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Steve Jobs' Missing License Plate

An anonymous reader writes "One of the famous stories about Steve Jobs is that he used to drive around in a Mercedez Benz sports car with no license plates, and that he would sometimes park in Handicapped spots on Apple's Cupertino campus. Jon Callas, who used to work on OS security at Apple, explains how Jobs was able to do this legally."

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  1. Legally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And with a great deal of money.

    1. Re:Legally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To think some conspiracy theorists think laws are only for the poor...

      It's a fair point about the parking tickets though, when you're a billionaire it's really hard to find small change to feed the meter with. Anyone with a new high end car should be exempt from parking charges for this reason.

    2. Re:Legally... by Ossifer · · Score: 2

      Yeah it's a good thing he didn't let his fortune change him...

      Swapping luxury vehicles every six months, parking scofflaw, ...

    3. Re:Legally... by chill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are making the assumption his ego wasn't this big before he made his money. From all indications, it was. His fortune didn't change him. It just let him act on some of his impulses.

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    4. Re:Legally... by Tharsman · · Score: 2

      Yeah it's a good thing he didn't let his fortune change him...

      Swapping luxury vehicles every six months, parking scofflaw, ...

      He did the illegal parking and tagless thing beforehe had his fortune. Getting his fortune just enabled him to use a legal loophole to keep doing what he always did in a legal fashion.

    5. Re:Legally... by Ossifer · · Score: 1

      Good point.

    6. Re:Legally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying hes always been a rude ignorant asshole? No surprises there.

    7. Re:Legally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To think some conspiracy theorists think laws are only for the poor...

      It's no conspiracy, it's just "the way it is." Get used to it.

    8. Re:Legally... by demonbug · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's a good thing he didn't let his fortune change him...

      Swapping luxury vehicles every six months, parking scofflaw, ...

      I don't know, a friend of mine does similar things (though not the parking in handicapped spots bit). When he buys a new car (which isn't terribly frequent, but he has bought two in the last three or four years) he doesn't put the plates on until he is actually pulled over and told he needs to (so far hasn't received a ticket for it). His minivan made it about 8 months without plates, his new Tundra about a year. During that time he makes full use of the ability to avoid bridge tolls by using the FasTrak lane, and has been known to run red lights at intersections with cameras -after stopping and making sure it was safe - just because. He is also the type of guy that always pushes for the very best deals, negotiating on pretty much everything he possibly can.

      It drives his wife crazy, and he acknowledges that it is sort of asshole behavior, but he just can't help it. I wouldn't at all be surprised if Jobs was this way even before making money - some people are just wired like that.

    9. Re:Legally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It drives his wife crazy, and he acknowledges that it is sort of asshole behavior, but he just won't help it.

      FTFY

    10. Re:Legally... by Ossifer · · Score: 1

      Yeah just like Apple's products, Steve didn't invent being a jerk, but came close to perfecting it...

    11. Re:Legally... by SiChemist · · Score: 1

      I lol'd

    12. Re:Legally... by TimHunter · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Everybody has their own set of eccentricities and their own way of being an asshole. It's just that most of us don't have enough money and power to indulge those weaknesses.

    13. Re:Legally... by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The laws only apply to the 99%.

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    14. Re:Legally... by toadlife · · Score: 2

      It drives his wife crazy, and he acknowledges that it is sort of asshole behavior, but he just can't help it.

      He's a sociopath.

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    15. Re:Legally... by Ossifer · · Score: 1

      I keep forgetting--how do I get into this 1% group?

    16. Re:Legally... by elrous0 · · Score: 2

      If you even have to ask, you're not rich enough.

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    17. Re:Legally... by Macman408 · · Score: 1

      I'm still not convinced that Steve even arranged this "lease for 6 months" thing - it wouldn't be the first time a story had been made up about how Steve did this legally. It's not hard to see how - people hear about Steve's habit, then think up a way that it could be done legally, it gets repeated a few times, and eventually the game of telephone means that the story about how it could be done legally is no longer somebody's theory, it's fact about how Steve does it.

      I'm additionally skeptical because the article says its source for the story didn't start working for Apple until 2010, though Linkedin says he worked there from 1995-1997 and omits the more recent experience, and during both of those periods, Steve was not as omnipresent as he might have been at other times. Additionally, there's no indication that he had any reason to be close to Steve. At best, this story has gone through several other people first. Another final stab - the California Vehicle Code says that you can operate a vehicle without plates for 6 months, or until the plates are received by the owner, whichever comes first; typically, that'd be less than 2 months.

      The most notable previous explanation I've heard was that his license plate was stolen frequently, so California gave him a bar code instead (which is visible in the photos where the license plate would normally be). That story doesn't hold up for very long though, because every Mercedes has such a bar code - it's not from the state.

      My money is still just on the fact that he didn't care. If you feel the laws don't apply to you, you don't find legal ways to get around the laws - you ignore them. Finding a way to make it legal is an exercise reserved for the rest of us, who follow the rules.

    18. Re:Legally... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      There's a brand new BMW Z4 (starting at $48k) I see parked outside my building every day, and every day there is a new ticket. It really pisses me off. I'm hoping one day to see a boot on it.

    19. Re:Legally... by twmcneil · · Score: 1

      The owner places the one and only real ticket he has on the windshield day after day when he parks the car. He gets no more tickets because the cops think he already received one today.

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    20. Re:Legally... by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Kill a 1 percenter and claim his hat. If you kill two, you get a free turkey sub with the hat.

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    21. Re:Legally... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Clever idea but not sure it works, since I've seen cars with multiple tickets. Although those were cars that have obviously been parked for a while (covered in leaves, snow etc). I wonder how much trouble you could get in for that kind of thing if discovered.

    22. Re:Legally... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      It's a nice idea, until the cop that comes by every day starts recognizing the car.
      He checks the ticket and sees it's been untouched for a number of weeks and calls in to have the car towed away as it's obviously been abandonment.
      Next the owner gets to explain his little illegal parking scheme in front of a judge.
      In my country (Netherlands) you can get jail time for stuff like that.
      IMHO they should just take away the driver's license for life and disown the car.

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    23. Re:Legally... by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      A sociopath can help it but just doesn't care.

    24. Re:Legally... by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      I'm additionally skeptical because the article says its source for the story didn't start working for Apple until 2010, though Linkedin says he worked there from 1995-1997 and omits the more recent experience, and during both of those periods, Steve was not as omnipresent as he might have been at other times.

      You can be as sceptical as you like. Andy Hertzfeld started working there in 1979 and mentions Steve's tendancies even back in the mid-1980's.

    25. Re:Legally... by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      Another final stab - the California Vehicle Code says that you can operate a vehicle without plates for 6 months, or until the plates are received by the owner, whichever comes first; typically, that'd be less than 2 months.

      A police officer can look up a VIN and see if a vehicle is registered, when it was registered, whether there's a license plate assigned to it, and what the plate is. He cannot see whether the owner of the vehicle has actually received his plates.... so as long as the vehicle was registered less than 6 months ago, and the driver possesses the temporary registration tag, an officer can't write a citation for missing plates.

    26. Re:Legally... by Macman408 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm not skeptical of whether he parked in handicapped spaces, or didn't have a license plate, or was in general an ass that violated many typical social norms, or anything else Andy Hertzfeld says in his articles - I'm skeptical that he found a way to park in handicapped spaces legally, which is not one of Andy's claims.

      As a random anecdote, I saw a plateless Mercedes parked outside a big-name tech company (whose products Apple uses) in the valley once... I figure it couldn't have been Steve, because the car wasn't parked in a handicapped space.

    27. Re:Legally... by godefroi · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what he was saying. The asshole can help it, he just refuses to.

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  2. Parking in handicapped spots? Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There goes his shot at sainthood.

    1. Re:Parking in handicapped spots? Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There goes his shot at sainthood."

      Don't be so sure. Illegally parking in a handicapped spot without getting a ticket is nothing short of a miracle.

    2. Re:Parking in handicapped spots? Uh oh by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Don't be so sure. Illegally parking in a handicapped spot without getting a ticket is nothing short of a miracle.

      Actually...depends on the city/state you're in.

      I was living in one place...where they broad cast it on the news, that people were getting out of tickets given them for parking in a marked handicapped space.

      Trouble is..those paces ONLY had the markings on the pavement. By the law of that locality, it wasn't officially a handicapped spot unless it had the sign posted in front of the space too (sign conforming to height and size requirements of course).

      So, depending on where you live and the laws of the land there, if you find a spot that is improperly marked as handicapped, it is all yours no problem.

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    3. Re:Parking in handicapped spots? Uh oh by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yeah I had a friend who was almost ticketed like this. The sign was covered up by something and the paint on pavement was so badly faded, you really couldn't tell it was there. The police officer was sympathetic when she realized what she had done and let her off with a warning.

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    4. Re:Parking in handicapped spots? Uh oh by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      I can see that. I remember pulling into a convenience store, parking, and then after I got out of my car, I noticed the handicapped sign on the front wall of the store indicating that I had just parked in a handicapped spot.

      I just got back into my car and moved it, but when I did I noticed that the ground was in fact painted. It was just so badly faded that I hadn't noticed. If not for the sign, I would have had no clue. Blue paint doesn't take a long time to fade and blend into black asphalt, so I can see why the sign is important.

  3. FireSale!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am going to be auctioning Jobs' license plate on ebay soon. Make sure

  4. Legal loopholes by sohmc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's okay with exploiting legal loopholes but when people want to jailbreak their phones, it's all of the sudden "let's get litigious and sue anyone that does this!"

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    1. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's okay with

      No he's not ok with anything because he's dead. Usually one speaks of the dead in the past tense.

    2. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apple may have a penchant for absurd lawsuits against other companies, but it's never sued any customer who jailbroke their phone. Nor anyone who installed OSX on a hackintosh, for that matter.

    3. Re:Legal loopholes by sohmc · · Score: 1

      I was exaggerating. They did, however, get in a tiff when a judge ruled jail-breaking was not illegal nor did it violate the DMCA

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    4. Re:Legal loopholes by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      The law is what you can successfully litigate.

    5. Re:Legal loopholes by Trillan · · Score: 1

      "Quick! Let's turn the conversation to jail breaking!"

    6. Re:Legal loopholes by Tharsman · · Score: 0

      Please, link all the cases where apple legally purused action against jailbreak community members. It would be useful for others.

    7. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're going to nit pick, then he would have had to write "He's been okay," instead of "He's okay."

    8. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He's" is a contraction of he was in addition to he is (and he has), though "he was" is more rare it's not inaccurate, just unclear.

      Citation, please?

    9. Re:Legal loopholes by Tharsman · · Score: 1

      I was exaggerating.

      That is not an exageration, that is a lie. An exageration is "they sued 30 people" when they sued one. Saying apple gets litigious and sues when they never did, though, is just a lie.

      They did, however, get in a tiff when a judge ruled jail-breaking was not illegal nor did it violate the DMCA

      Source?

    10. Re:Legal loopholes by amliebsch · · Score: 4, Informative
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    11. Re:Legal loopholes by fermion · · Score: 1
      The problem is that everyone is looking for a loophole or unenforced rule to gain some advantage. In terms of parking, just look at the number of SUVs parked in spots that are clearly marked 'compact car only'. Now, if there are no other spaces available that might be justifiable but it is mostly because these people don't want to walk to an extra 20 feet. I drive a compact car, but it is on the big side of compact, so I don't generally park in these spaces anymore.

      So if one is trying to secure a system, and one is dealing with people who can't even follow a simply rule that doesn't really cost them anything, how can one use a light touch. I am sure that many people will say how unfair it is to put parking spaces in that cannot accomodate a troop carrier, but really, each square foot of parking costs money and have a variety of spaces ultimately reduces the necessary prices. Everyone has a choice of what to drive.

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    12. Re:Legal loopholes by marcello_dl · · Score: 5, Funny

      They did, however, get in a tiff when a judge ruled jail-breaking was not illegal nor did it violate the DMCA

      Source?

      10 PRINT "They did, however, get in a tiff when a judge ruled jail-breaking was not illegal nor did it violate the DMCA"

      there.

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    13. Re:Legal loopholes by TarMil · · Score: 1

      Not as if the conversation had any interest to begin with, anyway...

    14. Re:Legal loopholes by Tharsman · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

    15. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's okay with exploiting legal loopholes but when people want to jailbreak their phones, it's all of the sudden "let's get litigious and sue anyone that does this!"

      Do what I say, not what I do.

    16. Re:Legal loopholes by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      "Compact Car Only" is an excuse to stuff an extra dozen parking spots. Nothing more.

      Besides, compared to an 18 wheeler, my 3/4 ton pickup is pretty compact. It's always relative.

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    17. Re:Legal loopholes by galaad2 · · Score: 1

      Nor anyone who installed OSX on a hackintosh, for that matter.

      huh? are you that clueless? does Psystar ring any bells?
      They even bought PROPER Mac OS X licenses for EACH and every system that they installed it on and they still got sued into bankruptcy.

      http://www.groklaw.net/articlebasic.php?story=20110929014241932

      http://www.groklaw.net/staticpages/index.php?page=Psystar

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    18. Re:Legal loopholes by xstonedogx · · Score: 1

      I can't remember the last time I saw a "compact" spot that could not accomodate at least a mid-sized SUV. There was a time when a compact spot actually only fit compact vehicles. It wasn't a rule. It was a helpful description so you could avoid wasting your time trying to park there.

    19. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      There's nothing in that article that says Apple "got in a tiff" or anything that could be interpreted as that. That was your second lie in a row.

    20. Re:Legal loopholes by xevioso · · Score: 1

      Would it not be, "He would have been ok with"? While not a common contraction, in speech this is usually spoken as "He'd 'ave been ok with"

    21. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      Not clueless. He just wrote "customer" in the first sentence, and "anybody" in the second. Not triple checking to make sure that you couldn't misinterpret the second to mean a supplier company rather than an individual customer.

    22. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I generally agree with you but I'd like to draw a distinction here.

      "Compact car only" isn't supposed to be about giving compact cars a privilege, it's a warning that your Grand Marquis might not fit in the parking spot. If you can get your car in without hitting anything, blocking your doors, or sticking out past the end of the parking spot, great! Nobody cares. The compact car drivers can just go park in the giant boat spot and they'll have plenty of room to park sloppy.

      Parking in handicapped spots is very different. Those spaces are especially marked out with enough space for people that need to use assistive devices to get in and out of their cars. It's not just about convenience, a disabled person may literally not be able to get back in their car if it's not parked in a handicapped spot and they need to use a lift or ramp.

    23. Re:Legal loopholes by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must REALLY be brainwashed. I bet you cried when you heard Steve died, didn't you? You cried for a guy who didn't know you even existed and couldn't have cared less whether you lived or died.

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    24. Re:Legal loopholes by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I missed the part where "Apple says jailbreaking is illegal" == "Apple sued someone over jailbreaking." Apple can say what they want on their interpretation of law, that doesn't make it so. So far there has been no suit.

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    25. Re:Legal loopholes by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Most of the time I see "compact" spaces, it is near the corners of a parking garage on an inside row.

      An SUV can fit, but it makes a blind corner for everyone else.

    26. Re:Legal loopholes by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Basically what he meant was, if the individual does it, Apple doesn't sue (and never has). If a company tries then they sue, which they have done.

    27. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find a loophole than, lol.

    28. Re:Legal loopholes by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      They did, however, get in a tiff when a judge ruled jail-breaking was not illegal nor did it violate the DMCA

      Source?

      10 PRINT "They did, however, get in a tiff when a judge ruled jail-breaking was not illegal nor did it violate the DMCA"

      there.

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    29. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I may or may not be brainwashed. It's unlikely since brainwashing was a cold-war myth.

      You on the other hand are living in a world of fantasy non-seqiturs.

    30. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please name one lawsuit brought forth by Apple against someone who jailbroke their phone.

      Oh, you can't. Thanks.

    31. Re:Legal loopholes by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      "Compact Car Only" is an excuse to stuff an extra dozen parking spots. Nothing more.

      I suspect that it is a legal issue only in that zoning laws require specific sizes for parking spaces, and smaller ones may require that label to meet zoning laws. It isn't anywhere near the legal status of handicapped spaces.

      The ones I've seen that are "compact only" are usually too short, not too narrow, and are in a lane where full length spaces on both sides would limit the driving lane.

      As the driver of a compact SUV, I feel no hesitation to park in any legal space that my vehicle fits in. If you feel some reason not to park there and want to walk, good on ya. Just don't act superior because of your own limitations.

      As for TFA, I found no justification from the author on how Jobs could park in handicapped spaces legally. He found a rich-man's loophole in the license plate law, but apparently only the asshole loophole in the handicapped parking law. I wonder if the booting or towing laws would have allowed booting or towing an unlicensed vehicle in such a space?

    32. Re:Legal loopholes by sribe · · Score: 1

      He's okay with exploiting legal loopholes but when people want to jailbreak their phones, it's all of the sudden "let's get litigious and sue anyone that does this!"

      Except of course for the tiny fact that Apple has never done that.

    33. Re:Legal loopholes by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      You don't think the owner of an SUV actually cares about everyone else, do you?

    34. Re:Legal loopholes by sribe · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must REALLY be brainwashed.

      WTF??? You posted 2 bald-faced lies one after the other, and he pointed out your dishonesty. From this you conclude that he is brain-washed?

    35. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's okay with

      Not anymore!

    36. Re:Legal loopholes by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Do not worry, it's legal applesoft BASIC

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    37. Re:Legal loopholes by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      You forgot the two most important parts!

      5 REM Print a message onto the user's screen
      10 PRINT "They did, however, get in a tiff when a judge ruled jail-breaking was not illegal nor did it violate the DMCA"
      20 END

    38. Re:Legal loopholes by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      But but but, companies ARE people! Why is it suddenly fine as long as the victims are just companies?

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    39. Re:Legal loopholes by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Brainwashing a cold war myth? I am sorry, but the last few thousand years of religion would like to have a word with you, from birth, repeatedly, until that word subconsciously manifests itself in you at all times.

    40. Re:Legal loopholes by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Only because it's already old news in Internet time. :)

    41. Re:Legal loopholes by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      One is completely legal (even if questionable) and one isn't. One doesn't really harm anyone as he still has car insurance and the other is often used for piracy so if they want to keep developers then they need to protect them.

    42. Re:Legal loopholes by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Sigh. First of all, I'm not the same person.
      Second of all, there was indeed a ruling that jailbreaking was not illegal and did not violate DMCA, to which Apple strongly objected. Call it a "tiff" or not, that's really beside the point.

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    43. Re:Legal loopholes by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You're so ignorant of reality that you need a source.

      Hahahahahahahahaha.

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    44. Re:Legal loopholes by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "It's unlikely since brainwashing was a cold-war myth."

      Yea?

      Learn about hypnotic states, which we've finally realized a glazed stare with dilated pupils is a sign of.

      Also - religion.

      I don't think you're even qualified to be speaking.

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    45. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't find the article, but Steve Jobs allegedly jumped for joy when he heard the judge's decision, then he had a pizza party and invited all his lawyers, and Bill Gates. He was so happy people were now able to legally unleash the full potential of his beloved device.

    46. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not possible to accurately judge someone's character by looking at what kind of car they drive, and you know it. You tell yourself that it is, because it lets you pretend the world is the simple black-and-white place you want it to be. This is the same principle on which all other forms of bigotry operate.

    47. Re:Legal loopholes by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      But was he using legally aquired ROMs or pirated ROMs to produce that code?

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    48. Re:Legal loopholes by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Ok, let's try this again. People who do it won't get sued, 'people' who do it for profit will get sued.

    49. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Second of all, there was indeed a ruling that jailbreaking was not illegal and did not violate DMCA, to which Apple strongly objected.

      If there was, the article you link to doesn't back you up on that last emboldened clause. And that's the "tiff or not" clause.

    50. Re:Legal loopholes by Tharsman · · Score: 1

      Grow up.

    51. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Educate yourself. Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainwashing
      Not just the first paragraph. And don't just skim it.
      There are also documentaries about the myth of brainwashing that you might want to look out for.

      And no, hypnotism is a different thing from brainwashing. And is itself mostly bunk.
      Stage hypnotism? Bunk.
      Past lives? Bunk.
      A good way to stop smoking? Bunk.

      Of course a lot of people like to believe in these things. Just like alternative medicine, 9/11 government conspiracies and horoscopes. But it's still bunk.

    52. Re:Legal loopholes by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      End user license != OEM license

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    53. Re:Legal loopholes by Khyber · · Score: 1

      http://dx.plos.org/10.1371/journal.pone.0026374

      Available for peer review. Go for it, pal.

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    54. Re:Legal loopholes by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you would be kind enough to provide a link regarding the imaginary lawsuits you're describing? Because Google search is turning up nothing, and I have no recollection of Apple ever suing people for jailbreaking. If you're going to ding Apple for suing, at least come up with a real example, such as, for instance, virtually every company making cell phones. Or people selling knock-off versions of their products. Those are obvious, and they're real. Unlike what you said.

      We're nerds here, so stick to the facts, and stop modding up sensationalism that isn't backed by facts.

    55. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "So far, a hypnotic state has never been convincingly demonstrated, if the criteria for the state are that it involves some objectively measurable and replicable behavioural or physiological phenomena that cannot be faked or simulated by non-hypnotized control subjects."

      The recent paper itself says they've finally found some evidence. But as you've noticed, it's not been peer reviewed yet. Of course papers on cold-fusion and dousing have got that far.

      As I said, it's bunk. Not quite as looney-tune as brainwashing. But still bunk. The occasional bit of placebo effect, like sugar pills. But bunk.

    56. Re:Legal loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does such a blatant lie be +5? Apple has never sued someone for jail breaking their phone. What a jackass.

    57. Re:Legal loopholes by SiMac · · Score: 1

      Actually, PLoS One is a peer-reviewed journal, as you would know if you were actually qualified to review it.

    58. Re:Legal loopholes by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Anyone qualified to open their mouth knows PLoS One *IS* peer-reviewed.

      Geek Card, turn it in.

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    59. Re:Legal loopholes by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      As for TFA, I found no justification from the author on how Jobs could park in handicapped spaces legally. He found a rich-man's loophole in the license plate law, but apparently only the assholeloophole in the handicapped parking law. I wonder if the booting or towing laws would have allowed booting or towing an unlicensed vehicle in such a space?

      He is no doubt a hero to the libertarians here for defying teh evil government freedom-restriciting law on handicapped parking. They're probably disappointed he didn't shoot the tyres out of a passing wheelchair, thereby exercising his constitutional right to be an utter prick.

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    60. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see you read the strap line under the logo on the page.
      The site is one where they do peer reviewing. That article isn't peer reviewed until AFTER the process and it's been published.
      You're not as smart as you think you are.

    61. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Not knowing every site on the internet is not a problem. It was your link, not mine.

      Anyone qualified to open their mouth would have read wikipedia on the topic of Brainwashing. Regardless of the nature of the site you linked to on hypnotic state. Brainwashing still doesn't exist.

      And until a few days ago, as I quoted from your own article, there was no evidence that hypnotic state did either. I'll wait a little longer before I'm convinced.

    62. Re:Legal loopholes by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      Learn to read. That is not the same poster, genius.

    63. Re:Legal loopholes by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs said jailbreaking the iPhone was immoral and yet he was perfectly fine with parking in handicap spots. The guy was a hypocrite and a d-bag.

    64. Re:Legal loopholes by sribe · · Score: 1

      Learn to read. That is not the same poster, genius.

      Oops! Oh Gee! Well, that changes my response so very much:

      WTF? Poster A posted 2 bald-faced lies one after the other, and poster B pointed out A'a dishonesty. From this you conclude that B is brain-washed?

    65. Re:Legal loopholes by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs said jailbreaking the iPhone was immoral

      Did he? Do you have a link to a quite of him saying that? No I didn't think so. Apple making a claim of DMCA which was ruled against is not the same thing as Jobs saying it's immoral.

      and yet he was perfectly fine with parking in handicap spots.

      For many years people whined about how it wasn't fair that he drove around in a car without a license plate, and the police turned a blind eye. This because they'd seen photos of it.
      Truth was he found a way to do it legally. That was Jobs all over. Not blindly following a rule, but questioning it. It's one of the reasons he was so successful at developing sucessful products. By questioning everything.

      Now you see photos of a car in a disabled spot. And like a sheep you bleat because it looks like someone else isn't following the rules.

      Now, put your brain in gear. Suppose you had a big driveway at home. Does it have a disabled spot? Probably not. Now, suppose you marked out an area as a disabled spot. Would you then be a douchbag if you parked your car in it?

      The answer to that is: yes if the spot was normally used by a disabled person, perhaps your wife. Or no, if if was never used by a disabled person.

      Now, scale it up, and imagine that rather than a house and a driveway, you had a campus and a bunch of car-parks.

      The guy was a hypocrite and a d-bag.

      If he caused a disabled person to have to walk further, yes. If he'd worked out that that wasn't going to happen, he's just less of a sheep than you. So far, no one has posted a photo or an eye-witness report of any disabled person being prevented from parking by Jobs' car.

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      SJ changed the world, you whine about parking regs. There's the difference.

    66. Re:Legal loopholes by SiMac · · Score: 1

      PLoS ONE is a peer-reviewed journal. The point is that they will publish anything as long as it passes peer review and promise a quick review process, not that they publish things before they are peer reviewed.

      There are places online that will publish manuscripts before they are reviewed (arXiv.org, Nature Precedings, etc.). PLoS ONE isn't one of them.

    67. Re:Legal loopholes by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Anyone qualified would disregard Wikipedia and go directly to actual people doing actual work.

      Anyone that knows of peer-reviewed journals knows of PLoS.

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    68. Re:Legal loopholes by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Is this the same EFF who also constantly lies about Apple? Like the "DRM in the headphones" scam they pulled?

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    69. Re:Legal loopholes by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Psystar? The guys that violated the GPL (Groklaw's words are "really, really wants to destroy the GPL")? You actually defend them?

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    70. Re:Legal loopholes by xstonedogx · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it's regional. Before I moved to CA that's how I remember compact spots too. Here I see rows and rows of them and they don't look any different than the other rows. I'm wondering if municipalities require spots of a certain size to be marked as compact. X inches = normal spot. X - 1 inches = compact?

    71. Re:Legal loopholes by marcello_dl · · Score: 1
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    72. Re:Legal loopholes by psiclops · · Score: 1

      "He was been okay" ???

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    73. Re:Legal loopholes by onezeta · · Score: 1

      Well, Steve Jobs was only the 'voice' of Apple. A spokesperson. He didn't single-handedly make the company's laws and by-laws.

    74. Re:Legal loopholes by onezeta · · Score: 1

      https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2009/02/apple-says-jailbreaking-illegal

      Oh, that jailbreak. Yes, Apple is adamant you purchase from them all your wants and needs. They like to hog all their customers.

  5. More at 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rich Guy Flaunts Law

    1. Re:More at 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say flaunt, I say flout...let's call the whole thing off.

    2. Re:More at 11 by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      Me gusta flautas!

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  6. He didn't have his own parking spot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On his own company?

    1. Re:He didn't have his own parking spot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read TFS? He had a handicapped spot for himself.

    2. Re:He didn't have his own parking spot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did; he just liked the handicapped spot better. It was 2 parking spaces closer.

    3. Re:He didn't have his own parking spot? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      The campus has multiple buildings and my guess is that while he does have his own parking spot just outside his personal office, he occasionally parks just outside one of the neighboring buildings when he is meeting with people there.

    4. Re:He didn't have his own parking spot? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The article states that they believed he thought the symbol meant "chariman" so he parked there :)

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  7. Sounds like a Slashdotter by unassimilatible · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The tinfoil hat crowd, "government out of my life" - unless they are talking about big companies they don't like, then it's, "rain down the wrath of Big Government on them!"

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    1. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by EdZ · · Score: 1

      I'd be perfectly happy with a tiny government raining down wrath on big companies. It's the Equal Opportunities Wrath I'm interested in, not the size of the government dispensing it.

    2. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Corporations and people are different. Different rules ought to apply according to those differences. Do we need inspectors to visit your home kitchen to make sure you're cooking all your meat to 165 degrees and don't leave food out? No, of course not. You have the choice to prepare your own food however you'd like because you're only taking the risk upon yourself. But they'd damn well better inspect factory farms and commercial restaurants as those have the potential to affect thousands of people.

      It isn't about "small government" or "big government". Those are just slogans. It's about applying the policy that suits the situation without deciding that it has to be one way or another ahead of time.

    3. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      Straw argument you made there.

      If the government DENIES big companies the ability to abuse taxpayer funded courts, that is NOT raining big government on the companies. Quite the opposite.

    4. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by firewrought · · Score: 1

      The tinfoil hat crowd, "government out of my life" - unless they are talking about big companies they don't like, then it's, "rain down the wrath of Big Government on them!"

      The positions are consistent if you're interested in increasing the liberty of individuals. And you don't have to be a conspiracy theorist to regard the consolidation of power in various, progressively larger institutions as a reduction in the effective autonomy of your state/county/community/self.

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    5. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Yes, in the socialist worldview companies should have less rights than people.

    6. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Tiny government can't rain down wrath. Tiny government can be downed in a bathtub -- have you ever heard that metaphor? Any corporation could easily overpower a tiny government, and that's what the libertarians want, which is perfectly fair political ideology.

    7. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by rk · · Score: 1

      I would argue that since corporations are legal fictions created by governments, corporations couldn't overpower a government that gives it life in the first place. And even if it could somehow, it would be a de facto government of its own in any case.

    8. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      License plates are an unwanted and un-needed violation of privacy and should never have been required.

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    9. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by oursland · · Score: 1

      That may have been true before internationalization and globalization. Now, huge entities like IBM, Samsung, Sony and Halliburton are beyond the reach of a single government and some collections of governments. Halliburton, for example, recently moved its headquarters from Houston to Dubai. If sanctions were taken against it by the US or some other large government, it would still be operating just fine, yet it receives its majority of income from the US government.

    10. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations and people are different.

      Well Fred, that is just wrong. At least according to our wonderful Supreme Court

    11. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by cynyr · · Score: 1

      and if not, they should be liable for manslaughter when a product kills someone.

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    12. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So socialist libertarians who want to outlaw corporations want that?

      Best read up on what the actual term libertarian means.

    13. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I would argue that since corporations are legal fictions created by governments, corporations couldn't overpower a government that gives it life in the first place. And even if it could somehow, it would be a de facto government of its own in any case.

      The Mafia or Triads are effectively corporations without having been created by government. The point is that they don't want to be the government (same as corporations) because that would involve them having to do non-profitable stuff for the good of society, like building roads or hospitals.

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    14. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      License plates are an unwanted and un-needed violation of privacy and should never have been required.

      Yes, and requiring doctors, lawyers and engineers to be qualified and licensed is an interference in the free market.

      Tosser.

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    15. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by unitron · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer that they had fewer.

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    16. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by rk · · Score: 1

      I always thought of organized crime as the governments for the things the primary governments simply refuse to govern, apart from banning them outright. And doing things for the good of society is not a necessary function of governments. It could be argued that a government is just the dominant mob in a geographical area.

    17. Re:Sounds like a Slashdotter by Phos · · Score: 1

      Well put, the part about "if you're interested in increasing the liberty of individuals." I've come to some of the same conclusions myself; that I'm largely against big Government and Government processes because they take away man's freedoms, yet Government is necessary in order to ensure man's freedoms.

  8. Some should of keyed that car in the handicap spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some should of keyed that car in the handicap spot when they know-ed it was jobs parking there. And jobs was lucky as in some cases you can get jail time for doing that.

  9. Pictures vs words by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    The pictures show a Mercedes/AMG CL 2-seater hard top convertible. The article describes a "big Mercedes". The CL is big only in price, but not everyone would know that just by looking at it...

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    1. Re:Pictures vs words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pictures are clearly of an SL. In the last picture you can clearly see 'SL55' and 'AMG' badges. The quad exhaust also gives it away.

      The CL class are based on the sedans but in coupe form (that is, 2 doors) and are actually very large. A CL isn't much shorter than a full blown S-Class.

    2. Re:Pictures vs words by raddan · · Score: 2

      Keep in mind that Andy Hertzfeld is recounting a story about Jobs from the 1980's. Jobs' taste in expensive cars apparently changed from big and expensive to small and expensive.

      I think the key thing to keep in mind here is that being a visionary and being a douchebag are not mutually exclusive.

    3. Re:Pictures vs words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...no. The picture shows an AMG SL hard top convertible. The CL is a 4 door (much larger) car.

    4. Re:Pictures vs words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The quad exhaust also gives it away.

      Everything you said was accurate except for this. All recent AMG cars have quad exhaust, so it can't be used to distinguish between, say, an SL55 and a CL55.

    5. Re:Pictures vs words by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Most mercedes are among the largest vehicles in their class (unless compared with a top-end bentley or something) and they are frequently the heaviest, too. That they perform so well in spite of this is a testament to german engineering, to be sure... and willingness to burn petrol

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    6. Re:Pictures vs words by smithmc · · Score: 1

      The pictures show a Mercedes/AMG CL 2-seater hard top convertible. The article describes a "big Mercedes". The CL is big only in price, but not everyone would know that just by looking at it...

      Even a CL is a pretty big car. It's not even particularly small for a Benz, when you consider the worldwide market (e.g. A- and B-class models)...

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  10. OWS by should_be_linear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know this economic system is broken when 40M people cannot see a doctor when they need to, and guy celebrated as next prophet is changing AMG Mercedes every 6 months, so he can avoid having a damn license plate.

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    1. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fools! They should #occupy1InfinateLoop! Their the ones with the cache!

    2. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You know you're a crying whiny b*tch when you try to compare over-generalized and unsubstantiated arguments with someone working within the confines of the law, just because they are rich.

      Back in your tent hippy. Better yet, get a job.

    3. Re:OWS by Pope · · Score: 2

      Does "OWS" stand for "false dilemma" in your native language?

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    4. Re:OWS by elrous0 · · Score: 0

      How is that post a troll?

      Truth hurt?

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    5. Re:OWS by MaWeiTao · · Score: 0

      Some guy no longer being allowed to buy a Mercedes is not going to change anything for anyone else.

      Keep in mind that access to money doesn't mean all your problems are automatically solved. Jobs was one of the wealthiest people in the world and that still didn't prevent him from dying a premature death.

      And I was never aware access to doctors was a problem.

    6. Re:OWS by blair1q · · Score: 1

      And, as it's a lease, it's probably paid for by his shareholders, and gets a tax deduction besides...

    7. Re:OWS by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to mention getting a liver transplant with full-blown pancreatic cancer* which had already metastasized**, possibly due to his unwillingness to undergo surgery at an earlier date***, by adding himself to the transplant list in multiple states****. And he actually bad-mouthed Bill Gates for doing full-time philanthropy... I'm no Gates fan, especially during his reign at MS, but give me a break.

      * Generally a no-no, but I guess they make exceptions for billionaires.
      ** According to second-hand accounts, though it's unlikely he'd need a new liver unless the cancer had already spread. And transplanting an organ due to secondary (metastasized) cancer is a HUGE no-no, but again, I guess they make exceptions for billionaires.
      *** There's no way to know for sure if his delay made any difference, but regardless, it's almost as bad as giving a lung transplant to a patient who keeps smoking after their diagnosis.
      **** Not illegal, but most people can't afford to do it.

    8. Re:OWS by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      And I was never aware access to doctors was a problem.

      Very much so.

      My wife had friends (multiple) who died from a treatable heart condition because their limited HMO's did not and would not cover the doctors in the next city over who were quite well versed in the syndrome.

      Saying "They have access to doctors, they just have to pay," [an argument that have seen elsewhere in this discussion] is comparable to saying that homelessness and hunger aren't issues as there are empty homes and uneaten food out there.

      Now, this has nothing to do with Steve Jobs, I'll admit. I don't think that his Mercedes or parking habits have even a bit to do with what the Occupy movement is worried about. [Besides, TFA suggests that the "new Mercedes" was on paper only -- he simply renewed his regular lease at regular rates, it seems.] I just wanted to call attention to a serious issue that gets forgotten from time to time.

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    9. Re:OWS by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

      It is just a 6 month lease; I'm surprised that people like him don't do it more.

      It would be a great deal for the leasing company. Think of the waiting list of people wanting one of Steve Jobs' cars!

    10. Re:OWS by Hotweed+Music · · Score: 0

      You really think the out-of-control financial industry doesn't actually exist? Ok, pal

    11. Re:OWS by sorak · · Score: 1

      Is there really that much of a market for people wanting to go through that hassle every six months, just so that they can park illegally with only minimum legal hassle?

    12. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the same reason your posts are troll posts when ever an Apple story gets posted.

      Source? http://slashdot.org/~elrous0/comments

      Every single comment you have made is either a proven lie, or a non-fact opinion that is a flame.

      Truth hurt much? I guess it might if you even knew what the truth was!

    13. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it stands for the same bullshit as the tea party protests, both bought and sold by special interest groups.

      The revolution, tweeted on an iphone, across Amazon's network,indexed by Google and brought to you by Comcast.

    14. Re:OWS by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Rumor has it, he once made an apple employee eat his own excriment after commenting once "That Android guy is kinda cute". (Ok I made that up, but it made me laugh)

    15. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      truth is, he wasn't modded troll. should_be_linear was.

    16. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs didn't bad mouth Gates for doing the philanthropy.

      Jobs said that Gates was uncreative so he was better suited to do philanthropy as opposed to product development.

    17. Re:OWS by Tom · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to the article the car was leased. Giving him a new one every 6 months is basically making a shorter contract than usually (I think most car leases go for 2 years). Since after half a year they could still easily lease the car to someone else, though at a reduced rate, I don't think the deal was all that expensive. At that price level, I'd be surprised if special deals according to customer wishes weren't a pretty normal thing.

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    18. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he didn't actually own the cars, he just rented them, so he never had to deal with buying them new and selling them for reduced price.
      Even if it had been the case that he actually bought new ones, he'd just be wasting his own money, and contributing to great cars being available on the second hand market.

    19. Re:OWS by jackbird · · Score: 1

      So dissent requires passing notes by candlelight on handmade paper?

    20. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only did he bad mouth Gates but when he returned as the CEO of Apple one of the first things he did was to kill all charity programs they were involved in. The guy was an arrogant dick who considered himself to be above any moral and ethical rules. And while millions of people mourn his death I say it wasn't painful enough. Karma, bitch!

    21. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *** There's no way to know for sure if his delay made any difference, but regardless, it's almost as bad as giving a lung transplant to a patient who keeps smoking after their diagnosis.
      >

      Given that lung cancer develops in something like 40 years (if it does) I personnally do not see why it is so silly to keep on smoking after a transplant

    22. Re:OWS by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Does "OWS" stand for "false dilemma" in your native language?

      Why is it a false dilemma?

      1. There is something wrong with a system where 40M people can't see a doctor (in my view).

      2. There is something wrong with a system whereby being rich means you can get round a law (in my view).

      You presumably would not share my or GP's views, but that doesn't mean they are internally illogical.

      It would be possible to describe the statement "if Steve Jobs had not bought a new car every six months, he could have donated the money to a medical charity" as a false dilemma, as apparently he wasn't keen on charitable giving.

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    23. Re:OWS by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      They all pretty much hit the mark where Jobs and Apple is concerned, imo. Anyone who thinks otherwise smacks of being an apologist.

    24. Re:OWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs didn't bad mouth Gates for doing the philanthropy.

      Jobs said that Gates was uncreative so he was better suited to do philanthropy as opposed to product development.

      Jobs was uncreative at product design and did nothing philantropic. Why is he worshipped?

    25. Re:OWS by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      Because Americans love fake PR constructed idols. They just eat that shit UP, man. Obnoxious, self-centered, exploitative, arrogant, greedy dicks are THE number one idol. Just look at Trump. The whole point of PR is to lie to you, and get you to lie to yourself, and BELIEVE the lies. That way you're vested in a bullshit greed based paradigm that relies on PR more than it relies on anything. And it works, because people who lie to themselves will do absolutely ANYTHING you can easily manipulate them into doing. Just look at how people freakin' WORSHIP Ayn Rand, with her ridiculous alcoholic in the attic husband and her fucking around with her married disciples. People just EAT UP her silly abstracted theories based on pure egoism. It's why people prefer her douchey abstractions to her first novel. "Think FOR me"

  11. Parking in Handicap by digitalderbs · · Score: 2

    I find it a bit hard to believe that there wasn't a reserved parking space for the chairman right next to the doors. Or are you telling me that he would deliberately not park in a reserved space just so that he could clog up the handicap spaces? That would staggering.

    1. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading the article,

      One of the most obvious was his habit of parking in the handicapped spot of the parking lot - he seemed to think that the blue wheelchair symbol meant that the spot was reserved for the chairman.

    2. Re:Parking in Handicap by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There was no reserved parking at apple. It was one of those "round table" things - first come first served, no one felt superior about their parking place. Very frustrating since there wasn't visitor parking either. You're really left to the wolves if you show up at 11 :)

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    3. Re:Parking in Handicap by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking the compex is way bigger than somewhere you'd walk around, and they probably don't have a "Steve Jobs space" in front of EVERY entrance to EVERY building.

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    4. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no one felt superior about their parking place

      Except Jobs it seems. No wonder people keyed his car.

    5. Re:Parking in Handicap by Tharsman · · Score: 1

      If I was part of the board and was aware of these actions, I would just turn the CEO parking spot into an extra handicap one.

    6. Re:Parking in Handicap by XCDBFPL · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he felt with such a small slice of the pc market he was entitled.

    7. Re:Parking in Handicap by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he has a reserved spot closest to his office. However, I imagine he occasionally meets with people at one of the other 6 buildings on campus and I can believe that he doesn't have a reserved spot at each of those.

    8. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would staggering.

      This sentence no verb.

    9. Re:Parking in Handicap by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I think it stems more from a vague desire at anonymity... yes, he could make his own parking space wherever he wanted, at Apple, but not around town.

    10. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure he has a reserved spot closest to his office. However, I imagine he occasionally meets with people at one of the other 6 buildings on campus and I can believe that he doesn't have a reserved spot at each of those.

      Apple has some 30 buildings around Cupertino. None of these have any "reserved" spots. There is some parking _under_ the main campus, but you can typically find Jony Ive's Aston Martin parked outside in the normal parking areas, etc. It's only a couple of minutes walk maximum, anyway.

    11. Re:Parking in Handicap by gknoy · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly, parking lots are required to have the closest N spots be handicapped, where N scales with the size of the parking lot (number of spaces). The ADA has a chart for this. So, if his lot needed more than one handicapped spot, he couldn't put the CEO spot closer to the door than any of them. I could be wrong on that, though -- I am not knowledgeable in ADA regs. I only recall what a friend told me when I was in college when he was fighting to get proper amounts/locations of handicapped spots in some of the campus parking lots.

    12. Re:Parking in Handicap by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If Jobs was going to follow the rules anyways, why not just get his own damn parking space?

      I wonder what would have happened if a regular employee parked in a handicapped spot?

      Hell, it would be worth the fine to show up before Jobs and park in the closest one.

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    13. Re:Parking in Handicap by snemarch · · Score: 1

      Past tense, dude. Fortunately.

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    14. Re:Parking in Handicap by scubamage · · Score: 2

      I don't think you realize quite how big of a dick Steve Jobs was. You're talking about the guy who subcontracted to his best friend, and ripped him off to the tune of $2500 in 1970's cash. That's a lot of money. He was a huge, self centered, arrogant prick.

    15. Re:Parking in Handicap by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Pfft. It would have been worth paying some disabled people for a couple of hours of their time to fill all the disabled spots and see what happened when he turned up...

    16. Re:Parking in Handicap by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking the compex is way bigger than somewhere an American would walk around

      FTFY

    17. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of this old song:

      "Sometimes I park my car in handicap spaces, while handicap people make handicap faces"

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

    18. Re:Parking in Handicap by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      well you see, when our knees go bad, it costs us a lot more to fix them because we don't have nationalized medicine ;)

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    19. Re:Parking in Handicap by agent_vee · · Score: 2

      Jobs didn't park in handicap spaces because they were closer to the buildings. He parked in them because he was an asshole.

    20. Re:Parking in Handicap by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Seen the design for their new one?

      Unless it's got an integrated garage, most of the parking looks like it's hundreds of yards from the building.

    21. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs was an asshole; not unlike Thomas Edison who was also an asshole.

    22. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Round table my ass. This is very typical Jobsian policy whereby he dictated the (often arbitrary) rules but never followed any himself because clearly he was better than everyone else and was not at all above boasting about it.

    23. Re:Parking in Handicap by Arlet · · Score: 1

      If you don't eat so much, and take regular walks, your knees would last a lifetime :)

    24. Re:Parking in Handicap by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      That would be so awesome if that were true, but it's not. You seem to discount, for lack of a more specific term, reality itself. Moving parts all wear and tear. People's bodies don't just work perfectly until the day they die, and they don't only wear down due to bad decisions of that person. You seem to be discounting "Shit happens".

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    25. Re:Parking in Handicap by Arlet · · Score: 1

      True, but shit happens a lot faster if you make bad decisions.

    26. Re:Parking in Handicap by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Definitely ;)

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    27. Re:Parking in Handicap by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      There was no reserved parking at apple. It was one of those "round table" things - first come first served, no one felt superior about their parking place. Very frustrating since there wasn't visitor parking either. You're really left to the wolves if you show up at 11 :)

      I parked in BFE a few times at Microsoft as well...

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    28. Re:Parking in Handicap by staticdragon · · Score: 1

      Seen the design for their new one?

      Unless it's got an integrated garage, most of the parking looks like it's hundreds of yards from the building.

      I believe the new design has parking underneath significant portions of the building and the central coutyard.

    29. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have personally called a towing agency to removed the car illegally parked in the handicap spot every damned time I saw it then.

    30. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were Jobs, I would have had a parking elevator built leading directly into my damn office!

    31. Re:Parking in Handicap by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Like running... or any number of other normally healthy activities.

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    32. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, when I was there, he was parked a few rows back from the building.

      I looked in his car, I'm not ashamed to admit it. A bottle of water and a box of tissues.

    33. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a small lot for visitor parking between IL1 and BJ's. It's usually full, though. As far as I recall the other buildings all have a few visitor spaces, though my memory on the subject is a bit hazy.

      Also, the parking area by IL3/4 is usually pretty barren. Sure, it's a bit further to walk, but who couldn't do with a bit more exercise when driving to work?

      Anyways, if you're gonna show up at 11, you might as well wait a bit longer and show up at 12:15, and grab one of the spots that empties out at lunch.

    34. Re:Parking in Handicap by Serpents · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points to mod you up

    35. Re:Parking in Handicap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, need I point out that Jobs just died of cancer and was diagnosed in 2004?

      Dude was doing this in the 1980s. So?

    36. Re:Parking in Handicap by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Pfft. It would have been worth paying some disabled people for a couple of hours of their time to fill all the disabled spots and see what happened when he turned up...

      He would probably have destroyed their vehicles with fire from his laser beam eyes.

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    37. Re:Parking in Handicap by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If you don't eat so much, and take regular walks, your knees would last a lifetime :)

      If none of our body parts ever went wrong we'd be immortal.

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    38. Re:Parking in Handicap by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Or have crappy genetics leading to joint problems, leading to knee surgery due to an injury while running while slim and in shape?

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    39. Re:Parking in Handicap by dwightk · · Score: 1

      so maybe Steve was just that egalitarian. No reserved parking spots means no reserved parking spots for handicapped people, even if there is some paint on the ground. ;)

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    40. Re:Parking in Handicap by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Need I point out that unless you have a handicap permit, that those spots are strictly off-limits?

    41. Re:Parking in Handicap by Phos · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling it wouldn't have gotten towed too many times, if any, before the tow company/police wizened up and stopped towing his car. He may have been an asshole, but he was a famous, rich, highly gifted one.

  12. can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by rla3rd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The guy undeniably left his mark on the industry, and general consensus is that personally he was an ass. Nothing else new to see here, please move along.

    1. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with General Consensus, was that while he was an amazing tactician, he had trouble making unpopular decisions, even if they were right.

    2. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      By combining all the recent Steve Jobs news items here, I am able to create a complete biography of him.

    3. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by packetspike · · Score: 1

      He's dead now, karma is a B*t&h.

    4. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You're probably best untagging 'Apple' in the prefs until after the holidays.

      Reminds me, I have two unopened tubes of Think Different posters to put up on eBay.

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    5. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like a complete necro blowjob

    6. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Actually.... this is the first Jobs story that hasn't made the song "cult of personality" stick in my head. This one is at least instructive of the truth that the laws in this country are written for the rich to take advantage of.

      I randomly stumbled on discussion of this in a gun forum talking about ownership of automatic weapons in the US. Its not that they are illegal to own, its just that they are impossible to legally own unless you can afford to jump through the legal loopholes and get special approvals. (yes I know there are some exceptions for people working in certain fields, but, working for someone who can afford to make it so you can have them reduces to the same situation).

      Similar to how, if you can afford to play the right financial games, you can basically pay little to no tax, even while making many times what a middle class worker makes.

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    7. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by h4x0t · · Score: 1

      I never knew he was that kind of ass. I thought people just called him that because he charged crazy prices for shiny baubles.
      I found this article informational.

    8. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      I think your keyboard is broken.

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    9. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      What is odd is that the Discovery program on him mostly talked about the hardware, not the man (and spent 5 mins ranting about online music sharing).

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    10. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one. Isaacson's book is being reprinted on the Interwebs, one factoid at a time.

    11. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Yep - You can buy an M16 if you want, it's just going to cost you around $12,000. A cheap, crappy MAC-10 is going to be about $4k.

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    12. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't like this television show!" - don't watch it
      "I don't like this radio station!" - don't listen to it
      "I don't agree with this writing!" - don't read it.

      It's really that simple.

    13. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by buggerybox · · Score: 0

      The giants of industry and the great innovators are NOT the touchy-feely "consensus seeking" type of people. They are the dictatorial no-nonsense types, who know they need to drive a bunch of egotistical minor technologists who think they are god's gift, (but really aren't), who want to go their own way, and force them down the path he wants them to follow towards his vision.

    14. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by Serpents · · Score: 1

      Well, Jobs certainly did think different. And by that I mean he was an asshole, who thought rules of common decency did not apply to him. Better late than... oh, wait...

    15. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yep - You can buy an M16 if you want, it's just going to cost you around $12,000. A cheap, crappy MAC-10 is going to be about $4k.

      A cheap, crappy MAC-10 is still perfectly fine for killing someone at short range, and you're not going to buy an M16 for deer hunting.

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    16. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parking in handicapped spots occurred 30 years ago - no one ever saw that after he returned to Apple. (The campus has much better parking.)

      If leasing a car every 6 months makes you think someone is an asshole, I don't think you know what that word means. Gates and Ellison spent close to 100 million on their mansions - does that mean they are assholes also? Paul Allen spent hundreds of millions of a boat, etc.

      You lead a charmed life if you have never actually met a real asshole...

    17. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      What does deer hunting have to do with anything?

      I wasn't aware that the "right to bear arms" was only if they are brought to bear against deer. I could have sworn that was for all reasons of defense, including against intrusion by a corrupted government.

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    18. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The parking in handicapped spots occurred 30 years ago - no one ever saw that after he returned to Apple. (The campus has much better parking.)

      Why do you lie to protect your cult leader?

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    19. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Because you can't kill anyone without a machinegun, right?

      If you want to go there, I shall. Automatic weapons are not well suited to crime, particularly without training. A semi-automatic is far more controllable, and your ammunition will go a lot farther. If some thug with a gun is going to hold up a bank, I'd far rather him have a MAC-10 than, say, a 9mm Glock. With the MAC, he's likely to hold the trigger down and let the muzzle rise, putting the majority of rounds over head level and into the ceiling.

      While hunting has *nothing* to do with the gun rights argument - at all - even this assertion of yours is false. I most certainly do use an M16 for deer hunting - or more typically, its semi-automatic brother, the AR-15. The thing is, the M16 and AR-15 fire a .223 Remington (a/k/a, 5.56mm NATO). This round isn't even legal to hunt deer with in many states, due to its lack of power. If you're hunting something larger or more thick-skinned, like mountain goat or bear, then the minimum caliber you're going to consider is .270 Winchester.

      Machineguns were invented for military service, and that is what they are for - suppression. Modern warfighting doctrine uses automatic weapons to pin down the enemy, allowing other soldiers to move into fighting range without coming under direct fire. Warfighting *is* the purpose of the second amendment, period. From a constitutional standpoint, banning hunting would probably not even be an issue; banning machineguns and other implements of the individual soldier is clearly and explicitly prohibited.

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    20. Re:can we please stop the steve jobs postings? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I can't really disagree with anything that you said there.... except I do have to point out... many states ban hunting with rifles (like mine), so if you are using an AR-15 here, you are breaking the law :)

      It seems stupid to some people, until you point out how populated we are and how low the hills tend to be. Firing rifles needs to be somewhat controlled here since you generally can't fire a mile in any direction at all without endangering multiple people.

      I have seen a few great videos of people using full auto weapons...its hilarious. They really are useless for just about anything most people would think to use them for.... thy come in handy in exactly 3 situations: 1. When suppressive fire is needed and 2. when the enemy has really large numbers and is dumb enough to gather in large groups, and march in formation (notice that nobody does this anymore) and 3. Fucking around on a firing range.

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  13. I love the fanboy justification by Leptok · · Score: 1

    But handicapped people don't want to use those spots, so it's fine that Steve does!

    1. Re:I love the fanboy justification by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 0

      I noticed that as well, I seriously hope that commenter was just trolling. No one could ACTUALLY be that stupid...right?

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    2. Re:I love the fanboy justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a reference to an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer says that. No one was actually justifying his behaviour...

    3. Re:I love the fanboy justification by Yvan256 · · Score: 2

      Didn't you notice the "Kramer" at the beginning? It's a quote from a Seinfeld episode.

    4. Re:I love the fanboy justification by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I've never watched more than a handful of episodes of Seinfeld. Thanks for clearing that up, though!

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    5. Re:I love the fanboy justification by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They invent. They imagine. They heal. They explore. They create. They inspire. They push the human race forward. Maybe they have to be crazy. How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art? Or sit in silence and hear a song that’s never been written? Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels? We make tools for these kinds of people. While some see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

      Now, any questions?

    6. Re:I love the fanboy justification by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      So Handicapped people go through the effort to get handicap placards so they can NOT use them. Your logic is lacking.

    7. Re:I love the fanboy justification by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      You have to watch all episodes to "get it". Don't judge by the first season, especially for Kramer.

  14. Re:Some should of keyed that car in the handicap s by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to the article, people did key his car for that

  15. Don't Hate by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Park different!

    1. Re:Don't Hate by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

      No, no.

      You're parking it wrong!

    2. Re:Don't Hate by VJmes · · Score: 1

      That was one of the famous stories of Apple's Cupertino campus. An employee once left a note under the windshield wiper of Steve's car that said Park Different.

  16. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by Enry · · Score: 3, Informative

    He had cancer for 20 years?

  17. Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time for by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time for people who doing all the time and I bet there are hard ass judges who will give some like the jobs the MAX time in jail.

  18. Nice off topic rant, lefty, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the Google executives don't have expensive cars or homes or jets.

    And the 40M (20M if you eliminate the illegals) can see a doctor whenever they want, they just have to pay for it or get insurance.

    1. Re:Nice off topic rant, lefty, but by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      That 767 it just for parties. It's completely different.

  19. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

    How long was he dying of cancer? The article states that he'd been doing this since at least the early 80s.

  20. Keyed much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I saw a high end Mercedes with no licence plate parked in a handicapped parking spot I would have assumed the owner was a pretentious douche bag and keyed the vehicle.

    1. Re:Keyed much? by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      If I saw a high end Mercedes with no licence plate parked in a handicapped parking spot I would have assumed the owner was a pretentious douche bag and keyed the vehicle.

      ... but in this case the owner is driving the car for less than 6 months, so on balance, he probably won't even have to drive a "keyed" car for much more than a few weeks. He probably didn't even need to get the car cleaned he changed it so often!*

      *this should not be taken as an indicator of how often I clean my car. although it probably could be.

  21. First class asshole by killmenow · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs was many things. A visionary, a leader, a celebrity, and a first class asshole among them.

    1. Re:First class asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're all assholes at some point, he was a psychopath!

  22. Re:It's ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, I'm pretty sure he didn't have terminal cancer for the last 20 years.

  23. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    It means the previous poster was a douche of the sort who thinks 'consensus of opinion' is English. In this case, the intended word probably was "flout."

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  24. Re:It's ok. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    Uh, I'm pretty sure he didn't have terminal cancer for the last 20 years.

    The RDF alters the flow of time.

  25. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by EvanED · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you RTFA you'd know that he's done it since the early 80s.

  26. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by socz · · Score: 1

    Yah... like the sole comment on that page said... 'there's a reason they're always empty, even handicapped people don't want to park there, they just want to get treated the same as everyone else!' /sarcasm

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  27. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

    I suspect the AC confused "flaunt" with "flout". Not too surprising, as it's a rarely used word these days.

  28. He's still a douche. by gellenburg · · Score: 1

    I don't care what loopholes he's able to use, doing that is still a douche move.

    (Typed from my Apple Wireless Keyboard into a Safari textbox running on Mac OS X Lion on my 27" iMac. I love the products, but the more I learn about Jobs the more disgusted I become at him.)

    The man was fracking prick.

    1. Re:He's still a douche. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man was fracking prick.

      It never ceases to amaze how many people love his products so much that they can't even admit this to themselves. Steve Jobs was a good salesman, and he was a God-tier Douche to anyone that he disagreed with or honestly just felt like being a douche. It's okay, there have been a lot of God-tier Douches throughout history, and when you talk about Fortune 500 CEO's the Douche density goes through the roof.

      It is possible to revere the vision and dislike the man. I don't know why so many people have a problem doing this.

    2. Re:He's still a douche. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether or not Steve Jobs parked in handicapped spots I can't answer, but I will say this: parking in handicapped spots says a lot more about a person than simply "what a jerk move". It's much more than that. It tells an entire story about a person's life priorities and the way they intend to achieve them, as well as the general theme of their "human relations" throughout life.

    3. Re:He's still a douche. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true.

      I heard an NPR interview with Jobs' official biographer a day or two ago and I was struck by the biographer's lack of insight into Jobs and the people around him. Jobs' inner circle were described as being very loyal, which in a sense is true, but they were loyal to the vision, not the man. I imagine the biographer would be shocked to see who didn't show up to the private memorial service.

    4. Re:He's still a douche. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking prick, say it with me now, fucking prick.

  29. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by sjames · · Score: 1

    He wasn't dying of cancer in 2001.

  30. Re:Handicapped spots by Agent+Z5q · · Score: 1

    Then get a handicapped license plate... oh, wait... then he'd have a license plate, and that is so uncool.

  31. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    So, err, how would they give him time in jail for parking on a handicapped spot... on restricted private property?

    I can paint a pair of lines in my driveway and a big handicapped symbol between them, and park there all I want to. It would make me appear to be a dick for doing it (then again, some neighbors might get a laugh out of it), but it's perfectly legal for me to do that. Same with any other private property that isn't an obvious publicly-'open' store or retail outlet.

    It would depend on California laws, but I'm certain there are going to be some pretty obvious exceptions for what kind of private property you can enforce the rules on.

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  32. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by nomadic · · Score: 2

    Slashdot libertarians compulsively speak up constantly about their little pet ideology, so you're probably wrong on that.

  33. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Where are all the supposed Libertarians here on /. pointing out what a government intrusion it is to tell private companies what kind of parking spaces they should have, let alone jailing people for not complying with them?

    So moved.

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  34. We built him up, time to tear him down by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Seems to be following the standard course for famous people, they get puffed up to near god like levels and then we kick them into the gutter as everyone with a bone to pick gets their 15 minutes of fame.

    While I like some of his products and his influence on design is without question I never would excuse half what he is rumored to have done. That being said, he's dead. Give it a few years and maybe we will get closer to the truth

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  35. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I haven't read the biography but I'm pretty sure Jobs was an asshole and I don't need a story like this to confirm it. He also did good things but parking illegally wasn't one of them. From what I know, he's always done it. I don't know what belief system others have but my opinion is that dying from 9 years of cancer at 56 is karma. Now don't misunderstand that I wish anyone dead but I believe you have to answer what you've done in the end.

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  36. Commit a felony over an infraction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? How about "the government shouldn't put people in jail for trivial parking infractions," or is that too radical here on "big government out of my life" Slashdot?

    1. Re:Commit a felony over an infraction? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      You don't go to jail for a trivial infraction, you might go to jail for being a habitual scofflaw, based on some anecdotes I've heard, that would require hundreds of tickets... the lack of license plate is a pretty effective legal block to accumulating hundreds of proven tickets.

  37. Come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Steve had been smoker he would have changed the car more often as he would have tried to avoid emptying ashtray. With the income he had it would have been quite acceptable expense.

  38. Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a complete twat. Good riddance.

  39. Theories I've heard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There comes other stories for not having a license plate. What I've read elsewhere: 0. 6-month new car loophole 1. Plate frequently stolen, police tolerated missing plate 2. 'I'm Steve "No-Need-For-Plate" Jobs' 3. It's just a game 4. Don't want to be followed ...

    1. Re:Theories I've heard by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      5. License plates ruin the look of the car

  40. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by langelgjm · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that shopping centers, movie theaters, etc. are required to provided a certain number of handicap parking spaces based on the sized of the lot, etc. Probably a requirement of ADA and state laws. Not sure how it applies to a strictly private campus, but given that normal workplaces have to comply with all sorts of ADA related requirements, I wouldn't be surprised if they also had to provide handicap spaces.

    A lot of this story doesn't make sense. As others have pointed out, one would think he would have a reserved space (and maybe one in front of every building, if he wanted). Why not just park in the grass, if you really want to get close? Or get a Segway...

    Also, I'm not sure how not having tags would help you not get a ticket. If anything, I would think you would be pulled over quite a bit for not having tags. Parking enforcement would probably cite you for not having tags. Even if you could get the tickets thrown out, that's a pretty big inconvenience. Most systems should be able to give you a ticket based on your VIN, too, which is visible through the windshield...

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  41. Re:Handicapped spots by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    I sure see a whole lot of morbidly obese people with handicapped plates of late. They don't get me as much as the people who are just abusing the system (the ones who have the hanger because someone in their family needs it or are using a relative's car) and are just as able bodied as I am.

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  42. Take your iPhone, snap pic of VIN# on dashboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...email to police with affidavit that this model of Mercedes with no license plate was parked in this (insert pic of location and car in spot)
    Even good lawyers might not be able to keep him from losing his drivers license, but it's moot now.

  43. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    It's a quote from a Seinfeld episode.

  44. Re:It's ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the guy with terminal cancer can go ahead and use the handicapped spot.

    WTF

    The idea is not how sick you are, it's how mobile you are. Handicapped spaces are usually not only close to the door to reduce the distance needed to hobble, but also wider to allow for unloading scooters, wheelchairs, and so forth. Or even just people who aren't nimble enough to squeak in and out through the normal door clearance.

    However, it's true. When you use a handicapped spot, you're handicapped. Physically, mentally, or morally.

  45. Re:Handicapped spots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Per the recent biography he was treated for a decade because initially he rejected accepted medical practices. Only when he neared the end did he realize that the holistic treatments were not working and placed himself in the care of a proper physician. I think this guy was so arrogant in assuming that he could devise his own treatment plan. Because he was used to getting what he wanted it was hard to accept that he was not in control. Shoehornjob

  46. Cops Do This All The Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A lot of cops (at least LAPD) drive their personal cars without plates. It's only a "fix-it" ticket ($50 and no record). Without plates you can drive like a total asshole and other drivers will not be able to report your plates.

    1. Re:Cops Do This All The Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why in my province the fine is $5,000 for not having any plate/validation stickers (can't get them without a plate). Yes, $5,000. That's the minimum, actually--repeat offenders like Steve Jobs would pay a lot more, face jail time, and would likely end up unable to get their driver's license renewed. Never seen a car without a plate being driven around here, ever. Not even once. Closest to it was someone who stuck it in their rear window.

      If it's actually a genuine mistake (usually because you forgot to renew the registration) the cops would rarely actually charge you with that offence. They'll usually go for something like missing paperwork which is about $250.

  47. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by kju · · Score: 1

    What a BS comment. Many of the legitimate users won't be able to use regular spots because they need to increased width of the handicapped spots. Ever seen a wheelchair user get out of his car?

    But these reckless abusers of handicapped parking spots are never short on explanations and justifications for their sad behavior.

  48. Re:Some should of keyed that car in the handicap s by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Should "of"?

  49. Brilliant by kbg · · Score: 1

    This is of course brilliant, but the law itself is totally broken. This law means that a lot of people can avoid having license plates, including criminals. But of course parking in a handicapped zone is the most douchebag thing to do. Steve Jobs was obviously a total jerk.

    1. Re:Brilliant by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Yes and no though. I personally never park in handicapped spaces but it can be annoying driving around looking for a space when there's a whole bunch of perfectly usable empty ones that just happen to be painted a little differently. It's a waste to have a static allocation like that. But it is what it is I guess.

  50. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by demonbug · · Score: 1

    Most systems should be able to give you a ticket based on your VIN, too, which is visible through the windshield...

    Well, assuming it isn't covered up. As far as I know there is no law against covering the VIN, only removing or obliterating it.

  51. If you have money, there is always loopholes by photonic · · Score: 1

    Another example: Ryanair (Europe's lowest cost and most profitable airline) boss O'Leary started his own taxi company, which provides services exclusively to himself, so that he can use the taxi lanes to zoom past traffic towards work.

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    1. Re:If you have money, there is always loopholes by atisss · · Score: 1

      Damn it, I was thinking of doing the same when I got rich.. Or at least when I could afford taxi license :p

      Actually there are lot of other fun things you can do with the counter on - depending on local laws - park wherever you want, use forbidden turns, enter "no entry" zone, etc.. So, you just set your counter to 0.01 whatever per kilometer and pay additional tax from that.

  52. Re:Not my justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you're 80 years old and just walking is a pain and a half, you learn to appreciate those spots ;)

  53. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter what you feel, the fact was he didn't have a permit to park in those spots and was thus in violation of law. Whether or not he could have had a permit (had he applied) doesn't matter. A double amputee couldn't park there without one.

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  54. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Arlet · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, most of the time I go anywhere, I see nothing but prime parking spots...empty.

    Actually, the prime parking spots are on the other side of the lot, enabling you to get a healthy walk before getting back in the car.

  55. Re:Not my justification by mjr167 · · Score: 1

    The regulations mandate the number of handicap parking spaces based based on the size of the lot, not on the usage one could reasonably expect. That is probably good for stores and places that have lots of random people visiting, but doesn't work so well for places with a relatively stable expected population set. For a normal company, the people who are going to want/need to park close are employees who broke their leg or are 8 months pregnant and those people don't get handicap stickers. It's a problem of one-size-fits-all regulations.

  56. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    So, err, how would they give him time in jail for parking on a handicapped spot... on restricted private property?

    If the police don't have access to the property, then obviously they won't be writing tickets. A handicapped person who does have access to the lot might be able to sue Apple though because California allows private citizens to sue for ADA violations.

    I believe ADA Title III has all the details.

    BTW - your driveway scenario doesn't fit the parameters of Title III unless it's the driveway for a commercial facility.

  57. He couldn't use a License Plate by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Why should he have to use a license plate?

    Have you seen the License plates in California? They have rounded corners and limited buttons.

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    1. Re:He couldn't use a License Plate by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Given the choice between a license plate with rounded corners and limited buttons, and an empty trim ring and a hole where the plate should cover, I'd actually choose the former.

    2. Re:He couldn't use a License Plate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the DMV is guilty of patent violation? Rectangular slab with a plurality of rounded corners with a shiny flat front surface capable of showing graphical information to a viewer positioned within a certain number of degrees to the normal of the surface. Additionally, a system whereby you can pay more for a personalised inscription which does not increase function, but which has a positive effect on the owner's perception of other's perceptions of themselves.

    3. Re:He couldn't use a License Plate by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      Would it have killed him to have backlit LCD screens mounted in place of the license plates to otherwise display what a regular license plate would anyways?

      Heck, there's enough available characters on CA license plates to allow for "IDOUCHE" so if he ever felt like lampshading his need for an attitude adjustment, there was at least one good reason for using a license plate.

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  58. Re:Handicapped spots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Have to be careful assuming everyone who looks normal, maybe even walks normally, and has a handicap hanger is a cheat. I have MS and I wear out pretty fast. Parking a mile away isn't good for me unless I want to be scraped up with a spatula, especially in summer. Some days I'm actually having trouble walking, others I look fine. My grandma has heart problems, when she was "healthy" relative to now, she could not go far either. Just remember, not everyone "looks handicapped".

  59. Re:Not my justification by Xunker · · Score: 1

    Post signs that your parking lot stating it is "Private Property" and "Parking by Permission Only" or control the access via a gate or something, you are then (generally, varies by country and state) allowed to set parking however you see fit. Very many pay-parking-lots in my area do not have accessible spaces and are allowed to do this because they are not technically "public". (Yes, I actually asked city hall and that's what they said).

    UNLESS you are also an employer in the US. In which case you must follow ADA guidelines and provide spaces based on the size of your lot and/or workforce size.

    This is, of couse, all academic to argue about since once you are in a position to actually NEED those space (really, physically need them) you don't care how much other people are annoyed by them.

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  60. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by jordanjay29 · · Score: 2

    While it's television, I might point to the lead character of House, MD, who drives a motorcycle with a handicapped sticker on it. Well, make that drove, I think the show's producers traded it in for a car to crash into Cuddy's dining room.

  61. Re:Not my justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you are denying that there are people out there who depends on being able to use these spots? E.g. because they have a wheelchair and need to larger width of the parking space to get out of their car?

  62. He also didn't carry a card key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And waited until someone opened the doors for him on the Apple campus.

    1. Re:He also didn't carry a card key by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I'm just surprised that his holiness didn't make them open with his force of will.

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  63. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by schwit1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not just private companies required to have gimp spots. I own a condo in Falls Church Virginia, aka The People's Republic of Falls Church. A few years back our HOA was told that a repaving permit for our parking lot would not be granted unless we added a couple of handicapped spots. We had to take the 3 closest spots to the condos and make them into 2 handicapped spots. We lost our visitor spots and we had some seriously pissed off owners who wanted to take the city to court on 5th amendment grounds. BTW, the gimp spots are used maybe once a month.

  64. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. ADA requirements require that there are a certain number of handicapped spots per N employees.

    This is regardless of whether the number of handicapped employees is greater than, or nowhere close to, the legally mandated number.

    Where I work, at one point the parking lots were reworked to improve ADA compliance. A LOT of handicapped spots were added - which are almost never filled because we simply don't have anywhere close to enough legally handicapped people to fill them.

    At least back then - The number of used spaces seems to be going up rapidly year by year since the change, and I'm wondering if there are people seeking legally handicapped status in order to get access to the nice parking spaces, now that it's a pretty big "perk".

  65. confirmation bias by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have to admit, I thought he was an asshole before I read that...

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  66. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that libertarians *also* believe in equal treatment under the law, right?

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  67. Re:Handicapped spots by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    In most states the bar to getting a handicapped plate is pretty low. You just have to get a doctor / PA / nurse / somebody in health care with initials behind their name to sign off that you are generically handicapped.

    And morbidly obese people just might have a valid reason for a handicapped permit (arthritis, heart, lung problems etc).

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  68. What a douche by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    If he was actually parking in handicapped spots because he felt the rules just don't apply to him he was an iDouche.

    As CEO he would have his own designated spot in the parking lot. If not he should have. Not to mention having enough money that he probably could have arrived by helicopter every day and parked on the rooftop helipad.

    1. Re:What a douche by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      If he was actually parking in handicapped spots because he felt the rules just don't apply to him he was an iDouche.

      As CEO he would have his own designated spot in the parking lot.

      From the article it sounds like he only did it at Apple - not everywhere.
      If that's the case, then I say it was actually better than getting his own designated parking place at each building.
      Think about it for a second - spots designated for the ceo would be in the exact same place as the handicapped spot and it would go unused whenever he wasn't there. He essentially made his ceo spot "dual-use" - ceo-parking when he was there and handicapped when he wasn't. That's actually better than ceo-only.

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    2. Re:What a douche by Tomato42 · · Score: 1

      Your reality distortion is so strong that for a second I actually thought it was a good idea. Ease on the power dude!

    3. Re:What a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about it for a second - spots designated for the ceo would be in the exact same place as the handicapped spot and it would go unused whenever he wasn't there. He essentially made his ceo spot "dual-use" - ceo-parking when he was there and handicapped when he wasn't. That's actually better than ceo-only.

      If Steve Jobs had set your grandmother on fire when she was alive, you'd have found a justification too. "She was old and unpleasant anyway". "Old is miserable, she was hanging on too tight. Steve had the way forward, we should do this with all grandmothers". You fucking iRetard!!!

      Handicapped parking is suppose to be available 24/7 whether or not the CEO is present. As a humane society we've mandated and regulated that.

    4. Re:What a douche by chronoglass · · Score: 1

      you know.. i prefer to think it was because he was a douche... but if he wasn't, this is probably the best answer I've ever seen.

    5. Re:What a douche by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      Actually, reserved parking for the CEO would have to be farther away than the handicapped spots, per ADA distance requirements for handicapped parking spaces. This is why handicapped parking spaces are always the closest available spaces to the front entrance anywhere you go, I think the limit is something like 150' from the front entrance, and at least one spot has to be van-accessible (with an adjacent loading ramp).

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  69. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Some of those people that look "just fine" that have handcapped plates might be fine- they might have borrowed the car or been a caretaker.

    Be carefull to label them all though.

    The deaf probably look "just fine"- but are at greater risk of being struck and killed in a parking lot due to being deaf- and thus, I believe are allowed to park there.

    You never know what condition someone might have- so be carefull of judging people you don't know the condition of.

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  70. Re:Some should of keyed that car in the handicap s by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    It has happened, especially because without the tag someone "not in the know" wouldn't realize it was The Boss' car.

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  71. How to park illegally by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We all know everyone in Cupertino down to the dog catcher was terrified of Steve Jobs getting pissed off and moving his giant filthy lucre machine. He could have shot a nun in the face inside Cupertino City Hall and there would have been no witnesses.

    1. Re:How to park illegally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know everyone in Cupertino down to the dog catcher was terrified of Steve Jobs getting pissed off and moving his giant filthy lucre machine. He could have shot a nun in the face inside Cupertino City Hall and there would have been no witnesses.

      I don't have a problem with this.

      Fucking nuns.

    2. Re:How to park illegally by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      He could have shot a nun in the face inside Cupertino City Hall and there would have been no witnesses.

      Interestingly, I have never read an article or interview where he categorically denies having done exactly that.

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    3. Re:How to park illegally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad example; Nobody likes nuns anyways.

  72. When you make $100k's per minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you don't really want to spend a lot of time walking to the office either.

    It's the same reason why "those rich assholes" speed on the interstate. It's not them disregarding the rules because they're "better than that", it's simple economics.

  73. Re:Handicapped spots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could at least ham it up for everyone else's benefit. We're giving you a prime parking space, throw us a friggin' bone here.

  74. what a dick by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People who get busted for parking in handicapped stalls should be forced to use a wheelchair for a week instead of a ticket. It's inconsiderate, lazy and just plain douchebaggery. Don't care who you are.

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    1. Re:what a dick by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ha! I like that. I would make it an option to a fine.

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    2. Re:what a dick by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      My wife is wheelchair bound, and I f***ing hate it when people park in DP spots without plates or a placard. Even worse is when someone is obviously using someone elses placard (two teenagers get out of a car and bounce into the mall).

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    3. Re:what a dick by timothyf · · Score: 1

      As long as they get no handicapped parking sticker along with that, I'm in full support. :)

    4. Re:what a dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we enforce the wheelchair use by breaking both their legs?

  75. Re:Handicapped spots by danlip · · Score: 1

    from the TFA (OMG, I read it!) it sounds like he was doing this long before he had cancer.

  76. Simple Explaination by pwileyii · · Score: 3

    Steve Jobs was an ass. I know people like him that don't think they should have to obey the rules they don't like, but don't have the money to get away with most of it. Steve Jobs did and believed he knew better than anyone else, so he did what he wanted when he wanted regardless of the impact it had on others.

    1. Re:Simple Explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And leasing a new car every 6 months to avoid having a licence plate impacts you or anyone in what manner?

    2. Re:Simple Explaination by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs was an ass. I know people like him that don't think they should have to obey the rules they don't like, but don't have the money to get away with most of it. Steve Jobs did and believed he knew better than anyone else, so he did what he wanted when he wanted regardless of the impact it had on others.

      So you can see why he's such a hero on slashdot. He was like something out of an Ayn Rand storybook.

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    3. Re:Simple Explaination by guttentag · · Score: 1

      I'm halfway through the new biography now, and based on what I've read so far, I'd venture a guess that if you held a seance and could channel Steve he would tell you that it cost humanity less to make a handicapped person struggle with an extra 25 minutes to get from the parking lot to the building than for him to take an extra minute getting to work to make his dent in the universe each day. "Was that handicapped person going to make the iPad happen? You're damned lucky I parked there every day. During my time at Apple I saved two years of wasted time by doing that. I would have been dead before we got the iPad to the public!"

      He also had a tendency to completely ignore things he didn't like (critics, his out-of-wedlock daughter's existence, the fact that drinking carrot juice did not make him immune to BO, deadlines, his terminal cancer...). I'm sure he pulled into work every day, thought "there's a spot, right near the door," was not even conscious of the handicapped sign and pulled right in. It just so happened that the spots near the door that happened to be empty were the handicapped spots. If those had been occupied and a spot marked, "Reserved for Tim Cook," or "Electric Vehicles Only," or "Police Parking Only," it wouldn't have mattered. He would have parked because the spot was empty. And if his vehicle got towed he would have just called Smythe European and told them to have someone drive down Steven's Creek and deliver a new car to the campus in 15 minutes.

      Or perhaps he simply considered his lack of compassion a handicap, which therefore entitled him to the spot.

    4. Re:Simple Explaination by Phos · · Score: 1

      Spot on sir!

  77. Re:Handicapped spots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was also gaming the system. In that he unlike all his fellow Californians was not paying his tax for tags on his plates...

    If he was willing to dodge a tax for what was such a relatively minor amount of money in his eyes. What else was he up to?

    He probably could have *easily* got the tag too.

    Someone who was just being a cheapass would be driving a 1980s something with no AC. This is different. This is a 'I am not going to pay taxes on this because I can get away with it'. Not because it is the right thing to do.

  78. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

    He did steal a liver, which kind of offsets the dying thing IMO, and it appears that he did this before he got cancer.

    Also, Apple is built on handouts from the state, including copyright, patents, and a lot of government contracts. It's illogical to apply free market logic to a welfare queen like Jobs.

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  79. I don't understand why people worship this guy by geman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Makes no sense to me why people worship this guy. No one who ever worked with or for him really liked him. He treated people like shit. Thought the rules that we all have to follow don't apply to him. Thought he could cure cancer with herbs and diet. Yea... he was a good businessman, I will give him that. Every apple product I have ever bought has broken within a year or two, honestly i think the zune is a better product that the ipod. Speaking of Zune. Poor freaking Bill Gates. This guy is a brilliant programmer (which Steve Jobs could never do) and a businessman. And if he dies no one is going to be crying outside of best buy and putting post it notes on windows. In addition Steve Jobs ignored and denied one of his own children for the first 10 years of her life, and also never gave a cent to any charities. Bill Gates is giving away basically his entire fortune to help the less fortunate. Gates has done more for the world that Apple ever will. Yea sucks that he died, we all will die, move on.

    1. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Every apple product I have ever bought has broken within a year or two,"
      then you are an anomalous piece of data. I'm not a fan boy, the their products have a good reputation for quality.

      The Zune is an ugly device.

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    2. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      He was a rich prick who made great products and built a very successful company. As opposed to all the other rich pricks who shuffle numbers and run previously successful companies into the ground.

      Worship, no? Delude myself that Zunes are better than iPods because I hate Steve Jobs? No.

    3. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by scubamage · · Score: 1

      People need to get over the death of Steve Jobs. He wasn't that important. Its not like the prick came up with the cure for cancer or anything.

    4. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Makes no sense to me why people worship this guy. No one who ever worked with or for him really liked him.

      Lots of people who worked for him liked him and disliked him. It's not a binary thing. Many of his closest friends like Wozniak say he pushed people the wrong way but he got results. Like he once told Wozniak that a game could be programmed in 4 days to meet a deadline. Woz was hesitant but he got it done. I don't know if you've ever been in the military but chances are most soldiers do not like their drill instructor. Their drill instructor will abuse them to get them ready for the war not win a popularity contest.

      honestly i think the zune is a better product that the ipod. Speaking of Zune. Poor freaking Bill Gates. This guy is a brilliant programmer (which Steve Jobs could never do) and a businessman.

      I would say the Zune is more Ballmer than Gates. Gates had retired 6 years earlier and had very little to do with it.

      In addition Steve Jobs ignored and denied one of his own children for the first 10 years of her life.

      Yes he was an asshole. We knew this.

      and also never gave a cent to any charities.

      And you know this how? Jobs was very private in his own life. I don't know if he ever donated to charity but if he did, he was not likely to publish that information. You are assuming he didn't but you don't know unless you've been his accountant your whole life.

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    5. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Once again, you obviously don't work in IT. You are buying the hype. You use one data point and call it a graph. I work with hundreds of Apple peices of hardware and I can tell you that they fail in hardware all the time and are a lot of times harder to fix if not impossible.

    6. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by chronoglass · · Score: 1

      true
      iphones fail slightly more often than blackberries in my organization.. and are broken/"lost" FAR more often.
      apple laptops are great.. for consumers, once you make a corporate image and strip out all of that crap that makes "it just work" (file sharing, web servers, the basic "consumer facing junk" that is called bloatware if it's on a dell) it has the same random lockups and freezes as a corporate windows machine. though failure is less common, it is MUCH more spectacular.. generally total loss, hope you were using your network drive sort of failure.

    7. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates. This guy is a brilliant programmer (which Steve Jobs could never do)

      True, Jobs wasn't a programmer. But neither was Bill. Sure, he understood what code WAS, but that isn't enough to make you a "brilliant" programmer. (Jobs also knew what code was). In fact, the only thing that makes a brilliant programmer is writing code, day in, day out, making lots of mistakes and learning from them. Bill never had time for that, it wasn't his job. People who have seen Bill's early coding efforts (I haven't) have said that it's of low-to-average quality, the sort of thing that most of us write early in our careers.

    8. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Tom · · Score: 2

      Gates. This guy is a brilliant programmer

      Err, what?

      He can code, yes. I've yet to see evidence of anything even resembling brilliance. What code of his is actually known to be written by him (and not bought elsewhere) is well within the capabilities of average programmers of the respective time.

      (which Steve Jobs could never do)

      AFAIK he never claimed to. He's most definitely not the nicest guy around. Then again, neither is Gates. Oh yeah, he's trying to whitewash his name now with billions that he's taken from society in the form of monopoly rent. When people give away money, never forget where they got it in the first place. Al Capone also gave money to charities.

      I'm tired of this "my hero" blabla, no matter who he is. All these people are first and foremost humans - flawed and all. None of them are heroes, and you should make individual traits of them your inspiration, never the whole man (or woman).
      With real people, who have flaws, make mistakes, sometimes act too emotionally or too rationally, you can always paint the picture this way or that way. It's been done in many examples: A short biography of exclusively 100% true statements about someone, and at the end the name is revealed and it turns out that the seemingly great, compassionate man was a bloodthirsty dictator, or the apparently evil sociopaths is a revered historical hero.

      It's not only that you see what you want to see, it's also that sometimes the very same trait can be seen as positive ("focussed and determined") or negative ("obsessed maniac with no life").

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    9. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by geman · · Score: 1

      Yea not saying he wasn't a good at building a successful company because clearly he was. Just don't understand why people think he is any more special than any other ceo of a large company. Can you tell me who runs Exxon? Thats a pretty successful company that effects everyone on this planet and that we all depend on to keep our engines running, but no common person even has any idea of who runs Exxon.

    10. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by geman · · Score: 1

      "And you know this how?" http://thenewamerican.com/economy/commentary-mainmenu-43/8915-steve-jobs-charitable-contributions-he-gave-at-the-office This is why I don't believe he donated to any charities, and yea of course he could of done it secretly, but every story I have ever read about him gives me the impression he didn't.

    11. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by geman · · Score: 1

      K i most likely took the brilliant part too far. Let me please rephrase as a capable programmer. Either way, i don't think Bill should be worshiped. I am not a MS fan boy and obviously not an Apple fan boy. Just think that people are brain washed into this whole Apple thing and it annoys me because I think their products are over priced, locked down and nothing to go crazy over.

    12. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wrote the BASIC language interpreter for the Altair/Commodore64.

    13. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why people would look up to Bill Gates because he is giving his money to charity now. Lets put his "charity" into perspective. If someone destroyed your business by using illegal tactics and made tons of money doing it, would you still think that is was great that he took, what should have been your money, and donated it to charity? Bill Gates is not donating, everyone that he has screwed over was forced into donating their money by proxy.

      He took money from people, kept enough to make his life fantastic and then gives some of that money back to "the poor" with strings attached.

    14. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be fair, he changed the way people see and use technology. But yeah, you can create an amazing product and still be an enormous asshole.

      But all that stuff about Gates, yeah, sure, he gives to charities. Most of those robber-baron-types do. But I don't think anyone has ever totally forgotten the circumstances leading to that antitrust suit against Microsoft.

    15. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you had bad luck with Apple products. Back when I was still buying them (before they changed their EULA) my experience was that they were rock solid, and lasted for decades. (Well, not really. But generally I sold them used while they were still working, because they had become obsolete and I had replaced them.)

      I would not recommend Apple products today purely because of their EULA. Well, and proprietary lock-in, but most of that isn't Apple's doing, it done by those who wrote the applications. And few of the applications I used were from Apple. (They didn't tend to follow their own user interface guidelines.)

      OTOH, while Steve Jobs was a fantastically good AND effective technological visionary, I never liked his "walled garden" preference. I consider him far superior to Gates as a techno-visionary (does Gates even meet the minimum standards?), but neither seems like a decent human. The computer world would be better off if Gates had been still-born, but the same isn't true of Steve Jobs. But the Gates foundation has actually supported many decent causes, and many don't appear to have been PR efforts for MS. (I've heard that this is due to his wife. This could be true, but it does indicate that he's willing to be moved.)

      Calling Gates a "brilliant programmer" doesn't appear to me to be backed up by reliable evidence, though I'll admit that I have no evidence that he couldn't be one if he chose to. Just no evidence that he ever chose to. (Stealing a Basic compiler doesn't make one a brilliant programmer...and that's the story that I have heard and believe. Unless you meant something else.) But it's quite possible that he's not as unpleasant a person as Jobs was.

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    16. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fundamental problem assailing Bill Gates' reputation was Windows 95 and IE4. If not for those debacles, we would see Microsoft and therefore him in a different light.

    17. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      You use one data point and call it a graph. I work with hundreds of Apple peices of hardware and I can tell you that they fail in hardware all the time and are a lot of times harder to fix if not impossible.

      Hardware fails all the time, ALL hardware. There will be a lot of macs that fail because there are a ot being sold. The question is does Apple hardware fail more than similar quality PC hardware. The answer is no. And when it does support is often better (they still lead in suport satisfaction surveys.)

      Difficult to fix, as opposed to what ? Of course an iMac is going to be harder to repair than a beige box PC. Compare like with like, you think an iMac is more difficult to repair than an HP Omni (or a similar all-in-one "me too" pc) or a Mac Mini is more difficult to repair than an EeeBox ? There's a trade off there, just like there's one with a laptop vs a pc.

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    18. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Steve Jobs ignored and denied one of his own children for the first 10 years of her life
      > Gates has done more for the world that Apple ever will.

      yup, so and Gates lives on, healthily, and will probably live another 2 decades, while Steve is gone. Karma. Payback.

    19. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Every apple product I have ever bought has broken within a year or two, honestly i think the zune is a better product that the ipod. Speaking of Zune. Poor freaking Bill Gates. This guy is a brilliant programmer (which Steve Jobs could never do) and a businessman. And if he dies no one is going to be crying outside of best buy and putting post it notes on windows. In addition Steve Jobs ignored and denied one of his own children for the first 10 years of her life, and also never gave a cent to any charities. Bill Gates is giving away basically his entire fortune to help the less fortunate. Gates has done more for the world that Apple ever will. Yea sucks that he died, we all will die, move on.

      You think the Zune is a better product? +5 for having no taste.

      As far as Gates, what did he spend on his mansion? 100 million? Why aren't you (and everyone else on this forum) bitching about that? Obviously hw shouldn't be able to spend the money on what he wants when there are poor people in the world.

      I've never met someone who actually worked with him in the last 15 years who didn't have the utmost respect for the guy.

    20. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by renoX · · Score: 1

      Usually famous people are judged by what they did, not by their personal life: Einstein probably treated poorly his first wife, but this doesn't make him less a genius.

      That's the same with Jobs..

    21. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Tom · · Score: 1

      That's well known.

      I've actually worked with that one. Not a brilliant piece of software. Not horrible either, windows is definitely far worse and a lot more buggy. Then again, it's also a lot more complicated.

      So, come again?

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    22. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Serpents · · Score: 1

      And you know this how? Jobs was very private in his own life. I don't know if he ever donated to charity but if he did, he was not likely to publish that information. You are assuming he didn't but you don't know unless you've been his accountant your whole life.

      He killed all charity programs Apple supported as soon as he returned as the CEO so I think, that with good probability, the asshole didn't spend a dime to help someone else than himself.

    23. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you've ever been in the military but chances are most soldiers do not like their drill instructor. Their drill instructor will abuse them to get them ready for the war not win a popularity contest.

      Wars are a matter of life and death, selling over-priced consumer electronic devices is juust a fucking business.

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    24. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      My point is that Jobs was in the business of running a fucking company. He wasn't running a popularity contest.

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    25. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yes Jobs killed the programs. Apple had financial issues at the time and needed to cut costs. Did he ever restore it? I don't work for Apple so I don't know. But I know that Apple participated in the Product RED campaign against AIDS.

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    26. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Your entire story is speculation. Maybe his wife took care of that aspect of their lives; maybe it's in his will. From what I know Jobs was very low key in his private life. Despite worth billions, he lived in a modest home in a middle-class neighborhood with his wife and kids with no security and no household help. I wouldn't surprise me that he didn't bring attention to any charity donations. I don't either because when I give to one charity, I get gads mail from other charities asking for money as well. A guy worth billions? I can't imagine the sheer volume of mail that would generate.

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    27. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor freaking Bill Gates. This guy is a brilliant programmer...

      No he wasn't. Bill Gates couldn't code hello world. He is a very good businessman but not a programmer.

    28. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for him and he was a great boss. The products pretty much prove that. You don't have to be Mr. Popular to be a good boss. Just like good parents aren't their kids' best friend, neither is a good boss. I'm sure Bill Gates was a good boss too. Many of my friends have great careers at Microsoft that mirror my experiences at Apple. They just don't have the ingenuity to show for it that we've had over the past decade or so.

      Your broken Apple product every two years anecdote goes against nearly three decades of empirical evidence to the contrary.

      Not giving one-cent to charities is, a) none of your business, and b) unsubstantiated. And even if it can be corroborated, it's still none of our business and no indication of a human being's worth.

      His choice of cancer treatment, while seemingly foolish to most of us, is also a) none of our business, and b) a private matter and thus, none of our business.

    29. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His choice of cancer treatment, while seemingly foolish to most of us, is also a) none of our business, and b) a private matter and thus, none of our business.

      When, through his poor choice of not getting his cancer treated properly at the appropriate time led to it spreading to his liver, then having a liver transplant which could have benefited someone else more, yeah, the first part about the treatment, well he was an idiot for it, but I guess that is none of our business, but taking a liver that could have been of greater benefit to someone else which he may not have needed if it wasn't for his earlier mistake, that is certainly enough for me to call him a selfish dick.

    30. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by danaris · · Score: 1

      All these people are first and foremost humans - flawed and all. None of them are heroes, and you should make individual traits of them your inspiration, never the whole man (or woman).

      All heroes are humans, too. Unless your contention is that there's no such thing as a hero, I don't see how you can claim that someone with flaws cannot be a hero and therefore should not be admired.

      “In fact, since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished out of imperfection. Yet they were accomplished, somehow, all the same.” -- Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan, _Mirror Dance_, by Lois McMaster Bujold.

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    31. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by danaris · · Score: 1

      That's primarily interesting for its historical significance, rather than its conformation to Platonic ideals of programming.

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    32. Re:I don't understand why people worship this guy by jaysones · · Score: 1

      You, on Bill Gates: "if he dies" LOL

  80. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Myopic · · Score: 1

    Actually, no, I've never seen that. I'm sure it happens sometimes, somewhere, but the only way I've seen handicapped spaces used is by people who get out and walk to the store with no apparent problem; or people who sit there and idle while another able-bodied person gets out and goes into the store. I see those semi-regularly. But the thing I usually see handicapped spaces used for is... nothing, like they're empty, about 98% of the time I see them.

    I am fully in support of the concept of handicapped spaces, but our implementation is very, very bad. I suggest:
    * the death penalty for doctors who give handicapped stickers to people who don't need them
    * the death penalty for people who use handicapped stickers when they don't need them
    * reducing handicapped spaces by 80%, dropping most parking lots down to one or at most two spaces

  81. Re:Not my justification by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    My favorite mandatory handicap spots were at a waterski park, I had been going there for a few years, then, one day, 10 of 16 first row parking spots were converted to 6 handicapped spots - at a waterski park. In the following year I never saw a single spot used.

  82. I drove with no plate in CA for months by istartedi · · Score: 1

    One of the weird things about CA is that when you get a new car it can take a while to get a plate. I drove with no plate for months. I did have a little plastic bag with some paperwork in it on the windshield though. I think it may have been longer than 6 months actually. Somebody told me that was long, even for CA. I called the dealer, they did some looking, and it turns out the dealer had my plates for much of that time and forgot to tell me they were in. During that time, I even drove into Nevada. I guess they're used to seeing it. I never got pulled over.

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    1. Re:I drove with no plate in CA for months by Richy_T · · Score: 2

      Probably, like so many laws, license plate laws mainly cause issues for the law abiding. Expired tags? Get a fine. No tags at all? Cop probably assumes you just bought the vehicle and moves on.

    2. Re:I drove with no plate in CA for months by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Good logic, except if your tags are expired, you're not abiding the law. Anyway, driving around without even temporary tags will get you pulled over in most states. I can't explain CA, but then, few people can.

    3. Re:I drove with no plate in CA for months by mrxak · · Score: 1

      This does explain why when I visited CA several years ago, I saw tons and tons of vehicles without plates. It really stood out. At the time, I thought it was truly bizarre, and wondered if cops just didn't care, but I guess that's CA for you.

  83. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Myopic · · Score: 2

    Ha! That would be awesome! I'd love to hear a lawyer try to explain why

    "nor be deprived of... property, without due process of law"

    applies to situations governed by the process of law. That would be hilarious!

  84. Re:Some should of keyed that car in the handicap s by alamandrax · · Score: 1

    I agree. Let's put an angry note on the AC's windshield. We will not stand for things like this.

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  85. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by omnichad · · Score: 2

    Go back. There's a few dozen comments on that page now, and most of them don't know it's a Seinfeld quote/joke.

  86. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    did you RTFA, at all? I mean really, it was quite short. Maybe it would help shed light on some of these things for you.
    According to legendary Apple programmer Andy Hertzfeld, Jobs even in the early 80â(TM)s was keen on discarding license plates and parking in Handicap spots.
    I could be wrong, but I don't think he was dying of cancer 30 years ago.

  87. not trying to defend these actions... by demonbug · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But this brought up an interesting question. I know that California state law requires a certain number of handicapped spaces for all public parking lots and structures (public including lots intended for customers and employees), but I haven't been able to find anything about enforcing handicapped parking in private lots. Presumably, the city parking police wouldn't be cruising through a privately-owned campus like Apple's. Could an employee (or passerby) call to report such a violation? Or would the entity that owns the lot have to invite the police to enforce the handicapped parking space?

    Absolutely an asshole move to do this, I'm just wondering, legally, how it works to enforce handicapped parking in private lots. Presumably one of those who keyed the car might have considered calling to report the parking violation, so I'm thinking that the municipality's parking police aren't allowed to do anything unless the owner of the property invites them to do so (which most shopping centers etc. would likely do).

    1. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      It likely varies by locality but I've heard of at least one case of someone getting ticketed by a cop for parking in a disabled space in a private car park. While regular traffic laws don't apply, I think the disabled parking would be a special case.

      (The actual violation was that it was a motorcyclist parking in the striped area outside of the actual space. Apparently he wasn't aware that it is considered part of the space since some disabled vehicles need extra space for ramps etc. Just something to bear in mind)

    2. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably one of those who keyed the car might have considered calling to report the parking violation...

      Maybe, but I would guess that the person doing so wants to leave a 'real' dent on the pocketbook of the owner of a Mercedes. At least in my state a fine for parking in handicapped is way less than fixing the paint on the door, or front and rear fender as well as the door, of a Mercedes. Granted I'd bet you're hard pressed to find a guy with as much cash as Jobs who doesn't have a low deductable on his insurance policy that covers vandalism. If you then factor that the owner probably has to trade the car to get their virgin fenders back, now we're talking real cash lost.

      Or maybe they just want immediate gratification, or hate silver, or German cars, or wanted immediate gratification for their hatred for silver German cars.

    3. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually the security team watches over the front desk and parking lot. They see someone park there they call the parking enforcement folks and a ticket is written. Not unlike at college universities.

    4. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parking lots are considered roads under California law, the police have jurisdiction to ticket vehicles in them all.

    5. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Frankly, those handicapped parking spots are more politics than anything. I think there's an episode of Bullshit! about them, go check it out. I don't agree with everything (not in general and not on that episode), but they do make a number of good points.

      I can totally understand his disgust at them. Over here, I've been to a few places where I'm not so certain anymore the people responsible are joking or on their way to insanity. There's parking spaces for handicapped people, for women with children, for single women, and some others. What's next, segregation by hair colour, or are we already at skin colour again?

      I don't park in handicapped spots, because a) I understand that there's a 0.1% chance someone who actually needs it might come by during the time I'm there and b) the risk of a fine is real. But I don't support them in 90% of the cases. There are some rare exceptions.

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    6. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      I totally thought that at least some cities/states allowed private citizens to sign up as parking violation enforcers *for handicapped parking only*. You couldn't write tickets at meters, etc., but you were given a ticket pad and allowed to issue citations for improper handicap parking.

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    7. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      I doubt the city (or state, for that matter) would have jurisdiction. What little I've found online regarding this indicates that the complainant would have to file a complaint with the Department of Justice for an ADA Title III violation.

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    8. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      Wait, no, nevermind that. The initial comment of California state law requiring a certain number of handicapped spaces sidetracked me into thinking this was a question of enforcing an adequate number of handicapped spaces being made available on the private lot. Silly me.

      Yeah, local police would probably have jurisdiction, even if the lot is private, if somebody called to complain about the unauthorized use of a handicapped parking spot, but yeah, city police wouldn't be actively patrolling Apple's campus. I doubt Apple would have any legal standing to obstruct the police from entering the private lot to conduct an investigation if somebody called to complain, in much the same context that Apple would have no legal standing to obstruct paramedics or firefighters from entering the lot if circumstances demanded it.

      (IANAL, tho.)

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    9. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Parking lots are considered roads under California law, the police have jurisdiction to ticket vehicles in them all.

      Nope. You can run stop signs in front of a cop in a parking lot, and they can't do anything. They also can't ticket you for even a DUI on private roads, though I think they might be trying to change all that.

      Handicapped spots and fire lanes are an exception, though,

    10. Re:not trying to defend these actions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to manage a retail store down the street from Apple (though technically not in Cupertino), and it used to piss me off when people who didn't have the handicapped tag hanging from their mirror would park in the handicapped spot. I once called a guy out on it, in front of a lady with a walker who had to walk four times as far because he was illegally parked in the handicapped spot. He explained that he deserves to park there because there's a buffer next to it and his car cost more than hers and it doesn't matter if someone scratches hers up by parking too close to them. They had it out, up to the point where she shook her walker at him and he told her to screw herself.

      After that I looked into it. Apparently a police officer has the right to ticket someone for illegally parking on private property if they happen to notice it, and as the manager of the establishment, I could call a tow company and have the car towed away, but my employer very firmly told me, "we don't have people towed out of our parking lot. That's not good business." For that reason, most of the time the evil deed goes unpunished. In my case, I found my own loophole because there were a number of police officers who frequented my establishment, and I'd point it out to them.

  88. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean the guy who was dying of cancer? That guy should be jailed for parking in a handicapped spot?

    Hmm, let's see, he had enough money to afford to be driven while sick and was strong enough to drive himself to work. Yes toss his *ss in jail! Of course that's all a mute point now (yes I know it's moot but he's not going to say anything now ;-) ).

    I'm certainly not going to hand out sainthood to Jobs just because he's dead. He was human, was an *ss (every one of us are at some point, some more than most). Let's the rest of us get on with life.

  89. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by phantomlord · · Score: 5, Informative

    My dad had a brain aneurysm and stroke, leaving his left side almost entirely paralyzed, and I'm his primary caretaker. You'll see my pickup (not a big work truck, but it could just as easily be - not everyone can afford multiple vehicles) parked in those handicapped spots. Frankly we need a few feet between cars to make room for his wheelchair even without a lift (I keep it in the bed of the truck and lift it in and out myself). We've been stuck in parking lots without handicap spaces, where I have to stop where people drive through, get him out of the truck, move him over to the side, pull into a tight parking space and then go fetch him, reversing the process to get back out. While doing that, he's also had one impatient person sideswipe him in his wheelchair because they just couldn't bear to wait the couple minutes that it takes to complete the process.

    You may also see me parked in the handicapped space, get out of the truck all by myself and walk in somewhere. I never abuse the sticker, in that case, my dad is already inside and I parked there for when I bring him back out. Same thing if you see me walking to my truck by myself, chances are I was either dropping him off or I had to run back to my truck to get some paperwork we forgot or something.

    My sister has brain problems too... looks perfectly normal but goes into seizures randomly throughout the day. She has a sticker because a parking lot is a dangerous place to fall and seize in (see my dad getting hit in the wheelchair). No, she can't drive. Don't be so quick to judge people when you don't know their circumstances. Yes, there are plenty of people that abuse them (and yes, they are very easy to get), but there are a lot of legitimate people that do need those spots even if you can't tell from watching them for the 30-60 seconds it takes for them to walk inside.

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  90. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what is even worse? "BUS lane".
    1/2 or 1/3 of road space wasted for a user that comes by at most once every 10 minutes, while the other lanes are overfilled with cars.

  91. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    The point of the handicapped parking spaces is for people who have physical trouble getting around. Actually getting into the building.

    If you can drive a big ass motorcycle, you don't have that trouble.

    If you're deaf, you don't have that trouble.

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  92. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Politburo · · Score: 2

    When you make modifications you have to bring things up to code... zomg they hate freedom in Falls Church!!!1

  93. Handicapped spots are poor design by Ichijo · · Score: 2

    Why? Because there are always too many or too few. Just like the fact that a stopped clock is right twice a day, you can almost never have just the right number of handicapped spots. So cities usually force businesses to err on the side of having too many, and that violates the Zero One Infinity rule and represents a waste of land and money.

    A better design would be more dynamic and responsive to current occupancy rates. Rather than setting some arbitrary number of parking spaces close to the entrance as handicapped spaces, designate zero handicapped spaces, but make sure the spaces close to the entrance never completely fill up. Then there will always be a parking space near the entrance available for any handicapped person who needs to park there.

    Perhaps Steve was simply annoyed at having to live with the poor design.

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    1. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the space near the entrance that cannot be filled up could be painted in blue and be called handicapped spots !

    2. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      And the space near the entrance that cannot be filled up could be painted in blue and be called handicapped spots !

      Because the empty space(s) would be constantly changing, the paint budget would go through the roof!

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    3. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Tomato42 · · Score: 1

      you would gain more spaces by making all regular ones smaller by an inch than by removing all spaces for handicapped people. Disabled people really need them.

    4. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by timothyf · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason handicapped spaces are special is because people need the extra space around the spot to get into/out of the vehicle. This wouldn't work under your model unless all of these flexible spaces are handicap accessible.

    5. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      you would gain more spaces by making all regular ones smaller by an inch than by removing all spaces for handicapped people. Disabled people really need them.

      Don't worry, there will always be an open parking space or two near the entrance for anyone who needs it.

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    6. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      The spaces close to the entrance can remain handicap accessible as they are now. This still recovers a lot of space in almost all cases.

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    7. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except handicapped spaces are not ordinary parking spaces. They're wider, sometimes longer, because people who use complex machinery to get around need more space outside their cars. Imagine someone trying to get out next to a giant SUV that's parked the lines on both sides.

      Making every space wider just so they can all be used would be even more impractical.

      AC

    8. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Making every space wider just so they can all be used would be even more impractical.

      No spaces need to be made wider. The ones that are wide now can remain as they are.

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    9. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Kirijini · · Score: 1

      but make sure the spaces close to the entrance never completely fill up [streetfilms.org].

      The dude in your link suggests that you can keep one or two open spaces by setting the right price for parking - set the price high enough to deter some people from parking there.

      So, you're suggesting charging more for spots near the entrance to buildings? And requiring people who need handicapped spots, because they're handicapped, to pay for it?

    10. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      So, you're suggesting charging more for spots near the entrance to buildings?

      The "one price fits all" model just doesn't work very well in the real world. That's why restaurants have lunch specials and happy hour specials.

      And requiring people who need handicapped spots, because they're handicapped, to pay for it?

      Given that they don't have the physical ability to park far from the entrance in order to save money, I think it would be fair to give them a discount.

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    11. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he likely just didn't hire anyone that was handicap.

    12. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by heyguy · · Score: 1

      "The Zero One or Infinity (ZOI) rule is a rule of thumb in software design." Trying to apply it to handicap parking is stupid. Also, you're suggesting Apple charge their employees for parking on a daily basis? wtf?

    13. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one little detail to your plan. Handicapped spots need to be larger than normal ones and to have an empty spot beside them. This allows vehicles with lift gates to have room for things like wheelchairs.

    14. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      "The Zero One or Infinity (ZOI) rule is a rule of thumb in software design." Trying to apply it to handicap parking is stupid.

      When your best argument is an insult, you should reconsider your position.

      Also, you're suggesting Apple charge their employees for parking on a daily basis? wtf?

      Guess who pays for all that parking now?

      The fact that the spaces closest to the entrance fill up first proves that those are worth more to employees than the spaces farther away. So why shouldn't the employees who park farther away, and the ones who don't occupy a parking space at all, get a discount? Why do they need to subsidize the other drivers?

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    15. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      As I wrote above, the spaces close to the entrance can remain handicap accessible as they are now. This still recovers a lot of space in almost all cases.

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    16. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better design would be more dynamic and responsive to current occupancy rates. Rather than setting some arbitrary number of parking spaces close to the entrance as handicapped spaces, designate zero handicapped spaces, but make sure the spaces close to the entrance never completely fill up. Then there will always be a parking space near the entrance available for any handicapped person who needs to park there.

      Except that, like bathroom stalls, handicap parking spaces have different requirements than normal stalls (ie: they must be larger, to enable a person to get in/out of a wheelchair with their door wide open). This makes your typical hc spot 1.5 times larger than a normal spot. So while your argument possibly holds for normal pay parking rates, it doesn't wash for handicap spots because their needs are different. It's part of the price we pay as a society to invite our invalid to be a part of society, and that's what civilized people do.

      Truly a better design will come when we have autopilot for cars and they can drop us off and pick us up on demand and when we don't need our cars they go park themselves somewhere _out of the way_. I expect this will be combined with car sharing programs almost immediately once darpa/google/universities get their autopiloted cars approved for public use.

    17. Re:Handicapped spots are poor design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't mention handicapped spaces at all on that link. His ideas might be good for general parking, but I don't think it can work for handicapped spaces, controlling dynamic handicapped space allocation to always keep one or two free would probably be more expensive than the current method of over-provisioning.

  94. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Myopic · · Score: 1

    That sort of misses the point, which is that libertarians want to eliminate laws which apply to equal treatment. And that's fair, so long as they are up-front and honest about it:

    "Yes, we want to allow employers to refuse to hire black people. We think that racism is a smaller problem than government intrusion."

    That is fair and honest.

  95. Re:Handicapped spots by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    I know that people can have problems that aren't apparent but I see a large portion of people with handicapped hangers/plates being fit people it does make me wonder.

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  96. Re:Not my justification by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Because handicapped people don't enjoy the water? and I assume you always watch those spots, 24/7.

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  97. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

    He did steal a liver, which kind of offsets the dying thing IMO, and it appears that he did this before he got cancer.

    1. You do realize that the living donor transplantation for livers is practical these days right? I don't know where Jobs got his liver; the most suitable candidate would have been his sister or his mother (I don't know if she is still alive). From what I know Jobs never spoke to his father so it is unlikely he was the donor. The only thing I know is that it was a private donation meaning Jobs did not use UNOS, the public organ network. I don't see how that qualifies as "stealing."
    2. My understanding is that the liver failed because the cancer had spread from the pancreas. The form of cancer he had was treatable but that does not mean that treating it had no complications. Many think that Jobs would have lived longer had he treated his cancer sooner.
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  98. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by Myopic · · Score: 1

    "How"? You mean, by issuing a warrant for his arrest, arresting him, and processing him the way all other criminals are processed? How else would they do it?

    If you paint a pair of lines and a handicapped symbol in your driveway, that doesn't make it a handicapped spot under the law. If you open your house as a business for the public, then that does. The details are in the law.

    Surely that is clear to you.

  99. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by Myopic · · Score: 1

    I'm under the impression that tampering with a VIN is in fact illegal, but I can't quote a law about it. Covering it up? I'm not sure about that.

  100. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we up the ante and go with the death penalty for stupid posts on slashdot that request the death penalty for absolutely ridiculous things? This post not included because I am rich. But yours is. Neener neener.

  101. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Politburo · · Score: 2

    If they borrowed the car that doesn't magically give them the privilege of using the handicapped spaces.. they're still assholes.

  102. iPhone prior art! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His car was rectagular with rounded corners

    1. Re:iPhone prior art! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      err

      what

      you got a conjunction wrong, it was a rectangle *that* rounded corners.

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  103. something everyone already knew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs was apparently an asshole. Which, if you worked at Apple at any time when he was there, you probably already knew.

    Next, we're going to find out that he couldn't actually fly, snap his fingers and explode every pair of panties within five miles, or actually code an interface. Shocking.

  104. Re:OWS (oops, math) by Bardwick · · Score: 2

    Steve Jobs net worth was 8.3 billion. Let's go ahead and spread that one out so everyone can afford healthcare. Hell, that puts an extra $24.41 in everyones pocket. That's enough for one year of tuition. Granted, your only talking about the 40 million uninsured they would each get a big ole fat check for $207.50.

  105. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by kryliss · · Score: 2

    Atleast the little prick died the way he deserved. Withering away a slow painful death. Good riddance Jobs.

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  106. But not Ethically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is legal does not always correspond to what is ethical.

  107. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by CrackedButter · · Score: 2

    TRANSLATION: I don't want to read first hand information so I'll just believe what I want to say is true.

  108. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by roman_mir · · Score: 1, Troll

    but my opinion is that dying from 9 years of cancer at 56 is karma.

    - that is just so fucking stupid.

  109. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2

    Take the bus, then, if you're mad about being stuck in traffic.

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  110. Re:Some should of keyed that car in the handicap s by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    Yeah, his reaction was to park in another disabled bay but near where he was working so he could watch over it from his window. The guy had some balls.

  111. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by immaterial · · Score: 0

    Wish I had mod points; someone mod the parent up.

  112. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karma also explains 9/11. New York had to answer for what they'd done.

  113. Re:Handicapped spots by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Per the CA DMV, it is illegal to use someone else's placard/plates. And, in fact, if you have a placard/plates, you are also issued an ID. If you're in a HDCP spot, a cop can ask you to show said ID, and ticket you if you don't have it.

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  114. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 2

    I'm pretty sure he was on the public organ network. He got a liver from a Tennessee donor, which he shouldn't have been eligible for as a California resident. However, he had the resources to get on multiple donor lists, and gamed the system.

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  115. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by danomac · · Score: 2

    Karma can be a bitch sometimes.

  116. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 0

    I suggest: * the death penalty...

    Is that you Rick Perry? Dear Lord....

  117. US needs guys like him. by nickscalise · · Score: 0

    This is how the economy in the US works.

    Rich people do silly things with their money. Regular people earn a living every time a rich person does something silly with their money.

    Every time he buys or leases a new MB, someone has to do the paperwork, clean the new car, deliver the new car, sell the new car. It seems that the only people who don't get any benefit or work are the folks at the license window at the DMV. Taxes are paid, I'm sure.

    We need people like Jobs to keep the economy running.

    Imagine if all the millionaires and billionaires only spent as much money as regular folks. Lots of folks would not have jobs.

  118. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by pnutjam · · Score: 3

    I can see, by your choice of words, that you are obviously a compassionate and well educated individual.

  119. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Heh, I can imagine some vengeful god being like "Apparently he thinks he's disabled. I can make that happen."

    (I can have a morbid sense of humor sometimes.)

  120. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Some of those people that look "just fine" that have handcapped plates might be fine- they might have borrowed the car or been a caretaker

    In CA, it is illegal to use someone else's DP placard/plates to park in a DP spot.

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  121. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

    Story of the stolen liver, it looks like he did use the UNOS (and abuse).

  122. Forget about Jobs; RTA and check out the comments! by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    Bunch of people are ragging on the first poster because they didn't understand that he's quoting Seinfeld (and also angry that the poster quoted Richardson's character because of Richardson's public outburst, not realizing he might not have even written those lines). Granted, Seinfeld is 22 years old now, but the reactions are astonishingly dense. Ouch, I just aged myself.

  123. Re:Handicapped spots by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

    In my experience a lot of the morbidly obese peoples' problems are caused by being morbidly obese. My mother and step father's family are all obese to morbidly obese and none of them do any physical activity, eat lots of crap (my mom and step dad eat out every night), and in general don't take care of themselves. They all have joint, heart, breathing problems, along with all being type II diabetics. My fathers side are all very fit, don't over eat, eat good food, and are active. The only health issue there is that one of my aunts got breast cancer and she is one of the biggest fitness/health nuts there are and runs marathons and does triathlons still at age 54, she use to race bicycles professionally when she was younger. I am by far the heaviest (255lbs) when compared to that side of the family, but then I do lots of weight lifting and am by far the strongest, even though I am much shorter (5 feet 9 inches). My doctor likes to joke each year when I go in for my physical by saying "Congratulations you are still severely obese" when I get weighed as I am a very fit person who happens to have a BMI well over 35 (30 is considered obese)

    As further evidence I will offer up one of my friends from college he was a big fat guy in his mid 30's (grad student for life) who would be out of breath walking from his car to the dorm lobby. His whole family was obese and he would always blame it on genetics and was starting to have joint problems because of his weight. He never wanted to go to the gym or pool because he was worried about what people would think and thought that going would make his problems worse. The last year and a half while I was in college I managed to get him to go to the gym or pool each day with me. At first he struggled (the first 2 weeks are always brutal) and at first he didn't see a change and could barely do anything. After about 3-4 months he was still fat but was getting fit, he would actually be going at a good jogging clip on the elliptical machine for a good 45-60 minutes (instead of a walking pace for 5), was building strength when lifting and able to swim laps without stopping for 30 minutes. Now go forward several years and he is now fit and staying active, his health problems have gone away and is doing well.

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  124. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

    Hey now! I just got here. I was busy working - you know, and a job.

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  125. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Dishevel · · Score: 0

    The ADA was a huge piece of shit foisted upon the American public.
    It benefits only lawyers.

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  126. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Ditto.

    Although in my case, it's a full-bore wheelchair van. My wife has ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease).

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  127. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by lwsimon · · Score: 1

    I know for a fact that it's not illegal to put a piece of notebook paper over the VIN.

    I also know that parking enforcement who can't find a license number or a VIN will boot the car and wait for you to come to them.

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  128. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean to say that was a valid excuse.

    The ones borrowing the cars are still arsehats. Deaf people though (and others with perhaps non-immediately apparant handicaps) are still validly handicapped and getting to the store could present a hazard to them.

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  129. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure he was on the public organ network. He got a liver from a Tennessee donor, which he shouldn't have been eligible for as a California resident. However, he had the resources to get on multiple donor lists, and gamed the system.

    Where does it say that a person from California can't receive a Tennessee liver? Do you know that livers like other organs have a limited viability time so it is imperative that the organ is implanted as soon as possible if it was a cadaver liver. Do you know that there were other people that matched that liver that would have benefited from it? Normally the sicker patients are moved up the list and Jobs was sick. There are many that die waiting on organs every year because none become available to match them. Did he game the system? Maybe but there are no specific rules against multiple listing.

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  130. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

    I happen to have a handicap spot in front of my apartment building. There were no handicap people in this building and we all would park there. New neighbor moves in, no handicap sticker. Neighbor does not appear to be handicapped in any way, maybe overweight? About one month later they get a handicap sticker placard. No obvious disabilities. They live next door and I cannot figure out what might be their possible disability.

    They complain about people parking in the handicap spot and force the complex to add a second handicap spot for their one placard (to insure they always have a handicap spot). People finally stop parking in handicap spot (major offendor moved) and now there are two handicap spots on a building with not enough parking. Only one is ever used.

    I tried finding a way to verify they are the owners of the placard, one worked in a nursing home and was fired, but that appears to be impossible.

    extra spots sign mysteriously disappears and wife talks me out of mysterious cinder-block through their car window, although they did get a window broken and laptop stolen afew months later (karma?)

  131. Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can with please stop with the inane, pointless Steve Jobs bashing and get on to something that actually matters?

  132. I'm 44 and I'd apprecaite them now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply because the beneficiary of something likes it doesn't make it right. I'd like access to your checking account at 80 too.

  133. Keyed by blair1q · · Score: 2

    Man.

    How frickin' cool would it be to know you were one of the people who keyed Steve Jobs' 500 SL?

    I'd take a picture of it and use it as my logo.

    1. Re:Keyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd just make you a bigger dick than Jobs. Which leads to, how frickin' cool would it be to know you were the person who keyed the car of the guy who keyed Steve Jobs' Mercedes? I'd take a photo of it and post it to your windshield.

    2. Re:Keyed by Bob-o-Matic! · · Score: 1

      I don't care who is the owner of the car or whatever the offense is - keying a car is bad form. Many worked hard to design & build that car and its form is a testament to their efforts as well as the values of the car's owner. Keying a car only shows your defective character.

    3. Re:Keyed by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      So you like to key cars and brag about it huh ? Sounds like Jobs isn't the only asshole here.

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    4. Re:Keyed by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Where's yours?

    5. Re:Keyed by blair1q · · Score: 1

      That may be one of the stupidest things I've ever read. I can infer that you were the victim of a keying in the past, and are using this argument to avoid admitting you created the situation where someone felt justified in doing it. If you didn't create such a situation, and your car was vandalized randomly, you'd be a lot more indignant. If you haven't been keyed at all, then you wouldn't be judging others so definitively for doing it. And if you haven't been keyed, but you came up with this "defective character" thesis ab initio, then that's the case where this becomes one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

      Here's the thing: Steve Jobs, tying up handicapped parking spaces at his own company, instead of FILLING THEM WITH HANDICAPPED WORKERS AND ISSUING HIMSELF A SPACE OF HIS OWN, is about the douchiest thing I've ever heard of. I'd fucking FILM myself keying his car, then email it to him. Let him try to collect for the repairs. The Streisand Effect would be the coup de grace in that plot. It's not treating him all that well now, anyway.

    6. Re:Keyed by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

      In the middle of my ass. Where's YOURS?

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    7. Re:Keyed by blair1q · · Score: 1

      in the parking lot

      though i suspected where yours was already

    8. Re:Keyed by Bob-o-Matic! · · Score: 1

      That may be one of the stupidest things I've ever read. I can infer that you were the victim of a keying in the past, and are using this argument to avoid admitting you created the situation where someone felt justified in doing it. If you didn't create such a situation, and your car was vandalized randomly, you'd be a lot more indignant. If you haven't been keyed at all, then you wouldn't be judging others so definitively for doing it. And if you haven't been keyed, but you came up with this "defective character" thesis ab initio, then that's the case where this becomes one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

      Here's the thing: Steve Jobs, tying up handicapped parking spaces at his own company, instead of FILLING THEM WITH HANDICAPPED WORKERS AND ISSUING HIMSELF A SPACE OF HIS OWN, is about the douchiest thing I've ever heard of. I'd fucking FILM myself keying his car, then email it to him. Let him try to collect for the repairs. The Streisand Effect would be the coup de grace in that plot. It's not treating him all that well now, anyway.

      You have confirmed that you are a frothing jackass:
      1. I have not been the victim of keying but have been with someone who discovered that his car had been keyed for no discernible reason. I am interested in learning how keying cars is beneficial to society. Is it OK if I practice on your car?
      2. Combatting a perceived wrong with another wrong is the sign of poor character. Where is the justice in your approach? What is the incentive to act righteously in the future? Also, if you think that using vulgar language and caps lock helps you make your point, you should reconsider. Your rebuttal reads as if written by a ten year old.
      3. Not everything is about Steve Jobs. My point is that keying cars is an absolute wrong. Let go of your rage already. Find some outlet and vent in a healthy manner.
      4. If my post is truly "one of the stupidest things I've ever read" then I suggest you cut back on your internet forum activity lest you suffer (additional) lasting damage.
        5. Please try to have a pleasant day and refrain from raging on somebody's property.

  134. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    I just googled the thing with deaf people and it looks like it varies state by state.

    In my state (which I happen to agree with on this) deaf people can park in handicapped spots- as they should for increased safety

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  135. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by atheos · · Score: 1

    who gives out Handicap tickets in a private businesses parking lot?

  136. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People with bad hearts and people missing feet are two things that friends of mine use to park in the handicapped spot. They look fine and sometimes catch shit over it, but fucking hell, they're disabled.

  137. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may also see me parked in the handicapped space, get out of the truck all by myself and walk in somewhere. I never abuse the sticker, in that case, my dad is already inside and I parked there for when I bring him back out.

    I will admit that the details I am about to fill in may not be accurate, but if (and only if) you drove up along the curb in front of the store, helped your dad out, parked your truck in the handicapped spot while he went inside, went in with him, and then when y'all were done, brought your truck back to the curb before helping your dad back in the truck, then yes, you were abusing the sticker, because no where in the scenario I just laid out did you actually need the space.

    Again, I do not know if that is what you meant, just saying..

  138. Sure, get rid of those laws by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    ""Yes, we want to allow employers to refuse to hire black people. We think that racism is a smaller problem than government intrusion.""

    Do we really need anti-discrimination laws in the US today? How would a US business do if it got out that they wouldn't serve black people?

    Meanwhile, landlords now have to rent to people with kids or be sued, and police departments can't fire fat cops. Discrimination, 2011 ed., means something a lot different than it did in 1954.

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    1. Re:Sure, get rid of those laws by Myopic · · Score: 1

      How would a US business do if it got out that they wouldn't serve black people?

      I imagine it would look similar to what Augusta National does in not accepting female members: they would be just fine. A company that didn't accept black people would... be just fine. Many companies and organizations do that to different levels. They might lose a few customers, and they might gain some more.

      Do we "need" such a law? That's a political question. I think yes; it's an ongoing policy and we vote on it when we elect new representatives.

      So, again, the question is, do we prefer a world where it's actually against the law to discriminate on those bases? or do we prefer a world where the government is limited from the power to have that sort of law? Maybe we want both things, but it really is a real choice between them and they are mutually exclusive. It's perfectly fair to prefer the limited government, but it's important to honestly account

    2. Re:Sure, get rid of those laws by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

      "I imagine it would look similar to what Augusta National does in not accepting female members: they would be just fine."

      Of course, race and sex are not analogous. There are all-female clubs. The main reason country clubs don't allow women? So men can get away from their wives! Trust me, I've been a guest at some very nice country clubs, and this is the reason. There is this thing called "freedom of association."

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  139. Re:Handicapped spots by mjr167 · · Score: 1

    How do you know they are fit? Do you personally know them, or are you just assuming because they 'look' normal? Do we know that most handicap people do in fact look the part?

  140. IP = welfare? Really? by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    I totally disagree that IP protection, as spelled out in Article I of the Constitution, qualifies as welfare, or that a competitive governemtn contract for products or services does either. Welfare is when the government sends you a check for doing nothing.

    Just because you don't like something doesn't make it welfare.

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    1. Re:IP = welfare? Really? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      It is a government handout. It's in the form of a legal monopoly instead of cash, but it's still a handout. I'm not sure I'd inherently consider a competitive government contract welfare, but I'd say it's a pretty safe bet that Apple has been the recipient of many a non-competitive government contract, which is welfare. I recall Macs being widely used in schools despite being all but dead, so I doubt they were a truly competitive solution in that situation.

      However, regardless of what you call it, Apple and Jobs made their money by government interference with the market, which makes free market arguments not all that applicable.

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    2. Re:IP = welfare? Really? by modecx · · Score: 1

      "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries."

      In other words: invent something useful, or write something compelling, and in exchange for it eventually becoming public domain, we'll give you time-limited, exclusive rights to use it and make profit however you best see fit.

      Social welfare is given because you're either incapable of working, or as a (ideally) short term cash infusion to sustain families who are in between employment.

      Copyrights and Patents, as described in the progress clause are given in exchange for creation. IN EXCHANGE. If you insist in calling this a government welfare program, then you have to realize that ultimately, the recipients of welfare are in fact The People, you know--society as a whole. "general Welfare" in the preamble to the Constitution, and in the taxing and spending clause of the same? Yeah, those founding fathers were a bunch of dumbfuckers, weren't they?

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    3. Re:IP = welfare? Really? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      How is 'it eventually becoming public domain' an exchange? Without copyright and patents, all writings and inventions are automatically public domain. That means the author/inventor is giving nothing, and receiving something. You can argue that the disclosure element of patents provides public knowledge that we wouldn't otherwise have, but only an idiot would apply for a patent on something they could keep secret for 20+ years. They are almost certainly getting more protection than they would otherwise get.

      For the claim that the ultimate recipient of welfare is society, you act as if that isn't supposed to be the plan at least the majority of the time, at least when the system is nominally called welfare. Giving the unemployed money to live on between jobs hopefully means that they will have a job and contribute to society again instead of becoming disease ridden bums.

      In regards to the founding fathers. I don't really put them at fault. This is an incredibly complex matter, needing a good understanding of economics, psychology, and game theory, and the Constitution was written during Adam Smith's lifetime, and long before Freud was even born. Even with his limited knowledge on the subject, Thomas Jefferson was insightful enough to have healthy skepticism of the system. Those medieval tools of copyright and patents were all they had at their disposal, and despite implementing a backwards system, they at least had good intentions. They were no worse than doctors of the era using bloodletting as a treatment.

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    4. Re:IP = welfare? Really? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Patents and copyrights as originally written up (7 years) wasn't bad, it gave the inventor/author time to recoup their investment and profit from their creations. Extending patents and copyright forever is welfare. Why should my great grandkids get a free ride on my work? Why can't they write something/invent something for themselves?

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    5. Re:IP = welfare? Really? by modecx · · Score: 1

      Without copyright and patents, all writings and inventions are automatically public domain.

      See, you've gone wrong on your second sentence. Not too long ago in our recent history, many artists, authors, composers, inventors and so on primarily earned their living through a concept known as patronage. An aristocrat would commission such an an artist for a particular occasion, and so artists were able to eat. Sometimes this relationship lasted a lifetime.

      Sometimes, this aristocrat made this work available for others to enjoy; namely other aristocrats--as a way to flaunt their wealth... You can be sure most regular peon of the time didn't get to directly enjoy these things.

      As for trade secrets, there's a thing called reverse engineering. If you make a novel product you want to sell to people, you can be guaranteed that other people will eventually figure out how it works, and soon after that they'll figure out how to make their own, and soon enough, at least one such person will go into competition with you... Even something as complicated and microscopic as a CPU transistor will fall to this.

      Trade secrets are only practical for limited production items, of which YOU can retain complete control and ownership.

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    6. Re:IP = welfare? Really? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      Legally, the works would still be in the public domain (excluding instances in which publishers were given legal monopolies), even if they don't get widely published . However, copyright doesn't require wide publishing. And of course, the patronage system did deliver quite a bit of works accessible to the general public. A lot depended on various factors. Painting and sculptures weren't capable of mass production during that era, but plays, music, and books were, and the former two had to be performed for full enjoyment. Thus, even peons could enjoy Shakespeare (who included a bit of raunchy stuff for their enjoyment)

      You are correct in that trade secrets are generally ineffective in the long run. However, that only serves to further my point. What the inventor gives up by disclosure is the trade secret, but patents are sought only in cases where the trade secret is practically useless, and thus far less useful than a patent. Calling it an exchange is a bit of joke.

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  141. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But he was parking in handicapped spaces in the Apple parking lot, not on municipally-owned property. IANAL, but a little Googling seems like this means that it is up to the property owner to call parking enforcement if they want the handicapped space to be enforced. So long as Apple never called the city to tow/cite him, there's no repercussions to using that spot. It's a fair bet that anyone calling it in would have a fairly short career at Apple, especially since his car was easily recognizable due to its lack of plates. However I believe it left Apple open to a lawsuit from disabled persons who were unable to use the spot because his car was parked there, it just likely never came up and, had it, he would have had to adjust his behavior.

    So legally he was fine, but it was still a crappy thing to do from a moral perspective.

  142. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Walter Isaacson has been on many TV shows from 60 Minutes to the Daily Show to promote the autobiography. I think it is pretty much first hand when the author of a book describes the content of the book.

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  143. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    [sarcasm]Yes the act of humans against other humans is exactly the same thing as getting a disease which is not caused by man but may be explained by deities and/or fate.[/sarcasm]

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  144. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Kharny · · Score: 1

    Same, I'm a caretaker for a person with muscular dystropy, and since i drive his car and pick him up/drop him off a lot, I park in the handicapped spot those times. When I ocasionally do errants without him, i just use normal parking spots.

    It's as bad as those morons that use the handicapped toilet "because it was free".

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  145. Nonsense! by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    "The positions are consistent if you're interested in increasing the liberty of individuals."

    Whose liberty? Certainly not the Apple or Microsoft stockholder when you pass your little regulations. Such liberty comes at others' expense, a zero sum game.

    Don't speak for libertarians if you aren't one.

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    1. Re:Nonsense! by firewrought · · Score: 1

      Whose liberty? Certainly not the Apple or Microsoft stockholder when you pass your little regulations. Such liberty comes at others' expense, a zero sum game.

      Under your zero-sum reckoning, a pure democracy has the same amount of liberty as a dictatorship.

      I'd suggest there is an asymmetry b/t liberty for individuals and liberty for institutions, and not just because shareholders represent a fragment of the population (like the dictator), but because of the fundamental entanglements that institutions create. Take a homeowner's association (HOA) as an example... each household is less free despite the fact that they are all equal "shareholders".

      Don't speak for libertarians if you aren't one.

      Who said I was speaking for libertarians? Have I made any statements regarding public policy or values in either of these posts? I've merely talked about the effective dynamics of personal autonomy in order to point out the (evidently hidden?) consistency in the great-great-grandparent's post.

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  146. Wrong by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    "Corporations and people are different."

    People, like myself, own corporations. It's about economic liberty and Libertarians are quote clear on this. You might have your statist justifications for your selective big government solutions, and good for you. But they are decidedly not about liberty. They are about statist nannyism infringing on the economic interests of others (e.g., Apple stockholders) versus you or your favored group.

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    1. Re:Wrong by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      People, like myself, own corporations.

      But people can't own people, so either you agree there should be different rules for people and corporations, or you think slavery should be legal, or you think corporations should be emancipated from people like yourself.

    2. Re:Wrong by jahudabudy · · Score: 2

      But they are decidedly not about liberty.

      You can't maximize a society's liberties by allowing all individuals to do whatever they want. B/c there are assholes in the world that want to restrict other people's liberties and inevitably will if we let them. This applies to economics just as much as physical violence, speech and pooping. I can see no compelling reason for me to trade off protecting my various non-economic rights in order to allow complete economic freedom. Of course, I also have relatively little economic power and would be subject to economic coercion if it were allowed.

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    3. Re:Wrong by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Economic liberty is an oxymoron. Capitalism ensures that the vast majority of people suffer in order for the few to prosper.

      Your freedom to rape the world to make yourself rich does not outweigh the loss of freedom to millions of people living in poverty and with ever reducing social mobility.

      Everyone is free to dine at the Ritz

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    4. Re:Wrong by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      And when you can be sued for the mistakes of the corporations you 'own' then come back and talk about how the government enforcing safety standards is nannyism.

      Till then, special protections = special restrictions.

  147. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually you can't really judge by how they look. I use those spots all the time when I drive my mom and at first glance it would look like she is just fine, but if anyone followed her they would notice she goes straight to the carts which she then uses almost like a walker. she had a bad flu two years ago that ended up causing blood clots that killed portions of her lung so she needs the extra assistance of the cart and if she had to walk any real distance to get TO the cart she'd probably face plant. also long walks put too much strain on her and she'll be so winded you'd think she had been running a race, not walking through a parking lot. Now if there isn't a handicapped spot I'll let her out right in front of the door and then go find a parking spot and meet her inside, large lots are just too much for her.

    So don't judge a book by its cover friend, there are plenty of diseases like heart and lung that don't make you look crippled on the outside but can cause serious enough problems that those parking spots are required for safety reasons.

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  148. Freedom of association sucks by Quila · · Score: 1

    UPS should be required to hire quadraplegic delivery people.

    Modeling agencies should be required to hire short, ugly women and men.

    Health food stores should be required to hire obese people (actually, there's been a case about that one).

    The Black Family Channel should have been required to have white and oriental people in management.

    Where were all the white Black Entertainment Channel VJs? They're obviously refusing to hire white people.

  149. You're the strawman builder by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    When did I say anything about "abusing taxpayer funded courts"? My point is handicap spaces on private property are an annoyance and an intrusion.

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    1. Re:You're the strawman builder by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      Just like child labor and drunk driving laws, right?

    2. Re:You're the strawman builder by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      When did I say anything about "abusing taxpayer funded courts"? My point is handicap spaces on private property are an annoyance and an intrusion.

      Libertarian is just the US way of spellling fascist.

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    3. Re:You're the strawman builder by L2 · · Score: 1

      Libertarian is just the US way of spellling fascist.

      Someone's being a bit...liberal with their Ls.

  150. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 2

    Do you know that there were other people that matched that liver that would have benefited from it?

    Yes, that's almost a certainty. The number of patients needing organs pretty much always outweighs the number of organs available.

    Normally the sicker patients are moved up the list and Jobs was sick

    The urgency for the organ and the viability of the patient are two factors that go into the list. He did have a pretty urgent need, but he also had low viability, so the organ was wasted on him. They also tend to look down on behavior that results in the need for an organ, like for example alcoholics. Jobs' need for a liver transplant can be largely attributed to his choice to use 'alternative' treatments instead of surgery. it's probably not looked down on as much as drinking or drug abuse, but I doubt it's favored.

    Did he game the system? Maybe but there are no specific rules against multiple listing.

    Yes, "no specific rules against" and "gaming the system" tend to go together. Practically speaking, the multiple listings isn't an issue outside of millionaires since it's impractical for anyone else to get multiple listings. His specific gaming of the system resulting in him getting a liver at the expense of someone else.

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  151. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by amliebsch · · Score: 2

    I'm guessing they would focus more on the next clause:

    "; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."

    But what do I know, I'm just a simple unfrozen caveman lawyer.

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  152. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by phantomlord · · Score: 5, Informative

    Say I dropped my dad off at physical therapy... I'll pull into a handicapped spot, take him out of the truck, and wheel him into the building. He's in there for an hour, so maybe I go run a few errands and then come back to pick him up, again parking in a handicap space when I get back. In both incidents, I used the handicap space for unloading or loading a handicapped patient during that parking time - something that definitely isn't abuse. I almost never drop him curbside since he needs me to get wherever anyway (he's too dangerous with left-field neglect (doesn't see the left side of his field of vision) for a powered chair in public, though he has a scooter for around out yard). My complaint was having to park in the part of the parking lot you drive through to transfer him because the non-handicap spaces are too narrow for the wheelchair then having to leave him while I finish parking in a proper space.

    One thing that DOES really irk the hell out of me... is when people park in a handicapped space an the handicapped person stays in the car while an able-bodied person runs into a store or whatever. THAT is abusing the sticker unless the disabled person is going to come into the store themselves at some point (maybe they were finishing eating because they have to be careful how they swallow, maybe they had to deal with a colostomy/incontinence issue or something, maybe they need to adjust their brace(s), etc).

    I'm also not sure where all these open handicapped spots are that people complain about. It can often be difficult to find spots in the place where you need them the most - namely hospitals (40 or so total in a 6 floor parking garage at our main local hospital) and small doctors offices (3 at his primary care doctor, 2 at his podiatrist, etc). Even the Walmarts, malls, home improvement stores, etc here are often full. Then again, according to the census, 38% of the regional population is considered "disabled," which I just find to be insane (census currently provides an (X) but last time I checked and the data was available, it was 38 or 39, which I only remember because it floored me then).

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  153. too bad he's passed on... by Nyall · · Score: 1

    It'd be funny if a bunch those occupy wallstreet protesters decided to occupy the handicap parking at apple.

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  154. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 2

    How does that make bus lanes not a stupid idea?

    You might as well just block off another lane in the highway and then say "if you don't like it take the subway." Never mind that the closest mass transit stop is a mile from where you're going, we want to increase mass transit usage by artificially promoting highly inefficient use of public resources.

  155. Yah, we know by publiclurker · · Score: 1

    Ethically challenged people like you feel that you should have the liberty to poison people whenever it suits your pocket book since you can take the profits for yourself and have the company and therefore society take the loss. Fortunately, the grownups are in charged and not a bunch of self important children who think the entire universe revolves around them.

    1. Re:Yah, we know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ethically challenged people like you feel that you should have the liberty to poison people whenever it suits your pocket book

      Quote the parent poster saying anything to indicate he believes this, or admit that you are lying. Those are your only possible choices.

    2. Re:Yah, we know by vaporland · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, the grownups are in charge and not a bunch of self important children who think the entire universe revolves around them.

      Since 2008, maybe not so much... Or was it 2001?

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  156. Which Lawsuits? by hellfire · · Score: 1

    Which lawsuits has Apple filed on people who jailbreak their phones?

    In fact wasn't it declared that jailbreaking was legal under US law?

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  157. Only if by publiclurker · · Score: 1

    you don't speak for the grownups and ethical people in the world since you obviously aren't one.

    1. Re:Only if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holding a political position you disagree with is neither a sign of immaturity nor an indication of ethical deficiency. To imply that is the case, however, is both.

  158. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just the driving death penalty (lose your license)?

    I can't think of a better punishment for people who abuse the handicapped parking system than to have to walk/use public transportation for a few years.

  159. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Nadaka · · Score: 2

    No it is not as bad as using the handicapped toilet because it is free. I am under no legal obligation to not use the handicapped toilet.

  160. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by phantomlord · · Score: 1

    Speaking of handicapped toilets, I can't believe how UN-accessible many of them are for someone in a wheelchair, despite them being labeled as such. There are at least 3 places where we frequent (one being a doctor's office, another a phlebotomy lab and the third a restaurant) where I have to stand him up and walk him into the stall because there's just no room for a chair at all. The restaurant's handicap stall door is so narrow, we can barely get through it walking, much less even attempting to get a chair in there.

    I guess I'm glad he's never had to fly...

    Surprisingly enough, the absolute best public handicapped bathroom I've ever seen, is a bathroom at Hills Creek State Park (a campground in Pennsylvania). It was probably 30x15 feet, was completely open with a toilet, sink, soap, etc easily accessible and a bench shower in the corner as well, all meant for a single person. The floor was slightly sloped to drain any possible water and was textured enough to not be slippery even in bare feet for someone with a bad leg. We had full access to do everything we needed to take care of him without trying to be contortionists. That was about the last place I expected to find accommodations like that, even hospitals aren't that good.

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  161. Jobs was handicapped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To all the inconsiderate: Have you ever considered that Jobs died of cancer, and therefore was handicapped for all the decades he had it?

  162. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So move. If you can't afford a house, you shouldn't be living here, and those shitty ass apartments need to be torn down anyway. Fucking multi-family housing ruined this city.

  163. Wow, what a completele asshole you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I doubt Steve Jobs would wish what you just said on his worst enemy. You are a scumbag, way worse than Steve Jobs. And you didn't change the world.

    And keep fighting those fat, Asperger's, living in your mom's basement stereotypes!

  164. Tell me... by publiclurker · · Score: 1

    Do you have reading comprehension issues or are you the parent poster pretending to be someone else in order to avoid having to defend their indefensible attitude? Those are your only possible choices.

    1. Re:Tell me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My reading comprehension is excellent, and I am not the parent poster. So I do have another choice, unlike the absolutely inescapble dichotomy you blundered into.

      The parent poster said nothing that even remotely resembles the strawman you made up and assigned to him. You have admitted this (and therefore confessed to lying) by not even making the attempt to show the parent saying anything like it. You will now repeat the confession, despite your clumsy efforts to refute it.

  165. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by tholomyes · · Score: 1

    I don't know what belief system others have

    Largely Christian, Islam, Hindu, or a variety of non-religious beliefs, if the stats are, themselves, to be believed.

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  166. Taking handicap spots? by Aeros · · Score: 1

    That's just seriously a dick move to do that.

  167. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    People who park in handicapped spaces are always handicapped.
    If they're not physically handicapped, they must be mentally handicapped.

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  168. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Dad has a handicapped license plate. He has A-Fib (Atrial Fibrulation) and cannot walk very far. He's had his heart stopped and restarted a couple of times already trying to get rid of it. You'd probably think he was one of those "not obviously handicapped folks you see". Until, that is, you saw him stop to catch his breath every 30 or 40 feet.

  169. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    If more people were to take the bus, more frequent stops would be installed and more busses would run on more routes.

    The people in their cars just haven't realized yet that public transport only gets better and better when more and more people use it.

    Public transport is not a "highly inefficient use of public resources". By getting more people to use public transport, you cut down on pollution, reduce congestion and drastically reduce the needed number of parking spaces. That space can be put to other, better uses.

    Watch this: http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/video/proterra-ecoliner-electric-bus/1361158/

    It's the future of local transportation. Western civilization has had an unhealthy obsession with the automobile since the model T Ford. There needs to be a balance, and currently it's skewed way too far towards personal transportation.

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  170. Hes dead let him rest by patriciacurtis · · Score: 0

    Stupid stories about a dead guy, should we keep creating stories about JFK or Bin laden for all eternity..... He's dead, he's gone, snuffed it..... move on

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  171. It obviously wasn't about the taxes by Quila · · Score: 1

    It was about being able to drive without a plate.

    Leasing a new high-end Mercedes every six months cost him far more than the taxes ever would have, and maybe even more on taxes. I don't know how leases are taxed in CA, but given CA's love for taxes I'd bet they tax new leases in some way.

  172. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 1

    Public transport is not a "highly inefficient use of public resources".

    Bus lanes are a highly inefficient use of public resources. The highway is a public resource, you block off one of the lanes in a high contention area for something that doesn't require anything close to its own lane, that's highly inefficient.

    If more people were to take the bus, more frequent stops would be installed and more busses would run on more routes.

    The people in their cars just haven't realized yet that public transport only gets better and better when more and more people use it.

    That isn't it at all. The problem is that I can't get on the bus, today, and have it bring me to where I'm going. The fact that if 10,000 other people took the bus then the bus would go where I want to go is completely irrelevant to my present inability to use it to get where I'm going.

    Your argument is apparently that we should promote use of mass transit. But your method is defective. You ought not to do it by artificially crippling its competitors, you ought to do it by making mass transit more attractive than it is. A bus lane doesn't get people to take the bus if the bus doesn't go where they want to go, all it does is piss people off and create more pollution because it takes that much longer for the same number of cars to get where they're going and shut off their engines.

    Even if it did cause more people to take the bus, it's still the wrong way to do it. The government spends however many million dollars paving and maintaining the bus lane that sees minimal usage. They could instead have used the same money to subsidize mass transit fares or increase the number of routes, which would increase the number of people who actually want to take mass transit rather than torturing them into it, and that would allow congestion-free car traffic with the smaller number of highway lanes for those that mass transit still doesn't adequately serve.

  173. Empty handicapped spots *facepalm* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the spots weren't empty how exactly do you think handicapped people would be able to use them?

    I understand that complex reasoning is a lost art, but wtf? This is not rocket science.

    "Golly, Melvin, look at all that water in the water supply, obviously nobody must need any!"

    "I know, Beaudreau, and there's all this unnecessary air in the atmosphere too!"

  174. Re:Some should of keyed that car in the handicap s by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Rather than key someone I wedged a large nail under each tire so that when the asshole backed out of the spot the nail would be driven into the tire. Sure it would be a slow leak, but he would have FOUR of them.

  175. What a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... dick.

  176. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by mattventura · · Score: 1

    Many people (including me) would rather sit in traffic in a car than be on a bus for obvious reasons.

  177. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    Contrary to popular belief, blonde is not a handicap. Thank you for playing.

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  178. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure he was on the public organ network. He got a liver from a Tennessee donor, which he shouldn't have been eligible for as a California resident. However, he had the resources to get on multiple donor lists, and gamed the system.

    That's bullshit on so many accounts. http://www.transplantliving.org/beforethetransplant/qa.aspx

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  179. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    60 minutes or what you Americans call '60 minutes' (with a shit ton of adverts and what the author describes through snippets [I'm from UK, watched it online] with the interviewer) doesn't compare to the 700 page book. Trust me I know, I've done both. What a weak response by you to take.

    TRANSLATION (of your reply): I'm going to give a bullshit answer to a previously flawed statement.

  180. Thanks for the 50th comment on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And for taking me so literally, dumb bunny. Now go be Aspergerery somewhere else.

  181. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by Myopic · · Score: 1

    Oh, well this wasn't private property, it was common property owned by a publicly regulated organization of homeowners. That's why you don't have to put a handicap spot in your driveway in front of your house, but an organization of homeowners large enough to be publicly regulated and have a communal parking lot does. So, yeah, the property wasn't private. It also wasn't "taken" in a legal sense, I think. Unlike you, I am not a lawyer at all.

  182. Douchebag by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    So, in other words, "saint" Steve Jobs wasn't the hero of the isheep that everyone thinks? He was a douchebag, and it's funny that the idiots hanging on where the Occupy xxxx, who are against "the rich" and banks, have devices made popular by one of the richest people in the USA. To say these idiots are hypocrites is an understatement.

  183. Dogpile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean I like to dogpile on Steve-O as much as the next guy, but I personally believe (with no first hand or even second hand knowledge, which I believe makes me eminently qualified on this forum) that Apple's litigious nature is the result of a very strong and well-honed legal department. Now to the extent Jobs maintained that after he returned from the cold, well he is responsible. But I do think the guy didn't like authority at all, and only allowed the legal department to be so mean because he likes mean too, and probably the board would have dumped him if he tried to reign it in.

  184. It's Mercedes-Benz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that /. editors have never been close enough to one to know that.

  185. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

    Care to be more specific? I'm sure if I read that entire page, I'd find something about how there isn't a hard rule about regional listings, perhaps the part about how you can be listed at multiple hospitals. However, practical logistics and procedure means that people of ordinary means are not going to get on the list in more than one state.

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  186. Fix by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    so if I worked at Apple I'd've built an extra parking space with 'RESERVED FOR CEO' marked on it in big white letters.

    If Jobs refused to use it and kept parking in the handicap spot, I'd call a meeting for all handicapped people on staff and tell 'em they can park in the CEO spot...

    1. Re:Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I'm sure that's exactly what you would have done if you worked at Apple.

  187. Re:Forget about Jobs; RTA and check out the commen by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    man. I've only ever seen one episode of Seinfeld, but the first thing I thought when I saw that comment was "oh, I bet that's a Seinfeld quote". Then I saw how angry the replies to it were, and figured it couldn't possibly be a quote or they'd have realized.

    Once again I fail to correctly estimate the idiocy of internet commenters!

  188. Hackers by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

    Goes to show that when you're a truly great hacker, you can hack anything.

    The previous article is about social engineering BTW. ;D

    I thought this was going to make me like Steve less, but it actually had the reverse effect. Funny how brilliant people are often like that; you begin disliking them, but later learn to view them in a completely different light.

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  189. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if it is the disabled driver who chooses to park in a handicapped spot, yet waits inside the vehicle?

    What if the disabled driver doesn't want to hunt for a regular spot just because he or she elects to wait in the vehicle instead of hurt him- or herself while the abled-person goes inside?

    What if the duration at which they are sitting at the store hurts the disabled person more and more, so time is a factor?

  190. Re:Not my justification by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Because handicapped people don't enjoy the water? and I assume you always watch those spots, 24/7.

    For about a year in grad school, I'd be there two, sometimes three days a week, from 9am until late in the afternoon... and, no, there were no handicapped access points to the water, no wading beach at that time, just stairs out of the lake for waterskiiers to climb out on after they wipe out. Although I know paraplegics who waterski, I never saw one at this particular park where skiiers are snap started off the dock by a tow cable system.

  191. Re:We need a lot less handicapped spots... by phantomlord · · Score: 1

    If the disabled person has no intention of leaving the vehicle, they shouldn't park in the space since the entire purpose is to facilitate the disabled person going to/from their vehicle and the building. Their able bodied passengers can walk from a regular parking space. When I have my dad with me and he's not going to be getting out of the vehicle, I park on the far side of the parking lot, where I park when I don't have him with me - I could use the walk and my vehicle is less likely to get damaged.

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  192. Re:Handicapped tickets can end up with jail time f by SiMac · · Score: 1

    The bar code where the license plate would have been is Jobs's VIN.

  193. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  194. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    They're not obvious to me, personally I couldn't care less if I was in my car or on a bus while on my way to work.

    Is it because you don't want to be near THE POOR PEOPLE?

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  195. Re:OWS (oops, math) by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs net worth was 8.3 billion. Let's go ahead and spread that one out so everyone can afford healthcare. Hell, that puts an extra $24.41 in everyones pocket. That's enough for one year of tuition. Granted, your only talking about the 40 million uninsured they would each get a big ole fat check for $207.50.

    Congrats on being able to use a pocket calculator and everything, but the OP didn't say "and therefore we should confiscate all of one particular individual's wealth to share out amongst the needy, as that will cure all our problems."

    The point is that there are quite a lot of rich fucks paying obscenely small amounts of tax compared with their wealth. If you're a right winger you probably think that's fine, but a lot of us don't.

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  196. Jobs was a thief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jobs famously said, "Picasso had a saying: 'Good artists copy, great artists steal.' We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas..."
    I sent a free lance marketing strategy to NeXT Computer, Inc. I still have the green postcard from the USPS. I explained the round letter e in NeXT had to be 14 pt type - as large as the caps because the letter e was the 2nd most important letter in the alphabet. Using the i before the mac and the pod and the pad was stolen intellectual property as was the description and concept behind the stores, all of which was described in detail - he received in a proprietary marketing strategy at NeXT Computer Inc. When he sold NeXT to Apple he took the marketing strategy with him. "Shameless about stealing great ideas," was an understatement.
    Jobs kept the "i" for himself, but passed the "e" to IBM for their e-commerce program, and the whales to the insurance company breaching on TV to this day. The interior meaning of the individual letters were carefully crafted in the proprietary copyright strategy, as the stores to come were described in detail. When the Lev Agenda for NeXT Computer Inc is published then you'll understand how much of a fraud he was.
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  197. Someone is missing a golden opportunity by vaporland · · Score: 1

    According to the article, Jobs was leasing a different Mercedes every six months, for years on end.

    Any speculation regarding what fanboys would pay for those cars now?

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  198. Re:Some should of keyed that car in the handicap s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or scatter some jacks (the pointy metal ones from the game bearing the same name) in the parking spot before they show up.

  199. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Your complaint: You don't have the information first hand because you didn't read the book so you don't know if it's true.
    Me: I have the information first hand because the author discussed it on a podcast (no ads). I take it the author wouldn't lie about his own content.
    Your new complaint: Let me change my complaint that you didn't read the entire book and complain that you're American instead.

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  200. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    How the FUCK is that a 'TROLL' and the original poster NOT?

    What about all the people who died before age of 56, did they all deserve it because of "BAD KARMA"? You fucking retards. Every fucking child dying before even the age of 2 deserves it due to KARMA?

    Every one killed by anybody deserves it due to KARMA?

    FUCK YOU, RETARDS.

  201. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    All those fucking kids, dying from years of cancer must have been pretty fucking horrible people. All those rape victims, who were killed after the rape, or committed suicide, etc., they just were terrible human beings. Karma after all, right?

    Waste of skin.

  202. Re:OWS (oops, math) by smithmc · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs net worth was 8.3 billion. Let's go ahead and spread that one out so everyone can afford healthcare. Hell, that puts an extra $24.41 in everyones pocket. That's enough for one year of tuition. Granted, your only talking about the 40 million uninsured they would each get a big ole fat check for $207.50.

    That $207.50 would probably count for quite a lot to many of those 40 million uninsured folks - it would at least mean an annual checkup that they're probably not getting now. (Not that I'm one of those eat-the-rich folks, but let's remember that even a little money means a lot to someone who has nothing.)

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  203. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 0

    So you choose to be ignorant - the best kind. Confirms my decision not to explain why you are wrong to you in detail - you would have ignored that too.

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  204. Re:"Someone like Jobs"? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

    I choose to be ignorant in the sense that searching through all of those irrelevant details to find the important one or two is not worth my time to me. I might have actually read the part you intended me to read, but didn't see it as changing anything. Multiple news sources, both mainstream and targeted, have suggested that there are ethical concerns with his liver transplant. What you posted seems to only touch on the hard rules of multiple listings, and doesn't discuss the economic realities.

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  205. Front Plate Not Required In 19 States by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    19 states do not require a license plate on the front of a registered vehicle. Is your state one of them? If not, maybe you should contact your governor or local representative about it.

  206. Re:OWS (oops, math) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed, but then again, it would be a one time thing, then there wouldn't be any tax payers left. I've been down to $7.36 before.. $207 would have been a windfall.

  207. Private Lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do private lots have to have handicapped spots? On a side note, I always find it weird how much we go out of our way in the USA for handicapped people compared to, say, Europe. I don't recall ever seeing a handicapped parking spot in England (I'm sure they exist, just not like your typical, first 16-slots of 30 rows at Walmart like we have here).

    I saw very little (no?) accessibility laws such as ramps and hand rails in the toilets when I lived in Europe either.

    Seems like if Europe can handle it, we seem to be over-compensating here in the US? Just askin', not sayin'.

  208. Big mouth billy runs? LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  209. Wait a sec by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

    Are we talking about assholes or Mercedes-Benzes? Because the last thing that was mentioned in that post was assholes, although if you really have a Mercedes in the parking lot, more power to ya.

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  210. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    No, you basically think a 30 minute TV show (or a podcast, which one I've watched many) compares to the depth and breadth of a 700 page book. This is nothing to do with him lying. I am also pointing out I watched the same show and can make the comparison. I'm keeping to the same complaint; you know the one you haven't even refuted yet, instead you're attacking I'm imaginary straw man.

    I'm not complaining you're an American, I just think a 30 minute show shouldn't be called '60 minutes'. Maybe I should have kept that out of my reply.

  211. Re:What does "flaunt law" mean? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Your first quote:

    TRANSLATION: I don't want to read first hand information so I'll just believe what I want to say is true.

    I don't read that anywhere that you said anything about depth of the whole book or me not reading the whole book. It does say that I didn't get the information first hand. Yes you may have thought it, but I don't have telepathy so I can't address your imaginary complaint in your mind. You also assume that the original point of this aspect of Steve Jobs' personality can't be confirmed in one interview (or multiple interviews). Jobs was an asshole. Do I know the whole complexity of the man by not reading the whole book? No, but I didn't claim to know the whole man. I don't think however that anyone could have known him completely by reading the book. They may know more about him but not all of him.

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  212. Shrewd or not. by onezeta · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs knew his way around words and technicalities. A characteristic of a business man.

  213. Handicapped himself by onezeta · · Score: 1

    There was no reserved parking at apple. It was one of those "round table" things - first come first served, no one felt superior about their parking place. Very frustrating since there wasn't visitor parking either. You're really left to the wolves if you show up at 11 :)

    Maybe he thought of himself as handicapped? That would be funny if he did think of himself as a handicapped. But I think he went to use the handicap parking space because the no license plate won't be scrutinize. As I said, Jobs was a shrew. Business man through and through.

  214. You confuse your valid rant w/ anecdotal bullshit by rsborg · · Score: 1

    Every apple product I have ever bought has broken within a year or two, honestly i think the zune is a better product that the ipod.

    I was following you until this point. As long as we're speaking anecdotall, I have a huge list of Apple products (iPod, iPhone2G, Macbook) that are 5+ years old, and with a little care, are just about as usable now (in the case of the macbook it's even better with the SSD retrofit) as they were when I first got them. The only Apple product that's failed me is a 2004 iPod color.

    Apple products are historically longer-lived (in terms of functionality and usability) than competitors' products. I am running OSX Lion on my 5 year-old macbook. Last week installed new iOS apps on my 2G iPhone (handed down to the tyke).

    You may have a valid complaint about Jobs but don't conflate that with Apple products.

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