User: A.Chwunbee

Re:What does this mean for Google & TV?

On: Are Newspapers Doomed?

*outsourcing* sub-editor jobs and others to *India*.

Oh ruddy hell, innit, mate? Today, in wery fine speach, mayour of Wollongawoolloga was saying he is not haveing one doubt that permitting builting of new naughty-nauthy knocking shop will be good for local economies...

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On: SCO Owes Novell $2.5 Million

That is being equal to 3576,5379113018597997138769670959 licenses.

Re:Hosting providers

On: MySQL Readies Release Candidate For 5.1

Which one am I needing for web 2.0?

Re:How is this new information?

On: Weak Rivets May Have Sped Sinking of Titanic

Mmm.. bud ice..

Mbudbud bud bud budbud bud ice.

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On: Network Solutions Advertises On Your Sub-Domains

All of you're subdomains, sub sub,
All of you're subdomains are belonging to us.

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Thru click, thru click thru click, for great reveunes doing every click!

Re:Make them yourself

On: How Do You Find Programming Superstars?

How else do you get programmers?

All you are needing to be doing is to be being the chap tha is dialling 1-800-INDIANZ!!!

Re:I can see these selling well

On: WizKid Robot Debuts At New York Museum

waving your arms around doesn't really seem like a very effective input mechanism.

Sahb, are you not having ever mett Italian's and France persons?

Re:Hilbert shmilbert

On: AJAX Version of Mathematica Coming

I am having the proofs that I am knowing who this fine chappie is. However this margin is too ruddy small to be contai

India

On: Entering Passwords Through Eye Movement

It only works if you are not moving the head? I am thinking not much sailes in India then.

Re:Imagine...

On: Student and Professor Build Budget Supercomputer

In Soviet Russia, beowolf cluster of these is imaginning you!

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On: Wildlife Returning To Chernobyl

I for on am welcomming our're new three-headed frog overloads!

Re:Safari

On: MySQL Cookbook

I can cut and paste code from the books into my editor.

Sahib, is very nice to be meeting the fallow Indian!

Re:But It's Still Software From Another Country

On: Windows For Warships Nearly Ready

I do not think the United States Navy would willingly rely on any foreign proprietary software.

Sahib, I am LOLing very much at you're post! United States everything is relying on the foreign software - all writted in INDIA!

Re:Let's wait and see

On: Quake in Taiwan Cripples Internet

Oh woe am I being, how will my outsourced compainy be delivering grate softwares to US at low low low prices now?

Re:Which university is that?

On: Bjarne Stroustrup on the Problems With Programming

Sahib, I am repenting that remark, you biasing against INDIANs typelibellous fellow!

Re:Back then

On: Open Source Spying

They typically require a high level of language fluency and cultural literacy.

So I am understanding that these posts are not reseved only for those being born as US natives?

Re:I wonder

On: Indians Use Google Earth and GPS To Protect Amazon

Please be shutting the bloody fucking hells up, you retarded type of fellow!

Re:Let's reinvent the wheel, not help the poor.

On: An Indian On the Moon By 2020

It was not a dream about a moonshot though.

Was dream of a coon not to be shot?

Re:Let's reinvent the wheel, not help the poor.

On: An Indian On the Moon By 2020

Sahib, we will be greateful chappie 4 all our populations when r needing them for war against wicked wee willy chinky fellows.

u will also be grapefull .. if we r being on ur side.

Re:Shoddy product and customer service will do tha

On: HP Regains Throne as Top PC Maker

After quite a bit of trouble with customer service reading scripts in Indiglish

Sahib, let me tell you that I am wery much ressembling that remark.

Re:When the money dries up...

On: A Lot of Money for Playing Games

For every person in this league there is (probably) 100 people who are nearly as good and (if they so choose) could easily start challenging you for your spot in the league

Sahib, not 100, is being more like 1,00,000 - and they are living in INDIA!

Johnny not needing to code

On: David Brin Laments Absence of Programming For Kids

Johnny better to learn justisprudences or marketing. Let Jaswinder in Jelalibad be doing the code!

Re:LCD backlights will fade unevenly

On: Are Plasma TVs the Next BetaMax?

they'd better try a little harder to find a qualified, but CHEAP executive staff

Cheap and qualified, you are wanting? Now where o where o where could one go looking for those type of chappies?

Re:India game commandments

On: The Indie Game Commandments

Sahib, I am finding you're grammer is totaly in the pit! Should b: "Do not be eating the curry while playing, you foolish fellow".

Sahibs

On: Managing Parallel Development in Two Languages?

Esteemed sahibs, is one of the languages being Urdu?