I've got a better idea. Every year, let's mutually agree on an amount, say $20. I'll mail you a check for $20, and you mail me a check for $20, then we can both go out and buy exactly what we want!
Correlation may not prove causation, but the first question I will be asking attractive young ladies from now on is definitely going to be, "So, how many text messages do you send every week?"
Yes, Star Trek brought to us a vision of the future wherein no matter where one roams in the universe, 1) Everybody looks human, 2) Everybody speaks perfect English, despite never having been contacted before by humans, and 3) Sex with alien species is considered perfectly natural. All I can say is... Ewwwwwwwww!
But us computer professionals know there is a very big difference between an empty case and a computer running Vista: the empty case is far more secure!
why is this on slashdot? Because it's a great jumping off point for stupid one-liners like "How could Steve use any service where he is confined to only throwing around 140 chars?"
Actually, Apple used to charge $100 dollars more for the black MacBook that was in every other way identical to the white one, and even Dell charges more for colored notebooks. Obviously pricing is based on whatever the customer is willing to pay, not on any rational calculation of value.
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But it would be really, really pretty when it caught fire!
I an Engineer, and I propose that supermodels be required by law to date Engineers... that doesn't mean it's going to happen!
I've got a better idea. Every year, let's mutually agree on an amount, say $20. I'll mail you a check for $20, and you mail me a check for $20, then we can both go out and buy exactly what we want!
Yes, if you are really in a hurry to have grandchildren!
Alcohol and drugs... helping nerds get laid since 1969!
Correlation may not prove causation, but the first question I will be asking attractive young ladies from now on is definitely going to be, "So, how many text messages do you send every week?"
Well there's 3 minutes we'll never get back.
And the worst thing is, that 3 minutes includes 2 minutes of begging and pleading with his lady to put out...
Mmm.... Chicken Soup for the Kia Soul!
Yes, Star Trek brought to us a vision of the future wherein no matter where one roams in the universe, 1) Everybody looks human, 2) Everybody speaks perfect English, despite never having been contacted before by humans, and 3) Sex with alien species is considered perfectly natural. All I can say is... Ewwwwwwwww!
But us computer professionals know there is a very big difference between an empty case and a computer running Vista: the empty case is far more secure!
why is this on slashdot? Because it's a great jumping off point for stupid one-liners like "How could Steve use any service where he is confined to only throwing around 140 chars?"
I hear his wife complains that she gets over-anal-ized too...
Is the number one tech loser the guy that can't spell "Business" in a URL?
...The rumors that my twitter ID is "SweatyMonkeyBoy69", said Ballmer.
Note to self: that 16-year old blond model you've been flirting with online could actually be Steve Ballmer!
How many tweets has he sent out containing just the word "Developers!"???
The nice priest just baptized them... wait a minute, I don't think that was _water_!
Actually, Apple used to charge $100 dollars more for the black MacBook that was in every other way identical to the white one, and even Dell charges more for colored notebooks. Obviously pricing is based on whatever the customer is willing to pay, not on any rational calculation of value.
And of course Lynx users are all living in a cabin in the woods, so they don't need a car loan in the first place!
Cops always have the best porn!
For parents whose kids keep hiding the parent's stash from them!
"As the crow flies"?
I always thought it was an abbreviation of Game Overall Director...
Or...
^ My eyes are up THERE!
At last there is hope for those of us that have problems finding the hole in the dark!