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  1. Did we say "bug bounty"? Sorry, we meant to say "big booty"! Join our big booty program, starting today!

  2. Re:Slashvertisement on Pornhub Launches Bug Bounty Program With Rewards Up To $25,000 (techweekeurope.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Know how to use a trojan and not afraid of viruses? Come to pornhub!

  3. Re:Did someone launch a pornhub joejob on April 1? on Pornhub Launches Bug Bounty Program With Rewards Up To $25,000 (techweekeurope.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Sure, that's what you told your wife, anyway... "How did they get my email address?!? I've never even been to that website!" Truth is, they send you one email for each time you visited that day...

  4. Re:In-kind payments on Pornhub Launches Bug Bounty Program With Rewards Up To $25,000 (techweekeurope.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Where you gonna find "on-screen talent" that's willing to sleep with a nerd? There are some things that people won't do for any amount of money!

  5. Who PAYS for porn?!?

  6. My wife looks at my browser history and asks, "Honey, what were you doing on PornHub?"

    "Researching security flaws, of course, my darling!"

  7. Re:Your genes aren't nearly as important... on Scientists Found 74 Genetic Variants Linked To Education Level (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...and who your milkman was!

  8. Re:Intelligence is genetic and heritable, news at on Scientists Found 74 Genetic Variants Linked To Education Level (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Apparently not. My father is orders of magnitude smarted than any of his 7 brothers and sisters, so either A) he got better nutrition or B) there's something Grandma ain't tellin' us about! He's also the youngest, and after he left to join the Navy, they lost the farm, because apparently he was that only one that was doing all the farm work. He doesn't have much contact with his relatives now, as they are all apparently living off Worker's Compensation from faked injuries, unlike those welfare queens that are a disgrace to our society...

  9. Re:is SD fading away though? on Samsung Unveils 256GB MicroSD Card, Highest Capacity In Its Class (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 0

    My new Samsung Galaxy S7 has a microSD slot (same hole as the SIM card), but now I'm pissed off because I just bought a 128GB card to go in it. I could have had TWICE as much porn on my phone!

  10. IT's a brave new world on French Inquiry Launched After Live Suicide Broadcast On Periscope (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the inevitable result of the selfie generation and their obsession with broadcasting every detail of their life over the internet! Personally, I don't think she actually "threw herself in front of a train", I think she was just too distracted by her periscope feed to notice she was standing in front of a frickin' train!

  11. Damn, I missed it! on French Inquiry Launched After Live Suicide Broadcast On Periscope (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Can I get some more advance notice next time?

  12. Today, many real scientists are saying that's not a lost city, it's a milapa, i.e. an abandoned corn field from 10-15 years ago. Of course, we can't know for sure until somebody actually goes there and investigates on the ground. I admire this kid, but his conjecture is probably incorrect.

  13. Obama's comedy routine absolutely kicked the ass of Wilmore's stuff at the WHCD! If nothing else, Obama has definitely earned the title of "Comedian-in-chief"!!!

  14. Re:Let's collect terrible puns on Obama To Become First US President To Visit Hiroshima Since 1945 Nuclear Attack (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    You have NO IDEA what they have been putting in your sushi!

  15. The emperor's advisers were preparing to put frickin' school girls on the beach with primitive weapons to defend the ruling class... it can be argued that convincing the emperor to surrender by hitting Hiroshima and Nagasaki HARD saved tens of thousands of Japanese lives. At any rate, I think the majority of older Japanese understand why it was done, and have accepted it.

  16. Better make sure the Cherokee don't get the bomb!

  17. Re: Sad to see him pander.... on Obama To Become First US President To Visit Hiroshima Since 1945 Nuclear Attack (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 0

    It is mathematically impossible for Obama to beat Reagan's record for vacation time while in office, no matter how are he tries... but let's not confuse you with facts.

  18. Re:pander to republicans?!?!?!?? on Obama To Become First US President To Visit Hiroshima Since 1945 Nuclear Attack (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Obama invaded fewer countries than Bush... that's something, isn't it?

  19. Re:Smaller government means lower taxes on 'Technology Will Replace the Need For Big Government' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Inflation only punishes those that "have something" if they keep that "something" in currency, rather than precious metals, real estate, stocks, bonds, etc. Anybody wealthy enough to pay for advisers doesn't keep all their investments in their local savings and loan!

  20. Re:Paranoia on 'Technology Will Replace the Need For Big Government' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    That's almost as believable as "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help!"

  21. "Who watches the watchers?" on 'Technology Will Replace the Need For Big Government' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    It's not just the name of a Star Trek episode!

  22. Re:Millennials don't watch enough old sci-fi on 'Technology Will Replace the Need For Big Government' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Who gets to infect the AI with malware that makes it favor their interests above everyone else's? Seriously, all the crap that's on the 'net these days, and you trust SOFTWARE to make decisions for you?

  23. Re:Not that it's not impressive... on Seattle Seventh Grader Wins National Math Bee (ap.org) · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an idiot savant... have you considered teaching your "friend" to play blackjack? He might turn out to be really good at card-counting, a la "Rainman".

  24. Re:And it couldn't have been a kid named.... on Seattle Seventh Grader Wins National Math Bee (ap.org) · · Score: 1

    Tyrone Johnson was too busy playing basketball to compete in the math bee... Billy Bob was busy doing meth. What ethic groups have we missed here?

  25. I'm shocked! on Seattle Seventh Grader Wins National Math Bee (ap.org) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, great way to dispel those stereotypes, Wan!!! Keep it up!