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Sex Drugs and Texting

statesman writes "The Associated Press reports that teens who text frequently are three and a half times more likely to have sex. A survey of 4,200 public high school students in the Cleveland area found that one in five students sent more than 120 text messages a day or spent more than 3 hours a day on Facebook. Students in this group were much more likely to have sex. Alcohol and drug use also correlate with frequent texting and heavy Facebook use."

287 comments

  1. Makes sense by Pojut · · Score: 1

    You gotta contact your dealer/homeless guy buying your beer/friends parent somehow, right?

    1. Re:Makes sense by fractoid · · Score: 1

      People with lots of friends are more likely to attend social events where they can have sex, drink and take drugs.

      People with lots of friends send lots of texts.

      Simple.

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  2. Shocking... by Akido37 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Popular people with more friends, who go to parties involving alcohol and drugs are more likely to have sex?

    Who knew?

    1. Re:Shocking... by RsG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Seriously. "Promiscuity linked to sociability among teenagers, news at 11!"

      The only thing different about this and the circumstances that were true when I went through high school is the tech angle. Predictably, this will appeal to the Luddite crowd, which means depressingly it probably will make the news.

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    2. Re:Shocking... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      After watching a few episodes of Skins, it's obvious kids of today are out of control. Taking away their mobile phones should fix that right up.

    3. Re:Shocking... by autocracy · · Score: 1

      The article is from the AP. It did make the news.

      Also, at least one local TV news station here in Maine aired this report last night. I posted a comment much like yours in reply to a friend who pointed this out on Facebook. I'm certain there will be no shortage of folks who don't bother to make that one-step-removed connection.

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    4. Re:Shocking... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Kids today are out of control" has been a popular adage ever since there have been kids. It isn't any truer today than it was thousands of years ago - it just means your views are getting more conservative. And kids with cell phones is a relatively new phenomenon. Do you actually think kids totally behaved themselves 10 years ago becasue they didn't have phones? Cell phones have nothing to do with it. I never had a cell phone as a child and I guarantee you it never stopped me from getting into trouble.

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    5. Re:Shocking... by RsG · · Score: 1

      The article is from the AP. It did make the news.

      Yeah, I coulda made that clearer. Since I made the sarcastic "news at 11" remark at the beginning, I thought it would be more obvious that I meant "make the major network news" at the end.

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    6. Re:Shocking... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      After looking at the federal debt, it's obvious the elderly of today have been out of control. Taking away their Social Security and Medicare should fix that right up.

    7. Re:Shocking... by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "I never had a cell phone as a child and I guarantee you it never stopped me from getting into trouble."

      Actually, NOT having a cell phone made it much easier to get away with trouble. Growing up, there were not cameras EVERYWHERE, so you wouldn't get caught sucking on the skull bong, nor did you risk getting nekkid pics set up where everyone could see them.

      And if you were late coming in at night...you had the excuse that you couldn't get near a phone when the car "broke down".

      Yep...in many ways, low tech made for a better life for a teen as far as getting away with trouble goes.

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    8. Re:Shocking... by chrb · · Score: 1

      After watching a few episodes of Skins, it's obvious kids of today are out of control. Taking away their mobile phones should fix that right up.

      You forgot the </sarcasm> tag. I hope.

    9. Re:Shocking... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      I thought the joke (judging based on a fictional TV show) was obvious enough, apparently not.

    10. Re:Shocking... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      It shows that sex and drug use are now the activities of the most popular of the crowd, the trendsetters that everyone looks up to. When I was in high school, the weird kids were the ones smoking, drinking, and having sex the earliest. Sure, the 'cool kids' and jocks caught on later, in junior and senior year, but the only 14 year-olds having sex (that I know of) in my high school were the antisocial goths and Nine Inch Nails fans.

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    11. Re:Shocking... by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      Mister Whirly? Does that mean you were on the receiving end of trouble as Mister Swirly? ;)

    12. Re:Shocking... by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I was a kid, trouble was everywhere, and the cops were busy.

      Get offa my bunk.

    13. Re:Shocking... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I thought the joke (judging based on a fictional TV show) was obvious enough, apparently not.

      Damnit, Slashdot needs smileys. It really does...

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    14. Re:Shocking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In other news, hermits, agoraphobes, and other people with shy demeanor are less promiscuous than normal people.

    15. Re:Shocking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of jwz's "Groupware Bad" article, wherein he details how normal people want personal software that helps them get laid. Seems quite relevant here. The money shot:

      "How will this software get my users laid" should be on the minds of anyone writing social software

      Side note: fuck slashcode. I want my goddamn copy/paste back in Chrome.

    16. Re:Shocking... by Unkyjar · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know what you're talking about...sex and drugs/alcohol have always been the activities of the popular crowd.

    17. Re:Shocking... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I've been texting since my first modem in 1988. First BBSes then Usenet then facebook.

      And still haven't got laid. (much).

      I call shenanigans on this study. Or to borrow a well-worn phrase: "Correlation is not causation." These teens would probably have lots of sex even if they stopped texting.

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    18. Re:Shocking... by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You sound like you are around my age with your cultural references & I assure you, the rest of us were having fun too, we just tended to keep our mouths shut about it.

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    19. Re:Shocking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually that is an excellent idea, the youth of today should demand that we refuse to pay for their wars and demand we pay it off with their SS and Medicare benefits.

    20. Re:Shocking... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Which really has nothing to do with being a teenager. Anyone can be caught with the assistance of cameras. Now all that's left to do is install security cameras in every home (anyone who objects is obviously a criminal) and anyone who removes them will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. That'll get rid of those criminals!

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    21. Re:Shocking... by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      Obligatory mention: correlation doesn't mean causation. My dad grew up in the 60s and got in plenty of trouble without Facebook and mobile phones.

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    22. Re:Shocking... by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      exactly. And even if there was causation - why the hell in this direction? I think it's more "if you have more sex, you have more reasons to texting" (between sexual activities)

    23. Re:Shocking... by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      Before testing became mainstream, a booty call was literally a phone call whether mobile or not. So maybe it's become an umbrella term and we need to get more specific: booty texting.

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    24. Re:Shocking... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Seconded. Heck, posting to slashdot counts as texting, and taking in account some posters history, mine included, we should have interviews in Playboy, and yet, here we are.

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  3. Gateway drugs by sholsinger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cell phones and social networks are gateway drugs!

    1. Re:Gateway drugs by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously. Back in my day we just did drugs, no cell phones or social networks needed.

    2. Re:Gateway drugs by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Back in my day we just did drugs

      Back in my day, the drugs did us.

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    3. Re:Gateway drugs by swb · · Score: 1

      I thought drugs were the social network.

    4. Re:Gateway drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's also how it worked in Soviet Russia.

  4. So let me get this straight. by Umuri · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kids who have a social life are more likely to do social activities than their non-social peers?

    Shocking!

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    1. Re:So let me get this straight. by LoSt180 · · Score: 1

      Amazing! I'm sure the obvious fact that social kids have more to say, and thus text more, won't stop some overzealous parents from panicking at this news report and taking away the cell phone of their social awkward kid who probably wasn't getting any anyway.

  5. Boy by blai · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have got to learn how to text.

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    1. Re:Boy by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      I learned when I went back to college at 38. Made a big difference in picking up the college girls who were attracted to the mature persona I wore.

  6. Causality by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think sex, alchohol, and narcotics are the gateway drugs to texting.

  7. Surveying that in Cleveland... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is like surveying how many people in prison have had gay sex.

    Also, correlation != causation.

  8. Of Course by Murdoch5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well when you consider most facebook lovers are women and most over texter's are women, it would make sense that women just want sex!

    1. Re:Of Course by chrb · · Score: 2, Funny

      it would make sense that women just want sex!

      Stephen Fry?

    2. Re:Of Course by Kosi · · Score: 1

      Really? When I want to have sex with a woman, she's always too busy for meeting me. Thanks to the article, I know now, that they are doing stuff on facebook or texting with a girlfriend. Hm, maybe I should start doing drugs.

    3. Re:Of Course by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Come over to Sofia, BG any time you feel like sharing a blunt - oh, and welcome to the club.

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  9. In other news by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Teens who have a lot of friends to text with also have a lot of friends to party with.

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    1. Re:In other news by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      On the contrary they might be getting sex, just not from where they promised to.

  10. Gateway Drugs! by sholsinger · · Score: 1

    Don't let your kids near cell phones or social networks! They're gateway drugs!

  11. Teen leaves mother's basement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    loses virginity. News at 11.

  12. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? Who thought that people with nothing to do would turn to sex and drugs. Go figure.

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by Americano · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, because sex is just the worst possible thing you could ever do with your time.

      I know every time I finish, I remark to my lady, "Well there's 3 minutes we'll never get back. Think of the bugs we could have fixed in open source software instead of this shameful, disgusting, awful, nasty thing we just did."

    2. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because sex is just the worst possible thing you could ever do with your time.

      I know every time I finish, I remark to my lady, "Well there's 3 minutes we'll never get back. Think of the bugs we could have fixed in open source software instead of this shameful, disgusting, awful, nasty thing we just did."


      Can't tell if this is sarcastic or not... this is Slashdot after all.

    3. Re:Anonymous Coward by Americano · · Score: 1

      Don't make it sound like you haven't done the exact same thing, Mr. AC.

    4. Re:Anonymous Coward by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I know every time I finish, I remark to my lady, "Well there's 3 minutes we'll never get back. "

      Only 3 minutes???

      I mean, ok...that's just fine for a quickie..but I hope this isn't the normal length of time you spend boinking her....otherwise, she's liable to find someone with a bit more stamina.

      I mean, I usually make a deal with my women, that all times are theirs except the mornings. Other than mornings, I spend the time she needs...but in the mornings, when I wake up, it is all about me...bang, zap done...then, get up and get ready for work. But other than that....she definitely gets (and needs) more that a quick 3 min bang.

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    5. Re:Anonymous Coward by Americano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like to minimize the time spent doing awful things like sex, so I can spend more quality time on things like open source projects on github and submitting kernel patches.

      You're free to do what you want with your time, just don't ask me to join you in your walled garden of sex and wasted time.

    6. Re:Anonymous Coward by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You know, the more I read your posts, the more I lose the ability to picture you as anything but Charlie Sheen's character in Two and a Half Men...

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    7. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 minutes is a LOT. My wife only gets 20 seconds of thrashing, then she can get back to knitting or watching whatever TV show was on.

    8. Re:Anonymous Coward by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "You know, the more I read your posts, the more I lose the ability to picture you as anything but Charlie Sheen's character in Two and a Half Men..."

      Thank you! I take that as a compliment...I just wish I had that much money, but I'm working on it.

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    9. Re:Anonymous Coward by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It's pretty hard not to take it as a compliment, for better or worse :P

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    10. Re:Anonymous Coward by Inda · · Score: 1

      You do twice in succession?

      Fair play to you geezer!

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    11. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the next morning your lady could tell you after throwing up," I know 18 more years and likely longer of your life that you'll never get back" Think of all the bugs you could of fixed in that time.

    12. Re:Anonymous Coward by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well there's 3 minutes we'll never get back.

      And the worst thing is, that 3 minutes includes 2 minutes of begging and pleading with his lady to put out...

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    13. Re:Anonymous Coward by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      includes 2 minutes of begging and pleading with his lady to put out...

      I thought that was called foreplay

    14. Re:Anonymous Coward by Americano · · Score: 1

      Realistically, it's more like 1 minute of begging, then 1 minute to commit all my code changes so I don't lose them, and put my computer to sleep properly, then I'm ready to get down.

      Can't be too careful when you step away from the computer for a few minutes.

      And you might be surprised at how horny proper version control makes a lady. All she cares about is moaning "Oh god, just finish, please."

    15. Re:Anonymous Coward by mjwx · · Score: 1

      And the worst thing is, that 3 minutes includes 2 minutes of begging and pleading with his lady to put out...

      He's optimised the process but it still takes forever to load.

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  13. So that is the secret? by flogger · · Score: 1

    If I want to get laid, my chances are better if I surf facebook while texting.

    If I would have known this 30 years ago when I was in high school, I would have been unstoppable...oh wait.

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    1. Re:So that is the secret? by ffreeloader · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, that accounts for your choice of user name.... ;)

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  14. It's a trap! by PARENA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm, which mobile provider has sponsored this study? :)

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  15. thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so people who interact with people a lot tend to interact with people.... a lot

  16. Being social - having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can this possibly be news? People who talk to other people more also have sex more.

  17. But.... by natewar · · Score: 1

    Just because they correlate doesn't mean that texting causes teens to have more sex and consume alcohol and drugs. Perhaps the ones in the social scene just text more.

  18. So... by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

    So socializing leads to sex -- who knew?

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    1. Re:So... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you are really in a hurry to have grandchildren!

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  19. Wow. by moogied · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So basically teens who are more socially engaged are more likely to perform acts that require a second person? Shocking. Really shocking.

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    1. Re:Wow. by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

      "perform acts"

      ...giggle...

  20. Of course by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    When ever I text of use facebook I just want to have sex. (Of course not really)

  21. This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who are more socially active(by modern norms) are more likely to engage in social activities. More at 11.

  22. Well, duh. by RsG · · Score: 1

    Does it really surprise anyone that you can link sociability to promiscuity? Especially in teenagers? Pretty much the only difference between this and the circumstances that were true when I went through high school is the tech angle. Which will, of course, result in much hand-wringing among Luddites.

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  23. This just in by geekoid · · Score: 1

    social kids are more like to conduct social activities. I'm shocked I say, simply shocked.

    Of course the real point of the article is that kids without supervision take risky behaviors.

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  24. NEWSFLASH!!!! by sureshot007 · · Score: 1

    Kids with friends party and have sex!

  25. So that's the secret.... by flogger · · Score: 1

    If I want to get laid, I should spend hours on facebook while texting...

    If I knew this 30 years ago while I was in high school, I would have been unstoppable...Oh wait.

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    1. Re:So that's the secret.... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      It actually (not even kidding) worked for me ;).

  26. Surprise! by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

    People who are social might be having more sex! Movie at 11!

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  27. Heh by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 1

    Now some guy is going to ban their kids from texting and internet because god forbid it might cause them to have sex. Correlation and causation are the same thing right? Hint: No. People who send 100 text messages a day are just hyper social. No wonder they end up socializing in someone else's bed a bit sooner than kids that don't feel the need to tell others what they feel, think or do 100 times a day.

    1. Re:Heh by Americano · · Score: 1

      Correlation and causation are the same thing right? Hint: No.

      Good thing nobody has suggested that they are, then, right? I mean, you DID read the article before you trotted out this mindless slashdot meme, right? Second paragraph starts with:

      The study's authors aren't suggesting that "hyper-texting" leads to sex, drinking or drugs, but say it's startling to see an apparent link between excessive messaging and that kind of risky behavior.

      In other words, they're quite clear about saying that it's a *correlation,* not a *causative* relationship.

    2. Re:Heh by compro01 · · Score: 1

      And when this hits the 6pm news (or some city counsel or state legislature), you can be sure that sentence will somehow get overlooked.

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    3. Re:Heh by Americano · · Score: 1

      But I'm sure those same legislatures will all be reading the karma-whoring comments on slashdot pointing out that they've overlooked what the authors have told them already...

    4. Re:Heh by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      No wonder they end up socializing in someone else's bed a bit sooner than kids that don't feel the need to tell others what they feel, think or do 100 times a day.

      Despite you're correct opinion, you still manage to spin talking to people, albeit on the phone, as a selfish and bad thing. Why? Why is socializing some sort of information pollution that affects you? Conversations aren't telling people how you feel 100 times a day and thats a jaded view to have despite your admittance that these people will get to experience more of life than someone who remains chaste to social interaction and fun

  28. Amazing by Posting=!Working · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You mean the popular kids who talk to the most people have more sex than antisocial loners? Wow. Money well spent on research.

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    1. Re:Amazing by geekoid · · Score: 1

      exactly why I have banned my daughter from all human contact. I built that tower for her, and Damn it, she will stay in that tower until college. Then, it's the basement.

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  29. Yep, this confirms it... by Seriousity · · Score: 1

    Facebook is a gateway drug.

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  30. Farmville by Irick · · Score: 1

    It's a hydroponic's gateway drug.

  31. News Flash by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    Popular teens more likely to get laid, take drugs. More at eleven.

  32. In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    teens who socialize more, have more friends!!!

  33. 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah :) first post. I'm 3x more likely to have sex than you guys. Nah. I send 360 messages a day ;)

  34. Evolution complete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So in other words texting inclination correlates with higher chance of reproducing. Sounds like they found the missing link.

  35. I hope this also works with adults by evolvearth · · Score: 1

    If this can be generalized to adults, then I am going to break a world texting record!

  36. Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd imagine that both hyper-texting and sex would correlate strongly with type-A personalities. And anyone texting that often is likely to be very extroverted. I'd also bet that the drug use in this group is as much about fitting in with a group of peers as it is about any pre-disposition towards substance use. Plus, it's Cleveland, so what else is there to do when you're hanging out with friends?

  37. Its as I suspected by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

    Cell phones will cause the downfall of society.

  38. NEWSFLASH!!!! by sureshot007 · · Score: 1

    Kids that have friends party and have sex!

  39. In other news by DevConcepts · · Score: 1

    Married men who spend 3 hours or more on Facebook don't get any sex.

  40. It's a trap! by PARENA · · Score: 1

    I wonder which mobile provider sponsored this study. :)

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  41. Social kids do social things.... news at 11 by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean wow. Kids who are more social are more likely to interact with other kids, by doing things like drink, drugs, sex, and rock and roll....

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  42. Breaking news! by Nailer235 · · Score: 1

    Teens that are more social are more likely to be engaged in social activities!

  43. New boogeyman for a new generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least now video games can take a break from being the whipping boy.

  44. Sex and texting by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It's neither possible nor interesting to do anything else when completely wasted. And whose leg is that anyway".

    side note: increasing irritation with the dichotomy between alcohol and (other) drugs.

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    1. Re:Sex and texting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Agreed, Alcohol is much worse than other drugs.

    2. Re:Sex and texting by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
      Peter: Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

  45. Correlation vs. Causation by embolalia · · Score: 1

    Yet another study that means nothing. The obvious answer is that the more social people are more likely to have sex/smoke/drink, and also happen to be more likely to text and use Facebook.

    1. Re:Correlation vs. Causation by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the major media and most politicians seem to have forgotten this very, VERY basic concept.
      Correlation != Causation.
      If you don't get that, you don't know shit, and have no business telling people what.

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  46. Will it work for me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it work for me?

    *starts texting everyone he knows*

  47. amazing! by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

    Now how about a study that shows people who are too busy to txt are alone, doing whatever the opposite of sex is?

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  48. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BRB, updating FB status to single.

  49. Makes sense. by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

    The kids who don't socialize obviously aren't making leaps and bounds in the sex department.

  50. No shit, sherlock by koreaman · · Score: 1

    Popular people (e.g. those with lots of friends to talk to via text messaging) have more sex? I never could have guessed.

  51. But we know this already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correlating what we've always known - popular kids go to more parties and have more sex. Nice to see some research backing up that piece of common knowledge.

  52. got it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am switching from /. to texting, now.

  53. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    teens who socialize the most, have more friends!!!

  54. omg by bittles · · Score: 1

    Everybody, stop the presses! The more social kids are getting laid!

  55. Next up for California by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    Next up for California to ban, texting for anyone below 18. I can't wait to see the supreme court case.

  56. Um, Duh? by Revotron · · Score: 1

    Breaking news! Trendy social teenagers more likely to engage in sexual intercourse with peers! Film at 11.

    1. Re:Um, Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might not want to be caught with a copy of that one.

  57. To Be Young Again by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

    Ah, to be young again ... and have a cell phone with a text plan ... sure, I'd still strike out but people who see me texting would think I was 3.5 times more likely to be getting some.

    1. Re:To Be Young Again by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Funny

      but people who see me texting would think I was 3.5 times more likely to be getting some.

      The way I hammer terminal commands into my N900, people must think I fuck like a rabbit.

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  58. Wait... by raving+griff · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...an article that acknowledges that causation != correlation? This is a first.

    1. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, it can't be said for all of the articles that derived from the AP article (I noticed it first on BBC).

  59. Social = Sex by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    News at 11. Humans are social animals. Playing the social game is the best way to get laid. Shocking I tell ya!

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  60. Astounding by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 1

    Popular students go to more parties, where they can booze, blaze, and bang? Groundbreaking. Even more astounding

    On the bright side, the survey found that almost a quarter of students engaged in zero texting (22.5 percent) or social networking (22.2 percent), and that they likewise had better health.

    Unpopular kids don't get the chance to play with the cool kids.

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  61. If only I knew about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would had spend more time on facebook to get laid.

  62. Social by Terwin · · Score: 1

    Wait, are they suggesting that more social teens are more likely to participate in social and peer-pressured activities?
    Say it ain't So!

    What next?
    A study that shows that cars with an engine are more likely to be involved in collisions than those with nothing but weeds growing under the hood?

    1. Re:Social by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      What next?
      A study that shows that cars with an engine are more likely to be involved in collisions than those with nothing but weeds growing under the hood?

      You've clearly never been to a monster truck show.

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  63. Popular kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it really news that popular kids are more likely to have sex and be involved in drugs and alcohol? Don't we all remember this from high school?

  64. That would explain a few things by querist · · Score: 1

    I guess the reverse is true, too, given the number of slashdotters who make it clear that they never use Facebook.

    1. Re:That would explain a few things by vlm · · Score: 1

      I guess the reverse is true, too, given the number of slashdotters who make it clear that they never use Facebook.

      Assuming the cause and effect is sex with high school kids leads to facebook use, its no great surprise that a married guy like me has no use what so ever for facebook.
      Assuming the cause and effect is facebook use leads to sex with high school kids, its no great surprise that a married guy like me has no use what so ever for facebook.
      Either way I'm not interested.

      The weird part is before I deleted my facebook account, all my single guy friends were convinced the best way to get girls was to post constantly, so thats exactly what they did.
      They never seemed to get any, not girls their own age nor the previously mentioned as statistically inevitable high school girls.
      But they insist that facebook is the only way to get dates so they keep wasting time there?
      Hmm ... the market is dead, and I'm not even in the market to begin with, so my motivation to participate is ... uh ... am I supposed to be their wingman or something?

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  65. No shit, sherlock. by koreaman · · Score: 1

    More popular people (e.g. those that have a bunch of friends to send text messages to) have more sex? I never could have guessed.

    Also having a boyfriend or girlfriend is normally a sure sign you'll be sending a lot of texts to that person.

  66. Should've texted more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who knew getting laid would take nothing more than a little texting? I wonder if it has to be to anybody in particular...

  67. Newsflash: Being social leads to sex! by jandrese · · Score: 1

    So the kids that are social and interacting with friends on a constant basis are more sexually active than the antisocial trolls who spurn human contact? I find this finding shocking and counter intuitive. Or, wait, what's the opposite of that? Oh yes, obvious.

    I hate to beat on a dead horse here, but the media that picked up on this story has apparently forgotten that correlation and causation are in fact not the same thing, yet again.

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  68. Doh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's like saying that people who have a social life, have higher chances to have sex..

  69. absolutely shocking by alen · · Score: 1

    i thought all the kids were texting themselves and not teens of the opposite sex. or at most they were discussing books

  70. Um, Duh? by Revotron · · Score: 1

    Breaking news! Trendy social teenagers more likely to engage in sexual intercourse! Film at 11.

  71. Reverse causation by astaines · · Score: 1

    Kids who text all the time and live (sort of) on Facebook or Bebo may well be kids who already have problems. This study is a survey of schoolkids at point in time, and does not provide any data on whether early sex and drugs cause Facebook, Facebook causes early sex and drugs, or, most likely, both reflect existing issues facing the kids. Indeed texting and Facebook are likely better coping strategies than sex and drugs, though perhpas les immediately enjoyable.

    Pass along please, nothing to see here.
     

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    1. Re:Reverse causation by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      What exactly is wrong with Sex and Drugs?

      Those are coping mechanisms, they are enjoyable activities.
      What did you do as a teenager full of hormones and with loads of free time?

    2. Re:Reverse causation by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      dammit left out the not.
      They are not coping mechanisms, just fun things to do.

    3. Re:Reverse causation by compro01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depends on your definition of "drugs".

      Alcohol and marijuana are fine, given some degree of moderation.

      But start talking about stuff like methamphetamines, and I think there's a problem.

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    4. Re:Reverse causation by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Hypocrisy, I say. All drugs have their place and time, some require more thought.

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  72. So.. by theJML · · Score: 1

    The popular kids get more action... Wow. I'm glad they did this study.

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  73. NEWS FLASH! by Crashspeeder · · Score: 1

    Extroverts do more stuff than introverts...AND GET LAID!

  74. Wrong Correlation? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alcohol and drug use also correlate with frequent texting and heavy Facebook use.

    Isn't it really people who text and use Facebook for long periods of time need to drink and use drugs?

  75. What you're saying... by torkus · · Score: 1

    ...is that the popular kids who have someone to txt with are more likely to have sex? Shocker.

    I bet in the 90's kids who used the phone more often were more likely to copulate as well.

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  76. I guess that explains a few things by querist · · Score: 1

    (posted again because it seems the first time didn't work.) I guess the reverse is true too given the number of slashdotters who claim no Facebook use.

  77. So, wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...lemme get this straight - the kids who are more social, or to use another term: outgoing, are more likely to try to be more mature? SHOCK HORROR!

    QUICK, WRAP EVERY KID IN COTTON-WOOL NOW!

  78. We already knew this. by ProppaT · · Score: 1

    Basically, the more social a teen is the more likely it is that they're going to date and have sex. Also, the more social your teen is, the more likely it is that they are going to go to parties with alcohol and drugs.

    What's new here? Stop giving parents new "warning signs" to start worrying and freaking out about. I would be happy that my kid is social, unless it's out of hand, because it generally means they're more well adjusted.

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  79. Old News by augi01 · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    The study concludes that a significant number of teens are very susceptible to peer pressure and also have permissive or absent parents, said Dr. Scott Frank, the study's lead author.

    Duh?

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  80. More Social Activity = More Sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big surprise.

  81. Popular? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably because the folks that spend a bunch of time texting and on Facebook do so because they have many friends to communicate with. It is obvious to me that having many friends and being popular can create the opportunity to have more sex and engage and drug and alcohol use.

  82. Because they're all social... by Venzor · · Score: 1

    Sex, drugs, alcohol, texting, and social networking are all -social- activities (for most teens). It makes sense that the most social amongst teens would be the ones to engage in social activities.

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  83. Too late by tarscher · · Score: 1

    Damn, where was that cellphone when I was young

  84. well... yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other words, social misfit wallflowers don't get laid...? It goes with out saying the most outwordly social people end up partaking in despicable human acts such as sex....

  85. Next thing you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll be saying that heavy Slashdot use has the opposite effect.

  86. Social interaction correlates with sex? Get out! by mrspecialhead · · Score: 1

    The Associated Press reports that teens who talk frequently are three and a half times more likely to have sex. A survey of 4,200 public high school students in the Cleveland area found that one in five students uttered more than 120 sentences a day. Students in this group were much more likely to have sex. Alcohol and drug use also correlate with frequent talking and heavy use of neck movements.

  87. Wish i knew... by mseeger · · Score: 1

    I wish i had known that when i was young.... Would have invented the mobile phone (to do texting) and facebook (to use it) in order to get more sex.

  88. This makes sense. by toastar · · Score: 1

    This one chick I dated always communicated via text, and she was a beast in the sack, This other chick always actually made voice calls and she was a prude.

  89. Well duh by al0ha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Frequent texting and Facebooking are pleasures of their own for many; likely some future study will prove, instead of speculate, that they are addictive as well. Just like sex, drugs and alcohol.

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  90. Shocking by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    Participation in one social activity corresponds with participation in another social activity! This is amazing!

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  91. Not that surprising really by somersault · · Score: 1

    The more effort you put into your social life, the more you will have sex. I really can't be bothered with being sociable right now. Wouldn't object to the sex, but what can you do (legally)?

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  92. No posts yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because the slashdotters seeing this story immediately grabbed their phones to start texting as frequently as possible, in the hope that the correlation stems from causation...

  93. Stop the presses! by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    You mean that popular students with active social lives have more sex and drink/smoke more? Who knew?

    Man, things really have changed a lot in the past 20 years. Back then the #1 way to get chicks was to be a total recluse and shun all contact.

  94. Texting turns kids into Text-itutes? by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

    Maybe... Or maybe it's just because they are the social chatterbox type. And that type is the personality who always has to be in relationships. Bookworms & nerds just don't tend to become textaholics because they don't care as much about having their ear to the grapevine with all 500 of their closest friends.

  95. Should I be the first? by quatin · · Score: 1

    To say correlation does not equate causation?

    Could it possibly be that students who use drugs and have sex are more inclined to use Facebook/Texting and not the other way around? I mean how else do they contact their drug distributors and pimps?

  96. Correlation by supertrinko · · Score: 1

    Sexual activeness correlates with texting and "drug and alchohol" use. And the one they decide to say is more likely to cause it is the texting?

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  97. This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Social people have more sex, do more drugs, and drink more booze...

  98. Both are caused by an active social life by jorghis · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'll be the first to say it: Correlation does not imply causation.

    It should not be surprising that heavy facebook use and texting indicates a more active social life. Teenagers with a more active social life are more likely to be in social situations that could lead to risky social behaviours.

    In all likelyhood both are being caused by having an active social life.

    1. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew there was a good reason to avoid having a social life...

    2. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by jayme0227 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if I had to spend any more time on Facebook or texting I think I'd shoot myself.

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    3. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by Hatta · · Score: 1

      How do you figure? Sex and drugs are the only reason I have a social life at all.

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    4. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by characterZer0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll be the first to say it: Correlation does not imply causation.

      Only in those words. The second line of the article is:

      The study's authors aren't suggesting that "hyper-texting" leads to sex, drinking or drugs, but say it's startling to see an apparent link between excessive messaging and that kind of risky behavior.

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    5. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but it's much easier to convince people that texting is bad and should be banned than to convince them that social life is bad and should be banned. Nerds rule! We need more of us! And since we can't reproduce sexually, our only recourse is to reproduce legally.

    6. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Sounds pretty causal to me. Some say ASCII is harmless, but it just leads to Unicode, and before you know it, an epidemic of unwanted crack babies. Very sad.

      Just say no to text.

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    7. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what are you saying, texting like a maniac and spending hours on Facebook won't get me laid? So I should stop now?

    8. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I'll be the first to say it: Correlation does not imply causation.

      Actually, that's not true. Correlation does imply causation. It doesn't prove causation. It doesn't imply a specific causation, i.e. texting causes drug use; or drug use causes texting; or low IQ causes texting and drug use. But noticing correlations and testing to discover the specific causation is the heart of most modern science.

    9. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only this, but without digging through their research to derive their exact method for measuring this, the test may very well be absolute hogwash.

      Firstly, the method for data collection was via "confidential survey". Surveys on behavioral conduct, regardless of confidentiality, have been shown time and again to be skewed when the person being surveyed is answering questions about themselves, particularly when the behavior in question is paired with negative societal stigma. Granted, the admission of having sex as a teenager bears much less stigma these days than in previous decades, and differs across different socioeconomic demographics, but it is still there.

      Secondly, the article bears no mention of control groups that were used to establish correlation, let alone causation. Did they compare the sex rate of hyper-texters with social circles larger than, say, 25 people with non-texters, and/or light-texters, with a similarly sized social circle and otherwise similar demographic criteria? If not, then it can truly be a case of "statistics can be used to say anything".

      That said, there's nothing that we have access to that indicates that the research wasn't done in an appropriate manner, either. It may very well establish some degree of causality between texting/facebooking and sexuality, though I doubt it. Needless to say, I think this is simply another example of journalism taking a nose-dive into sensationalism.

    10. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by dcollins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I'll be the first to say it: Correlation does not imply causation."

      Cool, I came here looking for the first dummy who was going to say that. It's Slashdot's most popular content-free thing to mindlessly parrot.

      Both the article and even the summary here correctly use the term "correlate" (As in, "Alcohol and drug use also correlate with frequent texting and heavy Facebook use."), so what could you possibly think that you're adding or correcting? As Daniel Dvorkin says, "The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using 'correlation is not causation' as an argument is close to 1."

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    11. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Correlation may not prove causation, but the first question I will be asking attractive young ladies from now on is definitely going to be, "So, how many text messages do you send every week?"

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    12. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Alcohol and drugs... helping nerds get laid since 1969!

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    13. Re:Both are caused by an active social life by Kalewa · · Score: 1
      Except that the author pretty much says exactly the opposite of that.

      “The startling results of this study suggest that when left unchecked texting and other widely popular methods of staying connected can have dangerous health effects on teenagers,” said Frank. “This should be a wake-up call for parents to not only help their children stay safe by not texting and driving, but by discouraging excessive use of the cell phone or social websites in general.”

      That sounds like "if your kids text, they'll start doing drugs!" to me. Which is sad, because usually the original study is well-intentioned, but is misquoted and turned into fearmongering bullshit by the media. In this case, it looks like the author intended for that from the beginning.

  99. I think they have it backwards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh. How about those who are more social are more apt to be drinking and having sex. Facebook and texting aren't causing them to have more sex. Those who like to drink and have sex are just those who actually know how to talk to each other. Geez.

  100. The last quote in the article has it right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To paraphrase. This is a bullshit study.

  101. ..Wait by coniferous · · Score: 1

    Wait, What? You could come up with any number of conclusions from that data.

    Honestly, I interpret it as: overly social teens are more likely to have sex.

    This is sensationalist reporting at it's finest. Totally bullshit.

  102. Stunning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The magic of sociology research: telling us that teens who socialize frequently are more likely to have sex and go to parties.

    If only slashdotters had known that growing up. :(

  103. CecilPL by CecilPL · · Score: 1

    In other news, people who engage in certain social behaviours are more likely to engage in other social behaviours.

  104. Social kids are more likely to party? No way! by jandrese · · Score: 1

    So the results of this study is that kids who are social and use social tools are more likely to party and have sex? Of course this is opposed to the nonsocial kids that are much less likely to do so. I think someone needs to remind the reporters that latched on to this study that correlation and causation are not the same thing. In fact I'm pretty sure this dynamic has existed for a lot longer than Facebook. It could have just as easily been titled:

    Popular kids more likely to have sex, party.

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  105. Well... by orangeyoda · · Score: 1

    Kids with a social life are more likely to have sex, than ones without friends. I want a grant for a bloody obvious survey.

  106. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... in other words, teens who have a social life are more likely to have sex and do drugs. Is this really news?

  107. No suprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So your telling me Kids that are more popular and have more friends are more likely to use drugs and have sex. Wow I'm so suprised. Who would have thought that kids that have more social interaction are more likely to have sex and use drugs? What a stupid study.

  108. Solution by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    Guys, this is great news. Let's all start texting each other and then we'll be three times more likely to get lucky! I love statistics!

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  109. News flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who interact socially get laid more.

  110. Having RTFA.... by mea37 · · Score: 1

    Hopefully I can save someone a bit of trouble:

    Yes, we all know that correlation isn't causation. The authors of the study didn't imply any such thing, and their tentative conclusions run along the lines that a common cause (parenting) could influence both texting and risky behaviors in a parallel manner.

  111. Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not surprising that the anti social can't get some

  112. Remember the /. Mantra by drjoe1e6 · · Score: 1

    Correlation != Causation. Apply twice to Idle articles.

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  113. so 5 mins until.. by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 1

    ... the mighty facebook experiences the /. effect? Im heading over there now and make it my homepage while i still can!

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  114. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being popular leads to social interactions and pressure from peers.........

  115. All the cool kids are doing it... by AndyAndyAndyAndy · · Score: 1

    It's not because of the frequently-texting, or because of the facebook-use. It's what's popular and social. Just so happens, sex, drugs, and attention-whoring are what the cool kids are doing, so of course you'll find one with the other. Trying to correlate those things together in some sort of causal way is an easy (shameless) way to grab parents' attention, but is entirely missing the point.

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  116. That makes sense by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

    Alcohol and drug use also correlate with frequent texting and heavy Facebook use

    I knew no one in their right mind would use facebook.

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    1. Re:That makes sense by vlm · · Score: 1

      Alcohol and drug use also correlate with frequent texting and heavy Facebook use

      I knew no one in their right mind would use facebook.

      The mystifying thing is you'd think it would correlate much stronger with 420chan than facebook. I mean, Mom and Grannie use facebook, you know what I mean?

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    2. Re:That makes sense by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I mean, Mom and Grannie use facebook, you know what I mean?"

      Older women have a much higher labido than young women, and visa-versa for men.

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  117. This just in... by Darkinspiration · · Score: 1

    $Thrend_media_action_newstuff will cause YOUR kid to be delinquent..... And you never did the same thing at your age... EVER These "studies" are getting annoying.

  118. We already knew this. by ProppaT · · Score: 1

    Basically, the more social the teen is the more likely they are to date and have sex. Also, the more social the teen is the more likely they are going to go to parties that have alcohol and drugs.

    We need to stop giving parents new "warning signs" to worry about. Unless their texting is way out of hand, there is nothing to worry about. In fact, the more social our children are, the more likely that they're well adjusted and, in reality, I'd rather have a well adjusted child that has sex (providing that it's safe sex) and/or experimented by drinking a couple beers at a party rather than have a child who is unhappy and/or not well-adjusted.

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  119. Social interaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So kids who are more social tend to have more social experiences and be exposed to more influences? Wow!

  120. Because they're all social... by Venzor · · Score: 1

    Sex, intoxication, texting, and social networking are all -social- activities for students. So it makes sense that a social student would engage in social activities, does it not?

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  121. Texting vs. Hyper-Texting by matthiasvegh · · Score: 1

    The story says Hyper-Texting, yet the title is Texting. I'm confused..

    1. Re:Texting vs. Hyper-Texting by vlm · · Score: 1

      The story says Hyper-Texting, yet the title is Texting. I'm confused..

      They're not texting to get dates, they're using hypertext transfer protocol to access that great dating site at http://127.0.0.1/

      I've heard you can get warez and mp3s there too.

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  122. The Converse? by bellwould · · Score: 1

    Or is it... "teens who are more likely to have sex are three and a half times more likely to text frequently"? I hate these bullshit studies.

  123. != causality by trix_e · · Score: 1

    Looks like a case of fake causality there... more social kids are more likely to text a lot. more social kids are more likely to get it on a lot.

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  124. Newsflash by Rary · · Score: 1

    This just in. Kids with a social life have more sex. Film at 11.

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  125. Stop the presses! by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    You mean that socially adept, popular kids have more sex and drink/smoke more? Who knew?

    Man, it's not like it used to be. See, back 20 years ago, the way to get the chicks was to shun all contact and be completely awkward at all times.

  126. Humans that interact more have more sex by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    Humans that interact more have more sex. Since sex is interaction and relies on successful social queues that can only be learned through interaction, I'm not sure I'm all that impressed by the findings.

    Likewise, if you wanted to cut your kid off from sex, alienating them from their culture would likely do it. Why do you think they invented Dungeons and Dragons??

  127. Why are you doing this to us? by lordmetroid · · Score: 1

    Why are you posting articles about how good other people have it when you know that we on /. will never live to experience these oh so common past times amongst the normal parts of the human population?

    1. Re:Why are you doing this to us? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it, it seems like that's all that's on Slashdot recently. It's sex this and STDs that, what happened to news for nerds?

      As an act of revenge for all this jock news on Slashdot, we should all go on ESPN forums and post about our cool gadget hacks, badass video game skills and how our decades of rigorous education and self-instruction earns us like 15% more than those dumb jocks who were partying and getting laid instead, and gives us massive, powerful brains that are good for...something...

      oh wait...

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  128. Cue.. by kav2k · · Score: 1

    Cue a surge of Facebook traffic in 3.. 2..

    1. Re:Cue.. by Americano · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the awkward texts.

      "So how's it going? I know I never text, but I figured I'd say hello. And um... we should totally have sex."

  129. Reverse causation or confounding by astaines · · Score: 1

    This was a cross-sectional survey of schoolchildren. It tells you nothing about the direction of causation. Maybe using Facebook and texting a lot does indeed cause early sex, drug use and drinking. Maybe kids who use drugs, drink and have sex, use Facebook more to tell others about it,and text a lot to arrange their busy social lives. Most likely, kids who have sex, drink and drugs, have significant major issues in their lives already, and may be using texting and Facebook as alternative (or additional) coping strategies.

    Nothing to see here, pass along please.

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    1. Re:Reverse causation or confounding by Americano · · Score: 1

      may be using texting and Facebook as alternative (or additional) coping strategies.

      Or maybe the kids that are more social are also more likely to:
      1) Get invited to parties where drugs & alcohol are likely to be found;
      2) Meet someone who wants to see them naked;

      Sometimes it really is that simple.

    2. Re:Reverse causation or confounding by vlm · · Score: 1

      Also, kids too poor to have a phone or computer, probably are not getting as much as their rich friends (whom probably have a car, allowance to spend on dates and trendy BS, etc)

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  130. Thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... kids who are heavily social may be more likely to preform a particular social behaviour than kids who are not as social.

    Is this at all surprising? Anyone?

  131. No surprise here... by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

    I would expect that the more popular you and the more friends you have, the more time you'll spend on Facebook and/or texting. Likewise, the larger your social group, the more likely you are to have sex and go to parties with drugs/alcohol.

    I'm sure, though, that this will prompt a huge backlash trying to protect our children from the corrupting evils of technology.

  132. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shocking! Social people engage in social activities more often! News at 11.

  133. And the corrollary by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    News Flash:

    Amish people more likely to be virgins.

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  134. You expected something different? by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 1

    Teens who spend 3 hours plus on Facebook a day and send 120 plus texts a day have more sex than those who don't? You're kidding?

    Who would have ever thought that teens who spend more time maintaining their social relationships than their peers ended up having sex more often than those who didn't?

    Next you'll be shocking us with the revelation that frequent texting is inversely correlated with library card use and Quiz Bowl participation.

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  135. well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people who have a large social circle are more likely to partake in social activities like drinking or sex....

    i wonder if there are any parents out there that will interpret this to mean banning texting will lower sex and drug use.

  136. The key, as usual, is the parents by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

    FTA: "The study concludes that a significant number of teens are very susceptible to peer pressure and also have permissive or absent parents, said Dr. Scott Frank, the study's lead author."

    That's the key there. The same kids who are allowed to text that much and spend that much time on Facebook (3 hours a day? seriously?) probably aren't getting a whole lot of direction from their parents in any other aspect of their lives either. I'm guessing you could correlate high school dropout rates, teen pregnancies, and basically every other negative statistic involving teenagers with this same behavior. The unifying factor in all of it is permissive or absent parents. It seems that once their kids hit puberty, a lot of parents just sort of figure the kids have got their shit together and it's time to move from parent mode to friend mode. Yes, as kids age they need to be let off the leash a little more to live their own lives, but a lot of parents take that way too far and just sort of release the kids into the wild and let them sink or swim entirely on their own once they hit high school (or even middle school!). The result is the kids get the guidance they're missing from their parents from their friends instead, and that's never a good thing.

    1. Re:The key, as usual, is the parents by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Then based on your logic, I guess this means that parenting is getting better over the years.

      http://monitoringthefuture.org/pressreleases/07drugpr.pdf

    2. Re:The key, as usual, is the parents by eln · · Score: 1

      I sure hope so. In aggregate, I think kids are getting better, or at least not getting any worse. I don't buy into the nonsense that the kids these days are terrible and they're all a bunch of drug-addicted losers. Kids these days are by and large doing pretty well. I was simply saying that the subset of kids dealt with in this article (hopefully a very small portion of the overall population) probably have absent or overly permissive parents.

  137. I want some! by Hottie+Parms · · Score: 1

    Can I have some sex drugs? Sounds like Soma or Viagra.

    In other news, Slashdot doesn't use commas in their titles.

  138. Frank Zappa by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

    Sex and Drugs and Texting ... wasn't that a Zappa song?

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  139. Correlation is not causation by ezralanglois · · Score: 1

    An equally bad title would be, kids having sex are more likely to text frequently.

  140. Re:Social kids are more likely to party? No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But then how would we be sure it wasn't reporting done by the Onion?

  141. backwards correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if they're doing lots of texting, or spending lots of time of facebook, they are probably more popular... ie the more popular ones are the ones that are more likely to have sex/drugs/alcohol. Not really sure what the study shows other than that.

  142. Gregarious socializers by toxonix · · Score: 1

    Is it any surprise that facebook addicts and serial SMS abusers are more likely to have sex? That's what socializing is about, really.

  143. Hmmm... Sex, Texting & Drugs... by asylumx · · Score: 1

    (S)ex, (T)exting & (D)rugs = STDs... Go figure?

  144. Wait a sec! by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Teen 1: So, you're tellin me that if I start texting a lot I'll get to have more sex?
    Teen 2: Yep, that's what the article says.
    Teen 1: AWESOME! *begins texting furiously*
    Teen 2: Who are you texting??
    Teen 1: Well, you, of course?
    Teen 2: I'm flattered. Maybe you ought to go text yourself.

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  145. So... by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    If I don't want my kids to be losers, I need to get them cell phones with unlimited texting plans ASAP?

  146. Remember kids... by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    ...if she texts, she sexts.

  147. website by tris203 · · Score: 1

    please note, the link to increase was the social networking site facebook. i wonder if the link also applies to adult friend finder. i would suggest not.

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  148. What about R&R? by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

    Let me guess... it correlates with listening to Lady Gaga instead of Iron Maiden or ACDC.

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  149. Not quite.. by wanax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Teenagers who have a social life that is driven by peer validation, rather than, say, quality of social interaction or deep interest in a certain activity, are more likely to have sex and/or engage in risk taking behaviors in an attempt to impress those peers. I remember when I was growing up, parents were being warned about teenagers spending more than an hour a night on the phone being the cause of all types of 'naughty' 'nefarious' activity. In previous decades it was probably the kids who went to outdoor concerts, or the kids always heading up to a lovers lane or old quarry to drink. In the Victorian era these people were called dandies. The technology is essentially irrelevant, so long as that segment of the population exists, they'll do whatever is 'in thing.'

    A 'social life' is not a one size fits all label. There are very, very few non-social people in the world, which is the main reason solitary confinement drives people nuts--it's that the value each person places on different types of social interaction varies enormously.

    1. Re:Not quite.. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. It has always cracked me up when I have seen people and even worse new articles referring to "a group of loners."

    2. Re:Not quite.. by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      Yeah but regardless, when you are in high school, there is always that nagging part of you that wishes you were "popular" in the getting laid and hanging out with the "cool" kids way. Even if you have fun in other ways, its pretty standard to look at movies and popular kids and wish you were the one having fun (in the Abercrombie sexualized teen way) in high school.

    3. Re:Not quite.. by IICV · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Teenagers who have a social life that is driven by peer validation, rather than, say, quality of social interaction or deep interest in a certain activity, are more likely to have sex and/or engage in risk taking behaviors in an attempt to impress those peers.

      What exactly is wrong with teenagers having sex? I'm entirely unclear as to why this is considered a universally bad thing. Just make sure they know about STDs and how to use condoms, and let them go to town. It won't hurt.

      Letting teenagers drive, on the other hand - that is a bad fucking idea. Way, way more teenagers die or get injured because they suck at driving than because they're having sex.

      It's so weird how badly weighted our society's sense of danger is.

    4. Re:Not quite.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are more likely to have sex and/or engage in risk taking behaviors in an attempt to impress those peers.

      Nubile Jr. High chicks can bounce up and down on my cock all they want...

    5. Re:Not quite.. by dotar · · Score: 1

      Teenagers who have a social life that is driven by peer validation, rather than, say, quality of social interaction or deep interest in a certain activity...

      I'm afraid there isn't a person not living in a remote cave in deepest darkest africa that doesn't lead such a social life. It is impossible to have a social life if your activities do not meet with the approval of the people you socialise with. Your validation might come from different activities, but you're kidding yourself if you think you can operate in society without its approval.

    6. Re:Not quite.. by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A big reason for them sucking at driving is a lack of experience. Delaying that might might reduce accidents a bit because they'd be (hopefully) a bit more mature, but they'd still lack the experience. Then again, the more things we keep delaying "until they have more maturity" the longer that maturity takes to come around.

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    7. Re:Not quite.. by wanax · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't sex, it's the risky behavior.

  150. A friendly reminder by billmarrs · · Score: 1

    Correlation does not imply causation.

  151. What? A sensical social survey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny - for once something like this actually tells the statistical truth.

  152. It's time for SCIENCE by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    With a small research grant I could do an experiment where I install a GSM modem on my home server, write and install a random text messaging daemon on the server and on my phone, and see if it improves my chances of copulating with a female. If the result is positive, I would then work towards determining the exact causality by repeating the experiment with a 2.4Ghz jammer to simulate the electromagnetic emissions from a highly active cellular connection. Throughout these experiments my current copulation rate with an idle cell phone would act as the control data.

    If my hypotheses are correct this could lead to the development of a "sex beacon" which I would patent but not license out - therefore the only legal way to own one would be to build one yourself (I'll also need some donations to cover the legal defense of this patent). This should work out nicely for all geeks ;)

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    1. Re:It's time for SCIENCE by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Throughout these experiments my current copulation rate with an idle cell phone would act as the control data."

      Interesting eperiment but I think TFA is talking about sex with people.

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    2. Re:It's time for SCIENCE by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      D'oh wording fail *facepalm*

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  153. Damn by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    I consider text messages a ridiculous, overpriced scam of the phone companies and have sent about five of them throughout my entire life. No wonder I'm single.

  154. Why not both? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Build an SMS-to-Slashdot gateway daemon, problem solved...

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  155. Legal vs. non-legal by mangu · · Score: 1

    increasing irritation with the dichotomy between alcohol and (other) drugs.

    Then vote to have the law changed. If marijuana were sold like lettuce there would be no dichotomy.

    The problem of illegal drugs is no only the harm done to the user, the problem is that buying them finances crime. You have never seen a brewer gunning down people at the Al-Anon, have you?

    1. Re:Legal vs. non-legal by catbertscousin · · Score: 2, Funny

      If marijuana were sold like lettuce, we'd have to listen to endless rants in the check-out line on how "organic" marijuana was better because it hadn't been sprayed with pesticides and doused with chemical fertilizers.

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    2. Re:Legal vs. non-legal by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      To be fair, brewers used to gun down people in Chicago.

      http://www.gambino.com/bio/alcapone.htm

    3. Re:Legal vs. non-legal by mangu · · Score: 1

      To be fair, brewers used to gun down people in Chicago.
      http://www.gambino.com/bio/alcapone.htm

      Yep. WHEN BREWERY WAS ILLEGAL.

      I rest my case.

    4. Re:Legal vs. non-legal by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Case rested. I agreed, just trying to fill in your argument for ya.

    5. Re:Legal vs. non-legal by ponchietto · · Score: 1

      And it would be a perfectly valid argument. If you are going to eat it instead of smoking it, pesticides can be dangerous :)

    6. Re:Legal vs. non-legal by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      I was/am posting from Amsterdam...

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    7. Re:Legal vs. non-legal by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

      Is that why my leek and marijuana soup isn't giving me a buzz? I knew I was doing something wrong! Heh.

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  156. Time constraints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are texting so much how do they find time for sex?

  157. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... this explains everything!

  158. Question by Nihn · · Score: 1

    how is this news? teenagers are into sex and drugs....and the sky is blue, grass is green and I have better things to do with my life than care about the normal behavior of today's youth.

  159. Sex Drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a comma in there, bro?

  160. not popular, just needy by r00t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are texting all day long, you're aching for attention. That doesn't mean you are popular. Probably the opposite is true, at least in your own mind. You're begging for attention, for confirmation that others give a damn about you.

    1. Re:not popular, just needy by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      A teenager? Aching for attention? Isn't that their normal state of being? (just kidding)

      Still, I think "pretending" to text and get phone calls all day is more of an indication of an aching for attention.

      But even if I'm wrong, who's to say that most of the popular people aren't popular because they know how to successfully garner positive attention, basking in the warm glow of the envy of their peers.

  161. Woe is my companion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I facebook to forget my miseries

  162. I bet many slashdotters now ... by Technomancer · · Score: 1

    are texting like crazy and their thumbs are getting red and bleeding in the vain attempt to have 3x more chance to have sex. They all forget that 3 * 0 = 0.

  163. wha? more social? by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that read this and didn't go, "duh, popular and social kids get laid", but rather, "addicts of one are addicts of another"? I don't think being more social has anything to do with "over" texting, or drinking, or sex, or 3 hours a day on facebook. Rather, it seems more like attention-seeking teens - get it.

    1. Re:wha? more social? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first thought was: "boredom relief". Addiction to repetitive behavior that takes your mind off of other things.

    2. Re:wha? more social? by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      I don't understand? If you have a lot of friends and connections you talk to a lot of people and probably are confident enough to talk to women at a younger age and boldheaded enough to do things illegal like drugs since your peers are using them. When someone, especially a teen, finds themselves surrounded by a peer group, they will likely do all of these things (sex and drugs). The amount they will text and otherwise communicate with their peers increases with the number of peers they have. Someone without many peers wont talk to as many people and therefore text less and also do less things (because a smaller peer group in high school most likely correlates to a less "popular" and more fringe group).

    3. Re:wha? more social? by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

      I don't think this much of that is true: even popular kids probably only text a handful of folks, and even those less social certainly can text and interact plenty with the friends that they do have.

  164. should have been titled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article should have been titled: NEWS FLASH - BORED TEENS ENGAGE IN MORE SEX, TEXTING, DRUGS, VIOLENCE, and ALCOHOL.

    Says the same thing, but in a more accurate manner. After all the study did not determine the correlation of these activities was a result of texting, merely that texting was one of the results in common.

  165. Not needy, just social by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing you don't text very much.

    Seriously, sometimes people communicate because they are social. Aching and begging imply that the person is trying to coerce other people to communicate with them, which I don't think is a particularly reasonable assumption to make. If someone has a large circle of friends and that person keeps in contact with all those friends, and if they use texting as a primary communication tool (it is very convenient, especially in class...) then yes, 120+ text messages a day is pretty damn reasonable.

    Hell, for me a pretty typical text message exchange is 4 or 5 messages. Wouldn't take a lot of that to rack up big numbers.

  166. Jesus Christ... by Burning1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Teenagers who have a social life that is driven by peer validation, rather than, say, quality of social interaction or deep interest in a certain activity, are more likely to have sex and/or engage in risk taking behaviors in an attempt to impress those peers.

    In previous decades it was probably the kids who went to outdoor concerts, or the kids always heading up to a lovers lane or old quarry to drink. In the Victorian era these people were called dandies. The technology is essentially irrelevant, so long as that segment of the population exists, they'll do whatever is 'in thing.'

    The other possibility is that teenagers have sex, drink, and use drugs because they enjoy those activities, just the same way that adults do. Yes, there are risks involved, and yes those activities are dangerous when pursued irresponsibly. That doesn't always mean that they are giving in to peer pressure.

    Teens who chose not to have sex are typically making that choice because of the huge pressure society puts on them. Waiting until you are 18 to have sex is *not* biologically natural.

    1. Re:Jesus Christ... by SnEptUne · · Score: 1

      The only pressure society tends to put on teenagers these days are that they should have sex or be labeled as prude and non-social people. In fact, they (parents included) expect you to have kids when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend just because they think all teenagers are horny idiots who doesn't think of their consequences, which is further from the truth.

      People have the ability to make choice and decision, we as a human may not always make the best decision. But lumping all people up that they will do whatever biological urges they feel isn't doing justice to humanity.

  167. Brett Favre by BigSes · · Score: 1

    Enough said. I wonder what the correlation between sex and Crocs would be?

  168. Surprised they have the time... by Adhemar82 · · Score: 1

    With 120 text messages and 3 hours of Facebook a day, where do they find the time to have sex?

  169. Newsflash: by dotar · · Score: 1

    Engaging in social activities found more likely by those who engage in social activities. Full story at 11.

  170. Send More Research Grant Money! by Zirbert · · Score: 1

    So this study determined that people who are prone to addictive behaviour - yes, 120+ texts per day would count - are prone to addictive behaviour. That’s some good science, right there.

  171. In related news... by ender89 · · Score: 1

    In a series of related studies, it was found that teens who send less than 25 txt messages a day have a one in five chance of an internet porn addiction and that senders of less than 5 txt messages a day have a 300% chance of suffering a severe injury from chronic masturbation in their lifetime.

  172. I know correlation is not causation and all that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but I think I really need to text and facebook more.

  173. I'm always on facebook by Eggbloke · · Score: 0

    I'm on facebook all day (tabbed browsing ftw) bring on the sex.

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