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  1. Holy Crap! on The World's Most Devious Alarm Clock · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could you imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these?

  2. 128 bits is only 16 bytes. on Preview of New Block Cipher · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just have 1000 bytes (~8000 or so bits) as encryption keys?

  3. They'll just increase everyone's bill on Utah Governor Signs Net-Porn Bill · · Score: 1
    .. to pay for the IP blocking devices required for this.

    So, even if you don't subscribe to the filtering service, you'll end up paying for some other bible thumper filtering his kid's surfing.

  4. Re:Astronomy on Wellcome Trust to Require Open-Access Publishing · · Score: 3, Funny

    4000 to publish a paper? Hopefully they put it on nice paper.

  5. Hopefully the author pays thing isn't like sci fi on Wellcome Trust to Require Open-Access Publishing · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Hopefully the author pays thing isn't run like the crooked 'we will publish you' sci fi ripoffs out there.

    I can see the 'published research' model being misused by the drug companies in that all they have to do is spam the repository with studies saying the cigarettes and cellphones aren't that bad for you, drowning out the studies which say otherwise.

  6. Confirmed OpenBSD is dead. on OpenBSD Clashes with Adaptec In Quest for Docs · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When it gets to the point when your developers start flaming hardware developers in public, don't expect much generosity from those vendors in the future. Summary of articles: developer sends a couple of requests to adaptec nothing much happens flaming developer types up a rant with keyboard courage hardware vendor shocked at rudeness of rant. replies saying that firmware needs work. developer does the blockquote rant, and flails arms in the air: Wah! Wah! Wah! Adapted hates us. Summary of real life: Adapted doesn't hate OpenBSD. It takes work to provide a huge technical manual of all your products. And, with firmware changing, the specs for how to interface with that product will change. The articles paint Adaptec as some sort of bad guy, when that isn't the case.

  7. On a similar topic... on Batterylife Activator Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like to tell electrical engineers that Ferrites on the data cable do jack squat. Always good for a laugh.

  8. news for nerds? nope.. stuff that matters? nope on Dutch A.G. Supports Scientology v. Spaink Verdict · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Must be a slow linux day.

  9. Ah.. the "Wolves are gonna get ya" argument.... on U.S. IT Infrastructure Highly Vulnerable · · Score: 3, Funny
    Damn! The Terrarists are gonna take away the interweb!

    Launch all zig!

  10. Re:Nanotechnology & Chinese Threat on Wisconsin Researchers Create Nano-Bio-Circuits · · Score: 1

    I didn't see how that was a troll.

  11. This is your brain... on Wisconsin Researchers Create Nano-Bio-Circuits · · Score: 1

    .. replaced by a beowulf cluster of nano bio circuits. Any questions?

  12. No Whiners License... on BitMover Releases Open Source BitKeeper Client · · Score: 5, Funny

    So.. this doesn't run under WINE then.

  13. If it's stable, it doesn't need to be updatedOften on Debian Leaders: We Need to Release More Often · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can see the need for keeping ahead of security bugs, but to change for change's sake is just silly.

  14. Re:sounds useful, actually on WinOS+QEMU+Knoppix 3.8 = WinKnoppix! · · Score: 1

    I assume you've tried running linux with some command parameters thrown at it. linux vga=1 you can google 'knoppix cheatcodes' or the vga codes.

  15. THis movie sucked. on A Crazy Cambridge Contraption · · Score: 1

    Two thumbs down.

  16. Re:Controll? on Coming Soon: ZigBee Control by PDA · · Score: 1

    Oh, you're going to get modded down for making fun of they way people can't spell...

  17. -1 spelling. on Coming Soon: ZigBee Control by PDA · · Score: -1, Troll

    -1 for spelling. it's 'control'

  18. And then the terrarists get my credit card info... on Militants Planned Attack On Indian Software Firms · · Score: 1, Troll

    Can you say Identity Theft?

  19. Re:Insightful?! lol... Search! on The Repercussions of Blogging · · Score: 1

    I think the mods havent seen Office Space. PC LOAD LETTER? WTF DOES THAT MEAN?

  20. Re:This one's easy on The Repercussions of Blogging · · Score: 5, Funny
    And from a scene at 'Career Day' at the elementary school:

    So, what do you do?

    I'm an engineer at leading Search Engine Company.

    So.. how's your job.

    I'm sorry, but I'm not at liberty to discuss that.

    Is there any subjects people should study if they want to work at Google?

    I cannot confirm nor deny that I work at Google. As for subjects to take, I cannot divulge any technolgy which may or may not be employed in my work.

    Do you like your job?

    Sorry ma'am, don't ask don't tell.

  21. Non Disclosure Agreement..??? on The Repercussions of Blogging · · Score: 1, Funny

    WTF does that mean?

  22. DAMMIT NOW MY BEER IS WARM on Asetek's Extreme CPU Cooler Tested · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought this was supposed to be a cooler.

  23. Certicom is a Canuckistani company... on NSA Announces New Crypto Standards · · Score: 1, Funny
    And now that Soviet Canuckistan is controlling all the NSA computers, I'd like to be the first to say

    'PWNED!!"

  24. All that linux needs to dominate the desktop is... on Linux on the Tipping Point · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Kickass 3d shooter games and support for devices.

  25. I for one think that linux's kernel is too complex on Open Source Advocacy The Right Way · · Score: 1

    .. and that there's too much device dependent stuff in it. When you have a knoppix disk and the 2.6 kernel runs differently on your hardware than the 2.4 kernel then there's a flaw with the design of implementing hardware support in a kernel. I look forward to a GNU HURD livecd.