User: XCDBFPL

Re:Standard Scientology practice

On: Church of Scientology Enlisting Followers In Censorship

Not true. For only $400 I've learned frost trap and my next spell for $800 will be how to handle car wrecks.

flops

On: US Regains Supercomputing Crown, Besting China and Japan

If flops is the metric then Italian soccer is the fastest computer in the world.

Eve

On: Crowdsourcing Game Helps Diagnose Infectious Diseases

I hope the player base of Eve Online does not discover this game.

Re:That seems weird to me

On: Scientist Who Oversaw OPERA's Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Study Resigns

What you guys are missing is that the mainstream press reported on this the day before the findings were announced. Only neutrinos going through rock could get to these reporters before it actually happened!

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On: Mystery of Duqu Programming Language Solved

Pretty sure this was written for SD-6 at the direction of Arvin Sloane.

Football

On: NYC To Open 1st High School Dedicated To Software

I bet they will have a very good football team.

Re:I recognize a few words

On: Skilled Readers Recognize Words By Shape

Most of that word comes in pairs, as does the subject, unless you are in a rebel bar on Mars.

Sweatpants

On: Tying Molecules In Knots

Sorry guys, I did this knot with my sweatpants drawstring like 6 months ago.

Re:Parking in Handicap

On: Steve Jobs' Missing License Plate

Perhaps he felt with such a small slice of the pc market he was entitled.

one word for you NASA

On: NASA To Test New Atomic Clock

Sundial.

Re:Ghetto

On: Tokyo's Geek Ghetto

"Tango" would be more appropiate.

Intelligent Backup

On: Extinct Wildflower Found In California

Obviously the being reponsible for Intelligent Design had the foresight to backup this flower. Restore only took 70 years... sounds like where I work.

Re:It's The Sims!

On: Sims 2 Hacks Spread Like Viruses

wasn't there a star trek:tng episode about this?