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Transmeta Details Continue to Unravel

KrisJon writes "Redherring has some info on Transmeta's pending announcement of its product line." It comments about Torvald's keynote today (and it says he won't spill the beans, but that The Transmeta Website should update and actually contain content tonight). Update by RM: as of 9 p.m. EST there was new content on Transmeta's Web site. Not much, but more than it had before. Read the HTML for the secret message.

327 comments

  1. ssh by thermal_noise · · Score: 1

    But which version is that...? What do we
    know about this one?

    You know what to do boys and girls. Be nice.

  2. I Know what this is! by walla · · Score: 1

    It's a reference from the Cronenberg movie "Videodrome". I believe it's the very *last* 2 lines:

    Long live the new flesh!
    See you in Pittsburgh.

  3. Re:REAL Transmeta Secret Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darn. Read the message at least if you are going to moderate it.

    Rebundant. Duh! READ IT!!!

  4. Re:But I'm disappointed by AndyL · · Score: 1

    Yea, but it'll be 10 times more powerfull then any fusion reactors made by Intel.

    Actualy, I'm hoping they're making wearables. But I'm not holding my breath.

  5. Re:Actually... by Aussie · · Score: 1

    The AC is correct.

    Mr Burns calls it Garbo.
    Everybody else calls it Gabbo.

  6. font by Mr.+Quick · · Score: 0

    that's a nice looking font they got there. oh yeah, that processor thingy sounds neat too.

  7. Re:I'm reminded of the SEL 32 by T-Ranger · · Score: 2
    The NSA dosent have any secret facilities off in never-never land.. There HQ is at Ft. Mead, Marryland, and thats where they have acers of Crays. This is by no means a secret.

    It is doubtful that they would, at any time in there past, have found a computer especialy good since they can get at its insides... with there budget they always ordered customizations on there computers, and the /bought/ there mainframes, something that nobody dose/did (every one else from banks on down leases em).

    For god sakes, there recruting EE's to desigin computers from the chip up, and they have on site fabs.

    At least have a credable story... Its clear to me that your friend was at Area-51.

  8. Re:Can we moderate CmdrTaco? by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    -1, URLs that are not links
    We need another moderation category

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  9. Re:Secret Message by Q*bert · · Score: 2
    This sounds to me like Linus's style of diction. What do the rest of you think?

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  10. I saw feet on the page. GNOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Nassah+The+Zerg! · · Score: 2

    It will run gnome, no Linux/Gnome/GNU/whatever!

    Where can I preorder one ?

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  11. Re:Debian and Dreamcast by Q*bert · · Score: 2
    That's it, on January 19 I'm going to be installing Debian on my new Crusoe-based Dreamcast ][ while eating a Cinnabon. Pleasure overload!

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  12. Re:REAL Transmeta Secret Message by severed · · Score: 1

    Thank You, Kind AC.... Looks like somebody with some moderation points has gone a little "redundant" happy.... Or perhaps, it is a Transmeta Agent, trying to put the lid back on "the truth," or even worse, a Juridian spy!

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  13. Ball Semiconductor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ball Semiconductor have been working quietly away on a process which uses small, cheap spheres of silicon instead of expensive slices. Maybe that's where the ball bit comes from. I didn't think they were ready for production, but their fab is potentially very cheap to make once perfected. Vik :v)

  14. Re:Sheesh guys by Chemical · · Score: 1
    I agree. Isn't Linus a programmer? Not an engineer.

    Some guy at work told me for his computer science major he had to design an OS kernel. Linus didn't do anything miraculous. He was just lucky. It was everyone else who made Linux what it is today. All this Linus worship is completly uncalled for.

  15. Re:Keynote is archived here by modulus · · Score: 1

    I just get a little audio blurb that says that the selected video is unavailable and to check back one half hour after the completion of the event...
    check my post time.

  16. Re:out of order Source = Crusoe? by xHost · · Score: 1

    no, afiak ... it means u can program the chip to adapt itself to be as efficient as possible to the given task .. playing quake .. let it do just fp number crunching ... etc etc

  17. Re:Debian and Dreamcast by osu-neko · · Score: 1
    Don't forget Bill Gates' Corbis. See, Bill does innovate. He put a cute little box around the swirly logo.

    Naw, the "box" is supposed to represent a window. He's just milking the Windows interface for all its worth...

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  18. Sheesh guys by extrasolar · · Score: 3

    I wonder if they hired Linus for marketing.

    But geese guys! Linus is an excellent coder from what I've heard but this reminds me way too much of the celebrity worship I despise so much in the mainstream. Now my comrades do the same in our bailiwick?

    Please, say it ain't so? There isn't even anything worthwhile on the page and people already want to by one or four!

    I am very skeptical with this new chip. Especially with so many people are going to fall over each other to buy one. I certainly hope everyone will wait for this chip to prove itself before we all hop on the bandwagon.

    Also, think about this: Which one do you want to win? Linus the marketer or Linus the coder? In other words, let this chip be succesful on its own merits. Linus shouldn't be a factor.

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    1. Re:Sheesh guys by drix · · Score: 3

      A little of both. Sure, they probably could have found a better coder - one w/o a family and completely willing to put in those 80 hour weeks for a year straight until shipping time, for example - but on paper it works so well - put the guy who wrote the operating system from the ground up in charge of writing code to load operating systems from the ground up. You can't find one single person who created Windows, Solaris, or OS/2, but with Linux, it all started with one guy. It's perfectly fitting for him to be doing what he is doing now.

      On the other hand, this company is all about "names" - Linus, David Ditzel, VC funding from one of the most reputable firms in the valley. Plus, it's great psychological ammunition for your competitors. Take a bunch of names that are constantly in the press, stick them at an ultrasecretive company - to my knowledge, they don't even have a PR department - and you end up with an extremely volatile mixture, so to speak. Intel is sweating a lot more bullets right now than they would be if Transmeta had announced their product years ago as is standard to drum up buzz around the net and in RL. It's a smart move.
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    2. Re:Sheesh guys by moonboy · · Score: 2

      Rather than "celebrity worship" as you term it, I prefer to think of it as tremendous respect. I, for one, really appreciate what Linus has done. There is also some amount of pride involved. It's a great feeling to see something (Linux) that I have been using for over two years now, go from a small kernel to something so fantastic. (I like the saying "Big trees from little acorns grow.") In line with this sentiment, it's great to see someone like Linus (who most Linux users feel is one of us, so to speak) involved with a potentially revolutionary product. It's somewhat of a geeky trait, I suppose, to be excited about and look forward to the newest, latest, greatest, technology.

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    3. Re:Sheesh guys by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 1

      (I like the saying "Big trees from little acorns grow.")

      I like saying, "Big trees grow from little acorns." That way, I don't sound like Chief Nokahoma.

      Go Braves!

    4. Re:Sheesh guys by moonboy · · Score: 2

      What a comedian! (Don't quit the day job ;-)

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  19. Geek company by Chilli · · Score: 1
    Transmeta seems to be a geek company. Not only do they employ our beloved Linus, they also run their Web server on Linux and have secret messages hidden in their HTML source. The Web page is also rather plain, not overstyled, and the source is clean HTML.

    Chilli

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  20. Re:THIS is what I was waiting for... by osu-neko · · Score: 2
    ...I held my breath all weekend...

    Now that is an impressive announcement.

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  21. transmeta page... by dayeight · · Score: 1

    they're ripping of the debian logo and the gnome footprints. wowzers

  22. Re:Enough with the circles already by Chemical · · Score: 1
    Whats the deal with all the companies that have circles for their damned logo. The one that pisses me off most is Lucent's coffee stain logo.

    I think when I start my company I'll just randomly spill some ink on blotter papper and use that as my logo.

  23. Re:I've got it! by BluBrick · · Score: 2

    Yes Crusoe is an anagram of source.

    But, it could also be that this whiz-bang new microprocessor turns out to be the CURE to all your Operating System woes.

    It may be the CORE of some sort of Universal System.

    It may even claim to guarantee that U SCORE, but I doubt it.

    Or it could be just another RUSE by the COmpany.


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  24. GoogleScout says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google Scout says..
    Rise
    Linus's homepage
    IDT WinChip
    Linux/m68k
    Linux Kernel Archives
    ...more...

  25. Re:I would... by ainsoph · · Score: 1

    at the expense of karma say... I would venture that your .sig is quite offensive.

  26. Re:It's quite simple really by mcjulio · · Score: 1

    Anybody want a peanut?

  27. I Know What Transmeta Is !!!!!!!!! by mochaone · · Score: 3

    It's people!!!! It's people!!!!!! Transmeta is people!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:I Know What Transmeta Is !!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, perhaps that explains the Crusoe processer's codename... GREEN

    2. Re:I Know What Transmeta Is !!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha!! Someone mark this man up!

  28. My real prediction for Transmeta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I watched the webcast of Linus's keynote with drool dripping from my gaping maw, but I didn't care. Implicit in his address was the future of Crusoe. Lets review some of the things he said:

    1. Linux needs to be more scalable.
    2. Linux must be faster in web servers.
    3. Mobile/Wireless comps must not be lacking in functionality.
    4. Linux needs lower power consumption.

    Where will we see all of these facts put together? There are a few examples. We'll see it in PDA's (wouldn't you love to run a web server on your Palm V?). We'll see it in set top boxes which will soon be fully functional PCs. And IMO the coolest, sexiest application, we can see this in wearable computing. Where else would you absolutely want all of these? You need a fast, light, powerful, compatible machine on you back to run all of those things like personal webcams and heads up displays. I think Crusoe will be used very much in new approaches to wearable CPUs, and that is a Good Thing.

  29. Re:Linus's Involvement by odaiwai · · Score: 2

    You gonna smoke that whole thing by yourself or are ya gonna pass it 'round?

    dave ";)"

  30. Transmeta and Debian by bgdarnel · · Score: 2

    You know, that Crusoe logo looks an awful lot like the Debian logo.

    1. Re:Transmeta and Debian by SPK · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least those little feet weren't Gnome feet ... that would be too much.

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    2. Re:Transmeta and Debian by shango+dee · · Score: 1

      ... and the lightwave logo.

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  31. Transmeta's web site IPs by jeep · · Score: 1

    Did you noticed that TM's website is mapped onto 3 different IPs...

    Name: www.transmeta.com
    Addresses: 209.10.41.232, 209.10.41.233, 209.10.41.231,

    I think they were anticipating the /. effect :-)
    I understand them, they have been making us holding our breathes for years...

  32. Re:the real news is of course... by mcc · · Score: 1

    i realize GIF wasn't the important part of your message, but it may be worth noting (as others in this thread have) that the /images directory actually contained one PNG:
    http://www.transmeta.com/images/arrive2.png
    there were also GIF and JPG versions of this same image.
    strange things..

  33. THIS is what I was waiting for... by sparkmanC · · Score: 2
    Ooooh, I held my breath all weekend for ....

    An Announcement of a future Announcement!!!

    what a letdown.

    1. Re:THIS is what I was waiting for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to say it, but "I told you so".

      I said all along that the "announcement" this weekend woudl be nothing more than announcing an announcement.

      *yawn*

      Get back to us Transmeta when you actually have something, as opposed to your continual hyped bullshit.

    2. Re:THIS is what I was waiting for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a convincing case you present against my argument.

      NOT

      Seems you can't deny what I said, so you have to resort to insults.

      How sad.

    3. Re:THIS is what I was waiting for... by Royster · · Score: 1

      You, Anonymous Coward, have very little credibility given all the crap spouted under the name. Get a nick and we'll talk.

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  34. Re:Secret Message by jeep · · Score: 1

    My little brother Laurent will be 19 on 19th January...

    I've told it to a friend that I found it very funny :
    The Transmeta processor coming out on a 19th January, when my brother'll be 19. This is also the last 19th January of the century of the 19xx years so everything is well tought :-)

  35. Secret Message by Hanzie · · Score: 3

    From the source:
    ---------------------
    !---Yes, there is a secret message, and this is it:
    Transmeta's policy has been to remain silent about its plans
    until it had something to demonstrate to the world.
    On January 19th, 2000, Transmeta is going to announce and demonstrate
    what Crusoe processors can do.
    Simultaneously, all of the details will go up on this Web site
    for everyone on the Internet to see.
    Crusoe will be cool hardware and software for mobile applications.
    Crusoe will be unconventional, which is why we wanted
    to let you know in advance to come look at the entire Web site
    in January, so that you can get the full story and have access to all
    of the real details as soon as they are available.---

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    1. Re:Secret Message by Trojan · · Score: 1

      In many civilized countries people are allowed to drink at 18. In Holland you're allowed to drink beer and wine at 16.

    2. Re:Secret Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait until your 21st...

    3. Re:Secret Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, it will be one day AFTER my 22nd birthday! Anyone else have a birthday on/near the 19th?

    4. Re:Secret Message by Negadecimal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 22nd birthday on the 19th. Cool.

    5. Re:Secret message by Natedog · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...that message is very secret

      Yes, there is a secret message, and this is it:
      Transmeta's policy has been to remain silent about its plans
      until it had something to demonstrate to the world.
      On January 19th, 2000, Transmeta is going to announce and demonstrate
      what Crusoe processors can do.
      Simultaneously, all of the details will go up on this Web site
      for everyone on the Internet to see.
      Crusoe will be cool hardware and software for mobile applications.
      Crusoe will be unconventional, which is why we wanted
      to let you know in advance to come look at the entire Web site
      in January, so that you can get the full story and have access to all
      of the real details as soon as they are available.

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    6. Re:Secret Message by Klaas · · Score: 1

      heh. this is fun. 20th for me too, but I'll be in Peru, and I don't think I'll have internet access. shoot.

    7. Re:Secret Message by Mike+A. · · Score: 1

      Looks like this story will have a home game: How many copies of the new "secret message" are going to be posted before the story's archived? :-)

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    8. Re:Secret Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool. It'll be on my 20th birthday. Unfortunately, on that day, I'll be too drunk to care =-)

    9. Re:Secret Message by UuCon · · Score: 1

      21st on the 7th. woohoo!! Party!!
      Actually, i think I'll probably be recompiling my kernel or something...Anytime my parents can get me away from school and come home, I'm stuck -- so I'll just compile a bunch of stuff on my 21st birthday...WOW! doesn't that sound like lots of fun!? of course it is. :)

      maybe ill feed the dog some beer.

  36. Transmeta ist menschfleisch! by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

    An obscure Wumpscut reference for the goths out there.

  37. all speculation by jon_c · · Score: 1

    but check this out:

    "Even though Transmeta's patents indicate that its chips are x86 compatible, it isn't a given that it will join the bloody desktop PC battle. Its most recent patent describes a type of "code-morphing" hardware and software that is, as the patent says, "an apparatus for enhancing the operation of a microprocessor, which is less expensive than conventional state of the art microprocessors, yet is compatible with and capable of running application programs and operating systems designed for other microprocessors at a faster rate than those other microprocessors.""

    the key here is "code-morphing". i'm betting that somehow the linux kernal will be able to run much closer to the hardware.

    of course this would mechnision would have to allow for new patchs, and most likely other OS's. very interesting idea if i'm right.

    i'm not right.. hey maybe i should patent it. hehe

    -Jon


    (no comments about be spelling please)

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  38. One of the turning points? by EverCode · · Score: 1

    Could the release of the Crusoe be one of the turning points in the history of the computer industry?

    I think so.

    I believe so because I believe Transmeta is aiming to put a computer in most everyone's hand. Their processor is likely aimed to be used in a very flexible Palm platform type of implementation up to the "almost a PC" product form.

    Maybe down the road they will look towards the PC moshpit, but right now low-end computing is where the real money can be made.

    E

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  39. So it seems the CPU rumors were true. by Nuke+Skyjumper · · Score: 2

    It's nice to know all of our sleuthy deductions were right on the money. Transmeta is working on a new CPU.

    And check out their hidden message. This time it exists- and it points out that on January 19th, 2000 we will see what their Crusoe processor can do. It will be on the webpage.
    Cool stuff :)

    But i wonder... what's Linus' involvement in all of this?

    1. Re:So it seems the CPU rumors were true. by /dev/kev · · Score: 2

      But i wonder... what's Linus' involvement in all of this?

      Isn't it obvious?... To grab attention.

      There is no way Transmeta would be getting this much slashdot coverage (or media coverage in general) if they hadn't hired Linus. Who would care if there wasn't this tether relating it back to Linux?

      Instead they got arguably the god of the Linux world, allied (sp?) everyone's fears by letting him keep working on the kernel, and kept their mouths shut about what they're doing. The result? More media attention and speculation than in a marketroid's wet dream. Their only concern now is that they can deliver, because if they can't, as the saying goes, "There'll be hell to pay"...

      Oh, there are some people who think Linux is working on getting the Linux kernel to work on their new CPU, but that's waaaay too predictable for my liking. :)

      The thot plickens...

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    2. Re:So it seems the CPU rumors were true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I would know..., but he would optimize the other programmer's code to make it run faster.

    3. Re:So it seems the CPU rumors were true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says Linus can just work on Linux? He's a damn good hacker and supposedly Crusoe has as much to do with software as hardware... not to mention it'll need an OS to run...

    4. Re:So it seems the CPU rumors were true. by socratic+method · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to take this opportiunity to remind everyone that Linus is not only the father/God of Linux, I'd imagine that he is also quite the expert on the i386-based microprocessors in general. Transmata promisies that "Crusoe will be unconventional" and holds patents for "emulating" the i386 chip faster than ever.

      I, for one, am more excited than ever.

      SM

  40. Re:VIEW PAGE SOURCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gawd. Shaddup already.

  41. Secret message on the Transmeta page by inl101 · · Score: 0

    [---Yes, there is a secret message, and this is it:
    Transmeta's policy has been to remain silent about its plans
    until it had something to demonstrate to the world.
    On January 19th, 2000, Transmeta is going to announce and demonstrate
    what Crusoe processors can do.
    Simultaneously, all of the details will go up on this Web site
    for everyone on the Internet to see.
    Crusoe will be cool hardware and software for mobile applications.
    Crusoe will be unconventional, which is why we wanted
    to let you know in advance to come look at the entire Web site
    in January, so that you can get the full story and have access to all
    of the real details as soon as they are available.--->

    1. Re:Secret message on the Transmeta page by inl101 · · Score: 1

      whoops, missed the scoop by 2 posts

  42. What a tyop is... by ToastyKen · · Score: 2

    OBVIOUSLY a "tyop" is a "Ty Operation", that being a command which operates on beanie babies...

  43. osuneko(whirlpool)iname(spot)com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    osu-neko=tomcat(?) with a whirlpool in his email address. He's sure milking this swirly thing for all its worth...

  44. Significant transmeta problems. by Denor · · Score: 5

    This change is only for the worst, everyone. We all thought that the Crusoe would be our salvation, that Transmeta and Linus would invent something that would destroy Microsoft and all that is non-open source. In short, we looked to Transmeta for our salvation. But we will not find it. Why? It is as simple as it is shocking: The transmeta homepage once carried an announcement that it was y2k compliant.

    That announcement is no longer there!

    Let the mourning begin.

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    1. Re:Significant transmeta problems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that the web page, simple as it is, already has a bug. The ALT text on the second phrase is the wrong one. I mean, come on, how hard can it be? These people cannot put together a two-page web site with two tables and a few .gif's, they want to revolutionize the microprocessor scene? I'm not holding my breath.

    2. Re:Significant transmeta problems. by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Not to mention that the web page, simple as it is, already has a bug. The ALT text on the second phrase is the wrong one. I mean, come on, how hard can it be? These people cannot put together a two-page web site with two tables and a few .gif's, they want to revolutionize the microprocessor scene? I'm not holding my breath.


      Are you SURE it's a mistake? Maybe it's intentional! Quick, let's go analayze it!! Hurry before they cover it up!!

      Kintanon

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    3. Re:Significant transmeta problems. by BobLenon · · Score: 1

      Yea, true, but why do you think they arent Y2k compliant, it wont be released until Januray 19, 2000. So it'll beet the Y2k bug, instead it will have the Y2100 bug. :))

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    4. Re:Significant transmeta problems. by pb · · Score: 1

      Ah, no, it's even worse, that might not even be 1/19/00, it could be 1/1/900 (!)

      Once you break Y2K compliance, who can trust a two-digit date format? :)
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    5. Re:Significant transmeta problems. by Cvandal · · Score: 2

      So they'll beet the y2k bug, does that mean we will relish the results?

      Is this going to seriously degrade my posting karma, or yam I chest nuts?

  45. Re:I've got it! by greenrd · · Score: 1
    more-or-less runs source code

    Um, that wouldn't be very sensible. A JIT compiler for Java, for example, doesn't compile source code, it compiles bytecodes into native codes. Since bytecode can be considered an assembly/machine language for an abstract virtual machine, it's effectively an optimising cross-assembler - the word "compiler" in the phrase "just in time compiler" is a bit misleading.

  46. Re:I've got it! by greenrd · · Score: 1
    If you knew anything about CPU design you would know that CPUs now often contain (onboard), routines written in microcode (which is a level below "machine code" as traditionally understood). These microcode routines could be open sourced, as they are just software.

  47. Re:Debian and Dreamcast by spazimodo · · Score: 1

    January 19, 2000= 1 19 2000 1+1+9+2+0+0+0=23 23!!!!!!!!!!
    -Spazimodo

    Fsck the millennium, we want it now.

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  48. Re:REAL Transmeta Secret Message by /dev/kev · · Score: 1

    I for one actually tried that URL... Not sure why, but that didn't stop me. :)

    Transmeta are probably going to be awful perplexed by all the /super/sekrut/message/index.html entries in their errors log. :)

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  49. don't forget by Alton · · Score: 1

    Crusoe->Debian->Dreamcast->Cinnabon->Corbis

    Don't forget Sybase too.

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  50. What is a CPU designed for "mobile applications" ? by renoX · · Score: 1

    It don't understand this, it may be a buzzword or not.

    It may means:
    a) low power
    b) mobile as in designed for radio-communication use ??? (having some DSP-like instruction?)

    Come on, you slashdotters, any idea ?

  51. Re:Y2k non-compliant webpages (marginally ontopic) by Skybert2 · · Score: 1

    Well, checking the JavaScript docs, it seems getYear returns two-digit year for 1900-1999, and four-digit year for others. So the code _is_ y2k compatible. For JavaScript 1.3+, one should use getFullYear instead.

  52. it's interesting to note... by cswiii · · Score: 2

    ...that Transmeta owns "CRUSOE.COM", which also points to the same place.

    I've not searched for any other domains, though.

  53. Re: Transmeta and mobile computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    clock speed forever!!! wintel rules!!!!

    microsoft
    microsoft,
    i'll bet your dick
    never goes soft.

    Billy gates
    billt gates
    why are you the one
    that everybody hates?

  54. Is there a play on the date by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    It seems strange that they would be announcing things on January 19, 2000. Is this a play on numbers?

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    1. Re:Is there a play on the date by SgtPepper · · Score: 1

      1/19/2000

      1 + 19 = 20

      20 + 2000 = 2020

      2020 is 30 years shy of the predicted date of The Grand Unified Theroy and 30 is ( coincedently i'm /sure/ ) The Age Linus is going to be at the launch of the Crusoe ;-) It's all coincedence trust me. I know nothing, and if i told you all i knew, i'd have to kill ya.

  55. Blah to Mobile! by LordStrange · · Score: 1
    A processor for mobility is irrelevant. I want a REAL computer in my hand, not something so underpowered as to be relegated to the mobile market.

    The only useful advance for mobile computing would be chip-set, accessory, etc integration ON ONE CHIP and better power supplies. Much better power supplies.

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  56. Re:the real news is of course... by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 1
    >

    Well, as far as I know, every copy of the kernel source has a file: /usr/src/linux/Documentation/logo.gif

    Or is Tux distributed as some other format now?
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  57. Re:DIG @ns.best.com transmeta.com axfr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    j00 r 50 31337!!!!! wear can i g3t ur m4d 5k1llzz?

  58. Where Systems Engineering Laboratories is now. by penguinicide · · Score: 2
    Systems Engineering Laboratories was founded in 1961 (which by the way manufactured one of the first 32 bit minicomputers) was purchased by Gould Incorporated in 1980 to become Gould Computer System Division. The were then purchased by Encore Computer Corporation in 1988. The name changed a bit later to become Encore Real Time Computing after they started working with such systems.

    You can read all about it here.

    They don't seem to have the SEL32 anymore (looks like it was incredibly old), but they do have a neat reflective memory technology.

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  59. If it needs Coprocessor 'Friday' by ak · · Score: 1


    Will Crusoe have a companion 'Friday' or will
    it remain alone on that island of obscurity ?

    Maybe OS-port for it can be named 'Friday' :-)

    -ak
    [ref: Robinson Crusoe who was shipwrecked ...]

  60. Cruose Logo? by jonr · · Score: 1

    If I see another swirly logo, I'm going to puke!
    Enough already!
    (Sorry, it's early, and I'm behind schedule!) :(

    J.

  61. Re:But are they going to explain... by osu-neko · · Score: 1
    INTP? I believe that's been renamed INTEGERP in CL. ;-)

    (Note to the humor imparied: yes, I know what a Meyer-Briggs test is, no need to reply explaining. Considering it's a personality test result, it's somewhat amusing to note that INTEGERP used to be called FIXP in MacLisp...)

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  62. Dreamcast - Cinnabon - and Crusoe by SonicRED · · Score: 1

    Nice logos huh? I wonder if there will be a copyright war.

    1. Re:Dreamcast - Cinnabon - and Crusoe by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Debian's logo. Have people lost so much creativity that a swirl suffices as a logo? The swirl says nothing of Debian's distro, Dreamcast's power or Crusoe's hardware. Guess that's what happens when nerds make logos instead of graphic designers.
      Don't take offense to this, fellow geeks, it's all in good fun. And go watch Pi again. I think that's the hidden reason behind all these swirly things.

  63. Actually... by Brian+Knotts · · Score: 2

    I think you're talking about GABBO!

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  64. Source for your sig by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

    I would email you privately, but you don't provide your email address, so I can only hope you read this..

    I really like your sig. Do you have a source for that? (I'd rather not quote it unless I know it's not a joke.)

    Thanks.

    1. Re:Source for your sig by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

      Unforunately, that RealVideo clip on that page for the specified link appears to be wrong. It seems to be some sort of fund-raising speech in Marietta, Georgie to this "M.U.S.T." program, not a talk to 5th graders.
      :(

      I've emailed the C-SPAN folks about their broken link. Hope they fix it.

    2. Re:Source for your sig by MindStalker · · Score: 2

      http://www.c-span.org/Campaign2000/gwbushspeeches. asp

      its the 4th one down.. its real audio.. and no I didn't have the time to listen to it myself but you can if you want to conferm the quote.

  65. Re:It's quite simple really by toriver · · Score: 1

    You mean I'll lay down my sword, you'll lay down your rock, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

  66. Re:Other interesting things on their site by monstar · · Score: 1

    no. i'd say he'd be embarrased.

  67. Re:reverse vaporware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, this whole thing has me remembering a Pinky & The Brain episode where Brain gets a similar idea where he never shows his product, but runs an infomercial talking about it for a half an hour that makes people go mad trying to buy it before he actually shows it, and it's THIN AIR! Now that's vaporware!

  68. Moderators screw up too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple answer: one of the moderators screwed up and scrolled one too far down the list. This is
    a big problem when you use the intellimouse to scroll through pages.

    Hey, moderators screw up too, you know.

  69. A Non-Secret Secret Message? by nevets · · Score: 1

    I always wondered why the previous web page said:

    There is no secret message
    There is no tpyos in this web page


    Or something like that, I'm doing this from memory. But The second statement was false, so you might think the first statement is false too. I think that's why its there, to let people know that there will be a secret message in the main page. So they had a "Non-secret secret"!

    Steven Rostedt

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    1. Re:A Non-Secret Secret Message? by artg · · Score: 1

      How do you know the second statement was false ? I don't even know what a tpyos is, but there was so little on that page that I can easily believe it didn't have a tpyos on it.

      I don't know whether there were any typos on the page, but it makes no statement about that.

    2. Re:A Non-Secret Secret Message? by nevets · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that the secret message was

      There are no typos on this page

      And that the encryption was to use the word tpyos. Making this a secret secret secret ;)
      Steven Rostedt

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  70. MicroKernel? by Zule_Boy · · Score: 1

    Rumor had it that this was that "Micro Kernel" Chip capable of "emulating" another type of chip (x86, motorola, sparc, etc...) Is that still the rumor or did I miss something? I would think that could explain Linus's involvement.

    --Evan

  71. Ever seen itsy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strongarm's can do all that...

  72. Re:Crusoe.com is a mirror of Transmeta.com by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

    It's a few days out of date; whois shows it as belonging to Transmeta, as of Friday.

  73. obligatory beowulf comment :P and other stuff.. by smash · · Score: 1

    cool, mobile CPUs...

    all the better to make a bigger cluster in a smaller space :P

    seriously tho..

    the rumors of emulating other CPUs in hardware sounds very cool. I only hope that if they are true, that you can emulate more than 1 instruction set concurrently...

    imagine being able to run Linux (or whatever you decide) on it "natively", and then have an x86 application, a couple of Sparc applications, and a few old 16/8 bit emulators running at the same time, all doing the CPU emulation in hardware :)

    Linux as it is, is fairly cross-architecture... with hardware emulation of different instruction sets, this would mean binary cross platform compatibility?

    smash

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  74. NSA facilities by timothy · · Score: 2

    My dad retired (several years ago) after 20-some years at NSA.

    I don't know much about what he did, but I do know that part of his job involved installing and training people with computer systems, and he made trips to quite a number of countries in order (I believe) to do that, Turkey for one.

    My casual understanding from glancing through books like The Puzzle Palace and from talking to other folks I know (pops won't tell me) is that NSA also helps other agencies with thier computers, too. So the story about the SEL 32 rings fairly true, or certainly plausible.

    timothy

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  75. Re:Debian and Dreamcast & microwave owens... by WowTIP · · Score: 1

    ...or swedish microwave (& other white stuff) manufacturer Whirlpool...

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  76. Re:Debian and Dreamcast by jsm2 · · Score: 4

    Well, "Crusoe Debian Dreamcast Cinnabon" is an anagram of "Concessionaire adumbrate and NBC". The "concessionaire" is cleraly Linus, "adumbrate" is a reference to the number-crunching power of the Crusoe processor, but where does NBC fit in?

    Well, let's see, NBC is owned by General Electric, which is a major competitor of Sega, who make the Dreamcast. Jack Welch, the CEO of GE is a known associate of Warren Buffet, who is thought to be a big fan of the Cinnabom [tm] breakfast roll.

    It seems to me that the logo must be part of a secret code between Welch, Buffet and Stallman (probably all members of the Illuminati), to put the wind up Sega, and remind them not to stop putting Satanic symbols in the Sonic games.

    fnord fnord fnord, etc.

    jsm

  77. Mozilla a failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus called Mozilla a failure in the article.

    That's good enough for me.

  78. Re:Transmeta domain names: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tidbits .. code, solutions, crap

    http://www.frotz.com/technical/

    any comments?

  79. Don't forget this one: by VValdo · · Score: 1

    http://www.mindspring.net/aboutms/mslo gotrans.gif


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  80. Help us out a little, please? by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR · · Score: 1

    Ok, so, I can read german, and so I'm thinking I know what that says (literally, "people-flesh"), but, would you care to enlighten us a bit on the Wumpscut bit? Thanks

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  81. Hmm, now the old Transmeta / Amiga connection... by Count+Fragula · · Score: 2

    ... doesn't seem so odd.

    Actually, the pieces do still fit together rather nicely.

    OK this will be a little long, but I'm gonna spell out a little history for ya if you aren't already familiar with it.

    Amiga Inc., prior to Jim Collas' (CEO) departure, was making all kinds of noise about the AmigaObjects modular layer or whatever. It was supposed to be a highly flexible and scalable distribution of Linux. Ultimately it was revealed by Gateway that their plans for Amiga had little to do with a desktop machine (to the ire of many an old Amigaphile) and a lot to do with so-called pervasive computing. "Amiga" was going to be a kind of brand name for the general software technology tying together a whole host of upcoming PDA's, wristwatch computers, car computers, set-top computers, game consoles, etc. Kind of like Bluetooth but in a more abstract and comprehensive OS sense rather than just a wireless protocol.

    All the while there was this Transmeta / Amiga co-operation rumor, culminating with the Transmeta logo being featured at some big (heh) Amiga show in London. Naturally, the chiphead community (and especially the Amigans within it) being as optimistic as they are, the Transmeta chip was suspected to be a kind of smart FPGA or something, which was able to emulate the microcode of other CPU's in real time. This may still be true, but back then it seemed a little tenuous at best that a company as cutting edge as Transmeta, who could probably have their pick of partners, would choose a faded, orphaned, and probably cursed platform/brand as it's conveyance into the marketplace. When Amiga, Inc. clammed up, ejected or lost half of the celebrities in management, and summarily round-filed the Amiga desktop machine project, it looked like the naysayers were right: the rumored partnership was just that - a wishful rumor.

    Fast forward to today. Turn out Transmeta has in fact been making a microprocessor (duh) and - what's this? - it's going to power portable computing devices. Hmmm... And a revolution in portable (or "ubiquitous/pervasive") computing is also exactly what Gateway had in mind for Amiga.
    It seems, in fact, that the two companies' business plans had been on a parallel course since the beginning.

    Now Amiga *is* still in business, still has engineers, etc. on payroll, and is still planning on doing something , they are just a lot quieter about it now. Could it be that the rumors were too close to being true that they had to do something drastic (like get rid of - or make life difficult for - the too-friendly management staff)so as not to blow the cover (and likely get sued by) for partner Transmeta (and any other partners)?

    Whadda *you* think?

    - The Count

  82. Of all the speculation, I can only say this. by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

    The people at Transmeta must really be enjoying themselves, "hiding" little bits of information for people to find out and speculate on.

    I'd like to hear some really far out speculation, not just a few silly anagrams. I expect they plant that much, dig deeper, check out the IP#s for ASCII symbols, anagram the whole site, etc.

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  83. Uh oh... Re:I've got it! by King+Babar · · Score: 2
    But then, if you turn to the processor's name, Crusoe, you'll quickly realize as I did that it's just an anagram for SOURCE.

    Actually, I'm worried now:

    TRANSMETA'S CRUSOE

    is an anagram for:

    NSA'S SOURCE MATTER

    I'm pretty sure that this explains the impenetrable cloak of secrecy around the company and it's "products". And also why they have access to so much cash...

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  84. Speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love wild-ass guesses! I think Crusoe's gonna be a kickin' espresso machine and avacado juicer. Guess I have to wait two more months for guacamole-flavored coffee.

  85. Re:REAL Transmeta Secret Message by severed · · Score: 1


    I for one actually tried that URL... Not sure why, but that didn't stop me. :)

    Transmeta are probably going to be awful perplexed by all the /super/sekrut/message/index.html entries in their errors log. :)


    *grin* I didn't even think of that.... It would be funny if they ran with it and put up a joke page there....

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  86. Re:I'm reminded of the SEL 32 by Detritus · · Score: 1

    The NSA also has some facilities in Texas and other locations. See this for a list of NSA facilities. Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

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  87. Re:Frotz... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Frotz is an interpreter for the games produced by Infocom, Inc., which were released in a machine-independant format. On all platforms the games were released as a data file plus an interpreter, so this program can be used to play Infocom games released for any platform. Frotz is the fastest and most accurate Infocom interpreter currently available for the Amiga..."

  88. wandering offtopic by itachi · · Score: 1

    True. I suppose I shouldn't have done that. But it was the exact same article from redherring.

  89. Re:Keynote is archived here by Micah · · Score: 1

    Well, using RealPlayer G2 Alpha for Linux....

    You hear about 20 minutes of ZD guys blabbing, a Comdex hotshot, and maddog. Then maddog introduces Linus and ... *segfault*

    I tried starting it again and moving the slider over 20 minutes, but couldn't get it to continue playing from there.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!

    Real, if you don't clean up your CRAPPY software I'm gonna get mad!!!

  90. It looks like soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crusoe... soft, fresh, moisturising.

  91. Peru and Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FWIW, a friend of mine was in Cusco this spring and discovered that, even there, there are internet cafes or kiosks which provide 30 minutes or so of access for a fraction of a US dollar. Web access and your web-based email should work there.

  92. Re:Keynote is archived here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's now available.. Real Audio G2 link

  93. Re:Dear Moderators, by Catullus · · Score: 1
    Dear Mr. Coward,

    Let us say that the site gets Slashdotted, or there's some other reason why people can't reach it. Or maybe this hidden text disappears after a day or two. Don't you think it might be handy for it to be duplicated here? Also, it makes it easier to comment on it.

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  94. more speculations by craw · · Score: 1
    I'm going to make the big assumption that this chip is geared for mobile computing devices. Then there are several key factors. Power consumption is obviously extremely important. To cut down on power, one needs to reduce the instruction set and associated circuitry to it's bare minimum. In a rather simplistic way of thinking, this imposes greater burden on the OS to efficiently handle the computations. Yes, Linus is concerned with power consumption on his laptop, but is he more power consumption concieous now?

    But what OS? One one hand, one has to consider a Linux variant because Linus works there. Hmmm, RedHat purchased Cygnus who has expertise in...? This would raise colusion concerns (nah, why should it). Linus has also said that he wants better power management with linux. No surprise there, just look at what Apple has been working on with OS with regard to the iBook and PowerBooks. And to those that wonder about X Window, yea what about it? Linus may remember a time when Linux was not totally tied into X.

    OTOH, Paul Allen is a serious investor in Transmeta and would not benefit from a diminishing of his stock valuation in MS. OTOH, Allen marches to a beat of a different drummer. Also consider what else Allen has been investing in.

    Okay, speculation. Scaled down cpu with a scaled down OS that doesn't cause one to wince. If they do it right, it will be a scaled down merging of an OS with a CPU.

  95. Don't be silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would they let a celebrity with a PhD in computer sciences design a web page? It's like hiring Bill Clinton to redecorate your house.

  96. Re:according to netcraft by Ian+Schmidt · · Score: 1

    Me too :) Gotta be ready to meet the Techno Talking Babes(tm) :-)

  97. For the people who want the RM file, not RTSP by Mr+Z · · Score: 2

    Grab the actual RM file here: L inus' keynote RM file, 46862773 bytes

    --Joe
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  98. Never Never Land by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2
    The NSA dosent have any secret facilities off in never-never land.. There HQ is at Ft. Mead, Marryland, and thats where they have acers of Crays. This is by no means a secret.

    It was back then.

    Regardless - the NoneSuch Agency is just the sort of people to fly you around for a couple hours and land you ten miles from where you started, isn't it?

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  99. Re:Y2k non-compliant webpages (marginally ontopic) by copito · · Score: 2

    Thanks for the clarification. I remember reading docs that said otherwise. I suppose I was being optimistic. Javascript truly is as sick and twisted as they say.
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  100. this is what it is... by Skip666Kent · · Score: 1

    It's an app-centric portable computer.

    No (or minimal) OS. Just the chip, an input interface and a display.

    Install your fave Mac apps
    Install your fave Win apps
    Install your fave Linux apps

    And go about your business. When you get home, you can doc it with your home pc('s) to update/transfer files.

    You never install an os. You just specify an os for a given app, and the Transmeta chip 'wraps' it with the neccessary code to make it fly.

    One machine for everybody. No 'platform' envy. Winsters, Mac-heads and unix-nerds will all buy the same shrink-wrapped portable computing product.

    It's a Blank Slate.

    Good luck Transmeta! I'll eagerly await the exact details on the 19th.

    -kent
    skipkent@usa.net

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  101. Re:no longer accessible (403 forbidden) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're just playing with your minds - hence the "meta" in Transmeta?

  102. Re:A few facts... by fwad · · Score: 1

    Their web server is running Linux.

    Web server in the singular? There's more than one web server sitting there.

    The more interesting question (maybe) is what hardware is it running on?
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  103. MS support not necessary. by McMac · · Score: 1

    If I were inventing a new chip that is supposed to revolutionize the industry, I certainly wouldn't pin my hopes on getting Microsoft to port its operating systems onto it...

    Didn't Transmeta register a patent recently that essentially described a device capable of turning one instruction set into another? If so, all it has to be is a capable Intel clone for MS support...

  104. PNG? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they use PNG? GIF's?! Ewww.

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  105. Re:I've got it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you would know *anything* about CPU design you would know this is complete crap -- insightful -- Jesus !!

  106. Crusoe/Linux ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't anyone think it significant that Linus's Comdex speech just *happened* to mention (according to news.com anyway) that the Linux kernel 2.4 will be out in early 2000 now (rather than the hoped before xmas 1999) and, by co-incidence, the Transmeta product line will also be announced early 2000?

    Are we looking at a stunning processor running Linux? I wonder if even Alan Cox might know...

  107. This one's far fetched... by teeheehee · · Score: 1

    I recently watched the movie PI, great movie, and I couldn't help but notice a little coincidence in the Transmeta logo and the Golden Spiral, that being a counter-clockwise spiral that can be found virtually anywhere in nature - from the cosmos to cellular life.

    All I have to say is: "Crusoe will be cool hardware and software for mobile applications."
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  108. Re:Enough with the damned swirls already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, it's the "Brown Ring of Quality".

  109. Super Bowl Commercial by bmac526 · · Score: 1

    At the risk of waiting a couple of extra weeks, it would be really cool to debut whatever this is during the Super Bowl, (see Apple) for the maximum exposure.

  110. Re:RJB Consultiing by artg · · Score: 1

    Cyberborg ..

    That would assimilate machines, right ? Embracing and extending its victims ..

    How about a new slash logo for Transmeta ?


  111. Re:I would... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really think that's funny? Some people sure are easy to please.

  112. It's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just a 286. They're just waiting for the heat death of the universe so they can really overclock it.

  113. Re:Transmeta ist menschfleisch! (-1, Offtopic) by HP+LoveJet · · Score: 1

    You know it's funny....I was just playing Hangman in a restaurant with my gf (who's a recovering industrial goth) and I was floored to find that she didn't know :wumpscut:. I guess she left the scene a little too early.

    It's a great Hangman word though.

    spawn_of_yog_sothoth

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  114. Crusoe is the embodiment of remoteness. by torpor · · Score: 3

    You couldn't more elegantly summarize the concept of distant, non-attached, portable computing than with the image of footprints in the sand.

    A dream for many geeks.

    So not only do they have very good programmers working for them, (Linux et al), they also have semi-decent marketing types too.

    Cool.

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  115. Re:I've got it! by Thagg · · Score: 2
    That's great work, noting that Crusoe anagrams to Source.

    My guess is that the idea is that the chip supports just-in-time compiling, that it more-or-less runs source code, rather than object code.

    Now let's see if this "No Score +1 Bonus" really works for KFM :)

    thad

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  116. Re:Other interesting things on their site by thraxil · · Score: 2

    hmmm.... the /images/ directory is already a 403 forbidden.... suppose the transmeta folks are keeping an eye on slashdot?

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  117. Waaaaaay off topic by Entropy_ah · · Score: 1

    Thats about the nerdyest .sig i have ever seen, i love it.

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    1. Re:Waaaaaay off topic by copito · · Score: 1

      It could always be nerdier. Bessel functions, Fourier transforms, LaTeX... the mind boggles.
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  118. re: Transmeta and mobile computing by dafunn · · Score: 2

    This makes sense, of course. Looking at the patents, very clearly Transmeta has prototyped (duh) a design utilizing hardware _and_ software optimizations. However, the patent(s) don't appear to have that "let's rev these babies up as high as they'll go" attitude. Transmeta appears to be focused more on quality through optimization (and perhaps stability, but that remains to be seen). And mobile computing is an arena that language-independent optimizations would kick some serious ass.

  119. Re:I've got it! by Trojan · · Score: 1

    What do you know about Transmeta's CPU design?

  120. a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    here is my joke of the day!

    how do you keep 100,000 webaholic linux geeks in suspense?!?!

    sorry.. i will have to give the answer to that in january!!!

    Thanks! i'll be here all week!! (leaving the stage in a bulletproof vest)


    1. Re:a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHA Oh Jesus! That's some funny fuckin' shit, motherfucker!!

    2. Re:a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ugh... that's horrible. GUN

    3. Re:a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't know whether to laugh, or be very, very afraid.

    4. Re:a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does it have anything to do with userfriendly??? i have to know man!!!@!@!#@!!!

  121. Not exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it is a low power CPU that is made to go into notebook sized computers that cost as much as a normal desktop does today. That'd be great. I'd much rather have a nice fast notebook assuming it has decent graphics and 3D support than a desktop. Any desktop accessories can be hooked up via pcmcia or USB ports. Only reason I bought a desktop was because notebooks suck for games because there is hardly any 3D support in them unless they're some high end $20k monster.

  122. CRAP! by Xtacy · · Score: 1

    now im upset, crusoe will be cool hardware and software for mobility? shit! i never leave the house, how can this help me? :)

  123. Re:Ugly date in GIF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Image used in the main page for the crusoe logo is a different image from the legal page.
    The image on the legal page looks scaled and at least in my netscape looks "dirtier" than the frontpage logo. Since they are exactly the same size, why did they have to create 2 separate images?

  124. Is it like.. by Axe · · Score: 1

    ... a faster chip for my PalmPilot?

    Hm... It already does all I want from a "mobile computer"

    I hoped for a super duper number cruncher for my desktop - faster then a eight-way-Alpha for $10.

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  125. You are all missing what the mobile part is about by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1
    I doubt it has to do with distributed objects or something like that. I believe they are working on something like Ericssons Bluetooth.
    Check out
    www.bluetooth.com
    to see what I mean. Remember that many of the people on Transmeta are Scandinavians. Mobile communication is extremely hot in Sweden right now. Intel has opened a new fab here. When Amazon needed people to design their next generation site, they advertised in Swedish computer magazines ONLY!
    My loyalties are torn....I want Ericsson to suceed with Bluetooth, but I am really looking forward to what Transmeta might have created. Perhaps they can coexist. Maybe Transmeta is doing more a CPU chip, while Ericsson does the Bluetooth radio communication parts.

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  126. Maybe this? by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1
    Well, I don't know about *CPU*, but I think they might have something in mind along the lines of what Ericsson, Nokia, Intel and Sony is creating, the "Bluetooth" specification. The cutting edge in net development right now is in mobile communication, and the centre of that is in Scandinavia. Many Transmeta developers come from Scandinavia...

    I have tried to make Slashdot post links to interesting articles about the advancement of mobile communications several times, but since it isn't made in the US, it seems they just don't get it.

    The bluetooth homepage, and a recent article in respected magazine The Economist which talks a bit about Bluetooth. Ericsson just gave out a press release about the first real Bluetooth product, a pretty cool toy. Now you can pretend you are the agents in the Matrix...just move your hand to your ear and mutter something whenever you want to call. And this thing doesn't even have wires like they do in the movies!
    I am hoping that whatever Transmeta is doing wont be a direct competitor to Bluetooth, and that the two technologies can coexist. It feels great that my country is finally world leading in technology! :-)


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    Taken together, it gives me the feeling that the Slashdot leadership thinks that America is the standard by which all things are measured, and the American part of the audience is the only important one.
    Oh well, I'll stop bitching now. Have to go study.

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  127. It's already available by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1
    Now, Transmeta comes along with (what appears to be) a 'make things play nice together' strategy, instead of warring over instruction sets and other proprietary BS.

    Put this to use in a mobile device, where size, energy consumption (and it's evil twin, heat generation) are directly related to cost and usability, and there's a market that will welcome you with open arms!


    [...]

    Another thought occurs to me as well... imagine a portable / palmtop / handheld that can peacefully co-exist and talk directly with all others! Psion, Palm and WinCE...others that aren't so well known. You can't transfer your electronic business card from a WinCE device to a Palm, but this just might make it possible!!!

    Nokia, Ericsson, Intel, Toshiba and others have quietly been working on something called Bluetooth which do exactly what you describe. Bluetooth is an open specification for wireless communication of data and voice. Intel makes the chips, and Ericsson are the ones who have been first with the products. Check out this neat toy. And it is available now. If the Transmeta chip is done in January, it will take quite some time to agree on the specs and the protocols. Bluetooth has already solved that.

    Microsoft is dead against Bluetooth, which usually means its a good idea. I hope that Transmeta is not working on a direct competitor to Bluetooth, more on something that would complement and enhance it.

    Check out
    the Bluetooth homepage for more info.

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  128. Secret message by Natedog · · Score: 0

    They seem to have updated their "secret message" in the HTML source as well:



    Though I suppose none of this is "secret"

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  129. Re:But are they going to explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are no secret messages in the source of this web page."
    These lines were html comments.

  130. Mirror by Pyr · · Score: 2

    Since the transmeta page was already running slow when I visited even BEFORE the /. story I've provided a mirror

  131. Mobile Applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are all of you talking about Crusoe as if they are reinventing the Palm or the Notebook? On their Website they talk about a "whole NEW world of mobility" and their secret message says "Crusoe will be cool Hardware and Software for mobile Applications." So Crusoe will be Hardware AND Software as their Patents show. For what? Mobile Applications. Applications which run on Processor XY and on Crusoe. THAT'S the new mobilty.

  132. Re:Wow.... by Nipok+Nek · · Score: 1

    Here's a thought...

    "Like 'Robinson Crusoe', it's primative as can be."
    - Gilligan's Island Opening Theme

    Maybe it's a new RISC processor? :)

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  133. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot one:

    CRUSOE2-ELECTRIC-BUGALOO.COM

  134. Re:Odd thing about What's Related by MushMouth · · Score: 1
    Use the real Alexa service for the following links

    • Intel
    • Sun Microsystems
    • Rise Technology- Microprocessor, Processor, Chips, Cpu, Mp6
    • RedHat Linux
    • Microsoft Corporation
    • AMD
    • Zork
    • GNU Project
    • Cyrix
    • Electronic Freedom Foundation
  135. There page is NOT "Burn All GIFs Day" compliant, though...

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  136. Time wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It went up a bit after 8:30. I was reloading it while waiting for the linux keynote. I have four questions: Async logic? How many flop/s? How many mamps? How much?

  137. Re:exactly by kuro5hin · · Score: 1
    2) Try as they might otherwise, they are still joined to Intel, and if I had a new wonderful process to protect, I wouldn't wave it anywhere near Intel.

    Ironically, TransMeta is right down the street from Intel.

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  138. I'm gettin all goosebumpy,. by MonkeyPaw · · Score: 1

    I can barly stand it.

    I don't know what it is, or what it does, but I want two of them.

    BTW: Has Transmeta gone public ?

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    1. Re:I'm gettin all goosebumpy,. by Fizgig · · Score: 1

      BTW: Has Transmeta gone public ?

      No, that requires all sorts of public documents which go against being so secretive.

    2. Re:I'm gettin all goosebumpy,. by MonkeyPaw · · Score: 1

      Ah,. I didn't know if they had another product out there or something.

      (feeling stupid,.but still goosebumpy)

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  139. Re:www.crusoe.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not registered to Transmeta, you mean. The crusoe.com domain has existed for the last couple of years.

  140. according to netcraft by bogdan · · Score: 1

    ... they also changed their webserver: Apache/1.3.9 (Unix) (Red Hat/Linux)

    1. Re:according to netcraft by Harvey · · Score: 1

      > (Red Hat/Linux)

      This ought to be a great test of Linux's/Apache's capabilities... Transmeta's servers are going to be under an incredible load 1/19/00

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    2. Re:according to netcraft by loki7 · · Score: 1
      Transmeta's servers are going to be under an incredible load 1/19/00

      Only if they've got power and a working phone line :) I plan to hone my abacus skills for January.

      /peter

  141. Re:Enough with the damned swirls already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called the "Coffee Stain of Success" - thanks to Scott Adams of Dilbert fame.

  142. exactly by / · · Score: 4

    If I were inventing a new chip that is supposed to revolutionize the industry, I certainly wouldn't pin my hopes on getting Microsoft to port its operating systems onto it for a bunch of reasons:

    1) Their operating systems provide subpar performance and never really made some of the easier chip-technology leaps that have already happened. They're having enough trouble porting their wares to Intel's Itanium chips, which are less revolutionary than what Transmeta is alegedly making.

    2) Try as they might otherwise, they are still joined to Intel, and if I had a new wonderful process to protect, I wouldn't wave it anywhere near Intel.

    3) Ultimately, it would be up to MS to decide whether and how well to support the new chip.

    4) It doesn't look like this chip will even be competing on the normal pc part of the spectrum, which makes sense if Allen is hoping to keep his paper billions from crashing about his ears.

    Hiring Linus makes perfect sense, because if they want a non-MS operating system to run on this chip, their best bet is Linux, and if they're therefore betting hard on Linux, it is in their best interest to make sure the maintainer of its kernel is secure in that position. They also get the bonus of getting to develop their own modified kernel in house while subtly steering the public kernel in a direction most favorable to the sudden incorporation of their modifications when the chip is finally unveiled.

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  143. This looks really cool. by awyeah · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I think it's about time for something like this to happen. Wouldn't it be great to have a palmtop PC that was as functional as a desktop? I mean, some the current palms are pretty cool, and have lots of features, but they can't do all the things your desktop can.

    I think it would be great to run Linux (or my personal favorite, FreeBSD) on a computer in the palm of my hand. Or maybe even on my Nokia cell phone.

    Plus, since it would be cheap, that would be great for actual desktop systems as well. Imagine a machine with the power of an Athlon 750, for the price of an e-Machine celeron 400.

    I'd like to hear what everyone else thinks of this.

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  144. Re:REAL Transmeta Secret Message by arielb · · Score: 1

    darn it. My uncle is Juridish

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  145. Linus's Keynote by rmull · · Score: 1

    The web page going up is apparently right after Linus's keynote at Comdex - does anybody have any details on that?

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  146. Re:I've got it! by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 1

    Or it could just be another SORE that U can't C.

  147. Re:I would... by Scott+Wood · · Score: 1

    I would venture that it is quite funny. I apologize if I sound rude, but is it really that difficult to ignore something in which you can't appreciate the humor rather than whine to the person that said or wrote it?

  148. Re:A few facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, but, does it run Lin... oh, wait, um... never mind.

    Oh, Can I run a Beowolf cluster on these?

  149. Actually... by Edd · · Score: 2

    The processor was finished six months ago, it has just taken this long for Linus to learn enough HTML to do the site :)

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  150. Re:www.crusoe.com by Scott+Wood · · Score: 1

    Presumably because it wasn't registered until last Friday.

  151. Re:REAL Transmeta Secret Message by Witch+Doctor · · Score: 1

    > darn it. My uncle is Juridish Funny. He doesn't look Jurisdish...

    Ba dump bum.

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  152. Re:REAL Transmeta Secret Message by Witch+Doctor · · Score: 1

    > darn it. My uncle is Juridish

    Funny. He doesn't look Jurisdish...

    Ba dump bum.

    -This is my cubicle. There are many like it, but this one is mine-

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  153. In a world of hype ... by Bearpaw · · Score: 2
    In a world of hype, not hyping is the next level of hype.

    Next, of course, the PR-droids will start to hype by hyping their not-hyping. (Which is perhaps what Transmeta is trying to do.)

  154. But are they going to explain... by synaptik · · Score: 1
    ...what a tyop is?

    To those with a shorter memory then me, the secret message in their previous page said something like:

    "There are no secret messages in the source of this web page."
    "There are no tyops in this web page."


    Now... follow me, because this gets sticky: "tyops" can't be a typo of "typos", because the statement would then be false. But likewise, it cannot not be a typo, because if it was, then it'd be a secret message, when clearly the previous sentence says that it isn't!

    Someone please help me....


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    1. Re:But are they going to explain... by sh_mmer · · Score: 1


      sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar!

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    2. Re:But are they going to explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are no secret messages in the source of this web page."
      This line was an html comment.

    3. Re:But are they going to explain... by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

      I don't think whoever did the HTML was thinking that deeply. You're reading too much into it.

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    4. Re:But are they going to explain... by mjankows · · Score: 1

      Well, its just that you dont understand what "tyops" are. I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
      -Matt Jankowski

    5. Re:But are they going to explain... by synaptik · · Score: 1


      I'm an INTP-- of course I'm reading too much into it.
      Sheesh! :)



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  155. TI by James+Lanfear · · Score: 1

    The Redherring article has one interesting tidbit, related to a much asked question from the last Transmeta story.

    Its management team has been actively striking up partnerships with some of the world's largest semiconductor manufacturers. One of those partners is Texas Instruments (NYSE: TXN)...

    TI, of course, has fabs....

  156. DSP, Crypto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. Could Crusoe do really fast crypto and/or DSP by running those in some kind of native mode while emulating, say a PalmPilot CPU for user interface...? Save a couple of chips in that cellphone/PDA combo...

  157. But I'm disappointed by Imperator · · Score: 1
    They didn't mention how this would revolutionize mobility: the processor has an embedded fusion reactor.

    Have they really spent all this time working on a site that is there but still isn't there yet? :)

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  158. Mobility? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

    The real question is, "What do they mean by 'mobility'?" That's a loaded buzzword if ever I've seen one. It could mean anything:

    1. They're focusing on embedded applications, rather than so-called personal computers.
    2. They're emphasizing low-power consumption for the growing laptop market.
    3. Something to do with the "can emulate other processors" theory.
    4. They're focusing on the nebulous information appliance market: cell phones, PDAs, cheap net surfing boxes.

    Hmmm.

  159. the real news is of course... by sh_mmer · · Score: 1

    that it [the transmeta site] uses .gif's, bringing it squarely out of line with the principles of open source.

    seriously though, we sorta knew before (from the patents and stuff) that they were aiming at processor emulation. what i want to know is: are they trying to compete with say AMD (intel-compatible motherboards) as i had thought, or are they trying to facilitate a whole new breed of product as their site seems to suggest? if it is the latter, i wonder what good all of this secrecy is. think about how long intel has been promoting their new IA64 and it is still a long way from a sure-thing. is transmeta going to spring a new architecture on the world and change things overnight?

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    1. Re:the real news is of course... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      i realize GIF wasn't the important part of your message, but it may be worth noting (as others in this thread have) that the /images directory actually contained one PNG:
      http://www.transmeta.com/images/arrive2.png
      there were also GIF and JPG versions of this same image.
      strange things..

      Did it occure to anyone that maybe they have a working model of the chip and that it is running their webserver? And that the webserver may have photoshop, Gimp, RedHat, Apache, and who knows what else running on it at a whim? Maybe they are rotating the image types and things just for their own amusement to make sure that the processor runs everything equally.... >:)

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  160. DOH! by Brian+Knotts · · Score: 2

    Yes. Now I remember.

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  161. Wow.... by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 1

    Even though there's not much on the site. (anyone tried putting in random page names? /contact.html, /products.html, etc) This is still quite cool, especially as TM is riding the hype wagon.

    Now to start the analysis:
    Crusoe logo = Debian logo (prob. coincidence)
    Sand = Silicon
    Crusoe = castaway = Throw away your old processors?

    Come on, people. There must be more!

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    1. Re:Wow.... by engel · · Score: 1

      Crusoe=sourCe

    2. Re:Wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is rocket science here people...not a pink floyd album.
      =)

    3. Re:Wow.... by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      Now to start the analysis:
      Crusoe = castaway = Throw away your old processors?
      Since they're pushing the mobility aspects of the chip, I'd say they're trying to imply that it'd still be useful if you were stranded on a desert island. This fits in with their site's graphics, with a single set of footprints wandering around in the middle of nowhere.
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    4. Re:Wow.... by Field+Marshall+Stack · · Score: 2
      Crusoe = castaway = Throw away your old processors?

      It's also an anagram for "source", though that might be coincidence.
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    5. Re:Wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice that there is no sand, only the sky, so Crusoe is the silicon or the sand.

      Also notice the footprints in the æther, is that an endorsement of GNOME? Hmmm? You walk on the "sand", its working like a platform.

      Also, the sky might be an oblique reference to windows compatibility.

      Someone have a current copy of the trademark database to see when they filed for the "Crusoe" TM? Heh heh heh...

      This page is going to have so many people doing the "close reading" of it, it's going to be so funny.

      Overall, I'm pleased with the symbolism here, and the anagram of crusoe==source was very cool for someone to notice.

      OS CURE is also one. :) A chip to cure operating systems? :)

    6. Re:Wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're gay, and my roommate wants you to write his english paper.

  162. Why mobile processing? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

    Perhaps because it will be easier to adapt a mobile processor for non-mobile uses than the other way around? Perhaps because mobile processing could involve anything from PDAs to supertankers? Perhaps because "mobile" could mean "moves from instruction set to instruction set" as well as (or instead of) "moves from place to place"?

    You gotta hand it to Transmeta. Even when they tell us something they still keep us interested, and therefore hooked.
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  163. big deal by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    Maybe I'm not getting it. I thought the transmeta patent sounded awesome...a quasi-chip which could run foreign instruction sets...really cool stuff. But a embedded/mobile chip? What gives? Progress in any field is great, but I don't need yet another chip to enable me to do /more/ useless things. I guess I'm not "getting" the embedded/mobile phenomenon. Palms seem boring to me. Hyped up address books...yay. Put a cell phone, address book, and web browser together and what do you get? Yet another useless piece of junk which will allow you to do other things which you could have done better before. Where is mobile/embedded /going/? If the answer is that in the future we will all be carrying around powerfull microcomputers to yak at each other and view dribbles of web pages I give a apathetic *yawyn*.

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  164. http://www.kernel.org by SpookyR · · Score: 1

    I happened to note that kernel.org is 'operated by' Transmeta. Hint, hint..

  165. Debian and Dreamcast by hawkestein · · Score: 2

    You know, the Debian logo looks an awful lot like the Dreamcast logo

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    1. Re:Debian and Dreamcast by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      You know, the Crusoe logo must look an aful lot like the Dreamcast logo then...

      (As soon as I saw the Crusoe logo I immediately thought "Hey: Crusoe, Debian, Dreamcast - Whenever people can't think of a logo do they just put a little swirly on the product?")

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    2. Re:Debian and Dreamcast by Zan+Thrax · · Score: 1

      And the Dreamcast logo looks just like the Cinnabon logo.

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    3. Re:Debian and Dreamcast by reptilian · · Score: 1
      Ok, Crusoe->Debian->Dreamcast->Cinnabon.

      This sounds like a conspiracy to me.

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    4. Re:Debian and Dreamcast by drwiii · · Score: 2
      Don't forget Bill Gates' Corbis. See, Bill does innovate. He put a cute little box around the swirly logo.

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  166. A few facts... by Amphigory · · Score: 3
    1. Their web server is running Linux.
    2. They hired Linus.
    3. Linus has been talking more and more about small computers being the future lately.
    4. One of the big thrusts in kernel development has been pda's and small environments.
    5. The Transmeta web site promises new hardware and software for mobile computing.
    6. Transmeta have been very tolerant of Linus' foibles as far as spending time on Linux at the office.
    Boys and girls... I will leave the conclusion to the student. Hint: processor's are cool... But the did say and software

    woohoo!

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    1. Re:A few facts... by Ranger+Rick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but, does it run Lin... oh, wait, um... never mind.

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  167. Crusoe processor useless? by Bocaj · · Score: 1

    I hate to be the only one to point this out (I think?), but if this processor is so revolutionary, it will be useless. Ok, maybe it will run Linux, but what will it run on? Is Transmeta going to make motherboards for these things too? Even if it can emulate an x86, MAC, or Alpha or other chip, it can only emulate a processor that is compatible with it's surrounding hardware! Is someone else involved in this, or is Transmeta going it alone? Anyone out there have info on hardware that might support an unconvensional chip? If someone else is building the supporting hardware, are they keeping as tight a lid on it, or are we just not looking?

  168. Lynx Compliant by CMU_Nort · · Score: 2

    I'm just happy to note that the Transmeta page is completely lynx compliant.


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  169. Transmeta is using the Debian and Gnome logos! by urgleburgle · · Score: 1


    Are they are going to make processors for palm-computers who run Debian and Gnome?

  170. Runs Linux? I doubt it... by Joseph+Vigneau · · Score: 1
    Considering the 'unconventional' nature of Crusoe, and the fact it is targeted to mobile processors, I really don't think the 'software' mentioned is Linux-related in the least.

    I mean, they have the source to Linux, even without Linus. But what Linus has, that few other people do, is the knowledge and experience necessary to develop an entirely new OS. Which is probably why they hired him in the first place.

  171. But what about motherboard compatibility? by RayChuang · · Score: 1

    I hate to pour cold water on you folks, but just what kind of CPU the Transmeta Crusoe will be?

    Will it be an embedded processor? Or will it be a CPU for desktop and laptop machines?

    If the latter, what CPU connection design will it use? Intel's Slot 1, Socket 7, Socket 370 or the upcoming Socket 423? Or AMD's Slot A or Socket A?

    Inquiring minds want to know....

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  172. They got a whole lot of hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they better do something good with it. What I've read sounds pretty interesting, but it could always go the wrong way. Expectations are quite high, and almost anything less than perfect might let people down. As many people have noted, I'm not sure why Linus works for them, perhaps as an advisor, maybe purely for hype(hmm...), maybe for some insights in processor/os relationships? I have no idea. Anyway, with the 1ghz battle coming on next year between AMD and Intel, Transmeta is gonna have to be damn good and better to break in.

  173. Re:Enough with the circles already by miscellaneous · · Score: 1

    'sprobly sposeta be a zen thing...

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  174. Odd thing about What's Related by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trasmeta is linked to Intel, a notebook manufacturer, Yahoo softball, and other odd sites. Where does Netscape, oops Alexa, get softball related to processors. Of course, some of those speculations where slightly out there.

    Also, in response to Debian logo similiarities, it also could look like the DreamCast logo. I think it is just an ugly C.

  175. Legal Page by CMU_Nort · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, there aren't any hidden messages on the legal/copyright page. I guess even in ultra-cool startups the lawyers are stodgy and boring.

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  176. Re:Moderation by Mentat21 · · Score: 2

    Of course one should check to see that the above is *parody* of the source!

  177. reverse vaporware by mcc · · Score: 4

    i love it.. the concept of vaporware in reverse. By waiting until they actually have something definite to speak up, everyone tries to theorize about what you could be doing, analyses your every action, gives you as much free publicity as you could possibly need. And that way, since you aren't the one giving out the "information", the information can be incredibly innaccurate without any kind of backlash against you. Also you avoid the "vaporware backlash" inevitable if you spend _any_ amount of time actually making the product worth shipping instead of just shipping whatever you have on the date you gave earlier.

    Apple has been attempting this for years with their "we do not comment on unannounced products" policy, but never have they done it so successfully as Transmeta has here.
    although take a warning from apple's experience: This kind of thing _can_ backfire. Look, for instance, at the ibook; through apple's silence, the mac rumors sites constantly talked about the ibook even when there was nothing to report, whipped up everyone into such a frenzy over the upcoming P1/consumer portable/ibook/ebook that apple was basically forced eventually to release the ibook despite the fact that it would appear they weren't quite _ready_. In fact, apple was frequently accused by relatively respectable people and news outlets of engaging in "vaporware" with the ibook-- despite the fact they had never really admitted the ibook existed, just a vague mention in Steve Job's speech the previous year they'd like to create a "consumer portable".. (if they had had time to _get_ ready, clearly they would have chosen colors other than blue and orange.. :)

    Anyway, i am looking forward to the transmeta Crusoe chip, built using 100% Technology Stolen from Alien Spacecraft.

    1. Re:reverse vaporware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's so new that's brought about by the iBook that it should take more than a year to develop? It's basically a value version of the powerbook line with imac colors. What's so hard about that? The only innovation they brought about was the airport. they didn't have to release it simultaneously with iBook, they could release it later just as well.

    2. Re:reverse vaporware by Vacuum · · Score: 2

      Anyway, i am looking forward to the transmeta Crusoe chip, built using 100% Technology Stolen from Alien Spacecraft.

      Actually it's taken from robots from the future that evolved from a DOD project called SkyNet.

      --
      -sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side
  178. Linus's Involvement by bravehamster · · Score: 1

    Is it possible, just maybe possible, that the reason they have Linus on board is so that right after they announce Crusoe will run every appliance in your house and make them all work together, Linus pops out and says "Hey look! I've already ported Linux to work with the Crusoe chip? Nifty, huh? Now you can have a Beowulf cluster of toaster ovens and blenders! You can compile the kernel while you blend and burn the indigineous life on our very own planet!" 3 cheers for Linus! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip....guys? Hello? ::chirp::

    --
    ---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
    1. Re:Linus's Involvement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just think, when you're lamps are off and not in use they can be chunking away at rc5 blocks...

    2. Re:Linus's Involvement by mihalis · · Score: 1

      Now you can have a Beowulf cluster of toaster ovens and blenders! You can compile the kernel while you blend and burn the indigineous life on our very own planet!" 3 cheers for Linus! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip....guys? Hello? ::chirp::

      I'll have some of what he's having!

      The cut-down (Celeron style) Transmeta product will be known as the ManFriday chip. You have to teach it to compute using pidgin assembler.

  179. Black Facilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, they do exist. Most are manufacturing plants. Ever wonder where nuclear bombs are made? We once got contacted to do a machine that could mill components of a bomb. The specs said it had to be remotly controlled from several hundred feet away, very tight tolerances and that we wouldn't be allow in to fix anything. The kicker was that we couldn't be told what it was going to machine, and had very limited descriptions of the part. I've also been told of buildings where "nothing comes out". We go in to fix something on a machine we can't remove anything. No broken parts, no swapped hard drives (not even bulk erased), nothing. They take you into the tent where the machine is and thats it. You don't get to see anything else around it. Kinda creepy.

  180. Other interesting things on their site by Imperator · · Score: 3
    http://www.transmeta.com/images/ - their img dir including a few files not visible on their index page; for some reason I was redirected to http://www1adm.transmeta.com/images/ once

    http://www.transmeta.com/legal.html - the least interesting thing you've seen in a long time

    http://www.transmeta.com/robots.txt - why don't they have one? tsk tsk

    --

    Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
    1. Re:Other interesting things on their site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the heck is this: transmeat.com?

    2. Re:Other interesting things on their site by ovlaski · · Score: 1

      whats in pittsburg?

      source from www.transmeat.com:


      Long live the new flesh!

    3. Re:Other interesting things on their site by CFN · · Score: 1

      check the source

    4. Re:Other interesting things on their site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Other interesting things on their site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Indeed. See his homepage, including some transmeta references.

      kewl graphics.

    6. Re:Other interesting things on their site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, Scott Draves bought it (`whois transmeat.com`). IIRC, Scott Draves is a recent C.S. Ph.D. recipient from CMU (in, pittsburgh, hence the hidden comment) who did work on things like function specifiers and paritial evaluation. Oh, and he got hired by Transmeta after getting his doctorate. go figure.
      I guess he figured it'd make sense to buy the obvious typo (err, tyop?) address before anyone else.

    7. Re:Other interesting things on their site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus has said henever visits this site... well... can we say, too busy or a snob?

  181. I feel CHEATED!!! by Uruk · · Score: 2

    It seems that the bums are going to be making processors!!!

    I feel so used...after all of this time, I was *SURE* that they were going to be making a better suntan lotion or maybe golf visors, and instead they come out with a microchip??? How SHOCKING!! :)


    --
    -- Truth goes out the door when rumor comes innuendo. -- Groucho Marx
  182. It's quite simple really by Serk · · Score: 1

    They were both poisoned. I've spent the last 5 years building up an immunity to Iocaine Poweder, er, I mean Transmeta tyops. I mean Transmeta typos. Whatever. I better go to bed.....

    =)

    --
    Never ask a geek why, just nod your head and slowly back away. -Rob Malda
    1. Re:It's quite simple really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a witch; I'm your wife!

    2. Re:It's quite simple really by synaptik · · Score: 1


      Heh, nice "Princess Bride" reference!
      "Incontheeevable!"



      --synaptik

      --
      HSJ$$*&#^!#+++ATH0
      NO CARRIER
    3. Re:It's quite simple really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that alot, I do not think it means what you think it means.

    4. Re:It's quite simple really by paulm · · Score: 1

      Stop it now, I mean it....

  183. I've got it! by / · · Score: 5

    I finally figured out Linus's connection! According to the secret message, come January we will "have access to all of the real details". In other words, the information is going to become open. But then, if you turn to the processor's name, Crusoe, you'll quickly realize as I did that it's just an anagram for SOURCE. Transmeta's processor is going to be OPEN SOURCE!

    Hallelujah!

    --
    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
  184. Re:out of order Source = Crusoe? by scrytch · · Score: 2

    > Ok, here it is: It's a multiprocessor that, given any instruction set, figures out ways to parallelize the code as much as possible by performing instructions out of order.

    CPUs do that now. Hopefully they have something more original. Hate to deflate everyone's expectations, but the word "mobility" suggests to me that they just made a plain ol CPU that's probably very low-power. Heck, some CPU's today can be driven by the juice from the instruction pins alone (long as you still have electrical ground connected, of course).

    --
    I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
  185. Can we moderate CmdrTaco? by itachi · · Score: 1

    -1, redundant?
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/11/11/1212 19&mode=thread

  186. Re:I know where they got their logo... by mbrooks · · Score: 1

    I think I've found the original logo.

    --Matt

  187. Ugly date in GIF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting how ugly and stretched looking the date is. It looks like that date was changed by someone less competent or, with less time, than the people who did the other graphics. -- Neil Kandalgaonkar, neil_j_k@yahoo.com

  188. Crusoe.com is a mirror of Transmeta.com by rueben · · Score: 1

    Although it is registered for someone in the UK
    Domain Name: CRUSOE.COM
    Owner/Organization: Crusoe Internet Services
    Address:
    Cherry Tree House, 7 Dean Street, Marlow, SL7
    3AA
    ,
    Country: UK

    But maybe this information is out of date...

  189. Re:I'm reminded of the SEL 32 by greenrd · · Score: 1
    The NSA dosent have any secret facilities...

    And you know this how? You're the director of the NSA, right?

    And you're sure there aren't any top-secret sub-agencies?

    Only a few weeks ago the Guardian newspaper revealed that a secret nuclear facility in England had several times been close to a nuclear accident at least as severe as the one in Japan. Democratic governments do hide the truth from people. They do have secret facilities.

  190. Another Portable, or a portable other? by JawzX · · Score: 1

    Wwll I'm interested, at first i'm tempted to say "yeah another geek-toy portable that i can add to my christamas want-list"...but then i remeber the secrecy surrounding transmeta and have to think..."they wouldn't have all that secrecy for a another WinCE/Palm device...and Linus Torvalds, whats he doing with it?" so now I imagine a linux-oid based open source machine with the power of a PIII that runs on two AAA size batteries for a month and has real-time voice and handwriting recognition. hmmm Voice controlleg GIMP on the beach. Sounds like fun =)

    1. Re:Another Portable, or a portable other? by Serk · · Score: 1

      You realize, what with the mainstream media trawling Slashdot for commentary from those 'in the know' that your dream-description of Transmeta's product will be listed tommorow in the Wall Street Journal as a statement of fact, don't you?

      Ya' know, now that I think about it, I almost hope it does. It'd be good for a laugh, at least...

      'Computer Industry Expert states today that secretive California startup Transmeta, where Linus Torvalds, creator of the popular Linux operating system works, announced that they will begin shiping a new type of portable computer early next year, with greater power than current high-end desktop machines, be voice controlled, (Blah blah blah etc. etc. etc.). Eager investors have laid siege to Transmeta's headquarters, building a barricade of money, refusing to let anyone in or out of the building until they are allowed to empty their dumptrucks full of money inside the building.'

      --
      Never ask a geek why, just nod your head and slowly back away. -Rob Malda
  191. It's chocolate! Now I want one more than ever... by Daffy+Duck · · Score: 2

    I'm so intrigued by this, it's driving me insane. What could this thing do??!?! It can't be as simple as a super-fast CPU, or there'd be no need to target it specifically for mobile apps. (Except to avoid the iron fist of Intel.) Could it be mobile speech recognition? Mobile high-bandwidth satellite wireless? Mobile telekinesis? WHAT WHAT WHAT!

  192. Hype Machine by They_Call_Me_Spanky · · Score: 1

    They sure are hype'ing this thing as if it were the second coming. There will always be something better 6 months from their release..
    Oy


    jackchaos.com - The Freak Of Geeks

    --
    -Oy Vey
    1. Re:Hype Machine by bgdarnel · · Score: 2

      Technically, they're not hyping it at all. Transmeta haven't said anything; they're just letting /. and others speculate like mad.

  193. "Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't think they're giving you enough information there, Dad." "No, wait, I'll figure it out..."

  194. There is an "images" directory... by Dacta · · Score: 2

    Contents are (Unformatted, sorry!):

    arrive.gif 15-Nov-1999 18:25 4k arrive2.gif 15-Nov-1999 16:51 4k arrive2.jpg 15-Nov-1999 16:12 11k arrive2.png 15-Nov-1999 16:19 3k crusoelogo.jpg 13-Nov-1999 12:45 14k crusoelogosm.jpg 13-Nov-1999 16:45 11k footsteps.gif 13-Nov-1999 08:06 2k footstepssm.gif 13-Nov-1999 08:06 1k leftsky.jpg 13-Nov-1999 08:06 11k legalhdr.gif 13-Nov-1999 08:06 1k rethought.gif 13-Nov-1999 08:06 2k rightsky.jpg 13-Nov-1999 08:06 7k skycntr.jpg 13-Nov-1999 08:06 39k tocreatnew.gif 15-Nov-1999 18:26 5k

    Rethought.gif = "We rethought the microprocessor to create a whole new world of mobility"

    --Donate food by clicking: www.thehungersite.com

    1. Re:There is an "images" directory... by jwang · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but all of the above files no longer exist....

  195. Moderation by Hanzie · · Score: 1

    Dearest moderators,

    The above post was the first one to include the secret message. (check the times)

    How is that redundant?

    --
    ********* sig: If you don't like the law, get filthy stinking rich, and buy a better one.
    1. Re:Moderation by j+a+w+a+d · · Score: 1

      Its redundant since the story TELLS YOU to check the source. Repeating the story shouldnt' be considered informative!

      Not to sound like a flamer, though....


      jawad

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      i dont display scores, and my threshhold is -1. post accordingly.
      Discuss /. policies
  196. Duh!!! by Dacta · · Score: 2

    Sorry - I know they are shown on the screen. Stupid IE4 wasn't showing the filenames up in the "have been viewed" color.

    --Donate food by clicking: www.thehungersite.com

  197. Will Crusoe really be that great? by tred · · Score: 2
    I know I'm not supposed to insult anything that Our Lord and Savior Linus is involved with, especialy on slashdot, but am I the only one that finds the recent news out of Transmeta rather disapointing? I tried not to hype myself up that much in the first place, but a mobile processor? Please.

    I guess I just don't get it. If the speculation from the patents are right, and if it can translate x86 or any other architectures instructions in real time and actually emulate it faster than it can be run natively, then why mobile processing? The rumors seemed to be based on some type of small power consumption making it good for mobile processing - come on. Sure mobile this and portable that, but if there is a faster CPU out there please don't restrict it to a laptop or some similar device - all of us power users need the flexability of a Tower/Desktop computer, period.

    The only conclusion I can draw from this is that it must be revolutionary in some other way. The "secret message" says nothing about being fast or even having anything to do with normal desktop computing. I'd have to assume Transmeta is either seriously misusing some potentialy revolutionary technology, or merely changed the direction they were going in since those first patents were made. I'm hoping for the latter...

    --
    - tred
    1. Re:Will Crusoe really be that great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats gotta be the stupidest thing I've EVER heard. even counting the things from my own mouth. -ac

  198. This isn't totally new... by Matt+Bridges · · Score: 1

    I know that some people won't like it when I say anything that could be constured as negative towards Transmeta in general, but the idea of a reconfigurable processor is not at all new. Field Programmable Gate Arrays (FPGAs) are 'blank' microprocessors that can be configured and reconfigured almost like and EEPROM. They are used in, among other things, prototypes and first-run products, because if bugs emerge instead of having to pull out a chip they can merely reconfigure it. Granted, these chips are, to date, used primarily in small-scale embedded products, although MIT has a project (I believe called the Oxygen project) that will scale up the concept considerably. However, Transmeta does seem to be the first to take the concept to this extreme (at least, that's what the rumors tell us).

    1. Re:This isn't totally new... by Guy+Harris · · Score: 2
      However, Transmeta does seem to be the first to take the concept to this extreme

      Which concept? The concept of doing the reconfigurability in software, rather than in hardware as is the case with an FPGA?

      The patents they have all seem to imply that the processor does have a native instruction set, that code in other instruction sets is translated to the native instruction set by software, and that at least some of the fancy hardware features are intended to let the translators make very optimistic assumptions when they translate the code, with the code faulting if the assumptions aren't valid, and the software then recovering and re-translating with less optimistic assumptions.

  199. Images "Created With The Gimp" by Adnans · · Score: 1

    That's a good sign :)

    --
    "In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people." --Linus Torvalds
  200. Holy wordgames Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just might have something there. Then again how would they pay Paul Allen back? There isn't much room for "suport" other than the reference manual.

  201. The page was obviously written... by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 1

    ... by hand. Such a human touch of perfection can mean only one thing... BEOWULF!!

    --

    Should invading one's peaceful neighbours be opposed, or rewarded with trade deals?

    1. Re:The page was obviously written... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it could mean YOURE GAY.

  202. Enough with the damned swirls already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the Lightwave logo.

    1. Re:Enough with the damned swirls already! by 187 · · Score: 2

      Now don't forget the Java logo, it's got all sorts of swirls!!

      Hmmm.. Java.. Mobile hardware/software.. How many readers would cry themselves to sleep at night if this product involved JAVA???

      "But... But... IT'S NOT PERL!! LINUS!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

      Look quick kiddies, this post is aboot to be moderated...

  203. I know where they got their logo... by jht · · Score: 2

    And I don't think it was Debian. For many years, I ran a network of Macs for a company that made supermarket circulars. We used a funky program from Multi-Ad Services called Multi-Ad Creator. It's still the best thing I've used for single-page ad layouts, and the logo (dating back at least 8 years) is nearly identical in design and concept.

    The processor, OTOH, I don't have a lot to contribute about...

    - -Josh Turiel

    --
    -- Josh Turiel
    "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
    1. Re:I know where they got their logo... by drix · · Score: 2

      I'd almost expect that design to go - perphaps not the logo, but the rest of the site. It just seems a little amateurish - as if Linus himself created it in his spare time (he's a code monkey, not a GA). Oh well, on January 19th we'll know that, as well as if we're a finalist in the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes (15 years in a row here).
      --
      "Some people say that I proved if you get a C average, you can end up being successful in life."

      --

      I think there is a world market for maybe five personal web logs.
  204. out of order Source = Crusoe? by aberman · · Score: 4

    Ok, let's take it a bit more seriously.

    We already know that they have a patent on a microprocessor which should be able to run other processor instructions.
    +
    Crusoe = out of order sourCe.

    Ok, here it is: It's a multiprocessor that, given any instruction set, figures out ways to parallelize the code as much as possible by performing instructions out of order.

    1. Re:out of order Source = Crusoe? by iainh · · Score: 2

      Does this mean that if the source is "Out of Order" then the program will work anyway? Perhaps Windows will be stable on this thing.

  205. GABBO IS COMING! by kwashiorkor · · Score: 1
    Gabbo!
    Gabbo!
    Gabbo!

    For all their (non)marketing genius/idiocy, you have to give this company credit just for whetting our appetites.

    Still, from what information is on their website, it looks like it's another do-it-all processor for the next mobile all-in-wonder cell phone/pda/mp3 playing/cellular network beowulf cluster ;)enabled monster that someone or other is about to come out with.

    Don't let my tone fool you into thinking that I'm any less keen about what they have up their sleeves though. I'm thinking that it might be worth investigating further.

    Good luck Transmeta!

    --
    -- kwashiorkor --
    Leaps in Logic
    should not be confused with
    Jumping to Conclusions.
  206. www.crusoe.com by TrisMcC · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, hardcore...www.crusoe.com...Why didn't we find this earlier so we could GUESS SOME MORE?

  207. Will XISC kill the JavaChip? by Wyvern13 · · Score: 2

    If Crusoe really is what everyone is billing it as , a XISC-architecture (eXtended Instruction Set Code) chip, then should be expected to have serious ramifications in the embedded systems market. If this thing could hardware emulate a JavaChip, an Itanium, or, for that matter, a G4, then chip design has pretty much been standardized, in that there is a single standard capable of replicating all others.

    --
    - Dave "It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy" - Steve Jobs
  208. Re:Wednesday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because then they couldnt announce it on Jan 1900 (see it?) and poke fun at all the Y2K-hype/paranoia. :)

  209. Wednesday... by MrCreosote · · Score: 2

    Jan 19, 00 is a Wednesday. Since they are announcing something called Crusoe, shouldn't they announce it on a Friday?

    Why did the farmer call his rooster Robinson?
    Because it crew so.

    --
    MrCreosote Meow!Thump!Meow!Thump!Meow!Thump! "You're right! There isn't enough room to swing a cat in here!"
  210. no longer accessible (403 forbidden) by mcc · · Score: 1

    heh, interesting.. going to that directory i now get a 403 forbidden: you don't have permission to access this directory.

    Looks like someone at transmeta.com is not only there, but actually reading slashdot and reacting to it by suddenly remembering to shut off access to the apache automatically generated index pages.. :)

  211. Mobile != walking around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being able to move code from any other machine to one Crusoe machine, could certainly be considered "mobile."

    End of my Further Rampant Speculation. :)

  212. Run condition.... nah it's deadlock by Flammon · · Score: 1

    Ok you kernel gurus, how does such a problem get resolved in C.

  213. RJB Consultiing by gavinhall · · Score: 3

    check out all the domains they have registerd
    BR> GO-CRUSOES.COM
    GO-CRUSOES.ORG
    GO-CRUSOES.NET
    GOCRUSOES.NET
    RJBAKER.COM
    GOCRUSOES.ORG
    CRUSOE.COM
    CRUSOES.NET
    GOCRUSOES.COM
    CRUSOES.COM
    CRUSOES.ORG
    CYBERBORG.COM
    Y2KSANDIEGO.COM
    FROTZ.COM
    MOBILE-PROCESSOR.ORG
    MOBILE-PROCESSOR.COM
    MOBILEPROCESSOR.NET
    GO-CRUSOE.ORG
    GO-CRUSOE.COM
    MOBILE-PROCESSOR.NET
    GOCRUSOE.ORG
    GO-CRUSOE.NET
    MOBILEPROCESSOR.ORG
    GOCRUSOE.NET
    MOBILEPROCESSOR.COM
    GOCRUSOE.COM

  214. Moderate this UP! (Re: I've got it!) by orcrist · · Score: 2

    Even if this is a coincidence, it's a pretty amazing one; this leads me to believe it might not be one.

    Chris

    --
    San Francisco values: compassion, tolerance, respect, intelligence
  215. [doc brown voice]1.21 giga-hits![/doc brown voice] by wynlyndd · · Score: 5

    [doc brown voice] "...The only problem with a Slashdot effect is that you never know when one's going to strike!"[/doc brown voice]

    [marty mcfly voice] "We do now! January 19th, 2000! 12:00am! http://www.transmeta.com!" [/marty mcfly voice]

    --
    "Dogs and cats, living together...it's mass hysteria!"
  216. DIG @ns.best.com transmeta.com axfr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    I was able to get a zone transfer from Transmeta's ISP, Best Internet as I have an account there. Here goes:


    ; > DiG 8.2 > @ns.best.com transmeta.com axfr
    ; (1 server found)
    ; TSIG ok
    $ORIGIN transmeta.com.
    @ 1D IN SOA ns1 hostmaster (
    1999111407 ; serial
    3H ; refresh
    1H ; retry
    1W ; expiry
    1D ) ; minimum

    1D IN NS ns1
    1D IN NS ns2
    1D IN NS NS1.NYC.GLOBIX.NET.
    1D IN NS NS2.NYC.GLOBIX.NET.
    1D IN NS Z1.NS.SJC1.GLOBIX.NET.
    1D IN NS ns1.best.COM.
    1D IN NS ns2.best.COM.
    1D IN NS ns3.best.COM.
    1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    www-old 1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    1D IN A 206.184.214.11
    palladium 1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    nntp 1D IN CNAME neon-best
    neosilicon 1D IN A 206.184.214.14
    1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    ptf 1D IN CNAME neosilicon
    cryptomail 1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    news 1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    best-gw-aux 1D IN A 206.184.214.33
    www2adm 1D IN A 209.10.41.229
    mmm 1D IN CNAME www
    neon-gw 1D IN A 206.184.214.13
    mailhost 1D IN CNAME neosilicon
    ssl 1D IN A 206.184.214.15
    mail 1D IN CNAME neosilicon
    www 1D IN A 209.10.41.231
    1D IN A 209.10.41.232
    1D IN A 209.10.41.233
    1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    neon-best 1D IN A 206.184.214.10
    1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    www1 1D IN A 209.10.41.231
    best-gw 1D IN A 206.184.214.1
    www1adm 1D IN A 209.10.41.228
    www2 1D IN A 209.10.41.232
    ns1 1D IN A 209.10.41.227
    1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    www3adm 1D IN A 209.10.41.230
    www3 1D IN A 209.10.41.233
    polaris 1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    1D IN A 206.184.214.37
    ns2 1D IN A 206.184.214.14
    1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    ns 1D IN MX 40 neosilicon
    1D IN A 206.184.214.14
    @ 1D IN SOA ns1 hostmaster (
    1999111407 ; serial
    3H ; refresh
    1H ; retry
    1W ; expiry
    1D ) ; minimum

    ;; Received 47 answers (47 records).
    ;; FROM: shell7.ba.best.com to SERVER: 209.24.149.41
    ;; WHEN: Mon Nov 15 19:27:25 1999
    Sorry it looks so funny... but Slashdot won't let me do tags.
  217. What is it with swirl Logos? by andersen · · Score: 1
    Check these out Logos:

    Transmeta's Crusoe Logo

    Debian's Logo

    Lineo's Logo

    Notice a common theme here?

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    -Erik -- --This message was written using 73% post-consumer electrons--
  218. Hmmm by Daniel · · Score: 2

    GO-CRUSOES.COM
    GO-CRUSOES.ORG
    GO-CRUSOES.NET
    GOCRUSOES.NET
    GOCRUSOES.ORG
    GOCRUSOES.COM
    GO-CRUSOE.ORG
    GO-CRUSOE.COM
    GOCRUSOE.ORG
    GO-CRUSOE.NET
    GOCRUSOE.COM


    Anyone want to guess what their marketing campaign is going to be? :-)

    Daniel

    --
    Hurry up and jump on the individualist bandwagon!
  219. REAL Transmeta Secret Message by severed · · Score: 3

    If you view the source at:
    http://www.transmeta.com/super/sekrut/message/in dex.html

    From the source:
    ---------------------
    !---Yes, there is a secret message, and this is it:
    Transmeta's policy has been to remain silent about its plans for world domination until it had something to demonstrate to the world.
    On January 19th, 2000, Transmeta is going to announce and demonstrate what Crusoe processors can do by destorying the capital city of every nation on Eatrh.
    Simultaneously, all capital cities of an alien race known as the Juridians will be reduced to component atoms as payment for this new technology that we have accquired from a friendly alien race. Of course, all of the details will go up on this Web site for everyone on the Internet to see.
    Crusoe will be cool hardware and software for military applications.
    Crusoe will be unconventional, which is why we wanted to let you know in advance to stay away from any major cities. If you do this, then you can come look at the entire Web site after the attack in January. Please avoid viewing any of the public media in the mean time, so that you can avoid the alien propaganda, and get the full story and have access to all of the real details as soon as they are available.---

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    HaXXXor.com - Naked Chicks Teach You How To Ha

  220. Keynote is archived here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  221. Transmeta domain names: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    Transmeta domain names:

    RJB Consulting (GO-CRUSOES2-DOM) GO-CRUSOES.COM
    RJB Consulting (GO-CRUSOES3-DOM) GO-CRUSOES.ORG
    RJB Consulting (GO-CRUSOES-DOM) GO-CRUSOES.NET
    RJB Consulting (GOCRUSOES2-DOM) GOCRUSOES.NET
    RJB Consulting (RJBAKER-DOM) RJBAKER.COM
    RJB Consulting (GOCRUSOES3-DOM) GOCRUSOES.ORG
    RJB Consulting (CRUSOE5-DOM) CRUSOE.COM
    RJB Consulting (CRUSOES5-DOM) CRUSOES.NET
    RJB Consulting (GOCRUSOES-DOM) GOCRUSOES.COM
    RJB Consulting (CRUSOES4-DOM) CRUSOES.COM
    RJB Consulting (CRUSOES3-DOM) CRUSOES.ORG
    RJB Consulting (CYBERBORG-DOM) CYBERBORG.COM
    RJB Consulting L.L.C. (Y2KSANDIEGO-DOM) Y2KSANDIEGO.COM
    RjB Consulting / Frotz SubVersions (FROTZ3-DOM) FROTZ.COM
    rjb consulting (MOBILE-PROCESSOR2-DOM) MOBILE-PROCESSOR.ORG
    rjb consulting (MOBILE-PROCESSOR3-DOM) MOBILE-PROCESSOR.COM
    rjb consulting (MOBILEPROCESSOR-DOM) MOBILEPROCESSOR.NET
    rjb consulting (GO-CRUSOE3-DOM) GO-CRUSOE.ORG
    rjb consulting (GO-CRUSOE2-DOM) GO-CRUSOE.COM
    rjb consulting (MOBILE-PROCESSOR-DOM) MOBILE-PROCESSOR.NET
    rjb consulting (GOCRUSOE3-DOM) GOCRUSOE.ORG
    rjb consulting (GO-CRUSOE-DOM) GO-CRUSOE.NET
    rjb consulting (MOBILEPROCESSOR3-DOM) MOBILEPROCESSOR.ORG
    rjb consulting (GOCRUSOE2-DOM) GOCRUSOE.NET
    rjb consulting (MOBILEPROCESSOR2-DOM) MOBILEPROCESSOR.COM
    rjb consulting (GOCRUSOE-DOM) GOCRUSOE.COM

  222. Mobility Means?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3
    There is a body of research on mobile code and/or mobile programs. In short, code that can be run anywhere (e.g., java bytecode, Obliq, etc.).

    This fits with the rumors on a meta processor; indepence from instruction sets. Are you marooned on a instruction set you'd like to get off of??

    Then there is the mobile phone, mobile assistant, mobile computer.

    While a low wattage speedy microprocessor would be interesting. Everyone who isn't trying to do an Intel clone is in this market. There's room for another player. However, a player who is going to give the VC firms a 10x return on their investment? The margins down here tend to be small.

    So I'm not sure mobility necessarily means the latter here. Of course time will tell....

  223. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the beef?

    1. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I left it next to the bottle of bacardi in the fridge, take a look.

  224. I'm reminded of the SEL 32 by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5

    Some years ago I worked with a Systems Engineering Laboratories SEL 32. This was a very high-end minicomputer, in the form of a six-foot hunk of 19-inch rack, chock full of circuitry. Just under 1 Megabuck.

    The computer itself was made of wire-wrapped socket boards stuffed full of standard chips, then tied together by a big backplane and some ribbon cables. It had downloadable firmware. Part of the standard documentation was the complete set of diagrams for the circuitry and complete listings of the firmware. You could get the listings of the OS if you wanted them.

    So it was an totally open-source machine, at least to the customers. You could hack the OS, or use it as a base to write your own system. you could change the firmware. You could even rewire the beast itself.

    Our hardware maintainence man was ex of SEL's own customer engineering (i.e. onsite-repair) department. He had a few tales to tell.

    It seems that a bit over half their production was delivered to designated loading docks at apparently abandoned warehouses, and was gone the next day. The bills were paid. And they never had to go fix 'em. (Or almost...)

    One time he DID have to go fix one. And they flew him there in an airplane with blacked-out windows, which did quite a few manouvers during several hours of flight. Then they took him from the plane to the building in a tent tunnel.

    It seems the computer was very popular with the No Such Agency, for doing cryptography. They could fix it themselves, using generic parts. They could hack on it to add stuff they didn't want out of their sight and into the industry. And they could be sure that did exactly what they thought it did.

    Or at least they could usually fix it. Which is why my collegue ended up in spookland for an afternoon.

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    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  225. Photoshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice that the jpeg image was made in photoshop?

  226. Transmeta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew Transmeta had something to do with David Caruso.

    1. Re:Transmeta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

    2. Re:Transmeta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well my roommate's breath smells like cat food.

  227. VIEW PAGE SOURCE by babbage · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the source of the Transmeta page -- there's a message hidden in the comments. I'd cut & paste but it's easier to just look for yourself...



  228. No, it's Penguins! by Pope · · Score: 1

    No, it's Penguins!
    (Hmm, SG was just on TV last night. Weird...)

    Hey, do you think Transmeta will use that as its slogan?

    Pope

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    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  229. transmeta, and it's other employees by ovlaski · · Score: 1

    who is this guy: hpa@transmeta.com (H. Peter Anvin) and why is he posting here (http://www.phoaks.com/comp/std/c++/, search for 'transmeta' in your web browser.) He has a @transmeta address ... why? here's his personal page; http://www.zytor.com/~hpa/

  230. So do I get a prize? by Dacta · · Score: 2

    The first person to find out anything about Transmeta that they didn't want everyone to know

    At least I don't feel so stupid any more.

    --Donate food by clicking: www.thehungersite.com

  231. Y2k non-compliant webpages (marginally ontopic) by copito · · Score: 2
    I was looking at the source of http://www.unix.digital.com/linux/ and found this tasty tidbit or Javascript.

    var year = today.getYear();
    if (year < 100){
    year += 1900;
    }
    return(this_month[month]+" "+day+", "+year);
    }
    // rev03.29.1999 -- DO NOT MODIFY! -- End date display function with y2k compatibility

    Which will clearly display the year as 100 in 2000. I emailed the webmaster some months ago but they never changed it. Oh well, it won't bring any airplanes out of the sky, but it does make one wonder about the efficacy of Y2K remediation.
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    "L'IT c'est moi!"
  232. Yoda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yoda could so kick Linuses' Ass in a light saber duel. He'd do little flips and stuff and prolly chisel out Linus pretty good.

  233. What you talkin'bout brotha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The JPG's say "Created with Photoshop" and the gif's are unlabelled. Where'd you see a GIMP plug?

  234. What you talkin'bout brotha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The JPG's say "Created with Photoshop" and the gif's are unlabelled. Where'd you see a GIMP plug? Oh, and I forgot to ask... why aren't they using PNG's?

  235. Re:[doc brown voice]1.21 giga-hits![/doc brown voi by knarph · · Score: 1

    Yes, I was thinking about sending a letter off to the folks at transmeta to ask them if I could go and watch smoke start to pour out of their webserver(s). Actually webservers, looks like from some other posts that there is surely more then one.

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    -- This post contains %100 recycled electrons Remove spam and eggs to send some mail.
  236. Re: Transmeta and mobile computing by Raetsel · · Score: 1
    Good point, I like the idea of quality!

    There are precious few companies out there that can survive making high quality things instead of 'faster, better, cheaper... now in this year's colors!!' things. I sincerely hope that Transmeta is one of them.

    Since the debut of the clock-doubled processor, there have always been bottlenecks in communication. HD, Memory, and video bandwidth, interrupt usage, winmodems... these factors and devices have conspired to slow down performance. For the most part, designers and engineers have managed to work around these problems. Now, Transmeta comes along with (what appears to be) a 'make things play nice together' strategy, instead of warring over instruction sets and other proprietary BS.

    Put this to use in a mobile device, where size, energy consumption (and it's evil twin, heat generation) are directly related to cost and usability, and there's a market that will welcome you with open arms!

    I see this as something similar to the Digital interpreter for intel Win32 binaries.... remember it? It allowed intel-specific WinNT apps to run on the Alpha processor. BUT, as the app ran, the interpreter would generate Alpha-native code. Eventually, once you'd used all the functions and features of your chosen application, you'd have a best-guess version for the Alpha! Neat, huh? Now, do it faster, in hardware!!

    Now, imagine running Linux, on a light, long-lived laptop, and being able to run... DOS and Windows binaries. Or any Apple software (I know a couple Mac-only pharmaceutical-modeling apps). Or Be, OS/2, Irix, NeXT Step, PalmOS, Epoc...

    Another thought occurs to me as well... imagine a portable / palmtop / handheld that can peacefully co-exist and talk directly with all others! Psion, Palm and WinCE...others that aren't so well known. You can't transfer your electronic business card from a WinCE device to a Palm, but this just might make it possible!!!

    God, it's a great time to be alive!

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    "...America's great minds of today, teaching America's great minds of tomorrow. Poor bastards." -- A Beautiful Min
  237. [OT] Russell's Paradox!! by Gurlia · · Score: 1

    WoW! Finally! A real world example of Russell's Paradox!! So those eccentric math profs were actually talking about something real!! :->

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    mikre he sophia he tou Mikrosophou.