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  1. Re:My real reasons on The Top Three Reasons for Humans in Space · · Score: 1
    Barbarella

    Make it Barbarella-bots with a mute function, and you've sold me on this product and/or service.

  2. To those who post "I don't watch television." on Our Ratings, Ourselves · · Score: 1
    No one cares.

    Thank you for your time.

    We return you to your regular messages.

  3. Easy on Space Elevator Update · · Score: 1
    You rig things so that it is guaranteed to land on Mecca.

    Now, go over there in that dark corner and cower in fear, and the rest of us will trailblaze the future.

  4. Re:American Screenwriter on Hitchhiker's Movie is Bad, says Adams Biographer · · Score: 1

    Or maybe they were trying to avoid a five hour movie?

  5. Eh... on Broadband Life and Internet Anxiety Disorder · · Score: 3, Insightful
    living a six megabits per second lifestyle

    Constructs like that make me want to hit people with a baseball bat.

    is what I think is going to be first major malaise of the 21st century

    You mispelled "excuse"

  6. Nipples rule! on Top 10 Evolutionary Adaptations · · Score: 1

    Ever have an attractive, leather-clad woman punch a needle through one of yours? It's something that must be experienced at least once.

  7. Re:Radio... on SBC Promotes Texas Anti-Wireless Bill · · Score: 2, Informative
    How does the government installing wireless everywhere save you money?

    Didn't they do a survey a number of years ago that discovered that many people do not understand the connection between the government's money and taxes? There are people who think the government just has its own money to spend.

  8. Re:Hoary Hedgewhat Ubun-who? on Hoary Hedgehog Ubuntu 5.04 Released · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'm old, not stupid. :-)

  9. Hoary Hedgewhat Ubun-who? on Hoary Hedgehog Ubuntu 5.04 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm getting to old for all this. I can even grok the names anymore. What happened to the days of "Visi-Calc" (a visual calculator) or "Draw" or "Write" or... I'm sorry. I'm approaching 40. :(

  10. Re:Well I did my share. on Daylight Savings Change Proposed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Aw... the uncultured little AC is jealous. How precious. :)

  11. Just use some 1970's tech :) on Daylight Savings Change Proposed · · Score: 1

    My office building has had motion detector controller lights for, like 10 years.

  12. Well I did my share. on Daylight Savings Change Proposed · · Score: 1
    I went out and bought a 2005 Mustang GT.

    No real point here. Just bragging. :-) And I didn't pay any markup because I am a godlike negotiator when it comes to things like that.

    I'm getting about 19 MPG, though, as opposed to my old truck which gets 14. So, it helped a little.

    I may replace the truck with one of those Lexus RX3xx hybrids if the waiting list ever goes away.

  13. Re:You don't read enough of 'em on Japan's 20-Year Plan for Space · · Score: 1

    No, no. It's the special "magna" editions that you can read by sticking them to your refrigerator.

  14. So, this "Japan" outfit... on Japan's 20-Year Plan for Space · · Score: 1, Funny
    Are they accepting resumes? Japanese speakers only? Will they foot the bill for one of those intensive, immersive language camps if they like me?

    I could live in Japan. I already watch way too much anime and read too many magnas. They have, like, five story stores there with nothing but. :-)

  15. Maybe on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 1
    I might agree in spirit, but you just know MS would eventually control the licensing, and the Net would become a Windows hegemony. It's a "who watches the watchers" sort of thing.

    I'd much rather see the OS manufacturer simply secure their lousy products. It seems 95% of the holes and explots involve things most people don't need or use.

  16. Anything other than weak car analogies? on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 1

    Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? Anyone?

  17. Re:Always wanted to know.... on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 1
    On Unix command lines, if you don't have your terminal set up correctly, a backspace will appear as "^H".

    So it's used as a joke where a person says one thing but changes their mind and types something else. By using the ^H they can see your real meaning.

    Example: G.W. Bush is the Chimp^H^H^H^H^H Commander In Chief.

    And so on.

  18. Re:I don't know any average computer users on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 1
    Yes you would be a lousy mechanic, you would also be a lousy mechanic if you didn't know how to hook up the data monitor to the cars computer and interpret the data.

    That was his point. His point also was that it DOESN'T make him a bad driver.

    The whole point of all this is that computers should be less insecure so that the average user does not have to worry about things at a low level.

  19. Re:Water cooling, pah! on Cooler Servers or Cooler Rooms? · · Score: 1
    If you could find any freon-breathing fish, that is...

    You might also want them to be non-excreting.

    Someone with true Kung-Fu would build a computer out of the fish.

  20. Here's a radical POV! on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 1
    Let's stop blaming the user for deep flaws inherent in the system!

    Maybe all you elite wonders of networked computerdom can get together and give us a system that can't be brought to its knees by a script kiddie or other bored teenagers. Yeah? Maybe? Am I asking for the Sun & the Moon here?

    Or is it just easier to sit back, sip a Mountain Dew and badmouth people with a different skillset than yours?

    Oh, and heavily armed ED-209s have been dispatched against all those who posted car analogies.

    Hmm. A Mountain Dew sounds good right about now.

  21. I love April 1st on Mega Mags, Life Sized Magnetic Toys · · Score: 1
    There's a lot of funny stuff out there, and that;s just the tech media.

    And yet this country can't seem to produce a decent comedy moovie to save its life.

  22. Re:I had to win TWO major awards... on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 1
  23. I had to win TWO major awards... on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...before my company would give me an optical mouse.

    When the tech I developed won us a $500 million contract, they gave me a color monitor for my PC.

  24. Kitties! on Mac OS X "Tiger" Enters Final Candidate Stage · · Score: 1
    There's always the housecat breeds. There's, like, fifteen million of those.

    Mac OS XII (Abyssinian)

    Mac OS XIII (Selkirk Rex)

    Mac OS XIV (Turkish Angora)

  25. Re:Attention Apple Zealots ! on Mac OS X "Tiger" Enters Final Candidate Stage · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maybe a new, better Linux site will arise.

    Maybe a new better *Linux* will arise. :)

    Hey! I tease! Linux is great. Calm down.