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NASA Making Plans To Save the Earth

aluminumangel writes, "Taking a page out of a Michael Bay movie, NASA is considering a manned mission to land on an asteroid, 'poke one with a stick,' and see how feasible it would be to deflect it from its course. Obviously, the application would be valuable in a doomsday situation and hopefully could keep us from going wherever the dinosaurs went." The article makes oblique reference to another goal such a mission could serve: giving us something to do in space, something to engage the paying public, between the time we return to the Moon and the time we get to Mars.

226 comments

  1. Cue stupid Aerosmith song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this means finally launching Ben Affleck into space, I'm all for it.

    1. Re:Cue stupid Aerosmith song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      i love how this is modded "interesting." can moderation be modded +1 funny?

    2. Re:Cue stupid Aerosmith song by MahariBalzitch · · Score: 0

      Forget the Aerosmith song, cue Bear singing "Leavin' on a jet plane...".

  2. Obligatory? by VoltageX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one, welcome our new asteroid poking overlords.
    In Soviet Russia, asteroid pokes you!
    Only old people poke asteroids.

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    1. Re:Obligatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      American components. Russian components. All made in Taiwan!

    2. Re:Obligatory? by TheShadowzero · · Score: 0

      One asteroid-poking administration should be enough for anyone. 1. Send man into space. 2. Poke asteroid. 3. ????? 4. PROFIT!

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    3. Re:Obligatory? by AndroidCat · · Score: 0

      All Your Asteroids Are Belong To Us!

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    4. Re:Obligatory? by Slithe · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod! I am an asteroid!

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  3. Landing words part 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already made the obligatory StarWars comment in the earlier topic about this one, but here it is again for all you Star Wars virgins out there...

    First words on the assteroid:

    "This is no cave !!"

  4. I thought it said "save the earth" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whereby the best course of action was to let the asteroid hit us and destroy all humans....

    I didn't realize it meant save the humans (for a short period of time) until they destroy themselves and everything with them.

  5. They need to hurry by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Funny

    They really need to hurry, Bruce Willis isn't getting any younger!

    1. Re:They need to hurry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deja Vu?

    2. Re:They need to hurry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Look at me I can steal comments from Another posting too. I am SOOO original.

      Get a job FAG!!!

      - Wolf Bearclaw

    3. Re:They need to hurry by icedcool · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      DUUPE JOKE! Poor man... poor.

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    4. Re:They need to hurry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DUUPE JOKE! Poor man... poor.
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  6. This could be useful... by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If we can good at altering asteroid's paths, we could use near earth asteroids as ramming tools. We should ram a few into the same spot on Mars and get a nice deep crater. We get practice diverting asteroids and learn more about deeper martain soil.

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    1. Re:This could be useful... by Memnos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps more useful might be steering comets. It's a bigger challenge but they have lots of H2O

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    2. Re:This could be useful... by lordvalrole · · Score: 1

      Or we can send some people to go live on Mars. First we should build a lunar base and use that a starting point to travel deeper into space. It takes so much fuel and so much energy to leave earth's atmosphere that sending people out into space is not cost effective. It would cost less to lets say launch a ship from the moon than it would be from the earth. We can go much further and at a faster pace if we first built a base. From there you can start sending actual people out to places like Mars. Granted those people would be spending a lot of their life time on a ship to get there and either setup base there or setup a midway point between us and mars. What anything really comes down to funding something like this. Although we do spend $300+ billion on wars so you would think if we put that much money to R & D in physics, biology, chemistry, technology, etc. we would be much better off. I am looking at long term outcomes here. 20-30-50-100 years away. Eventually oil and other resources will become scarce so where is humanity going to turn to next? Eventually we will need to start funding space programs so we can take advantage of other planets around us.

      Eventually we get to a place like we see in Battlestar Galactica. It really is about where the money goes. If we can land on Mars we can do a lot more than sending probs out.

    3. Re:This could be useful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There is a rock halfway between here & japan called Midway. You may have heard of it.

      I propose that we build a seaport on Midway to make it easier to get to Japan.

      That is roughly analogous to putting a base on the Moon as means to get to Mars.

      Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

    4. Re:This could be useful... by Hawkxor · · Score: 1

      Control of midway WAS in fact crucial during WWII, I'm not sure what you're driving at..

    5. Re:This could be useful... by smaddox · · Score: 1

      Where do you think that $300+ billion goes? Making bullets?

    6. Re:This could be useful... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The strategy does make sense if the moon can be mined for fuel. If there is any water at all on the moon then it may make sense to launch a Mars mission from there, rather than try to boost all of that fuel into space from Earth.

      Men, machines, food, etc. will probably still have to come from Earth for the foreseeable future.

      Midway was pretty handy if you didn't have the fuel to get all the way to Japan! :)

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    7. Re:This could be useful... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Control of midway was crucial, but the destruction of a limited number of ships was much more important than that. That being said, the original idea IS stupid. Why waste energy/fuel/time accelerating and decelerating when you're already traveling very quickly in a frictionless environment? A staging point from the moon could maybe sort of make sense, but not a halfway point from the moon to mars.

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    8. Re:This could be useful... by thc69 · · Score: 0

      ...or we could use small asteroids to ram big asteroids off of a collision course.

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    9. Re:This could be useful... by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If we can good at altering asteroid's paths, we could use near earth asteroids as ramming tools.
      I feel a James Bond movie plot coming on. (If not a DARPA research program).
    10. Re:This could be useful... by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      You do realize that it's not just Mars that would get rammed... "Hello, India? China? This is the U.S.A. calling. We'd like you to know that your days as rival nuclear powers were really cool and all, but now we've got a nuke you can't match. Maybe you should have invested more in your space programs back in the Naughty Aughties." Bring it in right and the warning threshold will be about 10 seconds.

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    11. Re:This could be useful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus Fox could sell the video as "When Asteriods Attack!"

    12. Re:This could be useful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dear Earthlings,

      We have learned of your dastardly plan to destroy us with space rocks. We cannot accept this blatant assault on our peaceful planet. You have declared war, you brought this upon yourselves. Expect our first nuke within 48 hours.

      Love and Kisses,

      The Martian Grand High Council of Elders.

  7. Re:there are more important things going on by VoltageX · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I love how my post got Offtopic but the parent didn't.

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  8. Re:Trust Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obligatory:

    Man created beer.
    God created pot.

  9. Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a fan of space and staying busy till the end times come, don't get me wrong, but what can poking a comet tell us that we wouldn't be able to figure out using the known laws of physics and, you know, science and stuff....

    1. Re:Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Funny

      In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.

      In practice, however......

    2. Re:Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      Comment noted for future sig...

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    3. Re:Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by Shadyman · · Score: 0

      Quoth Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

    4. Re:Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by guardiangod · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Scientific method -

      1. Define the question
      2. Gather information and resources
      3. Form hypothesis
      4. Perform experiment and collect data
      5. Analyze data
      6. Interpret data and draw conclusions that serve as a starting point for new hypotheses
      7. Publish results

      Without collecting data, all you get is something akin to String Theory - could be true, could be false, no one knows.

    5. Re:Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it has to do what it's made of. If it's a weak material, and we try to set off an explosion near to to deflect it, we could end up just breaking it into a bunch of pieces. We may need to deflect it more gradually based on what it's composed of.

    6. Re:Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by equex256 · · Score: 1

      You *do* know that there is an asteroid on it's way here with an 1/10000 chance of impact and that 'poking it with a stick' might be enough to save us? (that is one to ten thousand, not your favourite lottery odds)

      WASHINGTON, D.C. - A former NASA astronaut will call on the U.S. Congress to evaluate an asteroid with a small chance of hitting Earth in 2036 and suggest lawmakers consider a space mission to monitor the object, SPACE.com has learned. http://www.space.com/news/050519_asteroid_mission. html

      It will be in the best financial interest of everyone involved to stay dedicated to The Cause of The Mission, because if they get greedy now, it can be for the very time.

    7. Re:Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Poking' the comet will tell us several things, all of them important. It will tell us what the comet is made of and weather or not it is solid. It will tell us IF we are even capable of successfully landing on one. It will provide a unique test environment for equipment and techniques that could later prove important for anything from orbital mining to taking control of a comet's flight path, (which would actually be very useful for any terraforming efforts on on mars). All in all, there are a very significant number of things that 'poking' the comet can tell us other than the fact that, yes, it does obey the laws of physics.

    8. Re:Don't comets obey the laws of physics??? by Kaboom13 · · Score: 1

      Your confusing a science problem and an engineering problem. Calculating the force you need to deflect the asteroid is (relatively) simple, figuring out the way to get something capable of doing that into space, getting it to intercept the asteroid, getting it to apply that force correctly, etc. is a difficult engineering problem, and something we've never really done before. Just like landing on the moon was a lot more complicated then calculating the trajectory to get us there. Engineering requires testing, even the best designed machines aren't worth much until they've actually been tried.

  10. Re:Trust Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are some who take responsibility for the world that they live in and others who just hope that everything will work out. Good on those in column a, for those in column b just do everyone a favour and don't get in the way. BTW I think it is worth mentioning that we are likely to kill each other long before an asteroid wipes us out but hey, better safe than sorry right?

  11. Look for... by eno2001 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...lots of big companies to get LOTS of money from NASA and the U.S. military for developing more and more technologies that won't actually be used at all in any flights to the moon or mars. I also expect to see either no flight to Mars, or one that falls far short of what is being planned today at best. At worst I expect to see quite a few lost lives within the first five to ten flights to/from Mars. Why? Because I expect that most of the money is going to be spent on developing PROFITABLE (here on Earth) technologies that will only have a very loose connection to the missions. This is just a huge money grab and not about the advancement of science or discovery.

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    1. Re:Look for... by Merusdraconis · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm all for something that will develop a new version of space food sticks. Those things are awesome, but some R&D could make them even more awesome.

    2. Re:Look for... by mallan · · Score: 1

      Yes, some NASA money goes to big companies. But a lot more NASA money goes to universities and small bleeding-edge tech startups. NASA is a research institution on a tight budget - if something is or will be available in the free market, why pay research dollars for it? That's the whole idea behind NASA's Centennial Challenges:
      http://exploration.nasa.gov/centennialchallenge/cc _index.html

      Just to put things in perpective: two months in Iraq costs about the same as funding NASA for a year.

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  12. Re:Trust Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you will get what you deserve.

  13. Get you insightful replies... by jginspace · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...from the original

  14. In addition to by SuperStretchy · · Score: 1

    Good addendum to the article here. While they have very similar titles, they offer vastly different reasons for this landing. Justification for each other? Maybe just a good way to kill two birds with one stone.

    A practice quiz saving the world might serve us better if there ever is a final exam.

    You're either a 1 or a 0. Alive or Dead.

  15. Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As an exercise for my high-school physics students studying energy and momentum conservation, I had them run the numbers on the scenario from the movie "Armageddon" for an asteroid "the size of Texas", taking this to mean in separate cases the area of Texas with a range of densities, etc.

    Giving the astronauts every benefit of the doubt (able to intercept it twice as far out as they did in the movie, bomb able to be placed at the center of mass, the bomb having ten times the yield of largest nuke ever exploded by man, perfectly elastic explosion, etc. etc. etc.) they not only couldn't make the asteroid miss the Earth, they would only have changed impact points by about a meter!

    I love sci-fi movies and like to give my students problems from popular films that illustrate the absurdity of Hollywood stories.

    1. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      the bomb having ten times the yield of largest nuke ever exploded by man,

            Not to mention the simple fact that most of the destructive power of a nuclear weapon is actually caused by a wave-front of superheated air moving away from the center of the blast. Air is something quite scarce in space, however. You can't impart such kinetic energy to rock, however. Oh you could probably melt the center of this rock, but it would just cool again. Or you could shatter it, and have lots of tiny asteroids heading in exactly the same direction. E = 1/2mv^2, and E is also =1/2(m1+m2+...m(n))v^2. It doesn't make any difference to the total energy that's going to smack the earth and rip the atmosphere to shreds. This is one thing Hollywood has dead wrong.

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    2. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if you used a really big ball of garbage?

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    3. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, but remember these are idealized conditions and a HIGH-SCHOOL physics class. The guy/gal sounds like a good teacher just trying to make things interesting for his kids.

    4. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by bberens · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but if you could break it up into a billion tiny pieces you're increasing the surface area. A larger percentage of the mass will burn up in the atmosphere and/or be deflected away.

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    5. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Nanpa · · Score: 0

      But where are you going to get garbage? You don't just find it lying on the streets of Manhatten...

    6. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As an exercise for my high-school physics students studying energy and momentum conservation, I had them run the numbers on the scenario from the movie "Armageddon" for an asteroid "the size of Texas", taking this to mean in separate cases the area of Texas with a range of densities, etc.
       
      Giving the astronauts every benefit of the doubt (able to intercept it twice as far out as they did in the movie, bomb able to be placed at the center of mass, the bomb having ten times the yield of largest nuke ever exploded by man, perfectly elastic explosion, etc. etc. etc.) they not only couldn't make the asteroid miss the Earth, they would only have changed impact points by about a meter!

      Actually - that's pretty sad to hear. Because it means however many classes you've 'taught' this material now go forth into the world more ignorant of asteroid diversion as they were when they came into your classroom. Why? Because you've utterly mislead them about how it works, as your brief description above contains multiple errors.
       
      Your first error - it matters very much when you apply the differential force. Sure, doing it at the last moment won't move the impact point much - duh. In real life, you perform the diversion months, or years before the impact - and orbital mechanics dictates that it doesn't actually take much force (proportionally) to make a huge difference in the impact point over time.
       
      The second error is that you don't bury the bomb in the asteroid - you detonate it at a point some distance over the asteroid. (Why? We'll see that in the next error.)
       
      Lastly the size of the bomb on Earth is nearly irrelevant. The effects of the bomb that we interpret as yield are a direct result of the interaction of the energy (various forms of radiation) released from the bomb with the atmosphere. This is why, by the way, you detonate the bomb away from the asteroid, that energy now interacts with the surface of the asteroid across a broad area - evaporating it and providing the thrust (via Newton's 3rd law) as the evaporated material moves away from the asteroid. (Probably using a bomb with a shaped case to direct the X-rays from the bomb towards the asteroid, much like an Orion pulse unit. Or you could use such a pulse unit directly.)
       
       
      I love sci-fi movies and like to give my students problems from popular films that illustrate the absurdity of Hollywood stories.

      At least in this example - I would not be too proud. You've merely substituted your own absurdity for Hollywood's.
    7. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      The difference with having thousands of tiny asteroids is that due to the incresed surface area, they would burn up in the atmosphere. Likewise, once the tiny asteroids break apart, they're doing to drift in various directions, resulting in a much wider area of impact.

      This, I think, would be survivable (never mind the improbability of an asteroid "the size of texas")

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    8. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what exactly do you think all that thermal energy from the mass "burning up" will do to the surface?

    9. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by guardiangod · · Score: 1

      burn up in the atmosphere

      Yes! Through the friction between the atmosphere and the rocks, the temperature could reach over hundred of millions of Kevin and start nuclear fusion right in the comfort of the earth's atmosphere!

      Jesus.

      and/or be deflected away.

      Can someone else take a shot at this? I am busy banging my head against my desk.
      In all seriousness though, you could deflect some of the pieces off if you can change the velocity of the pieces after you blew them off. But not with the atmosphere...

    10. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by aevan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your first error - it matters very much when you apply the differential force. Sure, doing it at the last moment won't move the impact point much - duh. In real life, you perform the diversion months, or years before the impact - and orbital mechanics dictates that it doesn't actually take much force (proportionally) to make a huge difference in the impact point over time.

      The second error is that you don't bury the bomb in the asteroid - you detonate it at a point some distance over the asteroid. (Why? We'll see that in the next error.),


      Which has what to do with them burying a nuke 800 meters under the surface (as per the movie), detonating it less than a month out? He's modeling the movie, where it starts off only 18 days away from impact...so lessen the time window by the training,travel etc the rest of the movie showed. They used oil drillers to drill down for the bomb placement...

      The flaws you point in his example however are the flaws they made in the movie. You said he's doing it wrong, ergo the movie did it wrong, which was his point?
    11. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by guardiangod · · Score: 3, Informative

      Perhaps I should explain this without resorting to the use of sarcasm - they are popular misconceptions, after all.

      An asteroid, moving through space, has velocity (relatively to the earth) 5 - 20 km/s. Now, most of the earth's atmosphere is about 5 km thick (the rest are light elements scattered in the exosphere). That means it takes
      less than a second
      for any asteroid to get though the earth's atmosphere! This is the reason why meteoroids are below freezing (instead of glowing red hot) after they landed on earth - they don't have time to heat up through friction.

      Second of all, impact cratering is calculated by the kinetic energy of the asteroid. Size means jack. Which means that as long as the most of the things landed on earth, we get craters.

      What all these means is unless you can blow up the asteroid in such a way that they are smaller than your garden's peddles, they will still hit earth. Can fusion bomb do that?

    12. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      This is the reason why meteoroids are below freezing (instead of glowing red hot) after they landed on earth - they don't have time to heat up through friction.

          Your essential point is correct, but as long as we're all being pedantic physics gits, let me point out that friction as usually talked about has little to do with the heating of objects entering planetary atmospheres at high speeds. It's really a non-adiabatic heating of the gas itself because of shock-wave effects out in front of the objects. In fact, whereas friction is usually taken to act tangentially to an object's surface, even gas which isn't moving relative to the object will still heat dramatically because of the shock wave pushed out in front of the object. /end pedantry

    13. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You are making the assumption that meteors fall perpendicular to the Earth rather than at an angle.

    14. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      obviously your someone who knows something about the subject, and so most people will ignore you. i on the other hand applude your logic. the only way i could see us deflecting something (certainly not the size of texas) of small size would be to send a probe to intercept it years before it gets close to earth and apply steady thrust to it and just push it slightly off course. similar in idea to swimming sideways to a current, you won't need as much force to push it to the side as you would bee to stop it.

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    15. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

      See this beowulf cluster? Garbage. See this slashdot post? Garbage.

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    16. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by hclyff · · Score: 1
      most of the earth's atmosphere is about 5 km (the rest are light elements scattered in the exosphere)
      Please, where is this figure coming from? Exosphere starts at 500-1000 km from earth surface, depending on the latitude. The bulk of atmosphere mass is inside 50 km from Earth surface, 5 km is not even anywhere near 50% of atmosphere mass.
    17. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by turgid · · Score: 1

      Blowing-up a large object into many small ones would increase the surface area per unit mass. Would this not accelerate burn-up in the atmosphere? Would it be enough?

    18. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I saw something on PBS the idea is to put a satellite in orbit with the asteroid. The gravity between the objects would alter the course of the asteroid.

    19. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by GamerCowboy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't understand why so many people on /. have to be so antagonistic and so keen on proving others wrong.

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    20. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Nanpa · · Score: 0

      ... this picture of Natalie Portman, pure garbage.

    21. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's sad to hear is that you're trying to show everyone how smart think you are and missing the point entirely. The exercise's idea was to model the movie's scenario, and not yours. Armageddon did NOT involve diverting the asteroid months prior to impact and in the movie they DID place the bomb at the surface. And while you may argue about the bomb's yield, since it was placed in direct contact with the surface this approximation was reasonable.

    22. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      By God, I think the boy's got something. Come on, everyone! The fate of the city is at stake!

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    23. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of being a dick and pointing out the flaws in his calculations, which were restrictions from the movie Armageddon, you should have simply asked if after showing the absurdity of Hollywood's plots, he then lets the students model practical methods of diverting asteroids.

      -- Another Dick

    24. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The difference with having thousands of tiny asteroids is that due to the incresed surface area, they would burn up in the atmosphere.

            I don't agree. If you have enough tiny asteroids, you are going to heat up the atmosphere, which lowers its density, which makes it less efficient at stopping all the other little asteroids. The first ones will burn up. The last ones will hit the ground. And you'll have a lot of superheated air to deal with. The amount of energy remains the same, and earth is going to have to absorb it. You canna change the laws of physics Jim!

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    25. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by v1 · · Score: 1

      A good quote on this topic when they were discussing blowing up an asteroid instead of diverting it, "and so turn one dangerousl falling object into many?" I wonder which would really cause more damage... assuming you could not actually cause any part of such an asteroid to miss the earth, would it be better to break it up into say, 100 smaller pieces instead of letting it hit intact? This is assuming you don't know where it's going to hit, and they probably would. Would you prefer to be shot with a .45 or a shotgun?

      One "single hit" scenario to consider is whether hittting water or hitting land is worse. I'm going to guess land is worse since you get a huge amount of particulate matter thrown into the air on a land impact. Either way you're probably getting a volcano and those are never good in populated places and would likely make a mess of the global climate for some time.

      If they are interested in diverting the asteroid instead of breaking it up, (not much point in busting it into 100 pieces if they are all still on target for earth) wouldn't it be better to blow up the nukes on one side of the asteroid, such that it was pushed to a side? I don't know the physics involved with a nuclear explosion in space, usually you are dealing with the "every action requires an equal an opposite reaction", and since there are not two asteroids, one to "push off from", how much good does a nuke do on the side of the asteroid, to get it to move? I suppose the idean scenario then might be to put the nuke in the middle and pray there is a very weak fault line right down the midle of it, and blow it up right when the two halves are left and right of earth trajectory, and hope to get a nice 7-10 split on it.

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    26. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by goldragon · · Score: 1

      I just came in here to point and laugh at your idiotic critique of who sounds like a wonderful high school physics teacher. If I had mod points, I'd make sure your comment was no longer "+5 Insightful."

    27. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by solitas · · Score: 1

      Reading this whole article, I'm surprised that NOBODY'S yet mentioned Sydney's Comet (1983)! c'MON people!

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    28. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by Nanpa · · Score: 0

      Come on everyone, stop this pain in the arse recycling, and take a lesson from the 20th Century

    29. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by dryeo · · Score: 1

      One "single hit" scenario to consider is whether hittting water or hitting land is worse. I'm going to guess land is worse since you get a huge amount of particulate matter thrown into the air on a land impact. Either way you're probably getting a volcano and those are never good in populated places and would likely make a mess of the global climate for some time.

      While you're correct that a land hit would throw up a lot of particulate matter into the atmosphere and cause heavy global cooling, a water hit would be much worst.
      A few kilometers of water isn't going to slow down an asteroid much and you would get one hell of a wave. Think quite possibly 1000s of meters high. This would devastate every coast surrounding the ocean the asteroid hit.
      Then the crust is quite a bit thinner under the ocean so you would have a red hot hole in the ocean. Huge amounts of steam produced causing world wide torrential rains and you would still get lots of particulate matter in the atmosphere as well

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    30. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by bobcote · · Score: 1

      "I love sci-fi movies and like to give my students problems from popular films that illustrate the absurdity of Hollywood stories"

      Were you the guy sitting two rows behind me saying "That couldn't happen" Thanks for ruining Star Wars I through VI.

    31. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      The first ones will burn up. The last ones will hit the ground.

      True, but this same effect happens with a larger asteroid--it enters the earth's atmosphere and loses a lot of velocity due to drag, and a lot of mass due to vaporization from the heat of friction. The overall kinetic energy is severely diminished by the time it hits the ground, which is when we calculate the impact effects. So the important question is: does a single large object or a cloud of smaller objects get slowed down and vaporized more by the atmosphere?

      The latter is potentially more important than the former. If an asteroid loses 40% of its mass due to frictional heating (and subsequent vaporization), that lost mass no longer contributes to its kinetic energy. Exactly how much loss to expect would have to be modeled by the process of vaporization--it's not necessarily a simple linear relationship.

      Compare the behavior of one large object with a given mass and velocity to the behavior of a cloud of many smaller object that collectively have the same mass and the same (averaged) velocity--they'll have the same kinetic energy before entering the atmosphere:

      - The larger object will experience less slowing due to drag than the cloud of smaller objects will. The smaller objects will generally have a greater ratio of "sail area" (the surface profile in the direction of motion) to mass. This means that they'll collectively slow down more than the larger object.

      - Because of the greater ratio of surface area to mass, the remaining mass in the cloud of smaller objects will be less than the remaining mass of the single large object, at the time of impact.

      So it's pretty obvious that the kinetic energy will be lessened if we break up the asteroid, which should translate into a more survivable impact. But that's not even the whole story: the cloud of fragments will distribute its mass and kinetic energy over a larger area than the intact asteroid. This has a couple of effects:

      - The wider "flight path" encompassed by the edges of the cloud means that less of the mass will actually impact the Earth. Consider how long before impact we detonate our nuke, and how efficient the explosion is, and realize that the fragments will be moving constantly outward from the center of the explosion in the time between our nuclear detonation and impact. If we do it right, much of the cloud may miss us entirely.

      - The wider flight path also means that many of the fragments that do impact earth will have a much less damaging angle of impact. If a fragment comes straight down vertically, it will be more destructive than if it comes in at an oblique angle, because it will spend less time in the atmosphere slowing down and burning up. So by spreading the fragments out a lot, we guarantee that many of them will hit obliquely.

      - Finally, for all the remaining mass that does impact, it will be spread out across a very wide area instead of being concentrated in a single impact point. Less energy is dissapated at any one point on Earth's surface, which I think is probably going to be helpful.

      So, considering that the asteroid is going to hit us, I'd much rather that we blow it to tiny pieces first.

    32. Re:Armageddon wouldn't even be close. by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Could you post the lesson model? Regardless of the outcome, I think that students would gain a deeper respect for the Newtonian Mechanics results created in the lesson.

  16. Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hopefully could keep us from going wherever the dinosaurs went.

    Wherever the dinosaurs went, you'll eventually go at some point in your life. I don't think a person setting foot on some random rock will change that.

    1. Re:Death by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

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  17. Weaponized! by plopez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you can divert it, you can steer it. If you can steer it you can target an area on the planet.

    Take out a major city, no radiation. Just the threat would be a useful tool of terror and control.

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    1. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha..

    2. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no. It would only be used against terrorists.

    3. Re:Weaponized! by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Huge amount of fallout though, non radioactive, but not localized at all.

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    4. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That would be impossible to time correctly, though, as you'd have no control over the velocity and possible fragmentation, and no abort option when your calculations are off by a fraction. And the target (presumably a nation) might see it coming more than a mile away and have time to retaliate or shoot the rest of us just for fun - I would, anyway.

    5. Re:Weaponized! by plopez · · Score: 1

      Good points, but given time and a few experiments:
      1) figure out what sort of 'roid would work best. Look to minimize fragmentation.

      2) the math could probably be worked. I mean, the entry window for the shuttle is very narrow but we have obsolete guidance computers that can work out the angle of descent and attack.

      3) You probably would use a smaller 'roid as you would not want to destroy an entire region.

      4) It would be most useful against nations w/o nukes.

      5) The lack of abort option is a concern, but given enough thrust it could be diverted until close in. I sure they would be a 'point of no return' though.

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    6. Re:Weaponized! by plopez · · Score: 1

      true. Picking the right size and composition would have to be worked out.

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    7. Re:Weaponized! by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Really though, its had to be accurate, you could maybe pick a state to hit.

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    8. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smaller asteroid size = more precision needed and the atmosphere will have a greater impact on it in the final stages (shuttle is still a piloted effort all the way through, I think).

      Perhaps increasing the velocity and shaping the asteroid somehow may work to cut the 'atmospheric bounce angle', but this type of manufacturing might leave a trail of evidence.

    9. Re:Weaponized! by Shihar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want to destroy a city, just carpet bomb it. Blowing up cities is easy. The point is that any nation that has the ability to move an asteroid (read that as the US, the US, and the US) already has the ability to wipe out cities at will. At the stupidly insane cost of moving an asteroid, you might as well just build a few thousand cruise missiles and level the city that way. The only use moving asteroids has is for mining purposes and throwing at planets in an effort to drop some water on it (and even then, you probably want to use a comet).

    10. Re:Weaponized! by Xiroth · · Score: 4, Insightful
      On the other hand, if you could steer it into Earth's orbit you might be able to mine a ridiculous amount of valuable material from it. As someone interested in orbital megastructures, this is one of the big steps. Of course, there's a few more - see if these don't sound like interesting challenges:
      1. Finding some way to extract the ore.
      2. Getting a refinary set up in space.
      3. Creating construction robots that can use the processed materials to build the structure.

      Should be interesting if/when someone tries this.
    11. Re:Weaponized! by Skidge · · Score: 3, Funny
      Take out a major city, no radiation. Just the threat would be a useful tool of terror and control.


      Shhh. Don't say things like that, or they won't let us take our asteroids on airplanes anymore.
    12. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think it would cost very little because these asteroids would have a near-Earth orbit for a while anyway (trailing Earth). Otherwise, it would require an impossible amount of power to nudge them. So getting to them might not cost that much and the thing to nudge it could be cheap too. I like the paint-bomb method the most - the sun would do the nudging then - but that method may not yield enough control or precision.

      In mafia terms, the goal is to "make it look like an accident" (wipe out North Korea's capital, for example).

    13. Re:Weaponized! by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1
      Take out a major city, no radiation. Just the threat would be a useful tool of terror and control.


      Who would spend billions of dollars to divert a rock in space (with all the uncertanty that goes with it) to attack a country when they could spend vastly less and do a better job with conventional weapons? I mean, besides the brain bugs? Want to know more?

      -Grey
    14. Re:Weaponized! by lixee · · Score: 1
      Take out a major city, no radiation. Just the threat would be a useful tool of terror and control.
      Yeah, like the US doesn't instil enough terror. And don't get me started on the nuclear arsenal...
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    15. Re:Weaponized! by Shihar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Launching ANYTHING into space space is stupidly expensive. Launching something into fast enough to escape earths gravity is hard and very expensive fuel wise. Launching a payload is even harder and more expensive. Further, the 'pain bomb' method is hardly an exact science and sure as shit will not have city precision. Even if someone really felt like blowing the money it takes to launch something like that into space, it sure as hell would not be a stealthy maneuver. The nuclear armed nations of the world (with the exception of the new members to the club) have systems for detecting launches. Everyone would know if someone fired something out of Earth's orbit.

      Seriously, if you want to wipe out a city at 1/100 of the cost and half the time, just do it the old fashion way and bomb it into dust.

    16. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the successful SMART-1 ion-propelled probe as guide, consider this idea: a craft sonsisting of several small ion-propulsion motors that would get it from Earth-orbit to asteroid-orbit first and then break up and connect with the asteroid to form the asteroid's motors.

      Total cost for SMART-1: $120million/370kg ($324324/kg). Even if you multiply that number tenfold, it's still very little compared to a fullblown war like Iraq where US visibility is costing them multi-billions and has had severe strategic and economic consequences. The cost of a probe would be peanuts considering the fact that any involvement would presumably remain invisible.

      Hopefully, the target won't have become the best friend by the time the asteroid falls from the sky, though :)

    17. Re:Weaponized! by Who235 · · Score: 2, Funny
      he point is that any nation that has the ability to move an asteroid (read that as the US, the US, and the US) already has the ability to wipe out cities at will. At the stupidly insane cost of moving an asteroid, you might as well just build a few thousand cruise missiles and level the city that way.

      You're missing the point.

      Cruise missiles, unlike asteroids, have no super-villain street cred. Hurling giant space rocks at people displays a lot more panache.

      That's like saying anyone who can build a weather machine to grief his enemies probably already has guns he could shoot him with.
    18. Re:Weaponized! by kiljoy001 · · Score: 1

      That may be so but the main point of this method is it's potential to be stealthy - you would have to set this up years or months in advance, it's not ment to be quick. Combine this with an electronic attack on the various detection systems and its pretty much a done deal. It's low risk, high damage potential. A falling asteroid in your nations backyard (it doesn't matter where) will fuck shit up for them. Hell even after planetfall you can launch your ICBM's to complete the deal. Orbital mechanics has advanced enough I would think that they can predict the planetfall of a major strike to at least to the general region.

    19. Re:Weaponized! by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Because you can make it look like an accident. That is, if you can cover up a billion dollar project to divert it to the right spot. You would probably have to make a few small course corrections en-route, and a final one relatively close to impact. And if you're using nukes to do that, well, it's probably going to be noticeable to some alert astronomer.

      But if you can keep it quiet - and you'd really want to do that - then you've got the world by the balls, and they wouldn't even know it.

      "Well, damn! We were only just trying to negotiate a tricky deal with country X just yesterday, and we decided to bring everyone home for a couple of days to, you know, think things over, and what happens? A God-Damned as-ter-oid lands on their capital! Can you believe that? We'll give them a few weeks and then we'll go back to continue negotiations. Oh yeah, we'll offer to help alright. I mean, we've got differences, but we're not *monsters*"

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    20. Re:Weaponized! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Just the threat would be a useful tool of terror and control."

      Against clueless tinfoil-hatters who modded this up...
      WTF people? This is a geek forum so how dare you not have clues to how technology works?

      The massive dust plume would still pose a huge environmental threat. Think Tunguska.
      The asteroid diversion would cost more than a nuke and be far more difficult to use.
      Asteroid diversion lacks an immediate launch capability.
      The only countries potentially capable of asteroid diversion already have nukes.

      Tactical nukes are proven and using a few does not end life as we know it. (Google Map Hiroshima and Nagasaki if you have doubts.)
      Atmospheric testing proved limited nuclear wars are indeed practical. Not nice, but practical, and they will always be an easier alternative than bowling with asteroids.

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    21. Re:Weaponized! by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the exact same thing. We're starting to hit the limits of mine-able metals on Earth. Parking a big NEA in orbit would solve a lot of those problems.

      So how big of a stretch would that be from what NASA is talking about now? Could we slap a couple of low-G thrusters on an asteroid and have them gently push it into a stable orbit?

      (This is, of course, assuming that NASA doesn't have one of their metric-system SNAFUs, resulting in said large rock plummeting into the atmosphere and creating dinosaur-like problems.)

    22. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhh. Don't say things like that, or they won't let us take our asteroids on airplanes anymore.

      Let's hope they do.
      The guy sitting next to me on the plane last week had a mighty big asteroid.

    23. Re:Weaponized! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      Because you can make it look like an accident.
      More importantly, the Asgard can't pin it on you and therefore can't help due to the Protected Planets Treaty.
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    24. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately the "I MEANT to do that!" factor would come in.

      If you miss, you simply release a statement to the effect of "That was a demonstration of our awe-inspiring destructive capabilities! Surrender <insert Government name here>!"

    25. Re:Weaponized! by PacketShaper · · Score: 1

      While I agree that eventually putting an asteroid into orbit for mining is a necessary step to building large structures in earth orbit, I think perhaps we should not attempt it as our first challenge.
      After all, we do not know how well our efforts will work, and the slightest miscalculation when trying to put a large asteroid into orbit (metric/SI anyone?) could make it come in shallow and eventually impact earth.

      Maybe, for the first few asteroids, we should try our best to deflect them as far away as possible until we are proficient at altering their courses.

      Just my $.02

    26. Re:Weaponized! by khallow · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the exact same thing. We're starting to hit the limits of mine-able metals on Earth. Parking a big NEA in orbit would solve a lot of those problems.

      We still have a ways to go on Earth. For example, there's almost no deep sea mining of metals. That's three quarters of the Earth's surface. And at some point, it would become viable to extract stuff directly from sea water. Space based extraction has to compete with that.
    27. Re:Weaponized! by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      That is what I thought too. I saw brucewillis tag, and thought back: "nah. Nope. Dr. Evil".

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    28. Re:Weaponized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome! After we figure out how to not be dependent on oil (would somebody get on that, please), we can just drop one on the middle east and be done with the place. For extra drama points, send some prophetic religious types in beforehand to yell about how the end of the world is coming.

    29. Re:Weaponized! by dodobh · · Score: 1

      No big deal. Just ask Adam Selene to help you.

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  18. Itsatrap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If ever a story deserved an "itsatrap" tag, this story is one of them. Who can say what the result would be? It could have unintended consequences.

    I hope they pick a small asteroid to test on.

    1. Re:Itsatrap! by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      That tag is for Microsoft use only.

  19. Why send people? by Animats · · Score: 1

    Moving an asteroid means landing an engine on the thing and firing it. That doesn't require people. If you send people, you have to send all that extra mass for life support, a return vehicle, and return fuel. Which cuts into the fuel for moving the asteroid. So sending people is a lose.

    1. Re:Why send people? by Hooya · · Score: 4, Funny

      except, without people, you wouldn't get to have tearjerker bravery/sacrifice with "don't want to miss a thing" playing in the background.

    2. Re:Why send people? by phantomcircuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humans are infinitely re-programmable.

    3. Re:Why send people? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I think you misspelled "expendable."

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    4. Re:Why send people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is lots of unemployment in the world...
      And this project definitely needs some recruiting, so anyone of us can apply to be worlds best american deep core driller!

      Hey, it's about saving the world, only americans know how to do that!

    5. Re:Why send people? by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      Was the song really in the movie?

      I remember around that time that theme songs where not in the movie and I was disappointed.

      Godzilla: Come with me (Puff Daddy), Deeper Underground (jamiroquai).

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  20. Am I the only one that doesn't care by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let this rock disintegrate into nothing. I'm convinced nothing good can come of this human experiment. Whoever or whatever set this up has failed, or maybe they've been proven right. Nevermind, it would be better if humans destroyed this god forsaken shithole and let the surviving crockroaches and worms start another era of magnificent evolution.

    1. Re:Am I the only one that doesn't care by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      The war on human life starts with your own, Adult film producer.

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    2. Re:Am I the only one that doesn't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:Am I the only one that doesn't care

      You care. If you didn't you wouldn't bother to post it. Now quit whining, and get on with your life.

    3. Re:Am I the only one that doesn't care by ComputerSherpa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude. First, take a deep breath. Then, go here and hit Refresh over and over until the bad feeling goes away. After that, take a walk in the woods, or go to church, or help out at a day-care or something. Life has meaning if you go look for it. :-)

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    4. Re:Am I the only one that doesn't care by Ikester8 · · Score: 1

      Hmmph. Most of the pics are of cats. And the only thing wrong with kittens is that they grow up to be cats! (Yeah, I like cats, but I wanted to see kittens, dammit!)

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  21. Re:Better Idea by Short+Circuit · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey, there's some good stuff in Redmond.

    (Mods, click link before modding Troll.)

  22. thank god! by TheWart · · Score: 2, Funny

    phew, I feel safer knowing that Michael Bay's movies are the blueprint for saving the world. At least I can rest easy tonight.

  23. Should have been done years ago by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    FromTFA:

    The proposals are at an early stage, and a spacecraft needed just to send an astronaut that far into space exists only on the drawing board

    Actually the apollo stack (SM, CM, LM ascent and descent stages) had easily enough velocity budget to fly to and return from some near Earth asteroids. It didn't have the consumables to do it but that could have been launched separately. You get more redundancy that way.

    Of course we don't have the apollo CM, which is the only spacecraft in existance which could make a high speed return from an asteroid and reenter the atmosphere, but we will have the CRV which should have similar capabilities. The saturn 5 launch system doesn't exist either and thats the part of this system which is really vapourware.

    Anyway good luck to them. Mars has been held off for so long because it is so much more risky and difficult than the moon. Asteroids offer progressively harder challenges, minus the risk of sudden death landing a heavy vehicle on mars.

    1. Re:Should have been done years ago by triffid_98 · · Score: 1
      Does that even matter though? I mean, in order to divert a large mass the farther away you hit it, the less energy you need to use in order to get a miss. Assuming cryogenically frozen Bruce Willis isn't going to jump out of the lander and spike some nukes into the core, you'll get a lot more mileage out of an unmanned mission with additional fuel allowing for far greater impact velocity/range.

      On a related note, has there been any progress on the problem of low-G muscle degeneration? This whole Space-1999 moonbase idea isn't likely to get a lot of traction until that's been fixed. That and actually providing some economic benefit, USA/etc. might be willing to throw cash at manned missions for bragging rights, but re-supply of a moon base isn't even in the same ballpark cost wise.

      Actually the apollo stack (SM, CM, LM ascent and descent stages) had easily enough velocity budget to fly to and return from some near Earth asteroids. It didn't have the consumables to do it but that could have been launched separately. You get more redundancy that way. Of course we don't have the apollo CM, which is the only spacecraft in existance which could make a high speed return from an asteroid and reenter the atmosphere, but we will have the CRV which should have similar capabilities. The saturn 5 launch system doesn't exist either and thats the part of this system which is really vapourware. Anyway good luck to them. Mars has been held off for so long because it is so much more risky and difficult than the moon. Asteroids offer progressively harder challenges, minus the risk of sudden death landing a heavy vehicle on mars.
    2. Re:Should have been done years ago by khallow · · Score: 1

      On a related note, has there been any progress on the problem of low-G muscle degeneration? This whole Space-1999 moonbase idea isn't likely to get a lot of traction until that's been fixed. That and actually providing some economic benefit, USA/etc. might be willing to throw cash at manned missions for bragging rights, but re-supply of a moon base isn't even in the same ballpark cost wise.

      We know zero gee is bad for you and some tricks for making zero gee not quite so bad. And we know one gee is good. But there's no idea what happens in between.
    3. Re:Should have been done years ago by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, in animal studies heavy gee is surprisingly good. Rats that were raised in a centrifuge were extremely healthy, incredibly strong, lived longer and as one researcher put it "generally walked around like little tanks." Even their bones were stronger. Low or no gravity seems to have pretty much the opposite effect.

      The human body depends upon pressure and exertion to maintain muscle tone, bone and muscle mass ... exercise regimes help, I guess, but for a really long mission we'd probably have to have gravity, or some simulation of it.

      Probably we just need to invent the artificial gravity plate and be done with it.

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    4. Re:Should have been done years ago by khallow · · Score: 1

      We don't know if low gravity has the opposite effect, though that is likely. My point way back when is that we have zero data points on low gravity, but plenty on one and zero gees. It would be interesting to see if high gravity has a positive effect on humans and that is testable as you mention. If so, that would be a good indication that lower gravity is going to be a problem.

    5. Re:Should have been done years ago by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      The human body depends upon pressure and exertion to maintain muscle tone, bone and muscle mass ... exercise regimes help, I guess, but for a really long mission we'd probably have to have gravity, or some simulation of it

      I started cycling to work full time a year ago. I feel fitter than I have been in 20 years. I am sure that if I sat around for a year at 1g my health would decline.

      So to stay fit people have to be able to exercise at a high level by 1g standards, without the benefit of open space. I don't think my family would put up with me cycling in doors for an hour a day, especially if we lived in a caravan.

  24. Re:Trust Man by Magdalen5751 · · Score: 1

    That's what I say about Homeland security. It's the same thing-just a differnt scale. The lack of faith has realtivity. The best one yet: In God we trust on all that smelly, stinky green crap we need to get these projects done. I don't think God will let that equation work.

  25. NASA planning to save the Earth by noigmn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now all we need is an asteroid for them to save us from.

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    1. Re:NASA planning to save the Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ask and ye shall receive! ---> 1999 AN10

      Here's what you've all been waiting for.

    2. Re:NASA planning to save the Earth by tcatt · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Um.. is there something NASA is perhaps not telling us? Should we be worried here? "Pay no attention folks, it's just a drill."

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    3. Re:NASA planning to save the Earth by hclyff · · Score: 1

      You mean the 1999 AN10 that is virtually impossible to collide with earth?

      No currently known object has the Torino scale rating greater than 0. See http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

    4. Re:NASA planning to save the Earth by edbarbar · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You might have a while to wait.

      Better spend $billions$ now.

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  26. Save the earth? by no-body · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Earth is save!
    A couple of cleansing asteroids actually would not hurt getting rid of those little pests walking upright and haven't learned yet how to use their enlarged brains:



    Subject: Holy Hell They've Gone Nuts - $160 billion More for Iraq!
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    Fiscal 2007 War Supplemental Expected to Be Largest Yet:
    Pentagon Prepares $160 Billion Request for Iraq War
    11/12/2006
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    1. Re:Save the earth? by ScentCone · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A couple of cleansing asteroids actually would not hurt getting rid of those little pests walking upright and haven't learned yet how to use their enlarged brains

      Well, then, what have you done today to lower the population? Oops! Silly me. You can't read this, because you've killed yourself. I hope you at least did it while taking out some of the religious zealots that want to turn Iraq into the next Taliban stomping ground. Because that would actually help. But if you just plain killed yourself, that would be constructive, also. I mean, based your theory, anyway. Oh wait: you just want other people to die. Silly me!

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  27. Re:there are more important things going on by Otter · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    TomKat are getting married...

    On the one hand, they already married earlier this week. On the other hand, this story is a dupe from earlier this week so it all evens out.

  28. Benjamin Franklin by Zonk+(troll) · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

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  29. Poke it with a stick? by dangitman · · Score: 1

    That must be an awfully long stick.

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  30. Re:Quick everyone... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    cheap karma

          Karma is only important to you because you don't have any.

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  31. Several thoughts by WindBourne · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. We should be sending several automated system to do this, not a human crew. Much cheaper and easier.
    2. Why send the asteroid elsewhere? If it is going to hit Earth, put it into orbit. If it is big enough to worry about, then it must be a good size chunk of metal. We can mine it.
    3. One of the more useful uses for this is to send asteroids into Mars. Not the metal kind, but one based on organics. There are a number of them out there that are composed of Water, Ammonia or even of methane. These would be great to send directly into mars and build up the gases that are lacking. Ammonia is a very effective global warming gas that slow breaks down to N2, the perfect gas for life. H2o is also a good one.
    4. Of course, we could simply turn an asteroid into a nice space ship.
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    1. Re:Several thoughts by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      Maybe somebody that we should be thankful to pulled a #3 on our planet a long long time ago? ;-)

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  32. Dinosaurs by GodInHell · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technically, the dinosaurs didn't go anywhere. They just shrunk and grew feathers.. we know grow them in factory farms and eat them by the pound at Chik-Fil-A.

    (That and worship our them as our yellow masters through PBS.)

    -GiH

    1. Re:Dinosaurs by Schwarzchild · · Score: 1
      Technically, the dinosaurs didn't go anywhere. They just shrunk and grew feathers.. we know grow them in factory farms and eat them by the pound at Chik-Fil-A.
      Umm...are you trying to tell me that Tyrannosaurus Rex tastes like CHICKEN?
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    2. Re:Dinosaurs by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Heh.. more like vulture from what Discovery Channel tells me :).

      -GiH

  33. Disappointing ... by f8l_0e · · Score: 1

    If they're going to take inspiration from Michael Bay films, they need to attempt to build life size TransFormers.

  34. Worst Movie Ever! by necro81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Leaving aside the horrible acting in Armaggedon, the portrayal of reality in that movie is atrocious! There are different levels of science fiction, requiring differing levels of suspended disbelief. It runs the gamut from Star Wars, where things like hyperdrive and lightsabers are somehow possible, to Star Trek, some of which could be possible in the 24th century, to 2001, which definitely could have taken place in 2001. This movie seems to exist somewhere inbetween - it wants to come off as being possible today, and yet requires a complete disposal of all scientific knowledge.

    In college I took a course on science and communication - how we try, and often fail, to explain science and technology to the public. One homework assignment was to watch the movie Armaggedeon and describe the ways they get it wrong. The "it" here includes:

    * physics (it actually takes days to go from earth to the moon - even then it took the Saturn V rocket to get the relatively small Apollo LM/CSM craft that far. Oh, and the old favorite, that there's lots of things to hear in space.),
    * propulsion technology (the notion that a space station has a propulsion system capable of generating 1 g of continuous acceleration, or that the shuttle's engines can produce several g's of acceleration all on their own),
    * engineering (that you could build a space station that wouldn't collapse under 1 g of acceleration),
    * medicine (that space dementia is a likely condition, resulting in careless manslaughter behavior),
    * probability (that out of the total surface of the earth, the only places that get struck are NYC, Paris, and Hong Kong (?)),
    * astronomy (that, up close, asteroids seem to be made of very brittle stalagmites of rock, and spew radioactive-looking gas).

    Science in general. This was a film seen by millions of people - it is probably the first thing most people think about when the subject of asteroids comes up. It's well for Carl Sagan that he was already deceased - the notion that such a movie existed would have killed him. Armaggedon's contemporary, Deep Impact, was more plausible and realistic, if you can get past Elija Wood being a teenager. Alas, it tanked.

    I gave up after filling 10 pages with the first hour of the movie - it was too painful to continue.

    1. Re:Worst Movie Ever! by houghi · · Score: 1

      This migyt come as a shocker, but movies are generaly not real. If they are trying to be real, they tend to be documentaries. So get a life and some imagination.

      That is the reason I watch movies, because they are NOT real.

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    2. Re:Worst Movie Ever! by Nanpa · · Score: 0
      "Science in general. This was a film seen by millions of people - it is probably the first thing most people think about when the subject of asteroids comes up. It's well for Carl Sagan that he was already deceased - the notion that such a movie existed would have killed him. Armaggedon's contemporary, Deep Impact, was more plausible and realistic, if you can get past Elija Wood being a teenager. Alas, it tanked."

      More plausible and realistic, maybe, but it tanked for good reason. That movie was equally as terrible, and I was distraught that Elijah Wood was still alive at the end.

  35. Think of the Astrologists!!!! by themindfantastic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey you will go screwing up all those astrologists and their predictions if you start moving crap around! Think of the ASTROLOGISTS!!!!!

    1. Re:Think of the Astrologists!!!! by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think of the ASTROLOGISTS!!!!!

      I am thinking of them. I'm thinking of poking them with a stick until they deflect from their course. I really like the idea of lots of little pokes, but if that doesn't do the trick I'm perfectly willing to blow 'em up, real good.

    2. Re:Think of the Astrologists!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah they'll be fine. It'll involve the oddest definition of free will... but it be ok.

  36. anti-overlord revolution by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome the uprising against the new asteroid overlords.

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  37. I can hear it now. by EonBlueApocalypse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "And in other news a freak accident has sent an asteroid involved in a mock doomsday mission hurdling towards Earth. How will this affect your weekend? Stay tuned for Tom and his weekend weather forecast."

  38. Not really by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Deflecting something from a particular course is likley a lot easier than setting it on to a specific new course. All you need is a big enough push (or bigger) to ensure it missing hitting (for example) Earth. Now to have it hit a particular target, you would need much more exact placing and timing of an explosion/rocket/etc.

  39. Waste of time and money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asteroids move fast enough that by the time anyone noticed a tiny rock flying on a direct course for Earth, it would be much too late to do anything about it, and it would more than likely go unnoticed until our atmosphere is already an ashy mess. The most we could do is fire a couple of nukes at it and hope for the best. This money should be spent finding ways to colonize other planets in my opinion.

  40. Chicken Little NASA by edbarbar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Let's see. There was an air blast in Siberia that people hypothesize was a meteorite. There was a large meteor strike 35Million years ago, and one about 65 million years ago. Better spend $Billions$ to fight this threat. Who cares if there is an actual threat, better look to Bruce Willis movies to figure out how to get public support for the expensive beaurocratic solutions, and develop a solution now that is 100 times more expensive than it would be 100 years from now (i.e., let's find a reason for existance).

    The only threat here seems to be that NASA is an agency in trouble. Forbidding launches of private spacecraft in the US to protect the shuttle merely helped other countries to develop their own space programs. We are all tired of expensive failure after failure of overly complex missions, and see the many near misses of massive failures such as Hubble with its inverted lens, and Galileo when the antenna wouldn't open. [Being honest people we love the two Mars rovers, and applaud the out of the box thinking in their lander].

    NASA, figure out a mission, or get out of the way.

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    Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
    1. Re:Chicken Little NASA by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I vote that NASA gets out of the way and real engineers get to call the shots. Look at what Rutan accomplished with $20mil. Sure, you might argue that all he did was build a craft to go up and come right back down, but how much did that cost compared to the original Mercury missions, and what did it cost compared to the X-15 rocket plane? Only a tiny fraction of the cost of each, PLUS he did it very quickly and very efficiently, by picking the best engineers he could regardless of what political correctness or any other bureaucratic BS that a government agency has to contend with.

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    2. Re:Chicken Little NASA by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      I vote that NASA gets out of the way and real engineers get to call the shots.
      Guess where most of the "real engineers" are. NASA. SS1 is a deadend design and only governmental agencies(NASA, ESA, whatever the hell the Russian agency is called) have reached escape velocity.
      but how much did that cost compared to the original Mercury missions
      How much precedent did Mercury have and how much precedent did SS1 have?
      PLUS he did it very quickly and very efficiently,
      by building off 40+ years of NASA research.
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    3. Re:Chicken Little NASA by edbarbar · · Score: 1

      > SS1 is a deadend design a
      > by building off 40+ years of NASA research.

      On the one hand its using NASA research, and on the other hand it is dead end technology. I guess only NASA can afford to waste 40+ years of research. Really, think about your own double standards.

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      Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
  41. Why so large? by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There was an article on Slashdot a while back on a new crater discovered in Antarctica. It was a couple hundred miles across and was believed associated in some way to the Great Extinction. Well, there's a neat website that lets you calculate the size of crater and damage done for a given size of asteroid. It took a while to find one that would produce the crater observed that would have a combination of speed and size that would leave anything left alive at all, let alone 5%-10% of the biomass.


    My crude reverse-engineering of the asteroid suggests that it would have to have been moving very very slowly compared to the Earth, and be about 50 miles across. Even so, the calculator predicted that anything within the horizon of such an impact would be instantly vaporized and that the entire hemisphere would be subject to earth tremors of magnitude 11.2 or above. That was about the smallest-scale devastation I could find that would produce the right-sized crater.


    (Faster asteroids would be smaller, for the same-sized crater, but end up releasing much more energy, as energy goes up with the square of the velocity.)


    Now, turning an asteroid (or comet) is plausible, but it has to be done early. You say you can only achieve a meter or so, but in reality that doesn't mean anything. You change the trajectory, and the change of displacement is then the distance the asteroid travels divided by the tangent of the angle between the original path and the new path. (The tangent is equal to the opposite over the adjacent - SOH CAH TOA. You make the adjacent the line it would originally have followed and the opposite becomes the displacement.) Objects travelling along a curved trajectory need to be mapped into a linear system first, which is usually a very simple transform.


    So how does this help? Well, since you are changing an angle, the implication is that if you increase the distance away you make this change, you will increase the displacement from the original position. If the change in displacement exceeds the Earth's radius plus the safety margin needed to prevent the Earth's gravity from causing the collision to occur anyway, then it makes bugger all difference if you can make one degree of change or one billionth of a second of a degree. All that matters is that the cumulative change places the body outside the danger zone.


    What does this mean in practice? In practice, it means that if it's just about to collide, there is nothing you can do to stop it and there are few structures in the world capable of withstanding 11.2 magnitude tremors. Evacuating the hemisphere and placing everyone on a geologically-sound plateau would be far cheaper and would have a much better chance of success. Near-zero, as opposed to absolutely zero.


    If the body is unlikely to collide for a couple of orbits and a few hundred years, then you can talk about serious landscaping the solar system. That's the kind of distance where even a small angle will make a large difference. Better yet, gravity is vastly more powerful than any explosion - if you can shift the orbit just enough to place the body close to a large planet, the total deflection will vastly exceed anything explosives can achieve. Gravity is a significant force on these scales.


    This all assumes that the body is solid, of course. The Japanese robot probe that landed on an asteroid not too long ago found a nearby asteroid whose density was unimaginably low - it is likely to be nothing more than space grit held together with collective gravitational attraction where the packing is no better - and probably worse - than coarse-grain sand. It could be said that its structure is best described as sheer damn luck. You fire off a nuke on something like that and there's no telling what will happen, other than most of the energy will go straight through it. At this point, we simply don't have anything like a large enough catalog of asteroids, nor in anything like sufficient detail, to know if this is a freak accident or the norm. Until you know enough of the basics, you can't know anything about the complexities.

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    1. Re:Why so large? by StarfishOne · · Score: 1
      Well, there's a neat website that lets you calculate the size of crater and damage done for a given size of asteroid.


      The Impact Calculator website at Earth Impact Effects Program:

      http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/impacteffects/
  42. *Loads Six-shooter* by KKlaus · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, that has to be the dumbest movie plot scenario I have ever heard. Honestly the idea of weaponizing asteroids is so stupid and so inefficient and so unneccassary I probably won't be able to read slashdot for a week now. My god.

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  43. Re:Quick everyone... by Roduku · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the obvious: Using an asteroid landing as a precusror to a mining mission.

    If NASA's plans go forward, they're going to need a space infrastructure. Eventually, that will mean space-based manufacturing. For manufacturing, you need raw materials. Those raw materials are expensive to lift from Earth's gravity well. Ergo, the best solution is to mine them from much smaller gravity wells where the cost of transport is comparitively minimal.

    The key issue that an mission to an asteroid would need to resolve is the actual composition and concentration of valuable ores. Scientists currently have a lot of educated guesses, but we won't know for sure until a geologist makes a proper survey.

  44. But what about..... by Kankraka · · Score: 1

    When said asteroid is altered TOO much, and we end up sending a large pile of rock plummeting towards us anyways? Perhaps faster than we can do anything about it?

  45. Where the Dinosaurs Went... by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

    It's not so bad. You can be a fossil fuel 35 million years from now when the apes rule the Earth!

  46. There will be fewer people in space, not more by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    1. We probably won't get back to the moon.

    2. We are NOT going to go to Mars.

    3. We are NOT going to send PEOPLE to a fucking asteroid.

    Why?

    It's all very simple: money, energy, and need.

    1. The only thing on the moon that's worth a flying fuck is He3. However, even with all the possibilities of enormous electricity provided from He3 reactors here on terra firma, building and decommissioning the reactors, AND mining the crap out of the moon's regolith will pretty much blow it's ER/EI ratio to pieces. Also, putting people on the moon is foolish - it's extremely radioactive up there. So, you'll need to send robots. you will also need to send HUGE self-repairing mining machines up there, so they can chew up the regolith. We can't get the political will to fix the freakin' Hubble, and someone wants to send enormous mining machines to chew up the He3 so some fat ass retard can sit and watch American Idol on his 53 inch plasma? I don't think so...

    2. Mars is not going to happen - too far, too dangerous. We'll continue to send little probes and stuff, but that's about it. Terraforming? No way. We can't muster the brains and skills to build a rockin OS and you want to terraform a planet? We. don't. think. so.

    3. We will send probes to asteroids. IT is much more efficient. If one is coming at us, we will sned probes to deal with it, not some space cowboy.

    Sorry to pop some dreams, but thems' the facts.

    RS

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  47. Save Earth? by ms1234 · · Score: 1

    Reading the subject I thought they were going to clean up the environment.. Well, so long as we don't get hit with any asteroids everything is fine.

  48. where the dinosaurs went by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Most went into the oil business, and the rest became COBOL programmers.

  49. What I plan to do before we land on Mars by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    Live at least another 60 years, till I'm 100, and then wait for Harold Robbins and Jacqueline Susanne will to be considered "the masters."

    1. Re:What I plan to do before we land on Mars by MikeTheC · · Score: 1

      Ok, quit it with the Star Trek VI references already! :) (j/k)

  50. So, all because YOU read a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, you're OK with the potential of some crazed military lunatic "accidentally" divert an asteroid our way? Because, if I read the signs correctly, Iraq is pretty much over and we need a new worry and the US can't pull a stunt like that again without losing the last bit of global support they had.

    Time for an 'accident' and 'hero' approach - the problem being that the US appears to believe its own Hollywood movies.

  51. HEY THIS GUY PLAIGARIZED MY POST! by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    This guy just copied my post from a few days ago! (http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=20689 8&cid=16870614) and posted it as his (or her) own. Whoever you are, please give proper attribution! And while you're at it you should include all of my post including my link to a previous post! http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=171538&cid=142 87818

    - Wisebabo

  52. Sorry the link to my own post is bad, try this. by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    I don't know how the space got into my link from my previous post. Please use this link. http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=206898 &cid=16870614

  53. NASA plans everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NASA plans _everything_. Wake me up when they actually does something like this.

  54. Stargate anyone? by mikecm06 · · Score: 1

    An asteroid named Apophis? A scientist named Dr. McKay? Mere coincidence? I think not!

    1. Re:Stargate anyone? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, two of the discoverers of 99942 Apophis were fans of Stargate SG-1. Of course, we all know that show is really just plausible deniability(note episodes 100 and 200) ;)

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  55. This is what they should do when they get there by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    I originally came up with this idea thinking that robots should carry it out but it could also be performed by a manned mission.

    Novel method for changing orbit of small planetary body (asteroid/comet).

    Abstract: Using a tethered "sling" to release pieces of a small planetary body, a small (inexpensive) payload delivered to a body rotating at a sufficient rate can effectively convert the body's rotational energy into directed kinetic energy. The tether, which may be attached to said body via cables or netting, can also generate power for its own operations, obviating a need for a large power source. Since only a small fraction of the mass is to released at any one time, problems such as excessive accelration, breakup of body etc. will be avoided. In addition to changing the velocity of the asteroid/comet (for diversion from earth impact or placing the asteroid into a more accessible orbit for mining), the ejected material may be useful on its own as mined material or even as a space based weapon system (hurling relatively massive hunks of rock at satellites will be quite effective).

    Main text: Previous proposals for changing the orbital path of a small planetary body have included delivering an explosive charge to said body (typically nuclear) for impact on or near it, moving the body directly through the use of ion drives or mass accelerators or even gravitional attraction by a sufficiently large spacecraft, changing the albedo of the body (or increasing/decreasing the amount of light/solar wind) or even utilizing the outgassing of volatiles on suitable bodies (like comets) by placing it inside a giant "bag" with a directed opening. These ideas unfortantely suffer from various problems such as possibility of fracturing said body or high costs due to large spacecraft or energy sources being sent over interplanetary distances. Still the consequences of a major impact or dire enough so to warrant the consideration of these ideas.

    My idea, which I am releasing into the public domain, would be to convert the rotational energy of the small planetary body into directed kinetic energy sufficient to "push" the body on a different orbital path. If done early enough (years? decades?) this small diversion could prevent the body from impacting the earth. The advantage to using my scheme would be that the spacecraft sent to the object could be reasonably small although it would require a mechanism for securely attaching a long (kilometers?) tether to the asteroid via cables or, in the case of a very fragmented body, perhaps a large net. The cable would be conducting and may even be self extending using static charges or pressurized gas. Small robots would be used for both moving material up and down the cable as well as mining the body for material to be cast into space.

    The main design consideration would be the length of the tether (or possibly tower), it must extend beyond the "geo"-sync distance defined by the rotational speed of the body and its gravitational attraction. For some objects no doubt this would require a tether to be impractically long, however recent probes have determined that many(?) bodies rotate fast enough for a tether to be of practical length. ("Practical length" is in reference to NASA experiments in LEO where tethers were extended or attempted to be extended distance of up to tens of kilometers). (Another major impediment would be if the body were tumbling, possibly in a chaotic fashion. I do not know if a tether/tower could be constructed in that scenario). The tether would have a few other important characteristics. It should allow for small robots to travel up and down its length by means of a gripping mechanism (preferably simultaneously on two "sides") and should be conducting. This would allow for the robots to both receive power for their "climb" and to generate power once they've passed the "geo"-sync height. The tether would be kept taught by means of a counterweight placed beyond the "geo"-sync height, presumably at the end of the tether.

    The implementat

    1. Re:This is what they should do when they get there by 2short · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas interesting and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

      In the next issue, perhaps you could discuss how many asteroids you imagine have geosyncronous orbit distances outside their own surfaces.

      You seem to have given a lot of thought to the details of the implementation, and not much to the basic theory. The total rotation enrgy of most bodies is not going to be enough to significantly effect their orbits until you've throw almost all of their mass back the other way, at which point, why not throw the little peice forward to begin with?

  56. meteorite show by jovius · · Score: 1

    I wish we would send out robots/nukes/humans to create billions of dust and rock sized particles out of the asteroids, for a great display.. Imagine the sky full of shooting stars streaking from a single point in the sky, wow ! Now, attach a few elements to the dust and there will be colors. All you need is a shovel up there, and precise knowledge of the mechanics of space.

  57. Oblibgitory Simpsons Reference by baronvonchickenpants · · Score: 1

    Nasa Making Plans To Serve The Earth!

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    "The bad machine doesn't know he's a bad machine."
  58. Technology as an autocatalytic system by deoxyribonucleose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, right. And heavier-than-air flying machines won't work, and if they did, they'd be much too expensive and dangerous for anyone.

    You're dead on when considering the current state and economics of technology -- going to the Moon may be (and going Mars is certainly) too expensive for a sustained effort. Right now. However, with the parallel progress in any number of fields, such as materials science, computer aided design and simulation, energy related technologies (let's get some really efficient nukes into space!), what was impossible 80 years ago became possible as stunts for major governments 50 years ago, commercial propositions 25 years ago, and the playground of billionaires and even mere dirt-poor multi-millionaires today. If we were to dump our technical know-how back in time onto the Victorians, they still wouldn't have been able to afford building and operating commercial airplanes -- they just weren't rich enough for the infrastructure. That took a number of decades to roll out.

    However, while I think you're wrong in specifics, I agree that automated solutions (despite all the shortcomings of IT) will be cost effective much sooner than all the infrastructure necessary to support huge protoplasmic bags of water and impurities such as yours truly. But nature abhors a vacuum (and we kinda like it!) -- where it's possible to go, someone will, eventually, if only through Brownian motion!

  59. Bad idea! by Dice+Fivefold · · Score: 1

    The asteroids and humans has lived peacefully together for millions of years. And now we're coming up there to poke them with a stick! I say that's just asking for trouble. Blame NASA for the next mass extinction event!

  60. Follow the money!!! by heartsurgeon · · Score: 1

    NASA is "really neat", heck we're talking astronauts...however, it is a massive goverment program that must fight for the hearts and minds (and tax dollars) of the american public, and the congress, particularly after the shuttle disasters made folks wonder if the risk/benefit of manned space flight was worth $20,000,000,000.00 a year.

    So, NASA even while NASA is trying to diversify, and get retire the shuttle, it still has lots of vested interests that want manned space flight to continue. So, it has to come up with something it can market and sell to the Congress and ultimately the public.

    NASA has distributed it's sites throughout the U.S., so as to maximize congressional support for "the home town boys", and now appears to be following the Zeitgeist, to determine what its next "mission" should be. The general public doesn't really understand Hubble telescope looking at Dark Matter (heck, nobody understands dark matter), so that doesn't sell well...but Doomsday scenarios!! Hey, everyone gets that! Global warming?? Heck, lets turn those telescopes around and look at the earth with them..that's understandable!!

    Yep, this is called marketing, it's just that simple..

    1. Re:Follow the money!!! by Arkaaito · · Score: 1

      >> Global warming?? Heck, lets turn those telescopes around and look at the earth with them..that's understandable!! There's only one way I can make sense of this segue. "And in other news, Chicago was burned to the ground like a giant anthill! Boy, sure puts a face on global warming!"

  61. Most useful space goal ever by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

    As much as people may criticize this, I have to say it's the most useful thing we could possibly do with space technology. I can't think of any better investment the NASA or the ESA could make than safeguarding our future. Going to Mars is, in my opinion, a huge waste of money. But deflecting asteroids that could take out a city, or worse, is worth trillions of dollars in investment - no exaggeration.

  62. "burn up in the atmosphere" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole "burn up in the atmosphere" angle is also not good because if you take the kinetic energy of the asteroid and deposit it in the atmosphere INSTEAD of cratering on the earth, then you find the atmosphere heats up to thousands of degrees over thousands of square miles and everything underneath it essentially broils like in your oven.

    TDz.

  63. Bowling balls by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1
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    Yeah. Would you choose a neurosurgeon who pokes around people's brains in his spare time? I wouldn't.
  64. SCREW "Deflection" by Number6.2 · · Score: 1

    I say capture the bastards and put 'em in Earth's Trojan Points! Need water? Capture a comet (uh, better bag that first. Paper or plastic, what a question...). Need iron? Plenty of it floating around. Need raw material for a space station? Hollow out a rocky asteroid.

    What we have is not a failure of technology. What we have is a failure of imagination. *sigh*

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    "If god did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him" --Voltaire
  65. Oh snap! by SuperStretchy · · Score: 1

    What would suck is if the resulting explosion actually did set the rock on a collision course with earth!

  66. Re:Trust Man by mulhollandj · · Score: 1

    I prefer the Revolutionary War. Trust God and then do your part. Have we lost this? The Declaration of Independence says rights come from God. The UN charter says rights come from man. But that means rights can be taken away from man. In reality only the freedom the exercise those rights can be taken away by man.

  67. The "Earth" does not need saving. by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    Nothing we have any science to support suggests that the Earth is facing danger within the next million years. The people on it, however, could be in danger from such things. The Earth itself, however, is not sentient and thus does not care. We are just the latest dominant species to make a mess of the place and for all that the mess is remarkably large, we are a small and recent footnote overall. This fairly short period of what we consider reasonable weather won't last any more than any other narrow range of climate has lasted. Meteors will come, solar flares will come, things will change. Earth will still be here.

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    The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
    1. Re:The "Earth" does not need saving. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I would have to agree with some prominent scientists who have pointed out that of all thing things that we can possibly do as humans to hurt or harm the Earth, manipulation of asteroids is the one activity that is currently within reach of human technology.

      As for climate modification (for good or ill), I would have to agree with your general sentiment: Atmospheric climate modification on a global basis, even if done with explicit intent and through some sort of Manhattan Project-style of endeavor with a major 1st world country (read USA but a combined EU initive here might also apply) still couldn't make any substantial changes.

      I don't suggest here that we should abandon general stewardship principles here, and that a general goal of trying to make a healthier environment has some very positive benefits, but we don't have to do emergency steps "immediately" either to achieve a general goal: Breathable air, clean water, and a productive ecosystem that preserves some of our wilderness heritage for future generations.

      I believe that this can all be achieved by going after the most destructive practices (read the Chinese coal mining industry here, and wanton filth and waste by emerging nations, or similar practices even in 1st world countries) and suggest viable alternatives.

      As far as what this "article" posting is about, it is now within our grasp to be able to manipulate smaller bodies in the solar system for the good or ill of mankind. While the positive side of it is impressive, the concern I have is the opposite: the use of crashing bodies as a form of warfare! While the use of aerosol chloro-florocarbons has not been decisively linked to massive global extinctions, the impact of major meteors upon the earth certainly has been. Or at the very least for a very modest budget (in terms of an emerging nation like Iran or North Korea) could get ahold of rocks in space and crash them into the Earth at key selected targets, doing far more damage than any arsenal of nukes could possible even consider. And intercepting such incoming projectiles is completely outside of the ability of current technology, particularly if it were "guided" to avoid intercept attempts.

    2. Re:The "Earth" does not need saving. by mutterc · · Score: 1
  68. But first... by Megane · · Score: 1

    Can saving the world wait until they save the got-damn cheerleader first? It's been like five episodes already and I'm sick of that catch phrase!

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  69. sensation-hungry media by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    this is complete bullcrap
    asteroids are MUCH less threatening to us, than FUD spreading politicians and sensation-hungry media tell us, since the earth itself is moving and its moving FAST. Since we monitor asteroids, we can pretty early predict when and where one of them might hit us.
    IF an asteroid was ever really threatening to us, we'd just launch a rocket early enough to slow it down just a little so it arrives the collision point a little later and the (fast moving) earth is out of the line of fire

    there is simply no necessity to get someone on such an asteroid like in the movie armageddon...

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    1. Re:sensation-hungry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but your comment is based on the assumption that everything that can be watched/tracked, is being watched and tracked. There's only a handful of astronomers looking for asteroids out there with small time equipment. They're cataloging most of the visible sky, but there's still parts they can't see. There's also a size limit as to what they're looking for.

      It isn't as easy as "if it's going to hit, someone will find it." It's more like, "if someone is actually looking for it, someone will find it."

  70. Dinosaurs by Captain+Murdock · · Score: 1

    ...hopefully could keep us from going wherever the dinosaurs went. They didn't go anywhere. They just died.

  71. A 'close shave' = 17 times the distance Earth-Sun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,1950258 ,00.html

    "At Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, in California, scientists monitor all "potentially hazardous asteroids" that might one day end up on a collision course with Earth. So far they number 831. The next close-ish shave - at a mere 17 times the distance from the Sun to the Earth - will be asteroid 2004QD14 on November 29."

    Oakay

  72. moving rocks by plbg32 · · Score: 1

    in other news the Boeing company has vectored a near earth iron rich rock to a Lagrange point between the earth and moon...

    breaking news... the Boeing co. has announced there was a misfire in one of the attitude jets and the large iron rock is on a new trajectory

    breaking news update...the space command has launched nuke missiles at the fast approaching large iron rock

    breaking news update update...millions and millions of small radioactive iron rocks expected to shower the earth tomorrow in spectacular meteor shower

    breaking news...huge glowing ball seen from international space station...

  73. Technology vs Deployment - Astroids as Weapons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Changing an asteroid's path is just a technological achievement.

    The purpose of changing an asteroid's path is a political decision.

    The 'Save the Earth' Technology also becomes one hell of a weapons platform when put into the hands of the military. Cheaper than a nuke and more powerful too, with no radioactive residue.
    Spaced based weapons scaling from city sized attacks up to planet killers. Ouch.

    Problem overseas? Drop a big rock on the capital of a country, or its major industrial city, or its highest density population center.

    Tunguska Destroyed Forest

    Make it look like a 'natural event' and hide your countries true political motives...

    To assume that technology could be used only for the good of the people is naive, at best.

    1. Re:Technology vs Deployment - Astroids as Weapons. by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Space travel is cheaper than nuclear weapons? Maybe if you don't count all the fuel required to lift the fuel that will be moving said asteroids.

  74. I thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Apophis was destroyed already by robots.

  75. Apophis by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    If Apophis is a threat, send SG-1

  76. To whoever modded this down by edbarbar · · Score: 1

    Truth hurts, doesn't it?

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  77. Isn't this dual use technology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For surely if this can save the earth, it can also destroy parts/all of it.

  78. I know it wasn't your intention by benhocking · · Score: 1

    But now I actually have to see this movie. Something that bad has to be good, or something like that.

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  79. Ethics in Action... by MikeTheC · · Score: 1

    Ok, since there's so many references on here to the Stargate TV seriesis (what do you mean that's not a real word?)...

    Let's say a large asteroid (whatever would be big enough to cause catastrophic damage to Earth's population) was on it's way. And further, let's say we don't have the firepower and/or the time to attempt to divert it. However, we happened to have a stargate unit and there existed the technology to build a really, really large-diametered version of it and send it up there, placing it just ahead of the asteroid, activate it, and then nudge it ahead until it swallowed the asteroid.

    Ok, my question: Would it be ethical to do that; and would our world society decide to do that, even if it might mean causing that asteroid to strike another (possibly inhabited) world? I'm not looking for some overly-simplistic "Why *no*, of course not! That would be horrible!" answer posted here. I'm curious to see what everyone elses' take on the various countries-of-the-world's attitude would be.

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  80. close call... by The+evil+doctor+Matt · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this seem odd to anyone else??? I mean I haven't read into the situation at all but if this is something to hold us over until we go to the moon wouldn't it imply that the asteriod might be closer than the moon?? If it's something that we can land a ship on and it's closer than the moon... I don't know if I want to wait in line for my Wii or go stock up on SPAM. Either way I personally liked Deep impact better than Armegeddon...

  81. Building the Saturn V today by Teancum · · Score: 1
    The saturn 5 launch system doesn't exist either and thats the part of this system which is really vapourware.


    But, you must acknowledge that because the Saturn V has been built, did fly to the Moon and back, that it is certainly within reach technologically by early 21st Century tools and industrial practicies. Half the battle with developing a technology is proving that it can even be done at all, which building a moon rocket is not a problem.

    Instead, it becomes "can we do it better than Von Braun". Or cheaper.

    Some things we do know we can do much better than the Von Braun engineering team of the 1950's (when he started) is that metalurgical sciences have progress significantly since then with much improved alloys for much lighter spacecraft, and that the guidance electronics have also improved by many orders of magnitude. The entire Apollo Guidance Computer (AGC) can be built on a single chip, for instance. An FPGA for that matter, and room to spare. Minaturization efforts as well as low-power embedded systems have also made a huge improvement for what is possible for manned spaceflight today. For crying out loud, the Mercury capsule used vacuum tubes for some of its components. I know we can do much better in terms of reliability and weight reduction today.

    All this means that building a Saturn V today can be done both cheaper (inflation adjusted) and much more reliable than could ever be considered in the 1960's.
  82. WELLL... they might test thier new shiney weapon.. by biscuitninja · · Score: 1

    Same old, same old, just now they are injection antiprotons in to speed things up and get a more complete reaction. Of it that proves too much of a technical risk to send up, just do a regular old bomb. -bix