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Chemical Pollution Is Destroying Masculinity

myrdos2 writes "A host of common chemicals is feminizing males of every class of vertebrate animals, from fish to mammals, including people. Many have been identified as 'endocrine disruptors' or gender-benders because they interfere with hormones. Communities heavily polluted with gender-benders in Canada, Russia, and Italy have given birth to twice as many girls as boys, which may offer a clue to the mysterious shift in sex ratios worldwide. And a study at Rotterdam's Erasmus University showed that boys whose mothers had been exposed to PCBs grew up wanting to play with dolls and tea sets rather than with traditionally male toys. It also follows hard on the heels of new American research which shows that baby boys born to women exposed to widespread chemicals in pregnancy are born with smaller penises and feminized genitals. It is calculated that 250,000 babies who would have been boys have been born as girls instead in the US and Japan alone. And sperm counts are dropping precipitously. Studies in more than 20 countries have shown that they have dropped from 150 million per milliliter of sperm fluid to 60 million over 50 years."

773 comments

  1. That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    On behalf of my fellow males I'd like to say:

    ...shit

    1. Re:That sucks by ckthorp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yah, but the males that are left have 2x better odds. TWOOOOO GIRLS FOR EVERY GUY

    2. Re:That sucks by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yah, but the males that are left have 2x better odds. <sings>TWOOOOO GIRLS FOR EVERY GUY</sings>

      If you think that actually means you'll get chicks then I suggest you remember where it is that you are posting ;)

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    3. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Your fellow males are already born. My condolences to the women of the future, which have even less chances of finding a suitable male partner.

    4. Re:That sucks by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Women will get so desperate they can't resist any male guy! My plan is all falling to place. Muahahahahaa.

    5. Re:That sucks by Andr+T. · · Score: 4, Informative

      This makes me think about a period after a war with Brazil and Argentina when Paraguay's government actually encouraged polygamy.

      I could be happy in a place like that.

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    6. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Polygamy? Most man can hardly tolerate one wife!

    7. Re:That sucks by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      I could be happy in a place like that.

      No you wouldn't, because you can only have sex so many times in a given day. The rest of the day you'd have to put up with female whining -- which is bad enough when it's just coming from one of them.

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    8. Re:That sucks by caereth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately for slashdotters, 2*0 = 0.

    9. Re:That sucks by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Trust me. I'm married. You wouldn't. Don't get me wrong, I'm very happily married. But one thing being married has taught me -- women are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding (well, actually, I knew that before I got married, but you learn it better after you're married). Taking care of one spouse is difficult enough.

      What you want is polyamory, not polygamy. That way you get to have sex with the other women, and you only have take care of one. ;)

    10. Re:That sucks by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That depends on a lot of other factors besides government encouragement.

      See it like this: Polygamy is here, today. Depending on your culture or country, it might be officially sanctioned (muslims if n=4, or mormons) or not (most of the west, anything else that's catholic). But reality is that it simply takes different forms. In the west, for example, the rich manager simply has an affair. More often with knowledge of his wife than you'd think.

      The common factor is that requires the ability to financially support two wives. That's why in muslim countries, even though they can have up to four wives, the vast majority only have one. They simply can't afford a second one. And that's why in western society, a lot of rich men do have two (or more) wives, going by different official terms, because they can afford to.

      So - you still happy? :-)

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    11. Re:That sucks by MilesAttacca · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have three words for you: "It's a trap!"

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    12. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheers!

    13. Re:That sucks by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yah, but the males that are left have 2x better odds.

      No, it means males are now competing for females WITH females.

    14. Re:That sucks by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1, Insightful

      yea but with your shrunken penis there's nothing you can do about it.

    15. Re:That sucks by Clarious · · Score: 1

      Not like you are going to get girls, but get this, quoted from the summary: "...baby boys born to women exposed to widespread chemicals in pregnancy are born with smaller penises and feminized genitals..." yuck

    16. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely, if this man can do it 15 times a day and never sleep, a normal human being can do it at least 3-4 times.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP0W0IUhZT0&eurl=http://www.systemwars.com/forums/showthread.php?s=f54fec3b9fd766e295697e9fd7b5d75c&t=96311

    17. Re:That sucks by VoidCrow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your wife is a lucky woman. :-)

    18. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I could be a control subject for this. I have a small penis and a low sperm count.

      And the better odds thing doesn't work either. I have Anti-Game: The art of screwing up sexual encounters which should have been a sealed deal.

    19. Re:That sucks by J4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Polyamory implies multiple relationships. Relationship == having to listen.

      The sweet spot is multiple NSA partners and one best girl.

    20. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that explains CmdrTaco. Dude is hung like a hamster.

    21. Re:That sucks by VoidCrow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Here's the bad news... a lot of women really appreciate whiney emogoth fag-boys. Emotional connection, eldritch and compelling androgyny, plus you can play dress-up with them. And 3somes ftw - without all the tedious 'aw man I thought you meant with another *girl*' shit (tho it's always an option).

      Love em to death, personally.

    22. Re:That sucks by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      women are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding

      Oh come on, your wife isn't that fat.

    23. Re:That sucks by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the behalf of my fellow males I'd like to say:


      ...wait a minute, that dress is for sale? brb

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    24. Re:That sucks by bpsbr_ernie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except that nature will balance it out, and the "extras" will be born lesbian. This will further reducing your chance to spawn and eventually balance out to what it was before.

    25. Re:That sucks by theaveng · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Precisely.

      I went to Elizabethtown College (PA) and even though there were 2 girls for every guy, I still found it difficult to gain entrance into that "sanctuary" known as the female dorm room. I think the women tended to ignore the man and find comfort in each other.

      (ducks a spitball)

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    26. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think tolerating multiple wives is difficult, try more than one mother in law!

    27. Re:That sucks by theaveng · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>> women are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding

      This is why you need to look for the independent women who take care of themselves. "Honey my car is dying. I need to buy a new one." "Okay. Good luck!" and off she goes.

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    28. Re:That sucks by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      How about having sex with multiple women and everyone take care of themselves? In the words of Ice Cube: "Give you money why bother. Cause you know I'm lookin nothin like your father" :)

    29. Re:That sucks by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, some of the boys that are born as girls might end up as geeks so the geek world might at least see an influx of "close enough".

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    30. Re:That sucks by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      women are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding

      Oh come on, your wife isn't that fat.

      Now you know where the new CowGirlNeal option came from ...

    31. Re:That sucks by theaveng · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well if you have multiple wives, they can listen to each other gossip, and they don't need to rely on just your ear. So having that extended family might actually be beneficial.

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    32. Re:That sucks by theaveng · · Score: 4, Funny

      It only takes an inch.

      And if that's no good, I can build her a machine. That's why I earned my EE degree. ;-)

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    33. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yah, but the males that are left have 2x better odds. TWOOOOO GIRLS FOR EVERY GUY

      Except 250,000 of those girls have XY chromosomes.

    34. Re:That sucks by theaveng · · Score: 1

      I'm alright with that. Can I watch?

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    35. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ah but see now they won't need to bug you.. they can talk amongst themselves. Leaving us time to play WOW : )

    36. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it means

      Moar Delicious Traps

    37. Re:That sucks by simcop2387 · · Score: 5, Funny

      no problem, just go for sisters!

    38. Re:That sucks by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      If you think that actually means you'll get chicks then I suggest you remember where it is that you are posting ;)

      FTFAIMH (In My Head):
      ...The effects of this chemical pollution, however, pale in comparison to the effects of an obsession with technology, as demonstrated by the study of the ASU (Average Slashdot User) who has been shown have 98.3% less masculinity than TFJFH (That Fucking Jock From High School)...

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    39. Re:That sucks by srussia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No you wouldn't, because you can only have sex so many times in a given day.

      Two words: Coolidge Effect

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    40. Re:That sucks by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      must. resist. temptation.
      must. resist. temptation.
      must. resist. temptation.

    41. Re:That sucks by Veggiesama · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...shit

      I'm not so sure that will get the hormones out of our systems any faster, but I appreciate the advice.

    42. Re:That sucks by Zordak · · Score: 0

      Plus, can you imagine multiple mothers-in-law? [Shudder]

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    43. Re:That sucks by Zordak · · Score: 3, Informative

      or mormons

      Mormons have not had plural marriages in well over a century.

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    44. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can grasp the concept of a "smaller penis" (although a woman might find there's not enough to grasp, boom boom), but "feminized genitals" ... wtf. Are they saying there are more hermies getting born?

    45. Re:That sucks by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Mormons have not officially sanctioned polygamy in over a century.

    46. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, since it will become increasingly more difficult for local bars to sustain their current level of "ladies night" promotion, could this mean that a "Guys night" isn't too far off?

      Woohoo! Free Beer!

    47. Re:That sucks by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yah, but the males that are left have 2x better odds. <sings>TWOOOOO GIRLS FOR EVERY GUY</sings>

      Um, yeah, if you don't mind the "chix with dix" in that mix.

      Also I'm not so keen about an environmentally induced compulsory chickover.

    48. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Either way the sisters will be nagging at you just as much so you might as well get something fun out of it.

    49. Re:That sucks by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Plus, can you imagine multiple mothers-in-law? [Shudder]"

      That's why you never marry them!! If you have to...only live with them for a bit..that's like leasing with an option to buy.

      But, you can still get out in time so that you don't lose half your stuff when you decide to 'upgrade' to a newer model.

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    50. Re:That sucks by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. On a planet of women, what is a man needed for? Reproduction that is it. Only then until cloning or a type of cloning where they mix the parents genes to make another girl happens. Then men are not needed at all. Until then imagine being 'milked' for your sperm. Not in the fun way. More like being tied up and a machine is taking it out of you all day long.

      I was already down cause it is Monday. Now I am really down. I'm taking a sick day.

    51. Re:That sucks by nine-times · · Score: 0
      Yeah, but given this quote:

      It is calculated that 250,000 babies who would have been boys have been born as girls instead in the US and Japan alone.

      I wonder if one of those two girls is going to be genetically a male. Either way, let's just hope they can't find 1 cup.

    52. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Polygamy is great, as you have women squabble with each other instead of with you. Polygamy does work out quite well, and you'll have both competition for your attention and someone always siding with you.

    53. Re:That sucks by Soruk · · Score: 1

      Finally, nature's own population regulation mechanism kicks in.

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    54. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has already been discussed: http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050820&mode=classic

      Now move on.

      PS. Resistance is futile.

    55. Re:That sucks by Gilmoure · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, this would explain why most of my ex-girlfriends are now lesbians.

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    56. Re:That sucks by Clarious · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of japanese futanari fetish...

    57. Re:That sucks by neomunk · · Score: 1

      Well, to paraphrase the Eddie Murphy movie Boomerang... you don't fuck her chromosomes. :-D

      Just kidding ladies, you're wonderful.

    58. Re:That sucks by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Informative

      You assume you'd be one of the rich, attractve guys with multiple wives. And not, you know, one of the not so rich, less attractive guys who now can't even get a date with the women who'd rather be "number 3" than "number only" to someone like you.

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    59. Re:That sucks by pha3r0 · · Score: 1

      What is with people. First off this story is about a now proven drastic decline in males of every species on earth and the /.'ers want to discuss polygamy?

      So here is the facts, the Mormon church dropped polygamy in 1890 because they felt having Utah incorporated was necessary. At which point some members split off to form the Fundamentalist LDS church. The two entities have had nothing to do with each other since then.

    60. Re:That sucks by icedcool · · Score: 5, Funny

      MOD PARENT INSIGHTFUL.

      Coolidge effect: The term comes from an old joke, according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day.

      "Perhaps you could point that out to Mr. Coolidge," pointedly replied the First Lady.

      The President, overhearing the remark, asked the farmer, "Does each rooster service the same hen each time?"

      "No," replied the farmer, "there are many hens for each rooster."

      "Perhaps you could point that out to Mrs. Coolidge," replied the President.

      From the Wikipedia

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    61. Re:That sucks by Bob-taro · · Score: 5, Funny

      On a planet of women, what is a man needed for? Reproduction that is it.

      This is probably more well known in general society than it is in this forum, but most women actually do enjoy sex with men.

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    62. Re:That sucks by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You could reduce that problem by marrying sisters. Don't know how they would feel about it, but most polygamous marriages tend not to actually be about sex; they generally sleep apart.

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    63. Re:That sucks by HungWeiLo · · Score: 3, Informative

      And Latin American cultures (and many other ones as well) are where mother-in-laws living in the house with you is the norm. (Shudders)

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    64. Re:That sucks by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      Sadly, while I still love my wife, she immediately reverted to helpless mode after we got married.

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    65. Re:That sucks by icedcool · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha.

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    66. Re:That sucks by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      An interesting NPR story I remember listening to about polygamous African-American Muslim families.

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    67. Re:That sucks by genner · · Score: 1

      must. resist. temptation. must. resist. temptation. must. resist. temptation.

      Do it....you know you want to.

    68. Re:That sucks by Forge · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That's not the downside of Polygamy.

      The real downside is that women who live togather tend to have synchronised menstral cicles. Imagine your pain on that one weekend off when you get home to find 5 wives and nobody to screw.

      Or worse. 5 wives with PMS all bent on "discussing" your failures with you.

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    69. Re:That sucks by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but does that 'jock' have a four screen, 8 core system, 300+ ripped movies on a terabyte NAS, and 5 different blogs on action figures?

      I. Think. NOT!

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    70. Re:That sucks by Forge · · Score: 2, Funny
      How many times per day you can have sex is heavily dependent on how you define "sex".

      I remember President Clinton at one point narrowing the definition to exclude what he did with Monica Lewinsky, but dose that really hold true for all of us or just men in the white house?

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    71. Re:That sucks by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Dunno, for the remaining males, this sounds like good news?

    72. Re:That sucks by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, it is a Christian school after all... I remember that when I visited my female friend at Seattle Pacific University, they post a male "guard" at the door during your visit to the female dorm room, with the door opened. The bed was placed strategically (about a foot) underneath a bookcase that was nailed to the wall, so that only one person can realistically sleep on the bed comfortably. And this was just about 10 years ago.

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    73. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Polyamory has it's own drawbacks as well. You *do* have to take care of your secondary lovers. But you just have to keep in mind that the legal wife comes first because she's the one with the tight grip on your financial gonads. :)

      Of course, Poly-anykind can be expensive in it's own right. Valentines day with a wife and 3 secondary lovers gets bloody expensive.

      The look on the florist's face when you order 4 dozen roses to be sent to 4 different women is priceless though.

    74. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/hermies/intersexed people

    75. Re:That sucks by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      And, in the modern western working couple ethic you essentially have no wives, since you don't need to support them....

    76. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that actually means you'll get chicks then I suggest you remember where it is that you are posting ;)

      Clearly you've never heard of Tech Goggles

    77. Re:That sucks by digitig · · Score: 1

      And remember, it's the older males that have the decent sized tackle, folks!

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    78. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa there,

      Mormons don't participate in polygamy. That's the FLDS.

      I know...I live in So. Utah and see them every week.

      And they have the best behaved kids in Walmart.

    79. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it only takes an inch..."
      unfortunately the aforementioned chemical exposure in the american study apparently already took that inch.

    80. Re:That sucks by buraianto · · Score: 4, Informative

      Some Mormons have polygamous marriages today. Just not members of the largest sects, LDS and RLDS. When you say, "Mormons have not had plural marriages in well over a century" what you really mean is that the LDS sect within Mormonism has not had plural marriages in well over a century.

    81. Re:That sucks by buraianto · · Score: 1

      The LDS church dropped polygamy in 1890. There were other sects of Mormonism at the time. Other than that I agree with you.

    82. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, your wife isn't that fat.

      FYI, never make fun of a man's wife, children, or privates.

    83. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a lot of women really appreciate whiney emogoth fag-boys. Emotional connection, eldritch and compelling androgyny, plus you can play dress-up with them.

      While some women might enjoy having femmy guys as friends, in general they don't want to date them. Personal experience. Then again, I'm not a goth.

    84. Re:That sucks by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is probably more well known in general society than it is in this forum, but most women actually do enjoy sex with men.

      [Citation Needed]

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    85. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or... don't get married, have sex with many and take care of none...

    86. Re:That sucks by theaveng · · Score: 1

      >>> Well, it is a Christian school after all...

      No not really. Elizabethtown became a secular school many decades ago, and is now no different than any other small college. While I was there I slept in the rooms of certain "female friends" without any kind of restriction by the college. Really it was no different than my later experience at Penn State, as far as intermingling of the sexes.

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    87. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really pathetic, sorry.

    88. Re:That sucks by bigboard · · Score: 0

      2^0 = 1.

      Let's hope you have other skills to attract women. ;)

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    89. Re:That sucks by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      yea but with your shrunken penis there's nothing you can do about it.

      This is the REAL reason why the Internet (and spam) will save mankind!

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    90. Re:That sucks by wipeMyButt · · Score: 1

      On the down-side, the guys that are left will have small non-functional penises and, from the sounds of it, won't know what to do with the two girls... There is a silver lining though... it may no longer require a million dollars to "do two chicks at the same time".

    91. Re:That sucks by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "I was thinking the same thing. On a planet of women, what is a man needed for? Reproduction that is it. "

      Well, it works both ways. The old addage:

      "Why did God give women breasts?"

      "So men would talk to them.".

      It largely holds true....

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    92. Re:That sucks by wipeMyButt · · Score: 5, Funny

      women are complex, emotional creatures

      She's forced you to watch a lot of Oprah, hasn't she.

    93. Re:That sucks by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mormons have not had plural marriages in well over a century.

      If, by "Mormons", you mean only members of the organization known as "the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints", but not any of the many offshoot splinter sects of that group. Since many outside observers refer to offshoot splinter sects that break off of and are out of Communion with the Roman Catholic Church but identify themselves as the "correct" form of the same faith tradition, as "Catholic" groups, its not really that unusual that outside observers might use parallel language in discussing "Mormon" groups.

    94. Re:That sucks by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      Mormons have not had plural marriages in well over a century.

      Not legal marriages, but polygamy still practiced by Mormon fundamentalists.

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    95. Re:That sucks by YenTheFirst · · Score: 1

      Excepting, of course, for the fundamentalist offshoots. The official 'Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints' is officially against polygamy, and has been for a while, but there was that whole FLDS thing recently. So, the question is, does the colloquial 'Mormons' include only the biggest church, or the fundamentalist forks as well?

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    96. Re:That sucks by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

      You probably never had a relationship with an independent woman before. Most of those suck, badly. You'll run into things like never be able to see her face because she's too busy between meetings and night school, having your date interrupted by incoming work phone calls, and constantly having to deal with in-laws because you have to pick up your kids from their place. And you better make sure she has a good job or work your ass off to get her one, because the alternative would be she working her ass off in the local supermarket for crap pay, but you have to deal with her taxes as well as putting up with the stuff i listed above.

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    97. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      or privates.

      Especially when they've been marching all day with a full load of weapons and ammo.

    98. Re:That sucks by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      women are complex, emotional creatures

      No, they really are not. They become pretty simple once you name their socially unacceptable behaviors for what they are, instead of trying to jump through mental hoops to try to rationalize them as something acceptable.

    99. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more you know....

    100. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if that's no good, I can build her a machine. That's why I earned my EE degree. ;-)

      You got an EE degree just to design vibrators? Where from, DeVry?

    101. Re:That sucks by joocemann · · Score: 0

      Trust me. I'm married. ..... women are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding .... Taking care of one spouse is difficult enough......

      Sounds like your wife is a big eater.

      sorry for ya, dude. if you're american, at least she fits in, right?

    102. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful, especially in Brazil, about the "women"....

    103. Re:That sucks by joocemann · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      or mormons

      Mormons have not had plural marriages in well over a century.

      who gives a shit?

      mormons are theotards of the highest caliber.

    104. Re:That sucks by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Precisely.

      I went to Elizabethtown College (PA) and even though there were 2 girls for every guy, I still found it difficult to gain entrance into that "sanctuary" known as the female dorm room. I think the women tended to ignore the man and find comfort in each other.

      (ducks a spitball)

      2 words: money + coke

      did you think they wanted a nice guy?

    105. Re:That sucks by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      That's why I earned my EE degree. ;-)

      The LM555 can be used in an astable multivibrator circuit!

    106. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mormons haven't been polygamous in more than 100 years (I'm assuming you are talking about real Mormons here and not the fundamentalist "mormons" in Arizona and Texas).

    107. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of vagueness here. More often that you'd think means little. And how often does a person financially support his affair? Not so much I'd guess. It's a nice attempt to unify things but a failed one without some evidence to support it.

      Occam's razor leads me to conclude that we really do live in a primarily monogamous society. Men still cheat, but to postulate that their wives are in on it too and in fact we live in a polyandrous society is going a touch too far IMHO. I'm sure some men financially support a mistress and I'm sure some wives are aware of their husband's philandering, but I'm not remotely convinced that this is frequent enough to make a rule.

    108. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That depends on a lot of other factors besides government encouragement.

      See it like this: Polygamy is here, today. Depending on your culture or country, it might be officially sanctioned (muslims if n=4, or mormons) or not (most of the west, anything else that's catholic).

      The African Anglican/Episcopalian churches tolerate polygamy in converts, so things are looking up for Christians with polygamous leanings.

      1. Get a few wives

      2. Join their church

      3. Pro^H^H^H Get into Heaven anyway.

    109. Re:That sucks by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Not officially. But in the form of mistresses, they still do.

      Not that this is so different from the rest of the world! In fact, I'd say it's NOT having a mistress that is historically the anomaly. Marriage was typically first and foremost a business arrangement. You got married, then both husband and wife went on about their, um, affairs, because marriage was about money, but affairs were for love. This had even become somewhat formalized in some cultures (what? no mistress? He's weird. :)

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    110. Re:That sucks by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that women living together tend to sync up on their periods.

    111. Re:That sucks by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for slashdotters, 2*0 = 0.

      2^0 = 1.
      Let's hope you have other skills to attract women. ;)

      ^ != *

      Thus 2*0 != 2^0.

      And unfortunately while I have skills to attract women, I bat for the other team.

    112. Re:That sucks by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

      Here's the bad news... a lot of women really appreciate whiney emogoth fag-boys. Emotional connection, eldritch and compelling androgyny, plus you can play dress-up with them. And 3somes ftw - without all the tedious 'aw man I thought you meant with another *girl*' shit (tho it's always an option).

      Um, in high school the aforementioned whiney emogoth fag-boys will date you. But generally by college we came out of the closet and while we all love a good hag, we aren't really interested in sex with you. The willingness to do it with another guy should be a big clue. ;)

      Though as a disclaimer I am really only a fag-boy.... the closest I will get to emogoth is a black tee shirt and some hair gel.

    113. Re:That sucks by genner · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, your wife isn't that fat.

      FYI, never make fun of a man's wife, children, or privates.

      I'm a single, childless man who'se pratically a eunuch. I'll do what I want.

    114. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Studies... have shown that they [sperm counts] have dropped from 150 million per milliliter of sperm fluid to 60 million..."

      It only takes 1.

    115. Re:That sucks by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      That is the origin of the firey latin temper

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    116. Re:That sucks by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 1

      Women will get so desperate they can't resist any male guy! My plan is all falling to place. Muahahahahaa.

      No, What will happen is the guys who're getting laid now will get 2x the girls. Slashdot posters ratio stays the same.. 0

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    117. Re:That sucks by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 2, Interesting

      reminds me of the movie A Boy and His Dog

    118. Re:That sucks by gknoy · · Score: 1

      [Women] become pretty simple once you name their socially unacceptable behaviors for what they are....

      Would you care to elaborate? I'm genuinely curious.

    119. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can only have sex so many times in a given day. The rest of the day you'd have to put up with female whining

      You've never been in a long term relationship, have you?

    120. Re:That sucks by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Birth control. With that many wives, wouldn't it be necessary anyway?

    121. Re:That sucks by Mastadex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Has anyone actually thought that this might actually spawn Industrial Strength Lesbianism?

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    122. Re:That sucks by binarybum · · Score: 1

      or since this is slashdot, have sex with none and take care of many (c'mon, how many chicks computers have you fixed this past month alone).

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    123. Re:That sucks by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you will have no dicks left to fuck them. :P

      But luckily, this new breed of Neanderthal just rode around the corner, on his woolly mammoth.

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    124. Re:That sucks by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      No, that honor belongs to Scientology.

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    125. Re:That sucks by poached · · Score: 1

      also, since the story mentions that many male babies are born with female tendencies and genitals, I would think twice, or at least look more carefully before doing anything. :)

    126. Re:That sucks by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Play them off against each other. Let them fight *for* you, and *against* each other. O:-)

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    127. Re:That sucks by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      Naw, jocks don't use birth control...

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    128. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely they'd have had corrective surgery immediately after birth and been raised female. Reproduction would be impossible, but you'd never know the difference.

    129. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On behalf of my fellow Slashdotters, I ask why is this a problem for us?

    130. Re:That sucks by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Imagine your pain on that one weekend off when you get home to find 5 wives and nobody to screw.

      That would be horrible, because married men are usually famous for being able to have sex any time they want to.

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    131. Re:That sucks by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      And if that's no good, I can build her a machine. That's why I earned my EE degree. ;-)

      I really hope you meant ME degree, 'cause otherwise -- ouch!

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    132. Re:That sucks by Monsuco · · Score: 1

      Women will get so desperate they can't resist any male guy! My plan is all falling to place. Muahahahahaa.

      Woman: I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth.

      Me: That can be arranged.

    133. Re:That sucks by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, this would explain why most of my ex-girlfriends are now lesbians.

      Because they were really un-masculine men to start with?

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    134. Re:That sucks by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I went to Elizabethtown College (PA) and even though there were 2 girls for every guy, I still found it difficult to gain entrance into that "sanctuary" known as the female dorm room. I think the women tended to ignore the man and find comfort in each other.

      Unless the college was completely closed off from the surrounding community, I think you overestimate the importance of the on-campus ratio.

      'Least, going to a 4:1 male:female school, I noticed that most of the women were still interested in the off-campus guys despite the better chances on-campus. "The odds are good, but the goods are odd," and all that.

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    135. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Where do you think the stuff we've got has been coming from?

    136. Re:That sucks by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      No, except for one (nature/hippy girl), were all girly-girls. Still, living with one of them again, it's nice being able to check out chicks and have her agree: Nice boobs! Now, if I could just get the wife to be more... open minded.

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    137. Re:That sucks by Forge · · Score: 1

      Sure. As long as they can ask someone other than the wife.

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    138. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On behalf of my fellow straight males I'd like to say:
      TWO FOR ONE BABY!

      No straight non-religious man should be upset by these findings.

    139. Re:That sucks by tilandal · · Score: 1

      Funny joke but the reality is poultry is, for the most part, artificially inseminated. This is true for most of the meat produced around the world.

    140. Re:That sucks by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Today, perhaps. Coolidge was president in the '20s...

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    141. Re:That sucks by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

      With the changes in genitalia listed in the article, those of us who are older may be more in demand than the youngsters. Maybe we can have 3 desperate women apiece.

    142. Re:That sucks by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      I would!
      The mormons I know have 9 kids

      9 * n = a lot of kids !

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    143. Re:That sucks by Bombula · · Score: 1

      More women and less men in the world? And less testosterone-fueled macho bullshit? This can only be a good thing for our civilization.

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    144. Re:That sucks by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Anybody who doesn't understand that, can cash in their geek card and never return to Slashdot. :-) Nearly spit my soda on my keyboard I did.

    145. Re:That sucks by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Well, since there are millions of things that different men seem to be confused about, so I do not have the time or space to detail every permutation. What do you find complicated about women?

    146. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Classic! ColdWetDog FTW!

    147. Re:That sucks by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      Mormons have not had plural marriages in well over a century.

      The organizing bodies of Mormonism haven't condoned polygamy for a long time, but there are polygamists in the US, and I'd hazard a guess that most of them self-identify as Mormon.

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    148. Re:That sucks by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      "That way you get to have sex with the other women, and you only have take care of one."

      She'd be even luckier if he were more discreet about his extramarital affairs than to post about them on /.

    149. Re:That sucks by Mozk · · Score: 1

      Electrical engineering? That means you're probably exposed to PCBs all the time! According to the article, you should become a woman any time now.

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    150. Re:That sucks by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      More humans being born Female?

      ...and slashdotters out of any group, especially appreciate gaining any small chance to eventually actually mate.

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    151. Re:That sucks by sorak · · Score: 1

      Yah, but the males that are left have 2x better odds. <sings>TWOOOOO GIRLS FOR EVERY GUY</sings>

      If you think that actually means you'll get chicks then I suggest you remember where it is that you are posting ;)

      Yeah, but "four girls for the football player who used to beat you up" just isn't as catchy.

    152. Re:That sucks by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You probably never had a relationship with an independent woman before. Most of those suck, badly.

      That's still better than not at all.

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    153. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      'complex emotional creature' is just an euphemism for 'it's ok for me to be an irresponsible, self-centered brat and society should force males to worship me for it'

    154. Re:That sucks by rockwood · · Score: 1

      nobody to screw? Umm that's 10 hands and five mouths.. I think ONE thing would at least come up :)

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    155. Re:That sucks by noidentity · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a genotype of XX but with the male SRY gene translocated on one X arms. This would give you the above phenotype and infertile with most likely diminished genitalia in all areas. For a lot of slashdot readers this means that there will be smaller breasts. This is bad news for slashdotters everywhere

      Smaller man-boobs is bad news? I respectfully disagree.

    156. Re:That sucks by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      On a planet of women, what is a man needed for?

      Death by snu-snu! Oooo. Aaaah

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    157. Re:That sucks by bigboard · · Score: 1

      Damn my small fonts and failing eyesight! Apologies to the parent poster.

      Good luck with the batting!

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    158. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not a Lawyer but this kind of statement will usually bite you in the as in court.

    159. Re:That sucks by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      That would only be true if the ratio of women to men doesn't become unbalanced. The point of TFA is that there are chemicals that could potentially create an imbalance in the ratio of women to men.

      If so, then men reap the benefit. Its still possible for specific individuals to lose out. But because of the imbalance, every man is more likely to have a wife, even if having only one is usually few.

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    160. Re:That sucks by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 1

      Oh, so now he's a POLYGAMOUS Not-really-black African Muslim Terrorist?

    161. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, guess there will be lots of young gals for us old farts.

    162. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Semen contains at least 5 chemicals that make women happy when they reach the female brian. Women having regular (unprotected) sex have lower suicide rates than other women.

      There are numerous other nice, scientific proofs of this assertion. Women probably enjoy sex more, in fact.

    163. Re:That sucks by Tom · · Score: 1

      And how often does a person financially support his affair? Not so much I'd guess.

      Short-term affairs? No.
      Secondary wives? Often. These girls get houses, cars and expensive travels on behalf of their not-quite-husband.

      But I guess it depends a little on culture. Over here in Europe, a lot of people a pretty open with things like that. Over in the US, at least from what I gather from headliness, especially republican politicians apparently prefer fucking other gay men in airport restrooms over having a mistress. To each his own, I guess. :-)

      but to postulate that their wives are in on it too and in fact we live in a polyandrous society is going a touch too far IMHO.

      Remember what I was comparing it to. I don't think that's the rule. But I do think this "inofficial polygamy" is about as often as the official having-2-3-4 wives is in the countries it's allowed in.

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    164. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as opposed to estrogen driven cyclical bitchiness?

    165. Re:That sucks by Hucko · · Score: 1

      When this Coolidge fellow was around?

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    166. Re:That sucks by Hucko · · Score: 1

      But women think they are.... so you have to take care feeding them so that they aren't skin and bones *without them noticing*

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    167. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a guy for every cup...

    168. Re:That sucks by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't know how they would feel about it, but most polygamous marriages tend not to actually be about sex; they generally sleep apart.

      Well, who wants to sleep in a room with half a dozen other people snoring!

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    169. Re:That sucks by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      most polygamous marriages tend not to actually be about sex; they generally sleep apart

      ...until it is about sex.

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    170. Re:That sucks by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Practically or virtually? ... on second thoughts I don't want to know.

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    171. Re:That sucks by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Cash?! All these years of handing in my card and I could have been getting paid!

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    172. Re:That sucks by Catje · · Score: 1

      The old addage:

      "Why did God give women breasts?"

      "So men would talk to them.".

      I've found women frown on men talking to their breasts.

    173. Re:That sucks by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      This is probably more well known in general society than it is in this forum, but most women actually do enjoy sex with men.

      [Citation Needed]

      Your momma told me so last night!

      /obvious

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    174. Re:That sucks by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      I really hope you meant ME degree, 'cause otherwise -- ouch!

      Define 'ouch'. ;)

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    175. Re:That sucks by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. While chemicals may explain the problems with other species, they are not what's destroying masculinity in human beings. The fact, that women tend to favor the guys with the most money, is what's destroying masculinity in human beings. And those are the words of a widow.

    176. Re:That sucks by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      This is probably more well known in general society than it is in this forum, but most women actually do enjoy sex with men.

      [Citation Needed]

      [Citation Proved by Overwhelming Anecdote]

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    177. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poser! I bet he even RTFA!

    178. Re:That sucks by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      But one thing being married has taught me -- women are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding (well, actually, I knew that before I got married, but you learn it better after you're married).

      Just a sec...

      But one thing being married has taught me -- wives are nuts. Abandon all hope.

      There, fixed that for you.

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    179. Re:That sucks by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      No, except for one (nature/hippy girl), were all girly-girls.

      Insufficiently virilized "men" such that you could have sex with them and not be aware of the difference (as presumed by your statements that you don't view any of them as under virilized "men") are no less likely to be girly-girls than any other female.

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    180. Re:That sucks by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      It only takes an inch.

      Yes, you go ahead and keep telling yourself that.

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    181. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah "women"...

    182. Re:That sucks by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Informative

      This sounds like a genotype of XX but with the male SRY gene translocated on one X arms. This would give you the above phenotype and infertile with most likely diminished genitalia in all areas. For a lot of slashdot readers this means that there will be smaller breasts. This is bad news for slashdotters everywhere as we will have to try twice as hard to find someone that is a normal female and is not infertile. XY females are also possible but they are caused by androgen insensitivity and lack a uterus.

      No, actually, if you look at it, it's more common that it's a form of 5-alpha reductase deficiency. Or, essentially, it's an XY female, however due to decreased levels of dihydrogen-testosterone during genital development, they didn't develop masculine genitalia, and rather developed female genitalia.

      None of this implies an XX genotype with SRY translocation, which would be significantly less rare than XY females. In fact, it would cause XX genotype XY phenotype, and likely not result in any infertility at all. In fact, this form of translocation is known to occur fairly often, for instance in kangaroos, the SRY gene is no longer on the "Y chromosome", and has been shown to have moved a few times. Meanwhile, the original Y chromosomes have degenerated so entirely to be entirely vestigial chromosomes essentially. It's the reason why the Y chromosome in humans and primates doesn't carry full information either anymore... the chromosome is only transmitting the SRY gene, anything else can be dropped off, but the SRY must remain there.

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    183. Re:That sucks by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, one more thing.. breast size is determined by genetics, not by sex. Any human under influence of pubescent levels of estrogen will develop breasts to the size that their genetics dictates.

      Some women have small breasts, genetics. Some women have large breasts, genetics.

      Some men have breasts, exposure to estrogen. The size that they have? Depends on when the exposure occurs. At the same age as puberty, and at levels the same a pubescent girl would receive, they will develop the full size of breasts that their genes express. Wait until the 20's, and you're down to 1-cup size smaller, and past that almost exponential drop-off, as the body loses its response to hormonal fluctuations.

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    184. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, you mean antidote? like a rufie or X?

    185. Re:That sucks by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it seems that Transgendered folks and Linux go together like peanut butter and jelly. There are Linux users in practically every online trans-community I've visited, whether USENET, IRC or message boards.

    186. Re:That sucks by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      ah but see now they won't need to bug you.. they can talk amongst themselves. Leaving us time to play WOW : )

      They're not talking amongst themselves, they're conspiring. Make sure your passport is up to date and your reservations are in the airline computer to Rio just in case...

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    187. Re:That sucks by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Uhm, you mean antidote? like a rufie or X?

      Well, X certainly helps... however me and all of my close friends are all quite interested in sex, and find it very enjoyable.

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    188. Re:That sucks by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      People inside the church rarely talk about it, but the LDS Church does still practice polygamy.

      In the way that most people understand marriage (till death...), the LDS Church does not practice polygamy. However, in the LDS Church, the members believe that all Temple marriages (for time and eternity) last forever. It is common practice in The Church for a widower to re-marry in the Temple.

      And oddly enough, a widow can re-marry another husband too. The working theory there is that she will spend eternity with the husband that obtained the highest level of eternal glory.

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    189. Re:That sucks by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      But you could end up with YY children.

    190. Re:That sucks by aqk · · Score: 1

      But one thing being married -THEN SEPARATED, two or three times (I forget) - has taught me -- men are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding.

      Phooey. You stereotype terribly.

    191. Re:That sucks by aqk · · Score: 1

      ...why most of my ex-girlfriends are now lesbians.

      OMG! Mine too! I knew it! It's those polycarbonate water bottles. As a runner, I KNEW that the "water hydration" thing was just a pile of BS!
      But she told me, "NO! Keep drinking!"

        Can we meet sometime at a fern bar and discuss this? Women are such shits!

    192. Re:That sucks by TehDuffman · · Score: 1

      Don't worry the upcoming World War will help speed this along for the rest of the world. I say 2019.

    193. Re:That sucks by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Women will get so desperate they can't resist any male guy! My plan is all falling to place. Muahahahahaa.

      Or better yet, they'll start falling for female guys. HOT!

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    194. Re:That sucks by Slur · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for slashdotters, 2*0 = 0.

      Aha! That's only true for very small values of zero.

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    195. Re:That sucks by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Actually I seem to recall research showing that us married guys get it more often all-up. I know my personal experience strongly supports this... it's fun listening to guys who fancy themselves 'playas' talking about bagging a chick on the weekend and thinking "dude I got some before breakfast this morning".

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    196. Re:That sucks by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      Dammit.... you got me.. ok three.
      But, I have worn this t-shirt while preforming the duty: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/frustrations/388b/zoom/

      I just figured that if Van Halen could have contract riders stating that they would get 10lbs of m&m's (sans brown ones) backstage, I ask that the computer knowledge-deprived ladies to provide me with good beer and free dinner OR that they invite a cute single friend over (no DUFFs) and I bring the drinks. Sometimes this works. I suggest bringing a good bottle of white and red wine (or four). :)

    197. Re:That sucks by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Yea... but one of those girls would have been a guy.

      It's like the yellow primer on that used car...

      In all seriousness-- if the effects are this dramatic, the selection pressure is intense.

      So when members of a species develop resistance they are going to do really well.

      As long as it is possible to develop resistance.

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    198. Re:That sucks by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Sexual orientation isn't driven by the laws of supply and demand?

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    199. Re:That sucks by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Are you sure they don't just pretend to enjoy it, then, after it's over, they sigh, roll over, and quietly cry themselves to sleep?

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    200. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really need to change your shirt more then once a month. I tried it, and now I fix 5-10 girl's computers each month! I might even try showering next year.

    201. Re:That sucks by aqk · · Score: 1

      Shit?

      It's about all you can do, from that region. ...
        .

    202. Re:That sucks by squidfood · · Score: 1

      Old Turkish Story: A man, Hodja came upon his two wives having one of their typical discussions. "We were just talking about which one of us you loved the best!" said the oldest one. "Now, now" said Hodja, used to these conversations "I love you both the same." The younger one, a clever one, said "come on. Now, imagine we were all three in a boat and the boat sank. You've only got time to save one of us. Who do you reach for first?" Hodja paused. He looked at his older wife. Then at his younger wife. Then at his older wife. Then at is younger wife. He paused for a long time. Finally, he looked back to his older wife. "Dear," he said at last, "I think you can swim a little bit, can't you?"

    203. Re:That sucks by nomad-9 · · Score: 1

      Yes but...there is still the possibility of them (wifes + respective mother-in-laws) spending their time fighting with each other, instead of giving *you* a hard time. Or not.

    204. Re:That sucks by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      The general answer seems to be: NO! :)

    205. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 times the masculine females to guys, great...

    206. Re:That sucks by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      What's their official take on Luke 20:27-40, then?

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    207. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, at first I disagreed with you, but on second thought, you're correct. There'd be lots more girls who couldn't get a rich/handsome guy, not because he was already taken since that wouldn't be a problem in a polygamous society, but because none of the rich/handsome guys wanted them (because they were ugly). So, we'd have the rich, handsome guys with 3 or 5 beautiful wives, and then all the rest of us could probably find at least one not-so-attractive if not downright ugly wife. Where do I sign up?

    208. Re:That sucks by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      What a coincidence, me too! It must be fate...

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    209. Re:That sucks by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      ...and no more likely to be lesbian, either, I'm guessing.

      Anyway, that's one enormous "whoooosh". (If the general consensus of women who've slept with you is that they'll never sleep with a man ever again, you might be doing something wrong. Unless you are a lesbian, in which case, um, you're probably doing fine, so just keep doing whatever it is you're doing. Not that I'd know...)

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    210. Re:That sucks by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      The general consensus is that the Sadducees did not believe in the resurrection. They were trying to trip up Jesus into answering an unanswerable question.

      The second point is that Jesus does not say that there will be no marriage in eternity. He only says that there will be no one given in marriage; just as they can no longer die. In short, Jesus does not "cast pearls" by talking about eternal marriage with people who don't even believe in the afterlife.

      In several other places eternal marriage is spoken of.

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    211. Re:That sucks by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Basically, you're saying Jesus answered their question without answering the question. However, I see that generally when Jesus was asked an "unanswerable" question he did one of several things. Sometimes he responded in kind (i.e. asked them an unanswerable question); culture dictated that they had to answer his question before he answered theirs. Occasionally he turned their question back on them (e.g. "you say I am") and sometimes he outright told them "you wouldn't believe me if I told you", but in those cases, it was direct and to the point.

      Second, the question was "unanswerable" only if Jesus accepted their premise of "no afterlife" – which would have been a flip-flop and they'd have been able to nail him on it (erm, no pun intended). Jesus didn't do that. First he answered the question from his viewpoint (the afterlife exists), then he destroyed their mistaken notion that there isn't an afterlife, completely nullifying the advantage they thought they had in their "unanswerable" question.

      Jesus does not say that there will be no marriage in eternity. He only says that there will be no one given in marriage

      Sure he said "given in marriage" but he was obviously still talking about the same thing: A woman is married to several people in her lifetime; whose wife is she going to be in the afterlife?

      Anyway, it isn't terribly difficult to interpret at its face value. The men who were her husbands during life are now waiting for her in the afterlife. When she dies, whose wife will she become? Who will she be given to? That terminology is understandable, and within the context of their question this is obviously what he meant.

      Another point: he said we'd be like angels in the afterlife. From what we read, angels seem to be essentially sexless beings. They are generally referred to by masculine names and pronouns, but otherwise, we have no indication that they had genders at all. Additionally they were created for the sole purpose of being God's servants, which would have precluded sexual gratification if it were even possible for them. (Humans, on the other hand, were created to be in a relationship with God but also to be fruitful, multiply, subdue the earth, and so on.)

      Besides everything else, the marriage contract is explicitly binding until death anyway.

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    212. Re:That sucks by sckeener · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Half of women have sexual dysfunction and one fourth of women don't even care that they have sexual dysfunction.

      My 1st wife had the issue (both a physical and mental version) and we survived for 13 years because I loved her very much; however, she never took it as seriously as me as an issue. I was able to over look it until by accident we solved the physical aspect. One year later of no increase because of the mental sexual dysfunction drove me insane and we started divorce proceedings.

      so yeah...if 'most women' is 50%, then yes, they enjoy sex. The other 50% tolerate it or out right hate it. Flip a coin...see what you get.

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    213. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately you will have no dicks left to fuck them. :P

      I humbly offer to make this sacrifice for the continuation of my race.

    214. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three letters: PMS.

      I don't care if it's "normal" or "unavoidable". It's still no excuse for being a bitch.

    215. Re:That sucks by binarybum · · Score: 1

      I wasn't sure what you were referring to when you meant 'the duty', but after clicking on the link it became clear that this was not a euphemism for copulation.
      Admittedly I own that shirt as well.
      I have a friend that is a gynecologist that also gets more off the record requests for advice than he would like. I thought about making a similar t-shirt for him, but somehow I think that "no I will not fix your vagina" lands within a vanishingly small population of people that would get the joke without being horribly offended.

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    216. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I *totally* agree.

      Hannity & Colmes has to be probably the most impartial news show on network television.

      They perfectly balance each other, give rational opinions, and show all sides of an issue.

      You can tell by Sean Hannity's calm unruffled demeanor. You rarely see him upset about much of anything, a cool cucumber. He's basically happy with things in our country as they are now, and he really seems to look deeply into an issue, it's ramifications, and never makes sweeping, broad generalizations without presenting undeniable, well-grounded evidence to support his opinions.

      An American hero, that one. I believe that he represents what Fox News stands for, and their general political fairness and balance.

      Certainly, nobody represents FNC better than he does!

      Oh, and it's even better and *more* solidly journalistic on his radio show.

    217. Re:That sucks by icedcool · · Score: 1

      It's not a joke. This is an official term in evolutionary psychology.

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      Most people aren't thought about after they're gone. "I wonder where Rob got the plutonium" is better than most get.
    218. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, an androgen-insensitive XY "female" would be sterile. Boink away.

    219. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to hear that. You know, there is a saying that happiness comes when love is bigger than the need for each other. Otherwise it is simply an addiction. Like binge eating or cocaine.

      But I guess I understand you, mate. You just want to be perceived to be the supporting side while jumping the ladies at the same time;) Some people need time to get over that. For some people all the time in the world is not enough. But I guess that's just the way world works. Here to learn.

    220. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polygamy.... Yikes, one woman is too much to handle at times. The only way I could see it working would be if you could play one wife off the other giving each wife the task of dealing with much of the bullshit stemming from the other. Then, it might almost be paradoxically easier to have two wives than to have one wife.

    221. Re:That sucks by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Hans, is that you?

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    222. Re:That sucks by Hans+T.+Reiser · · Score: 1

      Nope, why do you ask? Ooooh, upgrade - and my file system consistency - I get it.

    223. Re:That sucks by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      *pulls out sword-sized knife* Who ordered the circumcision?

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    224. Re:That sucks by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the amusing response. Actually (and seriously), in the goth scene, a lot of people are bi with the usual spectrum of interest bias that this entails. My last serious boyfriend *was* (literally) a whiney goth fag-boy, and a genuinely cool *individual* human being. I'm actually lesbian-biased, and I find the complete inability of so many men to connect with women at an emotional level to be the big off-putting factor. I like men with a 'feminine' side and I'm perfectly aware this doesn't automatically associate with sexual orientation or gender quirks. I *would* say that it *tends* to...

      Regards,

      S --- neurotic middle-aged carpet-munching hag

    225. Re:That sucks by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      You're using the word "you". I presume you actually mean the impersonal pronoun "if you just grab a fork and stick it in the socket, then you're going to get electrocuted." Which is distinctly indicated in British English by using the pronoun "one".

      In any case, no, I have no slept with any women... although unlike many slashdot readers, that does not mean that I do not have an active heterosexual sex life.

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    226. Re:That sucks by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Correct, I was using "you" in the general sense of "someone".

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    227. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mormons gave up polygamy to enable Utah to enter the United States as a state.

    228. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting about the point system here. With multiple wives you can get them to compete with one another for your attention and affection.

  2. It's the commies! by tehBoris · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are impurifying our precious bodily fluids!

    1. Re:It's the commies! by Purity+Of+Essence · · Score: 5, Funny

      I warned them this would happen. That's why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol.

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      +0 Meh
    2. Re:It's the commies! by mfh · · Score: 1

      OPE: Other people's essence!!!!
      POE: Purity of essence.

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    3. Re:It's the commies! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Rain water isn't that clean.

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    4. Re:It's the commies! by Briareos · · Score: 1

      General Jack D. Ripper called - he wants his paranoia back!

      np: Bobby And Blumm - In Future Present (Everybody Loves...)

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      "I'm not anti-anything, I'm anti-everything, it fits better." - Sole

    5. Re:It's the commies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hear that Mandrake?

    6. Re:It's the commies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, I don't avoid women, Mandrake. I do, however, deny them my essence.

  3. New Mens Bathroom Joke by codepunk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Woah, little fella, your mom was exposed to PCB's wasn't she!

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    Got Code?
    1. Re:New Mens Bathroom Joke by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      You look at other men's penises in the men's room? *raised eyebrow*

    2. Re:New Mens Bathroom Joke by J4 · · Score: 1

      He wasn't trying to but the hole in the stall partition was crotch height.

      "See, there's this clock on the wall and last night was taco night...."

    3. Re:New Mens Bathroom Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dang... so what? As long as he didn't get turned on by it.

    4. Re:New Mens Bathroom Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CmdrTaco night?

  4. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    IT still an almost male-only field. It is simply the most manly of jobs.

    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      IT still an almost male-only field. It is simply the most manly of jobs.

      Yeah, but doesn't being around computer equipment mean being exposed to a lot of PCBs?

    2. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have evidence of that? I don't...

    3. Re:In other news by compro01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have plenty. There's Printed Circuit Boards all around me.

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    4. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the joke. If I had any points left I would mod the GP +1 funny.

    5. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider that I did not miss the joke but added my own...

    6. Re:In other news by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Does that mean if suddenly the population is all female, there will be an end to computers??

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    7. Re:In other news by CyBlue · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Consider that we considered it and didn't find it funny.

  5. Good excuse by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

    ...baby boys born to women exposed to widespread chemicals in pregnancy are born with smaller penises...

    - Well, dear, there was all that pollution in mom's neighborhood and...

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    Any life is made up of a single moment, the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.

  6. Re:oh shi- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    retarded

  7. Aliens! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Aliens have began the process of converting the majority of the human population to females for their future breeding programmes.

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    Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    1. Re:Aliens! by Phil06 · · Score: 0

      Of course! What do you think Jabba the Hutt was doing to Princess Leia all that time he had her as a slave?

      --
      "...and yet, I blame society" Duke - Repo Man
    2. Re:Aliens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what do space spiders think about it?

    3. Re:Aliens! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure she was a woman before.

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    4. Re:Aliens! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      GP was referring to breeding programmes, not sex-change operations...

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    5. Re:Aliens! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!

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    6. Re:Aliens! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      If that was a joke, I'm sorry. I just didn't think it was funny.

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    7. Re:Aliens! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't brag.

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    8. Re:Aliens! by DreamsAreOkToo · · Score: 1

      Aliens have began the process of converting the majority of the human population to females for their future breeding programmes.

      And with the invasion, finally, Duke Nukem Forever will be released!

  8. Finally an excuse! by aliquis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally an excuse for my weak body, small penis and my interest for tea. And sadly my limited interest for breasts.

    1. Re:Finally an excuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You need an excuse for being British?

    2. Re:Finally an excuse! by value_added · · Score: 2, Funny

      Finally an excuse for my weak body, small penis and my interest for tea. And sadly my limited interest for breasts.

      For your breasts, or those of others?

    3. Re:Finally an excuse! by Seq · · Score: 1

      Yeah... So.... The 'Post Anonymously' check box is just above the text entry field. You know, just for future reference...

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      -- Seq
    4. Re:Finally an excuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My mother was exposed to SO MANY chemicals(evil!) when she was pregnant, and I'm not able to pick up any girls, probably because of not being male enough!

      Seriously, all sorts of iron, oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, methane, hydrogen, helium, chlorine, sodium (this one is explosive!!!!), potassium, nitrogen, fluorine, phosphorous, calcium, copper, nickel, gold, silver, zinc, aluminum, silicon, sulfur, and probably a lot more! With all these evil chemicals in her system, it's no wonder I'm this way!

      ("Widespread chemicals" indeed... I weep for our science-fearing society)

    5. Re:Finally an excuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The British brought us Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard.... I don't think we can accuse them of having limited interest in breasts...

    6. Re:Finally an excuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, the British are completely obsessed with breasts (that's why The Sun sells so many copies a day). As for the other bits, it's 51 degrees N and the central heating is dodgy, so lack of exercise, shrinkage of extremities and interest in hot drinks are natural.

    7. Re:Finally an excuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score:6, Funniest

    8. Re:Finally an excuse! by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great... so how do you explain the average British Comedian's penchant for dressing up in drag?

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    9. Re:Finally an excuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real men expose their femininity without being anonymous!

    10. Re:Finally an excuse! by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      Hey! The British love breasts enough to put as many as possible in several of their national newspapers. This man is clearly Belgian.

    11. Re:Finally an excuse! by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously, all sorts of iron, oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, methane, hydrogen, helium, chlorine, sodium (this one is explosive!!!!), potassium, nitrogen, fluorine, phosphorous, calcium, copper, nickel, gold, silver, zinc, aluminum, silicon, sulfur, and probably a lot more! With all these evil chemicals in her system, it's no wonder I'm this way!

      Technically, those are all elements, not chemicals, the way you are using them. "A chemical" is not "a molecule" but generally is a fuzzier term, like "bug," "vermin," "natural," or "rhythm" which are hard to nail down technically and deterministically.

      And you know damned good and well there's a difference between C2H5OH and CH3OH on the human body despite being nothing but carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen.

      ("Widespread chemicals" indeed... I weep for our science-fearing society)

      Who fears science more? Those who use science to ensure their safety or those who disregard science when it threatens their modern conveniences?

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    12. Re:Finally an excuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod! I'm Welsh!

    13. Re:Finally an excuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need an excuse for being British?

      As an American working for a British bureaucracy of a company let me say thank you....you have made me day granted I nearly spewed water all over my CEO in a meeting when I read this but it was worth it.

    14. Re:Finally an excuse! by Hucko · · Score: 1

      They like holidaying in New Zealand?

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    15. Re:Finally an excuse! by daniel_newby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Margaret Thatcher.

    16. Re:Finally an excuse! by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      They do? I like shoes! I played with dolls! I know my MAC foundation #. Yay, I'm a real man...and I should touch up my eyebrows with my Tweezerman. Ha that's funny, one of the most popular/highly regarded brands of tweezers used by women are called "Tweezerman"

      All kidding aside, I really am transgendered...and a touch intersexed though I don't identify as intersexed.

  9. Relevent Comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Y-The Last Man

    Go read it before they turn it into a horrible movie.

    Y: The Last Man is a comic book series by Brian K. Vaughan and Pia Guerra, about the only man to survive the mysterious simultaneous death of every male mammal on Earth. The series was published in sixty issues by Vertigo, and collected in a series of 10 paperback volumes. The series' covers were primarily by J. G. Jones and Massimo Carnevale.

    1. Re:Relevent Comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late, it was an episode of Takes from the darkside, or twilight zone already.

    2. Re:Relevent Comic by schon · · Score: 1

      You forgot this gem :)

  10. Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this trend continues, I might actually be able to find a girlfriend!

    1. Re:Sweet! by larry+bagina · · Score: 0

      If this trend continues, your "girlfriend" will have an XY set.

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      Do you even lift?

      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  11. Pollution = More Gay Men by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So will the religious right now be against pollution? I guess not, the religious right are also against science.

    1. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Samschnooks · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So will the religious right now be against pollution? I guess not, the religious right are also against science.

      You forgot about the ones who are against destroying "God's Earth". My Mother-in-law is a die hard fox-news-watching-Sean-Hannity-listening-bible-thumping-literal-bible-interpretation-religious-conservative who gives readily to environmental causes and thinks we need to do something about Global Warming.

      Religious conservatives like her are growing in numbers.

    2. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      Hm.. so now she is fox-news-watching-Sean-Hannity-listening-bible-thumping-literal-bible-interpretation-religious-conservative-environmentally-friendly, right?

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      Any life is made up of a single moment, the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.

    3. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But weren't those chemicals made by science? If any, the study would give them reasons to say that gay men are caused by chemical pollution, and that the arguments of the rainbow movement are bullshit ("it's my choice", "it's natural", etc).

    4. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, the religious right are hard in their belief that it is a "choice" and not a matter of biology. I don't choose to be straight, so I can't imagine how anyone could choose to be gay.

    5. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So will the religious right now be against pollution? I guess not, the religious right are also against science.

      Thats not entirely true. They are against science that does not promote a given point they are trying to make. If it happens to agree with something they like the sound of, they generally quote findings as if the conclusion was known to them for quite some time.
      So in this case it would constitute proof pollution is Gods punishment for everyone being gay.

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    6. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Samschnooks · · Score: 1

      Hm.. so now she is fox-news-watching-Sean-Hannity-listening-bible-thumping-literal-bible-interpretation-religious-conservative-environmentally-friendly, right?

      Exactly! She's creating a new stereotype to be picked on by the atheist-social-liberal-NPR-listening-science-trained-educated-folks who think that the evidence for Global Warming is not conclusive and the Religious Nuts should keep God out of "protecting his works".

    7. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As part of the "religious right" it is obvious you people have NO IDEA what you are talking about! The right does not foster the views you suggest. If you claim to be open-minded or "liberal" how could you hold such close-minded and bigoted views about a group you know very little about??

    8. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given that it's scientifically proven to be caused by pollution, the religious right are going to have a case for it being a "birth defect" ... I mean, thalidomide babies aren't living an "alternative lifestyle" are they?

    9. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Kokuyo · · Score: 2

      As little sense as that conclusion makes, you might just be right about this.

    10. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by PRMan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The religious right is not against hard science.

      The religious right is against millions-of-years-ago storytelling that masquerades as hard science. As we all should be.

      The evidence behind most of the claims in the average high school science book is very poor, but students are given interpretation instead of facts.

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    11. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by PRMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And, now that I mention it, the article featured in this story is very weak on facts as well.

      That's a wide series of claims, but where's the evidence?

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    12. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd predict you're going to have a hard time convincing the gay rights movement that they're gay because of pollution too :-)

      Its not the most glamorous defence of a lifestyle, is it?

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    13. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The religious right is against millions-of-years-ago storytelling that masquerades as hard science. As we all should be.

      As opposed to thousands-of-years-ago storytelling that they take as gospel?

    14. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect there's very little evidence indeed.

      Truth is, much of this article smacks of the extreme feminist propaganda I've seen in place around the net. It's part of the whole "God is a woman, men are dying out and women will take over the planet" craziness you occasionally see in extreme feminists.

      If I remember correctly, the extreme feminists (extreminists? exfeminists? crazy bitches?) have been bandying about similar "statistics" for YEARS now, and they were proven false several times over. I wouldn't be surprised to see these results falsified soon enough as well.

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    15. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just last week, I heard the number is up to 8.

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    16. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gospel" means Good News.

      I certainly consider it good news that I'm not descended from a long line of stinkin' apes but rather am a product of a loving creator.

    17. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Veggiesama · · Score: 1

      Why is this post "funny" and the grand-parent post "interesting"? It seemed like the other way around to me.

    18. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Aceticon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The religious right is against millions-of-years-ago storytelling that masquerades as hard science.

      <irony>
      It's clear from your neutral, non-emotionally charged and logical words and arguments that you are not at all pushing an agenda.
      </irony>

      Having been raised in a deeply catholic country and having studied science at an University along with some colleagues and even teachers which were both scientists AND Christians it never ceases to amaze me how the US seems to produce scores and scores of uneducated, anti-education, ignorant and even downright dumb "believers", incapable of reconciling religion with science.

      Quick hint: it's perfectly possible to believe both in God and in the Big-Bang - they're not at all mutually exclusive as long as you look at the bible as a book full of allegories instead of trying to believe that the English translation is literally the word of Jesus.

    19. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The evidence behind most of the claims in the average bible is very poor, but worshipers are given interpretation instead of facts.

    20. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 1

      There is loads of evidence, in the form of scientific research. Unfortunately the weight of evidence is growing at a rapid pace. Here is a collection of scientific articles from a broad range of research, rolled into one book/location for your convenience:

      "The book Our Stolen Future brought world-wide attention to scientific discoveries about endocrine disruption and the fact that common contaminants can interfere with the natural signals controlling development of the fetus. This website tracks the most recent developments."
      http://www.ourstolenfuture.org/

    21. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is gravity a fact or our interpretation of the fact that apples are falling?

      If by "millions-of-years-ago storytelling" you mean evolution. I have to tell you that evolution theory is as much hard scientific as any other biological theory that we regularly trust and risk our life based on.

      Whether the average high school books are bad written is irrelevant to the your claim.

    22. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking something as gospel, on faith, is fine.

      Taking something as science, on faith, is against the very definition of science.

      PRMan is right, theory masquerading as hard science is wrong, just like gospel masquerading as hard science is wrong.

    23. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I certainly consider it good news that I'm not descended from a long line of stinkin' apes but rather am a product of a loving creator.

      Unless you're not following the correct rules I guess. If the catholics are right, you better be living a very "righteous" life and be sure to repent for all your sins before you die, or your loving God is going to condemn you to hell. If the protestants are right, you better not let any doubt creep in your mind about Jesus. You need complete faith, or your condemned to hell. If the jewish are right, well...I don't know much at all about the jewish religion, but the old testament god in the bible seemed like he could be described as anything BUT loving. Fire and brimstone, bitches! Muslims have their own beliefs, which I'm even less sure about.

      I don't get what's up with all of you. "Look at how complex we are! We must have been created by an all-powerful being, we couldn't have arisen by chance!" If you're ever questioned about how God was created you get all defensive, "obviously it has to stop somewhere, you can't have a progressive infinite-loop, so God has always been there, he wasn't created." How in the FUCK is that logical? What's easier, that the universe has always been there in one form or another (starting from an infinitely dense point at the beginning of time) or that a conscious being so much more complex that he is capable of creating universes has always been there?

      Personally, I'm proud of being a descent from a long line of stinkin' apes. It means I'm a member of the highest intelligence on this planet, and I get to decide my own fucking destiny.

    24. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by JerkBoB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Quick hint: it's perfectly possible to believe both in God and in the Big-Bang - they're not at all mutually exclusive as long as you look at the bible as a book full of allegories instead of trying to believe that the English translation is literally the word of Jesus.

      The problem is that for many religious folks, a black-and-white-but-only-if-i-ignore-contradictions belief is easier. Your proposal (which is typical of Catholics, I think) requires a much more nuanced and thoughtful approach to belief. Also, Catholicism has a whole class of people who come up with ways to make faith more palatable to the masses (just believe what the priest tells you to believe, don't think about it too much yourself, you haven't studied scripture the way we have, etc.)... Whereas I think that the evangelical brands of Christianity tend to take a more individualistic, my-way-or-the-highway (to hell) approach.

      Personally, I grew up in a deeply fundamentalist (read: batshit crazy) church -- the same flavor as Sarah Palin's church, incidentally. Anyhow, as I developed into a young adult and started thinking for myself, I started seeing more and more inconsistencies.

      At some point, after having been to college and learning a lot more about anthropology and other soft/hard sciences, I came to the conclusion that I had no more reason to adhere to the Judeo-Christian faith than any other particular belief system. They all became equally illogical and pointless, to me.

      I suppose for people who weren't exposed to such a caustic brand of belief, faith can just be something familiar and comforting. Unfortunately, there are always those who take things too far.

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    25. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Its a nature vs nuture argument, and I sure as hell hope its nuture that determines sexual orientation. here's why -- if its *nature*, it opens a can of worms re: mutation, 'unnatural', poison, etc. "He's gay because he has a genetic deficiency!" And now we open the nasty line of thinking around 'cures' and 'treatments'.

      Trust me, if it is ever conclusively proven that 'teh ghey' is environmentally determined and that its a mutation -- you'll see a whole new interest in investments in biotech and medical engineering. For all the wrong reasons.

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    26. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by kisrael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Quick hint: it's perfectly possible to believe both in God and in the Big-Bang - they're not at all mutually exclusive as long as you look at the bible as a book full of allegories instead of trying to believe that the English translation is literally the word of Jesus.

      That really is it in a nutshell.
      A lot of American atheists are fighting against that literal minded Fundamentalist thinking... and to be fair, the cultural environment has an awful lot of that. It was a a REAL eye-opener for me (years and years into my mush agnosticism) when I read an interview with some Anglican Bishop where he says something like "well, of course the stories about Jesus aren't literally true..."- that a high ranking member of the clergy of a very established Christian group could even say that took me aback.

      So then you get into, why believe at all? Is it a pragmatic, useful stance for moral guidance? Or is there an inescapable supernatural element? And - and this is crucial - are the *other* books full of allegories about equally as true, or do you think that one specific one or group is special in its connection to the truth?

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    27. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey now, you gotta respect the religious right. They were makin' up stories that break most of the laws of physics and science before we even knew they existed!

      Now that takes dedication - precognitive ignorance.

    28. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are probably right about the dangers of people interested in "correcting" the problem, but in truth, homosexuality is demonstrably more than a human problem and always has been. But where it comes from causes outside of nature and can be traced to environmental problems and pollution, it would seem obvious that the answer is to PREVENT rather than to attempt to cure.

      I hope they don't ever "cure" homosexuality. Gay men are funny -- they know it, we know it, they exploit it, we exploit it. It makes life more enjoyable that gay men exist and I wouldn't want to change that. Gay women, on the other hand... well... as a straight male geek, I find rejection in any form to be... disappointing.

    29. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They are against science that does not promote a given point they are trying to make.

      That *IS* being against science. Science is not a bunch of facts, it is a process. If you pick and choose your data to support your hypothesis, you are not following that process. That is being against science.

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    30. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Fallingcow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wouldn't a study of the average size of the penises of gay men help to isolate the variables here?

      If they are significantly smaller than the average in the general population, and smaller penis size is a consequence of exposure to PCB, then the case would be strengthened for male homosexuality being caused in large part by these chemicals. If there's not much of a difference, then it might be the cause in only a minority of cases.

      (No, I'm not volunteering to help "test" gay men's penises. Let me know when it's time to start running doing some studies of lesbians, though. Since the masculine ones might also be related to this chemical, we'll need a control of very feminine lesbians. I'll take care of that part.)

    31. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by crmarvin42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like most extreme interpretations of anything, (religion, eugenics, etc.) there exist a vocal majority that confuse the intelligent but inattentive that exist within their community. I'm a research scientist in the US at Purdue University, and MOST of the faculty and graduate students in my department are devoutly religious. Talk about activities done with their church groups and invitations to visit their church are fairly common, especially if you are a new student or recent hire.

      As a transplant from a more urban area of the US (Massachusetts), my personal theory is that the Atheistic scientists in the more urban centers tend to provoke the religous with their talk of science disproving God somehow (The lack of evidence while convincing, is never proof in and of itself). This leads to a tendancy toward radicalization (or fundamentalism) among those who feel as though they are being attacked. Then the willfully ignorant become more promenant for predicting this persecution all along, and then we get things like the creationist museum that recently opened.

      Maybe the religious shot first, probably depends on who you ask, But I hold those that intentionally bait the religious with indifensible scientific stances to be as responsible for the present situation as the most vocal of the religous fundamentalists that are unwilling to accept any science that disagrees with stories originally told before the advent of heliocentricity. Religion and science are two different fields with two different goals. Science asks "HOW" and religion asks "WHY". Anyone attempting to use one to inappropriately draw conclusions within the others bailiwick are just full of shit.

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    32. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by gsakkis · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, the extreme feminists (extreminists? exfeminists? crazy bitches?)

      I believe the scientific term is "Feminazis".

    33. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You missed one point though.

      Unlike the professors who do "research" for attention and say the Y chromosome is disappearing, and there will be no men, the articles about this study say it's a problem and suggest we do something to fix it.

      If you really want evidence, just read up on it.
      Bisphenol A is a well-known one. This is nothing new. You get articles about this about once a year or so. The issue is what you can do to avoid all the nasties that attack your endocrine system out there.

      Tips for men/parents/parents-to-be, regardless of your sex or that of your child/child-to-be:

      Avoid soy/flax/etc.
      Avoid fish.
      Avoid milk products, or buy hormone free.
      Buy hormone free meats.
      Don't use cosmetics (including lotions), especially scented ones.
      Buy organic foods when possible, and don't go huffing that can of RAID.
      Avoid plastic food containers, specifically those with a 7 or 3, unless they are labeled as Bisphenol A (or BPA) free. This is basically impossible, so see the following few notes.
      Do not microwave food in plastic containers / while covered with plastic wrap.
      Do not re-use plastic bottles.
      Do not put plastic food containers in the dishwasher.

      The vast majority of the shit you get will be from what you eat, though you can also absorb it through your skin or by breathing in delicious fumes.

      Basically, live like a lumberjack (that's okay).

    34. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They are against science that does not promote a given point they are trying to make. If it happens to agree with something they like the sound of, they generally quote findings as if the conclusion was known to them for quite some time."

      So... they are like everyone else in this regard?

    35. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Silentknyght · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent up. Mod GP down. It's nothing to do with "women taking over the world." It's everything to do with synthetic hormone pollution (read: "Birth Control"). It doesn't need an agenda to be scary & true.

    36. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by GayBliss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a gay man, I have already done some of this research, and I can tell you without a doubt that gay men are NOT physically more feminine in general than straight men. There are masculine and feminine men in both camps, and I don't see any masculine/feminine bias in either direction. And there is certainly no bias towards a smaller penis size in gay men.

      I think the reason gay men act feminine at times has more to do with them letting go of the macho image that straight men try to portray, especially in the United States, which is why European men are often accused of "acting gay"; because they don't worry about acting "macho" as much as American men do. Europeans in general don't have such a deep seated fear of being branded as gay. This hasn't always been the case in the United States either. Watch some old B&W movies and note how much more "gay" the male actors tend to be than they do today.

    37. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It's definitely not a human-only thing. Lots of animals exhibit homosexual behaviour, tho with a much higher proportion of females than males.

      [pro dog breeder hat] I've had a bitch who was a monogamous lesbian, and she only liked other females of a certain colour. Pretty damned funny, actually :)

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    38. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      Quick hint: it's perfectly possible to believe both in God and in the Big-Bang - they're not at all mutually exclusive as long as you look at the bible as a book full of allegories instead of trying to believe that the English translation is literally the word of Jesus.

      Perhaps that's true, but that also isn't what's usually meant by "the religious right". That term is generally understood to mean the hardline types who interpret the Bible much more literally, and attempts to lobby or legislate based on that interpretation. The lobbying is key here, for it's also possible to be a deeply fundamentalist Christian without bothering everyone else with it, and those sorts are also usually not included under the term "the religious right". At its core, the religious right is way more about politics than religion. Religion just happens to be the platform they use to try to gain political clout.

      The type of person who believes in the Bible but views it as a book of allegories, in other words, is usually not the type of person who crusades against gay rights or tries to push Creationism into the classroom. That'd be the "religious right" sort; they're a small but loud minority who, unfortunately, give a lot of other Christians a bad name. Nobody likes a loud-mouthed extremist on any side of an issue.

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    39. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      a monogamous lesbian, and she only liked other females of a certain colour

      Monogamous?

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    40. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the religious right folks did choose to be straight?

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    41. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      though I find your Argument sound in that of itself, of being somewhat open minded, I felt the need to remind you that stating some background that somehow makes anything you say legitimate is automatically null and void on the internet, just say your peace and don't bloat you ego by stating how legitimate you are.

    42. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yes. One at a TIME, but several *serially*.

      This was a black Labrador. She lived with a group of 4 to 5 other females, both blacks and yellows. She picked out one yellow female, and regularly humped ONLY that particular dog so long as they lived together -- while ignoring all the others (some of whom would have been more than happy to hump and be humped -- female dogs are worse than teenage boys). After I gave her first lady-love to the Guide Dogs, she moped for about a year, then picked out another yellow kennelmate and daily humped the crap out of her, and no one else. She lived to be 14 and never changed her ways.

      There are some social conventions among dogs (male or female) as to who is allowed to hump whom, but monogamy is extremely rare (tho is seen more in males than in females).

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    43. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One study found that gay men tend to have larger penises than average and testosterone injections designed to "cure" homosexuality caused the men to simply want gay sex even more.

      The gay = effeminate thing is sometimes quite cultural, despite the correlations for SOME gay men with feminine biological factors like finger length and brain functioning. I happen to have a very masculine finger length and have never felt like a woman, had any interest in dolls, and know that the color pink was once the color for boys (19th century).

    44. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ummm... not that I have conducted studies... or anything... ummm really... but gay men seem to be above average in the pants. Also, a simple perusal of various "matchmaking" sites, even accounting for exaggeration, also would create the same conclusion.

      From the experiences of a friend... I'd say gay men on average are about 1.9" above the (currently shrinking) national average, with a very small percent in the below average range.

    45. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      How insensitive, blaming the homosexuals for global warming!

    46. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Hucko · · Score: 1

      A conscious being who exists outside what we recognise as the universe?

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    47. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a gay man, I have already done some of this research, and I can tell you without a doubt that gay men are NOT physically more feminine in general than straight men. There are masculine and feminine men in both camps, and I don't see any masculine/feminine bias in either direction. And there is certainly no bias towards a smaller penis size in gay men.

      I knew this.

      I think the reason gay men act feminine at times has more to do with them letting go of the macho image that straight men try to portray, especially in the United States, which is why European men are often accused of "acting gay"; because they don't worry about acting "macho" as much as American men do. Europeans in general don't have such a deep seated fear of being branded as gay. This hasn't always been the case in the United States either. Watch some old B&W movies and note how much more "gay" the male actors tend to be than they do today.

      Wow, that makes so much more sense. Men here really are locked into this homophobic machismo... aren't they? It's really... stupid.

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    48. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Ummm... not that I have conducted studies... or anything... ummm really... but gay men seem to be above average in the pants. Also, a simple perusal of various "matchmaking" sites, even accounting for exaggeration, also would create the same conclusion.

      From the experiences of a friend... I'd say gay men on average are about 1.9" above the (currently shrinking) national average, with a very small percent in the below average range.

      In fact, a lot of modern sexologists are of the opinion that gay men are more masculinized than straight men. They certainly seem to be much more attached to their penis, and "being a man" than straight men.

      Now, with the caveat as noted above... they're much more secure in their masculinity, and have less to "prove", and thus a much smaller irrational machismo.

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    49. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I suspect there's very little evidence indeed.

      Truth is, much of this article smacks of the extreme feminist propaganda I've seen in place around the net. It's part of the whole "God is a woman, men are dying out and women will take over the planet" craziness you occasionally see in extreme feminists.

      If I remember correctly, the extreme feminists (extreminists? exfeminists? crazy bitches?) have been bandying about similar "statistics" for YEARS now, and they were proven false several times over. I wouldn't be surprised to see these results falsified soon enough as well.

      Ahem, WHAT THE F***?

      Fuck you, too, Mr. Chauvinist Pig.

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    50. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Thats not entirely true. They are against science that does not promote a given point they are trying to make. If it happens to agree with something they like the sound of, they generally quote findings as if the conclusion was known to them for quite some time.

      Actually, this does mean that they're against science. What you're saying is that they're for pseudo-science, which is a combination of a bunch of made-up stuff and selective elimination of inconvenient facts. Just because they call it science doesn't mean we have to dignify it as such.

      As to the whole "pollution = teh ghey" thing, are we forgetting ancient cultures (and not so ancient cultures) where it wasn't at all uncommon for people to be what we today would call bisexual? Just because religious extremists can selectively ignore facts doesn't mean that we should.

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    51. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I think the people you're referring to - "scientists" that claim science disproves God - are the flip side of the coin to the crazy fundamentalists who think the bible is literal truth.

      There are idiots who say "Hey, I have this old book, and it says it knows all the answers. Some so-called 'scientist' says he only has a theory about how the world is, and he admits it might be wrong or incomplete, so my book's way better than his guesses!" The idiot in this case doesn't understand what a theory is, how science does and doesn't work, and isn't capable of handling nuance.

      Likewise, there are idiots who say "Hey, some people have figured out how a certain process works, and it doesn't seem to involve god even though some people think it does, so WE HAVE JUST PROVEN GOD DOESN'T EXIST!" The idiot in this case doesn't understand that the only thing that discovery (whatever it is) proves is that the process in question works a certain way and has absolutely nothing to do with god.

      They're both ideologues and inflexible, and equally worthless.

      Personally, I'm an atheist/agnostic/apatheist in that I'm pretty sure there's no god (practially certain), but willing to admit it in the same way I'd admit it's possible (though so massively improbable as to be laughable) that there's alien life out there that looks exactly like us except with green skin, but either way I don't give a shit.

      I'll also say that I find any religion that operates on a system of rewards and punishments to be incredibly juvenile, and the subscribers to such religions to be pathetic and childlike. Saying that your god punishes people for something like loving a human being of the same sex just makes your god a petty, spiteful creature and certainly not one deserving of worship. I do respect some people who happen to be religious, though - they're the ones who hold their beliefs out of a love of their god or gods, and behave as they do out of that love, rather than out of fear or desire.

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    52. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what department you're in. I've noticed (in a limited fashion) that some sciences have more religious people than others. Here in the geology department, for example, the percentage of atheists is very high.

      I also suspect that in your case, the place that you live has something to do with it. As you sort of hint at, more urban areas tend to have more atheists, and rural places (like at Purdue) have more religious people.

    53. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by SnEptUne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like the whole nature vs nuture argument regarding gender. If gender is caused by nature, we would all be looking for cures and treatment to eliminate the inferior gender... whichever one that is!

    54. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that these "extreme feminists" you refer to are more often that not anti-feminists who are attempting to parody feminist sentiments to reduce their credibility.

      That said this article is ringing the bullshit-o-meter pretty loud.

      On the topic of feminism, the comments posted thus far leave absolutely no doubt in my mind as to why IT is so bereft of females.

    55. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      What do you think this research is saying?! The women are trying to kill off all of the men! Just very slowly.

      In the end though, they'll be left with a planet flashing "12:00" eternally. Ha who's inferior now!

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    56. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in this case it would constitute proof pollution is Gods punishment for everyone being gay.

      God plans to punish us for all the gay people by...making more gay people?

    57. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by visualight · · Score: 1

      Some personal contradictory observations,

      I spent my junior high and high school years in Germany and Italy and I have to say, the men who work in construction or drive trucks are just as "macho" as you would expect to find in the U.S. As an adult I've traveled _a lot_ and American men generally have a better reputation with women than Europeans in the "respect for women" department. Of course I'm familiar with European men sometimes holding hands. That custom and 'macho' are apples and oranges though.

      I fished up in Alaska for about 12 years. There's a lot of tough guys. It's a tough environment, and women that find work as deck hands (not speaking about the ones that go up to cook or do laundry) end up just as tough. People are locked in together like sardines for months. People get frustrated and vent. You quickly learn that you have to earn and _command_ respect if you're going to have any peace. There was a crab boat up there that was captained and crewed by mostly women (girls really). I met a Samoan who had just quit them because he was tired of being pushed around "by a bunch of girls". I hear they were a tough bunch on the job.

      Now I work in a cubicle farm. There's no macho to be found anywhere. Actually from a strictly behavioral point of view there's no discernible difference between men and women there. I'd have to qualify that environment though as there's a good mix of Europeans and South Asians there.

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    58. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Religion and science are two different fields with two different goals. Science asks "HOW" and religion asks "WHY".

      Eh... depends what you mean by 'why', since religion's answer is often 'Because God wanted it that way' - not really satisfying. It might be better to say that science makes testable statements and religion makes untestable statements - that's where faith comes in, and was the whole point of the Doubting Thomas scene. You shouldn't need to test a religious statement. And of course if your religion is making testable statements, it's setting itself up for trouble when people actually do test them. Sooner or later there's always someone who climbs Mount Olympus.

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    59. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Chill out. He explicitly targeted the women who were liable to say "God is a woman, men are dying out and women will take over the planet"

      Most women I've met have a real problem with that kind of thinking, as it's no different than the male-oriented model we've had for thousands of years, just for women.

      And most of the women I know are feminists. The equality type, not the 'women are better' type.

      Having a problem with crazy people doesn't make you a "chauvinist pig"

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    60. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Watch some old B&W movies and note how much more "gay" the male actors tend to be than they do today.

      I've seen plenty of old movies, and I always thought that the male actors were much more masculine than in modern films. Although as a straight man, I won't assert any expertise on what it means to "act gay".

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    61. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      I'm in the Animal Sciences. It's part of the school of Agriculture. I've got as much biology under my belt as most bio major's (undergrad at least).

      I agree that location plays a large role. The ANSC department at UMass didn't appear to be as religious, or at least less vocal/open about religious beliefs.

      Another part is probably where the majority of those in the field hail from originally. while the student body is less and less likely to be from a farm, the faculty are still primarily those that grew up exposed to agriculture (on a farm or surrounded by them).

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    62. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Basically, live like a lumberjack (that's okay).

      Sleep all night and work all day? Hell no!

    63. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by sexconker · · Score: 1

      But you get to cut down trees and eat your lunch.

    64. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I'm not... Are you free tonight? *looks at UID* Uhhh... Still, though...

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    65. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by GayBliss · · Score: 1

      Although as a straight man, I won't assert any expertise on what it means to "act gay".

      I was referring to everything that you and other straight men avoid doing for fear of being accused of being gay, so you are more of an expert than I am.

    66. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I was referring to everything that you and other straight men avoid doing for fear of being accused of being gay, so you are more of an expert than I am.

      I'm sorry if I offended you, but my comment was intended as an admission that my "gaydar" is not particularly well calibrated, so I wouldn't necessarily notice the same social cues that you would.

      I can assure you that I do not make a conscious effort to avoid being "accused" of being gay, whatever that means. It's been a lot of years since I've done anything to project "I'm available" signals to anyone, male or female.

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    67. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      Research, or just observation? Everywhere i've gone in the world i could tell tops from bottoms by where they locate the curves in their backs, how much range of motion, and whether range of motion is mainly anterior or posterior. haha, this occurs in heterosexuals too, tilt to extreme one way, you're an asshole, too much the other way and you're a dick :)

      I have a theory, please don't be offended. All people divide themselves or have been divided, i.e., i am this, i'm not that. Gays (most of them) have been divided along the extremes. Everybodies job is to get back to wholeness, and we do this by being exposed/experiencing that which we lack or have seperated ourselves from. These extreme postures don't make you automatically gay, but gayness provides greater opportunities to discover your 'other' male half. I actually find the less extreme divisions quite funny, you'll see a lot of the masculine taller woman with the feminized shorter man, which is usually a brain for brawn trade :)

    68. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      The geeky jobs that I've been in before, mostly in computer programming, are pretty heavily dominated with "macho" men, at least on the American side.

      Truckers and construction are going to tend to be lead by masculine dominance anyways, it's just the way our culture views it, as well... it's just because of how tough it is.

      Then again, in my last job at Microsoft, there was another girl in my same team who was really "macho" in her own way. Basically, she didn't take sh*t, and just did whatever the hell she felt like. I, on the other hand, suffered from the "I can't say no" habits that us women tend to be raised with. :(

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    69. Re:Pollution = More Gay Men by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Having a problem with crazy people doesn't make you a "chauvinist pig"

      Yes, it does if you only have problems with the women being crazy.

      That's not to say that you are, just to say your statement is not necessarily accurate.

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  12. THIS is the way the world ends... by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    ... no need to wait for a meteor strike. As soon as we're dependent on technologies like IVF in order to even reproduce, then we're doomed...

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    1. Re:THIS is the way the world ends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. Why?

    2. Re:THIS is the way the world ends... by Thiez · · Score: 2

      I doubt we'll ever be dependent on technologies like IVF, since it it safe to assume there is a lot of selection against men who are unable to reproduce, UNLESS we start using IVF on a massive scale.

  13. small anon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That explains my anon.

    -Anon

  14. Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The choice of playing with dolls, tea sets or cars is CULTURAL and not genetic. This have been proved in numerous scientific researches.

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    1. Re:Cultural influence by Fallus+Shempus · · Score: 1

      ob. wikipedia

      citation needed

    2. Re:Cultural influence by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When my daughter was born, my wife and I were very adamant that she wouldn't have any cultural stereotypes imposed on her. Everything was very gender neutral, but she still ended up being obsessed with Barbie and pink stuff.

      Some years later we had a son, and treated him with the same neutrality (and he had an older sister who was always dressing him in pink) - his first word was 'digger'.

      You may be right - but you'll have a hard time convincing me.

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    3. Re:Cultural influence by VoidCrow · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Have you ever considered the possibility that the cultural difference may be predicated on a genetic/physiological base? Say, culture states that girls do X therefore I, identifying as a girl, will also do X? And, if physiology allows for obvious physical dimorphism, why should there be no behavioural dimophism? It's clear enough in animal studies and from farming. Check out the word 'freemartin' in relation to cattle sometime. Humans are fundamentally different why?

    4. Re:Cultural influence by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a little of both. Much of human behavior is driven by instinctual needs. Men instinctually find women with wide hips attractive because women with wide hips have the best chances of having a successful child birth. Girls are instinctually taken to playing with dolls because they are nurturers by nature.

      OTOH, in cultures where playing with dolls is acceptable for boys, boys will play with dolls, too.

      That's because gender is not binary. Girls have a masculine side and boys have a feminine side. The human male has both testosterone and estrogen, the same is true of the human female. It's mostly a matter of how much of each hormone is present in the body that determines how effeminate a boy will be vs. how much of a 'tom boy' a girl will be.

      Culture and upbringing also play a crucial role, however. Men are culturally shamed into not embracing their feminine side and women were once typically culturally shamed into not embracing their masculine side. Since then, we as a culture have begun embracing the 'strong' woman and the metrosexual man -- roles are changing.

      How much of this is nurture vs. nature is a matter for debate and will probably be strongly debated for a long time.

    5. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 5, Informative

      one

      two

      three

      This is a common misconception. Think about a society were there is no tea or car (somewere in africa). Do you think their children would choose tea set and car toys based on gender?

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    6. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr, actually, you're wrong there. The opposite has been shown in numerous studies, notably studies of twins separated at birth, and who were brought up with separate parents with different cultural mores.

    7. Re:Cultural influence by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How did you isolate them from all cultural influences?

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    8. Re:Cultural influence by theaveng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No.

      They'd choose "hollowed out wood bowl" and "hand-made spear". Even in Africa the sexes take on different tasks (women stay home; men hunt). It's hard for me to imagine it being different. Can you picture a pregnant woman chasing down a wild boar? Not me. Like it or not, biology is not the same.

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    9. Re:Cultural influence by Pastis · · Score: 1

      If his first words were "dig her", I think he found a way to compensate for the chemicals.

    10. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here.. but then we eat organic and I don't use chemicals in the house and limit exposure to things like that as much as possible.

      My son would much rather watch a pirate movie or "go dig" outside than play with dolls.. but then my daughter puts cardboard tubes to her right eye and yells "Arggggh!!"

    11. Re:Cultural influence by maxume · · Score: 1

      Were all her little friends obsessed with Barbie and pink stuff?

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    12. Re:Cultural influence by Veggiesama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not necessarily. An infant has no "choice" in the matter of what toys they pick up. Toys are given to them by--you guessed it--the parents.

      Most parents, firm believers (consciously or not) in gender roles, go ahead and ascribe gender roles to their children based on the kid's biology (If Jimmy has a penis, he gets the toy soldiers).

      Later in life, if Jimmy wants a toy tank instead of a chemistry kit, we wouldn't say, "well, since he's a boy, he prefers more aggressive toys." I think it'd make more sense to say, "he's been raised in a culture that appreciates military-based toys."

      So why should the toy soldier and doll-house be any different of an example?

    13. Re:Cultural influence by TheMuon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That only explains why the cultural difference came into being. It is still a cultural difference.

      If you raise a girl as a boy, she'll probably prefer toy cars and guns. If you raise a boy as a girl, he'll probably prefer dolls.

      Biology explains why our culture devoloped the way it is. Do not confuse that with a cultural difference being biological.

    14. Re:Cultural influence by cgomezr · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is a known myth spread by feminists. I'm afraid that actually, what research has consistently and repeatedly proven is just the opposite.

      A couple of links (this is what I have just found in a 30-second google search, but there is much more evidence):

      http://www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/108552
      http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/family/08/20/parenting.gender/index.html

      Please, don't take things from granted as if they were science just because they sound good.

    15. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the task changes from one society to another, then that's cultural.

      What I am questioning is what task is chosen and not that it's different tasks for girls and boys. The what part is cultural and therefore is not a good reference for scientific research.

      There is no question regarding roles and sexes in every society, but people learn their sex roles from their society. They are not born with them. The proof for that is the fact that sex roles differ from one culture to another

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    16. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The choice of playing with dolls, tea sets or cars is GENETIC and not cultural. This have been proved in numerous scientific researches.

      There. BROKE it for you.

      There. Fix it for you ;-)

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    17. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They watch tv. They get friends. They had teachers. They learn from many sources! Parents are just the first reference.

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    18. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this were true. Gender roles would not vary from one society to another. And we had both matriarchal and patriarchal societies through history, for example.

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    19. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Both twins were immersed on the same CULTURAL references. This is called bad science. It is very hard to factor out external influences on social studies

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    20. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please, don't take things from granted as if they were science just because they sound good.

      I would say the same to you as you argue citing some research that sounds good for you ;-)

      What those studies had proved is that in western society, gender roles are clear and passed to yougsters very early.

      You can't study one culture and make general assumptions. Those researches are on the same level as : "people that eat x get more of y disease". Correlation is not causation.

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    21. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The important fact here is that gender roles changes from one society to another. That's the key fact on this subject

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    22. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      .. and does your son or daughter have friends? Go outside? Watch TV? There is a society outside, I hear.

    23. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      BTW, contrary to what boys usually say: action figures are just dolls :-)

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    24. Re:Cultural influence by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My daughter loves pink and Hello Kitty, but she loves cars and train sets too. I think it's more about not restricting her access to boys toys than anything else.

      My mother in law was kind of upset when I bought her a train table... she thought I was pushing my toys onto her!

    25. Re:Cultural influence by edutiao · · Score: 1

      Well, look at it from this perspective, your daughter and son did not grow up having only you and your wife as the social other. Altough parents are, and at young age the mother specially, the greatest other, they obviously are in a society where feminine=pink and male=blue (or digger).

      The way you act as a man and your wife as a woman surely influenced them - and is culturally/socially constructed Other family/friends too play roles in front of them, and they learn, of course.

      Well, thats if you didn't put 'em on a plastic bubble for childhood as an evil anthropology experiment! :P

    26. Re:Cultural influence by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's right. In some cultures, the boys will throw tea sets and pretend to ride dolls around like they were transportation, and the girls will serve imaginary beverages out of toy truck bodies. Personally I think our culture is a bit more sensible.

    27. Re:Cultural influence by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Which came first, the culture or the genetics?

      I would argue that culture finds it's roots in genetics and instincts, and the expression of it is only altered by the environment, not created by it.

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    28. Re:Cultural influence by Technopaladin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have also seen such events, but conversely I have seen the opposite
      Little girls playing with cars, trucks what not and little boys playing with barbies and toy houses. So my Anecdotal Evidence trumps yours.

    29. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After 3 boys and a large gap in time we had a girl who is now in grade two.
      Believe me they are totally different creatures no matter what you do.
      With lots of toys in the house the girl totally ignored any boyish tools. Into fixing hair, dolls and stuffed animals. Main concern at school is who is being mean and nice to each other. All stuff the boys didn't care about.

    30. Re:Cultural influence by Eryq · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Did you completely prevent your daughter from watching TV -- where she would encounter a steady stream of images of little girls dressed in pink and playing with dolls?

      Did you prevent her from reading kids books, which are brimming with descriptions (and illustrations) of little girls wearing pink and playing with dolls?

      Did you keep her out of all malls, toy stores, and clothing stores, which display row upon row of pink clothes and dolls in the "Girls" aisles?

      Did you keep her locked in a basement, where she would never meet other little girls (whose social approval she would subconsciously seek) dressed in pink and playing with dolls?

      Did you prevent her from interacting with relatives who disagreed with your philosophy, and got her dolls and pretty pink dresses?

      Of course you didn't.

      Societal gender norms creep into every household through a hundred back doors. You can't stop them. And unless you wore pink and played with dolls in front of your little girl, and your wife never did, you were probably doing nothing to counter their influence. Being neutral is not the same as working against.

      And by the way: just a hundred years ago, pink was considered a boy's color, and blue was for girls .

      Sorry, but the GP is correct: the whole "girls love pink" thing has long been accepted as cultural, not genetic, and a hundred years from now it could very well swing the other way.

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    31. Re:Cultural influence by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

      Culture is a pretty pervasive thing. Gender roles are portrayed everywhere, from the home to TV to billboards to advertising in shops. It is very hard to raise a child with no cultural influence. My biggest hint that at least the color-gender link is not innate is that it has changed in the last 100 years

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    32. Re:Cultural influence by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

      The choice of playing with dolls, tea sets or cars is CULTURAL and not genetic. This have been proved in numerous scientific researches.

      I'd like to see you cite a source for that - most recent studies have demonstrated that not to be the case.

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    33. Re:Cultural influence by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you raise you kids in a sterile box without connection to the outside world?
      I didn't think so.

      A person may turn off its own conscious influence on his/her child but it can't turn off the subconscious.
      Or did you and your wife started acting androgynously and asexually around your kids?

      And even if YOU did do something extreme as that - what about the TV? Cousins? Friends? Neighbors? The outside world.
      You know - the REAL influence on the children, not that "parenting" crap.

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    34. Re:Cultural influence by cgomezr · · Score: 1

      Well, the first link I posted was about African monkeys. Not exactly Western society.

    35. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      As they said to me: [citation needed]

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    36. Re:Cultural influence by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

      The choice of playing with dolls, tea sets or cars is CULTURAL and not genetic. This have been proved in numerous scientific researches.

      Why do I get the feeling you're one of those people who will turn around and tell us in the same breath homosexuality is genetic, not a choice?

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    37. Re:Cultural influence by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, because you're your child's only cultural influence...

    38. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Check out my other replies. Those studies were focused on western society and they mix up cultural western behavior with genetics behavior. Its like the classic "people that eat gets more of disease". If you do statistics on a subject you better be sure you are taking all factors into account. Cultural influence is always a factor. The only way to factor it out is do cross cultural studies.

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    39. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      Monkeys? Animals are way more genetic hardwired than men. Its like apples and oranges. Dolphins are born swimming, they don't learn how to swim. Monkeys depend on their mother for a couple of years. Most of the things they do it instinct. You can't compare the impact on culture on humans with the impact on a chimp.

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    40. Re:Cultural influence by Hatta · · Score: 1

      OTOH, in cultures where playing with dolls is acceptable for boys, boys will play with dolls, too.

      But girls will play house, while boys play fight.

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    41. Re:Cultural influence by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

      True, but they almost always have guns and knives and very rarely attend tea parties.

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    42. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope he's not saying that while wearing his sisters skirt, and stomping his feet with hands on his hips..

    43. Re:Cultural influence by aethera · · Score: 1

      Nothing is more hilarious than watching my three-year old son kiss his matchbox cars goodnight and carefully tuck them in under a kleenex. And he is no girly boy. He is already showing signs that he will be better at competitive sports than I am, and can correctly identify two dozen different types of dozers, loaders, backhoes and other heavy equipment.

    44. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It's the western boy view on the doll subject ;-)

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    45. Re:Cultural influence by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Looking at the first two studies (the third link didn't work for me) it seems they are merely stating that there is a cultural component to gender roles. They don't rule out a biological component, nor do they make a statement which component is more significant.

    46. Re:Cultural influence by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      I don't think they watch much TV or interact with teachers before they are able to speak. If it's at that early of an age, then it's either the parents or it's biological.

    47. Re:Cultural influence by swillden · · Score: 1

      There is no question regarding roles and sexes in every society, but people learn their sex roles from their society. They are not born with them.

      I've seen studies that go both ways on the issue of toys, one of the most interesting was (IIRC) recently reported on slashdot, and it featured monkeys rather than human children, specifically to reduce the role of culture. What that found was that male monkeys had a strong preference for "boy" toys (things with manipulable parts) and female monkeys liked "boy" and "girl" toys (cuddly toys) equally.

      I think that as we dig further into this question what we'll find becoming clearer and clearer is that there are both biological and cultural influences, and that their interactions are complex.

      I won't pretend that my kids weren't given "gender-appropriate" toys, clothing, etc., but I see in their preferences and behavior many things that go far beyond cultural influences. The differences become particularly striking as they go through puberty, with all of the hormonal changes that entails. But then, maybe I see what I want to see, because I *like* that men and women are different. I recognize my bias, but I believe I can look past it, at least in part, and there remain more differences than I think culture can account for.

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    48. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. My wife and I have done everything we can to limit our kids exposure to media, pop culture, etc. (no TV, radio, magazines, homeschooling instead of public schooling, etc.) and have done everything we can to raise them gender neutral.

      It just doesn't work. Even when we tried things like giving our sons dolls and our daughters cars for gifts, the boys would shoot each other with the dolls (Where in the world did they get the idea to shoot people?! They've never seen even a picture of someone shooting a gun to the best of my knowledge.) and the girls would use their cars to go shopping.

      There may be some cultural aspect, but in my experience boys and girls come pre-wired differently.

    49. Re:Cultural influence by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, Calvin and Hobbes is pretty much the best thing ever.

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    50. Re:Cultural influence by Reziac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And speaking as a livestock person with several decades and multiple generations' experience -- I agree with you. Cultures, by way of what's valued in individuals, exert selection pressure for and against certain phenotypes, which in turn tends to promote or eliminate the associated genotypes. This is most obvious in dogs (and to a lesser degree, in other livestock), where various breeds WITH DIFFERING INSTINCTS developed in response to selection pressure for various functions -- which is to say, a directly applied form of "culture".

      A human culture that valued stay-at-home moms and denigrated "working girls" might likewise select strongly for genes that produce a temperament of demure mothers who never let their kids out of their sight. Whereas a culture that valued (or required) working moms might select for a more-independent female that's more willing to dump the kids in daycare.

      It only takes a few generations for such selection pressure to have a profound effect on the relevant part of the gene pool.

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    51. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your home is not the only environment your children were surrounded by. Your watch was not the only watch they were under.

      Unless you kept your children locked away, they had friends, watched television, went to school and/or daycare, and were exposed to gender roles.

      I'm not saying you are (entirely) wrong, but you are ignoring a bunch of facts. I think there are social and genetic factors at play. I would bet there are more social factors to these sorts of things, though.

    52. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By 'not imposing cultural stereotypes' did you cover all your bases?

      1) no TV
      2) no going to the toy section of stores
      3) no daycare
      4) no interacting with other children

      If not, then I have to point out that your kid was being socialized into their gender without your permission.

    53. Re:Cultural influence by bobetov · · Score: 1

      We have no TV. Our son had a nanny (no daycare, very very few playdates). We read stories about bunnies.

      His third word was "truck".

      We gave him dolls.

      He ran them over with his trucks.

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    54. Re:Cultural influence by tsotha · · Score: 1

      This is wrong. In fact the research shows exactly the opposite.

    55. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      He had friends? Her nanny talked to him? Your family talked to him? It is virtually impossible to shield a child from cultural influences besides their parents

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    56. Re:Cultural influence by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      To a certain extent. There ARE biological differences. Males tend to have better spatial skills while females generally are better at language and communication. People, including kids, often prefer to do what they're good at.

      If the choice of playing with dolls (making them talk to each other, exercising your communication skills) or throwing rocks at things (exercising your spatial skills) is 95% cultural and 5% biological, you'd still expect to see an effect related to feminization of the brain.

      Saying that something is 100% cultural is as dangerous as claiming it is 100% biological.

    57. Re:Cultural influence by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That serves to demonstrate that the exercise of power is not necessarily sex related. Still, there have been a lot more patriarchal societies than matriarchal.

      There are overwhelming general trends in gender roles. Men are almost always the active hunters, even if it is women who are ultimately in charge. Note, by active hunters I mean the guys who throw spears, wield swords or chase the buffalo of the cliff, not the ones who jump out from behind bushes to herd them nor the ones waiting at the bottom to finish them off.

    58. Re:Cultural influence by Fallus+Shempus · · Score: 1

      The first two link to the same journal (Preschoolers' awareness of social expectations of gender: relationships to toy choices by Tarja Raag and Christine L. Rackliff) and the third gives an error

      I would agree that culture is significant, but there has been no real evidence that nature is not also significant

    59. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least the guy had the guts to reply with hist own id

    60. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      You are right. It was not my intention to say it was exclusively cultural. I should had said it was driven mainly by culture. It would be more precise.

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    61. Re:Cultural influence by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

      That your daughter "ended up being obsessed with Barbie and pink stuff" suggests she was not as isolated from cultural stereotypes as you claim.

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    62. Re:Cultural influence by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Did you completely prevent your daughter from watching TV -- where she would encounter a steady stream of images of little girls dressed in pink and playing with dolls?

      <anecdote>My 8-year-old daughter thinks dolls are OK, but is just as likely to play with my son's pirate ship. My 5-year-old daughter told me that she wants to be a princess when she grows up. I assert that my youngest daughter has not been exposed to more outside influences than my oldest. If anything, I'd say she's seen more of her big sister's preferences, where the oldest didn't have any big sister to act as a role model.</anecdote>

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    63. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      That serves to demonstrate that the exercise of power is not necessarily sex related. Still, there have been a lot more patriarchal societies than matriarchal.

      There is an explanation for this. At the beginning of human societies, men didn't understood their role on reproduction and though women were gifted with the divine power of creating life. Eventually they figured out that reproduction was a two person project and stopped seeing women as magical creatures only because the babies came out from them.

      Anyways, I agree that there is some genetic contribution to the kind of stuff we have been talking about. Still, I believe cultural influence is more important.

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    64. Re:Cultural influence by Selanit · · Score: 1

      Part of the nature of "culture" is that it is not under the control of any one person.

      The grandparent poster wrote:

      The choice of playing with dolls, tea sets or cars is CULTURAL and not genetic.

      The parent poster wrote:

      When my daughter was born, my wife and I were very adamant that she wouldn't have any cultural stereotypes imposed on her. Everything was very gender neutral, but she still ended up being obsessed with Barbie and pink stuff.

      That actually demonstrates exactly what the grandparent post was talking about. It's a cultural thing. Individual parents cannot control acculturation effectively. The girl described above learned about Barbie and pink stuff from all kinds of different sources:

      1) Her friends;
      2) Her friends' parents;
      3) Advertising;
      4) Television shows;
      5) Movies;
      6) Books;
      7) Other stuff I can't think of right now.

      The only way to insulate a child from all "cultural stereotypes" is to isolate the child from any and every source of cultural information. That means: no books, no television, no movies, no stories of any kind, and, basically, no contact with another human being. Ever.

      That said, parents are a powerful influence on their childrens' behavior. They cannot control exactly how their child thinks and acts, but they have a greater chance than anyone else to influence them. The girl who likes Barbies and pink now may very well grow up to despise them, and will likely have opinions very similar to her parents' once she's grown up.

    65. Re:Cultural influence by thisissilly · · Score: 1

      Actually, anacdotal evidence suggests that raising a boy as a girl doesn't work.

    66. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless you raised them on an isolated island with no videos or books, how do you think you raised them gender neutral?

    67. Re:Cultural influence by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      This is a common misconception. Think about a society were there is no tea or car (somewere in africa). Do you think their children would choose tea set and car toys based on gender?

      If they don't know what dishes and cars are? Almost certainly not. But that's not really a valid test, is it? They would just be meaningless objects. And no one says that boys & girls choose shapes based on gender.

      Now, if they also knew what a tea set was, but without any cultural expectations about it... I don't know how that could happen.

    68. Re:Cultural influence by warrior · · Score: 1

      From psychology classes I've taken I believed the same thing - right up until having children of my own. I have two boys, one at 3 years and one 3 mos. The 3-yr-old has a female cousin that is only a few weeks younger. We've watched the two of them grow up side-by-side and seen how they appear to gravitate to male and female gender roles, respectively, with little prodding. ESB was on tv one day last summer and the boy sat up on the couch, watched the whole thing w/o leaving his seat. He noticed some of my old action figures in the basement one day and the rest is history (yeah, I know some of the material may be inappropriate for a 3-yr-old). When his cousin came to visit he wanted her to watch ESB with him, she got all excited, and was then disappointed and playing with her "girl" toys a few minutes in. Some of it just seems innate...

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    69. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Assuming all a child has is a stick to play with, then the question becomes how does a child play with that stick? It is really all about role play, and role play by definition requires a role model. However, that does not mean that boys and girls are not naturally attracted to different things, given the choice.

    70. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

    71. Re:Cultural influence by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That explanation is pretty far fetched, and it doesn't really even hold up. It would imply that societies were originally overwhelmingly matriarchal, then the reason for that female dominance was removed. Even if you grant that, why then did everything switch so far the other way?

      A far more durable and likely explanation is just that men tend to be larger, stronger, faster (easily observable) and are better at certain skills that are handy for using weapons (also observed, though you can argue a certain amount of cultural influence). Them who have the guns make the rules. Unless of course you're in one of the relatively rare societies where the truly useful (for civilization) leadership skills are valued: communication ability and social problem solving.

      That argues that some of our preferences as children are probably indeed strongly influenced by our physical sexual dimorphism, and others probably by sexual differences in our brains. Not all, certainly, and not 100%, but many, and probably to a very significant degree.

    72. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an entire LIBRARY of research proving this outdated notion wrong.

      Society has a relatively SMALL influence. Males and females are very strongly pre-wired to follow certain sex roles.

      I'm not talking about trivial nonsense like pink vs. blue, I'm talking real behavior.

      The Israeli kibbutz societies are the best proof.

    73. Re:Cultural influence by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      > The proof for that is the fact that sex roles differ from one culture to another

      That just demonstrates that the specifics of sex roles vary from society to society. It doesn't show that humans aren't born with an instinctive drive to acquire sharply differentiated sex roles. Similarly, the fact that people in different countries speak different languages doesn't prove that language is cultural. It shows that the specifics of individual languages are cultural, but that humans may still be born with 'hardwired' language skills. It could well be that women, for example, have an instinct, from birth, to find out what other women do, find out what men do, and make sure they do more of the former than the latter.

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    74. Re:Cultural influence by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      The choice of playing with dolls, tea sets or cars is CULTURAL and not genetic. This have been proved in numerous scientific researches.

      Whew! So that means Englishmen aren't really a bunch of fa...
      oh, wait.

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    75. Re:Cultural influence by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Posting here because I'm late. The idea that gender is completely cultural is a scam, perpetuated by Dr. John Money to make his theories about gender identity appear legitimate. He theorized that gender was completely learned. His central case involved an identical twin male who was surgically reassigned as a female after a botched circumcision. He was raised as female, while the other twin was raised as male.

      The "female" twin acted like a boy, and was miserable with her treatment as a girl. Dr. Money however covered this up and continued to publish reports on how well the "female" twin was doing in her life, and how successful the sexual reassignment was. His "groundbreaking" work was widely publicized and accepted as true at the time, tragically leading to many other cases of sexual reassignments at young ages. The fraud finally came to light when the "female" twin went public so others wouldn't have to go through what he went through. Dr. Money's work has been discredited, and it is now widely accepted that there are strong genetic influences for gender-stereotyped behaviors.

    76. Re:Cultural influence by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      This is a common misconception. Think about a society were there is no tea or car (somewere in africa). Do you think their children would choose tea set and car toys based on gender?

      Try Indonesia. Kenya is tied with Sri Lanka as the world's 3rd largest tea producer.

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    77. Re:Cultural influence by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      That's wrong, too. I think if you want to get away from tea and cars you have to go to Antartica.

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    78. Re:Cultural influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some years later we had a son, and treated him with the same [...] his first word was 'digger'.

      Maybe you're just raising them racist?

    79. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      This unfortunate story is a very interesting one in the world of gender identity, etc. What I find surprising is that a lot of people from both sides of the aisle on gender identity use this as an example supporting their evidence.

      Those stating that transsexuals, the transgendered, and the like are wrong tend to point to this story and say, "see? he knew he was a man, so you know you're a man, and you're just faking it."

      Those stating that transsexuals, the transgendered, and the like are nominal tend to point to this story ands ay, "see? gender identity is ingrained, and trying to force someone outside of their gender identity is just going to be met with hostility and anger."

      Actually, the more widely accepted theories right now show that there are strong HORMONAL influences for gender-stereotyped behaviors. Genetics gives a very strong likelihood of the levels of hormones in the individual during prenatal development, however ultimately it is the reception of hormones and the activations that they cause that have the most significant influence upon the individual.

      Hormone levels naturally fluctuate. The fact that we have individuals born with inconsistent hormone levels indicates that the "silent problem" of an unvirilized brain in a virilized body is a very real reality. This study is just one in a number of studies pointing this out.

      I wonder what part of the population would have to be born as transgendered/intersexed before people have to wake up and realize that what you have between your legs shouldn't outweigh what you have in your head.

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    80. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      A lot of your post identifies also with language learning in children. The suggestion is, that if you want your kid to speak a foreign language, ALWAYS talk in that foreign language with your child. Your child will pick up the prevailing social language by exposure to everyone outside the home.

      It's impossible to shield a child from the prevailing social language of the culture you're in, the same as it is to prevent exposure to cultural sex roles.

      However, while the sex roles themselves are cultural, as you mentioned, we're all inbuilt to seek acceptance from the gender that we identify with. We will adopt to the gender roles that are expected of us, or we will be miserable people. So, gender role separation is biological, while gender role specifics are cultural.

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    81. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      If this were true. Gender roles would not vary from one society to another. And we had both matriarchal and patriarchal societies through history, for example.

      As a linguist, I'm aware of the "secret" languages that some cultures have, where men speak a special secret language, and women speak a special secret language, and in mixed company they both speak a mutual language.

      Would you claim to know about purses, make up, and all the social culture that is involved with being a woman? No, probably not.

      We _do_ have both matriarchal and patriarchal cultures throughout history, as well as mutual shared cultures.

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    82. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      That serves to demonstrate that the exercise of power is not necessarily sex related. Still, there have been a lot more patriarchal societies than matriarchal.

      There is an explanation for this. At the beginning of human societies, men didn't understood their role on reproduction and though women were gifted with the divine power of creating life. Eventually they figured out that reproduction was a two person project and stopped seeing women as magical creatures only because the babies came out from them.

      Anyways, I agree that there is some genetic contribution to the kind of stuff we have been talking about. Still, I believe cultural influence is more important.

      This idea flies in the face of everything we know about the animal kingdom. Sexual animals are already aware of the male's part in reproduction. It doesn't take rationality to determine "hey, these women aren't magical creatures that just spit out copies of us."

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    83. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Those researches are on the same level as : "people that eat x get more of y disease". Correlation is not causation.

      Actually, for quite awhile it was well known that "people that eat corn get more pelagra". Sometimes, correlation is causation. The correct statement is "Correlation is not ALWAYS causation."

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    84. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      Thats the point. You are proving that choice is based on meaning and meaning depends on culture

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    85. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      That explanation is pretty far fetched, and it doesn't really even hold up. It would imply that societies were originally overwhelmingly matriarchal,

      An this is, as far as we can tell, a fact besides the fact that men were stronger at that times too. This is one of the most acceptable explanation for the shift from matriarchal societies.

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    86. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      That depends on their culture. Some tribal people will associate it with spears, other could do it to magic wands (used by women maybe). Culture always has a heavy hands when it comes to give thing a meaning.

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    87. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      As they did to me: [citation needed]. There are hardwirings based of biological facts: men are stronger, women have more communication skills, women bear the children. Those have profound impacts on the way a society develops, but roles depend on society (an on biology, to a certain degree of indirection)

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    88. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      I agree! They tend to acquire sharply different sex roles, but WITCH role depends on the society and is not pre-programmed by genetics. ;-)

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    89. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      Matriarchal culture is one were women has the role of leadership. As far as I know, there is no connection with secret languages or anything like that

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    90. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      But "Correlation is not causation" means that both are independent. If they are independent, they can happen together or not. Therefore, my sentence is correct, don't you agree?

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    91. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      Have you asked them? They fuck and that's all. No idea about reproduction...

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    92. Re:Cultural influence by Vexar · · Score: 1

      It's called locking them in a basement their whole life. It has been done, again and again. I'm not aware of it being an effective parenting technique, however. Have there been any government-funded studies showing that raising a child in total isolation helps neutralize the societal impact of their gender development? Does anyone know?

    93. Re:Cultural influence by famebait · · Score: 1

      Everything was very gender neutral,

      I don't believe you. Not claiming they would have been alike had you managed to, but I believe our cultural expectations run way deeper than can be suppressed simply through willpower.

      Did they receive the same level and speed of attention when they cried? Absolutely no difference in what they were expected to endure? How about compliments on clothes, hair, looks, and cuteness? Rewards and expectations for bravery, endurance, humor, physical achievement, intellectual achievement, noise, talking?
      All exactly equal?

      I've never seen anyone achieve that.

      There's lots more than dolls and pink clothes
      that tell toddlers what is expected of them. I don't believe it explains all the differences, but it certainly amplifies them.

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    94. Re:Cultural influence by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Just because many societies have "gender roles" doesn't mean that we can determine biological changes by whether boys play with dolls or not, or whatever other gender stereotype we want to use.

      By this logic, we should be saying that something has "destroyed femininity" over the last century, because now women wear trousers, and have jobs, rather than wearing pretty dresses and staying in the kitchen!

      Whether or not these things have any biological influence, they clearly are affected also by social factors, and there are far too many factors to conclude that a boy doing something that someone else considers OMG-unmanly is suffering from some chemical pollution.

      It is also a one-sided argument. Women breaking out of their gender role is generally more socially acceptable than men doing so, in that they are not accused of "turning into men" (or assumed to be gay, or whatever other bigotted statements that I do not expect to see alleged scientific research to rely on).

      And a study at Rotterdam's Erasmus University showed that boys whose mothers had been exposed to PCBs grew up wanting to play with dolls and tea sets rather than with traditionally male toys.

      The qualifier "traditionally" shows how is is flawed. It admits they aren't inherently "male". But who defines what is "traditionally" male? If lots of boys start playing with dolls and tea sets, then surely these toys are now "traditionally male"?

      It also follows hard on the heels

      Ho ho.

    95. Re:Cultural influence by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      I've read your arguments, and I have to say that I don't find them compelling. I *do* suspect that your thinking is founded in the socialist dogma that says 'everyone is equal, culture is everything'. Don't misunderstand me - I'm a socialist. However, to claim that everyone is equal is to be in profound denial of the facts, There's *no way* I could ever have been a long distance runner - I'm just not built that way - I'm a mesomorph, as is everyone in my family. Further, I grew up in exactly the same familial and cultural environment - anti-intellectual council estate, overwhelmingly beer, coarse jokes, and and rugby - as my brothers.

      There is a 45 point IQ gap between my brothers and I.

      People are not the same as each other, face that fact.

      I do, however, earnestly believe that people should have equal opportunity for access to medication and healthcare. This is a point of principle. Another point of principle is that people should be treated as *individuals*, regardless of where they come from, what colour their skin is, and what point you assume they *should* occupy on the gender/sexuality spectrum. In an ideal world, everyone should have the chance to find the role in life which suits them best. Women should not be barred from being in the armed forces, in the frontline if they so choose, as an example. To place people in boxes is to wrong them, unless they themselves are a good fit for the box and *choose* to live in it.

      Unfortunately, the idiotic dogma that came out of some corners of the socialist and/or feminist camps has done neither socialism nor feminism any favours, and has played a real part in allowing the neocons to gain ascendancy.

      Recognise the dogma for what it is: it's not even wrong.

    96. Re:Cultural influence by Aetrus · · Score: 1

      It would be very difficult, if not impossible, for you to make it 100% (or anything close to 100%) gender neutral. You yourself most likely are constantly giving out the "correct societal gender norms", without even knowing that you are doing it. No T.V. or many children books, who does what in the house, school or even playing with other children their own age. The more I think about it, the more impossible it would seem. Children are trying very hard to find out where they fit in the world of the bigger people, so they are going to latch on anything that would direct them to how they should act. Unless you're in a special environment (Twin Oaks comes to mind), I doubt you're going to have much luck.

    97. Re:Cultural influence by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's fine, but it doesn't explain the shift FROM established matriarchal societies, coupled with your assertion that there is no strong biological basis for patriarchal societies.

      I'm quite willing to believe that throughout most of history we have had a patriarchal bias because men are bigger, stronger and physically better at fighting - biological differences between the sexes. I was under the impression that's the very point you were trying to refute by bringing up matriarchal vs. patriarchal societies though.

    98. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      There is a biological assertion for patriarchal societies! I haven't said anything in contrary. Men are stronger and have a tendency to lead (based of imposed force). After they stopped fearing the wrath of the gods for not obeying the divine-touched reproducing-females, patriarch societies became mainstream.

      At some point of this thread I agreed 100% that there is a biological component on sex roles. Even so, I stick to the belief that culture is more important, even when culture is somehow driven by biology.

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    99. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Matriarchal culture is one were women has the role of leadership. As far as I know, there is no connection with secret languages or anything like that

      If you want to speak about that, there are a number of Matriarchal cultures out there. If you're wondering why it's not even, it likely has a lot to do with, what we see now is the result of evolution of cultures, and thus no representative of true chance. Nearly the entirety of western culture has been reformed to align in more ways than just being patriarchal. As well, oriental cultures are aligned similarly.

      At the big bang there should have been equal matter and anti-matter produced, so why do we only see mostly matter?

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    100. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      But "Correlation is not causation" means that both are independent. If they are independent, they can happen together or not. Therefore, my sentence is correct, don't you agree?

      No, I do not. Your statement is insufficiently accurate. Correlation is sometimes causation. In fact, causation causes correlation... that's why people presume that correlation indicates causation. The problem is that it's an implication. "Causation implies correlation." To say "A implies B" but that "B is not A" is not necessarily true... neither is it correct to say that "A implies B" but that "B is not an A".

      "Correlation is not a causation" is an incorrect statement, and saying "correlation is not causation" leaves open the available misinterpretation that it is ALWAYS true.

      The more accurate statement would be "correlation does not imply causation".

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    101. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Have you asked them? They fuck and that's all. No idea about reproduction...

      Such an intriguing proposition... am I to believe humans spontaneously developed intelligence out of thin air?

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    102. Re:Cultural influence by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      No. Out of million years of evolution. A spider just fucks. I can't say I am sure because I am a reasonable person, but I would say its a 99.99% chance ;-)

      Maybe you are taking me too literally. I am being a little extremist just to make a point. I have a dog and can assure you that he is anything but a dumb eating and sleeping machine! He dreams, he sometimes acts like a spoiled kid. He even get bad humor ;-)

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    103. Re:Cultural influence by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      No. Out of million years of evolution. A spider just fucks. I can't say I am sure because I am a reasonable person, but I would say its a 99.99% chance ;-)

      Maybe you are taking me too literally. I am being a little extremist just to make a point. I have a dog and can assure you that he is anything but a dumb eating and sleeping machine! He dreams, he sometimes acts like a spoiled kid. He even get bad humor ;-)

      I like taking people too literally. :P Anyways, the point is that yes, spiders likely have insufficient intelligence to realize that the sperm carries an active role in the production of offspring.

      However, it's clear that the horsefish even though simple as they appear are aware of the males active role in production of offspring, as the male even takes care of the children.

      All that is speculation however... but I'm sure bonobos understand what particular forms of sex can cause impregnation.

      Interesting question, what _are_ the STD prevalence rates for bonobos?

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  15. Its all a plot by MosesJones · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    By Women to subjugate men and stop us breaking through the glass ceiling and having successful careers. I for one think it is awful that Women can not only discriminate against men but can also actively poison us without society doing anything, this just goes to show the level of control that women have at all levels of society and their near total control of politics and the news.

    Brought to you by the same people at FoxNews who claimed the rest of the Media was biased.

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    1. Re:Its all a plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You laugh at it, but the fact is (by self-studies I've read among the years), well over 75% of reporters share the same ideology. This happens with other careers, too. For example, economists are skewed to the other side.
      It's very likely that a person that follows a certain ideology will tend towards what that ideology wants to control, and thus socialists tend to choose education and media (control the thoughts of the people), while capitalists prefer economics and defense (control the motor of the country).
      So I really believe it's the rest of the Media which is biased. Not only that, I also think that they will not hire you if you don't share their specific politic views.

  16. Nails by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only is it destroying our masculinity, but it's making my nails really dirty and I've just had them done :(

  17. Not really news per se... by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Xenoestrogens. Look it up.

    I've read a number of articles in the last few years regarding a widespread decline in men's testosterone levels in industrialized nations.

    The difference in men over the last 30+ years isn't just a cultural shift, it's likely physiological as well.

    1. Re:Not really news per se... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm guilty. My testosterone level is quite low and my estrogen level is high.

      This results in all sorts of fun things like mood swings, depressive tendencies (which leads to weight trouble). I have an emotional 'period' but am lucky enough to have the wrong physiology to deal with the rest.

      That said, I am very interested in females, and find no interest in my fellows. As potentially embarrassing and awkward as it is, I should say I don't have the 'opposite' reaction to my fellows, only a 'don't care' reaction.

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    2. Re:Not really news per se... by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1
      So they've done the bloodwork and pulled the numbers... why aren't you being treated for it? Your choice, or did the doctors simply never suggest it?

      None of my business, just curious.

      I'm guilty. My testosterone level is quite low and my estrogen level is high.

      This results in all sorts of fun things like mood swings, depressive tendencies (which leads to weight trouble). I have an emotional 'period' but am lucky enough to have the wrong physiology to deal with the rest.

      That said, I am very interested in females, and find no interest in my fellows. As potentially embarrassing and awkward as it is, I should say I don't have the 'opposite' reaction to my fellows, only a 'don't care' reaction.

    3. Re:Not really news per se... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Well, they wanted to try physical excersize and a proper diet to see if they could pull them in line without using steroids or hormones, but I just seem to lack the willpower to actually follow through. I can do it for a month or so, but then I just loose it.

      I haven't yet been back to someone about it, though when I do I'm going to ask if we can try an artificial solution at the start, to give me a running start. From what I understand, most of my motivation problems are rooted in the imbalance to begin with. One of those 'vicious circle' things.

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    4. Re:Not really news per se... by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1
      If the docs do anything, they'll probably put you on Androgel, and not enough of it... but hopefully you'll be responsive to it. Problem is, if/when you go off it, you really hit bottom for a while until, hopefully, your natural production kicks back in. But, if it's that low now... well...

      IANAD, but I have done a fair amount of research on this subject. Are you eating enough healthy fats? Don't be fooled by the logical-sounding but erroneous assertion that eating fat = being fat. Men NEED healthy fats (monounsaturated, polyunsaturated) to produce testosterone. Also, don't eat anything out of a box... at the supermarket, stick to the perimeter of the store. Meats, veggies (especially broccoli)... nuts... stuff like that. Also make sure you're getting enough zinc (take 50mg before bed).

      Avoid putting any of your food in plastic containers, but DEFINITELY DO NOT heat up foods in plastic containers!!! Put them on paper, metal or glass first!

      Also, try lifting weights as opposed to running. Steady-state cardio has been shown to decrease testosterone production, whereas anaerobic exercise increases it (it's more complicated than that, but I'll let you do the research if you like). I also think it's a hell of a lot more fun, and the results are more dramatic IMHO. 30 minutes 3x a week, rest on the weekends.

      If I might suggest some reading, pick up Testosterone Advantage Plan by Lou Schuler... an excellent and illuminating book (again, IMHO) that examines the current trends of lower testosterone levels in current times, as well as providing an excellent dietary and exercise plan. It also explains how the nutritional guidelines we've been following for the last 30 years is just wrong.

      Well, I'm probably going to get modded offtopic or something, but I wanted to reach out and offer some help (assuming, of course, you want it). Best of luck to you!!

      Well, they wanted to try physical excersize and a proper diet to see if they could pull them in line without using steroids or hormones, but I just seem to lack the willpower to actually follow through. I can do it for a month or so, but then I just loose it.

      I haven't yet been back to someone about it, though when I do I'm going to ask if we can try an artificial solution at the start, to give me a running start. From what I understand, most of my motivation problems are rooted in the imbalance to begin with. One of those 'vicious circle' things.

    5. Re:Not really news per se... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

      I do some of the things you mention, such as eating 'good' fats. I also take generic multivitamins, oils (don't remember off hand, but its flaxseed, borage, and fish... maybe more. it covers all three Omegas), and b-complex. More trouble there as I can't sustain them long enough to form a habit of taking them.

      However, I feel that the root causes are as such:

      1. I eat VERY poorly. Lots of fast food, boxed food.
      2. I don't exercise. Occasionally I'll run for a minute or two, or lift some heavy things, but those are rare occasions.
      3. Family history of mental and depression problems, on both sides (my whole family tree basically).

      If I can manage to fix any one of these three, I can start pulling myself together. But I seem to slip up eventually, and it all tumbles back. I've tried fixing #1 and #2 above.

      Fortunately, I love the 'right' foods. I prefer weights over cardio... the only cardio I can tolerate is biking. However, I again can't motivate myself to actually go and do all these good things. I have no reasons - I can afford (it's actually cheaper) to eat right, I have the time to exercise. I don't have any physical problems to prevent me from doing either.

      Anyways, thank you for caring and writing all this information. I appreciate it. Now if only I could take it and actually do something with it, just like all the other things I've tried or can try.

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    6. Re:Not really news per se... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      actually do something with it

      It takes both dedication and thought. The wonder of it is that with more thought, you can use less dedication.

      (These diet ideas even work better if you live alone, unlike most diet ideas that work best when you have someone to suffer with you.) Prepare your own food on weekends and freeze it (there are plenty of meals that can be made in large batches that are perfect for this: home-made spaghetti sauce, stir fry, brisket, etc). If you don't have a tolerance for eating the same thing day after day, freeze up multiple batches and thaw whatever you feel like having. If your employer has a fridge and a microwave, use them, especially if you face a long commute home. You'll eat less if you eat dinner earlier (when you're not starving) (and when you don't have access to seconds), and you'll be less likely to succumb to the siren call of the McDonald's on the way. When you get home, have an apple.

      As for exercise, either you'll have to increase your dedication until you do the workout, or you'll have to increase your thought until you invent the auto-exerciser machine ;)

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    7. Re:Not really news per se... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's not "news" in terms of being some sudden revelation, but it's "news" in the sense that it hasn't penetrated the consciousness of the public as a whole and is still "new" to them.

      That said, yes, there's research out there that has been there for years. But so what?

      Don't we often complain how science journalism just grabs a study fresh off the press without having been properly vetted by the scientific community, thus giving the public the whole "eggs are bad, eggs are good, we're entering an ice age, oh look global warming, oh HELL THESE SCIENTISTS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT!" mindset?

      And then, when years and years of research finally pile up, and we've got a solid consensus to go on, we complain that it's "not news."

      *sigh*

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    8. Re:Not really news per se... by mikenap · · Score: 1

      X0563511, you're beating yourself up over something that ISN'T YOUR FAULT.

      The diet and MODERATE exercise(extreme exercise will make it worse...just talk to some older bodybuiders) will probably help some, but we're talking changes of a few percent here and there. If your testosterone and estrogen levels are "quite low" and "high" as you say, you're really not going to fix all of it with diet and exercise. Its not worth beating yourself up because you're sick and can't achieve a fairy tale fix.

      If you are very overweight, I do admit that much of the aromatase enzyme that converts testosterone to estradiol(the strongest estrogen made by the body) is present in adipose tissue, and losing some weight might be beneficial. But I don't really hear too many stories of people with true endocrine problems turning things around JUST by losing weight. Heck, in your state, your body probably doesn't want to burn fat anyway.

      So what can you do?

      Unless you're luck and find some root underlying illness, you're going to need to treat your hormone levels directly. That means going on HRT(hormone replacement therapy), or as it is sometimes referred to, TRT(testosterone replacement therapy). The problem is that while HRT for women is well-accepted, HRT for men isn't understood by many well-meaning doctors. Some refuse to give it as a treatment, while others don't understand how to properly dose and manage it. Which means you're going to have to educate yourself.

      Read the following things:

      TRT: A Recipe for Success
      This is almost like a bible to many. Since its publication, a few things have changed though. Transdermal testosterone is largely preferred over IM, if your body is capable of absorbing it. And HCG has become almost mandatory.

      HCG Update
      Talks about the benefits of HCG while on TRT

      All Things Male Forum
      Read the stickies and some posts to get a feel for what's going on.

      Bodybuilding.com TRT Forum
      Same thing here, read a bit. Maybe not as technical as the previous forum, but a strong community.


      The problems you're having are shared by a LARGE, and GROWING(as this article indicates) number of men. You aren't alone. But many doctors are just starting to wake up to the treatment, and you will have to educate yourself. Rest assured though, there is a solution out there.

    9. Re:Not really news per se... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Thanks all... looks like I have some reading to do.

      (fyi, weight isn't extreme but it's still considered obese I think. 5'10", 245lb. Fortunatly I've held it steady for nearly a year now)

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    10. Re:Not really news per se... by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

      Yes, but did you hear, Britney's making a comeback!!!

      (Before you mod me offtopic or troll, this is my way of saying, I see your point and agree with you. The public consciousness as a whole is pathetic.)

  18. More women in engineering by dattaway · · Score: 1

    ...will solve the problem. Wait a few generations and this trend will fix itself.

  19. This Is the Way the World Ends by Frans+Faase · · Score: 1

    This is probably a more likely way in which the world may end than any of the ten possibilities that where mentioned on the last science story.

    1. Re:This Is the Way the World Ends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does the world care about people? the planet has been fine before there were people... or life for that matter.

  20. Well, it could be worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't we rather live in a world of more women than men? As opposed to more men than women? Think about it.

    If we had more men than women, wouldn't there be more aggression?

    1. Re:Well, it could be worse. by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > Wouldn't we rather live in a world of more women than men? As opposed to more men than women? Think about it.

      I'm thinking, but it's not working. Give some reasons why we (as a species, not 'we' as male /.'ers) would want to live in a world with (significantly) more women than men?

      > If we had more men than women, wouldn't there be more aggression?

      Why?

    2. Re:Well, it could be worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >> If we had more men than women, wouldn't there be more aggression?
      >Why?

      C'mon, just above we were stereotyping the religious right, and now we're trying to make sweeping generalizations about men and women. This is Slashdot, home of leftist atheist nerds, i.e. the babbling imbeciles of the geek community, try to play along.

  21. I, for one, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    welcome our forthcoming female overlords.

    Oh wait ...

    1. Re:I, for one, by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

      I would've said androgynous overlords myself. ;-)

    2. Re:I, for one, by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are sentenced to death by snoo snoo for that comment.

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    3. Re:I, for one, by online-shopper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hrm... will they all be wearing thigh high boots and carry whips?
      could be a good time.

    4. Re:I, for one, by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

      I'd have gone with Soprano Overlords

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  22. Unfortunately, in reality most likely different. by msgmonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If it was ever to be the case where polygamy became the norm because of the lack of males, nothing would change!

    Womens selection criteria would still be the same except that now men who had previously been unaviable are avialable.

    If anything this reduces your chances.

  23. children of man by Silpher · · Score: 1

    So children of man (movie) wouldnt be an unbelievable scenario after all.

    1. Re:children of man by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      However in that movie, nobody could figure out why the women were infertile (IIRC basically all the pregnant women on earh miscarried nearly simultaneously, and there were no pregnancies after that).

      This is a common dystopian SF topic. C of Men, also a story by Geoff Ryman (O Happy Day), Y the Last Man comics... there are others.

      But that would be wierd if this is ineed going on. Ironically, I was recently wondering why everyone I know has been having boys (my wife and I have two, a close friend couple have three, neighbors two, I have three nephews one niece, my youngests day care is 7 boys one girl, and another couple we known has two boys 1 girl).

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    2. Re:children of man by maxume · · Score: 1

      Did you conclude that there was a flaw in your sampling methodology?

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  24. Bunk by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I played with old electrical transformer as a kid, practically bathing in PCBs. It didn't hurt me any. People see me comin', and it's "Lock up your wives, your daughters and your good silver, Joe's a-comin!"

    I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, leanest, rootin-est, tootin-est, sharp-damned-shootin-est man you ever had the bad luck to meet! I can drink longer, fight harder, shout louder and piss further than any other man in the Yukon, and anyone who doesn't believe me can step outside!

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    1. Re:Bunk by Jeoh · · Score: 1

      I blame the PCBs.

    2. Re:Bunk by AxeTheMax · · Score: 1

      I'll take your comment at face value. The article is not about individuals who are affected by PCB's, but of their maternal inheritance. It says that if your mother had bathed in PCB's (not you), then you would be more likely to show feminine characteristics.

    3. Re:Bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you Chuck...?

    4. Re:Bunk by wytcld · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right? You realize that the critical exposure time is while you're in the womb? So if your mother bathed in PCBs, and you don't like to play with tea sets, you've got something.

      After that, too much exposure over long enough time and you might be able to grow breasts, but a vagina and a shift to a more female wiring in the brain - not gonna happen.

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    5. Re:Bunk by zoefff · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, he doesn't get a son.

    6. Re:Bunk by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can drink longer, fight harder, shout louder and piss further than any other man in the Yukon, and anyone who doesn't believe me can step outside!

      "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK..."

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    7. Re:Bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some of us would claim that his behavior is an act to cover up his real feminine characteristics.

    8. Re:Bunk by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      After bathing in PCB he most likely won't. ;)

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    9. Re:Bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you can piss farther, but who am I to dispute the grammar of a man like you?

    10. Re:Bunk by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      And apparently you watched a lot of Bugs Bunny as a child.... Yo Sammity Sam is an interesting male archetype to subscribe to ;-p

      Makes me think someone should do a gritty version of the Bugs and Sam... the Unrated version so to speak.

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    11. Re:Bunk by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      PCBs are not the same as PCBs.

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    12. Re:Bunk by clone53421 · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:Bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoiler: The Fun Guy is genetically female.

    14. Re:Bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but you will only father girls...

    15. Re:Bunk by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      The exposure to PCBs is only during a critical period in development in the mother's womb. After that critical period, no exposure to PCBs will change anything either way.

      So the question is, YOU were practically bathing in PCBs, but what was your mom doing when you were in her womb? Likely not bathing in PCBs...

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  25. Good by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Too many people on this rock anyways. Imagine the disparity in China, which is, by and large, and enormous polluted sewer.

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    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Too many people on this rock anyways. Imagine the disparity in China, which is, by and large, and enormous polluted sewer.

      Daddy, I see a troll!

    2. Re:Good by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I see an uncomfortable truth. China's industrial areas are horribly polluted, and it's non-industrial (but not rural) areas are not much better.

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    3. Re:Good by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      If you're going to rag on the Chinese, consider all the people in Hong-Kong with Canadian passports, or the possibility that those men start looking for wives here.

      As sad as it may seem, though... There has to be a "quiet death" of men. Maybe in nature there's supposed to be more women than men by a small amount, to account for war losses? But then again, there is not necessarily a cosmic force guiding all this, unless you really believe in a grouped minds theories (ie bliss and horror are transmitted across minds "wirelessly").

  26. Related Posts? by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1
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  27. IF it hasn't been said already... by $1uck · · Score: 1

    So china is self correcting? (more pollution to offset the social pressures for male children?)

    1. Re:IF it hasn't been said already... by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't mention anything about China specifically.

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  28. How the world ends by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Now we know how the world will really end.

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  29. No comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I see no comparisons of polluted to non-polluted areas. Also, there is no attempt whatsoever to identify the cause of the incomplete observations. This looks like an environazi scare piece.

    1. Re:No comparisons by MikeS2k · · Score: 1

      Agreed.
      I live in an area where my mother was exposed to PCB's and I exhibit no unnatural feminine traits.
      I'm as masculine as anyone else I've ever met (including those from abroad).

      I clame hogswollop. My daily doses of an SSRI, diazepam and codeine probably cause me more damage. (still negligable)

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  30. Like an English 1A professor says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    check your sources.

    it's the independent. they're a notorious tabloid/shitrag.

  31. What about chicks with clits as big as dicks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that is just plain weird. The subject, too.

    1. Re:What about chicks with clits as big as dicks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to have to tell you, but that ain't no chick.

  32. Is one of those chemicals... by Shoten · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...named Oprah?

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    1. Re:Is one of those chemicals... by r0b!n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No... It's Dr Phil.

  33. Dilution by verloren · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interesting that the fall in sperm count goes along with the increasing availability of porn - as the 'spilling of seed' increases the number of sperm left per, um, 'dose' goes down. Now that we have the internet I suspect the figure will slip below double digits within a decade.

    1. Re:Dilution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There is porn on the Internet?

    2. Re:Dilution by Silentknyght · · Score: 1

      Thank god, because I wasn't sure how to relieve myself before the internet showed me how!

  34. CBC missed this one. by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

    So THIS is the way the world ends.

  35. My son plays with dolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The monsters need something to eat.

    In other words, I'm pleased to say I'm not part of the problem. And the great news is, it sounds like he'll have less competition when it's time to reproduce!

  36. Y-chromosome by dakup · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How can a boy though with one Y-chromosome become a girl? Does the chromosome change??

    1. Re:Y-chromosome by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How can a boy though with one Y-chromosome become a girl? Does the chromosome change??

      Sorry, your understanding of biology won't be tolerated here.

      Just kidding - sometimes I wonder how the people who publish these articles even graduated high school. For what it's worth, some of the studies they cite have been demonstrated to have no statistical validity, including the ones that claim that exposure to a particular chemical (phthalates) cause guys to have small junk. Also, they try to make these unifying claims that "chemicals" cause these problems, when each chemical has very different properties that affect people in different ways. The stuff on PCBs is solid, but then they get vague.

      I'm all for less pollution, but I don't think it helps the cause when the people leading the charge seem to not understand chemistry or biology very well.

    2. Re:Y-chromosome by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 4, Informative

      IANOB but in the womb at some point there is a trigger of testosterone that causes the male characteristics to appear. If that trigger fails or for some reason the testosterone doesn't do its job, the foetus remains in the default mode which is female.

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    3. Re:Y-chromosome by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      watch some tranny porn sometime.

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    4. Re:Y-chromosome by Thiez · · Score: 1

      You start out as a 'girl'. Then your Y-chromosome triggers the production of male hormones that will turn you into a guy. If I remember correctly there are people who do not react to testosterone (probably unrelated to the stuff discussed in the article, although I must admit I didn't read it), so even when they have XY chromosomes they are born looking exactly like a girl.

    5. Re:Y-chromosome by Emb3rz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I just watched a House rerun last night on the USA channel with exactly this topic.

      A fifteen year-old supermodel punched a chick on the catwalk and then passed out (but didn't, because she was aware).

      They made a ton of dialog relate to just how perfect this girl was, with her "perky, all natural breasts" and her "perfect heart-shaped butt" and so on.

      They narrowed it down to her having cancer, causing anterograde amnesia and short term memory loss as well as involuntary body spasms, cataplexy and severe aggression. When they did the scans for cancer, they couldn't find anything. When they looked for ovarian cancer, the ovaries weren't enlarged in any way, "if anything, they're undersized."

      House has his epiphany when he's faced with a pregnant woman whose husband has grown breasts, can't sleep because his teeth hurt and is experiencing morning sickness. He has already written the husband off because it's "just couvade's" - sympathetic pregnancy. He comments to the wife that she has "the perfect husband, a woman."

      He explains to the supermodel and her dad that in the womb, testes are supposed to a) turn into ovaries for woman, b) descend for men. With a certain form of hermaphoroditism neither happens and the body is effectively immune to the effects of testosterone. The result: 'the perfect woman.' As such, she was really a boy, and he had a tumor on one of his testicles.

    6. Re:Y-chromosome by Evangelion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The XY zygotes could fail to develop into males (as described in other replies which actually understand biology), or they could simply spontaneously abort -- in which case, the parents would try again.

      If XY has a higher failure rate, then from a demographic standpoint there is a batch of babies that "should have" been males, but were born females because the male embryos failed. In this case, it wouldn't be about one physical baby that should have been male, but was born female -- but one kind of "demographic slot" should have been filled by a male baby, but got filled by a female baby instead.

    7. Re:Y-chromosome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody mod parent up, because this is an important point.

      Yes, obviously that doesn't change. The argument goes that despite the Y chromosome, people are getting exposed to female hormones (more precisely, industrial chemicals that mimic them), thus the *expression* in the cells of their body changes.

      This is like the situation where males have "sex change" operations, or where someone has testicular cancer and takes hormone therapy to reduce the amount of testosterone production to discourage growth of the cancer cells derived from the male gonads. The genetics of these males hasn't changed, but the cells of their body are being artificially immersed in female hormones introduced into the bloodstream, and thus the cells and gender-specific tissues of the body will respond differently. Because of the way biology works (i.e. that males and females are predominantly genetically similar), the cells respond to most of the same chemical signals.

      Think of it this way: if these studies are to be believed (and there's deep skepticism about many aspects of them), it's like males are getting free female hormone therapy. But this part: "It is calculated that 250,000 babies who would have been boys have been born as girls" is nonsense. It's not like X chromosomes are being magically transformed into Y.

    8. Re:Y-chromosome by bruce_garrett · · Score: 1

      Yeah...I think these two things, having the 'Y' verses it being fully expressed, were getting confused in that reporters mind. Unless there is some environmental chemistry that's actually preventing eggs from being fertilized by sperm that carries the 'Y'. Is there really a statistically significant change in the male/female birth rates? Or is it just they're seeing somewhat less masculine males being born now. And...how are they judging masculinity anyway? What base line data do they have to compare to, for making the claim that males being born now are less masculine?

    9. Re:Y-chromosome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can a boy though with one Y-chromosome become a girl? Does the chromosome change??

      see AIS

    10. Re:Y-chromosome by morari · · Score: 1

      That's hot. I want a perfect woman... perhaps a little more "developed" down there though. Aye? ;)

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    11. Re:Y-chromosome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can a boy though with one Y-chromosome become a girl? Does the chromosome change??

      Science!

    12. Re:Y-chromosome by Hao+Wu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's not a mystery. Certain chemicals mimic natural hormones. Sex chromosomes have nothing to do with it.

      No, your d!ck won't fall off or anything, but your sperm count goes down and you will behave "like a fag" for lack of adequate terms. That's a fact.

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    13. Re:Y-chromosome by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, your d!ck won't fall off or anything, but your sperm count goes down and you will behave "like a fag" for lack of adequate terms. That's a fact.

      Um, would that be the swishy flaming queen sort of thing, or like the tough and sensitive gay guy gorgeous women are just dying to jump into bed with until they find out? Because if it's the latter, someone should bottle that stuff; they'd make a fortune selling to Slashdotters alone.

      (a third alternative, the "physically attracted to men" sort of behavior, probably wouldn't go over so well).

    14. Re:Y-chromosome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can a boy though with one Y-chromosome become a girl? Does the chromosome change??

      It can happen. It doesn't happen on a widespread scale as a result of pollution, but it can happen. A male genome contains all the necessary information to build a female body (and indeed will do just that if not exposed in utero to Testis Determining Factor).

      c.f. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgen_insensitivity_syndrome

    15. Re:Y-chromosome by tilandal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is absolutely not true. It has been long established they you can not "Treat" Homosexuality by playing with hormones. It had been tried for years with no real success. The "Treatment" the medical community used to give homosexuals was absolutely inhumane. If constant does of mind altering drugs, hormones, electroshock "therapy", and physical and verbal abuse can not change a persons sexual preference I'm of the opinion that nothing will.

    16. Re:Y-chromosome by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

      "Except for the sex chromosomes and gonads all bodily differences between men and women must be attributed to the actions of sex hormones." -Henk Asscheman, MD and Louis J.G. Gooren, MD

      Google the source. Endocrinology is fairly united on what hormones do to a person.

      I give you estrogen, your voice will change. Other traits will become more feminine too.

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    17. Re:Y-chromosome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chemical pollution seems to be the next global warming debate (and really its just a variation on the same theme) -- tons of evidence exist, but not apparently enough yet for many claiming to be 'science-types'.

      Don't worry, I think we're totally f*&ked already so feel free to wait for the evidence. Govenments won't have the backbone to make necessary changes anyway.

    18. Re:Y-chromosome by philspear · · Score: 1

      Just kidding - sometimes I wonder how the people who publish these articles even graduated high school.

      Let's hope not. It seems to me that more than half of what's taught in high school science classes are either outright wrong or are so oversimplified as to miss the important points. More dangerous though is the dogmatic approach high school biology classes tend to teach. "DNA gets transcribed into RNA, which gets translated into proteins" is correct a lot of the time, but it's far from the complete picture, we've known exceptions to that central dogma for quite some time. That doesn't stop schools from presenting it as if no exceptions existed. It's this same approach which invites attacks from creationists. More than that though, it's discouraging people who would make good scientists.

      For what it's worth, some of the studies they cite have been demonstrated to have no statistical validity, including the ones that claim that exposure to a particular chemical (phthalates) cause guys to have small junk. Also, they try to make these unifying claims that "chemicals" cause these problems, when each chemical has very different properties that affect people in different ways. The stuff on PCBs is solid, but then they get vague.

      Part of me is so alarmed by the mere implication that phthalates and other pollutants may be affecting my unborn children, or even my ability to have children, that I'm okay with taking action even though the statistics aren't there. For one thing, it's fairly clear that these things aren't HELPING our health, so there's not any harm in getting rid of them (aside from short-term economics, which is not a powerful reason to endanger everyone). Second, if we wait until we know for sure, massive damage may already occour.

      Third, the buisnesses that use these chemicals certainly aren't waiting for the data to get in before pumping it out, and are spending lots of money to try to divert our attention, and keep their pollutants legal. I was talking to a professor investigating potential links between these pollutants and nondisjunction events in egg production in mammals. I got the sense that his studies were very preliminary, but what interested me more was that he said plastics manufacturers were already positioning themselves to mitigate findings which would threaten them. Like funding research themselves (because that will be unbiased), lobbying to reduce funding for studies like this.

      Basically I think the strongest reason for acting before we're sure is that either way, buisness is charging ahead with what's in it's best interests and may be clouding not only our ability to reproduce, but also our ability to even determine the effects of their meddling.

    19. Re:Y-chromosome by my+$anity++0 · · Score: 1
      No, it won't. If your voice changed because of Estrogen, a lot of transsexuals would have to spend a lot less effort. The voice deepening is a one way change. Estrogen can stop the voice deepening, but not reverse it.

      However, your hips would widen, you would develop breasts, facial and body hair would grow in thinner, and a lot of other things.

    20. Re:Y-chromosome by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      How can a boy though with one Y-chromosome become a girl? Does the chromosome change?? Sorry, your understanding of biology won't be tolerated here.

      Whether you appear male or female is determined by hormone concentrations in the uterus. The Y chromosome only influences this indirectly, by somehow (the mechanism is not well understood) affecting the way these levels are set.

      Then, how many people have genetic testing done to determine their chromosomal sex? If you were born with female genetalia, underwent puberty, and developed as a completely normal girl into a completely normal woman, why would you suspect that you had a Y chromosome?

    21. Re:Y-chromosome by tilandal · · Score: 1

      First physical changes do not equate to behavioral changes. You can not change someones sexuality through hormones. It has been tried many times without any positive results.

      Secondly Estrogen has no bearing on your voice. Vocal cords do not shrink under the influence of estrogen.

    22. Re:Y-chromosome by russotto · · Score: 1

      Then, how many people have genetic testing done to determine their chromosomal sex? If you were born with female genetalia, underwent puberty, and developed as a completely normal girl into a completely normal woman, why would you suspect that you had a Y chromosome?

      If you desired children, you'd probably find out when you sought treatment for your infertility. Also a number of Olympic athletes have found out by being disqualified.

    23. Re:Y-chromosome by ktappe · · Score: 1

      How can a boy though with one Y-chromosome become a girl? Does the chromosome change??

      I interpreted this sentence of the article as being poor phraseology rather than genetics. Notice the word "calculated" in TFA. What I think they meant to say was that 250,000 children who would statistically have been XY ended up being XX, not that XY fertilizations resulted in girls. The increase in XX may be because environmental estrogens diminished the father's ability to create XY sperm and/or some other factors, but the point was that something led to more XX fertilizations, not some gender-bending event later in the womb.

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    24. Re:Y-chromosome by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      XY females although not common exist. There was a recent female track star that was banned from world competitions because genetic testing revealed she was XY even though she was born fully female, had lived as a female her whole life, had fully functioning female anatomy and had the structure and build of the average female.

      XX males also exist. Gender is not soley tied to whether your 23rd chromosone is two XX's or an XY. This has been known for close to a decade. How gender is actually determined is still a mystery.

    25. Re:Y-chromosome by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      implication that phthalates and other pollutants may be affecting my unborn children, or even my ability to have children, that I'm okay with taking action even though the statistics aren't there.

      And replace them with what? There aren't too many inert materials out there. Unless you're suggesting that we do away with the entire polymer industry, we need to start making intelligent choices instead of reacting emotionally to every study published by some crank researcher who sucks at math.

      For one thing, it's fairly clear that these things aren't HELPING our health, so there's not any harm in getting rid of them (aside from short-term economics, which is not a powerful reason to endanger everyone)

      Not true. Plastics are used all the time in medicine, including all those tubes they use to get things like medicine and air to people who need it. Unless you want them so brittle they spontaneously crack, plasticizers such as phthalates are necessary to modify the properties of the polymers to make them useful. If you ban phthalates, they have to be replaced with some other chemical.

      I got the sense that his studies were very preliminary, but what interested me more was that he said plastics manufacturers were already positioning themselves to mitigate findings which would threaten them. Like funding research themselves (because that will be unbiased), lobbying to reduce funding for studies like this.

      I'm not a fan of either camp - industry sponsored "research", or idiot researchers who can't do math. Which is why we should defer to people who know better, who have classified phthalates (in general) as rather safe at sane levels, based on decades of experience using them.

      Basically I think the strongest reason for acting before we're sure is that either way, buisness is charging ahead with what's in it's best interests and may be clouding not only our ability to reproduce, but also our ability to even determine the effects of their meddling.

      Again, "acting" sounds good until you realize that you have to offer an alternative. Reminds me of people who vote for some nebulous "change". Really? What change? What is it you wish to replace phthalates with? I'm reminded of the furor over mehyl t-butyl ether (MTBE) as an additive in gas, which people wanted to get rid of, and did - replacing it with ethanol, which worsened air pollution and drove up the cost of fuel and food. Be careful for what you wish for. Analyzing only the disadvantages of the status quo (let alone focusing on unlikely, unproven disadvantages) without comparison to a possible alternative is a terrible way to make a decision.

    26. Re:Y-chromosome by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He explains to the supermodel and her dad that in the womb, testes are supposed to a) turn into ovaries for woman, b) descend for men. With a certain form of hermaphoroditism neither happens and the body is effectively immune to the effects of testosterone. The result: 'the perfect woman.' As such, she was really a boy, and he had a tumor on one of his testicles.

      You were fine and actually accurate all the way up to here. The disease that she suffered from is called "CAIS" (Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome). It is not the testes or the ovaries that turn into the other. Rather germ cells (as in "germination" not the other germ) turn into gonad stripes, which then turn into either testes under the presence of the SRY gene, or ovaries in the event that the SRY gene is not there.

      At this point, the SRY gene is irrelevant. The fetus develops folds that are scrotal-labial folds, and a clitoral-penile mound, and has a separate urethra that exits within the scrotal-labial folds. Under the effects of testosterone, the scrotal-labial folds fuse, creating the scrotum, and the clitoral-penile mound lengthens, and grows, as well as integrating the urethra into it. Insufficient testosterone will produce female genitalia.

      Internally, the Anti-Müllerian Hormone is responsible for preventing the development of the uterus, fallopian tubes, and upper vagina. In order to have the SRY gene yet end up with a full vagina, uterus, and fallopian tubes would require two entirely random mutations of the fetus, both of which are extremely rare.

      The inconsistencies in the story on House in the face of medical fact:

      No doctor would ever call that patient a "guy". Of course, House is a very mean spirited person, as well he was trying to keep her Dad from having sexual intercourse with her. Basically, House was being an ass... this is consistent with House.

      She would not have been aggressive. That would be a response to the androgens flooding her system from her testes affecting her brain's aggression receptors, the same as if she were on steroids. (Exactly as if she were on steroids.) However, if she had enough androgen response to respond to the testosterone in her brain's aggression centers, she would have had significant muscular improvement.

      The second they looked for uterine cancer they would have noticed that she didn't have a uterus... and in fact, screw that, the first time Dr Cameron would have put a septum to her vagina to look for cervical cancer, she would have noticed, there wasn't one! (Unless, again, this person was afflicted with 2 extremely rare diseases resulting from random spontaneous mutations, and cancer)

      None of this would ever affect anything with regard to her being a "woman" or a "man". She still would have a natural vagina. She would still be a natural female, and was so her entire life, she would never have been a guy. Her birth certificate would still say she was a woman, and her passport and all documentation from her birth to forever would continue to state that she was a female.

      Of course, it makes it much more interesting to have the asshole House walk in and call her a boy... it's provocative, as was intentionally planned by House... it's offensive, it's hostile, it's inflammatory. Again, nothing new for House. However, it's extremely not helpful for people who are actually suffering from these diseases to be told that they're guys.

      As well, the Olympics had to make a ruling about as to if these women could compete in the woman's division. When they wanted to do genetic tests, it would mean that these people would be forced to compete in the men's division. Meanwhile, while typical women have less testosterone and thus less ability to develop muscular mass (men are naturally on steroids compared to women) they would be placing these women with an even SMALLER rate of testosterone response to compete with people who are all essentially on steroids.

      The OIC eventually settled on, "as long as the individual's hormone levels are consistent with a woman, they are allowed to compete in the women's division."

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    27. Re:Y-chromosome by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      As such, she was really a boy, and he had a tumor on one of his testicles.

      I understand it's just a TV show, but no, she was really a girl, who identified as a girl, who was genetically XY, and SHE had a tumor on one of HER testicles. When referring to transgendered and/or intersexed people it's best to use the pronouns of the gender they identify as.

    28. Re:Y-chromosome by Emb3rz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the corrections. Sometimes my memory leaves something to be desired. And certainly I knew very little of the underlying medical issues - House clearly did not cover all of that. :)

      Please accept my token +1 Informative.

    29. Re:Y-chromosome by philspear · · Score: 1

      What is it you wish to replace phthalates with?

      You make a valid point, I didn't have a simple alternative in mind. Not being a chemical engineer, I assumed that was someone else's problem.

      Having said that, if we can't make plastics without pthalates, and pthalates do hurt us, then the logical thing to do would be use less plastics. Naturally it has it's vital uses and I'm not about to suggest banning plastic, but you'd agree there are numerous tons of the stuff produced out of convinience, not necessity.

      Analyzing only the disadvantages of the status quo (let alone focusing on unlikely, unproven disadvantages) without comparison to a possible alternative is a terrible way to make a decision.

      You're quite right, given that there is no simple alternative to pthalates, it does become much less simple than I assumed.

      Right now though, I would assume that our usage of plastics is poorly regulated, that the cost-benefit analysis is entirely on economics between the consumer and producer, without factoring in health. That strikes me as a little unbalanced. I'm doubtful as to whether these newly-raised questions as to the safety of pthalates is a factor in how much plastics we use, and it should be, even if we can't put an exact figure on it yet.

      The health risks are still huge, even if we can't say for certain whether they're real or not, we need to be thinking about it and acting accordingly: we need to be using less plastics until we're certain they're not a threat.

    30. Re:Y-chromosome by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I believe the vagina is operational, though.

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    31. Re:Y-chromosome by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the corrections. Sometimes my memory leaves something to be desired. And certainly I knew very little of the underlying medical issues - House clearly did not cover all of that. :)

      Please accept my token +1 Informative.

      Meh... it's a TV show, of course they didn't cover the nitty-gritty. lol

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  37. op, spelling available :-o by msgmonkey · · Score: 1

    and twice at that :D

    1. Re:op, spelling available :-o by bkaul · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unaviable ... they can't be made to fly? :)

    2. Re:op, spelling available :-o by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      "Either he needs to go on a diet, or we're going to need a bigger rubber band..."

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  38. The role of oral contraceptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So will the religious right now be against pollution? I guess not, the religious right are also against science.

    Actually, the 'religious right' is ahead of the game on this issue. Because of oral contraceptive, since the 1960s, we have been disgorging ever-increasing amounts of female hormones into the drinking water supply.

    A section of the article which the submitter chose not to quote says it all:

    Female hormones - largely from the contraceptive pills which pass unaltered through sewage treatment - are partly responsible, while more than three-quarters of sewage works have been found also to be discharging demasculinising man-made chemicals.

    1. Re:The role of oral contraceptive by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      Duh, that's because of the bidets.

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    2. Re:The role of oral contraceptive by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Duh, that's because of the bidets.

      So stop drinking from them, already!

  39. 60 million per millilitre... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should be enough for anybody.

    1. Re:60 million per millilitre... by msu320 · · Score: 1

      3 inches should be enough for anybody.

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    2. Re:60 million per millilitre... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and way too many for some of us. If it keeps dropping, we won't need birth control anymore, hooray!

    3. Re:60 million per millilitre... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Correction: 640k hundred per milliliter should be enough for everyone. *ducks*

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  40. Silly homophobic scientists by billcopc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Studies in more than 20 countries have shown that they have dropped from 150 million per milliliter of sperm fluid to 60 million over 50 years

    Ahem... I blame internet porn!

    So what are the odds that this research was funded by some fundamentalist religious group ? No one just randomly sets out on random research, someone has to pay the bill, which usually (always) means there's something to be gained from the results. Today's world is anything but altruistic.

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    1. Re:Silly homophobic scientists by Dramacrat · · Score: 1

      Keep your agenda to yourself, plz. Evolution doesn't want you.

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    2. Re:Silly homophobic scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So what are the odds that this research was funded by some fundamentalist religious group ?"

      Never mind the odds, look at the facts.
      This is important enough not to base conclusions about it on guesses.

      TFA makes it clear that the research was not done by one group, but that it's research from "around the world".

      Also this is not new. I've been hearing about it off and on for the past 20 years or so. The culprit appears to be a chemical used in plastics that has properties similar to the hormone estrogen.
      In the mean time sperm counts are going down, and fish living downstream from factories producing plastics get their genders mixed up.

    3. Re:Silly homophobic scientists by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Upon RTFA'ing, I had similar thoughts. This appears to be yet another "find something to blame" game, where some special interest figures if they throw enough examples at the public, people will believe at least one of them, and that's the foot in the door to restrictive or punitive legislation.

      IOW, their accusations were too broad, and neglected to recognise that if pollutants were really the "cause" here, the problem would have been much worse 50 or 100 years ago, when it was common practice to throw every sort of toxic waste into the nearest river, and there was no effort whatever to prevent the public from coming in contact with it. (Likewise for household and farm toxins.) Why didn't people then suffer these same effects??

      Methinks the real issue here is a new generation of ill-fitted tinfoil hats, handily enabled by der interveb, and validated by crosstalk.

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  41. The most important point by spaceman375 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What this really means is that us old guys have bigger dicks than you nelly boys. Now get off my lawn, pansy.

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    1. Re:The most important point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What this really means is that us old guys have bigger dicks than you nelly boys. Now get off my lawn, pansy.

      I would, but my gargantuan schlong drags behind me when I run, and I wouldn't want to mess up your tulip garden.

    2. Re:The most important point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet your wife is still unsatisfied and hangs out in cougar bars trolling for the so-called "nelly boys".

      Anyway, don't worry about a lack of males! China will have enough for the whole world, they do cull female babies after all!

  42. What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I became fully aware of this problem in the past year, after the birth of my son. I think that the guilt for children contamination is shared by:
    - the chemical companies
    - the "green" anti-chemical organizations
    - the governments and other regulation boards.

    In a nutshell, my wife an myself gradually outlawed most of the creams that are needed to avoid nappy rush, most washing gels, and we even changed the bottles once in order to reduce exposition to bad chemicals (BPA).

    Unfortunately, every step in this direction was unnecessarily difficult. The problem is that information comes from 2 sources: chemical companies and the "green" organizations. Both sources tend to be extreme in conclusions, and the government (even in "socialist" France) does not play its moderating role.

    On one hand, plastics and cosmetics producers would have me use their products even if they are outright toxic. OTOH, the "green" organizations would have me re-build my house in a very expensive way. At some point I started to suspect that environmentalist propaganda is used to promote some luxury products, such as linoleum flooring (5-10 times more expensive than PVC).

  43. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by Lostlander · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes you're right the monogamy is much better if all the first tier attractive males become taken then women will reduce their selection criteria and select second tier etc.

    This is the realization that church leaders (read religious nerds) came up with when they outlawed polygamy. If someone like them was ever gonna get some the attractive males had to be unavailable first.

  44. Margaret Atwood's wet dream come true... by Specter · · Score: 1

    The Handmaid's Tale

    One of my favorite works of fiction, oh no wait, least favorite. :(

    1. Re:Margaret Atwood's wet dream come true... by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

      This was one of the few books I didn't bother finishing. After ~100 pages, I'd wasted enough time on it.

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    2. Re:Margaret Atwood's wet dream come true... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Whereas I thought it was pretty good. Oryx and Crake is even better.

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  45. Add this to "the way the world ends" by JerryLove · · Score: 1

    What I don't see answered, and am curious about: since the study says that more girls are born to women exposed the the chemicals in question, and since it is the father that either gives or fails to give a Y chromosome, what is causing the higher rate?

    Is something happening to prevent Y choromosome sperm from impregnating eggs, or causing the death of XY-eggs? Or are XY-eggs failing to express (resulting in "girls" that are genetically "boys"... which would be a problem I would think with reproduction)?

  46. Re:oh shi- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no u

  47. What does the drop in sperm count imply? by WDot · · Score: 1

    Whether it's 150 million sperm or 60 million sperm per milliliter, isn't that still a hell of a lot of sperm? Or will we suddenly have to worry about (or celebrate) a reduction in children conceived?

    1. Re:What does the drop in sperm count imply? by man_ls · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I took a few Genetics and Biology courses in college. The thing that shocked me is the fact that anyone ever actually gets pregnant in the first place, let alone carries a fetus to term.

      Between 50 and 80% of all eggs that are fertilized are spontaneously aborted, and only about 10% of women who have that happen are aware of the miscarriage. Fertilized eggs, of course, represent a fairly high barrier to entry in the first place: both the sperm and the egg have to have the correct genetic material and have it relatively stable, the egg has to actually be released at the right time, the sperm have to be able to swim and have a functioning acrosome, etc. I think one of the things I learned was that, on average, it takes something like 20 attempts on average during the correct time in a woman's cycle to generate a fetus that won't spontaneously abort in the first month. (Law of averages, of course--some more, some less.)

      If we were just getting by on 150M/mL, let's drop that down to half. Now only 1 in 40 attempts won't be flushed out with the next cycle...say nothing of later miscarriages.

      Freaky stuff, huh? I guess the only way it works is that there's so many of us, having sex all the time.

    2. Re:What does the drop in sperm count imply? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First, that's an average. Second, a hell of a lot of sperm don't make it.

      Even with 150 million, conception is definitely not a sure thing. With half that many, it's harder still. With a quarter as many... you get the picture.

      It only takes one. But that one has to make it, upstream, to a certain place, at a certain time.

    3. Re:What does the drop in sperm count imply? by WDot · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I've never taken college Biology, so your post certainly fixes a couple of misconceptions I've had about conception. (:

  48. Mister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me very much of a Polish movie called Seksmisja (sex mission). No it's not porn, but it is what I think as close a movie as one can find to this post.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088083/

  49. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by schon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It goes deeper than that though - "attractive" meant "the guy who could kill or maim his rivals".

    Look at animal species that are polygamous - even the "docile" herbivores engage in violence as the males compete for females. In species that engage in pair-bonding, violence is much less common.

    Monogamy (enforced by law/church) was a way of reducing societal violence.

  50. I for one applaud the news by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there's any argument that could get red-blooded, meat-eating, women-banging Republican men interested in environmentalism, it's the thought that pollution will turn their sons into gay little girlie men with small dicks.

    Next, we need to convince them professional sports and country music lowers sperm count.

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    1. Re:I for one applaud the news by tjstork · · Score: 2

      Next, we need to convince them professional sports and country music lowers sperm count.

      AS opposed to what? Sitting around and nitting with Grandma while listening to some R&B? I'll concede that the mid 1960s through the 1970s, rock was untouchable, but if you think today's slop called rock can even hold a candle to country, you are sadly not very open minded.

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    2. Re:I for one applaud the news by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      AS opposed to what? Sitting around and nitting with Grandma while listening to some R&B? I'll concede that the mid 1960s through the 1970s, rock was untouchable, but if you think today's slop called rock can even hold a candle to country, you are sadly not very open minded.

      Country? You mean that Nashville twaddle with the metrosexual men with shaved chests wearing their little cowboy hats like cornpone fetish night at the gay bar?

      Modern country is over-processed, undernourished crap, just like what's become of commercial rock and numetal. Gimme the old stuff like David Allen Coe.

      Let's just agree that commercialism sucks because you'll never convince me that Nashville country is good. :)

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    3. Re:I for one applaud the news by Reziac · · Score: 1

      While I'm not fond of David Allen Coe, I gotta agree -- overproduced pop-slop ain't country. If it's got violins in the back-track, it ain't country. If it's got 40 eunuchs backing the chorus, it ain't country.

      Come to think of it, I'd have to say the same thing about '70s pop-rock, including a lot of pop-metal!

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    4. Re:I for one applaud the news by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      Next, we need to convince them professional sports and country music lowers sperm count.

      Did you just correlate professional sports with Republicans? Umm ... pretty much everyone likes some professional sport. Are you really that out of touch with anything *not* related to computers and technology? Ahem, I guess I shouldn't be so shocked here.

    5. Re:I for one applaud the news by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      While I'm not fond of David Allen Coe, I gotta agree -- overproduced pop-slop ain't country. If it's got violins in the back-track, it ain't country.

      But if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

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    6. Re:I for one applaud the news by Reziac · · Score: 1

      True, but while violins and fiddles may look alike, they have entirely different cultures -- the fiddle is a manly instrument, while the violin is for wussies who drink soy milk. ;)

      (Tho there is one rock musician who uses a *violin* to good advantage in his rock songs -- "Cynic Guru", who in his day job plays violin for the Icelandic Symphony Orchestra!)

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    7. Re:I for one applaud the news by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Violins and fiddles are the same instrument. The only difference is the style of the music being played.

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    8. Re:I for one applaud the news by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That was my point :)

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    9. Re:I for one applaud the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [I]f you think today's slop called rock can even hold a candle to country, you are sadly not very open minded.

      You mean country-pop.
      The last smidge of good country died with Johnny Cash.

    10. Re:I for one applaud the news by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Ok... I wasn't sure if by "look alike" you meant they're superficially similar, so I just wanted to point out that they are, in fact, identical. (My dad plays violin – and a bit of fiddle for good measure.)

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    11. Re:I for one applaud the news by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And some of the best fiddlers are also classically trained. But we still poke a little fun at the stuffy ones. :P -- A nifty peculiarity I found in the local library: Itzhak Perlman playing Yiddish fiddle tunes!

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  51. How awful... by EddyPearson · · Score: 0

    ...soon there'll be two women for every man.

    For the unlucky ones, the poor men (us) must learn to cope with this as best we can.

    Take that feminism!

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  52. About time somebody noticed by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm a 56 year old geezer. When I was a kid, I never saw a man with boobs. Never.

    I thought it was a sign of my aging that women my age looked masculine, and young men look feminine. I've been chasing women twenty years my junior for that reason.

    I also noticed that people's heads are larger than they used to be. And there seem to be a lot more homosexuals and lesbians, although that may be that they've just come out of the closet.

    What I want to know is if we're going to do anything about it?

    1. Re:About time somebody noticed by kabocox · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I also noticed that people's heads are larger than they used to be. And there seem to be a lot more homosexuals and lesbians, although that may be that they've just come out of the closet.

      What I want to know is if we're going to do anything about it?

      If it was "discovered" that a huge percentage of homosexual behavior was directly caused by chemical pollution, I don't know which community would go crazy the most, the homosexuals or the religious folks. You'd suddenly find the vast religious right pushing for environmental controls that even current greens would think are extreme. You'd have the parents of many homosexuals start suing and winning the nearest chemical plants that may have been at fault for causing their child to become homosexual. I think that the homosexual community would panic more than go crazy. You'd find a large portion of them just vanishing back into the closet.

    2. Re:About time somebody noticed by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I suggest you check out this good site on the issues with phytoestrogens and male feminization:

      http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/04malehealth.htm

      Flaxseed meal has about twice the phytoestrogens that soy does. You've Been Warned.

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    3. Re:About time somebody noticed by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Informative

      The EPA has, so far, failed utterly.

      You must not have been around before the EPA was established. I grew up in Cahokia, Il and you had to drive past Monsanto and Cerro Copper (and some other factories) through Sauget to get to St. Louis.

      You had to roll your windows up driving past Monsanto, even if it was 95F and you had no air conditioning. The air would burn your eyes and lungs and throat if you didn't; you literally could not breathe. I don't know how anyone worked there, but I imagine the cancer rate among Monsanto workers was sky high.

      Runoff into the creek by it (it was named "Dead Creek iirc) polluted it so badly the creek caught fire one summer.

      All the vegetation from Collinsville to Dupo was sickly looking. There were no frogs or fireflies (some toads). Today the vegetation is healthy and green, it doesn't stink driving past Monsanto, and there are fireflies almost every summer.

      So I wouldn't say the EPA has failed, although it could certainly be a whole lot better.

    4. Re:About time somebody noticed by gknoy · · Score: 1

      If it was "discovered" that a huge percentage of homosexual behavior was directly caused by chemical pollution, I don't know which community would go crazy the most, the homosexuals or the religious folks. You'd suddenly find the vast religious right pushing for environmental controls that even current greens would think are extreme

      So:
      - Pollution prevention programs and other environmental reforms increase in public desirability and effect.
      - The harm from such toxins is reduced for the society at large, whether gay or not.
      - We still have gay people. Presumably, those who continue to be gay will derive happiness from it.

      It seems like the world would benefit from this. The genetic harms that would be prevented (or at least reduced) in the "crusade" to prevent gayness (which I doubt would work) seems like a great result.

    5. Re:About time somebody noticed by kabocox · · Score: 1

      So:
      - Pollution prevention programs and other environmental reforms increase in public desirability and effect.
      - The harm from such toxins is reduced for the society at large, whether gay or not.
      - We still have gay people. Presumably, those who continue to be gay will derive happiness from it.

      It seems like the world would benefit from this. The genetic harms that would be prevented (or at least reduced) in the "crusade" to prevent gayness (which I doubt would work) seems like a great result.

      I think that it's sad that we'd do things for those reasons. We wouldn't overall support pollution controls, but if it might prevent us from being like "them", then we'd do it in a heart beat. The really bad part is that I put in "if" because I think that it would actually take some strong proof that such and such pollution actually does cause that type of behavior before the whole religious community really gets mad. I wouldn't be surprised if something like pollution causes an increase in percentage of the homosexual population. I've always thought that the percentage was far to little to be normally noticeable except now that we've got 6 billion of us we've just got a larger raw number of that normally unnoticeable population. Our modern communications systems make those folks find each other and organize better than they did in the past as well. It would be interesting to actually "know" if homosexuality was a genetic, cultural, environmental, or personal thing. I think that its a little of each of them.

    6. Re:About time somebody noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was a sign of my aging that women my age looked masculine, and young men look feminine. I've been chasing women twenty years my junior for that reason.

      Are you sure they're women?

    7. Re:About time somebody noticed by extrasolar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't blame him, it's your own hyperbole that is at fault. You said that the EPA has failed utterly. If it has failed utterly then we might as well get rid of it.

      What you're really trying to say is that the EPA isn't perfect and lets some things slip. That is, the EPA hasn't failed utterly, but needs to be improved.

      Clarity often improves our ability to communicate and prevents these needless quarrels.

    8. Re:About time somebody noticed by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I'm a 56 year old geezer. When I was a kid, I never saw a man with boobs. Never.

      49 year old. Obviously, you never saw my grandfather with his undershirt off.

      To be fair, it was my maternal grandfather, and had (OK, engendered) only the one child.

      > And there seem to be a lot more homosexuals and lesbians, although that may be
      > that they've just come out of the closet.

      Yup. And concentrated in certain areas, pushing out others (How many straight San Franciscan males does it take to change a lightbulb? Both of them).

    9. Re:About time somebody noticed by ShadeOfBlue · · Score: 1

      Here are some tips to complement what you've read:

      Never use plastic containers for warm food/drink.

      Take zinc before you go to bed (zinc on an empty stomach will make some people nauseous, so take it with dinner if need be).

      Eat lots of broccoli, it's anti-estrogenic.

      Do eat plenty of fat and cholesterol, just make sure it's from good sources. Low fat diets are shown to decrease your testosterone production. If you're not eating fish, grass-fed beef is a good way to get some healthy fats.

      Replace endurance/aerobic exercises with higher intensity interval type sprints and exercises.

      I'd also put some thought into how you're avoiding tap water. Many plasticizers are xenoestrogens, so if you're getting water which has been shipping in the certain plastic containers in the back of a hot truck, you may be making the situation worse. Do some research on the plastics in your water source.

      One thing I haven't been able to get a clear picture on is the lignans (a type of phytoestrogen) in flax seeds. It's been reported that when mixed with a low-fat diet, they lower testosterone (bad), but that could of course be due to the low-fat diet aspect. I've also read that they can block the aromatase which turns your testosterone into estrogen (good), purportedly some steroid users have used lignans to combat the moobs produced by the excess testosterone being converted to estrogens. Then I've read that they can induce your body to lock up testosterone in the blood such that it is not freely available (bad).

      So, I don't know what to tell you there. You could always fall back on the scientific method, if you're rigorous enough. You know, actually compare yourself on flax seeds versus not on flax seeds, paying particular note to any puffiness in the nipples and changes in sexual arousal. The good news is that as an adult, experimenting a bit isn't likely to have the long-term detrimental effects that it might during childhood.

    10. Re:About time somebody noticed by raind · · Score: 1

      I once worked at Zug Island in the Detroit river, if only for about a week, I don't know how anyone could survive there on a regular basis.

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    11. Re:About time somebody noticed by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Our modern communications systems make those folks find each other and organize better than they did in the past as well.

      It has for the transgendered community

    12. Re:About time somebody noticed by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      ... carpets ... are all loaded with these chemicals. Of course you don't generally eat those things ...

      According to TFA, a lot more people will be munching carpet soon.

      Thank you, I'll be here all week!

    13. Re:About time somebody noticed by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I'm a 56 year old geezer. When I was a kid, I never saw a man with boobs. Never.

      I'm 22, and me neither. Probably because everybody there had a healthy diet and never knew what a hamburger tasted like.

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  53. CBC had a good documentary about this: Watch Here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually saw a show exactly about this a few weeks back:

    http://www.cbc.ca/documentaries/doczone/2008/disappearingmale/

    It is certainly alarming!

  54. The right is against pollution.. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    It's not the pollution that is the problem, its the nutcases that are out there in the green movement. The green movement has linked itself to a wide range of radical liberal issues that include an assault on christianity as one of its planks. For that, I think it reasonable for a cynical mind to question whether the environmental motives of the green movement are really just about the environment, or are part of an anti-american agenda.

    Still, for all of that, you see the pattern of the Republicans (except for W), being the party that actually gets major environmental legislation passed. Let's see:

    EPA - founded by Nixon
    Clean Air Act, Clean Water Act, Nixon, then, extended by Bush Sr...
    Bush Jr - creates largest protected eco area around the Hawaiian islands.

    What environmental legislation did Clinton sign?

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    1. Re:The right is against pollution.. by compro01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What environmental legislation did Clinton sign?

      \

      I dunno, what environmental legislation did that republican congress pass?

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    2. Re:The right is against pollution.. by tjstork · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I dunno, what environmental legislation did that republican congress pass?

      Tax credits for biofuels, including research funding for non-corn based ethanol production - like switchgrass. Increased funding for solar and wind research and tax credits for the same. Tax credits for the purchase of hybrid cars. Also worked to open the way for new nuclear power plants.

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    3. Re:The right is against pollution.. by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's a point by point list of environmental legislation that Clinton signed. Just off the top of my head, Clinton signed the law that allowed lands held in the public trust by the federal government to NOT be used for ranching is the winning lease winner choses not to. Clinton also signed the law making federal agency net zero polluters, meaning all waste from federal labs is cleaned up. Clinton signed the bill requiring paper mills to recycle their waste paper. Clinton improved the rules on wetlands conservation. Clinton upgraded many of the pollutant standards in the Clean Water and Clean Air acts. Clinton established the Staircase-Escalante National Monument. He accelerated cleanup of superfund sites. He signed the sustainable fisheries act. He signed the legislation to restore the everglades.... I'm only at 1996 here!

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  55. Males are more complicated in terms of engineering by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The 'default' body plan for mammals is female. Left to itself, an embryo will develop (mostly) female unless specific steps are taken at specific times. Developing a male means (a) suppressing female development paths, and (b) initiating male development paths. (And yes, those are two separate steps. Sometimes (a) doesn't happen even though (b) does, and you get hermaphrodism.

    It's rare, but you can get things like Swyer syndrome, where an apparently normal girl gets to be around sixteen and has never had a period or other signs of puberty. Examination reveals the girl has no functional ovaries and actually has a Y chromosome.

    (This has other implications, so far as I can see. When something's more complicated to make, that means there are more ways for it to go wrong...)

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  56. explains Slashdotters virginity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might explain why nerds can't get laid. Damn pollution.

  57. Reliable source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This report is made by a campaigning NGO and is not a peer reviewed paper.

    From the Independent article "[...]the report comes out at a particularly sensitive time for ministers[...]". That's because CHEM Trust [chemtrust.org.uk] chose to release it now.

    Yes, it references peer reviewed papers but the way they are using the data is not responsible science. Some of the links between chemicals and reproductive effects is "suggested". (See the press release.)

    Don't get me wrong, these effects scare the ____ out of me but it isn't helpful to use bad science.

    Disclosure: I'm a chemistry undergrad.

  58. Old news by russotto · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this the end of the world panic 5-10 years ago?

  59. Rex Nebular moment... by Creepy · · Score: 1

    Reading this reminded me of Rex Nebular for some reason...

    combine that with planet of the apes:
    Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs!

    My mind is making some weird connections today ;)

  60. Nature's Population Control anyone? by weszz · · Score: 1

    Anyone think it's nature saying that there are too many people, so less males make less people and we would be better off in many areas with a smaller population?

    Of course it would probably work out better that way with more males and less females, but limiting either side lowers population eventually...

  61. Please get this religious garbage off of /. by slashdime · · Score: 2, Informative

    I took one look at the article before I questioned the source. Then I looked at the top of the page and see "Why is religious belief seen as a private eccentricity?" This is one of those religious "news" sites used to promote homophobia, fud, and fear of all things that aren't godly. Go read the rest of the articles on "the independent" and see if you can tell when you started riding in their think tank. Garbage news article posted by garbage poster who doesn't take any time to verify any information. Thanks for linking us OUTRAGEOUS article, you btard.

  62. More hot chicks by tonto1992 · · Score: 1

    I'm failing to see the downside here. More women means that, while you might not have sex more, they'll just be in competition with each other for your affections. Think about it, I'll call it the "Swedish Problem" wherein the entire country is filled with hot blondes, so no matter what, you're getting a hot blonde, so it's a matter of which chick will be better in the sack and will do more. (or maybe it's easier to filter out the hot PHBs) That, or we'll get a lot more lesbo porn.

    1. Re:More hot chicks by atomic-penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think about it, I'll call it the "Swedish Problem" wherein the entire country is filled with hot blondes...

      I don't know if I would go as far as calling it a "problem".

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    2. Re:More hot chicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those of us who prefer sexy redheads?

  63. mail order brides by pak9rabid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Communities heavily polluted with gender-benders in Canada, Russia, and Italy have given birth to twice as many girls as boys...

    Well, that explains Russia's booming mail-order bride industry.

  64. Re:CBC had a good documentary about this: Watch He by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the above linky only works for .ca

    http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4502118/The_Disappearing_Male-CBC_Doc_Zone_(11-06-2008)_[HDTV_(XviD)]_Ek

  65. Coincidence...? by Doc+Hoss · · Score: 0

    Anyone think it's a coincidence that the next story down on the front /. page is "This Is the Way The World Ends"?

  66. Chemical Polution . . ? by rderoko · · Score: 1

    This story could be included in the other one about How The World Might End. . . as the poem goes. . .this is the way the world will end, this is the way the world will end, not with a bang, but a whimper.

  67. More chance for nerds? Think again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lesbians FTW!

  68. Will this help our population problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it?

  69. Number 11+ by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This, and many other phenomena occurring due to overpopulation/pollution/etc. didn't make it into the previous story "This Is The Way The World Ends". The ones that did make it were for the most part enormous explosions and such (alien invasion? come on.) Those things are highly unlikely but spectacular. The truth will be spectacular only in retrospect, if there is anyone left to retrospect.

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  70. Farmers have been sonless for a generation by twostix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well not totally sonless, but many more girls are being born into rural areas than two generations ago.

    I come from a long line of farmers, though my fathers side got out in the '50s my mothers side all still own/run farms. We're not talking little hobby farms either.
    I spent a lot of time on those farms in my childhood and one thing I always remember was the massive sheds full of drums of toxic chemicals for use in various sheep and cattle dips, pesticides and vaccines. We're talking industrial scale with thousands of litres a year being used. Not to mention the big piles of petrochemcal fertilizers, lime and other bits and pieces laying around in the open.

    Now the interesting thing, 90% of my cousins on my mothers side are female. And I have a LOT of cousins. In fact both of my mothers brothers had four girls and only one boy EACH (8 girls to 2 boys). Now two data points does not mean much, but the thing is this is now extremely common out there and most of the families that I know of in the district now have families where daughters vastly outnumber sons. It's widely known and occasionally discussed, and it's only become so since my mothers generation. In her fathers generation it was a roughly even split. The general consensus is it's the toxic chemicals that gained popularity in the 50's that farmers are regularly exposed to (read drenched in).

    I remember when I was about 13 helping to dip sheep for the first time (kills all the bugs in the wool, basically the sheep get a high pressure shower with some sort of chemical concoction). Well for that whole week anytime I was anywhere near the spray, when I got even a whiff of the overspray if I was lucky it'd just be burning eyes, if I got a good dose I'd be running for the toilet, it was literally that toxic. The men operating the machine were drenched in it.

    1. Re:Farmers have been sonless for a generation by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      As a counterpoint, I grew up on a farm, and I'm one of two boys. The next closest neighbors had three boys and one girl, and the next closest neighbors had 3 boys. Maybe I lived in a clean area? But more likely personal analogies aren't safe to generalize to statistics. I have no idea what the national statistics are, though.

    2. Re:Farmers have been sonless for a generation by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's funny, because I can imagine if you balked at working with the chemicals, somebody would tell you to "stop being a pansy." Joke's on you, male stereotypes!

    3. Re:Farmers have been sonless for a generation by zrl · · Score: 1

      8 out of 8+2 is 80%. Are you saying that all of your cousins are male, but their are appeared to be 90% feminine?

    4. Re:Farmers have been sonless for a generation by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Be nice. He worked on a farm with a lot of chemicals when he was younger. /ducks

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    5. Re:Farmers have been sonless for a generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So did the chemicals affect your development at all? What's your penis size?

    6. Re:Farmers have been sonless for a generation by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 1

      ... and by funny, I mean... depressing.

  71. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by Lostlander · · Score: 1

    When dealing with animals I think your dealing more with -amory than -agamy as the latter deals with long term relationships where the prior deals mostly with the act of mating.

    I think with humans though competition gets fiercer because we have something called foresight. We can predict that when a female enters the monamorous relationship she is removed from our potentials therefore getting to her first and beating out the other guys becomes more important than if relationships can shift at a whim.

  72. Mormons, or FLDS? by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    Polygamy is here, today. Depending on your culture or country, it might be officially sanctioned (muslims if n=4, or mormons)

    As Zordak pointed out, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints doesn't do polygamy anymore. Are you thinking of the FLDS church, which formed when the mainstream LDS dropped polygamy?

    1. Re:Mormons, or FLDS? by onefriedrice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As an lds person, I don't think it's unreasonable to consider all related groups "Mormon" but you are right the mainstream Mormons have not done polygamy for a long time.

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    2. Re:Mormons, or FLDS? by Tom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, sorry for not differentiating the various small sects within one group of a specific subtype of one of the many abrahamic religions. Couldn't bother to. :-)

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    3. Re:Mormons, or FLDS? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Meh, I just classify all that stuff under "human behavior" and go program a computer...

    4. Re:Mormons, or FLDS? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      As LDS, you know and understand the principle of Eternal Marriage. If you ask around, you'll realize that widowers will re-marry in the Temple for Time and Eternity. Smith and Young both taught that one husband would be the god of many worlds. The more wives he had, the more worlds he would have. Young taught that you needed at least three wives to enter the Celestial Kingdom.

      Also, please note that nothing in The 1889 Manifesto revoked the standing of D&C 132.

      Oddly enough, widows also have the choice to re-marry for eternity. The idea being that they will be able to choose the husband who obtains the highest level of glory...

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    5. Re:Mormons, or FLDS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am thinking of the LSD which raised polygamy to new heights.
      Jezz, you guys take yerselves so seriously...

  73. Obligatory movie reference by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the ending of a popular movie... "Physics? Gentlemen, the World is threatened by chemistry!" :) The resemblance is frightening...

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  74. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by SickLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed. No wife on Earth, and virgins promised in heaven leads to ...

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  75. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Yep.

    1) The "Don't mate with my female(s)" instinct is wired pretty strongly in most males, many would be willing to kill even if they themselves would be killed in the end.

    That's a minus to society- two or more people become nonproductive. At the other end you might even have tribal warfare.

    2) You end with many young males without females, and not all of them are going to be spending their time on Slashdot.

    If you allow polygamy even if the ratio goes 2:1 it means the "studs" will get all the females :).

    The young males might blow themselves or other stuff/people up, or try to sneak a few attempts with someone else's harem, in which case see 1).

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  76. Major improvement. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    Wars will not be about actually slaughtering people, but hurting their feelings. Nice thing about that is that it doesn't damage the infrastructure so much.

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  77. Three Possibilities by quantaman · · Score: 1

    1. The chemicals cause a much higher rate of miscarriage for boys than girls, leading to the imbalance.

    2. The chemicals cause some boys to develop as girls, XY but with all the girl parts instead of boy parts.

    3. There's something wrong with the studies.

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    1. Re:Three Possibilities by man_ls · · Score: 1

      2. I think the combined incidence rate of complete male pseudohermaphroditism (46XY karyotype with full female morphology and normal female development, but there's a pair of testicles hiding somewhere) + a couple of other factors like a defective Testicular Development Factor (46XY with no testicles hiding anywhere), is in the 1 in 100,000 range.

      Low enough that you'll probably never run into one in your life. Then again, you wouldn't know it until you tried to reproduce with them, never were able to, had genetic testing done, and figured out what had happened.

  78. Upside by sjames · · Score: 1

    While this is a problem that needs to be addressed, there are 2 upsides.

    First, since it is a sort of assault on masculinity, the problem will actually be addressed once adequately publicized.

    The second is that we don't exactly have a population shortage these days. A reduced birthrate is good for us right now. It's the one way to reduce the population without a huge disaster and mass suffering.

  79. Testosterone and DHT? by Clarious · · Score: 1

    Will men with a lot of Testosterone or DHT be affected by this?

  80. Hard on the Heels by dcollins · · Score: 1

    "And a study at Rotterdam's Erasmus University showed that boys whose mothers had been exposed to PCBs grew up wanting to play with dolls and tea sets rather than with traditionally male toys. It also follows hard on the heels..."

    Mmmm, I'd love a new pair of shoes. What?

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  81. Debatable title... and what do we do about it? by icedcool · · Score: 1

    It says that men are really the weaker sex, I think this is false. I think generally both sex's are equal, just that the males organs are more sensitive to disruption.
    This has huge implications though... I've noticed girls posting on forums talking about how they are more interested in androgynous guys, and how they don't like the macho guys.

    I'm wondering if both species are taking a hit and becoming more androgynous.. not just males. Like the business woman who wants to be a man, or the man that plays with dolls and wants to be a woman.

    The next question ... How do we fix it? I think personally we have to start living smarter, and less eating McDonalds, and drinking shit. Furthermore one of the biggest staples of what we eat(soy) is highly saturated in phytoestrogens.

    So... what next?

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    1. Re:Debatable title... and what do we do about it? by man_ls · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if both species are taking a hit and becoming more androgynous.. not just males. Like the business woman who wants to be a man, or the man that plays with dolls and wants to be a woman.

      It's too early to be a biological response, I imagine (I'm in my mid-twenties, which means that this started to be noticed about the time I was born, which means it probably was around a little longer than that) but it's probably a cultural response. Gender roles are no longer as rigid as they once were, and a larger number of people recognize, value and desire some level of masculine traits in women, and some traditionally feminine traits in men, because of the greater level of perceived fitness they provide.

      The real test will be when my generation starts to reproduce, and when those children begin to select mates -- so, probably 30 years from now.

    2. Re:Debatable title... and what do we do about it? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      How do we fix it?

      Fortunately, I get several dozen emails a day on how to fix small penises.

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  82. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by Ihmhi · · Score: 1, Informative

    Monogamy (enforced by law/church) was a way of reducing societal violence.

    Exactly. It's worked so well, we haven't seen crimes of passion for generations.

    Oh wait.

  83. The real reason 2x0 = 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tenor of this comments thread makes it crystal clear why so many male Slashdot readers aren't getting any -- a large percentage of them are jaw-droppingly sexist assholes. Who would have guessed?

  84. Larger modified sweat glands? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Will these feminizing chemicals mean women who were already women end up with larger... tracks of land?

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    1. Re:Larger modified sweat glands? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Will these feminizing chemicals mean women who were already women end up with larger... tracks of land?

      <pedantic>
      tracts of land
      </pedantic>

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    2. Re:Larger modified sweat glands? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Damn it!

      Oh well, I guess I'll just have to dream of leaving tracks across... large tracts of land!

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    3. Re:Larger modified sweat glands? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Q: What do you call large areas of land contaminated by feminizing chemicals?

      A: Chick tracts.

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  85. look up "inter-sex" on web by peter303 · · Score: 1

    About one in a thousand births have physical sexual ambiguity. (Some inter-sex advocacy groups claim five in a thousand.) Sometimes the Y chromosome isnt expressed, or expressed late. Sometimes there are extras X's and Y's.
    When you consider the whole US or world popoulation this means enough people for a whole medical sub-specialty, considering the importance of sexin human affairs.

  86. Seriously? by fieldstone · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm amazed it took Slashdot (or anyone) twelve years to report on it. The very first report I wrote in high school - in 1996, as a freshman - was about the feminizing effects of environmental dioxins, and there was a meta-analysis showing the decline of global sperm counts even then. (And enough other data to fill several pages.) I've been warning people ever since, but it's nice to see the media finally catching up.

    1. Re:Seriously? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I'm amazed it took Slashdot (or anyone) twelve years to report on it.

      Although now that the story has finally appeared here, its comment section is all dumb jokes.

    2. Re:Seriously? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It hasn't. The story gets covered to a greater or lesser degree, almost constantly. I'm pretty sure there have even been discussions of it on Slashdot before.

    3. Re:Seriously? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Although now that the story has finally appeared here, its comment section is all dumb jokes.

      You must be new here.

  87. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  88. the solution by steak · · Score: 1

    10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of louie louie, and a regulation 2 story pantie raid ladder.

  89. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Informative

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  90. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by timeOday · · Score: 1

    This is the realization that church leaders (read religious nerds) came up with when they outlawed polygamy. If someone like them was ever gonna get some the attractive males had to be unavailable first.

    That doesn't add up. The guys at the top of the church who make the rules are the ones who always had scads of wives. When religion ruled the social order those guys were a meal ticket and a ticket to heaven all in one. And for the "lesser" males, well, they could still find work as eunuchs.

  91. Re:Males are more complicated in terms of engineer by Luyseyal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's rare, but you can get things like Swyer syndrome, where an apparently normal girl gets to be around sixteen and has never had a period or other signs of puberty. Examination reveals the girl has no functional ovaries and actually has a Y chromosome.

    This came up in the... Barcelona Olympics? I forget exactly, but there was a woman runner and during the course of testing, they discovered she's genetically male. They decided to let her run in the women's races, despite that. I read about it in my Child Developmental Psych textbook (which is at home, alas). It would make a great anecdote for that wikipedia article you cited.

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  92. Rush Limbaugh admits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Limbaugh now has to admit that America is turning into a nation of girly-men... and we have conservatives to blame for it.

    Cuz nothing says conservative more than toxic waste.

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  94. So now it's chemicals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before, it was just American women.

  95. spread the word, but, its nothing new by computerchimp · · Score: 1

    I remember 60 minutes doing a piece on the gender bending of animals in the everglades over 10 years ago. They reported that it was a big warning sign that this is happening right now to humans.

    How long did it take for the government to take action on the hazards of cigarettes?

    Thanks to salesmen, cheats, liars and lobbyists humans are the slowest animals on earth. CC

  96. "Pollution causes Gayness!"* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Pollution causes Gayness!"*

    * Who cares if it's true, that's the only way to get most guys to care about the environment.

    1. Re:"Pollution causes Gayness!"* by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

      Wait. What?

      I'm a registered green. But I'm also gay. And while political positions change teh gay don't.

      Paper? Plastic? How about both!

  97. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monogamy (enforced by law/church) was a way of reducing societal violence.

    Example: Muslim religion does not prohibit polygamy. A man can have up to four wives.

  98. Another Event Predicted by Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Model: After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.

    Moe: And penis is Russian for...?

  99. This is a bad thing ... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well since it is men brought unto us this global environmental catastrophe (and all the other ones too) in the first place, perhaps it is Just that males are being punished for it, (and the other catastrophes too).

    Perhaps the world will be a better place when the females are running things.

  100. Finally an Explanation by EvilVassago · · Score: 1

    Finally this article explains where this so called "Emo" trend came from. All these boys are dressing in girls clothes and being sad because of pollution.

  101. These are observed effects of chemical pollution. by baffled · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Imagine how many effects aren't obvious.

  102. For those interested in the Science... by mstanton · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here are some articles by some highly regarded green chemists about this concept.

    Terry Collins: Persuasive Communication about Matters of Great Urgency: Endocrine Disruption: http://pubs.acs.org/doi/full/10.1021/es800079k
    Shanna Swan: Decrease in Anogenital Distance among Male Infants with Prenatal Phthalate Exposure http://www.ehponline.org/members/2005/8100/8100.html

    My understanding is that *endocrine disruptors* are the chemical pollutants responsible for these gender shifts. EDs cause shifts in cellular development, which is particularly important because it is a very fragile process. For example, the fundamental difference (from a molecular perspective) between testosterone and estrogen is very subtle. Therefore minor mistakes can cause drastic changes depending upon the timing and dose of exposure. You don't want things to disrupt *how* your maleness cells develop. What scientists are beginning to find is that babies (in the womb) who have exposure to EDs during development are showing significant differences in the finalized male genitals.

    Today two types of endocrine disruptors: Bisphenol A and Phthalates are ubiquitous in our lives, namely in vinyl, PVC, and polycarbonate (plastics 3 and 7). Regulatory committees struggle to monitor the impact of these chemicals because of their ubiquitous application and the tiny size of what constitutes an *exposure* (something like 4 parts per trillion). Supposedly there have been lots of discussions in the scientific community about EDs since these findings started to come out in the mid 90s. However, its been a lot more talk than it has research and action.

    But I can't sell everybody short. There was a big Nalgene bottle recall last year for this exact reason. The state of California has banned EDs from pesticides. Companies like BornFree make baby products without EDs. It feels like its coming, awareness just isn't there yet.

    1. Re:For those interested in the Science... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      "Green chemist"? Sorry if I have some doubts about the credibility of a man who has already come to his conclusions before he does his research. You might as well say "Tobacco chemists recommend a pack of Laramies every day, to maintain your constitution."

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  103. God and the Big Bang by Dareth · · Score: 1

    These two are not mutually exclusive.

    God invented Mexican food first, after that, the Big Bang was pretty much inevitable!

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  104. Plastics... by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    And what do you think dolls and tea sets are made of? Plastics, of course. All those guys that used to say the future was in plastics were right. I, for one, welcome our new plastic fembot overlords.

  105. Phytoestrogens by Reziac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Look at phytoestrogens instead. The most common sources are soy products and flaxseed meal (which has about twice as much as soy does).

    http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/04phytoestrogens.htm
    http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/articles/phyto1.htm

    Anecdote: flaxseed meal is increasingly used in pet food. When I was feeding my kennel a diet with a significant amount of flaxseed meal, I had a marked increase of certain types of birth defects (mainly some degree of failure of midline closure) AND a 50% miss rate on breedings. Since I've gone to a flax-free diet, the birth defects have gone away, and my conception rate is back to the species norm of 85-90%.

    (Credential: I have almost 40 years professional experience in dogs.)

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    1. Re:Phytoestrogens by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Look at phytoestrogens instead. The most common sources are soy products and flaxseed meal (which has about twice as much as soy does).

      http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/04phytoestrogens.htm
      http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/articles/phyto1.htm

      Anecdote: flaxseed meal is increasingly used in pet food. When I was feeding my kennel a diet with a significant amount of flaxseed meal, I had a marked increase of certain types of birth defects (mainly some degree of failure of midline closure) AND a 50% miss rate on breedings. Since I've gone to a flax-free diet, the birth defects have gone away, and my conception rate is back to the species norm of 85-90%.

      (Credential: I have almost 40 years professional experience in dogs.)

      Actually, phytoestrogens are fairly harmless while a female animal is pregnant. Namely, their body is pumping out tons of estrogen to begin with. Thus, it's unlikely to be the cause of the teratogenic effects that you were seeing.

      However, phytoestrogens can significantly impact the sperm levels in male animals. This is because estrogens are antagonists for testosterone. If you dump enough estrogenic potential into a male, they won't be able to produce enough testosterone to allow for normal sperm production.

      What exactly do you mean by "failure of midline closure"? I'm intrigued in what this refers to... lol God, I'm turning into such a medical geek >_

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    2. Re:Phytoestrogens by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Not true. There are some good studies on the effects of phytoestrogens on dogs during fetal development; they're referenced from the linked site. IIRC (been a while since I read the papers), essentially you get underdeveloped male whelps, in addition to low sperm counts in adult males.

      Also, IIRC phytoestrogens displace the body's natural estrogen, which obviously is Not Good, since the displacing chemical Doesn't Work Right (rather like how CO displaces O2, with sub-optimal results).

      Also, during pregnancy the principle hormone is progesterone -- hit a pregnant bitch with a heavy dose of estrogen, and chances are she'll abort (and cycle back into season). Estrogen in fact is used as an abortificant in dogs, and sometimes is used to induce a heat cycle when the bitch is not cycling normally.

      Failure of midline closure: exactly that. Fetal development doesn't complete (I've forgotten the name of the layer of embryonic tissue involved :) so you get large hernias (rather like a surgical opening in the lower ribs and/or abdomen, not like an umbilical hernia), cleft palates, "unfinished lips" (giving an appearance of the mouth gaping too far back toward the jaw hinge; I don't know if this has a medical name, but such pups definitely appear "undercooked"), and more rarely, open skulls (which canine whelps normally do not have, except for a few toy breeds). Affected puppies are almost always males, and are usually born alive, but are nonviable even if not profoundly deformed (I'd guess the intestinal tract is also affected).

      I noticed the correlation with particular diets before I became aware of the cause. Once I learned about phytoestrogens, the connection was all too evident. (When you're feeding lots of dogs for a long lot of years, and have 95% of a biochem/microbiol degree, you notice many things about diet that normal people won't. :)

      Soybean meal doesn't seem to have the same effect in dogs, but I'd guess that's because of the excess mucus it causes, and generally poor absorption. Flaxseed meal has no such digestive issue.

      Gods, I'm a dog geek... I think that may be more freaky than being a medical geek. :D

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    3. Re:Phytoestrogens by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Actually, phytoestrogens work less efficiently than natural estrogens, which of course is different than CO binding much more strongly with hemoglobin than O2, to fatal events.

      It's entirely possible that the estrogen is necessary for the animal to correctly um... fuse. In that case in male dogs, the lack of natural estrogen along with the competition from the less active phytoestrogens probably leads to the issue. I wouldn't know without more knowledge about fetal development in dogs.

      I do know from the human side, that estrogen isn't an essential nutrient to the fetus, because the mother floods the fetus with tons of estrogen. As a result, its pretty well established by eons of successful human reproduction that it's not a significant factor in the dimorphism of males and females in humans.

      Meh, as long as we always have a person to chat with. :)

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    4. Re:Phytoestrogens by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the net result is the same -- the body winds up with less of the Real Thing to work with. And that is, to my grok, the basic issue with phytoestrogens. Due to that, there's some concern that they have pro-cancer effects in females, too.

      Might be that the more rapidly a fetus develops, the more dependent it is on the hormone system being Exactly Right. Humans - 9 months. Dogs - 9 weeks (in Real Life, usually 61 days, but they're viable without special care at 56 days). Mice (which per some studies are profoundly affected) -- what is it, 2 weeks??

      We reproduce fine as we evolved to do (obviously, or we wouldn't be here :) But what happens to a human fetus when you effectively REMOVE the mother's natural estrogen by replacing it with PhytoFakeEstrogen?? That's Not A Normal Situation -- particularly since we didn't evolve to eat soy products!

      BTW, as a writer, and a non-fan of AltMed, I love your sig :)

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    5. Re:Phytoestrogens by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      We reproduce fine as we evolved to do (obviously, or we wouldn't be here :) But what happens to a human fetus when you effectively REMOVE the mother's natural estrogen by replacing it with PhytoFakeEstrogen?? That's Not A Normal Situation -- particularly since we didn't evolve to eat soy products!

      We didn't evolve to eat anything in particular at all. We did however evolve to have a diet that can contain soy.

      However, just like anything else, if you only eat one thing all the time, you're going to suffer from malnutrition before anything else, and if you eat primarily only X with just enough variety to stave off malnutrition, then you're likely to suffer ill effects no matter WHAT you're eating. :)

      Oh, and yeah, I love my sig too... AltMed I think is making such a comeback in the USA because it's the only "medical" care that is affordable anymore... People hate doctors and western medicine because they're sick of the profit mongering... look at most countries where they have socialized healthcare, I'm willing to bet that they generally have weaker beliefs in AltMeds.

      No, this is not to say that AltMed can't help. Accupunture has been shown to have positive effects... however it has also been shown that random accupunture is just as successful as intentional. Likewise, chiropractors can help with some back pains. And homeopathy is a nice safe (from a legal standpoint) way of prescribing a placebo. I mean, if your patient realizes what you really prescribed when he gave you a prescription for "Obecalp", then you're in legal danger of malpractice... however if you send them to a homeopath, knowing that it's just a placebo, then you're ok. *laugh* And, sometimes, people just need a placebo... hehe

      However, as noted... neither chiropractors nor grammar nazis are qualified to actually evaluate the fields that they typically claim knowledge over.

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  106. General Ripper was Right by perry64 · · Score: 1

    They are sapping our Precious Bodily Fluids. Luckily, there is an answer:

    "I do not deny myself women, Mandrake, but I do withhold my essence from them...."

  107. Re:Bunk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, leanest, rootin-est, tootin-est, sharp-damned-shootin-est man you ever had the bad luck to meet! I can drink longer, fight harder, shout louder and piss further than any other man in the Yukon, and anyone who doesn't believe me can step outside!

    I'm just a typical Slashdotter and I'm diddling your daughter and your wife. Curiously, they both really, really like it in the butt, although momma is much better at oral. I taught her that thing she does with her tongue you enjoy so much, BTW.

    So what's you point exactly, Fun Guy?

  108. the big bat by systematical · · Score: 1

    You all made fun of me for eating all that hippy organic food my mom feed me when I was a youngin, but look who is swinging the big bat now!

  109. heh, heh, heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The schoolyard bullies and varsity jocks of the future will come from the families of all the vegan, organic food eating, peace loving, people who're having kids today. I just love the irony...

  110. PCB = Polychlorinated Biphenyl by TheTony · · Score: 1

    The acronyms are both valid, but in the context of the Rotterdam study, PCBs are PolyClorinated Biphenyls (a type of chlorinated hydrocarbon), not Printed Circuit Boards. For the record, PCBs (the former) have been banned in the states for nearly 30 years.

  111. Main cause of men death in future ... by neilobremski · · Score: 1
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  112. Cultural Influence and gender by Guppy · · Score: 1

    The choice of playing with dolls, tea sets or cars is CULTURAL and not genetic. This have been proved in numerous scientific researches.

    I just wanted to point out something to all the folks about the point above -- yes, gender roles are cultural.

    However, you have to consider, gender roles were cultural long time ago, just as they are now now. So the question is, are more boys now choosing to affiliate themselves with the cultural role that they see female characters portraying, instead of the cultural roles they see their own gender portraying, compared with the number that chose to affiliate themselves a few decades ago?

    And if so, is it because our culture has changed, or is it because our boys have changed? The culture-specifics of gender roles are unimportant. What is important is that there are separate roles.

  113. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but 4 is the limit.

  114. Mother Nature's revenge by macraig · · Score: 1

    Mother Nature will yet have her revenge for the insult and injury of gross overpopulation, eh? The World Wars Project didn't pan out as well as expected, but maybe this one will.

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  116. Exactly, *marriage* is the problem for any 'n' by echtertyp · · Score: 1

    Whether n = 1, 2, or 20, *marriage* to n females is misery in most cases. The solution is pretty obvious: do away with marriage. This is happening in Scandinavia and coincidentally, worldwide, people are happiest in Scandinavia. Happier then our God-fearin' marriage addicted U.S. of A. Marriage is a dull institution that flattens womens' potential as human beings, and for men, well, aside from the obvious "it sucks" I can't say it any better than this well researched and insightful piece... based on 2000 in depth interviews: http://www.martynemko.com/articles/men-as-beasts-burden_id1228

  117. SWEET! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This rules! in 10 years, the U.S will have to change the marriage laws to allow Gay marriage, and 3 girls per straight guy.

    I don't think any straight male on earth will complain.

  118. Girls Bravo by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    That's what I'm thinking about. Right now. Holy shit.

  119. Hoo boy... by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 0, Troll

    Talk about old news! The whole Endocrine Disrupter hoax was debunked several years ago. But of course, facts have never mattered to the anti-Industrial-Age robots of the Left, now have they?

    They're probably figuring that with an anti-business democratic socialist about to take the highest office in the US, they proabably have a chance getting this retread of a hoax to fly....

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  120. Yay :D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always love it when stories like this come out. Whenever a study on gender or what have you comes out, you get 50 people trying to be comedians and 1 person trying to state an interesting observation or point. I can, however, take some small comfort by curling up in the corner in the fetal position and repeating to myself, "It's not digg, yet..." Thank you for nothing. :P

  121. Yeah, right. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Ahem... I blame internet porn!

    Yeah, right. The male population in frogs and alligators in north america has decreased due to them watching to much internet porn. And not because US petrochem and modern lifestyle shit puts PCBs in *everything* and amphibious animals are very sensitive to enviromental damages. ...
    How the f*ck does something like this get modded +5 insightfull? RTFA and do some googleing, for heavens sake.

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    1. Re:Yeah, right. by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I did RTFA (I know, bad habit!). In case you're new to English comprehension, the "I blame porn" line was sarcasm/humor, but the rest was a genuine concern of mine.

      We live in a world where all media are throwing bullshit at us, perhaps more than ever before. A little skepticism is healthy and necessary. It's unfortunate that you don't understand or agree with my views but hey, that's why we're debating on the internet.

      The fact that I got modded insightful might mean that I stuck a chord with a few people. It doesn't mean I'm right or wrong, just insightful :)

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  122. Good News! Good News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is quite good news! I was concerned about the population problem,but I should have known that nature, which is loaded with feed-back loops, would correct the problem!

  123. Chemicals had nothing to do with it. by TOGSolid · · Score: 0

    These emo twats growing up with barney and then the rise of talentless ass clowns like Fallout Boy and My Chemical Romance had everything to do with it. I thought we had established this years ago?

  124. Total, delusional, partisan lunatic BS. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    It's not the pollution that is the problem, its the nutcases that are out there in the green movement. The green movement has linked itself to a wide range of radical liberal issues that include an assault on christianity as one of its planks. For that, I think it reasonable for a cynical mind to question whether the environmental motives of the green movement are really just about the environment, or are part of an anti-american agenda.

    There's just so much wrong here I don't know where to start.

    First, are you suggesting that feminization problems (a) don't exist, or (b) are somehow *caused by* the green movement instead of oestrogenic chemicals whose effects have been documented for decades?

    Second -- ignoring the delusion that the Left is all about destroying faith and America -- are you somehow saying that "assaulting Christianity" means that one can't like to have clean air and water for real? Are you somehow saying that wanting to be free from pollution arises not out of self-interest in being healthy but from "hating America?"

    Third, what exactly is pro-America and pro-Christianity about ignoring our stewardship duties? God did not give us this world to make into our personal pigpen, for us to roll in our feces in a celebration of consumption over the health of ourselves, our neighbors, and our children. Saying that being anti-pollution and wanting to reign in industrial greed is anti-God means that you have forgotten that one cannot serve both God and Mammon. Guess which one you're actually advocating service to?

    Many of us in the environmental movement are Christians, and we are passionate about the environment *because* of what Jesus taught us about our duties to least amongst us (who suffer the worst brunt of pollution) and because we believe that creation was not given to us to freely desecrate in the assumption that our generation is the last one that matters.

    Fourth, who actually loves our country? People who want to whiz all over it in the hopes that God will end it all before the check is due or people who want to preserve our country and its people for generation and generation to come? A virulently "Me Generation" attitude or one that looks to help their fellow Americans? People who demand the *best* of their country or those that demand the *least* of it?

    Still, for all of that, you see the pattern of the Republicans (except for W), being the party that actually gets major environmental legislation passed. Let's see:

    EPA - founded by Nixon
    Clean Air Act, Clean Water Act, Nixon, then, extended by Bush Sr...
    Bush Jr - creates largest protected eco area around the Hawaiian islands.

    Dear Lord, you have drank deeply of the Kool-Aid. Not surprising given the dreck above this that you're so far into delusional partisan land that not only do you declare environmentalists to all be evil destroyers of everything Good in life and yet their loyal opposition is the one who actually does all the good work (which isn't good when THEY want it done).

    Nixon was president during one of the strongest eras of liberal politics in the nation, pre Goldwater revolution. People were predicting the death of the Republican party. He had a strong and powerful veto-proof Democratic majority Congress writing all of these laws. He had no choice but to sign them, especially with overwhelming public support behind them.

    And if you honestly think that W. has been more in favor environmental regulation than an opponent, you are frankly delusional. Anyone remember early in his Presidency the move to rollback Clinton era limits to arsenic in the drinking water from mining run-off? How about deciding that mercury wasn't a pollutant under the Clean Air Act? Refusing to sign Kyoto and dragging his heels on climate change all while pushing us to drill and consume as much oil as possible? ("We need an energy plan that encourages consumption," remember?) The EPA dragging its heels on coming up with a

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  125. As that dirty perv Freud would say... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    I played with old electrical transformer as a kid, practically bathing in PCBs. It didn't hurt me any. People see me comin', and it's "Lock up your wives, your daughters and your good silver, Joe's a-comin!"

    I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, leanest, rootin-est, tootin-est, sharp-damned-shootin-est man you ever had the bad luck to meet! I can drink longer, fight harder, shout louder and piss further than any other man in the Yukon, and anyone who doesn't believe me can step outside!

    Somebody's compensating for something. *Nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

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  126. Thomas Friedman by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Now we know how the world will really end.

    I'm pretty sure that's not what Thomas Friedman meant when he wrote the book, "Hot, Flat, and Crowded."

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  127. Same Ole Shi... by dajalas · · Score: 1

    Those alarmed by this story should realize there are no peer-reviewed science papers showing this is happening to humans.

  128. Re:Relevent Movie by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

    Really? I thought you were thinking of this one

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  129. Actually... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Will these feminizing chemicals mean women who were already women end up with larger... tracks of land?

    Can't say if this results in larger breasts *after* everyone is normally supposed to finish growing, but it certainly results in them before that point.

    Early puberty for girls has been a cause of concern in recent decades as people have started to notice. Girls starting to develop breasts at age 2 and pubic hair at 4 are not unheard of now in poorer communities (which are likely to suffer from all of the potential risk factors: unhealthy diet & weight gain, low birth weight, exposure to pollutants, hormones in cheaper food, minority racial backgrounds, exposure to a hypersexualized culture, etc.).

    Also, we don't have evidence that early physical sexualization has coincided with any earlier mental and emotional maturation. So, the old, "If there's grass on the field" half-joke has become a bit sicker in recent times.

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  130. Pussification of our nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this explain emo?

  131. So True by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    This is modded funny, but only because it's true. I saw that in my own children when they were little.

    My wife and I had the same pool of toys for the kids when they were little (under age 2 or so). See if you can guess the gender of the kid who:

    1. Picked up a doll, threw it on the floor, and then bludgeoned it repeatedly with a hammer
    2. Took a firetruck and put a blanket over it, tucked it into bed, read it an imaginary story, and give it a kiss goodnight?
    3. Took oversized legos and built a massive structure with it in order to smash it
    4. Took oversized legos and baked a cake and threw me the cutest little birthday party

    Look, we didn't encourage any of this behavior, so we were surprised as anyone. And a lot of this happened before the kids even had gender awareness (18mos or so). How could they take cues from society about what their gender was supposed to do before they even knew their own gender?

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  132. On the bright side... by mhaskell · · Score: 1

    As the human race slowly dies out, at least we will go out with more style...

  133. Estrogens from birth control pills in wastewater by toxfox · · Score: 2, Informative

    I haven't seen anyone comment yet about an interesting angle to this story - what the author considers to be the main source of the problem: "Half the male fish in British lowland rivers have been found to be developing eggs in their testes; in some stretches all male roaches have been found to be changing sex in this way. Female hormones - largely from the contraceptive pills which pass unaltered through sewage treatment - are partly responsible, while more than three-quarters of sewage works have been found also to be discharging demasculinising man-made chemicals. Feminising effects have now been discovered in a host of freshwater fish species as far away as Japan and Benin, in Africa, and in sea fish in the North Sea, the Mediterranean, Osaka Bay in Japan and Puget Sound on the US west coast."

  134. China then? by BigAssRat · · Score: 1

    China shouldn't have a male birth any time in the near future if this is really the case.

  135. On the other hand by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, I've been noticing more girls playing with "boys'" toys and in "boys'" activities.

    One example, I've been seeing more girls playing laser tag - mixed teams, girls vs boys and girls vs girls.

    Another example, I'm a member of a local robotics club that mentors several FIRST and FIRST Lego League teams. While I don't know the official statistics, I definitely see an increasing number of girls on the teams.

    Also, from listening to the kids, I hear more and more girls talking about building electronics kits and even model railroads.

    I suppose this could be a social reaction to increasing numbers of girls and/or "feminisation" pf boys (IE, the sons we don't have).

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  136. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by Hucko · · Score: 2, Funny

    5 is right out?

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  137. also heard about the pill seeping into water by crowne · · Score: 0

    I also heard a story about our water sources being saturated with female hormones from birth control pills. The hormones do not break down, and were apparently found in arctic samples.

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  138. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between crimes of passion and having to battle your competitors (possibly to the death), don't you think?

  139. Simple solution by comanderlink · · Score: 1

    Just add testosterone to the water. Instant manliness.

  140. Soy and population control. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Soy is in everything. I did a walk-around my local grocery store a couple of years back and found that about 70-80% of all products contained soy in some fashion or other.

    If you want your population to be more manageable, knocking the fight out of them through the feed is a pretty straight-forward way to do it. The hard sell on soy into every sector of the food industry has been pretty astonishing. It should be mentioned that Monsanto played an enormous role in establishing this trend, with their premier roundup-ready crop being soy.

    From Aspartame, to GM crops, to the soy scam, to, (the most recent thing in the news), the 1000's of suiciding farmers in India, Monsanto almost qualifies for the mantle of, "Evil Bond Villain".

    -FL

  141. so if it's my parents fault i'm a faggot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean I can sue them for kicking me out for being a faggot?

  142. Simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Control the Men. Control the society.

  143. POLLUTION FTW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally! Some great news! Fewer people (reduced sperm counts) and more chicks (w00t)!

  144. Except methane. Oops. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Technically, those are all elements, not chemicals, the way you are using them.

    Except methane. I missed that one on first reading. Rest of the post still stands.

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  145. yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is the best news i've read in a long time, less boys all the better! less masculine, more caring and nurturing boys who don't just like trucks and wrestling, also all the better!

  146. A lot of talking while saying very little by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

    I'm glad there's some informed conversation in the comments here, the lack of historical comparisons in the article made it next to useless.

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  147. What can we do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I want to know is what can one do to try to curb any of the affects of this? What lifestyle changes can I make to keep my masculinity?

  148. Fluoridation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It all started with the fluoridation of the water supply ;-)

  149. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    Isn't "battling your sexual competitor to the death" the very definition of a crime of passion?

    Jim wants Jill. Mike is dating Jill. Jill cheats on Mike with Jim. Mike finds out. Mike kills Jim, or Jim kills Mike, etc. etc.

  150. God and the Big Bang by h4x354x0r · · Score: 1

    God and in the Big-Bang: Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!... BANG! - No problem believing in that!

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  151. Re:Unfortunately, in reality most likely different by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

    Yes, but in humans it's unusual and disruptive; thus it is a crime. For a lot of animals it's not only normal, but rather it's the only way to secure a mate.

  152. Re:Males are more complicated in terms of engineer by snowgirl · · Score: 1

    The 'default' body plan for mammals is female. Left to itself, an embryo will develop (mostly) female unless specific steps are taken at specific times. Developing a male means (a) suppressing female development paths, and (b) initiating male development paths. (And yes, those are two separate steps. Sometimes (a) doesn't happen even though (b) does, and you get hermaphrodism.

    It's rare, but you can get things like Swyer syndrome, where an apparently normal girl gets to be around sixteen and has never had a period or other signs of puberty. Examination reveals the girl has no functional ovaries and actually has a Y chromosome.

    (This has other implications, so far as I can see. When something's more complicated to make, that means there are more ways for it to go wrong...)

    Actually, it's a little different. Since the masculine parts by and in large develop from the same parts as the feminine parts, they are dimorphic... you get one or you get the other. The ovaries and testes are like that. They develop from a common precedent in the body. The same with the labial-scrotal folds, and the clitoral-penile protrusion.

    However, there are female parts that are not directly competitive against male counter parts, those would be the Müllerian ducts. A man can have a uterus. Usually, it's not found until they have to go in and do some exploratory surgery or something like that for an appendix, or whatever. Basically, the guy goes in to get his appendix taken out, and is met in post-op with the news "oh, btw, we found a uterus, and removed it for you. It's perfectly normal, don't freak out."

    "Hermaphotism" doesn't actually occur, it requires the existence of male and female gonads at the same time. Ok, correction, you can end up with a chimeric individual who develops one testis through one gene line, and an ovary through the other gene line. This is by far even more unlikely than any form of intersexuality.

    The most common result of pronounced intersexuality is when the doctor pulls the baby out of the vagina, looks at it, and says, "oh dear... this baby has a very shallow vagina, slightly fused labial-scrotal folds, a urethra that exits at the bases of the penis? which could also just be a really big clitoris..."

    Either way, you're _NOT_ going to end up with a penis and a vagina on the same individual without surgical intervention...

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  153. Thit! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Thurly thith nathty thtuff can't be true, you thilly boy.

  154. Re:That sucks 15 times a day by aqk · · Score: 1

    ??
    Surely, if this man can do it 15 times a day and never sleep

      Wha?

    AC, you talkin' 'bout postin' to /. 15 times day?

    Yeah, the babes are really impressed....

  155. As I always suspected... by Slur · · Score: 1

    I am a man born way before her time.

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  156. Fake site by phil_ps · · Score: 1

    I clicked on a link from the site to one of their references and my virus checker went crazy. This site is fake.

  157. Why has no one called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Captain Planet? He will take down the chemical polluting bad guys!

  158. Could be worse by RichiH · · Score: 1

    The [human] race would be in deeper trouble without females than without males.

  159. Mormons != Polygamist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure why a 150-year-old myth is still around.

  160. Uh-oh by warGod3 · · Score: 1

    My penis isn't going to fall off, is it?

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  161. I know why. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly, when I returned some expired birth control to the pharmacy, they looked at me like I was a hero. Apparently most people just flush it or toss it in the trash.

    Actually, I have noticed that guys tend to be less, um, tough or manly in my generation. What's a good way to tell your boyfriend to toughen up? I wish I knew. My bf is 10 times more needy and emotional than I am. It's mentally exhausting.

  162. future amazonian response by GypsyLatrell · · Score: 1

    as a future amazonian woman, I shall take this opportunity to submit my formal offer to begin taking applications.. applications can be sent to gypsylatrell at gmail dot com hehe

  163. Or he read into the Nintendo-Power hype. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remembered when I could run faster, jump higher, get free (wo)men, shoot more ammunition, all the mods. All I needed were the codes...

  164. A motorcycle does that just fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are wasting your entire day when one ride to work or a drive-through diner and a single trip to the bathroom at arrival will accomplish. And when you need to remember that reproduction fails inheritance when you have no security. Environmental disorder is causing all this, and it is bad that your psyche can't control the effects of it any longer. Man exitted the animal kingdom with abilities of self-control, and greater than the plant-kingdom without seasonal inflections to growth and sustenance.

  165. RTFD, let alone RTFA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOTHERS who were exposed to PCBs, not children.

  166. What happened to the Scientific info on this site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is some info along with Biology info for you horn dogs on the marvel that is the human body. Higher amounts of female chemicals does not mean there will be more women because one in countries like Russia the male to female birth ratio gives no indication of the future male to female ratio since the women tend to more likely have an abortion if the baby is a girl and not if a boy. Russia is not the only country that has this problem India and China have it too so look at the male to female ratio after the age 5 it then shows that there are more men than there are women. In fact since India and china have such huge populations and so many of their citizens are relocating to other countries that according world census there is an increasing trend of more man than women on less you count people older than 50 than the US has way more women then men, HA. If one of those countries improved their male to female ratios than the one would offset the other and if both did yes in that case there would be more women in the world then men.

            The second reason and this one brings up the marvel of the human body is that males and females both have testosterone and estrogen, males having more testosterone and females more estrogen. When men have an overabundance of estrogen they produce more testosterone this does not mean they will act feministic just more hormonal think teenager hormonal. This explains why grownups today act so hormonal and is a disturbing notion to look forward to considering if grownups are more hormonal than how much more hormonal will be teenagers. This also explains why male baldness is more common since more estrogen means more testosterone and more testosterone means baldness. I know this because I am balding and is why I am posting this as an anonymous coward for what I am about to say, it is better to accept having an overabundance of estrogen and be balding then to have the cure since the solution can have unexpected side effects. Why do I say this is because one of the possible side effects from hair regrowth products is manboobs, which is why cosmetic surgery in this recession is doing good business even though women are having less work done because more men are having breast reduction surgery.

            So to you male horn dogs I have bad news, more bad news, some good news, and bad news again. The bad news is that there is more women then men, more bad news is it is not going to get better so do not expect women to become desperate, the some good news is the overabundance of estrogen effects on women is larger breasts, and the bad news again is because women having larger breasts means they will have more control over us. So to you geek women reading this admit it the odds are in your favor if you feel despair it is not because of the numbers it is because who you desire. What do you expect if grownup men are behaving more like teenagers because of hormones and remembering high school there are three personality types for male teenagers and all three are immature. Mature grownups have many unique personality types for each person and so a higher chance a women will find a type they will like. So to you women be thankful for what you got do you have to beg for a date like guys do and get rejected.

    I hope this helps someone. I wish I found this article sooner and hope someone reads this.

  167. Less sperm in semen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously the solution is more semen during impregnation attempts (fucking). So ladies... no headaches allowed, we need to save the human race!

  168. THis is OT, but I can't resist by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    *turns in whitespace device* No, you can't! Muhuhahauauhahuahua! *ducks*

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  169. Smaller penises? Don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess what? I'm gay and my penis is statistically larger than average. I'm bigger than you.

    So much for chemical pollution destroying masculinity.