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  1. Old news? on Google Releases Stable Version of Chrome 10 · · Score: 1

    Since I'm already running Chrome 10.0.648.127, I'd have to think this is old news.

  2. Just what we need on Website Devoted to Makeshift Toilets After Earthquake · · Score: 1

    Yet another shitty website!

  3. Uh-oh. on Dragon Age II Released · · Score: 2

    Another nose-dive for productivity in the developed world!

  4. Inquiring minds want to know... on Kidney Printer · · Score: 1

    How do they taste? How about with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

  5. Re:Guns in games on Why Do Videogames Struggle With Sex? · · Score: 1

    And Teabagging your opponent after killing him is a metaphor for... ???

  6. Re:I can think of a few reasons... on Why Do Videogames Struggle With Sex? · · Score: 1

    Uncanny valley? With the massive cosmetic surgery involved, most of the porn industry crossed over into the "uncanny valley" a long time ago! Real breasts don't wrinkle when they hang down!

    The real problem is that sex only keeps you interested for long enough to wank off, whereas strategy and violence will keep you going for hours. If you're using time spent as a metric of value, killing virtual people is a lot more entertaining than seducing virtual people.

  7. Re:because they're video GAMES on Why Do Videogames Struggle With Sex? · · Score: 2

    "I just had one of my hos beaten and robbed and was really offended by how immaturely Grand Theft Auto treats this traumatic event..."

  8. Re:Not just with video games, but in general on Why Do Videogames Struggle With Sex? · · Score: 2

    Oxytocin (the "bonding hormone") is produced by both men and women during sex. Contrary to popular belief, guys get attached to the person they're fucking too.

  9. Re:Not just with video games, but in general on Why Do Videogames Struggle With Sex? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I assure you, there's no shortage of casual and shallow sex here in the US.

    The anecdotal evidence on that is conflicting. I have had a very difficult time finding a supply of casual and shallow sex here in the US, whereas my wife doesn't seem to have any problem coming by it...

  10. Re:Not just with video games, but in general on Why Do Videogames Struggle With Sex? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait... can't sex have blood and explosions too???

    Or am I doing it wrong?

  11. Re:In the suicide-bombing age... on Cold Warriors Question Nukes · · Score: 1

    But not male houri, which is what good Muslim men are promised in heaven.

    Oh wait... there is an another verse that promises them their pick from a multitude of beautiful women AND boys to have sex with... damned kinky, those bible writers!

  12. Re:In the suicide-bombing age... on Cold Warriors Question Nukes · · Score: 1

    Follow the link. The Quran specifically says only men get virgins.

  13. Re:In the suicide-bombing age... on Cold Warriors Question Nukes · · Score: 1

    They all look the same in the dark. And every woman is beautiful when all you can see is the top of their head!

  14. Re:In the suicide-bombing age... on Cold Warriors Question Nukes · · Score: 0

    I don't know about you, but I could deflower 72 virgins in far less than "a couple of months". If you doubt me, go ahead and line up the 72 virgins and I'll prove it to you!

  15. Re:In the suicide-bombing age... on Cold Warriors Question Nukes · · Score: 1

    So, what terrible sins did those Virginians commit, to deserve such a terrible punishment???

  16. Re:In the suicide-bombing age... on Cold Warriors Question Nukes · · Score: 1

    These "women" supposedly don't shit, piss, spit, or menstruate, so I suspect these idealized "women" remain "virgins" no matter how many times you fuck 'em. The 72 is just for variety. No, Islam is not sexist, not at all...

  17. Re:In the suicide-bombing age... on Cold Warriors Question Nukes · · Score: 1

    Dude, it's 72 virgins, not 17! And what they don't tell you is that all 72 of those virgins are great big gay men...

  18. Just what we've been waiting for on 3D Printers Create Edible Objects · · Score: 1

    Sounds perfect for the production of rude food!

  19. Re:Damn Thats Fast on The Car Faster Than a Speeding Bullet · · Score: 1

    I believe the contingency plan is, "If the vehicle becomes airborne, place your head firmly between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye!"

  20. Re:Well on The Car Faster Than a Speeding Bullet · · Score: 2

    It's not a waste of resources if you learn something by doing it and then pass that knowledge on to others.

    As far as subsidizing automobiles, I agree -- the entire automobile infrastructure should be paid for by gas tax and DMV fees. Americans should be paying as much as Europeans do for petrol.

  21. Re:That's when the big one kicks in. on The Car Faster Than a Speeding Bullet · · Score: 1

    It's only a bad idea if you hit a bump and become airborne.

  22. Re:Obligatory Canadian on Go For It On Fourth Down? Ask Coach Watson · · Score: 1

    Frickin' Canadian wimps can't handle four downs like real men! The only thing you Canucks do as well as Amerkins is pat each other on the butt after a play...

  23. Re:Hey while we're there... on Go For It On Fourth Down? Ask Coach Watson · · Score: 1

    You know what I always say... if there was no demand, there would be no supply!

  24. Re:Hey while we're there... on Go For It On Fourth Down? Ask Coach Watson · · Score: 1

    How are computers currently doing at simulating the cheerleaders?

  25. Re:How hard could it be? on Crew Builds a Flying House Modeled After UP! · · Score: 2

    If The Wizard of Oz is any indication, who it lands on could be a big liability as well...