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  1. Re:Two parts? on MGM and Warner Near On Deal For Hobbit Films · · Score: 2, Informative

    God forbid they ever try and do the silmarillion.

    I think they should do an entire HBO vignette series out of the Silmarillion. There's lots of good fodder in there that would distill down nicely to a 3-story episode, or a multi-part story arc or two. Plus they can bring on multiple actors, directors and writers to suit the individual stories.

    And can you seriously tell me that you don't want to see an epic battle against a horde of Balrogs? Or an invasion of an armada so vast that the only way to defeat them is to crack the planet?

  2. Unloaded? on Father of Java, James Gosling Unloads · · Score: 1

    I read the title, and thought it was an obituary with a "clever" play on words. "Unload your dead", shouted the garbage collector.

  3. Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici on This Is a News Website Article About a Scientific Paper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here I question why the parent post got modded insightful, when it was funny, prompting a lecture about Slashdot's karma system. My post will, ironically, be modded funny, and in doing so, will start a flame-war about the proper use of "ironic".

  4. Gotten away with it on Man Gets 12-Year Jail Sentence For Planting Child Porn On Enemy's Computer · · Score: 1

    his plot to have Mr. Thompson sacked and prosecuted very nearly succeeded

    ... if it weren't for those meddling kids.

  5. Early start on Microsoft Says IE9 Beta Demand Overwhelming · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two million malware distributors want an early start on the game...

  6. Re:GameStop Preorder ticket on Duke Nukem Forever Back In Development · · Score: 1

    Great, now I want to know if they will. If they do, post the story to a blog and submit it! "Oldest Video Game Preorder Fulfilled"

  7. Re:Shaq Fu on The Best Video Games On Awful Systems · · Score: 1

    On Cheap-Ass Gamer, a video-game deal discussion forum, their "swear replacement" is the Shaq-Fu symbol. IE: I don't like you. Go SHAQ-FU yourself!

    I've seen it so often that my mind automatically re-substitutes the swears. Browsing through piles of old Genesis games makes for an interesting experience. "NHL 92, Madden 91, Fuck You, Sonic 1..."

  8. Re:Wait... on UVB-76 Explained · · Score: 1

    SkyNyet

    You can't take the sky from me.

  9. Re:Just because you don't know... on Is RFID Really That Scary? · · Score: 1

    Has anyone tried to quantify this? If you put all your RFID into a contained that has a receiver, it can detect each time the RFID is interrogated. You might not know who is grabbing the data, but at least you'll know how many times a day you're "detected" just by walking around.

  10. 54-40 on "Choose Your Own Adventure" On Your iPhone · · Score: 1

    If all I can do is follow the links, how I will get to the good ending of Inside UFO 54-40?

  11. Re:That's too bad... on Leaving a Comment? That'll Be 99 Cents, and Your Name · · Score: 1

    Hello? Is there anybody out there?

    - Mike Hunt

  12. Observation on Dell Says 90% of Recorded Business Data Is Never Read · · Score: 1

    And now that Dell's looked at the files, they've been read. There goes that theory.

  13. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat on Colleges Stepping Up Anti-Cheating Technology · · Score: 1

    Chewing gum or no chewing gum

    I see this as a good thing. Screw the cheating aspect... if I have to go through one more exam with someone gnashing away at gum the whole while, someone's going to end up insane or de-jawed. (And yes I do ask them to stop, and yes I do make a request with the TA/Proctor. Some people are just jerks).

  14. Re:The Roads Must Roll? on Should Cities Install Moving Sidewalks? · · Score: 1

    For those fond of radio dramas, "The Roads Must Roll", as presented by X-Minus One (care of Archive.org)

  15. Re:Every input is bad... on Photo Kiosks Infecting Customers' USB Devices · · Score: 1

    I work at Woolworths (The parent company), and I really wonder if I start blowing my trumpet about this, will:
    a) Anyone in management have a clue what this means.
    b) Anyone be able to track down someone who can actually DO something about it.
    c) (sadly) whether anyone will actually care enough to make a change for the better.

    You forgot, given how corporations treat people with knowledge of vulnerabilities
    d) You get fired for hacking and criminally charged

  16. Re:Why it was made big on The 'Back' Button the Most Clicked Firefox Icon · · Score: 1

    Every time I see this:

    <input type='submit' onclick='formsubmit()' text='submit'>

    <script type='text/javascript'>
    function formsubmit() {
        document.form.submit()
    }
    </script>

    I swear I want to tie off one end of a long length of barbed wire, make the developer swallow the other end-- and when it's passed through, give them a full body floss.

    (Same goes for big, big, red text that says "DO NOT USE the back or reload buttons on your browser, because I learned everything I "know" about Web Page Design from a book called Web Page Design")

  17. Re:Privacy Setting Windows Live on New Messenger Has Same Old, Gaping Privacy Holes · · Score: 1

    Yes. Yes you can. Privacy settings & permissions

  18. Useful for space launch? on ESA's GOCE Satellite Provides Gravity Map of Earth · · Score: 1

    Could the "above elevation" spots be useful for reducing the cost of a launch into space? Would that "80m less of gravity" make enough of a difference to be worth building a launch pad on? Hmm, did the calculation (I think) and it seems you'd get a 0.003% reduction in weight. I'm going to guess no?

  19. Re:I love mathematicians... on The Tuesday Birthday Problem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I have two children, one of whom is a boy born on a Tuesday. What's the probability that my other child is a boy?"

    "I don't know - you have not given me enough information"

    So the correct answer is "That depends. Is your other child a boy?"

  20. Re:People who cheat should blame themselves, not F on Facebook, Friend of Divorce Lawyers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about the cheaters who get divorced in order to marry their other lover?

    If that's the type of person they're going after, they'll quickly discover what it's like to be on the "cheated" side.

  21. Re:"Scour"? on Pakistan To Scour Google, Yahoo For Blasphemy · · Score: 1

    Shhh... I'm trying to keep them off the trail of the good stuff.

  22. "Scour"? on Pakistan To Scour Google, Yahoo For Blasphemy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Scour"? It's the fucking Internet. How hard can it be? Start here! Let everyone know when you're done, ok?

  23. Actual use on Senate Panel Approves Cybersecurity Bill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Michelle: Are you coming to bed?

    Barrak: I can't. This is important.

    Michelle: What?

    Barrak: Someone is wrong on the Internet.

    Michelle: Oh, for the love of-- {pushes button}

  24. Re:That's what they said about CD-Rs on SanDisk WORM SD Card Can Store Data For 100 Years · · Score: 1

    it's just more bullshit marketing

    Speaking of marketing, am I the only one who thinks that, given the recent rash of malware pre-installed on media, calling this device a WORM is a bad idea?

  25. Re:"First Female PM" is not news. on Australia Gets Its First Female Prime Minister · · Score: 1

    I'm sick of "First X Elected To Whatever Office." Haven't we moved past this yet? Ideas matter. Gender, ethnicity, heredity do not.

    Yeah, I'm waiting for the "First X Elected to Whatever Office", where X = "First X Elected To Not Be Explicitly Mentioned as X".