Slashdot Mirror


User: Rob+T+Firefly

Rob+T+Firefly's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
2,524
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 2,524

  1. This just in: rumors!!! on Star Wars and Raph Leave SOE? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Slow news day?

  2. Re:Coolest Looking Supercomputers on Cray Introduces Adaptive Supercomputing · · Score: 1

    Who says you can't combine a Cray and a portable!

  3. Re:To be honest. on Where are the Boundaries to Open Source? · · Score: 1

    There are always a few intangible boundaries set when jumping into OSS, such as the boundary between a programmer and the potential future Gates-like empire built upon selling software licenses to closed code.

  4. Re:What? on First Steps Toward Artificial Gravity · · Score: 4, Funny

    but we don't call that artificial electricity.

    Obviously that's because if they let on that it was artificial, elitist snobs would demand the real thing.

    Like that time I got slapped for giving that lady artifical respiration..

  5. Xbox code on 60% Of Windows Vista Code To Be Rewritten · · Score: 4, Funny
    Microsoft has pulled programmers from the highly succesful Xbox team to help resolve many problems associated with entertainment and media centre functionality inside the OS.

    Xbox code in Vista! Think of the possibilites!!

    When we get the Blue Screen of Death we can simply wait a few seconds and respawn somewhere nearby our original desktop.

    We can use a Gameshark to hack ourselves more time or chances to get our work done.

    We can whip out a plasma rifle from "Halo" to frag Clippy with.

  6. Contest! on AjaxWrite to "Compete" with MS Word · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    First non-ironic mention of worst-buzzword-on-Earth contender "Web 2.0" wins a goatse link.

  7. I believe I speak for most of Slashdot when I say on Adults Love Video Games · · Score: 2, Insightful

    well, DUH.

    The first batch of kids in history to grow up playing videogames are now adults with the money to afford today's largely exorbitant game prices, and the age to be able to play games rated as violent/sexy/socially unredeeming as they want to.

  8. Do what now? on Highly Critical Hole Found in IE · · Score: 5, Funny

    TFA: Microsoft plans to release a pre-patch advisory with workarounds for a "highly critical" vulnerability that could put millions of Internet Explorer users at the mercy of malicious hackers

    So this article updates us to the fact that they plan to update us with an article prior to the update?

  9. Richard Garriott on GDC - Trials of Tabula Rasa · · Score: 2, Informative

    The younger gamers out there who've never heard of Garriott/Lord British would do well to check out his Wikipedia entry and learn of his awesomeness.

  10. Re:In other news... Microsoft employees revolting! on CBS Coming to the Produce Aisle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft employees revolting!!!

    They certainly are! *rimshot*

  11. Re:TV-B-Gone on CBS Coming to the Produce Aisle · · Score: 1

    I can tell you from experience, they are fantastic in stores like that, and usually work on the big expensive plasma models favored by ad monkeys.

  12. Re:Service evolution on Yahoo! Messenger Gets Phone Service · · Score: 1

    Maybe now, we can finally fight back against your monopoly by cutting off your line. Why not a cable line? Or better yet, why not ditch the duopoly and go wireless for everything?

    In my house it is indeed a cable line, piping in digital TV, VOIP phone, and my beloved cable modem. I do worry that when everything is swallowed into big enough chunks, they'll get just as bad as Bell was 30 years ago.

    As for wireless, the only problem I can see there is bandwidth. The airwaves are cluttered with massive amounts of crap even now. Unless they find some superb compression schemes that allow everyone to get their tv/phone/net data all at once 24/7 (as an early adopter of Cable Internet, I used to take a performance hit when enough of my neighbors were online at the same time) and a broadcast scheme that isn't as susceptible to weather and other interference as today's wireless devices are (ever tried to tune an old satellite dish in a storm?) we will still need the solid wire. Cable is spearheading this model, it's got decent bandwidth, and many cable providers have jumped to fiberoptic for their major high-capacity trunks.

  13. Neato! on Fanless Nano-ITX Motherboard Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.. in a single ATX tower!

  14. Service evolution on Yahoo! Messenger Gets Phone Service · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Phone service for $2.99 monthly won't make people run out and replace their traditional phones. But, "we see a continual chipping away at the traditional model," says Maribel Lopez, an analyst with Forrester Research. "And this really hurts the future phone business."

    The future of the traditional model will continue to drift as it has been, to mobile phones and broadband digital services. Yet another milestone on the path to having a unified telecom service provider stick just one line into your home for everything.

  15. EXTERMINATE! on Cicerobot, Your Next Museum Guide · · Score: 2, Funny

    No priceless work of art is safe from Museum Dalek!!!

  16. But...! on World's Slimmest Phone · · Score: 1

    Can it core a apple, oh Chef of the Future?

  17. Vital knowledge on Required Knowledge for a Career in Network Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    You must be able to quote at least 75% of the movie "Hackers," 85% of "War Games," and for extra credit about 10-20% of either "Swordfish" or "The Lawnmower Man."

  18. Nice one, Bill. on MS Announces Open XML Formats Developer Group · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gates noted that the new group, to be known as the Open XML Formats Developer Group, brings together three of his favorite words--"open," "XML," and "developer." "No organization is good unless you put 'open' " in there, Gates said.

    So when exactly can we expect MicroOpenSoft to release OpenWindows?

  19. Great plot! on Meet the Botnet Hunters · · Score: 4, Funny

    This whole loose-knit bunch of humans doing their part against a force of cold, malignant bots has a great edge to it! Someone should make a movie or three like this.

  20. 100 episodes, eh? on New Star Wars TV Series Confirmed · · Score: 3, Funny

    I predict that by the time episode 100 premieres, Lucas will have already re-released heavily re-edited "Special Editions" of episodes 1-47.

  21. Wrong spelling! on FBI Agents Don't Have Email Access · · Score: 1, Funny

    Isn't it obvious? They're G-men, they need G-mail.

  22. That's really the wrong spin to put on it. on Former Hacker Irks Microsoft in EU Dispute · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whoever this guy is, to say an expert witness in court of law is the one "causing problems" for anyone is a wild distortion of the role of an expert witness. Barrett's job in this situation is ostensibly to give a neutral, factual examination of the evidence, as relates to his field of expertise. His skills qualify him to dumb technical facts down so that the court can understand it. He is, more or less, a talking piece of evidence. MS or anyone else blaming him for causing any sort of problems is like Colonel Mustard blaming the lead pipe.

  23. New tagline on Nike and Google launch Joga.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    G o o o o o o o o o o a l!!!!!!!!!!

  24. What kind of cracked out world are we living in.. on No New Series of Futurama · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ..when Billy West's word isn't complete and total law?

  25. MS business plan on Microsoft To Construct iPod/DS/PSP Killer · · Score: 1

    1 - Obtain list of most popular gadgets. 2 - Tout latest MS product as "[names of all said gadgets]-Killer." 3 - Ignore collective groan of entire human race. 4 - Profit..?