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Utah Governor Signs Net-Porn Bill

All Names Have Been writes "House bill 260 has been signed into law by Utah's governor. It creates a list of websites that are not 'safe for children' and forces ISPs to block these sites for those who request it. In addition, content providers who host or create content in Utah for profit must now rate their websites or face 3rd degree felony charges. A similar law in Pennsylvania was struck down last year." (See this earlier story, too.)

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  1. gee its ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    to kill babies and murder people who go against the church, but Gof forbid someone see some boobies.

    1. Re:gee its ok by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      LOL! Only if I had mod points.

    2. Re:gee its ok by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The big irony is these people believe God created b00bies..

      Hence if God create b00bies
      and b00bies are bad
      therefore God is bad.

      Oh wait..

    3. Re:gee its ok by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2

      Thank you for hitting it right on the head, but I would have said it a bit more eloquently ;).

    4. Re:gee its ok by digitalgiblet · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'm calling Trollish BS on this one.

      Why is it a religious issue to not want your children to see something like that old slashdot favorite image with "goat" in the name?

      I'm sure there are plenty of athiests with children who would like to protect them from seeing a wide variety of images on the internet. Boobies? Come on. If the internet had nothing more extreme than Playboy Magazine, I seriously doubt you'd have legislation like this.

      Also this does not infringe anyone's first amendment rights, because it is voluntary. If you want to continue to see everything, you do nothing. If you want to block the sites on the list, you have to request that they be blocked.

      To summarize why I reject your logic:

      • This bill is not to protect children from basic images of the human body
      • Assuming that only religious people want to protect their children from graphic images/videos/stories/etc. of extreme acts (many of which are only marginally related to sex) is very unfair to parents who are NOT religious
      • Most mainstream religions are pretty clear in their prohibitions on the issue of killing babies and murdering people
      • Blaming religion for evil acts of people who prefess religious beliefs is the same as blaming science because nuclear weapons can kill lots of people

      Now, unfortunately, comes my reason why this bill won't do much good... It is amazingly easy to set up a new domain name. It is impossible for ANY group to keep an adequate list of sites to block. As soon as owners of a site find it blocked, they can spend about 15 minutes at most to get a new name that ISN'T blocked.

      The best solution I ever heard was from one of the columnists in eWeek (back when it was PCWeek) circa 1996-7. Can't remember which one. His suggestion was a separate domain designator for porn. Something like .xxx

      This way anyone could publish anything, but people who choose to avoid such things could simply block the .xxx domains.

    5. Re:gee its ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't people in Utah allowed to see 16 real b00bies at once? (2x8)

    6. Re:gee its ok by Tassach · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Why is it a religious issue to not want your children to see something like that old slashdot favorite image with "goat" in the name?
      It's my job as a parent to determine what I want my kids to see on the computer. It's not the government's job to make a list of what's not OK for my kids to look at. The government has no Constitutional authority to maintain such a list nor to mandate it's use. The courts have consistantly ruled that this kind of censorship is unconstitutional.

      Personally, I'd rather have my kids see Bob Goatse in all his glory than have them stumble across this poisonous filth accidentially. Somehow I doubt the things I think are offensive will find their way on to the list.

      One flaw with our system of government is that politicians are not punished for intentionally passing legislation they know to be unconstitutional. Politicians who sponsor, vote for, or enact unconstitutional laws should be held criminally liable for their malfeasance.

      Virtually every elected official in the country has sworn an oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States. By willfully violating this oath they should by rights forfeit their office.

      It's my opinon that promoting and lobbying for blatantly unconstituional laws constitutes seditious conspiricy under US law. IMHO The governer of Utah should be arrested, stripped of power, and sent to Federal PMITA prison for 20 years.

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    7. Re:gee its ok by Krystlih · · Score: 1

      One flaw with our system of government is that politicians are not punished for intentionally passing legislation they know to be unconstitutional. Politicians who sponsor, vote for, or enact unconstitutional laws should be held criminally liable for their malfeasance.

      Virtually every elected official in the country has sworn an oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States. By willfully violating this oath they should by rights forfeit their office.

      It's my opinon that promoting and lobbying for blatantly unconstituional laws constitutes seditious conspiricy under US law. IMHO The governer of Utah should be arrested, stripped of power, and sent to Federal PMITA prison for 20 years.


      Wow! I must say your last 3 paragraphs make complete sense to me. Maybe not as harsh as a prison sentance but I think they should be held accountable and depending the severity of it, stripped of power and be told that you can't ever run again. In business executives are held accountable for everything they do, but it does seem that there is this gaping hole in our government. Excellent idea!

    8. Re:gee its ok by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Blaming religion for evil acts of people who prefess religious beliefs is the same as blaming science because nuclear weapons can kill lots of people

      No one died from nukes dropped "in the name of science." Those religious whackjobs act "in the name of God" or "for God's grace" or whatever bullshit they believe. So no, it is not even close to being the same at all.

    9. Re:gee its ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many ISP's are going (to be able) to block certain sites for certain customers? More likely they'll just block everything someone finds offensive. I doubt very much this will end with porn.
      Also, if you don't request to have these sites blocked is that going to open your browsing habits to scrutiny by law enforcement? Several states have different laws on the books about what is and isn't legal to view.
      While it's likely none of this will hold up in the courts that requires an expensive legal fight which is beyond the means of most people.

    10. Re:gee its ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean a "bif" more eloquently.

    11. Re:gee its ok by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I think the punishment is perfectly fine.

      After all, you could easily consider that knowingly trying to pass laws that violate constitutional rights is treason.

    12. Re:gee its ok by arkanes · · Score: 1

      There's been more than a few atrocities in the name "of science. Nazi medical expirimentation comes to mind. The numbers pale in comparison to religious atrocity, though. Further, you have to compare the beliefs and guidelines of the religion. For example, Christianity is a bloody death-cult, and it's hardly suprising that plenty of people have been killed in it's name. On the other hand, hardly anyone has been killed in Buddhist jihads.

    13. Re:gee its ok by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
      It's my job as a parent to determine what I want my kids to see on the computer. It's not the government's job to make a list of what's not OK for my kids to look at.

      Then dont sign up for this voluntary service...

      Personally, I'd rather have my kids see Bob Goatse in all his glory than have them stumble across this poisonous filth accidentially. Somehow I doubt the things I think are offensive will find their way on to the list.

      Then dont sign up for this voluntary service...

      One flaw with our system of government is that politicians are not punished for intentionally passing legislation they know to be unconstitutional.

      how is this any more unconstitutioanl than the rating system on movies?

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    14. Re:gee its ok by Tassach · · Score: 1
      How is this any more unconstitutioanl than the rating system on movies?
      Movie ratings are voluntary and are issued by a private organization, not any branch of the government. If the government were doing it or mandating that it be done, it would be unconstitutional.
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    15. Re:gee its ok by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 1

      The numbers pale in comparison to religious atrocity, though.

      Are abortions science? If so, then I might disagree with you.

      For example, Christianity is a bloody death-cult, and it's hardly suprising that plenty of people have been killed in it's name.

      But if you state that, to be fair, you should state how many truly non-Christian cults pop up "in the name of Christianity" that kill themselves or others. Christianity is about love and forgiveness. All things done in the name of Christianity are not Christian, my friend. Next time you see someone with a Jesus sticker on the back of their minivan racing 20 MPH over the speed limit, remember that. I'd very difficult to be a Christian in this world when people who proclaim Christianity don't act like it.

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    16. Re:gee its ok by xmedar · · Score: 1

      Actually the rationale for experimenting on those people was they they were untermenschen as opposed to Ayran ubermenschen, so it was the warped Nazi ideology of eugenics that led to it, and not a commitment to science.

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    17. Re:gee its ok by arkanes · · Score: 1
      Are abortions science? If so, then I might disagree with you.

      They aren't done *in the name of science*, which is what we're talking about here. If, say, we had baby-farms where we specifcally aborted fetuses for scientific research, then it'd count. Use of fetuses aborted for other reasons doesn't. Priest molesting boys doesn't count against religion, either, unless it's some sort of cult where molestation is an article of worship. You'd be wrong anyway, if you wanted to count numbers.

      But if you state that, to be fair, you should state how many truly non-Christian cults pop up "in the name of Christianity" that kill themselves or others.

      Vanishingly few, actually. Especially since you can't count the various Christian cults that do the same thing.

      Christianity is about love and forgiveness

      Eh. You'd have a hard time proving it on the merits. Read your bible, buddy. Christianity, if categorized without prejudice would be a blood cult. Ritual cannibalism, glorification of death, penitence through suffering. The very core and most important belief of any Christian faith is that Christ died for your sins! Think about what your religion would be like if Christ was born, preached that you were all forgiven now, and then went on his way in peace.

      All things done in the name of Christianity are not Christian, my friend.

      Well. Yes, they are. If you don't act like all the other Christians, maybe it's *you* who isn't the Christian. Defining anyone who does something you don't like as "non-Christian" is a pretty pathetic rhetorical refuge. Driving over the speed limit, by the way, has not a damn thing to do with being a Christian.

    18. Re:gee its ok by millennial · · Score: 1

      I agree about the whole "arresting people who break the public trust by violating the Constitution that they have sworn to uphold" thing... but would they get conjugal visits?

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  2. Hmmmm by MikeXpop · · Score: 5, Funny

    At first, I thought this was horrible.

    But now, I can't wait for that list to leak.

    *Rubs hands together*

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    1. Re:Hmmmm by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just spent like 5 minutes reading through the entire bill looking for any mentions of specific sites... for.. science.

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    2. Re:Hmmmm by Surazal · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first thing I did when reading that article was to look at porn.

      Orrin Hatch, let me say this. You "win". Quotes are included on purpose.

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    3. Re:Hmmmm by jellocat · · Score: 1

      I'm already so excited about the list, I can't even rub my hands together!

    4. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uhhh, Orrin Hatch is NOT the govenor of Utah. He did not put this bill into law.

      Brilliant...

      Does anyone bother to even read posts let alone the articles anymore before making uninformed comments?

      MOD -1 rhetorical... true... but rhetorical...

    5. Re:Hmmmm by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that information be available under the freedom of information act? I bet you could get the list that way...

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    6. Re:Hmmmm by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uhhh, Orrin Hatch is NOT the govenor of Utah. He did not put this bill into law.

      Yeah, but he's still an asshole.

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    7. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because... finding... porn... on the ... internet... is... hard?

    8. Re:Hmmmm by dahamsta · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that information be available under the freedom of information act? I bet you could get the list that way...

      In America? I'm surprised you guys are still allowed to see how Congress votes.

      "Yeah, we won. Honest. Nothing to see here."

    9. Re:Hmmmm by Glock-40SW · · Score: 1

      Somehow I doubt that you were rubbing your hands....

    10. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure you're only rubbing your hands?

    11. Re:Hmmmm by Ynza · · Score: 1

      despite how i hate porn, and how degrateing it is to the female race...its still not fair and is invadeing personal freedoms we hold as americans...plus i bet all oh utah really wants to spend its tax payers money to stop a bunch of perverts from jacking off

  3. Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Bonker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Despite the fact that both states have elected Bushes as governor, we've never done anything quite as pointless and unenforceable as trying to outlaw internet porn.

    Thank you, Utah, for boldy diving head first into the shallow end of the pool to prove how stupid it is for the rest of us.

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    1. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But instead they go against the constitution which is worse by the way. Likewise for the whole congress yesterday.

    2. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, the law just requires that ISPs provide a certain extra, optional functionality.

      I am personally against this form of censorship (but for some reason I was attacked ceaselessly in the last story on this bill), but it's a logical leap to say that they're outlawing anything.

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    3. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by MC68000 · · Score: 1

      But it is not outlawing internet porn! Read the summary again, it says that ISP must provide filtering AT THE CUSTOMERS Request. It's still bad to force every ISP to offer an OPTIONAL service, but this is not banning porn!

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    4. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its Bush's fault!

    5. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by monkeydo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not only that, but the ISP doesn't even have to do the filtering on their end, nor come up with their own list. The list will be provided by the state AG, and the ISP's obligation can be satisfied by providing free client side software. ISP's with more than 7,500 customers cannot charge for the software, but they can raise prices for all customers to offset their costs.

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    6. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't people just get software to block it themselves? It's not like it's that hard, though we are talking about people in Utah. They make the most ignorant of mac users look like a genius.

    7. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by PxM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The point of contention in this case isn't the actual censorship of pornsites but rather the sites that get blacklisted just because they give information about sex. I bet that Wikipedia would be blacklisted since it talks about sex and probably has some sexual images on there. The courts have ruled in the past that teens have a right to access medical information about sex including such "deviant" (remember that this is Utah, Morman capital of the world) topics as homosexuality. Some lists would also ban things like nudity in general including classical paintings and sculptures similar to what Ashcroft did.

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    8. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >The point of contention in this case isn't the actual censorship of pornsites but rather the sites that get blacklisted just because they give information about sex.

      But its optional by the end-user. The person freely decides that the internet connect he is paying for does not recieve that sort of information.

      If he is better or worse for his decision, isn't that up to him? Or are you saying that you know what is best for him?

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    9. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but it's a logical leap to say that they're outlawing anything.

      They are outlawing the ability of an ISP to tell Mrs. Kravitz to find a new fucking internet provider.

    10. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by spagetti_code · · Score: 4, Interesting

      <dons bullet proof vest>
      <dons helmet>
      Actually - I dont think this is a bad law.
      ducks

      I agree with the intent of the sadly not-very-well-known RSACi system whereby sites have ratings and people configure their browser to show sites with ratings they want to see. This permits individuals to make choices for themselves as to the type of content they (and their family) see. It looks like this law simply forces people to rate their sites.

      Further, the law permits you to ask your ISP to block content you deem inappropriate.

      No-one is getting censored here, no content is being blocked if you dont want it.

      Note that as far as I can tell, firefox doesn't support RSACi.

    11. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Thank you, Utah, for boldy diving head first into the shallow end of the pool to prove how stupid it is for the rest of us."

      Eh, it's hard to feel motivated to polish my pitchfork over this one when it's optional.

      I don't have a problem with the V-Chip, for example. Don't like what's on TV? Fine, don't ruin it for me.

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    12. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Necrobruiser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good point. Are they going to blacklist Google Images? It's the biggest free porn site there is.

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    13. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >But its optional by the end-user.

      I'm scratching my head wondering why this is directed to ISP's, and not to the people themselves... people can opt to buy personal internet filtering software like NetNanny; why do the ISP's have to get involved? I'm sure NetNanny programs can import a simple text list of sites to block; what's all the fuss about?

    14. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But it is not outlawing internet porn! Read the summary again, it says that ISP must provide filtering AT THE CUSTOMERS Request. It's still bad to force every ISP to offer an OPTIONAL service, but this is not banning porn!

      i have subscribers in utah. it's not the most lucrative market, but this might change things. i dont really wanna deal with all this crap with filtering and stuff.. so here's what i'm thinking:

      someone from utah calls and asks for filtering.. and i say:

      you bet, we have content filtering. it's 100% effective too. there's no way you'll be able to access any of the sites in the state's official list through our service. we even go one step further to protect your family and loved ones from the "nasty" stuff out there on the internet and added our own list of sites as well. we don't want to take any chances of being responsible for some impressionable youngster getting their hands on material that they shouldn't see.

      other providers charge a monthly fee for this, but we dont. that's just not right. we only have a one time service charge of $250.00, and that includes the near-instantaneous and continuous updates we make whenever a new site threatens your family. we also offer a GUARANTEE that you will never access a potentially threating or objectional web site through our service. no other provider can offer this level of service. sound good?

      ["great. sign me up!"]

      that's wonderful that you're protecting your family. as soon as the billing goes through, we'll set you right up. if you have any problems or need to access a site we've filtered, please call 1-800-392-5180 and they'll set you up. thank you and have a great day.

      [[ click ]]

      then credit card gets charged and the 100% effective filtering will be "turned on".. or rather, their account will be deactivated and cancelled. our "custom list" of filtered sites is every web site, as that's the only way to ensure that they cant get at *any* "bad" sites... the phone number, btw.. is america online's sign up number. :)
    15. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Florida, and... no. Sometimes... but.. heh.. no. You guys thought that 2000 election thing was bad? Florida has um.. earned its place in the worst public education spot.

    16. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by isomeme · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree that only seeing the sites you want to see is a good thing, but why in the world involve the ISPs? This is like requiring taxi companies to refuse to take you to a list of restaurants you don't like. If you don't want to go there, don't go there! If you don't want your kids to go there, don't let them! If you want help not letting them, install one of the many parental control packages!

      Doesn't anybody take personal responsibility for anything anymore?

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    17. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by FireAndGlass · · Score: 1

      No, Utah has that too.

    18. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny
      Utah can't really exist - all the Utah references must just be a joke people in the USA like to play on gullible foreigners.

      The land of polygamy and marrying 13 year olds (wasn't that last year?) cracking down on porn? It's like the land of sleaze going crazy over just one nipple.

    19. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida looking good? You have a criminal justice system that lets sexual predators kill little children. And you're letting a man kill his wife while all the world watches. Yeah, it has taken him 15 years to do it, but the state is letting him get away with it.

    20. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by 2k4u · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great! Now I get to pay more for Internet access so ISPs can help lazy parents raise their kids!

      Software to filter Internet access has been available for a long time for people who want it. Why should I pay for your software?

    21. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the worst public education spot

      Actually, Kalifornia is nearing the lead in that category.

    22. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when it's optional

      Read the bill. It has "required" all over it.

    23. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by mankey+wanker · · Score: 1

      The best filter is to not go where you do not wish to go. If you end up at the wrong place, click away.

      The problems with this bill will certainly include:
      1. They are trying to place a financial burden on the wrong party, a party that should not be responsible for the behavior of its consumer base.
      2. Products already exist to do this worjk at the user level: net nany or whatever.
      3. What you do in the privacy of your own home cannot "shock the senses of the community" - um, because they cannot see, nor should they know what it is precisely you are doing in there, in your own home.

      Bottom line: There is no societal concern here such that the law makes any sense. If you want such service for your own home computers, the services exist - the financial burden for doing so cannot be shifted to an uninterested and innocent ISP. The state cannot pretend to legislate what people are doing in their own homes - and that's what this is really about.

    24. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by koreaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether that is true or not does not matter.
      Let me say that again: it does not matter.
      Right or wrong, this is a matter for the courts to decide. We have checks and balances for a reason in this country.

    25. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by mikael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that, but the ISP doesn't even have to do the filtering on their end, nor come up with their own list. The list will be provided by the state AG, and the ISP's obligation can be satisfied by providing free client side software. ISP's with more than 7,500 customers cannot charge for the software, but they can raise prices for all customers to offset their costs.

      For this law to be effective, the ISP's will also have to block any mirror sites (goggle cache, archive.org). There is also the problem with people running home servers, and saving cached images on a publicly accessible server.

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    26. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It looks like this law simply forces people to rate their sites."

      And that is one of the biggest problems with this idea.
      Why should *I*, as a website designer, have to do extra work because *you* as a browser are lazy?
      Why do *I* have to change things because *you* can't watch over your own children's internet activity?

      And why would ISPs have to increase their workload to block sites that *YOU* aren't interested in seeing? Why don't *YOU* block them yourself?

      This is a form of censorship. While the sites may not be directly blocked for everyone, they are attempting to remove them by increasing their workload/expense.

    27. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by jschottm · · Score: 1

      OK, let's pretend that the law actually stands and that even though I'm out of state I'm going to rate my stuff. So I decide to make a site about $FOO, and now it's my "responsibility" to rate it according to the Utah standards. Other states pass similar laws and other countries follow the states. Now I'm supposed to rate my Devo fan site for obscenity according to 50 states' slightly different laws, certify that the site is free of Nazi content for France and Germany, free of anything offensive to Islam for the various Islamic countries, free of suggestion of anything slightly dangerous for the British...

      Um, no.

    28. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by swv3752 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, seeing how it is a static list, cheap ISP could just give a new hosts file.

      I just want to know how one goes about applying for the job to compile the list. :)

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    29. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      If google is on the list then they have to block it. If it is not then they don't.

      About all you can expect the list to do is prevent going to a site for Lanie Barbie instead of Mattel's Barbie.

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    30. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by kerrle · · Score: 1
      It'd take about an hour to write a simple app that could download updated hosts files, switch between various ones, and provide a snazzy interface for it.

      ...I wonder If I should go ahead and write it, in anticipation of getting some site-licensed sales for small ISPs with no on-staff programmer. Just have the Logo and some of the text be configurable so it can be customized, and it should work fine...

    31. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Now now, its not the land of polygamy anymore. God told them not to do that anymore after they were denied statehood 4 times.

    32. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by newend · · Score: 1
      The detail that everyone seems to be missing is that you have the option to install the software. If you want to look at porn all day, this bill won't stop you. If you wanted to have all news filtered out by the ISP that could be your option...granted you'd be rediculously ignorant, but you are free to do that.

      As far as functionality, I think that an ISP could just d/l an updated HOSTS file to each machine every day that redirects the traffic to a web server running on the localhost.

    33. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by ultranova · · Score: 1

      But its optional by the end-user. The person freely decides that the internet connect he is paying for does not recieve that sort of information.

      But that means that teens can no longer use the Internet to relieve their sexual pressures, and have to go and get the real thing instead. As a result, teen pregnancies will explode, destroying infrastructure and starting fires, and rampant sexually transmitted diseases will kill whatever remains of the population. Western civilization will collapse.

      And even if it doesn't, kids will have to use their last pennies to bribe local hobos to buy porn for them. Would someone please think of the children ?

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    34. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

      Or its like video stores needing a signed parental approval to rent R rated videos to kids you come in with their parents account. Or requiring similar things from the movie theaters. Or any of the legislation around the V chip in TV's. When entertainment providers (and thats largely what these are) are required to take some reasonable steps to protect its customers from unwanted sites it actually frees them of liability. A clearly spelled out liability is far better than the current undefined state that ISP's are in. This will actually close a great deal of law suit possibilities.

    35. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes sense to me, well at least the reasoning behind it does.

      Folks seem to think that internet = TV. So by extension:

      ISP = Cable Co (Cox, Comcast, whatever)
      Pr0n site = HBO/Cintemax/Showtime (after hours)
      Computer = Cable Box/PVR
      ISP Customer = Cable Customer

      (Granted, this is a crude equation by any means. I'm not saying its correct, but I do feel this is how most folks *think*)

      Cable Companies provide the content-lockout tech (read: parental control) almost universally. also the various networks have to rate their content appropriately so folks at home are well-informed.

      So really, it's a step in order to allow people to self-censor their access to the web, by placing the responsibility of rating one's site on the content provider (webmaster).

      In a way it makes sense, but I think it'll be impossible to enforce such a law effectively. Especially since the entire internet does not reside inside Utah.

    36. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by isomeme · · Score: 1

      The best protection for ISPs is their common carrier status. They are not liable for content passing through them, just like the phone company or the postal service are not liable if you plan a murder by phone or mail; they carry everything blindly, and hence are not presumed to be responsible for any of it.

      When you dent the common-carrier status of ISPs, they become more legally vulnerable, not less.

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    37. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by spagetti_code · · Score: 1
      You are right - its not a perfect law. But lets not get that in the way of making a start as best we can.

      In the perfect world, perhaps the world would all use RSACi and all browsers would implement RSACi properly. But RSACi isn't perfect - as you say it doesn't implement a way to notify users of all types of content that they may wish to avoid.

    38. Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      What the hell is this fantasy that the various governments around the world are stuck on that they can somehow censor the whole of the Internet to suit their own personal ideals and goals . The reality is that in order to achieve it they will have to censor every bodies electronic communications all of the time (some professionally paranoid bureaucrats dream). Why can't they focus on creating safe zones on the Internet via the domain name system and adding parental guidance extensions to Firefox to enable locking it to those domain name safe zones i.e.

      www - wild wild web (uncensored what you get is what you get and can be prosecuted for)

      wfc - web for children

      wpg - web parental guidance recommended

      wma - web mature audience

      To put up info in the safe restricted domain zones it either would have to pass through government censors or large organisation can self censor and be subject to prosecution for failing to do it effectively. When governments want isp's to do the filtering then they are sticking the isp's in a legal trap - censor and get it wrong and be subject to the full legal and civil ramifications for failing (either for falesly blocking or failing to block - good luck).

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  4. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Can we stop calling things dupes when they're actually follow ups to earlier stories? Pretty please?

  5. I find this quite amusing... by FireballX301 · · Score: 0

    ...considering this recent story a few days ago. Will there be black-market internet porn-surfing in Utah?

    Also, its not a dupe per se, this is the event of the governor signing the bill, as opposed to a news interest piece about the bill before.

    1. Re:I find this quite amusing... by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 1

      Not if the user CHOOSES not to use the filter. Never let the truth get in the way of a good troll.

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      "Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee." --Bender
  6. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I suppose yro.slashdot.org really stands for year old...

  7. web sites to be banned in Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    sex.com, bigtits.com, groklaw.net, allgirls.com...

    1. Re:web sites to be banned in Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, for mod points... +5, hilarious

    2. Re:web sites to be banned in Utah by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 1

      For the record, most everyone I know in Utah who knows who SCO is, hates them.

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    3. Re:web sites to be banned in Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goatse.cx

    4. Re:web sites to be banned in Utah by tqft · · Score: 1

      Yahoo.com

      Yahoo groups has some great porn

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    5. Re:web sites to be banned in Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot.org

  8. Utah as a religious dictatorship by revscat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Look at my sig to know my politics.

    I had a friend who just got back from Utah after doing two years worth of contract work. He explained to me how the political situation is there. The Mormons control the polical apparatik, and they in turn are a very top-down organization, with mandates coming from the President, and those mandates very frequently becoming law. No one can oppose them, because so much of the state is Mormon. And there is little disagreement amongst Mormons, because of their inherent loyalty to the church.

    So to those who have more familiarity with the region I have two questions. 1) Did this legislation come about as a result of the elders in the church? And 2) Is this basically an accurate summation of Mormon politics? If so, that seems scary to me. I wouldn't want a society where there is so much homogenity, even if everyone were basically like me. Nor do I think rigid hierachical organizations are the best way to run a nation (or state, really).

    1. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that's the thing--people complain about slashbot groupthink. Compared to slashdotters, Mormons have a veritable Hive Mind, and they're only very narrowly beat out by the Scientologists.

    2. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by AArnott · · Score: 5, Informative

      So to those who have more familiarity with the region I have two questions.

      I'm a "Mormon", or more accurately, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

      1) Did this legislation come about as a result of the elders in the church?

      Absolutely not. The Church stays strictly out of politics, except where a serious moral issue is involved, and then only the moral at issue is taught, but the vote and the law is up to the members individually.

      And 2) Is this basically an accurate summation of Mormon politics?

      No. Even among the members of the Church, it is a matter that often brings up discussion (sometimes heated) as to whether or not laws to restrict rights to behave immorally should be made. But this is not Church mandate or policy. It's up to the members.

      If so, that seems scary to me. I wouldn't want a society where there is so much homogenity, even if everyone were basically like me.

      On the contrary, the Church is only homogenous in that we share certain core beliefs. I'm often amazed at how much variety fits within the Church. I disagree with political and ethical views with many good, active members of the Church that I know. The Church encourages us to seek out answers for ourselves.

      In conclusion, be sure to research "the Mormons" using legitimate sources. That means: if you want to know what we "Mormons" believe in, ask a good, practicing Mormon.

    3. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they don't have a moderation system that enforces it!

      Take a look at my score, and the parent score. So much for tolerance if it goes against the main point being made...

    4. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 3, Informative

      I live in Utah. While it is true the church sometimes makes its position on various issues known, I do not recall them saying anything about this bill at all. I respect your opinions about Utah, as you managed to disagree without being insulting. You mention how you wouldn't want this much homogenity. I think that diversity means that you can find various different things in different places, including having some places that are very diverse at a local level, and other places that are homogenous. In this line of thinking strict diversity *everywhere* is not diverse at all.

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      "Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee." --Bender
    5. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1, Troll

      On your political position... I think you can see mine as well.

      To say that the conservative view is 'gloriously wrong' could be taken the wrong way. The definition of "conservative" is simply unchanged, how things used to be, etc. Now if everything in the past is always wrong, how can we look forward to the future. Looking at this in a pure sense says that in 20 years, the conservatives will be doing what liberals are doing right now.

      I'm always skeptical of someone who views the past as completely and utterly inferior. The viewpoint that change is good usually doesn't bother me, but radical changes which lead to scoffing at the past seems both arrogant and wrong from my viewpoint.

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      "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World"
      1 John 4:14
    6. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh? You think that's bad? Atleast this "ban" is optional. If you'd like some insight into how our 95% mormon legislature operates, give this a read: http://www.slweekly.com/editorial/2005/city_2_2005 -03-17.cfm That's right. Our legislatures won't so much as piss without a nod from the church (that's what they call it, the church. Not the LDS church. Not the mormon church. the church. The fucking arrogance!). Enough to drive a man to drink. Oh wait, I didn't order food with that so I can't have one...

    7. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember seeing a TV special in the last couple years about the death grip of Mormons in Utah. Its truly scary shit. Walled-off communities where women who want to leave literally have to be smuggled out. The police, judges, everyone... are all controlled by what would (formerly) be called a living prophet[sic]. I hear they have also quickly silenced dissenting women who left their communities and published books on the subject.

      But then, my memory may deceive me. Look around for yourself for more information on Mormons.

      Sincerely,
      Someone who is "gloriously wrong"

    8. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Barnoid · · Score: 1

      In conclusion, be sure to research "the Mormons" using legitimate sources. That means: if you want to know what we "Mormons" believe in, ask a good, practicing Mormon.

      If you really want to research about Mormons, you should not only include the official websites, but also consider other, possibly critical sources

      It's like judging about 9/11 by only watching Michael Moore's 9/11

    9. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember seeing a TV special in the last couple years about the death grip of Mormons in Utah. Its truly scary shit. Walled-off communities where women who want to leave literally have to be smuggled out. The police, judges, everyone... are all controlled by what would (formerly) be called a living prophet[sic].

      The scary thing to me is people thinking that that's what Mormons (the Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) are. As someone else posted, make sure you have reputable sources when researching the LDS church... I'm not saying official LDS sources, but reputable LDS and non-LDS sources.

      The types of people who live in walled-off communities are not members of the LDS church. They are members of extreme offshoot branches who, if they ever have been LDS, were long since excommunicated. The sick people living in those communities stay away from state politics, and keep themselves in their communities.

      Whatever you hear about Utah and Mormons, remember, we did have the Olympics here not so long ago... Utah is not an extremely weird place.

    10. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm also a member of the LDS church and appreciate AArnott's comments.

      I just want to point out that while I disagree with your political viewpoint, many members of the church do not. There are plenty of democrats, republicans, independants, and who-knows-what-else members. Trust me, if you want to have a heated discussion (haha, yeah) at a family gathering such as a reunion or thanksgiving, just bring up politics.

      Calling Utah a "religious dictatorship" is quite ignorant. Sure there is a large number of LDS members there but it really has nothing to do with internal politics. Regarding it's Republican vote last year, consider that ALL the midwest states voted red.

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    11. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm a "Mormon", or more accurately, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

      I'm an ex-Mormon who lived in Utah for three years while attending BYU, and you're full of shit.

      1) Did this legislation come about as a result of the elders in the church?

      Absolutely not. The Church stays strictly out of politics, except where a serious moral issue is involved, and then only the moral at issue is taught, but the vote and the law is up to the members individually.

      Don't kid yourself. The Mormon church is very much involved in politics. They run the political scene in Utah, and they have ever since Brigham Young was both the governor of the territory and the polygamous prophet of the church (the Constitution be damned). To maintain its non-profit status, the church cannot endorse any given party or candidate, but it does speak up on legislative issues, and it does so frequently and aggressively. For example, when the gay marriage proposition was up for vote in California, the Mormon church organized a massive door-to-door campaign to try to deny the gays their right to marry. And the fact that less than 1% of your top leadership are Democrats speaks volumes about the political undertones in the Mormon institution. Being a Democrat in the Mormon church all but seals your prospects of holding influential positions in the organization.

      Even among the members of the Church, it is a matter that often brings up discussion (sometimes heated) as to whether or not laws to restrict rights to behave immorally should be made. But this is not Church mandate or policy. It's up to the members.

      The coercion to conform to a homogeneous political stance is subtle, but very real. Apparently you've never sat in an Elder's Quorum meeting when they pass around a petition to stop a race track from being constructed in your town, or anything of the sort. Just try to express a little individuality and not sign that petition. You'll be able to cut the stigma in the room with a knife.

      In conclusion, be sure to research "the Mormons" using legitimate sources. That means: if you want to know what we "Mormons" believe in, ask a good, practicing Mormon.

      I am sick and tired of hearing this complete and total bullshit, and I am even more annoyed by people to buy it. As they say, you learn more about a man from his enemies than his friends. If you wanted to learn about Toyota's, would you trust the information given to you by a Toyota dealer, or by a consumer reports magazine? Okay, for the best information, if you want to learn about the Mormon institution, you should seek out sources that are as objective as possible. Want to know about the historicity of the Book of Mormon? Ask any non-Mormon professor of anthropology, paleontology, metalurgy, archaeology, Egyptology, or pre-Columbian Native American studies, from any reputable university in the world (okay, there may be one or two out there who will go out on a limb and state that the story in the BoM is plausible, but that's as far as anyone -- even the Mormon apologetics -- will go). And practicing Mormons will conveniently neglect to tell investigators of the church about fun little facts in its history, like Joseph Smith marrying other mens' wives, the blacks being denied the priesthood before 1978, or the death penalty oaths in the temple ceremonies before 1990. Until they are baptized and locked into the organization, of course -- then they just need to pray until they feel good about it all.

    12. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by norminator · · Score: 1

      If you really want to research about Mormons, you should not only include the official websites, but also consider other, possibly critical sources It's like judging about 9/11 by only watching Michael Moore's 9/11

      I'm not disagreeing with your point at all, but would like to point out that there is an extreme amount of misinformation out there about the LDS church. There are good, objective non-LDS resources out there, but you have to be careful, because there's a lot of crap out there, too.

    13. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Mormons have a veritable Hive Mind

      Mormons are not telepathic. The best way to describe it....hmmm, have you ever seen V?

      Quite honestly, I think the earlier post about a two-year contracting gig in Utah was false. How could he have escaped the stasis chambers up on the mother ship? In reality, he's a spy! Watch what you say!

    14. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      that's what they call it, the church. Not the LDS church. Not the mormon church. the church. The fucking arrogance!

      Give me a break. How often in the middle of a story about the Pope do you hear the Catholic church referred to as "the church" or references to "church officials"? I'll save you the effort: the answer is all the time.

      It's called abbreviation. The full name is given at the beginning of the topic and usually a few other times. Past that saying "the church" is the same as saying "he/she" instead of a person's proper name.

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    15. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by MrWa · · Score: 1
      Look at my sig to know my politics.
      --
      The conservative right is always gloriously wrong. Always.

      Ideological? Obstinate? As non-open-minded as the "conservative right"? Thank you for ensuring that US politics remains the unresponsive, unrepresentative, bipolar mess that it is today! Your fellow Democrats and Republicans thank you, I'm sure.

      More on subject: Party like a Mormon, baby!!

    16. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Given the extremely negative view the mormon church has on homosexuals, what chance do you think there is that pro-gay but non-erotic sites (let's say, a website set up for teens dealing with their sexuality) will end up on the list of "unacceptable" sites?

    17. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an interesting definition of midwest.

    18. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Loonacy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As an ex-mormon still living in Utah with a large very mormon family and many mormon friends, I can agree with your post. Many people i know say they're voting for this or against that because it's what the church wants. Not "officially" of course, but they do let stuff slip out. As for the anti-gay legislation, there was an article in the newspaper about how the church denied having officially taken any side in the campaigning going on for that. I laughed out loud when I read that one.

    19. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and catholics don't listen to the pope.

      Organized religion is a mental disorder.

    20. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have a friend who just got back from (Rome/London/Saudi Arabia) after doing two years worth of contract work. He explained to me how the political situation is there. The (Catholics/Church of England/Muslims) control the polical apparatik, and they are in turn a very top-down organization, with mandates coming from the (Pope/Archbishop/Imam), and those mandates very frequently becoming law. No one can oppose them, because so much of the place is (Catholic/Protestant/Islamic). And there is little disagreement amongst them, because of their inherent loyalty to the (Cathedral/Church/Mosque).

      Point being, majority rules in most places of the world. Get used to it, or get involved.

    21. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by badmicrophone · · Score: 1

      you speak of the slipperiest of subjects.

      summed up in one of my favorite phrases; "you must be more tolerant of those who are less tolerant of you".

    22. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too lived in Utah for 3.5 years. It is a fascist state controlled by the Mormons at all levels (including public edication, censorship, etc) and I think it is as much in need of liberation as Iraq.

    23. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Hhhhh · · Score: 0

      Dude, you are simply showing your ignorance. You have not considered that Utah has a very high percentage of Mormons (about 50% in Salt Lake City, about 90% anywhere else), there is a clear and distinctive separation of Church and state here, it is the voters (aka. the voice of the people) that usually agrees with Mormon ideas. Simple, pure, fair democracy

    24. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Brushfireb · · Score: 1, Informative

      Friend,

      After reading the number of posts to your original post, let me share with you something about the mormon religion -- it is certainly one of the most fucked up out there, imo. This is from multiple internet reading sources, and interaction between my old girlfriends (now deceased) family.

      For the uninformed -- if you want to learn about mormonism from people who USED to be mormons and have been able to get themselves out of the fucked up circle that they teach -- check out http://www.exmormon.org/

      The mormon religion (including all practicing members, because to BE a practicing member you are part of the teaching and administration staff of the church itself) are VERY good at marketing their religion. They are VERY good at telling you how great it is and how wonderful their family operates. But ask anyone who was mormon growing up how fucked up the religion is and they will tell you.

      I am saying this as someone who grew up presbyterian and am now athiest. It is nothing even close to similar.

      Brushfireb

    25. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Chode2235 · · Score: 1

      too much homogenity in society, I would be more worried about too much homogenity in the gene pool.

      Every time I drive through and the people glare at me, I can't help but notice how close together their eyes are...

    26. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not ignorant. I lived there and attended a college. I do not think you people know what "human rights" are.

    27. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you want to know what we "Mormons" believe in, ask a good, practicing Mormon.

      OK, I'll ask you a few questions then.

      -Do you believe that Joseph Smith had magic spectacles with which he translated the Book of Mormon?

      -Why do Mormons wear long underwear with Masonic symbols on it?

      -Do you believe that Native Americans rather than originating from crossing over from Siberia to Alaska are a lost tribe of the Israelites?

      -Do you believe that blacks are the descendants of Cain; an associate of Lucifer as stated by your church?

      -Do you believe you will rule your own planet when you die?

    28. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by pete6677 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are a brainwashed cult member. While the church still allows it, I recommend you use this big bad internet to do some real research of your own which will undermine every single lie purported by the Cult of Mormon. I researched it myself when I was dating a girl who came from a Mormon family and even though she was not currently practicing, the psychological issues that developed as a result of the cult-like attitudes of her family pretty much split us apart. Mind control really is a bad thing. Try out this free thought thing, really, you'll like it.

    29. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please - I've lived there, and everything he said is spot on. Nothing like having your neighbors assume you're LDS, then ignore you when they give up trying to convert you. And that thinking is common, believe me. The church heirarchy(all males, usually white and elderly to avoid any progressive thought) states their position, and if you were to speak out against it you would find yourself in poor shape. It's the same idea as some of those Southern 'voter guides', which leave little doubt as to whom the proper political party or candidate it. I love how they just passed a gay marriage ban, yet turn the other cheek to the polygamist pedophiles in the southern part of Utah. Of course, the only reason they're not practicing it anymore is because they wanted statehood. (and it was a convenient time to get a 'revelation'). Check out some of the brilliant wisdom of the church leaders regarding families. Since every member gives 10% of their income to the church, that brain-dead socially irresponsible policy of littering the earth with offspring creates many 'happy' customers. So please, don't give us the 'we're mainstream Christians who value free thought' garbage, because nothing could be further from the truth. The policies a government puts forth are usually representative of the collective wisdom of it's members...

    30. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      My apologies, I was unclear as to the strict definition of "midwest".

      I'll change it to '95% of the Mountain time zone', or 'about -127* to -97* latitude', or '82% of the states west of the Mississippi'.

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    31. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by ink · · Score: 3, Informative
      I'm an "Ex Mormon", or more accurately, a former member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I was a missionary, on-my-honor Eagle scout and all.

      Absolutely not. The Church stays strictly out of politics, except where a serious moral issue is involved, and then only the moral at issue is taught, but the vote and the law is up to the members individually.

      Explain Ezra Taft Benson's affilation with the Birch sociecty then; not to mention his political appointments. How about the bank that Joseph Smith founded to print money? Who was the governer of Navoo? What about the law of consecration and Brigham Young's confescation of all wealth (or the Nation of Deseret, for that matter)?

      But this is not Church mandate or policy. It's up to the members.

      Including a majority of the Utah state government, of course. What of a church that routinely gets such perks as the land swap for the "reflecting pool" in downtown Salt Lake (complete with a censoship zone); or how about the temple ceremony, in which members swear to uphold their leaders on penalty of death? Here are some quotes by the church's prophets, seers and revelators on the subject.

      On the contrary, the Church is only homogenous in that we share certain core beliefs.

      Wow, that list doesn't even scratch the surface of what I was taught while growing up in the church:

      • All religions apart from Mormonism are an "abomination" in the sight of God
      • People of "dark skin" were less valiant in the pre-existence, so God cursed them in this life
      • American Indians are really errant Jews, who lost the gospel when they rebeled against God
      • There are three levels of heaven, and you can only get to the highest level by practicing polygamy; then you will be a God and have your own planet
      • John the Beloved and the Three Nephites are eternal beings that roam the planet, even today, doing the work of God (and the prieshood needed to be restored through Joseph Smith... why exactly?)
      • Joseph Smith could translate a common Egyptian Funeral Book, to find that it contained extensive writings by father Abraham
      • Homosexuality is a disase that you must suffer for (I wonder when the 1978-esque "oops, my bad, blacks can have the priesthood now" gay revelation will come). Masturbation is almost as bad.
      And on, and on, and on. Some good books include Krakauer's "Banner under Heaven", Lason's "By his own Hand, on Papyrus", and Palmer's "Insider's View of Mormon Origins".

      To be fair, the church has changed dramatically over the past 50 years, and it continues to evolve into a more mainstream puritanical protestant sect (I bet Joseph Smith is rolling in his grave). Most of the members are people of high quality; heck, all my extended family are still members. They are generally great people to know, associate with and love. Despite that, I just get ruffled when the church portrayed as something that it really isn't; I did enough of that on my 2-year mission with the ultra-simplistic 6 discussions.

      If you are interested in apologetic responses to any of the above, feel free to visit the FAIR website.

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      The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
    32. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The coercion to conform to a homogeneous political stance is subtle, but very real. Apparently you've never sat in an Elder's Quorum meeting when they pass around a petition to stop a race track from being constructed in your town, or anything of the sort. Just try to express a little individuality and not sign that petition. You'll be able to cut the stigma in the room with a knife.

      I am a life long member of the LDS Church. This statement, assuming it to be true, is appalling. If any political literature, let alone a petition, is passed around on any church property, let alone any meeting, that is a blatent violation of published church policy. Period.

      Two examples:

      As volunteer supervisor at a church owned softball park during games one night, I escorted a church member off the park for soliciting signatures for his town council election petition. You cannot do that on church property.

      As Sunday School President in my ward I stopped a ward member from entering an adult sunday school class to distribute school prayer referendum brochures. She left very angry when the ward Bishop agreed that it was not a proper thing to do.

      I have other instances of similar events but I think that is enough.

      Anyone doing such a thing in any LDS Church meeting is not doing so within the policies of the church. Maybe the policy manual in Utah is different than here in Arizona but I doubt it.

      The leadership of that ward should be chewed out for that one!

    33. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found your post very interesting. I live in a small town where Mormons are a minority, but there are some huge mormon families living here. A person from one of these families is my best friend. I disagree with Mormonism so much, and that's after reading their official website. Sometimes I feel like arguing with my friend about his beliefs, but I'm usually hesitant and think it's a bad idea. From my perspective, his family and religion resemble a cult. My friend's mom is a much more conservative Mormon than he is, and I see how she works to manipulate and influence his thoughts and behavior. It gives me the chills just thinking about it.

      Anyway, I'm curious. What made you decide to no longer practice Mormonism? And were you a Mormon your entire life or did you convert? I do have an influence on my friend, but I don't want to force him to give up his beliefs. I'd just like to know the biggest things that made you quit Mormonism and give my friend some perspective. I really respect him and won't push it if he doesn't agree with your those reasons.

    34. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Mancat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll take it you've never been to a LDS State Conference. The one I went to here in Washington state featured a direct satellite video link (no fucking joke) to the chief Elders, where they made it their point to reiterate their goals and expectations of the Mormon church in this state, and its followers. One of my best friends is a Mormon Elder in his church, and I gave him a ride there. Decided to stick around, and found it to be very, VERY creepy.

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    35. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scary thing to me is people thinking that that's what Mormons (the Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) are. As someone else posted, make sure you have reputable sources when researching the LDS church... I'm not saying official LDS sources, but reputable LDS and non-LDS sources.

      Well, I guess my eyes are a reputable source when I watch an underground railroad in action to get women out of communities. I'm sorry, I know that sounds combative, but I'm really just talking about these particular communities. The mormons that harass our neighborhood usually limit themselves to ceaseless door-to-door solicitation. I considered letting them in until I found out that their church had eventually decided that polygamy and dowries weren't cool anymore.

      The types of people who live in walled-off communities are not members of the LDS church. They are members of extreme offshoot branches who, if they ever have been LDS, were long since excommunicated. The sick people living in those communities stay away from state politics, and keep themselves in their communities.

      That wasn't what I watched in this particular special. They controlled everything, and used it to enforce complicated methods of legal discrimination in hiring, housing, even driving near the community.

      Whatever you hear about Utah and Mormons, remember, we did have the Olympics here not so long ago... Utah is not an extremely weird place.

      I hate being the one to say this, but other terrible places have hosted the olympics.

    36. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by dolmant_php · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm also LDS, or Mormon.

      For example, when the gay marriage proposition was up for vote in California, the Mormon church organized a massive door-to-door campaign to try to deny the gays their right to marry.

      Your parent poster said "except where a serious moral issue is involved", which this is.

      Being a Democrat in the Mormon church all but seals your prospects of holding influential positions in the organization.

      James E. Faust is the 2nd Councelor in the First Presidency, which translates roughly into "3rd in command". He is Democratic.

      Apparently you've never sat in an Elder's Quorum meeting when they pass around a petition to stop a race track from being constructed in your town

      I have never once been in an Elder's Quorum meeting where they passed around anything like that.

      As they say, you learn more about a man from his enemies than his friends.

      Unfortunately, enemies often are convinced of the truth of half truths, so they are not good sources of information.

    37. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by tardigrades · · Score: 1

      I can second this as a mormon. I will say, however, that Utah has lots of mormons and traditaional mormon values (Not actually church related things like old wives tales and super-conservitive values. The church is actually very liberal in ideology) are prevolent. The problem is that this mentality gets into the state gov.(democracy). But not everyone their is mormon and all it does is make people mad and point fingers and give them negative views towards latter day saints. If absolutly everyone there was a member then great, but they arent. Its really interesting to go down there and see how alot of teens rebel. It is quite entertaining. I personaly, being from seattle, cant stand being there for more than a week or so to visit family and go skiing. Too much meat and jello.

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    38. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      On the contrary, the Church is only homogenous in that we share certain core beliefs.

      Diversity my ass. I've been there a number of times, and Utah is the whitest state in the Union... abit creepy, it's like some Nazi experiment in eugenics. People are nice to be sure, but then I'm blond haired and blue eyed so I think they just assumed I was one of them. I would hate to be black and travelling through (or God forbid, living in) Utah.

    39. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by NuGeo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'As they say, you learn more about a man from his enemies than his friends.'

      Unfortunately, enemies often are convinced of the truth of half truths, so they are not good sources of information.

      I agree. But I think what he means is that you'll get more of the truth when talking to a former member of the LDS church than an active one. I think there are two reasons for that. Reason number one is that there are no worries. It's like a retired politician saying everything he ever wanted to, but didn't before in fear of not being re-elected. The second reason is that many opposers (certainly not all, however) typically spend a great deal of time forming opinions and even more time doing the research to back it up.

      But it's always good to get as many sides as you can. I'm glad to see Mormons who are supportive of their religion throwing in their two cents.

    40. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by tehdaemon · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "The Mormon church is very much involved in politics. They run the political scene in Utah"

      I wish that I could say that this was total nonsense. It is not true, but there is a reason that a person might think that. The Republican Party Leadership in Utah is mostly Mormon. (no surprise, ~70% of Utah is Mormon) It is in the interests of the Republican Leadership in Utah to give this impression. And they do a good, subtle job of it. (It has to be subtle, if it wasn't, church headquarters would do something about it. - as another reply stated.) The truth is that The Republican Party leadership runs politics in Utah, and one of the tools they use to hold power is to cater to a few of the more visible Mormon beliefs. This assures them of most of the mormon vote. It is sad that in one of, if not the most, Republican states, that the republicans still monkey with voting districts etc. to marginalize the Democrats.

      It is my opinion that if Church leaders came out and said that being a Republican was evil, most of the Republican leadership would leave the church before leaving the Rebuplican Party. They are Mormon in name, and Republican at heart. Unfortunately, most Utahn's don't see this. Nor did you.

      As for the BoM, Most mormons have a simpilistic interpretation of the history in it. (All native Americans decended from BoM people, The Jaredites killed off all Jaredite decendants, Final battle in New York - etc. ) This view is unsupportable from either a logical view or an archaeological one. On the other hand, the BoM does fit several things in history fairly well. It pegs the Olmec civ. timeline within a couple hundred years.[1] In short it is a better guide to Central American history than anything written prior to the early 1900's, and was published 80+ years earlier. It is as good a history book as the Bible is.[2]

      "you learn more about a man from his enemies than his friends." And you can learn a lot about someone from the enemies he makes. Most anti-mormons are liars and frauds. The rest are filled with a mild hate that you showed. As for the analogy: Toyota can make a Toyota, The consumer magazine couldn't make a go-cart. I would only trust the magazine for information that was a comparison to other cars, or information that Toyota would want to hide.

      People you should not trust for information about a religion are A) Active members of another one (especially ministers etc.) or B) Former members, like yourself.

      [1]Both the BoM and archeological evidence have about that margin of error on the subject.

      [2] Yes, this means fairly lousy on most points, with a few exceptions.

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    41. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't confuse an entire religion as being a cult with a fanatical individual (the mom) who professes to belong to the religion. Just because his/her mother forces cult-like behavior on her children does not make those legitimate teachings of the church.

    42. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is my opinion that if Church leaders came out and said that being a Republican was evil, most of the Republican leadership would leave the church before leaving the Rebuplican Party. They are Mormon in name, and Republican at heart. Unfortunately, most Utahn's don't see this. Nor did you.

      I highly disagree. Most Mormons will put their religion before their profession. How many Mormon bar tenders or Mormon porn stars do you know?

    43. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      "Most Mormons will put their religion before their profession."

      I agree. But the Republican party leadership here in Utah is not 'Most Mormons'. The way that they act in their profession (politics) tells me that they do put their profession first.

      Second, point, 'Utah Mormons' tend to act a bit differently from those outside the state. Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the utah variety?

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    44. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. But I have a feeling that, coming from your perspective, if you got to know my friend and his mom, you would disagree with me and what I had to say about her trying to manipulate him. I do thank you for the insight, however.

    45. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      There are three levels of heaven, and you can only get to the highest level by practicing polygamy; then you will be a God and have your own planet

      Now wait a minute - I know Mormonism and polygamy has been the subject of jokes that never go out of style - but it's not just a practice, but a heavenly REQUIREMENT?

      I'm in the wrong damn religion!

    46. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      hey I feel pretty much the same about Mormons and polygamy as the next guy, but since when were people who had sex with 16-year olds pedophiles?

    47. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by anakin876 · · Score: 1

      [quote] As they say, you learn more about a man from his enemies than his friends. [/quote]
      Usually this quote refers to the quality of the character of a person, not asking someone's enemies for facts about that person.

      Are you trying to tell me that people who hate someone are somehow forced to tell the truth, but people who like that person are obvisouly conspiring to trick you? Doesn't that sound stupid to you?

      Your consumer reports example makes sense - but they CLAIM to be non-partisan. The tone of your comment and the fact that you posted AC seems to indicate to me that you are NOT non-partisan.

    48. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So to those who have more familiarity with the region I have two questions.
      1) Did this legislation come about as a result of the elders in the church?


      I am a Mormon... and Yes. There was recent "Advise" from the Elders of the church to do whatever you can to shy away from pornography. See http://library.lds.org/nxt/gateway.dll/Magazines/E nsign/2004.htm/ensign%20november%202004.htm/a%20tr agic%20evil%20among%20us.htm?fn=document-frameset. htm$f=templates$3.0
      This talk was also re-iterated again in Sunday school last month to all Elders of the church.

      2) Is this basically an accurate summation of Mormon politics? If so, that seems scary to me. I wouldn't want a society where there is so much homogenity, even if everyone were basically like me. Nor do I think rigid hierachical organizations are the best way to run a nation (or state, really).

      Yes this is the sort of politics that the Mormon church gets involved in indirectly. There are many political items that are brought up during church and there is usually a slant to it.

      Now as far as the message that is being sent I must agree that porn can be an addictive item and is usually not benifitial to a marriage. And I also see nothing wrong with giving someone a "choice" to turn off access to it.

      Now I also beleive that the company MStar.net has something to do with this. This company is backed (If not funded and owned) by the Mormon church and there have been several publication from the church mentioning their services.
      http://www.mstar2.net/preportal/company/values.htm l
      Just look at their site "Resources"
      http://www.mstar2.net/preportal/company/resources. html
      It is filled with Mormon literature.

      Who knows MStar.net might have something to gain from this law especially if they are a "state approved" filtering service for Utah ISPs.

    49. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Right on brother. I dated this very Christian girl for about two years. She was adament the earth was 6000 years old and man walked the earth with dinosaurs. I made fun of her dismissal of empiracle evidence as much as I could. Still waiting to hear back from her on how the Kangaroos and Koalas made it from Turkey to Australia, and only Australia...

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    50. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on!

      As for anyone who disagrees with this post, screw you mormon bastards. Your heads are up your rectums and they will most likely never be pulled out.

      You are infected with a meme that has poisoned this country for too long.

      Do actual research. You know, not just relying on hugh nibley?

      Anyways, those who have responded negatively to this post have no idea what real life is like. History consists of FACTS, wether you like it or not.

      Lets start with the polygamous wives of joseph smith: Read "In sacred loneliness".

      Mark Hoffman: "A&E, City confidential, salamander letters"

      etc etc etc. For a real account of mormonism, you mormon, biased a$$holes, go to http://www.exmormon.org .

      And as for those who disagree with me, you can go fuk yourselves. I am a RM, minnesota minneapolis mission, 99-01. I know what the church is really like. I accept the fact that most of you are a$$holes and the church is made up disproportionately of a$$holes. Its to be expected, considering the history and behavior of one of the largest cults in the US.

    51. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not anti-gay, it's just not granting special favors to them.

    52. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      Some of us don't need to be told anything by anybody to find out on our own and leave the church. While I disagree with their beliefs, I've come to my own which exclude a god. Why must it always be someone lying or whatnot that makes someone leave the church?

    53. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by 10Ghz · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Your parent poster said "except where a serious moral issue is involved", which this is.


      Why is homosexuality a "moral issue", whereas polygamy is not? I woulds say that Mormons attempts to limits rights of others (in this case gays), is alot bigger "moral issue" than homosexuality itself could ever be!
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    54. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      You may be in the wrong religion, but polygamy sure the hell doesn't make a religion the right one.

      http://www.polygamyinfo.com/plygmedia%2003%2011n ew timesaz.htm

      What polygamy does to men not among the lucky few is tragic. What it does to women in cases like these Mormon fundies is equally tragic.

      http://koenraadelst.bharatvani.org/books/demogis la m/part5.html

      In other religions which allow it it apparantly has some effects of questionable desirability, as well. Imagine rampant polygamy on top of gender selective abortion. Yahoo Chat might as well block indian IPs altogether

    55. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isnt a post for a gay-rights debate. but i will comment since you have.
      Gay marriage isn't to give gay couples "special favors" as you put it. It is about givin gays equal rights. There is nothing special about the rights being denied homosexual couples. If strait people are given certain rights under this contract of law, then gay couples deserve them too. end of story. This isn't about church. the word marriage can often times cause people to confuse the two, there is a difference between a state marriage contract and a marriage in the church, although there are some churches with the openmindedness to marry gay couples.

    56. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by skubeedooo · · Score: 1
      The spiritual leader of the Mormon's was called "Bringham Young"? You've absolutely made my day.

      Right, I'm off to go Scouting For Boys.

      PS Sorry for being seriously off-topic (and for the deliberate misquote).

    57. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by azander · · Score: 1

      So... you think the Mormon church is not a political body?

      Take it from someone who grew up on the edges of the church's power base in SW Wyoming. If you weren't a member of the church you were less than human. They may not take a direct role in government, if they did they would lose their non-profit and religious standings which would really create havoc. No, they work in the back rooms, they go door to door using members as fronts. The mormon church is like the Mob. They claim one thing, then behind the scenes, do another.

      I know what they church says, I know what they do. If it were in my power, I would abolish the Mormon Church's status as a non-profit and religious organization and label them a political body, because that is what they really are. They claim to revere God, yet the actions of the church as a whole say they revere control, power, and money. I have seen it.

    58. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by draginreborn · · Score: 1

      I am an ex-mormon. There are a couple of things here to consider. 1.Belief: All Indians are Lamanites and are descended from Lehi a citizen of Jeruseleum. Fact: After thousands of Dna tests on Native Americans, they have never found any records of Hebrew DNA. It has all been Asian DNA. I know their is intermarriage,but would you not think you might find a little bit? 2.Belief: The priesthood was given to all males regardless of color in 1978 Point to Ponder: Why 1978? Was only the Caucasians good enough for the priesthood until then? Did the African-American man do something special in 1977 that made him raise hsi stature up to the Caucasian man. I do not think it is much of a coincidence that this was not too soon after the civil rights laws came in. The church could not do this before this they realized, or the hammer of public opinion would be upon them. 3.Belief: According to the church, the temple ceremonies were handed down by God. Point to Ponder: If the ceremonies were handed down by God, why have there been changes? The death penalty oaths are no longer in the ceremony and no you are no longer naked under the poncho. Did God make a mistake? I thought he was infallible. If the ceremoinies that he handed down were perfect to begin with, why change them? The same reason for number 2. Public opinion 4. Belief: The Mormon church is not a cult. Point to Ponder: the definition of a cult under dictionary.com is A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader. The followers of such a religion or sect. The Mormons do live in an uncoventional manner and they are under the guidance of an authoritarian charismatic leader. Example: What the prophet says goes, there is no disputing it or questioning. If you do not do what the prophet says you are not allowed a temple recommend, or allowed to take sacrament 5.Belief The Mormon church influences the minds of children,teenagers and adults. Points to Ponder: Why during testimony meeting on every 1st Sunday, the mormons have the children go up to the front,so the parents can whisper in their ear: I know the church is true. I know that Joseph Smith is a prophet of God. I know that the prophet today is a prophet of God. I know that the Book of Mormon is true. Does a 3 year old actually know this? How can they? But they are taught to say this from a very young age. They have a song they sing: I hope they call me on a mission. Why? 6. Belief: Only Mormons will go to heaven and hell. Point to Ponder: In the latest Ensign (Mormon publication) there was an article called the three degrees of glory. The three degrees are the Celestial(heaven): the only people that are allowed to go there ahve to have been. a: receive a testimny of Jesus and believe in his name. b: Be baptized by immersion ( I am assuming this means only Mormon baptism) c: Recieve the Holy Ghost by the laying on of hands d: Obey the commandments and be washed and cleansed of all sins e: Overcome by faith f: Be sealed by the Holy Spirit of Promise Sorry folks unless you have those you are screwed.. If you do make it we can have offspring in heaven and become Gods ourselves. Next is the Terrestial kingdom. this is the middle kingdom. The ones who go here are a: died without law b. were in spirit prison and recieved a testimony there but rejected the testimony of Jesus while on Earth. That means do not turn thos missionaries away when they come to your door. c.were honarable people who allowed themselves to be blinded by the craftiness of men d. were not valiant in their testimonies of Jesus. This is where we will find Mother Teresa and Ghandi Next is the telestial kingdom. The people who go here are: a:Rejected the gospel,the testimony of Jesus,the prophets, and the everlasting covenant b: were liars,sorcerers,adulterers, and whoremongers c:loved and made a lie. This will probably be the biggest. Here you will find Hitler,joe down the street and probably you :) La

    59. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most anti-mormons are liars and frauds.

      Boy, that's a loaded statement! You've really been drinking the Kool-Aid your church has been giving you, man. And what's with this whole "anti-" labelling about, anyway? Maybe people who disgree with Mormonism would call themselves "pro-truth" or "pro-diversity" or something or other.

    60. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      That's what recently happened here in Zeeland, the Netherlands. The local cable provider has started offering a package for the hardcore christians around here(and when i say hardcore i mean it, the country of weed, hookers and tulips practically invented it) and it raised an uproar in the political landscape when exactly the kind of sites you mentioned also turned out to be banned. objective, educational sites about sexuality and in some cases specifically targetted towards youngsters with questions about homosexuality. if memory serves me well it even made the international news.

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    61. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Funny

      hmmm, I was under the impression the descendants of Caine were vampires...oh well, another dream shattered.

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    62. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt I would disagree that the mother was trying to manipulate your friend. That happens all the time, even outside of Mormonism. I've no doubt her fanaticism was "inspired" by the religion and some of the beliefs.

      I would disagree that the teachings of the church foster or condone such action. Basically it isn't taught within the church. I guess we probably would disagree on some aspects of what you call "manipulate" though. Trying to keep your kid from making major life altering mistakes COULD be seen as manipulation, but not everyone's approaches to it are effective, or right.

      People take things to their extremes no matter what religion (even secular beliefs...I've seen fanatical athiests that are worse than any "religious" person).

      There might even be some mental illness there (obsessive compulsive). Even Mormons fall vicitim to things like that.

    63. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by GSAlien · · Score: 1

      You and so many other people taking part in this discussion are confused about what the LDS church is. You are confusing "the members" of the church with "the church". The church leadership does not directly involve itself in politics, in fact quite the contrary. Before every major election, a letter from the leadership is read during sacrement meeting (the main Sunday meeting) stating that people should vote for the candidates that each individual wishes to support. Unfortunately, there are always a few "misguided" individuals who choose to spew their personal opinions on what the church wants, and a few other confused individuals who choose to take that as church doctrine. They are not the same.

    64. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely not. The Church stays strictly out of politics

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    65. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by ink · · Score: 1

      Joseph Smith actually married a 14 year-old named Helen Mar Kimball.

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    66. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Kismet · · Score: 1

      As a practicing Mormon, I believe that you have certain points of doctrine completely wrong. I'm not an official spokesperson for the church.

      If the ceremonies were handed down by God, why have there been changes?

      There would be no need for a prophet if the implication you make were true. While we believe that God's mode of operation remains constant, and that His moral "compass" remains constant, we also realize that people change with the times. The fundamental values of the church are not in the rituals. There ARE religions that attempt to approximate the exact practices of the ancient Christians, etc. We are not one of them.

      The Mormons do live in an uncoventional manner and they are under the guidance of an authoritarian charismatic leader.

      Typical of many religions. The "cult" argument is old an tired, used by those who wish to detract and criticize. What is a "conventional manner" to live? Would you care to enlighten us?

      What the prophet says goes, there is no disputing it or questioning. If you do not do what the prophet says you are not allowed a temple recommend, or allowed to take sacrament

      False. The prophet speaks in many capacities. Brigham Young himself stated that many times he knew that he had preached wrong. We are encouraged to ponder and think about the counsel given us from the Prophet, then to seek confirmation of those things from the Holy Spirit. Not all counsels we receive from the Prophet are of the type that would disqualify a person from partaking of the sacrament or attending the Temple if we fail to observe them. If someone taught you other than this, you were misled.

      Why during testimony meeting on every 1st Sunday, the mormons have the children go up to the front,so the parents can whisper in their ear: I know the church is true. I know that Joseph Smith is a prophet of God. I know that the prophet today is a prophet of God. I know that the Book of Mormon is true. Does a 3 year old actually know this? How can they? But they are taught to say this from a very young age.

      Why is it that my math teacher teaches me formulas that I memorize and use? Do I know them to be true? Not at first. But if I believe them, then I practice them. If I practice them, then I can prove them. Principles must be taught as if they were true, if we truly believe them; otherwise our children can have no confidence in us or in what we believe. We have a responsibility to prove them for ourselves.

      Yes, many Mormons say things that they don't really know. Many of us are sincere in our testimonies. I believe that some of us actually have such knowledge. Jesus said (in essence) that to some is given to know, and to others it is given to believe. He condemned neither. Our belief gives us hope.

      Only Mormons will go to heaven and hell.

      Completely false. Your assessment of the degrees of glory is entirely off. There is no scriptural basis for the idea that individuals are slated to labor for the eternities in whatever "degree" they earned on earth. I realize this is somewhat of a Mormon tradition, but it is not correct. Read Talmage for more information. It is also false that only Mormons will go to "outer darkness." This is written nowhere.

      The essence of the doctrine is eternal progress. People have different desires. We progress at different rates. We are not all the same; why would we receive the same thing in the next life? I beilieve that we will be satisfied with what we get, and that we will have the opportunity to improve on it if we so desire. Also, I find it imprudent to classify some individuals into their "kingdoms," as you have done. Do you know the intents of their hearts? Then how can you judge what they will receive?

      I am sorry that you have been raised to believe these things about Mormons. It is too bad that you apparently intend to publish them as the truth. I do not believe that they are true. I feel that you have been misled, and very possibly mistreated b

    67. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why are gay unions okay, but polygamy is not? I'm assuming, of course, that everyone involved is a consenting adult.

    68. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I normally dont post on slash (been reading since 1997) but this one just hits too close to home. I am a non-mormon who moved to utah a year ago and am now desperately saving money to move out of this screwed up state (where was this thread 18 months ago?). I can forgive the complete ridiculousness of mormon doctrine, i grew up catholic (if we eat baked halibut instead of hamburgers on fridays during lent we are more holy? wtf?) I figure as long as you're a kind good person, believe whatever goofy stuff you want. the thing i cant forgive utah mormons for is the shunning of non-mormons. like telling 3yr old they cant play with my 3yr old because im not mormon.

      Not church policy you say? i refer to the temple reccomend questions (or mormon inquisition) asked of all mormons on a regular basis:

      Do you support, affiliate with, or agree with any group or individual whose teachings or practices are contrary to or oppose those accepted by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?

      now my wife and i drink alcohol on occassion, this is a practice contrary the lds church and anyone who associates with us is subject to sanction by the church.

      for any non-mormons thinking of moving to utah (southern utah has some of the best scenery anywhere) DO YOUR RESEARCH FIRST!

      i wish to god i had...

    69. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People you should not trust for information about a religion are A) Active members of another one (especially ministers etc.) or B) Former members, like yourself.

      Thank you! We finally see some logic among this mess!

    70. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by jimngo · · Score: 1

      Baloney. I live in Salt Lake City.

      1) The Mormon church has its hands in every level of state politics.

      2) Mormons don't discuss politics. They wait for their church leaders to tell them what to think.

      3) Members of the Mormon church will ostracize others who disagree with the de facto political position of their church's leadership. You won't see an vocal pr0n supporters.

      If you want to know what Mormons believe in, don't ask a "good, practicing Mormon." They'll lie to you.

    71. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      On the contrary: most "former" members of the church were either ex-communicated for a very short list of reasons, or they left the church because they had an axe to grind with someone or some "well-meaning" "Anti" used the usual Anti-Mormon rhetoric, lies and deception on them.

      I would think that excommunications are a very tiny minority of all ex-mormons. Do you have any statistics on that? I know many ex-mormons and I have never met anyone who has been excommunicated. While some may have left for interpersonal issues, I think the majority just didn't believe in the basic principles of the church.

      The sad thing about your point is that there is so much Anti-LDS crap out there that it's difficult to separate the genuine facts from supposition, conjecture and outright lies.

      Why is there so much anti-LDS crap? What do these people have to gain by discrediting the LDS church?

      My Grandfather made an excellent point concerning this: You don't go to see an Electrician to get advice on plumbing.

      You do if he is an ex-plumber.

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      Enigma

    72. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Legally, it is. It doesn't matter if they are prepubscent or sexually mature, if they are under the age of consent and depending on state law more than a given span years in age apart, it is child rape. In some states, two 17 year old kids having sex could each be charged with statutory rape.

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    73. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Piewalker · · Score: 1

      I agree the church tries to stay out of religious matters, but to say the church doesn't have influence in Utah politics is ridiculous. It has a lot of influence, but does not operate in a top-down approach. It's more of a majority opinion that already existed instead of receiving a revelation from the Church's First Presidency.

    74. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily; maybe they're just black vampires?

    75. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your parent poster said "except where a serious moral issue is involved", which this is.

      Right, so now we need to legislate morality, right? Your own scriptures and leaders talk about how important personal moral agency is, and then you turn around and try to take that agency away (at least trying to project your perverted view of God's justice onto our own actual real life justice system).

      James E. Faust is the 2nd Councelor in the First Presidency, which translates roughly into "3rd in command". He is Democratic.

      That doesn't change the fact that Democrats comprise somewhere around 1% of your church's leadership. In typical Mormon apologist fashion, you are pulling out a solitary exception to a general trend, and then trying to use that as evidence against a point being made with that trend.

      Unfortunately, enemies often are convinced of the truth of half truths, so they are not good sources of information.

      For the record, when a Mormon apologist says "half truth", what he really means is, "truth that makes us look bad that hasn't been sugar-coated or whitewashed to try to mitigate the damage it causes to our outlandish claims." Your own Boyd K. Packer said it best, "Some things that are true are not very useful.".

    76. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by ragecg · · Score: 1

      "Loyalty to the Church"

      Loyalty? ..or FEAR?

      I BET it is fear. period.

    77. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by ragecg · · Score: 1

      ...or watching Farenhype 9/11.

      ...or anything pro-bush.

      wait, in utah the pres' last name would be censored, so I'll (and 50% of america) just call him retard.

    78. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The Church of LDS long ago banned polygamy. While I seriously question Utah's will to enforce the law and stop the exploitation by the fringe Mormon groups of young girls, I think it's important to keep the facts straight. The official Church condemns polygamy.

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    79. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scott,
      Your grandfather was right comparing different trades and specialties but the analogy doesn't hold true to faith, especially in the case of the Mormon church. This line sounds like one of the many tools the LDS church teaches the young missionaries in the Missionary Training Center.

      You can't arbitrarily discount former LDS church members as "enemies" for the same reason you can't say that Vietnam War/Iraq war veterans who are now protesters are anti-American and "enemies".

      Some of the best examples of "Anti" LDS writings out there are written by the church and church members themselves. As example, try: Textual changes in the (directly divinely-inspired) Book of Mormon ("white and delightsome", etc.), biographies such as Fawn Brodie's "No Man Knows My History", Juanita Brooks' "The Mountain Meadows Massacre", etc.

      The changes in the BOM and these two cited books are extensively documented and exhaustively researched. The changes in the BOM have been documented mainly by non- or anti- Mormon researchers for whatever purpose but that doesn't make their evidence or analysis "lies" and "deception" especially when taken in context of the larger situations. It's particularly of note to point out that the LDS church doesn't point out textual differences in editions of the BOM (and no, I do not care about the "typo" argument - that's irrelevant in this context).

      Most people do have the tendancy to take only the parts of truth that they like or agree with and run with that alone (assuming you can call anything "truth" at all).

    80. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      I believe I'll rule this planet while I'm still alive... does that count?

    81. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask and ye shall recieve...

      -Do you believe that Joseph Smith had magic spectacles with which he translated the Book of Mormon?

      No.

      -Why do Mormons wear long underwear with Masonic symbols on it?

      To keep us warm. Ask the Masons why they wear underwear with symbols from Solomon's temple on it.

      -Do you believe that Native Americans rather than originating from crossing over from Siberia to Alaska are a lost tribe of the Israelites?

      Yes, but modern "Native Americans" (I am one, BTW) are a mix of many genetic influences, but I personally doubt we come from the Clovis people as you seem to suggest. Much evidence exists that contradicts the "Clovis first" theory.

      -Do you believe that blacks are the descendants of Cain; an associate of Lucifer as stated by your church?

      No. You're probably getting this from the book Mormon Doctrine, which although written by a prominant Mormon leader, was never officially endorsed by the LDS church (much to the chagrin of the author) for this, and other inaccuracies contained therein. You are correct that this was a popular theory for many years among many members of the LDS church. It was never official doctrine.

      -Do you believe you will rule your own planet when you die?

      No. I'll have my own universe (if all goes well). Just like "God", as we like to call Him, isn't just the god of this planet earth, but this entire universe including all beings on other planets (yes, unlike much of Christianity, Mormon belief doesn't fall apart at the discovery of life on other planets) and all dimensions of it.

      For some decent rebuttuls to most of these rather outdated arguments, check out thisMormon apologetic site.

    82. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I'm a "Mormon", or more accurately, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

      Why do you people always do that? Catholics NEVER go "I'm a catholic, or more accuratly, a member of the Holy Roman Catholic Church". It's annoying, you know.

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    83. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      People do have a right to be called whatever they want to be called. The name "Mormon" refers to a prophet in the religion, for which the Book of Mormon is named. Therefore, in the Mormon's mind, there is definitely a distinction to be made between Mormon the prophet, and Mormon as a term for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

      It's not annoying, it's a small insight into the thoughts and mind of a group of people who believe differently than you do. You should value such things, rather than be annoyed by them.

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    84. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do you believe that Joseph Smith had magic spectacles with which he translated the Book of Mormon?

      I assume you're referring to the Urim and Thummim? These were not spectacles, but more like oddly shaped rocks and I don't know how he used them but I don't think he put them over his eyes. Or maybe he did, I don't see why that matters.

      Why do Mormons wear long underwear with Masonic symbols on it?

      The garments are symbolic of a few things, and particularly they are a symbol of our devotion and obedience. As for the Masonic symbols, what about them? Our rituals are supposed to be much like those of the ancient church. I don't know that much about the Masons, but I gather that they're supposed to have preserved such things, and therefore that there would be overlap seems perfectly reasonable.

      Do you believe that Native Americans rather than originating from crossing over from Siberia to Alaska are a lost tribe of the Israelites?

      Sort of. As far as I know, there isn't too much difinitive information about this in the church. We definitely believe that Isrealites came over to North America at about 600BC, and it seems to be a popular Mormon belief that current Native Americans are descended from these, but that is not entirely clear. It is possible that there was interbreeding, or that the Isrealites died off entirely.

      Do you believe that blacks are the descendants of Cain; an associate of Lucifer as stated by your church?

      I guess so, but we most definitely DO believe that one is responsible for one's own sins, not the sins of one's father. Today, there are blacks all over the world who are upstanding members of our church (blacks were given the right to the priesthood in 1978).

      Also, even if God set apart black people as Cain's seed and marked them with black skin and said they were not worthy of the priesthood until fairly recently, that does not mean that church members were ever given any excuse to hate black people.

      Do you believe you will rule your own planet when you die?

      Sort of, yeah, though it's a lot more complicated than that. We actually believe that the most faithful of us will go to the highest level of Heaven after the Millennium (1000 years of Christ ruling this Earth), after which we will continue to grow and learn and then eventually become Gods of our own planets/universes just like the God of this planet/universe.

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    85. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet D&C section 132 still exists. Mormons also believe that polygamy will be practiced in heaven. When will Gordon B come out with a statement that it was wrong?

    86. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Yet D&C section 132 still exists. Mormons also believe that polygamy will be practiced in heaven. When will Gordon B come out with a statement that it was wrong?

      Who the hell cares what the Mormons teach will go on in their fictitious sky kingdom? Is it that important? I mean some Muslims believe that when they go to heaven, they'll be serviced by virgins, and pre-Christian Germanic warriors believed that they battle all day and drink and have sex all night. What counts is what goes on in the real world, and not in any particular religion's alleged afterlife. In the real world, the Church of Latter Day Saints does not permit polygamy, and while they and the state of Utah should be doing a lot more to protect the young girls being married off to dirty old men, the fact is that on planet Earth you can't be a member of the official LDS and be a polygamist.

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    87. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      the reason why I compared the two is that for mormons, homosexuality is apparently a "moral issue", whereas they accept polygamy (well, they stopped doing it due to outside pressure, but deep down they still think it's a good idea). I was merely interested in knowing why homosexuality is a no-no, whereas polygamy is OK. In both cses we have consenting adults. One is OK, the other one is not OK. Why? If mormons can pick and choose what are "moral issues", then they can freely put their noses in just about any issue since they can simply determine it's a "moral issue".

      So, let me repeat: why is homosexuality a "moral issue", whereas polygamy is not?

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    88. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so you're a Mormon. Speaking of laughable. That explains so damn much, actually.

      Well, have fun with your magic space Underoos.

    89. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by revscat · · Score: 1

      To say that the conservative view is 'gloriously wrong' could be taken the wrong way. The definition of "conservative" is simply unchanged, how things used to be, etc...I'm always skeptical of someone who views the past as completely and utterly inferior.

      That is, bar none, the stupidest thing I have ever read outside of an Ann Coulter column. Let me get this straight: you think there are people out there who, merely because something was believed at some period in the past think that those beliefs are stupid? In other words, you really think there are people out there who base their beliefs upon WHEN those beliefs came into being?

      Wow. Just *wow.* The mental gymnastics it takes to reach that conclusion is just astounding. I'm willing to bet you spend a lot of time listening to talk radio, but that's just a guess.

      I'll take it as given that you deny it.

      In any event: you're wrong. Gloriously so. It seems that you don't realize this, but most people have pretty solid reasons for believing what they believe, even when those beliefs differ fundamentally from yours. And, by the way, I include YOU in this group.

    90. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Wrong. He DID use spectacles and then resorted to the rocks (a tool of his profession which was "finding" lost treasures by peering into a hat with rocks in it). For the benefit of those not yet educated, we are talking about Joseph Smith translating the Books of Mormon given to him by the Angel Moroni by peering into a hat containing rocks, sacred rocks at that... Yes, I am not making it up. We are talking about the Joseph Smith that had himself ordained "King on earth!"

      Here's a link for you on your church's revisionist history of what Joseph Smith claimed that happened with the Native Americans. There's a lot of historical/archaeological problems with the book of Mormons including elephants in the Western Hemisphere and advanced metal producing capabilities in America before 400 A.D.

    91. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Im a straight Candian atheist (thank god). But for the sake of argument, lets say Im a Gay American (theist/atheist not really relevant here..)

      Your comment:

      the Mormon church organized a massive door-to-door campaign to try to deny the gays their right to marry.

      Your parent poster said "except where a serious moral issue is involved", which this is.


      Is grossly wrong. This isnt a Moral Issue at all. It is a legal issue. A legal issue that has been decided. You cannot grant special privilage (the privilages aforded the married) based on sexual orientation. Get it? This is a CONSTITUTIONAL issue for you yanks.

      Straights cant grant themselves privilage and exclude people because they are not straight. Get it?

      What I (as the hypothetical gay yank) do as an adult, at my home is my business. But for you to write law that excludes me because I am not straight is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

      I repeat, this is not a moral issue at all - its a constitutional law issue. My (hypothetical) morals are none of your business; See: Liberty.

      Painting it as anything else is homophobic propaganda.

      To paraphrase; You keep your Theist Morality out of my Law, and I'll keep my Law out of your Theist Morality. Again, please see: Liberty (and maybe diversity and tolerance).

      In closing, I am reminded of The Wisdom of The Simpsons:

      Kid: But why can't we just make a law against %BEHAVIOUR%?
      Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.
      But if we changed the Constitution...
      Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
      Amendment: Now you're catching on!

    92. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like Mormons think for themselves, or even think. Their brains have been pithed and replaced with radio transponders. Don't confuse them with people.

    93. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dated a girl who came from a Mormon family once. Her father raper her every night. I kid you not, a fucked up bunch.

    94. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The conservative right is always gloriously wrong. Always.

      I'm in the conservative right and I agree with this statement 100%.

    95. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by closms · · Score: 1

      As a practicing Mormon, I think its appropriate to give Slashdot readers a response. Of course, the usual disclaimer applies: these are my views, although I study the gospel and the teachings of the modern day prophets, I don't understand everything.

      All religions apart from Mormonism are an "abomination" in the sight of God

      If you follow the provided link, it refers to the "First Vision" experience of Joseph Smith. I believe this that Joseph Smith did indeed see what he claimed he saw. During the vision, Joseph asked which church he should join, Joseph's description of the response is:

      "I was answered that I must join none of them, for they were all wrong; and the Personage who addressed me said that all their creeds were an abomination in his sight; that those professors were all corrupt; that: they draw near to me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me, they teach for doctrines the commandments of men, having a form of godliness, but they deny the power thereof."

      No one in the church denies this or otherwise tries to hide this, these are Christ's words.

      People of "dark skin" were less valiant in the pre-existence, so God cursed them in this life

      The book of Mormon clearly states that it is because of the sins of Laman and Lemuel that they were cursed with a skin of darkness. Their children also have this skin of darkness. This doesn't mean that dark-skinned people are sinners or otherwise less then light-skinned people. The Book of Mormon also talks about many wonderful blessings that will apply to the descendants of Laman and Lemuel.

      American Indians are really errant Jews, who lost the gospel when they rebeled against God

      See the previous response, if the Book of Mormon account is really true, then some Native Americans are descendants of Laman and Lemuel, no one said they all are. I believe the Book of Mormon account. Laman and Lemuel rebelled against God, this says nothing about ALL American Indians being rebels.

      There are three levels of heaven, and you can only get to the highest level by practicing polygamy; then you will be a God and have your own planet

      Many religions claim that we are children of God, so why can't we grow up and become like God. It makes sense to me. Regarding having our own planet, I've never heard this taught, but if this planet was created by God, and we can become like him, ....

      John the Beloved and the Three Nephites are eternal beings that roam the planet, even today, doing the work of God (and the prieshood needed to be restored through Joseph Smith... why exactly?)

      If God is all-powerful, why not make John and the three Nephites eternal beings who are still on the Earth at this time. If we are children of an eternal god, are we not all eternal beings. Death doesn't disclude the possibility of a resurrection. The biblical account of John the Beloved is quite clear, do other religions believe similar things?

      I don't understand your skepticism regarding the restoration of the Priesthood. It was lost, and was later restored. Joseph Smith was chosen to be the first person to receive the priesthood as part of the restoration.

      Joseph Smith could translate a common Egyptian Funeral Book, to find that it contained extensive writings by father Abraham

      Yes, this is the Book of Abraham, it's available at the LDS website if anyone is interested in reading it. I hadn't heard about the funeral book, just that Joseph Smith acquired some Egyptian papyri and that he translated it.

      Homosexuality is a disase that you must suffer for (I wonder when the 1978-esque "oops, my bad, blacks can have the priesthood now" gay revelation will come).

      I believe that every person has tendencies that are bad for them, anger, rage, etc. I don't doubt that same-sex attraction is very real, but I also believe that Gods law of chastity, which prohibits homosexuality, is d

    96. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely not. The Church stays strictly out of politics, except where a serious moral issue is involved, and then only the moral at issue is taught, but the vote and the law is up to the members individually.
      Isn't porn considered a "serious moral issue" by most morons?

    97. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      What I think doesn't matter at all. Its the simple definition of the word. You might want to change your identification from "Conservative Right" to something else. Most of the wrong stuff the Republican party does has nothing to do with being conservative.

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    98. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by ink · · Score: 1
      Yes, this is the Book of Abraham, it's available at the LDS website if anyone is interested in reading it. I hadn't heard about the funeral book, just that Joseph Smith acquired some Egyptian papyri and that he translated it.

      Maybe you should investigate that. It's quite interesting.

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    99. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Looks like some mormons have mod points today, oops. On second thought, it was all stuff that needed to be said. Information control is getting harder in this day and age, even for slashdot moderators.

    100. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Does any evidence exist of what your church claims as far as the Israelites coming over in 600BC?

    101. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No. You're probably getting this from the book Mormon Doctrine, which although written by a prominant Mormon leader, was never officially endorsed by the LDS church (much to the chagrin of the author) for this, and other inaccuracies contained therein. You are correct that this was a popular theory for many years among many members of the LDS church. It was never official doctrine.

      Brigham Young taught it (You know, the second prophet, the namesake of BYU):

      "Shall I tell you the law of God in regard to the AFRICAN RACE? If the WHITE man who belongs to the chosen seed mixes his blood with the seed of Cain, the PENALTY, under the LAW OF GOD, IS DEATH ON THE SPOT. THIS WILL ALWAYS BE SO." (Journal of Discourses, Vol. 10, page 110)

      Unless, of course, the teachings of the Living Prophet aren't doctrine (in which case, why bother with any aspect of Mormonism?).

    102. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, let me repeat: why is homosexuality a "moral issue", whereas polygamy is not?

      Because that's what the voices in the heads of their leaders tell them. You'll never get a better answer, no matter how many times you ask. But, I'm sure that if you pray about the Book of Mormon and get a fuzzy feeling, you'll hate homosexuality just like they do. It'll make you happy.

    103. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding, I've been modded down for being 'overrated'. I guess they don't have a "-1 Dannite Privilege" option.

    104. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really feel sorry for people like you

      You can take your passive-aggressive and condescending attitude back to your alt.religion.mormon forum. Personally, I wouldn't waste my time there. I left the church when I realized that it, like every other religion, is entirely man-made and that god is a construct that stems from the collective human psyche. I have read Fawn Brodie and found her to be a decent historian, but I find Joseph Campbell, Carl Sagan, and Michael Shermer to be much more adept at thrashing the Mormon institution to pieces. Funny how they accomplish that, without even talking about it. :-)

      My sincere prayer is that one day you'll come to the same realization that I made many years ago

      Do everyone a favor and stop talking to yourself. There is no god to hear your prayers.

    105. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by daperdan · · Score: 1

      I am a life long member of the LDS Church. This statement, assuming it to be true, is appalling. If any political literature, let alone a petition, is passed around on any church property, let alone any meeting, that is a blatent violation of published church policy. Period.

      Do a little research. In the 70s the LDS church crushed the Equal Rights Amendment by organizing in Stakes and church house across the country. The church was against equal rights for women in the workplace. ERA Article

      In Idaho, The Mormon church organized in opposition of a statewide lottery. You're kidding right?

    106. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brigham Young taught many things which were his own theories and were never canonized. Very little of that which is in his Journal of Discourses is official doctrine. It's a good read for understanding Brigham's thought patterns, and popular theories of the early church, though. Mormon prophets are just human beings. They aren't infallible (unlike the Catholic belief in the pope). Some teachings of the living prophet are doctrine, others aren't. To become official doctrine, it has to be accepted by a vote of the combined 1st presidency + quorum of 12 apostles. Unless it has passed through this process it may be the Lord's will, or it may be just another 19th century man spouting off. Based on later revelation, the latter is most likely in the case you cited.

    107. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      They run the political scene in Utah, and they have ever since Brigham Young was both the governor of the territory

      Nonsense--you obviously don't know what you are talking about. When prohibition was up for repeal in 1933, the Pesident of the church, as I recall, asked the people to vote against the repeal. Despite this, Utah voted in favor of the 21st ammendment, tipping it over the necessary 3/4 ratification number.

      Read about it.

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    108. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Rick+BigNail · · Score: 1
      "objective, educational sites"

      I don't think there are many.

    109. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      There is no mention of elephants anywhere in our scriptures. If you don't believe, it, try the google search: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q= elephant+site%3Alds.org&btnG=Search

      For comparison, here is the search for "Nephi," showing that it searches all of our scriptures: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q= nephi+site%3Alds.org&btnG=Search

      You don't know what you are talking about, and as a result are simply following the propaganda line. If you want to make ludicruous statements, please at least give a disclaimer.

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    110. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Rick+BigNail · · Score: 1

      "In other words, you really think there are people out there who base their beliefs upon WHEN those beliefs came into being?" Of course there are. You know too few people. Some people do hold the heuristic that new ideas are better than old idea in general.

    111. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Alsee · · Score: 1

      >deny the gays their right to marry.

      Your parent poster said "except where a serious moral issue is involved", which this is.


      I agree it is a very serious moral issue. It is not merely unconstitutional, but highly immoral for a law to attempt to discriminate in any area, including marriage applicants, on the basis of race, gender, or religion.

      The law can discriminate between adults applicants and 8 year old minors, the law can discriminate between a humans and a woodchuck, the law can discriminate between two people and fifty people, but the law can no more discriminate on the basis of gender than color. Trying to prohibit gay marriage is legally indistinguisable from trying to prohibit interracial marriage. And one third of the states in the country had laws against interracial marriages as recently as the 1960's.

      Of course this has no effect at all on churches. Churches are free to preform or not preform any ceremony they wish.

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    112. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Alsee · · Score: 1

      It sounds like someone should have their tax-exempt status revoked. Chuckle.

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    113. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Alsee · · Score: 1

      blacks were given the right to the priesthood in 1978

      1978. How very progressive.

      And equal rights for women? Maybe sometime around 2030?
      And I won't even BOTHER to ask about equal rights for gays.

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    114. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ether 9:19
      "And they also had horses, and asses, and there were elephants and cureloms and cumoms; all of which were useful unto man, and more especially the elephants and cureloms and cumoms."

      Try to think critically when you read your scriptures. You seem to be missing a lot.

    115. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Actually I do know what I'mt alking about as referenced by someone who beat me to it in reply to your remark. As far as ludicrous statements, I believe the whole Israelites migration story is one don't you? Unless of course your church has actual physical evidence of this.

    116. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't see the AC's remark below yours, here ya go:

      Ether 9:19
      "And they also had horses, and asses, and there were elephants and cureloms and cumoms; all of which were useful unto man, and more especially the elephants and cureloms and cumoms."

    117. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      What propganda line am I following?

    118. Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship by MikeDawg · · Score: 1

      Born and raised in Utah, and I will call Utah a "religious dictatorship". Part of my family is LDS (minority), and the rest are not (majority). The republicans got what I like to call the "Bubba" vote, and the fact that Utah goes along with the "Bubba" vote, just shows that much more. Don't even bring up politics to the LDS in Utah, as they have voted for a fair number of idiots for government (Jim Hanson being one of the biggest morons I've ever seen). The mid-west is the "Bubba" vote.

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  9. the Constitution: our new toilet paper by the+arbiter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love how it seems to be OK for legislators to just completely ignore the Constitution these days, just in order to make a point.

    I used to think the judiciary was out of line but apparently they're now the only people willing to stand between us and total madness.

    Can't wait for this to go to court. Shame they can't fine the representatives who waste the people's time and money passing crap legislation like this.

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  10. I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Utah does not want web hosting businesses to take root in the promised land.

  11. Re:Wow! by yobbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first slashdot post said the governor was considering it. This one says he has.

    Now, Dupe Nazi, how else am I supposed to know he actually signed it, unless there's a follow up article? Guess? Assume?

  12. For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by Staplerh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Is justified! This is a free speech issue. From the article:

    The controversial bill . . . will require ISPs to block access to websites deemed "harmful to minors" on request. This blacklist will be drawn up by the state's Attorney General.

    Poppycock. Clearly, the first amendment protects free speech - and this is a clear abridgement of this right. Just because perhaps most of the good citizens of Utah don't agree with their children being able to view pornography does not justify this move. Of course, I'm not the only one to think this way and hopefully this law will be struck down as in these other cases:

    Groups such as the American Civil Liberties Union go further and warn the bill violates the US Constitution's First Amendment on free speech and the Commerce Clause. Six other states have had similar legislation ruled unconstitutional, resulting in huge legal bills for residents, Media Coalition director David Horowitz told the Salt Lake City Tribune.

    Meh, thank goodness I don't pay taxes in those states. Stupid legislators.

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    1. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Poppycock. Clearly, the first amendment protects free speech - and this is a clear abridgement of this right. Just because perhaps most of the good citizens of Utah don't agree with their children being able to view pornography does not justify this move.

      ISPs are forced to provide a filtered internet connection at the request of the customer. Freedom of speech doesn't mean I have to hear what you say. If I (as the person paying for the internet access in the house I own), choose to filter my internet, then I am allowed to do so.

      Whether or not forcing ISPs to offer a filtered internet for those who want it is right is not a First Ammendmant issue.

    2. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1
      Forget the constitutionality of it, it's just plain stupid on so many levels:

      The ratings system isn't enforceable outside of the Utah, where I'm guessing 99.98 per cent of the smut originates.

      "Black market" proxies will become very profitable (see Saudia Arabia). So will flat-rate dial-up originating from out-of-state ISPs taking advantage of the situation. How will they deal with ad hoc wireless? How about satellite service?

      They're making ISPs legally liable for something they have no control over. That's not a solid legal foundation. Neither is a felony an appropriate charge for non-compliance.

      They're having the A.G.'s office draw up the list. There are already private companies that do a good job with classifying content and filtering it through software.

      Why do the ISPs have to handle the list submissions instead of the A.G.'s office? Oh that's right, because it's expensive to field those calls. Any right-thinking ISP should immediately quadruple access fees in Utah.

      HTTP is not the only protocol that delivers naughty pictures to a hard drive.

      Who updates the list, the ISP? Or will it be a static list, so it's almost worthless in a year? What kind of supercomputers are they going to use for the line-matching on every piece of traffic coming into the state?

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    3. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Is this the same David Horowitz who published his enemies list online?

    4. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by bodrell · · Score: 1
      Whether or not forcing ISPs to offer a filtered internet for those who want it is right is not a First Ammendmant issue. [sic]

      What is a First Ammendment issue is that the state attorney general is the one who's making the list. That's state censorship if I've ever seen it. Besides, customers have plenty of filtering services available, so any law instituting a state blacklist is just iron-fisted proselytizing by the LDS Utah government.

      How much you want to bet that alcohol-oriented and anti-Mormon websites are going to be on that blacklist? After all, the list is optional, so by your definition that isn't censorship.

      If you think I might be exaggerating, consider the case of Polygamy Porter, which got totally screwed by the Utah government when "the Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control (UDABC) announced that using religion in advertising would not be permitted," though the law was later overturned.

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    5. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      But are the filters for the subscriber, or the people the subscriber shares the connection with?

      Under the guise of them being strictly intended for the subscribers, your argument (and many similar and identical arguments posted) makes sense.

      If it's for the people the subscriber shares the connection with, then it doesn't make sense.

      For a long time, however, people have been able to get the same functionality by installing third-party software like Net-Nanny et al. The only difference in this case is the state makes the list, and mandates that everyone be able to easily apply it.

      It's abusive monopoly behavior. The state is mandating a morality hitlist that is easily applied, kinda like Microsoft mandating that everyone be able to "easily apply" Internet Explorer. They both bundled it with a "must-have" product. That, I have a problem with.

      But another interesting question that lurks among the issues: Should the federal government be able to put the behavior of states under conditions effectively the same limitations as monopolies?

    6. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by Gooba42 · · Score: 1

      Isn't NetNanny or the like *already* available commercially? Are the computers in Utah propietary such that they can't run the filtering software readily available from any retail software vendor?

      Why should the ISP be forced to provide the software, particularly when it's coming out of their pocket? Are the parents in Utah unable or unwilling to protect their own children? If so, why should someone else be forced to do it for them? Shouldn't they be going out and aquiring the means to do their jobs as parents?

      An ISP could and maybe should offer such a service, but it should be voluntary, not legislated and it shouldn't be foisted off on all of the ISP's customers to pay for those who want it.

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    7. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Maybe not, but as if ISP's didn't have a hard enough time trying to get common carrier status, this kinda screws them in Utah.

      It's a stupid law that abuses government power. If an ISP wanted to offer this, then they would offer it. It really is something that should be done on the customer side, regardless. If people wanted something like this, they could use a service like AOL that has it built in. For everybody else, they can use something else that's reasonably priced.

    8. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      There could be a free speech issue involved in that the government is the one who adds sites to the list. The worry I see is that the government will add sites that don't fit the description of what they say they're blocking (smut) and will begin to expand that list to include non-conservative sites that are completely legitimate, such as Planned Parenthood, gay rights sites and the like. I dislike the idea of parents, with the help of government, "protecting" their children from opposing viewpoints.

      The real first amendment issue would be whether this blocking will be required in libraries. I believe blocking software can be required in libraries but my understanding is that in those cases the government doesn't decide the list. When the government starts deciding the list of unacceptable sites, things start to get a bit dicey.

    9. Re:For once, the first amendment sabre rattling... by Vince+Mo'aluka · · Score: 1

      No, it is not an attack on freedom of speech. It is an attack on the right to voluntary association, which is every bit as fundamental a human right as freedom of speech.

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  13. Lots of FUD by Apreche · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There's a lot of FUD going out about this law, but all of us know the real deal.
    • It can't be inforced, not even remotely plausible.
    • It's fundamentally anti-freedom and wrong.
    • Porn powers technology, therefore anti-porn laws are anti-technology, go luddites!
    • Utah is a screwed up place.
    • Expect lawsuits against the state of Utah by porn sites and ISPs.
    • It just doesn't matter.
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    1. Re:Lots of FUD by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Go FUD yourself.

      It can't be inforced, not even remotely plausible.
      The law just says they have to allow customers to block a list of sites. If the ISP doesn't block something that is not on the list, no problem.

      It's fundamentally anti-freedom and wrong.
      Since when is it anti-freedom to give someone more choices than they had before?

      Utah is a screwed up place.
      Yeah, Utah is different. But after spending a week in Las Vegas where I did nothing but inhale other's cigarette smoke, I'm happy to be back here.

      Expect lawsuits against the state of Utah by porn sites and ISPs.
      How is this different than say, the no call list? People chose to ban sales people from calling them. Lawsuits against it failed. People can now choose to ban certain sites from coming into their house.

      It just doesn't matter.
      Time will tell. But sometimes you have to take a stand. Utah also is a leader in passing anti-spyware bills. That probably won't matter, either, but it certainly is a step in the right direction.

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    2. Re:Lots of FUD by SoCalEd · · Score: 1

      This gets modded "insightful?"

      Tell me, which was the insightful bit, "it just doesn't matter" or "Utah is a screwed up place?"

      Sheesh.

      Mod me up "informative" for calling bullshit on this. Yikes.

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    3. Re:Lots of FUD by bani · · Score: 1

      I lived in utah for 15 years. there's many reasons they call living in utah "behind the zion curtain".

    4. Re:Lots of FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The title of your post is indeed correct, it represents the contents very well.

    5. Re:Lots of FUD by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      People can now choose to ban certain sites from coming into their house.

      Uh yeah. Like they were forced to see pr0n before? People did not have the opportunity to close their browser windows before that bill was passed? Yeah... I know the problem. I always feel the urge to click on Fark's boobies links too. I hope that bill will come to Canada soon to save my soul.

      Seriously though, I agree with you, I don't think it's really against people's freedoms. However, when people rely on the state to "protect" them instead of taking their own responsibilities, I find it stupid. Just like when someone sues McDonald's because the food is fat. Or cigarette makers because they're addicted. Fuck! Take care of yourself and act like an adult. Do people really NEED laws to behave? How about judgement and common sense? ....

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    6. Re:Lots of FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Mandates an opt-in list, so I'm not particularly worried. Now if it required opting out, or was just enforced without the option not to use it, that would be a problem.

    7. Re:Lots of FUD by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Uh yeah. Like they were forced to see pr0n before?

      You have never seen a pop-up window? You click to close one, and 100 others open up? Porn sites love using pop-ups.

      Yeah... I know the problem. I always feel the urge to click on Fark's boobies links too.

      Try mistyping the link to legitimate websites. Try going to whitehouse, but not the gov domain. Try doing a search on google looking for links to websites about breast disease. You will get porn everywhere. It is so bad, I don't even do a search on google anymore without restricting results to site:edu or site:org.

      However, when people rely on the state to "protect" them instead of taking their own responsibilities, I find it stupid

      Not everyone is computer literate. Not everyone wants to be computer literate. Some people just want to use the internet as a tool, to find information or communicate. And this law is about kids, giving parents a way to block obscene content.

      This law is badly needed.

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    8. Re:Lots of FUD by Cap'n+Steve · · Score: 1

      "How is this different than say, the no call list?"

      Because there's no such thing as an unsolicited web site. It's more comparable to the do not call list blocking me from calling the telemarketers.

    9. Re:Lots of FUD by InfiniteReality · · Score: 1

      Go FUD yourself.

      It's fundamentally anti-freedom and wrong.
      Since when is it anti-freedom to give someone more choices than they had before?


      How is this law giving people MORE choices?

      Here's a fun exercise. Go to google. Search for "christian ISP Utah" (sans quotes), and look at all of the hits. There are already TONS of ISPs available which block objectionable sites. There are already TONS of software suites available which block objectionable sites.

      The citizens of Utah already had these "new choices", because the free market determined that there was a demand for filtered internet service. Utah had no reason to step in.

    10. Re:Lots of FUD by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      You have never seen a pop-up window?

      Yeah. That's what I meant by responsibility. It's up to people to chose the right browser, the right OS and the proper tools to protect themselves. We shouldn't need the government to do that. But then again, people just want a 200$ PC that works out of the box and they don't want to learn shit about shit.

      Try mistyping the link to legitimate websites.

      I agree this is a pain in the ass. But most search engines offer tools and/or parameters to narrow your search to what you are looking for. Just learn. It is not the ISP's or the govt's duty to teach us that.

      I don't even do a search on google anymore without restricting results to site:edu or site:org.

      Stop searching for breasts ;P

      Not everyone is computer literate. Not everyone wants to be computer literate.

      And that's exactly the problem. People seem to think that when you get a computer, everything will be working like they please and the whole internet will kneel before them. That's not how it works. You need to learn how to use a washing machine before you throw your 50$ shirt in it, right? How about learning how to properly use the computer?

      I'm not going to the extreme of suing people for becoming part of a zombie network, but they should be aware that computers require some degree of knowledge and competence. To this day, there is no such thing as a turn-key computer -- you'll have to learn something and you need to know that when you visit a casino site, you're very likely to see pornography in popup windows if you've not been careful enough to install, say, Firefox.

      Maybe someday computer will be completely automatic and they'll do what is allowed by the government. But I'd rather whish that some day, people will be computer literate enough to use plain computers...

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  14. Just one question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are they posting that list?

  15. On Request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The controversial bill (PDF)will require ISPs to block access to websites deemed "harmful to minors" on request. This blacklist will be drawn up by the state's Attorney General.

    on request.

    ON REQUEST.

    This is not going to block every user from playboy.com. It will give people access to a list of websited to filter ON REQUEST.

    1. Re:On Request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is not going to block every user from playboy.com. It will give people access to a list of websited to filter ON REQUEST.
      This capability already exists. It's called "Net Nanny" (and several competing packages), and it doesn't take a freaking law to get it.

      Why should ISPs have to implement the blocks on their end? This creates additional cost for the ISPs, which will be passed along to all of their customers, whether they request it or not. If you don't want your kids looking at porn, pay your own money to get Net Nanny, or maybe keep your kids off the computer when you aren't around to keep an eye on them.

      The entire world is not, and cannot be made to be 100% child-safe. I wish that an apparently growing number of people would get this through their thick damned skulls.
    2. Re:On Request. by Wordsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      THere's still something dangerous with the state deciding which material is objectionable, and which isn't, even if the blacklist is optional.

      for instance, lets say we have two borderline objectionable sites, both with some potentially redeeming social content on them. one's content has liberal leanings. the other has conservative leanings. do you want the government even making a recomendation as to which one is ok for your children to see? do you want it giving a commercial advantage to one over the other? do you want one to enjoy the validation of the government's implicit endorsement, while the other suffers because of the persecution of the government's placement on the list?

    3. Re:On Request. by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

      "THere's still something dangerous with the state deciding which material is objectionable, and which isn't, even if the blacklist is optional." "This blacklist will be drawn up by the state's Attorney General." There's something dangerous with the state's Attorney General deciding which material is objectionable. OMG is it just one person making these decisions?

    4. Re:On Request. by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      5 mod points says that this list wont be accessible to the public, so the average person wont be able to critique the selctions, and that the ISPs will have to pay for the list for the privilege to comply with the law.

    5. Re:On Request. by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      "THere's still something dangerous with the state deciding which material is objectionable, and which isn't, even if the blacklist is optional"

      Would this be anything like the laws against sending obscene content through the US postal service?

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    6. Re:On Request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG is it just one person making these decisions?

      in a word, "yes".

    7. Re:On Request. by matthewcraig · · Score: 1

      On request, yes ... in theory. But, in practical implementation ISPs will block it for everyone. Why? (1) If they typo someone's configuration they will be sued. (2) It requires alot less computational power to deny access to all user than check each web site request against the governor's list, then to cross reference against the list of customers requesting blocking, then to cross reference against the DHCP server.

      if then block

      or

      if and and then block

      Which do you think they will do? Which is easier to set up and administer?

    8. Re:On Request. by matthewcraig · · Score: 1

      On request, yes ... in theory. But, in practical implementation ISPs will block it for everyone. Why? (1) If they typo someone's configuration they will be sued. (2) It requires alot less computational power to deny access to all user than check each web site request against the governor's list, then to cross reference against the list of customers requesting blocking, then to cross reference against the DHCP server.

      if [bad-www] then block

      or

      if [bad-www] and [source-ip = DHCP IP] and [customer database reference = DHCP IP] then block

      Which do you think they will do? Which is easier to set up and administer?

    9. Re:On Request. by matthewcraig · · Score: 1

      Curse my lack of preview usage.

    10. Re:On Request. by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      5 mod points says that this list wont be accessible to the public, so the average person wont be able to critique the selctions, and that the ISPs will have to pay for the list for the privilege to comply with the law.

      There is something called the Freedom of Information Act. Anyone who wants to will be able to see the law, and the banned websites.

      I think the real problem will be with keeping up with websites. Porn grows exponentially. It is like having rabbits. You start with 2, in 6 months you have 400, in 2 years you have 5,000,000.

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    11. Re:On Request. by khrtt · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this is different from adding 127.0.0.1 in front of each line in the blacklist and dumping it in /etc/hosts (or wherever you version of Windows has it) locally on your machine.

      This law is not at all unconstitutional, or bad for your freedom in any way, mind you, since it's an opt-in block. It's just stupid, 'cause equivalent means are already present in existing technology. The problem this law is trying to solve is technical, not legal. The governor is a moron, and so is his whole crew.

    12. Re:On Request. by ryanisflyboy · · Score: 1

      In Utah nearly every one will do so. I bet most of the ISPs outside of the Salt Lake area will just block by default and 'include' you in upon request instead of exclude.

      The REAL beef the ISPs have with this in Utah is that here (due to the Mormon religious views) filtering is _big_ business. ISPs charge extra for that. Now they have to give it to you for free. That hits them in the bottom line.

      For those that don't know. Mormons have a strict code of morality they follow. Not following it prevents members from participating in certain church services, and could lead to church disciplinary action. Also, church leaders have very strongly been against the Internet due to the 'readily accessibly filth' that apparently comes at you left and right while searching for dead relatives at genealogy sites. So, from a social, religious, and moral stand point Utah is really big on Internet filtering. They have a love hate relationship with the Internet. They love it for the genealogy, they hate it for the porn.

      The culture here is very big on this thing. It's not just the Internet. They even have video stores here with edited rated-R movies to make them more "PG" friendly.

      I have a diced up version of "Office Space" with 'offensive' words cut out, and little 'black dots' over the actors mouths when they curse so you can't "mentally" see what they are saying. Now, you gotta love that.

    13. Re:On Request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is something called the Freedom of Information Act. Anyone who wants to will be able to see the law, and the banned websites.

      Nah... they'll just classify the list. X_x

    14. Re:On Request. by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      Some comedian said, if they removed porn from the Internet, all that would be left is one site, and it would be www.bringbacktheporn.com

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    15. Re:On Request. by kris_lang · · Score: 1

      and a Pastrami on Rye says that you'll be required to buy the list from a vendor who has both a sweetheart deal with the state government and a cozy relationship with the governor or someone on his staff. For similar examples, look at BearingPoint scandals in Florida and all of the privatization fiascos in Florida and California. Google-twins power activate!

    16. Re:On Request. by Xibby · · Score: 1

      So the law allows the Attorney General of Utah to surf porn sites and get paid for it? I predict an intern incident within four years.

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    17. Re:On Request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The controversial bill (PDF)will require ISPs to block access to websites deemed "harmful to minors" on request. This blacklist will be drawn up by the state's Attorney General.

      >on request.

      >ON REQUEST.

      >This is not going to block every user from playboy.com. It will give people access to a list of websited to filter ON REQUEST.

      require

      REQUIRE

      If you don't like the way I run MY company don't use my services!

    18. Re:On Request. by SidShakal · · Score: 1

      OMG is it just one person making these decisions?

      I don't believe it is.

      Consider yourself as a very busy state Attorney General. Are you going to go through the whole internet and list sites that are objectionable? Do you have the time required for such a gargantuan task?

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    19. Re:On Request. by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      Alright, I expect you to mod all of my posts up next time you get mod points.

      From the bill:

      (3) The attorney general shall make the adult content registry available for public
      dissemination in a readily accessible access restricted electronic format.


      Please, stop spreading FUD.

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    20. Re:On Request. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      must now rate their websites or face 3rd degree felony charges

      prison.

      PRISON.

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  16. Last ISP to leave Utah... by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...please turn off the router.

    Seriously, how long until they move three feet over the state border to circumvent this?

    1. Re:Last ISP to leave Utah... by mr.+methane · · Score: 1

      There are a few tech companies in SLC, a good number of them in telecom development, but utah is a stub for the most part as far as the web is concerned.

      I don't think it's a workable law, and impractical laws don't generally accrue respect for the legislatures authoring them.

      That said....

      BigAssRouter#conf t
      BigAssRouter(config)#int utah 0/0
      BigAssRouter(config-if)#shut
      BigAssRouter(co nfig-if)#^Z
      % Configured from console by RagingSlashdotter

  17. The actual bill by micsmith · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Html versions of the bill's introduction, amendment, and enrollment

    It's a brave new world.

  18. Cool Job Opportunity by anagama · · Score: 5, Funny


    How many here would like to work for the UT AG's office as the official porn site screener? Can you imagine, getting decent pay, good benefits and spending your days surfing porn? I wonder if telecomuting is an option (I need saltwater proximity).

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    1. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      Ah...dude...you forgot the great salt lake so I guess you would still be stuck in utah even if you could telecomute.

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    2. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason it's named SALT Lake City...

    3. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      Have you ever heard of the fucking Great Salt Lake?

      Man, people are bad at geography.

    4. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by thedogcow · · Score: 1

      You've just described my normal day at work. Oh wait, I've just been fired. Well I have experience at looking at porn so off to Utah I go.

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    5. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by shawb · · Score: 1

      You say you nead salt water?

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    6. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by anagama · · Score: 1

      Saltwater proximity: I meant to imply Ocean Water.

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    7. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by garvon · · Score: 1

      (I need saltwater proximity). Salt Lake City! ;-)

    8. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I used to have a job at a company called Rulespace "training" content recognition engines (a cluster of linux machines called the ontobot). Basically (and yes I really got paid for this) all I did was sift through mountains of porn clicking accept/decline all day long. There was other content too, but 90% of it was porn.

      Ultimately what it did was desensitize me to porn :(.

    9. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine, getting decent pay, good benefits and spending your days surfing porn?

      Dude, they only budgeted $100,000 for creation of the list. It'll be done by minimum wage drones and/or college students.

      Come to think of it, they'll probably farm it out to a company that hires illegals because they're cheaper.

    10. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by cont4gion · · Score: 1
      I wonder if telecomuting is an option (I need saltwater proximity).


      Dont worry we have The Great Salt Lake here :) :P
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    11. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by ryanisflyboy · · Score: 1

      Her name is Paula Houston:

      See here.

    12. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to have a job at a company called Rulespace...

      Small world. Was Alan P. as much of a backstabbing prick back then?

    13. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      >>I wonder if telecomuting is an option (I need saltwater proximity).

      Let me think... Where in Utah can one find salt water... Hhmm...

      Yeppers, I guess you'll just have to live on the coast.

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    14. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I don't know if I should moderate you as "+5 Funny" or "+5 Really Sad". You mean you were unable to get a woody seeing pr0n all day long? Tough, man.

      [Posted Anonymously because of the Don't-Moderate-And-Post rule]

    15. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've met the Utah Attorney General. He's quite sharp. There are several companies that provide blacklists to filtering companies. It seems logical that the Utah attorney general would simply subscribe to one or more of these, or point to it in attempting to economically execute this law. I can't imagine him trying to create Utah's own list.

    16. Re:Cool Job Opportunity by jimand · · Score: 1

      Requiring proximity to saltwater doesn't rule out Utah. Any guesses as to why the capital of Utah is known as "Salt Lake City"?

  19. American's love their State's Rights by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 2, Informative

    While I, though perhaps not to the extent that most of you take it, love my internet porn, I have to side with the state legislature on this item. Utah, known for it's very conservative bent due to the overwhelming majority of its citizens being Mormons, has every right to shape the law to fit their "community standards".

    This isn't about any sort of Freedom of Speech issue. No one is banning the creation of internet porn inside the state. That is still covered by the Freedom of Speech clause. However, access to such is not a right, at least to those of a certain philosophical mind.

    I hope that there is no further erosion of the concept of State's Rights as fallout from this.

    1. Re:American's love their State's Rights by Staplerh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ahh, there's the realization of De Toqueville's Tyranny of the Majority - a majority (Mormons in this case), running willy nilly over silly things like 'constitutional rights' that might do something dastardly like supporting unpopular minority rights.

      Meh, unfettered democracy is a stupid, dumb idea and this is a perfect case study - the tyranny of the Mormons.

      Hard to take that seriously, perhaps, but it is chilling...

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    2. Re:American's love their State's Rights by Buddha+Joe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about parents not letting their children use the internet unsupervised?

      Heaven forbid parents actually be forced to keep an eye on their kids.

    3. Re:American's love their State's Rights by shawb · · Score: 1

      Well, access to the speech really isn't being infringed upon, unless you are under 18 and your parents don't want you looking at pictures of boobs. Although if you want to get tinfoil hat, they could just be testing that waters with this bill.

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    4. Re:American's love their State's Rights by tehwebguy · · Score: 0

      the point isn't that free speech is being taken away. it's that companies are going to have to start changing the way their business works when it shouldn't be their job to. anyone with children or parents (that's right, that means everyone) knows that it is a parents duty to keep an eye on their kids, including their internet life.

      that's like requiring rockstar games to have a child lock that parents have the option to enable. something like this would be useless, because a parent concerned with the game and its effects on young children would already not let their child obtain the game.

      why force a company to do a parent's job?

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    5. Re:American's love their State's Rights by xthor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a majority (Mormons in this case), running willy nilly over silly things like 'constitutional rights' that might do something dastardly like supporting unpopular minority rights.

      Ya know, I love people that think that just because something happened in Utah, that the Mormons must be involved.

      Have you even READ the bill? Or the article? Or previous posts? Here, I'll paste it in for ya:

      "Upon request by a consumer, a service provider may not transmit material from a content provider site listed on the adult content registry."

      UPON REQUEST BY A CONSUMER.

      So, lemme ask, am I trampling on someone else's constitutional rights when I block that crap using Squid so my kids can't get to it at home? According to your logic, I don't even have the RIGHT to have that content blocked if I so desire.

      Sounds to me like the pr0n can still flow freely, if that's what the subscriber wants.

    6. Re:American's love their State's Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft... whatever. Haven't you witnessed the tyranny of Slashdot readers? Crushing websites left and right? Not to mention the flak you get for posting a message on the merits of Longhorn. +1 Insightful indeed.

    7. Re:American's love their State's Rights by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the constitution say interstate commerce is the federal gov't's responsibility? Thus, wouldn't Utah be overstepping its bounds in blocking porn outside of Utah?

      As for free speech, actually, the reason it doesn't infring on 1st amendment rights is that the list is opt-in.

    8. Re:American's love their State's Rights by cgranade · · Score: 1

      I've read through enough trolling, and must suspend my lurker status on this issue. Let me be the five hundredth to cry out "bullshit." Forcing someone to add government mandated content to their speech is not compliant with free speech. Furthermore, is there a simple means for a blacklisted site to determine why it was blacklisted? If not, then that is an abridgement of free speech, as the full implications are not made clear to the customer. Also, to block at the ISP level will lead to those with free speech rights being limited by choices made by others without their permission.

      Oh, and on the whole Mormon thing, I have every reason to suspect Mormon involvement, as religious fundamentalists are typically the motivators of such idiocy.

      Seems to me that the whole issue could be very easily solved by parents actually being responsible and taking an active interest in their children's lives, rather than relegating responsibility to the government and to technology. If parents actually talked to their kids about the 'net, we'd see a large reduction in such idiocy as this; the government is not a Big Daddy- don't treat it as such.

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    9. Re:American's love their State's Rights by lord+sibn · · Score: 1

      Please keep in mind that when I refer to "majority rule," I really am referring to "the will of the people," since it is logically impossible to have rules that please everybody, everywhere, all the time. You have to please the majority.

      So... what you're telling me is that "the government should represent the people by majority rule, unless the majority happens to oppose my ideals."

      What do you propose "they" do? Turn control around and put it in the hands of the minority? Why?

    10. Re:American's love their State's Rights by Jameth · · Score: 1

      You are presuming, however, that this will not be overturned. If it is overturned, it's a fairly good example of how the system works properly. And, seeing as similar laws in other states have already been overturned, this one may be as well.

    11. Re:American's love their State's Rights by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      This isn't about any sort of Freedom of Speech issue. No one is banning the creation of internet porn inside the state. That is still covered by the Freedom of Speech clause. However, access to such is not a right, at least to those of a certain philosophical mind.

      You are mixing two different uses of the word "right". Even a person who despises porn still has a right to view porn, they choose not to. Beyond that, it's an idiotic law that is almost completely unenforceable. There are products out there that can block porn already. This is nothing more than political posturing. Doubtless religious conservatives will be cheering, which was precisely the point of this.

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  20. How to verify if the ISP block was successful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Utah government should have a page titled "random blocked website" to *cough* verify that the ISP block is indeed working.

  21. Just to be clear by dcclark · · Score: 2, Informative

    It should be made clear that this bill does NOT force ISP's to block the sites all the time, but rather forces them to block those sites for specific subscribers, upon request. So this is basically saying "if you want to block people from accessing these sites from your home, your ISP will do this for you."

    Not that I think this law is a good idea, but it's easy to read a bit fast and mistake it for something even worse.

    1. Re:Just to be clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a good idea? I think it is the only possible solution to the problem of internet filtering.

      By the time packets reach the home computer, it is already too late. As long as the home computer user (child) has the ability to circumvent the filtering at home, then there is no stopping them from accessing inappropriate material online.

      However, by blocking the packets upstream before they ever get to the user's NIC, the blocking becomes total and the home computer user is at no risk to seeing the questionable material.

    2. Re:Just to be clear by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How long until the ISP does it automatically (hey they will probobly raise everyones prices to accomodate the service anyways) or it somehow interferes with a persons ability to do business with the internet porn industry.

      As soon as some wife (or mother of an 18year old) of someone who would pay for porn, has this restriction put on thier account--but the guy is too scared to tell her that he wants porn--the porn industry is going to throw thier heaps of money in along with the ACLU in getting this bill struck down. Then the bill will just end up costing the state even more money (which will get passed on to the taxpayers).

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    3. Re:Just to be clear by Loonacy · · Score: 1

      No, it's not that bad. They're just going to raise prices so I can pay to have my ISP filter out websites for some schmucks who are too lazy to monitor their children's web usage.

  22. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by Kraeloc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, but it's for the children! We must protect the children! If they go to too many porn sites, they might forget to take their 80 milligrams of Ritalin every day!

  23. HAve you actually read the bill? by chiapetofborg · · Score: 5, Informative

    "requires a service provider to prevent certain access to Internet material harmful to minors, if requested by the consumer;" If requested by the consumer. If you want to surf porn, you still can. What's the problem here? It's just like having people choose whether or not they want to have those kinds of things filtered.

    1. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by micsmith · · Score: 0

      In fact, "$250,000 in monies" is to be allocated to conduct this. I suppose they could hire five of us /.'ers for a reasonable salary for a year. We would be sure to make sure we discovered each and everyone of those "distasteful" sites to be filtered.

    2. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to surf porn, you still can. What's the problem here?

      Uh, I'm 16 and my parents are fundies.

      If the filtering system is accessible via a password however, I shouldn't have any problem getting in and disabling the filter. My mom always uses passwords like "virginmary" and "l0rdj3zus".

    3. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      If requested by the consumer. If you want to surf porn, you still can. What's the problem here?
      The problem is that the responsibility is being shifted to ISPs.

      If the consumer wants a "filtered" internet, he can get it already:

      He can go sign up with one of the religious-affiliated nationwide ISPs that already have strict caching and blocking in place (mostly dialup, but if he's serious about the filters, it's an option).

      He can go buy any number of software packages to "lockdown" his computer. Net-Nanny comes to mind.

      Or if his kids are really that big of a problem when it comes to following his rules, he can even turn that fancy computin' machine off, who'd have thought, and confiscate the power cord to keep them from visiting inappropriate websites.

      There is no reason for a law here, and there's certainly no reason to shift the burden from the consumer to the ISP.
    4. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by chiapetofborg · · Score: 1

      Hey, you two anoncowards, you each need to read each other's posts. No, it won't be password protected because its requested to the ISP, they track it. Yes, there are religious ISPs all over the place (but only some of them really have lots of options. Dial-up just isn't good enough for some) The problem is that kids these days, can hack through any software, so an ISP solution would be great. Really how hard is it to (if user is in list X, don't allow them to make requests to sites in list Y). It isn't that much work.

    5. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than go through the expense of supporting these optional (and useless) filters, are ISPs free to decide consumers requesting these filters would best be served by some other (more expensive) ISP? If not, then I'm subsidizing them. Typical welfare-state action.

    6. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many anonymous re-directors, even plug-ins for IE/FF to do this automatically. It will block the 10 and under, but older than that and they'll know/find out what to do to side step the ISP blocking.

    7. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by chiapetofborg · · Score: 0

      Sidestep the ISP blocking? I make a request to a banned IP, the ISP blocks it. It's not software, its not hardware. The minor user has no way of disabling it (short of some social engineering, I hope your voice doesn't crack over the phone) How many 10 year olds (or 20 year olds) can hack a remote computer to act as proxy? Cuz that's the way around it.

    8. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by phauxfinnish · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two Words:

      Google Translate.

    9. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by ehiris · · Score: 1

      ISP prices could be driven up because all the extra security requires extra processing.

      It could also be argued that many people in Utah will protect themselves from the "evil" pr0n by having their hand held by the government and bandwidth needs are going to be reduced.

      Which one do you think will happen?

    10. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Kanasta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the problem is,
      1) ISPs wasting money on useless filters
      2) parents using computers as babysitters since the filters are infallible, right?
      3) said parents randomly suing ISPs because their infallible filters didn't filter out some site

    11. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by asoko · · Score: 1

      You know, everyone's focusing on consumers here. The government is not taking away consumers' freedoms directly - it's taking away ISP's freedoms. If I'm running an ISP and I want to provide cheap, simple service with no frills (and no optional blocking service), this bill prevents me from doing so.

      The way it removes consumer freedom is it prevents one from choosing an ISP without this blocking service in order to save money. The choice that's being limited is the choice of cheaper internet service, not porn vs. blocking.

    12. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by aaronl · · Score: 1

      You don't have to hack anything. Use one of the very large number of proxy services out there. Use Google caches, get your friend to run a proxy, run one on a school computer, etc, etc, etc. Kids find ways around most things and this will be no different. Now ISP's in Utah will just have to waste money by being forced to do this against their will.

    13. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Gooba42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And forcing ISPs to pay for a product that the concerned parents could just as easily get for themselves.

      If they hadn't legislated providing the means to filter the content, it would have been fine.

      Actually... they should have just produced the list and then certified whatever software complied with the list. Let parents choose whatever software or filtering set up they want and pay for it themselves but gain the benefit of a standard list that is up for public scrutiny unlike the current offerings.

      You preserve community standards, you offer the parents a solution and you don't force anybody to pay for anything unless you want to complain about the couple of cents on the dollar of your taxes being used to produce the list.

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    14. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What's the problem here? It's just like having people choose whether or not they want to have those kinds of things filtered.
      Why does it need to be law? It's already possible for people who want this kind of thing to get it, so what's the point?
    15. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Unordained · · Score: 1

      My rule of thumb for good laws is this: "does this law say it is illegal to maliciously harm someone against their will"? In this case, the existence of the law implies that the ISPs, by -not- offering to filter content for users on demand, are actively hurting people. Are they? At best, I could see filing this as "non-assistance to person in danger" (idly standing by) but that would still require that someone -else- (porn sites) be actively hurting consumers against their will. You generally don't go to porn sites without conscious effort, ergo, you're responsible for winding up there, and responsible for any harm this may cause you (if any, which is, to me, debatable.) Internet access and the "risks" involved, are optional. We're not talking about making sure citizens have access to potable water.

      It should not be law. It's a sound basis for product design "hey, users want to browse the web but keep themselves and their kids from actively and/or accidentally coming across porn".

    16. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      The problem, for me, is not the restriction on private usage like many people here keep bringing up. I agree with you. The bill is only designed to limit access to people who request it.

      The problem I have is that ISPs *MUST* restrict access and label the content they create. Any time a government imposes restrictions on a commercial entity, I get a little urked. In some cases, ie safety, this is a Good Thing. In this case, it's nothing but a law that forces service providers to offer a service to all that only some want.

      It will increase their costs (especially the small mom/pop ISPs) for the limited few.

      It is akin to requiring ISPs to filter inbound spam or provide accelerated dial-up access to their customers.

      It should be the ISP's choice to offer this service.

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    17. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      Well, knowing Utah (and mormons in general), I think people could be bullied into requesting the block. If someone you know from church works at an ISP, you'll feel awkward about being the "only" guy there not asking for the block.

      If you ever try for a job in the church, they ask the congregation if anyone has a reason for this person not to be given the job. Mr. ISP guy will raise his hand and say Mr. perv hasn't blocked porn from his connection.

      Peer pressure is an ugly thing. Especially when it's being applied by adults. Even moreso when it's being applied in a place where religious zealots control everything from the basic public services up to and probably including your job.

      Personally, I don't know why a non-mormon would be there to begin with. And how we ever allowed these fuckers to join the Union just boggles the mind.

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    18. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If requested by the consumer.

      Surely, if the consumers know to ask, they could pick an ISP which did this, or subscribe to a system which does it independent of their ISP. If there is no such ISP, and this bill has any purpose at all, then one will appear to suck up all those customers.

      The issue here isn't that some, dim, people want to pretend the internet can be made a suitable playground for unsupervised children, but rather that the state wants to make the decision of what is suitable.

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    19. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA? Of course not. It's slashdot.

    20. Re:HAve you actually read the bill? by NuclearDog · · Score: 1
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  24. Violation of the 1st and 14th? by PxM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Groups such as the American Civil Liberties Union go further and warn the bill violates the US Constitution's First Amendment on free speech and the Commerce Clause. Six other states have had similar legislation ruled unconstitutional, resulting in huge legal bills for residents, Media Coalition director David Horowitz told the Salt Lake City Tribune.

    You would think that they would learn not to mess with the free speech rights of adults and children here. The main objection to these kinds of bills is that the block access to sites giving medical or social information about topics like teen sexuality, pregnancy, and homosexuality. This is due to the fact that the blacklist is drawn up by a bunch of conservative idiots rather than people that know the difference between Debbie Does Dallas and Gray's Anatomy. The laws prevent teens who have a right to know this kind of information without the consent of their parents (the ACLU has defended teen medical rights before) which is stupid since most of the problems with teen sex are due to ignorance on the part of teens about sexuality. Since they are taught nothing but abstinence, those who do have sex don't use protection. And because of the lack of communication between parents and teens in this case, the teens won't tell their parents nor will they get medical help which just makes the situation worse. One of these days they'll figure out that teaching children proper morals and letting them deal with the dangers of the world regarding sex is better than just blindfolding them and threaten them with eternal damnation if they have sex before marriage.

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    1. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by ShadeOfBlue · · Score: 1

      Since they are taught nothing but abstinence, those who do have sex don't use protection.

      While I agree in sentiment with much of your post, people don't use protection for many, many reasons. The way our culture treats sex is so warped and so confusing it's gonna take a lot more than just telling kids what protection is before people will start being rational about their sexual habits.

    2. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by PxM · · Score: 1

      Of those reasons, willful ignorance by the parents and stupid morality are the most evil in my opinion. Particularly when virginity pledges by themselves don't cut down STD infections because the people making the pledges have unprotected oral and anal sex to keep their virginity and they never bothered to learn about condems. News article on the topic

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    3. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      very "insightful" that you decide what is and is not right for people. While I generally agree with your comments they are hypocritical as well. I'm as liberal as the next /.er but what gives me the right to decide what a person can or cannot be exposed to.

      One could make the case that because M$ is taking over the world that our children need to run M$ products or they will be left behind. Of course you do not have the "right" to block this type of information as your children need this, after all the M$ information society told us so (not so far-fetched is it and I predict this as a future /. Thread)

      If I'm paying for a service I should have the right to block or allow anything I want to, regardless of if it fits within "someone's" technological/religious/scientific/etc... framework.

      P.S. Would my I.S.P. please block spam as this is something that I don't wish to receive.

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    4. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by bani · · Score: 1

      utah's socially backward conservative policies are why utah has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the entire nation.

    5. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean liberal, not conservative.

    6. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by oasisbob · · Score: 1

      Hahaha. Troll. But I'm afraid someone is actually going to believe you, so I bite.

      Utah has lower than average teen pregnancy rates

    7. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since they are taught nothing but abstinence, those who do have sex don't use protection.

      Are you sure it's ignorance and not apathy? Admittedly, I've never lived in the USA, but I simply cannot believe kids are growing up without basic knowledge of contraception in a developed country. Sure, places like Africa, where communities are told things like "condoms cause AIDS" by their church, I can believe ignorance there. But the USA?

    8. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what gives me the right to decide what a person can or cannot be exposed to.

      At what point does the following logic break down:

      People have a fundamental right to self-determination; to have some modicum of control over their own life.

      There are some skills and knowledge that are prerequisite for self-determination.

      By not ensuring that their children gain these skills and knowledge, parents are being negligent.

      Neglecting children in this way is both harmful to their well-being, and harmful to society.

      Parents must, therefore, be compelled by law to attempt to ensure that their children gain these necessary skills and knowledge.

      These skills and knowledge are things like literacy, a sense of right and wrong, basic knowledge of the law, hygiene, etc.

      Knowledge of contraception and avoidance of disease is one of these fundamental attributes that is necessary to have self-determination.

      Teaching contraception should, therefore, be not only not filtered out, but a mandatory part of every child's education.

      As far as I can tell, the weak points of this argument are that everybody should have the right to self-determination (I personally consider that to be one of the defining qualities of humanity, but that's just my opinion), and that contraception should be considered part of the necessary knowledge for self-determination (without this knowledge, you can easily contract HIV or become pregnant, so this isn't that weak either). I suppose you can make a case for non-interference from the government, but only the most hard-core anarchist would argue that child neglect is not something the government should interfere with.

    9. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by bwalling · · Score: 1

      You would think that they would learn not to mess with the free speech rights of adults and children here.

      These laws require that the ISP do it if the subscriber asks for it. How the hell does that mess with the person's free speech rights? They asked for it. Just because you don't like the idea doesn't immediately make it unconstitutional.

      There may be other grounds here for getting rid of this law. I'm sure there is something somewhere that puts restrictions on what the government can tell businesses they must do and what they can't. Something along the lines of having a "compelling interest".

    10. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want a free iPod?
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      Fuck you. Put your fucking signature spam in your fucking signature, so people like me who have turned off signature display because we don't want to see your fucking free iPod spam don't have to.

    11. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by mborland · · Score: 1
      Government oversteps its boundaries when it starts to impose moral judgements on (most) speech. Would a news article covering a gay pride march be inappropriate? What about a gay-culture magazine? Although I admit this is grey area, having a government body fund and support a list of 'inappropriate' matter is a serious concern.

      I will prove Godwin's Law in bringing this up, but perhaps you should research 'degenerate art.'

    12. Re:Violation of the 1st and 14th? by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Would a news article covering a gay pride march be inappropriate? What about a gay-culture magazine?

      We already have guidelines about the sale of materials to minors, don't we? I never could purchase a Playboy when I was 13. I tried, but it wouldn't happen. Wouldn't the same guidelines apply here, and if so, isn't the precedent for this already set by the fact that you can't sell a Playboy to a 13 year old?

  25. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess yro.slashdot.org really stands for year old...

  26. Why so much from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hey, this sounds kind of like SCO and some other companies that are based in Utah.

    What is it about Utah? is there a secret cult there dedicated to the irritation of all peoples?

    1. Re:Why so much from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the church of latter-day saints, to be specific.

    2. Re:Why so much from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's so secret, how could you possibly know about it? Zing!

  27. WRONG! by thedogcow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Texas has a ban on dildos. Can't buy then, although, here in Houston you certainly can find a lot of porn shops sans dildos. I think this is the same thing really. Banning what people do in the privacy of their own homes. It's wrong.

    --
    Yes! I listen to NYC Speedcore and do math at 3AM. I suggest you try it too.
    1. Re:WRONG! by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, it's not just dildos, but novelty items.

      Cities with Bans on Pornography Being Shipped to them


      Jacksonville, Florida
      Tallahassee, Florida
      Indianapolis, Indiana
      Cincinnati, Ohio
      Memphis, Tennessee
      Austin, Texas
      Dallas, Texas
      Houston, Texas
      San Antonio, Texas
      Waco, Texas

      States with Some kind of law
      Alabama
      Arkansas
      Georgia (Novelty Restriction Only)
      Kansas (Novelty Restriction Only)
      Mississippi
      Utah
      Texas (Statewide Novelty Restriction)

      Zip Codes:
      Texas:
      76035 thru 76199

      Louisiana (Lincoln Parish):
      71001
      71227
      71234
      71235
      71241
      71245
      71270
      71272
      71273
      71275

      If there are corrections to this list, or whatnot, please respond below.

      --
      /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    2. Re:WRONG! by sik0fewl · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Banning what people do in the privacy of their own homes. It's wrong.

      So is what people do in their own homes!

      Note to mods: that was a joke.. I'm not from Texas.

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    3. Re:WRONG! by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      Texas has a ban on dildos.

      You guys give guns to your children for xmas, but you can't buy dildos. Whoa!

      --
      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    4. Re:WRONG! by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is such an obvious troll for a Bush joke that I refuse to take the bait :)

    5. Re:WRONG! by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't this qualify as interference with interstate commerce, which is generally illegal for state and local governments to do?

    6. Re:WRONG! by FreonTrip · · Score: 1

      Dildos aren't entirely banned, but you can't refer to their actual purpose. Hence the horrified and amused expressions on visitors' faces when they walk into sex shops here and find "novelty cake toppers" being sold. There are raids, but they're very uncommon...

    7. Re:WRONG! by ddig83 · · Score: 0

      When you make a statement about what you can find in porn shops, preface it with: "A friend told me..." or "I've heard..."

    8. Re:WRONG! by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Texas doesn't ban them. They just have a limit as to the number you can own.

      That number is 7.

    9. Re:WRONG! by mvdw · · Score: 4, Funny
      Cities with Bans on Pornography Being Shipped to them

      ...

      Dallas, Texas

      Oh, the irony...

    10. Re:WRONG! by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      You guys give guns to your children for xmas, but you can't buy dildos. Whoa!

      So how about a gun where the barrel is shaped like a dildo- that would be protected under the second Amendment. Man, THAT would confuse the hell out of a lot of Texans...

      "You can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

    11. Re:WRONG! by Eric604 · · Score: 1

      wrong? It's just plain Weird!

    12. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land of the free , Unless your horrrrrrny

    13. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "This is such an obvious troll for a Bush joke that I refuse to take the bait :) "

      Like they elected one governor? Oh, wait. didn't we elect him King twice?

    14. Re:WRONG! by infonography · · Score: 1
      Thank the gods for Fortune :

      It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're madly in love, drunk, or running for office."

      Gleefully clipped from the bar under the comments .

      --
      Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
    15. Re:WRONG! by Moofie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bought a, uh, novelty item for my girlfriend on The Drag in Austin, TX. Walked in, put my money on the counter, walked out with an unmarked bag, and totally didn't get arrested.

      I believe there's a limit on how many you can own, but I'd be pretty surprised to learn that more than zero people had ever been prosecuted.

      That's not to say it's a good law: I say if any given law hasn't been used in the last five calendar years, strike it from the books. Hypercriminalization==bad.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    16. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not sure where you got that list, but Cincinnati has a Hustler store in downtown (There was a "Woody" Harrelson movie about how Larry Flint, founder of Hustler, fought obscenity charges in Cincinnati.) There's not much porn here, but there is some soft-core stuff within the city limits.

      Back in the days of the Flint trials (70's) I attended the church that was also attended by the county prosecutor (Simon Leis) who was made to look pretty foolish in that movie. So of course, my attitudes were skewed by my young exposure to one side of that issue.

      Yes, Cincinnati continues to be pretty strict about porn, and they periodically raid stores looking for ways to clean it up. They usually end up hassling the owner, and losing (or dropping) the case in court. But I read somewhere (and I believe) that most sexual material enters the town in the mail - and that there is far more sexual material per capita shipped in BECAUSE of the ban.

      So I have a hard time believing that it's illegal! I just don't believe that Cincinnati belongs on that list (although compared to other towns, this is MUCH cleaner from a porn-shop / dance club / prostitution perspective). Or maybe pornography is illegal, but they are "softening" their "position" as to what is considered pornographic.

      Funny story: At work we were watching out our window, and were amazed to see what looked like a hooker in CINCINNATI !! (Northside, if you must know). We all gathered around; we just couldn't believe it - it's so out of the ordinary in this town. Then a guy comes to try to pick her up. She removed her shoe (the cue), and police cars swarm. I don't think it would have been so odd in other towns, but we don't get out much!

    17. Re:WRONG! by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Texas has a ban on dildos.
      But didn't they have one as Governor?

      As we've found out in a part of my country, a sudden crackdown on morals just gives you things like 80% of year 10 girls pregnant (a town in Western Victoria, Australia).

      The wierd USA mixed morals thing just gives you strip clubs with stickers over nipples - just as much or more sleaze but stickers? Is it illegal to breast feed in public in the USA - a restriction like that would be the sign of a society that is to far gone with christianity lite that they can only think with their fundament. This applies to mormons too, since they are founded on fundamentailist christianity whether they like it or not.

    18. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Texas emergency rooms couldn't handle the traffic.

    19. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how about a gun where the barrel is shaped like a dildo- that would be protected under the second Amendment. Man, THAT would confuse the hell out of a lot of Texans...

      Nope. Cain confoose dem Texans. 'Ready done confoosed enuf.

    20. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do we want the government out of the bedroom if the husband is busy murdering the wife?


      If he's murdering her with a dildo, then yes, yes we do.

    21. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hihih yeha. she's not doing it any more!

    22. Re:WRONG! by willabr · · Score: 0

      There are lot's of dildos in texas.

    23. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might makes right, man. Our government(s) never let a little old law stop them from forcing morality down our throats. After all, God is too busy fighting Satan, and seriously needs the governing bodies to pick up the slack here on Earth.

    24. Re:WRONG! by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Is it illegal to breast feed in public in the USA - a restriction like that would be the sign of a society that is to far gone with christianity lite that they can only think with their fundament.

      Don't laugh, here in Ontario, Canada, it took a court decision to uphold that very thing.

      Of course, the upshoot is it legalized bare-breasts on beaches. (Note: that doesn't mean we have tplesss women indroves on our beaches either.)
      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    25. Re:WRONG! by Johnny5000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually I recently heard about some raids in Texas for just this sort of thing. I'd try to find a link, but I'm at work and if anyone checks the logs here I don't want them to wonder why I looked up 'Texas dildo raid' on google.

      --
      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    26. Re:WRONG! by Johnny5000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do we want the government out of the bedroom if the husband is busy murdering the wife?

      Nice troll.

      Do you really not know the difference between murder and consenting adults having sex in whatever manner they want?

      --
      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    27. Re:WRONG! by computechnica · · Score: 1

      Thats Funny, Oklahoma has a ban on Hardcore Porn but we can buy Dild0s. When driving south on I-35 from OK to TX the first thing you see as you cross the border are Hardcore Porn shops and Tattoo parlors. Both are illegal in OK.

    28. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is my rifle / This is my gun / This is for fighting / This is for fun..."

    29. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banning what people do in the privacy of their own homes. It's wrong.

      I agree. Next, they're going to come after me for pimping out my 3 children from my basement. And molesting my nephews in my own bedroom. Sheesh, what's the world coming to?

    30. Re:WRONG! by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it would be your "hands" that we would have to pry it from.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    31. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man !
      You give dildos to your children for xmas ?!

    32. Re:WRONG! by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Is it illegal to breast feed in public in the USA

      Not in most areas. Thirty of the states have laws specificly allow mothers to breastfeed in public, 15 specificly expempt breastfeeding from indecency laws, and 10 have legislation relating to breastfeeding in the workplace.

      When we were living in Texas (one of the states with provisions to allow public breastfeeding) my wife would sit on the furnature often provided in womens public restrooms to feed our children and was often given disapproving looks and several times was asked by other customers to stop or go somewhere else. We found this very strange because at no time was the breast ever in sight of anyone but the child, as she, like most people, drapes a blanked over her sholder and the child. These women would get upset not because they could see a breast, but simply because they knew the child was breastfeeding.

      It was entertaining to tell them to stuff it. On a few occasions they were so irked that they went and got store managment. Most of the time managment would tell them to stuff it as well, but once the manager actually asked her to stop. It was immensly satisfying to pull out a copy of an article from a local newspaper about the issue that cited the laws that allowed it.

    33. Re:WRONG! by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      As we've found out in a part of my country, a sudden crackdown on morals just gives you things like 80% of year 10 girls pregnant

      Why would you crackdown on morals? If those girls had morals, they wouldn't be pregnant at 10.

      The wierd USA mixed morals thing just gives you strip clubs with stickers over nipples - just as much or more sleaze but stickers? Is it illegal to breast feed in public in the USA

      No it isn't. But you seem to be very ignorant of how the legal system in the US works. We actually have very few (comparatively) laws at the federal level that affect our daily lives. So there may be some locality in the US where it is illegal to breastfeed in public (although I've never been there) but it isn't the "USA" and it certainly isn't common.

      --
      Si vis pacem, para bellum
      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
    34. Re:WRONG! by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Having been in a number of adult 'bookstores' in San Antonio (the 'Adult Bookstore' chain and the 'Adult Megaplex' near I35 and 410 north SA), I can say as a primary source that you can indeed buy dildos in San Antonio, Texas. They tend to be thinly veiled as containers for lubes and such, or sold as 'personal massagers' for 'hard to reach areas', but they are available.

      Similarly, you can find a wide selection of 'water pipes' and 'right angle, bottom vented incense burners' at many 'gift shops'. Some are even so diverse as to carry both whipped cream dispensers in the party supplies section and equipment for the managment of diabetic conditions as well.

    35. Re:WRONG! by Archades · · Score: 1

      introducing the remington phallis 240, 7.62 mm rifle for every mans needs. hunt down those deer with pride, and after the hunt, ur wife can enjoy it too!(please remove ammunition before nighttime activities commence) also comes in a 50cal model for those who's wives have had kids/are sluts

    36. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    37. Re:WRONG! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      The anti-breast feeding notion is just about the most idiotic thing to come out of the perverse post-Victorian Protestant ideas of decency. So fearful of the female breast were some of these people that they actually raised a generation that believed breast milk was inferior to various "formulas". This anti-breast feeding is still present in some medical institutions. There were still, just twelve or thirteen years, registered nurses at our local hospital telling new mothers not to breast feed.

      As much as I try to be open minded, I really do think the ultra-social conservative Fundies are a cancer on our civilization, filled with fear and loathing.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    38. Re:WRONG! by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      Next the ban on cucumbers. Woe is the salad of life.

    39. Re:WRONG! by lgw · · Score: 1

      The "number you can own" law is a way to bust stores selling dildos, without it being a problem for others. This is quite funny if you think about it: some committee in the Texas house sat around and argued about how many dildos they needed to allow to avoid problems for home users. "Well, 7 should be ebough for anyone, I say!".

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    40. Re:WRONG! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Nice troll.

      Not a troll. Read the post mine was responding to. Let me quote from it: "Banning what people do in the privacy of their own homes. It's wrong."

      The underlying idea here is that privacy can legalize ANY action in a home. That's absurdly false. My post was merely pointing out that "privacy" is a flimsy foundation to base laws upon.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    41. Re:WRONG! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Is it illegal to breast feed in public in the USA...

      Absolutely not! This is such a stupid statement I feel stupid just having to answer it. But then this is Slashdot where you're expected to believe ten stupid things before breakfast. ...a restriction like that would be the sign of a society that is to far gone with christianity lite that they can only think with their fundament.

      Breast feeding is quite popular among Christians, of every variety. Why in the world would you think otherwise? Prudery was common with the Puritan denomination, but is at "normal" levels for most others, and almost absent in others. What you see as prudishness does not come from Christianity, but from the general American conservative (not in the political sense) mindset.

      p.s. Why I'm bothering to react against a self-righteous Australian talking shit out his ass about a country he knows nothing about is beyond me. I must be bored or something.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    42. Re:WRONG! by dbIII · · Score: 1
      public restrooms to feed our children and was often given disapproving looks and several times was asked by other customers to stop or go somewhere else. We found this very strange because at no time was the breast ever in sight of anyone but the child, as she, like most people, drapes a blanked over her sholder and the child
      That helps to explain to superbowl overreaction weirdness and the whole pastie thing (which I innocently thought was just a Cornish baked snack) - if I go down to my local shopping mall at lunch time I could probably find half a dozen women breast feeding in the food court, and not bothering with the blanket either. Anyone stopping to stare would be labelled as a weirdo by all in proximity and told to #@%! off by someone. Breasts are for babies too, and a society is sick if it forgets that - just like the extreme puritans who lost the plot so much that they cancelled Christmas.

      As for the poster who said something about Federal laws - I know the USA streches from Hawaii to Alaska to Texas to Nantuket to the territory of Peurto Rico and a naval base in Cuba, so conditions are going to vary widely in a lot of things, but I wanted to see if I could get answers from more than just Salt Lake City.

    43. Re:WRONG! by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Why would you crackdown on morals? If those girls had morals, they wouldn't be pregnant at 10.
      That would be very difficult at that age, but in this context the words "Year 10" mean the tenth year of school and not the age of ten.

      The situation was that due to a shortage of medical staff the local doctors were all replaced with doctors from fundamentalist religeous backgrounds imported from overseas - and they refused to give contraceptive advice. Morals suddenly enforced from outside can have unexpected effects, strangely it is an outwardly conservative rural town - very similar to what you would find in rural Texas in a lot of ways, including politics.

      But you seem to be very ignorant of how the legal system in the US works
      You have states, lots of them, they have laws too - just like this one being proposed in Utah. OK, so what applies in Nantucket may not apply in Anchorage, and no laws apply at that Naval base in Cuba (unless convenient), but I'm generalising in the question since I don't know what applies where.
    44. Re:WRONG! by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      The underlying idea here is that privacy can legalize ANY action in a home. That's absurdly false. My post was merely pointing out that "privacy" is a flimsy foundation to base laws upon.

      The initial post that you responded to was referring to privacy in regards to surfing internet porn and using a dildo.

      I suppose the original poster didn't clarify a number of specific offenses that would and would not be allowed behind closed doors, but I don't think one can jump to the conclusion that they were seriously implying that murder was ok in any circumstances.

      I think it would be safe to say that in the history of the universe, not one privacy advocate has ever said that murder was OK, as long as it happened in the privacy of one's own home. They kind of take for granted that the implied subtext of the "what people do in the privacy of their own home" is followed by the unspoken "as long as it's between consenting adults, and does not cause harm to non-consenting parties."

      So I suppose instead of a generic "nice troll" I should have been more specific: it's a straw-man argument.

      --
      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    45. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>> Texas has a ban on dildos. Can't buy then.... yeah but you can vote for 'em.....

  28. This being the Internet by Pac · · Score: 2, Informative

    The only black market you need is a black market for Anonymous Proxy Servers lists...

  29. Not too bad by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the Bill:
    ...requires Internet content providers that create or host data in Utah to properly rate the data...

    (7) "Properly rated" means content using a labeling system to label material harmful to minors provided by the content provider in a way that...
    (a) accurately apprises a consumer of the presence of material harmful to minors; and
    (b) allows the consumer the ability to control access to material harmful to minors based on the material's rating by use of reasonably priced commercially available software, including software in the public domain.

    So they are essentially requiring something like ICRA self-rating systems. I don't object to that, since these systems are fairly broad and allow people to control for themselves what is filtered. I just wish that more webmasters had used these systems voluntarily. It is always a shame when the government must start passing laws telling people to do things that can only serve to help themselves.
  30. WHY WHY WHY by HenchmenResources · · Score: 1

    WHY OH WHY MUST MY STATE SUCK SO BAD!!!!!! May the god of my fellow Utah residents smite me. Or better yet smite them!

    --
    "Napalm is nature's toothpaste" - Chef Brian
  31. Blocking the sites from who? by Kraeloc · · Score: 1

    "...for those who request it." They're going to go to the trouble of blocking specific subscribers from viewing these sites? Or am I not getting this?

  32. What am I missing by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And this is somehow bad? We rate our movies we rate our TV we rate our Vidio games so what is so different about a web site? Why would toss-the-salad.com have a problem with stating that they are an X rated web site? your company certainly has the right to block you from spending 6 hours a day at sportsline.com running your fantasy baseball league. Why should I not as a parent have the right to say "please block all X rated sites"? I understand that there is a lot of grey area here and perhaps that is the problem. My kids are not old enough yet to worry about but in 5 years I am thinking that slap-the-bitch.com might be a sight I would want blocked.

    --
    "Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations"
    1. Re:What am I missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I hope you won't home-school your kids...For grammar, as in any subject, it helps to have a knowledgable teacher.

      But then, you might learn something.

    2. Re:What am I missing by frakir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are missing that it is not your ISP duty to censor internet for you. What if they censor too much or too little maybe? If you are worried about your children then there are programs made especially for that. Use them instead.
      Or move to China maybe.

    3. Re:What am I missing by Darby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but in 5 years I am thinking that slap-the-bitch.com might be a sight I would want blocked.

      Then block it. Who exactly is stopping you?

      That is this thing known as "Freedom".

      There are these people known variously as "cowards", "fools", "scumbags", and "fascist fuckheads", among many other terms who do not understand that to have "Freedom" takes something known as "Courage".
      Which is a dwindling resource in this modern world.

    4. Re:What am I missing by mog007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      MONITOR YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY ARE ON THE INTERNET. I know it's a crazy notion to keep an eye on your children, but deal with it. If *I* want to look at porn all day, it's my right as a a citizen of the United States to do so. You don't have a right to stop it. If you don't want to see any naked women, fine. I don't want you to cause potential lag on the websites I'm browsing. There's gobs of software on the internet, which is usually linked to on the site agreement of any porn site, that you can install, and thus prevent your children from doing something you object to. You're a parent, and it's your right to tell them what to do on your internet connection. But you don't pay MY bills, therefore if I want to look, you shouldn't have any right to tell me.

    5. Re:What am I missing by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      I CAN block it because I'm a nerd. But most people don't know how. They need these types of services because they don't know how.

      "That is this thing known as "Freedom"."

      Which is exactly the point. If my ISP were to offer a service that would allow me to block some ditto-head-dis-approved-site then I should be "free" to choose such a service. It's not being forced on anyone (that would be a completely different situation), it's a service that is being offered that I can choose or not.

      --
      "Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations"
    6. Re:What am I missing by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      "You are missing that it is not your ISP duty to censor internet for you."

      Who is talking about a "duty" here? It's a service that one may choose or not.

      "What if they censor too much or too little maybe?"

      I agree. But there are a lot of people that would choose to take a default censorship knowing full well that there may be some sites that would be blocked that my be totally appropriate. But that is there choice.

      "If you are worried about your children then there are programs made especially for that. Use them instead."

      I can handle that but you know full well that 90% of the users would not know how to start with that. Hell, they don't even know how to install firefox as if that takes any instruction. If it is a service that one can choose or not then I really don't see this as a big deal

      --
      "Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations"
    7. Re:What am I missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need these types of services because they don't know how.

      Then this sounds like a great opportunity for ISPs to capitalize. Charge another $5 a month, or whatever, to keep little Johnny safe. I thought market forces were suppose to make this type of thing happen, not government intervention.

    8. Re:What am I missing by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      "it's my right as a citizen ... to do so, You don't have a right to stop it"

      I completely agree. If you want to view bang-the-dead-whore.com then go ahead and do so. I support your right to view any information that you want. Your post is a rant about your rights to view information of your choice. I'm in full support of that.

      It's also my right to select a service that may block such sites. Weather these sites are blocked by a piece of software that I put on my box or if this is a service that I select from my ISP is nothing more than an implementation detail.

      Go ahead and continue to view hairy-male-domination.com at your convenience but please give "me" the same freedoms that you are demanding.

      --
      "Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations"
    9. Re:What am I missing by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 2

      I agree with you. This should not be a law but a service that ISP's offer for those that deem it appropriate.

      --
      "Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations"
    10. Re:What am I missing by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thanks for that irrelevant insight. When you want to learn about non-gyrotropic gradient anisotropies feel free to give me a call.

      --
      "Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations"
    11. Re:What am I missing by Khakionion · · Score: 1
      Who is talking about a "duty" here? It's a service that one may choose or not.

      Wrong. This law _requires_ ISPs to make a blocking service available (albeit not required). Such a blocking service is unlikely to have the granularity required for effective parental monitoring.

      This law merely creates a burden on ISPs, and will more than likely pass the cost on to consumers. Yay for our fucked up republic.

      --
      OMG! Wau!
    12. Re:What am I missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why would toss-the-salad.com have a problem with stating that they are an X rated web site?"

      No such domain: toss-the-salad.com

      "My kids are not old enough yet to worry about but in 5 years I am thinking that slap-the-bitch.com might be a sight I would want blocked."

      No such domain: slap-the-bitch.com

      It's disappointing that you can't even refer to a proper porn site when arguing your point. BTW, it's "site", not "sight".

    13. Re:What am I missing by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Why should I not as a parent have the right to say "please block all X rated sites"?

      You DO have the right to ask your ISP to block any site you want, and in a sane state they have the right to deny your request at the risk of you going to another ISP.

      This law puts the force of the state behind any request for censorship.

      That's the problem.

      My kids are not old enough yet to worry about but in 5 years I am thinking that slap-the-bitch.com might be a sight I would want blocked.

      Firewall it out. If you don't know how, consult a professional to do it for you. There is no need to pass stupid laws like this.

      LK

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    14. Re:What am I missing by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1
      BTW, it's "site", not "sight".

      Your assumption is probably correct, he probably confused "site" with "sight", but if you take another look at what he said...

      • I am thinking that slap-the-bitch.com might be a sight I would want blocked.


      It's a bit awkward, but not really "wrong". If slap-the-bitch.com isn't your kind of site, there may be sights there that you do not wish to see.

      LK
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    15. Re:What am I missing by Horse+Rotorvator+JAD · · Score: 1

      Yeah but this law should create new jobs at ISPs! I always wanted to work at an ISP! Wait, does this mean that I'd have to move to Utah? Sorry but I'd rather die.

    16. Re:What am I missing by Horse+Rotorvator+JAD · · Score: 1

      You asked the question "What am I missing" and now you answer your own question "This should not be a law but a service that ISP's."

    17. Re:What am I missing by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Wrong. This law _requires_ ISPs to make a blocking service available (albeit not required).

      Yes, it requires them to make it an OPTION, you're completely free to have NO CENSORSHIP WHATSOEVER. That comment by 'frakir' comparing it to China was a complete cheap-shot and not based in reality. In China you can't opt out of the censorship, this is a completely voluntary service.

      It's not censorship if it's voluntary.

    18. Re:What am I missing by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Then block it. Who exactly is stopping you?

      Exactly, he can use the new ISP filter service to filter such sites, much better than having the hassle and unreliability of a client-side filter.

      There are these people known variously as "cowards", "fools", "scumbags", and "fascist fuckheads", among many other terms who do not understand that to have "Freedom" takes something known as "Courage".
      Which is a dwindling resource in this modern world.


      What on earth are you talking about? No-one's talking about banning such sites, or filtering them from people who don't want it, it would merely be offering an option for people who want it. Your post is complete hysteria.

    19. Re:What am I missing by drsquare · · Score: 1

      If *I* want to look at porn all day, it's my right as a a citizen of the United States to do so. You don't have a right to stop it.

      Does no-one on Slashdot actually read the articles? No-one's talking about complete censorship, they're talking about voluntary filtering. Such a system would be simple to implement and would help a lot of people, and wouldn't affect people who don't want to be involved. This hurts no-one, why all the uproar?

    20. Re:What am I missing by computational+super · · Score: 1

      You know, about a month or so ago, "Conan the Barbarian" was on the SciFi channel, and I was watching it with my almost two-year-old son in the room. I didn't really give his presence much thought (he was off in the corner making some toy play the same song over and over again, as he tends to do), but at one point I looked over at him and he was watching, terrified! I realized that although they had censored out the harmful-to-minors boobies, they had left in the wholesome beheadings and limb-hackings. So... this is sanitized television? The absurdity of the whole concept struck me - they're never going to be able to sanitize Conan (or much else even remotely interesting) to the point where it's appropriate or acceptable for a young child; and if the viewer is old enough to appreciate the "sanitized" version (say teenaged), the sight of boobies probably isn't going to paralyze his fragile young psyche.

      Of course, I've always felt this way, but seeing the look on my son's face when the "Parent Teacher Council" approved version of Conan was playing really drove the point home. Censorship is so ridiculous and so obviously a cover for another hidden agenda that the people pushing it can't possibly beleive what they're saying.

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      Proud neuron in the Slashdot hivemind since 2002.
    21. Re:What am I missing by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      You can't leave me in the lurch like that! what IS a non-gyrotropic gradient anisotropy?

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    22. Re:What am I missing by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      Yay for someone with common sense! If you are so worried about what your child will see on the internet / tv/ at the movies, why aren't you supervising them?

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    23. Re:What am I missing by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      Finally, a /. Question that I'm qualified to answer.

      Non-gyrotropic gradient anisotropy

      Anisotropy: exhibiting properties with different values when measured in different directions.

      Gradient: change in the value of a quantity

      Non-gyrotropic: A distribution that is not axially-symmetric

      You must now replace your tin-foil hat with a space-physics hat for the following discussion.

      There are many types of energetic particle distributions measured in space physics. The non-gyrotropic gradient anisotropies are frequently observed upstream from the Earth's bow shock, in the upstream region of an interplanetary shock, various other places as well. Large magnetic structures can modify the distribution of charged particles that propagate through them. Observations of these distributions give insight into the type of structure, it's strength, and it's direction of propagation.

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    24. Re:What am I missing by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      Many thanks. Sounds interesting, my poor little engineer's brain is currently overheating trying to recall what I'm supposed to have been taught about this kind of stuff. The tin-foil hat has many uses, as well as saving me from the alien mind control rays, it serves as a handy heat sink in times of distress. I guess if I go dig out my Feynman lectures I'll understand more about what you're going on about. At last an excuse to learn more! ^_^ But I guess it's kinda related to crystalography... kinda... ish... help! my hat's melting!

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  33. Thanks Utah! by xbsd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally! It was about time someone addresses the need for a porn directory with no credit card involved in this country!

    1. Re:Thanks Utah! by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 5, Informative
    2. Re:Thanks Utah! by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Finally! It was about time someone addresses the need for a porn directory with no credit card involved in this country!

      Wait, I thought the web was already that?
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    3. Re:Thanks Utah! by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I should get paid for this advertisment! And, I honestly cannot believe I got modded +5 for that. Only on slashdot (and maybe Fark...)

  34. There goes the Evolution by Pac · · Score: 1

    Wanna bet Talk.Origins gets in the first list?

    1. Re:There goes the Evolution by bani · · Score: 1

      absolutely. talk.origins is definitely harmful to minors (in utah).

      this site is next in line.

  35. Is this REALLY the end of the world? by kosanovich · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People seem to be screeming about the first ammendment being raped here by some right wing governor in Utah. Can we be resonable and think clearly for a second (i know this is slashdot but let's try.)

    So this state passes a law that says ISPs have to filter content for people that want it filtered. Person A living in Utah says they like porn so they don't call their ISP and everything continues like normal. Person B thinks this is a great idea because they don't like porn and don't want their 10 year old "accidentally" getting to a porn site so they call their ISP and have it filtered (which by the way, this isn't really stomping the rights of the child since A) they are a minority and have very few rights as it is and B) the parent pays for the service and is there for the one who is able to control it).

    Now this doesn't screem to me that the constitution is being abused. It just tells me that people are silly. The reason i say they are silly is because there are a bunch of ISPs that already filter out porn and those kinds of sites as a service to their (largely christian) customers, so why do we need a bill for this? Just tell everyone that wants the content filtered to switch from their current ISP to one of the christian ISPs.

    1. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by kosanovich · · Score: 1

      apparently i didn't proof read well enough (so i'm sure some slashdot nazi will flame me) but when i said the child was a minority i meant a minor. I hope most of the people reading this can understand the intended meaning.

    2. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by p424c · · Score: 1

      this isn't really stomping the rights of the child since A) they are a minority and have very few rights as it is

      Freudian Slip?

    3. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by p424c · · Score: 1

      Apparently I did not refresh the thread before posting. /Not a slashdot nazi

    4. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by paroneayea · · Score: 1

      Not the end of the world. Enough to be worried about, though. Quite frankly, internet pornography (containing consenting adults) does not create as much damage as the media hypes it up to when underage individuals see it. These are usually teens. My little sister, eight years old, browses the web on my mother's laptop, and I haven't seen any pornography in the browser's history, or seen the history suddenly get really short (in other words, cleared out). She has her very silly, fluffy websites she visits--very kid oriented--and doesn't show any interest in going beyond those.

      I bet you anything that when she's a teenager, that will change. No doubt that, curious about sexuality, she'll visit some pornography. I did when I was a teenager, and I don't think that it perverted me.

      I'm glad my mother didn't impose tyranical restrictions upon me at that time by installing net nanny or some such thing. (If it was a requirement, it would have made things difficult when I made the switch to GNU/Linux.) I think that, had she done so, I would have trusted her a lot less.

      Parents can be tyrants too. We give parents some freedom to be tyranical because parents do need a good degree of control to make sure their kids move in the right directions. But we shouldn't make the problem worse by making unnecessary, and fairly unproductive, accomodations within the system to encourage such tyranny.

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    5. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not the end of the world, but it's a regular old stupid, inefficient waste of taxpayer dollars. How are they going to maintain individual settings for each user with dynamic IPs? It's going to phenominally expensive for ISPs unless they just block it for everyone. And even then, the more banned content added to the rules, the more rules that need to be checked for every request that goes out. That's not a job that can be handled by a single network appliance.

      The most asinine part of this is that there is a market niche in private industry that is already offering this service, from the power necessary to filter a single PC up to a whole enterprise gateway. The major players have been doing it for a decade, and they're doing a better job than the A.G.'s office could ever hope to do. Why don't these people just avail themselves of this software?

      There's absolutely no reason why the Utah state government needs to be involved here. If someone can afford yearly Internet access, he can afford NetNanny. Excuse me, but I think there's another agenda at work here.

      --
      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    6. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      "That's not a job that can be handled by a single network appliance"

      Umm... when my friend and I started an ISP in Utah in.... wait for it.... 1997.... this kind of filtering was already in demand by local customers and easily done by the use of a proxy server. See, you can take any type of source list (IPs, domains, whatever) that you want and give it to the proxy server and filter access to it.

      Even easier (see, we've advanced since 1997) is to put your list into a DNS server set and then you can give your clients who want (if it's a domain list, which it should really be) filtering on their account that domain server set as their account's DNS.

      I would suspect that in this particular case, the easiest thing is going to be for the state AG to setup a set of DNS servers in Salt Lake (since just about every major backbone connection in the state goes through Salt Lake) and let ISP's bounce DNS queries off them for filtered customers.

      The reality right now in Utah is that there is virtually no local ISP that doesn't already have this sort of filtering as an option for their customers already. This will just presumably make it free for the customers.

      Note that I am against stupid laws like this, but as far as technical possibility, it's already been done.

      --
      The party of stupid and the party of evil get together and do something both stupid and evil, then call it bipartisan.
    7. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      personally, i'm "screeming" about illiterate slashdot posters.

    8. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      If it's already available, why are they passing a law to make it available? Also: The budget listed on the text of the bill makes no mention of DNS servers run by the state.

      --
      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    9. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like I said, it's a bad and unneccesary law. They are passing it to look good to the voters and get media attention, not to actually accomplish anything new.

      Check sections 1a and 3 below. They seem to indicate that URL, DNS or IP are the options for the AG and that the list must be electronically accessible. DNS servers would fit all that and be an easy way to manage it, but yeah, they're are plenty of other options as well.

      7-5-19. Adult content registry.
      (1) As used in this section:
      (a) "Access restricted" means access restricted as defined in Section 76-10-1230 .
      (b) "Consumer" means a consumer as defined in Section 76-10-1230 .
      (c) "Content provider" means a content provider as defined in Section 76-10-1230 .
      (d) "Hosting company" means a hosting company as defined in Section 76-10-1230 .
      (e) "Service provider" means a service provider as defined in Section 76-10-1230 .
      (2) The attorney general, in consultation with other entities as the attorney general
      considers appropriate, shall:
      (a) create a database, called the adult content registry, consisting of a list of content
      providers' sites, that shall be based on a Uniform Resource Locator address, domain name, and
      Internet Protocol address or a similar addressing system, that:
      (i) are added to the database under Subsection (2)(b); and
      (ii) provide material harmful to minors that is not access restricted;
      (b) add a content provider site to the adult content registry only if the attorney general
      determines that the content provider is providing content that contains material harmful to minors
      that is not access restricted;
      (c) when the attorney general determines that a content provider site should be placed on
      the adult content registry, if the content provider lists e-mail contact information, the attorney
      general shall notify the content provider and hosting company, if available, by e-mail:
      (i) that the content provider is providing content that contains material harmful to minors
      that is not access restricted;
      (ii) that the attorney general will place the content provider site on the adult content
      registry five business days after the notice is sent;
      (iii) that the content provider can avoid being placed on the adult content registry if any
      material harmful to minors is access restricted; and
      (iv) of the steps necessary for the content provider or hosting company to apply to be
      removed from the adult content registry;
      (d) (i) if notification is required under Subsection (2)(c), place a content provider site on the adult content registry five business days after the day on which the division makes the
      required notification; or
      (ii) if notification is not required under Subsection (2)(c), place a content provider site on
      the adult content registry five business days after the day on which the attorney general
      determines that the content provider should be placed on the adult content registry; and
      (e) if requested by a content provider, remove a content provider from the adult content
      registry within two business days from the day on which the attorney general determines that the
      content provider no longer provides material harmful to minors that is not access restricted.
      (3) The attorney general shall make the adult content registry available for public
      dissemination in a readily accessible access restricted electronic format.
      (4) The attorney general shall establish a system for the reporting of material transmitted
      to a consumer in violation of Section 76-10-1232.

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    10. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This is less a case about the First Amendment, and more a case about the overextension of government into matters traditionally reserved for the privacy of the family. This is about conservative right-wingers sticking their noses into the private matters of families. Parents are responsible for talking with their children about internet pornography and monitoring their online habits, NOT government. Just like the Republicans' politicalization of Terri Schiavo, this has little to do with "empowering" parents, and more to do with energizing their far-right conservative base and ensuring reelection. Every person in Utah should be outraged in their government's intrusion into their private matters. The Utah legislature's claim that this will help parents is a joke -- there are plenty of technological measures available for parents to purchase in the marketplace, without the need for increasingly intrusive laws.

    11. Re:Is this REALLY the end of the world? by Drunken+Philosopher · · Score: 1

      It's going to phenominally expensive for ISPs unless they just block it for everyone.

      1. Create a new DNS server alongside the existing one. Doesn't need to be on a different machine, just on a different IP address. [A network interface can have many IP addresses assigned to it; another physical box is unnecessary.]

      2. Create DNS entries for that server from the blacklist that point to 127.0.0.2. A short perl script should do the trick here. For extra credit, use a real IP (instead of 127.0.0.2) of a virtual Web server that puts up a "CONTENT BLOCKED per [law citation here]" for all page requests.

      3. Customers that want to opt into the blacklist dial a different access number that's configured to give the end user the blacklist DNS resolver entry.

      4. Filter those customers from accessing TCP/UDP port 53 from any other server.

      If the list contains IP addresses instead of domain names, then use an access-list to prevent the "wholesome" side of the network from accessing those IPs.

      Total cost: much closer to "insignificant" than 'phenominal'[sic]. For a service someone has to /ask/ for. The law is a little silly, but not ridiculous. And a lot better than nothing for a non-computer-savvy parent.

      The only wierd part to me is the state's Attorney General creating and maintaining the list..... but someone would have to maintain such a list. Getting the world's pornographers to voluntarily and completely blacklist themselves [eg, via content ratings] is not something that's going to happen this month.

      As someone else pointed out, an imperfect solution is better than no solution. If it were mandated that everyone must use the blacklist, that'd be a different matter entirely.

      --

      "There is a diminishing return on caution."
  36. Let me know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when the list of sites unsuitable for 18-45 year olds have been put up.

    or when America decides to wake up. Whichever is earlier.

  37. They didn't BAN porn sites by Phantasmagoria · · Score: 2, Informative

    People are always complaining about those who don't RTFA. Seems like now people are stopping at the headline, and not even reading the summary. Dudes, the bill requires ISP's to implement a SERVICE to FILTER out particular websites using a standard list, AT THE CUSTOMER'S REQUEST. This is no form of CENSORSHIP because it is AT THE CUSTOMER'S REQUEST. I see this is a GREAT SERVICE.

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    1. Re:They didn't BAN porn sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I see this is a GREAT SERVICE"

      If you live in Utah, I don't want to hear from you when your monthly ISP bill climbs a few bucks for a "Filtering Law Compliance Surcharge." You really think they're only going to charge the people who sign up for it??

    2. Re:They didn't BAN porn sites by mvdw · · Score: 1
      Except that the list is SECRET so I don't know if the sites they are filtering are all porn or whether some anti-Utah-government sites slipped in there "accidentally". I'd be a lot more comfortable about the whole deal if the list were publically-auditable.

      Even better, instead of a black-list, maybe a white-list of child-suitable sites that can be activated on request.

    3. Re:They didn't BAN porn sites by n8_f · · Score: 1

      FRTFA.

      Why doesn't the customer just buy a filtering program? Why is the ISP forced to do it for them or face a felony charge and jail time? Why are all of the ISP's other customers forced to pay for this? Subsection (3)(b)(i) explicitly prohibits ISPs from charging any individuals who request the service, they may only raise rates across their entire customer base. Why should other customers have to pay because some people don't want to do their own parenting? This is bullshit. If they had at least allowed ISPs to charge for the service, some ISPs would have proudly charged a thousand bucks a month and others would have offered it for free (at the cost of higher prices). Then the market could have at least sorted out whether people really value this service (in which case, ISPs that were charging a ridiculous amount would have to bring their prices inline with the others). At least then there would be some choice.

    4. Re:They didn't BAN porn sites by GarryOwen · · Score: 1

      One problem that you are not taking into is how rural and isolated most of Utah is. For alot of the populace, they only have one or maybe two ISPs within local dial-up, and definitely only 1 broadband ISP.

    5. Re:They didn't BAN porn sites by bluelizard001 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone actually make a porn-filter for Firefox? I thought that most spyware only targets IE? :)

  38. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, in this case we are talking about Utah and backasswards laws based on childish religious beliefs. So you probably just should have assumed. But in other cases, yeah, a followup would probably have been needed.

  39. Race to the Bottom by PingXao · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You would think they'd be tripping over themselves to get out of there. Of course another possibility is that other states think this is a good idea and pass similar laws. Or the Feds might decide to make the other states follow suit. They can't directly mandate such a thing but hey, they technically can't mandate a drinking age either. You want your highway funds? Raise your drinking age to 21. Or else.

    The Federal Election Commission, of all things, is currently thinking about prohibiting websites from endorsing candidates or political parties. Any website that wants to say "The RebuboCrat candidate is a scumbag" will have to host outside of the U.S. Maybe that's what happens to pr0n sites too. Then, because of The Children, the FBICIA will be authorized to track all web usage all the time. Paranoid? Maybe, but if you look at how things have transpired over the last 15 or 20 years, every bad thing you could have predicted to happen has come true. Why should it change now?

  40. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's Utah. Just assume any law restricting porn in any way will pass.

  41. Where's the whitelist? by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1, Troll

    This whole line of thought is so flawed. "Protect the children" seems to take priority over everything including common sense.

    Creating rules for criminals, cons, scammers, spammers, and porn distributers is not effective. These people either do not care about laws at all, or they care but still wont stop.

    The state of utah can effectively ban the bad sites from being in their state, but this will just lead to Utah residents hosting, or more likely routing to Asia (add obligatory korean joke).

    The seen effect is that Utah is clean of all porn sites, but the residents of Utah (and their precious children) are still exposed to all kinds of filth from other areas.

    These examples just show why blacklisting doesn't work. If anyone should blacklist it's the citizen, and this should be done by not viewing any site which is in a whitelist.

    In this case, I think Utah should strongly encourage sites to identify their strong points, and identify as clean child friendly sites.

    The more internet content that can be classified unconditionally as clean, the better for protection. It's possible that Utah will actually help this problem, as only the child friendly minds will be obeying the laws.

    I can see that having a censorship vibe with unconditional rules here would discourage legit content providers from participating. A blogger, or community site builder would be infinitly more pleased with conforming to these rules if "friendly" sites were praised, linked highly, or even supported with something simple like a lottery or free hosting.

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  42. Dude... by xtal · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's UTAH.

    No guessing or assuming required.

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    ..don't panic
    1. Re:Dude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I guess the jury is in on Utah. Depending on how Mormon you are, it is either a very advanced or very backwards state.

      Do other religions have their own states? I'm assuming that Catholics own Taxachusetts, but do Presbyterians have their own state? Or maybe Bhuddists? I don't know, I'm ignorant of these things.

    2. Re:Dude... by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      I'm not really aware to all of the things that go on there... but 3rd degree felony charges for something as simple as this? I might could understand a certain charge for it, but not this -- this is absurd. Well, they better hope they can spread the news of this, because I don't think everyone will just automatically know this is going to happen. Not everyone reads Slashdot... even though they should. Hah. =P

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      "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  43. Loss of 'common carrier' and liability for content by TheRealStyro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This does not bode well for the people and ISPs in Utah. Without the 'common carrier' protection, an ISP is liable for any/all content viewed/received by a subscriber. All you need is one pervert to download illegal pron, or one child to download (without authorization) a piece of media and the lawsuits would be be staggering.

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  44. How long until by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    This gives ISPs a list of websites that people may want to visit. How long until ISPs begin blocking websites on the list by default, and charge extra for unblocking them?

  45. How is this a free speech issue? by cmsavage · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Clearly, the first amendment protects free speech - and this is a clear abridgement of this right.

    Let's take a look at the bill:

    22 . requires a service provider to prevent certain access to Internet material harmful to
    23 minors, if requested by the consumer;
    So this bill is creating an OPT-IN list, preventing access to sites only to those customers who ask the ISP to do this. How is this violating free speech? If I don't want spam and decide to use a spam filter, am I violating the free speech rights of the spammers?
    1. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by Restil · · Score: 1

      The spammers probably think so.

      -Restil

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    2. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by cmsavage · · Score: 1

      I was only speaking in hypotheticals. I would never myself use any spam filter for fear of trampling the rights of those poor, hardworking spammers just trying to support their families....

    3. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by bani · · Score: 1

      the nebulous term "harmful to minors" is open to interpretation however the utah attorney general interprets on a whim.

      so a site say, critical of mormonism or the AG's office could very well end up on the "harmful to minors list".

      the best part? the list is secret, so you can't ever know what's on it.

      such secret lists before have ended up blocking such "harmful to minors" as pro-choice and democratic party websites.

    4. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Secret, but reconstructable.

      Have two seperate systems, side by side, one filtered, one not.

      Run a automated system, crawling the 'web', on both, and diff the results.

      Time consuming: yes
      Annoying: yes
      Truly 'secret': no

    5. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this bill is creating an OPT-IN list, preventing access to sites only to those customers who ask the ISP to do this.

      OPT-IN for the customers. But no OPT-IN for the ISPs.

      Is this "doorway legislation" for more laws? Once they have the secret list in place plus the required blocking infrastructure, how hard is it to take to the next step and make it a requirement for all customers... as an OPT-OUT? And of course, the step after that is to take away that option...

      Slippery slope.

    6. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Your examples aren't compatible. You should say that if you didn't want spam, should your ISP have to expend additional resources to filter it for you.

      The State is forcing a company to change it's business operations due to a morality legislation. The government isn't supposed to be in the business of what's okay for citizens to see. This is what the free market is good for: if this was a popular enough request, ISP's would market it as an optional service.

      What this is, instead, is a State legislature with an agenda.

    7. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      "This is what the free market is good for: if this was a popular enough request, ISP's would market it as an optional service."

      And here in Utah, some do.

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    8. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      Apples and oranges. If you really want to compare this to spam, imagine this:

      The state issues an "official" spam filter and requires ISPs to offer this filter to their customers. Now, no-one would have any obligation to use the filter and it would probably be effective, but doesn't it sound a little fishy - state filtering your mail?

    9. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      And I'll bet you not a single gun related site will end up on the ban list. We had another school massacre today.

      But must ban.... nipples.... Nipples that feed babies and provide life are bad. Guns that kill... Well it's protected in the constitution.

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    10. Re:How is this a free speech issue? by SirGeek · · Score: 1
      requires a service provider to prevent certain access to Internet material harmful to minors, if requested by the consumer;

      So this bill is creating an OPT-IN list, preventing access to sites only to those customers who ask the ISP to do this. How is this violating free speech? If I don't want spam and decide to use a spam filter, am I violating the free speech rights of the spammers ?

      "harmful to minors" ? Deemed Harmful by whom ? Is information about birth control, Pregnancy, homosexuality, dealing with being "different", deemable harmful to minors ?

      Its state sponsored censorship. Why should ALL the ISP's users be forced to pay for it ( do you think the ISP's will absorbe the cost of this filtering software ? ) instead of forcing the lazy or prudish parents to purchase Net Nanny/etc. to censor things for thier OWN children ?

  46. Utah = Prozac Haven by humankind · · Score: 1

    Maybe the governor wants to save bandwidth for drug company spam? After all, Utah has the highest consumption of Prozac among its populace in the entire nation. I'm sure all that net porn is obviously to blame, but I can't imagine with so many ADHD kids in the state that they could even sit still long enough to download porn.

    1. Re:Utah = Prozac Haven by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      Utah also has a very high % children in the population. Does utah have a higher % of children taking prozac?

      (wouldn't be too surprised if it did but... lies and statistics.)

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    2. Re:Utah = Prozac Haven by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      I can't imagine with so many ADHD kids in the state that they could even sit still long enough to download porn

      Prozac is an SSRI, which means it's an anti-depressant, not an ADHD treatment.

    3. Re:Utah = Prozac Haven by humankind · · Score: 1

      yes, I believe the figures mainly apply to children.. Utah has the highest rate of children on these types of drugs.

  47. On request, but who pays? by xtal · · Score: 1

    That'd be every ISP user in the state.

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  48. RAWFUL by tehwebguy · · Score: 0
    rofl @ utah, gg idiots.

    isp's shouldn't even fight it, it's a state full of mormons.
    if they have all decided to follow this rediculous cult blindly
    there is no point using logic and the constitution to pursue justice.

    if i were an isp that serviced utah:
    • i would freeze all instate operations
    • broadband access would be indefinitely disconnected
    • users would be given dial up numbers to use which would be long distance, out of state numbers
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  49. Oh, thank God! by rscrawford · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    For a moment, I thought the parents were going to have to take responsibility for their children! Thank God the state is willing to step in. Now maybe we can undo the legacy of those annoying activist judges in the 18th century.

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    1. Re:Oh, thank God! by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      what neolithic tosspot modded the parent post flamebait???

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    2. Re:Oh, thank God! by rscrawford · · Score: 1

      I'm sure someone just clicked on the wrong mod category. Or they didn't like my sig line. ;-)

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  50. FELONY Charges!?! by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    For not putting a rating on your website?!
    Hey you didn't slap a PG-13 rating on your website.

    You're not allowed to vote ever again or own a gun.

    Gives a whole new meaning to being goatse bombed..

    1. Re:FELONY Charges!?! by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I wish I had moderation points left -- this is a good point. A felony charge for something like this is just way over the top.

      It seems to me that too many people think of porn as being the multi-billion dollar industry and forget about their holiday photos skinny dipping or the f-word showing up in their blog.

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  51. The Utah experience... by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

    My brother got kicked out of a mall in Utah because they didn't like his "punk" haircut. Guess they thought he was gonna murder someone or spit on the floor or something.

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  52. Slashdot readers are a bunch of 15yo kids. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morals play a big part.

    Most of slashdot is a bunch of young boys who have no chance of getting a girl.. thus, your need for "pron".. sad.

  53. Utah the dry state by Linuxathome · · Score: 1

    This is veering OT. Someone in UT please inform me otherwise or confirm, but IIRC, for you to be patrons in bars, you have to be "members" and for you to be "members" you have to have someone sponsor you, correct? Well, is it not true that you can just walk in a bar and just ask around for people to sponsor you? Doesn't this internet bill sound all too familiar? Putting on more red tape than they should. If the people want to drink, the thought of sponsorship isn't going to stop them, and if people want porn, bills like this isn't going to stop them either.

    1. Re:Utah the dry state by MemeSpitter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seeing as how I live in Utah, and just came home from a bar, I appoint myself resident expert, pro temp. So here's how it works until the next legislative session:

      A guy walks into a bar.. .... and straight into the chest of a bouncer, who asks for ID, then a membership card. If he doesn't have a membership card, the guy has to fill out a card with his name, address, various other private information. Oh, and he has to shell out $12-$30 bucks for a year membership, or about half that for a two week membership. He is then free to swill 3.2 beer to his liver's content.

      OR

      He can get a friend to "sponsor" him. However, the speakeasy rules have tightened in the last few years, so some places won't even let you do this, and require a membership from everyone. In the olden days, you could pretty much walk up to anyone near the front door and get a sponsor. It's a little more difficult now*.

      *Utah trivia! One member is only allowed to sponsor up to five people. However, some clubs will let nearly everybody in with the same sponsor. How? They have the DJ sponsor you. There's a loophole in the laws that allows DJs to sponsor an unlimited amount of people. Now, impress your friends! ...or, don't.

    2. Re:Utah the dry state by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      You information is a bit off. It is just that liquor licences are hard to come by and there is a bit of a loophole for 'private clubs'. So a lot of places that would normally just serve liquor call themselves a private club and charge a membership fee to get around the harder licence. There are normal bars.

      Also you did not RTFA, because this is an opt-in thing. Your porn will only be blocked if you ask your ISP to block it, or install the free blocking software from the ISP. (ISP's choice of which you get) For this bill, "Won't somebody think of the childeren?" wasn't just retoric.

      On the other hand, I agree with your comment about the red tape. For this bill and the liqour laws. Stupid meddling in other peoples lives.

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    3. Re:Utah the dry state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, private clubs are required to have a liquor license, just like anyone else who sells liquor in Utah. They also have to have a class D "private club" license, in order to sell beer. Utah Dept of Alcoholic Beverage Control.

      While it's true that there is a limit as to how many of each type of license is out at any time, It's difficult to obtain any of these licenses, so I'm not sure what you mean by "loophole."

    4. Re:Utah the dry state by MikeDawg · · Score: 1

      Correct me in wrong on this one about the membership deal. (I was born and raised in Utah, and spent the majority of my life there). But the whole membership rule at bars and stuff is actually because/for smoking regulations, and not drinking regulations.

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    5. Re:Utah the dry state by MikeDawg · · Score: 1

      How about this. . . I was a DJ at a bar in Utah, and I didn't know about this loophole.

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      YOU'RE WINNER !
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    6. Re:Utah the dry state by trezor · · Score: 1

      I was in Utah at a conference this fall, and I'm not even a US resident. I don't know how things work in the rest of the state, but this was in some shitty place named Logan, with two bars and that was it.

      Entering the bar, we had to show ID, and that was it. We could drink as much as we liked, and me being Norwegian and all, I got pretty hammered without anyone giving me a hard time.

      If there's any restrictions on bars in Utah, I really wouldn't know.

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    7. Re:Utah the dry state by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      There was a similiar thing in Louisiana. (At least of several years ago.)

      There was a grandfathered clause from the Napoe=leonic Code that allowed private clubs to serve alcohol to those 18 and older. At the time I was 18, Louisiana had joined the rest of the US in mandating 21 and up to drink, but still had this old clause. How one was considered a private club was if you sold memberships. Because a number of clubs didn't bother with the under 21 crowd, those that did had to stay competitive and defaulted to the cheapest cost for a legal contract, hence they sold $1 memberships at the door. You would get a little paper card that was good for a year.

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    8. Re:Utah the dry state by jimngo · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. It's all about the booze. Consider yourself corrected.

    9. Re:Utah the dry state by jimngo · · Score: 1

      You were too hammered to know. :)

      If you only had to show ID, then you went into a "tavern." Taverns can only sell 3.2 beer. No hard liquor.

      And you're not supposed to be able to get "hammered." Bars are supposed to refuse to sell alcohol to somebody who is visibly "hammered" or else they are liable of the drunkard later injures somebody.

      Utah legal code here: http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE32A/htm/32A0F 003.htm

  54. how are these requests managed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will they be admisable in court? will they go on your credit record - "John Doe" didn't request to block the porn sites - or be part of your employment applications?

    I bet all public schools, libraries and other access points will have this "filter" on. I bet they filter PlayBoy's articles -- some of them which can be very politically biting. Is this censorship? You bet.

    Bottom line: this is a question the government shouldn't get involved with; if there is enough _demand_ for this service, ISPs will be bending over backwards to supply it and the people who request it can bear the financial burden of its implementation -- it should not be government mandated.

  55. The problem with this... by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problem with this is that Utah is redefining what an ISP is. Traditionally, it is exactly what it stands for: a provider of Internet service. Nothing more, nothing less. You want access? We'll give it to you.

    Now some ISPs provide services on top of mere access. For example, my ISP provides some Web hosting space, some e-mail accounts, and so on. However, there is no law forcing them to do so, they do it to get my business.

    Content filtering, which is what this law deals with, is exactly like those other services: something above and beyond what an ISP has to do. Utah has now changed that. No longer is an ISP merely an Internet Service Provider, now they have to muck around with the content they are providing. That's just wrong in my mind.

    I love analogies, so I'll present one here. What they have done is essentially the same thing as if they passed a law saying that upon consumer request, courier and mail delivery services have to inspect all packages for sexually explicit material, and if they don't and something offensive gets delivered to someone, it's a felony. A company can't just deliver the mail any more, they are now held responsible for what gets sent and received.

    ISPs in Utah have the option of blocking sites or providing customers with third-party filtering products unless they want to risk felony charges under the new law.

    My suggestion? If I were an ISP in Utah, I would simply post a link to the Proxomitron on my home page and be done with it. After all, I don't see anything in the article (didn't read the bill) to say that the third-party filtering product that the ISP provides has to cost anything or be easy to use.

    1. Re:The problem with this... by asoko · · Score: 1
      You've hit the nail on the head here. This "well intentioned" government regulations purports to increase choice for consumers, when consumers should really just be choosing with their wallet. If people want this service, they can choose an ISP that has it or boycott ones that don't.

      Instead, everyone is forced to pay more for a service that some people don't give a crap about.

    2. Re:The problem with this... by peruvianllama · · Score: 1
      The problem with your analogy is that the cost to a courier service of checking each and every package sent to Mr. X would quicky get out of hand, whereas the cost to an ISP of filtering out all content from someporndomain.com is minimal - especially if the blacklist is being provided by the state. Whether or not the burden should be placed on the ISPs is certainly up for debate, but if the state is willing to burden most/all of the cost of implementing this plan, then what's the harm? And if the ISPs aren't the right choice for this kind of initiative, then who/what is? To say that attempting to protect minors from unsuitable material (while not affecting the average user) is "just wrong" in your mind seems like a bit of an overreaction.

      In fact, how is this any different from cable providers allowing subscribers to specifically block channels? Or even casinos allowing addicted gamblers to register with security, so they don't have the option of entering and being exposed to a gambling environment? In a free speech society, we have to recognize that everyone has a right to speak their mind. But we also need to recognize that they don't have the right to force everyone to listen. Content can and should be censored at the discretion of the individual listener, whether the content in question be spam, hate literature, porno, or whatever.

    3. Re:The problem with this... by hugesmile · · Score: 1
      Better yet... The law does NOT say that ISP's must ALLOW access to the un-banned sites.

      Easy solution: You want the filtering turned on? We block ALL Packets from everyone (have fun surfin!). Otherwise, we block no packets.

    4. Re:The problem with this... by natrius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're missing the point. This isn't the ISPs censoring the Internet, it's the government. The state provides the list of all the sites to block. Even if it's opt-in, you have to be able ot see the damage this coudl cause. Most people in Utah aren't going to read the entire list to see what's on it, they're just going to request the censoring from their ISPs for the good of the children. A side effect of this is that the government will be able to shape the content that gets delivered to these households now.

      To address your cable television comparison, what would you do if the state provided a list of channels that the cable companies had to block on request. On the list just happened to be all news channels except for FOX News. The state would be shaping the views of its citizens. This same thing can happen with this list of bad sites. It probably won't be that blatant, but there are many borderline sites with content that many would still find worthwhile that willl be blocked.

      The obvious response to this is to not ask the ISP to sensor your connection. However, many people will, and they'll still have their content filtered by the state. It's okay if someone chooses to only get their news from FOX, but it's not ok if the government coerces them in that direction. The correct solution to the problem they present is choosing one of the many content filtering products on the market to protect their children. The only problem here is that the state is doing it. That is bad. I don't know whether it's constitutional or not, but I think the state has been given power that is so easy to abuse that it will be, whether intentionally or not.

      On the other hand, parents that would choose that state provided content filtering will probably agree with the choices made anyway.

    5. Re:The problem with this... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      No, what they should do is implement an explicit deny rule. If the customer requests the block, everything except CNN.com and LDS.org should be blocked.

      If the customer complains, then allow all html but block any images.

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  56. Britannica? by dcclark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    eb.com...

    I received a flyer in the mail last week from Rogers (a big cable/internet service hereabouts in Ontario). The headline on the front was "You'll do anything to keep your kids from seeing inappropriate material... so will we." I nearly tossed it (I'm a student in student housing), but I looked again... the REST of the front was an image of an encyclopedia page, one of those standard full-color bits that show a peel-away view of the human body. This one was a muscle diagram, showing the major muscle groups. The sketch was female, and sure enough, the groin and chest areas had been physically cut out of the flyer, apparently to make Rogers' point that parents would reasonably do things like this. The image didn't even have any skin, it was a freakin' muscle diagram just like most of us see in 7th grade science!

    So the obvious message was, "We will keep your kids from seeing legitimate, educational material. We will go overboard just like you."

    Will the lists in Utah be "reasonable," with ideas like that being supposedly "mainstream"? I'm not holding my breath.

    1. Re:Britannica? by dcclark · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bad habit to reply to my own post, but I made a mistake. It wasn't Rogers, but rather Bell Sympatico -- so as not to point fingers in the wrong direction. There were also more censored bits. If you're interested, here's the ad itself: Bell Sympatico Ad

      Serves me right for posting from memory!

    2. Re:Britannica? by myov · · Score: 1

      FWIW, bell has been running similar TV ads with over-protective parents.

      My point about whatever Bell/Rogers does, the other also does becomes stronger every day.

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    3. Re:Britannica? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but did you notice that their slogan is "Making it simple"? If only! :)

    4. Re:Britannica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes more sense, I work for Rogers and knew upper management had no idea what sex (with a partner) is.

    5. Re:Britannica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has to be one of the worst things Ive ever seen on the internet. goatse and tubgirl are not as bad. Five minutes ago I was applying for jobs in the US, this is exactly the sort of thing that made me hesitate to do that. Oh yeah, that and the fingerprinting at customs.

    6. Re:Britannica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I don't believe this is real. Why would they censor the top part of the stomach?

    7. Re:Britannica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I guess this is real, but it is simply an ingenious publicity stunt. Bell knows that this will get many liberal hosers up in arms, and they will be so pissed that they probably call up all their friends and maybe.. also there is no such thing as bad publicity, especially when you have a near monopoly on some services in some markets..

      The sad thing is that in the US, most people would agree with the theme of the ad completely and a pass a bill in a midnight session to make more.

    8. Re:Britannica? by hyrdra · · Score: 1

      My friend works for the marketing department at Rogers cable in Toronto and usually does most of the graphics design for their unsolicited mass mailings when not working on their new customer and business brochures/paper materials.

      I was talking to him a few weeks ago and he was ranting about working on a new promo for content filtering, he described it as a bandaid solution for parents who don't have enough time for their children and promised his view of the matter would be expressed in the marketing material. I was thinking more along the lines of making sure consumers knew this was an opt-in thing and was no substitute for good parenting and actually knowing what your kids are doing.

      It's funny his work would end up on Slashdot, and I'll bet this is his idea of irony expressed in the mailing. Quite clever I would say as I'm sure his point has been well delivered.

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  57. Thin edge of the wedge by blackpaw · · Score: 1

    How long before sites with "biased" scientific information such as evolution are placed on the list

  58. From the mouth of a Utah ISP owner/operator by illumin8 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Pete Ashdown, the owner and president of Xmission, one of Utah's first and best locally owned and operated ISP's posted the following message to NANOG today:

    On Tue, Mar 22, 2005 at 02:59:20PM -0600, Rachael Treu wrote:

    > How, exactly, *did* this pass, anyway?

    Any bill with "anti-pornography" as its title is going to be a freight train
    in the Utah legislature. Nobody is going to get in front of it for fear of
    being portrayed as "pro-pornography".

    I knew this sobering fact early on in the life of this bill. In its original
    form, it would have used IP addresses for blocking and would have introduced
    criminal penalties on ISPs if anything managed to slip by. Regardless of
    whether the ISP's filter was being circumvented or not.

    The bill's sponsor was good in working with me, the only ISP here that
    knew or was willing to come out against the bill. However, I was well aware
    that all I could strive for was to reduce the ISP impact of the bill, not make
    large deletions or changes. There were also a handful of individuals here who
    had direct experience with commercial software who were appalled at the nature
    of the bill and also worked against it. Large nationwide ISPs, who were
    involved in discussions early on, were strangely silent, instead letting the
    Internet Alliance write a letter for them.

    I do not believe the Attorney General's office here knows what they are
    signing up for. You may remember they had a "porn-czar" a few years back
    whose position was dissolved over lack of funding. Somehow the AG believes
    that maintaining and arbitrating an Internet blacklist will be easier and
    cheaper.

    In the end the bill itself doesn't have a big impact on this ISP's business.
    We have used Dansguardian for many years now along with URLblacklist.com for
    our customers that request filtering. The fact that its lists and software
    are open for editing and inspection is the reason I chose this over other
    commercial methods.

    This bill is a waste of time and money. It also does further damage to the
    Utah tech industry, portraying it as an idiotic backwater. Please do not
    generalize and think everyone here agrees with the methods promoted by a
    select few.

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    1. Re:From the mouth of a Utah ISP owner/operator by reverius · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't think they think it'll be cheaper or easier than their failed pr0n czar...

      they just figured out that they can pass off all the work to the ISPs instead, so they don't care.

  59. Damnit by SpaceAdmiral · · Score: 1

    Damnit! All the best porn sites are Utah based!

  60. this is not a troll... hits nail right on head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this bill has this very goal in mind, in fact one of the legislators on the floor iterated exactly these points -- but in a positive manner; why should "Jane Teenager" have access to information about condoms, birth control, or... god forbid... abortion.

    Just because you don't _agree_ with the position, doesn't make it a troll. Go moderate an oppositing position up.

    1. Re:this is not a troll... hits nail right on head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why should "Jane Teenager" have access to information about condoms, birth control, or... god forbid... abortion.

      Why should she be taught to read and write? Why should she be taught how to count from one to ten? Why should she be taught how to brush her teeth and wipe herself?

      There are some things you need to know if you are to have control over your own life. I believe any reasonable person would consider avoidance of unwanted pregnancies and STDs to be on that list.

  61. DUH by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

    Stupid lazy parent: "I can't supervise my own child on my own computer in my own house so I will request the ISP to block the nasties and anything that might be nasty."

    1. Re:DUH by LFS.Morpheus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's only the start, really.

      - Why pass a bill when you can buy commercial software to do this for you? I'm sure you can even get software for free to do it. That is simply technical incompetance.
      - Why not choose an ISP that does filtering already, like AOL, or a local company which will do the filtering?

      If people want ("demand") filtering, then there will be, and is, a commercial interest in providing that filtering ("supply"). Passing a law is simply ridiculous.

      I can't wait for this to be shot down in courts. Fsck Utah.

      </libertarian-rant>

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    2. Re:DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea, whatever idiot have you ever looked up carebares.com with your child?
      Its a porn site, you can be right there with your kids going down memory lane and want them to see what you used to play with, and then bam, you and your 4 year old end up with an eye full of ass.

    3. Re:DUH by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

      Why would you look up carebares when everybody knows it is carebears?

    4. Re:DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a parent? I am. I am neither lazy, nor stupid. Nor do I believe in an orwellian supervision of my child. I am a stay at home parent, 24x7 my child is within my line of site, and yet said child still gets bumps, bruises, burns, scrapes, bleeds, breaks, ruins, stains all within my supervision. Heaven forbid I forget to take them to the toilet with me. Do you see my point, I am a parent. I have locks on the doors because I don't want the child walking into the street when my back is turned. I have filters on my computer, because my child doesn't use the mouse that well and mispells urls frequently....hmmm mispelled urls never brings up porn even with me sitting right there next to said child.

      Want to know how hard it is to raise a child? try explaining love, sex, contraception to a 4 year old because full anal intercourse is popping up on the computer screen. How often do you see that during a screening of barney? I like choice, choice being the key word. Having choice is always the best answer.

    5. Re:DUH by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

      I did not say that all parents were lazy and stupid but you know plenty are out there. And yes, raising kids is never easy. But you thought of that before you had kids, right? If the internet is so dangerous why not treat it like the highway or a sandbox full of knives and DONT LET YOUR CHILD PLAY IN IT? Or would you toss your child head-first because you figured you can filter out the cars/knives? I like choice also. It seems like a lot of choices go bye bye when you become a parent. Not having kids is the best answer of all.

    6. Re:DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One of the most insightful things I've read about censorship actually comes from rotten.com. Yes, that site. And it's quite appropriate for this subject. (article text follows)

      The definition of obscenity, according to the Supreme Court and known informally as the Miller test, is:

      • must appeal to the prurient interest of the average person
      • must describe sexual conduct in a way that is "patently offensive" to community standards, and
      • when taken as a whole, it "must lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value"

      Certain people (including parents and schoolteachers) have complained to us and stated that rotten.com should not be "allowed" on the net, since children can view images on our site.

      One US schoolteacher wrote us a very angry email that complained some of her students had bookmarked images on this site, that our site shouldn't be on the net, and other claptrap.

      This is our response. The net is not a babysitter! Children should not be roaming the Internet unsupervised any more than they should be roaming the streets of New York City unsupervised.

      We cannot dumb the Internet down to the level of playground. Rotten dot com serves as a beacon to demonstrate that censorship of the Internet is impractical, unethical, and wrong. To censor this site, it is necessary to censor medical texts, history texts, evidence rooms, courtrooms, art museums, libraries, and other sources of information vital to functioning of free society.

      Nearly all of the images which we have online are not even prurient, and would thus not fall under any definition of obscenity. Any images which we have of a sexual nature are in a context which render them far from obscene, in any United States jurisdiction. Some of the images may be offensive, but that has never been a crime. Life is sometimes offensive. You have to expect that.

      The images we find most obscene are those of book burnings.

      Please remember that no child has access to the Internet without the active consent of an adult. And absolutely no child should be left on the Internet alone. Supervision of children remains the responsibility of parents and teachers, as it always has and always will.



      The rotten staff, May 1997.

  62. Re:Wow! by KeoniHI · · Score: 1

    This is one that is gona' end up at the supper cort fo sure! For one is flys strait into the constution of every person!

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  63. who decides what is "harmful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is information about proper condom use "harmful"?

    1. Re:who decides what is "harmful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      is information about proper condom use "harmful"?
      If you need instructions on how to use a condom, I'd prefer you allowed Darwinian evolution to do its thing. ;-)

      Wow, I just had the greatest idea for a site... "free condoms for christian fundamentalists". Don't have kids, just die off!

      *clicky AC, mods on crack today*
    2. Re:who decides what is "harmful"? by Greg+W. · · Score: 1

      If you need instructions on how to use a condom, I'd prefer you allowed Darwinian evolution to do its thing. ;-)

      I believe you have it backwards. Failure to use a condom properly would spread the genes you seem to find undesirable.

      On a more serious note, proper use of a condom is not quite as intuitive as you seem to think. Condoms with a reservoir tip need to have the tip pinched shut while it's being rolled onto the penis. Condoms without one need to have about a quarter of an inch pinched shut for the same purpose. And of course there are always the standard disclaimers for those who aren't quite thinking straight at the moment of passion: never reuse a condom, and never try to wear multiple condoms at the same time. Finally, be sure to hold the condom tightly against the penis while withdrawing.

      That should cover about 98% of it. The rest, I'll leave to the professionals.

    3. Re:who decides what is "harmful"? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      never try to wear multiple condoms at the same time

      Of course there are some exceptions.

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  64. RTFA!! by nilbog · · Score: 1

    As it was presented, the bill doesn't force anything on anyone (except ISP's who have to come up with a list). The bill makes ISP's come up with a list of content and gives users the *option* to block that list or not.

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    or else!
    1. Re:RTFA!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The state attorney general has to come up with the list. The ISPs have to apply it.

  65. I feel a new ISP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you the mormon (moron) church will be getting into the ISP business with this new bill in place.

  66. This is good by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Think of the children, please. Maybe some of you guys don't have to worry because you spend 4 hours-a-day actually SEARCHING for porn on the web, but please, a 5 or 6 year old girl, or even a boy?

    Maybe you're complaining about something being taken from you (porn, "freedom of speech", etc). But I value the children's innocence much more.

    And please don't blame it on the "evil censorship monster", because a simple meta tag would have taken care of everything. If the porn market can't regulate itself, then it's about time the Internet providers do.

    And please, don't go with all "But this is today, TOMORROW THEY WILL" crap. What do you think the "F" in FUD means?

    1. Re:This is good by KingSkippus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But I still fail to see why an ISP should face the financial and technical burden of protecting your children.

      If you want some measure of protection from nasty things, there are already perfectly good content filters out there. Many are even free. If you want to filter content, go find or buy a content filter, just like you find or buy antivirus software to protect your computer from viruses.

      But don't force your ISP under threat of fine and/or imprisonment to do it for you. It's not their job because they provide access to the Internet, it's yours because you want it.

    2. Re:This is good by Skudd · · Score: 1

      I agree with you there, but it creates headache for a customer that purchases hosting from a reseller who is a reseller of someone that operates the server, hosted in Utah, from somewhere other than there.

      I, for one, have no idea what state my sites are being hosted from, and if I find that it is Utah, I'll be forced to spend the time necessary, working with customers and peers, to determine the actions needed to be taken on the 20+ sites. I can't imagine what it's like for people like myself that have way more sites than that to worry about.

    3. Re:This is good by Dhalka226 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Think of the children, please. Maybe some of you guys don't have to worry because you spend 4 hours-a-day actually SEARCHING for porn on the web, but please, a 5 or 6 year old girl, or even a boy?

      With all due respect, why is it the state of Utah's job to parent your children? There are a plethora of ways you could filter out things you don't want your children to see and while they're not foolproof, they're likely to keep the 5 or 6 year old child innocently playing on the Internet from stumbling on something.

      Now, instead of you implementing your own solution to your own specifications--and out of your own pocket--the tax payers get to do it for you. Because... why?

    4. Re:This is good by Ninja+Penguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do hope that the previous post was intended as a farce of the "think of the children" crowd. It is not the place of the government or an ISP (Internet Service Provider, not Internet Content Provider) to protect the innocence of your child in a setting or medium over which you are in a position to exert full control. It is the parents responsibility to provide whatever "defensive measures" they deem appropriate to protect and prevent their children from accessing material which they find objectionable. Just the other day I saw blocking/filtering software for sale in the cereal aisle at Wal-Mart. It was cheap. Buy it, check it out, research online to find something better, and use it. Everything I have just said has been stated previously, but I felt it bore repeating. This is the kind of I-don't-like-this-neither-does-my-church-lets-scre w-things-up-for-everybody-because-I-don't-like-res ponsibility fundie crap (Yes, I blame everyting on fundies. Screw'em.) that is so popular as of late.

    5. Re:This is good by lcampagn · · Score: 1

      The thing that's so tragically wrong about this decision has nothing to do with children or porn, and it has everything to do with the ISPs. Utah's government decided that people should have the right to protect themselves and their children from porn, and rather than solving the issue on their own, they passed it off to the ISPs to take care of. It would have been perfectly reasonable for the State of Utah to hire a contractor to whip up a website and some free filtering software for all of Utah to download, but instead ISPs have to raise their rates to deal with moral issues completely unrelated to providing internet.

    6. Re:This is good by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      What value does a child's innocence have? What do you mean by "innocence" anyhow? Do you honestly think that seeing pornography as a child will screw somebody up?

    7. Re:This is good by emrysk · · Score: 1

      Think of the children, please. Maybe some of you guys don't have to worry because you spend 4 hours-a-day actually SEARCHING for porn on the web, but please, a 5 or 6 year old girl, or even a boy?

      I don't know about everyone else, but I think this only means good things for the 5 and 6-year-olds. It's the 13 and 14-year-olds with a right to know that I'm worried about. Educational sites about sex will be filtered. You can count on it.

    8. Re:This is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But I value the children's innocence much more.
      Now, I need to disagree with you on this whole arguement that you've made, for a few reasons.

      First of all, who in their right mind would allow a 5 or 6 year old UNRESTRICTED ACCESS TO THE INTERNET?!?!!?! I mean, seriously. State requirement of censorship software isn't going to help if you're not noticing your 6 year old googling for porn.

      And secondly, since when was not seeing sexual acts, a part of human nature and our reproduction, innocence? I mean, seriously, what's wrong with it? Especially when in many cases, children are defined as people under the age of 18, and I don't see anything wrong in say, 16 year olds getting sexual release from pornography rather then knocking up some girl.

      What I do think is wrong, is that parents have such a burned-in image in their minds that 'sex is wrong' and that they shouldn't be allowed to even have the slightest idea of it until they turn that magic age when they can die in wars and vote, but god no, they can't have alcohol. No way in hell.

    9. Re:This is good by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But I still fail to see why an ISP should face the financial and technical burden of protecting your children.

      And I fail to see why the government should go after firestone tires because they blow up and cause cars to roll over. Why should the burden of producing safe tires fall to Firestone?

      The point is, just like alcohol or tobacco, or anything that is restricted from minors, the companies that produce the content must pay to protect people from it. You saw it with tobacco advertising to minors. You see it with beer laws, producing all the "WE ID" advertising. It will be no different with porn.

      Right now, internet porn is like those cigarette vending machines that are stuck in public. It says "Over 18 ONLY", but anyone can use it. And some kids do use it to buy cigarettes. So some states passed laws prohibiting cigarette vending machines.

      Society has a RESPONSIBILITY to protect children. I think passing laws which help parents is a positive first step.

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    10. Re:This is good by JesusCigarettes · · Score: 1

      A five or six year old girl or boy using an unrestricted Internet connection without parental supervision is the fault of bad parenting. It's not that rights are being invaded - it's just bad to set a precedent that the government should restrict the free market in order to do the job of parents.

      I mean, what's next? Some sort of organization to filter what can and can't be said on television?

      Oh... shit.

    11. Re:This is good by disntrstd · · Score: 0

      I am pretty sure kids don't need to see pornographic material to partially understand and desire the concept of sex and lust. From the first moment you stepped into grade school, you probably had some strange attraction to the females. Ever remember, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours?"

      This whole concept of innocence is just bullshit religious propaganda. Kids fight, kids lust, and kids hate whether they understand it or not.

    12. Re:This is good by Gooba42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ISPs are not the content producers.

      You don't sue the plumber much less charge him with a felony when your water supply tastes off. You get a filter, you complain to the water company, you blame someone who has responsibility and do something *useful* about it.

      If you want to insist that the burden should be on the content producers that might be legit *but* ISPs are not the content producers.

      Under this law everybody pays so that some parents can abdicate responsibility for content filtering to the state and ISPs instead of having those parents taking a proactive stance and actually seeking out and potentially paying for content filtering on their own.

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      I just found out there's no such thing as the real world. It's just a lie you've got to rise above. - John Mayer
    13. Re:This is good by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Think of the children, please
      OK - I've thought about it - their parents should teach them values and not use the web as an electronic babysitter.

      You are responsible for your children, not your ISP.

    14. Re:This is good by nstrupp · · Score: 1

      Society has little or no resposibility to protect children. That's what parents are for. It's far too easy these days for parents to pass off the burden of their children onto society. In the US, public school has become a baby-sitting service for many parents who don't want the responsibility of raising their children. I'm certain the majority of parents love their kids, but they no longer take a significant enough role in the "sculpting" of their children's lives.

    15. Re:This is good by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      "Maybe you're complaining about something being taken from you (porn, "freedom of speech", etc). But I value the children's innocence much more."

      Oh someone please think of the children.... oh whoa is me.

      Hey, I'm 23. I'm an adult. Why should I pay extra so that my net connection can be a babysitting service for your 6 yr old brat?

      [I have the same complaint about cable tv...].

      Hey, if your kid paid for the net access themselves that's one thing... but "net access" is an adult thing.

      If you're worried about what your kid may see.... BE WITH THEM AS THEY SURF THE WEB. Or just teach your kids not to surf "morally ambiguous" websites.

      Similar to cable tv... I pay for cable yet all they show is FCC approved nonsense [pretty much anything on TBS for instance]. I can take the swearing and other "morally bad bad things". But, no. Because you're too lazy to be a good parent the FCC dumbs-down all media, now utah is cracking down on ISPs just so your stupid little whiny unloved 6 yr old kids can look at the world and go "wow, nobody ever swears, has sex, does mean things, etc..."

      Raise your kids, don't let the net or tv raise your kids.

      So I'm telling you THINK about the children. Don't just have yet another babysitter in the house.

      Tom

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    16. Re:This is good by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I mean, what's next? Some sort of organization to filter what can and can't be said on television?

      Oh...shit.


      I think you mean [FCC filter turned on]

      Oh...crap

      or equally impressive

      Oh..gosh darn

      Or something equally lame. Cuz afterall, adults should pay through the nose for movies and cable access so they can view 24/7 "6yr old approved" material...

      Cuz a kids head would explode if they learned that people have sex, swore or etc...

      Should take your kids to the Musee Orsay in Paris. Lots of pictures/sculptures of "naked chicks". I saw kids in the museum when I was there and they weren't assembling sniper riffles or raping the younger children or something.

      Of course life is no longer an experience and just a government sanctioned situation.

      Tom

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    17. Re:This is good by Phil+John · · Score: 1

      And I fail to see why the government should go after firestone tires because they blow up and cause cars to roll over. Why should the burden of producing safe tires fall to Firestone?

      Because a car rolling over has the capability of killing someone, stumbling on some porn, whilst robbing a child of innocence (bolloks for soft-porn says I, it's how we come into this world - naked) isn't going to kill violently and prematurely.

      Society doesn't have any responsablities to your children, protect them yourselves, it's called parenting.

      A child that young should never be left alone on the internet, all usage should be supervised, you wouldn't let your child play in a swimming pool with no adults around, would you?

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    18. Re:This is good by josefek · · Score: 1
      Society has a RESPONSIBILITY to protect children. I think passing laws which help parents is a positive first step.

      Possibly. Maybe. Perhaps. But in saying so you're implying that government=society, which is a disturbing thought. Here's an analogy for you: the EPA just made a new ruling on mercury emissions from power plants (article here.I quote from the article:

      When the Environmental Protection Agency unveiled a rule last week to limit mercury emissions from U.S. power plants, officials emphasized that the controls could not be more aggressive because the cost to industry already far exceeded the public health payoff. What they did not reveal is that a Harvard University study paid for by the EPA, co-authored by an EPA scientist and peer-reviewed by two other EPA scientists had reached the opposite conclusion. That analysis estimated health benefits 100 times as great as the EPA did, but top agency officials ordered the finding stripped from public documents, said a staff member who helped develop the rule. Acknowledging the Harvard study would have forced the agency to consider more stringent controls, said environmentalists and the study's author.


      Suuuure, the govt's doing a swell job of "protecting children."

      Look, protecting children doesn't mean dumbing down all facets of society to meet the lowest common denominator. Me, I'm more worried about my kids physical health than whether or not he can access boobies on the 'net. I, as a parent and member of society, can teach my kid about human sexuality (rather than shield him)... I don't need the governments help. I would, however, appreciate it if the government would, say, actually make rulings against poisoning my kid (and the rest of us) rather than for it.

      Kids are voluntary. If you opt to become a parent (and rest assured, the race will perservere regardless) welcome to your new job. Be it Elvis' hips or Paris Hilton taking it in the pooper, it is and always has been your job as parent to "protect" your kid. Let's not sterilize every facet of media (therefore grossly misrepresenting the reality of society) because you're not interested or capable of performing the tasks you signed up for.

      Your analogy of porn to firestone tires is broken beyond belief. You're comparing safety to morality; that faulty tires kill and maim is a fact. Given that every otherwise well adjusted grown person in our society has likely ogled some tit and vag (or, to be fair, tallywacker) prior to turning 18 makes it hard to believe that porn, as a blanket generalism, is "harmful."

      Not that I'm in favor of legislating this either, but I'm pretty sure that the garbage Ann Coulter is allowed to spew on public radio and television has a far greater potential to damage a developing mind than any pic you can dig up on Suicide Girls.
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    19. Re:This is good by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "why is it the state of Utah's job to parent your children? "

      I am going to touch on this issue for a second. Before I do, I am well aware of the futility of this bill.

      Parent? no. Create some guidelines for civil behaviour around children? yes.

      Yes, I oparent my children, I do not parent the 25 other kids in his class. I do ont parent people who set up innocent looking links the redirect to porn sites. I do not parent the peope that run the corner store, but I do want them to put adult magazines behind the counter.

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    20. Re:This is good by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      It would have been perfectly reasonable for the State of Utah to hire a contractor to whip up a website and some free filtering software for all of Utah to download,

      But then somebody would complain that it didn't run on Mac OS X, Linux, FreeBSD, etc...

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  67. If it is a _great_ service... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then let the marketplace provide it, and the customers will come.

    It isn't a "great service", it is government censorship -- nothing more, nothing less.

  68. MOD PARENT UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a "Mormon"

    +5 Funny!

  69. Orgasmo by Viper233 · · Score: 1

    obligitory quote for Non-US to understand the situation of how the conservitive views of Utah are viewed by other Americans:

    "Gees dude, where are from..."

    "Utah"

    "oh... sorry"

    Yes, all I know about America I have learnt from Southpark and Trey Parker films...
    please laugh now!

    My other favourite quote

    "I'm Orgazmo"

    "I am Sanchos"

  70. Everyone is upset for the wrong reason. by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

    I like how everyone is upset with this law for wrong reason.

    "Oh no, the gub'ment is gonna take away mah pr0n!"

    Um, no. The law says that ISPs are required to add an extra service to consumers blocking porn sites on request. If you want to keep having porn, don't request the service.

    No, the real problem with this law-- and the real reason we should be upset-- is that it requires those hosting sites in Utah to rate their sites. Now that's the outrage. They're telling you what kind of site you're not allowed to publish (an unrated one)!! Now, this actually is censorship, censoring the publication of unrated sites. That's the real abridgment of the 1st Amendment, but no one seems to care.

    Requiring ISPs to add an extra, optional service isn't really a good thing or a bad thing of itself. You would think that if there was demand for it, ISPs would offer "New! Porn Blocker!" for an extra $2/month anyway. (In fact, they do and this is what AOL means when it advertises its "parental controls.") Personally, I feel like we should let the markets decide to add this service or not, but government already regulates a lot of how ISPs work and how they are allowed to connect to each other anyway. It's a shame from a libertarian point of view, but it doesn't have anything whatsoever to do with the 1st Amendment and censorship. The censorship issue is the mandatory rating of sites. Now that's what I oppose.

  71. Microsoft Interview questions by bstadil · · Score: 1
    One of the famous interview questions at MS is what State to eliminate if you had to eliminate one.

    Alabama used to be best answer but with SCO and now this I am not so sure

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  72. They'll just increase everyone's bill by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 1
    .. to pay for the IP blocking devices required for this.

    So, even if you don't subscribe to the filtering service, you'll end up paying for some other bible thumper filtering his kid's surfing.

  73. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by nametaken · · Score: 1

    Shame they can't fine the representatives who waste the people's time and money passing crap legislation like this.

    I guess instead of fines we have elections.

    Now all we need is for people to actually know (and care) about that gets carried out in their name. :)

  74. too much by cg0def · · Score: 1

    so who's gonna decide which sites are in the block list and which ones are not? Or is that another mormon oversight? I don't support porn sites and their cause but it's about time to stop all this BS that has been going on in the US for whay too long. Probabition, sensored tv, politically correct language, controling that kids can and cannot watch and the list goes on. What happened to learn from your mistakes? Hell kids can't even hit each other anymore or they get send to therapy for aggresive behaviour. I say enough is enough!

    1. Re:too much by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      The article says this. It's a blacklist drawn up by the Attorney General requested by consumers.

      I'm guessing that when people complain to the AG, someone in the office will look at it, make a decision whether or not it's porn, and if so, add it to the list.

    2. Re:too much by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so who's gonna decide which sites are in the block list and which ones are not? Or is that another mormon oversight?

      RTFA: "This blacklist will be drawn up by the state's Attorney General."

      I don't support porn sites and their cause

      And you're on Slashdot? Riiiiight... :)

      Probabition

      Interesting word. Too bad it doesn't mean anything. Sorry.

      sensored tv

      It's called modesty. There's a general agreement between most Americans who haven't been brainwashed by the ACLU that daytime TV shouldn't contain content that would earn a PG-13 or R rating. Besides that, private cable companies can filter what they like and it's up to the consumer to decide what provider they use.

      politically correct language

      Agreed! While I don't care for Bill Maher's politics, his show was aptly titled and often entertaining. Oh, and my hard drives are now intentionally and unnecessarily labeled MASTER and SLAVE.

      controling that kids can and cannot watch

      Here I have to disagree however. By "kids" I assume you mean minors under the age of 18 still living with their parents. It is completely the prerogative of the parents what their children watch. Minors have few rights (as should be) and it's up to their guardians to prevent them from participating in activities that they don't agree with. Call it what you like, but it's how it should be.

      What happened to learn from your mistakes?

      It's called thinking ahead and anticipating events. Odds are most children will be confronted with alcohol and drugs in high school (or earlier!). Parents and responsible members of society anticipate this and try to teach them the dangers of these substances before they "learn from [their] mistakes". Same for violence, guns, whatever. It's tough to learn if you're dead; tough to prevent a teenage pregnancy if you're already pregnant; and tough to return to reality if you're already a hippie.

      Hell kids can't even hit each other anymore or they get send to therapy for aggresive behaviour.

      While I think an increased awareness for children's activities is good (preventing bullying and real violence) I agree that there is a lot more crap going on like you suggest. The same thing goes for parents who would spank their kids. This is a valid form of punishment that has worked for an awful long time. Spankings and getting my mouth washed out with hand soap (that pink stuff is sick!) made a lot larger impact on me than "time out" and "a stern talking to".

      I say enough is enough!

      Yep. I'm done.

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    3. Re:too much by SmallOak · · Score: 1

      nmb3000 the big issues is that this makes it a Felony. YOu have no problem with someone going to jail because they did not know that a pronographic picture was on a person's site and they forgot to rate it?

    4. Re:too much by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      I realized that I didn't say anything at all about the issue at hand. Part of this was because I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.

      I like the idea of holding website owners responsible for their content, and allowing the customers of an ISP to filter out content they don't want. This is good. I don't mind punishing somebody for not adhering to the law, though I agree a felony might be a bit harsh. I'd think something like making it a misdemeanor, but after 2 or 3 offenses it becomes a felony might be better, but I'm not a lawyer. I guess they're assuming that the harsher the punishment, the fewer people will try to slide by (like a law which demands the death penalty for anyone convicted of spamming, hmmm, maybe not a bad idea? :)

      The problem is primarily in the plausibility of such a law (maintaining a list, and conforming to a ratings standard are the big ones I can think of) and if it's determined to be plausible then the execution is another issue.

      The rating system is the one I have the biggest problem with, and has been a problem for ages. Who decides what's "bad" and what's not? I know TFA says the AG, but who really thinks that the AG is going to sit down and personally peruse every website? It's going to be a panel like the MPAA uses to rate movies, which could work, but there will be issues raised as have already been mentioned, such as anatomy and medical content; and how "hard" does the material need to be before it's passed into the no-no zone? Webmasters are responsible for rating their websites, so there will need to be very clear-cut rules defining each rating level.

      The other big thing that comes to mind is free webspace providers. Are sites that allow small websites or blogging responsible for all their users' content? You might be able to argue that no, they are not, kind of like Slashdot has removed themselves from legal issues by saying that user comments are owned by the poster. However, it could just as easily swing the other way I think.

      Blah blah blah... in the end there are tons of questions. I'd love to see a system that works, but I just don't know if that's going to happen. Perhaps given time it will, in which case this bill is a good starting step. The question is, how much will it work, and is that value better than what could be achived simply by more attentive and perhaps responsible parents/guardians?

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  75. I know what's really going on by humankind · · Score: 1

    Since the Utah Attorney General is in charge of making up this restricted site list, it's obviously a big cover to allow him to surf porn sites on company time.

  76. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, but it's for the children! We must protect the children! If they go to too many porn sites, they might forget to take their 80 milligrams of Ritalin every day!

    if they DO VISIT too many p0rn sites, they probably won't need the ritalin anyway. only reason for taking it in the first place is to cope with the stuffy, ultra right-wing parents that locks up the kids and shields them from "the real world" until they go off to do their missionary work.

    kids will be kids, if they want it they will find it... i vacationed in utah once. the stereotypes of being all 'goodie goodie' conservative and all.. it's not like that everywhere in utah.. i saw more drugs and hookers in utah than just about anywhere else.

    it MAY be geared more towards wives trying to keep husbands (or the other way around :) from accessing the smut... i dunno...

  77. Utah Governor Signs Net-Porn Bill... by sidb · · Score: 1

    How old fashioned. Most people just use a credit card nowdays.

  78. My Rights Online? by vwjeff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... block these sites for those who request it.

    This is an opt-out policy. Fine with me.

    I do have a problem with the rating of a website. A subjective measure at best.

    Customers should have the option to block websites if they request it. It is no different than blocking a channel on cable.

    I guess I don't see how this applies to My rights online other than the rating system. (It looks like another "feel good" policy. There is almost no way to enforce it.)

    1. Re:My Rights Online? by InfiniteReality · · Score: 1

      This is an opt-out policy. Fine with me.

      It's not an opt-out policy for the ISP. Why the fuck should they have to block sites because parents are too lazy to get off their asses to buy filtering software?

      There are already TONS of filtering tools available. Hell, there are already TONS of filtered ISPs out there (google "Christian ISP"). If you don't want your kids to see titties, fine - go buy CyberPatrol. However, don't force extra government regulations on private corporations solely because you're too lazy to do so.

    2. Re:My Rights Online? by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1
      The fact is that this is a first step, it is what appears to be a good intentioned suggestion, the government is TELLING private industry that they have to filter this stuff, they are not doing it themselves.

      If there is/was a demand for this, beleve me the ISPs would have done it a long time ago as an ala-carte service and made much money doing it. This remnds me of the seatbelt law, it starts as a "suggestion", then they start giveing "warnings" and suddenly, before you know it, you are getting pulled over for wearing the damn seat belt the "wrong way" (NO JOKE, I was warned for "Improper use of seatbelt" when the seatbelt wasnt on the right part of my sholder)

      It isnt your rights NOW but just you wait...

  79. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "I love how it seems to be OK for legislators to just completely ignore the Constitution these days, just in order to make a point."

    Given that the blockage is optional, how is the Constitution being violated? (Note: I'm actually asking in all seriousness, I'm not challenging your point.)

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  80. Possible? by SunFan · · Score: 1

    It creates a list of websites that are not 'safe for children' and forces ISPs to block these sites for those who request it.

    That list must be like 99% of DNS...could an ISP really have the resources to run a filter that big for every packet going to or from specific customers?

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  81. so basically... by DarkTempes · · Score: 1

    this law states that ISPs must provide parents pr0n-filtering/blocking software for free if requested?

    damn, I can't flame that.

    1. Re:so basically... by monkeydo · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's pretty much it. The ISP must have opt-in filtering, using a list provided by the AG. The filtering can be on the ISP's network, or via free software provided to customers. There's no technical problem with this law other than the challenge of compiling the list (which the ISP's don;t have to worry about) no modification to ISP's networks or policies necessary. The only real challenge to this law is going to be whether the state compiling the list violates the 1st amendment.

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    2. Re:so basically... by DarkTempes · · Score: 1

      I don't think it will be violating the first admendment, as the list isn't automatically used nor is it forced upon anyone (or everyone).

      Since everything seems to be entirely voluntary for the end-persons who do the actual triggering of the blocking it's not really censoring, it'd be like saying ad-blocking software violates advertisers rights to free speech =)

      I feel for all the poor young teen males this might effect though (at least the non-computer tech savvy ones)

    3. Re:so basically... by indifferent+children · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What we really need is a standard whitelist/blacklist/ratinglist propogation protocol. Then every church, PTA, political party, etc. can compile their own list, and adherents to that church or group can decide to subscribe to that filtering mechanism. Not only should the state not be doing this on free speech grounds, but different sites would show-up on:

      a Mormon blacklist

      a Catholic blacklist

      a Mennonite whitelist

      a Chicago PTA ratinglist

      a Southern Poverty Law Center blacklist

      The government isn't going to be good at this. In fact, no single group would be good at this.

      Oh yeah, and the protocol should support automatic periodic updates and the ability to subscribe-to/merge multiple lists.

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    4. Re:so basically... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      No problem...

      Just filter based on the evil bit.

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      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    5. Re:so basically... by digitalgiblet · · Score: 2, Insightful
      " What we really need is a standard whitelist/blacklist/ratinglist propogation protocol."

      How about some sort of domain naming based on something other than whether you are a business (.com), non-profit (.org more or less), US government entity (.gov, unless you are miliatry, then .mil) or from a specific country (.au for instance). What if the library were indexed in that manner? All the books published in France are in one section with no further subdivision. Yikes.

      In another post I mentioned the concept of a .xxx domain. You could have a .christian or .hindu domain as well. That way filtering would work.

      Of course you run into problems if you have something like the illustrated Kama Sutra... .hindu, .xxx or both?

      The use of newer suffixes like .biz and .tv are a tiny step in the right direction, but it quickly becomes unmanageble...

      The W3C is working on the semantic web which would help in categorizing information. Should be much more elegant than the simplistic example I just gave (which I admit is not my own, but came from PCWeek sometime around '96-'97). Of course their aim is to make information available, not specifically make it easy to AVOID certain information...

      I agree with you that as a consumer of information on the web, I should be able to set up accurate filters. I for one do not want to see graphic violence for example.

      I do NOT believe the government should ever, ever, ever enforce any form of censorship, BUT I also believe I as an individual should be able to accurately filter out crap I do not want to see. The KEY is that I, myself, get to define "crap".

    6. Re:so basically... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      BUT I also believe I as an individual should be able to accurately filter out crap I do not want to see. The KEY is that I, myself, get to define "crap".

      That is sort-of my view, except that I don't want to have to look at all of the crap and make my own whitelist/blacklist (kind of defeats the point). The core of my idea is that *you* get to decide who makes these decisions for you. If you object to graphic violence, then find some group that lets all of the porn through, but filters-out the graphic violence, and subscribe to their blacklist.

      The domain-name thing is way too inflexible (as you hinted-at). We need people to make these judgement calls.

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    7. Re:so basically... by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1
      "That is sort-of my view, except that I don't want to have to look at all of the crap and make my own whitelist/blacklist (kind of defeats the point)."

      I totally agree. I just meant that *I* get to pick which lists are used and not some governmental agency.

    8. Re:so basically... by STrinity · · Score: 1

      Actually, they don't even need to provide software. Just put the prohibited sites in a HOSTS file and give it to people.

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    9. Re:so basically... by Omega · · Score: 1
      this law states that ISPs must provide parents pr0n-filtering/blocking software for free if requested?
      Yes, but it also infers that companies can force ALL their customers to pay for it by hiking their rates. I don't want to be paying for someone else's censorship.

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    10. Re:so basically... by smyle · · Score: 1
      The use of newer suffixes like .biz and .tv are

      .tv isn't a "new suffix" - it's a country code (Tuvalu) that's been marketed well.

      Domain names are probably one of Tuvalu's leading exports.

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  82. Re:Wow! by OAB_X · · Score: 1

    Slashdot never posts followups though, pr0n must mean a lot to the editors.

  83. A prediction by toupsie · · Score: 1

    Utah is overwhelmed by a kitten population explosion in the near future...

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  84. They do a fine job themselves by bstadil · · Score: 1
    damage to the Utah tech industry, portraying it as an idiotic backwater

    SCO

    You know that Truth is an affirmative defense for slander and libel

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  85. think of the poor children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will they get their porn?

  86. Update from Utah by tehdaemon · · Score: 4, Informative
    There are more Mormons outside the US than in. And there are more Mormons in the US that are not in Utah than are in Utah. I think California has almost as many Mormons as Utah.

    The problem is when any group is a vast majority of the population, They start to do funny things. Especially when the defining charactoristic is something that you cannot apply scientific rigor to. This is the problem with 'Utah Mormons" - yes, they do tend to act differently than Mormons outside of Utah/Idaho.

    This is why Democracy is a lousy form of government. It's only real asset, is that it takes longer to corrupt than most other forms of government.


    And yes, IAA Mormon. Utah is not 'backward' (or advanced..) It just suffers from too much group-think. That it is Mormon group-think is less important.

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    1. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Interesting
      ...the defining charactoristic(sic) is something that you cannot apply scientific rigor to.

      Actually, it is. We call it "irrationality." A belief in something that has no falsifiable basis in reality.

      This is what the other posters are alluding to when they handwave about it is no surprise that Utah would pass a censorship bill such as this one -- it's a "mommy law", where the state (or the nation) attempts to be everybody's mommy. By its very nature, it is defective, repressive and -- here we have it -- irrational.

      This is why Democracy is a lousy form of government.

      Utah, and the US in general, are not examples of democracy. They are both degenerate examples of a republic. Your representatives decide what is going to happen, not you. Their votes count; you don't even get one. What you can do, perhaps, is throw the perpetrators out next time there is a round of elections. But then again, party politics can prevent that, too. You're not in control. That's what a republic is about -- the citizens don't have any direct control at all. At least unless they are willing to pick up weapons and change the system.

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    2. Re:Update from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there's good reason that we're not a pure democracy. Look it up if you care to know.

    3. Re:Update from Utah by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      You misunderstood what I meant about scientific rigor. I can pray to God, and get an answer. This answer is irrefutable proof that someone answered. However, this proof is something that is only valid for me. I can't show it to you. You have to take my word on it. Plus, not getting an answer does not prove the non-existance of God, he simply did not want to reply. This means that you have no reliable way to test my results. This breaks the scientific method.

      "Utah, and the US in general, are not examples of democracy."

      You are mostly correct here. There are sometimes laws put on the ballot for a direct vote here in Utah, but most are done by the legislature. However this does not change what I said. I was talking about the group-think, not this bill in particular. Democracy forgot to "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

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    4. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      And there's good reason that we're not a pure democracy. Look it up if you care to know.

      While I am familiar with the original rationalizations, I don't find the current mutation of the system to be particularly admirable. The feds have grown from a sideshow to a huge, uncontrollable, unstoppable force in less than one hundred years; the states are the subject of everything from federal blackmail to outright dictatorship. Various good things about the founding documents have been hugely watered down. They have also been misrepresented, as have some of the people who created those documents.

      Of course, the founding documents themselves are several hundred years old. They are based on no longer-extant demographics and communications issues. They fail to anticipate many current serious issues. The various documents themselves have gaping holes in the reasoning they formalize. They were never perfect, as with most human endeavor. I get all that just fine. However, that doesn't solve the current problem, which is a mostly out of control government.

      None of which inclines me to let the presumption that we are a democracy pass. We're not. I said so.

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    5. Re:Update from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the answeer will depend on which historian you read.

      Some say that the "founding fathers" were afraid of mob rule. Others say they were eliteists who wanted to maintain a ruling class.

      We now have a ruling class. We now have mob rule by a ruling class.

      The real issue is educating the people. Yeah, I know we hear that a lot. It has become a cliche because the people who say it don't really know WTF they are talking about. Specificly, people need to be guided in how to think critically.

      Since I'm not worried about backing up what I say, I'll generalize. People who think critically are less likely to be influinced by group-think. They are less likely to fall into mob rule. More importantly, they are less likely to become apathetic and remain apathetic.

      Unfortunatly, for the people, there is a social stigma against critical thinking, and since it takes critical thinking to see the value in critical thinking, there just won't be any critical thinking.

      There is a form of critical thought in the public, commonly know as weak-sense critical thinking. Instead of being based on the validity of any claims, it is spure of the moment reasoning to maitain an argument instead of admiting error.

      To anyone who is interesed in developing their ability to think critically, I'd recommend they start by reading the following book by the authors Browne and Keeley:

      Asking the Right Questions: A Guide to Critical Thinking

    6. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You misunderstood what I meant about scientific rigor.

      No, I didn't. I just don't share your frame of reference. The frame of reference that applies to religionists is not the frame of reference that applies to me.

      I can pray to God, and get an answer.

      That is a claim that can be tested. Fine. I'll provisionally accept it. Let's test. Now, pray to your God and retrieve the answer as to exactly what object I am thinking of as I write this. Post that answer here. I'll give you and your God a hint: "Asia's..." what? One word, two syllables. Language unspecified; I'm a martial artist and speak two Asian languages. Let's see you and your God solve that one with prayer. You won't come up with it by guessing, I can tell you that.

      Now: unless you can meet that very simple standard of testability, I will continue to accept that all the evidence -- and there is tons of it -- indicates that what you are doing is inventing and/or accepting a made-up story to explain things that have yet to be explained, and may in fact not be explainable. For instance, I am not inclined to make up an untestable story about how the universe started in order to explain the fact that I don't understand how it started. That's not productive behaviour in my frame of reference.

      Back to our test. Now, since in all human history, no prayer of record has ever returned useful, previously unknown results, I'll not be holding my breath for your ability to get your prayer answered. So let me be clear: Until you can bring objective proof of the existance of supernatural processes into the natural world, there is no reason that I should accept that what you are saying is anything other than a further manifestation of your own inner story-telling processes.

      You have to take my word on it.

      No. I don't. You're confused to think so -- that's actually politically correct nonsense. In fact, I don't take your word for it, and unless you come up with some proof, there is no reason whatsoever I should take you at your your word.

      Without proof, your word on this matter is precisely of the same value as the word of a voodoo practitioner fresh from his chicken sacrifice, or the word of someone who thinks keeping his vegetables underneath a crystal pyramid will improve them as compared to, say, refrigeration. These things are interesting as a metric of human behaviour, but they are not objective fact and therefore not worthy of accepting at face value. As it turns out, all the evidence so far indicates that belief in God (more generally, any God or Gods) is simply irrational behaviour. No more, but sometimes less.

      Plus, not getting an answer does not prove the non-existance of God, he simply did not want to reply. This means that you have no reliable way to test my results. This breaks the scientific method.

      No. It doesn't break the scientific method. It simply puts religion in the same boat with phrenology and astrology and many, many other beliefs without rational foundation.

      The fact is, belief does not in any way presage or validate its subject; no matter how deep the rationalizations go, no matter how many like-minded believers there are, and no matter how profound the the depth of the belief. That power is beyond religion; and yet science is a functional implementation of that power -- we can actually validate what is, as opposed to what is simply believed.

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    7. Re:Update from Utah by QMO · · Score: 1

      OK, I don't like to post things that are insulting to a particular person, but I don't have much option here.

      He uses several paragraphs to agree with a statement that prayer cannot tested with scientific rigor, and doesn't even know that he's agreeing.
      Then he uses his lack of knowledge about existing irrefutable evidence of divine interaction as proof on non-interaction.
      Then he goes back and spends a couple more paragraphs using very bad non-working examples to support his argument in favor of the post he thinks he's disagreeing with.

      In addition, fyngyrz completely misunderstands "you have to take my word for it." The rest of the world would understand this as "there is no evidence other than my word." Fyngyrz translates it to a demand that he believe.

      The questions are: Was fyngyrz just trolling? Does he always have reading comprehension problems. Is this what happens when you use preconceptions instead of your brain?

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    8. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      You're mistaken. The post I responded to claimed bluntly that God spoke to the poster in response to prayer. I laid out a very effective test for that situation. Positive results to that test will not come from noise or a lucky spike; they will come from knowledge, knowledge the poster could not have prior to the test.

      The claim that an interventionist God's existance cannot be tested for has always been a nonsense claim. That was such a test, a very good one in fact, and we will see if it can return positive results.

      If it can, that will be fascinating and I will accept it as evidence for a God; if it's not God, it's telepathy or dipping data from the future, and I'd be willing to mistake either of those for God -- any of them is such an exciting discovery as to be life-changing. Further tests can determine what the actual case is.

      If it can't, it's just one more negative result in a whole slew of them -- results that lead towards a "this is a made-up story" conclusion.

      Tests are easy. What is apparently not easy is getting positive results. The poster claimed an interventionist God. Which is super. It's the non-interventionist God you can't test for, not an interventionist one. Christians don't generally believe in a non-interventionist God, though.

      I didn't misunderstand "You have to take my word for it". I took it literally, as was demanded by context. People don't get a free ride from me because they state they believe in God. They can believe anything they like, certainly. I will, in turn, maintain any opinion I think is appropriate of those beliefs.

      As for the rest, my examples were very religion-like. At present, voodoo and nonsense physics share almost every characteristic with belief in God.

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    9. Re:Update from Utah by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      This is why Democracy is a lousy form of government... And yes, IAA Mormon

      You only say that because your wives can outvote you at the video store and you end up renting a chick flick!

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    10. Re:Update from Utah by lgw · · Score: 1

      I can pray to God, and get an answer. This answer is irrefutable proof that someone answered. However, this proof is something that is only valid for me. I can't show it to you. You have to take my word on it.

      I found it amusing that this is an almost-perfect description of a cryptographic "zero-information proof of identity". The upshot is, if someone calls you crazy, you can't exactly prove otherwise.

      Of course our government is out of control. All goverments are always out of control, it's just human nature. The nice thing about our almost-democracy is that, when things get so crazy that no one can pretend any more, we can throw the bastards out without bloodshed. I like it.

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    11. Re:Update from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be interesting is if he posted a response that met the criteria you mentioned in your post and you had to say whether he was right or wrong. How would we know if we could believe you?

    12. Re:Update from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of "pussy", as in Asia Carrera's. You should pray I didn't guess this by divine intervention...or should you?

      Sorry, just trying to stay on topic. And sorry to all the Utah-ers who can't follow the link.

    13. Re:Update from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it a good test if you ask for a sign, which is generally specifically condemned. You ask for 'proof' which can only be had if you hold the prerequisite faith. God has relationships on an individual level, requiring someone to obtain an answer for you as proof is nonsense if God is selective in giving responses.

      Do you answer every question presented before you with out any regard to it's context, the person's intent, or other factors? Not all information is at our disposal, but certainly some is. A claim that an answer is recieved is not refuted by what is not recieved.

    14. Re:Update from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Actually, it is. We call it "irrationality." A belief in something that has no falsifiable basis in reality.

      So you're saying that I would be irrational for believing that only things with a falsifiable basis in reality are rationally held?

      It's a damn useful principle, yes, but it's too limiting to be a strict bound on what we consider knowledge.

    15. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Sorry, I wasn't asking for a test result to satisfy you, I was asking for one to satisfy me. So it doesn't concern me if you and/or others here, are convinced, or not, by any results that might be forthcoming from this particular test. I will know if he was right or wrong, and that is the goal I was pursuing.

      Having said that, good science requires repeatability and reproducability; there is nothing is stopping you from asking the original poster for the same kind of "you can't know this, only God can know this" data point that you can verify. It is a unique opportunity -- the poster claims that his God answers him when he prays. Step up to the plate and see what you can find out for yourself.

      There's no benefit whatsoever to be had from the test I concocted other than to discern for me if the voices this person hears are his internal babblings or an insightful speaking of truths obtained by means outside of nature as I understand it. I suspect that is an important point, if a God or Gods is involved.

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    16. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      How is it a good test if you ask for a sign, which is generally specifically condemned.

      The history of Chrisitanity (and other religions, for that matter) is replete with stories of signs and reports of signs, large and small. I'm not asking for anything that hasn't got a significant precedent. For example, just sticking with Christianity:

      • water into wine
      • tears from statues
      • toast, walls, fruit with the virgin mary patterned on through various "natural" causes
      • parting of the red sea
      • walking on water
      • burning bushes
      • autocarved stone tablets
      • floods of mythic and non-geologically possible proportions, not to mention fitting two of every species on a relatively tiny vessel
      • Raising the dead
      • Indefinite pouring from a single jug of wine
      • Indefinite bread from a one loaf source
      • Giving sight to the blind
      • Lifespans of 900 years
      • Creation of one life from another's rib
      • Turning ladies into pillars of salt
      • ... etc., etc.

      All I want is a word. I don't think that's unreasonable. In my view, Christianity would be well off to have me convinced; I'm intelligent, wealthy, charitable, literate and an experienced and polished speaker. I don't drink, drug, smoke, cheat, or lie. I honor my parents and respect my elders in general. I profoundly regret every mistake I've ever made that affected others, and I'm not all that proud of the ones that just affected me, either. Honestly, I think I'm a better Christian than most Christians already, if one can put aside the simple fact that I am not convinced that there is any reason to believe there is a God or Gods. I'm open to such an event; and I always have been. I do not disbelieve, I simply lack belief.

      You ask for 'proof' which can only be had if you hold the prerequisite faith.

      I'll take my absolute limitations from God, not from you. Sorry. You don't get to define this. It's put up or shut up, here.

      God has relationships on an individual level, requiring someone to obtain an answer for you as proof is nonsense if God is selective in giving responses.

      Oh. (grits teeth) You mean, he's busy listening to your prayers while he lets a large fraction of the Indian population die in a Tsunami? Selective like that? Or do you mean he just won't answer because you associate with him the traits of a petulant child? Selective like that? Personally, if I were your god, you'd have a lightning bolt toasting your colon right now for even implying that you can predict what He will, or will not, do. The Christian God, by all reports, is described as Ineffable, Omnipotent, Omnipresent. Don't even try to tell me what such a God will or won't do. You have no idea; you can have no idea.

      Do you answer every question presented before you with out any regard to it's(sic) context, the person's intent, or other factors?

      No. Your point is?

      Not all information is at our disposal, but certainly some is. A claim that an answer is recieved is not refuted by what is not recieved.

      You might want to go over that again. Using more words, perhaps; it doesn't parse. Perhaps it is me -- I've had a long day. I'd very much appreciate a "light" version of whatever you were trying to get across there.

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    17. Re:Update from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bukkake?

    18. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      you're saying that I would be irrational for believing that only things with a falsifiable basis in reality are rationally held?

      Yes. Why would you believe something that has no basis in reality? I'm not saying you shouldn't consider it, look it over, test it, use the mental model to leverage other thoughts, all manner of useful things... but why believe it? What is the point? What is the benefit? If you accept things that are without a falsifiable basis in reality, how do you draw a line between mental noise and objective reality?

      Personally, I try to avoid belief altogether. Instead, I rely on the principle of confidence, a matter of degree rather than "I do" or "I don't."

      Science can be viewed as a confidence building mechanism. I have high confidence in those suppositions that we have been able to devise falsification mechanisms for, when those suppositions do not fail those tests. Further, confidence is increased when one supposition backs up another from a different angle.

      At all times, however, as in Newton's "laws", we must be prepared for someone to come along and topple that which has withstood a considerable number of tests. Einstein, case in point.

      Quantum physics in turn generated quite an upset in Einstein's confidence, and I would not be the least bit surprised to see another wave or tsunami come along to reshape the landscape yet again. Along those lines, string theory is making all manner of interesting claims at present; and some things may become testable soon. Fascinating. :-)

      I'm very, very comfortable with this approach. I'm also very comfortable with the idea of God showing up suddenly -- if it happens, it'll be because that's the reality of things, and I have no problem dealing with reality. I simply choose not to deal with things claimed to be real by others that inspire very little confidence because there is no corroborating data, and the Christian stories are definitely in that class of things at this time. Solidly. Yet they can be moved, and it would be absolutely fascinating to me if they were.

      It's a damn useful principle, yes, but it's too limiting to be a strict bound on what we consider knowledge.

      I don't think so. It is more useful to class something as unconfirmed supposition, or partially verified supposition, than it is to lump it in with things I have enough confidence in to class as knowledge.

      Also, as far as "knowledge" goes, that which some, including me, consider to be pretty much written in stone often turns out to be quite mutable. My confidence approach accomodates that without fouling my wordview with personality upset; likewise, it accomodates transfer from supposition to knowledge cleanly.

      In my mind, there is no fear of lack of knowledge; only a joy in learning. There is no fear of what comes after death, primarily because I have never found any reason to think anything comes after death at all. I do have concerns for those I leave behind, and I've done the right things for those people, within the limitations that my income, savings, and position allow. It appears to me -- meaning, I have reasonable confidence -- that most people cleave to religion out of fear, fear of the unknown and flat out fear of death. I'm missing both of those and that could explain why religion has, as yet, no hold on my mind.

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    19. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      We'll give the original poster a full 24 hours from the time my inquiry was posted before I divulge the answer.

      By all means, if anyone thinks they know, including our surfer of the lusty Ms. Carrera's site, by all means, please feel free to post ahead of time.

      I'd be most impressed if anyone got it who wasn't a member of my immediate family circle (my sweetheart, Deb, was sitting beside me when the inquiry was formulated, and so she knows already.) Some of my black belt students who are also my members of my family could guess, but none of them are in town. :-)

      I will say that the reason that the question seems so unlikely to be answered to me is that it involves several levels of indirection, a certain degree of random chance, and a few other factors, only a few of which are publicly acessable. I'll explain them all by tomorrow morning. It's funny, in a way. Depending on your sense of humor. The full set of connections is not intuitive by any means.

      :-)

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    20. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      See my reply to the AC below, please. Thanks for the guess. :-)

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    21. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Ok, 24 hours are up and if there's to be an answer, it'll have to be to another question. One more nudge for objective reality, one less for Christianity. Oh well.

      So... you had a chunk of it. Sort of. My siamese cat is named after Asia Carerra (just "Asia"); at the time the cat arrived, Asia's likeness had just been put on our website in a morphing example. So I have this cat named Asia.

      At the time I was cobbling up something to ask the Mormon Who Speaks With God, Asia (the cat) walked across my keyboard, as cats do, and also, as cats do, turned her fanny towards me so I could be sure it was her. The word was "bunghole", and it was Asia's bunghole, only you had the wrong Asia, and the wrong side of her, though you did have her namesake and at least the right end of the torso. ;-)

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    22. Re:Update from Utah by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      I believed that Science proves what ISN'T, but I accept your statement. Just being nitpicky

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    23. Re:Update from Utah by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      While I'm on a nitpicky course today. It was actually 7 pairs of every 'clean' animal, but only the 'unclean' animals that came in the two by two of the popular song.

      What I want to know is if clams were taken on board, as 'unclean' they had prerequisits. I just find it disturbing that not only did the Old Testament find AGAINST homosexualists and witches, but FOR child rapists and slavery, whilst simultaeniously leading a campaign of anti-crustaceanism. I forget my point, but it was something like 'with all the other silly stuff in that great book, why not take seafood on board ship to save it from drowning'.

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    24. Re:Update from Utah by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      It's Asia's Dan Rather isn't it? isn't it?

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    25. Re:Update from Utah by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I'll give you and your God a hint: "Asia's..." what? One word, two syllables.

      I.... I'm getting an image....
      an image from God....
      round.... definitly round....
      it's plural... two.... a pair....
      the word... the languange.... is english....
      there's a letter.... a double letter....
      double 'O'.... or is it double 'P'? I.... I'm not sure....

      and they are Asia's.

      My God speaks to me. Does your God speak to you?

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    26. Re:Update from Utah by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      You forget that there exists these things called primary elections. They let you choose who gets to run on the party label for what position...

      You also seem to have overlooked the ability in many states to do direct democratic voting on some propostions.

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    27. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      I didn't forget any of that. The fact that some states (like California, which I mentioned) allow you to put a proposition up if you can get X signatures is a good thing. But it in no way ameliorates the problem that the legislators can come up with something and you don't get to vote on it. The difference is a direct hand in controlling your destiny, or not.

      I'm also not saying that straight democracy is the optimum answer. For the record, I don't think it is... one of the things that hasn't changed since the founding documents were created is that a lot of the population isn't well informed, and a lot of it isn't very bright, either. I don't know about you, but I don't want people voting on things they don't understand well. That leaves "the people" out of the process; that much is a given. The problem right now is that it also leaves the legislators out. We have an amazing crop of pure idiots seated, and that's been the case for a while now. As an intelligent and thoughtful look at any significant legislation (like the tax code, or the patriot act, or the drug laws) will show.

      But none of that changes the fact that we don't live in a democracy in the US (all my remarks are US-centric, I live here.)

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    28. Re:Update from Utah by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      A good legislator (at least on the national level) has decent staffers who know a great deal about the issue areas they are assigned (I know, because I interned for Congressman Hoekstra during part of the spring of 2003, and his staffers really knew their stuff). I would hope that level of competency applies to all the offices on Capitol Hill.

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    29. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Boy, you are a clay pigeon. Pull! :o)
      A good legislator (at least on the national level) has decent staffers who know a great deal about the issue areas they are assigned

      The evidence overwhelmingly shows this is either not generally so, or that it doesn't make enough difference to stop the legislators from doing the wrong thing. National legislators as a group are poster children for people who make bad law a great deal of the time. By bad, I mean: overcomplicated, innapropriate, actually illegal and/or unconstitutional. These are facts, and there is no way around them.

      I could go on for chapters, literally write a book, just barely touching on the extraordinary level of bad law that has come (and continues to come) out of Washington. I don't think I have to, though; in a huge number of cases, the laws are so bad they speak against themselves.

      The fact that you worked for a legislator and as a consequence of that experience think that the staff is effective leaves me unmoved, I'm afraid. At least in a positive direction. A (quick) look at Hoekstra's voting record shows reasonable votes in some areas I have deep enough knowledge to make an informed evaluation. That's very nice to see.

      One has to observe, however, that Hoekstra's presence in congress (regardless of the quality of his staff) didn't prevent the PATRIOT act from becoming law, rescind or water down any of the most egregious mommy laws, or prevent us from invading a foreign country that had not attacked us - Iraq. Nor, since (unfortunately) the president can initially make war without congress' approval, did we see congress stop it shortly thereafter, which congress could do. Even if we accept the premise that Hoekstra's staff is fabulous, and by extension, Hoekstra himself is a sensible person, that doesn't change the fact that the mass of legislators as a body are doing the wrong thing quite consistantly.

      But is Hoekstra a sensible person? We observe Hoekstra voting YES on truly idiotic laws, such as HR 2028, which was a bill "to forbid federal courts and the Supreme Court from hearing cases questioning or interpreting the Pledge of Allegiance and its constitutionality." He also voted YES on HR 3717, a bill "to increase the penalties (to half a million dollars!) for violations by television and radio broadcasters of the prohibitions against transmissions of obscene, indecent, and profane material, and for other purposes." Gee, thanks, Mom. On HR 2143, we see him again joining the ranks of mommy-lawmakers, as he voted YES for a bill "to prevent the use of certain bank instruments for unlawful Internet gambling, and for other purposes." Where does this guy get off thinking he has any right to tell me whether I can, or cannot, gamble with my money, regardless of what bank instrument I use or what mechanism I employ to wager, or what I wager on? The fact is, he doesn't; it is my money, not his, my life, not his, not society's. This is terrible law, as are all almost the laws surrounding it.

      Clearly, having a good staff isn't enough. He walks right into congress and does stupid, stupid things, right along with the rest of the sheep. Those stupid things screw the citizens. You, me, everyone.

      The bottom line is that bad law, a lot of bad law, comes out of Washington, and as I've shown with the facts, your man helps make it happen. Assuming you're correct and that it is broadly the case that the staffs are competent -- then we can definitely draw the conclusion that the staffs aren't having the right effect. And we're right back to the observed fact that the system is broken.

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    30. Re:Update from Utah by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      You also have to look at his district demographic. Michigan 2 is arguably one of the most religious/conservative districts in the nation, and he can't alienate the electorate, which would be political suicide.

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    31. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      You also have to look at his district demographic.

      No. Really, I don't.

      My expectations are based on the fact that when someone is elected to a federal lawmaking office, they carry on their shoulders the potential to screw up hundreds of millions of people's lives if they do the wrong thing.

      For that reason, they are expected by me to do the right thing even if it results in the loss of their job. For that matter, even if it gets them killed.

      Anyone who can't meet that standard isn't fit for political office, in my opinion. By accepting less, the public is allowing lawmakers to crap all over their rights and their lives and their families. That's bad enough, and I feel really bad for the public because they're being self-destructive. But they're also allowing lawmakers to crap all over my rights and my life and my family -- and that's completely, totally, utterly unacceptable to me.

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    32. Re:Update from Utah by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      Well, then I must say that you are a fool. Politicians answer to their constituents, not you and your subjective opinion alone.

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    33. Re:Update from Utah by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      No, absolutely wrong. Again. Are you sure you ever worked for a congresscritter? I'm smelling a rat here... or a troll. Are you trolling? If so, shame on you, and fie on me for being gullible enough to take the hook. Again. :-)

      One of the primary reasons we are a republic is so that our legislators can vote their consciences; they do not have to "answer" to their constituents, except at the intervals when they come up for re-election -- and at that point, they can get a job in the private sector if the public wants to try someone new. If they perform only with the idea of being re-elected, then they're going to be very poor legislators. What legislators are obligated to do is listen to their constituents; not answer to them. Certainly, they can choose to answer to them, but that is entirely another matter. If getting re-elected is more important than doing the right thing, then you're going to have a lot of bad law made.

      This has nothing to do with my opinion (and I never said it did), but it has everything to do with the way that our republic is designed to function.

      You should go take a few civics classes. Read the founding documents. Think a bit. The USA is not a democracy. That's a fact. So the question naturally follows, why was that the design? The answers are out there -- you should go find them so you become more informed.

      I don't know where you got the idea that I thought that lawmakers should answer to my opinion alone; I just gave my opinion, that's all. I'm entitled to it just as you are entitled to yours. Even if you are demonstrably wrong and uninformed, as you have shown you are here. :-)

      Well, then I must say that you are a fool.

      Well, just keep in mind I'm an informed fool who knows a lot more about the process than you do, a wealthy fool who contributes large sums each year into the political system, and a public-minded fool who has served his country in politics, on the battlefield, and in the courtroom. Finally, keep in mind that if my opinions are so disagreeable to you, you'd be better off coming up with a rational counter-argument than you would in calling me names. You don't have to worry about oberservers, I shouldn't think; the nature of slashdot makes stale stories like this one virtual ghost towns.

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    34. Re:Update from Utah by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you are incorrect in your assumption that the US is not a democracy. It is a democratic republic. Those people in the legislatures are supposed to represent the people. Legislators who follow a pure trustee mentality are not long in office.

      Your argument about not answering to constituents would have held more sway back before senators were directly chosen by the voters of the states.

      However, regardless of what you believe original intent was, legislators do answer to their constituents. Your idea that they should only abandon the trustee mentality near elections is not pragmatic for representatives. The public, while not equipped with the greatest collective memory, can remember what happened a year and a half ago if it was objectionable. Senators, on the other hand, have some wiggle room between elections. Representatives don't, because they are in perpetual reelection cycles.

      You cannot dismiss political reality and only look at legal ideology my friend. You seem to be arguing from an ideological normative view concerned purely with governance. We are going to go around in circle forever because I am arguing from a realist's pragmatic view of someone concerned both with elections, which give politicians the ability to govern, and with governance itself. You seem to be coming from a trustee perspective, whereas I am coming from a delegate perspective. Oil and water would mix better. :-)

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  87. The Best Page In The Universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long can this topic go without mentioning Maddox?

  88. Utah needs to understand a few things... by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    The only Internet filter that works 100% of the time is a pair of wirecutters. (You can't call them "dykes" in Utah.)

    In order to keep the emotionally immature citizens of Utah protected from sites exploiting biology, we must remove *all* Internet connections from Utah. This means all communication more advanced than a paper cup and a waxed string needs to be disconnected from Utah.

    If they want to live in the 19th century, then let them. But they don't get Internet access until they grow up.

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  89. that's completely backwards by lavaface · · Score: 1
    You know, these debates seem absolutely idtiotic. Wouldn't common sense dictate a white-list of sites suitable for children. Companies like Disney and the like could certify that their pages are kid-safe. Hell, the State AG could even compile a list of sites worldwide that are approved for minors. Assume by default that everything else is not for kids. This way, the concerned parents and religious zealots could simply limit access to "safe" sites and most everybody else could continue to surf the "normal" internet.

    jeebus people . . .

  90. Don't see a problem by zpeterz63 · · Score: 0

    I may be greatly opposed for my view here but I really don't see what the problem with this is. If fact, I think it's a good idea. I mean, you can have the sites if you want but if you're a parent who's concerned that your underage child is BREAKING THE LAW by view pornography when he/she is under 18 years of age (yes, that is the age when it becomes legal to enter pornographic sites) then I do not see where it is wrong to be able to request that those sites be banned for your IP address. Go ahead and shoot me down for this but I actually see it as a good thing.

  91. Where are the women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The metrosexual guys were prettier than what woman happened to be photographed. Looks like slim pickens for the hetero male. Makes me question the multiple wives thing or perhaps it explains it(quantity over quality:)

  92. From the state that brought you Orin Hatch & S by instantkarma1 · · Score: 1

    Thanks, Utah!

  93. Rating System by salesguy · · Score: 1

    This is going to cause a lot of monitoring for hosting providers. I think it time to bring out the "Hold Harmless" agreements. This is make hosted customer run off to non-utah based hosting providers, because they don't want to be bothered with putting a "RATED G" sticker on thier site? Your comments please

  94. uh chinese by sPaKr · · Score: 1

    If the Chinese and Iranians can't shut down the web why do the mormon think they can? I guess someone will get drunk, hold rocks to their chest and have someone else write it all down in a book.

  95. my main objection by vena · · Score: 1

    is that the ability for parents to block all of this ALREADY EXISTS. and so, in addition to regulation on how ISPs must provide extra services, they're now literally destroying the "netnanny" industry for all of utah. congratulations, utah, you've made me sound like a libertarian.

  96. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by prockcore · · Score: 1

    I love how it seems to be OK for legislators to just completely ignore the Constitution these days, just in order to make a point.

    Not just "these days". More like "in the past century".

    I was just watching 100 most shocking moments in music on vh1 (yeah yeah, standard vh1 fare). I was suprised how many of those moments involved congress trying to censor, ban, fine, label etc music. Elvis was corrupting our kids with "nigger music". The Beatles were evil. Judas Priest drove its fans to commit suicide. Ozzie wants his fans to commit suicide. Jim Morrison was arrested for using profanity and *threatening* to take off his pants during a concert.

    Tipper Gore and Lynne Cheney both attempted to censor or ban types of music. (Beware of Vice Presidential Wives.. aparently they have too much time on their hands)

  97. You people have no idea what you are talking about by Hhhhh · · Score: 0

    This bill forces ISPs to provide the option of blocking a list of sites. If I don't want blocking or I want blocking but I don't like the list of sites ot the slowdowns that this can cause, I simply can opt out. Don't worry, all the pedophiles will still have access to whatever they want to watch.

  98. Presenting The UTAH ISP BOFH by merc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apologies in advance to Simon Travaglia.

    Here's how I see Utah ISPs conforming to this new (yes, at this point, only proposed) legislation, *should* it become law:

    Utah ISP rep: Thanks for calling XYZ Internet, how may I help you?

    Caller: Um, yes, per SB 260, I demand you make any indecent or pornographic material inaccessible from my account!

    Utah ISP rep: No problem ma'am, I can do that right now. What is your account name please?

    Caller: My account is blah-de-blah.

    Utah ISP rep: .. mm, no problem, one moment, *clickety-clickety-click* ... there you go, all set, give that a try.

    Caller: ah, great, lemme just get online and uh.. hey, it says login incorrect.. and.. what the..

    Utah ISP rep: *CLICK* (dial tone).. "If you'd like to make a call, please hangup and dial your operator."

    Caller: AAAARGGHH!

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    1. Re:Presenting The UTAH ISP BOFH by Maskirovka · · Score: 1

      Assuming the "negative goodwill" from disconnecting customers who request the service costs less than implementing it and dealing with the lawsuites from violations down the line, this might not actually be a bad idea. If several Utah ISPs were to do it might just make a difference.

      Then again, maybe I'm just blowing smoke out my ass.
      heh

  99. NO WAY! by dlt074 · · Score: 0

    i once turned down a job checking porn sites for bad links. i used to love pizza till i worked at a pizza place... didn't want to ruin porn in the same way.

  100. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    I really wish whoever had modded my previous post as 'Overrated' would simply have pressed 'Reply' instead.

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  101. Re:Or on a less political note by Bastian · · Score: 1

    There are some websites and forums out there that made it a lot easier for me to come to terms with being queer as a kid. I couldn't imagine what my life would have been like if I hadn't had those resources available.

    It would not surprise me one bit if the folks who get to decide what is objectionable in Utah are the kind of folks who think that exposure to anything remotely gay damages children.

  102. So you're saying by BlueHands · · Score: 1

    that to get the anwser all you have to do is pray?

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    1. Re:So you're saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...and if you are mormon, all you have to do is pray...but if you dont get the "answer" the church wants you need to pray harder until you get the "right" answer.

  103. Yes, it IS a first ammendment issue by poptones · · Score: 1

    I had a local ISP that offered this "feature." After a while I noticed certain domains (even specified by IP) never worked. At first I thought it was just because they had disappeared, then one day I noticed they worked from another ISP. Seems their "optional" feature wasn't so entirely "optional," I dropped them immediately and found a local ISP that made a point of stating in their TOS they do not, in any way, provide such "features" and it is up to the subsciber alone to be responsible for how their connection is used.

    Because our representatives have repeatedly made the point "money is speech." I find the very nature of this law offensive, therefore I have the right to NOT support it by givng them my money. Yet this law completely denies anyone living in Utah the ability to express that speech.

    1. Re:Yes, it IS a first ammendment issue by Trillan · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it not being optional was intentional. Unless you contacted them about it, it would seem to be attributing to malice that would could be explained by incompetence. (Not that dropping an incompetent ISP is a bad idea...)

      At any rate, the list doesn't sound like a first amendment issue to me. The ISP is free to restrict data flow in any way they see fit. Their servers, their rules, barring a rule that says they must carry all traffic -- something the first amendment isn't. If the government legislated that all ISPs block that list all the time, regardless of what the customers want, that might qualify. If the ISP decides to block the list all the time on their own in the interest of keeping things simple, the first amendment isn't involved. There's free as in speech, and free as in "that's your private party, you can restrict what goes through it." Except maybe in California.

      The idea of mandatory tagging of content seems a little more risky, but I'm still not sure I buy it. You are, after all, still free to say what you want, you just need to put it in a brown envelope to prevent minors from getting at it. R ratings for movies aren't much different.

  104. Re:Utah IS a theocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Utah is worse than you think. Its a theocracy run by people who insist it is not, and whose religion is a really bizarre cult even creepier than most others. For more info, see the South Park episode on Mormonism (HA!)

  105. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Jeez...They only had me up to 20mg thrice a day before they realized it wasn't going to work...

  106. Kids have no rights... by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The laws prevent teens who have a right to know this kind of information without the consent of their parents

    Where do you get the idea that kids have rights to do anything without parent consent? Parents can pull thier kid out of public schools, homeschool them, keep them in the house 24 hours a day, and they would not violate one right of the child.

    I don't know where you get your ideas from, but parents have an absolute right to pick what their kids will read, what they will watch on tv, and what websites they can see. If a parent wishes to enroll their kid in a church school, and shut any outside access to information, then until that kid turns 18 s/he has no choice.

    I know of people with a 12 year old, and they won't let her use the internet for any reason, and when she watches tv, it has to be pre-approved. She is not allowed to date, and she wears clothing her parents buy her. She is also enrolled in a private school, and the parents review the curriculum, to ensure they approve. If the parents don't approve of something, they either will pull their kid out that day, or withdraw altogether. And the parents are 100% in the right.

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    1. Re:Kids have no rights... by mvdw · · Score: 1
      And the parents are 100% in the right.

      Legally, or Morally?

    2. Re:Kids have no rights... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both. Are you saying parents do not have the right to do what was enumerated above?

    3. Re:Kids have no rights... by NoMercy · · Score: 1

      There 100% within the law, I wouln't go so far to say there 100% in the right, my upbringing wasn't anything as limited as the girl you talk about but it has left me seriously damaged and a social outcast.

      They should be getting there daughter exposed to society before she finds the internet when she's 18 and becomes a slashdot troll.

    4. Re:Kids have no rights... by Saeger · · Score: 2, Funny
      I know of people with a 12 year old, and they won't let her use the internet for any reason, and when she watches tv, it has to be pre-approved. She is not allowed to date, and she wears clothing her parents buy her. She is also enrolled in a private school, and the parents review the curriculum, to ensure they approve.

      Sooo... she'll be a rebellious stripper in about 6 more years?

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    5. Re:Kids have no rights... by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      The parent is modded "Funny" but I'd say it's more insightful than funny. Kids are naturally curious, and if that curiosity is stifled by a parentally imposed monastic lifestyle, it will more than likely manifest itself in deviant ways as the child grows up. I would say that a child has the right (as a human being) to explore the world and the things in it; a parent can have a profound effect by merely steering the child's attention TOWARD things, not away from things.

      I seriously question a parent's motives and sanity who would subject their child to such a shut-in world.

  107. Chamber of Commerce Senator Overview by salesguy · · Score: 1

    State representative David Clark will be speaking at the St. George Area Chamber of Commerce in St. George Utah. His purpose is to give a legislative overview of new bills that have been passed by the house and the senate. I will be asking lots of questions about this bill. The first one will be ..WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????? The bill pretty much spells out what they are looking for, but I thought the Internet user was the one responsible for their action. For families, there is a ton of filtering software that is pretty cheap, that they can put on their local machine. Is this another case of, "Were the Government and we're here TO HELP YOU." Now with all the liberal judges, this bill will be in the courts forever. Hmmm the governor committed all this money to Utah schools. Better have budget hearing, this one is going to be expensive.

  108. Is this really so bad? by XeroPurpose · · Score: 1

    "...It creates a list of websites that are not 'safe for children' and forces ISPs to block these sites for those who request it. In addition, content providers who host or create content in Utah for profit must now rate their websites or face 3rd degree felony charges..." Now, really, is this so bad? The ISP's are not charged with creating a "magic porn blocking machine", they are required to block a set list of websites, and only for those who request it. As for the mandatory rating system, though... well... I'm glad I don't live in Utah.

  109. No it isn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU "think of your children." Block it yourself than forcing ISPs, the cost of which gets offloaded to everyone using the ISP. Everyone else shouldn't have to pay to cover your lack of parenting. Plethora of options available, no harder to setup than the connecting to the internet or installing a new piece of software so you and your ilk who spew that mantra have no excuse. Get your hand out of my pocket theif.

  110. Ciphire? by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea that I haven't the time nor the inclination to work on. At work (a network security research team) we have begun using Ciphire. It installs itself between the operating system and the network stack. Any mail that goes out, no matter the client, is encrypted and then transported. Any and all mail going out being sent from registered email accounts is seemlessly encrypted without user interaction.

    Now, my question is why don't we have a content filter available to parents that filters out any and all communication destined for websites/address blocks on a blacklist no matter the method? The current method of filtering seems to be configuring web browsers to use some software as a proxy. This is easily bypassed despite the user's permissions on the box. At least I've done it many times with, say, Norton Internet Security.

    Just an idea. One I think could be worth something. Now, if any of you guys do decide to implement this, I'm gonna sue your ass for stealing my intellectual property as I have just now thought of this and it is all mine! All I need to do is bookmark this post and I;ll have all the evidence I need! I'll be rich!

  111. How does the list work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does the proposed black-list work? If an ISP's server is going to be comparing every site I visit against a list, that seems like a violation of personal privacy to me. It seems like the next step will be to develop a blacklist of illegal pages IE: "how to make a bomb". It isn't hard to add a function that will notify somebody when a specific page is accessed. The Authorities will try to justify their actions by saying they are blocking things already against the law, so it doesn't make a difference. The supreme court has already ruled police are allowed to use drug dogs to conduct a search for drugs without any reason because drugs are illegal in the first place. I realize this is speech and not illegal phyisical substances, but it is still a slippery slope. The use of this technology on behalf on an ISP scares me, because once they realize it works, it only takes 2 seconds to pass legislation banning "how to make a bomb" or "why Mr. Politicians is corrupt" pages for everybody.

  112. slippery slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It requires the ISPs to build in a censorship mechanism using the pretext of protecting from porn. Once that is in place, there will be fewer obstacles to just "upgrade" it to anything else the Utah govt doesn't approve of.

  113. Sherlock Holmes by ddewey · · Score: 1
    In conclusion, be sure to research "the Mormons" using legitimate sources.

    A Study in Scarlet is a good legitimate source...

    :)

  114. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by lachlan76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your country doesn't consider minors to be part of "the people" then?

  115. Mormons by p0rnking · · Score: 1

    Coming from a state with a population that is 75%+ mormon, this doesn't surprise me one bit. This is the same state that wanted to ban alcohol (or was it alcohol ads) at the winter olympics.

    1. Re:Mormons by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      Firstly.. the percentage is more like 85%. Secondly, if that is what the majority of people in Utah want, then that is what they should have. Democracy, friends.

    2. Re:Mormons by Beolach · · Score: 1

      Erm, you didn't read the site very well. 85% of those polled who said that they adhered to a religion said they were Mormon. The 23.5% of the total Utah population that said they were unaffiliated with any religion were not counted. So, Mormons do make up closer to 75% of the total population.

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    3. Re:Mormons by Beolach · · Score: 1

      Care to back that up? Utah already had strict laws concerning alcohol, true, but AFAIK there was no attempt to add additional laws or regulations during the Olympics. Random trivia, Utah was the deciding vote that repealed prohibition.

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    4. Re:Mormons by Scottl_h · · Score: 1

      In the most recent legislative session, a bill was introduced to ban all ads for gambling in Utah. Utah is one of 2 states with no form of legalized gambling (Hawaii is the other) and Utahns who gamble help keep Nevada border towns alive and the Idaho lottery flush with money. The politician who introduced the bill also tacked on a provision to make it illegal to advertise prostitution in Utah. Not that it's a problem, but "just in case it ever becomes a problem in the future." I'm glad I left Utah and would never live there again. It's a nice place to visit, but....

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  116. In Texas.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..there are plenty of dildos walking down the street, just like everywhere else.

  117. Utah Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't like Catholics don't move to Rome, if you don't like Baptists Don't move to the South USA, if you don't like Mormons don't move to Utah.... Get off the Religious Bashing and showing your ignorance, Sure the morals of the people in the area show through in their legislation, t happens anywhere that has a predominant culture, religious based or not. As noted before the Mormon church does not often take political sides, they do encourage their members to research out issues and come to their own conclusions. Those saying that got their "Mormon experience" in Happy Valley Utah (Utah County) at BYU, well you met a very different culture, and I'm sorry you had that experience, it is atypical of "Mormons" I have experienced else where. Also BYU is a private school as I understand it and they can run it how they like, just like any other private school. Back on topic, The law doesn't force censorship, it just gives parents and businesses that are concerned about this coming into their homes or businesses. If you don't want the censorship don't ask the ISP for it, it's that simple... just like call blocking you don't want it don't ask your phone company for it.

  118. Won't hold up on 1st amendment grounds by lohphat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We've been here before folks!

    The issue here is not if it's optional or not for the Customer.

    The issue that will kill this law is that the Government (the AG of Utah) will be responsible for maintaining a list of sites to block.

    It is the speech of the people ON THE BLOCKED LIST who are being silenced by the government. You can even add violation of due-process becasue there's no detail as to who, what, or why a site is added to the list.

    Thise issue has ALREADY been decided by the SCOTUS.

    Do we need another 20 judges on this one too?

    Can these people in government read?

  119. utah....... by shrewd · · Score: 0

    'ok latest slashdot post :utah gove. .... .. . next post'

  120. Regarding Florida: by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    "If we allow one brain-dead Floridian to die, what's to stop us from extending that policy to include the rest of the state?"

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  121. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by sessamoid · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I really wish whoever had modded my previous post as 'Overrated' would simply have pressed 'Reply' instead.

    I don't necessarily think an "Overrated" moderation should have been replaced by a reply instead. I don't know what your comment was moderated before the Overrated mod, but the mod probably just thought your post wasn't Insightful or not Insightful enough to warrant the score it had. Doesn't mean he hates you or disagrees with your question or your right to ask it, merely that he didn't think it was a particularly insightful question.

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  122. Re:Wow! by Lord+Prox · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Now lemme get this straight...

    I can marry a handfull of 16 year old girls in Utah but I face felony charges if I see/post don't filter/label pictures of my honeymoon on the 'Net? WTF?

  123. Products exist by phorm · · Score: 1

    There are, however, products that exist for this already. The internet isn't like cable TV... where the selection is fixed and easy to manage. With this, you'd have to possibly do a lot of changes including creating segregated customer groups for those that do/do-not want filtering. And I could almost guarantee that some sites may be blocked that aren't hardcore porn etc and that subscribing customers will be annoyed at the ISP because they blocked a site that wasn't desired.

    The easiest way I supposed would be to have a proxy for those that want a filtered connection, but it's still a pain.

    Want a filter, go out and subscribe to one. Why make it a mandated burden on the ISP to satisfy the needs of a particular customer base. The way business usually works, another ISP would offer it as a service.

    Mandating such things as laws is what is wrong here...

  124. Re:Wow! by Naosuke · · Score: 1

    Contrary to popular belief polygamy is outlawed in Utah. Granted the law isn't always enforced, but it is against the law.

  125. Required to provide a minority service by phorm · · Score: 1

    It's called "providing a service as a feature." Companies do this because *surprise* if there's a demand then they can either get customers over those that don't supply it. Mandating it as law is dumb.

  126. So go after the pr0n companies by ez_TAB · · Score: 0

    So if "the companies that produce the content must pay to protect people from it" then go after the porn companies to create a meta tag or something similar to facilitate client-end filtering.

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  127. Do your job parents! by blanks · · Score: 1

    Yes, because parents who have values but are not willing to force or teach them to their children expect the goverment, content suppliers, and ISP's to do their damn job.

    What about wireless access providers (or free access providers), internet kiosks, schools, libarys and so on. Is it their job too, kids will find porn one way or another if they want it, be it analog or digital.

    Seems like alot of work for everyone else just because some parent is too damn lazy to teach their kids the values they expect them to follow, or to buy/install their own filtering software like www.puresight.com

  128. Hot Mormon action. by infonography · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hot action with skirts above the ankles. You'll be saying your prayers extra hard tonight. (wink wink).

    Second hand reviews of the movie Orgazmo, hear in detail why you should keep your wife/wives and children from seeing it.

    Jittery in Seattle, also called 'They drink by night', lurid tales of coffee junkies in Seattle, staying up till way after 11pm, Not for the weak of stomach.

    Christ-sploitation websites and how to thump your bible for Her Maximum pleasure.

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  129. Another win for stupid parents by randallpowell · · Score: 1

    Once again, parents can't do that job so they get a law passed for them. If parents were paid, they'd be fired. What happened to all that child-safety software parents wanted yet never bought? DOn't want your kids to see porn but fucking at night across the hall is fine.

    1. Re:Another win for stupid parents by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
      wow what a bitter little man you are. This bill does not restricts anyones right to access material on line, infact by default it changes nothing. You have to opt onto the list. I dont know that I agree with the law but it is a law that requires the parent to act.

      as for the stuind f'ing across the hall at night comment there is a difference between porn and what goes on in a bed between two married people. The actuall needs of the woman are addressed for one, she is not some shell for a mans or womans entertainment.

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    2. Re:Another win for stupid parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wonder how this post goes with your new found UU princaples..

      The inherent worth and dignity of every person.

      Except if they disagree with you about internet porn..

      The rightof conscience and the use of the democratic process within our congregations and society at large.

      Except of course when that process elects someone you dont like..

    3. Re:Another win for stupid parents by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      People has worth but why drop all responsibility when parenting gets hard. parenting has always been hard since we came to be. It will never get easier either. Asking the gov to make changes in a society so parents don't have to think (sorry parents but it a job requirment) is silly and who really thinks that any gov can raise children?

      Except of course when that process elects someone you dont like..

      Unless a Democrat wins, then Republicians will cry foul for 4 years.

    4. Re:Another win for stupid parents by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      as for the stuind f'ing across the hall at night comment there is a difference between porn and what goes on in a bed between two married people.

      If a kid sees porn, it is bad yet when a kid hears the parents fuck, it's OK. Sounds like hypocrisy. Either way the kid is exposed to sex.

    5. Re:Another win for stupid parents by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
      porn != sex. There is sex in porn but the sex is not the purpose of porn. The purpose of porn is pure self gratification, both mentally and physically. the purpose of marrage bed sex is mutual gratification. Sex in the marrage bed is pure, sex in pornography is filthy but appealing to the sinful nature in all men.

      Kids should be taught about sex, and at a young age but pornography does not teach a healthy attitude twords sex. So I guess you think that if a kids (lets say 10yo) parents have sex the state should not be able to require that only people over 17 be allowed into strip joints...

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    6. Re:Another win for stupid parents by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      I still don't see why parents have the need to screw things up just to raise a kid. Hell, I'll never have kids since they cost too much and annoy me so much I'd have to punch them to shut up. Anyone that can handle thier bullshit is welcome to it but don't whine when it gets hard, just deal with it. And, no, regulations on things don't work. I like the libertarian idea of total unregulation so kids can go into strip clubs if they want. Parents would have to be parents and not have kids for tax reasons.

    7. Re:Another win for stupid parents by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
      I still don't see why parents have the need to screw things up just to raise a kid.

      Please, please tell me how this bill is screwing anything up? And tell me what you mean by scre things up? Are you upset there is a social cost to continuing the human race?

      Hell, I'll never have kids since they cost too much and annoy me so much I'd have to punch them to shut up.

      Gasp? but what about the vaunted tax benefits you talked about on another thread? /sarcasm...

      Honestly I could care less if you have a kid

      I like the libertarian idea of total unregulation so kids can go into strip clubs if they want.

      Given you hate kids that does not suprise me. Society has a vested interest in the next generation, and parents can not be there 24*7 so I think (though I am generally pretty libertarian) that saying a 5yo cant buy a six pack, and that a 10yo cant go into a strip club are acceptable..

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    8. Re:Another win for stupid parents by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      mean, why open the dor to fundies to ban anything online they don't like? Why get all out of joint if people don't want our society redesigned for 2 yo kids? Can't be there 24/7? Get help from family. Don't go running to gov to solve the evils of the Interents and TV.

      Society has a vested interest in the next generation, and parents can not be there 24*7 so I think (though I am generally pretty libertarian) that saying a 5yo cant buy a six pack, and that a 10yo cant go into a strip club are acceptable.. You're a libertarian and you would deny a kid's liberty to buy alcohol and enter strip clubs?! You're a liberal or a conservative! Liberties are fought to keep, not give up to wackos.

    9. Re:Another win for stupid parents by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
      You're a libertarian and you would deny a kid's liberty to buy alcohol and enter strip clubs?! You're a liberal or a conservative! Liberties are fought to keep, not give up to wackos.

      is there a part of the word Generally you did not understand? I relaize that we live in the real wolrd. Being an expectant father I have a POV on this that you can not understand. For some reason you seem to think the elevted officials of a state passing a law which does not at all restrict content for you or any other adult. I hate to tell you this but kids do not have teh same rights adults have, they cant vote and cant up and decide not ot go to school..

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    10. Re:Another win for stupid parents by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      Parents and parents to be shouldn't need the gov to babysit their kids. May as well be on welfare and foodstamps if you won't be responsible for your life.

      Parents bitched about TV and got a rating system. They said that wasn't enough and wanted a filtering device so they got the v-chip. Parents said that wasn't enough and demanded cable companies to lock channels. No one use the v-chip, TV ability to remove chanels, and some use the blocked channels. In my town, certain channels I used to get on basic are now premium since parents didn't understand it's content. It's either Fox News or CHristian channels.

      Take responisibility for your kid or go on welfare. It's that simple.

    11. Re:Another win for stupid parents by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
      May as well be on welfare and foodstamps if you won't be responsible for your life.

      This coming from a grown man who lives with his parents...

      Take responisibility for your kid or go on welfare. It's that simple.

      I guess we should have no sped limits, no drug testing, no welfare, no food standards, no OSHA, nothing at all along those lines because people are responsable fr themselves... am I getting you right?

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    12. Re:Another win for stupid parents by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      Yes. A true libertarian society would have no laws, no government, no TAXES (that is stealing since I never allowed the gov to take that money), no regulations on the economy, and everyone agrees to that. It's a perfect society. Only sissies need laws.

    13. Re:Another win for stupid parents by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      So are you a true libertarian or are you just trying to get off topic?

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    14. Re:Another win for stupid parents by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      You dare deny me?! A loyal Bush supporter that could report you to the Party? Thou shall not question thy gods.

    15. Re:Another win for stupid parents by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
      I kind of figure the best you would have might consist of some kind of 'youre a brown shirt' politics... Ill tip you off on something I didnot vote ofr Bush...

      Now Ill ask you again are you a libertarian? Reading your journal and some of your post I get the idea your a progressive liberal but I could be wrong.. Are you for the FDA? Public Radio? the NEA?..

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  130. Not a surprise by PenguinGuy · · Score: 1

    I live in Utah and this is not surprising in the least. Even though the LDS chruch doesn't overtly run the state, everyone who is elected (most of the time) is LDS and so will do whatever the church wants.

    I can't wait until I can move to an adult state..

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  131. I want this job.. by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    >The list will be provided by the state AG

    I wonder if this Official Porn List Compiler is a new position, or if this is ongoing work in the AG's office. Perhaps all of the good workers there spend an hour a day cruising for new pR0n sites. They do spring up quickly. I'm sure this activity generates a bit of incoming email with links that need to be tracked down a checked out.

    I'm certain that it will take a full-time upper-level management position to supervise all of this activity. It will certainly take someone with a bit of experience to tell whether some of these sites a actual pR0n or just creative amature photgraphs. Since there probably aren't too many experts on this subject in Salt Lake City, they will probably need to advertise the position in New York or Las Vegas. Could be the start of a whole new career in the law.
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    1. Re:I want this job.. by Acius · · Score: 1

      I can't speak to how the state's doing it, but I do live in Utah. The schools here have been maintaining a list of blocked sites for quite a while. Apparently the list is mainly built from *complaints* -- basically, someone complains about a site and it gets added to the list.

      Sometimes someone blocks something useful, and the same general complaint method can get it unblocked. Utahns are very good at complaining, so the filters are pretty thorough. I imagine the AG office would use a similar system.

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  132. Am I the only one who... by Landak · · Score: 2, Insightful
    HATES The title of the bil? I mean...

    AMENDMENTS RELATED TO PORNOGRAPHIC AND HARMFUL MATERIALS


    I mean, come on. Porn is _not_ harmful. Bad parenting, however, is. Children who are under a certain "magic" (or "Evil" for the mormons) age will find looking at porn is just boring - they'd quickly loose interest and wander off. Children past the age would experience no ill affects....other than a slight rise in libido, of course. So why block it? I'm 16, and since I was about 6 I've had free access to information - and I've never looked back. Heck, in this country (the UK), the government sent a very nice leaflet home to all parents saying how "The internet was dangerous for children" but "trying to censor anything is an excise in futility, as tech-savvy kids can get around most blocks". It then went on to say that "talking to your children" is the best answer there is.

    Can't you do that over there?

    And I want that list....
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  133. Sorry Utah Slashdot Readers by sirrube · · Score: 1

    To honor the moment I will post a favorite of mine. http://www.persiankitty.com/

  134. Restricting access=Restricting freedom of speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If nobody can hear you, you might as well be shouting in the wind. The only way that freedom of speech even works is operating under the assumption that there are people there to listen. Blocking access to sites is the same thing as blocking the speech of said sites.

  135. Ummm, exactly how is this going to stop porn by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Insightful
    from getting into Utah?

    Am I missing something or is this Utah law really as idiotic as it seems at face value?

    I'm sure all the Russian and Finnish ISPs are just all shaky in their boots and peeing themselves in terror at the might of the Utah State Gummint.

    FUCK! What a bunch of retards.

    RS

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    1. Re:Ummm, exactly how is this going to stop porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ummm, exactly how is this going to stop porn from getting into Utah?

      "Am I missing something or is this Utah law really as idiotic as it seems at face value?

      "I'm sure all the Russian and Finnish ISPs are just all shaky in their boots and peeing themselves in terror at the might of the Utah State Gummint."

      yup, you're missing something.

      something called a brain.

      as is clear from the article, and as many posters have already written, it's not supposed to stop porn from getting into utah. it's supposed to stop porn from reaching specific customers only at their request.

      if you had read the article, if you had the least bit of reading comprehension, you would have understood that, and we would have been spared your imbecilic post.

      "FUCK! What a bunch of retards."

      you fail it; you're the retard.

      p.s. if you start a sentence with "Umm," you're wrong, and you're going on my foes list.

    2. Re:Ummm, exactly how is this going to stop porn by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      And here I thought Utah was a 'freedom' state. I'm confused now.

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  136. well. by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 1

    This law will be bitch slapped so fast by the supreme court.. that gov won't know what hit him.

    "The controversial legislation will create an official list of Web sites with publicly available material deemed "harmful to minors." Internet providers in Utah must provide their customers with a way to disable access to sites on the list or face felony charges"

    There is no possible way anyone could keep an updated list of all the adult websites on the internet. It is also a step towards enforced censorship, let the parents do their job instead of doing it for them

  137. False Analogies by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree that only seeing the sites you want to see is a good thing, but why in the world involve the ISPs? This is like requiring taxi companies to refuse to take you to a list of restaurants you don't like. If you don't want to go there, don't go there!

    But the point is there's no way, short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage (which isn't truly practical) to ensure they don't end up going there.

    It's not about whether an adult wants to go there or not - it's about whether an adult has the means to ensure their children don't go there.

    The law's treatment of ISPs is nothing like a taxi firm, it's like a news seller:

    Hardcore porn, right now, can be sitting anywhere on a newseller's shelves - right amongst the comics. Worse, it's virtually impossible to identify which links will and won't take a kid to porn or what endless cycles of pop-ups will. That's the equivalent of hardcore porn makers wrapping their content in Yu-Gi-Oh covers to ensure it gets more impressions.

    What the law is saying is: Utah magazine publishers aren't allowed to wrap an innocent looking cover around their porn mags anymore and, as Utah can't legislate against out of state magazines, they're requiring news sellers to put magazines from a given list on the top shelf.

    It's not even as if it prohibits free speach. You still have the right to speak. It's just that parents are being given the right to decide they and their families don't want to listen (and still have the right to decide to listen if they want to).

    I agree it's not an ideal system. I agree it's not perfect. I agree some non-porn sites will mistakenly end up on the list. I agree there are better alternatives out there (though, as many parents evidently don't know of them, "better" is obviously a relative term).

    But, just because something's not ideal, it doesn't mean it should automatically be ignored if, as non-ideal, it's still better than not doing it.

    What are the costs? The real, genuine costs? Minimal if anything - a piece of cheap software that blocks a supplied list really doesn't cost much at all. Give a decent programmer a few hours, they can knock it up for you. Other than that and the Utah state government's money - the other costs are arguably negligible.

    What are the benefits? Maybe not as great as promised but they do exist. Block a few thousand typo domains like hotmale.com, the obvious ones kids try like playboy.com and the most prolific ad/spyware based ones and you can make a reasonable sized dent - even if you can't catch everything.

    Do the benefits outweigh the costs? Yes. Does it trample any civil liberties or anything else with a hard to immediately prove but ultimately huge cost? No.

    So stop whining. You see flaws in it? Write to the Utah congresscritters and senators. Suggest better solutions. They evidently see it as a problem worth addressing, they obviously see the benefits as outweighing the costs - so suggest your better solution and see if they'll act on it. Just don't bitch for the sake of bitching that people chose a non-perfect solution that they still regard as better than the costs of implementing it.

    1. Re:False Analogies by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful
      But the point is there's no way, short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage
      If you are a parent you should take responsibility. What's wrong with having the PC in the same room as the TV set until you've taught the kid your values?

      The ISP should not be your babysitter.

      Telephone companies are not responsible for obscene phone calls or telemarketers - and I don't think ISP's should be responisble for porn, spam etc.

    2. Re:False Analogies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trampling civil liberties is the problem. This gets into the debate of what porn is and what it is not. "I won't define pornography, but I know it when I see it" is a judge's famous ruling. People keep talking about slippery slopes, and this is just that from the other side. It's a moralistic argument that is not a "BETTER SOLUTION." The best solution in this case is a simple one, leave the monitoring to the parents. Though this is problematic as it does not offer a methodology, it is based on the principle of self-government based on personal morality. Why tell somebody else that they have to go elsewhere to view what they want to view when you can work on restricting access to those that YOU find vulnerable.

      The better technological solution is the adoption of a good rating system that allows for content monitoring at the individual BROWSER level. This would then allow parents to override kids based on content. ALSO, it would require that adults become more educated on the use of computers. OR it would require monitoring software to be made more simple (the American solution to most things).

      And blogging and discussions like this are all about whining, so your distress as to people's opinions dissenting to the law are by way of reasoning an attack on free speech. Though I appreciate your comments.

      The problem with specifying to an ISP that they need to monitor content is the WRONG idea.

    3. Re:False Analogies by isomeme · · Score: 1


      I agree it's not an ideal system. I agree it's not perfect. I agree some non-porn sites will mistakenly end up on the list. I agree there are better alternatives out there (though, as many parents evidently don't know of them, "better" is obviously a relative term).


      So we're supposed to compensate for parental ignorance by imposing new controls on the middlemen? Why not compensate for ignorance with education instead?

      Anything that tries to regulate content flow on intermediate nodes of the net (and any requirements imposed on ISPs qualify) makes me profoundly nervous. All the regulation you want is available at the client; don't push all of society onto a slippery slope because some parents can't be bothered to do their jobs properly.

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    4. Re:False Analogies by hey! · · Score: 1

      OK, the grandparent post is talking about this istuation: a kid puts in an innocent looking search into Google with parent looking over his shoulder. Kid click on an innocent looking link with parent looking over his shoulder, and front page showing hard core action pops up.

      Personally, I wouldn't freak, I'd just swtch off the monitor and have a little talk. But it would be a nuisance.

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    5. Re:False Analogies by locr1an · · Score: 1

      short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage (which isn't truly practical) to ensure they don't end up going there.

      No doubt! I have the same problem with my toddler and plastic grocery bags. I hide them real good, but the little sh*t always finds them. Sheesh...like I can watch her all the time! Get real! Your children are your responsibility, and if you like to use the computer as a babysitter while you do your home teaching that is YOUR problem. If you don't have the initiative to monitor your childrens activity then hire a nanny...it would be easier for all involved.

    6. Re:False Analogies by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      there's no way, short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage (which isn't truly practical) to ensure they don't end up going there.

      This technology doesn't do jack to help that though. Ever heard of pr0n? Used to get around filters. This isn't even a filter, it's a static list. If you think you compile a list of all pornography in the internet, you are in the wrong job. YahooBoobies would love to talk to you!

      All this will do is provide false security and therefore be counter productive. If you don't want your kids seeing porn on the net, keep an eye on them. If you don't want them seeing porn in a bookstore, keep an eye on them. If you don't want them walking down the wrong street at night and being abducted, act like a fucking parent and do your job. TV, the internet or 200,000V of mains electricty and a bathtub might seem like a good way to occupy your child and keep them out of your hair for a few hours, but they aren't going to come out of it for the better!

    7. Re:False Analogies by tokabola · · Score: 1
      But the point is there's no way, short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage (which isn't truly practical) to ensure they don't end up going there.

      I guess you've never heard of a hosts-deny list? Even Windows has one. You just add the domain names you don't want your kids to access. If they're smart enough to use a proxy to bypass that, it's certain no law you pass (or ISP level filter) will stop them either.

      Tommy
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      Open Source for Open Minds
    8. Re:False Analogies by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      Telephone companies are not responsible for obscene phone calls or telemarketers - and I don't think ISP's should be responisble for porn, spam etc.

      Which raises a good point... Why shouldn't they be?

      Remember what the Utah solution actually is: The state government provides a list to ISPs. The government has stated that IF users want it, ISPs have to support filtering that list. There's no obligation on the ISP to find sites, identify them or anything else - simply allow blocking of a list that is supplied to them and only if the customer requests it.

      Personally, I'd be all for my telco having a feature where I can say, "Nope. No more telemarketing and obscene calls please" and all of a sudden my phone wouldn't connect for calls from known telemarketing numbers and known obscene callers. It wouldn't be perfect but I'd be more than happy to accept a simple significant drop.

      The cost to provide filtering for such a list is minimal - a couple of hours of a decent coder - that's all. After that, there's absolutely no cost to the ISPs nor is there any responsibility other than making it accessible. Even then, it's only ISPs over 7,500 users who have to give it away for free. So, call it $1,000 to develop a really basic blacklist filter that sits in your TCP/IP stack divided by 7,500 customers... Hmm, a one time cost of about 13-14c per customer. I think the ISPs can suck that up.

    9. Re:False Analogies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are a parent you should take responsibility. What's wrong with having the PC in the same room as the TV set until you've taught the kid your values?
      The ISP should not be your babysitter.

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      There are lots of problems with this.
      You making this comment makes me wonder if you really have kids, and if you do, do you have a life?
      Being a parent doesn't mean keeping your 100% attention on your kids. This is not possible in society today. Plus, there are many single parents that have to work and in all reality can only keep 10% of their time on their kids.

      Kids by their nature are always testing their limits. Every moment they are awake, I did and still do even though I am 32.
      I do agree that no technology should replace babysitting, but having technology that assists in this can be very helpful.
      And yes the telephone compaines to help here. They allow me the option to block all 1-900 calls and other caller pays lines. Any other porn line requires a credit card.
      Why can't the ISPs do something similar?

      Currently the only way I can add any resonable level of protection for my family is by spending $750 on Kerio Winroute FW with ISS Ornage Web content filter. This is just for the software, all in all it is $1200 with hardware, and the Webfilter and Antiviurs have to be renewed each year for about $430.
      If I can get the same thing from my ISP for a few $ per month I'm all for it.
      And it has to be filterd at the packet level on the ISP end to be acceptable. The cheesy software that many big name ISPs offer for parental controls are a joke. Most of the time simply terminating the software completly bypasses it.
      I have looked at and tried various software packages that install on the computer such as net nanny or similar, I have come to the conclusion that they all suck and are very easily defeated. Are you forgetting that kids are very good with technology?
      Locking my cable modem in a box along with a corporate SPI firewall is the only way I can be sure when I am at work my computers do not have wildcard access to the internet.
      AFAIK all major corporations babysit their adult employees too with similar technology.
      I'm all for private compaines offering this technology for a price, and leaving legisation and the ISP out of it. But as it stands there is nothing out there. I would really like to see an inexpensive home hardware firewall that does the same thing as Kerio that is afordable to the masses. It would be ideal if it were integrated with the cable modem so I wouldn't have to lock it in a box.

    10. Re:False Analogies by clickster · · Score: 1

      The law's treatment of ISPs is nothing like a taxi firm, it's like a news seller:

      Um, not unless I can walk into a news seller, step into a private booth so that no one knows I'm there, and push a magic button on a machine that magically dispenses any magazine in the world that I request, on demand. If these kinds of news sellers existed, then maybe it would be a the same. As it is, every time I buy a magazine, the person behind the counter verifies my age if I'm buying material that requires that I be a certain age.

      I would also like to point out that requiring a news seller to not sell a certain list of magazines requires little or no time/effort on the part of the seller. They simply refrain from actively purchasing those titles. Requiring ISPs to filter on the other hand requires active filters. It's not like the ISPs manually enter a list of sites that people CAN get to (where they could simply leave off a few sites).

      Talk about crappy analogies

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    11. Re:False Analogies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the point is there's no way, short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage (which isn't truly practical) to ensure they don't end up going there.

      This is simply not true. There are several existing rating systems that parents can subscribe to: ie.
      http://www.icra.org/
      and
      http://www.safesurf.com

      Your civil liberties are gradually being eroded by these "conservatives" who have sold out to corporate greed.

      Fascism: Any system of government that
      * exalts nation and sometimes race above the individual,
      * uses violence and modern techniques of propaganda and censorship to forcibly suppress political opposition,
      * engages in severe economic and social regimentation.
      * engages in corporatism,[1]
      * implements or is a totalitarian regime.
      (http://www.britannica.com/eb/article?tocId=2193 69)

      They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
      -- Ben Franklin in "An Historical Review of the Constitution and Government of Pennsylvania, 1759"

    12. Re:False Analogies by dbIII · · Score: 1
      There are lots of problems with this. You making this comment makes me wonder if you really have kids, and if you do, do you have a life? Being a parent doesn't mean keeping your 100% attention on your kids.
      You pay attention when your kids use power tools, and you shouldn't rely on some silicon snake oil to try to control your kids behaviour on the internet - none of those things work so the parent has to take responsiblity. The internet is not a toy, just like an angle grinder isn't - so you have to keep an eye on kids until they know how to use it in the way you want them to.

      There's a disturbing tendancy lately for govenments to legislate for solutions which do not exist, some con artist will make money selling a thing that doesn't do the job and the government will happily pay because the objective is just to spend money to show they care - not to solve the problem.

      And it has to be filterd at the packet level on the ISP end to be acceptable
      But what do you filter for? You can block a few thousand URLs but there are hundreds of thousands more. This is just putting silicon snake oil in law. It's just as silly as legislating that all cars have some kind of Trek style technobabble energy sheild - we don't have a good enough solution to turn more than local net access into an electronic babysitter.

      Give up on the personal insults and teach your kids enough values that you can trust them. Until then, try to be responsible.

  138. How long do you think it will take.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...before they start creating "optional" opt-in lists that will force the ISP to block known p2p ports for consumers?

    And then the MPAA/RIAA will start demanding lists of people who didn't sign up for the "optional" list.

  139. For the sarcasm impaired by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

    The parent was obviously being sarcastic.

    1. Re:For the sarcasm impaired by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      On a second reading, I think you're right. It does seem a bit parody-ish. My apologies for "not getting it."

      But what's scary is that I got bitten. So many people are serious when they say stuff like that that I've gotten into the mode of thinking that everone is. I grew up and live in the Bible belt South and tend to forget that some people around the country are intelligent...

      Oh well, whoever read the first post and thought, "Yeah! I'm with Spy! He understands!" the stuff I wrote is for you. Enjoy!

  140. After the latest amendments, it's not so bad by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There was a late amendment:
    • (3) (a) A service provider may comply with Subsection (1) by:
      (i) providing network-level filtering to prevent receipt of material harmful to minors; or
      (ii) providing at the time of a consumer's request under Subsection (1), software for contemporaneous installation on the consumer's computer that blocks, in an easy-to-enable and commercially reasonable manner, receipt of material harmful to minors.
      (b) (i) Except as provided in Subsection (3)(b)(ii), a service provider may not charge a consumer for blocking material or providing software under this section, except that a service provider may increase the cost to all subscribers to the service provider's services to recover the cost of complying with this section.

    So bundling "NetNanny" with ISP service, for those who want it, is sufficient to comply.

    If you're in Utah, expect your ISP bill to go up by something under a dollar per month, based on bulk pricing for NetNanny.

    (Does entering "~frontdoor" as the password still turn off NetNanny?)

  141. Limitations by GoClick · · Score: 1

    Given the considerations of this law, I'd say a very large hosts file is in order.

    Of the kind that brings Windows to a crawl. This huge hosts file will direct people away from the site to one explaining what the hosts file is and why their computer is now so slow.

    It can also explain that it was neccisary because law makers pass laws trying to govern things they don't understand.

    It would also be good to provide info on how to support groups like the EFF and even more importantly so how to write their elected officials.

    Sounds like a good excuse to get the average Utah net user involved.

  142. No, its NOT optional for the websites by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    > Actually, the law just requires that ISPs provide a certain extra, optional functionality.

    Its not optional for the websites in question.
    Also targeted are content providers, defined as any company that "creates, collects, acquires or organizes electronic data" for profit. Any content provider that the Utah attorney general claims hosts material that's harmful to minors must rate it or face third-degree felony charges.
    And people wonder how regimes like the Taliban get off and running. The religious beg for them. Hopefully, this Christian conservative nonsense will be deemed unconstitutional just like it was in Pennsylvania.

    Anything can be a "content provider." Do you have photos on your blog? Will the Mormon censor decide that a jpeg of a woman in a bikini "is harmful to children" and arrest you? Sites that talk about sex ed, condoms, or AIDS? Are those harmful? Who wants to take that chance and why should the state even have such broad powers? They shouldnt.

    Hey, if you guys dont like our constitution then start your own country. Oh right, you religious nutters did and it was a disaster of the highest order.
    1. Re:No, its NOT optional for the websites by MPolo · · Score: 1

      It's not optional, but the heavy-handed EVIL law asks them to do what? To put a meta-tag into their pages with a rating. That's it. It doesn't make it illegal to host that content; it doesn't make it illegal to serve that content. What disadvantages does this system imply for the pr0n companies? They need to write a two-line Perl script that puts the proper tag into their HTML, and they're done. (Memo to self: 1. Write said two-line Perl script. 2. Sell to pr0n masters in Utah. 3. ??? 4. Profit!) However, this means that parents are able to block those sites more easily with the client-side technology that everyone is pushing here.

      I suppose you could argue that the third-degree felony is too much for failing to run their Perl script. I suppose that the content providers are going to lose some income from ad impressions from the five and six-year-old kids (or older kids with less-permissive parents, or adults who are using the corporate Internet connection to surf pr0n) who can no longer hit their pages because there is an effective means of blocking. (Naturally, the fact that only Utah-based porn has to be rated cuts down the effectiveness of the measure...)

      The pr0n industry has essentially refused to do voluntary rating of pages, thus producing the perceived need for the legislation. I can't feel too sorry for them...

      The thing with having the search engines have to rate the content of links seems to be unacceptable and likely unenforceable.

    2. Re:No, its NOT optional for the websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't like the way the US is run, why don't you move along with all the other liberals who promised to move to Canada if Bush got elected the first time around?

      The liberal ideology is flawed in that it is touted as progressive and liberating, but only hurts and destroys a society in the end. 40,000,000 abortions since 1973. Here is the abortion deaths to war deaths comparison.(These are innocent deaths, folks.) But the libs want to ban cigarette smoking? C'mon. And all this rhetoric about celebrating diversity only applies if you are not a Christian or a Jew. It's OK to be gay? Not if you want to see a substantial increase in STDs among gay and bi-sexuals.

      So the liberal ideology has killed more people that wars dating back to the Civil War? At least the people going into war knew what they were getting in to.

      But in the last days evil will be called good and good will be called evil.

    3. Re:No, its NOT optional for the websites by n-baxley · · Score: 1

      Anything can be a "content provider."
      Actually, if you read your own post a little closer, is sats that companies that post electronic data FOR PROFIT. Do you make money from your blog? More importantly, do you make a profit?! This is not a draconian law. It requires professional web content providers to stick a meta tag or something into their code. For 99% of us, that means we add it to the template that this site is rated E for everyone and we move on. There are very few people who would rate their site differently and they will probably stick the same meta tag in their code but it will say X for eXplicit or whatever. And they will probably welcome this. Now the onus is even more on the consumer to monitor what their kids see. While this is pretty much unenforcable, I don't think it's the kind of smack down you're making it out to be.

    4. Re:No, its NOT optional for the websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pr0n industry has essentially refused to do voluntary rating of pages

      Umm, if it's porn, then it's rated X.

      There, I saved everyone a lot of work.

  143. Ambivalent, Frustrated Parent by bluelizard001 · · Score: 1

    Not long ago I caught my 9-year-old son printing out pictures of naked ladies on the old inkjet. I was light on him (first offense). But I can relate to these Utah lawmakers, that _something_ ought to be done.

    That's not to say that bone-headed, unenforceable legislation that's bound to lose in court is the answer. I mean RSAC is a joke; most pr0n sites don't bother with it because it's such a pain in the ass.

    I'd like to see something like SURBL (spam URL block list) that identifies pr0n sites quickly via DNS so a parent can elect to block those URLs with some software. That's not censorship, any more than keeping pr0n mags out of kids' easy reach or putting warning labels on products.

    1. Re:Ambivalent, Frustrated Parent by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      Yes, something aught to be done. You should be held legally responsible for letting your 9 year old surf the net unsupervised. Ever heard of this thing called a password? It's this really simple device that allows you to control who uses a computer and who doesn't. Yeah something should be done about parents who refuse to supervise their kids on the net and then expect the government to do their parenting for them. If you can't be there to supervise your kid then don't let them on the net. It's so freakin simple it's scary yet people like you can't comprehend things like "responsible parenting" and instead make life difficult for everyone else by supporting governmental intrusion into everyone elses lives.

    2. Re:Ambivalent, Frustrated Parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a child too. Why was your nine year old unsupervised? That's the real issue. The PC is not a babysitter.

      Our country is more concerned about nudity than kids being exposed to violence on TV/Movies/video games. Which is worse, a kid who's curious about the female anatomy (parents should be stepping in and providing some education at this point), or a kid who emulates what he sees in the latest video games at his friends house(?)

  144. MOD PARENT FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Spy Der Mann-

    I can't believe your "think of the children" parody speech/troll was modded as insightful. Are the mods smokin crack tonight?

    Not sure which was funnier, your post, or the fact that it got modded up as insightful. Once again, Spy Der Man, you pulled it off! You're the Mann!! I love your parody posts!

  145. Not so fast by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This is an opt-out policy. Fine with me.

    Not really.

    From TFA:

    The controversial bill (PDF)will require ISPs to block access to websites deemed "harmful to minors" on request. This blacklist will be drawn up by the state's Attorney General.

    The law empowers the AG to determine what is "harmful to minors." That is the first problem: our federal constitution forbids laws that abridge speech as this one does by turning the state AG into a gatekeeper of literary, artistic, sexual, or other content. Community standards? Fine, prosecute; but you can't legislate with such a broad brush.

    Far from the niceties of an opt-out solution, this noxious law requires ISPs either to block sites themselves or give customers filtering software. Either solution will result in normal, nonpornographic content being blocked, too. That will creates costs and headaches for creators and consumers.

    Now, it's one thing for parents who use imperfect filtering software to say, "I don't care if my kid doesn't get to see some good web sites as long as all the bad ones are blocked." But the state has no such luxury, being nobody's parent; indeed, our Bill of Rights is there to slap down the state when it overreaches, and it is overreaching here. The slap will be forthcoming in court and it will be applied severely.

    I guess I don't see how this applies to My rights online other than the rating system.

    Even if you can't appreciate what's at stake, you'll understand soon enough if you're a Utah resident and your state persists in this folly. Lawsuits against this kind of mischievous puritanism end up being very costly for taxpayers. That should be incentive enough to rein in the state's Taliban.

    1. Re:Not so fast by xSauronx · · Score: 1
      whats really creepy is that legislators don't take into account that what theyre doing may not be...or just, sometimes, certainly isn't constitutional. shouldn't there be a lawyer tucked away in every legislature to say "yeah...thats unconstitutional, ditch the idea" so things dont have to go *through* the courts in the first place?

      nevermind, its too much to hope for that our elected officials know and understand the constitutiont they are bound by. kind of a shame that theyd even bother proposing such a ridiculous law.

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    2. Re:Not so fast by kesler · · Score: 1, Funny

      So the only one in Utah looking at Porn will be the Attorney General?

      I'm announcing my intention to run for Attorney General of Utah.

    3. Re:Not so fast by 3arwax · · Score: 1

      I think that the fundamental difference of opinion is that you believe the supreme court can create legislation through their decisions. Does freedom of speech give you the right to trick people into looking at your pornographic website? Utah is very wise in actually doing something to fight against the deceptive tactics of those who care nothing about you but just want your money. These people are predators that are sneaking their lethal product past everything defense the people have tried. You have no idea what is at stake. If the state says anything is bad or we don't want this in our community automatically make them the taliban?

    4. Re:Not so fast by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      lethal?

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    5. Re:Not so fast by 3arwax · · Score: 1

      Yes lethal, you obviously haven't heard of the hard effects of people. People trying to kill their wives, child molesters, serial killers. All of them are heavily influenced by porn. Porn is more addictive then cocaine.

  146. SUBSCRIBE by elronxenu · · Score: 1

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  147. Actually, the law doesn't sound bad. by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    - opt-in censorship list. Not opt-out/force-down-your-throat. Don't want porn? ask "no porn, please".
    - relatively efficient blocking mechanism - at ISP. Even if your kid is a script kiddie with total control over your computer, and you don't know a thing about it, the blocking happens at the ISP. Still, there are proxies, anonymizing etc, but it's better than "Would you please install that software that is supposed to stop you from accessing pages you shouldn't see?"
    - If you write "slippery" content, mark it as such. One meta tag more doesn't hurt and may help a lot.

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    1. Re:Actually, the law doesn't sound bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Which people's standards do I use for rating? Los Angeles? Islamabad? Salt Lake City?

      Why don't we have people who give a fuck about children rate their content? I treasure my ignorance about what repressed parents everywhere might find appropriate.

    2. Re:Actually, the law doesn't sound bad. by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Whoa, your freedom ends where freedom of your neighbor begins.
      You are free not to read Meta tags. But if you create "potentially harmful" content, make it in such a way that the harm can be avoided. I may feel like testing nuclear weapons in my backyard and I treasure my ignorance about what radioactive neighbours around might find unhealthy.

      As for "which rating" - well, the government should decide on one standard. If they don't, feel free to apply any you like.

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  148. And what did we learn today children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today we learn that slashdot readers come in three varietys:

    People who troll without RTFA
    People who correct the trolls
    People who RTFA and are stupid, so as such keep trolling.

    God why do I subject myself to this crap?

    1. Re:And what did we learn today children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      4) those who know slashdot is shit and keep reading it anyway.

      p.s. it's spelt "varieties."

    2. Re:And what did we learn today children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'd bet that 95% of the population here is #4.

      Gawd, that's a disturbing thought.

  149. The LDS Church is a cult, nothing more. by Excen · · Score: 1, Informative

    The parent's entire belief system is based on the premise that Native Americans (Indians in less politically correct parlaince) are descendants of the original 13 tribes of Israel. This can be proven or disproven using mitochondrial DNA, which has a near-constant rate of mutation from generation to generation. Now given the timeframe of this supposed transplant, the amount of mutation within samples of mitochondrial DNA between actual Israeli Jews and Native Americans from all areas of North and Central America completely quashes the notion that they were recently (within the last 2500 years) transplanted. I hate to mess with their brainwashed state, but science doesn't lie.

    Furthermore, the DOCTOR who did the research was a bishop in the LDS church himself. He was excommunicated by his church for his work. Dr. Simon Southerton was a professor at BYU, but left after he realized that the Book of Mormon was nothing more than the imaginations of Joseph Smith.

    I just have one question for the hardcore Mormons who refuse to believe in scientific fact: how did the 14-year-old Smith manage to translate the gold plates from an unintelligible ancient language into english? Or where did they go for that matter? Surely the man would have not lost the gold plates, considering just their historical importance and not their theological importance.

    If you have not heard about Dr. Southerton, here's USA Today's article on the subject, for starters. http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2004-07-26-dna-l ds_x.htm There are other sites dedicated to this subject, but the USA Today article is as neutral as they get.

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  150. FOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That applies to Federal assets. This will be a State law, and therefore the FOIA will not apply.

  151. Re:Wow you're low brow by gibodean · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I thought the grandparent was funny.

    Why should it be a problem to make fun of people's religion ?

    If they can't hack it, they can't believe it too much.

    Plus, you've got to know that most religions are false simply by the number of them out there, and their incompatibilities. (For me, "most" equals "all").

    What's wrong with making fun of people believing silly sounding, probably wrong stuff ?

  152. Re:American's love their State's Rights [winhat] by winhat · · Score: 0

    The albatross is a living organism of the majority. Awww geez, i'm running out of the majority.

    Ahh, there's the realization of de toqueville's tyranny of the leg, and is the study of the mormons.

    And there fell upon men a great pleasure it is chilling...

  153. ...move along, move along... by alt-j · · Score: 0

    Yup, Utah is bad. Winters are cold and snowy, summers are hot and dry. Hardly anything to do here...

    This isn't the state you're looking to live in...move along, move along...

  154. Isn't Utah . . . by weighn · · Score: 1

    the state that, per capita, buys the most porn, has the most wife beaters and sells the most hip flasks?

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  155. Simple, targetted solution by shani · · Score: 2, Informative

    But the point is there's no way, short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage (which isn't truly practical) to ensure they don't end up going there.

    It's not about whether an adult wants to go there or not - it's about whether an adult has the means to ensure their children don't go there.


    This can be done with whitelisting (children are only allowed to see specific web sites, and receive e-mail from specific addresses). Simple and effective.

    No need for draconian laws or turning society into a kindergarden.

    1. Re:Simple, targetted solution by n-baxley · · Score: 1

      One of the best things about the Internet is that it can lead you to unexepcted places. Anytime you begin researching one thing you can be taken in a whole different direction at to sites that you would never have known existed. Whitelists are worse than blacklists. They presume to know were all of the "good" content is and tells me that anything else must be trash. The last thing I want my kid doing is only seeing things from my persepctive. Of course I will aly down the law when it comes to him drooling over online porn, when I can help it.

  156. If it is to protect 5 or 6 y.o. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does the law not state that? This just applies as it is stated to dependents. Is there a problem for a fourteen year old girl with her first period tring to find out what it means?

  157. Re:This is *NOT* good by Hobadee · · Score: 1

    Think of the children, please.

    I AM thinking of the children, which is why I think this is a bad idea.

    I've seen this in other posts in this thread, but I'll say it again. It's not the governments/ISP's job to teach kids how to live - it's the parents job. Yes, the state does help out a bit, (school) but the responsibility still rests on the parent to guide thier child into adulthood. A parent shouldn't just let thier kid surf the web alone, just as a parent shouldn't let thier kid watch TV alone, just as a parent wouldn't let thier (little) kid go outside alone. The parent needs to guide thier kid along until the kid has shown an adequate level of maturity and responsibility, only then can the parent start to relax the level of supervision they apply.

    Also, a law like this will make parents overly lax. They won't check thier childs Internet usage at all because they figure it is all filtered and the kid can't see anything bad. When the kid then gets his own connection, he'll go straight for what he hasn't seen yet - all the bad stuff.

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  158. Cover for science censorship? by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I just spent like 5 minutes reading through the entire bill looking for any mentions of specific sites... for.. science.

    That is a good, albeit scary, thing to point out. But I think Mormons are pretty pro-science and technology (hell, I think they even believe that the lost tribes of israel were taken up by extraterrestrials or something). It's the bible-beating south that should be watched closer in this regard.

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    1. Re:Cover for science censorship? by winse · · Score: 1
      I am a slashdot reading Mormon (in Utah). There are more of us than anyone would probably assume.
      <opinion>
      Porn is at best a waste of time and at worst an addictive activity that slowly kills your soul imho
      </opinion>
      Of course this may be a minority opinion here.
      OTOH I am very sad to legislation that limits the 'net and kills the wild west type tradition that reigned here in the mid 90's.
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    2. Re:Cover for science censorship? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're assuming that we have souls.

      Which we don't.

      Good job having an incorrect opinion, though.

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    3. Re:Cover for science censorship? by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're assuming that we have souls.
      Which we don't.
      Good job having an incorrect opinion, though.

      Well, I guess we can just throw away thousands of years of philosophy, theology and literature regarding this issue. You settled it ;-)

      Seriously, though, you should open your eyes a little bit. This topic is deeper and broader than you can possibly imagine. Here are a couple of ideas to get you thinking about the issue of soul.

      (1) The Omega Point theory: As the universe matures and accellerates towards a colapse, the oldest surviving civilizations begin making use of the energy in that collapse to increase computational power. As we head closer to the end, computational power is increasing faster than the collapse of the universe at such a rate that the subjective experience (inside the computer) is that there will be an infinte number of processing cycles before the *end*. Given infinite processing cycles, simulations can be run of the entire universe and during those simulations, the brain/body state (soul) of all sentient creatures can be extracted and effectively resurrected in the eternal simulation (heaven). This idea has been posited and worked through by a physicist of some renown - go google on "omega point".

      (2) Pure conjecture, but to keep you thinking: If it turns out to be true that there are more than 4 dimensions to our universe and that energy interactions may occur outside of these 4 then it is conceivable that your brain (which is nothing but a big biological circuit) is transmitting information (hollistically) to spaces that we have no experience with. It is entirely possible to speculate on any number of possible ways that these interactions may seed alternate or future existances for the dynamic system that we think of as the human mind (or soul). One such idea is that phyisical existance in this four dimensional reality is much like a seed, giving birth to an awareness that is seated in the brain, but that slowly develops an alternative carrier in this other dimension. The brain being so totally consumed by the senses of the body that the meek senses that come from interactions outside of those 4 dimensions cannot develop until the body itself is gone. This could explain much of the paranormal, the soul and the afterlife.

      But these are just ideas, possibly even very silly ones. I point these out so that you have something to think about. Because this topic is not so simple and it is not just about a biblical god or a mystical invisible soul. It is a question of science.

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    4. Re:Cover for science censorship? by Piewalker · · Score: 1

      You're right and wrong. Yes, Mormon's as a whole are very pro-science and love technology and accept wholeheartedly any human advancement. Milo was a Mormon and he invented the television. John Huntsman Senior (Utah's Governor's Daddy) is Mormon and he invented a whole slew of things, including the styrofoam thingies that hold your coffee cup and pancakes at McDonalds. You're wrong about Mormon's believing about the lost tribes of Israel being extraterrestrials. Although we believe the lost tribes will come back in a remarkable way.

    5. Re:Cover for science censorship? by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Although we believe the lost tribes will come back in a remarkable way.

      On the Battlestar Galactica?

      -Eric

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    6. Re:Cover for science censorship? by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1
      "Although we believe the lost tribes will come back in a remarkable way. On the Battlestar Galactica?"

      As long as they don't have those stupid flying motorcycles...

    7. Re:Cover for science censorship? by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      I suspect your comment was probably lost on someone who seems to think that science has "proven" that the soul doesn't exist (parent), but I found it interesting! (No mod points though.)

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    8. Re:Cover for science censorship? by sweetwayne · · Score: 1

      I concur. Very interesting stuff, and I wish I had mod points to give as such. People's minds are so small when it comes to ideas like these. And so many people don't understand them that they write them of as bullshit using the argument of "I don't know what this means, so it's bullshit!" Thanks for the post. Do you have some links where I could do some further reading perhaps?

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    9. Re:Cover for science censorship? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      I stopped believing in invisible men when I was 8.

      As soon as you can prove that they exist, I'll believe you. Until then, you're wrong.

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  159. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    My fiance's uncle, in Utah joked with us once about Utah being the highest per-capita prozac prescription state in the US. He then pointed out that Mormons couldn't drink, smoke, or do drugs. He thinks there's some conincidence there ;)

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  160. Internet Not Suitable for Children by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I'm sick and tired of people complaining that the Internet is not suitable for children, so it needs to be cleaned up and made family-friendly.

    Does it bollocks!

    The Internet isn't suitable for kids, that's a given. But the conclusion is not the only one that fits the premise. My suggestion is, instead, ban children from using the Internet. It's not rocket science! Keeping kids off the Internet has got to be an easier proposition than keeping unsuitable material off the Internet. Face it, life isn't all that family-friendly. That's why you can't even go into a bar till you turn fourteen, and then you have to wait another four years drinking lemonade while you watch other people drink alcohol before they'll sell you any. That's why you can't have sex until you're sixteen, or watch other people having sex until you're eighteen, or drive a car till you're seventeen. There is such a thing as being too young.

    Kids managed just fine {better, even?} before there was such a thing as the Internet, and they'll manage fine being barred from using it. They're kids; and growing up and dealing with things is Just What Kids Do.

    It's just a pity those in authority can't .....

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    1. Re:Internet Not Suitable for Children by transatlantique78 · · Score: 0
      That's why you can't have sex until you're sixteen, or watch other people having sex until you're eighteen. There is such a thing as being too young.



      Huh?

      Can someone explain to me the logic of being allowed to have sex at sixteen, but not to see it until two years later ?



      What is a couple of sixteen-year olds to do ? Never fsck in daylight, and always switch the light off?



      It's been said above, but these laws are utterly wrong. Legislation should never replace parenting.

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    2. Re:Internet Not Suitable for Children by Rick+BigNail · · Score: 1

      So, what if your kid ask for internet to email with his or her friend? To game sites? You couldn't lie to him. And you don't want to appear too restrictive?

  161. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get off the "we know its there, dont do a elohim thing about it but..." bandwagon. The mormons who support polygamy through inaction are just as bad as the fundies.

    Animehound

  162. In other news.. by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    In other news Conrad F'Tang (little known King of Uj-bal-dabistan) has created a new law stating that when he closes his eyes the universe ceases to exist.

    Heroes of the King include Englands King Canute who valiantly commanded the tide not to change (which has to this day left large swathes of southern England without tidal motion)

    Biblical scholars however poured scorn on the Utah Puritans and reminded them to remember biblical teachings as "If thine eye offends thee pluck it out".

    Leading Biblician Cardinal Fang even went on record as saying "The Lord is after all responsible for ALL aspects of the creation. Yes even the bits that puny humans find unpleasant like maggots, those wasps that paralyse spiders and lay their eggs in them, death rays, AIDS and Microsoft".

    More news after the late film.

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  163. Mormons are not christian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that the nutty right wing christians aren't bad enough, but Mormons are like a special Joseph Smith cult.

    The end result is sort of a "worst-of" amalgamation of christianity and a cult of personality.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have sex with 2 or 3 of my wives.

  164. Content rating by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    It seems to me what is being overlooked here is that this requires every single website to have a content rating.

    This opens the door not only to greatly increased revenue for content rating systems that charge for use of tags, but also to further filtering once the public decides that gaming or science education is a bad thing.

    And actually the safest thing for Utah ISP to do would be to automatically label every website that did not have a rating with a default rating of "racist monkey lesbian snuff sex site".

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  165. Oh my god, you're an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And you're letting a man kill his wife while all the world watches."

    No, he's not killing her. He's letting her die with dignity.

    Dude, we all die someday.

    She died a long time ago, but a bit of flesh remains.

    We live in a country where where this mercy killing is big news, but a little boy killing 10 people is 2nd tier.

    Our country is *fucked* financially and congress does nothing. But they come in over the weekend to stick their nose into something that isn't the government's business.

    And you think its just fine? I'll bet you think Oprah's really great, we need to have prayer in school, porn causes men to become sexual deviants, and that Howard Stern is the devil.

    (ring)
    What? Thanks. I'll tell him
    (hanging up)

    I just got a call from from the moron club of america. They said you're not smart enough to join, sorry.

  166. Re:Wow you're low brow by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh. Actually, it made him look funny and you look like a whiny, PC dickhead.

  167. You missed the joke... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    He wasn't looking for scientific sites listed. He was looking for a list of porn sites. To look at for "Research" purposes. (wink wink)

    1. Re:You missed the joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.

      Oh, so that was you huh?

    2. Re:You missed the joke... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Hrm...

      Are you Sephiroth, Ghaleon, or Kuma?

  168. Insanity by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine how any reasonable person would think this sort of law, as I understand it from reading the article, could possibly be effective.

    for hot girl on moose action, go to http://www.girlsgoingnutsformoose.com. Citizens of Utah go to http://www.randomlychangingurlforgirlonmooseaction .com.


    So porn opperators, still trying to meet Utah's citizen's insatiable demand for hot porno action, can keep changing URLs to get past the blocked senders list, and the only one who gets punished are the ISPs, who despite their best efforts cannot possibly keep up with the "unsafe" websites and maintain a list to block them.

    There is only one surefire way to protect your kids from questionable material on the Internet: Keep the computer out of your kid's rooms and in a general area where you can keep tabs on them!!!.

    It's bad enough when the state thinks it should set decency standards for raising children, but when the state makes a law that puts that responsibility on ISPs, when the ISPs can not possibly comply, is pure insanity.

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  169. Nobody in Utah will be able to read this comment by rfc1394 · · Score: 1
    I'd like to say that, with respect to the law in Utah requiring Internet sites to be filtered, that the decision of the Governor to sign this bill, sucks. Unfortunately, that comment is probably considered sexual in nature, and thus would be required to be censored under the bill, thus nobody in Utah could read this message!

    Paul Robinson

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  170. why do the ISP's have to provide this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the state governors office, attorney general's office or whoever has to do is make a hosts file with all those sites directed to 127.0.0.1 available for those who want it to download. What's the problem? (Well, I suppose the more intelligent kids could kill the hosts file off, but those types are the types who you aren't going to stop anyway).

    The sucky thing is requiring website owners to 'rate' their sites - it's a http server which serves some graphics and an HTML file - why should you have to 'rate' it?

  171. You Mormons are so maligned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys believe in Christ, the one that didn;t judge the whore ( Mary someone I think ) tho he did say sin no more but the dude knew she would.... get off these guys cases. I am a sacraligeous boy from Oz and even I know these dudes (Mormons) are so from main stream right wing religeo-facists it ain't funny.... more power to the Mormons i say and give them a break ( as quaint as their religeon may be)!! o and fuck that idiot Hatch!! right up the arse!!

  172. Re:Wow you're low brow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps your "god" can help you grow a sense of humor.

  173. c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    all they need is a hosts file that they can allow their customers to download and map all those urls to 127.0.0.1 (which is localhost) and replace the current one located in c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts.

    of course this solution only works for windows, but i'm pretty sure a similar solution is available for macs and linux systems.

    1. Re:c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      lol +5 uber-733+

    2. Re:c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice home page, dude!

      "it's like 2 birds with 2 holes trying to align the holes and the the semen to has through" .

    3. Re:c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

      haha. wrote that @ 4 or 5am that night. was pretty sleepy. thanks for pointing it out though.

  174. Garh by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This really is the stupid way to do things, young kids (say up to 8 or 10) only need a small selection of websites they do not need to traverse the wide sea of knowledge on the internet until they are old enough to deal with whatever they find there. Websites that are suitable for kids should apply for a rating that proves they are suitable, then a list of good sites can be compiled and if you want you can set your ISP to only allow good sites. The advantage of this is as follows:

    -'Bad' sites may try and get themselves off a black list by constantly adding alias addresses.

    -There is NO way to get all the 'bad' sites on a list, it only takes 1 site to 'ruin' a childs life.

    I was given full net access, to my room, no restrictions, when I was about 13. I'd say if you can't handle being able to see what you want to see at 13, you can't handle life.

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  175. Uh....what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The liberal ideology"

    What is that liberal ideology, and can you give me an example of it in practice? I have a feeling that phrase doesn't mean what you think it means.

    BTW, Who do you think is smarter...hannity or combs?

  176. Just going to take some photos by JonnyRo88 · · Score: 1

    ...for the archives

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  177. etc ? by anno1602 · · Score: 1

    I don't believe that MS even kept the etc directory when they ported the BSD stack! That's lazy. For the record, the UNIX file is /etc/hosts.

  178. how does this work? by fonephux · · Score: 1

    I'm an adult- if I were for instance still living in Salt Lake City would I be able to access a website that is 'not appropriate' ? or does the ISP contact you asking if you'd be interested in having this service at which point your modem or ip would be provisioned to have full access or the 'safe' internet.

  179. Re:Wow you're low brow by dahamsta · · Score: 0

    It don't make you any better, it just makes you look like an intollerent moron.

    Intolerant mormon. HTH!

  180. Re:WRONG!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You CAN buy dildos and sex toys, they just must be marketed as "novelty" items. Every year or two, someone gets in trouble for selling them as sex toys/aids, not a massager/novelty/etc

  181. China/Iran by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 1, Troll

    I fully realize there is a great difference between what Utah (and other states) are doing compared to China/Iran as the programs are "opt-out" instead of state mandated, but I find the situation a bit funny. Imagine this conversation:

    Bush: China, you are evil! You need to give your people "free" access to the internet so they can have free access to all ideas and opinion, not just yours!

    China: But this is just our socities norms, we think there are certain things they shouldn't see.

    Bush: Yeah, but your socity is STUPID, you atheist bastards. You are all going to HELL!

    China: I'm sorry you feel that way, but its our right to decide that on our own.

    Bush: If you didn't have so many people worried about blocking the internet and spent the time developing useful technology you could bring more wealth to your people, you are just being stupid!!!

    Utah Gov: Psst, Mr President the people of our state want to block pornographic sites.

    Bush: Hey, thats a great idea! My lord and saviour will love that!!! Hey, China can we get a download of that blocking software you have?

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  182. Good news for SCO by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    They will finally be getting listed *somewhere* :D

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  183. This is just wrong. Censorship is evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This, and all law like it, is pure BS. There is no desire to protect children involved, but rather a desire to control adults.

    If you want to do this right and really protect children of parents who want the government protecting their children, then do this:

    Pass a law that states what defines a site as "Safe for Children" and then issue certificates to any site who claims to meet those requirements. Anyone can get a certificate for their site and concerned parents could get browsers that required the certificate to function.

    Anyone using the certificate in violation of the limits of the law would be prosecuted for sending smut to kids, but the entire adult world would not have to be censored.

    In other words, don't mark the porn as "not child safe". Mark the child safe crap as "child safe" and punish people who misuse the mark.

    If you want your government to control what your kids see, make them police children's content. Don't make them police all content. Censoring all content is just a way to use government to sponsor religion.

  184. It's the same thing...except...it's not by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    I think this is the same thing really. Banning what people do in the privacy of their own homes. It's wrong.

    Ah, but here no one's banning anything. The ISP only has to filter - or provide filtering technology - to customers who request it. To continue your analogy, it would be like Houston publishing a directory of "adult entertainment" establishments and requiring the yellow pages to distribute it to you. It doesn't prevent consenting adults from engaging in the behavior, and shifts the blame completely to the parents since they had the opportunity to stop the kiddies from getting into the naughty stuff.

    The only gripe is that, if filtering client software was enough to do the trick, why the ISPs had to get involved in this unfunded mandate at all. But as kneejerk "save the children" laws go, this is the least onerous I've seen yet.

  185. That's what the polygamists did by wiredog · · Score: 1

    When polygamy was outlawed in Utah, thepolygamists just built their town (Colorado City/Hilldale) on the UT/AZ border. Now when the police show up, they just walk across the state line.

  186. Re:Wow you're low brow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For me, "most" equals "all".
    What's wrong with making fun of people believing silly sounding, probably wrong stuff?


    The average layman's belief in science is indistinguishable from religious belief: in both cases the believers are listening to a handful of "prophets" making astounding claims about the nature of the universe, based on things the believers have never seen and is not in a position to test for themselves. Science-believers have simply decided, based on what they have heard, that the scientists' explanation makes more sense than the others. Religious fundamentalists have come to the opposite conclusion. Most people hover somewhere in between.

    Unless you are one of the top 1% of physicists, therefore, your "rational" beliefs are essentially religious beliefs, and your statement that "all" religions are wrong becomes nonsensical.

    Here's an experiment, if you don't believe me. Go out onto a street, accost an average-looking housewife, and try to tell her about Jesus. Now accost another one and try to tell her about string theory. Dollars to donuts you'll get the same reaction from both.

  187. How do I rate my web site? by Greg+W. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do I actually put one of these so-called ratings on my web site? I want everyone to know that my mail tutorial and my picture of myself in my T-shirt (and so on) are not safe for children, old ladies, hamsters, or gastropods. In fact, all multicellular organisms should beware! I'm not currently in Utah, but I don't think that should be an excuse. It's clearly my civic duty to warn everyone, regardless of their geographic location, that my "content" is dangerous. After all, someone might mirror it.

    So how do I do it? Is there a "meta" tag I need to put in? Do I need to have a special file in each directory, like robots.txt?

  188. more gov't power by Robocoastie · · Score: 1

    oh great, more gov't telling us what's "safe". look we've bent over and accepted authority so much. The founders have rolled over in their graves.

  189. Wow That'll hurt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "you're wrong, and you're going on my foes list."

    That will harm him because....?

  190. Block all you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you expect the government to do your job for you?

    Its a pity you've already been bred. We might've culled the gene pool, but you've spread your seed like a nasty virus.

    I'll bet your kids are mouth breathers.

  191. Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper by n-baxley · · Score: 1

    How does this in any way ignore the Consitution. It's basically providing ISPs a list of content for them to block when people request it. Sure it costs the ISPs a little extra software, but they probably already have that software and this way they can't get sued when a site slips past the list. As for requiring site builders to rate their site. It requires professional web content providers to stick a meta tag or something into their code. For 99% of us, that means we add it to the template that "this site is rated E for everyone" and we move on. There are very few people who would rate their site differently and they will probably stick the same meta tag in their code but it will say "X for eXplicit" or whatever. And they will probably welcome this change as well since those kids eating up their bandwidth to look at the free previews don't have a credit card anyway.

  192. Most Mormons are inside the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are more Mormons outside the US than in.

    There's this danger with self-reported statistics: what you get is much less likely to be what you think you're getting. In this case, the LDS Church keeps count of "People once baptized as LDS who haven't sent resignation letters to Salt Lake" (which is fine) but then reports those numbers as "Number of LDS members" (which is misleading). If you use the more standard religious measurement of "People who still consider themselves Mormon/LDS" (no need to even actively go to meetings, just to self-identify on a census or survey form), then the discrepancy in retention rates (~70% inside the US, 20-50% in different countries outside) tips the balance back to one nation.

  193. A suitable hosts.txt could be the filter software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If an ISP wants to supply filter software, all it really needs is a list of the forbidden sites and to put them into a hosts.txt file which can be put onto the customer machine. Easy to create, easy to apply. Of course the software in that case is also easy to edit, but if parents don't want kids to edit that file, they can keep kids from having admin privs on their W2K or WXP or ... boxes, or equivalent in Linux, and use file system protections, which are perfectly ablt to prevent alterations. If parents want kids to be controlled, they should not let them be admins or root anyhow. Also the list then serves as a handy reference to just what is blocked, so adults can do as they like with it. There would need to be an installation script, I suppose, but that would not be rocket science either, and the software would work on most every OS out there. Indeed, others from other states might want a copy of the list...

  194. ummm wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We were talking about Mormonism here, not Scientology! :)

  195. Re: You forgot what being a kid is like I think by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    If you are a parent you should take responsibility. What's wrong with having the PC in the same room as the TV set until you've taught the kid your values?

    Don't you remember what it was like to be a kid? The whole point of a good 20-75% of your activity was based on getting away with something! Parents were kept in the dark as much as humanly possible. . . and just having the computer in the TV room isn't enough.

    That said, I don't think this is going to stop kids from acquiring porn either. . . they'll shoplift a Hustler like we did back when I was a wee lad. (or if they're lucky, their buddy's truckdriver dad would have a stash under his bed. God bless you, Brandon's dad)

    Frankly, I don't know how I feel about the bill. On one hand, if I was a parent this could potentially make my job of monitoring/protecting my kids a little easier. On the other hand, if this is an excuse for ISPs to raise rates then it's not a good thing, and it should be footed by the parents in the form of blocking software. I pay enough taxes for everybody else's kids already and wouldn't want my internet costs to go up because parents are preventing their kids from going to the sites I'm a member of.

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  196. This seems mostly good by thed00d · · Score: 1

    Ok, after reading comments talking about how this is just more censorship, or how this is giving even more control to governments, I have to say that I disagree with that. This is in fact, IMHO, a mostly good thing.

    First off, it's not censorship. Censorship is shutting down, or forcing the alterations of ones message. This is neither. This ensures the rights of those who wish to exercise them. E.G. Your rights stop where mine begin, and likewise. If I choose not to listen to what your saying, then I don't have to listen to it. The same applies here. Those people, parents or otherwise, who choose to have such content filtered, may do so. It is, in no way, pushed onto them. Nor is pushed onto those sites who affected by it. This simply provides a regulated means to solve a perceived problem.

    Secondly, I feel a rating system is long over-due. It's no different, in principal, than say a movie type rating system. For those who don't want to their kids to an 'R' rated movie, don't buy movies with 'R' ratings. Others don't really care, and it doest affect them. How, in principal, is this any different. I foresee some implementation issues, and growing pains on the technical side, but thats to be expected.

    More importantly, this only affects those in Utah. So if your not in Utah, your current impact of this decision is ZERO. Sure, this could become some federal rule down the road. It's probable that some other states will adopt similar policies. Hell, we could even have an asteroid destroy all of mankind.

    My point is, is that this allows those who feel offended by such content, a means not to feel exposed to it. It's really a government approved Net-Nanny. Thats all.

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    1. Re:This seems mostly good by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Secondly, I feel a rating system is long over-due. It's no different, in principal, than say a movie type rating system. For those who don't want to their kids to an 'R' rated movie, don't buy movies with 'R' ratings. Others don't really care, and it doest affect them. How, in principal, is this any different. I foresee some implementation issues, and growing pains on the technical side, but thats to be expected.

      And how do you propose to create a ratings system for international or even out-of-state sites? How are you going to enforce a ratings system on a Russian site or even one in California? Doesn't this just seem a tad bit like the impossible dream?

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    2. Re:This seems mostly good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the original scope of the NetPorn Bill, you'd see that the rating system does only affect those sites operating out of Utah.

    3. Re:This seems mostly good by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Then I'd say it's pretty damn worthless, as I suspect that the vast majority of adult sites are not hosted in Utah.

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  197. To the parents here: yes, misguided laws, but . . by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I don't have children myself. But, I have friends who have real problems protecting their children from the internet.

    For example, they leave AIM up while they are away from their PC, and come back to find all kinds of porn pushed to them.

    Utah is going in the wrong direction, but I have to wonder: what is a concerned parent to do? I have heard that "netnanny" kind of stuff is useless.

  198. Houston does sell dildos Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what stores you've been going to, but I live in Houston, have seen dildos in stores, and bought them.

    I believe there is a law limiting your maximum dildo ownership, though. (our house is over the limit)

  199. They dodged the really difficult part by Y2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the entire bill, they avoided declaring what sorts of things are "harmful to minors." They left that to a bureaucrat who will soon be public enemy #1, of both the pro- and anti-censorship forces.

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  200. Re:Wow you're low brow by Directrix1 · · Score: 1, Troll

    I know what you're talking about. I hate politically correctness. Hey I know lets talk about niggers now.

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  201. Re:Wow you're low brow by Directrix1 · · Score: 0

    But I might add that I do think it is retarded to try to force religious morals on a nation that is supposed to have freedom of religion.

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  202. Ultimate Protection by chad.koehler · · Score: 1

    I just map *.com, *.net, *.org, *.uk, *.cx to 127.0.0.1 in my hosts file. I hardly ever see anything offensive...

  203. For ISP's the bill means.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent: Please block bad sites

    ISP: Our service requires the use of a program called NetNanny. This is not an optional component for our service, read your EULA- you must install this program on all of your computers and then we can comply with your request to block the bad sites. As you know from the EULA, we do not sell service for computers which do not run the netnanny software. If you comply with your terms of service, these sites will automatically be blocked, otherwise we will be forced to discontinue your service since you have brought to our attention that you are not already running this required software. Thank you.

    many cable companies require you to install boxes to receive cable channels, and their program locking system works through the box. I don't see how this meddling by officials would be any different.

  204. Re:Wow you're low brow by glesga_kiss · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    You know, you don't need to make fun of people's religion.

    Screw you! I reserve the right to make fun of any religion. Especically one as moronic as the Mormons, do you have any concept of how crazy their beliefs are?

    On the other hand, everyone else has the right to believe what they want, and try to peacefully persuade others to follow. Welcome to a free society.

    Why don't you just go put on a white sheet and paint a twisted cross on it?

    Because we are insulting their backwards belief structure, not lynching people. There is a huge difference!

    Can I go on record as saying I have near-zero respect for anyone who believes in creationism in any of the classical ways. "Inteligent design" folks are at least trying to justify their beliefs, but creationists creating the Earth before the Sun? Do you expect me to take you seriously on anything else when you are that naive/stupid/gullible?

    I find it absolutely hilarious to hear a Christian talk about Egypt and other older belief stuctures without joining the dots and realising that Ra is God and the whole thing just stems from mans inability to handle the fact that we don't understand the universe (it's alright, because daddy knows) and death (your little bunny rabbit is in heaven, honey).

  205. Re:Update from Utah(OT) by RsG · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    We've gone into an offtopic flamewar now, and it will undoubtably be modded into oblivion, but what the hell...

    The guy you were responding to was not trolling, and I doubt you "dont like to post things that are insulting" if you accuse him of such. He stated that telling him that he has to take your word for the existance of a god that answers your prayers was BS. His reasoning, as I understood it, was that if a god was answering your prayers, if there was an "interventionist" god running the universe and responding to you in person, then it should be simple for you to demonstrate this. If you can't prove the existance of a deity that will answer you if asked, then what proof do you have that you aren't just hearing voices in your head?

    I am willing to take you at your word that you believe in something above. I can see that your faith in this matter is strong. But the fact that you beleive in it doesn't matter to me and I doubt it mattered to the parent. You can assert that "there is a god and he answers when I pray", I can honestly state that I dont know what powers may exist in the universe, and an aethist can assert that "there is no god". But your assertion required blind faith and your own evidence requires preconceptions about the nature of god. You are certain about a matter that cannot be proved, according to the standard of proof the parent poster demanded. To say that "god answers me" and "I cant prove the existance of god to you" while believing that this god intervenes within our universe is contradictory; either you can prove the matter through prayer, or your god doesn't exist as you've portayed him, or he does exist, but doesn't answer/intervene (in which case you are mistaken in your belief that you have been answered in the past).

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  206. "You can have my dildo when you pry it from my col by RagingChipmunk · · Score: 1

    Funny +1
    Spit morning coffee in laughter +1
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    +2

    Great tag!

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  207. follow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cough.. hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahaha ..gasp..
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah ..gasp..

    'mkay, thanks.

  208. Re:Wow you're low brow by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    The difference is when you ask the "prophets" why they believe what they do.

    The scientist will tell you they performed experiments to confirm the results; that these experiments have been done repeatedly by different people; that their theories are backed up by evidence. Also note how all those following the scientific method generally come to an agreement on what they claim (in cases where there are disagreements, it would be less rational for a layman to believe one scientific claim over an alternative one).

    The religious person will tell you it's true because of his wobbly interpretation of a book written thousands of years ago, or it's true because he claims "God said so". Also note how people following the "God said so" route cannot agree at all on anything; there are countless different contradictory religious viewpoints.

    Now sure, it could be that there's a worldwide conspiracy where all the scientists are lying to us. But for those of us who don't subscribe to crackpot beliefs like that, the idea that the believing what scientists say is comparable to believing what one particular religious person says is absurd.

    If the scientists are making it up, how does your computer work? Through religious magic?

    Science-believers have simply decided, based on what they have heard, that the scientists' explanation makes more sense than the others. Religious fundamentalists have come to the opposite conclusion.

    What "others"? There are no "other scientists". Religious fundamentalists however seem to have some reason to believe one small group of religious people over every other group.

    Go out onto a street, accost an average-looking housewife, and try to tell her about Jesus. Now accost another one and try to tell her about string theory. Dollars to donuts you'll get the same reaction from both.

    The interesting thing is that it's only the Jesus-believers who seem to have a need to force their beliefs on random passerbys..

    And string theory isn't a fair example of science - it's something new and (AFAIK) untestable; if a layman went around saying that string theory was correct, I would say he was being irrational. But this is not the same at all of more accepted and tested science (eg, quantum theory or relativity).

  209. Re:Wow you're low brow by lcsjk · · Score: 0

    I tried that. When I mentioned string theory, she thought I ment bikini and thong strings. We have a very enlivening (I'll be nice) "conversation".

  210. Re:Wow you're low brow by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    Don't you have someone else's birthday candles to blow out?

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  211. Re:Wow you're low brow by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 1
    Science-believers have simply decided, based on what they have heard, that the scientists' explanation makes more sense than the others.

    Proof also helps. Science has brought us things like medicine, TV's, computers, transportation etc. I don't need to be "top 1 % physicist" to see the benefits of science and scientific study.

    However, there is a considerable lack of gorgeous blondes around be, my close relatives are dying, I'm penniless and life in general sucks, so I'm yet to be convinced about the power of prayer.

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  212. BYE by rk87 · · Score: 1

    Bye First Amendment, and Thank you so much for serving me all this time. I'll be sure to miss you.

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  213. But you'll notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you'll notice that no mormons took him up on the offer, because it's all true. ;-)

  214. Vague statement alert: deemed "harmful to minors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet that Larry Flynt will be in court... "deemed harmful to minors" is a terribly vague statement. There could be dozens of interpretations of that statement, and I will bet that this gets tossed out because it's not very descriptive, nor is it fair.

  215. Re:Wow you're low brow by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

    do you even know the difference between parody and being flat-out derrogatory(sp?)?

  216. Re:Wow you're low brow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average layman's belief in science is indistinguishable from religious belief:

    Man, I am so sick of this argument. This is just about the stupidest way to go about making your point. READ: People do not BELIEVE in science. They either KNOW and UNDERSTAND it, or they do not. Scientific theories are either proven wrong or right, and the correct ones are then fact.

    Here's an experiment, if you don't believe me. Go out onto a street, accost an average-looking housewife, and try to tell her about Jesus. Now accost another one and try to tell her about string theory. Dollars to donuts you'll get the same reaction from both.

    Here's an experiment for you: Go up to anyone who believes in jeezus and ask him if he knows what gravity is. Ask him if he knows how it works. Most likely they will give you an explanation of how it really works, not say "Gawd keeps me from flying off the Earth by his divine will." If they truly think that science is a belief, they will give the second response. But they KNOW how gravity works and accept it, but somehow they cannot accept the other FACTS that scientist find? Why not just say that this is not oxygen we're breathing because we can't see it? It must be jeezus breath...

  217. Ah.. Utah. So forward thinking. by Frobozz0 · · Score: 1

    You have to love Utah spitting on basic concepts such as freedom of speech and, oh, PARENTING. For a state that, in general, is comprised of Mormons who wail on and on about their tight knit communities, I wonder why an ISP has to do the screening for them? Based on WHAT criteria will an ISP have to black-list a site? How INSANE is this?!

    The same result can be made if the parents enabled a firewall or other basic filtering that comes in most any parental control package. If on a PC, Norton comes to mind alnog with a plethora of others. In fact, most PC's probably come with this software. And, if a parent is THAT worried about their children seeing something offensive (it's out there) shouldn't THEY take the time to block it?

    I'd love to know if Utah has similar laws preventing people from calling phone sex lines.

    The problem I have with legislation like this is the line of thinking that breeds this ignorance. People take the stance that they want you to adhere to their moral code. What's ironic about this in Utah, is that the majority of the state has a religious moral code that they abide by. If they were all following that code then they wouldn't have to have laws like this, would they? In which case, perhaps the problem doesn't lie with the content-- it lies with the culture of enforcing the unenforcable.

    I'm not saying that there's horrble shit out there that I wouldn't want my kids to see-- I'm saying it's my own responsibility to take care of it.

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  218. I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree. I didn't care for his post, nor do I care for yours.

  219. Re:Wow you're low brow by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

    "Can I go on record as saying I have near-zero respect for anyone who believes in creationism in any of the classical ways." Sure. My inability to prove god exists is not proof positive that he/she/it doesn't exist. It's all faith, my friend. You've just chosen to place your faith in the belief that there is no "higher power."

  220. What's an ISP in Utah? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    So, what do you have to do to be considered an ISP in Utah? Sell dialup accounts? Provide wi-fi at a bookstore? Set up an open WAP? Where's the threshold between "provides access to the Internet" and "Internet service provider" under this law?

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  221. Anti-business by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Sure, why not. Run more businesses out of your state.

    If it costs too much to do business there, they will move elsewhere. And take their jobs with them.

    Beteen laws that make it hard to do business at all, or raising taxes, other areas are doing it as well.

    Seems to be the way to go these days.

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  222. Re:Wow you're low brow by infonography · · Score: 1
    As a converted Western Taoist I didn't attack the articles of faith of the Mormon religion I did however attack their puritanism and hypocrisy.

    Tin plated would-be Theocratic dictators who are no better then the Taliban deserve no respect ever. This sort of Ashcroftism needs to be ridiculed at every step.

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  223. Re:Wow you're low brow by digitalgiblet · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Go out onto a street, accost an average-looking housewife, and try to tell her about Jesus. Now accost another one and try to tell her about string theory. Dollars to donuts you'll get the same reaction from both."

    OK. I tried this experiment. You were absolutely correct! I got the EXACT same reaction from both!

    As a result I'm setting up a paypal account for all you slashdotters to poney up the dough for my bail. Who'd have guessed accosting a couple average-looking housewives would have stirred up so much trouble? BTW, NEVER, EVER tell a woman she is average looking...

  224. Re:Wow you're low brow by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You obviously didn't get it...

    The scientist will tell you they performed experiments to confirm the results; that these experiments have been done repeatedly by different people; that their theories are backed up by evidence.

    Only the scientist who has actually performed these experiments. That can't be said for most people...

    The religious person will tell you it's true because of his wobbly interpretation of a book written thousands of years ago, or it's true because he claims "God said so". Also note how people following the "God said so" route cannot agree at all on anything; there are countless different contradictory religious viewpoints.

    Too funny. The science-advocate will tell you that his beliefs are true because of his wobbly interpretation of what he's read in school or periodicals, or heard from his friends about wild (and not so wild) theories that were produced in an attempt to explain an environment whos complexity still eludes our ability to perfectly model. Or he'll tell you it's true because his professor said so. Also note how people following the science route cannot agree on anything, as theories change frequently; there are countless different contradictory scientific theories.

    Now sure, it could be that there's a worldwide conspiracy where all the scientists are lying to us. But for those of us who don't subscribe to crackpot beliefs like that, the idea that the believing what scientists say is comparable to believing what one particular religious person says is absurd.

    The funny thing is, it's not the scientists who are lying. A good scientist generally presents his or her ideas as a theory (with no misrepresentation involved). Unfortunately, when professors and the media pick it up, what gets presented to students and the public takes little regard for clarifying what is fact and what is a theory based on that fact. I personally find it easier to believe a level-headed religious leader than what gets distored by the news media.

    The interesting thing is that it's only the Jesus-believers who seem to have a need to force their beliefs on random passerbys..

    Yes, those against religious beliefs are generally more organized, instead showing up at odd moments to disrupt private conversations that they've been eavesdropping on just because they don't like or agree with what they are hearing.

    ...But this is not the same at all of more accepted and tested science (eg, quantum theory or relativity).

    But see, this is the issue. If you truly understand science, you'll know that neither quantum theory nor relativity are actually correct. They are merely the closest we can come to a model that defines the universe based on what observations we've been able to make. These theories, while very valuable for making predictions, will undoubtedly fall prey to a newer and better theory sometime in the future. The best one can hope for is that new theories will merely add to or slightly adjust those that already exist.

    I agree that there are a lot of nuts spouting religious beliefs to people who obviously don't want to hear. But there are many more who observe much more reasonable beliefs with some evidence to back them up, and a clear statement of faith where evidence fails.

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  225. Quite hilarious... by SnowDog74 · · Score: 1
    If this list is accurate... Austin, TX, where my brother resides, has more strip clubs per square mile than any other place I've ever seen. Their zoning is so bizarre... you can be driving along with little Jimmy in the backseat in a residential area, or along I-35, and BAM, out of nowhere, "XXX" signs as plain as day.

    Incidentally, Texas is also very heavily Southern Baptist... and Southern Baptists make Mormons look like the Hells Angels. Ah, but you know... the Bible Belt, or as I like to call it, the Ignorance Belt, is the world capital of hypocrisy.

  226. CableTV by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

    Well I guess they better force all the CableTV companies to provide set-top boxes (STBs), and a list of all shows and movies that "aren't safe" for children (anything above a G rating). This way the parents will have a device that can block shows with access codes or just disable the TV show automagically at certain timeslots. While they're at it, the government should provide facemasks for all children walking in public so if a lady with a short skirt or low-cut top walks by, the parents can block their innocent eyes! SEX IS WRONG, AND THINKING ABOUT SEX IS WRONG. Unless all these sites are hate literature or something... I admit it, I didn't RTFA. If the government REALLY cared, they could offer tax refunds on parental control software so people could go out and purchase it themselves. OR, you can just TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY ALREADY KNOW. The internet has a bunch of good and bad things (both those terms are relative to what you believe), and you should take a proactive stance about what your kids are viewing online (if that's your cup of tea). If you don't like it, don't go online. It's the same thing as if you have a satellite and all those (great) movies come on at midnight. Don't let your kids watch if you want them to see something. This is just some bullshit politician (i almost think those words should always be used together) flexing his muscles. It makes a few people happy (the lazy parents), and pisses off a bunch of other people who's rates will go up for Internet access to pay for these lazy parents.

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  227. Calm down... by sinfree · · Score: 0

    To you people who are getting all worked up about trying to ban pr0n... please actually understand what this law is about. It said you could REQUEST to have pr0n sites blocked for your account (persumably so your account is not abused, or to protect yourself). It DID NOT say that they were trying to stop people who had an account from looking at pr0n if they really wanted to. Those are two completely different issues. On the other hand, this seems like an almost impossible notion. It seems like a waste of time and effort, because I don't see how they are going to enfore it. Are they going to block p2p software too?

  228. I live in Utah and I support this law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Utah is a cool state. It is constantly ridiculed and mocked by outsiders and yet it continues to take stands on issues it feels are important. I respect this "no fear" attitude and I think a lot of other people silently do too even if they don't agree with the actual policies.

    As for this law in particular, it has no chance of succeeding. But that doesn't bother me. Unlike other Slashdot readers, I don't feel my rights threatened at all and I am truly baffled that some people feel so threatened by this.

    1. Re:I live in Utah and I support this law by Scottl_h · · Score: 1

      I used to live in Utah and I'm glad I left! Just another attempt of the state to micro-legislate its people.

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  229. get a grip guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You 30-something single fat males with "too small" computer shirts stretched over your vast sprawling guts, living in your parents' basement, masturbating to porn all day don't know what you're missing.

    Learn how to date, meet girls, get married, and you will wonder why you ever wasted so many hours of your life not only looking at porn, but actually worrying about protecting your 'porn rights'.

    1. Re:get a grip guys by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Learn how to date, meet girls, get married, and you will wonder why you ever wasted so many hours of your life not only looking at porn, but actually worrying about protecting your 'porn rights'."

      You had me there right up until....get married.

      Man...I just don't understand why you'd want to do that..unless you WANT to have kids. But, other than that, why the hell do you want to risk giving away half your stuff, and having to sleep with only woman the rest of your days? I say at the most...just live with them, kind of like 'leasing with an option to buy'.

      Much better I say, to find one you like...hang with awhile, till it is time to 'trade in for a newer model'.

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    2. Re:get a grip guys by ryusen · · Score: 1

      wow... how cute and stupid.

      you do realize that many men who ARE married or with soemone still look at pr0n? heck, i should not leave women out of the picture too.

      the simple point is i don't want government siding with lazy parents over my right to see what i want.

      ISP's are required to block sites on a certain list? WTF?? isn't that what 3rd party software already does? Buy a friggin' blocker software yourself.

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    3. Re:get a grip guys by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

      The problem is eventually you get old, and it becomes more and more difficult to attract that newer model. You should get married just before you reach that point in your life. For men, it can be anywhere from 30-40 years old, depending on your looks and income.

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  230. 62 ft Jesus by swiggidy · · Score: 1

    Not exactly the South, but I'm much more worried about the bible beaters 62 ft Jesus.

  231. Re:Wow you're low brow by mikvo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Screw you! I reserve the right to make fun of any religion. Especically one as moronic as the Mormons, do you have any concept of how crazy their beliefs are?

    You certainly have that right. As a Mormon myself, I have no problem with you making fun of "us". Where people tend to be more sensitive, however, is when the "making fun" is done in a manner that spreads erroneous information about what the Mormons actually believe. Most of the "moronic" beliefs that I have heard being attributed to Mormons are actually not true. Now if you are one of those inclined to consider all religious beliefs as moronic, then not much can be done about that. But if you really knew what Mormons believed, I think you might find that they aren't quite as moronic as you may have been lead to believe thus far.

    "Intel[l]igent design" folks are at least trying to justify their beliefs, but creationists creating the Earth before the Sun? Do you expect me to take you seriously on anything else when you are that naive/stupid/gullible?

    I'm not sure where that comes from. The basic creationist belief (as outlined in the Bible) states that "And God said, let there be light...and the morning and the night were the first day." In other words, the "light" (the Sun) was created before all else. I'm not sure how all religions deal with it, but as Mormons, we also believe that the "creation" was more of an organization in the sense that matter was organized to create the Earth, sun, stars, etc... and not mysteriously created out of nothing. But the Sun was still created first.

    And, yes, "Ra" (as I understand it, anyway) is representative of God. God has been represented in many different ways by many different religions and many different cultures. That certainly does not preclude the idea that they are talking about the same Being. We all have different understandings, and have recorded those different understandings in different ways. So I agree that it is rediculous to dismiss the similarities out-of-hand.

  232. proxies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the ISPs can block it as much as they want... thank God for proxies, right?

  233. Like the DMCA, a stupid bill. by SnowDog74 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Aside from what most of us already know... that this will not stop the sex-crazed hypocrites in Utah from seeking pornography...

    The problem with this bill is that it poorly defines what an ISP is. I am internet security engineer for an ISP that is, more or less, mere conduit. That is, we provide no content services whatsoever, unlike AOL... you get a pipe, and a gateway for authenticated TCP/IP traffic... from there, you're on your own.

    The Pennsylvania law presents considerable problems for us because we do not monitor content. One cannot filter content fairly without monitoring it. No content filtering system can be expected to not cause collateral damage, and considerable collateral damage will occur where content filtering is "blind" (preprogrammed) and not facilitated by active, intelligent monitoring. These conclusions are supported by the findings of the Computer Science and Telecommunications Board in a 2002 publication, titled, "Youth, Pornography and the Internet."

    If we move past the boundary of being mere conduit, we may establish a number of false expectations that are not aligned with the scope of services we can reasonably provide. We have thousands of users who are customers of a customer of a customer of ours... As a Tier 1 ISP, this is a reality that Utah has, apparently, ignored.

    What's the result? For example... Some enduser of an ISP which leases lines from another ISP which leases lines from us... is surfing the internet. Both the DMCA (17 USC 12) and the Utah statute (HB 260) do not clearly delineate between upstream ISPs and enduser ISPs... so where does the responsibility for providing content filtering begin and end?

    It should be only a matter of time before this one gets overturned, because it's incredibly difficult to enforce and, more importantly, it ignores one of the most fundamental aspects of the Free Exercise clause of the First Amendment. As a parent, you have the ultimate responsibility to police what your child does and doesn't see/read/hear.

    In principle, and upheld largely by case law, the Establishment Clause prohibits government from becoming a censor in place of a parent's lack of involvement or judgment. Utah H.B. 260 violates this standard, by way of the exclusion in the Tenth Amendment to the US Constitution.

  234. Correction... by SnowDog74 · · Score: 1

    In the last paragraph, meant to say the Free Exercise Clause... not the Establishment Clause.

  235. Re:Wow you're low brow by msuzio · · Score: 0

    Well, we don't have to, but some of us think it's damn funny...

    I'm sorry, but Mormonism? Amongst the flakiest of the flaky religions. The very founding of it was mocked on South Park, for G_d's sake! When animated foul-mouthed kids are making fun of you, and it actually seems like a cogent analysis and critique, you just might have a problem.

    It's just a basic fact, Mormons are funny. :-P

    Jehovah Witnesses are kind of strange too, but at least they don't basically own a state of their own and rule it like a theocracy. That's probably a large part of what annoys me, because otherwise I just might like Utah.

  236. Re:Wow you're low brow by ultranova · · Score: 1

    The basic creationist belief (as outlined in the Bible) states that "And God said, let there be light...and the morning and the night were the first day." In other words, the "light" (the Sun) was created before all else.

    According to http://www.biblegateway.com/ creation goes as follows (new international translation, but this is consistent with every translation I've seen):

    1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

    2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

    3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day.

    The above says that both heavens and earth were created before light, so why do you claim that the Sun was created first ? Is this passage different in whatever version of the Bible Mormons use ?

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  237. Re:Wow you're low brow by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if the Fundies weren't trying to destroy science education in schools, the public at large would understand it better. As it is, science is probably the single most useful tool ever invented for understanding the natural world.

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  238. This is just lame by Deagol · · Score: 1
    As a non-LDS person living in this cultural wasteland of a state, I can plainly see that this is a problem than can be (and is) solved by the private sector.

    There are tons of "family friendly" ISPs out here, and evrybody knows you can get filtering software for your computers.

    What's next, movies? There are CleanFlicks signs all over this town (talk about a bastardization of culture!). Maybe that's not good enough. Let's have The State maintain a list of objectionable movies so we can force the private sector to bend its practices due to our lack of ability to control our children (or ourselves, in the case of porn).

    This is just ridiculous. What next, a state Porn Czar? Oh wait...

  239. Re:Wow you're low brow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the flying fuck is "insightful" about this poor attempt at trolling?

  240. Re:Wow you're low brow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Playfully mocking conservative religious norms and values is certainly analogous to hating blacks. I make fun of hippies too, does that mean that I think all jews should die?

    Thanks for completely lacking a clue.

  241. Why doesn't ICANN just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't ICANN just force all porn sites to be registered via and .xxx top level domain. Anything that shows more than a certain percentage of the human body like 85%, could be deemed porn. All medical and art sites would be excluded. Then admins at schools, businesses and wherever else could just filter out .xxx domains and every one would be happy. You could let your kids surf anywhere they wanted and all would be good.

  242. define 'voluntary' by The+Monster · · Score: 1
    Also this does not infringe anyone's first amendment rights, because it is voluntary.
    If it weren't for the mandatory rating, I'd agree with you.
    His suggestion was a separate domain designator for porn. Something like .xxx
    That's backwards. The internet was invented by the US military and its parters in academia and private-sector research. It's designed by and for adults. Everything was fine until people like Al Gore reinvented the Internet as an educational device. It's like a nun at a parochial school took a busload of kids down to a topless bar and proclaimed how SHOCKED she was that there weren't any safeguards to Protect The Precious Children<TM>!

    Let's put it this way. If I don't bother to 'rate' my site, you may safely assume it's X by default, and anyone who wants can keep their kids away from it.

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  243. Re:Wow you're low brow by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

    Mormons use the King James Version, but it's essentially the same. However, unlike many other Christian faiths, Mormons don't take the Bible completely literally (and have other books). So parent is wrong about traditional Christian creationism, but grandparent is wrong about Mormons.

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  244. Re:Wow you're low brow by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    We tolerate this "religion" dementia too much. Look, it's OK if you bite your nails to satisfy your neurosis, but stop passing laws to get me to believe. Acceptance of acceptable behavior, like thinking, is OK. But your own comment betrays the problem: those white sheets and twisted crosses are costumes for the religious amok, who are even more dangerous when covered by Washington lobbyists.

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  245. free markets? by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    if there really was a high demand for pre-censored web access in utah then i am sure some enterprising individual would have taken it upon themselves to provide the service. i wouldn't be surprised to discover there already is one such company.

    this just in: newsstands in utah now required to provide porn-free copies of penthouse to all customers making the request.

    sum.zero

  246. Sciencism by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Actually, all science is entirely based on faith. Very obviously, there's the faith in one's senses, and consistency - repeated experiments *will* produce the same results, right? Always and forever? And the actual scientific principle is based on tests - that can be failed. Logical positivism is the formal statement of the scientific principle: statements are scientific only if they could possibly fail an applied test, whether or not that test is feasible or even known; otherwise they're metaphysics. But that statement itself cannot be "falsified" in a test, so it's metaphysics. Faith.

    So what? That little bit of scientific inquiry just proves that faith is at least a fundamental basis of our minds, if not existence (that distinction is metapyhsical). It certainly says nothing about the proof of faith ("god"), except that it can't exist. So give me the faith that demands nothing other than I trust my immediate place in the universe, that delivers (tech) miracles daily, that doesn't tell me to do anything to anyone else, that doesn't traffic in fear and submission. I worship science by turning on the lights - and lo, there was light!

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    1. Re:Sciencism by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      What a load of rubbish. The point of the scientific method is to verify that an observation is accurate. If you wish to buy into the kind of solipsism you advocate above, then be my guest. All you're doing is denying the ability of humans to truly gain knowledge. That's the fundemental nature of solipsism.

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    2. Re:Sciencism by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Your comment is a mass of demented bullshit. Logical positivism isn't solipsism, it's the way we understand things through science. All you're doing is denying it, and throwing around the inappropriate term "solipsism". Let's have some actual factual or logical disagreement from you, or more shutting up.

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    3. Re:Sciencism by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I've heard this before. Try reading David Hume.

      In a nutshell, he says that, yes, you're right. Our senses might be wrong. But at the same time, we really don't have anything else to go by, so doubting them doesn't buy us anything.

    4. Re:Sciencism by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      That's faith - belief because you can, without rigor or real proof. It's not just for devotion to an imaginary ethics enforcer. Faith is a crucial human talent, when applied statistically. With faith, humans can guess things that we accept, which lead to more things we know that can be proven, across the metaphysical divide. When enough of us guess, those who guessed right can be proven right, on more scientific grounds. One of the most dangerous threats from religious fanatics is their monopoly on faith, which would keep the rest of us from exercising that valuable approach to learning, even if just out of repugnance at the association with the willfully ignorant.

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    5. Re:Sciencism by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with you; currently we don't have any tests that prove our senses wrong or right...all we have is the knowledge that other people's senses match our own. So for that, I think we have to just accept it.

      Religon doesn't even have that; they ask you to believe something that others in the world will look at you funny for even suggesting. So religon is unlike our senses, as there is much disagreement about the various faiths.

    6. Re:Sciencism by infonography · · Score: 1
      I've heard arguments like this before, "According to logical positivism, there are only two sources of knowledge: logical reasoning and empirical experience. The former is analytic a priori, while the latter is synthetic a posteriori; hence synthetic a priori does not exist." - http://www.iep.utm.edu/l/logpos.htm

      However I worry about your slinging around that word, Sciencism Pantheism --> Horusism --> Sciencism --> Christienism. Perhaps your have been reading too much Brother Judd OPEN MINDS ARE THE ENEMIES OF SCIENCISM:

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    7. Re:Sciencism by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      A priori, a posteriori, synthetic, analytic... that's really Kant, not LP per se. LP says "statements that could fail a verification test are scientific; others are not". There are Kantian analyses of the supremacy (and necessity) of verification tests. But do your own analysis: can a statement that could not fail (and therefore be distinguished by passing) a test be scientific? The only possibility is "anything is possible - we don't fully understand the universe, we might not be capable of fully understanding it". Which is not scientific reasoning, but rather the simple faith in possibility represented by "why not?".

      As for "sciencism", I made it up. If it's serendipitous, they made it up too - whoever this "Brother Judd" character is. It just means applied belief in science as an ideology, just like any other -ism. To which I subscribe, with open mind.

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  247. Re:Wow you're low brow by sweetwayne · · Score: 1

    Jesus, man, get a sense of humor. Making a little fun is certainly a far cry from burning those who believe differently than you do. It's all this sensitivity bullshit that has gotten out of hand. You can't even make fun of someone who is white/black/christian/muslim/etc... for any reason without being labeled some type of racist or bigot. Political correctness is not the solution to the world's hatred problems. It only makes things worse, because you and the rest of the pussies expect to go through life completely unoffended by anything that anyone else says. Guess what? That's not going to happen; people are always going say things that you don't like or don't agree with. That's their opinion and they're entitled to it. If others can't take a joke, fuck them. If it makes me an intollerent(sic) moron then so be it.

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  248. Proxomitron doesn't qualify by Elsimer · · Score: 1
    My suggestion? If I were an ISP in Utah, I would simply post a link to the Proxomitron [proxomitron.info] on my home page and be done with it. After all, I don't see anything in the article (didn't read the bill) to say that the third-party filtering product that the ISP provides has to cost anything or be easy to use.
    Page 9, lines 260-265: A service provider may comply with Subsection(1) by:
    i) providing in-network filtering to prevent receipt of material harmful to minors:
    or
    ii) providing software for contemporaneous installation on the consumer's computer that blocks, in an easy-to-enable and commercially reasonable manner, receipt of material harmful to minors.

    I don't think Proxomitron would qualify as easy-to-enable.

  249. Commie Utah by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is with these religious socialists in Utah? All the lobbyists who forced this law on all their neighbors statewide could have started an ISP which blocks porn sites on request, with a default list for subscribers. That's right: free enterprise. If it were really popular, Utahans would switch over in droves; eventually, every ISP in Utah would do it that way. And it would create demand elsewhere for such boring ISPs. But no, they call on Caesar to do the Lord's work. What a gang of hypocrites - they obviously need porn more than the average person, or at least to get laid once in a while. That would prove there's a god.

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  250. Re:Wow you're low brow by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    If I make fun of my own god, it's blasphemy. If I make fun of someone else's god, it's monotheism.

  251. Re:Wow you're low brow by Miaowara_Tomokato · · Score: 1

    You seem to be a reasonable sort; if you will indulge my curiosity there are a couple things I would appreciate clarification on in your post.

    note how people following the science route cannot agree on anything, as theories change frequently; there are countless different contradictory scientific theories

    I think you may have a misunderstanding of some terms. There are countless contradictory hypotheses... at the point something is declared a theory there is a degree of general acceptance. Example: Theory of Gravity, Theory of Evolution. An hypothesis is much more of a guess - and scientists recognize that.
    You make it sound as if disagreement is a bad thing - strong disagreement is the only way that science advances. If people always believed the first thing that someone told them, we'd be in a different world now. Or were you saying that everyone should be unified in one belief?

    A good scientist...

    A "bad" scientist is not a scientist at all, by purest definition. Sure, someone might call themselves one but then again not everyone who claims to be Christian follows the beliefs they profess. Is Clinton a Christian even though he got busy in the Oval Office? Is Bush a Christian, even though his right-to-life stance doesn't extend to Death Row? Aren't we supposed to forgive everyone?

    I personally find it easier to believe a level-headed religious leader than what gets distored by the news media.

    Since the media will never distort what a religious leader says...? This one was actually a point of curiosity - would you name some of these religious leader role-models? And no Mother Teresa-type things; real, outspoken people in the modern world please.

  252. Ratings, only if done right, might be a good idea by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I disagree with the notion of placing a burden on the ISP's - they should just be treated as carriers.

    Without having read through the bill I have no doubt that it's deeply flawed, but just speaking conceptually I like the idea of requiring ratings on websites if the requirements are reasonable (yeah, that's a big can of worms, I know).

    It might ease some of the objections from parents (and I am one) about how easy it is for kids to access porn (and I'm especially concerned about younger kids who aren't emotionally ready to be exposed to that sort of thing).

    It could also eliminate the current problem of content filters that are based upon secret blacklists of sites which may or may not contain actual porn - the blocking would be much more accurate.

    For this to be done right it would have to be an internationally agreed-upon standard, and ideally a voluntary one, always keeping in mind that the ratings are only an extra bit of information placed somewhere on the web site and that it's completely up to the client (or client site) to do any filtering.

    Of course, I'm not holding my breath for anything reasonable to happen.

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  253. You owe me 5 mod points by Elsimer · · Score: 1
    you obviously didn't read the article.
    Page 4, Line 117-118: The attorney general shall make the adult content registry available for public dissemination in a readily accessible access restricted electronic format.
    "Access restricted" is defined in Section 76-10-1230 as:
    (1) "Access restricted" means that a content provider limits access to material harmful to minors by: (a) properly rating content; (b) providing an age verification mechanism designed to prevent a minor's material harmful to minors, including requiring use of a credit card, adult digital certificate verifying age; or (c) any other reasonable measures feasible under available technology.
    I don't like this law either, but on the bright side I'll now have a nice list of porn sites to surf!
    1. Re:You owe me 5 mod points by MrLint · · Score: 1

      I dont know if i want to give my CC number to a bunch of guys giving out a list of porn links, i mean i get spam for that kinda crap

    2. Re:You owe me 5 mod points by Elsimer · · Score: 1

      no way to know for sure until they implement it, but the AG is likely to go with the first implementation and just rate the page as non-kid-friendly. Essentially the law is saying that the list of sites should not be viewable by those who have opted not to view those sites.

    3. Re:You owe me 5 mod points by MrLint · · Score: 1

      Now this makes me wonder if a parent decides to opt in, then the parent is no longer able to review the list?

    4. Re:You owe me 5 mod points by Elsimer · · Score: 1

      If the ISP is filtering it instead of giving away filtering software then that would appear to be correct. Of course it should be relatively simple to get to a non-filtered computer and go to the website. I'm still not that fond of the law, I don't like anything that makes some other entity responsible for protecting your child in your home from a situation you instigated.

  254. Re:Wow you're low brow by Tassach · · Score: 1
    Also note how people following the science route cannot agree on anything
    Bullshit. It's only on the cutting edge of science where there's significant disagreement. There's a HUGE mass of scientific theory and physical laws which are univerally accepted: Newton's laws of motion, the laws of thermodynamics, the various laws and theories regarding optics, electricity, fluid dynamics, and so forth.
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  255. Proactive vs. Reactive by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    If you are a parent you should take responsibility.

    You're not a parent, are you. Or, if you are, only of younger children. That view is regularly cited and, almost exclusively, only ever held by people without experience of actually being a parent.

    The point is, no matter how much responsibility you try and take, the reality of parenthood is that you can't always be there to monitor every moment of their lives. Even if you're a stay at home parent - the moment you have more than one child, there will come times when you have one child burst in to tears in another room and have to go to them, etc.

    What's wrong with having the PC in the same room as the TV set until you've taught the kid your values?

    And how much good does watching them do? Just after the ad for a site where women make horses very happy comes on to the screen, because they accidentally clicked a link, you dive across the room and turn off the screen. So, does that make them "un" see it? Of course not. No amount of vigilence and sensible teaching in the world can make the web a place most parents would consider "safe" to surf - even if they monitor every moment of their child's usage.

    Filtering, while not perfect (but that debate is for the parent post), is an attempt to address that. Even if you do monitor - you can only be reactive. A filter is a means of being proactive.

    1. Re:Proactive vs. Reactive by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Just after the ad for a site where women make horses very happy comes on to the screen, because they accidentally clicked a link, you dive across the room and turn off the screen. So, does that make them "un" see it? Of course not.
      Then you talk to them about it. Your task in this situation is to raise functional members of society, not little glass minatures wrapped in cotton wool. A lot of this "for the children" bullshit forgets that - you can't protect them forever, you have to teach them to make sensible choices. This sort of thing goes in cycles, Robert Louis Stevenson had a very strict upbringing and then thought he was going to hell after having one alcholic drink, so a few more sins wouldn't hurt - and it took him a while to get perspective. He wrote "Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde" based on that idea.
      Even if you do monitor - you can only be reactive. A filter is a means of being proactive.
      A filter is technically difficult to get 100% right, so should never be used as an electronic babysitter. In my country we had a lot of complaints from parents about "South Park" because people were using the TV as an electronic babysitter - the network was very suprised that the young kids were awake watching TV near midnight mid-week during school term. Use the technology apropriately.
  256. Re:Wow you're low brow by firedeveloper · · Score: 1

    Ouch!

    As a devout Mormon and a follower of Science (and no that isn't an oxymoron), I find your closed minded hatred of something you don't understand to be deeply disturbing.

    Not that I am trying to convert you, but you might be a bit happier in life if you attempted to open your mind to concepts, theories, and technologies which fell outside your currently accepted sphere of understanding...

    Don't be afraid to learn and test new theories.. It doesn't make you naive/stupid/gullible.

    By the way, as a friend of John Dougall (the bill's author) I do find the bill a little far-reaching and hard to enforce, but I appreciate the effort at bringing up the issues involved in creating an environment where our children can be protected from things we want them to avoid...

    There are some sticky issues involved with regulation of behavior in a networked world, which need to be resolved in order to have the internet continue as a viable medium for communication and commerce.

    1) It is internationally connected, so laws passed in one country can not touch content providers in another country

    2) Who shoulders the burden of responsibility for protecting the populace of a country against foreign agression. (We have food inspectors/laws/embargos to protect against tainted food, and yet we have nothing to protect us from 300 personal daily spam messages and phishing sites from Russia.)

    3) Individuals (and their Parents) ultimately shoulder the responsibility for what they choose to do, but what tools should be made available to them to make that job easier.... (My daughter ended up on a hardcore site while trying to get to the Virgin Mobile site to pay her Cell bill -- all because of a typo)

    4) Technology will always lead legislation... This bill does not cover some of the favorite mechanisms for transmission of porn (irc, P2P, usenet) it only covers websites (http).

    Whether or not this bill will actually accomplish the stated goal of forcing ISPs to provide a filtering solution is debatable, but I hope it encourages public dialog which expands beyond the filtering of pornography and into the realm of finding technical solutions to do things like

    - Prevent Spam
    - Stoping Phishing
    - Improving protection against Identity Theft
    - More reliable mechanisms for filtering for those who wish it

    Good can happen, and just because you hate Mormons and love Porn, doesn't mean that you can't benefit from the dialog established by efforts such as this which can result in technological advances which ultimately solve the problem better than any legislation will ever be able to accomplish.

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  257. Unconstitutional on so many levels... by Tassach · · Score: 1
    Without even getting into the free speech issues involved, this law has serious Constitutional problems.

    First off, there's the commerce clause. Only Congress has the power to regulate interstate commerce, the states are denied this power under the tenth amendment. About the only thing which MIGHT pass Constitutional muster are ISPs who only have customers in Utah. The only websites that could be put on the list would be those that are hosted in Utah, run by Utah-based companies, and have no customers outside of Utah.

    Secondly, there's the matter of due process. One could argue that being put on the list deprives you of your liberty to conduct lawful business and unfairly stigmitizes you. Some faceless beaurocrat blacklisting you and forcing you to go through an appeals process to prove that you are not guilty is antithetical to the concept of due process.

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    1. Re:Unconstitutional on so many levels... by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      The commerce clause doesn't restrict a state's ability to govern the activities of a company operating in the state. If the ISP has customers in Utah, it is operating in Utah. It must follow Utah law. 7-11 has stores in ever state. Do you think the commerce clause exempts them from charging sales tax outside of Texas?

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  258. Re:Wow you're low brow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bow your head and say "Yes".

  259. Who was the governer of Navoo? by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    Princess Amidala?

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  260. Re:Wow you're low brow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said "talk about". You've just revealed your own personal prejudices, please don't project them onto others.

  261. Re:Wow you're low brow by firedeveloper · · Score: 1

    Quote: If others can't take a joke, #$%^ them.

    So, let me understand... If someone disagrees with you, it is ok to rape them....

    Or perhaps your use of that term demonstrates that you lack sufficient grasp of the English language to realize what you are saying.

    In other words... Please mind your language. Profanity in forums such as this usually does little more than demonstrate a person's propensity to throw tantrums when logical discussion is beyond their reach.

  262. Let the Free Market Decide by srobert · · Score: 1

    This law is just political pandering. Forcing the ISP's to provide this list, is just so that the politicians pushing it can distinguish themselves as being anti-pornography. I think most ISP's would voluntarily provide the list anyway. Parents would probably favor those and most all other ISP's would follow. If they couldn't do so, then they could just explain to the customer "caveat emptor".
    If you were on the state legislature in Utah, would you dare vote against this bill? That would be like publicly announcing that you were in favor of pornography.

  263. Welcome to the world of legal compliance... by Omega · · Score: 1
    For this law to be effective, the ISP's will also have to block any mirror sites (goggle cache, archive.org). There is also the problem with people running home servers, and saving cached images on a publicly accessible server.
    Ah, but the ISPs aren't interested in making this law effective (and why should they be, it's prima facia bullshit).

    You aren't obligated to respect the spirit of the law, just the letter of it. So, the ISPs will only have to do the bare minimum to comply. Screw the Google caches and the open relays. If the site doesn't appear on the list, they don't have to block it.

  264. Re:Wow you're low brow by Frobozz0 · · Score: 1

    You have a very fundamental misunderstanding of science versus religion. I have 6 words for you:

    Empirical evidence supported by repeatable experiment.

    It's slightly more compelling that believe preacher Joe who insists there's a definite number of angels that can fit on the head of a pin.

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  265. Re:Wow you're low brow by glesga_kiss · · Score: 0
    As a devout Mormon and a follower of Science (and no that isn't an oxymoron), I find your closed minded hatred of something you don't understand to be deeply disturbing.

    Oh, I do understand, that's the problem. Sorry to point this out to you, but Jesus has never visited North America, nor is he ever likely to. I doubt the saviour would choose the land of corruption and intolerance as the place for the second coming. Unless he plans to have his work cut out for him! And the Native American thing? Sorry, they have Oriental heritage, it's obvious to anyone!!

    Don't get me wrong, I've nothing against Mormons, I despise most religions equally.

    Not that I'm saying there isn't a god. That would be naive! But not as naive as believing the words (word for word) in a book that are clearly wrong on so many levels. Sure, you can talk about how the 7 days wasn't seven Earth days, but the fact of the matter is that you are just trying to mould your dogma into reality. These books were created by man, written by man, edited by man and reproduced by man. Anyone that bases their whole religion around a clearly fallible book is an idiot, sorry but that's the way I see it. On the other hand, studying all of the relevant texts and making up your own mind is much better. However, The Church is the entirely opposite thing; the we are right, everyone else is wrong approach. You could not be any more closed-minded. If there is a god, these people are going to burn, just as GWB will for starting a war for profit. Irony, gotta love it!

    There are some sticky issues involved with regulation of behavior in a networked world, which need to be resolved in order to have the internet continue as a viable medium for communication and commerce.

    But they can't be solved, that's the problem. It's hard enough to pass laws in one country, let alone the planet. Countries that embrace freedom, such as most European ones would not accept another country telling them what they can and cannot look at! The only alternative would be to switch of the internet and replace it with "Internet 2.0". However, many have drawn parallels to this with AOL 1.0, where you could not email non AOL members and you could not access non AOL webpages. See this speach. If you want to kill freedom and inovation on the net, feel free to create your own, but most of us won't follow you.

    Yeah, I agree that tools should be available to allow parents control. However, this is not the right way to do it technologically speaking. It's weak, does very little to solve the problem, and more importantly provides false security, which is the worst kind. It's like the idiots that called for ID cards post-911. It wouldn't have made a bit of difference, if anything security might have been even lower due to the false confidence in the system.

  266. protect my children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I applaud you for this it's too 'hip' nowadays to vote against showing anything in public but there are websites I don't want my litle cousins to be looking at. I concur that there's nothing inherrantly wrong with this idea. There are reasons most of which you mentioned that it probably will fail but why shouldn't the government maintain a voluntary list of not childrensafe sites.

    People are always telling parents they should be monitoring what their children see if they're that concerned, but you can't monitor kids all the time. I should be able to allow my kids to go on the internet for a few hours without having to be afriad that suddnely they're going to end up somehow at rape porn or something sick like that.

    It wouldn't be fair to force everyone into what my view of distasteful is but a voluntary database is a good idea.

    It's very frustrating how everyone on the internet either assumes you're an democrat to your bones or you're Jack Chick. Just because I believe in blocking porn sites in schools doesn't mean I think playing dungeons and dragons makes you evil. Just because I may believe in intelligent design doesn't mean I agree with him that muslims are evil.

    I think ICANN just approved a bunch of domains and from what I remember .xxx was one of the least likely to get approved. (it did not)

    1. Re:protect my children by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > It wouldn't be fair to force everyone into what my view of distasteful is but a voluntary database is a good idea.

      Great, then use one that already exists. There have been programs available to block content since before the World Wide Web was a household name. Use one of those.

  267. Re:Wow you're low brow by toriver · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps your use of that term demonstrates that you lack sufficient grasp of the English language to realize what you are saying.

    What, you thought he was using the word "fuck" in a literal sense? Get your lazy ass out into the real world! The word is often used figuratively, as an expletive with no meaning beyond the dismissiveness in the remark.

    Profanity in forums such as this usually does little more than demonstrate a person's propensity to throw tantrums when logical discussion is beyond their reach.

    See, now I recognize your type: You belong to the "superior" ASSHOLES who think that you can get away with such denigrating remarks just because you don't use any of that profanity stuff.

    Hint: People can actually be more offended by shit like you wrote than the occasional expletive. What you practice is called "looking down on people who are different from you", or "Übermench worship", depending on how far you take your hate of non-conformists.

    Get a life, and use it well.

  268. Shouldn't it be... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    "You can have my dildo when you pry it from my...

    hot...
    wet..."

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  269. Re:Wow you're low brow by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    Thanks for the opportunity to have some meaningful dialog about what can be a "hot" topic... ;)

    I think you may have a misunderstanding of some terms. There are countless contradictory hypotheses...

    No misunderstanding, but an unintentional misrepresentation. You are correct. Those ideas that are most contradictory are generally only hypotheses. Theories are frequently proven wrong, but not usually in whole. Instead, it is usually the case that some extension is needed to satisfy new observations that have been found. But make no mistake. Theories are not necessarily fact. They are merely strongly supported conclusions that have been generally accepted. It does happen that a previously accepted theory is completely contradicted when it is found that it utterly fails to explain some new observations. This doesn't happen very frequently, though.

    You make it sound as if disagreement is a bad thing - strong disagreement is the only way that science advances.

    Not at all. In fact, that whole paragraph I wrote was just using the grandparent's words about religion in reference to science instead. Like in science, in religion disagreements don't have to be a "bad" thing, although there are some core beliefs that when transgressed yield rather unhealthy friction.

    A "bad" scientist is not a scientist at all, by purest definition.

    Try convincing the "bad" scientiest of that. ;)

    Sure, someone might call themselves one but then again not everyone who claims to be Christian follows the beliefs they profess.

    Agreed.

    Is Clinton a Christian even though he got busy in the Oval Office?

    I don't think anyone can say for sure. All I can say is that his behavior was not reflective of Christian beliefs. But, Christians are human too.

    Is Bush a Christian, even though his right-to-life stance doesn't extend to Death Row?

    I'm not sure you can compare these two, as the only crime usually committed by a fetus is one of inconvenience to its parents.

    Aren't we supposed to forgive everyone?

    One could argue that there is a difference between forgiveness and consequences. If you steal something from me, my forgiveness of that act can be separate from the time you spend in jail. Although, they can be intertwined. What makes Death Row different is that there is no opportunity for retribution afterwards. I think the scariest thing about capital punishment is the possibility of executing someone who is innocent.

    Since the media will never distort what a religious leader says...?

    Oh, this happens all the time. I never meant to imply that it doesn't. In fact, there are probably any number of potential religious leaders in whom I can place no trust because I don't know if the media is lying or not.

    This one was actually a point of curiosity - would you name some of these religious leader role-models?

    The best public example I could provide is Billy Graham. But there are plenty of leaders with whom I interact that the general public wouldn't be aware of, including my own pastor. There are also some Christian artists that I've had the pleasure of meeting, and who've had an impact on my life. By the way, this is not to say that these people aren't human. Just like anybody else, they can make mistakes, so one shouldn't set them on a pedestal.

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  270. Thanks for the spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice point, shame you ruin it by adding those moronic referral scheme links.

    Perhaps you could at least keep your spam in your sig? Thanks, have a nice day.

  271. Re:Wow you're low brow by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    You've just chosen to place your faith in the belief that there is no "higher power."

    No, I didn't say that. They may be a god. I certainally think there are likely beings out there in the universe that we might consider "god".

    However, believing that god created man in his own image is clearly backwards. We created god. Why do you think he is always represented a white male? Because he was created by white males. Of course, the fact that everyone in biblical times would have been black doesn't seem present on the stained-glass windows at my local church.

    The bible is wrong on many key fundamental concepts. Normally when you read something and realise that the author is wrong, you put it down and move on. With the bible, people seem to come up with crazy ideas that might make it all fit in about what is known about the history of this planet. Where did the dinosaurs fit in exactly? They weren't known about when the bible was written, though if they had been they would have been a part of the story.

  272. Re:Wow you're low brow by Maggott · · Score: 1

    Or better yet, why doesn't he go out and pass a law ensuring that people with different moral values have to live their lives according to his?

    Oh wait.

  273. Re:Wow you're low brow by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    Ok, I take back a little what I said, if you are generally representative of Morons. In a reply you state that Mormons don't take the bible literally; that's a very good start in my eyes. It's the folks that say being gay is a sin because of the over-interpretation of a certain line of text that appears differently in each book that really get me down. You can't analyise a 2000 year old, 20th edition lossy copy of a book to that level.

    Most of the "moronic" beliefs that I have heard being attributed to Mormons are actually not true.

    I gotta admit, most of my "knowledge" of the Mormon faith is from an episode of South Park that you are likely familiar with. From it I got the impression that Mormons believe that the biblical events all took place in North America, and that Native Americans look the way they do as a punishment. I of course took this at face value (I am critical of most information "fed" to me), but I figured that as the episode was contraversial, it would be as acurate as possible, lest it be easilly torn appart by critics.

    And, yes, "Ra" (as I understand it, anyway) is representative of God. God has been represented in many different ways by many different religions and many different cultures

    Many preach that other ones are false gods and that theirs is the only real one. The worst guy I ever spoke to believed that there would never be peace on earth until everyone was Christian. Of course, he was willing to fight to make that happen. Ironic, don't you think?

  274. right here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


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    1. Re:right here by Greg+W. · · Score: 1

      http://www.icra.org/

      enter your site, answer some questions and you will get the correct code for a meta tag for your site/page

      Aha! (Why don't they put things like that in the article?) By the way, I never did manage to find the questionnaire part where it's supposed to generate a label for you, but that's not really what I wanted anyway. The full set of labels and their meanings is what I actually needed.

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  276. Here's some links... by TheDukePatio · · Score: 0
    I have no shame. Here's a couple things that turned up under 'Texas dildo raid'

    Article's a few years old, but will give you a starting place for searching.
    http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/200 0-08-11/xtra_feature2.html

    This one's only a year old:
    http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2004/01/277711.sh tml

    And something that looks like an essay on the subject:
    http://www.sexuality.org/l/mscott/ssex01.html

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  277. What is next cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's one thing that terrifies content providers more than anything else: the FCC. The government agency announced in February that it would soon be turning its spotlight on mobile phone service providers, testing their systems to make sure that young customers didn't have access to adult material.

    http://laptopmag.com/Pundit/Sex-Cells.htm

  278. Top 1%? Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you are one of the top 1% of physicists, therefore, your "rational" beliefs are essentially religious beliefs, and your statement that "all" religions are wrong becomes nonsensical.

    You don't have to be in the "top 1%" of physicists. All you need is to have absorbed enough of your physics education to have learned the difference between "physics" and "math". Once you know this, you can filter reality into solvable problems, and simplify them to get a good enough linear approximation. That's how the game is played.

    It doesn't take a genius level understanding of physics to destroy the god myth.

    In fact, those with a genius level understanding of physics are often theoretical sorts with their heads in the clouds who couldn't be practical if their lives depended on it. While my understanding is that few of those people in that class, if any, are theists, I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were because theoretical physicists, unlike experimental physicists, have not developped good reality filtering skills.

  279. Re:Wow you're low brow by arkanes · · Score: 1
    For what it's worth, it's not especially hard to justify getting a BJ in the Oval Office with Christian principles, assuming you go straight to the source. Theres a commandment against adultery but it's condoned and even advocated in more than one spot in the bible (polygamy, rape, and the use of prostitutes is endemic in the bible). So-called "Christian beliefs" are, generally speaking, made up out of whole cloth. I don't know of anyone who actually strictly maintains a set of Christian beliefs based on the Bible, and such a person would probably be schizophrenic.

    The more extreme religious figures need no media exaggeration, either. Just as the more extreme fringe "scientists" don't either.

  280. Re:Wow you're low brow by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

    > What's wrong with making fun of people
    > believing silly sounding, probably wrong
    > stuff ?

    You need to do this - go home, and slap your mother and father for not teaching you the basic idea of respect. "Making fun of people" is just a bad idea. Period.

    Next, slap yourself for being an insensitive jerk.

    Critiquing, debating, and discussing: feel free! That's what this country is about. Being disrespectful? No... although it certainly seems that the media outlets are encouraging this behavior.

    Here's a clue - treat people with respect, and, most likley, they'll treat you with respect, too.

  281. Re:Wow you're low brow by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

    Theres a commandment against adultery but it's condoned and even advocated in more than one spot in the bible (polygamy, rape, and the use of prostitutes is endemic in the bible)

    It's important to follow who is condoning what and when in the bible.

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  282. Re:Wow you're low brow by sweetwayne · · Score: 1

    By all means you should rape those whose opinions differ from yours, that is exactly what I was saying(sarcasm, btw). Seriously, you're the type of person I was talking about in my original post: the one who gets his panties bunched up over silly things like profanity. Why does it offend you so much? Your comment regarding tantrum throwing is irrelevant as while I may have been on a slight rant, my thoughts were otherwise well ordered and logical. I saw your post where you stated that you are a Mormon. I can only assume that your church taught you that the f-word is wrong, and that's why it bothers you so much. FYI, "fuck them" in the sense that I meant it could also be translated "go fuck yourself" or "fuck off" or even "why don't you shut the fuck up?" none of which mean, by the definitions of most reasonable people, to actually go and commit a felony sexual violation of a person. Sorry to throw another tantrum, but my propensity to do so flares up worse than normal when talking to idiots.

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  283. ISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is insane because blocking the material in a way that can't be hacked by a skilled user is impossible. The ISPs either stop offering service in Utah, or risk being fined into bankruptcy.
    Impossible? I the user could use an open web proxy, or any of a dozen other tricks.

    There is no way to do what the law requires; I wonder if that is a defense.
    From the law (which takes effect when?):

    (i) providing in-network filtering to prevent receipt of material harmful to minors;
    (ii) providing software for contemporaneous installation on the consumer's computer that
    blocks, in an easy-to-enable and commercially reasonable manner, receipt of material harmful to
    minors; or
    (iii) complying with any federal law in effect that requires the blocking of content from a
    registry of sites containing material harmful to minors.
    (b) A service provider may block material from the adult content registry by domain
    name or Internet Protocol address.

  284. Re:Wow you're low brow by arkanes · · Score: 1

    The fundamentalist/literalist belief is that the Bible, all of it, is the literal word of God, protected from corruption and loss by His will through the years. This is obviously contradictory with picking and choosing which parts you're going to listen to. But that doesn't seem to actually bother anyone.

  285. Re:Wow you're low brow by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

    Great, but that's not what I'm talking about.

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  286. Re:Wow you're low brow by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    You obviously didn't get it...

    Only the scientist who has actually performed these experiments. That can't be said for most people...


    Of course I get it; I never disputed the point that the layperson hasn't performed the experiments. My point is that it isn't unreasonable to suggest that the scientific method is a more reliable means than "God says so". Sure, it could be that every scientist is wrong, or perhaps there is some conspiracy where they are all lying, but the point is that these extra conditions make it less likely that this is the case. A religious preacher, even if he is being entirely truthful in that he believes God is telling him thse things, is still relying on the method of "I think God says so".

    Also note how people following the science route cannot agree on anything, as theories change frequently; there are countless different contradictory scientific theories.

    I already covered the "contradictory scientific theories" in my original post by pointing out that it would be irrational for a layperson to say that something like that is true (eg, cold fusion) or something which has made predictions found to be true (eg, string theory). Apart from that, accepted theories are improved when we know more - I cannot think of a case where a scientific theory that was accepted by the entire scientific community was after found to be entirely wrong (as opposed to improved, such as Newtonian gravitation being replaced by general relativity).

    I personally find it easier to believe a level-headed religious leader than what gets distored by the news media.

    So now we've replaced believing a scientist with believing the media. Sure, there I agree with you, you can't believe the media and I suppose it could be argued that they can't be trusted anymore than religious leaders.

    If you truly understand science, you'll know that neither quantum theory nor relativity are actually correct. They are merely the closest we can come to a model that defines the universe based on what observations we've been able to make. These theories, while very valuable for making predictions, will undoubtedly fall prey to a newer and better theory sometime in the future. The best one can hope for is that new theories will merely add to or slightly adjust those that already exist.

    In science, there will likely never be a "correct" model in the sense of knowing exactly how things work. I'm aware of what you say - by "correct", I mean whether it is a good approximation of reality, has made predictions confirmed to be true by experiments, and has not been disproven. I do not think it is irrational for a layperson to believe scientists saying that quantum mechanics is a good approximation of reality, and a theory which has yet to be disproven, just because he hasn't personally performed any experiments. I don't believe it's irrational for a person to believe that gravity attracts inversely proportional to the square of distance - even if this were found out to be false in future, it would still be a damn good approximation, and likely to be closer to the truth than many religious claims.

    Indeed you have pointed out yet another reason why science is different to religion: scientists put forward theories; religious preachers claim "the truth".

    Put it this way - I have no idea about how things like a CPU really work (beyond simple descriptions) and how one would build one. But does this mean that believing my computer runs on "magic" is just as reasonable as believing it runs due to the reasons that scientists tell me?

    This is what I'm saying - I'm not saying that science can be 100% trusted all the time, I'm saying that the idea that it is "indistinguishable from religious belief" is absurd, for a great many reasons that I have pointed out.

  287. Re:Wow you're low brow by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, it's not especially hard to justify getting a BJ in the Oval Office with Christian principles, assuming you go straight to the source.

    I don't know Clinton's heart, but he sure isn't acting like a Christian.

    Theres a commandment against adultery but it's condoned and even advocated in more than one spot in the bible (polygamy, rape, and the use of prostitutes is endemic in the bible).

    Please review what part of the Bible you're talking about. A lot of things changed between the OT and the NT. OT is no longer applicable as we are now saved by grace and not by anical sacrifice and following the 10 Commandments.

    So-called "Christian beliefs" are, generally speaking, made up out of whole cloth. I don't know of anyone who actually strictly maintains a set of Christian beliefs based on the Bible, and such a person would probably be schizophrenic.

    You're supposed to try to be more Christ-like when you are saved. We're all sinners and fall short of the glory of God, however.

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  288. Re:Wow you're low brow by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 1

    Where did the dinosaurs fit in exactly? They weren't known about when the bible was written, though if they had been they would have been a part of the story.

    Isaiah 27:1 Job 41

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  289. Re:Wow you're low brow by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    Where did the dinosaurs fit in exactly?

    Isaiah 27:1 Job 41

    See, that just what I mean. In my parent post, I say how people interpret things how they want. I googled for the passage you suggested and got this. From that page:

    There is a remarkable animal called a "leviathan," described in the direct words of God in the 41st chapter of Job.[snip]. In fact, there is no animal living today which fits the description. Therefore, it is an extinct animal, almost certainly a great marine reptile, still surviving in the oceans of Job's day

    Now, WTF? I see what you are suggesting and I think my search was bang on in terms of what you were aluding to. However, you are missing the point; the Bible is NOT GODS WORDS. It is mans words (and if you are a believer) interpreting gods actions. The history of the bible is checkered; large sections were removed to produce each of the major revisions of the text, bits were added; e.g. during the King James Directors Cut edition. It has been translated through two or three DEAD languages. You cannot interpret it to that level! Take it in spirit and try to be a good person. Anything beyond that is pervered and kind of sad.

    You have given me an example where the Bible talks of dragons (literally, it's the classic description) and people have taken this to mean:

    Dragons existed based on description in Job -> no longer exist -> they are extinct -> so are dinosaurs -> bible is cool with fossils!!

    That's not very good logic, is it, especially given that the original version of that edition of the bible (King James) was written at a time when dragons were quite in fashion with pop culture. They got written in; that's how translation works, these languages did not have literal equivalence and translation was more of a form of interpretation. Modern languages share roots in dead languages, e.g. Latin that make them easier to understand. It's kind of like translating Russian to Chinese when there aren't any living native speakers of the language left. I'd love to see some different readings of the original documents, but I can't be bothered looking it up to be honest. I did see a documentary on the subject of the origins of the modern Bible that cast doubts on the asserion that Mary was a virgin. Apparently the word used actually means "young girl". I mean, woa, the whole Immaculate Conception / "sex is dirty" thing might have been a typo!

    Lawyers NEVER translate contracts between LIVE languages. There's a reason for that. It just don't work. People who believe that the Bible is 100% Gods Word scare me. They are really easy to lead as they don't critically analyse things that they are told. George W Bush is unfortunately one of them, and has said so himself... :-(

  290. Good thing for the wrong reason by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    I wish my ISP offered more services, such as allowing me to specify various filters for things before they get transmitted to me. (e.g. If someone sends a 64k ping my way, I'd rather it not even get to my gateway.) I wish they had a web cache that I could opt in to using, so that if just one of the other users successfully loaded a Slashdotted page, then we'd all be able to see it. And I guess some people like the idea of content filtering at the web proxy.

    That said, they should do it because it's good for business (and performance), not because the government micromanages how their service is supposed to work.

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  291. Tax dollars. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    It's a use of my tax dollars, no matter how small, for something I don't see the need for, instead of (say) improving education. Teach parents to be better parents. Teach them to innoculate their children, rather than prohibit.

    Let me put it this way -- my parents keep alcohol in the house, but I always knew that alcohol was not for kids and not too often for adults, either. They offered to let me try it at home, because it's safer that way than to have my first exposure be something unknown at a party.

    I didn't take the offer, and I haven't touched it since. Next year I'm a freshman in college, and I doubt I'll touch it there.

    The same attitude should be taken towards all things. I'd get pissed if Google started having pornographic ads, because you can't easily opt out of that, but it's better for parents to teach their kids what's bad and tell them not to look at it than to block a list of domains.

    Trust me. Especially with blocklists, if you prohibit something, it becomes a martyr -- an object of obsession. Install a porn-blocker, and they will spend a lot of time disabling it or staring at the sites it didn't catch. I know. I've been there.

    It doesn't cost much to keep a list of manditory ratings. It also doesn't cost much to provide good education, so that we will have good parents.

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  292. My god is logic. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    A scientist's beliefs can be verified through logical reasoning and experimentation. We can get a rough idea of exactly how likely they are to be true. Things that we were pretty sure about, such as newtonian physics, are still true, they've just been clarified a bit.

    Much of science is almost as obvious as "2+2=4". Sure, someone could say that's a belief, and that 2+2=5, and they'd be dead wrong, or at least very likely wrong.

    Religion, on the other hand, cannot be verified easily. Even religious leaders often consider people who claim to hear God's voice to be crazy -- and that's about the only experimentation that's ever been done.

    All that leaves is logic, and the Jesus people believe in is flakey logic if I ever saw it. He came to Earth to save us, and tried to teach us to love each other -- all of us -- and we nailed him to a chunk of wood, claimed that we were saved because we nailed him to a chunk of wood, and went on to hate and kill each other in his name. If Jesus was alive today, he'd be ashamed.

    Hell, if he came back to life today, he'd be scared shitless of all the crosses everywhere. He'd think we were all out to nail him to a chunk of wood AGAIN.

    God has fared no better. Thou shalt not kill. IT'S FOUR FUCKING WORDS!!! But we can't even follow that law without adding fine print. Thou shalt not kill, unless thine enemy doth verily piss thee off. If God is up there, I'm sure he's ashamed.

    Of course, there's always faith, and you're right that laypeople "believe" in science just as they "believe" in religion. BUT -- if they want to spend the time, they can verify science, but they have to wait till they die to verify religion.

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  293. A question... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    ... but not an answer.

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  294. Wild West is still here by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Really.

    Anyway, I can see some uses for porn, and I'm saying this objectively although I am addicted from time to time.

    But what I'm really sad about is that parents would rather block porn than explain what it is, show it to their kids, and so innoculate them. Better that they know why it slowly kills your soul, and avoid it of their own volition, which is still very possible.

    Because if you do what this bill does and simply ban it from certain households, you martyr it and the kids will go out of their way to get it, even if they don't really like it.

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  295. McCarthy by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Right on. Senator McCarthy blacklisted people. That black list didn't have any legal weight, in fact was created through fairly illegal means, but if you were on that list, good luck getting a job somewhere.

    So, McCarthy didn't have any legal power, but his list gave him real power -- the power to destroy someone's life without technically lifting a figure, since everyone was voulentarily following him.

    I would much more likely trust dmoz than the government, and I don't even know who's in power at dmoz. Bush has destroyed any confidence I ever had in these United States.

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  296. Tom St. Denis is dying--of AIDS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered community of Slashbot morons when last month the local hospital confirmed that Tom St. Denis has the Gay Flu. Coming on the heels of the latest CBC which plainly states that Tom St. Denis has lost more white blood cells, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Tom St. Denis is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Hepatitis C test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Tom St. Denis's future. The writing is on the wall: Tom St. Denis faces a bleak future. In fact, there won't be any future at all for Tom St. Denis because Tom St. Denis is dying--of AIDS. Things are looking very bad for Tom St. Denis. As many of us are already aware, Tom St. Denis continues to lose T-cells. HIV flows like a river of blood. Tom St. Denis is the most endangered of them all.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Tom St. Denis's lover Darren Aldredge states that there are 7000 users of Tom St. Denis's anus. How many users of his mouth are there? Let's see. The number of anal vs. oral ejaculations on Tom St. Denis is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ejaculations in Tom St. Denis's mouth. Tom St. Denis's bloody scat sessions are about half of the volume of Tom St. Denis sloppy facials. Therefore there are about 700 users of Tom St. Denis's filthy torn rectum. A recent article put anal sex with high-risk intraveneous drug users at about 80 percent of Tom St. Denis's escapades. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 HIV virii in Tom St. Denis. This is consistent with the number of Tom St. Denis's lesions.

    Due to the troubles of Kaposi's Sarcoma, anal fissures and so on, Twitter died of GRID. Now nwbvt is also dead, his corpse turned over to another San Francisco bathhouse.

    All major surveys show that Tom St. Denis has steadily declined in white blood cell count. Tom St. Denis is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Tom St. Denis is to survive at all it will be among homosexual scat dabblers. Tom St. Denis continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Tom St. Denis is dead.

    Fact: Tom St. Denis is dying

  297. Tom St. Denis is dying--of AIDS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered community of Slashbot morons when last month the local hospital confirmed that Tom St. Denis has the Gay Flu. Coming on the heels of the latest CBC which plainly states that Tom St. Denis has lost more white blood cells, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Tom St. Denis is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Hepatitis C test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Tom St. Denis's future. The writing is on the wall: Tom St. Denis faces a bleak future. In fact, there won't be any future at all for Tom St. Denis because Tom St. Denis is dying--of AIDS. Things are looking very bad for Tom St. Denis. As many of us are already aware, Tom St. Denis continues to lose T-cells. HIV flows like a river of blood. Tom St. Denis is the most endangered of them all.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Tom St. Denis's lover Darren Aldredge states that there are 7000 users of Tom St. Denis's anus. How many users of his mouth are there? Let's see. The number of anal vs. oral ejaculations on Tom St. Denis is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ejaculations in Tom St. Denis's mouth. Tom St. Denis's bloody scat sessions are about half of the volume of Tom St. Denis sloppy facials. Therefore there are about 700 users of Tom St.Denis's filthy torn rectum. A recent article put anal sex with high-risk intraveneous drug users at about 80 percent of Tom St. Denis's escapades. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 HIV virii in Tom St. Denis. This is consistent with the number of Tom St. Denis's lesions.

    Due to the troubles of Kaposi's Sarcoma, anal fissures and so on, Twitter died of GRID. Now nwbvt is also dead, his corpse turned over to another San Francisco bathhouse.

    All major surveys show that Tom St. Denis has steadily declined in white blood cell count. Tom St. Denis is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Tom St. Denis is to survive at all it will be among homosexual scat dabblers. Tom St. Denis continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Tom St. Denis is dead.

    Fact: Tom St. Denis is dying

  298. Re:Wow you're low brow by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the Mesopotamian belief in the God Marduk, slayer of Tiamat, the great dragon of chaos, enemy of Venger, eater of Uni the cute unicorn.

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  299. Re:Wow you're low brow by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 1

    You see it from man's logical perspective. I don't. That same human perspective says that there could not have been a world-wide flood or that God even exists for that matter. It's a belief not always backed up by evidence. And I do believe the Bible is the literal Word of God - written by men. So I guess I scare you, too! :)

    Regarding the virgin Mary thing, why don't you do some research yourself to see what the word meant? People today quickly take a documentary as fact and don't make a point of checking facts (of course news sources do this too (ahem...Dan Rather).

    I hope you'll maybe take the time one day to get a commentary and read through at least parts of the New Testament. It's a beautiful story of one person who died to save the world. And He died for you, me and everyone that ever lived and ever will live.

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  300. Re:Wow you're low brow by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    Regarding the virgin Mary thing, why don't you do some research yourself to see what the word meant?

    I have. I've discussed it with people who fall on either side of that debate. One person I spoke to was familiar with the story, and was able to elaborate on it for me. The trend was towards it not meaning "virgin".

    People today quickly take a documentary as fact and don't make a point of checking facts (of course news sources do this too (ahem...Dan Rather).

    No real need. It was a UK documentary, not an American-style "Tornados!!" type show. These shows are in a very different style, they have evidence etc and no "wow! bang! drama!" type presentation. He had interviews with scholars, and the guy that presented it was a very religious person himself; he was seeking to enhance his own faith (he did) but came to the conclusion that the bible should be treated as a guide, not a literal transcript. To be honest, I never really realised how many versions there are; I just assumed there were a few more than the traditional ones (Good News, King James). It's a very interesting subject.

  301. Re:Wow you're low brow by arkanes · · Score: 1
    Please review what part of the Bible you're talking about. A lot of things changed between the OT and the NT. OT is no longer applicable as we are now saved by grace and not by anical sacrifice and following the 10 Commandments.

    I'll stop calling you on all the nasty parts of the Bible when all the major Christian faiths remove them from the Bible, stop using them in sermons, and generally stop treating them as articles of faith except when it's inconvenient or bad PR, mmmkay? It's pretty damn hypocritical to get up there and blather on about how X is bad and preaching fire and brimstone from the OT, but to turn around and claim you don't need to follow it when someone brings up the nasty bits. If you look *only* to the NT, then Clinton is totally off the hook and you're the one out of line for condemning him. 400 years ago Clintons main failing as a Christian would be that he wasn't abusive enough of Jews. Look at the history of your own religion before you go re-defining all your terms to exclude anything you don't approve of.

  302. Re:Wow you're low brow by gfreeman · · Score: 1

    Here's an experiment, if you don't believe me. Go out onto a street, accost an average-looking housewife, and try to tell her about Jesus. Now accost another one and try to tell her about string theory. Dollars to donuts you'll get the same reaction from both.

    Not sure what you're getting at, maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree, BUT ...

    You'd get the same reaction if you were to tell her that Owen moving to the Gunners next season may be a good thing on paper, but there's far from a unanimous warm welcome for him.

    So does that mean football opinion (soccer for you colonials ;-> ) is essentially a religious belief? Of course you can apply that thinking to ANY subject, including sport. Existentially you'd be right, but practically there's a line to be drawn between universally accepted "truths" and faith based beliefs. I draw that line between science and religion. YMMV, but your experiment doesn't help explain the difference.

    Help me out here :)

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  303. Faust to the Mormon Convocation Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    James E. Faust is the 2nd Councelor in the First Presidency, which translates roughly into "3rd in command". He is Democratic.

    The 3rd most powerful man in the mormon church is Faust!? Geeze, inflation must have hit the immortal soul market hard!!!!!

    (For those that don't know, Faust is a famous literary figure who sold his soul to Satan - who appeared to him in the form of a black poodle - for wealth, knowledge and earthly power.)

  304. in other news... by Doctor+Crocodile · · Score: 1

    ... and on Wednesday the Gov gave the keynote speech at Novell's Brainshare conference.

    Shurely there's no connection.....?

  305. I just Kant agree by infonography · · Score: 1

    as to your "we don't fully understand the universe" being a matter of faith, it's not. It's demonstrably factual. We don't and may not. However thats no reason to bow in the direction of the Unknowable, Why Not is the basis of science.

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    1. Re:I just Kant agree by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Our true lack of complete understanding of the universe is the legitimate basis for turning to faith for explanations. That lack isn't a matter of faith itself. The possibility that we *cannot* completely understand the universe (eg. as per Godel) suggests that we might *need* faith - but the former is a matter of expedience, the latter a matter of necessity; the difference between belief and faith, ignorance and metaphysics. But it's clear that both lay beyond the principle of verification (or rather falsifiability).

      "Why not try" is the basis of science. "Why not believe", without trying, is the basis of faith. They're at odds, divided by proof. Proof destroys faith, transforming it into fact (true or false), the realm of science.

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    2. Re:I just Kant agree by infonography · · Score: 1

      I would suggest you read Zelazny's Lord of Light.

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    3. Re:I just Kant agree by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Is it as good as the Amber stories?

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    4. Re:I just Kant agree by infonography · · Score: 1

      Yes, easily in the same class.

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    5. Re:I just Kant agree by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Thanks - see you in the Singularity ;).

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    6. Re:I just Kant agree by infonography · · Score: 1

      Referance to Marooned in Realtime by Vernor Vinge? I 've been reading him since True Names.

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    7. Re:I just Kant agree by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Actually, I haven't read Vinge. I heard enough about it that I thought I'd invoke it. But it's on my list.

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  306. Mormon Mods: Give it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To all the Mormon moderators who are continuing to mod the parent post down because it is easier to try to suppress truth than reason with it, it's too late to make a difference. The story, and this post, has already had its prime period of exposure. Nobody is modding it back up any more because nobody (except you) cares any more. Go do something productive; I'm sure Jose, who is dead, needs to be baptized a few more times before his name falls out of circulation among the temples.

  307. Keep Studying by iamwm · · Score: 1

    Guys,

    They say a little science will draw a man away from God and a lot of science will bring him back. Just as unstudied scientists may not know the teachings of the Accadamy of Science very well, unstudied christians may not know the teachings God very well. The solution is obvious, study more.

    There are many great minds teaching in the Acadamy of Science and many great minds teaching in churches across the world. Indeed I would expect you'll find many more beliving scientists than either of you would expect. You'll probably even find some teach at both the Academy of Science and in the churches across the world.

    Seeking the truth should be a practice of every intelegent person on the planet. Believing in God will only come when He calls you (study this scientifically and academically in scripture and you'll find this to be true both ways).

    Evolution is a very misrepresented word. It's akin to saying a bird flies through the air and rocks fly through the air too. A rock falls through the air, but because when it's thrown it falls like a flying bird it's refered to in a similar manner. And all the evidence to prove a bird flies doesn't support the idea that a rock flies. It's also like seeing beaver tracks on both sides of a river and saying the beavers can fly. And if beavers were all dead, how could you prove it wasn't true?

    Micro evolution is observable. All the other forms of evolution are unsupported theories. Many seeking to earn a name for themselves or promote their beliefs have fabricated lies to support evolution. The same is true in christian circles teaching things like the OT is irrelevent since Christ came and died for our sin. This in does discredit some of the honest teachers in both circles, since they trust these sources until they learn the truth.

    I have not met a person yet who belives the entire theroy of evolution as expressed by Darwin (or any other form of it since). They speak in terms of maybe and could have been when they get to parts they don't agree with. I myself was an avid evolutionist and taught others about how the theory works. I find myself in crowds explaining how evolution is not as stupid as many christians say it is (giving explainations to explain those statements) and not as smart as many non-christians say it is (also with evidence to explain those statements).

    I have met people who belive every word of the bible is true, even though they don't understand how it can be. Indeed I am one of these people. I know there is an explaination, even if I don't know what the explaination is. Never be afraid to confess you don't know.

    The overwhelming evidence to support things that are in scripture leads to the obvious conclusion that if it's right about all those things it must also be right about the other things I don't understand. And so begins the search for an explaination. Yes Jesus walked on water, Yes God parted the Red Sea for the nation of Israel to pass through. We've found the walls of Jerico fallen straight down. The flood happened, many many cultures have veriations of the story including Noah and his boat full of animals (Native Americans, Chinese...)

    Do you see how neither science nor religion are belief w/o evidence, but rather, belief based on the trustworthiness of the source.

    For more information on evidence and theories check these sites:
    http://www.nationalacademies.org/
    http://www.answersingenesis.org/


    William at phodex.dot.us

    1. Re:Keep Studying by arkanes · · Score: 1
      I think you're misunderstanding where I'm coming from. I'm not trying argue the factual or historical basis of your religion - there's no point, since it's not like I'm going to convince you that God doesn't exist, and you aren't going to convince me that he does. My point is that Christianity, as a religion, is a foul and despicable cult that I wouldn't expose my children to. It's interesting that you mention the walls of Jericho. Sure the walls came tumbling down. And after that, the Israelites killed "everything that breathes" within those walls, with God taking a physical manifestation at their side. The only people spared were hookers who helped betray the city. It doesn't matter if it really happened or not - it's an article of faith for Christianity that it did, and further, that it was a good thing. I think this is reprehensible. There's lots more to choose from, like the way God likes to play little dominance games but will sentence you to eternal agony if you lose. I sometimes wonder if you can draw a parellel between Christianity and abusive households, considering how similiar the behavior of God in the Bible is to an abusive spouse. You can almost hear him asking the wandering tribes of Israel "Baby, why gotta make me beat you?".

      I should add that despite my distate for Christianity, the religion, I have no special dislike for Christians, the people, at least as far as they don't actually follow the rather despicable moral beliefs taught in the Bible. For example, a Christian who'll sacrifice his mistress to a rape gang, and then after she crawls back, leaves her on his doorstep to die is not someone I 'd want to associate with (Judges 19:24 - this was, supposedly, the only righteous man in Sodom).

      One last point on the creationism vs. evolution thing - as with most creationist arguments, your argument essentially boils down to "I don't know, ergo God". This is fine for your personal beliefs, and there's more than a few scientists who think this way, but it's not scientific and teaching it as an answer doesn't help anyone. The point of science is to answer questions, not to accept them.

  308. Keep Studying - you're almost there... by iamwm · · Score: 1

    It's nice to talk with someone who's actually read some of the bible before commenting on it.

    You're comment on spouse abuse is almost right. But it's not God initiating the abuse. God just rescued them from the slavery of Egypt when they turned to worship a golden calf they made themselves and when they were given the promise land they refused to take it, so God sent them ot the next best place (sarcasm). It's akin to being in the first week of marriage and finding the bride running off with another man. Or finding a man has punched his wife because she has awoken him by hitting him with the bottom of a frying pan again. God has done everything right and yet the nation of Israel forsakes Him. They deserve death, yet He restrains Himself because of His promise to their Father Abraham. But if you don't understand the roll of death in the world, you'll have a hard time understanding the forgiveness in the story.

    Yes, my rational is "I don't understand, therefore I will take God at His word." Instead of disbelive Him just because I don't understand.

    It's not without reason that I belive the accounts in scripture. Assuming you haven't studied it in depth, you dont know how a frog comes from a tadpole, but you still belive it does, based on the testimony of those who've seen it. I belive the testimony of God as written by the authors He chose and there is a lot of study that goes into verifying that the books in the bible should all be there and are of God, so I won't wander off on that rabit trail right now.

    The harlet in Jericho who was spared (only one "hooker" not many as you said [Numbers ]) was spared because she blieved in God, and on less spiritual level also because she help the victors be victory. Back to the moral angle, are you saying others in the city kept God's law better than she did? Or that even one other person in Jericho even wanted to?

    This will be a stretch for you, but here goes. The whole world is God's, he made it. If He wants you off a certian part of land, you should go. That is right. If you resist, He has the right to force you off. If you refuse, you can cost yourself the lose of your own life. It is your action that causes it, not His.

    As for the old man, he was in Gibeah, not Sodom (Sodom was destroyed in Genesis, long before judges). This was not Lot who was the only righteous man in Sodom, but rather, the old man "was from the hill country of Ephraim". The old man offered his own daughter and his guest's concubine who had played the harlot against the man so that those outside could "Do what ever they felt was right" and they refused to do good. It was at that point that the guest put his concubine out himself. She had played the harlet and her husband now put her out with the men. The old man did not do it, and the old man's daughter was not put out or abused. Only the woman who had committed adultry was put out, and dispite adultry being punishable by death, the mens outside still did wrong with the way they treated her. There's more to the story and the men outside are delt with for their action. If you want to know "The rest of the story" then "Read the book". [Judges this exerpt is from chapter 19]

    You are quite right on one very strong point that many new christians find hard to get past. The bible is full of graphic matterial and strong descriptions of right and wrong and even several stories that don't declair a matter one way or the other directly as if it's implied by an established code of ethics.

    I have to comment on an earlier remark in the thread. It was said 'A "bad" scientist is not a scientist at all, by purest definition.' What is that "purest" definition of Scientist?

    And as a reminder of where the thread started, it's about net pron. I haven't seen it address this way, so here's my take on the issue. If you have established laws on what can and cannot be shown in public, the web is public. To show it on the web is the same as to show it in public, therefore it's bound by th