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  1. Re:Like many nerds, you are over analysing on The Real 'Stuff White People Like' · · Score: 1

    The woman is trying to sell herself, so she lists stuff that she thinks make her attractive to others. And yet NONE of them list the skill "Able to tuck both ankles behind my ears!" Go figure...

    Really, the reason nerds often do bad with women is because they overthink it all. STOP. If women were complicated, jocks wouldn't be able to deal with them. Truer words were never spoken. All women are attracted to the bulge in a mans pants -- his wallet!

  2. Wait... on The Real 'Stuff White People Like' · · Score: 1

    I don't like Tom Clancy, Van Halen, or golf... (looks at arm) Hey, I never noticed that pigment before!

  3. Re:Still no UMA on T-Mobile To Begin HTC G2 Preorders · · Score: 1

    That sucks. Of course, I just got a Blackberry and found out you can't use the Browser over WiFi unless you are paying T-Mobile for a data plan... WTF?

  4. Re:Tractor beam? Hardly on Researchers Create Real Tractor Beams · · Score: 1

    Wake me up when I can use this, instead of my own gravitational pull, to bring things within reach of my grasp. Cowboy Neal, is that you?

  5. Re:Profit! on Tractor Beams Come To Life · · Score: 1

    3. Turn tractor beam off/on several times per second for several minutes, while exclaiming "Look, no hands!"
    4. Money shot!

  6. Dupe on Researchers Create Real Tractor Beams · · Score: 1

    Here's your chance to karma whore by copying all the +5 comments from here!

    Until the bacterium reroute the main power conduits through the deflector beam to create an inverse tachyon pulse. Then what?

  7. Re:Still no UMA on T-Mobile To Begin HTC G2 Preorders · · Score: 1

    Does the Google Voice app on Android allow the use of WiFi for voice, or does it route all calls over the 3G network?

  8. Re:medicore on T-Mobile To Begin HTC G2 Preorders · · Score: 1

    unless the faster network speeds mean something to you. personally, 3g is fast enough for 99% of the things i do You obviously do not enjoy watching porn videos while driving... download speed is VERY important for that!

  9. On the bright side on Robots Taught to Deceive · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't this a truly necessary feature for the development of an effective sexbot? Do you really want it to tell you honestly how big you are and how good you are in bed?

  10. Re:Stupid on Rackspace Shuts Down Quran-Burning Church's Sites · · Score: 1

    The First Amendment prevents the government for restricting freedom of speech. It does not prevent a private company from enforcing a contract specifying appropriate use of their service. Nobody complains when griefers get ToS'ed off of WoW for calling people names, why should they care when Neanderthals get ToS'ed off their ISP for insulting people? And yes, saying "Islam is of the Devil" IS an insult, right up there with saying "Catholic Priests like fucking little boys".

  11. Re:Who cares on Big Brother In the School Cafeteria? · · Score: 1

    Right, like teachers with 25-45 kids in their class have time to actually give a shit about what they are eating. My kids teacher made her eat leftover lunch from the lunchbox she forgot to take home the previous day rather then letting her get her new lunch out of her backpack. You really think they give a rat's ass what the kids eat?

  12. Re:Wow, you just named a lot of allergens! on Big Brother In the School Cafeteria? · · Score: 1

    Just because something is an additive, it doesn't mean it's toxic to humans. No, but it usually means that the human body hasn't adjusted through thousands of years of evolution to process that chemical. If it's an additive your ancestors have been eating for the past 10,000 years, it's probably ok (that's why red wine and olive oil are actually beneficial to people of Mediterranean descent.) But if it is a new compound human bodies have never seen before, their bodies are going to have a difficult time processing it, even though if you give it to them continuously over a long period of time, their bodies will usually adjust to it.

  13. Way to overreact! on Big Brother In the School Cafeteria? · · Score: 1

    The PIN number is for an account which is billed for their food. It's not to monitor what they eat, it's to monitor that they have actually payed for what they eat!

  14. Re:People want to pirate Bollywood films? on Film Industry Hires Cyber Hitmen To Take Down Pirates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know! Why go through the trouble of downloading all that data, when you can buy bootleg DVDs on any street corner for just a few rupees?

  15. Re:Er, on Film Industry Hires Cyber Hitmen To Take Down Pirates · · Score: 1

    You never exceeded the speed limit on an empty road? I don't consider it to be really speeding unless you're going at least twice the posted limit.

  16. Re:I call bullshit on Anti-Product Placement For Negative Branding · · Score: 1

    Did the public outcry about Grand Theft Auto drive total sales down or up? I rest my case.

  17. I call bullshit on Anti-Product Placement For Negative Branding · · Score: 1, Insightful

    First rule of PR: There is no such thing as bad publicity. No PR hack worth his MBA would deliberately generate publicity for a competitor's product.

  18. Re:I want to bone snookie on Anti-Product Placement For Negative Branding · · Score: 1

    You really need to get out of your mom's basement more often!

  19. Re:Pardon me, but... on Lo-Fi Phones and the Future · · Score: 1

    Sounds like somebody's been reading a little too much of The Register lately.

  20. Re:Little Late on Narcissists, Insecure People Flock To Facebook · · Score: 1

    dotslash? Is that a new website I should join, or are you just dyslexic?

  21. Re:It's live now, and on Google Instant Announced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Who knows what evil lurks in the hears of men? The Google knows!"

  22. Re:If all you've got to survey is ... on Narcissists, Insecure People Flock To Facebook · · Score: 3, Funny

    there's probably an even larger group of users who are grandchildren. Grandchildren who, when trolling for sex on facebook, should probably remember that they have friended their grandparents... (And yes, studies confirm that 100% of facebook users are grandchildren of someone.)

  23. Re:dont forget living in the past on Narcissists, Insecure People Flock To Facebook · · Score: 1

    I smell a new study coming out: "Facebook the network of choice for internet stalkers!"

  24. Re:Yes. on Can NetBooks & Tablets Co-Exist? · · Score: 1

    The thing is, most people have no desire whatsoever to actually print from their tablet, at least not until after November, so what Apple provides covers pretty much all of their needs. Plus, Steve Jobs is such a considerate fellow he even provides his own vasoline!

  25. Re:Porn on Researchers Discover Irresistible Dance Moves · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't know about you, but when my wife is getting drilled, she usually sees just my belly button...