OK. So women get breast cancer. It's invariably after the "breeding age". And what women are we talking about? "White Western women"?
What about the guys with Prostate cancer?
Nevertheless, they are all small potatoes (no pun intended). Listen- Hasn't anyone (in America) woken up yet?
What's your view on the future of the "human" race? Haven't you heard about the emasculating plastics? "Plastics are the future, Ben!" "OK! Gee, thanx, Mr. Robinson"
I've heard of this "magical" card, but in my wisdom, only asked the US Homeland Security armed guard. Of course he ain't never heard of such stuff...
I'm scared somehow, that if I DO buy this $50 card, the homeland security guys will gather round, and... "Hey, Billie-Bob! Come'n see this weird card this Canadian has!" "OK, now, son.. No more foolin' around. Whars yer passport?"
Don't know how many times you have driven, bicycled or jogged into the US in the past year, but you most likely needed a passport. If you have some secret method of avoiding this requirement, let me know. I need a passport. But they did relax it a couple of times several months ago when I initially forgot it.
Not any more. I live just north of the 45th parallel, and as such, visit the US frequently.
And (sigh) my passport is up for renewal in January. Damn. Another 100$ !
Actually I did once buy a GM car! About 30 years ago. It was called a "Vega"... And,oh it burned so brightly! For about 3 years. And (I seem to recall) about 30,000 miles, 'til it was hauled to the scrap-yard. . Never again. Die, motherfuckers. - .
We nonagenarians tend to catch and EAT the hummingbird! Good fer the libido. Not to mention the digestion. - And to hell with Al Gore.
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PS- don't eat the beak. .
You begin with attempting to descrive God Damning something,
Speaking as a possibly sometimes demented coprophagous antiquarian, I must protest your descrivtion (sic) of us older anally retentive (or sometimes all too anally expressive) folk.
Multiplicity of clauses? Migod!
The planet Earth's orbit (OK, the northern hemisphere) is approaching the winter solstice!
There is only ONE Claus! Our savory Saviour.
Give it a break, you 2-bit punk. Go back to digg more sarcasm.
Bah! Fuckin' junior blasphemoids...Let Gravity swallow you up in its awesome non-forgiving black hole!
...why most of my ex-girlfriends are now lesbians.
OMG! Mine too! I knew it! It's those polycarbonate water bottles. As a runner, I KNEW that the "water hydration" thing was just a pile of BS! But she told me, "NO! Keep drinking!"
Can we meet sometime at a fern bar and discuss this? Women are such shits!
But one thing being married -THEN SEPARATED, two or three times (I forget) - has taught me -- men are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding.
Mother said "Wash your hands!" And wash them continuously! Can't do this? Well. Read on:
My small company is now developing a convenient portable pouch for Americans, that will fit in the front of the trousers (or skirt) and will allow folks to keep their hands in there, instead of in their dirty pockets, or worse, caressing some filthy germ-infested doorknob!
Much like a Scot's Sporrin.
Our water-tight polycarbonate/polyethylene "sporrin" will be filled with a strong anti-bacterial detergent solution. Attached to it will be a small disposable roll of towels, as well as an optional hi-intensity ultraviolet light, which will be attached to the belt-buckle. Rechargeable batteries will fit in the user's pocket or purse.
The dream of continuous handwashing has been finally realized! NO MORE GERMS!
We hope to bundle a copy of Shakespeare's Macbeth with the first 1000 orders.
I most certainly did NOT mis-spell "Europaens", dear child.
I have been corresponding with them for years. They most certainly wish that Earthlings such as you would concentrate on Juno and leave their cherished Europa alone!
Europaens have a strong sense of irony and facetiousness, something that... umm, many of us Earthling do not seem to possess.
As to whether I misspelled "f**king", I am totally puzzled. We do not use that word in polite society here. Or on Europa, for that matter.
Now go back to Europe and leave Europa alone, you miscreant!
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OK. So women get breast cancer. It's invariably after the "breeding age". And what women are we talking about? "White Western women"?
What about the guys with Prostate cancer?
Nevertheless, they are all small potatoes (no pun intended).
Listen- Hasn't anyone (in America) woken up yet?
What's your view on the future of the "human" race?
Haven't you heard about the emasculating plastics?
"Plastics are the future, Ben!"
"OK! Gee, thanx, Mr. Robinson"
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Well,
In Soviet Navy, Windows runs YOU!
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Well...
Some of us are just borne too loose.
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WTF?
Americans aren't interested?
Hey let Canada, or worse, CHINA, take over Hawaii.
We will appreciate this stuff.
Dumb 'mericuns...
Thanx. Much appreciated.
I've heard of this "magical" card, but in my wisdom, only asked the US Homeland Security armed guard.
Of course he ain't never heard of such stuff...
I'm scared somehow, that if I DO buy this $50 card, the homeland security guys will gather round, and...
"Hey, Billie-Bob! Come'n see this weird card this Canadian has!"
"OK, now, son.. No more foolin' around. Whars yer passport?"
Will look into it anyhow. Thanx again.
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Don't know how many times you have driven, bicycled or jogged into the US in the past year, but you most likely needed a passport.
If you have some secret method of avoiding this requirement, let me know.
I need a passport. But they did relax it a couple of times several months ago when I initially forgot it.
Not any more.
I live just north of the 45th parallel, and as such, visit the US frequently.
And (sigh) my passport is up for renewal in January. Damn. Another 100$ !
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What are "site examples"?
Could you cite some?
A pox on your Novoya Scottia deifiebunkers.
The American one is magnificent!
And it's called the Archibunker!
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DND is the Department of National Defense of Canada
Oh.
OK, thanx.
What is it that they do?
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Big difference.
I am about to buy (well, lease) a Hyundai.
Sorry, you late lamented GM, Ford, Lada and Yugo!
Actually I did once buy a GM car!
About 30 years ago.
It was called a "Vega"...
And,oh it burned so brightly! For about 3 years.
And (I seem to recall) about 30,000 miles, 'til it was hauled to the scrap-yard.
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Never again.
Die, motherfuckers.
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Fuckin' young octos...
We nonagenarians tend to catch and EAT the hummingbird!
Good fer the libido.
Not to mention the digestion.
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And to hell with Al Gore.
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PS- don't eat the beak.
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uhh, OK. //
So-
Did you finally grow up?
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more power to them.... .. ....
No, LESS power to them, but more power to the car, uhh... no less power to ..., uhh..
oh, wait...
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You begin with attempting to descrive God Damning something,
Speaking as a possibly sometimes demented coprophagous antiquarian, I must protest your descrivtion (sic) of us older anally retentive (or sometimes all too anally expressive) folk.
Multiplicity of clauses? Migod!
The planet Earth's orbit (OK, the northern hemisphere) is approaching the winter solstice!
There is only ONE Claus! Our savory Saviour.
Give it a break, you 2-bit punk. Go back to digg more sarcasm.
Bah! Fuckin' junior blasphemoids...Let Gravity swallow you up in its awesome non-forgiving black hole!
.
Oh phhooey! Once again:
Just give 'em gigantic pounding thrust [today.com], none o' this wussing about with plasma. OXYGEN AND KEROSENE!
Ask GM. Ask Chryler! They KNOW!
Phooey on yooey, you humourless nerd!
We repeat:
Just give 'em gigantic pounding thrust [today.com], none o' this wussing about with plasma. OXYGEN AND KEROSENE!
Werner knew best! It's the American way! Dammit, just ask any American automobile company!
Shit?
It's about all you can do, from that region. ...
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OMG! Mine too! I knew it! It's those polycarbonate water bottles. As a runner, I KNEW that the "water hydration" thing was just a pile of BS!
But she told me, "NO! Keep drinking!"
Can we meet sometime at a fern bar and discuss this? Women are such shits!
But one thing being married -THEN SEPARATED, two or three times (I forget) - has taught me -- men are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding.
Phooey. You stereotype terribly.
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Surely, if this man can do it 15 times a day and never sleep
Wha?
AC, you talkin' 'bout postin' to /. 15 times day?
Yeah, the babes are really impressed....
Mother said "Wash your hands!"
And wash them continuously!
Can't do this?
Well. Read on:
My small company is now developing a convenient portable pouch for Americans, that will fit in the front of the trousers (or skirt) and will allow folks to keep their hands in there, instead of in their dirty pockets, or worse, caressing some filthy germ-infested doorknob!
Much like a Scot's Sporrin.
Our water-tight polycarbonate/polyethylene "sporrin" will be filled with a strong anti-bacterial detergent solution.
Attached to it will be a small disposable roll of towels, as well as an optional hi-intensity ultraviolet light, which will be attached to the belt-buckle.
Rechargeable batteries will fit in the user's pocket or purse.
The dream of continuous handwashing has been finally realized!
NO MORE GERMS!
We hope to bundle a copy of Shakespeare's Macbeth with the first 1000 orders.
-
A condom?
No... It's a plastic bag. .... And WAY TOO SMALL for the PC!
Condoms are too small.
OMG! This reminds me of My greasy old Bell Boutique bag!
How embarrassing!
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A "farmer" here. And no diskdrive jokes please!
My last ewe died this year. Of old-age.
And it was convenient, just as my tumescence was failing due to old age. /.ers?)
(sound familiar,
I mean.. she was really starting to look good! Those big blue trusting eyes...add a little lipstick, and...
Well, are you guys with the dog/STD jokes... ummm, really joking after all?
And no rubber-boot jokes please!
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Oh and, you misspelled Europeans.
And fucking.
I most certainly did NOT mis-spell "Europaens", dear child.
I have been corresponding with them for years.
They most certainly wish that Earthlings such as you would concentrate on Juno and leave their cherished Europa alone!
Europaens have a strong sense of irony and facetiousness, something that... umm, many of us Earthling do not seem to possess.
As to whether I misspelled "f**king", I am totally puzzled. We do not use that word in polite society here.
Or on Europa, for that matter.
Now go back to Europe and leave Europa alone, you miscreant!
Ok, why can't the seeds of life be found on Jupiter?
Forget Jupiter! Let's spend more time investigating that mysterious Europe!