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  1. Re:I Read the First Joke Within 4 Hours on Challenger 25 Years Later · · Score: 4, Funny

    The one I heard was "Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes... one blew west, and the other blew east." Pretty bad, really. Oh, and "What's NASA stand for" Need Another Seven Astronauts!" Sigh...

  2. Re:Well now all the young urban people will p** of on Egypt Shuts Off All Internet Access · · Score: 1

    1) Ever heard of satire?
    2) All studies I have seen concluded that it doesn't really matter one way or the other, healthwise. Men with foreskins just need to be consistent in pulling the foreskin back when washing.

  3. Re:I have newfound respect for spam on Spam Text Prematurely Blows Up Suicide Bomber · · Score: 1

    Herbal V14GR4 deserves a medal for this!

  4. Re:Well now all the young urban people will p** of on Egypt Shuts Off All Internet Access · · Score: 1

    What percentage of the MEN are victims of Male genital mutilation, as practiced by Jews, Muslims, and many Christians? When will they get around to making that illegal?

  5. Bad move, Egypt! on Egypt Shuts Off All Internet Access · · Score: 2

    Before, you would have had SOME young Egyptians quietly staying at home and wanking off... now you're going to have ALL of them out in the streets!

  6. Re:Mileage keeps dropping... on Volkswagen Unveils 313 MPG XL1, Slates Production For 2013 · · Score: 1

    Math is wrong for 313. 261 mpg is 110.96 kilometers per liter, which fits with the 100 kilometers per 0.9 liter they quote.

  7. Perception vs. reality on Xbox Live Labels Autistic Boy "Cheater" · · Score: 1

    My father to this day swears our old Atari 2600 backgammon game used to cheat at backgammon by rolling exactly what it needed to beat him!

  8. Re:Experiences of counter-cheating in online gamin on Xbox Live Labels Autistic Boy "Cheater" · · Score: 1

    Couldn't an "instant flick" in aiming also be due to lag in the recording keeping up with the player? Granted, if this happened consistently and only while aiming, it would by pretty damning.

  9. Wrong picture on Want Your Own Bunker Like WikiLeaks Or Pirate Bay? · · Score: 2

    That picture is of the mess hall in a nissen hut in the camp, not of the interior of the bunker!

  10. Re:Make a great bachelor pad... on Want Your Own Bunker Like WikiLeaks Or Pirate Bay? · · Score: 1

    Just make sure it has room for all your minions AND a shark tank!

  11. Re:Wow on Court Rules Dungeons and Dragons Threatens Prison Security · · Score: 1

    Say, could I borrow your... wait, how exactly did you smuggle that in here?

  12. I can see their point on Court Rules Dungeons and Dragons Threatens Prison Security · · Score: 0

    D&D also encourages violence, the drinking of potions, and the accumulation of weapons and body armor!

  13. Re:Ahh, character assassination on NYTimes On Dealings With Assange · · Score: 1

    Americans slaves were also considered to "smell bad", by the very same people that forced them to work long hours in the hot sun, live in dirty shacks without any plumbing, and have only a single set of clothes to wear! To say nothing of denying them access to decent soap and perfume.

  14. Re:Based on the Cover..... on NYTimes On Dealings With Assange · · Score: 1

    Not really... I hear James Bond smells like Octopussy...

  15. Re:let's call a spade a spade! on Want Your Own Bunker Like WikiLeaks Or Pirate Bay? · · Score: 1

    Can I build a house for my mum up top?

  16. Re:Location, location, location on Want Your Own Bunker Like WikiLeaks Or Pirate Bay? · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if you ever get lonely, there are lots and lots of nearby sheep!

  17. Re:Make a great bachelor pad... on Want Your Own Bunker Like WikiLeaks Or Pirate Bay? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Speaking of screams, nobody will be able to hear hers when she's "several metres under the rolling hills of Scotland". Sounds like the perfect place for an S&M dungeon... whether or not it's consensual is up to you!

  18. Re:Gaming won't solve anything on How Gaming Can Save the World · · Score: 1

    I've said basically the same thing myself, "All wars are ultimately about economics". As did Pink Floyd: "With... without... and who'll deny, that's what the fighting's really all about?" Furthermore, I predict the new wars of this century will be fought over water, e.g. between the downstream people on a major river and the upstream people.

  19. I'd like to teach the world to sing... on How Gaming Can Save the World · · Score: 1

    So if we can just get all the Israelis and Palestinians to start fragging each other in WoW, they'll suddenly start getting along? Yeah, I've never seen ANYBODY get pissed off at someone else in a MMORPG!

  20. Re:Maleware issues? on Google Censors "Piracy Terms" From Instant Search · · Score: 1

    In my experience, Maleware issues are nowhere near as big a problem as Femaleware issues!

  21. It's true! on Google Censors "Piracy Terms" From Instant Search · · Score: 1

    I just googled "shiver me timbers!" and got zero results!

  22. Who's really to blame? on Xbox Live Labels Autistic Boy "Cheater" · · Score: 1

    If you even CAN cheat to get achievement, shouldn't that be considered a bug in the server software? I'm assuming he didn't modify the code running on his console. By definition, an "exploit" is simply taking advantage of a mistake made by the software developers. Fix the bugs, and let him re-earn his achievements!

  23. Lego Czar on Aerospace Engineer Named Lego Czar · · Score: 1

    How convenient; they can build the Potemkin Village for him to ride past out of Legos!

  24. Old news on Dubai’s World of Islands Is Sinking Into the Sea · · Score: 1

    Matthew 7:26 & 7:27

  25. Re:Thanks to Unix on Inventors of Unix Win Japan Prize · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They've also given awards to Vint Cerf and Tim Berners-Lee... I think you've hit on a hidden motivation here, they're giving out awards to the most important people involved in enabling the streaming of porn to one's own home! I'll put money on Al Gore getting the next award, after all, he was instrumental in the creation of the internet!