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  1. Re:A dream come true? on Uncle Sam Spoils Dream Trip To Space · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The state doesn't help me earn my paycheck
    They don't? I guess you built the road you drive on yourself, personally arrested any criminals who might have accosted you during the journey, and convinced everyone to respect private property so your company could exist in the first place.
  2. You must be new here on Who Killed the Webmaster? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The third element is ... and the fourth is PROFIT!!!!!

  3. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you? on BBC To Host Multi-OS Debate · · Score: 1
    If these people really want to share their GNAA views they should start their own website and post them there.
    If you really want to share your views about silencing the GNAA* you should start your own website and post them there.

    * s/GNAA/anyone else you disagree with or don't like/. I'm sure there's plenty to choose from.
  4. Re:still on Why the iPhone Keynote Was A Mistake · · Score: 1
    Poor Apple. Can't have it both ways, and gets criticized no matter whether they announce ahead of time or on the day something ships.
    I agree. It's logically impossible that sometimes one thing is the correct course of action and other times it's another. It therefore follows that it's statistically impossible that a monkey would get it right more often that Steve Jobs does.
  5. Re:Because software features aren't accounted for. on Apple Charges For 802.11n, Blames Accounting Law · · Score: 1
    If Apple had listed the machine as "802.11n-capable," the law would have required Apple to deliver 802.11n functionality at the time of sale.
    That sounds like a truth in advertising/trade description issue, not an accounting one. And even then, it would depend on the wording.

    If Apple handed out the patch for free now, you'd have customers getting what the law considers to be a material change in the product at no cost, which comes reasonably close to what the law calls "selling unfinished products."
    But what they shipped, and charged for, and recognised the revenue for was a finished product. It was finished in that it met the specified (lower, 801.11g) standard. The fact that a higher standard exists is irrelevant.

    Either Apple delivers 802.11n at the time of sale, or it charges for an upgrade later. Those are its only options.
    There's no law against freebies. Apple are using SOX as an excuse. How is this different to those cards sandwich shops have, where they stamp it each time and after ten you get one free?
  6. Re:Like Region Coding, Then on DRM — It's Not Really About Piracy · · Score: 1

    We used to dream of having an uncontrolled yorkshireman moment.

  7. Re:Power to the artists??? on DRM — It's Not Really About Piracy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Some of the best pieces of art are composites of other pieces of art (Shakespeare being the classic example).
    You clearly haven't seen his work in the original Klingon.
  8. Re:Killed?? on Woman Killed In Wii-Related Competition · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe not. On the other hand, common sense says if you drink a lot of water and don't go to the potty, it starts to hurt after a while; and when something hurts that's usually your body dropping a hint that you're doing something bad to it.

    On the third hand, common sense isn't all that common.

  9. Re:More rows in excel on Why "Upgrade" To Office 2007 · · Score: 1

    Those are basically all reasons why the old versions sucked. Buy our new product! 37% less crappy than the last one!

  10. Re:Uh... on 3D Printers To Build Houses · · Score: 4, Funny

    I asked them for an estimate to build this, I'm still waiting for them to get back to me.

  11. Re:May I be the first to say... on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 2, Funny

    These puns are getting out of hand, best turnip it in the bud right now.

  12. Re:Oi! Wanker! on YouTube Blocked in Brazil · · Score: 1

    Well if it's on wikipedia, it must be true! That's assuming that a bunch of fratboys coun't possibly have got it mixed up with "whanger/wanger" in the fist place...

  13. Re:Funny, but lame on How Can We Convert the US to the Metric System? · · Score: 1
    and I use metrics every day at work
    What's your job, building legos?
  14. Re:Funny, but lame on How Can We Convert the US to the Metric System? · · Score: 1
    figure out what that "Quarter Pounder" hamburger weighs
    It's one royale, isn't it?
  15. Re:Metric Imperialism - Globalisation the goal? on How Can We Convert the US to the Metric System? · · Score: 1

    But all your cars are made in Japan or Germany anyway.

  16. Re:Seems like a make-work project... on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 1
    Rabbits, sheep and cows live off plants that humans can't eat anyway, so it makes more sense to eat beef than grass.
    While it's true (in the UK at least) that sheep are raised on land that would be marginal at best for other uses, cows are frequently fed on corn, that people could eat. What's more lots of cattle grazing ground could be used to grow human edible crops.
  17. Re:May I be the first to say... on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 5, Funny
    My ancestors were German farmers in Russia.
    These days there's a premium for lean meat, so farming Germans isn't profitable any more.
  18. Re:What's stopping you? on How Can We Convert the US to the Metric System? · · Score: 1

    Dunno, but I wish I lived there. Where I'm from, it's only one and a quarter. What a ripoff!

  19. Re:Did you miss a decade? on EU Commission Study Finds OSS Saves Money · · Score: 1

    So out of the seven items of software you originally mentioned, you can maybe justify the need for two of them. Almost.

  20. Re:My concept for a new Trek series or film. on Shatner Leaks Trek XI Details · · Score: 3, Funny
    Then why the hell are virtually everyone on Federation starships human? And the few token non-humans are clearly the more human looking. There are no six tentacled creatures serving on Federation starships... there are no non-physical energy beings.
    It would make sense to have similar creatures together, as you'd need a compatible atmosphere that they could all breathe. Then there's the toilets, oh so many different kinds of toilet.
  21. I would! on Is DRM Intrinsically Distasteful? · · Score: 1

    I'd be happy to, if I had any money left over from buying a perpetual motion machine.

  22. Re:Correlation... causation on Does Income Inequality Matter? · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't it be more efficient just to provide the capital investments directly from the Government Treasury
    Yes, as the Soviet Union proves.
  23. Re:Service Jobs on Study Claims Offshoring Doesn't Cost US Jobs · · Score: 1
    They may provide a service, but in the context of my original comment they are not.
    What's that supposed to mean? Your failure to express yourself accurately isn't sufficient grounds to lobby for a change in the meaning of a word.
  24. Re:Be kind rewind.... on Do You Tell a Job Candidate How Badly They Did? · · Score: 1
    What you originally wrote, and what xappax responded to (X)
    Regardless, if you are qualified to be accepted into college, you are probably already making more than minimum wage.
    What you just wrote (Y)
    Who said anything about it being a qualification?
    [ You did, see above. ]
    If you are resourceful enough to get into college (which is just as much about playing the game, as it is about knowing stuff), you are resourceful enough to find a job that pays more than the legal minimum.
    X != Y
  25. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... on Do You Tell a Job Candidate How Badly They Did? · · Score: 1

    For example, it's commonly left up to the viewer to decide when (and if) to laugh. How quaint!