User: Helen Keller

Re: Cue the HK jokes

On: Power of Modern Programming Languages is That They Are Expressive, Readable, Concise, Precise, and Executable (scientificamerican.com)

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Re:Sad, but inevitable.

On: Kodak Ends Production of Acetate Base For Photographic Film

I can't, gnnnMEH you insensitive NEEEEEUR clod!

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On: The FIBIAC — a 3D-Printed Electromechanical Computer

Behold the FIBIAC! It's loud!

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Re:Consumers need to do some research too ...

On: Apple Gives In, Drops iPad '4G' Tag To Avoid Lawsuits

I mean, just imagine the day when printer manufacturers have to stop advertising their printers as colour. After all, colour isn't visible when you are looking at a printout in a darkened room.

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Re:A millions monkeys comes to mind

On: Ask Slashdot: Moving From *nix To Windows Automation?

banging your head on your keyboard until the world makes sense again.

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Re:Poor choice for name

On: Elliptic Labs To Bring Touchless Gestures To iPad

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That's me fucked, then

On: 'Jeopardy!' To Pit Humans Against IBM Machine

It will need to read the answer from the screen and interact verbally with Alex Trebec just like the human players will.

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Re:intelligence doesn't matter, communication does

On: Empathy Is For the Birds

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Re:Old-timer here. Oh... wait...

On: Amazon Kindle Fails First College Test

I know this will sound amazing, but you didn't have to have a device to read a book!

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Re:Took 'em, but we DIDN'T look!

On: Lower Merion School's Report Says IT Dept. Did It, But Didn't Inhale

> No reasonable person would believe 58,000 pictures were taken but no one looked.

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OD!

Re:um...

On: Gene Therapy Restores Sight To Blind

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Re:First Post

On: Oracle Drops Sun's Commitment To Accessibility

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Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused"

On: Computer Failure Causes Gridlock In MD County

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Re:Cheapest

On: New XBMC Port Promises ARM-Powered HD In the Palm of Your Hand

Many consumer devices are coming with blu-ray ICs for media handling, like the range from sigma. They're cheap, they handle just about everything you throw at them, and there's little CPU involvement.

While we're on the subject of TLAs, does it enforce DRM?

Re:When I have to phone a robot

On: Computer Activities for Those With Speech and Language Difficulties?

Gnmeh?

Knackers

On: Sony Demo'ing 360 Degree 3-D Tabletop Display

Seriously. kNACKERS.

Re:Did they use the mosquito sound?

On: 1/3 of People Can't Tell 48Kbps Audio From 160Kbps

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Gnmeh

On: BSkyB To Launch 3D TV Service In 2010

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P.S. What's a TV?

Re:first to say

On: Prototype Vehicle For the Blind

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Re:I don't listen to anyone...

On: Need a Favor? Talk To My Right Ear

I don't know.

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Re:I hold my phone to my right ear

On: Need a Favor? Talk To My Right Ear

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Re:It's not the eye color screening that bugs me

On: Fertility Clinic Bows To Pressure, Nixes Eye- and Hair-Color Screening

Steven Hawkings

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Re:It's not the eye color screening that bugs me

On: Fertility Clinic Bows To Pressure, Nixes Eye- and Hair-Color Screening

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Re:Just a Thought...

On: A Vision For a World Free of CAPTCHAs

people will have to sit dejectedly wiggling their mouse

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Re:Meanwhile Linux Continues To Be A Trainwreck

On: Shuttleworth Announces Karmic Koala

"It's like the Helen Keller school of design "

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