Back when Mt St Helens erupted, one of the local TV stations ran footage of the "Blue Hills" (south of Boston) erupting, with dialogue along the lines of "Yea, its a big one, about as big as St Helens. There was such a hew and cry that a couple of the reporters lost their jobs. The assinine society we live in nowadays doesnt put up with that, for some stupid reason. Anyone with 2 neurons firing can figure it out, but we have to cowtow to the lowest common denominator...blah
$1.36 a gallon? Cripes, we're paying $1.79 in the Northeast for the cheapest, and $2.05 for hi-test. How about sending a few bucketloads to my house, eh?
Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses an eye; It stings like the blazes, it makes you pull faces, You can't let your mates see you cry. A dashing black patch will cover the hatch, And make sure that the socket stays dry; Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses an eye.
But it's all part of being a pirate, You can't be a pirate (a pirate, a pirate!) With all of your parts; Oh, it's all part of being a pirate, You can't be a pirate (a pirate, a pirate!) With all of your parts.
Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses an ear; It drips down your neck, and it falls on the deck, Till someone shouts, "Oy, what's this 'ere?" You can't wear your glasses, you can't poll the lasses, Your friends have to shout so you'll hear; Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses an ear.
(chorus)
Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a hand; It spurts and it squirts and it jolly well hurts, Pain only a pirate could stand. The fash'nable look is a nice metal hook, But now you can't play in the band; Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a hand.
(chorus)
Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a leg; It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens, Hopping around on a peg. Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you've tarried, 'Cause now you can't kneel down and beg; Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a leg.
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I've got Sprint. Im in the Boston suburbs, and I can't believe the amount of drop-outs I get on major roads. 128^W95 I get them, Route 2, even in some of the major town/cities, like Watertown, Framingham, Natick, I cant get signal.
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Pouring solar flares down my pants?
Yea, what have the Roman's done for us anyway, besides the aqueduct?
Yea, but according to my currency converter, thats like $8 U.S.
800 Megs? I grab that in pr0n every day!
Back when Mt St Helens erupted, one of the local TV stations ran footage of the "Blue Hills" (south of Boston) erupting, with dialogue along the lines of "Yea, its a big one, about as big as St Helens. There was such a hew and cry that a couple of the reporters lost their jobs. The assinine society we live in nowadays doesnt put up with that, for some stupid reason. Anyone with 2 neurons firing can figure it out, but we have to cowtow to the lowest common denominator...blah
Here's a nickle, kid, go buy a sense of humor.
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Finally! Time to start training my sharks. (puts pinky into corner of mouth)
If this stuff runs Linux, can SCO sue the pants off me?
ICANN owns some of the backbone, not MCI/Sprint/whoever? Wow, learn something new every day.
$1.36 a gallon? Cripes, we're paying $1.79 in the Northeast for the cheapest, and $2.05 for hi-test. How about sending a few bucketloads to my house, eh?
Yea, but its true. If anything can go wrong, it w.#*kl* 74,D8 38Fd3kds
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That was an accident, and only after he had vindaloo for dinner.
obObviousReply: Shocking revalation!
Ah HA! That's how we got Blair to say the same drivel that Bush was spouting about Iraq's WMD...
Hu's on first?
Being a Pirate
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
Till somebody loses an eye;
It stings like the blazes, it makes you pull faces,
You can't let your mates see you cry.
A dashing black patch will cover the hatch,
And make sure that the socket stays dry;
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
Till somebody loses an eye.
But it's all part of being a pirate,
You can't be a pirate (a pirate, a pirate!)
With all of your parts;
Oh, it's all part of being a pirate,
You can't be a pirate (a pirate, a pirate!)
With all of your parts.
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
Till somebody loses an ear;
It drips down your neck, and it falls on the deck,
Till someone shouts, "Oy, what's this 'ere?"
You can't wear your glasses, you can't poll the lasses,
Your friends have to shout so you'll hear;
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
Till somebody loses an ear.
(chorus)
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
Till somebody loses a hand;
It spurts and it squirts and it jolly well hurts,
Pain only a pirate could stand.
The fash'nable look is a nice metal hook,
But now you can't play in the band;
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
Till somebody loses a hand.
(chorus)
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
Till somebody loses a leg;
It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens,
Hopping around on a peg.
Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you've tarried,
'Cause now you can't kneel down and beg;
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
Till somebody loses a leg.
(chorus)
Judging by some of the idiots I regularly see on the road, their cars MUST have a retard lever on them, since they have a retard behind the wheel.
In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and my feet stink.
Priorities, my man, priorities!
Now THATS the funniest post Ive read in a while. Got my funny bone, that did.
Maybe the mainstream media is finally going to get a peek at what we've been talking about for months!
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I think I speak for everyone here at Slashdot when I say:
BHHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHA
Thank you.
Its a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
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I've got Sprint. Im in the Boston suburbs, and I can't believe the amount of drop-outs I get on major roads. 128^W95 I get them, Route 2, even in some of the major town/cities, like Watertown, Framingham, Natick, I cant get signal.
UGH.