    There are no karma whores, only moderation johns
  37. On the usefulness of web polls by Haiku+4+U · · Score: 0

    Do you waste your time?
    Click on the answer that applies:
    Yes, yes, sometimes, yes.

  38. I am ready for anything by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My work does not involve a great deal of routine "productivity." I fix things, I monitor things, I make decisions. There are plenty of things I could make myself busy doing but generally, I maintain my readiness and do very little.

    That said, there have been times when I would work tirelessly for 12 days without a day off at more than 12 hours a day. This is when major projects are happening and it requries a lot of work. It' rare but it happens. When the time comes, I am there 100%. (Some might say 110% but that's just dramatic expression isn't it?)

    So mostly, I get paid for being available as much or more than anything else. I guess this sort of study doesn't apply to my occupation.

  39. Peter Gibbons said it best by glomph · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Well you see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy... it's that I just don't care"

  40. Missing option by bechthros · · Score: 1

    How about both?

    Binary thinking is for machines...

  41. Re:I can waste time by cmoney · · Score: 1

    whoever modded the parent offtopic is an idiot.

  42. Maybe this is a rationalization ... by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But I find it very often you need to be lazy in order to be creative. Sometimes I think very hard on a problem and cannot think of a solution, but when I go to lunch or start doing something non-work related the solution appears to me out of thin air.

    Fact is if you have to work all the time you cannot be creative. You need to pu tyour brain in different modes.

    1. Re:Maybe this is a rationalization ... by Grand+High+Wonko · · Score: 1

      True, this is one the big reasons why I still smoke. When I'm stuck on an idea if I stay at my desk I'll think incircles for hours, but pretty much the minute I go outside and light up I suddenly think "wait a minute I can do it THIS way ..."

  43. In the rest of the world Labor Day is on May 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This holiday was introduced by communists over a century ago and is celebrated all over the world. Communism may be (almost) over but May 1 is still a holiday. Americans had to come up with something different, in order to show how much they hate communism.

    All over the world March 8 is Womens Day, but not in the US. In the US there is a Mothers Day but not a Womens Day. In the US women have to be mothers in order to have their own holiday. March 8 is also a communist holiday which survived communism.

    1. Re:In the rest of the world Labor Day is on May 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well Women's Day is pretty bogus. A day to celebrate a gender? It's not like they had to perform some difficult task to become women, and it's not very unique either since roughly half the population are women.

    2. Re:In the rest of the world Labor Day is on May 1 by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
      In the US there is a Mothers Day but not a Womens Day. In the US women have to be mothers in order to have their own holiday.
      That's because the rest of the world is sexist (or does the rest of the world also have a "Mans Day"?).
      Here in the U.S.A., we have a Mother's Day and Father's Day.
      Equaltiy, baby!
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      Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
    3. Re:In the rest of the world Labor Day is on May 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equality? Let's get together and see if "White History Month" ever sees the light of day.

      Equality, indeed.

    4. Re:In the rest of the world Labor Day is on May 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be fine with just Irish History Month, but apparently because of our skin color we don't get recognition as an oppressed or underrepresented minority.

  44. we get shit done when it needs to get done by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    Thats the american way. We do slack a bit when we can, but when something needs doing, we do it.

    WW2 would be a good example of that. It took us a while to get our asses in gear, but when we did, we got the job done. The japanese high command thought we were lazy, we proved them wrong...

  45. Justified downtime? by travail_jgd · · Score: 1

    Speaking for myself, I know that there have been times that I deliberately haven't worked on something. With 10 minutes until a meeting starts, and there's little sense starting a new task when it'll take more than 10 minutes to pick up where I left off.

    More than once I've had to pull a late night -- due to deadlines or being on call -- without any additional compensation (formal or not). You can be assured I didn't make an effort to work the next 8 hours at 100% efficiency. I didn't try to slow down, but I didn't give 110% -- I did that yesterday.

    Businesses need to look at the big picture, instead of adding up the minutia. Locking down the Internet connection or bathroom stall to monitor employee time to the second doesn't make a more productive workplace, it just gives ineffective management another target to miss.

  46. bull by fakedupe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can only speak for myself and my coworkers. And thats a crock of shit, or maybe we're in the minority, who knows.

    At this point we're working continuously from morning to lunch, then from lunch to late into the night.

    I've never worked with a better group of people. When we do goof off or have a laugh, which is more like a max of 15 minutes day, its usually helping to get the team to gel more or to help relieve some of the tensions from the hectic schedule.

    My situation can't be that rare.

  47. Time v. Work by gadzook33 · · Score: 1

    In the past, on commenting upon the lazyiness of the American Worker, I have on many occasions been told that on average Americans spend more time at work than the people of most other nations. I have always thought this to be an misleading statistic. Americans spend a lot of time at work. That has absolutely no correlation to the amount of time they spend actually doing work, or perhaps more importantly, the quality of that work.

  48. A good motto by mblase · · Score: 1

    Give a lazy man a job and he finds the easiest way to do it.

    That's not even as bad as it sounds. After all, every invention mankind has produced, all the way back to the thigh-bone club, was invented to make some job easier.

    For many people, the easiest way to do something is, in fact, to eschew the tried-and-true brute-force method and develop an easier technique, even if it does take longer in the short term.

    Of course, those people were doing something toward their intended goal. "Lazy" means not doing anything toward it, innovative or otherwise.

  49. My favorite tool of productivity "The water cooler by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My father was an IT manager and eventually worked his was as a director of supply chain management.

    How he got his first managerial job? Someone asked him in an interview what his favorite productivity tool was. His answer was the water cooler and coffee machine.

    He summarized it as this. IF you chat with your employees before work or during breaks you can find out the most of what needs to be done and what is going on with the various projects. Needless to say he got the job.

    Breaks including talking to those around the water cooler was alot more productive then serious talk in an unproductive meeting everyday.

    I wonder how many hours each day are lost doing busy work or meetings, etc? Something to think about.

  50. I'm voting for "lazy" by meta-monkey · · Score: 0, Troll

    All I see in these comments, and in the story, is rationalization. "I don't get paid enough. I don't get enough vacation." Cry more, please. People can rationalize anything. That doesn't make it true.

    --
    We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    1. Re:I'm voting for "lazy" by obscureownership · · Score: 1

      No, those are all valid reasons for not working as hard. We aren't machines. We need leisure time and a system of rewards, as opposed to a system of punishments, to work in the most productive manner. Most other countries similar to this country (such as those in Europe) work less hours than in America, have more vacation time, and have longer break time. In a lot of service and retail jobs, you don't get your 15 minute breaks, because a lot of the time you become too busy to stop working.

      According to the writing of Darek Owens, in the essay "Work Never Ends," that is found his book Composition and Sustainability, we Americans work an average of 1,966 hours a year. That means we surpass the "workaholic" Japanese by nearly 70 hours, and Europeans by 350 hours. So this isn't the crying of brats, this is the venting of dehumanization, which does exist and a lot of what they are expressing is true for most Americans.

    2. Re:I'm voting for "lazy" by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Then change your job. When you took the job, you agreed to work 40 hours a week, with this benefits package, and get paid $X amount of dollars. Now you're not holding up your end of the bargain...you're lazy. How much hell would you raise if your employer didn't hold up his end and only paid you $18/hour instead of $20?

      This "workaholic" thing is a big steaming load. Yes, we work more than Eurpoeans, but we also have a higher standard of living (I mean economicly). The average poor person in America has a higher standard of living then the average European...that's average European, not average poor European. Americans CHOOSE to work more so they can have more things. This is the United States of America. You can do whatever you want. I choose to work as much as I do because I want a bigger house, a plasma screen TV and a fancy car. You can work a 35 hour work week like the french and avoid your "dehumanization," but you're not going to have as much "stuff" as your 40 hour a week neighbor.

      You have to make a choice. More money, or more free time. However, you want the free time of a European but the material rewards of an American, so you justify laziness with some kind of sense of entitlement. No amount of rationalization is going to change that.

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
  51. People are not machines by Eminence · · Score: 1
    People are not machines. We can't work 9 hours straight with a short pause for refueling, we can't be focused all the time. But human mind is not a computer, the moments when someone looks out of the window admiring clouds and apparently doing nothing might be just this precious moment, when some of ideas, facts and questions in his mind come together bringing about something significant.

    I don't think it has anything to do with laziness. And I don't think people did change that much over time. Remember, our bodies are biological entities, they don't evolve as fast as our technology. What I think is happening is that the fact that we use computers more and more in our workplace makes it easier to observe in detail what employees do. And there is some degree of dehumanization in the workplace going on, especially in large corporations. So, performance of "human resources" is being reduced to numbers just with all other resources and the time spent at work gets arbitrarily and mechanically divided as "productive" or "unproductive".

  52. Re:You sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are my new role model.

  53. Nothing has changed by Veteran · · Score: 1

    People haven't changed much since primitive times. On a day after day basis it was not possible to work on hunting more than 4 to 6 hours a day. The same remains true today, the brain can only concentrate for so long.

    As the article mentions much of what appears to be 'wasted' time is really subconscious creative time.

    In my case I can't design a computer consciously; I bring in the requirements, I talk about them with other engineers, and then I relax, letting my subconscious work on the problem. When it is ready it hands me a completed design. I just transcribe it into the layout program. The whole process is more or less effortless.

    1. Re:Nothing has changed by scrwvwls · · Score: 1
      People haven't changed much since primitive times. On a day after day basis it was not possible to work on hunting more than 4 to 6 hours a day. The same remains true today, the brain can only concentrate for so long.
      More like 14-19 hours spread over the week

      http://www.agron.iastate.edu/courses/agron342/diam ondmistake.html
  54. working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many people are at work reading this very article when they should be working

  55. Lazy AND creative by zhiwenchong · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bertrand Russell wrote an essay called "In Praise of Idleness" which argues that creative work arises out of constructive idleness. That's why we have academia. ;-)

    Full text here:
    http://www.zpub.com/notes/idle.html

  56. Right Back Atcha, Michael Cerchoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a pretty offensive thing to say, Michael Cherchoff of Golden, CO, IP address 64.181.31.87. Son of Mary Moore of Denver and Paul Cherchoff of Boulder. Employed by Coors Breweries, Inc. since August 1998. Address 478 Hutchins Street, Golden, CO, 80419. Phone 720-248-2614.

    Nice going, Mike.

  57. Re:I can waste time by jobin · · Score: 1

    Maybe I wasn't clear... I *can* waste time. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a slacker. I work hard, I have a 3.9 GPA. Heck, I go to TJHSST, a Science and Technology magnet school. What I'm saying is that there isn't a short-term incentive to work hard, so a lot of people don't care. I know people whose only goal is to pass. I know I'm going to end up in the real world. But for now, I like having the theoretical option of not preparing myself for it - whether I choose to take that option or not.

  58. These kinds of quotes drive me insane by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "The extra unproductive time adds up to $759 billion annually in salaries for which companies get no apparent benefit."

    Because of course every worker is supposed to be productive every minute of every work day. We're primates! We were not built to work eight or nine hours a day at the same pace and intensity. If you want that sort of efficiency use robots.

    Seriously. There are plenty of jobs where robots would be better suited to the task. When you're talking about office jobs, there's simply no way for human beings to be productive all the time. Due to the fact that we are social creatures, many of the best insights and increases in overall productivity in the white collar environment (and in blue collar jobs too, from my limited experience) actually happen when people are standing around chatting, or even when their minds are allowed to wander off a bit while they goof off.

    I understand that businesses always want their employees to be as productive as possible, but this notion of "lost productivity" is a canard, built on a baseline assumption of 60 minutes an hour of productivity per worker. In reality when you pay people an hourly wage, you know you're not paying for 100% efficiency. If you're a smart employer, you try to keep your employees happy, and you reward actual work results.

    The mentality that workers should be monitored (all your emails and web browsing are belong to us!) stems from the same idiotic view of employer/employee relations. Hey, here's an idea: Why don't companies actually train their managers in *leadership* so they know what their employees are doing?

    If Employee A is getting a lot of excellent work done, should we really care if he's being productive 100% of every hour on the job? In my experience the person who seems to be working the hardest is usually the one who is not getting the most work done. Eventually that person is also the one who poisons the work environment because their mindless buzzing about to and fro raises the stress level for everyone else. The only way to measure real productivity is by measuring worker output. Even then, you run into all kinds of problems quantifying output, because quality and quantity are often totally unrelated and difficult to evaluate as aspects of overall output.

    I want to see someone quantify how many wasted hours CEOs create with about-face decisions, late decisions, and "make work" plans. I want to see a study of how many wasted hours are the product of incompetent people being placed into management positions. I want to see how many wasted hours are created through mid-level manager infighting.

    Sorry, I'm having a pissy day. But this is just the most absurd quote, particularly on Labor Day.

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    1. Re:These kinds of quotes drive me insane by AtariEric · · Score: 1

      If you want that sort of efficiency use robots.

      Oh, they'll use robots, alright. They'll replaces us all with robots, then use more robots to kill off the "excess" population...

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    2. Re:These kinds of quotes drive me insane by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

      I agree. Where I work we have had some of our best ideas while writing text adventure games or playing soduku.
      And I'm sure my boss has some brilliant flashes of business genius while he spends the day porn surfing.

    3. Re:These kinds of quotes drive me insane by legirons · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Sorry, I'm having a pissy day. But this is just the most absurd quote, particularly on Labor Day."

      Ok, so some asshole is poking fun, and insulting american workers. Fair enough. They probably have some agenda which is helped by getting quotes like these into the newspapers at regular intervals.

      Getting annoyed at how wrong they are is amusing but pointless. However...

      Imagine if at some strategic moment every 2-3 months, a study came out estimating how many billions of dollars were wasted each year by management monitoring peoples' email?

      Or calculated the cost to the american economy of unpaid overtime (spending = the economy, especially spending on labour), as a scientific study linked-to from major websites.

      Perhaps a study which took a formerly-inconspicuous CEO's salary, and calculated that it wasted more company money than, say, 40 days' solid slacking by a typical employee. Released one week before his pay review, and pushed into a major newspaper.

      Be imaginative with the response here -- the idea of playing such corporate trolls at their own game would be worth it just to see them needled by it

    4. Re:These kinds of quotes drive me insane by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I want to see someone quantify how many wasted hours CEOs create with about-face decisions, late decisions, and "make work" plans. I want to see a study of how many wasted hours are the product of incompetent people being placed into management positions. I want to see how many wasted hours are created through mid-level manager infighting.

      Absolutely goddamn right. I want to know where they get off fretting over how much "lost productivity" there is from Joe Schmoe spending 10 minutes reading the paper in the toilet twice a week, when a single asinine decision by a jackass manager (I want daily progress reports on why this project is late!) can piss away hundreds of hours of productivity with a single memo that took 5 minutes to write. Honestly, this sounds like the kind of crap cooked up by the tentacled monsters in Human Resources. "The hoo-mans are talking about the recent victory of the local sports collective again! They're stealing productivity from the company!"

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  59. Not Working by sabat · · Score: 1

    It's LABOR DAY you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:Not Working by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Where?

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  60. Both by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I'm lazy and not creative, and so can't be bothered to add any more here).

  61. Unnatural expectations by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The problem is that humans are not geared to do the same thing for 8+ hours strait. Most are more productive when the monotony is broken up into varied tasks. However, the HR cookie-cutter thinking is against this. Highly paid managers often spend hours gabbing about golf and baseball, I would note. (The trick is to call such an activity "team building".)

  62. In the EU paid vacation is mandatory by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the EU paid vacation is mandatory by law, which is not the case in the US. If I remember correctly US companies are not required by law to give paid vacation to their employees, they do it only if they want to. Likewise, in most EU countries is much harder to fire employees than in the US. In most of the EU unions rule, which is not the case in the US.

    And dont complain that in the EU the taxes are higher than in the US, they are higher mostly for the rich people. The idea is take from the rich and give to the poor, for the good of the society.

    Long Live Socialist Europe!

    1. Re:In the EU paid vacation is mandatory by law by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      I just got back from the UK and paid 17.5% VAT on my purchases (a lot of small purchases so I didn't get to reclaim it). Compared to my state's 5% sales tax (7% on lodging and restaraunts), that is significantly higher and it affects more than just the wealthy...

    2. Re:In the EU paid vacation is mandatory by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but if you account for all the taxes paid by members of some of the more socialized nations (Sweden, Denmark) the mythical average citizen pays about 60% - 70% of their income in taxes.

      By the time it's all said and done, the mythical average American pays about 60% of their income in taxes (contrast that with very wealthy Americans, many of whom pay less than 1% of their income in taxes). We just hide taxes better. And the Europeans get a hell of a lot more for their contribution.

  63. Both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if your both creative and lazy, wouldn't that just make you "crazy"?

  64. How about neither by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The archetypical american worker feels that doing a complete crap task like taking cash is something to be proud of. i know two people who are this worker bee type. They feel that some how inovating technologies, and policies to renew is bad and makes them lazy. We are only one of 4 industerial nations with no-Manditory refresh brakes of at least 1 week (Scotland, russia, north africa and canida have this with briatain as of 2004 on the way). We aslo have the highest rate of work/task dissatisfaction of all officially industerial nations. Now I know many of you all are going to say this is an anonymous post-However having worked 3 years for the government, I am truly appauled how backwards most private policy is. When I went to work, I was told that as official policy once my tasks were done that I was free to leave. This was not to be humane or progressive. They took these work place violence studies and insurance risks seriously, happy people=not violent=productio=>less insurance theirfor better bottomlines

  65. Lazy mostly. by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    I think it's mostly due to laziness. (I'm typing this while waiting for a server build to finish.) I don't think the traditional work ethic exists for most people anymore...even getting people to do the absolute minimum work required is like pulling teeth.

    I think the Europeans have it right...they work like crazy (especially Germans) but have a ton of vacation to make up for it. We're lucky if we get two weeks, and even luckier if we get to use it during the year. I routinely hear from people in Europe things like, "Oh, summer was great...we went to Italy for six weeks."

  66. Doing it wrong faster by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I once did a contract for a company in which we were building a reporting system that looked at about 10 different factors from different perspectives. It soon became appearent that it would be possible to "meta-tize" the design such that the factor combinations were dynamically selected and calculated rather than hard-code a huge tree of every combination.

    However, I was rebuffed when I pointed this out. Appearently they tried that once and the single programmer couldn't handle that level of abstraction. So instead they paid about 10 people to hard-code a zillion combinations.

    Sometimes it takes a bit of risk and experimentation to move to the next level of automation. But dumbass companies would rather grind it out the hard, expensive way simply because it is a bit more predictable. To be fair, they had a strict deadline, and the meta-approach did carry some a bit more risk.

  67. American Workers: Lazy or Creative? by Lord+Raze · · Score: 1

    American Workers && ( lazy | creative) == TRUE;

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  68. One of the Perl Coder's Virtues by Hercynium · · Score: 1

    Come on, people! I can't believe we've gone this long without anyone mentioning the fact that *laziness* is one of the virtues of a Perl programmer.

    Frankly, I find my immense laziness drives my most creative problem-solving.

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  69. Women's Day IS NOT Bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throughout most history women were enslaved by men, you dont have to be a woman to see that. They had to make and raise children, clean and cook, that was about it. If I remember correctly in the US they did not have the right to vote until 1920s (Many European countries did better, they let women vote earlier). Denying the right to vote to half adult population, that is no democracy.

    For these reasons I think that women like my wife deserve to have their own holiday, whether they are mothers or not.

  70. It cycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that my productivity at work is cyclic in nature. Like almost everything in my life. I have long stretches of high motivation and great productivity, followed by a slow decline as my interests and motivation shift somewhere else. These periods can be as short as a few weeks or as long as several months. I think it is something I do to avoid complete burnout on any one area of interest. I am curious if others see their work habits this way.

  71. This may sound strange by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    "Not all nonproductive time that an employee spends is a complete waste. Some of it is creative or constructive waste."

    There are a lot of reasons for down time that don't depend on someone being lazy. People being monitored, drug tested, denied raises and bonuses and squeezed for more and more productivity without getting anything back are just not going to be motivated. What's the point of working any harder for them? There's no reward beyond what they already had.

    Yes, some people are just plain dog ass lazy and have no higher ambition than being appointed director of FEMA. But I find the majority of people want to work, they want to do something productive and be rewarded for doing it well.

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  72. Kleenex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like you have something brown on your chin.

    1. Re:Kleenex? by FFON · · Score: 0

      its my mole, stop stareing

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  73. Right to be lazy! by HooliganIntellectual · · Score: 1

    Hooray for lazy workers! Abolish work!

    All seriousness aside, anything we hear about "laziness", "loss productivity" and time wastage is just hot air coming from management. In fact, in every workplace I've been part of, lower echelon workers often do more work than managers. Throw out the time that managers waste in meetings, what exactly do they contribute?

    Workers waste two hours a day at work? Businesses look at this as lost money? Billions of dollars in lost profit? Look here, Mr. Boss Man, if you are going to whine about a few hours I spend taking a piss or making personal calls, how about if we talk about the uncompensated time that all of us "waste" getting to and from work? How about the personal time that workers "waste" on work-related activities like buying work clothes, ironing dress shirts, and kvetching about management's stupidity to the neighbors.

    In the big picture, it looks like it all evens out to me.

  74. "Lost" Money by dphrag · · Score: 1

    First, in regards to the comments regarding the lack of randomization in the study, these are right on target. If people are volunteering to fill it out, chances are, the selected population are wasting more time than the real population mean.

    Second, the number tagged on as "lost" money is complete baloney. This is similar to the figures put towards pirated software by the various software companies. XXX number of pirated copies means YYY numbers of "lost" money. This overlooks the point that MOST people who pirate software probably aren't willing to pay for it, regardless of whether or not they can get it for free. Therefore, if all the XXX number of pirated copies were simply unpiratable, they would NOT generate YYY amount of extra money for the software companies, because that money IS NOT THERE.

    The same goes for the figure put towards measuring lost productivity into real money value. Chances are a majority of people who are wasting time are not busy enough, waiting for someone else, waiting for a meeting, or whatever the reason might be. So in other words, IMO, if these people were not wasting time by surfing the web or what have you, they would probably be staring at a wall. This is not lost money, as the productivity to generate the money isn't possible.

    The study ITSELF is a real waste of money.

  75. Spelling nazi alert by melted · · Score: 1

    >> fallucious

    Apparently you're not as smart as you think. :-)

    1. Re:Spelling nazi alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that Sigmund Freud would have an interesting explanation of that mistake...

  76. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work with the greatest minds of human history - some living, some channeled through spirtualists - other have been cryogentically frozen until now so they could work under me at my 'think-tank' organization.

    My friends and I are like twice the scientist you are. Plus we don't even like statistics, but we dabble in it -and are like way better than you at it. And we all agree that TFA is lame, so lame. And that you are gay. How you got to be a scientist, or work with "2 PHDS" like you say is beyond me.

  77. I think it's both... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    First, the first time my boss bitches about me surfing the web I will remind him of that the next time I catch him checking stocks and other items not work related.

    Second, after that first time, he will find my cell keeps taking baths in the toilet or getting dropped til it doesn't work. The last 3 vacations I have had I was PAGED for, well, what amounts to a pile of crap. We don't have enough staff that knows all that I do to let me actually turn the frackin cellphone off. It's not that I mind being called (well I do, but I realize that money is tight...), but it's I mind when they don't thank me for interrupting my vacation or my day off. In any case, things are getting better as I have a jr sysadmin under me that I am teaching as much as I can, but sometimes it's hard to get schedules to mesh plus I can't always teach things without being able to actually being able to do it. How do you teach/document systems patches without having to go through it? How do you teach/document what to do when things go on and you go into patch debug mode?? I find you can't. In any case, I don't feel bad at all when I take off early or call the dr or a company looking for something for my house as it all really balances out. Since I do frequently check work e-mail and do work via remote, I don't think they have much room to complain. Plus, they DO have me patch at odd hours (middle of the frackin night) AND have me do emergency patches when they realize they meant to tell me to install X patch they day after I already patched the system (sigh...). I see ALOT of companies letting people like sysadmins stay and work from home as the cost of gas keeps going up and they are not willing to pay us more. Eventually, companies who can't pay enough will have to offer an intangible or extra benefit like a free bus pass or working from home otherwise they won't be able to keep people. Moral of story, you want us a large part of the day and sometimes you want us when we're not normally scheduled. If you value us and we get the work done yet spend a hour or so with personal web surfing, then you best leave us alone. Otherwise you may find us doing things during business hours that we probably should not do during business hours(yeah I wanted to get these patches in before I left at my scheduled time so I decided to take the live box down at 2 in the afternoon....saves me from overtime....).

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  78. Judging by the American administration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..you are not alone.

  79. Stupid rather than lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take this quote for example:
    "One of the reasons people gave for wasting time is they feel that they're not being paid appropriately for the work they're doing. And so it is sort of quid pro quo, in that an individual employee's ability to increase his or her pay is limited, but their ability to decrease the number of hours they actually work is not as limited."

    This is a perfect example of the American mind-set. You feel you're not paid enough, so you slack off. If I need to spell it out to anyone: How can you expect to get a raise, salary adjustment, promotion, etc to what you feel is fair, if your solution is to work poorly? Who in their right mind would reward a slacker with more money?? You're digging yourselves into your ruts, idiots!

    1. Re:Stupid rather than lazy by Cyphertube · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reality in the American business model today is that most workers are not paid appropriately for what is supposedly expected out of them. So, the average American worker compensates by downgrading their productivity level.

      While this may seem lazy, often the corporate has erred by locating their corporate offices in the centre of traffic issues, resulting in extended commute times. Workers make up for this by paying bills, ordering gifts, etc. during said expected work time.

      When there is a clear expectation of a possibility of a raise, then most workers will work hard to compete for that raise. Unfortunately, in the current American work climate, the most likely raise would come from changing jobs, hence researching other positions also becomes a way to waste time at work.

      So, in response, the average American worker, if foolish enough to blindly believe that working harder will get them a raise, would more likely work themselves into burnout or at least severe disillusion on your recommendation.

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  80. Re:Lazy is not rescuing people devastated by Katri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a shame that the post above got moderated as "flame bait." People need to be asking these questions but America has been lulled into sleep by the republican party and its mouthpieces, Fox, CNN, MSNBC and all the other "teevee" news outlets, and other types of news outlets including the AP and Reuters.

    Reporters are afraid to ask questions, hard questions, that Bush needs to have asked of him. Why hasn't he caught Bin Laden yet? Isn't Bin Laden the one who attacked us? It's not Saddam Hussein, that's for sure!

    Of course, all these same reporters didn't have a problem grilling Clinton over a blow job, over which no soldiers or citizens lost their lives, no mothers had to cry over their sons at a graveside wondering why he had to die, because of a blow job.

    BUSH KILLS!!

  81. Worthless? by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    These surveys are only worthless if you try to generalize excessively about what they mean. At the very least, a survey like this tells you something about the self-perceptions of the people who responded. Extrapolating to all American workers would be rash, but you could still make inferences about American office workers who have web-access and enough free time to respond to web surveys.

    Every survey tells you something. You just have to be realistic about how far you extrapolate that something.

  82. Unemployment Insurance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since July 30 I only spend 2.09 hours (give or take an hour) each week looking for creative ways to make a mandated 3 job contacts per week to collect unemployment insurance.

    I consider myself one of these "above and beyond" type persons and make 5.

    I have also found some very creative ways to improve my productivity at this task. For example, I get several automated emails each week based on buzzwords in my resume (that are legitmatly there) for positions I simply cannot take because they are out of state. If I can't make my quota of serious job inquiries I fill-out the rest by sending these recruiters an email stating I'm not available to work in Hell, MI but offer my resume for file in case they see somthing in my area.

    In all seriousness, however, I am looking but am in a position that I can afford living on unemployment for a while freeing me up to find the right opportunity rather than having to take the first thing that comes along.

    Having said all of that when I was working I would spend a lot of "unproductive" time finding ways to improve my productivity during the productive times. Admittidly, sometimes I was flat-out unproductive but I also had the reputation of completing all of my projects in one half to one fifth the time my teammates would take so, the way I figured it, my productivity level was still making everyone look bad even when I'd spend half my time "unproductive".

    P.S. Ditto what everyone has said about this sample being pure BS.

  83. So we waste 2 hours a day by rdunnell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you figure people are working 10 or 11 hour days and being "paid" for 8, I figure that means some of us can waste another whole hour and still break even!

  84. Wasting time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any time spent at work is wasted unless your work is something you love. I resent the assumption that one must spend hours each day doing work that she or he dosen't care about just to get by. Technology hasen't progressed enough for us to all work half as much at jobs we don't like? I think it's time for a societal restructuring. People need time to be with their loved ones and pursue activities that they find rewarding (open source maybe?) we might even get more done while not feeling stressed and having fun.

  85. Razy! by dimplemonkey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Garth Brooks, he very very razy!

  86. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  87. He who dares ... by QuatermassX · · Score: 1

    Oh you're right - that part I understood all too well. If my team were the corporate proxy for 'me' then my fortunes rose and fell with the team. And I made certain things went well at all costs. But it IS a strange position to be in, eh? I thought myself successful as a manager when it all ran like some perpetual motion machine. To be honest, I'm rather sick of office life and would much rather be snapping photos or scribbling ... but it pays the (mounting) bills! I suppose I'm actually rather attentive. What I resent is having to sit in a bloody office. THAT I manage to escape fairly regularly. Not too popular with the co-workers on that score - but I no longer have a staff ;-)

    1. Re:He who dares ... by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      A good manager is like a good coach or parent. When they are doing really well, they are taken for granted.

  88. Both! by shatfield · · Score: 3, Insightful

    American workers are lazy. And creative. I think it takes one to drive the other. I for one will spend 2 hours creating a script to do something for me in an automated fashion that takes me 5 minutes to do manually, just so that I don't have to do it manually any more!

    What's creative about it is that what I learn from writing the script can be used in other places, and I can spend some time later trying to find better ways to be even more lazy in the future :-)

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    "To make a mistake is only human; to persist in a mistake is idiotic." Cicero
    1. Re:Both! by PrimeNumber · · Score: 1

      Reminds me a friend I used to work with at a non profit company in central Ky.
       
      He was an all around talented CS guy and the first time confronted with a task, would spend an hour or two writing a perl script to automate the task, then he would never have to worry about it again. His predecessor always manually performed these tasks every day, that took him hours, and he would always complain about deadlines.
       
      It got to the point where my friend show up in the morning, do literally about an hours work, and then slack off the rest of the day by reading a french novel, surf slashdot, or talk about the differences between different linux distros. He was a goldmine of linux and unix information.
       
      So if you are reading this Jason, peace 'dog'.

  89. A scenario by Dormann · · Score: 1
    Dormann's boss: "Dormann, we have observed that while you are doing great work, you also fritter away a good 2.09 hours of potential work each day. That's costing the company and we are getting no apparent benefit. You have to stop that immediately."

    Dormann: "I see. That puts everything in a new light. I quit."

    I strongly doubt that removing intermittent downtime will lead to better work output. Do the world's best sprinters sprint for 8 hours nonstop, aside from a break for lunch?

  90. Lazy is not rescuing people devastated by Katrina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too true! Since you appear to have the ability to think for yourself, I would like to share a book with you that really supports what you say about the media and can enlighten as to why our Government behaves the way it does and sleeps with the World Bank.

    Click here to wake up!

    How do you control a Rebpublic? Control the information you feed the masses and thus influence the way they think. But how can the media be controlled? By the wealthy man who makes sure what is reported is best business for the media outlet and his other interests globally.

  91. Please share with us ... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    the name of the company you work for.

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    1. Re:Please share with us ... by Qui-Gon · · Score: 1

      Isn't it obvious!? Its Compuglobalhypermeganet...

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      waiting to be born...
  92. Americans, Lazy? WTF? by briancnorton · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Americans aren't perfect, but I don't think that ANYBODY could reasonably think that we are collectively lazy.

    The US work week is tied for first as the longest in the industrialized world at an average of 2040 hours. (France is around 1400 by comparison)

    Screwing around at work for 2 hours is extremely reasonable considering that tens of millions of Americans go home after work and keep on working. Then there's overrepresentation of young people by virtue of the fact that it's a web survey. Young people have a strong representation in the retail sector, where screwing off causes little to no economic loss to companies.

    *In general*, if you work hard, you can get ahead. That's the American Dream, and people here are pretty good at it. Just check out the GNP.

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    1. Re:Americans, Lazy? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      --> *In general*, if you work hard, you can get ahead. That's the American Dream, and people here are pretty good at it. Just check out the GNP.

      Apparently not. "If you are born into poverty in the US," said one of its authors, "you are actually more likely to remain in poverty than in other countries in Europe, the Nordic countries, even Canada"

    2. Re:Americans, Lazy? WTF? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      ... and to quote the article

      (the reporter asks a Ethiopian woman why she doesn't go to Europe since, as the parent mentions, she might have a better chance of "making it")

      "What do they ever hope for in Europe? Here they have a law that you can dream to be happy."

      'nuff said.

      -everphilski-

    3. Re:Americans, Lazy? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The US work week is tied for first as the longest in the industrialized world at an average of 2040 hours. (France is around 1400 by comparison)"

      Wow, in a work week consisting of 168 hours, Americans manage to put in an average of 2040 hours of work! I wonder what sort of compression algorithm they use?

      Inanity aside, the statistics may be far more interesting when you consider, say, GNP per capita per work hour rather than simply GNP per capita. Americans may be workhorses, but that says nothing for their efficiency.

      Alternatively, I wonder if other countries' employees waste as much time... We might then compute the most accurate statistics as GNP per capita per actual work hour. This would surely be the most revealing statistic.

    4. Re:Americans, Lazy? WTF? by rjshields · · Score: 1
      *In general*, if you work hard, you can get ahead.
      Unless you happen to be born below the poverty line, in which case your chances are greatly diminished.
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    5. Re:Americans, Lazy? WTF? by rjshields · · Score: 1
      The US work week is tied for first as the longest in the industrialized world at an average of 2040 hours. (France is around 1400 by comparison)
      A healthy work/life balance makes for healthy and happy people. It's kinda hard to maintain that balance when you're constantly stressed from overwork. Also, you might find that French people are actually *as productive* as Americans despite working 30% less, because they are happier and less stressed.
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  93. There are three types of lies... by SqueakRu · · Score: 0

    1) Lies
    2) Damned Lies
    3) Statistics

  94. Yeah, right.... by johnny+cashed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then a bunch of lazy, shiftless fucks will want to work at his company. Some with very good resumés.

  95. I take all the criticism on board, but ... by QuatermassX · · Score: 1

    Actually, I didn't make all that much more than some of the temps. Still, I had some job security and they got sacked after I left the company. I'm not entirely sure that the team would have worked nearly as hard ... and certainly the structure wouldn't have been in place. I worked my arse off at the start ... I prefer to think of my time there as working my way UP and out rather than DOWN and out. Yes, I was promoted.

    1. Re:I take all the criticism on board, but ... by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to come off harsh and insulting (though I always do), but from what you'd said, it sounded like after you set up your system, you did as little work as you could get away with. And how motivating can it possibly be for your workers when you're never in the office? I'm just saying that your group could have been more productive. More than anything else, it sounds as if you had really good team members. How's your current team compared to that?

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      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    2. Re:I take all the criticism on board, but ... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Actually, I hate middle management because they're generally not quite so good at what they do and I end up doing the same thing again and again and again because they can't figure out how to get me out of doing so.

      I'd love to work for someone who didn't want to tell me what to do, because that would mean I wouldn't have to listen to his / her continual commentary about what s/he "knew" needed to be done to accomplish a task s/he wasn't really involved in beyond results.

      It's possible to be an incredible programmer and get stuff done at 2-3x the speed of a bad one, this simply sounds like he's good at stacking the deck for his employees to get everything done properly.

  96. Re:I can waste time by sean23007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Guess what? High school is the real world, kid. If you don't work hard, and just barely pass, you're not going to get into a very good college. And you're going to be used to not working much or very hard, and will be in over your head at even the crappiest of schools. You'll drink a lot and party and have fun and then, after a semester or two, you'll drop out and move back home, and forever look back at how great it was in high school when you were carefree and worthless ... never noticing that you're exactly the same as you were back then. Worthless and carefree. And people still treat you like a kid, because that's all you are.

    Grow up. Do enough to get a B+. And more importantly, work harder on your own stuff than on your schoolwork. High school is a great place to spend several hours a day not at home. You see your friends, and make new ones. But when you go home, do something. Read books. Write computer programs. Learn things that you like learning, and that you like doing. If you've done a lot on your own time, school gets easier. You'll be able to spend even less time doing schoolwork, and you'll get better grades. And, more importantly, you won't have people like me telling you to stop being a complete moron, because you wouldn't be one any more.

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    Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
  97. Who makes up these figures? by scottsk · · Score: 1

    The amount of dollars lost each year by pirated software, MP3 downloads, and now unproductive time seems excessive and unrealistic. I do not know how these numbers are created, and haven't kept a running total. Has anyone made a grand total of money that's lost each year? Is it more than the total amount of money in the world yet? When it is more, will these bogus numbers be questioned?

  98. Brings to mind th 3 qualities of a good programmer by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't remember where I first saw this, but I've remembered it ever since:
    The 3 qualities of a good programmer
    1. Hubris
    2. Impatience
    3. Laziness

  99. Golden parachutes are an obvious place to start by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    Perhaps a study which took a formerly-inconspicuous CEO's salary, and calculated that it wasted more company money than, say, 40 days' solid slacking by a typical employee. Released one week before his pay review, and pushed into a major newspaper.

    She's not inconspicuous, but Carly Fiorina certainly got a great deal when she was fired. Here's an analysis of her severance package. Note at the bottom of the page the comparison between Fiorina and a US Army general. The Army general makes about 10 times more than a private does. Apply that to H-P, and the lowest hire at H-P would be making $370k per year.

    Ten-to-one seems like a pretty broad divide between the highest-paid and the lowest paid. But in corporate America that's an absurdly low ratio. I'm sure there are plenty of people working at H-P who make $35k per year. Fiorina made $3.5M in 2004. So she made 100x the salary of an entry-level person at the company she ran (I know $35k is a high-side estimate).

    Here's the question we need to ask ourselves. Are the Brahmins who run American business really *so* good that they deserve salaries 100x greater than those of their employees? You might be able to make the case that they are, for example in the case of a Gates or a Jobs or a Welch. But the problem is that top-level execs are getting enormous salares *whether they actually produce or not*.

    I have no problem with people making scads of money. But America is going to get buried if we don't start tying executive compensation to actual performance. Judge me by my performance, by all means. Don't watch what I email or worry about whether I'm surfing the Web too much. If I'm fucking up and not producing, fire me. But use the same approach at the executive level, too.

    Of course, this sort of equitable approach won't come to pass until American boards of directors are reformed. They continue to be filled with, you guessed it, O-level people from other companies. They want to keep executive compensation obscenely high, so none of them votes against huge pay packages.

    This sort of thing isn't something the government should get involved in, imho. The market will likely do it for us. American companies will either adopt, by cutting fat at the top, or they'll get blown out of the water by competitors who are organizationally flatter and better at trimming executive waste.

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  100. mnb Re:Amount of time spent at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you seperate out cultural differences?

  101. If necessity is the mother of invention... by Coyote65 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Then 'Laziness' is the father.
    What made this country great is not the wars we've fought or anything like that, but the creative thinking we as Americans apply to a problem to get things solved. You can take as many 'outside America' engineers you want to throw at a problem, be it a new widget or a new whatsit, and 9 times out of 10 the outside America engineers will constrain their thinking to the confines of the box describing the problem. Americans think outside that description box and often times bring serious innovation to the design, instead of just re-fabbing what's come before to fit the current needs.
    If you make me sit and solve problems for the entirety of my work-day and I'll find somewhere else to work that allows for the free flow of ideas and sources.
    I often find myself 'browsing the net' while stuck on a particularly nasty problem I'm trying to fix at work. Probably 90% of the time I think of THE solution when I'm not directly working on it... I think it's called 'dis-associative problem solving' or something like that... Of course, I also get the same effect from a nice long shower. Most of my best ideas have come while soaping under the hot spray.
    (Just my two cents... No insult meant to the Foreign Engies... Call it pride of citizenship on my part)

  102. Silly troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God, someone please mod the parent's arrogant ass down. Didn't even the simple question.

    1. Re:Silly troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! He'll introduce you to his sister!

    2. Re:Silly troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Didn't even the simple question."

      Speak English.

    3. Re:Silly troll. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      I've had his mother, his sister may be worth it!

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  103. "Slack" by Tom DeMarco by richieb · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This book makes great reading on this topic.

    Time spent in the office is easy to measure, but is not necessarily a good measure of productivity. Kind of like "lines of code".

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  104. Rommel Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Quote from legendary German Field Marshal Rommel:

    Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders

    1. Re:Rommel Quote by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders

      Dumb and ambitious: Front line soldiers willing to die, easy to manipulate

      Dumb and lazy: Useful for potatoe-peeling, easy to manipulate

      Smart and ambitious: Gotta keep the competition close, easy to manipulate

      Smart and lazy: my fellow subcommanders will follow my commands without question.

  105. Of course they are "lazy" by 0b11111010101 · · Score: 1

    It goes against human nature to work 40 hours in a cubicle. Here is a quote from William Temple from the 18th century on how to condition the human to an unnatural work week:

    "When these children are four years old, they shall be sent to the county workhouse and there taught to read two hours a day and be kept fully employed the rest of their time in any of the manufacturers of the house which best suits their age, strength and capacity. . . but besides, there is considerable use in their being, somehow or other, constantly employed at least twolve hours in a day, whether they earn their living or not; for by these means we hope that the rising generation will be so habituated to constant employment that it would at length prove agreeable and entertaining to them."

    That is just the nature of society that demands production. We are artificially, and intentionally conditioned to accept unnatural working conditions. Tell a European that you only get 2 weeks vacation per year! Many hunter-gatherer cultures only work 15 hours per week on subsistence tasks.

  106. Oops... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I glossed right over your point. Yes, 5, 6 hour shifts don't fit perfectly into a 168 hour week. At best you'd have 18 hours a week of overtime you'd have to fill. But if you're used to 42 hour weeks with four people, then you should be paying 8 hours of overtime already per week. And working an extra shift every other week isn't so bad when you're working less anyways.

    But, you're right, there are jobs that would be negatively impacted by such a move. Basically, any job where you're expected to do manual labor for 8-10 hours per day. But aren't these the types of jobs we'd like to get rid of anyways? Don't we want to encourage 6-hour-a-day "thinking" jobs and 12-hour-a-day "babysitting" jobs instead? At some point we will want to create disincentives to using humans as automatons. Perhaps not now, but at some point.

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    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    1. Re:Oops... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Basically, any job where you're expected to do manual labor for 8-10 hours per day. But aren't these the types of jobs we'd like to get rid of anyways?

      Who is this 'we'? I don't want to get rid of my job, I need the money to pay for things like food and shelter. The last thing I need is the middle classes saying by job should disappear. If such jobs did go, the same people like you would be complaining about all the people on the dole taking their tax money.

      At some point we will want to create disincentives to using humans as automatons.

      Sure, all we need is about another two hundred years of robot design. By then they could even replace office workers, and we can all just sit on the dole.

    2. Re:Oops... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      I don't want to get rid of my job

      And that's what's wrong with America. We assume the ideal society is one in which everyone goes to work every day. It's not. The ideal society is one in which everyone lounges around doing whatever they feel like every day. Let's find the shortest path to that future, rather than the shortest path to drudgery.

      Along those lines, no matter who you are, you'd rather babysit or repair machines building products than be a machine building products. The difference between those two futures is finding the energy to run those machines, which is the foremost challenge of our times.

      we can all just sit on the dole.

      Again, more touting the benefits of hard work. You're already on the dole, you just don't know it. Your employer gets financial incentives to find work for you. It's corporate wefare, but it ends up benefitting you. The government assumes it's more effective than giving you money directly.

      If the government didn't provide such incentives, the capitalists would have replaced you and 80% of everybody with robots a long time ago. Energy costs would skyrocket. The oil would eventually run out. And we'd be stuck with a bunch of robots that don't run. This is what the president means when he says we'd be better off with more energy than with less.

      By then they could even replace office workers

      You're assuming office workers produce anything anybody needs.

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      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  107. Well shut up and... by linzeal · · Score: 1

    Get ready for the space race. Yee-haw!

  108. re: vacation time - what vacation time? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    The often quoted "2 weeks of vacation per year" doesn't even come into play for some of us. I spent 6 years working for a company that offered us this typical 2 weeks' vacation policy, but my boss would never let us really use it. He kept telling us we had some project or other we were in the middle of that was "too important" for us to be taking off.... He preferred to have H.R. just pay us for the unused days, once it got to the point of "use it or lose it".

    Then, I worked for 3 different companies in a row where I didn't get any vacation time until I worked there for at least 1 year first. And guess what? I didn't stay at 2 of the 3 for any longer than almost exactly 1 year each! In the last case, I was there for about 1 1/2 years, but the company closed its doors and let all of the employees go, before I had the chance to use my vacation.

    Right now, I'm *finally* getting my first "vacation" in nearly 10 years.... collecting unemployment and sitting at home, job hunting.

  109. We're creative! by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

    "[P]of the reason..."

    See how creative the Slashdot editors are today?

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  110. Maybe not a "thanks"... by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    Is it worth giving your blood to the company, working on a idea they themselves don't encourage you to do and are not paying you to do it? What are you going to get in the end, a big "thanks"?
    ...but the bottom line is that you did it anyway. And when you go shopping for a new job you tell your prospective employer all the interesting things you've been up to lately and that you'd like to do them for a company that appreciates them.

    I learned a long time ago that company loyalty in America basically does not exist. Oh, I know there are plenty of people who are loyal to their companies. But that's not my point. I'm saying there's hardly a company in America that has so much a shred of loyalty to its employees. Hell, in the world of public corporations, it's practically illegal to value your employees above the almighty bottom line.

    When a bunch of folks get laid off because of management's poor decisions, the usual story is: "It's a shame, I know. But that's business reality. Deal with it." People are treated like inanimate objects ... it's even become trendy to call employees "human capital" these days. So when my company burns me out, doesn't appreciate me, takes my work and gives me nothing in return, and then I find a better job with somebody else with a nicer job description and more money, and my boss feels all disappointed and betrayed, I say -- "What did you expect? That's business reality. Deal with it."

    Give your boss the opportunity to make you happy, but at the end of the day, if your present company can't do that, it's time to start looking around. Self-interest is not a sin, especially if you have a family to feed.

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    1. Re:Maybe not a "thanks"... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      In the world of public corporations, it's practically illegal to value your employees above the almighty bottom line.

      This is the most insightful thing I've read on Slashdot I've read all week, it made me think, and I wish I had mod points.

  111. Re:Brings to mind th 3 qualities of a good program by Anthony · · Score: 1

    Larry Wall

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  112. you get what you pay for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ill stop being lazy for the right price.
    minimum wage==minimum work effort.

  113. U.s. vs. T.h.e.m. by heroine · · Score: 1

    Unlike them, u.s. employees learn new tricks by looking outside their current employer and hopping jobs. Any single employer just assigns them to one single thing from the time they join until the time they're done. There's a constant need to look outside the company to know what the next big thing is.

  114. working? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once watched a movie on workers at an egg processing plant. For 8-12 hour shifts the workers would crack eggs on conveyor belts for hours on end. I used to enjoy horror movies but after that one I quit. According to the movie 90 + % of the plant workers were crazy/mad.

    To debate how people waste employer anything is pointless unless you are an employer. Employees get wasted by employers not the other way round.

    In conclusion: Go ahead and slack, unless your job description is design of cubicles, office cameras and keystroke software..................

  115. I always do the least I can do by Duck+of+Death · · Score: 1

    That sounds bad, but what I mean is this: My goal is to do my job, and do it well, with the least amount of effort on my part. My goal is get things done fast and get it right the first time. I've created all kinds of little macros, programs and shortcuts that increase my speed and accuracy. I've made every tool available to my coworkers, but no one else uses them. The result is that I'm at least twice as productive as the people I work with (it's measurable). But I don't get paid twice as much. At most, I make 5-10k more. After working like a dog for the first 6 months of this year when we were short staffed and dealing with a couple of big projects, I got a 3% raise (the company is doing fine). After 10 years of "exceeds expectations" or "outstanding" reviews, I no longer feel like working hard. So I've been using my tools for the benefit of MYSELF, rather than my employer. I make sure everything that needs to get done gets done, and any extra time I take for myself. I take 90 minute lunches (I live close by so I go home and see my kids), I surf the web and I socialize. But I always make sure I'm a top producer - just not by so much. So maybe my raise won't be as big next year, but there's not much difference between 2.5% and 3% anyway and there is a huge difference between the way I was feeling about my job a few months ago and the way I feel about it now.

    I guess you could say that I'm both lazy and creative.

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  116. A possible problem with one of your assumptions. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    In my experience, a vast number of programmers are working on internal software projects for systems that are used in-house and are continually being altered over time, not working on products which have formal release dates or which directly account for corporate revenue.

    In those cases, there are no "billable hours".

    Also, in those instances, the 60-80-hour/week crunch time scenarios rarely occur.

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  117. BEING PAID APPROPRIATELY- by ultraworld · · Score: 1

    what does that mean? By any measure, American workers are paid very well, compared to their counterparts in most of the rest of the world. So we need to justify that increased cost with increased value.. Higher productivity. Seriously. Nobody owes us a free lunch. Businesses are not in business to 'provide jobs' they are here to make money.. Its surprising how few people get that.. OTOH, the US *desperately* needs a HUGE increase in the priority we give to education of the jobs of the 21st century will pass us by.. Programming in the near future will be done by software.. Only people with truly creative jobs will be employed. Most people won't be able to hack it and they will be out of work. Nomatter how little they are willing to work for.. Its supply and demand.. Lots of supply and little demand equals low salaries.. Lots of people may starve.. This is no joke.. Under capitalism, business doesnt exist for people, its the other way around.. We exist for them.. Or don't, its your choice.. Yes, maybe we need to change that situation.. But I don't see it happening - people are completely clueless that we need to look ahead and plan for technology's successes in improving productivity's implications..

    1. Re:BEING PAID APPROPRIATELY- by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      We in the US and Canada work many more days per year than our European counterparts, so there is some productivity gain there. Not sure how we compare to Asia, though.

    2. Re:BEING PAID APPROPRIATELY- by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
      FYI: Not sure if you replied to the right post, as I never used the words "being paid appropriately".

      Just letting you know, as the person you are trying to reply to may not have seen your reply.

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  118. and underappreciated by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    ?Today is LABOR DAY. A day to reflect on the HARD WORK that goes into the greatness of this nation. A day which is dedicated to the WORKER.

    And yet, the WORKER is the person least likely to get the day off. For people in upper management, having __________ holiday off is pretty much a given, but the rank and file many times have to ask on a holiday by holiday basis if they have to work and what hours.

    1. Re:and underappreciated by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
      Sadly, if you are working under a service economy, you - indeed - are stuck working on days when others traditionally get off.

      Factory jobs are no longer 'the norm', WalMart is.

      Thanks for reminding me of this sad state of affairs.

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    2. Re:and underappreciated by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Factory jobs are no longer 'the norm', WalMart is.

      Thanks for reminding me of this sad state of affairs.

      What, exactly, is so "sad" about this state of affairs?

      Would you prefer that people work in factories? Would you prefer that the majority of people work in a dirty, possibly non-air-conditioned building where repetitive-motion injuries are common due to the performance of the same motions -- day-in, day-out, for years or even decades?

      Is that really a "better" world? Surely you jest.

      Billions of people around the world would *gladly* work in a non-rugged service job because they are no longer physically worked like animals so much as mentally worked as only humans are capable.

      I suspect you are taking the "sad" service economy we live in for granted...
  119. Depends on the field/skill level by everphilski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Engineer, fresh out of college. I get 3 weeks vacation, 7 personal days, plus the standard federal holidays and three "floating" holidays.

    Basically, it all depends on skill level. More skilled jobs, in general, give better vacation. However, the other variable to consider is some employers offer better pay or other benefits in lieu of vacation. For example, I could have taken another job in town and made 10% more money, but I would have had less vacation and a crappier insurance policy. The safety of the insurance policy and time off to visit relatives who are all several states away was worth it to me.

    -everphilski-

    1. Re:Depends on the field/skill level by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between vacation, personal days and floating holidays?

    2. Re:Depends on the field/skill level by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Vacations are planned. Use them for excursions. Personal days are generally taken on short notice... if your feeling sick, kids get sick, car dies, etc. Floating holidays are a few extra holiday days to make holidays a nice round number. They tack onto major holidays (like thanksgiving or christmas).

      -everphilski-

  120. Re:I can waste time by tooth · · Score: 1

    and wear sunscreen :)

  121. Just 2? by CriminalNerd · · Score: 0

    Wow...I thought people spent more time on IRC than a measly average of two hours a day...=/

  122. Re:I can waste time by CriminalNerd · · Score: 0

    Grow up. Do enough to get a B+. I'm sorry, but since I was brought up from an Asian family, I don't know what you mean by "B+". Were you trying to say "A+++++"?

  123. Kids by DocScience4 · · Score: 1

    You'd have no time but you would find it rewarding. And frustrating. And fun. And costly. And fulfilling.

    / waited a long time to have kids, enjoy them immensely
    / wife and I enjoyed our time of "just us" also
    / both are good, YMMV

  124. Some thoughts on balance by zpok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The US work week is tied for first as the longest in the industrialized world at an average of 2040 hours. (France is around 1400 by comparison)"

    And yet, France with far fewer resources, 7 weeks of paid holidays, a 35 hour workweek and an attitude from here to Indistan, yet they still are the 5th largest economy in the world.

    "*In general*, if you work hard, you can get ahead. That's the American Dream, and people here are pretty good at it. Just check out the GNP."

    There are scores of americans who can't get by even while doing two full-time jobs.

    I'm not out to bash the U.S., just making some points on trying to measure success by looking at GNP and working hours.

    IMO a country that has less working hours with in comparison better GNP has to do better. But that is my opinion, mingled with a somewhat typical Euro-bias (not shared by all Europeans, just very common).

    IMO also one could argue that GNP in the U.S. should be considered gross GNP and should be corrected to include cost of health, parent/child care and stuff like that.

    That's of course considered a private matter in the U.S. but we all have to pay the price somehow or suffer the consequences.

    Bottom line argument: comparing figures with the rest of the world doesn't really work unless you are prepared to compare what the average worker gets or doesn't get for his money and citizenship.

    The cultural dimension is a funny one: Americans tend to downplay the actual amount of state intervention because it implies failure of the system, while in Europe state intervention is a source of pride (and endless grumbling about taxes of course).

    This means that if the U.S. and Europe spend an equal amount on a social issue, it will be criticized in the U.S. (because private initiative HAS to be better) and praised in Europe (because the state MUST care).

    If in that same scenario something goes wrong, the U.S. will argue the state does too much, and Europe will argue the state does too little.

    It's a funny old world...

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  125. Golly, gee, and gosh... by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    Never saw the wage yet that was enough to be worth hustling over. Until I started to work for myself, and discovered that when you do so, you only need to work half as hard to earn your former wage, because you don't have the overhead of all the idiots on the job (anybody here ever have a job where they weren't surrounded by idiots? Show of hands?), plus the tower of managers pocketing 99 cents for every dollar you profit the company. But the converse is, I can no longer goof off and feel justified about it. Hell, if I *sleep* longer than six hours, I wake up mumbling curses at my sloth...you are always your own worst boss!

    My advice to "bosses" who are concerned that their employees aren't slaving like diamond-miners every single second on the clock: compared to what you contribute, be glad they just SHOW UP!

  126. LOC by DimGeo · · Score: 1

    Well, why, counting lines of code would be a great way to measure my performance! You see, theoretical programming tells us there are infinitely many ways a program can be written, each longer than the previous one. So, all I would have to do would be to further perfect my nonsense code generator algorithms. You know, stuff like --i; ++i;, adding input checks inside every code branching, copying and pasting implementations of entire methods... Additional bonus: every design pattern this breaks is a plus, as it assures almost infinite job security!

  127. Reasons for supposedly poor work ethic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reasons are simple:

    1. We no longer have job security, and thus no sense of loyalty or responsibility to the company.

    2. The majority of employers in North America don\'t pay a living wage. (Slashdotters, most of you aren\'t good examples. Do some research. What\'s the median income in the U.S. or Canada? For singles, couples? Compare with cost of living and your own salaries.)

    3. Employers treat employees like shit. We put up with endless BS from \"managers\" of various stripes, we\'re expected to be available 7/24, and the holiday time we\'re allotted is laughable everywhere else in the world.

    Our parents\' generation walked into high-paying lifelong jobs straight out of high school, and have devoted their careers to creating a system of credentialism that is far out of control, and in which basically everyone that comes into the workforce after them is screwed. What kind of fucked-up ethics is that?

    Are we lazy? No. We\'re just protesting against the amazing state of shit that the working world has become.

  128. Example by kisak · · Score: 1

    American workers should follow the example of the POTUS. The work ethics of Bush should get productivity up...

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  129. It depends on what you're measuring. by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    The survey probably assumes that any time you spend away from direct work-related focusing is "wasted" time.

    However if your job involves any amount of "thinking" or "judgement", as mine does, I find that if I take a few minutes to just walk around, very very often my mind finds solutions to things that have been stumping me during the previous hour or two of "focused" work. Happens almost every day.

    You might recall:

    • Newton got the idea of gravity while looking at a falling apple.
    • Einstein formulated part of relativity while watching a tower clock while rising a streetcar.
    • Richard Feynman did path integrals on his bar napkins at a strip joint.

    At least that's what I tell my boss as I'm heading out for a sit-down under a tree/walk around the hottie-desk areas/joyride on the tram/trip to Hooters.

    No really, I do get some of my best ideas in the shower too.

  130. Some facts about France's so-called 35h week by fbonnet · · Score: 1
    The US work week is tied for first as the longest in the industrialized world at an average of 2040 hours. (France is around 1400 by comparison)

    France is around 1560, please don't make us look more lazy than we are. Moreover, we have a higher hourly productivity, and a similar annual productivity. Working less usually means working better.

    Some facts about France's so-called 35h week:

    • 35h is a rough average based on annual rates. You can get e.g. 30h weeks during quiet periods and get 45h peaks sometimes. The 35 hours reform wasn't only designed to work less but also to adapt to fluctuating activity.
    • Most workers either get 35h weeks or 39h with extra holidays (known as RTT Réduction du Temps de Travail, Work Time Reduction). Engineers and execs most often get the latter.
    • Those with 39h weeks get an average of 12 RTT days (the luckiest ones may get up to 25). This actually means around 37h.
    • About half of RTT days are chosen by the employer. They often replace "bridges" (one work day between public holiday and weekend) that we used to get for free. This eats 2-3 days a year.
    • Overtime is frequent, but seldom paid and accounted for. Exec and IT workers are supposed to work 8h a day but routinely work 9h depending on the workload. OTOH you can leave earlier the next day if our boss doesn't mind.
  131. not to validate this by replying during work, but by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    OK, let's say I 'waste' 2 hours a day on the web.

    Does this survey take into consideration that I spent 4 hours last Sunday doing a budget while sitting in my living room? How about the 1+ hours I spend checking emails/messages when I'm not at work?

    Yeah, I spend time on the web 'during work hours'. I spend time working 'during non-work hours'...I still think my company is getting the better end of the deal.

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    -Styopa
  132. Labour Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After waking up from spending a day, hard at work, 'taste testing' cheap beer, I can assure you that I dont feel lazy seein hows I discovered exactly which beers are and are NOT, really, 6pt.

  133. USA is NOT all about short term profits. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Definitly true.

    I'm currently a long term investor. I don't really care how the company is doing today or even this year. I'm looking at it's 20 year prospects.

    Most stores opened aren't profitable for the first 1-5 years. Under the 'quick buck' logic, no new stores would be opened.

    Sure, there's companies that are looking for the 'quick buck'. They also tend to be the ones are are gone within a few years.

    Yes, there's day traders looking to MMF, but like most MMF schemes, they're more likely to loose their money in the long run than the 'slow and steady' approach.

    For companies that aren't as interested in the 'quick buck', look at GE, General Mills, POST cereals, grocery stores, insurance companies, power, etc. They're planning for the next ten to twenty years, and not so much the next quarter.

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  134. Overworked, undercompensated, and exhausted by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    Indulged, entitled.

    "Uncompetitive, indulged, and entitled" does indeed accurately describe our leadership, particularly our president, but that does not describe the average American at all.

    We are on the whole overworked, more often than not underpaid, and almost never get enough vacation or time off to recover. One of the reasons people can't muster up enough energy to be outraged at their plight (and the list of legitimate reasons to be outraged to the point of taking to the streets in just the last 5 years is quite prolific), is because we are simply too exhausted after working a 40, 50, 60, 70, or 80 hour plus week to be bothered to care.

    Which of course, is the intent.

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  135. im' lazy... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 0

    ...but in very creative ways

  136. Bugs by David+Off · · Score: 1

    You know, I've worked on teams where I wished some of the coders just didn't work at all and spent all day on the net. Every time they hit the keyboard they added bugs to the system that I would eventually end up fixing along with the rest of the stuff I had to do. Coding just isn't like building Chevvys.

  137. It's no wonder... by Static11 · · Score: 1

    It's not surprising that workers in America waste away so many hours, given the barbaric state of paid holiday leave in North America. I left Canada four years ago, where I was luckily in the only Province to get three weeks paid holiday. I've moved to Australia, where the minimum paid holidays per year is four weeks, and goes up to six depending on profession. I'll never settle for less than four weeks leave per year again. It's no wonder you're all shooting each other over traffic incidents - I know I'd go mental with only two weeks holiday a year.

  138. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just read your blog.

    You are a typical retard utopian living liberal who doesn't live in the real world.

    Arrogant cunt.

  139. office workers ain't construction workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    office workers ain't construction workers