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  1. firzt pozt on a Beowulf cluster on Guide to Slashdot · · Score: 1

    -Moderate This Up-
    Alright,. I'm the first post!
    Oh yeah, that article would have been so fuckin cool if it was served from a Beowulf cluster!
    Of course, Jon Katz is so stupid, he wouldn't understand. Then again, I saw N47413 P0r7M4N using my FreeBSD machine. She was telling me about the Beowulf cluster she built. She named it "MICROSOFT SUX" because Bill Gates is the DEVIL!.
    LINUX RULZ!! IT REALLY RULZ WHEN IT'S ON A Beowulf cluster!

    (Ah crap, I was logged in AGAIN. I must fix that if I'm ever to become l33t)

  2. firzt pozt!!! Score 3, Insightful on Guide to Slashdot · · Score: 1

    H3y dudz. D0z th15 mak3 m3 hak3r l337 t00?

    (ah crap, I was logged in again)

  3. firzt pozt!!! on Guide to Slashdot · · Score: 1

    H3y dudz. D0z th15 mak3 m3 hak3r l337 t00?

    (ah crap, I was logged in)

  4. Re:skript kiddie on Open-Source Language Translator Opens For Beta · · Score: 1

    At one point I was going to write a program to decrypt 5kr1pt k1dd13 5p3ak. But,. figured,. no. I don't really care what they have to say,. heh heh

  5. I need to try this at work on Open-Source Language Translator Opens For Beta · · Score: 3

    I'll give this a test at the office,. because half the time I don't understand half of what the customers are saying.

    Perhaps I can use it to translate my words to the customer,. so when I say "Ok,. click on My Computer" they don't hear "restart the computer and click on the first icon you see while hitting the esc key and pulling on the power cord".

  6. Re:I'm gettin all goosebumpy,. on Transmeta Details Continue to Unravel · · Score: 1

    Ah,. I didn't know if they had another product out there or something.

    (feeling stupid,.but still goosebumpy)

  7. I'm gettin all goosebumpy,. on Transmeta Details Continue to Unravel · · Score: 1

    I can barly stand it.

    I don't know what it is, or what it does, but I want two of them.

    BTW: Has Transmeta gone public ?

  8. Re:So will Windoze be OEM'd as ``Realistic OS''? on Microsoft Teaming up with RadioShack · · Score: 1

    I think the MS/Tandy team is rather fitting.

    Radio Shack gets stuff others make, puts their name on it and sells it,.. and Microsoft,..well.. does the same thing.



  9. Oh yeah, I remember Mini Elvis on Nanoguitar - The Next Musical Generation · · Score: 1

    It took ahwile,. but it's all coming back to me now.

    I think it was Dice Clay that played the part.

    Heh heh.

    (I still need some sleep)

  10. Of course only one person could play the thing,.. on Nanoguitar - The Next Musical Generation · · Score: 1

    And that one person is Atom Ant.

    Or was that Adam Ant that was the musician ?

    Ok,. so there is only one BUG that could play the thing,.. ATOM ANT !

    Oh yeah,. he's not a bug,..... (everyone!) HE'S A FEATURE !

    Oh man,. I need some sleep.

  11. Super Troll status AKA reveal their IP address on More Moderation Madness · · Score: 3

    I missed the night the Stevens story appeared, so I missed the whole ugly stupidity surrounding the posts from the AC with an attitude.

    Normally, I leave the filtering on to NOT show the moderated posts under 0, but for that article, I went back and changed it to see what all the hoopla was about.

    Needless to say, I was reminded of the time I spent a few minutes in an AOL chat room where I was instantly assaulted by a legion of 14 year old kids who just learned the same words as the AC in the Stevens article.

    I started thinking of what can be done about these faceless, unaccountable children and came up with a rather extreme idea. What if these AC's could be revealed by IP?

    Here's the idea.
    1- Rob could add the ability to log IP addresses per comment. This normally would just sit in an unused database field.

    2- Inform users in the "post comments" section that extreme stupidity and trollish comments could result in a moderator choosing to reveal their IP address.

    3- When someone is in Moderation Mode, they would have the ability to choose something like "Super Troll" which would reveal the IP address of the person who posted the nasty comments.

    4- Using "Super Troll" would use up 2 or all 3 moderation points. This would prevent people from just revealing IP addresses all over the place.

    5- Perhaps, in the case of the Stevens article, if more then one moderator tags the AC as a Super Troll in more then one comment, then all the AC's comments in the article get the IP revealed. Which would then be referred to as Mega Troll.

    Super Troll and Mega Troll would make AC's accountable and trackable. Perhaps the AC in the Stevens article would have not been such an ass if he knew he could become not so anonymous?

    Many web based chat rooms have turned to posting IP addresses after the chat rooms became filled with stupidity. The process seems to work ok.

    Just an idea.

  12. Re:Gates or Clinton? on Extreme medicine: Head Transplants · · Score: 1

    Hmm,.

    Monica gets body,..
    Clinton gets head,..

    Sorry.
    I couldn't resist.

  13. Re:Who supplies the body? on Extreme medicine: Head Transplants · · Score: 1

    Here's the answer then.

    I get my head swapped with one of the Barbi Twins. I get her body for awhile, play with her boobs, then I get my body back, just in time for her to slap my face (which is now re-attached to my body).

    But would it all be worth it ?
    .

  14. Re:Agreed on Windows 2000 to provoke domain game · · Score: 1

    First posting sucks,..
    Let me be the FIRST to announce,..

    "LAST POST!"

    Ok,. now no one else make comments please...


  15. Re:nt kernel is old too on Windows 2000 to provoke domain game · · Score: 1

    "in fact winnt is posix compatible I am a unix guy but nt has its place too"

    Yes, I agree. At my work I have a very nice oak desk. For fear of wrecking the wood, I use the NT4 CD as a coaster. It's very effective.

    It's been working great for over 4 months. Who says NT is worthless.

  16. So, does this mean,. on New Cyberlaws · · Score: 1
    If I won't be able to link to these sites, I'll have to take down all my Amsterdam links (cuz you can buy the "stuff" there).


    Remove all my gardening links (cuz I could use that information to grow the "stuff", plus it might contain the words 'growing' and 'pot').


    Take down any link which may contain references to hydroponics and wide-spectrum lighting (cuz I might use that information also for growing "stuff").


    I'd also have to remove the link to Crack.LinuxPPC.Org


    Could I leave the link to a page entitled "Methamphetamine - for fun and profit"?

  17. Down Times on Microsoft /asks/ "Crack this machine" · · Score: 1

    No, they won't admit to downtime because of software and OS problems OR a crack.

    I just checked out the "status" page at the site and they are blaming downtimes on router failure, networking problems and thunder.

    I want to know what the hell router they use that is SO affected by thunder. I live on the Oregon coast and our Cisco router has never even blinked, and we get some nasty storms around here.

    I one would think they'd take more care on a test machine. Do you think they just plugged everything into a outlet with no UPS or surge even?

    Odd if you ask me.

    (from the website)
    8/3/99 Events

    3:22pm - Network connections down due to router failure, possibly related to thunderstorms and power failures in the area

    2:59pm - Network connections intermittently up

    12:40pm - Network connections down due to router failure

    11:02am - Services restarted

    10:47am - Some services failed after reboot

    10:45am - Reboot because the System log was full

    10:30am - Network connections down due to router failure

  18. Re:Smart move for Microsoft on Microsoft /asks/ "Crack this machine" · · Score: 1

    I got this. Looks like a new IIS 5.0. Good, another product from our friends I don't have to use.

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0
    Content-Location: http://windows2000test.com/Default.htm
    Date: Wed, 04 Aug 1999 05:14:37 GMT
    Content-Type: text/html
    Accept-Ranges: bytes
    Last-Modified: Wed, 04 Aug 1999 01:58:16 GMT
    ETag: "e0711dd11cdebe1:a4a"
    Content-Length: 7103

  19. And the Martian's answer back,. on Broadcasting Spam into Space · · Score: 1

    REMOVE.

    Not bad for our first interplanetary communication.

  20. There WAS life on the moon,. on Lunar Prospector Ready To Land On Moon · · Score: 1
    I can see it now,.

    Prospector smashes into the only place on the moon that could have sustained life. Whoops.

    Wouldn't that be a bummer.

  21. Re:Entertech on A Brief History of Squirt Gun Technology · · Score: 1
    I think a lot of tech oriented people probably destroyed appliances in a similar manner when they were young(er).

    Everytime my wife sees me with tools, she gets nervous. But, after all her complaining, the washing machine still works.

    (anyone got a cheap dryer for sale?)

  22. Re:Buttered Cats... on A Brief History of Squirt Gun Technology · · Score: 1

    The way I remember it was,

    The buttered bread fixed to the back of a cat produced anti-gravity. The cat would just sit, suspened in air because of the confused state in the laws of nature.

    However, when I attempted this on my cat, the poor thing imploded. I would suspect from the,....

    ..WAIT!?! This was about squirt guns.

    Supersoakers are cool.

  23. Re:What's the problem? on Deep Linking Troubles Continue · · Score: 1

    I think if they want to prevent people from deep linking to content, they should hire less lawyers and better webmasters.

    It looks like http://www.unistudios.com is running Apache, so a basic way to prevent this would be a simple .htaccess file with a {HTTP_REFERER} RewriteRule.

    This may not stop everyone, and may not stop some older browsers, but it would help.

  24. Re:Time for a GPL'd cross platform solution on Microsoft and AOL Fight Over Instant Messaging · · Score: 1

    GimICQ, the ICQ client for BeOS doesn't display banners either.

    I like GimICQ better then the Windows ICQ too. They have a frog for a mascot, which is much better then the stupid flower.

  25. Re:The Gates have two sides... on Microsoft and AOL Fight Over Instant Messaging · · Score: 1

    Heh heh,.
    You know how I handle the Outlook default problem? I send a reply back to the sender using outlook and let them know Outlook tried to send Melissa to me.

    Or,.

    I send them an e-mail back that says,.

    "shpo#$ $^& $nnjsn hjapoi$u md. hd$#uh, hsduh{}uds hsduh ]hdsioa mn_kdfh. hj s[dhjhj dsh eias hjds hsd54u dsawoi d::shj."

    Of course I add html font size=7 and blink tags.
    He he