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  1. Corporations as Persons on Microsoft Accepts Most EU Demands, But Not Over Source · · Score: 1, Funny

    the EU should render Ms to Syria. IE7 might get improved with a little torture.

  2. On a bright note on Interview With Mark Cuban About Grokster · · Score: 0

    that means non-corporate citizens (US-sic?) are pimps.

    But their ho's are trying to f their own pimps up the ass.

    Oh, man. Its going to be a sight for sad eyes when the pimps come down hard on the (p)ho(l)'s:

    CitizenPimp: "where you hiddin' the rest of the money B_tch"
    CheneyHo: "Oh come on, you know I love you. I'll put some lips on y'stick right now. Give me some Special Sauuce!"
    CitizenPimp: "Don't give me that sweet talk Ho... I know you got more money B_tch"
    MGMJohn: "Hey, cut the girl some slack, bud"
    CitizenPimp: *waves pistol around in the air like he just don't care*
    "Did I ask you B_tch...? NO! So SHUT the Fu@k up, before I rip your head open, you GODDAMN F'n sleazebag"

    But remember, B_tches is P1mps 2 (JZ)

  3. Give MGM what they want... on Interview With Mark Cuban About Grokster · · Score: 0

    Thats step one.
    2) Carelessly mimic crimes previously depicted in MGM movie.
    3) MGM sues you for IP infringement.
    4) You sue MGM for providing a technological inducement for crimesprees. (by setting advertizingly infectious IP examples)
    5) Since 4 is a widespread crime on the part of MGM and 3 is an individual crime on the part of joo* , the crimes involved in 4 are > than those involved in 3 (plus all judges can brilliantly deduce 4>3 arithmetically) in terms of negative socio-economic impact. The judgements should reflect this, due to MGM's own lobbying logic.
    6) Yaaay!!!**

    *this offer only valid when crimespree regional volume is less than or greater than the circumference of pi.
    **Offer not valid in Quebec.

  4. Yeah but on Firefox Hacks · · Score: 0

    sometimes they 'need' to use IE.

    So you just need to remind them to only use it in rare specific circumstance.

    Do a Google Image search for 'noIE.png'
    Then convert to an icon file.

  5. All Topic Responses Reply To Parent. on Why One Man Got a Guerrilla RFID Implant · · Score: 0

    Parent post is the one true path regarding the article subject's incredible idiocy.

  6. etc on Mac OS X "Tiger" Enters Final Candidate Stage · · Score: 0

    ... OS 11.4 Spotted Owl, OS 11.6 Turkey Vulture...

    ...OS 14.5 CockaRoach, OS 14.7 Earwig, OS 14.9 Silverfish...

    ...OS 18.5 PungentFungi, OS 18.8 Slime Mold, OS 18.9 Psilocybe Mexicana...

    ...OS 20.0 HeadAsplode...
    ... blah blah blah

  7. No. You are. on Classic Math Puzzle Cracked · · Score: 0

    Going from the words he used in the summary,your example should have been:

    "the American editor of Slashdot". (or whatever nation he is from)

    Also, 'Genius' is not often considered a racial slur.

  8. Re:Amusingly.... on TV Show About The Scene · · Score: 0

    The City of Austin, Texas seems to prefer to download teh parody.

  9. all slashdotters go to heaven on Lab-Made Fireball May Be a Black Hole · · Score: 0

    the 72 virgins wating for them are other slashdotters.

  10. Re:Hrm. on U.S. Justice Dept. Chooses Corel over Microsoft · · Score: 0

    as opposed to you sending your own dollars out of the country when you buy goods/services/software/etc?

    oOOoh, buying from pinko commie canadians too!

  11. Re:HDTV? on Star Wars Sith Trailer and the O.C. · · Score: 0

    You misspelt Diarrhea.

  12. cocaine on Nano-Scale Memory Fits A Terabit On A Square Inch · · Score: 0

    makes chocolate bars (more) addictive, and the internet (morer) faster.

  13. Amateur... on Floaters are the New Pop-Ups · · Score: 0

    they'll notice you taking their wallet if you slap them first.

  14. CNN/NBC/ABC/CBS on ALA President Not Fond of Bloggers · · Score: 0

    You mean left-leaning, but still on the right?

  15. Re:It works fine. on Firefox 1.0.1 Released · · Score: 0

    He's giving you evidence for your case. :)

  16. modding will screw with your mind on Was the Lokitorrent Suit a Hoax? · · Score: 0

    was the flamebait mod a result of a capitalist being insulted or a religious person being insulted?

  17. automate it! on iDownload Tries to Silence Spyware Critics · · Score: 0

    rewrite their code so that your computer hijacks their toolbar so that everytime it would normally perform an "Assware" function, instead it sends them a cease and desist 'ceasing and desisting' fax/email/im/voip/messenger/snailmail/telegraph/te lsa energy transmission/etc.

  18. New Legal Strategy on iDownload Tries to Silence Spyware Critics · · Score: 0

    Send Cease To Care and Get Over It Letters!!!

  19. Spelling Gestapo... on UK Leads in TV Show Downloading · · Score: 0

    Asscrack, Nowhere

    you miss-pelt Buttfuck, Manitoba.

  20. Isolationism is a Creamsicle on Kyoto Protocol Comes Into Force · · Score: 0

    "recent history suggest that the United States will not be swayed by foreign legislation"

    I guess international treaties are 'foreign' legislation to all signatories and non-signatories alike?

  21. ..it is the point on Kyoto Protocol Comes Into Force · · Score: 0

    Its called being a 'freerider'.

    If the rest of the world (ideally speaking) bears the costs of reducing environmental impact, and is successfull, the US(or any nation, if there are so few that don't take action that a positive environmental effect to takes place) can reap the benefits, avoid the costs, and in an 'ideal' strategic situation claim that they were in the right all along.

  22. Living in a Penthouse on U.S. Denies Patent on Part-Human Hybrid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can't wait to get started on my perfect pet!

    what are her measurements going to be? :o

  23. Translation: on Random Number Generator That Sees Into the Future · · Score: 0

    "I am part of a religion that believes the Earth is alive and will receive a paradisical glory because it has "obeyed" all the laws that would qualify it for such a reward/rest from the evilness it was had to bear."

    translates to: "I am part of the Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within Fanclub ."

    Joking aside though, I don't have anything in general against the philosophical backing of (as you explain it) your religion, besides the specific criticisms that:

    1. As man should be culpable for his travasties against 'gaia', the earth should be responsible for the sins it has done unto humankind. Just because it is 'aware', doesn't mean the earth is sin-free. Perhaps the earth was born into original sin :p

    2. I hope paradisical glory is available within expanded shell of our sun's death throes.

    I actually kindof like a form of pantheism, but I suspect my anti-theist moodswings exist because if a singular 'God' exists, that God has more serious shit to atone for than any of us.

  24. Einstein = The Kevin Bacon Game of Scientific... on Random Number Generator That Sees Into the Future · · Score: 0

    Validation:

    Associate any set of ideas with Einstein, preferable through geographical location quips, within 5 steps or less and your hypothesis is 'proven' in the court of psi-chic luv.

    Encasing a bodypart of einstein's in a healing rose quartz crystal and rubbing it against one's second chakra is also advised.

    Its a scientific fact!!!!111

  25. All the switches and comp. interfaces..... on Enterprise Fans Buy Full-Page Ad In LA Times · · Score: 0

    will be installed into the floor.