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Laser Turns All Metals Black

Roland Piquepaille writes "Researchers at the University of Rochester have found a way to change the properties of almost any metal by using a femtosecond laser pulse. This ultra-intense laser blast creates true 'black metal' from copper, gold or zinc by forming nanostructures at the surface of the metal. As these nanostructures capture radiation, the metals turn black. And as the process needs surprisingly low power, it could soon be used for a variety of applications, such as stealth planes, black jewels or car paintings. But read more for additional references and a picture of this femtosecond laser system."

333 comments

  1. anything special? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does this black metal have any special properties aside from being black? The article mainly talks about other ways of making it black not being as good- is that all this really does?

    1. Re:anything special? by biocute · · Score: 3, Informative

      Low power (so low cost) makes it an ideal alternative to traditional coating/painting.

    2. Re:anything special? by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I understand the article.

      Guo's research team has tested the absorption capabilities for the black metal and confirmed that it can absorb virtually all the light that fall on it, making it pitch black.

      Surely if it absorbed all the light, it would be completely invisible, not black?

    3. Re:anything special? by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Informative

      Surely if it absorbed all the light, it would be completely invisible, not black?

      No, because if it was invisible you'd be able to see what was behind it; if it merely absorbs the light that falls on it, you'd see a black shape instead...

    4. Re:anything special? by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

      The treated metal absorbs all incoming radiation, such as microwaves and lasers.

      Hint: Think "perfect stealth", not only for planes, but for your car as well. Make that cop toting the radar gun go insane.

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    5. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Surely if it absorbed all the light, it would be completely invisible, not black?

      No...black is the absence of all light (actually, the absorption of all light), so it would be black.

    6. Re:anything special? by muuh-gnu · · Score: 1

      If it lets all the light pass through it, then its invisible. If it absorbs all the light, and reflects nothing or little, then its black.

    7. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, you realize that black is the absense of light, right?

      It would be invisible if it magically transmitted photons through the entire metal.

      Someone failed physics class.

    8. Re:anything special? by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Well because it is jet black I'd assume it probably absorbs heat from the sun pretty well.

    9. Re:anything special? by diersing · · Score: 5, Funny

      Awesome! What colors are available?

    10. Re:anything special? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The treated metal absorbs all incoming radiation, such as microwaves and lasers. Hint: Think "perfect stealth", not only for planes, but for your car as well.

      I don't know about that; though Roland mentions it in his typically breathless puff, TFA doesn't. I can understand these nanostructures absorbing light, with wavelengths similar to their scale, but not microwaves, radar, etc. with wavelenghths of centimetres. But absorbing all light is going to make things heat up. It will be emitting more infrared than a "shiny" surfaced vehicle.

    11. Re:anything special? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 2, Informative

      I sort of skimmed TFA and the abstract (GASP!), and they made it seem as if they could create nanostructures with different properties based on the frequency, intensity, and duration of a given pulse. While I find it unlikely that they've created something that effectively absorbs basically any sort of radiation, it's likely that with a little tweaking they can get it to absorb specific wavelengths.

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    12. Re:anything special? by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I never thought of it on the same plane before but radio wave (electromagnetic light waves) like what would be used in radar and such are a form of light waves. I guess the term "Black" meaning it absorbs light means it is invisible to radar, infrared and everything else that uses something from the light spectrum to operate. Thermal?.

      Now I see why the military might be interest in this. It isn't just an alternative to paint.

    13. Re:anything special? by notthe9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any color you want, so long as it's black.

    14. Re:anything special? by pcnetworx1 · · Score: 1

      Michael Richards? Are you there?

    15. Re:anything special? by Headcase88 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good for stuntships that only go on one un-manned mission to explode into a sun. As long as you don't mind everything being completely black.

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    16. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also pretty good at burning churches, murdering people and killing itself.

      Also good for pissing off the neighbors or when you're really pissed off.

    17. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That intense blast forces the surface of the metal to form and nanostructures--pits, globules, and strands that both dramatically increase the area of the surface" -if the surface area of the metal is increased, the metals could be used as dielectric plates in capacitors, allowing faster charge buildup times, and in theory (http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/06 /09/073216), better batteries? -charles

    18. Re:anything special? by Tdawgless · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we need another reply telling you the difference between black and invisible. The above 3 replies were not effective. :| No body is going to read this anyways...

    19. Re:anything special? by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      If so, it would become infinitely hot.

    20. Re:anything special? by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      A sheet of perfect black-body material would be invisible, since it radiates as well as it absorbs. I just discovered glass!

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    21. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope not special. I was doing this with the school's femtosecond laser in undergraduate school. Claiming that this is new or novel is over doing it.

    22. Re:anything special? by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      Yeah so how does this work:
      "...Guo's laser unleashes as much power as the entire grid of North America..."
      "...the femtosecond laser can be powered by a simple wall outlet..."
      So what.. the entire grid of North American can be powered by the power out of a single wall outlet?

    23. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pink.

    24. Re:anything special? by gomoX · · Score: 1

      Power = Energy / Time

      1 W during 1 second is about 1e15 watts during 1 femtosecond. That's a bunch of watts. A BUNCH. You can't provide that kind of power for a long period with a wall outlet. In order to provide the amount of power the North American grid consumes at all times you need - er - the North American grid.

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    25. Re:anything special? by MoxFulder · · Score: 3, Informative

      Um, no. The energy is *drawn* from the outlet at a comparatively slow rate (say, over a period of a few seconds) and then *released* into the laser extraordinarily fast (10^-15 seconds).

      The technical meaning of the word "power" is energy consumed or produced per unit time. So a fairly small amount of energy can result in a huge amount of power if it's produced or consumed quickly.

    26. Re:anything special? by detect · · Score: 1

      Any colour as long as it's... oh wait...

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    27. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur.

    28. Re:anything special? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I'm curious about its absorbtion of Gamma and X-Ray radiation. If it truly does absorb all wavelengths, we might be able to make thinner, more effective radiation shields for reactors and space travel.

    29. Re:anything special? by (Score.5,+Interestin · · Score: 1

      >Does this black metal have any special properties aside from being black? Massively increased surface area due to the nanostructures, imagine what this could do to your generic copper heatsink! The after-market price of Northwoods would double overnight.

    30. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could this be an explanation for Dark Matter in the universe?

    31. Re:anything special? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I could have bought an option for my desktop laser engraver that would turn steel black - but that was because it would heat the metal such that it would bring the carbon to the surface. It looks pretty nice and it makes for permanent markings.

      I'd be interested to see if the surface hardness changes. I would be curious if this would be good for car radiators or solar thermal absorbtion. Car radiators can't have much of a coating, but they need one to prevent corrosion, and the black helps heat transfer. If this was used on a corrosion resistant metal, maybe it would not need to have a coating at all.

    32. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Does this black metal have any special properties aside from being black?"

      Yes! The metal will become PURE EVIL!

      It's primary use, of course, will be used for strings and frets on those V-shaped electric guitars!

    33. Re:anything special? by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes. The nanostructures formed by the laser give the metals much more surface area, thereby enabling a catalytic effect. Expect to see this played with much more in inorganic and organometallic labs very soon.

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    34. Re:anything special? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, it absorbs instead of reflecting. Things that go through it without interacting won't see any difference from a nano-pattern on the surface.

    35. Re:anything special? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Except for that nice radar reflective license plate you have to have mounted on your stealth car.

    36. Re:anything special? by fferreres · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am sure he confused invisible, to invisible to radars and the type of systems that need a signal bounced back. You cannot use radars, but you can do motion detection and shape detection, etc. You can SEE the black thing for sure as almost nothing is pure black. It may be a good disguise in the sky though (unless you are between a start and your chaser) :-)

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    37. Re:anything special? by fferreres · · Score: 1

      Depends, we humans can detect black stuff from non black. What you can't do is base the detection on a signal (photons) being bounced back. Of course, black paint is limited to what our eye can detect. Black surfaces can't hide temperature diferences.

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    38. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it wouldn't. From wikipedia: No radiation passes through it and none is reflected, yet in classical physics, it can theoretically radiate any possible wavelength of energy. Despite the name, black bodies are not actually black as they radiate energy as well. The amount and type of electromagnetic radiation they emit is directly related to their temperature. Black bodies below around 700 K (430 C) produce very little radiation at visible wavelengths and appear black (hence the name). Black bodies above this temperature, however, begin to produce radiation at visible wavelengths starting at red, going through orange, yellow, and white before ending up at blue as the temperature increases.

    39. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's never been proven that Henry Ford actually said that. I figure someone else came up with it to describe the "one size fits all" mentality of Ford at the time. Offering a vehicle in different colors and with different options takes more time to build. Model T's were designed to be cheap and quick to build. According to a "T" owner I met at a car show, the black paint they used dried faster and was less expensive to produce than any other color available at the time. He also figured that since most of the nicer horse drawn carriages were black, a black car would fit in better.

    40. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Describing something counts as discovering it? How about a teleportation machine? Sweet, I just discovered it!!!

    41. Re:anything special? by pakar · · Score: 1

      And then combine it with the http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/11/ 22/2028258 to convert heat into electricity and we got a infinite powersupply.. Just 'tune' it to absorb the freq-range where the most energy is. Btw, how much energy do we get from the sun per squrare meter (not just counting visible light)?

    42. Re:anything special? by cool_arrow · · Score: 1

      I think that black would help to dissipate the heat via radiation or emittance which is not that important in a car radiator. Conduction of the heat to gases passing through is the way conventional car radiators work.

    43. Re:anything special? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Also we have come a step closer to designing the system defined in one of Iain M Banks novels ( Consider Phlebas I think ) where the outside of ships are covered in nanoscale whorls increasing their surface area to such an extent that scanning them becomes impossible.

    44. Re:anything special? by Negatyfus · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows that the properties of true black metal are:

      - it's true
      - it's grim
      - it's necro
      - it's not Dani Filth

    45. Re:anything special? by somersault · · Score: 1

      It's called the electromagnetic spectrum - the light spectrum is only a small part of that. While microwaves may be similar to light waves in some ways, they aren't 'light' as such. Or am I mistaken? :p

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    46. Re:anything special? by somersault · · Score: 1

      How big of an object can the radar gun effectively see though? I want stealth coating on my car now :(

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    47. Re:anything special? by dkasak · · Score: 1

      Depends on what your definition of 'light' is. If you define light as part of the electromagnetic spectrum detectable by the human eye, then no, microwaves are not light. However, microwaves and visible light are equivalent in the sense that they are the same phenomenon, i.e. quantised disturbances in the electromagnetic field otherwise known as photons. They are simply of different wavelengths/energies.

    48. Re:anything special? by Metteyya · · Score: 2

      Yes. It is the TRUE BLACK METAL \m/, i.e. ist Krieg.

    49. Re:anything special? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yep that's what I was saying, they're all part of the same thing, and light is presumably just a name for the visible part of the spectrum, and those just at the end (infra-red, ultraviolet..). Are there any other definitions of light? Not the ones to do with weight might I add.

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    50. Re:anything special? by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      Now I see why the military might be interest in this. It isn't just an alternative to paint.

      Also, in addition to eliminating the weight of stealth paint, it actually removes a tiny amount of the metal. Every ounce helps.

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    51. Re:anything special? by famebait · · Score: 1

      Does this black metal have any special properties aside from being black?

      What do you mean? With a simple swipe of a laser we can change sucky Cristian Metal into Black Metal. Isn't that enough? I'm still abit confused though: is this something to use on the actual band to change the poeple in it, or is it just a mod for your CD player?

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    52. Re:anything special? by morie · · Score: 1

      what happens if you scratch it? will it look metallic?

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    53. Re:anything special? by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      Then buy a fiberglass car like a Corvette, which are almost invisible to police radars. Have a custom non-metallic license plate made (it would only have to pass a visual inspection) and have the windows coated in a very thin layer of gold.

      Then, because countermeasures are half of stealth, buy a real radar/laser detector (something in the $500 range) and a CB radio (because truckers always warn each other about cops).

      The world record for driving from NYC to LA is something like 33 hours. Have fun.

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    54. Re:anything special? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I live in the UK (and would prefer carbon fibre to fibreglass).

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    55. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Surely if it absorbed all the light, it would be completely invisible, not black?

      Yes, but you need to coat both sides of the object, otherwise the light waves coming from the opposite side of the object reach your eyes and you can see it.


    56. Re:anything special? by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      The cops would just learn to aim at something that does reflect on your car - windows, for example - which is why you have them replaced with slow glass.

      Provided you learn how to drive without any visual inputs...

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    57. Re:anything special? by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      No, because it would radiate an appropriate amount of black body radiation. Eventually it would reach a steady-state where the energy absorbed was equal to the energy radiated away.

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    58. Re:anything special? by chill · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I have a Jeep. All the windows except for the front windscreen and front door windows are plastic and can get removed/rolled up. The front doors themselves can (and frequently are) removed. The front windscreen can (though doesn't often) fold down.

      Of course, my Jeep isn't capable of topping about 75 MPH, so I'm not really in much danger of speeding tickets...

      * * *

      In the real world, I wonder how well radar and lasers reflect of the front and rear windows considering their angle. I figured the would reflect most of the beam up and not back, depending on the model of car.

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    59. Re:anything special? by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      In the real world, I wonder how well radar and lasers reflect of the front and rear windows considering their angle. I figured the would reflect most of the beam up and not back, depending on the model of car.

      Angle of incidence equals angle of reflection in any case, so even if your car is comprised of non-black metal, the beam is going to have to hit any surface at "pretty-frelling-close" to perpendicular to be reflected back to the gun.

      I was just thinking of replacing all the windows, but seeing as how the front and back windows would be okay, I guess you could live without your sideview mirrors.

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    60. Re:anything special? by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      The parent said absorbs all incoming radiation so I made my comment. You say it would radiate (black body, which I agree but I was trying to correct the parent). So basically, tell the parent not me since I was trying to make the same point as you.

    61. Re:anything special? by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      That depends on what you scratch it with. If it were black tungsten you'd probably need a carbide tool.

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    62. Re:anything special? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't know about radar, but I was hanging out with some cops doing a laser demo and we clocked the back of a woman's head about 150 metres away.

    63. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At last, a treatment for Michael Jackson

    64. Re:anything special? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Good thing she didn't turn around, eh? :p

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    65. Re:anything special? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I wondered about that. I expect, since random cops shine them around all the time, the lasers are not harmful to people's sight. Low power and outside the visual spectrum.

    66. Re:anything special? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah I was kidding, just be thankful I managed to avoid the crack about our new deathray wielding ladykiller overlords :)

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    67. Re:anything special? by EzraSj · · Score: 1

      That was his novel excession, which is set in the same universe as Consider Phlebas.

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    68. Re:anything special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In no way does "absorbing incoming radiation" exclude emitting radiation... Fluorescence isn't reflectance.

    69. Re:anything special? by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      Parent said ALL, ALL. keyword is: ALL. I have a problem because he said ALL. Get it? ALL. He shouldn't have said ALL making you right but he said it absorbed ALL radiation not visible but ALL. Hence I am correct and you can't read because I even made the word ALL in bold font in my previous post.

    70. Re:anything special? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Actually, we see black shapes very well in the sky. If you want to make a plane invisible during the day, you need to put lights on the underside.

      During the night, black is good though.

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    71. Re:anything special? by StealthAssasin · · Score: 1

      Thank god for the random improbability drive... black stuntships and old hitchhikers.. but yes the ship all black is a little dull and dreary the affect works well though

    72. Re:anything special? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      It's for this reason a bow launches an arrow faster than you can throw it, even though the power source is tha same.

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  2. Blackness by moatra · · Score: 1

    Isn't applying a coat of black paint easier?

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    1. Re:Blackness by ross.w · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is, but it also insulates a bit. If you paint something black, it emits and absorbs radiant heat with the properties of the paint, not the metal. This is about making the metal itself black so it absorbs/emits more efficiently.

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    2. Re:Blackness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Guo's research team has tested the absorption capabilities for the black metal and confirmed that it can absorb virtually all the light that fall on it, making it pitch black.

      Having an aircraft made out of treated metal would make it one heck of a (visually) stealth plane. As it is, the U.S. stealth planes require a going-over with a fine tooth comb after each mission to ensure no scratches, dents, or chips are in the paint. Presumably a metal approach would reduce turn around time.

      Oh yea, and black kicks ass.

    3. Re:Blackness by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      No, 'Paint it Black' was a Rolling Stones album. It won't do.

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    4. Re:Blackness by HazE_nMe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think this would be nice for car exhaust pipes. If you use normal paint on anything that gets very hot, the paint burns up. This would be a nice alternative to paint for extremely hot applications.

    5. Re:Blackness by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since other people have pointed out the fact that this wouldn't burn off or rub off easily, one of the other things that this would have as an advantage over paints and powder coats is that they add thickness to the material in question and this (theoretically, at any rate) would not. That would be a big plus for precision insturments. Especially if it has any oxidation inhibiting properties.

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    6. Re:Blackness by enosys · · Score: 1

      I suppose that this process does add some thickness. It seems like it creates a very thin irregular and maybe even sponge-like layer on the surface. That layer probably takes up more space than the same material in its former compact form.

    7. Re:Blackness by Raideen · · Score: 1

      We're now one step closer to creating KITT!

    8. Re:Blackness by jaseparlo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I see a red door and I want it femtoblasted black....nope, you're right, doesn't scan.

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    9. Re:Blackness by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For many, many years we've been able to use lasers to spot-anneal metals, which produces a very dark (though not totally black) mark on the metal while introducing no change at all dimensionally. One area where this process gets used quite a lot is in artificial limbs/implants where the foreign body to be introduced needs to be permanently marked for identification but can have absolutely no sharp edges or anything else that might irritate or damage the tissue. This new process sounds like something similar, although the femtosecond laser angle is kind of new. I'm curious to see how practical it turns out to be, as the few femtosecond lasers I've worked with were *extremely* sensitive to temperature changes.

      For those having difficulty reconciling the "entire power output of the US from a standard AC outlet" thing, understand that you are radiating for a ridiculously short period of time, so you can get a very high peak power in that pulse while still having a very low average power usage if you can unload a decent percentage of the entire duty cycle's worth of power in that one pulse. The Nd:YAG machines that I worked with were only 90 watts or so CW (continuous wave), but when you cranked the Q-switch down to a low enough rate, you could get a peak power in excess of a quarter-million watts in each 10 microsecond pulse. 10 microseconds is 10 *billion* times longer than a femtosecond (same comparison: one second to 317 years), so you have the possibility of having staggeringly large peak powers in these really short pulses.

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    10. Re:Blackness by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I see a red door and I want it femtoblasted black....nope, you're right, doesn't scan.With a slight modification, it's somewhat catchy:

      "I see a red door and I want it femto black..."

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    11. Re:Blackness by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      But it's not as cool.

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    12. Re:Blackness by ray-auch · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the tooth comb make, er..., scratches ?

    13. Re:Blackness by lukesl · · Score: 1

      For those of us who work with femtosecond pulse lasers, the cliche is that the ratio of one femtosecond to a second is smaller than the ratio of a second to the age of the universe.

    14. Re:Blackness by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      Most metals are highly reflective of infrared laser radiation until it begins to slag, at that point it tends to absorb a lot of the laser radiation. Right now, an initial higher pulse is used when trying to weld or cut metals. Maybe this technique will find use in making cleaner cuts in copper and aluminium, both of which like to reflect infrared wavelengths.

    15. Re:Blackness by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      "ultra-intense laser blast creates true 'black metal'"

      Even though I'm replying to myself here, it should be noted that "True Black Metal" can only come from a Scandinavian country. Everyone else are just imitators.

      "I like my coffee black just like my metal." --MSI

    16. Re:Blackness by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      Cool multimedia movie of femtosecond laser technology here: http://illumination.missouri.edu/spr06/tzo1.php

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    17. Re:Blackness by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I'd be more interested in obtaining a small paperweight of this, dimensions 1:4:9.

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    18. Re:Blackness by mink · · Score: 1

      Who was the monolith I saw you with last night?

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  3. Mr. H. Desoto by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your spaceship is ready....

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    1. Re:Mr. H. Desoto by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      I was just about to ask if it also rendered the metal frictionless.

    2. Re:Mr. H. Desoto by jmagar.com · · Score: 1

      Destination: Sun of Kakrafoon

    3. Re:Mr. H. Desoto by mikael · · Score: 1

      Zaphod is understandably worried. He tries to explain to Arthur why they are having difficulty with the controls.... "Every time I try to operate one of these weird controls, which is labelled black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it!"

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  4. "true 'black metal'"?! by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    This ultra-intense laser blast creates true 'black metal'

    Rubbish, true 'black metal'
    (sniff... brings back memories of seeing them in '83.)

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  5. How black is it? by jcr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are we talking like optical black, suitable for coating the insides of instruments like telescopes and microscopes?
    -jcr

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    1. Re:How black is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Like, how much more black could it be?

    2. Re:How black is it? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Blacker than the blackest black.. times infinity!

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    3. Re:How black is it? by ross.w · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's so black, even the white bits are black!

      I know - boring

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    4. Re:How black is it? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

      The black has to be as close as possible to absolute. Otherwise you'll be picked up on scanners from a long way away. You have to make your speedster totally non-ferrous, too, right down to the windings in the Bergenholm.

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    5. Re:How black is it? by Associate · · Score: 1

      More of a pastel black really.

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    6. Re:How black is it? by Frogbert · · Score: 4, Funny

      Blacker! I'm talking black knobs with black legends on a black control panel black. It's so black it's frictionless.

    7. Re:How black is it? by TeknoHog · · Score: 4, Informative

      An older New Scientist article on a related technique reports 7 to 25 times less light reflected, compared to optical black paint. NS also reports on the current laser-based technology.

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    8. Re:How black is it? by JBird · · Score: 1

      The black has to be as close as possible to absolute. Otherwise you'll be picked up on scanners from a long way away. You have to make your speedster totally non-ferrous, too, right down to the windings in the Bergenholm.Yes, excellent Lensman reference. Now we start the countdown to super stealth.

    9. Re:How black is it? by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 2, Informative

      Optically black paint is also problematic, as it chips off and gets into the optics. This would allow a black coating with zero contamination.

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    10. Re:How black is it? by rancher+dan+3 · · Score: 1

      Sweet dude, the moderators took it seriously. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

    11. Re:How black is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So black it has its own sitcom?

    12. Re:How black is it? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      The answer is none. None more black.

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    13. Re:How black is it? by lindseyp · · Score: 1

      Like a blind man in a dark coal cellar looking for a black cat .. that isn't there.

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    14. Re:How black is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blacker! I'm talking black knobs with black legends on a black control panel black. It's so black it's frictionless.

        As Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P. once wrote, "STILL NOT BLACK ENOUGH!"

    15. Re:How black is it? by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's so black if they had it 60 years ago you'd have to buy it in a separate store from the regular metals.

    16. Re:How black is it? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      The opposite of the white of rice on a paper plate in a snowstorm.

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    17. Re:How black is it? by Debug0x2a · · Score: 1

      Blacker then the blackest black! Times infinity!

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    18. Re:How black is it? by aug24 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let me describe it for you in terms slasherdotters'll understand: #GGGGGG

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    19. Re:How black is it? by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in shop with color metals.

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    20. Re:How black is it? by sasdrtx · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'd have to assume you made the jump to base 32, and therefore you've described a medium gray. In some freaky system with 5 bit nibbles.

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    21. Re:How black is it? by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're like a little joke ruining robot. I think I might "forget" to plug in your recharge cable tonight.

    22. Re:How black is it? by TheCreeep · · Score: 2, Informative

      You realize, of course, that #GGGGGG is basically whiter than white? Black is #000000

    23. Re:How black is it? by abradsn · · Score: 1

      A priest, a rabii, and a dog walk into a .... zrrruhhh, thump, clunk, ... please replace batterrry....

    24. Re:How black is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like New Yorkers finally have a reason to go buy a new wardrobe.

    25. Re:How black is it? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      What's a rabii? Is that something like two or more rabbis? Also, the improper use of the pseudo Latin pluralization scheme renders this joke ixnae of the unnnyfay.

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    26. Re:How black is it? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      (claps) Time for the boffins to add a few more 9's on to that number.

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  6. Applications by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Interesting applications listed, detectors, chemistry, etc. What I'm wondering is the question implied by the editor, can this blast be used to make the metal absorb radar waves? If they can made a laser pulse make the substance absorb all visible EM radiation, can they do the same for invisible? This could have significant applications for the military if it can, not just for better stealth aircraft, but think of it. An invisible to radar destroyer, aircraft carrier, tank even. This is defiantly worth keeping an eye on, for the many scientific applications as well as the military ones. If it's really as easy as creating a femptosecond pulse to make something stealth many other nations would be able to do it soon as well.

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    1. Re:Applications by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      This was obviously created by "The Scientists" as a means to make "Cool Stuff". Let's not drag "The Military" into this, eh? We saw what they did with "Nucular Technology".

    2. Re:Applications by jcr · · Score: 2, Informative

      What I'm wondering is the question implied by the editor, can this blast be used to make the metal absorb radar waves?
      Maybe. The thing about reflecting photons is that the same material can be opaque, transparent, or reflective depending on the wavelength of the photons in question. It sounds like this technique makes a very good black for optical frequencies. Whether it's also black to radio waves needs to be investigated.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Applications by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Well just because it absorbs radar doesn't mean it will be invisible. If it absorbs it too well then it is simply going to look like a big blank spot in a sea of otherwise random noise. Put simply, the lack of any reflection will be just as obvious as the vehicle would be without the coating.

    4. Re:Applications by metroplex · · Score: 1
      Apparently, the Norwegian Defence Research Establishment is using Ultrafast Laser Technology for some research, so I suppose someone already thought about using it in the military field.
      The Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zürich is collaborating with them, altough I find it really difficult to understand to what extent. From their webpage:

      Dr. Arisholm is an expert in parametric three-wave interaction modelling. We collaborate on the design and implementation of chirped pulse optical parametric amplification (CPOPA) an alternative route to phase-controlled intense few-cycle laser pulses.
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    5. Re:Applications by jamesh · · Score: 1

      On the other side of the coin, back when there was an article about using lasers to take out missiles while they were in the air, someone suggested that they make them as shiny (in all spectrums) as possible to reflect rather than absorb the military laser. That would be incompatible with the idea of using the black metal for stealth.

      So I guess you have to choose... you can be really hard to find but easy to laser a hole into, or really easy to find but really hard to laser a hole into.

      One of the things I (barely :) remember from school is black body radiation. A dark object appears dark because it absorbs more light, but it also more freely radiates the energy away again. I wonder what effect that would have on the stealth ability

    6. Re:Applications by jamesh · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned in another post, a black object (If I remember year 10 physics :) also radiates energy away more easily, which may work against it hiding successfully.

    7. Re:Applications by BJH · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean it more freely radiates it away at the same wavelength.
      The whole thing about true black-body radiation is that the spectrum of the radiation is continuous, and depends only upon the temperature of the black body.

    8. Re:Applications by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Whether it's also black to radio waves needs to be investigated.

      No it doesn't. It is obvious that it is not. The process makes the metal black by creating an intricate surface structure on the scale of the wavelengths of visible light. It would look like a shiny metal surface at the centimeter or so wavelengths used by radar. The effect probably peters out somewhere in the infrared.

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    9. Re:Applications by Opie812 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This reminds me of something I've always wondered about stealth aircraft....you always hear about a stealth aircraft having the radar signature of a small bird. Well, if you're watching a radar screen and see a pigeon flying at 500 miles an hour wouldn't you think something odd was going on?

      Or maybe I'm just an idiot. That's always an option.

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    10. Re:Applications by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      > On the other side of the coin, back when there was an article about using
      > lasers to take out missiles while they were in the air, someone suggested
      > that they make them as shiny (in all spectrums) as possible to reflect rather
      > than absorb the military laser.

      Doesn't work. The electric field intensity at the surface of the target is so high it exceeds the work function of the material and rips electrons right off the atoms. This creates a plasma layer that efficiently absorbs the radiation.

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    11. Re:Applications by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Well, if you're watching a radar screen and see a pigeon flying at 500 miles
      > an hour wouldn't you think something odd was going on?

      Yes, but by the time you see it it's too late. The range at which your radar can detect an object is proportional to the size of its signature.

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    12. Re:Applications by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not so much. Perhaps I'm wrong, but as far as I know RADAR works by sending out a signal and picking up the reflected radiation. If nothing's reflected back it would be just like there was no object there at all. The only possible cause of the random noise you mention would be something to do with the ionosphere, and that would be so transient that it couldn't be used for accurate detection.

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    13. Re:Applications by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      it involves something called the "noise floor" if you are in a large room (say a geek convention) and you needed to find a small child then you would need to cut past all of the geeks. if a "blank sky' has noise greater than "small bird" you wouldn't see said bird (in slashdot terms small birds are moderated to -3 and you are reading at 0)

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    14. Re:Applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Stealth for aircraft if much more complicated than changing it's surface black.

      If you're interested http://www.espionageinfo.com/Sp-Te/Stealth-Technol ogy.html this site gives a pretty good overview of stealth related issues and technology.

    15. Re:Applications by Kheng · · Score: 1

      UNW (Undetectable Nuclear Weapons)

    16. Re:Applications by jon_joy_1999 · · Score: 3, Informative

      the reason that the stealth aircraft with the radar signature of a small bird isn't seen is because if the radar system could see the signature of the aircraft, then it could see the signature of every small bird within the range of the radar system, which is quite a lot. and a single radar pulse is not capable of detecting speed, you need multiple radar pulses to detect speed. it's like being in a dark room with a strobe light. you can tell how fast an object is moving by gauging the distance the object has moved between flashes. going back to seeing the signature of every small bird, on the radar screen it is impossible to tell where one bird has moved to, since there are 129,600 possible general directions it could have gone. not to mention that birds frequently drop below the radar level, while other birds rise into the radar, and, birds, somewhat like stealth aircraft, don't carry transponder systems

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  7. Laser etching craze by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How long until you can get your logos engraved onto your laptop/ipod in black (instead of the current efforts).

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  8. Dethklok by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    Wow, to turn it into pure black metal, they must have to measure the femtosecond using a Dethklok.

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    1. Re:Dethklok by bmajik · · Score: 1

      BLACKER than the BLACKEST BLACK... Times Infinity!!

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    2. Re:Dethklok by JJman · · Score: 1

      Mod Parents up!
      DEATHKLOK RULES!
      We're here to make coffee metal!

  9. Picture by duguk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Picture can be found here

    I really should just go to bed...

    DugUK

  10. Hey look the Roland Template Script is back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
  11. ethz by metroplex · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine is studying chemistry at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zürich and one of the devices he most likes to talk about is their femtosecond laser, mainly because everytime he mentions it to non-scientists he obtains lots of funny blank stares. A literature student myself, now I finally discover that device has an immediate, practical utility! It can turn metals black, w00t!

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    1. Re:ethz by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The thing that I wonder is whether it will have the protective properties of bluing or powder coating - helping to prevent oxidation of the metal.

      If it did, I'd love to have some of my blades treated with it because keeping the good carbon steel ones well oiled can be a pain at times. Also, since it apparently uses small amounts of power to acheive, I can see this used in a lot of industrial applications.

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    2. Re:ethz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry w00tz is a different type of metal ;)

    3. Re:ethz by cool_arrow · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a surface finish called parkerizing which is not too difficult to do and holds oil very well. It's the same finish they put on Glock handguns. I think you can get a kit and do it yourself.

    4. Re:ethz by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      From the look of it (I just spent a little time reading - shocking, I know), it would not be a good answer to my particular application as it could interfere with the temper of the blades.

      That would be a bigger problem than rust.

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  12. Obligatory Spinal Tap ref by germansausage · · Score: 2, Funny

    "None more black"

  13. Black Metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lay Down Your Souls To The Gods' Rock and Roll!!! UGH, UGH, UGH!!! BLACK METAL!!!!! \m/

  14. tag as "pigpile" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    As usual, tag as "pigpile" to warn others not to click on Roland Piquepaille's adwhore blog...

  15. Paint lacks an important property by patio11 · · Score: 1

    See, paint isn't really bloody expensive. Anything that goes on a government procurement request has to be really bloody expensive (done by the lowest bidder, because you need to *economize* on that $10 billion make-work project, darn it). Expect the Space Shuttle and our new fighter planes to get a quick laser blasting in the near future.

    1. Re:Paint lacks an important property by Petronius.Scribe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Paint is also heavy - a couple of hundred kilograms for an airliner, and almost a tonne for a B52.

    2. Re:Paint lacks an important property by pato101 · · Score: 1
      You are right, but 200Kg is pretty low weight as compared to the airliner weight. It is not that a 200Kg weight reduction means nothing, but it is not a big problem after all. On the other side, paint protects the airframe against corrosion.

      Some airlines do have polished aesthetics, so weight is a bit reduced but maintenance costs may arise a bit as well.

    3. Re:Paint lacks an important property by Petronius.Scribe · · Score: 1

      I agree, the magnitude of the problem is small - after all, 200 kg on a 747 is only 0.5 kg per person. You could save that just by stopping people bringing their bottled water on board... hey. But regardless, sometimes it's worth the tradeoff. The classical example is USAAF bombers towards the end of the Second World War - they got rid of the paint to get a bit more altitude. I also found reference to a JAL jumbo that had some sort of special gaudy paint job to celebrate something, but they didn't want to keep it because it was twice as heavy as the regular paint job. It all comes down to cost-benefit, of course, but the point is that if there's a zero cost-per-mile alternative to paint the airlines will jump on it. Blackening the surface with a laser isn't that alternative for commercial airliners (it'd make for a fairly boring looking plane). If you could come up with a coloured version, though - that would be useful.

    4. Re:Paint lacks an important property by pato101 · · Score: 1

      If you could come up with a coloured version, though - that would be useful.
      But does this thing protect against corrosion? I don't think so. It it did, it would show and advantage to painting indeed. On the other hand, polished airplanes are perhaps more beautiful than painted ones :-P.

    5. Re:Paint lacks an important property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aluminium is pretty corrosion resistant all by itself (unless you spill mercury on it).

    6. Re:Paint lacks an important property by pato101 · · Score: 1

      Airplanes are not made of aluminium, but of alliances of aluminium, which have poorer behaviour against corrosion than the pure aluminium (but they improve the fatigue and strength of the pure alu).

  16. Resist rust, other corrosion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this helps reduce rust and/or other corrosion and/or resistance to reaction with liquids?

          Cool trend prediction - black hockey skate blades in the NHL.

    1. Re:Resist rust, other corrosion? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this helps reduce rust and/or other corrosion and/or resistance to reaction with liquids?

      It doesn't. Quote TFA:

      That intense blast forces the surface of the metal to form and nanostructures--pits, globules, and strands that both dramatically increase the area of the surface and capture radiation.

      The rate a metal reacts is proportional to its surface area, so it would make the metal more prone to corrosion.

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  17. "wall outlet" ease of the use by Kanasta · · Score: 3, Funny

    "wall outlet" ease of the use + "it would drill a hole through your skin" = ultimate home security system

    1. Re:"wall outlet" ease of the use by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > "wall outlet" ease of the use + "it would drill a hole through your skin" = ...Something an ordinary electric drill will do.

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    2. Re:"wall outlet" ease of the use by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      But not in a femtosecond.

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  18. black by Feyr · · Score: 5, Funny

    a black engagement ring? perfect for your goth bride! Buy One Now!

    1. Re:black by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      Ooooh, where can I buy a goth bride?


      *ducks*

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    2. Re:black by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia...oh screw it, you get the idea.

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  19. Obligatory Pigpile Rant by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since it's the holiday, the usual rants against the article submitter, Roland Piquepaille, have been rather muted. To sum up:

    * He gets a lot of articles posted to the front page, which makes the rest of us jealous.

    * His articles tend toward pseudoscience, or at least towards the sort of flashy, headline-inspiring science that does little to advance human knowledge.

    * He used to link to his personal blog, which really irritated people who'd love to have their own blogs get Slashdotted on a regular basis.

    * He now links to his zdnet blog, which really irritates people who'd love to have their own blogs get picked up by a big corporate website.

    * To top it all off, he's French, so all the right-wing nutters hate him automatically.

    My irritation comes mostly from the second point -- and, I'll confess, the first as well. But as his defenders (and even the Slashdot editors) have noted, it's not like he's got some inside line to CmdrTaco's desk. He just finds himself at the right place at the right time.

    Nonetheless, I recommend continuing to tag his articles with "pigpile", just so's we can keep up.

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    1. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Actually he doesn't have that many articles posted, maybe 1 or 2 a month tops. It's just people remember his outrageous name. Sure it's a lot compared to you, but you probably don't submit nearly as many as he does.

    2. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still missing the part where it explains why I should give a rat fuck. Is there an FAQ somewhere?

    3. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by syousef · · Score: 1

      What horse shit is this? The number of times I've submitted an article and had it rejected only to see it on the front page a few days later is mind boggling. My wording is often similar or superior. While I don't take it personally suggesting that the editors don't favour particular bloggers when chosing to accept or reject a story is naive.

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    4. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is an interesting article. Maybe he's trying to not be such a dick?

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    5. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by RealGrouchy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, you missed one of the more important aspects of the fourth point:

      He adds a link to his blog using "additional references and a picture" (or variants) as the text. This results in him getting higher google rankings for his blog, particularly for "additional references and a picture" (or variants). Note the Related Links at the top right of the Slashdot page for this article. In addition to a standard "slashvertisement", the effects also amount to a "googletisement".

      While in ordinary circumstances this could potentially be acceptable, the contents of Roland's blog entries are usually redundant (including the picture) to the very articles he is reviewing in his blog. This amounts to an abuse of the trust provided by the Slashdot community.

      Many people warn other slashdotters by adding the tag "pigpile" (for those who have tagging enabled). However, more people use the Greasemonkey script that will block Roland's pseudoscientific submissions, which brendandonhue posted in a previous Pigpile thread. That is why the Pigpile rants are low, not necessarily the holidays.

      - RG>

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    6. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Heh. I didn't even notice the name until I recognised the artificial writing style and saw the "Read More".

    7. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      I have never seen this before. Care to explain when it started?

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    8. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It must be very hard for him to cut and paste digg.com submissions from two days ago

    9. Re:Obligatory Pigpile Rant by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      The tag is 'pigpile' ? Personally, I am in favor of 'rolling pigpail'.

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  20. Meh by LoRdTAW · · Score: 5, Funny

    We all know that true black metal is Mayhem.

    1. Re:Meh by elmCitySlim · · Score: 1

      I think Celtic Frost would not appreciate that comment ;-)

    2. Re:Meh by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Aren't we forgetting Venom?

    3. Re:Meh by thegux · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's certainly true, but I think Bathory were black metal, far more so than bands like Celtic Frost, Mercyful Fate, Venom, etc. The debut was arguably thrash, but "Under The Sign Of The Black Mark" and "The Return Of Darkness And Evil" are definitely black metal albums.

  21. Space-age technology! by shadow+demon · · Score: 5, Funny
    "It's the wild colour scheme that freaks me," said Zaphod whose love affair with this ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight, "every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it. What is this? Some kind of galactic hyperhearse?"

    The walls of the swaying cabin were also black, the ceiling was black, the seats-which were rudimentary since the only important trip this ship was designed for was supposed to be unmanned-were black, the control panel was black, the instruments were black, the little screws that held them in place were black, the thin tufted nylon floor covering was black, and when they had lifted up a corner of it they had discovered that the foam underlay also was black."

    *bows to Mr Adams*

  22. black... by yakumo.unr · · Score: 5, Funny

    black is the new gold.

    (and silver, and bronze..)

  23. Solar collectors by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seems like the perfect coating for solar panels for hot water. The search has always been for the best heat absorbing surface. This type of coating should be the most efficent coating for heat absorbsion.

    1. Re:Solar collectors by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      It is, but it also insulates a bit. If you paint something black, it emits and absorbs radiant heat with the properties of the paint, not the metal. This is about making the metal itself black so it absorbs/emits more efficiently.
      I skimmed through the full PDF and noticed that this is only a surface effect.

      So... while this may be better than every other alternative so far, how is it different than the various chemical/heat based processes that create bonds between [material] & [surface coating]? Either way, you have two structurally different materials which are bonded.

      If it matters: "The samples studied are mechanically polished copper, gold, and platinum." (In other words, expensive, expensive-er & expensive-est)
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    2. Re:Solar collectors by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
      So long as it is cheap enough.

      Of course I didn't RTFA, because that's cheating, but anodising and various paints can produce a reasonable result (say 70-80% effective) for pennies per sq foot. Since collected heat is proportional area * efficiency, you could get the same result by using 20-50% more area.

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    3. Re:Solar collectors by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The funny thing is a sort of dull copper patina brown is nearly the ideal colour for absorbing solar radiation according to an old heat transfer textbook I used a few years back. Until then I had wondered why solar hot water heat collectors were not painted black. There must be an A/C engineer out there with such a book on their desk that can supply more detail.

      Before people refute this with silly assumptions remember that the sun does not put out white light of uniform intensity over the entire spectrum.

    4. Re:Solar collectors by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      A perfect black material is ideal for absorbing radiation but it's also ideal for radiating it. Perhaps that copper colour absorbs best where the sun emits most but not in the longer wavelengths that it would be re-radiating.

    5. Re:Solar collectors by aXis100 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's why the collectors are covered in glass....

      The black panels absorb and retransmits the light, but since their temperature is far lower than the sun the retransmitted light is lower wavelength (ie infra-red). The glass used (or all glass?) is opaque to infra-red, so the infra-red heat energy is re-absorbed and doesnt escape.

      A double glass layer on top is even better for stopping the heat loss since it insulates the inner glass panel from convective currents.

  24. But... by twistah · · Score: 1

    Does it also make the metal grym and frosbitten?

  25. Re:Applications: Vandalism by Gertlex · · Score: 1

    The article mentions needing no more power than is available from an electrical socket.... Assuming you could then also battery power it, you'd have the potential to vandalize any bare metal in public with black marks that are "impossible" to rub off...

    Sounds like a nightmare to me.

  26. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new black metal overlords

  27. Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New heatsinks!

    I wanna see it painted, painted black....

  28. Where do I send my guns for this treatment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool! Now I can have my pocket pistol, and my revolver, and my assault rifle, and my sniper rifle all coated with this sexy stealth laserbeam coating! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

  29. Black Mountains of Darkness by Disharmony2012 · · Score: 1

    Black fucking metal from Norway loves Satan!

  30. So... by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    ...basically, twisted metal -> black?

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  31. Re:Applications: Vandalism by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The article mentions needing no more power than is available from an electrical socket.... Assuming you could then also battery power it, you'd have the potential to vandalize any bare metal in public with black marks that are "impossible" to rub off...

    Who says it's impossible to rub off? It's a very thin surface treatment. A quick rub with sandpaper should remove it to ordinary metal. And no reason you coudn't paint over it. Actually paint might adhere better to a fuzzy surface like this, when repainting over over an enamel paint job you take the shine off it with some fine sandpaper first.

  32. Hey, Roland the Plogger has to work Thanksgiving by Animats · · Score: 1

    He's BAACK! Roland the Plogger, at it again, flogging his blog.

  33. All metals? by Ltar · · Score: 0

    But can in turn Diamonds black? Diamond is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest metal known to mankind.

    1. Re:All metals? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, because carbon is totally on the left side of the periodic table. Of course.

    2. Re:All metals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lies. Slayer is the hardest metal known to mankind.

    3. Re:All metals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still you have to admit King Diamond is bad ass.

    4. Re:All metals? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Who cares about diamonds, I want black Helium!

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  34. Make everything metal by netwiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    blacker than the blackest black times infinity...

  35. uh....wtf? by c6gunner · · Score: 0
    From TFA:

    During its brief burst, Guo's laser unleashes as much power as the entire grid of North America onto a spot the size of a needle point.
    Really. And what are they using to power this laser, then? Europe's power gird? Otherwise I think I might have noticed the entire grid failing all at once, especially since one would assume they've performed the experiment multiple times....

    Plus I'd hate to see that poor bastards electrical bill....
    1. Re:uh....wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> During its brief burst, Guo's laser unleashes as much power as the entire grid of North America onto a spot the size of a needle point.

      > Really. And what are they using to power this laser, then? Europe's power gird? Otherwise I think I might have noticed the entire grid failing all at once, especially since one would assume they've performed the experiment multiple times....

      Not really. Let's say North America's power grid supplies 1 terawatt of power total. Energy used during a 1 femtosecond burst: 10^12joules/sec * 10^-15sec = 10^-3 joules for one pulse if I did my math right. If the technician was firing a million pulses/sec, the average power used would be one kilowatt (using my numbers and ignoring all inefficiencies).

    2. Re:uh....wtf? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Really. And what are they using to power this laser, then? Europe's power
      > gird? Otherwise I think I might have noticed the entire grid failing all at
      > once, especially since one would assume they've performed the experiment
      > multiple times....

      You might want to take note of the fact that the length of said burst is a femtosecond.

      > Plus I'd hate to see that poor bastards electrical bill....

      The average power level is quite modest.

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    3. Re:uh....wtf? by The+Sith+Lord · · Score: 1
      Umm ... (from TFA)

      Despite of these dramatic words, the femtosecond laser can be powered by a simple wall outlet. So please don't think you'll suffer from a power outage when Guo switches his laser on.
  36. Re:Mr. H. DesIAto by Ryan+Monster · · Score: 1

    Wow, I can't believe how much of a geek I am that I knew without looking anything up that it was Hotblack Desiato, not Desoto.

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  37. That's not all by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

    They found on the way that by using a nanosecond laser they produced Emo metal, which can cut itself.

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    1. Re:That's not all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, if only I had some mod points.

      I laughed so hard I thought I'd die

    2. Re:That's not all by Trogre · · Score: 1

      But is it safe, Emo?

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  38. All metals huh? by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "This ultra-intense laser blast creates true 'black metal' from copper, gold or zinc by forming nanostructures at the surface of the metal."

    Since when were there only 3 metals known to mankind? The summary blows.

    Then you look at the articles.

    "The key to creating black metal is an ultra-brief, ultra-intense beam of light called a femtosecond laser pulse. The laser burst lasts only a few quadrillionths of a second. To get a grasp of that kind of speed--a femtosecond is to a second what a second is to about 32 million years."

    And:

    "Currently, the process is slow. To alter a strip of metal the size of your little finger easily takes 30 minutes or more, but Guo is looking at how different burst lengths, different wavelengths, and different intensities affect metal's properties. Fortunately, despite the incredible intensity involved, the femtosecond laser can be powered by a simple wall outlet, meaning that when the process is refined, implementing it should be relatively simple."

    I'm guessing this has to do with etching an intricate structure. Perhaps also that the laser can only be fired at a given rate. None of this is explained at all well.

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    1. Re:All metals huh? by lenroc · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the title says "all metals", while the blurb says "almost any metal".

      Editor? Editor? Bueller? Anyone?

  39. Special Properties by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this black metal have any special properties aside from being black?

    Well, that one property alone makes it excellent for building Ford Model-Ts.

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    1. Re:Special Properties by alunharford · · Score: 1

      Actually, the reason it's good for building Model-Ts is that the black paint dried faster.

      And you could have the Model T in any color, so long as you bought it before 1915 or after 1925.
      Contrary to popular belief, it was only between 1915 and 1925 that they were all black.

  40. So maybe.... by boojumbadger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All the unaccounted for dark matter is covered in nanotubes.

    1. Re:So maybe.... by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Does that mean the majority of the universe is a series of tubes?

  41. This is why today in the USA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why today is known as "Black Friday" in the USA ^_^

  42. Solar by camperdave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So this could make for more efficient thermal solar panels.

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    1. Re:Solar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    2. Re:Solar by Goenk · · Score: 1

      Yes, it probably would be - at least if you can utilize the solar energy as fast at the black metal absorbs it ... otherwise the energy would gather in the metal and it would probably start melting, glowing or something else that is probably undesirable.

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  43. This is a big deal for fuel cells. by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So i suppose I should be a little angry for my article submissions rejection this morning on this very subject. Maybe Roland is paying Slashdot to post his submissions, whatever the reasons, unlike Rolands little gem here mine did in fact note that the laser creates globules, pits and voids on the nanoscale level that dramatically increase the surface area of the treated metal.
    This technology has huge ramifications for chemical reactions that need a catalyst, and also in the area of fuel cells.

    Unlike Roland, I actually try to link to the article and not some empty blog. Roland, your technology trends suck. Link to the originating article you fool!

    Physorg
    Also, does Roland even have a degree in science? Because he sure doesn't ever seem to have a grasp of the important things in the articles he submits.

    1. Re:This is a big deal for fuel cells. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2nd first post!

    2. Re:This is a big deal for fuel cells. by frankmu · · Score: 1

      i tried to moderate your comment interesting, and it came out overrated. coincidence? anyway, i'll unmoderate my self here with this comment.

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    3. Re:This is a big deal for fuel cells. by EnglishTim · · Score: 0, Troll

      Whinge Whinge Whinge

      Bitch Bitch Bitch

    4. Re:This is a big deal for fuel cells. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Mr. Piquepaille seems consistently a submitter with issues. I always make sure I tag his submissions to slashdot with his name. And it appears that a lot of other people do too since it's in the tag lookup.

  44. Also, Roland by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 1
    Also Roland, the process uses a crap load of power. More in fact than the entire grid of North America focus on a pin head.

    You are a genius.

  45. May not be such a great idea for consumer items by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would presume that this is a very thin portion of the surface, since there is no data given, and that it sounds like it heats the metal to a vapor (maybe plasma?) and allows it to cool so quickly that it "freezes" in microstructures (excuse me - nanostructures). For all soft metals, then, a simple scratch would reveal the shiny surface free of the effects below the new "coating". Also, a surface with near zero emissivity and high conductivity would likely cause burns very quickly if left in the sun on a summer day. How would you like a nice burn from your car should you accidentally graze your spiffy black racing stripe? Also, wouldn't there be a propensity for these nano-strucutures to foul due to a microseive-like effect - collecting all the crud that just floated by? Seems like a nightmare to clean after pollen season.

    It certainly does have some applications, and optics seems to be the obvious place. Having an emissivity of (well, they didn't say) 1e-8 would certainly make baffles more efficient.

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    1. Re:May not be such a great idea for consumer items by sadtrev · · Score: 1
      Also, a surface with near zero emissivity and high conductivity would likely cause burns very quickly if left in the sun on a summer day.

      No, a highly absorbing surface will also have a high emissivity, because of a consequence of the wonderfully named Helmholtz Reciprocity Relationship

      The 99.99whatever% absorbtion property (for solar panels etc.) is not significantly better than blackboard paint. The really useful bit is the corresponding 0.00whatever1% scatter and transmissivity which means that this stuff can be used for very effective stray light control for improving the SNR in optical instruments such as telescopes, spectrometers and laser diffraction sizers.

  46. *Any* Metal? by SeaFox · · Score: 1
    Researchers at the University of Rochester have found a way to change the properties of almost any metal by using a femtosecond laser pulse.

    So if I take one of these lasers and swap out the one in my CD player, will all my White Snake albums come out as Black Sabbath?
    1. Re:*Any* Metal? by bmo · · Score: 1

      "So if I take one of these lasers and swap out the one in my CD player, will all my White Snake albums come out as Black Sabbath?"

      After a fortnight, all tapes left in a car become "Best of Queen."

      Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

      Apologies to Terry and Neil

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  47. Re:Applications: Vandalism by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > Actually paint might adhere better to a fuzzy surface like this...

    Good idea. Paint or adhesive preparation is a possible application.

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  48. You realise what this means, right? by schnitzi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Samuel L. Jackson can star in the next Terminator movie.

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    I object to that article, and to the next reply.
    1. Re:You realise what this means, right? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      Samuel L. Jackson can star in the next Terminator movie.

      "I am sick and tired of these muthaf*ckin' humans, in this muthaf*ckin' century!"

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  49. Black is the new black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am designing a new wardrobe, and I believe this material will do nicely.
    - Anakin Skywalker

  50. What colour black? by Barny · · Score: 1

    Hopefully "chaos" black, i could save a heap undercoating my warhammer miniatures then.

    Wait, i don't live in north america and have a line into THE NATIONAL GRID, guess i can't power one ;(

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  51. Re:Mr. H. DesIAto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you know so much then tell me where my copy of the Hitchhiker's Trilogy has gotten off to.

  52. Re:Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF are you talking about.

  53. I see a red door... by Null+Perception · · Score: 1

    And I want to paint it black with a fricken laserbeam

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  54. Congradulations on a milestone by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man has finally learned how to turn gold into something resembling lead.

    1. Re:Congradulations on a milestone by Null+Perception · · Score: 1

      Maybe an anti-milestone...I believe the goal is to turn lead to gold...

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    2. Re:Congradulations on a milestone by bar-agent · · Score: 1
      Maybe an anti-milestone...I believe the goal is to turn lead to gold...

      Yes, but in Soviet Russia...
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    3. Re:Congradulations on a milestone by gmby · · Score: 1

      Also now man can make a real Monolith.

      But can he fill it with stars?

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  55. Black Helicopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm... this "paint" is the exact opposite of the tinfoil. Coincidence, eh?

  56. In related news... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    During an interview at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Hotblack Desiato commented about how nice this "Black Metal" accented the interior of the new Disaster Area stunt ship.

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  57. Can it be used for long term archival by Stavr0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the laser can be modulated it could be used to etch a quasi-indestructible CD-ROM kind of media. For example gold or titanium could last a long while.

    1. Re:Can it be used for long term archival by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      masters are already burned onto gold CD-Rs

      that's why we say a game as "gone gold"

      you can buy gold CD-Rs now dummy

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    2. Re:Can it be used for long term archival by Vegeta99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's just the reflective layer. If the laser in your CD-R had enough power to burn more than just the dye in FRONT of that reflective layer, you'd have some serious issues... ... dummy.

    3. Re:Can it be used for long term archival by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      in addition to the other reply- masters aren't burned on CD-R's or even gold for that matter- pressed CD's aren't burned either. 'Gold' masters are actually made of glass- which are indeed burned with a laser and the glass master is then pressed onto the CD as a die. In any case, the term 'gold master' may have come from the fact that recording studios sometimes gold plated the masters for preservation- or it could just mean it was ready to go, eg 'golden', 'we're golden', etc from slang.

    4. Re:Can it be used for long term archival by Stavr0 · · Score: 1
      Whoa. No need for name calling.

      What I'm thinking is would the fs laser scorch the surface of the metal properly thereby eliminating the need for an organic dye layer altogether?

      Is the "scorched" metal areas stable in the long term i.e. will it fade or spread?

    5. Re:Can it be used for long term archival by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but somehow the software house has to get it to the production house: Burn it on a CD, and they used to all be gold. THat's where the name came from.

    6. Re:Can it be used for long term archival by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it probably could, but try fitting it in a 5.25" drive. Not only that, but the power required would be far too high as to make it unfeasible, but not impossible. You'd probably run into problems with the fact that a CD/DVD drive is expecting the laser to reflect off of the back of the disc (through a clear layer) as opposed to right at the surface - the laser probably would not be able to focus correctly to read the disc.

    7. Re:Can it be used for long term archival by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      They really were more sort of a greenish yellow or green along with some blue if I recall- but 'gold master' came along way before CD-R's. It wouldn't surprise me if the first CD's were pressed from digital tape or a hard disk.

  58. Re:Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doh! my bad, I thought it was the parent, not the correction which had been modded ... need to get some coffee! %(

  59. Now we can make a black pudding... by gijoel · · Score: 1

    ...so black even the white bits will be black.

  60. Re:Mr. H. DesIAto by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

    for those of us who can't think due to the triptophan...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotblack_Desiato#Hotb lack_Desiato

    for me, it didn't click until half way though the second sentence...

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  61. Grow the fuck up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As usual, tag as "pigpile" to warn others not to click on Roland Piquepaille's adwhore blog...Grow up. Do you make the same claims when NewYorkCountryLawyer posts to his blog with [gasp] ads on it? Do you advocate tagging those articles with "cuntlawyer" or something? Look at his history... he's had 8 accepted stories since September alone! So cuntlawyer has more than your pigpile and he has no less than separate 5 blocks of ads on his adwhore blog. And his is the ultimate ad because the purpose of his blog is to sell you his legal services.

    Or you can just block ads from anywhere you want and enjoy the submissions for what they are... interesting.

  62. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  63. black in what colour? by lindseyp · · Score: 1

    Just how black is black? Is it more black than traditional 'black' such as black paint or charcoal?

    I'd also love to see an absorption spectrum for this stuff. Is it black in Infrared, UV, microwave, radar etc.?

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  64. Hardly for car paintings by Mr+Europe · · Score: 2, Informative

    This could hardly be used for car paintings, or any other big surfaces, since:
    "For example, blackening a piece of metal the size of a little finger currently takes about 30 minutes."
    And matt black hasn't ever been a favourite car color.

    1. Re:Hardly for car paintings by Obyron · · Score: 1

      Ever done a lot of work with automotive grade paints? The actual paint isn't that glossy. It's the clearcoat that makes it so shiny. If they can speed up this process to the point that you could do automobiles with it efficiently, I'd gladly trade gloss for the fact that I'd have a paint job that can't be scratched.

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    2. Re:Hardly for car paintings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think there's any reason to think that this new surface treatment can't be scratched. I imagine it would mark just as easily as any other sheet of metal, possibly easier because of the very small-scale surface structures.

  65. Lots of questions from an untutored mind by mattr · · Score: 1

    Some questions that spring to untutored mind..
    Nanoscale forces: Would it become sticky due to Van der Waals forces like gecko feet?
    Magnetism: does the laser destroy magnetic properties? What if you laser processed while in a high magnetic field, could you control alignment of the nanoscale structures? Could you sculpt forms at nanoscale? Does laser melt the metal or what is actually going on?
    Interaction with nanoparticles: Would this make a good nano filter? Does surface show an affinity for certain substances?
    Metallurgy: Sounds like it makes an extremely sharp surface. Would this be the ultimate cutting surface? Can this be used to fuse different metals at the nanoscale?
    If short intense light beams do this, what about short intense electrical jolts of similar scale (or is it the same thing really)?
    Absorption: Could the nanostructure shapes be duplicated scaled up to absorb longer frequencies? Do different laser frequencies make structures that absorb different bands?
    How about for high contrast antiglare screens?
    Surface area: With such high surface area, might it possibly catalyze all kinds of reactions.. for example would any poisonous gases maybe arise at the surface when in a normal smoggy atmosphere? What about when it comes in contact with organic molecules?
    Electronic: If electrified would the surface act like little antennas and maybe sparks? The other article about nitric acid etching of phosphorous does do that.. a few more percent concentration and craters become stalagmites.
    Would conductive, high surface area particles like these be useful in batteries or selective membranes?
    What does the coating look like at a nanoscale anyway? Article's "a black picture won't tell you anything" is silly.
    Safety: If it scrapes off is it going to enter your blood and brain? If you rub it will you dye your fingers black?
    Optics: How could this improve even small telescopes or video cameras? How much would it affect ability to discover extrasolar planets with current tech?

    1. Re:Lots of questions from an untutored mind by swell · · Score: 1

      thanks mattr

      I was hoping that someone on /. might have an original thought when faced with this novelty.

      My poor addition concerns the abrasive quality of the metal. If the process works on tungsten carbide, for instance, would it make a good file--suitable for jewelers etc?

      I appreciate the humor, but it seems that slashdotters have an opportunity to be creative in a functional way here...

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    2. Re:Lots of questions from an untutored mind by mattr · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

      I was wondering if at nanoscale the surface looked for example like a jagged saw, or molten threads, or mirrored caves, or what. In cyberpunk stories there is a fictional weapon of a nanowire-like thread that can cut through anything, but truth could be stranger than fiction. For example I know titanium oxide surfaces cause reactions that break down pollution/bacteria (I think with ozone maybe), and I met some students studying diamond-based semiconductors which apparently allow all kinds of organic things to bond to them. They were spending all their time characterizing what they had invented, just like a bunch of nanotube startups I'd met. So it is not entirely inconceivable that say a metal wire processed with the femtosecond laser into a surface that either was physically like a saw or perhaps included emitters of plasma at the surface could in fact be something like that thread thought up by William Gibson. It's like why there are so many humanoid robots coming out of Japan... there are so many lovers of comics and animation who grow up to become engineers who secretly want to make those giant robots etc. real. So when technology reaches an enabling level you can be sure we'll have giant robots too.

      Anyway this femto-laser thing could turn out to be an amazing thing or just a quick way to make a carcinogenic powder, but I wonder why people are so quick to imagine using it on jewels and cars. I also would like to know how a metal surface can capture a broad spectrum of light... (and I can't figure out why they didn't figure out more about it before announcing the research). Normally metals absorb a certain spectrum I thought, and they also are usually shiny.

      A surface made of craters would still diffract or reflect the light in other directions. So either light is being drawn into maybe deep caves, or a sooty surface unlike raw metal is being formed, or something wierd is happening electronically, right? Yeah, I don't think you should go rubbing your fingers over a femto-polished surface, you might lose a few layers of skin, poison yourself or get chemically burned!

  66. It's all black, man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only that, but went they went to the bathroom and used the black toilet, they found their shit was black, even when they smeared it all over their faces which, one by one, were slowly turning black. The food dispenser spewed out only black milk, milked by black people from black cows. In fact, it was soon discovered that everything in the room automatically turned black. As Zaphod stood there wiping off his face, he was shocked to learn that the dribbling down his chin of Ford Prefect's semen was also black.

  67. Best Possible Use by demo9orgon · · Score: 1

    Black metallic sex toys, piercings, and rings.

    Bright and shiny just doesn't do it.
    Of course this means the price is going to go waaaay up. Grrr.

    Cheers.

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  68. Those sharks just got deadlier...

  69. Finally. by paaltio · · Score: 1

    The cost-effective way to get a black Mac laptop.

  70. How Long Before... by vmcto · · Score: 1

    Apple picks up on this and starts cranking out ultra-black iPods?

  71. Nothing to see, move along. by Sir+Holo · · Score: 4, Informative

    This "technology" is nothing new. Just a prof trying to make something mundane sound flashy.

    Hit things with enough laser fluence and the surface atoms will move around, and may even be blasted off of the surface. This is the basis of a standard materials synthesis technique, pulsed laser deposition (PLD). Hit a target with a laser, and collect the ejected material on a nearby crystal.

    Anyone who has done PLD knows that the surface of the target gets rough when you blast it. If the target is a metal, and the roughness is smaller than the wavelength of light (nanoscale), it will absorb light - it will be black.

    In any case, the article asserts that the "blackness" is a material property and is therefore permanent. Nonsense. Touch it and the surface particles will rub off, leaving behind a shiny metal surface. Further, I'd be extremely surprised if there weren't tons of existing patents on surface modification by lasers. There are certainly tons of academic publications on the topic.

    1. Re:Nothing to see, move along. by zCyl · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Touch it and the surface particles will rub off, leaving behind a shiny metal surface.

      You don't think maybe they would have tried that before reporting the results?
    2. Re:Nothing to see, move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SHUT UP! This is SLASHDOT where pizza delivery boys are more insightful than trained engineers with real experience behind them. So unless you're a help desk phone boy or work at Taco Bell we don't want your insights into this technology.

    3. Re:Nothing to see, move along. by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      As you've commented AC, I'll assume you're the "researcher" in question.

      I think you should ignore the slashdot crowd and worry more about your DARPA proposal review board. They can see through this sort of hocus-pocus.

  72. Alien intelligences lose another cornerstone! by cerebis · · Score: 1

    We'll make our own black obeliks now thankyou... now if we could just make them invulnerable to damage.

  73. Laser turns all metals black... by Kagura · · Score: 1

    ...and as of Nov. 24th none of them have been documented to ever go back.

  74. Just Wait And See... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

    Now it's only a matter of time before Jesse Jackson and the NAACP file a lawsuit to stop this mad scientist and his "blackness maker"

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  75. Re:black... Until... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    These things become commoditized? How about going around and femtosecond-blasting jewelry of the rich and famous. Or, visiting a jewelry store and blasting their jewels through the glass? I see a sudden uptick in sales of surveillance cameras for jewelry stores and other places where "black is beautiful" is likely to destroy their businesses.

    I wonder if what this thing would do to the teeth of those gold-mouth rappers and people on the streets. What? You got an interview toMORROW? 1-800-DENTIST will be smiling all the way to the black-back-to-gold bank.

    If these things can femto-blast a few dozen times, automobile taggers will have a field day. So will body shops getting work orders.

    Oh, is that Diet Pepsi or Regular? I can't tell. It's a black six-pack. Hate that local deputy in a small town? Sit next to him/her at the diner and femto-blast their nickel-plated revolver black, or patch-black, since most of it will be in the holster. (assuming this small-town cop/sheriff is playin' Buford Pusser or Duke Calley or something from the 70's...)

    Ben Wah balls can now be blackened...

    You can pretty much "blacken the shit" out of anything metal.

    But, I see the biggest "bang" for mischief coming from laser-pointer sized femto-second blasters. Well, as long as they don't emit light doing their work. If so, then maybe the dance club would be an interesting place to use this thing...

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  76. Old news by Handlarn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Another way to create true black metal is to play music really fast onto a noisy old tape recorder.

  77. Not a good care to leave your dog in ;) by Knutsi · · Score: 1
    As these nanostructures capture radiation, the metals turn black

    And I thought cars where allready hot on summer days ;) Sounds like this thing would cook your poodle full spectrum.

  78. Nice by rinki · · Score: 1

    Nice job this is

  79. TRUE NORSK BLACK METAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AAAAARGHH!!!

    Am I the only one that thought about that when reading the article?

  80. Predicting the new fad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unbling

  81. Re:Mr. H. DesIAto by pakar · · Score: 1

    Something crawled out of the fridge and eat it!

    Always make shure the fridge is locked securly before going to sleep!

  82. Heatsinks by lhorn · · Score: 1

    ought to be black - then they are most effective.

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    1. Re:Heatsinks by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Makes absolutely no difference unless the black thing is hot enough to be glowing.

      The frequency range of radiant energy emitted by a body is dependent on its temperature. As the temperature of the body rises, so does the upper limit of the emitted frequency. You can thus measure the temperature of a distant hot body by it's colour (like stars for example). That's why stuff glows red and then white as you heat it to extreme temperatures. In this range, colour makes a difference.

      Things that are black get hotter in the sun than shiny things because they absorb more of the sun's radiant energy including visible light, but because of their own temperature, they only emit heat at invisible infra-red ranges, where the visible colour makes no difference. Painting a heatsink black will REDUCE the amount of energy it emits, because the surface temperature is lower due to the insulating effect of the coating (unless it's in the sun). You will get better heat transfer from an unpainted heatsink.

      Upshot - NEVER EVER PAINT A HEATSINK - NOT EVEN BLACK. You will actually reduce its performance.

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  83. Re:Mr. H. DesIAto by ray-auch · · Score: 1

    If you know so much then tell me where my copy of the Hitchhiker's Trilogy has gotten off to.

    It's run off with your biros.

  84. ObTenaciousD by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

    ~o~ Lasers tried to destroy the metal, but the metal was too strong! ~o~

  85. How is it on sword blades? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have this feeling that my luck is none too good
    This sword here at my side don't act the way it should
    Keeps calling me its master, but I feel like its slave
    Hauling me faster and faster to an early, early grave
    And it howls! It howls like hell!

  86. Re: Laser turns all metals black by carlsefni · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This ultra-intense laser blast creates true 'black metal' from copper, gold or zinc ...."

    Death to false black metal!

    :)

  87. It won't last... by Black.Shuck · · Score: 1

    ...George Bush hates black metals. :(

  88. Huh by tbone1 · · Score: 1
    I guess someone's a real big Catherine Wheel fan.

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  89. Black? Black, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Tis no suprise, for black be the colour of Piquepaille's heart, though gold be the colour of his ambition and blood-red the colour of his methods.

  90. Black Metal? by Analein · · Score: 0

    GROOOAR!

  91. Next back to the future... by The+evil+doctor+Matt · · Score: 1

    Black DeLorean... Need I say more?

  92. It's gold soot - here's how to make it easily by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1
    I have made the stuff with much simpler apparatus. Get a thin tungsten sheet crucible in a bell jar with some gold in it, connected across a power supply. Evacuate the air and backfill with a couple of torr of argon. Pass current to melt the gold. Some gold evaporates, and then condenses as gold soot. You can collect the gold soot on some object held above the crucible. The laser will create a superheated gold plasma that will condense in the same way as soot, but it is a lot more expensive.

    Most black materials will reflect a percent or so of the light falling on it. This reflects less than 0.1%. It is weird to look at: you get no clue to the shape of the object because no light comes back.

    The bad news? Well, basically, it is soot, and it wipes off. It is probably too delicate for the insides of ordinary cameras, and bits might drop off if you sent it into space. It does not work with all materials, and gold gives the best black.

    1. Re:It's gold soot - here's how to make it easily by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      I have made the stuff with much simpler apparatus. ... crucible in a bell jar ... Evacuate the air ... Pass current to melt the gold.

      Ah yes, you're right. Similarly, good old arc melters will do the same as well. Metal soot deposits all over inside the bell.

      Metal soot is often pyrophoric. Ding it with a wrench and it will burn like a grass fire, chromium and titanium-containing alloys especially. :) Not only would this guy's "black metal coating" rub off, but it might spontaneously ignite as well.

      "Affirmative. I've got nothing on radar, but we've got visual on a flaming object. Over."

  93. Screw Black Metal! Punk Rock for life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (subject)

  94. "Pure black" by not-admin · · Score: 1

    One of the main points of this technique is that it is the closest ever to "true black," being almost completely non-reflective in most wavelengths.

  95. Real potential is to punch holes in people.... by bodland · · Score: 1

    If I was a defense contractor reading that I would say..."Hmmm can we make it portable, about the size of a rifle?"

  96. ObSpinalTap by Dirtside · · Score: 1

    Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
    Marty DiBergi: Unless you had a femtosecond laser.

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  97. Absorbing energy... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    If this absorbs light/IR/etc. won't it get very hot if you leave it out in the sun? I can't imagine being in a car which absorbs all that energy (and converts it to heat).

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    1. Re:Absorbing energy... by Transcendor · · Score: 1

      Guess that's what you call "black". It absorbs visible light. doh. (who modded this?)
      seriously, black is the "non-color" state of a surface that does not reflect or emit otherwise any visible light.
      and, yes, black cars tend to get hot in summer.

    2. Re:Absorbing energy... by l33t_f33t · · Score: 1

      Absorb IR, and turn it into heat. What was IR in the first place then?

  98. Martin Black and spacecraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The current world champion black is Martin black, developed on nickle back in the 1930's--the Martin in Lockheed-Martin discovered it. It is widely used for thermal balancing spacecraft, often in large panels. I have friends who have worked with it (secret family recipe), and standing next to a large section of it is painful--your eyes have nothing to focus on, but they keep trying and it hurts after a while! We're talking really really really seriously black.
              I wonder how this compares to Martin black? You really would not want a car as black as Martin black (forget fragility issues).

  99. Black body radiation.... by josquint · · Score: 1

    wouldn't the object _have_ to radiate something in order to it to not turn into a cinder the second it was in sunlight?

  100. Re:black... Until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post is the stupidest I've read all week.

  101. Car painting shops -- RIP by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    As long as you like black -- who doesn't? goodbye primer, paint, and/or clearcoat!

    Gimme a blackened aluminum-skin electric roadster, please.

  102. I also noticed that the summary was written by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Funny

    by someone really really old....

    A laser that turns all metals black. All metals being copper, zinc, and gold. As if these are the only metals around.

    Time to wake up. It isn't the bronze age anymore.

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  103. Ah a breakthrough! by Qoroite · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the Alchemists have at last achieved the long sought goal of transmuting Gold into Lead. Oh wait.......

  104. Whoops - morning brain by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Whoops - you're right. I meant zero reflectivity. A perfectly emissive body, e=1.0, is also a black body, and will have neither a reflective nor transmissive component. Stray light control is really what I presume was meant, as it's use as an actual detector (as the article suggested) makes very little sence for most optical detectors (yes, I've worked with optics).

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  105. Mod parent informative by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

    Please mod this parent up as he's the only one in this "golden masters" conversation that actually knows what the hell he's talking about.

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    1. Re:Mod parent informative by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but the mod point should go to wikipedia ;o)

      I was one of the first on my block to have a CD-R- even then it was a refurbished Philips SCSI model that I got at Egghead Software (before they went online as Newegg) for something like $400 (they were otherwise still going for around $1000 and I recall seeing some burners for $15,000 a year or two prior). In anycase, I still have some CDs from that era (that still work) and nearly all were green or mostly green reflective layers with gold on top and when they came out, I bought Verbatim blue on silvers for ~$6 a piece which were great discs- all of which of course is irrelevant to the argument that anyone ever sent a CD-R off to mastering to make CD-ROMs/Audio CDs when 1x CD drives were prevalent and even if they did, the CD-R wouldn't be the master, the glass one would have been.

    2. Re:Mod parent informative by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      forgot to mention- and then all of that is irrelevant to the very original posters comment about making indestructable CD's, which is a very, very, very good/cool idea.

      Although the 'indestructable' cd's would be very good for preservation, odds are they couldn't be used as a die and still couldn't be a 'master' in that respect, though perhaps this would redefine the term. There would be the archival master and the die master.

  106. Black Sabath by Dabido · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Black Sabath did it first and louder. It's not hard to make black metal~! :-)

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  107. Prior art? by fearless_fool · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure if this article describes anything particularly new. Work at Harvard in 2002 coming out of Eric Mazur's lab seems to have accomplished essentially the same thing: http://www.harvardmagazine.com/on-line/05025.html and http://mazur-www.harvard.edu/research/detailspage. php?rowid=1

    Already discussed in postings, but worth repeating: By definition, the blacker a material is, the more photons it absorbs. Ultra-black materials are particularly useful if you are making photosensitive materials (e.g. cameras) or any sort of photo collector (e.g. PV cells).

  108. Blake's 7 "Gold" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    At the mine on Zerok, they process the gold. They change its atomic constitution. It turns black. And it's useless until it's reprocessed, and that can't happen unless you know the computer code that was used on Zerok the day it was processed. Zerok won't release that code until the gold is in the hands of the Federation.

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  109. Tiamat by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    You wouldn't, by any chance, listen to the band Tiamat, would you?

    Because that is a lyric. "Any color that you'd like, as long as it's black."

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    1. Re:Tiamat by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      It's a famous Henry Ford quote (or at least it is attributed to him) regarding the Model T.