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  1. Re:I wonder.. on Demiforce Releases "Trism", New Game for iPhone, iPod Touch · · Score: 1

    Hyper monkey-fuck, super-mega-tron island 5000. probably.

  2. Re:immortality available to who? on Key Step In Programmed Cell Death Discovered · · Score: 1

    Not dying of old age is only one part of it, plenty of war, hunger and disease to kill you still.

  3. Re:Approaching Immortality and the end of disease on Key Step In Programmed Cell Death Discovered · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where is the mod for -1 overfilled crackpipe? That was the biggest load of jibber jabber since time cube.

  4. Direct link on New Radar Maps of Moon · · Score: 1
  5. Re:He's an idiot on Customer Loses Xbox 360 Artwork During Repair · · Score: 5, Insightful

    does anyone expect otherwise from any big corporation?

  6. Re:So...No on Teen Phone Phreak Targeted by the FBI · · Score: 1

    I didn't say company should be prosecuted for imperfect security, but for security SO VERY FAULTY that even teenagers could break it. Yea, because we all know teenagers are all completely stupid aren't they, I mean everyone under the age of 20 is capable of only sniffing glue and shoplifting. I mean, that's what they tell me on TV.
  7. Re:When do we get these affordable laptops? on Sony Says Eee PC Signals "Race To the Bottom" · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There are certainly no original jokes.

  8. Re:I mean... on More Spacecraft Velocity Anomalies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Antisymmetric is when you hate Jews right?

  9. Re:20 years... on New Wave of Fusion and Robot Innovation at MIT · · Score: 0

    Yea, well I own a wind turbine, so fuck you.

  10. Re:Wrong guy surely on NASA Plans to Smash Spacecraft into the Moon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the main weakness of the second death star was the huge 'half is missing' hole on one side.

  11. Re:too much money for too little on IBM Measures Force Required To Move Atoms · · Score: 1

    actually, the most important thing to Ferengi is cotton buds, to only reason they are so obsessed with profit is because they have to spend so much money on earbuds.

  12. Re:Need those on Nanoparticles Could Make Hydrogen Cheaper Than Gasoline · · Score: 1

    And where does the power to produce the hydrogen on board come from? If I have a way to supply energy for hydrolysis in my car, why don't I just use that directly? You have just missed the entire point of using hydrogen as a fuel.

  13. Re:obligated on Killer Military Robot Arms Race Underway? · · Score: 1

    Only the terrorist ones will run on linux, American ones will run windows. which will be what leads the US to lose the war on terror. When the US killbot BSODs in the middle of thier base, the terrorist can just reformat it, and send it back with a new 'nix install. or maybe they could install a trojan by sending the killbot email about hot fembots with no casing, and offers to upgrade its extendable probe.

    Although this does remind me of a joke about the chernobyl cleanup.
    Here's one: an American robot is on the roof for five minutes, and then it breaks down. The Japanese robot is on the roof for ten minutes, and then breaks down.
    The Russian robot is up there two hours! Then a command comes in over the loudspeaker: "Private Ivanov! In two hours, you're welcome to come down and have a cigarette break."

  14. Re:Safari on Firefox 3 Performance Gets a Boost · · Score: 1

    The way to deal with Romulans simply ban lame scifi emulations of past society. On invent some silly Mongol and Vandal aliens to come and kick their asses.

  15. Re:Boardroom Fashion is BS on Gaffes That Keep IT Geeks From the Boardroom · · Score: 1

    Exactly, and God is a long-haired, scraggly-bearded hippie in sandals.

  16. Re:Slashdot on Gaffes That Keep IT Geeks From the Boardroom · · Score: 5, Funny

    forget feng shui, business fashion is about violence, if you could imagine someone beating his subordinates with a bat or maybe shooting them in the head as they whimper on their knees, they are dressed for success.

  17. Re:HAHAHA on RoadRunner Intercepting Domain Typos · · Score: 1

    no, they should have made it agoatfuckerownsthisdomain.com

  18. Re:Bounty on Cisco Lawyer Outs Self As "Patent Troll Tracker" · · Score: 1

    A flash anim where he floats out of Goatse guys buthole I assume.

  19. Re:Speaking of stupid filters... on Utah Wants To Give ISPs That Filter a "G-Rating" · · Score: 1

    spare a thought for the poor people of Scunthorpe too.

  20. Re:Ugh on Nokia Unveils Shape Changing Nano-phone Concept · · Score: 2, Insightful

    especially when its a really steep banking on the seats so my foot is almost level with his head when I'm sat behind him.

  21. Re:News Flash: bitter ex communist hates communism on Tetris Creator Claims FOSS Destroys the Market · · Score: 1

    parent should have replaced air with water, and then he could have ripped on the chumps who buy all the bottled water.

  22. Re:Isn't it as easy as on Taliban Demands Downtime on Afghanistan Cellphone Networks · · Score: 1

    the real reason they wear black turbans is cos they think it makes them too badass.

  23. Re:Wow... on If IP Is Property, Where Is the Property Tax? · · Score: 1

    only if it is non-obvious.

  24. Re:Nuclear bunkers obsolete on Are Wikileaks Servers In a Nuclear Bunker? · · Score: 1

    The Tsar Bomb was a white elephant, it had no practical purpose as it didn't fit onto any missiles.

  25. Re:Really? on Largest Hacking Scam in Canadian History · · Score: 0

    It may be criminally insane, but that's the Microsoft way!