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  1. BRRRRRAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!! on New Nanoparticle Cancer Therapy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "the supply without harming normal tissues", however test subjects did develop a taste for human flesh and could only be stopped by a bullet or sharp blow to the head...

  2. Re:The Zune is brown on iPod Has Nothing To Fear From Slow-Starting Zune · · Score: 1

    Dude I am black... The Zune still sucks.

  3. Re:Did they plan on this? on iPod Has Nothing To Fear From Slow-Starting Zune · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What about this angle... Make a useless piece of crap, enable lots O' DRM, give kickbacks to RIAA, lose lots of money... Take 2: Well sorry RIAA, we lost too much money and your way hurt our business model. This time around we are going to use no DRM, have a 200GB drive, play lots of formats and enable wireless sharing between all users. We'll also throw in the ability to download demo's and free singles at music stores for FREE. Maybe we'll also integrate it with Vista so that you can store your user profile and bring it with you. Then we'll add some motion controlled rings that you can wear to interact with the player... O yea don't forget the wimax connection nationwide and the ability to use it with our new VoIP system... Just imagine the possibilities...

  4. Re:I didn't think they could, but they managed. on iPod Has Nothing To Fear From Slow-Starting Zune · · Score: 1

    O no! I got the Zune Squirts!!!! Here all this time I thought IBS was caused by eating McDonalds!

  5. The Zune is brown on iPod Has Nothing To Fear From Slow-Starting Zune · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Zune is brown... Grandpa used to tell me, "No matter how much you polish a turd..." Poor MS hopefully Zune 2.0 ditches DRM, plays all formats and breaks all of the rules iPods live by. Untill then... It's the iPod for me!

  6. "special" hat on UK Schools Bans WiFi Due To Health Concerns · · Score: 1

    Good thing I always send little Jimmie to school with his aluminum foil hat. Some of the kids poke fun and call it a "special" hat but I just tell little Jimmy that in 80 years he will thank me for the extra couple of cancer free years. His teacher has written me though, concerned that the mind control devices aren't really working propperly... Wonder if he'll get in trouble for all that "free thought"... Either way I think the shiny hat is impressive!

  7. Don't you watch southpark? on U.S. Classrooms Torn Between Science and Religion · · Score: 1

    Don't you watch Southpark? This could end very, VERY badly...

  8. Next back to the future... on Laser Turns All Metals Black · · Score: 1

    Black DeLorean... Need I say more?

  9. WoW on Drugs Eradicate the Need For Sleep · · Score: 1

    Just think this stuff could enable a week long LAN party with no sleep. I gave up WoW so that I could have a job AND sleep... Guess now I'll have plenty of time to level up my Warlock...

  10. ahm on Gamers Divorced From Reality? · · Score: 1

    assclown... Yet another face to add to the definition.

  11. Hot on the case on Free Geek Robbed · · Score: 1

    Batman is hot on the case... So far all leads are pointing to the Penguin... Jokes aside, this sucks. I hope whoever did it gets nailed.

  12. close call... on NASA Making Plans To Save the Earth · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this seem odd to anyone else??? I mean I haven't read into the situation at all but if this is something to hold us over until we go to the moon wouldn't it imply that the asteriod might be closer than the moon?? If it's something that we can land a ship on and it's closer than the moon... I don't know if I want to wait in line for my Wii or go stock up on SPAM. Either way I personally liked Deep impact better than Armegeddon...

  13. Oh no! on A Concrete Solution To Pollution · · Score: 1

    Oh no! The TX active ate my baby!

  14. pics on Foundation Commissions $50 Million Online Study · · Score: 1

    Back when I was a lad it used to take 30 minutes to download one 16 color pr0n pic... Now it takes only 10 minutes to download movies... I think the better question is what are the youth of today doing with all of the extra spare time?

  15. desalination ducks on Wave-Powered Desalination · · Score: 3, Funny

    desalination ducks... Wonder if they'll use the salt to make saltine quackers...

  16. looks like I got beat on Worst Christmas Ever For Gadgets? · · Score: 1

    Looks like I got beat to the punch... Wwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! I will be waiting outside the store like a fat kid in southpark...

  17. all-in-one on Reporter's Story — How HP Kept Tabs On Me · · Score: 1

    Perhaps your "all in one" printer also includes a keylogger...

  18. Bacterial fuel? on Strange Bacteria Sustains Itself Without Sunlight · · Score: 1

    How bout this... The bacteria splits water into Hydrogen and relies on Uranium. So why not use colonies of this stuff to eat radioactive waste and produce the Hydrogen we need to manufacture Hydrogen fuel... Am I stating the obvious? Does anyone know if this is being done? If not feel free to email me my Nobel peace prize (:

  19. M$ AntiSpyware icon on Microsoft Releases AntiSpyware Program · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice the similarities between the M$ AntiSpyware icon and the icon that bulls eye network uses?

    I the icon and got scared but..... My verdict is this program (even though it's beta) works well and has some other cool features under the advanced options.

    Microsoft gets a +1 (at least until they start charging for it)