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  1. Re:5.5? Feh! on 5.5 Earthquake Hits Canada; Felt in US Midwest, New England · · Score: 1

    geotagged geo:lat=43.844397 geo:lon=-79.385297

  2. Re:5.5? Feh! on 5.5 Earthquake Hits Canada; Felt in US Midwest, New England · · Score: 1

    Here in southern California, a mere 5.5 would hardly even arouse anyone's interest.

    Yes, but these were 5.5 METRIC Richters (or Richtres, as we call them).

  3. Nice try, America on Might Shatner Boldly Lead Canada As Governor? · · Score: 1

    It seems that acting can lead to the highest offices in places other than California

    Ummm... Ronald Regan?

  4. Re:Biped on New Fossil Sheds Light On Lucy's Family Tree · · Score: 1

    Almost 2 meters tall

    TFA says 5'6" max. That's nowhere near 2 metres.

    Well, not metric metres...

  5. A higher layer of abstraction on Preserving Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1

    Just incrementally back up the entire Matrix. You can roll it back a decade or two to play your Atari game.

  6. 'Greyglers' on At Google, You're Old and Gray At 40 · · Score: 1

    'Greyglers'

    I loved those guys on Babylon 5. Wait, or were they a clan in Masquerade?

  7. Filter Bypass on Schools, Filtering Companies Blocking Google SSL · · Score: 1

    If you're in a school and your traffic is being filtered, then you aren't talking to the right people.

  8. Re:NYCL site - Off topic I know.... on Special Master Appointed In Jammie Thomas Case · · Score: 1

    > Is anyone else getting a "jumble" when looking at NYCL site?
    Yeah, and what fun it is!

    TARPIE
    _( )_( )_ _

    TREKCAR
    _ _( )_ _ _( )

    MILIWERE
    _ _ _ _ _ _( )_

    ASMOTH
    _( )_ _ _( )

    GRIEFINN
    _ _( )_ _ _ _( )

    What the RIAA is suing for: **** *****(2 words, 4 letters, 5 letters)

    (BTW, slashdot: "Please use fewer 'junk' characters"... screw you)

  9. Re:Reason on Special Master Appointed In Jammie Thomas Case · · Score: 1

    Is that like twice the asshole of a regular asshole lawyer?

    It's an asshole lawyer who is about to get ripped a new one by "The Master"

  10. Re:Tune in a half-hour early... on IBM's Question-Answering System "Watson" Revisited · · Score: 1

    A good formula for "Expected Happiness", from the Wizard of Odds (4th question down):

    When the prizes become life-changing amounts, the wise player should play conservatively at the expense of maximizing expected value. A good strategy should be to maximize expected happiness. A good function to measure happiness I think is the log of your total wealth. Let's take a person with existing wealth of $100,000 who is presented with two cases of $0.01 and $1,000,000. By taking "no deal" the expected happiness is 0.5*log($100,000.01) + 0.5*log($1,100,000) = 5.520696. Let b be the bank offer where the player is indifferent to taking it.

    log(b) = 5.520696 b = 105.520696 b = $331,662.50.

    So this hypothetical player should be indifferent at a bank offer of $331,662.50. The lesser your wealth going into the game the more conservatively you should play.

  11. Re:Threatened? on San Francisco Requires Cell Phone Radiation Warnings · · Score: 1

    WARNING!: This item is harmless.

  12. Set up instructions on Set Free Your Inner Jedi (Or Pyro) · · Score: 5, Funny

    The thing that caught my eye was

    The label that read "do not look at laser with remaining eye"?

  13. Pervs on Thumbprints Used To Check Books Out of School Library · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is a biometric recognition system and no image of a fingerprint is ever stored[...] The thumbprint creates a mathematical template.

    How can we be sure there isn't some perv getting off to our children's mathematical templates?

  14. Re:Odd choice on Amazon Kindle Fails First College Test · · Score: 1

    I had the cash and was a professor I you could make a killing off of leasing books to students.

    Better than what's happening now: professor churns out a low-grade course book, then gets it added as a mandatory book. One of my calculus profs did that, and it was the worst piece of crap book I'd ever bought. There were mistakes in several formulas. Nearly every diagram was on a different page than the descriptive text (and by that, I mean a page-flip away. Then a page flip back to re-read the text, then a page flip again to see the diagram...)

    And of course, he had already written the "second edition", so I couldn't even resell the junker.

  15. Re:Ugh on When Rewriting an App Actually Makes Sense · · Score: 1

    All the years from System 7 through System 9 were sad, abusive times to be an Apple customer. They kept bringing out inadequate hardware at astounding prices

    I take it that means Apple is currently on, what, System 8?

  16. Re:Um no on Chrome Private Mode Not Quite Private · · Score: 1

    So I jump on your computer and browse to red-hot-midget-porn.net and find that the zoom level isnt the default value...

    Then I would ask "If you end up zooming in on the midgets anyways, why not just go with regular-sized porn?"

  17. Re:You have to wonder on Wikimedia Confusion Swirls In Wake of Porn Charges · · Score: 2, Funny

    (like smoking weed while watching Star Trek at home - no victim? No crime).

    Depends. Is it Star Trek V? If not, we're cool.

  18. What kind of car? on Car Hits Utility Pole, Takes Out EC2 Datacenter · · Score: 1

    So a car just happens to take out a strategic Amazon datacenter? By any chance, was the car a Mini Cooper? Were the paramedics able to attach a neck-brace to the driver over his black turtleneck? And what's with the strange email send moments before? "The JOB will be done in a flash [sent from my iPhone]"

  19. Go, Greasemonkey, Go on Google To Answer Your Questions Directly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was going to write a Greasemonkey script, but there's already a ton of them to address this bug.

    Here's one that seems to work: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/76060

  20. Training on Seeing the Forest For the Trees · · Score: 1

    Okay, program-- this is a quark. Do you see it? Do you recognize it? Great. Get to work, and I'll be back in a few weeks to see how you're doing.

  21. Bye bye Karma on "Serious Games" Industry Gains Traction · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I i'z a serious develepir!! this i'z a SERIUS gaem!

  22. Less security, more convenience on How Do You Handle Your Keys? · · Score: 1
    Go buy a whole bunch of magnet boxes and hollow hidey-rocks.

    For anything metallic, stick the key to it in the box, and magnet it to the underside. IE: The underside of your car.

    For the rest, put the key in the hidey-rock, and place in a convenient yet inconspicuous location

    Now you never need to carry the key with you. It's already there. Sure, someone might find it and use it, but if they were that determined to break into your house / car / girlfriend, they'd do it anyways.

  23. Re:Lawsuit? on Hacker Develops ATM Rootkit · · Score: 1

    "Here's your $100,00, in $20 and $50s."

    You can have $100 as five $20s or two $50s, but not both denominations.

    Seems I lost a zero. Stupid Diebold machines.

  24. Re:Lawsuit? on Hacker Develops ATM Rootkit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Financially bankrupting someone for pointing out security flaws might dissuade others from doing so in the future, for fear of the same consequences.

    Not a chance. To get the cash to pay the fines, he'll just break into a bunch of ATMS.

    "Here's your $100,00, in $20 and $50s."

  25. Griefers, unite on Google Releases a Web-App Case Study For Hackers · · Score: 1

    AppEngine will start a new instance of Jarlsberg for you, assign it a unique id ... http://jarlsberg.appspot.com/123/ (where 123 is your unique id). If you want to share your instance of Jarlsberg, just share the full URL with them including your unique id.

    ...it is possible to put your Jarlsberg instance into a state where it is completely unusable. If that happens, you can push a magic "reset button" to wipe out all the data in your instance and start from scratch. To do this, visit this URL with your instance id: http://jarlsberg.appspot.com/resetbutton/123

    I think I've spotted a vulnerability:

    $griefingIsFun = 0;
    while (1)
    get("http://jarlsberg.appspot.com/resetbutton/" . $griefingIsFun++);