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  1. Re:FTA: on CS Degrees Low in 2007 But Bouncing Back · · Score: 1

    When it's on a screen, we tend to refer to it as pr0n.

  2. Re:FTA: on CS Degrees Low in 2007 But Bouncing Back · · Score: 1

    With how important and integrated computers are in our daily life
    Just because something is useful doesn't mean it's sexy. Look in history - car mechanics, electicians, blacksmiths...

    [Pessimism mode on] Human nature being what it is, the more pervasive and ubiquitous something is the less we notice it and the more we take it for granted.
  3. Re:Wrong prespective on Telephony Fraudster Gets Lifetime Ban from Telecom Business · · Score: 1

    And not in some cushy, white-collar joint.

  4. Re:Brakes. Not breaks. on Experiment Shows Traffic 'Shock Waves' Cause Jams · · Score: 1

    People don't do it so much in the UK, but instead you're passing nicely when an Astra 1.4 diesel pulls into the passing lane 20 yards in front of you ... and goes 0.1 mph faster than the traffic in the middle lane, 'cos that's all it's got.

  5. Re:quality vs quantity on How Do You Find Programming Superstars? · · Score: 1

    And you, sir, have never experienced the difference between a contraction and a genitive pronoun.

  6. Re:News for nerds... on The Beckoning Promise of Personal Fabrication · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Duped Mar 2009

  7. Re:This is news? on Astronomers Say Dying Sun Will Engulf Earth · · Score: 1

    expand as gravitational forces lessen, and swallow the Earth some time in the next 6-7 billion years.
    I started to panic for a moment, I thought it was only 6-7 million.
  8. Re:Redistributing and creating wealth are differen on Tetris Creator Claims FOSS Destroys the Market · · Score: 1

    Making software creates wealth.
    Not if it's shite. The labour would have generated greater utilty digging ditches or wiping disabled people's bottoms.
  9. Re:News Flash: bitter ex communist hates communism on Tetris Creator Claims FOSS Destroys the Market · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Income is wealth
    Only if electrical current is charge. Wealth is measured in dollars or pounds, income in dollars or pounds per time period.
  10. Re:bringing down companies that create wealth on Tetris Creator Claims FOSS Destroys the Market · · Score: 1

    Er, actually he's 100% right. I know, because some bloke down the pub said so.

  11. Re:Isn't it as easy as on Taliban Demands Downtime on Afghanistan Cellphone Networks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too cheap to buy a round like everyone else.

  12. Re:Or not.. on Fish Can Count to Four · · Score: 1

    Either way, it can tell the difference between a small number of fish and a larger number of fish. Can your dog do that?
    I doubt it, my dog isn't interested in fish at all.
  13. Re:Wow on UK Commissioner Seeks To Ban Ultrasonic Anti-Teen Device · · Score: 1

    I've seen a lot more of kids since I gave up driving a car and started riding a bike.
    Is that a bag of sweets in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
  14. Re:Liquid Carbon? on Hydrogen-Powered cars with Zero-Carbon-Emission? · · Score: 1

    It's not really difficult, your local pub has gas bottles with a lot of the stuff at the bottom of them.
    True, but the pub's only taking the gas out - which is a rather simple matter; getting it in there requires a thing known in the trade as "a whacking great big chemical plant".
  15. Re:Liquid Carbon? on Hydrogen-Powered cars with Zero-Carbon-Emission? · · Score: 1

    The product is Sodium Bicarbonate, the main ingredient in baking powder.
    Fixed that for you.
  16. Re:Invade! on Titan's Organics Surpass Oil Reserves on Earth · · Score: 1

    I hear Halliburton has already won the tender.
    It was put out to tender? Well who says things aren't improving!
  17. Re:Paul McCartney ... on EU Commissioner Proposes 95 year Copyright · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Paul's lawyer says she hasn't got a leg to stand on.

  18. Re:The stupid. It burns. on EU Commissioner Proposes 95 year Copyright · · Score: 1

    He has previous form in attempting to impose US-style software patents in the EU.
    Is that the one they tried to sneak in on the 437th page of a bill about fishing?
  19. Re:Timeline on Animated Film Set To Kick Off Star Wars TV Show · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that there were always 2 and only 2 Sith at any given time.The Sith student kills the Master, becomes the Master, and takes on a student. Am I way off base here?
    Not even close. Think about the delay in placing the advert, time spent sifting the resumés and then the interviews, oh Lord, the intwerviews! What if the successful canditate has to give a month's notice or has a holiday booked?
  20. Re:Then again on Australia's Geekiest Man · · Score: 1

    As long as the person handling them is trained in their use and takes the proper precausions there is minimal chance of an accident.
    If that person's trying to shoot you, it wouldn't be an accident.
  21. Re:1934 form letter on How Spam Was Done 70 Years Ago · · Score: 5, Funny

    While I found your post to be most mirthful you have regrettably caused some of my finest porter, that I happened to be imbibing while perusing this emporium, to spill upon my stenographical apparatus.

    To whom, sir, should I direct the invoice?

  22. Re:Oblig Quotes on Animated Film Set To Kick Off Star Wars TV Show · · Score: 1

    and finally "It's a Trap!"
    That's what I was thinking. It rhymes with it, anyway.
  23. Re: Those who join will become killers. on Air Force Seeking Geeks For 'Cyber Command' · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if the Mongols come around burning your people's villages and raping their donkeys, you shouldn't take up arms against it?
    Well that would make you just as bad as them, wouldn't it - after all, two wrongs don't make a right.

    I'm sure they'd listen to reason and realise what jolly bad chaps they are, if you presented your argument in the right way. It's not like they're barbarians or anything, their culture is just as valuable as yours and who are you to judge?

  24. Re:ew on See-Through Fish Help Cancer Research · · Score: 1

    At least you'd have some advanced warning!

  25. Re:Is that a typo in the subject? on Canadians Wary of 'Enhanced Drivers Licenses' · · Score: 1

    Give me the location of the nuclear wessels!
    No you're ferret!