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  1. I win! on SpecOps Labs offers $10,000 to Emulator Developers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, yeah- I know it looks like I just installed Windows XP on a cheap PC. That's the beauty of it. It's *perfect* emulation. You simply cannot tell it's an emulator. Even the install disk looks *exactly* like a Windows install disc. Gimme money!

  2. Resumes on Major Microsoft Re-Organization · · Score: 1

    Bill's instructions to MS HR: "Make sure they can monkey dance!"

  3. Re:Oh, thank you very much on Global Warming Past The Point of No Return · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've modified your code. It was open source, right?

    Global warming is not happening!
    Yes, it is, you ignoramus!
    I agree, but it's not caused by man!
    count = 0
    while (count < 10)
       Yes, it is, you ignoramus!
       No, it isn't!
       count = count + 1
    wend
    do
       Hitler!
       Mao!
    loop

  4. Re:Mod Parent +100 :) on NASA Plan to Return to the Moon · · Score: 1
    Let's see, I said our energy needs are growing very quickly, people mindlessly vote the Party line, extremist theologies threaten the peace at every turn and our educational system is in the hands of incompentents with agendas.

    Yeah, that's a real pack of radical and bizarre ramblings.

    (rolls eyes)

  5. Flashback! on Nintendo Revolution Controller Revealed · · Score: 1
    I had a flashback to the Atari Mindlink...

    http://www.atarimuseum.com/videogames/consoles/260 0/mindlink.html

    In other news, Goodyear reinvents the wheel.

  6. Mod Parent +100 :) on NASA Plan to Return to the Moon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "OMFG some kid is poor* we can't spend this money on science until after every other problem on earth is solved!!!"

    That's the one that causes me to have the blood pressure of a morbidly obese chain smoker. Some day people are going to wake up and realize that, well, we are NOT going to solve all the problems here on Earth. Ever. We'll be lucky to solve half. We can't solve problems when society refuses to recognize the true causes, which in many cases is "people are stoooopid." We need to focus on the big ones like energy, somehow eradicating the memes that make people vote for monsters or fly planes into buildings and getting the educational system out of the hands of the ideologues, be they on the Left (feed good education) or the Right (anti-science).

    Anyway, it looks like the private space sector might actually be showing some life, so f*ck NASA. I'm updating my resume to send out to Rutan's company and maybe a couple others. I'm going to be there, baby!

  7. Re:haha japan!!! on XBox 360 Launching Nov 22 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Holy crap, if people in Europe can buy it, should I have one by now?"

    I can definitely say I have never had that thought.

  8. Re:Gratuitous Celebrity CEO Theoretical on Bill Gates Speaks Out · · Score: 1
    Redmond is in Silicon Valley now?!?!

    That must have been some earthquake! I guess Katrina news overshadowed it.

  9. I dunno... on US Companies Sponsor Pro Gamers · · Score: 1
    Stuff like this seems so trivial. Seems like a good racket if you can get into it, but... I dunno. It's just seems... stupid. It just expands the list of Things People Get Paid To Do Strictly Because We Have A Dippy Culture. It's like there's too many people and we're just making up jobs to employ them.

    You can trust my wise ponderings on this. I'm on the Internets.

  10. Re:Surprisingly on The First Killer App: VisiCalc · · Score: 1
    Except that the dinosaurs evolved into birds and took flight into the blue skies.

    Visicalc evolved into... Excel... which really is just the same thing with some flashy icing, innovation died in spreadsheets when MS took over.

    Excel is like dinosaurs in fancy chicken costumes.

  11. Re:Games too expensive for publishers to gamble on Death to the Games Industry · · Score: 1

    Actually, Katamari (one of my top 5 all time favorite games) sold well enough at $20 to get the sequel published in the USA.

  12. Re:Why bother with fusion? on Yet Another Method Of Achieving Nuclear Fusion · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but you just cover all your hillsides with windmills! :) Hundreds and hundreds of windmills!

    Sheesh! You kids these days. Did you learn nothing from SimCity?

  13. Re:I support this product and/or service! on iTunes Might Lose Labels · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but that's the EU's problem. :)

    And with VAT and all the other taxes, it'll be about $900. :D

  14. I support this product and/or service! on iTunes Might Lose Labels · · Score: 1
    Everything I listen to is unknown by most, so I support this pricing structure. :)

    Some of the new prog rock out of EU will be, like, 10 cents a track. Woo hoo!

  15. Re:Management Probably Doesn't know about it on Leo Laporte Returns to G4TV · · Score: 1
    I just like how they show nearly constant game footage during the review. So few others do that.

    And I like the kittens. :)

    I guess you have to watch the show a lot because there's a lot of running gags and inside jokes. And people don;t understand that both Sessler and Webb and playing parts.

    But that's phanbois for ya. :)

  16. Re:Management Probably Doesn't know about it on Leo Laporte Returns to G4TV · · Score: 1
    Xplay is redundant, since G4 already had a game review show, and everyone hates Adam Sessler because, although he is just as whiny and sarcastic as Webb, he lacks the cleavage to hold the viewers attention and make them forget about how whiny and sarcastic they are.

    So are you an angry Dragonball Z fan or a disgruntled Fullmetal Alchemist fan?

  17. Re:That's been my experience as well on Is Your Boss a Psychopath? · · Score: 1

    You can't possibly be from California. What the state legislature has done here over the past few years can only be described as malevolent. We were finally forced to a recall election and using (and in some cases abusing) the initiative process just to have any hope of getting anything rational done.

  18. Re:A Little Late on Reintroduce Megafauna to North America? · · Score: 1
    Excuse me, but are you messing with Texas?

    You got that right, cowboy. :)

    That's not a good idea.

    No, but the bad ideas tend to be more interesting. :-D

  19. Re:A Little Late on Reintroduce Megafauna to North America? · · Score: 1
    I'm sure Velociraptors wandered Texas long ago.

    Wow, don't give them ideas. They love the death penalty there in Texas. Do the math on that one.

    But then again can they "do the math" in Texas. Tee hee. Hey, I tease Texas. :)

  20. I know what I want! on Reintroduce Megafauna to North America? · · Score: 1
    I wants me a woolly mammoth!

    http://tinyurl.com/drvu5

  21. Re:I'll play the devil's advocate then on U.S. Broadband Access Falling Behind · · Score: 1
    There's no need to get snippy. When someone says they are playing devil's advocate, there is an implication they don't necessarily fully disagree with the position they are challenging. I wuv broadband. It's just that some of the dire proclimations around here get a little silly.

    Telecommuting is a very good example. Personally, I hope to see the eventual decentralization of society again, and get away from the whole idea of urban centers.

  22. Re:Radical Thought: tighter code/codecs reduce nee on U.S. Broadband Access Falling Behind · · Score: 1

    Yes, but with the sheets installed locally so they don't have to be downloaded.

  23. Re:Look at France, Germany, UK and South Korea on U.S. Broadband Access Falling Behind · · Score: 1
    I like how I got modded troll for asking honest questions. Typical Slashdot. :( Though shalt not question progress for progress' sake.

    You mention some good examples, but they still strike me as fluff, the icing on the cake of society so to speak. If those things came in 2010 instead of 2008, are we, as a society, really going to suffer greatly? I mean, some of the posters here are acting like we're going to turn into a thrid world nation if we don't get a gigabit fiber pipe out to Joe Baloney in Backwater, Alabama by next week.

    Other posted talk about high def TeeVee and other "content delivery" uses. But that's entertainment. That's still, fundamentally, fluff. It's fluff many enjoy (myself included) but it does not fill me with angst that I don't have HDTV coming through my cable modem right here right now.

    I dunno... maybe it's good just for creating some sort of tech jobs that cannot be oputsourced.

  24. Re:I'll play the devil's advocate then on U.S. Broadband Access Falling Behind · · Score: 1
    But telephones were a *revolutionary* development. There had really been nothing like it before.

    That's different than some mad drive to increase the rate at which we are boosting the pipelines in an existing infrastructure. Some people here seem to be calling for the investment of public funds to turn it into a vital utility. Is it *that* vital?

    Canada also has a lower *population*, period. And it tends to cluster down at the bottom. ;-)

  25. Re:Radical Thought: tighter code/codecs reduce nee on U.S. Broadband Access Falling Behind · · Score: 1
    Is fat code really a problem? I code by hand, but I've played with the big shiny editors. They generated big code, but when you looked at a typical page's stats, the graphics would outweigh the coding for most pages.

    I always wondered if W3C or someone could release a set of "standard" CSS files, and people could code to that standard set which would be on the user's machine.