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Do You Tell a Job Candidate How Badly They Did?

skelter asks: "I have been lamenting with friends in the industry about interviewing woes and the candidates that we find. Consider a hypothetical job candidate comes in after some how making it through screening. In the team technical interview they prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only is he (or she) not as adequate as he thinks he is, but has demonstrated that he is a danger to any code base. Do you tell them? Quietly step away, usher them out and say nothing? Play with them on the whiteboard the way your cat plays with injured mice? Should you leave them as their own warning to others? Is there any obligation to guide them to gaining real experience? Can you give them any advice or is it all liability?"

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  1. Depends how much of a dick you are... by celardore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I say this for two reasons. There's a genuinely nice kind of feedback, no feedback, and a vicious kind too. If I interviewed someone and they weren't up to scratch for whatever reason, I could say that they're not up to scratch for what I want and I don't need to give a reason. I could be more specific, but only when it suits me, the employer. They haven't got the experience I need, I could tell them that. Not suited to the job? I could tell them that too. I can be as vague as I want, it's my choice. Maybe their asking salary is too high. These are all reasons I could genuinely give to a candidate when rejecting them. Would I be specific if they were a threat to my codebase? No. And if I was a complete dick, I'd just reject applications with no feedback whatsoever, not even a rejection letter. They're applying to me, I don't owe them anything, right?

    Most of my job applications in the past have never got a response. It's a lot easier if you don't want to employ / deal with someone to simply ignore them after the failed interview etc. There's no obligation to respond to every application you get with helpful tips for next time. If you get as far as interview, it's nice to know why you didn't succeed but you shouldn't expect it.

    As for playing with them like your cat plays with injured mice, I don't want to even apply for your company. What the hell? If you're asking about liability, that might be a sticking point. Or, more seriously, how do you think telling an applicant the reason for not getting the job would make you liable? Unless you don't employ people who are black, disabled, female and so on as a matter of course. If you told someone they were the best damn whatever you ever saw, and afterwards they didn't get a job as a whatever, maybe - just maybe you could be liable. It would be very, very weak though.

    As a company, you don't owe anyone an explanation, at all in most countries. So long as you're doing things in accordance with law anyway.

    1. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by inKubus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm sorry, we don't hire gay-female-Eskimo-single-parents at Acme Corporation.

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    2. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does this suit fit?

    3. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by dangitman · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're gay-female-Inuit-single-parents, you insensitive clod!

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    4. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by oggiejnr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      We QI Educated Brits know that Eskimos and Inuits are NOT the same thing. Inuits are a strict subset of Eskimos

    5. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by alienmole · · Score: 4, Funny
      As for playing with them like your cat plays with injured mice, I don't want to even apply for your company. What the hell?
      Perhaps it's just my dry, ex-British-colony derived sense of humo(u)r, but I rather think that was an attempt at levity by the submitter, what?
    6. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by kabz · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Call security!! And yes, i have interviewed at least one candidate (who lied and kept lying) who made me want to shout this across to my colleagues.

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    7. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by timmarhy · · Score: 0, Informative

      right the same way america is sucking the life out of the whole world. i'm not even british and i can see your just as much of a cluless dick as the previous guy.

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    8. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by frieza79 · · Score: 3, Funny

      When you say "eskimo", you're just as clueful as any stupid redneck who says "nigger". And you deserve as well to be beaten-up.
      So you are saying Eskimo Pie is like a nigger pie?
      Me:"Mmm, Eskimo Pie!!"
      Native Alaskan-American: "Lets get him!!!"
    9. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by fluffy99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit, and http://www.native-languages.org/iaq23.htm

      Eskimos, or Esquimaux, are terms used to refer to people who inhabit the circumpolar region, excluding Scandinavia and most of Russia, but including the easternmost portions of Siberia. There are two main groups of Eskimos: the Inuit in northern Alaska, Canada and Greenland, and the Yupik of western Alaska and the Russian Far East.

      The term Eskimo can include the Alutiiq, Inupiat, Sug'piak, and Yup'ik Eskimo populations of Alaska, and the Yupik population of Eastern Russia. The speakers of the Yupik languages self-identify as Eskimo [1], but the majority of the Native population in the Canadian Arctic and Greenland prefer to be called "Inuit", or to a smaller extent Inuvialuit, and most find the term Eskimo highly offensive.

      The original poster was right as the Inuit are indeed a subset of Eskimos. You are also correct in that Inuit dislike the more generic term of Eskimos. So it's more like africans disliking being called blacks.
    10. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the impression the parent poster wouldn't take a leak on Mother Theresa if she were on fire. What a fine example of humanity.

    11. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, lesbian left-handed albino midget eskimos are an invaluable commodity no matter how you look at it.

      (sorry, couldn't resist the sour jane reference...)

    12. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Opie812 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please note, that when calling somebody a "clueless dick" do not - I repeat - do not use the incorrect version of your/you're.

      (you're welcome)

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    13. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Companies need to be better at telling someone what they're doing wrong or what they need. It took me nearly 18months to find work after getting out of college. I was pretty close to suicide at one point. The always optimistic, never tell you anything bad attitude of the human resources people was probably the worst thing. Negative feedback is far more valuable, and is actually far more comforting than a HR person continually telling you that things are in process, that there are more candidates to consider, then getting a letter dated from a week earlier telling you that the position has been filled.

      When companies did tell me what I was lacking, it was always work experience, never education. I was really left wondering how on earth I would ever obtain experience as none of them were willing even to give me an entry level position. Of course, part of that is that an entry level position today is not what an entry level position was a decade ago. The real entry level positions have been farmed out to Asia, and the ones left tend to require 5 years of experience or more because of the glut of people with 20years who are unemployed. I really lucked out, I happened to be at my class reunion when an old teacher of mine happened to wander in, asked me how school had gone, and what I was doing now, and then told me that he was now the CEO of a little software company and that he could use my help.

    14. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And if I was a complete dick, I'd just reject applications with no feedback whatsoever, not even a rejection letter. They're applying to me, I don't owe them anything, right?

      Sure, but a little courtesy does no harm. If they have given up some of their valuable time to respond to your invitation to interview, the least you can do is send them a brief letter saying sorry but we're not going to offer you the job. You don't have to give reasons (and indeed your lawyers may ask you not to) but you don't have to leave a candidate wondering, either.

      I submit this personal anecdote, for whatever it's worth. Last time I was applying for a job, I only interviewed at two places. For one, I'd applied speculatively six months earlier and been turned down politely; I now work there, and have since discovered that there genuinely wasn't a vacancy at my level before. In the other case, after spending much of a day visiting the company and talking to their staff, I was not sent so much as a courtesy "Thanks but no thanks" letter. As it happens, I wouldn't have taken the job anyway; I obviously wasn't going to like their corporate culture for various reasons. However, I know that at least two other people haven't even bothered applying since then because I mentioned my experience to them, and those two people might well have got on there if they'd been offered the job. In other words, it's a small world, and being an ass with one interview candidate may cost you another you'd have liked to recruit.

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    15. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by galimore · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interviewer: "You're not very technical are you?"

      Interviewee: "Oh, yeah, well... I read slashdot religously."

      So naturally the correct way to inform them is as an anonymous coward... No company liability. ;)

    16. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1
      Well, crap! What about the laplanders, then? I always thought they were, like, Eskimos with reindeer, or something. Ok, forgive my ignorance.

      So it's more like africans disliking being called blacks.

      That doesn't seem very useful. Are you referring to Africans as in residents of the continent, or those black Americans (or British, or French, or whatever) that prefer to be called African (or African-American, etc.)? But, wait - you wouldn't arbitrarily refer to all Africans (from the continent) blacks because, well, not all of them are. Argh! I did it. Sorry.

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    17. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by nizcolas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Right now I'm living in Ambler, AK. (check it on google maps if you'd like) The people here speak inupaq, and refer to themselves as eskimos.

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    18. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Aw. come on mods! Technically that's a flamebait post, not a troll. Besides, it was pretty fucking funny!

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    19. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      And furthermore,

      >> They're applying to me, I don't owe them anything, right?

      Wrong. Often as not, you applied to them, through your representative the recruiter. That recruiter may not appreciate it when word gets around that he/she/you waste people's valuable time.

    20. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      So it's more like africans disliking being called blacks.

      I thought that was due to being confused with American blacks. Of course, one of the guys at my work is African, but he's also blonde and blue-eyed, so I don't think I'll be calling him black.

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    21. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here's a piece of advice that fits any situation in life.

      Never burn your bridges.

      First, if the candidate doesn't fit what you need right now, that doesn't mean things won't be different in a couple of years.

      Second, you'll never know if the tables will be turned. Let's say he/she becomes the senior software engineer at some company. Your company goes all Chapter 11, and you're suddenly out of a job. This person is working with HR to do the hiring. Depending on how you treated him/her that may affect their decision (if they remember you).

      Third, you don't want to be the reason why your company gets a bad reputation. Stuff gets around, fast. Let's say you interview a student fresh out of college. You give them a really hard time during their interview. They go back, have lunch with their adviser/head of the department), and tell them what happened. The adviser stops encouraging students to apply there. He/she then also tells his/her buddies at other schools. Suddenly, you're finding that entry level programmers just don't even want to bother with your company. Now, it's not going to be like a widespread pandemic, but you still don't want to give your company a bad name because you have little to no control over your personal feelings.

      Finally, if the candidate just didn't work out, oh well. At least you took the high road.

    22. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by fbjon · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're sami.

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    23. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by MonkeyOfRage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I get the impression the parent poster wouldn't take a leak on Mother Theresa if she were on fire.

      You have to be careful. What if it's a grease fire?

    24. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by nmx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I happened to be at my class reunion when an old teacher of mine happened to wander in, asked me how school had gone, and what I was doing now, and then told me that he was now the CEO of a little software company and that he could use my help.

      And thus you learned what they didn't teach you in college - it's not what you know, it's who you know. I got my first entry-level position the same way; I knew the CEO because I had interned for his previous company while I was in school. Making contacts is everything.

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    25. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by bakana · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with how much of a dick you are. All to do with if you want to take the time to possibly help someone who obviously needs a job understand how they can become better candidates. To me, the worst case scenario is when I don't get any constructive feedback. If I get something I can work on, like you interpersonal skills are not at the level we are looking for at the moment. That is something I can work with. You lack the experience we need for this position at least lets me know something. Saying nothing is the worst thing you can do. Now, I understand that people in this world are crazy and giving someone constructive feedback can be a touchy situation. However, the possibility of having a candidate come back a different time after working on all their faults and actually being a good candidate should outweigh the risks. Companies waste so much money on employee recruitment, why wouldn't they want to develop potential talent and spend less money. Now as far as a candidate that might be a threat to you code base you'll be doing that person a favor by letting him know he needs to either sharpen his skills or make a career change. He'll save his time, gas, and energy on a hopeless interview.

    26. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by kninja · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The laplanders self identify as sami. Their language is on the same tree as Finnish, Estonian and Hungarian. They live in northern Norway, Sweden, Finland and Russia.

    27. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Giometrix · · Score: 1

      The IT world (or at least developers, don't know about the other guys) is indeed a small world (and in the US it seems to be getting smaller). The guy you reject may one day be your boss, or a client, or a guy that you may want to hire another day.

      Take the few minutes and send a letter. People do hold grudges, and it can bite you or your company in the ass one day. Besides, even if it doesn't, its the right thing to do.

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    28. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by sodul · · Score: 1

      Let me disagree about the entry level positions. I've been recruiting in my company and it's extremely difficult to find someone with the experience we are looking for )Release Engineer: skilled and technical, not a button pusher), and we are very willing to hire new grads with no experience whatsoever.

      You must have noticed the job fairs, where the companies are sending recruiters. Believe me it cost the companies some money to send people at a job fair, and they genuinely want to recruit, it's not just for advertising.

      For the last 2 years I've seen a few candidates and only 2 of them were good: 1 with a quite some experience and the other one was still at school. Both of them very bright and while the junior had no experience I told my manager to hire them both. I personally don't care much if you have 15 years or no experience, I want to work with smart people, that I will be happy to talk with every day.

      I've been looking for a new job recently and was contacted by Apple for 3 positions for "New Grad to 2 years of experience" I declined telling them I wanted a Senior position, and while they had better matching openings (that I suggested them) they never called me back. So in that case having experience was a problem.

      I've also seen what I consider bad resumes and very under-qualified people (wondering if the recruiter actually read the resume before scheduling the interview). Some examples:
        - 5 pages long resume
        - "Have attended meetings at previous employer"
        - list all the softwares you know like "Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows XP Pro" (I kid you not, the exhaustive list was on a resume)

      One candidate once told me when I asked why he was leaving his employer less than a month after he started "because my manager told me I should be looking" ... should I have told him, that he will look for a long time ?

      I agree with you about the companies not telling you quickly that you are not good enough: Apple told me 2-3 months after the interview that they would not hire me, and Firefox never told me anything after I interviewed with them (I did not like their view of what a Release Engineer is supposed to be doing anyway).

      A good advice for the youngsters who have a hard time getting an interview: go open source. It will show that you went to Computer Science because you liked it not because you've been told it was where the $$$ are (I had MANY classmates like that). I know I have landed interviews, and have impressed the interviewers because of my side projects.

    29. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


          So, what's wrong with eating raw meat? I always order my steak bloody, preferably still moving.

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    30. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      Right now I'm living in Ambler, AK. (check it on google maps if you'd like) The people here speak inupaq, and refer to themselves as eskimos.

      I grew up in Barrow, I'm pretty sure you mean "inupiaq", but I'm guessing you just accidentally dropped the i.

    31. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by dhalgren · · Score: 2, Funny

      Grease? What if it's *electrical*?

      Torben

    32. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by ksheer · · Score: 1

      I have conducted interviews and had certain people who were "really" * 2 not up to the level. the reasons were several. either, as stated, they were danger to the code base or sometimes their attitude would suck so much that they'd be a danger to the integrity of the team. Frankly speaking I didnt have the heart to tell them how bad they were! But reflecting on those individuals, I wish that i should have given them that critical inputs. It would've done them some good. But I cant be so blunt, and being blunt would have been the only way they would understand their situations. And as a candidate, I'd love to have feedback on me. I think that since they (employers) have nothing to loose they can be as blunt as possible. That would give me a good idea about things and leave me with so much data that it'll help me improve myself. That is something that i really miss. Often after attending certain written screening tests, the ones before the person-to-person interviews, i've asked the officials to tell me what my score was & how bad did i do? But it just isn't policy

    33. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by louisadkins · · Score: 1

      Heh. I am reminded of more than one temp/contract agency that, upon review of my resume, insisted that I add the most exhaustive list of software known that I could come up with. (Notepad was on this list, even) Of course, at least one of them also encouraged me to denote 15-20 years typing experience since I had been pecking at a keyboard in the single digits..

    34. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could always give them feedback because, well, ya know, it would be a nice thing to do? You shouldn't go through life doing what you *have* to do, sometimes it's good to do things because it's *nice* for someone else.

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    35. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by umghhh · · Score: 1
      the majority or large portion of jobs and successfull business contacts are done this way. If you take sombody that you knew before, then you more or less know what to expect (or so you think) that is why it is so. In buinsess it is even more important than in sorting out good job applications.

      It helps of course if you know something and/or people that give opinions about you think that you know something.

      I also noticed that actual pay has little to do with value of a contractor but a lot with his/her negotiation skills. Knowing how much a company is willing to pay is also bonus and how do you get this info - you need to know sombody within. It is not always obvious and direct connections you have, that can help.

      Knowledge and skills are essential but so are contacts (social skills then) and how you can sell yourself. These are all building blocks on which a professional career is built.

    36. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dear Mr/s Galimore

      RE: Application post z6334-1207 - Galactic Emperor

      Thank you for your interest in this position. We are sorry to inform you that you have been unsuccessful in your application. It was felt that your previous experience as the Assistant Clerk for Staples and Miscellaneous Objects for the General Services Department of Polk County, Iowa, fell short of the standard required for this position. We suggest you may wish to apply for the vacant Senatorial position on Naboo.

      Yours sincerely,

      Valorum, Chancellor of the Republic

    37. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by DCFC · · Score: 1

      I'm a headhunter, and it's not always easy to give feedback.
      We do high end programming jobs for banks, and screen candidates before they go in.
      Some are under the deluded impression that if they argue forcefully that they can undo a poor assessment of their suitablity. A common position is "I can learn that", which may or may not be true. I tend to suggest the book they can read, but I'm still not sending them in. It can get very tiresome to politely say "but you didn't know about iterators", and be loudly told that this doesn't matter, especially if the candidate perceives that if he keeps this up long enough we'll give in.
      We don't insist on Jeeves like smoothness from candidates, but some are simply inappropriate for any job in a bank to a degree that it's a mystery how they got hired for their current role, but not why they are leaving. People who say "that's a stupid question", or give the impression that their current boss is a flaky criminal mastermind don't score points here.
      Also there is the threat of being sued. Our equal opportunity policy is basically that we do this for the money, and don't give a toss about their skin colour, sex age, or which side they fought on in the Gulf War. But some people are just not good enough, or more ambiguously not "right". Sometimes that is stuff that's hard to specifically form "he has no experience of X", especially since you usually don't meet them unless they have such terms on their CV
      I've been counselled not to use terms that imply a preference for a given age, and work in an field that is 97% male, so it's natural, but dangerous for me to use terms that imply I only want men. Most managers can't do this with the reliability of someone who does this every day, and so risk getting sued, so often HR departments mandate that they don't say anything, and especially not in an email.
      Also feedback from clients is a sensitive issue. We occasionally get quite robust feedback about the failings of a given candidate, and we're certainly not going to get a client into legal shit. Occasionally the hiring manager will evaluate a candidate entirely unfairly and incorrectly. As it happens I'm a bit of a techie myself, and so it's a bit of a challenge to put a good face on bizarre and useless interview questions, and yes that includes the cases where the interviewer's "correct answer" was wrong.
      We do better feedback than other pimps, but honestly, none of us make it all the way to good. So ultimately, you're not going to get quality feedback. What you need to do is find some friend who's done some hiring, buy him a beer or dinner and get him to check you out.

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    38. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you can have a colonizer and a colonizee. They're the same person. Or, by colonizee, are you trying to refer to whatever indigenous people might have existed first?

    39. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the contrary: It's not who you know, it's who knows you.

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    40. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by mikearthur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty much all my relevant work experience has been voluntary. This seems to be the problem with many people, they don't do anything course-related outside of class and don't ever volunteer or show any personal interest in their course other than passing exams.

      You can never expect, unless you are really lucky or really academic, to get much or any relevant work experience, especially in IT, unless you are willing to do some for very little or for nothing. People don't ask nor care how much you got paid on your work experience, and places will be far more likely to take you for free or very little.

    41. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course if you're a real dick ... sorry, "business savvy", then you'll let them down gently and suggest they try applying to company X, where X is one of your competitors.

    42. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by dcam · · Score: 1

      Contacts and hair dye? /joke

      A funny story I hard from someone else. An Australian born Japanese man married an Autralian woman. He spoke no japanese but had japanes parents. She spoke Japanese but was very caucasian. They went to Japan and had the disturbing experience that everyone spoke to him first, but of course he couldn't understand a word...

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    43. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by duncanator · · Score: 1

      same here. I had no experience after university and I met some guy at a party after jobsearching for a few months. He hired me when I told him that my favourite OS was freebsd. (not true anymore, it's Ubuntu Linux now, but hey).

    44. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      You get a letter? Some companies don't even bother with that...

    45. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Actually i used to work as a chef in a french resturant where i served and ate raw steak every day. I never got sick once working at that job. The key to raw meat is that it is GENERALLY safe on its own but when left out it gets really bad really fast. Same with eggs. The key here is to NEVER eat chicken less than cooked. If you want ot try undercooked poultry (which i recommend) try duck. Duck does not have salmonella so it can be served rare to medium. I recommend more tender ducks to be served rare to medium rare where as more chewy and stringer duck (which will usually have more flavor) be served closer to medium well.

      So back to steak, the best way to eat steak is sliced up carefully in small (1 millimeter) cubes. Tartare is one of the best things i have ever eaten but msot places do it all wrong. Many places grind the meat like hamburger but it really needs to be sliced to maintain the texture. Mix with capers, lemon juice (fresh), olive oil, mustard, onions, and parsley and it is one of the best flavors you can ever imagine.

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    46. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by eneville · · Score: 2, Funny

      As for playing with them like your cat plays with injured mice, I don't want to even apply for your company. What the hell?
      Perhaps it's just my dry, ex-British-colony derived sense of humo(u)r, but I rather think that was an attempt at levity by the submitter, what? yes this is british humour. the russians are also known for dark humour, and vodka, of course.
    47. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      "Eskimo" means "raw meat eater", does it? So that makes it a bad name? "Inuit" just means "people", which is nonsensical in its lack of specificity. Of the two, I'd say the former is much superior, if you insist on going by etymology.

      In reality, however, the etymology of "Eskimo" is unknown, so you are spluttering indignant nonsense.

      In English, "Eskimo" is quite simply the ordinary, neutral and innocuous term for those natives of the frozen North. Along with "Yup'ik", "Eskimo" is the preferred self-descriptor for the Western Eskimos. Eastern Eskimos are free to prefer the term "Inuit".

      You should also note that the previous commentator was not saying that Brits are more educated in general (your misunderstanding of this point is clearly the basis for your violently xenophobic outburst). Instead, he was making a point about people who watch the TV programme QI (sadly viewable only in the UK as far as I am aware), which you might have realised if you had read his post properly.

    48. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black humor and irony are different things.

    49. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by celardore · · Score: 1

      I get the impression the parent poster wouldn't take a leak on Mother Theresa if she were on fire. What a fine example of humanity.


      She's been dead a while now. It wouldn't matter if I did or didn't.
    50. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be a good chef to cut steak in 1 millimeter cubes!!!

    51. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      True. Before I started studying CS I applied for three apprenticeships at a local data warehouse company (application developer, sysadmin, network admin) as all three jobs interested me and I'd take any. The company is a Unix/Windows shop with most of the number crunching done by Unix boxen. During the interview I was told that I was actually the only applicant that has ever worked with a unixoid operating system, which leads to the assumption that I was likely to get the apprenticeship.

      I got turned down. It turned out that someone who knew someone within the company needed an apprenticeship for a relative.

      Qualification is nice but utterly irrelevant when someone with connections enters the competition.

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    52. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by neimon · · Score: 1

      Good points, but I take exception to the "there's no obligation." There is, in that it is polite and the right thing to do. It used to be SOP to do so. Now, people don't give a fuck about each other, and just want to reduce expenses.

      Courtesy doesn't cost that much, really. Automation can chunk out responses, yah know? Even if it's cold and automated, it's a confirmation that they got your resume, and they didn't want you.

      Better than not knowing if you should take this crappy job because you haven't heard from this good job. Pity is cheap.

    53. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by jwocky · · Score: 1

      When I was interviewing for jobs a few years back I got some invaluable pointers for my resume from interviewers. Sure some of them suggested I learn things that would only be beneficial if I applied for them same position again, but I feel all of them had the best intentions. And I still follow some of their advice.

    54. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      "Eskimo" means "raw meat eater", does it? So that makes it a bad name? "Inuit" just means "people", which is nonsensical in its lack of specificity. Of the two, I'd say the former is much superior, if you insist on going by etymology.
      So does "innu".

      You don't live near inuit, so you didn't learn early that you don't call them "eskimos", just like when you live near blacks (do you?), you learn early not to call them "niggers".

    55. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Eskimo, please!

    56. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by 1310nm · · Score: 1

      The Slashdot community would like to submit to you our deepest apologies for accidentally disparaging the Inuit community, as our Amurkan textbooks from grade-school and on refer to Eskimos as, well, Eskimos. Also, fuck off.

    57. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      Mother Theresa was a hateful thief and a masochist/sadist who demanded nothing but sorrow and pain in the lives of the nuns at her convents.

    58. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by vettenyy · · Score: 1

      Seconded.

      My first job at 16 was as a Quality Assurance analyst for a small software company. I got that one because my neighbor worked there. 6 years later, with a CIS degree in hand and plenty of experience to back it up I'm now gainfully enployed by a large financial company of over 45,000 employees working in software development.

      Apparently I owe him a "thank you"

    59. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      I got my first job in the computer industry after dropping out of school and being unemployed for 18 months. I ran into an old college drinking buddy at 3:00 AM at a funky all night grocery store. He was drunk out of his mind, felt nostalgic about our old hanging around days at school, and hired me to be a computer operator on the spot...it's worked out great from there...who I used to drink with was far more important than any of my coursework in school...

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    60. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Samarian+Hillbilly · · Score: 1

      Thoughtful reply. You're right you owe them nothing but common human decency. As for myself I try to tactfully give them suggestions that will help them in their career, not in their next interview, I am after all, looking for a coder not an expert interviewee.

    61. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by alienw · · Score: 1

      Uh, dude, that is why there are things in college called internships and co-op programs. Bitch about Asia all you want, but reality is that 80% people out of college have no usable skills. Lack of technical skills combined with a lack of work experience (even at a McDonalds) will guarantee that no company will give you a job. The ways to look good to an employer? Have a >3.5 GPA. Work tech support for the IT department at your university. Join a few student organizations. Find an internship or co-op. Work on free software in your spare time. Do research with a professor or two. Don't just show up to class and get Bs. That will fuck you out of a job faster than anything else.

    62. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. It also helps to spell "clueless" correctly...

    63. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1
      People don't ask nor care how much you got paid on your work experience, and places will be far more likely to take you for free or very little.

      They do if its your most recent job. If they know what you previously made is often the starting point for your salary negotiation. Voluntary work is a good way to start a career, but you might have to pay bills some day.

    64. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The British have humo(u)r? Are you sure?

    65. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by quadelirus · · Score: 1

      "speakers of the Yupik languages self-identify as Eskimo"

      Seems like it isn't that insulting.

      For more information:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

    66. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by WebfishUK · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. It's not what you know. It isn't even who you know. It is in fact what you know about who you know that really matters. :)

      --
      -- "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!"
    67. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by mutterc · · Score: 1

      if I was a complete dick, I'd just reject applications with no feedback whatsoever, not even a rejection letter

      This is what typically happens to me... maybe it's me, maybe it's the standard.

      Generally I either apply and never hear from them again, or get some followup questions then never hear from them again, or (infrequently) interview then never hear from them again.

    68. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by wodeh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the african american people around here speak in ebonics and refer to each other as 'niggas', what's your point?

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    69. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by mknewman · · Score: 1

      Personally I was lucky and got some work grading and working in the lab at school before I graduated, so experience was never an issue. For many people internships work out well, allowing you to work without pay and get some experience. I have seen many older people that obviously have work experience but none in the industry take internships during college to get their foot in the door.

    70. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "(We know: we've had to deal with limey cluelessness for a quarter millenium here in Québec)"

      I don't know what's funnier: a Quebecois giving us this rant in English, or a Canadian using the term "limey."

      You little Canadians are so adorable!

    71. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      after spending much of a day visiting the company and talking to their staff, I was not sent so much as a courtesy "Thanks but no thanks" letter Was this out Portland way, by chance? I was unemployed for half of the two years I lived out there (2002-3), *lots* of competition for the rare development positions that turned up. With one company, I went through a phone interview, an on-site interview with the project leader, then another on-site, half day "tag-team" interview with management. After that, not only did they not send me a flush letter, but when I called after a couple of weeks just to verify that they weren't interested, the head of HR told me "Gee, I'm not sure what their decision was. Let me run down the hall and check." Then she puts me on hold, and ten minutes later hangs up without a word.

      That was really the only bad one, though. Most places, if I got a phone interview, I got the job (short-term consulting gigs). The vast majority of places I applied to, though, just never responded. Which I understood, once I spoke with a recruiter who told me she had received over 300 applications for a position she had advertised, and they were still coming in over a week later.
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      Just junk food for thought...
    72. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      in life, you start at the bottom. the secret is to start at, and kiss the right bottom!

    73. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Requiem · · Score: 1

      This couldn't be more true. It took me months of searching here in Winnipeg to find a job. I didn't know anyone, you see - I moved here to be reunited with my girlfriend. Sent out a ton of resumes, heard nothing, which I assume came from the fact that I had little experience, only my undergrad and master's degrees in CS with a bit of summer work experience during both. I eventually got a great job at a great company, but I was worried for a while, and had to work as a telemarketer and deli clerk to make ends meet for the first little bit. ("Hi! My name is ..., with UMA in Las Vegas, Nevada. I'm calling to inform you...")

      Contrast this with the fact that once I defended my M.Sc. thesis back in Saskatchewan, I had a couple of people who knew my supervisor, and had met me before, e-mail me. They asked if I'd be interested in coming by and taking a tour of the company they worked for.

      Connections are incredibly important.

    74. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      I don't know what's funnier: a Quebecois giving us this rant in English, or a Canadian using the term "limey."
      I have to say it in english, because you yankees are too stupid to learn another language.

      And, last time I checked, "limey"'s use is not restricted to yankees.

    75. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Tyebald · · Score: 1

      Please note: when correcting someone else's grammar and/or spelling on an internet forum, do not use a comma splice to get your point across.

    76. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      "list all the softwares you know like "Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows XP Pro" (I kid you not, the exhaustive list was on a resume)"

      I lost out on an interview once (actually got feedback), for a Network admin position because I did not list all the OS's specifically that I had worked with. I said starting with Windows 3.1 to Longhorn beta, and mentioned some DOS versions and Linux/Unix variants. But because I did not specifically list them I missed out on the position. Rather depressing when I found that out. I guess in the end it depends on who the interviewer is. State interview processes I have sat through felt like a pop quiz with no dialog, point system reviewed. I think I lost that position by less than 10 points out of 200 all because I didn't list my OS experience.

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    77. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by alienmole · · Score: 1

      It's humor, Jim, but not as Americans know it.

    78. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      You sound like a useful headhunter to know - how does someone find people like you, in general? *hint hint* :)

    79. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      Never have I been asked about my GPA, ever, getting a good GPA is a waste of your time in college unless you plan on doing some grad work. A better investment of your time is going out with the MBA friends and having a few beers. Or taking on some side work. I was able to maintain a C+ average, didn't strive to go higher, my CS work was great, didn't spend too much time getting that A in Gen eds. But it is my contacts and social skills that get me job offers. I am at the point right now (only 4.5 years out of college) where I can be as picky as I want with job offers because I am in demand in my area. Meanwhile, my friends who had 3.5 and higher GPAs either went on to Grad work or are working doing just as well as myself. My wife graduated in the top 2% of her private college and got an grad degree in Genetics. Her advice to students that she teaches now, "spend more time socializing".

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      CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
    80. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      > I have to say it in english, because you yankees are too stupid to learn another language.

      Since when does any true Quebecois give a toss about whether or not the target of his disdain can understand him? I've run into plenty of you who can speak English perfectly well and simply refuse.

      Virg

    81. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by boyko.at.netqos · · Score: 1

      There was only one company that told me why they didn't hire me. (out of maybe 400 I applied to and 20 that I interviewed for.)

      That's Wired Magazine. I applied for a Gadgets internship, and got to the phone-interview stage. While they were impressed with my credentials (and offered to forward my application over to the Editorial internship) they simply had another candidate with more gadgets experience (the bulk of my experience was as a computer reviewer, and I was unemployed at the time and had no money for the latest gadgets!)

      What I really hate, though, was that I traveled 26 hours (by car) from Virginia to Vermont to interview for a dinky little paper in Vermont. I was pretty sure I had the job - I did the work well, and they kept me on for a full day as a "test run" - so I worked 8 hours for them, unpaid.

      I would surely like to know what I did wrong, because they were willing to let me keep working for 8 hours, but they weren't willing to actually give me a job. I was told weeks later that they had given the job to an "internal candidate."

      I'm thinking that maybe they brought me in as an 'external candidate' really just to justify it to the corporate owners that they're looking for other people, and maybe the editor's friend snatched up the job.

      8 hours of work, unpaid, plus 26 hours of travel, plus gas, expenses, etc...

      I'm really burned about that and would have liked some goddamn feedback for my time.

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      I used to work for NetQoS. I no longer do, but want to keep the excellent karma attached to this account.
    82. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by punissuer · · Score: 1

      No. And if I was a complete dick, I'd just reject applications with no feedback whatsoever, not even a rejection letter. They're applying to me, I don't owe them anything, right?

      Most of my job applications in the past have never got a response. It's a lot easier if you don't want to employ / deal with someone to simply ignore them after the failed interview etc. There's no obligation to respond to every application you get with helpful tips for next time. If you get as far as interview, it's nice to know why you didn't succeed but you shouldn't expect it.

      You may not owe a job applicant anything legally, but once you interview them, morally and socially you owe them a formal rejection. Preferably a prompt one sent right after the decision is made not to hire them, not weeks later.
    83. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I have to say it in english, because you yankees are too stupid to learn another language."

      While it's far more noble to learn a different language for the sole purpose of flaming native speakers in their own tongue?

      Besides, down here in los Estados Unidos, we're finding that English and Spanish is far more useful than English and French.

      "And, last time I checked, "limey"'s use is not restricted to yankees."

      Your queen is a limey! Neener!

    84. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, what's wrong with eating raw meat? I always order my steak bloody, preferably still moving.


      I prefer my steak pretty rare myself.. my benchmark is that if a good veterinarian could almost save it, it's rare enough.
    85. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by flibuste · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised you don't get *that* much applications. The way you seem to treat applicants reads like you're not a company to work for.
      Most of my job applications in the past have never got a response.
      Aside from being rather impolite in my view (do you not answer when someone asks if they can buy your product and you can't sell them for whatever reason?), you probably don't even try to take the seat of the applicant and his/her expectations. Not receiving an answer is annoying since you need to plan/schedule taking into account yet one more "unknown" factor. It's also disappointing when one makes an effort to write, apply, talk to people, to just be ignored.
      If you get as far as interview, it's nice to know why you didn't succeed but you shouldn't expect it.
      Actually, you'll find out at your next interview as an applicant that it doesn't really matter. Since all the interview process is just a diplomatic relationship dance, while one finds it is a failed interview, another can think otherwise. YES or NO however is what matters to you and your applicant.
      just maybe you could be liable.
      That's sheer paranoia. Unless you've made your choice obviously arbitrary and you shown illegal behaviour in that matter, do you think ANYONE who applies for a job would sue you because he didn't get the job? The only thing I can think about is you being liable for spreading more FUD.
      The applicant and the interviewer have obligations regarding each other, but more than that, both can learn from each other exchange. Don't forget that interviews are ways to get to know each other before life-changing decisions are made. Both sides have to make an effort.
      Also, you seem to consider that you're making a favor by interviewing someone. You're not. At the crudest, you need someone that will help you generate more revenue in one way or the other. And yes, you owe explanations on your decisions, to all parties involved. Someone made an effort to meet and speak with you, you should make an effort to welcome them.

    86. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      When I was a freshman in college I took a job at a temp agency, mostly manual labor but really good pay. Most jobs paid in excess of 11 an hour which was nice for noncommittal work. I spent 2 weeks working for an electrical company running cable for street lights and data lines. The company treated their employees like crap, were spread so thin they could barely finish a job, and I ended up finishing my term there very disgruntled with them. Worst experience I have ever had with a company. Now I own my own business and work for the state, whenever their name comes up to do a job I quickly nix them. You never know who you have in front of you.

      --
      CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
    87. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      And Lapdancers live in Pole-land...

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    88. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      My wife does HR for a state agency and when I worked in an IT department at a state agency I ran a hiring process. You are almost certainly correct that you lost out by not listing all the OSes. The people who score the applications are almost always from the HR department, unless the department running the hiring process demands someone from their own department gets to score it. Even then the HR department can overrule them if they feel like it. As you can imagine that does not happen often, usually only when they are trying to get around the state rules and hire someone they have handpicked (mostly this happens with internal candidates).
      I'm not sure who decides the scoring system but every single field you fill out and every single buzz word you put down counts for some number of points. If you don't meet a threshold set by the HR department your application gets dumped. If you write down "Windows 9x" and I write down "Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows98SE, WindowsMe" you would get 1 point and I would get 4 points.

      For the hiring process that I ran I got someone from my department to score the applications, then HR went through and "rebalanced" the scores which shifted a few applicants rankings around in a way that pushed an older person beyond the interview-worthy threshold and pushed a better qualified candidate below the threshold.

      During the actual interview it's a crap-shoot. HR has to approve every single question that gets asked so you have to be really careful in how you design them. I have interviewed for 3 different jobs at a state agency, for 1 of them the interviewers obviously knew nothing about IT and were just looking for buzzwords so they could award me points. The other two interviews had a mix of IT and non-IT people asking questions.

    89. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      If they have given up some of their valuable time to respond to your invitation to interview, the least you can do is send them a brief letter saying sorry but we're not going to offer you the job.

      This is currently my biggest pet peeve of job hunting. If you interview someone, let them know if they didn't get the job. Send a postcard, drop an email, have an HR tool call them. Something. It's just good manners, people.

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    90. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by alienw · · Score: 1

      Never have I been asked about my GPA, ever, getting a good GPA is a waste of your time in college unless you plan on doing some grad work.

      Recent college grads should list it on the resume. If you don't list it, you are essentially saying that it's less than 2.5. Have you ever been to a resume writing workshop?

      I would say that GPA in school is a good indication of how successful you will be in a job. A high GPA indicates the ability to put up with bullshit you do not necessarily like in order to achieve a goal. A low GPA screams "I am a slacker". In most colleges, grade inflation is so rampant that a student with an above-average IQ can get a B average just by showing up to class and doing little or no work.

      A better investment of your time is going out with the MBA friends and having a few beers.

      Social skills are great, and always help, though very few CS majors actually have them. If you just want your friends to find you a job out of pity, that's all you need. If you are actually good, they might offer you an upper-level position. Being a slacker never pays off.

      I am not saying that a high GPA is all you need. There are many stupid people with high GPAs. However, very few people with low GPAs are smart. Putting yourself in the second group really hurts your chances at getting a job offer from people who don't know you.

    91. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      How's your bandwidth out there? I heard that there were some projects to get high speed Internet access out to the villages, but I've never actually investigated how fast (and cheap) the connections are.

    92. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      I agree with you to a point. You should show aptitude for what you do, but these students who break themselves getting that extra tenth of a point on their GPA are hurting themselves. Now it is good to go the extra mile and I appreciate those people. I see 4.0 students as people who are really good at following direction. I wouldnt put them in a managerial position unless they showed that they had the social skills necessary to do it. Many of my fellow students who were in the 2.5-3.3 range were also the same guys working on Open source projects, and spent so much time checking their dependencies last night that they forgot to give their code for class that last fine tuning. GPA doesnt say whether you push yourself, I got A's in classes like advanced physics, Advanced english literature, Numerical Analysis and other various places. I worked on a lot of crap projects and did well. However, it was not my academic work that got me the job in the end, it was my personality in the interview, and since it was a state job, my ability to regurgitate information when asked. Currently I have worked up enough experience that my college isnt even questioned. My references are impeccable and my work ethic is prized and that is what counts.

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    93. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Device666 · · Score: 1

      The people who you might interview can always later become:
      1) your boss
      2) your most strategic client

      If you treat them without some dignity (like not responding), but the candidate didn't match the profile/team/company culture.

      To provide / aquire clarity about expectations is a powerful neccesity for doing business, with anyone. If eihter side of the conversation lacks this, the other is doomed anyway.

      Making friends will be always more productive.

    94. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      This is to further drive the point home about how stupid you are by not learning another language.

    95. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Especially not if they're left-handed albino midgets. I hear they're contagious.

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      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    96. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      It's all satellite based. No matter how fast it is, the latency is killer (>500ms).

      Want to know why it all satellite based? Check a map.

      As for cheap... I wouldn't exactly call it cheap, but it sure beats dialup (which also goes over satellite).

    97. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by jafac · · Score: 1

      And thus you learned what they didn't teach you in college - it's not what you know, it's who you know.

      Absa-frakkin-lutely.

      I got my first job at a pre-dotcom startup (in shipping and receiving) through a friend.

      I got my current job at a defense contractor (integration) based on my 14 years experience in tech support, coding, and integration; but ONLY after I was recommended by a friend.

      My take on the state of hiring in the Tech Industry today?
      Either you have 10+ years of kick-ass work experience, and a good industry reputation, or you know the right people.

      Or you don't work in this field.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    98. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know the episode. Stephen Fry is very funny. Q.I. educated Brits saw a picture of a Yup'ik woman, who may have self-identified as Eskimo, specifically of the Yup'ik variety (which she might call a strict subset of Eskimo).

      Q.I. educated Brits did not see a picture of a Tunumiit (eastern Greenland), Kallalit (southern and western Greenland), Inuit (western Greenland and Canadian eastern arctic) or Inuvialuit (Canadian western arctic) woman, who would not have self-identified as Eskimo, and who might very well have taken offense at the use of the word, since it's often considered an Ethnic slur in the Canadian and Danish arctic. The English word Eskimo supposedly comes via the French (Esquimault) via the Cree or Montagnaix, and has something to do with snowshoes and netted (like webbed) feet, much like the Cree origin of "Blackfoot" to describe the Niitsitapii.

      So: traditional northern Siberian or northwest Alaskan tribal dweller == Yup'ik, probably OK with the term Eskimo, since they've never had frictions with Cree (who live in what is now northern Quebec), Montagnaix or Miqmaqs. Kallalit, maybe OK, depending on where in Greenland they're from. Inuit, definitely not OK. Inuvialuit, definitely not OK, and you might want to smile and learn when they tell you they're not Inuit either. Dunno about the Inupiat and some of the other U.S.A.-surrounded northerners, or the Aleuts.

      Then there are other people who live in the north who are entirely different, mainly in terms of language and culture, like the Slavey people, the Dogrib, Gwich'in, and all the ones in the far western Canadian north and eastern Alaska.

      The joke is that there are 100 000 people and 100 000 communities in the Arctic, and it's not too hard to know each one of them by name compared to getting the groups they belong to right.

      Of course, from our perspective, you're just a bunch of lime-eating Brits, whether or not you eat haggis or grow leeks or fight over whether orange or green are prettier colours.

      But thanks for trying. You're doing better than people from New York or Texas. In exchange, I'll try not to confuse you with the rest of southern Europe.

    99. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by jafac · · Score: 1

      Knowing how much a company is willing to pay is also bonus and how do you get this info - you need to know sombody within.

      At my last employer (Veritas Software) - it was a FIRING offense for employees to discuss salary with eachother. Nobody knew anyone who actually got fired for doing it - and I'm not sure it was even official policy. But there was this understanding. . .

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    100. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I had a coworker like that - she was Korean by blood (and cute, too) and loved Korean food. Only thing was, she was born and raised in NYC, so she didn't speak any Korean, and every time she went to a decent Korean place, the waitress just sort of assumed that she understood Korean.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    101. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, she's German with a bit of Scottish thrown in.

      Either way, she still sucks limes.

    102. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      I'm personally about to leave where I work because of the hiring practices here.

      Of the last 6 dev hires here, every single one was a friend of one of the devs or another. There are now eight of them that are all good school chums. I wouldn't have hired half of them on their actual qualifications.

      But I should have seen the writing on the wall when I started here years ago. I've never seen so many married couples working at one place.

      Try to find a company that hires on qualifications, not on ass kissing. You'll be much happier. (Unless of course you're an under-qualified ass-kisser yourself ;) )

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    103. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Standard threat that is completely basis unless you actually signed an employment agreement that states such...and even then you can't sign away your basic rights and freedoms. Things like this can render entire contracts null and void.

      I'd be inclined to talk loud, and often. And you just try and fire me for doing so thank you very much.

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    104. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Hey, the company did look good: It was ~10 km from my home, it was an IT shop that actually trained people and it was neither very small nor very big, indicating both interesting possibilities and no corporate work climate. And I didn't have any inside sources to tell me about their HR policies.

      OTOH, I'm studying now and when I have my diploma I'll not only be under-qualified but also too expensive. Take that, job market!

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    105. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      False analogy.

      Firstly, you are wrong in saying that I did not learn not to say "Eskimo". I did indeed learn as a child that some PC people wanted me to call Eskimos "Inuit", even the ones who are not Inuit, such as the Yup'ik.

      Secondly, "nigger" is a slang term that was invented as an insult and (more importantly) has always been used exclusively as in insult ever since. It is an offensive alternative to the standard English term. "Eskimo", on the other hand, is the standard English term for a referent that has no other word to describe it. There is no evidence that it was invented as an insult, and (more importantly) it is absolutely clear that it is never used as an insult today. It is also used unironically as a self-descriptor by many of the people in question. It is on a par with words such as "Korean", "Indian", etc.

      You can't make it offensive by constantly claiming that it is offensive. You PC weirdos cannot make "Eskimo", "niggardly", "picnic", "spook" or any other word offensive. You don't have that power.

    106. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      I was wondering when someone was going to make that worthless point.

      On one hand we have English, Eskimos, Japanese, Ugandans, Peruvians, etc just using the ordinary name for their race or nation. On the other hand we have a minority of black people using "nigger" (whether misspelt or not) in an ironic fashion.

      Anyone who cannot see the difference between these two phenomena is not intelligent enough to follow this debate.

    107. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by KRW · · Score: 0

      I hope somebody returns the favor and doesn't reply to an offer that you gave them. After all they don't owe you anything.

    108. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      We know: we've had to deal with limey cluelessness for a quarter millenium here in Québec
      I have only two words to say: General Wolfe.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    109. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Of course, one of the guys at my work is African, but he's also blonde and blue-eyed, so I don't think I'll be calling him black.
      The correct term for that type of African is "Jaapie".
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    110. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've been counselled not to use terms that imply a preference for a given age, and work in an field that is 97% male, so it's natural, but dangerous for me to use terms that imply I only want men.
      I don't recruit niggers. Or kikes. And especially not catholics. But obviously, just like you, I don't come right out and say it.
    111. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Maybe he thinks 1 millimeter = 1 inch. And if that's good enough for NASA...

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    112. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should try to speak one language properly? Because let's face it, if someone had to work out what the word bilingual means based on the inhabitants of Quebec, he'd conclude that it means equally bad at two languages.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    113. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      For example, it's commonly left up to the viewer to decide when (and if) to laugh. How quaint!

      --
      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
    114. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      > This is to further drive the point home about how stupid you are by not learning another language.

      I know another language. It's just not French.

      Virg

    115. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      So? Like his counterpart the marquis de Montcalm, he did not live to see the outcome of the battle.

      No, the real culprit here is the king of France who told the britshit to keep canada when they offered it back to him when the treaty ending the seven war year was signed.

      And this is one of the many little things which paved the way to the US revolution, since the britshit could not apply their discriminatory laws towards scatholics where they were but a tiny minority; this scared the shit out of the US colonies who certainly didn't want to be part of an empire with so much scatholics.

      (This also proved to the french Nation how their kings were fucking them in the ass, and within a generation, the dynasty was overthown and it's head cut-off and the first modern republic was born, with considerable effect towards human rights and freedom).

    116. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Do not base your opinions upon Jean Chrétin, who had two second languages (he spoke french as bad as he spoke english). Take the dreaded Jacques "money & ethnic votes" Parizeau* who was much more polished as an example of a well-respected uncomprimising (and most importantly, uncompromised) statesman.

      * Founder of the much-feared Caîsse de dépôt et de placement du Québec.

    117. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This also proved to the french Nation how their kings were fucking them in the ass, and within a generation, the dynasty was overthown and it's head cut-off and the first modern republic was born, with considerable effect towards human rights and freedom
      Yes, indeed. Who could forget the great respect for human rights shown in the Terror, or indeed the glory of that notable anti-imperialistic campaigner for freedom, Napoleon?
    118. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by choongiri · · Score: 1

      Looks like google needs to do a little bit more work aligning those maps - a bunch of roads in your town appear to protrude into the water if you overlap the satellite view (hybrid).

    119. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      It depends on how many bullets are in your revolver.

    120. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a piece of advice that fits any situation in life.

      Never burn your bridges.

      First, if the candidate doesn't fit what you need right now, that doesn't mean things won't be different in a couple of years.

      Second, you'll never know if the tables will be turned. Let's say he/she becomes the senior software engineer at some company. Your company goes all Chapter 11, and you're suddenly out of a job. This person is working with HR to do the hiring. Depending on how you treated him/her that may affect their decision (if they remember you).

      You are naive.

      First, you don't need to be unpolite, but you need to be assertive and make sure this person is right for the job. If you are hiring developers, make sure they are smart and get the job done. Also make sure they can explain what they think and can listen to others. Make sure that they write some code and that they can argue with you about their code in a civilized way. Make sure they can tell you your are wrong in a civilized manner.

      If they pass that, probably it is the best investment you can make. It will be hard to find the people, we selected the best 10% in the last project and we finished the project in half the time with half the people. Half the people because we couldn't find more: They simply flunked the test, where we asked them to reverse a String in Java. Half the people didn't know how to and I'm sure those bridges are burned now.

      So much people are in the industry who do not have the basic skills to perform their jobs successfully and survive by copying and pasting.

    121. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... by Raenex · · Score: 1
      I'd be inclined to talk loud, and often. And you just try and fire me for doing so thank you very much

      Go ahead, get fired. Most states are employee-at-will. That means they can fire you for any reason, without cause, except for stuff like age, sex, race, etc. There is no "basic right and freedom" to a job or to say whatever you want in that job.

  2. Pass the trash... by isaac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I never tell a rejected candidate how badly they did. First off, once they're rejected (assuming they're really rejected rather "reply hazy, ask again later"), there is zero reason to spend another second more on them.

    Second, from an employer's perspective, it may in the narrow self-interest of the company for such a person to go be a drain on its competitors. Where's the rational economic incentive to discourage that?

    -Isaac

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    I am not a lawyer, and this is not legal advice. For Entertainment Purposes Only.
    1. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Second, from an employer's perspective, it may in the narrow self-interest of the company for such a person to go be a drain on its competitors. Where's the rational economic incentive to discourage that?

      How about "I don't wish my shareholders to go to hell for owning shares in an evil company". ?
      You can have self interest and still not be a dick. You lose very little, while this other person may get helped a lot. Furthermore, maybe the person will actually improve themselves and reapply for the job and you'll have a good employee then. Or, the person will work within the given industry and not bad mouth your company. The more good workers are in the economy the more services can be provided to each other and quality of life of people can improve.

    2. Re:Pass the trash... by bladesjester · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First off, once they're rejected there is zero reason to spend another second more on them.

      That opinion is just plain wrongheaded, and I'll tell you why.

      Even if the candidate doesn't get the job because they weren't qualified, you want them to be excited about the company. It's good PR for *you* and that most certainly is a good reason to treat your candidates respectfully.

      If they still like your company even though they didn't get the job, they will direct other people they know to you (many of whom may be more skilled than the person you turned away), and they may even try again down the road when they have more experience themselves.

      You may not realize this, but even developers and other technical people are social animals (no matter how much we sometimes deny it) and word gets around pretty fast. The bad companies get pointed out to friends who point them out to their friends (and on down the line). That's something we all know too well. However, the other case is also true - the GOOD companies get pointed out too.

      Treat your candidates poorly (and treating them as a disposable commodity that doesn't deserve "another second more" is treating them poorly), and after a while, you will only get poor candidates.

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    3. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Second, from an employer's perspective, it may in the narrow self-interest of the company for such a person to go be a drain on its competitors. Where's the rational economic incentive to discourage that? Don't flatter your self. Half the time the slick tongued yuppie you picked over whomever you rejected is probably more of a liability to your self than the rejects are to the competition so their stupidity is on the whole cancelled out by your gullibility.
    4. Re:Pass the trash... by Stile+65 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Second, from an employer's perspective, it may in the narrow self-interest of the company for such a person to go be a drain on its competitors. Where's the rational economic incentive to discourage that?

      He COULD go to work for one of your vendors... :)

      --
      I claim first use of "Error No. 0B" - or "No. 0B error." It'll be the new ID 10T!
    5. Re:Pass the trash... by isaac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Candidates that aren't quite there yet ("reply hazy, ask again later") may get a little guidance. I have certainly advised flawed but promising on what to study before they apply again (or we call them again) in the future. Candidates of the sort the article poster was asking about ("a danger to any code base") get a polite rejection from the recruiter and that is all.

      I am not in the business of career counseling. I don't think that makes me evil.

      -Isaac

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      I am not a lawyer, and this is not legal advice. For Entertainment Purposes Only.
    6. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I never tell a rejected candidate how badly they did. First off, once they're rejected (assuming they're really rejected rather "reply hazy, ask again later"), there is zero reason to spend another second more on them.

      Yep. And there's zero reason to keep old people around too. No use to society.

    7. Re:Pass the trash... by linear+a · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what if they get promoted to high position (Peter Principle) and drag your whole industry down with them? Huh?

    8. Re:Pass the trash... by isaac · · Score: 1

      >> Second, from an employer's perspective, it may in the narrow self-interest of the company for such a person to go be a drain on its competitors. Where's the rational economic incentive to discourage that?

      > He COULD go to work for one of your vendors... :)

      That's true! In the spirit of Keep one's friends close and one's enemies closer, I should hire all these useless candidates to stop that from happening. I think I'm gonna need a bigger payroll...

      -Isaac

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      I am not a lawyer, and this is not legal advice. For Entertainment Purposes Only.
    9. Re:Pass the trash... by nine-times · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even if the candidate doesn't get the job because they weren't qualified, you want them to be excited about the company. It's good PR for *you* and that most certainly is a good reason to treat your candidates respectfully.

      Maybe, but offering criticism could just as easily turn into an incident that makes your company look bad. Even if you fully intend to offer kind, thoughtful, constructive criticism, the recipient might not take it well. Then, not only will you be dealing with a PR problem, but possibly a legal problem as well.

    10. Re:Pass the trash... by coastwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its common courtesy to explain what you wanted from them what you were looking for and didnt find. Given that information they can either reassess what skills they need to work on or which roles they should be applying for. You might learn something useful about the efficiency of your own hiring processes and target it better. In these days of qualification inflation the skill list in job advertisements often looks more like a supermarket stock list than a job specification.

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    11. Re:Pass the trash... by radtea · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First off, once they're rejected (assuming they're really rejected rather "reply hazy, ask again later"), there is zero reason to spend another second more on them.

      Building relationships is key to business success, and today's losers have a way of turning into tomorrow's winners. They tend to be highly motivated.

      That does not mean you have any obligation to candidates who are clearly not qualified at the current time. But history is full of people who could only get jobs a lowly patent clerks and yet wind up revolutionizing our understanding of the universe. Or who drop out of university and found companies that change industries.

      Not every loser grows up to be a winner, but enough do, and they are hard enough to recognize, that it would be extremely foolish to say that you have zero reason to spend another second on someone. epsilon reason, maybe. But not zero.

      The rational incentive to help others is so obvious that it hardly needs pointing out, but one place to start is: do you want to live in a world where there are people who help others? If so, there is exactly one way of ensuring that you do. Think about it for long enough and you'll figure out what it is. And companies exist embedded in the social landscape, so despite not being human they share similar incentives.

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    12. Re:Pass the trash... by bladesjester · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First off, I have to say that I really hate the mess of things that litigation happy people and a lot of HR people (not all of them by any stretch, but a lot of them) have made of interviews. One or two incidents occur to some other company, and HR at your company goes "just don't say anything and they can't sue us."

      It's almost like saying "If my eyes are closed, you can't see me."

      Personally, I think that's a bad practice, but I'm not in much of a position to change it.

      Now that I have that out of the way, I just want to say that my comment wasn't just about providing meaningful feedback (which some of us ask for and honestly want), but also about his attitude of "anyone whom I don't deem worthy is not worth another second of my time."

      That sort of attitude bleeds through into the interview and it really turns off potential candidates. As a result, they let their friends know (who, as I said, let theirs know, etc). Deapite what he seems to think as evidenced by his response, treating a person like a real person is not just for career councilors.

      I've walked out of interviews at places where the technical people displayed the "I am god and you must impress me, pesant" mentality, because I don't want to work in that sort of an environment. I know a lot of other really competent people who have done the same.

      You want your company to present a truly positive face to potential hires (and, as an interviewer, you *are* the face of the company to the people you are interviewing) because that is one of the things that make people *want* to work for you. If they're excited about the company, whether or not they got the job, they will tell other people.

      In the end if you can make your potential hires excited about your company, you have a lot better chance of getting really solid, quality people even if you don't hire that particular person, because word of mouth is extremely important.

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      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    13. Re:Pass the trash... by masdog · · Score: 1

      It appears that most of the hiring managers and HR drones that I have dealt with seem to lack common courtesy, then. I've never gotten any assessment about my skills after an interview for a job.

    14. Re:Pass the trash... by badasscat · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but offering criticism could just as easily turn into an incident that makes your company look bad.

      Worse than that. There are liability issues that mean your company could be sued depending on what you tell them. Even something like "your attire was not proper business attire" could be grounds for a lawsuit in this day and age, if the candidate takes that to mean their religious tribal necklace was the problem. It's best for the company for you not to say anything. Which means it's best for you (and your continued employment) not to say anything.

      Most large corporations have specific guidelines forbidding any sort of feedback for unsuccessful job candidates just for this reason. I know mine does (I work for one of the largest and oldest media companies in the country). "Sorry, we went in a different direction" is about as specific as I can get.

      It's generally a good idea to think about the friendly but vague, non-committal way your average human resources drone talks; they don't talk that way because they like to, they do it because they are legally bound to. Your best bet is first to try to just refer any questions from candidates directly to them (because they're trained in how to handle them) or, when faced with a particularly persistent candidate, to try to emulate them yourself. Never say anything specific about the candidate themselves or their interview performance.

    15. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been through dozens of interviews in the past few years. The employers are generally becoming ruder and less considerate of applicants than they were in the 90s. Don't expect any kind of feedback from employers. Don't even expect a letter of rejection. You can put on your best suit, make yourself presentable, be punctual and polite during an interview, and employers all act the same. No follow-up. No letter. Nothing. I just don't get why employers are so paranoid about not providing feedback to applicants. Some argue that it is because of legal concerns, but if you can't talk to applicants, are you really screening people effectively?

    16. Re:Pass the trash... by mjwx · · Score: 0

      Indeed, it only takes 10 seconds to tell someone why they didn't get the job. Feedback tells a potential employee what they need to improve on, what areas they are already strong in and most importantly gives an insight what kind of job they will be best suited for.

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    17. Re:Pass the trash... by EinZteiN · · Score: 1

      I certainly agree with you! I think the PR of a company is KEY on attracting truly valuable employees...
      Just take a look at Google... or IBM... They do send you a reply to an application... They might just kindly say that you're not a match for the requirements, etc..., but leaving an applicant "hanging" is not a good policy for your company's PR!

      And like it's been said... geeks ARE social animals (yes they are!:p) and news travel quite fast around them! (just keep an eye on IRC channels with those usergroups built during the 90's who still talk and chat freely about life amongst themselves - like me :p) so you can "scare" possible top employees just because of the stupid way you acted about a less experienced on of them... uuh uh :) ...but of course I don't encourage giving tips on what went wrong... This is an option if you liked the person/personality and view it as an asset, but without the necessary knowledge/experience for immediate hiring... It's a matter of "Human Resources Techniques" ;) (and gifted "eye" for the matter... ;)

      ~EiNZTEiN

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    18. Re:Pass the trash... by DavidShor · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, if you decide to judge a programmer's coding skills based on his clothes, you really should be open to lawsuits.

    19. Re:Pass the trash... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Some companies send programmers to customer sites. This exposes you to presentation risk. Clothes become relevant because somebody else cares.
      The best programmers in the world may not be qualified for such positions.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    20. Re:Pass the trash... by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

      I never tell a poster how obnoxiously one-sided his opinion is. For one thing, after he's posted there's zero chance that he'll actually learn anything from an opposing position.

      Second, from a contributer's perspective, it may be in the narrow self-interest of the person replying for such a person to continue to spout their inanity across the rest of the blog. This can only make you look better by comparison.

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    21. Re:Pass the trash... by yog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You the business are not in the business of making potential hires excited; your job is to make the best company you can, the best products, the happiest employees, the most loyal customers, etc., and people will flock to apply for employment. Google, for example.

      The original poster was correct--there is zero reason to bother with a failed applicant. The proper, truthful, and polite response to their application is, "Sorry but you don't completely meet our requirements for this position. Good luck with your job search."

      Now, if the applicant is a member of an underrepresented but litigious ethnic minority, you'd better be able to document your reasons very clearly. But a well run company will keep good records and its decisions will be defensible in a court of law.

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    22. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Second, from an employer's perspective, it may in the narrow self-interest of the company for such a person to go be a drain on its competitors. Where's the rational economic incentive to discourage that?

      How about "I don't wish my shareholders to go to hell for owning shares in an evil company". ?

      That's not a rational economic incentive; it's an irrational moral incentive, reflecting a moral belief system that may not be as effective a universal motivator as profit, plus it might not even reflect reality in any meaningful way (in that there may not be a hell, and even if there is people may not go there on account of their stock holdings).

      A rational economic incentive would be something that's likely to increase the poster's material wealth, and/or the material wealth of his shareholders. Can you think of anything like that in the current scenario?
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    23. Re:Pass the trash... by sewagemaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've walked out of interviews at places where the technical people displayed the "I am god and you must impress me, pesant" mentality, because I don't want to work in that sort of an environment. I know a lot of other really competent people who have done the same.

      I swear I would have walked out in some of these I've had.

      Examples:

      Nvidia - This is at a career fair. They ask if you have a GPA > 3.5 to start with. If you don't, they put you off immediately and tell you in your face that you're not good enough. If you "pass" that question, they sit you down at the back of their booth and ask you to solve a technical question for an hour - as if you don't already have better things to do or, *gasp* classes to attend. I know people working there, and the only feedback I've heard is that it's a sweat shop over there.
      I'd say no thanks rating: 4.5 of 5 (www.nvidia.com)

      Xilinx - Interview. Manager constantly interrupting what you have to say. The man was the most impatient man I've met in my life. If you answer a question incorrectly he would say some pretty negative things. One of the employees asked a simple unix command line question. I've been using it for 8-9 years at that time and I was sure I was correct in the question. There are million different ways of doing things, but he wouldn't accept my answer eventhough I went step by step explaining clearly how this crazy 'find' command works. Me not getting that job - my gain.
      I'd say no thanks rating: 5 of 5 (www.xilinx.com)

      Marvell - The guy was asking technical questions that had no relation to the job technical requirements, responsibilities or my background. Answers had to be exact. Solving these equations over the phone interview. I even asked him in the end if the job would be related to this field, and he admitted that there were no relations. What an idiot.
      I'd say no thanks rating: 2 of 5 (www.marvell.com)

      Analog Devices - Career fair during year of dot com bust. Had a booth but told everyone who came by they weren't hiring at all. Feedback from students - why bother showing up at all? Next semester - decided it wasn't a good "PR" thing to do, they scheduled interviews with a large number of candidates for on-campus interviews, only to found out they weren't hiring at all. How do I know, you'd say? Like parent post said: the word gets around QUICK. Thank you for wasting our time, Analog devices. They did this for 3 straight years.
      I'd say no thanks rating: 5 of 5 (www.analog.com)

      Teradyne - Sometimes, alumni from your school returning as people representing their companies would turn you off from applying there too. I recognize these jokers. They're the ones that copied assignments and cheated through tests in some class you took together. Would you want to work with these jokers, or even a company that hires these people? No thanks!
      I'd say no thanks rating: 4.5 of 5 (www.teradyne.com)

    24. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I've walked out of interviews at places where the technical people displayed the "I am god and you must impress me, pesant" mentality

      You can do better than that, though. IME, those people are usually the ones who aren't actually very good at their thing. It's far more fun to demonstrate that your skill and expertise are vastly greater than those of your cocky interviewer in some suitably obvious way.

      And then walk out. ;-)

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    25. Re:Pass the trash... by Wog · · Score: 1

      I would think that the best coder in the world would be undesirable if they have shown that they would be a problem to the workplace itself.

      "Sometimes I like to code without a shirt. I hope that's not a problem for you."

    26. Re:Pass the trash... by DavidShor · · Score: 1

      Good point, though I still have the naivety to doubt that happens often.

    27. Re:Pass the trash... by BasilBrush · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you do offer a job to a candidate do you expect to get a reasonably prompt reply from them, even if they are turning the job down? Because according to your philosophy, if they've decided not to take your job, they shouldn't waste another second opf their time to inform you of this decision. There's no economic incentive for them to do so. So you're left waiting, not knowing whether the job offer has been accepted or not.

      Sucks when other people are assholes to you, doesn't it?

    28. Re:Pass the trash... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      You don't owe anyone anything. Period. However, you are missing what I like to call, "Enlightened Self Interest." If someone is headed in the wrong direction, and beating their head against the wall, and you can see it in the course of a half hour, it is a very good use of your time to spend five or ten minutes pushing them in the right direction. They, since they want a job from you, are likely to listen to you. If they are 'not anywhere near there,' and really motivated, they may just get in gear. And come back a few years later to thank you and prove themselves.

      The only situation I can imagine where I would be so bitter about someone wasting my time when I asked them to do so is in the case where they lied to convince me to do it.

    29. Re:Pass the trash... by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Good point, though I still have the naivety to doubt that happens often.

      Then you, my friend, are a fool. There will always be idiots who judge your ability by your appearance. It's wrong, it's stupid, and it's farking insulting, but it's _real_. So if some bozo manager wants you wearing a button shirt? Wear the damn shirt and get on with the techie stuff. Stay under the radar, keep Mister Uppity happy, and get on with life. Pretending you're the only guy who can do something, won't get you far. You know, and I know, that nobody really is replacable, but the idiot who signs our checks doesn't know that. So keep the idiot boss happy and wear whatever he wants within reason and get on with the fun techie stuff.
    30. Re:Pass the trash... by rcw-home · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You the business are not in the business of making potential hires excited; your job is to make the best company you can, the best products, the happiest employees, the most loyal customers, etc.

      "If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea." -- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

    31. Re:Pass the trash... by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Its not evil to say nothing. He has no moral obligation to help his competition with their hiring practices, which he would be doing if he spread the word about this guy.

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      We all know what to do, but we don't know how to get re-elected once we have done it
    32. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. It's always worth your time to treat someone with respect, whether or not you want to hire them at that time.

      I have lots of people in my line of work. Some of them are more qualified than I am. Lots of them value my opinion. If your organization treated me like crap while I was applying, it probably won't be on the list of places I suggest they try when they're looking for work. Depending *how* badly I was treated, I might even go so far as to actively suggest against it. Also, the next time I'm looking for a job (presumably with more experience/qualifications), those organizations will be near the bottom of the list if they make it at all.

      As a prospective employee, respectfully-worded feedback (good or bad) is always helpful, and usually appreciated. Frankly, though, I'd probably be satisfied with just an answer. It is really baffling how many organizations lack the common courtesy to just say "no". I realize that some organizations may not want to give reasons because they feel it opens them to lawsuits. I think this is unfortunate, but I understand. That still doesn't prevent you from telling someone they're unsuccessful, *especially* when you made a point of saying that you'd let them know "either way" (and yes, this *has* happened to me).

      I'm not just talking about candidates who were interviewed either. It's not much extra work to send a form-letter to all unsuccessful applicants, preferably telling them whether you'll be keeping their info on file (so they know whether to bother applying for other posted positions). This would be trivial to automate, so the oh-so-common "volume of applications received" excuse doesn't hold any water (particularly for a high-tech company) but the majority of places I've dealt with don't do it.

      While the candidate most likely won't be happy about it, it at least shows that you have enough respect for them to give them enough information to make an informed decision (ie. look elsewhere).

      Bonus points go to places that tell you you're not being considered anymore and that you're information will be kept on file for consideration against future positions, and then *let*you*know* when you're being automatically considered for a different position.

      But really, I'll settle for knowing whether I'm still being considered or not.

      A little respect, people. Is that too much to ask?

    33. Re:Pass the trash... by gfody · · Score: 1

      Why is it that I'm the dick for not wanting to waste another second on a bad candidate? When the job description explicitly states 10 years experience, excellent command of object oriented programming, well versed in design patterns, etc. etc. When you walk in with your 'Teach yourself visual basic in 21 days' book and a pet project that would make the Daily WTF for a month straight - you're wasting my time in a big way. Especially if you think you are or pretend to be qualified for the job and it takes me 15min or longer to figure it out. Once it's obvious you're an idiot you get a "this isn't the job for you, thanks, bye" - and don't call me a dick if I sound angry.

      It's another story if the interview went well but you ultimately went with someone else. By that time you've already developed something of a rapport with the candidate though and would feel compelled to not leave him hanging.

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      bite my glorious golden ass.
    34. Re:Pass the trash... by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Case in point... I completely bombed an interview... didn't think I'd get a call back. Strangely, I did. Apparently, I need more confidence in myself. But I bombed the second interview. (I just don't test well.) Anyway, I recommended a friend of mine, who is admittedly *much* better than I. He got offered the job after the first interview with a pay worthy of his hire. (Now I'm kicking myself because of my lack of confidence.) Epilogue: So, I'm not going to software engineer. I've got ability, just not talent or experience (yet). My current skills are elsewhere and are excellent. Though, I may try at that company again at some point in the future.

    35. Re:Pass the trash... by cbroglie · · Score: 1

      The only point I can argue here is with Nvidia. I just graduated from Carnegie Mellon and they attend our career fair each year. My GPA was under 3.5 and they made a big point about not spending more than 10-15 minutes on their quiz since they knew I was very busy and there were lots of other companies to talk to. After that day and two phone interviews later they offered me an internship...

    36. Re:Pass the trash... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      If some joker thinks that he's Stallman or ESR he really shouldn't be taken seriously.

      It's not just about the "talent" or being an ubergeek. Any member of a development team has to be a member of the team. If they can't be bothered to treat the interview seriously and with some respect, why should anyone expect that they would do the same for their work. It really doesn't take that much effort to clean yourself up for an hour or so.

      So they think they are above the rules when it comes to the interview? In what other situations do they think they are above the rules?

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    37. Re:Pass the trash... by isaac · · Score: 1
      The only situation I can imagine where I would be so bitter about someone wasting my time when I asked them to do so is in the case where they lied to convince me to do it.


      Candidates who don't know what they claim to know on their resumes account for something like 90% of the phone screens where I recommend against a hire, and about 50% of the in-person interviews. Lying on resumes seems to be endemic these days.

      -Isaac
      --
      I am not a lawyer, and this is not legal advice. For Entertainment Purposes Only.
    38. Re:Pass the trash... by sethawoolley · · Score: 1

      How the ignorant neoliberal economist forgets that money, or "material wealth" as you put it, is not an accurate proxy for happiness.

      Morality aside, is there any room in your equation for immaterial wealth, such as an ethical evolutionarily stable strategy? Nope. You'll have to reformulate to catch up with economics from a sociobiological/ethological framework.

    39. Re:Pass the trash... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Lying in general is pretty endemic, if you ask me. I'm referring to the people out of the 50% who weren't lying that honestly are trying to get the job they think they are qualified for and just don't quite have it yet. I think I'm in that part of the group, but not completely sure. I know I don't lie on my resume, and I know I get interviews where the interviewer wishes I was a little smarter in way X. I wish they'd either say, "Look. Go get a full CS degree and we'll beg you to work for us," or, "You know, if you just took courses X, Y, and Z on theory, we're pretty sure you'd do just fine around here," or even, "Look. You were in the dotcom's, and you were probably a decent programmer as a kid, but you're a little too old now and would be better off just sticking with boring-ass QA until you finish your engineering degree - good luck with that, by the way, seeing as we think you're probably a moron." Instead I never hear from them again and end up frustrated.

      But I certainly know that when there's a job I want and know I could grow into just as fast as someone with more experience than me, with twice the motivation, I'm undeniably bitter when I just hear, 'no, yeah, quit calling us we don't think this ONE is the right one,' from the sterilized mouthpiece which is a professional recruiter.

    40. Re:Pass the trash... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The frightening thing is just how many bad interviews I have been on. That's not to say that they've all been bad (Amazon's series of phone interviews wasn't bad at all), just that way too many of them are (even though you could say one is too many).

      The one that comes to mind is the company that called me in for what turned out to be a group interview where I was the only full time candidate there among a group of potential interns. To top it off, the building was being expanded during that time, so there were jackhammers and their "new" C++ test was really written in C (and when I quite politely asked the dev manager why, I was curtly told that it didn't matter anyway because they were migrating everything to C# anyway).

      The other great example was one where I was literally lied to about the position and the interviewers were borderline verbally abusive. Since it was a 3 hour drive from my house, instead of walking out, I decided to have a little fun with them and see just how bad it could get.

      It led to my favorite interview question - "How would you use bash to scrub the carpet?"

      I always kept business cards from the places I interviewed at, and after the first couple of bad interviews I started keeping notes on the back of the cards (good and bad) and have made them available to a lot of the people that I know in this field.

      The really weird thing, though, is that all of the really bad ones seem to have one thing in common. It's only one half of the interview that's a nightmare. Either the HR people are sane (and even nice) and the tech people are *ahem* less than plesant, or the tech interviews are cool and HR is psychotic.

      I have no idea why, but it seems to work out that way for some reason...

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      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    41. Re:Pass the trash... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      It could be that the standards are different in different places. I bet a 3.5 at CMU means rather more than a 3.5 at, say, my undergrad alma mater for example.

    42. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it will help if you bear in mind that most companies overstate the experience required, or the ad is written by someone who in general doesn't understand exactly what magic happens to crap out code but does have a handy-dandy list of buzz-words.

    43. Re:Pass the trash... by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      You're right it's hard to argue. My experience with them was around 2000, which is a while ago - so things might have changed. My alma matter was a pretty respectable one as well. One would only hope that they'd change for the better.

    44. Re:Pass the trash... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That's not a rational economic incentive; it's an irrational moral incentive, reflecting a moral belief system[...]

      That makes it a rational economic incentive - the person deciding has the belief system and, since he is not amoral, his morals receive weight in economic decisions. To do otherwise would be monstrous.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    45. Re:Pass the trash... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Candidates of the sort the article poster was asking about ("a danger to any code base") get a polite rejection from the recruiter and that is all.

      That's a mistake. Poor developers have friends who are good developers, and if those developers think you're a cock, you'll never get to see them.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    46. Re:Pass the trash... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You the business are not in the business of making potential hires excited; your job is to make the best company you can, the best products, the happiest employees, the most loyal customers, etc., and people will flock to apply for employment. Google, for example.

      I love when people deconstruct their own argument in the same breath they make it; Google got where it is in part from making people excited about them to the point that people would work there for less money (and nice options, I suppose). If you can't see the value in potential hires liking your workplace, then I hope your manager beats it into your head - you're doing your company a disservice.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    47. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Hey, the original poster asked for rational economic incentives. You want to suggest rational social or moral incentives, I won't complain. I won't even disagree.

      Personally, I subscribe to a belief system that asserts an absolute, objective, and personal[1] morality; and that asserts that its moral incentives are the best incentives of all. In the context of this thread, though, my incentives are based on faith, and are therefore not entirely rational, and they are moral incentives, not economic ones, and therefore don't really answer the parent's question, is there a rational economic incentive?

      And actually, I will disagree with one thing: If you're talking about evolution, you're talking about profits to future generations from my choices. This requires faith on my part, that future generations will exist and will profit from my actions. This strikes me as a much less rational incentive than wealth that profits me personally in my own lifetime. I am willing to accept that it is an economic incentive, by whatever definition of "economic" you feel you must use in order to fit this peg into that hole.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    48. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      His incentive is based on faith that there is a Hell, and that people are sent there because of the stock they hold in "evil companies". It's also based on faith in absolute good and evil, and in faith in the existence of an immortal human soul. This kind of faith may have a rational component, but cannot be entirely rational. Thus, it's not a rational incentive. Also, since the goal of the incentive has nothing to do with material wealth or economic good in this life, but rather the state of a person's immortal soul in the next life (an afterlife? more faith!), it's not really an economic incentive either. His irrational moral incentives may guide his economic decisions, but his goal is not an economic goal, it's a spiritual goal.

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    49. Re:Pass the trash... by masdog · · Score: 1

      The employers are generally becoming ruder and less considerate of applicants than they were in the 90s.

      One recruiter called me at work about a week before Christmas. I told him I couldn't talk at the time (I didn't mention I was at work) and asked if I could call him back. He said no because he would be leaving the office soon. That's right...he actually said that and then started to ask me questions. Before he could even finish the first one, I told him I was driving and it wasn't a good time. He reluctantly gave me his number, but I never returned that call. Don't expect any kind of feedback from employers. Don't even expect a letter of rejection.

      Which I love...considering that they tell me they will get back to me within a few days. They don't call and I wait a few more. I finally get tired of waiting, and my calls go unreturned.

    50. Re:Pass the trash... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether his faith is rational or not has no bearing. He has a value system, and supporting a company has a cost in this dimension just like choosing a good return is in the money side of things. It is an economic incentive because it affects his well being and is a decision on how to allocate a scarce good. It's not money, but economics isn't about money.

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    51. Re:Pass the trash... by mackyrae · · Score: 1
      The really weird thing, though, is that all of the really bad ones seem to have one thing in common. It's only one half of the interview that's a nightmare. Either the HR people are sane (and even nice) and the tech people are *ahem* less than plesant, or the tech interviews are cool and HR is psychotic.
      Would this be like how Best Buy's little HR computer program always says "no" to me, but the actual employees start asking me to work there when I stump them on a few questions about specs? The [sort of, supposedly] tech people are nice and want to get me to work there, but the stupid HR algorithm is insanely weird.
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    52. Re:Pass the trash... by Vulcann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if the candidate doesn't get the job because they weren't qualified, you want them to be excited about the company.

      Thats not the half of it. Information Technology is a field that is LEARNED. One isn't born with it. And one certainly isn't good at it with whatever learns straight out of college. Most people (including myself) sucked at almost all the interviews I gave early in my career. However, the companies that dissed me left a lasting impression.

      Now that I have invested time and effort in developing my skills, read 100s of books to be "better than the next guy", and have companies chasing me to work for them. But the companies that didnt give the decency to give a polite "no thanks" to me and wasted whole days of mine in the past, get the same treatment now.

      Alienate fresh talent and make sure they will never work for you again.

    53. Re:Pass the trash... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Reading this whole thread makes me sick. How about you fucking treat people as people, not just nameless and faceless "candidates" or "employees" (or "customers" or whatever)?

    54. Re:Pass the trash... by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      "... asserts that its moral incentives are the best incentives of all."

      Honesty may not be the best policy, but honesty is better than policy.
      (slight rephrasing of Kant)

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    55. Re:Pass the trash... by ThePhilips · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      It is really baffling how many organizations lack the common courtesy to just say "no".

      Have once observed "official" hiring process I can tell that the job isn't a pleasant one.

      HR are like sandwiched between management and candidates. And in many cases, HR simply do not know who had been chosen by managers. And it is often middle management charged with the stuffing tasks - the most busiest ones. They can give you feedback right away - if you would call them personally. But it is just the back link from the manager to HR isn't well established.

      Also, often companies keep CV/interview results for some prolonged time - expecting that some employment opportunity would come up. IOW they cannot give immediate response, since in half of year new opening might come up. And HR are the last people to know about new openings. They are plain bureaucrats and treated as such in most companies.

      P.S. Lazy to post other response. There is also another reason for no-feedback. HR people are literally afraid of bad speak. On interview do not speak badly - regardless of whom you speak. Never speak bad of your previous employers. Never speak bad of your colleagues. Never speak bad of your other interviews. And so on.

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    56. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the theory is that "not being a dick" includes being nice to other people. There is a certain logic to it, if you think of it that way.

    57. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      do you want to live in a world where there are people who help others? If so, there is exactly one way of ensuring that you do.


      I know! I know! Pay more taxes so that the government can take better care of people!

    58. Re:Pass the trash... by PDAllen · · Score: 1

      With regards to NVidia - well, what they want in an employee is someone who's not stupid and who is willing to do some work. A lazy genius is no use. That sort of person will get a good GPA. As regards the test thing - well, if you mean they insist you do it and blacklist you if you don't, then that is being a prick. But if they're simply allowing you to do a first screening (and a lot of students will go to a career fair expecting to be there all day and do have time) on the spot rather than waste money going to their HQ half way across the country, I don't see any problem.

      For what it's worth, IMO if you interview someone who you'd be happy to work with but lacks technical skills, you probably should tell them - it doesn't take long to give them an idea of where their problems are. If you have someone you think is a prick, then whether or not their technical skills are up to scratch just give them the form letter.

    59. Re:Pass the trash... by WNight · · Score: 2, Informative

      But, if by the application of a rude dismissal (being a dick) makes this person realize their real place in the world, that of a faker trying to pass off shit, then the world is a better place.

      I've known a lot of people who think they can program (search for 'PaulaBean WTF' for a rough example) when instead they can barely scratch the surface. These people need to fail to get a job because of these obvious lacks in skill - nobody would accept a carpenter who could barely make a lame stool. If people don't call them on their obvious fraud they'll just keep trying until they find a dumb HR person. But if they get caught maybe they could reassess and either fix the deficits the interviewer noticed, or at least pick an industry they qualify at a little more.

    60. Re:Pass the trash... by melonman · · Score: 1

      True, but the main reason for someone being a menace to any codebase is surely an ego that is far bigger than their competence, so the chances are that any attempt to provide useful feedback is going to be turned against you too.

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    61. Re:Pass the trash... by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      It's not so simple, even if you want to take the pure amoral "money is the only good" approach.

      People are not constants, for one, and different people will react differently.

      Getting actual, intelligent feedback can:
      * impress an intelligent/self-aware candidate, and possibly motivate them to get the requisite lower-level experience, take some classes, do some side projects, etc. to bring themselves up to spec. When they return, they'll be what you were looking for, and they will have that much more invested psychologically in the company/job. OR they will decide this isn't the job for them, and they'll enter another field (no loss to you).

      * annoy or anger the unintelligent/non-self-aware candidate, because they don't recognize the utility of the feedback. These candidates will go on to become a drain on your competitors just as you hoped.

    62. Re:Pass the trash... by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Its curious isn't it, I haven't either. On the other hand maybe the people involved in these roles are battle hardened and callous after many years of dealing with people as disposable objects.

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    63. Re:Pass the trash... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Two types of interviews, checking for buzzwords and discussing your skills with peers. You *must* differentiate between these two because they are not at all related.

      The buzzword people will accept *no* excuses for everything. If an HR person needs perl 5.8.4 and you admit to only having 5.8.1 installed, you're out even if you can explain that there can't be much difference. But, the HR person doesn't know the importance of these technologies or the differences. They're hiring you for your skills in this area, so interpret these questions that way. If you're the type who isn't scared to grab the latest version, glance at the changelog, and get to work then you can say that you do know Perl 5.8.4, as more than 99.9% of it is 5.8.1. If however, you're the type who cringes whenever 'make' breaks over some trivial difference, perhaps you have less leeway here on your answer, as you then couldn't cope with the "Wrong" version.

      The technical interview however, is completely different. It's about showing your technical competence in areas they understand - they'll accept answers like "No, but I know 5.8.1 and it's going to be the same" and usually this type rewards honesty. Still, they don't want to hear excuses and each one is bothersome. So if you aren't technically strong in the sense of 'on the spot quiz' you may want to guide the interview towards your strengths so that you don't find yourself being marked as 'acceptable - barely' on yet another of their mental checkmarks.

      The problem with the above scenarios is that both types try to pretend to be a technical interview usually. Also, most technical interviewers aren't as good as they'd like to think and if you show them to be wrong, while you're right, you'll be jobless.

      So, the thing to do for both is get their technical qualifications out of the way. If they ask for Perl 5.8.4, say "I've kept current on Perl since 5.2". It sidesteps the niggling details and establishes that you easily qualify. Moreover, like a card game where you've taken the trick, it's now your lead. You should follow this up with something that shows your deep understand of Perl and your problem-solving skills. "At my last job I was the one who diagnosed a problem with our regexes, they'd been relying on an older bug and ...."

      Don't go too heavy into that, but establish that you've got a good handle on the tech they're asking for.

      Then, to the real point of the interview which most people don't even understand.

      What can you do for them?

      "I'm a great tester so my work rarely ever experiences similar bugs twice. I've always been able to avoid painful refactoring costs because of this, so my productivity is higher than average. I've worked on apps like you produce and I've found that Perl's Foolib is buggy, Python's is right but slow - my solution was to ..."

      If your interviews don't go there, you're really not even reaching level 2 of interview-fu.

      Learn to differentiate the flacks and hacks from the technicians. Never forget that you need to please their decision-maker, who may not be the technician. Don't meet requirements, better them. And finally, talk about what you can do for them and explain why by having solutions, or at least, solutions to the question of where to start looking depending on the problem.

    64. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree. My experience with NVidia and Xilinx has been exactly the same (I can confirm the NVidia testing still occurs circa ~2005). Analog Devices, told me that the work I was interested in (DSP HW design) had all been outsourced to India, and suggested that I move to India if I wanted to work for their subcontractor. No thanks. I'd like to add a few other companies, AMD, flat out tells you they expect their interns to perform the same work as their full time engineers, only with less pay. WTF! I mean, if you treat your employee candidates like shit, I can only imagine what they treat their employees like.

    65. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of companies that hire people who cheat their way through school - fun story time. I am a Mechanical Engineering student at a satellite campus of Penn State. The average class sizie ~30, but my class is around 55 students. There is 1-2 girls IF THAT in that bunch of 30-50 students every year. Last year, the one senior girl who graduated, ALWAYS had tests and cheated like crazy on them. She would constantly ask to copy your homework etc, and to make it worse she wasn't even moderately hot. The girl cheated to get through, and it was quite obvious.

      Guess where she ends up getting hired? Lockheed Martin.

    66. Re:Pass the trash... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      What the fuck are you talking about? Where do you get the idea that morality can only be the product of a fearmongering religion? Morality is simply optimal game theory strategies codified down for all the people who can't figure those strategies out for themselves. The disincentives for amorality are concrete enough without having to invoke some afterlife punishment. You also seem to be conflating "rational" with "economic," as if anything not in one's best economic interests is by definition irrational. That is an incorrect idea.

    67. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      commie!

    68. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess where she ends up getting hired? Lockheed Martin.

      Being a government contractor, she probrably got in because of a quota program.

    69. Re:Pass the trash... by yog · · Score: 1

      But that's not what I said; go back and reread ;)

      Focus on building a great company with a compelling vision and people will flock to you.

      As for Google, they did build some buzz but among techies it was obviously a cool place to work from day one. And the pay is very, very good. Probably most of the original hires there are millionaires. Even the secretary in the front office who got 500 shares of stock options would be worth $240,000 or so.

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    70. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. That's exactly what happened to me. I was waaaay off the mark, but got told what I needed to do. I spent 4 years doing it, working my ass off to raise myself to a level of competence I wasn't sure I could reach. Funny enough, I did :) By that time the company wasn't around to apply to anymore, but I wound up landing my dream job at another place.

      I'm not trying to say there's well understood mathematics behind 'karma', or that I can even cogently explain *what* it is... but ya know... honestly tempered with kindness is a fucking fantastic thing :)

    71. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, most technical interviewers aren't as good as they'd like to think and if you show them to be wrong, while you're right, you'll be jobless.

      When we hired at nCircle up in Toronto, we would purposefully state something, or posit a question, incorrectly to see how the intervieww responded. We wanted people who would, while not being dicks, call us out or challenge us. If something deferred to authority too easily, ie, they didn't have a backbone, we generally wouldn't hire them. Cultural considerations given proper consideration of course, some folks were raised to strongly resist the slightest possibility of offending people, so breaking down those walls took a while. I wanted to work with people who were friendly and cool, but not afraid to call me on stuff and tell me where I had my head up my butt :)

    72. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the job description states 10 years experience, excellent command of oop etc, and you still invite a noob non programmer to a job interview, then you are the problem! In such a situation, you owe the guy an explanation and an apology for wasting his time.

      Andy

    73. Re:Pass the trash... by rhkaloge · · Score: 1

      That's why job offers have deadlines. Don't meet the deadline, guess we don't need you. In hiring, there are very few people you HAVE to hire, just people you WANT to hire.

    74. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, been there. Prominent example if Amazon. They think they are the absolute best of everything. There have definitely been other companies. Almost as bad is the companies that want you to know EVERYTHING. I had a company interview (this is one job mind you) as a Linux Admin, SQL DBE, and software developer. Which I'm capable of all of these things but the interview was a mess. Wanted me to normalize 2 tables off the top of my head without any background on the tables themselves. Bad interview and I've had a lot of them.

    75. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      I'm simply playing a semantic game: Find things that fit the description: rational, economic, incentive.

      Faith-based incentives aren't rational.

      Incentives to save your soul from Hell in the afterlife aren't economic, because they don't offer an economic reward. Rather, they're spiritual, because they offer a spiritual reward.

      You seem to think that an incentive is "economic" if it has anything to do with econonmics, but that's not the defining characteristic of an incentive. The defining characteristic of an incentive is what kind of reward it offers: in this case, a spiritual reward, making it a spiritual incentive.

      All I'm saying is that the incentive to save someone's soul from the after life doesn't fit the OP's criteria of "rational economic incentive". It doesn't fit the first criteria because faith isn't rational. And it doesn't fit the second criteria because spiritual rewards in the afterlife are not economic rewards in this life.

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    76. Re:Pass the trash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you sir are a short sited fool.

      If you passed up on an opportunity where a company will expect you as an intern to do the same things (and reap the experience) as a full time engineer. That's worth way more than any money that they will offer you.

      You might be there for at what, a summer, or if it's a full co-op program, every semester for 4 or 5 years?

      And walk out with way more experience than most of the people you graduate with? Which in the long run, if you're good, and took advantage of your opportunities, will pay off way more in the long run.

      As an example. I did a co-op with a company that didn't pay much. I started at $9.50/hr as a freshman, $12.00/hr by the time I was a senior working 2 12 week stretches a year with them. I had friends at larger companies start off in the high teens, and making $25/hr by the time they graduated.

      They expected, and enabled, me to perform the same duties as a full time as well after a bit of training and guidance.

      Now starting on my 4th year out of college, with a new company that I've been with for just over 2 years, I'm at the top level of engineers at the company, passing up those that are older, and have more full time experience than me. And I'll break $100,000 for the first time this year.

      Now I've had a lot of luck, and some really good opportunites to shine, but I can point directly to the opportunity, and experience that I gained over the 4 1/2 years of interning for a relatively low wage as to why I'm at where I am now.

    77. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? I don't understand what your comment has to do with the topic of this thread, even though it seems like you might have some very interesting thoughts to share.

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    78. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 1
      The incentive I was referring was the incentive to save shareholders from Hell, by taking steps to ensure they weren't holding stock in an "evil" company.

      You can find the original incentive here:

      How about "I don't wish my shareholders to go to hell for owning shares in an evil company".

      If you don't think my description of this incentive (faith-based, moral) is accurate, I'd be happy to discuss it politely with you. But if all you're going to to is say "fuck" and rant about how evil religion is and whatnot, please go grief the OP, and leave me out of it.

      Thanks!
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    79. Re:Pass the trash... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that an incentive is "economic" if it has anything to do with econonmics, but that's not the defining characteristic of an incentive. The defining characteristic of an incentive is what kind of reward it offers: in this case, a spiritual reward, making it a spiritual incentive.

      Mainly, I'm saying that it's an economic incentive because it has value to the person making the decision. What do you consider economic - money? That's a fairly limited interpretation.

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    80. Re:Pass the trash... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Making developers (even the ones who don't get to work for you) excited helps build your business. Therefore, it's in your interest to do so.

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    81. Re:Pass the trash... by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      How about "I don't wish my shareholders to go to hell for owning shares in an evil company". ?
      That's not a rational economic incentive; it's an irrational moral incentive, reflecting a moral belief system that may not be as effective a universal motivator


      It may be an irrational moral incentive to the investors, but that can translate directly into a rational economic incentive to the company.

      Plenty of people would not invest their money in a company they consider to be doing "evil" things. If the company did "good" things, more investors (and customers) would be willing to give their money to that company, thus resulting in an a rational economic incentive for the company to stop being evil.

      Of course, there's plenty of money in evil, so there's an economic incentive to continue that as well.

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    82. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      And interpreting anything that has value as something with economic value is a fairly--I would say overly--broad interpretation.

      It seems to me intuitive that moral benefits != economic benefits; they're two different categories of benefits.

      It's not like I'm saying that only economic value is real value. I'm saying that a person might give up econimic value in exchange for moral value, because the two things are different.

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    83. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      That's not the incentive the OP refers to. She doesn't say, I don't wish my company to lose money because it's perceived as evil".

      She says "I don't wish my company's stockholders to go to hell (for investing in an evil company)".

      It's her concern for the destination of her stockholder's souls in the afterlife that motivates her, not her interest in bringing wealth or commercial activity to her company.

      Honestly, I can't figure out why people are having so much trouble with the idea that "saving souls in the afterlife" and "making money now today" are two totally differnt and unrelated goals that, at best, may share a certain "two birds with one stone" solution in a given scenario, but are still not actually related.

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    84. Re:Pass the trash... by Miniluv · · Score: 1

      You can dance around the semantics all you want, but the parent had validity. My company lost out on candidate B who was 99% as good as candidate A because A took so long deciding not to take the job. You can't offer it to both, because what if they accept?

      Sure we found another good candidate, but things really do work better for everyone when we all treat each other like adult professionals.

    85. Re:Pass the trash... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      As someone who is still early in their career, I have to admit that I jokingly answer the "what is your greatest weakness?" question in a way that throws a lot of people off guard for a moment.

      My answer? My horribly debilitating fear of clowns. And interviews.

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    86. Re:Pass the trash... by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 1

      I found out that the reason so many weren't hiring at our job fairs (University of Illinois) was that they had to have a certain amount of interviews to keep that spot in the job fair. They might want that for when they are actually hiring. The "keeping up appearances" thing is a good point as well. Verizon actually stood me up for an interview. I had the first one of the day for them so I imagine everyone else was stood up as well. I went to the interview location, waited a half an hour, then went to the Engineering Career Center and talked to the people there who were flabbergasted that Verizon hadn't shown up. They called them and found out they had no intention of coming. I imagine they called the other interviewees after that. I subsequently had a phone interview with them, probably just because the U of I people were mad at them. Of course I never heard from them again.

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    87. Re:Pass the trash... by sethawoolley · · Score: 1

      Susano, if your incentives are based on faith, I shudder to interact with you. If a bad piece of meat can give you visions that lead you to subterfuge, based on your faith, combined with the fact that you've abrogated rationality, there's no talking you out of anything, even murder. If you have been convinced by that bad meat to listen to it and only it, all hope is lost.

      While you may be able to live without the hope of understanding, reason, tolerance, and investigation, I for one, cannot.

      Luther was adamant that Reason is the Devil's Greatest Whore. I don't subscribe to that belief. Again, I cannot.

      Back to your comment on ESS. ESS is a technical term from game theory during repeated interactions in the prisoners' dilemma. It has nothing inherently to do with generations of individuals in population genetics, although it may be applied to it. Evolutionary, in this sense, is about the ethics of reciprocity, or, what happens when strategies are applied and tested in the context of opposing strategies. That's not the evolution you were referring to.

    88. Re:Pass the trash... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Thank you for clarifying ESS for me.

      Actually, I think that reason is one of my most powerful tools and greatest allies, in being a moral person.

      It's reason that has led me to the conclusion that this particular leap of faith is justified, and it's the reasoning of other rational people that I most appreciate in studing the metaphysical conundrums that confront us. My faith is intensely rational and intellectual in nature, and it is based on the rational principle that it best matches observed reality, and best explains the mysterious parts of reality that science cannot.

      Frankly, I think your "bad meat" strawman is revolting and offensive. You obviously have no idea what faith is, or the important part that reason plays in making leaps of faith. This is truly sad, since your local bookstore or library probably has shelves full of the reasoning of intelligent, rational people throughout history, who have concluded that faith and reason together make a person more complete than reason alone.

      Your idea of faithful people as irrational madmen is very, very wrong.

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  3. Honesty would help by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of competition for tech. jobs. Blunt honesty might push some people out who weren't sure anyway. What are you doing looking for work if you can't handle rejection? My experience with interviews is that they either don't tell you anything, or they make up something that sounds nice but isn't very specific. How you treat each candidate reflects more on your company than it does on the IT industry as a whole.

    mandelbr0t

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    1. Re:Honesty would help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "What are you doing looking for work if you can't handle rejection?"

      People who don't deal with rejection well have bills to pay too, you know.

    2. Re:Honesty would help by dbIII · · Score: 5, Insightful
      What are you doing looking for work if you can't handle rejection?

      You start believing crap from people less able then yourself because they have a job and you don't. I've seen very able people give up looking and take jobs in different feilds because each rejection makes them think they are less capable.

    3. Re:Honesty would help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you doing looking for work if you can't handle rejection?

      Good point. You should be shopping for a concealable weapon, instead.

    4. Re:Honesty would help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are entitled to any job they want? Cool!

    5. Re:Honesty would help by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are too many people in tech as it is, that's why I shoot to death anyone I choose not to hire.

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    6. Re:Honesty would help by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But that's exactly because you cannot rely on the responses you get. If you get a response like "You're good, but your profile doesn't fit our requirements well enough", it may well mean "you're bad, but we don't want to tell you." And of course, the more rejections you get, the more likely it seems that that other explanation is true.
      If you could rely on those replies to be honest, there would not be any reason to think you are bad at that field (unless the replies explicitly say that, of course, but in that case, it's better to know anyway). Even better, of course, would be if you were told why you didn't fit. Because if there are several responses telling the same problem, you know that this specifically is something you should improve on.

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    7. Re:Honesty would help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's some stupid fucking logic. Go die in a fire.

    8. Re:Honesty would help by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1

      I agree with this, and here's why:

      It messes with your mind -- and assessment of self-worth, very similar to a battered person syndrome. Rejections without reasons; or blatant brushoffs from companies that don't call back with a rejection at all (worse!).

      Companies should have a single form-letter with checkboxes of why you weren't a good fit; and non of them should be free-form comments.

      I was out of work for nearly a year after a layoff, and went on a lot (roughly 30 interviews) for software, security or networking companies and I wasn't what they wanted. I landed a position at a company where I just had my review; fear and worry set in like it never had before (until I got the review and spoke with my manager, and it was a good review). The doubts are still there when they are put on trial (under stress and strain).

    9. Re:Honesty would help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the person administering the interview has the choice of providing feedback if they choose. It would make since then for the applicant to take the time to make that phone call and ask for input if they are rejected. At this point it would be the interviewer's choice again to provide feedback or not. Although, it seems more likely an interviewer would provide feedback to someone that is making a clear effort to improve. This method has worked for myself and friends in the past.

    10. Re:Honesty would help by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least you're providing feedback!

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  4. Nope by ryanr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If I decide against a candidate, I've arrived at saying nothing beyond "Thank you for your time, we've decided not to extend an offer." Anything else, and I've had people keep bugging me with things like they can change, or give them another chance, or would I...

    1. Re:Nope by bergeron76 · · Score: 0

      Well said.

      What does a company have to gain by helping unworthy candidates?

      That's one of the problems with this country. We're spending so much time worrying about everyone else and their feelings, that we're not focusing on getting the job done - and getting it done better than anyone else.

      If you[original poster] were responsible for (or part of) hiring new employees in my company, I'd be seriously considering letting you know what your shortcomings are as I replaced you with a hiring manager that knew how do deal with people.

      Thank them for their interest in your company, and wish them good luck on their future endeavors.

      Attention Teenagers: Life isn't fair. People that have expensive computers and widescreens have them because they earned them. Complaining, or being "EMO"tional, or "Scene-kid", or "Goth-omfg-life-sucks-I-have-to-earn-my-way", will get you no where. No where.

      Get a job. Your life will improve significantly from there...

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    2. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's one of the problems with this country. We're spending so much time worrying about everyone else and their feelings, that we're not focusing on getting the job done - and getting it done better than anyone else.

      I wish you would have specified the country. I'm going to assume the US, and going by that I couldn't disagree more. Anyone here constantly finding themselves thinking, "Damn, they sure treat me like a human being, and worry about my feelings at this job!"? Or, do you think, "Well, I'm just a gear in the machine here. Not going to bother going the extra mile or even work if nobody is looking"? I've only worked at one company in the IT field that was actively concerned about the wellbeing of everyone it came in contact with. Client, employee, interview subject, it didn't matter. Come in contact with the company, and you'd come away feeling like someone walking right out of a rockwell painting. I don't think it's any coincidence that they were also crushing the competition which was acting on similar game plans to yours. And there wasn't an employee in the place that wouldn't work weeks in a row without a day off, or go without lunch breaks, just because it was a company that anyone would take actual pride in being a part of. Heck, I was turned down a position in a better part of the country, with twice the pay, just because I was so shocked to be talked to, rather than at, during the interview process. Like it or not, the US is a service economy now. And with that comes working on providing a respectable company image to 'everyone', inside and outside the company.

    3. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the problem is the exact opposite of what you say. Companies are so worried about upsetting someone or hurting their feelings that they will typically tell you if you inquire about a position that the hiring process is still on going, even if a decision has been reached. I've several times inquired about a position with one HR person who I had spoken to in person and been reassured that no decision had been made only to recieve a notice several days later, mailed out before the phone call that a decision had been made.

      I wish the HR drones would have the guts to just tell the truth and let someone know what their flaws are.

    4. Re:Nope by tepples · · Score: 1

      Get a job.

      What should I change about myself in order to do so?

    5. Re:Nope by daft_one · · Score: 0

      Stop wasting so much time reading/posting to Slashdot, for starters ;-)

    6. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What does a company have to gain by helping unworthy candidates?

      Oh, oh! I know the answer! Pick me!

      Let's see. If they're looking for work in a field you employ from, that means that when you don't hire them, they'll try elsewhere, probably in the close vicinity of your company. For a lot of companies, that's where their direct competitors are. Now, without knowing how to ace an interview, they probably won't get a job anywhere and will end up looking for work in another field.

      However, imagine if the screwball DOES end up working for your direct competitor. Perfect situation. And, only you, as the HR manager, have the ability to make that happen. The best part is, the competitor never even knows you made this happen, so no hard feelings.

    7. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Develop social skills. Learn to dress well. If you don't have a decent car (unless you live in downtown new york) and apartment now, take a crappy job until you can afford these. These are tools you will need to land a good job. Be willing to relocate. Apply at places.

      Prepare a good resume. Have friends with good jobs proofread it for you. Ask everyone you know if they know of any job openings. Learn to follow up every lead. Don't be overly picky for your first job or two.

      Have you gone to college? Consider taking classes to get a degree if you haven't. It's a big money and time investment, but can offset the fact that you might not have professional experience.

      Selling your skills is as important or more important than having the skills.

    8. Re:Nope by tepples · · Score: 1

      Develop social skills.

      I'm ready to try to overcome the obstacles inherent in my diagnosed condition. What steps should I take?

      If you don't have a decent car (unless you live in downtown new york) and apartment now, take a crappy job until you can afford these.

      If I apply at 30 stores in the local mall, and I get invited to 0 interviews, how often should I try back?

      Prepare a good resume. Have friends with good jobs proofread it for you.

      If by "friends with good jobs" you mean professional career counselors, I've already done this a few times, and it hasn't especially helped yet.

      Have you gone to college?

      I completed a B.Sc. in computer science three and a half years ago, but it hasn't helped me find full-time employment, and without a job, I'm likely to run out of money from (NOT DISCLOSED) to pay down my student loan. I don't really want to start a master's until I know I can afford it.

      Selling your skills is as important or more important than having the skills.

      Then why wasn't this taught in school?

    9. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then why wasn't this taught in school?
      You'd have to ask them; it seems they have a lot to answer for.
    10. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I decide against a candidate, I've arrived at saying nothing beyond "Thank you for your time, we've decided not to extend an offer." Anything else, and I've had people keep bugging me with things like they can change, or give them another chance, or would I...

      It depends on the culture. Maybe in the US thats ok, but here in latin america people are raised and educated to never say no. NEVER.

      You invite a girl out and she NEVER tells no. She just keeps telling you she can't or she doesn't show up, but she never tells you she doesn't want to get involved with you because that's considered unpolite.

      Companies also make the same mistakes.

  5. Mum's the word. by NNland · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do whatever is standard for your organization when you decide not to hire someone. Doing anything else, from throwing their resume in the trash the next day to telling them that they should brush up on skill X, could be seen as litigation fodder.

    Also, don't post on slashdot about it, he may be incompetent, but he may still read slashdot.

    1. Re:Mum's the word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      s/may be/is/; s/but he may still read/so he probably reads/

    2. Re:Mum's the word. by MattPat · · Score: 1

      I applied for that job, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Mum's the word. by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      You may be correct, in a conservative cover-all-your-bases sort of way, but I think it's pretty sad that it's come to that. Pointing out the weaknesses in someone's skill set or experience could be very helpful to them when done tactfully. If someone has taken the time to come in and interview, and you can offer them helpful advice that doesn't cost you anything, it would be very good of you to give that advice. I hate the idea that you can't be kind and help out your fellow man because there might be a hungry lawyer around the corner.

      I doubt there's much chance of a lawsuit anyway if you are just careful in your approach. For one thing, the person will be able to tell if you are offering help rather than being mean. Second, what law can there possibly be against telling someone that (for example) they don't grasp the basics of OO programming?

  6. Not a word! by LibertineR · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Although it sucks, since the person will continue to bounce off potential employers until finding one with inadequate screening, it is not in your companies interests to give reasons for rejecting a candidate. You never know when some insecure geek is going to return with a weapon, based on his momma telling him he could code better than God, and anyone who doesnt know it, should die.

    You thank them for coming in, validate their ticket, and hope you never see them again.

    1. Re:Not a word! by megaditto · · Score: 5, Funny
      based on his momma telling him he could code better than God, and anyone who doesnt know it, should die.
      Oh, don't be so cocky. I am fortunate to know a guy who awhile back was told -in writing- that his research sucked and was a complete waste of time.

      That guy went on to get a Nobel Prize for the said research in 2005 and now he opens his talks by showing the "fuckoff" rejection letter...

      Luckily for the idiot that wrote the letter, Dr. Marshall magnanimously blacks out the name and the sig!

      The lesson here is: be nice to "insecure geeks."
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    2. Re:Not a word! by alienmole · · Score: 1

      While I'm a big fan of Dr. Marshall (gotta love anyone who, when left with few other options, experiments on himself!), there's a bit of a difference between that situation and the hiring of programmers for most jobs. An analogous situation might be if I went to an average employer and told them "I don't write code in Java, I insist on only writing in Haskell, because it's a much more expressive and efficient way to write code". On a pure technical level, I might be right (as Marshall was), but I'm going up against an entire industry's worth of infrastructure and standard practices -- just as Marshall was going against a scientific establishment and an entrenched industry which thought it knew the causes of ulcers, and had the drugs to prove it. Rejecting such a person can be quite rational, assuming the goal for the hire is not to revolutionize the industry but rather just to get someone to work on those damn TPS reports.

      And actually, the OP's attitude might very well be valid in such a case -- someone who's found a better way to do something may very well have an inflated sense of their own worth with respect to a situation in which their chosen approach is not practical because of network effects. IOW, they may well suck at churning out TPS reports in Java (I know I do), even if they're God's gift to programmerhood when allowed to code whatever they want in Haskell.

    3. Re:Not a word! by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Neat. Who was it?

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    4. Re:Not a word! by snilloc · · Score: 1

      I once applied for a position where I would be doing a lot of correspondence with the public. My rejection letter, presumably written by the person who got that position, contained a blatant sentence fragment in the middle. Slap! I felt like copying it and forwarding it back to the hiring manager, and might have done so if not for a few bridges I'd rather not have burned at the time.

    5. Re:Not a word! by shanen · · Score: 4, Informative
      But it only took a few moments of Googling and reading to determine that it was signed by...
      Turn the page and there is the society's blunt rejection letter, signed by the Honorary Secretary at the time, Terry Bolin, now Associate Professor of Medicine at the University of New South Wales. Terry Bolin must feel like the person who said Einstein was dumb or that the Beatles couldn't sing.
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    6. Re:Not a word! by porkface · · Score: 1

      Since most of the people I work with carry guns to work, I wouldn't recommend that.

      If you're worried about the occasional psychopath, you've been watching too much TV. The increase in frequency of these attacks is a matter of perception (for several reasons) rather than reality, and that's no reason to start treating people like a cold corporation. If anything it's that kind of treatment that really makes those kind of people feel isolated and part of a world that just doesn't care.

      Show a little human decency and let honesty be the best policy.

    7. Re:Not a word! by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      it is not in your companies interests to give reasons for rejecting a candidate.

      I disagree.

      When I reject, I generally just reject. Nicely, mind you. But without reasons.

      If somebody asks why, however, and especially if they ask for feedback, I tell them. And not in terms of "you are lame because of X", either, but more like "well, for this job, we are looking for more of A". Or, "the person we hired had more experience with B". Or, "If I were you, I'd work on C".

      I think it's worth the time just on grounds of general niceness. But that niceness pays off. Even if I don't hire a person now doesn't mean I won't hire them in the future. If they can spend a year building skills I want, we both win. And I've definitely had people say, "Oh, you should talk to my friend..."

      For all sorts of reasons, I try to hire people with good social networks. If I hire them, I want them to tell all their friends what a cool outfit we are. And if I don't hire them, I want them doing exactly the same thing. If a little feedback will make them happy about the interview, I'm glad to give it to them.

    8. Re:Not a word! by CtlAtlDelete · · Score: 0

      Just because a person is not a good fit for any openings you have doesn't disqualify them from working elsewhere. To assume that only somebody with inadequate screening would hire somebody that you reject clearly demonstrates that your company should be letting somebody else interview potential hires. You've got the God complex in a bad way. It would be in their best interest if they never saw you again.

    9. Re:Not a word! by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      A) Why would the successful candiate get to write the rejections for the others?
      B) Ever thought of the possibility that he just quickly cut-n-pasted a text together, as you were clearly not worth the time of any effort?

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    10. Re:Not a word! by snilloc · · Score: 1
      A - as I said, a significant part of the job was writing letters. No other position in the office was likely to have written the letter.

      B - Of course that is the case. That wasn't my point. His/her job is to write letters that conform to standard English. Most of the letters this person would have written would have been of little value.

  7. Ask your HR person... by tiltowait · · Score: 1

    before doing anything drastic. If someone is qualified on paper and you choose to interview them, it's not really your place to lambast them. If you mention things that aren't in the job ad for a reason they weren't picked, that seems kinda dangerous to me, this day and age.

    To answer your question, though, yes, you can do so. Don't offer them the job. :)

    1. Re:Ask your HR person... by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1

      Parent has a point. I remember a small business owner telling me once that he was actually threatened with a lawsuit when a prospective employer called about a past employee and he told them the truth: that he wasn't a good employee, etc. After that, he went to the lengths of actually having his secretary screen the calls for character references for him. Employees that were good would get a return call, employees that were bad, well, somehow that memo got lost ;). Once bitten, twice shy I guess you could say.

  8. Just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    act crazy... bitch slap one of your coworkers in front of him. Cut up some fruit in the kitchen and use a really sharp knife. Grin while you're doing it. Then show him your scarification.

    Scream something random to people in the next room at unpredictable intervals.

    By the time the interview's over, a callback will be the last thing they're wondering about.

    1. Re:Just... by pionzypher · · Score: 1

      Better yet, just start playing the penis game. Drop the bat wing on him and demand your three kicks.

      Those that haven't seen Waiting should disregard this post.

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  9. Liability by CrazyClimber · · Score: 1

    What if you tell him he's miserably unqualified and he hires a lawyer? Is your job in jeopardy?

  10. Discrimination? by Zonnald · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw a job ad yesterday that clearly stated that the application must have 2-6 years experience. Then went on to state "Candidates with 7 years or more of commercial IT experience are unlikely to be considered by this particular organisation".
    Knowing that 18 years experience was just a little over that, I opted not to try.
    I can imagine that they probably would have stated the reason for rejecting my application. (This was not advertised as a junior role).
    It seems a fairly disturbing trend that most IT jobs now insist on candidates having experience that would seem to preclude anyone over 30.

    1. Re:Discrimination? by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Yes, Discrimination. Legally so, in some jurisdictions, IIRC.

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    2. Re:Discrimination? by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then went on to state "Candidates with 7 years or more of commercial IT experience are unlikely to be considered by this particular organisation".

      Depending on how sweet the job sounded - Just whittle your experience down to the upper end of their range (some might call that "lying", but I've heard (IANAL) that employers can sue for everything they've paid you if you outright lie about your qualifications, so you might want to avoid outright lies; You can say a lot without actually lying, though).

      Do they want six years of Java? Well, if you worked a decade in "general IT" doing mostly Java, just "conservatively" pro-rate your actual time spent coding to get somewhere around 5.5 years experience. In the example you give, what exactly counts as "commercial?" Plenty of room for interpretation.

      That works the other way as well, BTW, but I'll warn all those hoping to get a "better" job by "overestimating" - Even if you make it through the interview, you can fake stupidity; you can't fake competence.



      Most likely, you won't want to stay there anyway. Companies that post upper limits usually have serious problems (either they don't want to pay for more experience, or management has so little clue they fear for their own jobs). But if you need to put food on the table next week and you can either "underestimate" or starve - Screw 'em. You can put up with a lot, short-term, for a paycheck.

    3. Re:Discrimination? by Loco+Moped · · Score: 5, Funny

      It seems a fairly disturbing trend that most IT jobs now insist on candidates having experience that would seem to preclude anyone over 30.

      How's that?
      I'm over 60, and I've been in IT since the late '70s.
      I have less than 6 years of experience.
      (between naps, lunch, and endless meetings)

    4. Re:Discrimination? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      Oh, this is an easy one. They wanted an experienced worker, nothing more. Their ideal candidate:
      1) Knows which end is up on the keyboard
      2) Won't demand an outrageous salary
      3) Won't try to take over the project.

      I bet they have the technical leadership in place and just want people to take specs and do their job, not get into "experience arguments".

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    5. Re:Discrimination? by Vr6dub · · Score: 1

      Companies that post upper limits usually have serious problems (either they don't want to pay for more experience, or management has so little clue they fear for their own jobs).

      Not exactly. Upper limits are often placed to prevent over qualified people from applying for the job for the exact reason that they are more likely to jump ship as soon as a better paying job comes along. Hiring employees costs money...all departments of a business are involved, finance, hr, it, management, etc.

    6. Re:Discrimination? by Maximilio · · Score: 1

      Companies that post upper limits usually have serious problems (either they don't want to pay for more experience, or management has so little clue they fear for their own jobs).

      Not exactly. Upper limits are often placed to prevent over qualified people from applying for the job for the exact reason that they are more likely to jump ship as soon as a better paying job comes along. Hiring employees costs money...all departments of a business are involved, finance, hr, it, management, etc.

      Isn't that too fucking bad? I would simply whittle off the bottom of my resume if it came down to that. A company that expects employees to be disposable units, but then in return thinks it's uncouth to use them as a stepping stone to a better job, doesn't have a clue what the concept of a "market" is, and deserves to get used like a street-corner whore.
    7. Re:Discrimination? by Metasquares · · Score: 2, Informative

      If employees are so easily weaned away from an organization, I have to question whether the organization is offering them sufficient incentive to stay. Money is not the only reason; work environment in general plays a role.

      Particularly so if the employees in question are "overqualified" (and thus probably much more competent than the average worker). These are the people you want to keep, because they perform an order of magnitude better than your worst performers (Mythical Man Month), yet cost less than twice the amount.

    8. Re:Discrimination? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I saw a job ad yesterday that clearly stated that the application must have 2-6 years experience. Then went on to state "Candidates with 7 years or more of commercial IT experience are unlikely to be considered by this particular organisation".

      In other news, Naive Management, Inc. was recently added to www.fuckedcompany.com, after consistent reports showed abysmal market response to their poor-quality products and they announced that everyone other than the board and the patent attorneys were being fired.

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    9. Re:Discrimination? by Vr6dub · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you guys are missing the point. Let me give you an extreme example. We have had a problem finding a receptionist at our work. We keep getting applicants with degrees wanting the job just to get their foot in the door. The point is, someone way overqualified for a job will get bored very quickly and either move on to another part of the company or leave once a job they are properly qualified for comes along. The receptionist's manager doesn't want to have to go through the hassle of training a new receptionist every two months because we are hiring an MBA to answer the phone and sign visitors in.

    10. Re:Discrimination? by Zonnald · · Score: 1
      1) 5 or 18 years, you should now which way is up.
      2) Not demanding a salary - just a job. They are offering job X and salary Y, if I don't want salary Y I don't apply.
      3) Job X, it doesn't ask for someone to come in and take over the project, then why try?

      The reality of it is (in my version of reality); The job appears to be interesting, the pay looks alright. I've got a house to pay for and kids to educate. This is not a recipe for up and move on at the first (slightly) better opportunity that comes along. If they are making it this hard to get jobs when you are over 30 (let alone 40) then how can one expect to find and win such an opportunity?

      My only "experience argument" is, why can't someone with more then 7 years experience expect to be considered for the employment they can do?

    11. Re:Discrimination? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not saying that their choice of advertisement is a good one, I would never do something like that. I just think I know where they're coming from.
      A lot of times, tossing two highly experienced developers on the same project is like putting two of those Japanese fighting fish in the same bowl. They'll rip each other apart. They were probably burned in the past and just want less risk of crap happening. I would bet that their lead techie has ego issues.

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  11. Depends on the situation by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Certainly, I think an interviewer has zero obligation to spend his time explaining to somebody what they did wrong. Certainly not for free.

    That said, I think in many circumstances, it can be a good thing to explain to somebody why they didn't get the gig. If they undertake a course of self improvement, they could potentially apply for a different position in a few years and prove a really valuable asset. Before I left my last job, there was a huge amount of bitterness related to internal job applications for position transfers. People would be rejected with no idea why. It was killing morale. I don't know if they ever improved the situation, but it would have been really easy to say,
    "Look, Suzie Q, when we open up to public applications, most of the people applying for this type of position have qualifications X,Y, and Z in these amounts. You only have X, and only in this amount. So, it's not personal, but I think we are going to keep looking. If you really want to move into this position, we really think that only A and not B will be the best route to getting Y and Z."

    Instead, with really vague requirements, people thought they were perfectly qualified, and had no idea how to get better-qualified. They also thought that it was just a matter of personal grudges.

    With external applicants, I think it is less important, but it doesn't usually hurt. I suppose you might consider it valuable to keep some of the stunning idiots in the industry in hopes that they will work with your competitors. But, you may eventually work with them too. And, you will have to maintain their code. Probably safer for everybody just to point out to them how clueless they are.

    And, when I'm away from my day job, I do theater stuff. I was recently involved in some auditions to expand an improv troupe I am in. Not everybody got individual commentary, but the folks dismissed in the first round did at least get a general explanation. Everybody who made it past the first cut got an explanation of what impressed the director, and what he thought they could most work on - both the folks who made it and those who didn't. Personally, I wish we could have taken a little more time to offer personal advice to some of the folks in the first round. I would have liked suggesting that the hot chicks take classes that I can sit in on and watch them learn. Especially one blonde. I tried to convince the director that she should join the troupe and just not be allowed to say anything. I would have been cool with that.

    1. Re:Depends on the situation by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It can be counterproductive and depressing. I had HR people say to me - "we didn't hire you becuae we wanted someone who knows about somewidget" and then I correct the way they pronounce it or some other glaring error that showed they didn't understand the selection criteria. There is no way you can still get the job in this situation even if the decision is wrong since it makes the contact person look incompetant - if they have already told others you do not have the job so they can't go back on it. If recruitment agencies or HR is not involved it can be a different story.

    2. Re:Depends on the situation by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would have liked suggesting that the hot chicks take classes that I can sit in on and watch them learn. Especially one blonde.

      from insightful to offtopic in 3 paragraphs

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    3. Re:Depends on the situation by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Certainly, I think an interviewer has zero obligation to spend his time explaining to somebody what they did wrong. Certainly not for free. For only $250, we'll tell you why you didn't get the job.
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    4. Re:Depends on the situation by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      Certainly, I think an interviewer has zero obligation to spend his time explaining to somebody what they did wrong. Certainly not for free.

      Sorry if I would offend with this to some extent, but let me just suppose that the people who spend their hours answering [the sometimes angering or unrelated tests and questions and everything else those interviewers might come up with] have also lives and things to do, even if the interviewer thinks they are jobless loosers without a life trying to land in some fatty position at their company. Meaning, time is precious on both ends. Just because someone would wish to work at your company doesn't (shouldn't) by default mean they couldn't apply to anywhere else and they are yours to use.

      I don't say explanations should be given. I personally wouldn't mind either way, if they don't want me (for whatever reason), why would I want to be there, job search is a double sided sword, I should like the place plus they should want me working there. But I just find the quoted reasoning pretty flawed and I wouldn't want to have anything to do with the company where such lines would be said on an interview.
       

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    5. Re:Depends on the situation by mrbighead · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a phone interview I had a few months ago with a company in SF. Everything goes great and the questions were nice and relevant, then we get to the very end and the guy asks if I have any questions for him. So I say "I'm interested in knowing what kind of stuff you tend to work on". "My job is boring" somehow slips out of his mouth after which he tries hard to cover it up. Right there and then I knew I wasn't going to get the job because a VP had just effectively dissed his own company.

    6. Re:Depends on the situation by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1
      With external applicants, I think it is less important, but it doesn't usually hurt.

      Maybe not directly, but if they are out in the open consumer market you can refuse to buy their products; or endorse products of their competitors to your peers and non-techs when asked. Many people can and do badmouth companies for not giving them a job. Payback is a bitch.

  12. No! There's always management. by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    They almost always seem to zone in on the technically inept.

    He could end up the CEO of the company that buys out your company..

    Burning bridges, that sort of thing.

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  13. You definitely should not by Clay_Culver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You should definitely not say anything to this prospective employee. I am not a lawyer, but the reason that these interviews are setup in such a manor that the interviewer is not the person telling the interviewee that they do not get the job is for legal reasons. Telling them this would potentially open up your company to a lawsuit (frivolous or otherwise). This is not to mention the hot water you could be in for stepping around HR in the interview process.

    You may feel you have an ethical obligation to set this guy straight, but you also have an ethical obligation to your company to not expose them to a potential lawsuit (or to bad PR from this guy telling others what you have said). Also, as crass as this may sound, would this action result in increasing shareholder value for your company? Professional ethics requires that you at least consider that question before taking an action such as this.

    It sounds like your heart is in the right place for wanting to tell this guy the truth, but really it isn't your job. It's the job of this guy's professors in school (through grades), and the job of his colleagues when he does land a job (through peer review or otherwise) to tell him that he is not as good as he thinks he is. Besides, if someone is that full of them self, do you really believe he would listen and not take offense?

    1. Re:You definitely should not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Alright, this is already like the 10th time I'm reading "legal reasons" or "liability." IANAL either. Still...

      Quote a damn law for crying out loud. Give a case. Anyone got anything concrete?

      Otherwise, you're just guessing, and worse, suggesting there is *additional* legal protection with keeping your mouth shut.

      Further, a person who is going to sue because you gave a suggestion is akin to a person suing for whatever or whichever reason, that's including you being silent (gave them a cold shoulder).

      What are they going to sue you on? There's no tort claim here unless you brutally lay into them. There's no law or liability for giving rejectees reason. You can imagine all sorts of convoluted crap, but any sort of scenario you imagine would be the same as a person making stuff up and suing you, suing you because they don't know why or because of a negative perception because you said nothing, etc.

      Note I'm not that you can or should give them advice, but if folks are saying say nothing to protect yourself, so please state the law, the case, or the study supporting this claim of additional protection. There are certainly federal, state, and local dicrimination laws, but you have to know those already prior to hiring anyways, so I'm left wondering what the hell you people are thinking that *opens* you up to liabilty beyond the normal scope of the hiring process.

    2. Re:You definitely should not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is an absurd response. Major corporations, in particular Citigroup, Microsoft, and IBM (we're talking Fortune 100 here) routinely have their interviewers -- nay, ENCOURAGE their interviewers -- to give feedback to job candidates who are interviewed but turned down. This is true on the private side too, at major law firms and at consulting and accounting firms (I personally know this to be true at McKinsey, Boston Consulting Group, Bain, and PriceWaterhouseCoopers -- though one of them eventually hired me). Anybody with a degree from a top b-school will tell you that recruiter/interviewer feedback is ESSENTIAL to the process.

    3. Re:You definitely should not by synx · · Score: 1

      I've never worked in those major corporations, but I've worked in 2 others, and that is now how we did business.

      Rules:
      - NEVER give feedback to the interviewee during the interview.
      - Dont answer any questions from people you've already interviewed - refer them to the recruiter.

      The reasons is you want to leave people with a good impression of the company. Flying off the handle at their missing/poor/weak skills/whatever is not good. Also there are issues regarding lawsuits and discrimination and all of that. As someone else noted, having "too much experience in X" is considered age discriminatory which IS illegal.

      Just leave it all for the recruiters. Interviewers generally avoid post-interview contact as much as possible.

      The system doesn't provide much accountability, but hey, it's not like a legal court.

    4. Re:You definitely should not by Greg_D · · Score: 1

      Recruiters don't have the technical competence to give valuable feedback, and learning from your failures is CERTAINLY valuable.

    5. Re:You definitely should not by norton_I · · Score: 1

      Flying off the handle is different that telling them why they didn't get the job. Telling someone that you didn't hire them because they had too much experience isn't the problem, either: not hiring them because of that is the problem. If you have specific, concrete reasons for not hiring someone (too little expereience, asking for too much money, another candidate was more qualified) it is fine to tell them in a constructive fashion. Vauge answers (we liked Jon better, we think your technical skills suck) may be problematic if the person you hired differes from the candidate on a legally protected discrimination criteria, though saying nothing might also cause this. You should obviously not tell someone if they were rejected due to a poor recommendation.

    6. Re:You definitely should not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What are they going to sue you on? There's no tort claim here unless you brutally lay into them. There's no law or liability for giving rejectees reason.

      Discrimination.

      Suppose you, as an interviewer, say, "I'm sorry, you don't have enough experience with technology X."

      And suppose the interviewee actually does have quite a bit of experience -- enough that he's considered an expert at technology X in the community. You might not know this, because you don't specialize in technology X, let alone know the names of important but obscure community members. The interviewee isn't going to believe your reasoning. Suddenly, your honest, if superficial, assessment becomes "an excuse". Indeed, if the interviewee thinks he knows technology X, he has a claim to file suit.

      There are way to be helpful without dealing with these kinds of liability issues. For instance, offer a standardized test. When you reject someone, tell them to brush up on technology X, because they bombed that section. This is good for everyone involved. As an interviewer, you get a more accurate assessment of each interviewee's technical skills. The proficient interviewee gets the same. The rejected interviewee gets honest feedback.

    7. Re:You definitely should not by Metasquares · · Score: 1
      enough that he's considered an expert at technology X in the community. You might not know this, because you don't specialize in technology X, let alone know the names of important but obscure community members

      If you don't specialize in technology X, you should not be making hiring decisions for specialists in technology X without an advisor or consultant present. At best, you don't have sufficient familiarity to accurately judge the applicant's skills, and at worst, the applicant can be unskilled and you may not know it.

      When I landed my second job, the disparity between what I knew and what my interviewers knew about the technology in question was great enough that I could have made something up and they still would have thought I was an expert.

      Also, I'm not sure how well standing in the community translates into having skill in that area. The most skilled at something are seldom the most popular. Objective tests are harder to fool.

      There are way to be helpful without dealing with these kinds of liability issues. For instance, offer a standardized test. When you reject someone, tell them to brush up on technology X, because they bombed that section. This is good for everyone involved. As an interviewer, you get a more accurate assessment of each interviewee's technical skills. The proficient interviewee gets the same. The rejected interviewee gets honest feedback.

      Right. This way, even if the applicant is a prominent member of the technology X community, he has a concrete reason to refer to and will be less likely to hold it against you (and perhaps more likely to reapply after he improves).

    8. Re:You definitely should not by Kalzus · · Score: 1

      There are way to be helpful without dealing with these kinds of liability issues. For instance, offer a standardized test.

      If the technology is obscure enough, where are you going to find a test that can be shown to be a fair evaluation of technology X that the test-taker can't attempt to refute in civil court? Even if you can prove it well, the act of going into small claims (or worse) will waste time.

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    9. Re:You definitely should not by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

      There's always protection in saying less, at least from a company policy perspective. Any time you open your mouth for anything you open the company to liability. The less you say the less chance of you have of saying something you shouldn't. My company has a policy that none of us are allowed to talk to the press about company plans, no matter how well known the plans are to the general public. Any reporter attempting to interview anyone must be directed to one of several people authorized to speak on the companies behalf to the world at large. Even if we offend no one we may gush about hopes for a product, leaving customers angry over us not living up to what we supposedly promised to deliver.

      I've come to the conclusion that what some higher ups are paid for is to know how to talk "freely" without saying anything that can possibly be taken wrong to project the image of an ethical company with nothing to hide. The higher up with a press release is a secondary mascot. Mr Peanut looking good doesn't tell you much about Planters. Bill Gates starting a philanthropic organization is actual good press for the company. Of course when you have a group whose stock in trade is being devoid of content no one will notice them unless they do something really bad, or really really good.

      Rambling aside, it would be nice if there was a standard "If you'd like to comment on my performance, I promise not to sue" form that would let companies leave feedback without fear. I expect most companies would consider this not worth the hassle / expense of keeping the forms on file in case they're needed later, or risking an inside job where someone "loses" the form so someone else can sue.

      As far as telling someone "no" if they didn't get the job, if you make a point to tell someone no (or yes), do it promptly. Six months after applying to one company (and 3 months into my current job) the 1st company sends a letter telling me that they have no applicable positions at this time. Well, even if they did, it's likely moot now... Another company I applied for on two occasions called me in for interviews both times, but 2-3 months later each time, after I'd gotten a job elsewhere.

      The best advice I recieved was on building resumes. A potential employer who said I was rejected for lack of experience (upfront and pleasently) suggested I change my resume from talking about what skills I technically had (through various courses in college I ended up spending several months each in about a dozen computer languages, all of which I listed, figuring that whatever I was hired for I'd absorb quickly) to listing only those skills I'd used at my last job, along with descriptions of specfic things I'd used them for. After this I was called in for many more interviews.

      If a company doesn't call you back, call back yourself. The company may want to know who REALLY wants the job.

    10. Re:You definitely should not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should definitely not say anything to this prospective employee. I am not a lawyer

      I'm not a brain surgeon but here's my opinion on how stroke patients should be cared for in the operating room.

      Does that sound crazy?

    11. Re:You definitely should not by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That's why you get technical reasons from the technical interviewers and let recruiters check for pitfalls.

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    12. Re:You definitely should not by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if the interviewee thinks he knows technology X, he has a claim to file suit.

      So what?. That could be swept aside with something as simple as: "Sorry, we got you confused with another applicant"

    13. Re:You definitely should not by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      Suppose you, as an interviewer, say, "I'm sorry, you don't have enough experience with technology X." And suppose the interviewee actually does have quite a bit of experience.
      Then WTF is one doing interviewing people for a specific position, if one makes mistakes like that?
    14. Re:You definitely should not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely not! I agree that this is a possible PR & legal nightmare. In addition, there are more ways to communicate other than verbal. The interviewer's and interviewee's body language says more that any verbal conversation or skills test will ever reveal.

      Regardless of the side of an interview I am on, I constantly look for the body language 'signs' to judge how the interview is going. An interview is more than just find the **best** coder. An interview is looking for the best fit for the organization.

      If the interviewee doesn't know by the end of the interview whether they are skilled enough, then it is their loss.

    15. Re:You definitely should not by SouperMike · · Score: 1
      the reason that these interviews are setup in such a manor

      Your interviews are set up in elaborate properties? How can I work for your company?

    16. Re:You definitely should not by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      I'm confused. Why would someone who was told "you don't know X well enough", who does indeed believe he knows X, have any good claim to a discrimination lawsuit? By the definition of the hiring authority, he didn't know X well enough to get the job. He's not discrimated against because knowledge is not currently a protected reason for discrimination.

      Sure, he could sue, but it doesn't appear that he's got anything that'd win.

  14. True Story by El_Smack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was hiring a programmer for a project, and had one I liked. I Googled his name, email address, got nothin'. Then I Googled the *newsgroups*. This guy posted on alt.drugs.hard that he had just moved to my city, and was lamenting how hard it was to find good heroin. He had also posted to something like alt.alien.contact, how aliens had been contacting him, and he had picture proof, in the dust patterns on his T.V. He linked to the pic on the web, but it was less than convincing.

    So what did I tell him? Nothing. Just that I had hired someone else, and thanks for his time.

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    1. Re:True Story by thehickcoder · · Score: 1

      Ummm... shouldn't your sig either be:

      There are 10 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
      -or-
      There is 01 kind of car in the world. The General Lee.

      10 binary = 2 decimal
      01 binary = 01 decimal

    2. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      and what if someone posted fake information about you on the web and employers used that as a reason to not hire you?

    3. Re:True Story by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently you were never a Dukes of Hazard fan as a kid.

      The number painted on the side of the General Lee was 01

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    4. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let the record show that Sean McLachlan:

      Is addicted to crack.
      Fucks his mom.
      Can't program worth a shit.
      Is a fucking idiot.

      I'm too lazy to make an account, but do you see how that works?

      Asshole.

    5. Re:True Story by siufish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How did you look him up in newsgroups? Using his REAL name and REAL email address?

      If he really posted his REAL name and REAL email address on public newsgroups, he should never be a programmer anyway.

    6. Re:True Story by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Well done, but I urge you to NOT make an example out of GP's author.

      Other idiots like GP won't get a clue anyways, so you'll just mess up this guy's life for nothing...

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    7. Re:True Story by kst · · Score: 1

      If he really posted his REAL name and REAL email address on public newsgroups, he should never be a programmer anyway.

      If this is intended to be a general point, it's nonsense. I post to Usenet with my real name and a real e-mail address all the time. Why should that disqualify me from being a programmer?

      (If you just mean that he shouldn't post under his real name complaining about how difficult it is to get heroin, then I have no argument.)

    8. Re:True Story by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

      Care to explain that reasoning?

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    9. Re:True Story by alienmole · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This from a guy whose Slashdot profile has a URL which links to gay porn?

    10. Re:True Story by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Somehow I don't think that he lists "El_Smack" as his name when applying for jobs.

    11. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he really posted his REAL name and REAL email address on public newsgroups, he should never be a programmer anyway.

      If someone else posted those messages, fraudulently using his name and his email address in public newsgroups, he should never be a programmer anyway.

    12. Re:True Story by OfficeSubmarine · · Score: 1

      Newsgroups are great for that. Another good idea is to go the reverse, and check out the companies domain on newsgroups. Find out what the company seems weak on and brush up on it before the interview.

    13. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just googled you, "Anonymous Coward", and I think you... spend too much time on slahsdot.

    14. Re:True Story by Kozz · · Score: 1

      Uhm. Whatever. First of all... porn. Whoop-de-doo. Yeah, we all like porn. So what. And gay porn? Well, it ain't -technically- a crime to be gay, now, is it? That's two strikes against you.

      I think I'd rather hire a gay man who enjoys the occasional porn, rather than a heroin addict who thinks he's been receiving communications from aliens. You dig?

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    15. Re:True Story by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also worked for a group that declined to hire one guy for similar reasons, although that wasn't the only one. We noticed he had an AOL address, and on a hunch, we looked up hometwon.aol.com/hisusername. And were shocked. I mean, the web page was horrible to begin with, style wise, and had a sort of a gansta-meets-renn-fest theme ("Wenches and bitches, welcome to my m'lord's sweet dungeon!"). Judging from his wealth of photos, we estimated he graduated high school not more than three years ago, so his experience and college accreditations, as well as his age were a slight bit off. He was not a guy who had graduated from some college last year, but apparently lived with his mom after high school and decided to go into the IT world because, "Dat's where tha money is! Werd!"

      Then we found the photo section. While most of them were him and his friends "frontin' for the wenches of White Castle, yo," there was an alarming set of him and his friends peeing on various objects on our fine city: light poles, phone booths, newspaper stands, museum steps. It was like a photo journal of things they could pee on, along with commentary of what happened. Including a homeless guy. "Hahaha, he never woke up, neither! Doh!"

      He declined to hire him because he actually didn't pass basic tech questions, but it was so hard to look this guy square in the eye after seeing those pictures. I didn't know whether to laugh at hit or hit him. You really couldn't tell because he had cleaned up well with a shirt and tie, but it was definitely the same guy.

    16. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, anyone who links to a gay porn site from Slashdot without warning deserves anything they get. I've found a lot of interesting things following different posters' home page links, but in this case, I'm pretty glad neither my GF nor my boss is standing behind me right now.

    17. Re:True Story by alienmole · · Score: 1

      I don't care about what's criminal or moral, etc. What I'm referring to is how employers tend to react to such things. My comment was an implied observation that if the OP had used his own real name in posting about gay porn, that there'd be a pretty good chance that a potential employer would have turned him down on that basis alone, just as he turned down the allegedly alien-loving heroin addict.

    18. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, I clicked the link before reading your post.

      Now I bet my boss will be alerted to that via the access logs.

      bah, asshole OP deserves what he gets.

    19. Re:True Story by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 1

      If you want to be truly pedantic, any number with a leading '0' like that is meant to be octal. But I digress, it's still a 1.

    20. Re:True Story by Kalzus · · Score: 1

      Was his name John Smith? Or, did he actually post mother's maiden name, living area, SSID and driver's license numbers in his UseNet messages?

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    21. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I clicked your site (http://www.classi-find.net/)and found that you are a site admin for a gay site with "big cocks". I hope that does loads for you some day

    22. Re:True Story by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You don't deserve to be hiring anyone if that's your "research". How do you know it's the same guy? Are unique names mandatory in your town? "Innocent until proven guilty" springs to mind, and you're clearly no judge.

    23. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I see how it works. Sorry if I caused you any trouble. Notice I'm not putting your name on this, but I've still got your resume. Let's make sure neither one of us ever thinks about this again. You win, I lose.

    24. Re:True Story by littlewink · · Score: 1

      Could you e-mail his resume, please?

      We do gaming development and he sounds like an excellent match: plenty of creativity, consistent imaginative input and likely to quickly find his way around roadblocks.

      Plus we find it's always easy to tell druggies that we gave them their paycheck already, that the bank says it's been cashed, etc. So we save a bundle using these guys as developers.

    25. Re:True Story by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      I'm too lazy to make an account, but do you see how that works?

      No. Because you, who don't have Mr. McLachlan's e-mail address (name's not important), defame him, this is equivalent to the guy defaming himself?

    26. Re:True Story by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      And get sued for discrimination on his sexual orientation?

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  15. Touchy subject and legal ramifications by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I, like others have posted, typically don't tell the interviewee how they did. The standard line I use for those that inquire is "after the interview, I make an assessment of your skill level and appropriateness for the job, I then give this to the hiring manager (which sometimes is myself) and it's up to them to figure out if those variables meet their criteria". While it would be nice to tell everyone how they did, from a practical standpoint it often leads to bigger troubles (I know this from experience). One other aspect is that this day and age, one has to be very careful about what you tell a candidate, it could be that "you didn't think they were a good fit", which often means that you thought they were a putz, but of course you can't say that (that they were a putz). So I just leave the legaleeze to those that are trained in it (HR).

    BTW, I never "toy" with candidates. AAMOF, I try to go out of my way to keep them relaxed and not discouraged if things aren't going well. The point of the interview is to try to assess their abilities and appropriateness for the job, not to make myself feel superiour or have a team of folks that "interview well" but can't code worth a darn. I also don't want to exclude people because they "don't interview well". Some folks just get nervous, and I would hate to pass on someone good just because of that (after all, how many of us know other techies that are awesome at what they do, but have a few issues with their "social graces").

    1. Re:Touchy subject and legal ramifications by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember my first 8 rejections ever. I was/am a self trained programmer, having a few years of experience and proving (through a single course) that I was more than up to the task. But, like many others, I went in nervous, and I screwed up. They were looking for a developer who could be put up on the stage. I wasn't told how I did, or where to improve.

      My 9th Interview, at the end of it, I asked what they thought I could improve, just in case I didn't go back. The interview panel were surprised, but gave me a few pointers which I hastily scribbled into a notebook. I was called back for my second interview, and made sure that I took all those points into account. I got the job and worked quite happily with the team.

      If it wasn't for the interview team telling me where they thought I could do better, I would probably still be hacking code on IRC and bumming off my parents.

      About the only other thing I can say is this: If your worried about the legal ramifications, and the bloke (or girl) you tell screwed up wants to press charges about it, you probably wouldn't want them working for you anyway...

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    2. Re:Touchy subject and legal ramifications by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      95% of the time we turn down applicants because their resume did not match their skills (ie dishonest). I am certainly not going to help polish their lies.

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  16. I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A lot of employers are not even contacting you AT ALL after the interview. I mean, I can understand why you can't contact everyone that sends in a resume, but jeeze... if you've shown enough interest to interview a person, you should at least tell them that they DIDN'T get the job.

    1. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      A lot of employers are not even contacting you AT ALL after the interview. That never happened to me... maybe you scare them?
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    2. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Sadly, there are a lot of really bad employers out there. I have had a couple of interviews where I didn't hear anything from them afterward even after a polite prod for information or if they did send any word, it was months later (at which point I had already written them off a long time ago).

      Thankfully they seem to be the exception rather than the rule, but they do happen.

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    3. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've made it to the second interview in some places, and never heard from them again -- no replies to email, no returned voicemails. It was months later before I got a thank you for sending-in an application, and that someone would call me soon. The polite thing would have been to at least call back, or send an email saying that they hired someone else. It isn't too much to ask!

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    4. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by Misagon · · Score: 1

      Sadly, this seems to be the norm, even after you have been to an interview.
      You would think it would be common courtesy to do so, but nooooo.

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    5. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by ckedge · · Score: 1

      There's a reason for this! They don't want to completely close the door to making an offer to you someday in the future, should various circumstsances change.

    6. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      This, of course, assumes that the candidates are fairly evenly matched and it went down to minute detail to figure out who to hire in the end. If you got beat by the big fish, all of the post-interview thank you notes, professional dress, etc won't add up to much.

      In the course of my job search, I've only met one or two people that actually stay in touch after the interview (although I wasn't hired) and take an interest in what I've been up to. Their offices are places I would want to work based on that alone. Finding a company that doesn't jerk its applicants around is finding an oasis in the desert these days.

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    7. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      That's easy: Just write something along the lines of "You are not the right for this job, but we would like to keep your resume for future jobs we may have to offer." Which also is a partly-positive response for the applicant, because while it tells him that he didn't get the job, it also tells him that it's not his fault, and he might be offered another job later.

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    8. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      There's a reason for this! They don't want to completely close the door to making an offer to you someday in the future, should various circumstsances change.

      It's still rude to not send a response. A better approach is what happened with a friend of mine; the company informed him that they were planning on interviewing other candidates and might contact him in 3-5 months. 4 months later, he got the job.

      What's funny is that the one company that didn't send me a response later hired (and fired) my college's big-time drug dealer who was caught cheating on a major assignment! Karma is such a bitch.

    9. Re:I just wish to be contacted AT ALL by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      That's easy: Just write something along the lines of "You are not the right for this job, but we would like to keep your resume for future jobs we may have to offer." Which also is a partly-positive response for the applicant, because while it tells him that he didn't get the job, it also tells him that it's not his fault, and he might be offered another job later.
      Well, the "we keep your resume on file for future jobs" seems to be a standard response lots of companies send out in such case. But do they actually ever follow up on that? Are there cases were people were suddenly offered jobs years later at a company where they initially failed?
  17. Don't worry about it by abradsn · · Score: 1

    Eventually they will get more experience and a job, and may even do well at it eventually. Let recruiters tell people what mistakes they have made. Besides that, some people come away knowing where they had trouble in an interview/job/contract and do their best to get better in the deficient areas. Unless you are there coach or teacher, then just let them be.

  18. How do people get jobs these days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the past seven months, I have been applying for jobs. I would take anything, even a retail job or mopping floors at a fast food place. I have applied to twelve different fast food places and at least fifteen different retail stores, including Circuit City and Wal-Mart. I fill out the application to the best of my ability, but I have no previous job experience. I've never worked before. I have had two interviews. In both, they called me back and said they weren't interested. I have done very well in high school, but they don't seem to care. How do you get your first job? I am fairly technically inclined (C/C++/Java) and have done well in the programming classes at high school. I do well in German and use excellent English grammar. I do well in all activities and have many awards, I am the student of the semester, but I can't get a job. I think job candidates should be told more than "you aren't a final candidate for the position!"

    1. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Have you considered a breath mint?

      no offence, but if you cant get hired to do fast food work, it may not be your technique. Plenty of people have bad breath, but NO ONE ever tells them. Sad but true. Use of deoderant is also a plus.

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    2. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by desertfool · · Score: 1

      If you are a programmer, then a High School Education won't get you in the door-- you need more schooling. The fast food places and the people that do the hiring there know that you are out the door the first time you get a better offer, so you get nothing there. I hate to say it, I know my degree means nothing in my chosen field, but it means something to employers.

      Get yourself in to your local 2 year school at least and suffer through it. Once you are in school you can get the job mopping floors at the fast food joint: they think you need the work and will give you a job knowing you have a least a couple of years with them. Then you can go on to bigger and better things.

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    3. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by duguk · · Score: 1

      Good point, and too true. What about those of us who can't afford two years more schooling? Especially without a job?

      My advice is to find a small company, be honest and express that you're more than happy to show your experience and even spend an hour coding something up as a proof of your skills. Some places will be happy to take you on.

      If not, try applying to these fast-food places with a 'lower' skilled CV, some basic interests but come across as a fairly average boring person. You might end up doing better.

      Me? I'm stuck in a crappy little company, only part-time, fairly average money but just not enjoying IT anymore. I can't afford to go back to college or uni, so its either find somewhere that appreciates me -- schools have often been a favourite of mine so far because of the sense of achievement there (but the low pay), start my own business (which I'm trying -- see sig!), or to move out of IT -- which would feel a real shame as I know I'm quite proficient in some odd areas. Maybe I'll just be a postman.

      DugUK

    4. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

      Wow. I have never heard of anybody having it so bad. First of all, if you're a coder, then you should focus on coding. You need the experience of having built something. You should decide on your own to build some big non-hacker software project. Then, in your interview--even if you haven't had a job yet--you can talk about the experience of moving a project from concept to finished code.

    5. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It wasn't too many years ago I was in your position.
      I think the best route to a good job is formal education. Once you've been rubberstamped showing that you can follow directions, meet deadlines, and juggle multiple tasks, a lot more people are willing to look at you. This is the way to go til you get that foot in the door.

      I should note, however, that I didn't do this. I worked restaurants in the dish pit or as a runner until I found a little PC repair shop; the work there led to junior contracting work; that gave me systems experience and contacts, which led to a job as head of the helpdesk where I was able to get even more systems experience, and then a junior sysadmin job, a bit more contracting, and now two jobs as senior engineer. I find that my varied background and my CONSTANT pursuit of new knowledge and skills has put me in good standing with my peers, usually looked up to and sought for advice. Without college, I have broken six figures and worked on mainframes, linux and unix servers, windows servers, AD, everything. So nothing is set in stone.
      whew. life story.

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    6. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get out of web development while you still can. It's sleazier than dealing drugs.

    7. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't feel bad, I am currently unemployed, I have a university degree in a pure science, 15 years professional experience, a small publications portfolio and I have submitted over 240 resumes in the last two years with only one reply. In the past I simply had bad luck with changes in management at every job I took in my field. So I have given up on the field. It was pretty much the same thing every time, get a great job with a great boss, then the management/ownership changes (inevitably for the worse, much worse) and I get driven out. Lady luck has a whip with my name on it.

      The only reply I got in the last two years was for a fake resume I submitted to a chain restaurant with a cover letter that said I was in jail for the last 12 years. I was psyched, but at the interview the owner asked for my (non-existent) parole officer's phone number to talk to them before hiring me (and it seemed he was going to, as he said: "we won't tell anyone else here about your record though"). I said I'd get it for him and never looked back after leaving. It was very illuminating however. It made it pretty clear that fast food restaurants don't want to hire middle aged scientists, middle aged houswives, yes, scientists, no.

      The killer these days is credit record, bad credit record? Your resume goes right to the garbage. (Never mind that credit reporting agencies make no efforts to determine that the companies reporting supposed debts to them are not in fact criminals.) You might not be getting work because as a recent high school graduate you have no credit history which is almost as bad as a poor credit record. Your credit record has more to do with your employability than any education, skills or knowledge you may or not posses.

      I'm still unemployed. I've pretty much given up on it. I now work online over dialup writing installers, converting databases, customising web applications and the like for about $2-3 an hour. Its better than welfare anyway, it is enough to survive on in Canada if you're very, very thrifty and don't tell the government you're getting it.

    8. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      Not true - my second job, which I landed while in my third year of high school, was in IT (mostly sysadmin and web development, so not *quite* programming). That was enough to get my foot in the door; all my jobs since then were skilled.

      I landed that job by demonstrating to the employers that I was well-versed in both their business' industry (they dealt in historical documents, so that meant a firm knowledge of history) and in my own field.

      I did that by showing them my independent projects. Having independent work to show to an employer is a way to back up claims of experience when lacking traditional job experience or education. Also, many people in the industry (myself included) believe that Good Programmers like to program outside of a job context, and thus have independent work to show.

      A caveat: don't assume you can create a career out of programming without a college education: your pay will be substandard, you will find it more difficult to find work, you will miss out on some great opportunities for networking and personal growth, and you will lack much of theoretical depth that the rest of us have, if not the practical knowledge as well. I'm mentioning this so you can do what I did: build up formidable amounts of experience while you're still in school so that by the time you graduate, you will have a definite advantage.

    9. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      You need to brush up on your web design skills then, or at least stop using dreamweaver.

      I run my screen at 1280x1028 and don't run my browser maximised. Consequently, your layout gets screwed up. The images behind your navigation links are hidden behind the background of the text, and so is the small text on your logo.

      Example 1
      Example 2

      BTW, I use Firefox in linux.
    10. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by duguk · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your advice, I've been meaning to do a redesign for a while for more compatibility. I'll get onto it and I appreciate the help. That's some nice use of OSCommerce by the way, a very good PHP Shop there!

      DugUK

    11. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by sowth · · Score: 1

      I think programming is going the same way as electronics did. The heyday is gone, and all the pure/top jobs are taken by those who got their degrees a long time ago and have much experience. Anyone new to the field isn't going to find much work as a programmer.

      If you really want to get a job with computers, you need to look at other jobs. Something where programming skills may help, but the job title is something else. Maybe an office job. You said you know German and English, I'm sure many large corporations could use multilingual people....

      One other problem: sometimes you don't get the job for other reasons. Maybe you don't dress right or some other silly thing. Try a mock interview with someone or ask others what they think... I think that is what the "breath mint" guy was trying to say.

    12. Re:How do people get jobs these days? by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      That's some nice use of OSCommerce by the way, a very good PHP Shop there!
      Thanks, it's a work in progress really, video takes so much time to process, but I'm getting there.
  19. Liability, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Every job interview is a potential lawsuit waiting to happen. Your job interviewing candidates is to minimize that threat. You should already know all this if you are interviewing candidates. For example, you might think asking about somebody's kids is a polite thing to do, but actually it's a legal liability because you might trying to figure out whether a female candidate is planning to have children in the future (...because if they are, it would be a bad idea to hire them because of huge costs you have to bear due to maternity leave).

    And yes, it means that you really can't provide constructive criticism. Frankly, it's not your place to provide such criticism anyway. Just because a candidate is not appropriate for your position doesn't mean they aren't competent for another.

    I suggest that you talk to your HR department and get the answers to these sorts of questions.

    1. Re:Liability, of course by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      I think this is important... You can ask questions like "Tell me about yourself" but it would be dangerous to ask "Tell me about your family / are you married" etc. One way of finding out about some of the "don't ask" questions is to volunteer your own info in an informal conversation, and see if that prompts them into releasing theirs on their own accord.

      But in general, giving feed back is not a good idea due to the potential liability you mentioned. If you feel you must say something, keep it generic like: "we are not going to extend an employment offer to you at this time but will keep your resume on file for possible future positions." If they ask why, it's best to have something ready like: "Company policy prohibits us from discussing internal decisions and deliberations with people outside the company" (assuming that you have a company policy of course.)

    2. Re:Liability, of course by dekemoose · · Score: 1

      Actually, I had an HR briefing not too long ago and they didn't even really want us to ask things like "So tell me about yourself". If it wasn't related to the job, they don't want us to discuss it. There was a whole list of things that sounded fairly harmless, but which they wanted to be phrased in a particular way so as to be as completely innocuous as possible. It's too bad really, because an individuals personality means a lot about how they're going to fit into a team, and apparently now we're not allowed to find out about that. Bleh.

    3. Re:Liability, of course by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Cowards. Short-sighted cowards. If a company's reasons for not hiring someone are so lame or subjective they can't be told without having to worry about a lawsuit, there's something wrong with the company's hiring policies. Such attitudes suggest companies that do not value people, that think they can treat job applicants like mushrooms. And these employers act like they really think their reputations won't get around. Sadly, this seems to be most employers. Job descriptions are purposely packed full of subjective fluff, things like "proven ability to complete projects on time and within budget", "self starter", etc. It's obvious one of the reasons for that is so they have something plausible and totally unprovable to offer as a reason in case they must. They act like there are always more applicants, and if they actually do run short, they can go crying to Congress to raise H1B caps. Maybe having to provide reasons will help ensure that the reasons are good solid ones. So many companies seem to feel that because they are paying, working for them is a privilege, and the employees ought to be grateful, and express that gratitude by being good little "company men" and not raising certain questions. And applicants of course ought to be glad for any opportunity to beg for a job. Notice to employers: on average, companies that are successful must get more out of their employees than they put into them in pay. People are a company's most valuable asset. Businesses understand that about their regular customers. If a customer returns an item and a business wants to know why, the customer is often more than eager to give them a big earful why. Why not tell a rejected job applicant why? Just and fair reasons shouldn't have to be hidden from anything. Has there been any study done on whether this fear of lawsuits over employment practices is rational? Is it that for too many jobs there actually are unstated and unfair criteria? Such is the reputation of HR.

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    4. Re:Liability, of course by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      "Tell me about yourself" is not an open invitation to a life story. It's a generic question designed to give a candidate time to speak a little about himself and his work habits, passions, etc. It IS related to the job unless the candidate seriously misunderstands what you're talking about. Though unlike my peers, I won't mock someone and boot them out for making a social faux pas of this sort. He may have only been to a few formal interviews. It happens.

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    5. Re:Liability, of course by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      You missed the point completely. The poster wasn't talking about a company that doesn't hire people because of their personal lives, he was talking about potential frivolous lawsuits.

      If a woman is asked in an interview about her children, and she states that she has none but is thinking about having some soon, then even if a company chooses not to hire because she's unqualified, she still has grounds to file a lawsuit stating they didn't hire her for familial reasons.

    6. Re:Liability, of course by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      That's why I asked whether any study had been done on how many employment opportunity lawsuits had been filed, and what percentage of them were frivolous. I'm guessing here, but guessing that this particular fear that employers have is vastly overblown. Possibly the fear isn't even a real one, it's just an excuse-- maybe some employers would rather look gutless than whatever worse things would come out if they talked too much.

      Asking about applicants' families is not the same thing as refusing to tell them why they weren't hired. It's just dumb to ask about family-- everyone has some issues there, the info either won't or shouldn't be relevant to hiring considerations, and asking about it does indeed open the door to lawsuits. But not aiding applicants sincere efforts to improve themselves by answering their questions is just plain rude. Especially if the reason for the rejection is no reflection on them, like, the budget was cut, project was cancelled, or there were so many good candidates we had to draw names from a hat, and even more especially if there's some chance the applicant would be wanted for some other position a little later. Being tight lipped may look safer from a lawsuit viewpoint, but it has costs, just like hiding under your bed vs. walking down the street.

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  20. Uhhh.... by posterlogo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!! You DID NOT just correct someone's grammer using two sentences starting with uncapitalized words. SNAP!

    1. Re:Uhhh.... by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      The initial character was a quote mark, and it was properly capitalized. :-)

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    2. Re:Uhhh.... by posterlogo · · Score: 0

      I don't give a WRAT SASS about your opinion!!! I wasn't the one claiming to be the grammAr guru. By the way, mine wasn't a grammatical mistake, it was a speeling misteak. LOok up grammar in the dictionary, fool: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/grammar

    3. Re:Uhhh.... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      I believe it is spelled "DI'EHNT."

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    4. Re:Uhhh.... by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      It's okay to leave a word uncapitalized if it's in quotation marks. Even at the beginning of a sentence. The Real WTF (TM) is that they used double quotation marks instead of single quotation marks for a single word.

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    5. Re:Uhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFTER the parent spelled it correctly.

      This is a fragment. Consider revising it.

  21. why does ask slashdot get questions like this? by dopaz · · Score: 0

    The answer is no. I think you should consult your lawyer or your HR department. Why would you look for input on slashdot for a question like this?

    1. Re:why does ask slashdot get questions like this? by Boone^ · · Score: 1

      Usually to start a discussion. I'm guessing the majority of Slashdot's readership is on the younger side of the general population, and are probably just getting to the point where they help interview at their company.

    2. Re:why does ask slashdot get questions like this? by eis271828 · · Score: 1

      Not everyone works for a large company. Small programming companies have only a few people, typically not divided into one-person departments.

    3. Re:why does ask slashdot get questions like this? by hax4bux · · Score: 1

      I ask myself the same question any career topic comes up on /.

      The real answer is context dependent and mostly common sense anyway.

  22. I wouldn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These days anybody will sue anyone else for anything. If you provide any information, you may be providing grounds for a lawsuit. The usual thing to do is provide a letter that says, "Although we were impressed with your qualifications, we found someone else better suited for the job." Then, if the candidate insists on knowing why they didn't get the job you can tell them that, unfortunately, you can't discuss the qualifications of the winning candidate because of privacy concerns.

    It does sound not very nice but our organization has suffered big time because someone was nice and provided too much information. (It was when someone was let go before they had completed their probation. The principle is the same though.)

    1. Re:I wouldn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does sound not very nice but our organization has suffered big time because someone was nice and provided too much information. (It was when someone was let go before they had completed their probation. The principle is the same though.)

      No, it's not nice, and I have to work hard and bite my tongue to keep from being the nice guy.

      I can see why companies do it, but I have to wonder how many women were sued for telling their boyfriends/husbands what they did wrong to get to where they are now.

  23. Hey look, it's the Prima donna developer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In the team technical interview they prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only is he (or she) not as adequate as he thinks he is, but has demonstrated that he is a danger to any code base.

    Hey look, it's the Prima donna developer! Your code must be PERFECT! All of your opinions are CORRECT!

    Chances are you aren't qualified enough to really tell if "he is a danger to any code base".

    Really, it sounds like you want to talk about how your sills are utterly superior to the job candidate.

    (I'm not a developer, but I deal with your types wayy too often).

  24. Dont tell them! by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

    Tell them? No way! Instead give him a list of competitors and say he might have a better shot there...

  25. It's your responsibility to tell them. by Rimbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a story about Art Rooney, long-time owner of an American football franchise in Pittsburgh -- the Steelers. He had to fire his quarterback, who wasn't getting the job done. As the QB was leaving, Rooney saw him from his limo and shouted at him: "I hope you become the greatest QB who ever lived!"

    The QB's name? Johnny Unitas.

    If I've learned nothing else in life, it's that building good relationships with people will get you further than anything else. I've also learned that it's important to serve as a mentor to people.

    If you tell them in a kindly manner that they're not applying for a job they're qualified for, and that they should modify their job searches to meet their existing skill sets, you saved them tons of job-hunting trouble. (If you express it well and they still don't pay you any heed, it's their own damned fault.)

    Having been on both sides of that interview table, I know how much it matters to that individual. And both your personal success and your company's success depend on the relationships you build.

    The key thing about building relationships is that you have to have that function activated all the time; you can't just turn it on selectively. If you're selective, you become a two-faced suck-up, and people will know that's what you are -- to say nothing of the opportunities you'll miss when you treat someone like shit and they one day turn out to be big-time.

    Every person who ever succeeded faced rejection at some point by someone else. Be damned sure that they remember those things. They remember who gave them assistance along the way, and those who did not.

    Moreover, when that one rejectee does succeed, and tells all his admirers and fans about that time you shot him down for a job, is he going to talk about how you helped steer him in the right direction, or how you were an asshole?

    Don't be that asshole. Be like Art Rooney. Help the candidate out.

    1. Re:It's your responsibility to tell them. by PiSkyHi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I like it.

      First time someone has pointed out that as an employer, you may not know exactly what you're looking for. Most posts here seem to imply that if you don't meet the criteria, you must be inadequate. Its possible that the employer is inadequate, or just doesn't know enough about the field - which is why they are hiring.

      Most people who like to refer to the word "economics" I've found, usually mean they don't like dealing with people. It actually makes a lot of economic sense to respect people, there differences should dissussed in an atmosphere of respect. If that atmosphere can't be respected by either party, then its safe to walk away.

      I believe people who learn this respect will do well and end up working with people who have this respect.

    2. Re:It's your responsibility to tell them. by turnipsatemybaby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish slashdot had a special moderation adjustment for comments like this. It's worth far more than just the max 5 points.

    3. Re:It's your responsibility to tell them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I entered the IT field years ago, I applied for a position with Bethlehem Steel. It was advertised in the Sunday paper, which is where you mainly looked for jobs in those days. This was back when Bethlehem still existed as a mighty industrial firm near the top of the Fortune 500. Fresh out of college, I considered myself a hotshot and knew it all (or so I thought!) -- nailing this job would be a cinch.

      Several evenings later, I was somewhat perplexed to receive a phone call from a somewhat stern, older manager at Bethlehem. No, he didn't invite me to an interview, but instead took about fifteen minutes of his time to go over my resume, pointing out where it could be improved. I especially recall him telling me that portions of my cover letter were a bit "pompous", and that it could be made better by changing the wording or tone of several lines. Of course I was brought down several pegs by all this, and was more than a little irritated by it all after we hung up. But several days later when I again went over my stuff, I realized he was absolutely right. Heeding his advice, I made some changes and then sent out several more letters for other positions. Soon afterward I had my first interview and job offer.

      And here it is thirty-some years later. I never really set the world on fire, but I've had a long and rewarding career and even spent some time in the steel industry. Bethlehem Steel no longer exists and that old manager, too, most likely has gone to the grave. But I've never really forgotten that late evening phone call from a gruff old guy (probably well-paid and sitting behind a huge mahogany desk somewhere at corporate HQ) gently but firmly giving a rather brash young punk some well-needed advice, along with a little encouragement that he could do better.

      You just never know how ten or fifteen minutes of time, or just a little constructive criticism, can affect or shape another's life.

    4. Re:It's your responsibility to tell them. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Thank you very much for the kind words.

    5. Re:It's your responsibility to tell them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wish slashdot had a special moderation adjustment for comments like this. It's worth far more than just the max 5 points.
      Wouldn't matter, I'd just mod parent down for "probably fake sports parable."
  26. As someone who is searching/interviewing now... by PurifyYourMind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I would love to get feedback from employers. It's too bad that we live in such a litigious society where you can't even give advice to people who don't make the cut.

    1. Re:As someone who is searching/interviewing now... by celardore · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, the link in your signature is something like http: //adultmediaboard.com, so sorry but you have not been successful this time. We welcome your application in future.

      Best regards,

      Lois, file this under recycling please.

    2. Re:As someone who is searching/interviewing now... by duguk · · Score: 1

      I feel for you man. You're having problems in the job market but you can get +5 interesting on slashdot!

      Why not try putting that on your Resumé/CV?

      Best of luck :) -DugUK

    3. Re:As someone who is searching/interviewing now... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      Sometimes its not legal reasons why you shouldn't tell someone why they didn't get the job.

      If its something you didn't like, maybe the very next company will. (e.g. He asked for too much money, but the next company is willing to pay it. If he had taken you advice he would have lost out.)

      If its something very obvious, e.g. bad attitude, improper clothing, well the person doesn't have a clue and probally wouldn't realize the value of your advice.

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      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    4. Re:As someone who is searching/interviewing now... by powerpointmonkey · · Score: 1

      I have been involved in the hiring of all technical people for the last couple of companies I've worked for. My approach when faced with a candidate who obviusly does not meet the grade is to continue with the interview and treat them no differently to any other candidate. I will then get in touch with the agent after the interview (not sure about over the pond, but here in the UK, pretty much 100% of candidates arrive via agencies) and have an honest discussion about why the candidate did not make the grade. For me this is the best approach because

      1)The candidate (hopefully) has a positive experience

      2)The agent can forward my feedback to the candidate on an unofficial basis without me worrying about legal issues.

      3) The agent gets a better idea about the sort of candidate I'm looking for.

  27. Good Manners by aphxtwn · · Score: 1

    If we removed all levels of efficiency and legality and boiled it down to basic human behavior and manners, yeah, you should be nice to everyone and send personalized responses to what the needs were and how the applicant didn't meet them. As an applicant, if I don't get a response and it's a position I am hyped about, I try to reach them until I do get a response, good or bad. The only time I told an applicant specific reasons why they weren't hired was when a friend applied but didn't make the cut. On a side note, I think it's kinda sad that you can't always be polite because of legal reasons.

  28. Rejecting failed applicants? by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's not the way to go about it. You hire these failures, and then you slowly crush their soul and destroy their lives, then sue them. Isn't that what business is all about? As if I'm going to hire the best and brightest. That's no fun.

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  29. Constructive feedback is not your job... by Binder · · Score: 1


    I once had a candidate apply for a senior software positon. Their resume looked good, 10 years industry experience, c, c++, yadda yadda. When I started asking questions we got some interesting information though. First of all he had recieved a degree in EE 18 years ago. Since then he had taken exactly one CS course, in C++. To top if off here is how the questioning went wrt. hash tables.

    Are you familiar with hash tables?
    Yes.
    When would you use a hash table?
    When you needed to put things into it and take things out.
    What are the performance characteristics of a hash table?
    They are fast.
    When would you use a hash table instead of another data structure?
    When you wanted to put things into it and take things out.
    Could you give me an example of when a hash table would be a bad choice?
    They are always fast.

    It went on from there.

    Even though it was obvious he wasn't suitable for a software positons it isn't your job as a prospective employer to help him with his interviewing skills.

    Now I have been known to make exceptions for recent college grads or foreigners who aren't familiar with the country.

    Your job is to fill a position in your company. Nothing else. Mean, but thats the way it is.

    1. Re:Constructive feedback is not your job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Constructive feedback is not your job..."

      I feel sorry for the poor SOB who has to work for you. In my book, you talk to people and give them feedback because that is the decent HUMAN thing to do. Stop being such a spineless manager robot. Try treating people like people for a change instead of possible liabilities to your job security.

  30. Yes, but not right there by dedazo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Definitely tell them - in a nice, constructive way - that they sucked. Just do it afterwards, in a post-interview follow up email. You should always do this anyway, as it is the right thing to do. Even if they simply weren't a fit for the job and didn't necessarily suck. But don't do it immediately after the interview.

    When I was starting out I would have appreciated employers contacting me after an interview and telling me "you're good, but you got to get better at X and Y". I do the same now every time I go through a hiring cycle. I've found that most developers (that's who I hire, obviously) are by and large grateful at you for doing that. There's always going to be the occasional dick that replies with "well fuck you I didn't want to work at your stupid company anyway", but I could really care less.

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  31. At least be somewhat diplomatic about it. by WobindWonderdog · · Score: 1

    When I came back after a year overseas to look for a job, I ended up with two offers. One of them (found through direct contact) offered about 20k more than the other (through a hiring agency). I spoke to the latter, asking if they could better their offer, and the agency basically flat out told me "You're not worth it. This is a great salary!" (granted, for a graduate, which I have most definitely not been, for quite a few years) "You'll come crawling back to me in two months just -begging- for a job!".

    Naturally I declined their generous offer, and five months later, am still in the other job and quite happy with my decision.

    I've also been warning everyone I can get my hands on to avoid using that employment agency.

    1. Re:At least be somewhat diplomatic about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      I've also been warning everyone I can get my hands on to avoid using that employment agency.

      I think I know the agency you're talking about. Is it that one with all the worthless, low-life scumbags? Oh wait, that's just about all of them.

      It's okay, I'm not bitter.

    2. Re:At least be somewhat diplomatic about it. by justbill · · Score: 1

      Smells like Hall Kinion.

    3. Re:At least be somewhat diplomatic about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which agency? I currently work for GCI and it's the worst contracting experience I've had in over 20 years of this shit.

    4. Re:At least be somewhat diplomatic about it. by WobindWonderdog · · Score: 1

      It's an Aussie one called Gemteq.

  32. Re:some how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Capitalization should be, too.

  33. I call B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I suppose someone is dumb enough not to hire based on that.

    You ARE aware that people post there using other people's names? Just for this very reason? Any posting there with a real name ought to be viewed under a large cloud of suspicion.

    I guess not. Good thing you posted here under a nym, otherwise I'd guarantee that your name with be in that group tomorrow.

  34. Do I detect some arrogance? by mark99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. You might be wrong. Maybe what you think is important is really not the key factor in other jobs that are related. For example there are many very successful VB shops, but few Java and C# people out there who will give them the time of day. And programming techniques and methodologies vary widely.

    2. The candiate may have had a bad day. I know I have had some bad ones, where I was tongue-tied on occasion and just did not see what my interviewer (or customer) was getting at, though it was clear as daylight later.

    3. There are misunderstandings. People hear one word, and understand another. Accents, culture, word usage vary widely and interviews are usually too short to establish contexts and get used to one another.

    Once we hired a guy who interviewed brilliantly, even had fanstastic code samples (impresive video games he had written on a basic PC - that later turned out to be very buggy). After a year we concluded that he could never write enough "if" statements to special case his bugs out of existence, and he would never be able to tackle problems in any other way. But we missed it in the interview.

    Basically hiring people is risky business :)

  35. google hiring practices by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    I wonder what would happen if google tried to give every person who applied to google criticism.

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  36. Seinfeld by chill · · Score: 1

    Not only no, but HELL no.

    Did you see that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry's uncle thought everyone in the world who expressed any opinion at all was an anti-Semite?

    You will run into people who, no matter how bad they were and how well meaning you are (as hiring manager) will not believe one word of what you say. They didn't get a job because you are a racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe, homosexual, threatened by their l33t skillz or any one of another defensive fantasy where you have an unreasoning prejudice.

    You are just asking for trouble.

      Charles

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  37. carefull not to crush them by abigsmurf · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've had an interview, was nervous but relieved when I got the job. Then shortly after saying I had the positions he said "you were the worst interviewee I've had in a long time, I almost didn't give you the job". I was completely crushed by that, especially considering it was a pretty crappy job (night filler at tescos) and it made me feel down for a long long time. It was just such a nasty thing to say to someone whether it was true or not (I'm extremely shy and introverted and that kinda thing does nothing for my confidence).

    First of all: Tell people they haven't got the job, in a letter preferably. Nothing worse then not knowing. If you have critisism, disguise it and make it in regards to other candidates (the successfull applicant showed a much stronger knowledge of xyz). Chances are they know their skill shortcomings but occasionally they won't and you have to be sure that you don't critisize something so heavily it destroys them.

    1. Re:carefull not to crush them by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      especially considering it was a pretty crappy job (night filler at tescos) and it made me feel down for a long long time

      i first read this as "night filler at taco's", and thought you were talking about some fast food job, and wondered how bad an interview at taco bell could go. of course, how good could an interview at taco bell go?

    2. Re:carefull not to crush them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course, how good could an interview at taco bell go?

      Banned for life?

    3. Re:carefull not to crush them by dcw3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've had an interview, was nervous but relieved when I got the job. Then shortly after saying I had the positions he said "you were the worst interviewee I've had in a long time, I almost didn't give you the job". I was completely crushed by that, especially considering it was a pretty crappy job (night filler at tescos) and it made me feel down for a long long time. It was just such a nasty thing to say to someone whether it was true or not (I'm extremely shy and introverted and that kinda thing does nothing for my confidence).

      First of all: Tell people they haven't got the job, in a letter preferably. Nothing worse then not knowing. If you have critisism, disguise it and make it in regards to other candidates (the successfull applicant showed a much stronger knowledge of xyz). Chances are they know their skill shortcomings but occasionally they won't and you have to be sure that you don't critisize something so heavily it destroys them.


      Ok, so the interviewer wasn't tactful, but in all honesty, he was doing you a favor by pointing out your weakness. Now you've got something to work on. Like it or not, the job market is competitive. And, it's not the function of an interviewer to coddle everyone that comes looking for work. If you can't compete, you'll end up staying at the bottom of the food chain. It's often those same skills that are necessary to ask for a raise. If you can't be convincing, and assertive, few employers are going to give you what you (may) deserve. Now that you've got the job, be happy that you've got a boss who will tell you where you stand. It's really much worse having one that won't, or who lies to you.

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  38. Tell them how they could improve by mrobin604 · · Score: 1

    If they are underqualified for the position, or are very junior, sometimes I will tell them that they did not get the job, and talk to them about why, and how they could become a more qualified applicant in the future. Sometimes people apply for jobs in an industry that they are new to, and I think the information about what we are looking for in potential candidates is more useful to someone than just being told "Thank you for your time, we'll get back to you if we're interested."

    If the person is just not a good fit for whatever reason, and it's not a matter of improving their skills, then usually a "We don't have a position that would fit with your qualifications" would do. Or possibly just thanking them for their time.

    If the interview is just bizarrely bad, then a quick "thank you" is probably about the best I can do :P

  39. Ask them if they want your advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the team technical interview they prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only is he (or she) not as adequate as he thinks he is, but has demonstrated that he is a danger to any code base. Do you tell them?

    I'd only tell them if three conditions were met:

    1. You have the authority to tell them (eg. you own the company). It goes without saying that you should definitely not tell them if it's explicitly against HR policy.
    2. There are compelling reasons to think your advice will be beneficial. It's easy to tell someone what's wrong with them. It's much harder to show them a path to self-improvement that they can actually follow.
    3. They want your advice. You don't have to (and you shouldn't) guess here. You can (and should) ask directly: "Would you like me to suggest ways to make yourself more qualified for a job in this field?" If they say "yes", then focus on specific practical suggestions. "You need to be smarter." just isn't helpful.
  40. Sometimes its difficult .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had an interview years ago with a dot-com company, lets say Mr. X interviewed me.

    They had it all, funding, free food, good salary, nice people. Sounded great.
    Then for whatever reason an offer wasn't extended.

    Years later at a new company, I work my way up from peon to managing a team of 20 people, making not to bad a pay.

    One day I'm doing interviews. Mr. X comes in looking for a job.

    I never did really tell him why we didn't hire him ..
    Though I believe when he got the "oh f-ck" expression on his face half-way through he remembered who I was.

    Its no why he didn't get the job though.
    I actually wanted to hire him, he hasn't to bad, I think he botched the interview when his tone changed after he knew who I was though ..

    For him I wanted to tell him, if only to let him know I didn't hold a grudge, but I'm not sure which was worse ..
    Me telling him hes a bumbling idiot, mumbling, slurring, ranting, would-scare-the-team, vs. him thinking he didn't get the job because he didn't hire me ..

    It did take all I had though not to have fun with the situation ..

  41. YES!!! by Com2Kid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Please, as a candidate for interviews, I hate it when companies have some sort of super secret policy regarding how well I did in interviews.

    This is especially true given us poor college candidates. Understanding the finer points of interview etiquette is not accomplished instantly. (I have been criticized for dressing up too much and for not dressing up enough!)

    Also, think about it: Don't you want other companies doing the same thing, so that you get better candidates coming in through your doors as well?

    1. Re:YES!!! by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Funny

      One job I was interiewing for a year or two ago came down to me and another guy. Nearest I can figure, the owner took one look at my white sneakers and not black dress shoes (silly thing on my part, I know), and when it came down to equal technical skills, chose the other guy on appearance/detail (reasonable). Silly thing is, they replaced that guy six months later with my coworker from the company who eventually hired me.

      Tiny little things...

  42. We did it only once by nahdude812 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One time we had a candidate that looked good on paper, but when we brought him in to meet with the team, it was oil and water. Very badly. This guy was absolutely the wrong personality for the rest of the team even though he brought the technical goods.

    He emailed us and asked why he hadn't gotten the position. We made the mistake of politely explaining what our issues with him were. He used that explanation to kick off some sort of lawsuit against our company.

    I actually have no idea how it ultimately turned out. HR told us never to do that again, legal took charge of the matters with every expectation to fight this tooth and nail (especially to avoid a precedent against our company). I presume it's either still outstanding, he lost, or he gave up, because I think I would have heard if it had gone against us.

    If someone asks us how they did in an interview now (and we're not planning on offering them a job), it's, "Well, we have a lot of candidates to examine, we'll contact you if we're interested in a second interview or need more information. If you have questions about your performance in the interview, we suggest you contact a career counselor who is better equipped and has the appropriate training to answer questions like that."

    1. Re:We did it only once by breeze95 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If someone asks us how they did in an interview now (and we're not planning on offering them a job), it's, "Well, we have a lot of candidates to examine, we'll contact you if we're interested in a second interview or need more information. If you have questions about your performance in the interview, we suggest you contact a career counselor who is better equipped and has the appropriate training to answer questions like that."

      Your team is being a dick. Your team got burned once, and they are using that to be impolite. What does a career counselor has to do with your hiring team evaluations? How about just replying that you are not at liberty to discuss a candidate's interview performance.
    2. Re:We did it only once by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      That's what we're saying, and going one step further in suggesting where they can go to get an answer to that question. Once burned twice shy. Further, we're not "being a dick;" we don't actually owe a candidate anything. This statement is not made with the malice that you seemed to pick up in it, it's made with a sense of, "Here is the best advice we're able to give you." Which is to say we can't answer your question, here is someone who can get as close as possible.

      Maybe you're better equipped to come up with a polite, generic, and legally safe response than our legal team, but my job depends on following the advice from our legal team, so no offense, but I'll follow their advice.

      Reading over it again, I honestly can't see how you think that it's impolite at all. Maybe if you imagine us pointing and laughing while we say it. But we don't. Unless the candidate has been dishonest with us (which has also happened, actually way more than I would have expected), we wish them no malice and genuinely wish that there was more that we could do to help them find a position which matches.

    3. Re:We did it only once by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      He emailed us and asked why he hadn't gotten the position. We made the mistake of politely explaining what our issues with him were. He used that explanation to kick off some sort of lawsuit against our company.

      I wonder if you could've nicely asked him to sign a simple right-to-sue waiver or something? Analogous to an NDA?

  43. Some advice to a candidate is needed.... by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 1

    I once had a person come in to interview for a Testing position. Unfortunately, HR had passed me the resume late in the process and I really hadn't had time to take a look at their resume before I met the candidate ( at our company, the first interview was done by HR ). The resume had four spelling mistakes on the first page alone. For a Testing position, this wasn't going to work and I politely told the candidate why they weren't going to be hired.

    I did have more blunt talk with HR and got really ticked when they didn't see what the big deal was.

  44. The nice thing to do... by WK1 · · Score: 0

    The nice thing to do would be to tell them you won't hire them, exactly why you won't hire them, and tell them what they would need to work on so you would hire them next year. There are plenty of selfish reasons to be vague / unhelpful / untruthful, some of which have been mentioned by others.

    However, there are plenty of self-serving reasons to be nice. It makes your company look bad if others in the industry openly discuss what a dick the interviewers are. Also, the person you are lying to might be a psychopath, and come back the next day with a machine gun. Depending on what you sell, your employees/potential employees might also be your customers. Pissing customers off is never good; it is sometimes cheaper, but never good.

    When in doubt, be nice. In my experience, things just work out better when you do it that way.

    1. Re:The nice thing to do... by functor0 · · Score: 1

      The nice thing to do would be to tell them you won't hire them, exactly why you won't hire them, and tell them what they would need to work on so you would hire them next year. The person metioned in GP managed to send in a resume with 4(!) spelling mistakes on their resume. This means attention to detail is clearly lacking. Fixing that up on their resume won't make me want to hire them next year, or ever. This is not like some post that he typed up on slashdot, this is his *resume*. If the person can't get that right before sending it in, there's no point.
  45. Taking Advice by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I like to give candidates some feedback during the interview, even if it's only in the layout of their resume.


    The lesser reason is that they deserve some help in their job seeking, given that they have gone to the trouble of attending the interview.

    But reason #1: I want to see how they respond to friendly advice. I don't want to hire people who can't take advice.

    1. Re:Taking Advice by Maditude · · Score: 1

      > But reason #1: I want to see how they respond to friendly advice. I don't want to hire people who can't take advice.

      Damn, that's good thinking!

  46. Consider the source of the problem by GWBasic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Consider that the problem could be you. When I've been "corrected" on coding problems in the past; it typically indicated that the interviewer was asking the wrong questions. Don't expect people to write perfect error-checking, choose your favorite algorithm, naming convention, ect.

    For example, I once had to write an algorithm that had to handle money. I chose a slow and reliable algorithm, and the interviewer chastised me to not writing the fastest once possible. (He never told me he was looking for speed.) When I politley explained that I always choose a reliable algorithm that can be replaced with a fast one, as needed, he refused to listen to me, and probably thought that I was a risk to his code base.

    In another internview, I was chastised for not performing extensive (and redundant) input checking. Typically, in whiteboard coding where the goal is to demonstrate an algorithm, one does not worry about minor details. Again, the interviewer probably though that I was a risk to his code base because my first reaction to his problem wasn't to follow his error-checking style.

    So, perhaps instead of correcting someone's code, ask them why they wrote it the way they did. The answer to, "Why did you choose a slow algorithm?" or "Why aren't you performing null checking?" could be valid because the interviewer thinks you're looking for something else.

    1. Re:Consider the source of the problem by pigwin32 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been on both sides of the interview table and there are as many idiots hiring as there are looking for jobs. The worst interviewers are the ones who are convinced of their own omniscience and feel the need to prove it. Then there are the ones who feel threatened by the possibility that you might be better than they are, definitely don't expect a job from these clowns. And the ones who put you on the spot by asking you to solve a stupid mensa riddle, give me a break. It's a tough exercise either way and it's disappointing when you know that you could do the job but also know that it's not going to happen.

    2. Re:Consider the source of the problem by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      I've been on both sides of the interview table and there are as many idiots hiring as there are looking for jobs. The worst interviewers are the ones who are convinced of their own omniscience and feel the need to prove it. Then there are the ones who feel threatened by the possibility that you might be better than they are, definitely don't expect a job from these clowns. And the ones who put you on the spot by asking you to solve a stupid mensa riddle, give me a break. It's a tough exercise either way and it's disappointing when you know that you could do the job but also know that it's not going to happen.

      I find in those cases I'm better off working for someone else. Why should I work for someone who has a superiority complex? It'll just end up being a situation where I can do no right.

    3. Re:Consider the source of the problem by functor0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your problem is that you never *asked* in the first place. I *always* ask first what are the trade-offs (eg. performance, reliability, whatever else that may seem relevant to the problem) that they want to see in my answer. In the real world, users never really tell you what they want (and often they don't know themselves). IMHO, it's part of the job. By asking first, it shows that you think first, before acting.

    4. Re:Consider the source of the problem by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      Your problem is that you never *asked* in the first place. I *always* ask first what are the trade-offs (eg. performance, reliability, whatever else that may seem relevant to the problem) that they want to see in my answer. In the real world, users never really tell you what they want (and often they don't know themselves). IMHO, it's part of the job. By asking first, it shows that you think first, before acting.

      My problem? Do not forget that interviews are two-way streets; I am quite selective about who I work for! In both cases the people interviewing me were unprofessional.

      I'll never forget the manager who told me that she was having trouble keeping people, then immediatly offered me a starting salary less then my first internship!

    5. Re:Consider the source of the problem by susano_otter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The flip side of this coin is, part of the interview may have been finding out whether or not you do due diligence when receiving a new project.

      The hiring manager may not be able to train his customer base to give a complete specification, but he can always try to hire people who make a habit of getting a complete specification before they begin working. You may have lost the job because you failed to ask what kind of code the manager wanted, not because you failed to read his mind or guess his intent.

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    6. Re:Consider the source of the problem by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      The flip side of this coin is, part of the interview may have been finding out whether or not you do due diligence when receiving a new project. The hiring manager may not be able to train his customer base to give a complete specification, but he can always try to hire people who make a habit of getting a complete specification before they begin working. You may have lost the job because you failed to ask what kind of code the manager wanted, not because you failed to read his mind or guess his intent.

      In both cases it wasn't a manager. I do treat interviews as two-way streets and am incredibly selective about who I work for.

      In the first case, the developer interviewing me was still under the assumption that "all good code must be as fast as possible, at all costs." I prefer not to work within such constraints, as my time is valuable. The company also had a condesending attitude; in another discussion a senior employee was condescending to a junior employee; later, the founder also indicated that he spent a significant amount of time arguing with other employees.

      In the second case, we established that I was writing pseudocode where error checking wasn't needed. Afterwards, he then dinged me for not performing null checks.

    7. Re:Consider the source of the problem by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Consider that the problem could be you.

      Even if the candidate screws up, it doesn't necessarily mean that the candidate is a problem. For example, I've gone into at least a few interviews jet-lagged, disoriented from driving around a strange city / getting lost on a large corporate campus, mind numbed from filling out paperwork, and nervous about the upcoming interviews. You're not really sure what to expect in the interview, casual discussion, programming specifics, etc. Then, all of a sudden, someone is asking you to implement some kind of C++ code on a whiteboard while they're holding a stopwatch and you've programmed in nothing but C# and Java for the past year and haven't had your morning coffee.

      I've been in that situation a few times before, not really had my concentration/been in my element, and have written some truly ridiculous nonsensical code. I'm pretty sure one or two interviewers thought I was an absolute moron and would be a danger to the code base. Shrug, people have bad days, are good at different things in different settings, etc. If I interview someone, and they royally screw up, I might giggle about it a little behind their back, but I'm not about to tell them they are in the wrong industry after a 30 minute conversation. Besides, usually a bad interview is demoralizing enough without having some prick telling you he thinks you're technically incompetent.

    8. Re:Consider the source of the problem by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      And now I know the rest of the story. Thanks!

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    9. Re:Consider the source of the problem by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      You may have lost the job because you failed to ask what kind of code the manager wanted, not because you failed to read his mind or guess his intent.

      Indeed. I read the GP's two questions as more devious versions of "Design Bill Gates' bathroom", where the correct answer is "What does Bill Gates want in his bathroom?" followed by making it even cooler than what he wants.

      If you're asked to code something that has more than a trivial amount of design in it, you should ask how it needs to be designed. Not having a proper design is a larger failure than having a bug in your code, because a bug normally takes a one-line fix but a design problem takes an entire rewrite.

      And if you're too arrogant to ask about the design requirements (or, alternately, too weak to accept a reasonably accurate answer and then start coding) then you don't deserve the job.

    10. Re:Consider the source of the problem by Raenex · · Score: 1
      You may have lost the job because you failed to ask what kind of code the manager wanted, not because you failed to read his mind or guess his intent.

      Interviewing is often a matter of mind-reading, especially when the interviewer isn't willing to let you in on his expectations. If the interviewer wants detailed error-handling, then he should say so. It's an interview, not a real-world scenario with an actual customer. Some interviewers get annoyed when you don't figure stuff out on your own and make educated guesses. Some expect you to ask for detailed requirements. All non-sense. Be straightforward, make it clear what your expecations are, and see if the candidate can meet them.

    11. Re:Consider the source of the problem by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      That's all very well for the first half of the interview, but what about the second half, where the developer doesn't get spoon-fed a textbook-perfect ideal case, but is expected to carry out due diligence and get the job done right anyway? Kinda hard to test the guy's ability to get the work done when you do all the work for him.

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    12. Re:Consider the source of the problem by Raenex · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. I never said to spoonfeed the answers. just tell the developer what your expectations are. Who said to do all the work for the developer? If you want gold-plated production code, then ask for that. If you just want to see if he can mock up a solution, then ask for that. The point is that an interview environment is totally artificial -- there are no customers, there are no real requirements, and the interviewee has no idea what the interviewer's expectations are. In the real world the developer knows what the situation is.

  47. Poor candidate, or unrealistic interview ? by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In the team technical interview they prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only is he (or she) not as adequate as he thinks he is, but has demonstrated that he is a danger to any code base.
    Or you just proved that the candidate does not perform well in environments that are unrelated to actual job requirement. Really: "team technical interview"? Most programmer positions require an analytical mind which is unrelated to the quick-fire response situations most interviews (and especially team interviews) create.
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  48. It's all up to you by zizzo · · Score: 1

    It's a judgment call. You aren't obligated to say anything other than "Thank you for your time." If I'm busy or the person is hopelessly mismatched or defective, I won't say anything. If they seem like they could grow into someone who has a future I might say something like, "Perhaps you should spend a little time looking into that XML standard. I hear it's going to be big someday."

    To put it another way, I treat them like I think I would like to be treated. If I know I flunked it and I know why, the interviewer doesn't need to tell me anything. If I'm mystified why I was passed over, some feedback would be nice.

  49. It's tricky... by koreth · · Score: 3, Insightful
    On the one hand you want to be a nice person and help others improve their weak spots.

    On the other hand, a lot of the time you'd just be inviting the person to come back with, "Ah, great! So if I go learn more about XYZ, then I'm hired?" Maybe you can't really fully grok this until you've been on the hiring side for a while, but most often the lack of a particular skill or expertise is not the problem in and of itself. It's an indication of deeper problems, which are not usually easy (or even possible) to give people constructive feedback on without taking lots of time talking it over with them.

    For example, if I'm interviewing an engineer who claims to have both Java and C++ experience, one of my typical initial easy questions is, "Tell me some of the differences between the Java and C++ object models." The ultimate point of that question is not to find out how much you know about the differences between Java and C++. If your answer goes no further than describing which keywords are used in which language, then chances are you aren't the type who likes to dig beneath the surface of the tools you use and think about why things work the way they do. And if you give me a really thorough answer without having to stop and think about it, it tells me you probably know what you're talking about, at which point I dispense with most of the other easy questions on my list.

    The trouble is, if someone completely flubs that question (and I don't get the sense it's just due to nerves or whatever) then what am I supposed to tell them? "Sorry, come back when you're more inquisitive" doesn't exactly work as constructive criticism. And "Sorry, you don't know the difference between these object models" is even less useful because that was never the point of the question to begin with -- and what's more, it implies that if only they had skimmed that chapter of their "Java for C++ Programmers" book the night before, they'd be walking away with a job offer.

    It sucks to be turned down for a job without knowing why. I have very smart friends to whom that happens over and over again and they find it intensely frustrating. But at the same time, the "why" is not always easy to describe, and is even less easy to describe in a way that doesn't come off rude or condescending and that doesn't give people false hope. And of course as an interviewer, you're trying to fill a job position, which probably means that every minute spent helping out a rejected candidate is one you're not spending reading the next resume in the stack on your desk.

    1. Re:It's tricky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me some of the differences between the Java and C++ object models.

  50. At least, tell him that he didn't get the job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who is currently looking for work (I'm a legacy IVR guy looking to be a cutting-edge IVR guy), I have found myself in quite a few positions where I didn't get the job. At least, I assume that I didn't get the job, because no one ever got back to me.

    One of the most infuriating places to be is in limbo. I took time out of my day because I wanted to work for *your* company, and give you a huge chunk of my time so you can turn my work into cost savings. At bare minimum, you *owe* me a, "No, thanks." That way, every time my phone rings or my gmail alert chimes I, I'm not assuming that my key to the executive washroom is in the mail.

    At some point in the future, I'm going to run for office. One of the salient items on my platform is that employers are required, by law, to let candidates know that they have not been selected. It's a courtesy that's not carried out enough, so I'll make it a law.

    -AC

  51. Reasons are nice... by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been in the position of not getting a position several times, the form "sorry you have not been successful at this time" letter is one of the most annoying things in the world. I want to know why I wasn't successful. Did my interview technique suck? Did I lack confidence? Was I presenting a bad attitude? Was I plain under qualified for the role? Was I over qualified? OK that last one has probably never been a reason for me, but you get the idea. There are so many reasons why you might not get a job it would be nice if they'd narrow it down.

    Knowing what's wrong helps you to address the problem. If you're aiming for roles that are above your ability you need to know, so you can aim lower. If you lack confidence - as I know I do; one employer did have the decency to tell me that was why they decided not to hire me, even though I got through the HR interview, tech interview and the second sift - it's moderatly annoying, but at least it means you know you're not unqualified for that kind of role, you just need to work on presenting a more confidence persona.

    If the candidate refuses to accept the reason then it really should be their problem, not the company's. Unfortunatly giving someone a reason as to why you didn't hire them, especially those with a bad attitude, just gives them an excuse to blame you. But to be honest, they're probably going to try and blame you anyway.

    It always kind of amused me that, if you apply for a civilian role at Essex Police, and you're registered disabled, you're guaranteed an interview and will also get a debrief on your interview if you're not succesful. Of course they're only doing it so that they can't be accused of descrimination. Which is exactly why other employers won't give you a reason.

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    1. Re:Reasons are nice... by masdog · · Score: 1

      My favorite letters are the "your qualifications are impressive, but..." ones that I get from someone in the HR department without actually talking to anyone from the company.

    2. Re:Reasons are nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect that in our litigious society, providing any feedback could pose a liability. At the very least it would limit the employer from choosing a candidate based on factors outside of a test. For example, if one prospective employee does not correctly answer a question but is hired despite this and he/she happens to know another candidate and discusses the question, the employer could be handed a lawsuit for discrimination if the second candidate answered correctly. As far fetched as this sounds, it's not impossible. At one time it was normal for employers to call the candidate's previous companies. Now even saying the truth about a candidate -- e.g., "He stole a laptop and was fired because of it" -- can lead to a lawsuit.

    3. Re:Reasons are nice... by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      It's one of the world's many problems, everything is someone else's fault; no-one wants to take responsability for themselves anymore - people are too enamoured with apportioning blame. I think partly because if you accept responability for something; you're liable to get crucified for it, which is also wrong.

      If you make a simple mistake, but learn from it, it shouldn't be a problem. It's only if you keep making mistakes, and don't learn from any of them, that there's a problem.

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  52. Only one time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't tell candidates why they weren't accepted because it doesn't serve me or the company any good to do so. But there was one instance where I felt SO BAD for the guy, I had to call him back and tell him what happened.

    A guy applied as a developer. He had six or more years of developing experience. He started as a QA, went to junior developer, and then spent many years as a developer. I was impressed - at least on paper. After a phone interview, I decided he probably didn't fit the culture, but what really sank the deal was how much he asked for. He warned me he had just moved to the US and didn't know what the going rate was:

    Me: How much are you expecting?
    Him: 20.
    Me: An hour?
    Him: No, a year.
    Me: *silence*
    Him: Is that too much?
    Me: No.

    I was worried that he had put so little effort into looking up a reasonable salary range (takes 5 minutes on salary.com), but maybe he didn't know? After extensive interviewing we ended up hiring someone else. But a few days later, I couldn't shake that conversation so I called him up and let him know that he needs to be asking for a minimum of double, perhaps triple, what he requested of me.

    I don't know if he understood why I called. He sounded annoyed I didn't call with a job offer, but he eventually followed up with an email thanking me for the advice.


    True story.
  53. I told an interviewer he was a dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I interviewed last year for a Java job in Albuquerque, New Mexico for a contractor working with the Air force. The guy was looking for aged Java technology. Struts 1.0, etc. During the interview I asked how he felt about JavaServer Faces, Struts 1.2, Struts 1.3, Shale, AJAX, and the direction Sun and others were going with Java web technology. The guy got very hostile with me...."if it ain't broke don't fix it" he said. From that moment on the guy treated me like I was some dirt bag who was too interested in newer technology. I could tell he must be having arguments with his personnel about newer directions, etc. He got so hostile with me I told him the job wasn't for me and he was a total dick.

  54. make sure candidate is awake... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

    make sure candidate is awake.. then apply LART.
    The LART is especially useful on Team Killing FuckTards.
    My Favorite LART is the http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/peripherals/crt-killer- stanley-fubar-demolition-tool-198635.phpFUBAR.

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  55. Leave the candidate feeling good by ay2b · · Score: 1

    If the candidate is unqualified (whether slightly so, or extremely so) they may have friends who are highly qualified. If the candidate has a bad experience (and being told "you're highly unqualified" is generally a bad experience), they are likely to tell their friends, and that makes it harder for us to get their friends to interview. However, if they walk away feeling good, saying "wow, that would be a great place to work; I didn't get an offer now, but I'll try again later", then they are likely to talk us up to their friends, and it makes it easier to get their friend to interview.

    Additionally, we always have several interviewers interviewing each candidate. If I interview a candidate, and think they're awful, and make them feel bad, I might be the only interviewer to think poorly of them, but because I made them feel bad, they don't want to work here, and we loose a good candidate. Always leave the candidate feeling good about the interview, and let the HR person break the bad news a day or two later.

    I'm not trying to be politically correct saying "don't make anyone feel bad, keep everyone happy", but I'm trying to point out that leaving a candidate feeling good about an interview, regardless of how they did, will be better in the long run for the reputation of the company than leaving a candidate feeling bad.

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    1. Re:Leave the candidate feeling good by andy314159pi · · Score: 1

      somone should mod this comment up. It's been the best comment on this "ask slashdot."

  56. Worth the extra time if, and only . . by photomic · · Score: 1

    . . . if the candidate, technical skills notwithstanding, has other characteristics that would make him or her a good employee. Trustworthiness, a good work ethic, and someone who doesn't drool on the clients are much more valuable qualities in the long term than someone who can just "perform Task X in Period Y." You can't train those kinds of qualities, but companies who do are better for it. This is assuming we're talking about a real company with a business plan and goals that are both human and financial.

  57. It depends! But in actuality, no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on how they react.
    If they get defensive and argumentative, do you want to argue?
    If they get suicidal, do you want to have that on your conscious?
    If they tell you to piss of, do you want that to ruin your day?
    If they want to know what their mistakes are, will you spend the time to tell them?

    You're hoping they'll give a "gosh, thanks for telling me, I'm going to take some classes right now!" response. And that could happen. But you don't know and so unless you want to deal with any of the various potential negative outcomes that may arise, it's best to keep your mouth shut.

    Same goes with family quarrels...

  58. business school by Augmento · · Score: 1

    in business school way back whenever we were told that if we were rejected for a job; to send a note to the interviewer thanking them for the opportunity and asking them if they had any advice for our next interview and that we would like them to keep us in mind for future positions in their organization. I usually didn't bother. sometimes, if i had them on the phone and they told me i didn't get the job i would ask them the main reason. I remember one interviewer told me that they didn't like that i laughed when they asked me, "Which is more secure FAT32 or NTFS?" They were of the opinion that it was rude to laugh during an interview. How was I supposed to know that they actually thought this and the other questions they asked me were serious attempts to access my technical prowess. Their loss imo.

    1. Re:business school by Augmento · · Score: 1

      doh. i meant assess but access almost works.

    2. Re:business school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my perspective, if I were told that laughing at a technical question about Microsoft technologies is "rude", I would let them know that I am glad not to be working with a bunch of closed-minded pansies who expect robotic, non-questioning employees.

      Let them burn in Hell.

  59. Sorry, but to be able to answer that question... by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    ...I would have to remember something from the excruciatingly boring three-hour training session they make me do every three years so I can be on hiring committees. Oh, wait -- I do remember something -- I remember that the training was done by a guy in a suit, and it was all bad powerpoint. Oh yeah, it's coming back to me now ... there was this really foxy blonde sitting next to me, and I was like, DAMN, I sure would have hired HER, if I'd been on the committee! OK, but that's about all I remember.

  60. Yes but very kindly....... by Chineseyes · · Score: 1

    I cannot emphasize how important it is to not be a dick. True story (all company names will be left out for the obvious reasons but this was a well known software companies) my cousin came out of college in '94 with a very low gpa not because he was not bright but because he was lazy. His very first interview whoever was filtering the resumes did not check his gpa and he made it to be interviewed. He aced the interview questions but then the question of gpa came up and when the interviewer heard his gpa he asked my cousin why he had even bothered to apply and ended the interview on the spot.

    After many failed interviews my cousin realized that he was going to take a a very non-glamours job and work his way up to make up for the hard work he didn't do in college. He worked his way up through several startups and 10 years later earned a position at another very well known company where he serves as both a project manager and software engineer. A senior level position opened up on their team and guess who showed up to be interviewed by my cousin? Yup, the exact same guy who had conducted his very first job interview and had been a complete dick.

    Lesson of the story? Don't ever believe the person you are interviewing won't be interviewing you one day or be your boss.

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  61. Be kind rewind.... by tempest69 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Really you dont want to alienate applicants. The dumb ones may very well move up the mangerial chain somewhere else. They will have control over spending, wondering if your product suits them.

    Anyway since their application, resume, and references were adequate for them to get to the interview, it would be a good time to figure out what they actually know, and how they wound up confused about the requirements for the job (Even if you know theyre just lying). Sometimes when 8 usd/hr is mentioned the applicant expects near zero experience to do the job. Five extra minutes of good PR time can help the image of your company /department.

    Storm

    1. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Maximilio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, who the fuck in IT is going to create a position for $8 an hour? I've seen interns get paid more than that, for fuck's sake. Any dolt can flip burgers for better pay.

    2. Re:Be kind rewind.... by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      IIRC Base Pay @ McDonalds in the heart of San Jose is $14/hr
      -nB

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    3. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Flowmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, who the fuck in IT is going to create a position for $8 an hour? I've seen interns get paid more than that, for fuck's sake. Any dolt can flip burgers for better pay.

      I started out doing tech support for an ISP at $8.25/hr. Of course, this was 13 years ago.

      Hmm...flip burgers or spend 8 hours a day telling retirees how to double click? Not an easy choice there.

    4. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck! $14/hr at MccyD's? No wonder the Mexicans want in.

      The minimum wage in my province is half that, and I am working for half that again as I am way overqualified for minimum wage jobs and can't get work.

      Why is it that salaries/wages in the US for even schlock jobs are so much higher than they are in the rest of the world? Is flipping burgers somehow worth more there?

    5. Re:Be kind rewind.... by needacoolnickname · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Flip the burgers.

    6. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing that the cost of living is more expensive there. A 1000sqft house is probably around $500k or something ridiculous.

    7. Re:Be kind rewind.... by MonkeyOfRage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why is it that salaries/wages in the US for even schlock jobs are so much higher than they are in the rest of the world? Is flipping burgers somehow worth more there? It depends on where the job is, and who's paying you to do it. In New York State the minimum wage is $6/hour, and there are probably lots of jobs around the state at that level. I think you're unlikely to find many of them in New York City though, because the cost of living in NYC makes $6/hour look like working for whatever change is in the couch cushions most other places. San Jose may be a similar story, but $14/hour still sounds high. Union schlock jobs can also result in ridiculous pay, depending on the employer and union. In the 80's, I remember General Motors hiring janitors to start at $18/hour. In some American industries, unions are organizations that help improve working conditions by creating parity between labor and employers to insure safety and fair compensation. In others, they're extortion rackets that suck the lifeblood out of companies because there's nothing else for them to justify their dues with.

    8. Re:Be kind rewind.... by networkBoy · · Score: 1
      I'm guessing that the cost of living is more expensive there. A 1000sqft house is probably around $500k or something ridiculous.


      "our median single family home price in San Jose is currently $715000" from a local realitor site.
      Durring the heyday of the dot bomb, a 680 SqFt condo sold for over one mil.
      your asking price for a home was an opening bid. A crap house (doze and build new quality) on 1/10 acre of land commanded a minimum of 1.3 mil and often sold for vastly more.

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    9. Re:Be kind rewind.... by networkBoy · · Score: 1
      San Jose may be a similar story, but $14/hour still sounds high.

      Think DT Manhattan as opposed to NYC in general.
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    10. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      but $14/hour still sounds high.

      My aunt was making 70k/yr in San Jose as a secretary. As I understand it, going out to dinner can cost 200$... I would believe that 14/hr would make you quite poor.

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    11. Re:Be kind rewind.... by StarvingSE · · Score: 2, Funny

      How much is a Big Mac? $10.00??? Is the damn clamshell box gold plated????

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    12. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Xabraxas · · Score: 1

      I agree. In fact I would rather shoot myself than attempt to explain anything about computers to retirees. I've done it before and it's the most frustrating thing in the world. Most people that age don't even understand the concept of a computer, never mind how to actually operate one.

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    13. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Exactly, they don't throw you in jail for beating thoose greaseballs with a spatula.

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    14. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      My aunt was making 70k/yr in San Jose as a secretary. As I understand it, going out to dinner can cost 200$... I would believe that 14/hr would make you quite poor.

      What? Going out to dinner in San Jose can cost $200 for how many people?

      The last time I was in San Jose we went to a nice Sushi place in a fancy newer shopping district. There were two Lamborghinis parked out front and we still fed six people for only $300.

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    15. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is it with you people and money, money, money, and some more money? Money is NOT the end-all and be-all, it's a tool, nothing more. If it pays the rent, living, and few luxuries every now and them, great!

      For the record, I'm working in small IT shop for 7/h, misc. system building/sysadmin/FOSS customization/testing jobs, I could be flipping burgers for double, I could be a codeslave for large company for triple, but I don't want nothing to do with either, because I enjoy what I'm doing and no amount of cash is going to make up for more than half of your waking life spent slaving miserably as a miniscule cog nobody even notices as more than numbers on fiscal report.

    16. Re:Be kind rewind.... by HUADPE · · Score: 1
      What? Going out to dinner in San Jose can cost $200 for how many people?

      Four. Family of 4 is not an unreasonable example group. (4/6)($300) = $200. So yes, $200 to take your family of four out to dinner, at exactly the same per-person cost you cited. As a point of comparison, I sometimes go out for sushi to Kotobuki on Long Island (which is the #1 restaurant for food on Long Island according to Zagat...and me) and a dinner for 4 goes for about $150. No Lamborghinis out front though. (No parking in the front)

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    17. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Mr.+Hankey · · Score: 1

      That's about low to average, for a house and the worst part is it's more expensive in San Francisco. There they have about $800k median prices. I've looked at houses close to where I live (Mountain View) that went for more than $1M, sometimes much more. It looks like housing prices in general are on the verge of taking a dip though, maybe even a big one. I might just pick up a place here if homes can make it down to what they were 7 years ago. At that time, $50k/year was considered the edge of poverty level for this area. I don't like to think what it might be now.

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    18. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Vintermann · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My grandfather at 95 used email until quite recently (his machine gave up). He learned theoretical basic (meaning they didn't have an actual computer to try their programs on) about half a century ago. He didn't become a computer science professor or anything, he was just really interested in the things when they came.
      I've also met refugees from poor countries who had never seen a computer before, and figured out pretty much on their own how to pay their bills online. My wife came from a family of "luddites", she'd hardly touched a computer before she met me, now she finds her way around Mandriva GNU/Linux quite fine and knows more about computers than 90% of my customers - just by observing what I did.

      Not everyone who has a knack for computers has the opportunity.

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    19. Re:Be kind rewind.... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough it's probably a lot easier to operate computers than understand any concepts underlying them. If it's got a decent interface at least. I know plenty of people that 'operate' their computer, but are completely clueless when anything goes wrong (as I'm basically the whole IT staff for a company with over 60 people using computers). I guess it depends how you define the word 'operate'. Plenty of people can operate a car, but will have no idea what to do if it breaks down..

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    20. Re:Be kind rewind.... by somersault · · Score: 1

      You're right, apart from the double negative, and the fact that you sound like you should be getting paid more anyway..

      I don't even know what I want to do anymore, but I've ended up basically as IT Manager for my uncle's company (which is rapidly expanding with one other established premises in Houston, and 2 more just starting out in Mexico and Singapore.. I'm still the only IT staff member, though the Houston office does get help from outsourcing), mostly just boring IT support, though with the odd coding job and very occasionally I get to help out the engineers building turbines and doing testing, which is fun - would get really bored if I had to do that every day though, no doubt :p I know I could probably feel more fulfilled if I just went for it and applied to some small games company, but the pay would probably be pathetic (well my pay here was pretty pathetic until a few months ago, as I've only just started full time and I guess they're only just realising my value), and I wouldn't have my company phone, car, laptop, etc. I'm pretty happy doing the job, even though I'm just a cog in a machine, I guess I'm a pretty major cog. It's a little unnerving sometimes, as if the email goes down then it's my job to get everyone back up and running, but I've learned a lot and hopefully if I decide I want to do something else then this job will show that I handle responsibility and pressure well etc. I occasionally wish I took more time to do my own little projects to get back into the type of coding I'd need to be doing if I was working for a games company (networking/graphics), though I'm just kind of lacking inspiration. Actually, watching 'Miss Potter' last night gave me the most inspiration I've had for a long time, making me think I should just start back with coding in my own time again, and write a great indie game. Meh. I really have things too easy right now, need more challenges..

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    21. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      I've see tons of jobs locally that are for $8/hr... In fact one place I applied to tried to pay me Around that for a associate network administrator position. That's an IT job within their group only one spot below the top of their IT food chain... I talked them up to $24k/year (roughly $12.50/hr), but it's not what they wanted to pay me... I nearly laughed out loud when they told me they wanted to pay me $8/hr...

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    22. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money is NOT the end-all and be-all, it's a tool, nothing more. If it pays the rent, living, and few luxuries every now and them, great!

      Well, in some places 8$/h doesn't. Hell, in some places not even 15$/hour does. That's why people ask for money, money, money...

    23. Re:Be kind rewind.... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Boy would I have loved to be a teenager growing up there. When I worked at McD's th pay was around $7 an hour. Kids don't have many expenses, and the expenses are pretty much the same no matter where you live. A video game costs about $60, A CD costs about $15 (usually less), and a shirt or pair of pants costs the same no matter where you get it.

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    24. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Jadrano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How can 7 USD/h pay for the rent and living? In third world countries perhaps...

      Well, I don't know exactly about prices in the US, but in Switzerland, where things are admittedly quite expensive, I certainly couldn't survive with so little money - (with 42 hours per week) it would be just a little more than the rent for a small apartment.

      In many countries, you would hardly find anyone who is ready to work for so little money, and to expect experience or quality for so little money is just crazy in my opinion. Generally, I think it is good when people prefer to work rather than living on social benefits, but I also think that one of the functions of a correctly working welfare system is to prevent a job market with extremely low salaries. In many European countries, no employer would find people working for 7 or 8 USD/h because people get significantly more from welfare, and I think that's right. If an employer is not able to pay decent salaries, his business is obviously a failure, and there is no point in such failed businesses living on and exploiting people. If the US had a better welfare system, they would go out of business. Unemployment would be slightly higher, but large parts of the population would earn more because people couldn't be exploited because they wouldn't be so scared of destitution.

      Workers should have a certain amount of pride, and not being ready to sell one's labor for about a fifth part of its worth and donating the rest to the employer does not have anything to do with an attitude of "money, money, money".

    25. Re:Be kind rewind.... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      "Sometimes when 8 usd/hr is mentioned the applicant expects near zero experience to do the job." That's perfectly reasonable to expect. Price is a communication device. For labor in most of the United States, anything single-digit communicates extremely low expectation of competency, quality, and loyalty. If you want any of those in any great amount, you have to pay something reasonably distant from poverty level.

    26. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Georgia has a rule that any employee whose compensation consists wholly or partially of gratuities is exempt from Georgia's minimum wage law, so some of the folks I know who are waiters or who tend bar are only making around $3.50 an hour for base wages. It's the tips that make the job livable.

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    27. Re:Be kind rewind.... by yyttrrre · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually as of this month the new minimum wage in New York State is $7.15 per hour. I think this may affect upstate more than downstate. At least in downstate the base retail wage appears to be around $8 per hour anyway.

      Link on change to minimum wage

    28. Re:Be kind rewind.... by superflippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      large parts of the population would earn more because people couldn't be exploited because they wouldn't be so scared of destitution.

      It's nice in theory, but the problem is that in the US there are always illegal immigrants willing to work for less than minimum wage and people willing to hire them regardless of the law. So even if Congress says you have to pay your housekeeper/apple picker/dish washer $7.25/hr., you can always find someone willing to do the job for less if you pay in cash and know where to look.

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    29. Re:Be kind rewind.... by MonkeyOfRage · · Score: 1

      So everyone who managed to get raised a buck above minimum is back to making minimum again?

    30. Re:Be kind rewind.... by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Sometimes when 8 usd/hr is mentioned the applicant expects near zero experience to do the job. Five extra minutes of good PR time can help the image of your company /department."

      I disagree to some extend. It depends on the applicant. If, like the article said, the applicant "is a danger to any code base" than he either probably already knows how bad he did or if he's truly so dumb to not know then definitely do NOT tell them they screwed up just so the moron can go down the street, pass the interview with his new found knowledge and screw up the next company's projects.

      I say to be on the safe side and just say nothing. Let him continue to embarrass himself in interviews. Eventually he'll never get hired and end up in fast food where the only damage he could do is thinking extra pickles means only pickles.

      However, if you really like the guy and think he could do well but he just made a little mistake or two, tell him to become more familiar with (insert technical thing he screwed up in interview), but never tell him exactly what he did wrong. Just point him in the right direction.

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    31. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      Okay, for four that's a reasonable figure for that area.

      No Lamborghinis out front though. (No parking in the front)

      Well, the parking out front wasn't for ordinary people. You need a fancy car to park there.

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    32. Re:Be kind rewind.... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      How can 7 USD/h pay for the rent and living? In third world countries perhaps...

      A large portion of the US workforce has no rent or living expenses... Pure disposable income. We're talking about a number of workers larger than half the number of people on minimum wage. They're called dependents on their parent's income tax forms, and they go to school in the morning and live with Mom and/or Dad at night.

      We should not have to pay children a living wage unless the demand for labor is high enough to drive the wages that high on its own.

    33. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Check out the cost of living in San Jose. It costs $20 just to fart there.

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    34. Re:Be kind rewind.... by xappax · · Score: 1

      A large portion of the US workforce has no rent or living expenses... Pure disposable income.

      It's nice that you and the people you know had all your basic needs (food, clothes, medicine, shelter, education) taken care of by your parents, and therefore had "pure disposable income". I and most people I know did too, so it's easy to understand why we believe all kids live like this.

      But unfortunately, it isn't universally the case - even in the US. Children (or young adults 14-17) sometimes work to supplement a low family income, especially in cities with high costs of living.

      Even if they don't turn their paycheck over to mom and dad, many kids aren't working to buy fashionable shoes and video games. Kids often work because they want to go to college, but their parents are unwilling or unable to afford it.

      Just because (most) kids aren't in danger of becoming homeless doesn't mean they're not entitled to a decent wage.

    35. Re:Be kind rewind.... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Just because (most) kids aren't in danger of becoming homeless doesn't mean they're not entitled to a decent wage.

      I agree 100%, but "decent" should be defined as what the market can support.

      Forcing employers to pay a living wage to people who don't need it, and would be willing to work without it, is simply a way to reduce the number of jobs available to people in that age range and nothing more. There are better ways to help people who need a living wage and don't earn one than to give a raise to everybody.

      Kids often work because they want to go to college, but their parents are unwilling or unable to afford it.

      Financial hardship should not be a reason to avoid school. This is a problem that should be addressed in a different context. Regardless, if you are qualified to be accepted into college, you are probably already making more than minimum wage.

    36. Re:Be kind rewind.... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      I'd be inclined to take that one step further and state that while many people may be able to _drive_ a vehicle, way too many of them can't operate one correctly to save their lives, and certainly have no idea what's going on inside.

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    37. Re:Be kind rewind.... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      I don't think that has much to do with it at all anyways. In my experience, jobs pay in relation to the requirements needed to do the job. Minimum wage jobs don't exist to keep spare change in dependants pockets. Minimum wage should not be higher for certain people. There is no entitlement involved with earning a decent wage.

      It's all about experience and knowledge. If all you know how to do will only net you a minimum wage job, so be it. Most of us have been there. Even those of us that did have to work to survive in our teens. Trust me, there's nothing better than a couple years on your own in the 'real world' earning minimum wage to convince you to get a better education and thus a better job. Interestingly enough, of all my friends I still know from my teen years, the ones that were making do for themselves ALL are self sufficient, educated, and hold decent jobs. I know more than a few degree holders though (On the parental's buck of course) that are flipping burgers now.

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    38. Re:Be kind rewind.... by xappax · · Score: 1

      There is no entitlement involved with earning a decent wage.

      I guess this kind of gets down to a fundamental moral question. I believe that although some people are more educated, hard working, etc than others - and should be rewarded accordingly, ultimately everyone deserves what are considered basic human rights.

      For example, I don't think it's fair to let people freeze to death simply because they can't afford a place to stay. I don't think it's fair to let people waste away from easily treatable illnesses because they can't pay for treatment. These are the consequences of allowing companies to offer super-low wages - and don't say the market will raise the wages itself, because there's practically infinite evidence to the contrary.

      You seem to believe the opposite - that if someone's labor isn't worth as much as it costs them to pay for food, clothes, medicine, and shelter, then they deserve to go without one or all of those things - essentially that people have no basic entitlement to human rights.

      Like I said, it's a fundamental disagreement and it seems unlikely I can change your mind, I just wanted to illustrate further the implications of your philosophy.

    39. Re:Be kind rewind.... by xappax · · Score: 1

      if you are qualified to be accepted into college, you are probably already making more than minimum wage.

      Doing what, writing english essays? :) The qualifications for getting into college are mostly having a high GPA, and performing well on the SAT. I'm not aware of too many good paying jobs that consider that a qualification. Granted, some kids start businesses and money-making ventures early, but plenty of smart, hard working kids don't develop well-paying jobs skill until college or afterward.

      "decent" should be defined as what the market can support.

      If the market can't support it, maybe there's something wrong with the market, not the people.

      I find faith in "the market" almost as troubling as I find faith in "the Lord". If a mechanism of "the market" seems to be producing observable benefits to the working poor, then by all means, let's keep our hands off. But real-life unregulated markets tend to drive the lowest wages lower and lower, until the people working them are truly struggling to survive on what they're paid.

      I think that at this point, where many people are suffering from poverty because of the dynamics of "the market", it's necessary to step in and establish a wage floor which guarantees that people who work full-time will be able to take care of their basic human needs.

      Putting the priorities of an abstract economic model above the needs of actual suffering people is misguided.

    40. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My grandfather at 95 used email until quite recently (his machine gave up). He learned theoretical basic (meaning they didn't have an actual computer to try their programs on) about half a century ago. He didn't become a computer science professor or anything, he was just really interested in the things when they came.
      I've also met refugees from poor countries who had never seen a computer before, and figured out pretty much on their own how to pay their bills online. My wife came from a family of "luddites", she'd hardly touched a computer before she met me, now she finds her way around Mandriva GNU/Linux quite fine and knows more about computers than 90% of my customers - just by observing what I did.

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    41. Re:Be kind rewind.... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well it's slightly different for cars in that there are a strict set of laws governing what you are and are not allowed to do, whereas on your own computer it's like driving around in your own massive private parking lot. Driving a car isn't that difficult (especially in the US and Canada, because of all those automatics), but I guess a lot people either don't know - or ignore - the law, in the same way that people don't want to bother learning how to use their PC.

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    42. Re:Be kind rewind.... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Doing what, writing english essays? :) The qualifications for getting into college are mostly having a high GPA, and performing well on the SAT.

      Who said anything about it being a qualification? If you are resourceful enough to get into college (which is just as much about playing the game, as it is about knowing stuff), you are resourceful enough to find a job that pays more than the legal minimum.

      I'm not aware of too many good paying jobs that consider that a qualification.

      Then stop posting your uninformed opinions on slashdot, go out in the real world for a few days and look around. Hell, even when I worked at McDonald's I wasn't making minimum wage.

      If the market can't support it, maybe there's something wrong with the market, not the people.

      Here you go with putting words in my mouth. Your either/or statement implies that I said something was wrong with the people. I'm not going to defend that, because I don't think it's true.

      Putting the priorities of an abstract economic model above the needs of actual suffering people is misguided.

      Once again, you are arguing opinions that I don't hold. If you want to argue with the theoretical demons of the right - the supposed heartless, rich, white people who want to exploit the poor - then please go elsewhere. I do not think we should ignore the problem of adults being unable to find a job that pays a living wage. I simply don't think that raising the minimum wage is the way to do that. Many economists don't either, as the consequences of reducing the availability of entry level jobs actually increases unemployment in the long term (the earlier you get your first job, the less likely you are to spend significant amounts of time unemployed later in life) more than enough to offset any benefits of increased wages for the fraction of minimum wage workers who are trying to support themselves or a family. So, I'm not putting the priorities of an economic model above those of actual people. In reality, I'm paying attention to what we can learn form the economic model to form an opinion on how best to help everybody. The minimum wage hike is a political issue because it is easy to describe in ten words or less, and because people put getting elected ahead of actually doing some good on their list of priorities.

    43. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      What you originally wrote, and what xappax responded to (X)
      Regardless, if you are qualified to be accepted into college, you are probably already making more than minimum wage.
      What you just wrote (Y)
      Who said anything about it being a qualification?
      [ You did, see above. ]
      If you are resourceful enough to get into college (which is just as much about playing the game, as it is about knowing stuff), you are resourceful enough to find a job that pays more than the legal minimum.
      X != Y
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    44. Re:Be kind rewind.... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Read that again.

      "if you are qualified to be accepted into college, you are probably already making more than minimum wage"

      in no way implies that the employer considered it a job qualification.

      No "X != Y", but they are not mutually exclusive either.

    45. Re:Be kind rewind.... by Xabraxas · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough it's probably a lot easier to operate computers than understand any concepts underlying them.

      I'm not talking about computer concepts as in computer science. I'm talking about basic concepts like windows, menus, the internet, etc.

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    46. Re:Be kind rewind.... by woolio · · Score: 1

      she'd hardly touched a computer before she met me, now she finds her way around Mandriva GNU/Linux quite fine a

      You sir, are a very lucky man.

  62. Constant feedback by SilentJ_PDX · · Score: 1

    A lot of the comments on here seem to be focused on giving candidates feedback after the fact. My strategy is to give them feedback as the interview is going on so that (in all but the most self-absorbed cases) they know how the interview went when the walk out door. If I think they're wrong about something, I'll tell them. This also gives them the opportunity to recover.

    It took a bit of practice to deviate from the usual "hide all negative feedback to avoid an uncomfortable situation" but I think it's much easier than giving them a lump of bad news at the end and much more ethical than giving them no feedback at all.

  63. Feedback helps by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

    I'll be perfectly honest here: As someone who has yet to have a successful job application outside the education sector, I would LOVE to get some sort of feedback as to why I wasn't hired by some company X, if there is any specific to be had. Seriously. It would be an outrageous benefit to me applying to company Y, company Z, etc. Was it my college experience? Did they think my university was worthless, thus making my degree worthless? Was it because I don't have an arsenal of professional-grade GUI programs under my belt? Do I need more experience first (which is really irritating when applying for entry-level jobs)? Am I just the victim of too many other applicants who just happen to be better qualified, but there's otherwise nothing wrong with my talents and skills?

    Without any feedback, and after talking to career counselors and refining his or her resume to an artform, there isn't much else for a jobseeker to try besides repeating the same application/resume to another prospective employer. The same one which may have those fatal flaws that kicked someone out of the last application process which will inevitably kick that same someone out of the next application process. Does that sound paranoid? Maybe it is, but when you don't have anywhere to turn for money, you've gotta start asking why you don't have anywhere to turn for money, and no feedback just compounds the issue.

    (Me personally, I currently do research work for my college en route to a Master's degree, which I will try to leverage into Doctorate study elsewhere. So while I DID have a disastrous time job-hunting once I got my Bachelor's, don't assume I'm talking as myself, here. Just assume I'm talking as a hypothetical down-on-his/her-luck Bachelor-degree holding graduate.)

    I understand that there's this whole "lawsuits as primary form of income" atmosphere in the country/world today, so there may be some apprehension on the part of employers to potentially hurt an applicant's feelings. However, perhaps offering the option to understand why an applicant wasn't hired (complete with legal notice that the applicant will not file suit for hurt feelings if said option is exercised) would be enough, and such feedback would help the applicant immensely.

    Granted, in most cases the company has no reason to extend any sort of benefit to anyone not working for the company (especially if said benefit may result in helping the applicant to work at the company's competition). So, many companies may want to avoid giving such feedback if at all possible. Heartless, sure, but from a business perspective, understandable.

    Or maybe I've just been living with blue-sky dreams looking out the windows of the ivory tower. Maybe.

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  64. Sometimes it's not a bad thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two examples from my own experience:

    1) I wanted to work for e tech support call center (Don't ask!)
    When I didn't get the job, I asked and was told that my technical skills were fine but I didn't have the call centre experience. I proceeded to get a job in a whitegoods manufacturer call center and returned a year later. I sailed through the interview the second time around and got the job I wanted.

    2) Looking for a change.
    After working programming for a while I was looking at moving to graphic design. I found a position, redesigned my resume and creaded a demo CD with some of my hobby work. I didn't get the job, but on request, the employer was kind enough to give me an analysis of my work. Now I know that it's a rare thing for someone to produce a critique for a persn that they may never see again, so I consider myself extremely lucky, but it provided me with enough informtion to know that Graphic Design is a field that I'm not ready for and to pursure it right now would be a mistake.

    In both cases, the feedback from the prospective employer was not only valuable but life changing, or at least career focussing.

  65. Who Really Cares? by TheCubic · · Score: 1

    The status quo is fine with me - I know they either:

    1) Have no good reason (We Flipped A Coin), which they might admit
    So, try, try again.

    2) Have an obvious, uncontrollable reason (You Don't Have n Years Experience), which they will probably admit
    Then bitch about it to your friends and move on. Feel better in that someone with n years experience may suck at the job and they may be stuck with that guy instead. Experience is really subjective - when they treat it objectively they lose out as much as you do. A good idea would be to better convince the next people that you learned/know a lot from your limited previous experience. Try to have them drill you on some things an experienced person would know; if I were looking for a job right now I would _request_ that.

    2) Have an obvious, controllable reason (You Don't Have AIX Experience), which they will probably admit
    Then apply for a job that doesn't have it as a requirement. Also look it up on the net and familiarize yourself with it without actual job experience. Don't claim that you have experience, but that you are familiar/interested and willing to learn.

    3) Have an outside, uncontrollable reason (We Lost The Funding), which they will probably admit
    Try, try again.

    4) Equivocate or Delay
    Assume one of the previous three and move on. Really, if someone can't/won't be straight with you, what advice can they really offer? Make sure you don't have BO or (which happened to me as interviewer) _steal something off their desk_ or show up high.

    I had the pleasure of having all four responses about a year ago, then I got a job and got promoted within a year. In fact, I got #2 from the company I currently work for, for applying to the position I have now.

    Also keep in mind that employers often will inflate experience needed in the post to provide legal cover (with 5yr, they can hire a 3yr they like but can refuse a 4yr they don't). It's hard not to take the 'you might be a n00b' personally but you shouldn't.

    -Dave

    1. Re:Who Really Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) Have no good reason (We Flipped A Coin), which they might admit

      Last person I hired got the job on the basis of a coin flip. Granted -- this was for a receptionist, but still, it does happen
  66. I wish I did one day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was interviewing someone for a job at a startup in SoCal... (even though I'm not a native-english speaker, but believe me, that wasn't the problem ;)

    I ask the guy some questions about programming and the prick goes "woaw, no, I don't do all that, I'm a low-level guy, like you can see on my resume". And his resume was full of buzzwords related to assembly programming. Bad luck for that looser, I happen to have done a *lot* of x86 and 68x00 assembly programming (a long time ago). So I start asking some very simple question about assembly language and the guy, upon noticing that I obviously knew something about that subject, became red... In a split second! I've hardly ever seen someone turn red that fast. The guy has a resume that make him look like his assembly-fu is strong and that he's a low-level guy... He couldn't even tell what a *register* was. A fscking register.

    Basically the guy was trying to completely bullshit the person interviewing him. Sad thing is this prick probably will be interviewed, one day, by someone who know jack-shit about assembly language programming and, upon reading the resume, he'll think "damn, that's *the* low-level guru we need". And that fucker will have a job.

    The CTO (by far the best programmer I've ever met) told me, before I started interviewing people, "You'll see, when you'll look at their resume, you'll think they're all way more knowledgeable than you" Then, ask them questions, and you'll see 9 out of 10 are full of shit".

    So, I wish I told this mofo that it was really sad to realize that one day he'll manage to get a job by bullshitting someone.

  67. Re:Depends how much of a clod you are... by bishopolis · · Score: 1

    I heard it was just 'Inuit'; as in, that's the plural too. Like Deer, moose, mail and email, some words are also their own plurals -- for those who live outside the trailer park.

  68. Don't Pass the trash...Recycle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isaac said: "Second, from an employer's perspective, it may in the narrow self-interest of the company for such a person to go be a drain on its competitors. Where's the rational economic incentive to discourage that?"
    -----------

    There is an economic incentive for the company, because more incompetent individuals in a society raise the cost of doing business and sap profits. For example, you avoid giving constructive advice to an incompetent engineer, and he later inspects and certifies an unsafe bridge that later collapses, killing your wife, and also delaying shipments of your companies critical items by forcing all traffic into a congested, more expensive, longer route.

    Just look at the effect of a smoothly running, well-organized country, with superhighways, modern infrastructure, good law and order, and good legal business environment, compared to a third world country with bad roads, corrupt government, and rampant crime. The more incompetent individuals are running free in an economy, the more damage they do to the business environment by making everything (i.e. the infrastructure your companies depends on) more chaotic, expensive, and inefficient.

    -vector92

  69. When I interviewed, I was told not to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically, I was told that giving a reason is lawsuit bait; just say "sorry, you're not what we're looking for". We got some utterly clueless submissions that we strung along purely for amusement value, and I dearly wanted to administer a cluebat to. Like the fellow who, when asked to include a sample of C code with his application, gives us Java code. Okay, they're similar, but could you please show us some C code? "That is C code!" he insists. We all fall over laughing.

    Actually, we did what I still consider a clever thing; we were specifically looking for the ability to judge good code, so we asked for samples of both "nice" and "nasty" code. Producing good code is a skill that can be learned, but you have to be able to recognize quality when you get it; if you're unable to tell good from bad, it's hopeless. There was one fellow whose "nasty" example was considerably nicer than his "nice" one.

    (BTW, I'm using male pronouns, but actually I don't recall the sex of the applicants.)

  70. From the interviewee's perspective. by krunk7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are two assumptions I make once I get as far as the interview process:

    1. My resume itself is within the competitive range of other applicants for this position
    2. If I don't get the job offer, it's because I screwed up the interview.

    Given these assumptions, at the end of every interview I always ask:
    "Would you have any suggestions on how I could improve my interview or any areas of expertise that could increase my desirability as an {IT,developer,Crack Dealer}?"

    I've found this to be an extremely useful question. It helps you as an interviewee improve with each consecutive interview. It also provides a saving throw. For example, perhaps you eliminated a bit of experience you had with Solaris systems in an enterprise environment on your resume (something has to go or it ends up being an autobiography)...and it so happens that they have a Solaris server and were looking for someone with at least a passing familiarity with that OS.

    So yes, I think you should tell them in a non-prickish way what areas they could improve in to become a competitive applicant for the position they applied for with your company.

    I've seen several posts here from employers saying *they* are the ones giving a job...why should they do anything for the interviewee. I found this outlook to be pretty amusing. I go into every interview with the attitude that its the company who needs me. I have a valuable skill set, the employer advertised because they need someone with my skillset. I've never gone for more then a week or two without work and I've never been fired. I've left jobs because employers had the attitude that they were doing me a favor by employing me. . . . and then that employer was stuck sifting through incompetent applicants for the next several weeks to find someone they now need once again.

    You should never treat your applicants like your doing them a favor. Provide helpful advise to those who don't make the cut and the next time around you might see him with the {certification, education, experience, etc} that you wished he had the first time.

    Now you have an applicant that is not only qualified, but has demonstrated a deep desire to work for your company, acts on constructive criticism, and self motivation.....sounds perfect? Don't you think?

    1. Re:From the interviewee's perspective. by coredog64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Would you have any suggestions on how I could improve my interview or any areas of expertise that could increase my desirability as an {IT,developer,Crack Dealer}?"

      There's a similar suggestion in "Ace the Interview" (or something like that). The recommendation is to ask the hiring manager (assuming you're talking to the hiring manager) if they have any reservations about your skills/qualifications/etc. The idea is that:
      1) This shows good communication skills -- you're going to ask for appropriate feedback and act on it
      2) You're a thoughtful candidate -- most people stutter "Er, no questions." at the end of the interview
      3) If you're really close but there are some second thoughts then you can correct misunderstandings.

    2. Re:From the interviewee's perspective. by ojQj · · Score: 1

      That is certainly a valid way to look at it.

      When I was looking for a job out of college, I interviewed with a company and then turned down their offer. When I turned it down, the recruiter asked why. When I told her, she did what some of the people here have talked about interviewees doing: she argued with my judgement. It just turned into an uncomfortable position for both of us.

      It didn't help me, but it might have helped her, so I think I'd answer the question again anyways. I would however try to find a way to present the information so that it's more likely to be helpful to the recipient. I would also, in most cases, avoid criticizing things the person I'm talking to can't change.

    3. Re:From the interviewee's perspective. by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      I've seen several posts here from employers saying *they* are the ones giving a job...why should they do anything for the interviewee. I found this outlook to be pretty amusing. I go into every interview with the attitude that its the company who needs me. I have a valuable skill set, the employer advertised because they need someone with my skillset. I've never gone for more then a week or two without work and I've never been fired.

      Not everybody has the luxury of having a nebulous in-demand skill. In reality, an employer can put out an ad on Monster and have more resumes than they know what to do with in a matter of hours. They have their pick of people of varying degrees of skill, desperation, etc. In todays climate, the average worker is more expendable than ever before and that situation is probably going to get even worse.

      What makes the process so tough is two factors at odds with each other: 1)A glut of books, videos, seminars, coaches, etc that will provide a million and one ways to act in an interview. Questions to ask, body language, and so on. 2)Your interviewer is a unique person who has their own idea of what an ideal candidate should be and act. What one interviewer will eat up, another will be turned off.

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    4. Re:From the interviewee's perspective. by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how well those assumptions hold in other fields.

      The last year of my PhD, I applied for an administrative position at a large university. I did two phone interviews, and then flew cross-country (their expense) to interview on site. The faculty and staff in the various interviews were extremely cordial, and the vice provost (who would have been my boss) even had his assistant drive me around town after dinner, and show me the "good" neighborhoods, etc.

      When I didn't get the job, I wasn't too discouraged simply because the guy they did hire (it didn't take too much googling to find him) already had a PhD and five years of amazing experience. If I had the choice between myself and him, I would have hired him.

      I asked an administrator at my school why they would even bother interviewing me. He told me that departments are allotted a number of applicants they can fly out for the interview. In many cases, it doesn't matter how large the gap is between the #1 and #2, or #2 and #3 candidates. They'll fly out the top [however many slots they are allotted] that meet their minimum criteria, just in case their first choice turns out to be less impressive in person.

      Of course, unless you're at Stanford or Harvard, the number of applications for any given position is often far less in academe than what you would expect in the private sector.

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      I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.

    5. Re:From the interviewee's perspective. by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      I've seen a similar tactic in a book like that where it says to just come right out and ask for the job. I can easily see that as backfiring by coming off as cocky, presumptous, and dismissive of the fact that they probably have procedures to follow and more candidates they're obligated to see. Perhaps in some fields, like sales, that could go over. Thats the tough thing about interview techniques/strategies;what impresses one interviewer can completely turn off another.

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  71. correlation with inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I work in a medical research lab. Generally when someone does poorly in an interview, it's apparent that they had padded or built a resume to parrot back the requirements in the job advertisement. You advertise: "Experience with package X desirable but not necessary; solid analytical and programming skills a must." You get a client with package X experience as a line item. At the interview you find out (after many tries to drill down into deep information and coming up with vacuum each time) that the experience for that line item consists of looking over the shoulder of someone using package X for 2 minutes.

    What really impresses me is someone who can tie things together. "No, I haven't used package X, but I have used Y which, if I understand the way X works is similar in ." This opens the door for interviewers to pose follow up questions which tend to drive toward a common language for communication. There are only so many things you can do with numbers, library/db calls and user interfaces. Being able to make connections shows that you have an inventory of what you know.

    As far as telling the candidate that they loused up: I don't. I do work toward asking follow on questions which allow a candidate to shine. I start out with big ole softballs and from the responses refine the pitching strategy. The pitches get faster and if you are smart you'll take a pass on a few of them -- "I don't know" is an acceptable answer and it'll get me to re-load the pitch and deliver it differently. Pitches that get re-loaded many times are likely to be important to me in filling the position. Ones that never come back were likely an attempt to let the candidate get some momentum. In short I try to make sure that the candidate can surmise how they did.

    1. Re:correlation with inflation by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      What really impresses me is someone who can tie things together. "No, I haven't used package X, but I have used Y which, if I understand the way X works is similar in ." This opens the door for interviewers to pose follow up questions which tend to drive toward a common language for communication. There are only so many things you can do with numbers, library/db calls and user interfaces. Being able to make connections shows that you have an inventory of what you know.

      The only problem with that is that, while such a skill can be impressive to a hiring IT manager, it often won't get passed the HR screening robot who circular-files the resumes that DON'T have the job-listing shopping lists.

  72. Two Points by pete-classic · · Score: 0, Redundant

    As a candidate, I would really appreciate whatever feedback a company can give me that they don't feel to be a legal liability. :-/

    As an interviewer, I think it's a good idea to give blunt feedback to whoever recruited the person, as they probably didn't understand the requirements. (HR, recruiter, etc.)

    -Peter

  73. All job interviews require sales skills by tlambert · · Score: 1

    All job interviews require sales skills.

    Even if you are not asking for a position in sales, you are selling a product: yourself.

    There are two things any company is looking for:

    o The ability to fulfill the requiremetns of the position

    o Team fit

    The first can be satisfied by work experience and paper credentials, if you have them. Depending on your ability to sell yourself as being able to do the job - your reputation in the field of endeavor (if you have one), your paper credentials coming from a place with a reputation in the field, your paper credentials with regard to union and other organization membership with a reputation in the field, and so on - you may or may not end up needing to have references that can be checked, letters of recommendation, and so on.

    The second is a matter of personal prejudice, and whether or not you rub the person/people interviewing you the right way or the wrong way.

    If you get to an interview, then your paper credentials, on face value, are sufficient that they expect that - if you did not lie about your capabilities in your resume or on the application - you can do the job. So the purpose of the interview is almost entirely (80%) a matter of determining whether or not the organization wants you, as a person, working there, and only a little bit (the remaining 20%) about whether or not you lied on your paperwork.

    Your reference to "programming classes in high school" implies that you are either currently in high school, or a recent graduate, and either are not yet in college, or are recently enough enrolled that you can't point at classes from your college experience yet, instead.

    No one is going to be impressed with your high school technical credentials, unless you went to a magnet school, attained some type of certification, or can demonstrate involvement in some level of professional project. Without that, having done well in a high scholl technical class merely means "attended class regularly, did not make a nuisance of themselves, turned in most of their homework, did not outright flunk tests".

    If you are dying to demonstrate your "Mad Technical Skillz", take a job where there will be opportunity to demonstrate them, but for which they are not a requirement for the job you take. If you have them, and the place employs people like that as well, then your demonstration will be enough. Otherwise, consider going to college - your opinion of your "skillz" is probably higher in your mind than in reality.

    In terms of getting the jobs that you've applied to - if you've genuinely applied to 12 fast food places, and not been hired at any of them, there's something wrong with _you_, in terms of employability. If you've genuinely applied to 27 total places, and only been interviewed twice, then the problem is likely your appearance - cleanliness (breath, B.O.), behaviour, clothing, hair style, piercings, tattoos, or something similar. All of these are part of being able to sell yourself to an employer, and all of these would have either nixed an interview happening in the first place, or if you escaped the screening process, sunk your interview immediately.

    In addition, there could be other factors; if you are currently in high school, or graduated early, you could legally be too young to work. If you've indicated that you are going to college out of state, and this is "just a summer job", then you are a fly-by-night employee, who will get trained enough to be worth your wage, and just as you become useful, are expected to take off for parts unknown.

    Frankly, even if you are in high school, but old enough to legally work (17+), it's not that hard to get an entry level job. You just have to sell yourself.

    A shower, dress slacks, a casual shirt, socks without holes, normal shoes (not motorcycle boots with 2 pounds of metal with scrollwork on it), etc. indicate to your potential employer that you take the opportunity to work for them seriously, and that you're willing to dress up to attt

    1. Re:All job interviews require sales skills by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      "Even if you are not asking for a position in sales, you are selling a product: yourself."

      If you had ever talked to a child who has to sell herself every single day, you'd stop using that tired old line and realize selling yourself has absolutely nothing to do with selling a part of your time with very specific rules on how that time can be spent.

      If you sell me something, it's mine and I can do whatever I want with it. This has absolutely nothing to do with interviewing for a job, unless you're selling yourself to be my slave.

  74. Have you considered you could be wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think there's a coder that's been around the block that hasn't been thought as a "danger to the codebase" by some person that considers himself to be an expert.

    I had one interview with a team of developers that were complete asses to me. When the company I interviewed with folded a year later one of the interviewers turned up, you guessed it, in front of me as one of the interviewers.

    I wonder if he ever found a job...

    I think the only thing you can be sure of is that the candidate is not a good fit for your team. In my case the guy was a strong candidate but it was clear based on his behavior in our interview that he would not be a good fit for our team and that's what we told him.

  75. Don't waste the time of your co-workers by hnewburn · · Score: 1

    We brought in a guy for a round-robin technical interview. I was first in line for the interview. Within 3 minutes, it was clear the guy had almost none of the skills as described on his resume. I then hit on some basic IT technology points, networking, sysadmin, etc. which we did every day and he had on his resume'. I finally stopped the interview and said, "I don't think this is going to work out." After having said "I don't know" or flubbing for 10 minutes, he just nodded and said "Yes, I figured". Saved us both a lot of time. H

  76. s/candidate/date/ by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    "Geez Karin. Nobody will want to go out with you because you're fucking ugly! Get your hair done. Loose some pounds. Get a nose job."

    If someone asks for constructive input, then give it. However it is not your moral right to give advice if it is not asked for.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:s/candidate/date/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because obviously someone who just needs a little more work should just live alone in misery.

  77. Be honest and promote development. by InfusionX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having had the opportunity to sit on both sides of the desk, let me voice my personal opinion. I can honestly say that showing someone areas to improve in will build trust, growth, and interest in your company. If "Jenny Sue" came to the team interview and performed horribly, but was really positive, give her reasons to try again. Don't say you'll call them back. If you tell the person "We are not interested", you push them away with a negative attitude and who knows what kind of negative web publicity they can provide your company. If you tell the prospective employee "This is a suggestion for improving on ..." or even "Your might want to learn more about ...", you build interest from the prospective employee. Tell them to work on those areas and improve their knowledge and skills and you want them to come back in a month or so. If the person is interested they will come back with more knowledge. I had to learn more for my last 3 jobs. Each time with more knowledge and a positive attitude. This is a way to have this person start building their work skills and knowledge to your work enviroment without paying to train them. From there selection for hire becomes a process of where to fit them in with minimal training on how to work within your company. What is better than having a positive person come in to your company knowing they progressed to your standards, eager to be a team member. The result is a bad interview turned into a good future employee, with room for growth. --MikeW

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  78. keeping them real.... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 0

    In a REAL interview, where applicants are made to fight for their position in some sort of 'death arena', the reasons for losing should be apparent, and no explanation need be given.

  79. A simple decent answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had to do this on a couple occasions, one occasion was an interviewee who clearly wasn't qualified, another was someone hired to do a job they were completely incompetent at.

    In both cases, I sat the person down and told them frankly and honestly, without criticism, that there is a certain level of ability and/or dedication that the job required and that they were not even close to meeting the requirement. I suggested they examine what they wanted and expected out of a career in the industry, and decide either to raise their competency or work ethic, or find another career better suited for them. In both cases, when I got to the point of discussing alternate careers, they reacted surprisingly well, almost as if they knew they were trying to do something they couldn't and it was a relief to finally admit it.

    Yes, this is a litigious society and this is clearly not an HR approved response. For anyone who argues for capitulating to the legal BS, I suggest they try standing up for simple human decency sometime.

  80. Interviewed for on-site technicians . . . by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    I have interviewed candidates for a position of on-site technician; a person who goes to people's homes, or small business locations, to fix their computers.

    I had people with qualifications ranging from 'none' (he thought the job posting was for entry-level phone support,) to 'extremely qualified, but not for this job' (an IBM programmer of 30 years who had recently been laid off.) In each case, I did explain why I thought they were not a correct fit for the position.

    In five years of doing this, I have conducted interviews on three occasions. I always found the best candidate through personal connections, not through open hiring. (I hired three people through open hiring, all three ended up being horrible; but they were sadly the best of the group of candidates each time.)

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  81. what IS bad code? by SoVeryTired · · Score: 1

    I'm a fourth year CS and maths student. I'm hearing the term "bad code" being thrown around a lot, and frankly this thread is scaring the hell out of me. What exactly is meant by bad code? Is it buggy code which is difficult to correct? Poorly commented code? Inefficient code?
    I'd appreciate if someone could link me a few examples.

    P.S. I sincerely doubt a link to microsoft.com will get you modded +5 funny

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    1. Re:what IS bad code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out www.thedailywtf.com

    2. Re:what IS bad code? by Simetrical · · Score: 1

      When people say "bad code", in my experience, they usually mean hard to read or understand. It's obviously not too quantifiable as a concept. The code should follow usual conventions on whitespace, it should use descriptive variable names, it should avoid overuse of complex syntax (ternary operators, nesting, recursion), it should avoid unnecessary or redundant steps, it should comment exactly those things that might be puzzling, functions should be broken up if they get too large. Basically, another programmer should be able, upon reading it, to know what it does and how to change it to do what he wants with a minimum of confusion and effort.

      It's something that comes with experience, mainly. You'll hopefully figure it out once you've had to deal with enough bad code yourself.

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    3. Re:what IS bad code? by SoVeryTired · · Score: 1

      Cheers for the link, I found this baby: UPDATE OWNER_USER.all_candidates SET name = filter(translate(REPLACE(REPLACE (replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(r eplace(replace(replace(replace (REPLACE(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(r eplace(replace(replace(replace (replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(r eplace(REPLACE(REPLACE( name, CHR(1),null),CHR(2),null),CHR(3),null),CHR(4),null ),CHR(5),null),CHR(6),null), CHR(7),null),CHR(8),null),CHR(9),null),CHR(10),nul l),CHR(11),null),CHR(12), null),CHR(13),null),CHR(14),null),CHR(15),null),CH R(16),null),CHR(17),null), CHR(18),null),CHR(19),null),CHR(20),null),CHR(21), null),CHR(22),null),CHR(23), null),CHR(24),null),CHR(25),null),CHR(26),null),CH R(27),null),CHR(28),null), CHR(29),null),CHR(30),NULL),CHR(31),NULL))), [... repeated nearly verbatim for the 32 other columns in the table...] ));

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    4. Re:what IS bad code? by PDAllen · · Score: 1

      Good code is code where you can identify fairly quickly the part of the code you're interested in (what happens when I click this button?), and then you can get an idea of what's doing what within that code fast. So you follow some kind of indent convention, you put in some comments, you use sensible names. Bad code is either hard to understand or hard to change (or likely both); long blocks of solid code, misleading names, using global variables to pass data unnecessarily, playing with memory addresses unnecessarily.
      Bugs in code are different: if you're writing good code which has lots of bugs in then it should be pretty obvious that you're doing something stupid and you will probably catch most of those bugs when you read your code. If there are lots of bugs in your code and you don't see them when you read it, then you are writing bad code.

    5. Re:what IS bad code? by stevey · · Score: 1

      If you can read some of the code on the daily WTF and feel the horror and the "F" - then your code is not bad.

  82. A few thoughts... by corecaptain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If a candidate isn't going to work out, that's the way it is.

    But if you want to be a world class outfit make sure you always
    send a letter or make a phone call thanking the person for their
    time. Throw in some compliments and warm best wishes... etc.

    If you don't extend this courtesy it is your company's reputation that
    gets hurt. People talk. It is a small world. Pretty soon, good candidates
    you would love to hire start coming in with negative perceptions of your company
    or worst yet, just don't come in at all.

    As for playing with people - well, then my friend the problem isn't the candidate
    but you.

    1. Re:A few thoughts... by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that. If you get emo over not getting your ego boosted after a rejection letter, then you have a personal problem that needs to be addressed.

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      Destroyer of Mercatur.Net
  83. Idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would implore you to focus your energy not on criticism, but on education and leadership. Why not hire someone who doesn't _currently_ meet your business needs? If they are eager to learn and seem somewhat sharp, I would see this as the perfect opportunity to mentor or mold the said candidate into something that will meet your _future_ needs.

    Please help to educate your fellow C.S. (C.E.) members rather than push them away... otherwise one day they might become one of those managerial types that don't really know squat about software.

    BTW.. People like to point out right away what's _wrong_ with your code simply because they are trying to _shape_ you into someone who will always agree to do things their way..

  84. ask and you shall receive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i don't usually waste my time telling candidates why they didn't make it from the get-go, but if they ask off their own backs what the problems were I think that shows genuine interest in self development and will pretty much let them have it, warts and all. it's a hard ask to demand people to kick goals when they don't know where the posts are, and there doesn't need to be any conflict - just keep it in context, don't get personal and respect them and their enquiry and you might find them back at an interview down the track motivated with their eyes more clearly on the target. at the end of the day, doesn't this make for a better industry all-round?

  85. Well, tell them nicely to go by guruevi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm frequently looking for a job (I do a lot on contract) and the standard reply is: We're sorry, but we currently have decided not to extend you an offer. We encourage you to please apply for any future openings...

    Be nice and friendly, but keep it short and simple. You don't need to give a reason or maybe you chose somebody else, the job market is fierce. The nicest thing that one company did for me was reimburse me for the gas and hotel.

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    1. Re:Well, tell them nicely to go by humankind · · Score: 1

      I'm frequently looking for a job (I do a lot on contract) and the standard reply is: We're sorry, but we currently have decided not to extend you an offer. We encourage you to please apply for any future openings...

      Just imagine if one time, one of the guys pulled you aside and said, "Dude, you could use a breath mint...." and from that day forward your prospects improved.

      Honesty(tm) - it works wonders.

  86. Yes by pestilence669 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I inform people of their lack of talent rather frequently. You are being no friend at all to let someone continue down a path that only causes death and / or destruction. Sometimes... that happens. Many software bugs have indirectly killed people.

    I've told friends that they bombed the interview, why they bombed, what areas need improvement, and if they have any hope. Sometimes they don't, so I put it out there bluntly and honestly. There's always time to change a career.

    There's a fairytale that says something about accomplishing anything you set your mind to. It's a lie. I will never be an NBA player no matter how hard I try. I will never be able to do matrix multiplication in my head. People need to get rid of this childish notion and recognize their limits. Focus on what you actually have a hope of being good at.

    1. Re:Yes by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Sometimes they don't [have any hope], so I put it out there bluntly and honestly. There's always time to change a career. [...] There's a fairytale that says something about accomplishing anything you set your mind to. It's a lie. While what you say is true, you also may not be a perfect judge of who is beyond hope. Be careful what you say to others.
  87. be honest and polite and encouraging by capsteve · · Score: 1

    don't be an asshole.
    be honest, and let the applicant know that you are not hiring him because his skills are not at the level you are expecting for the given position.

    explain what it is you really want to see experience-wise, even offer examples of where his skillz are deficient, but do it respectfully.
    offer to consider him again if he accomplishes XYZ, but tell him the position requires more skills than he currently possesses.

    if you cat/mouse him, or treat him like a jerk, chances are you'll reap exactly sow. IANAL, but depending on what the labor laws are in your area, you might F yourself in the A, or even encourage rage and revenge in you recently humiliated interview reject.

    you never know, your truthful (respectful) response might not only inspire someone that you'll want to hire in the future.

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  88. Answer by springbox · · Score: 1

    Hello skelter, you might get a few people who you dislike during interviews but the point of an interview is to find people who are qualified to work at your organization. If you don't like them then don't hire them, there's honestly no reason to be an ass about it.

  89. Feedback is a professional courtesy by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    Last summer, I was contacted by a large cellular phone service provider interested in interviewing me for my Unix background (they apparently got my name through a former co-worker). A two hour phone interview was scheduled in which they informed me they were interested in interviewing me for a software development position. I told them I was more of a Unix admin than a hardcore code guru, but they were satisfied enough with the verbal interview to schedule a 6 hour on location interview. That was the last I ever heard of it. Three months later, a completely different recruiter called me asking me if I was interested in the same position, unaware that I had already interviewed for it. It's been kind of creepy. Had they followed up with some professional feedback after the 6 hour interview, I may have considered another go at it. It's very unlikely that I would consider working for them now however.

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  90. When in doubt, be professional. by williambbertram · · Score: 1

    Otherwise you may soon be getting a similar lecture.

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  92. personally I think you should tell them by josepha48 · · Score: 1
    Personally I think you should at least give the person you interviewd a no we are not going to hire you because.. and fill in the why not. We found someone who clicks better, or we think you would be bored here, or even you did not seem that interested in working here.

    Sometimes the above is true. Many companies I interviewed with, I think I was more turned off by them, and I think it reflected in the interview.

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  93. Innovative new concept: HONESTY by humankind · · Score: 1

    It really blows me away how non-confrontational we have become as a society. Like a little group of dweebs.

    I recently set a friend up on a job interview. It turned out the prospective employer asked him why he was interested in this new job and he railed on for 10 minutes about how much his current job sucked. He screwed himself, and I told him, and with that knowledge maybe next time he won't make a complete dork of himself in a job interview. Honesty... check it out... it's new, it's cool... stop being a non-confrontational wuss! This whole modern world seems to be designed around taking advantage of insecure people who are afraid to tell the truth. I'm not playing into that. My friends respect my honesty.

    1. Re:Innovative new concept: HONESTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It turned out the prospective employer asked him why he was interested in this new job and he railed on for 10 minutes about how much his current job sucked. He screwed himself, and I told him, and ... My friends respect my honesty.

      Well, seems to me that you don't have much respect for your buddy's honesty. Did you want him to just make some shit up?

  94. If she's named Paula... by RollingThunder · · Score: 1
  95. If a person some how .. by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

    posts a question using "some how" ... do you tell them ?

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  96. A long time ago by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fado, Fado ... I once was interviewed by DEC for a job doing compiler development. I had my minimal college compiler development experience against another candidate interviewing the same day. (They flew me out half way across the country, he was local) The other candidate got the job and they told me why. "Another candidate is being hired. He has more experience in compiler development." Turns out he actually had 5 years of compiler development. Although I understood the job went to someone else, it was still pretty cool to be considered for it. And a different group that had my resume found out I interviewed for Technical Languages and interviewed me rearranging their schedules, my flight back home, and everything else to get me to stay over. I got that job, so all in all it was a great day! Latter I worked with the same group on some "off the scope" projects. So burning bridges from either side is not warranted ... The guy you turn down for one position may be sitting next to your cube the very next week anyway!

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    1. Re:A long time ago by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Only the Irish speakers are going to understand your intro. For the rest of you, fado fado is Irish (gaelic) for "Long, long ago..."

  97. Interviewing practices by dlawson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the other side of the desk, I do the homework, ask the network about the corporation, and see the interviewer. If I don't get the job, so be it. If the interviewer comes across as an egotistical snob, so be it also (although I do hope they see the Mensa membership on my CV.) If they choose to snot off in public (I had that once) - they deserve what they get (watch "Good Will Hunting" for a clue.)

            I do appreciate good feedback from an interview, and I am astute enough to stop an interview if I have misinterpreted the responsibilities of the position. It saves time and attitude all around. As is mentioned beforehand, the nature of the criticism must be temperate, such as "You made an impression on your knowledge of the tasks, but we found another person with the coding style that fit our system." Hopefully, they brush up on the current practices for the jobs in question.

            I all fairness, I am not a coder (though I did put FORTH on a SwTPC 6809, in assembler) so I may be off base here.
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  98. Re:WTF? by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're too much of a wimp to handle rejection, then come on, WORK ON IMPROVING YOURSELF.

    Except the article is about employers who refuse to give candidates the information with which to improve themselves. Where should this information come from?

  99. Did I mention she's left handed? by mekkab · · Score: 1

    She's left handed, alright.

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    1. Re:Did I mention she's left handed? by VultureMN · · Score: 1

      There they were, hundreds of'em!

  100. I told one candidate to get out of my office! by Puppet+Master · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was in the process of hiring a new programmer. A guy walks in, he's dressed in jeans, a t-shirt and sneakers. Nothing wrong with this at all for a programmer. I wear that myself :) However, this guy sits in a chair and promptly puts his feet up on my desk and says "So chief, tell me what I'll be doing around here?"...

    I told him "Getting your fscking feet off my desk would be job 1 and getting the fsck out of here would be job 2". He looked rather surprised and wondered what he did wrong...

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  101. Let us start with a few facts by melted · · Score: 1

    1. Interview processes are retarded and subjective
    2. The person you're interviewing might be a GOD in EMACS but he just can't do it on the whiteboard
    3. You've already decided in the first 15 seconds whether you like the guy, everything else is just a stupid game
    4. Background, how long the guy has been doing what he's doing and what's on his resume usually plays a more important role than what he can do on the whiteboard (see #3).
    5. Some people "freeze" in an unusual stress situation. This doesn't necessarily mean they'll freeze in a stressful "work" situation since the nature of stress is different.

    Considering all of the above and excluding clinical cases, I'd offer the guy to come a few days later for another round of interviews if he's experiencing a brain freeze, or offer him to write code in the editor of his choice (or on paper).

    First and foremost, don't be an asshole. Don't burn bridges. Operate on the assumption that you DON'T KNOW enough about the guy, because you DON'T. OTOH if there's something that you don't like, particularly if you see the guy just doesn't give a shit about the job, don't hesitate to say NO.

    Most of this shit could go away if it was easier to fire people. Then you'd be hired and then fired if you don't perform and day-long interviews (which don't really tell anyone anything anyway) would just go away.

    1. Re:Let us start with a few facts by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Most of this shit could go away if it was easier to fire people.

      Getting fired would be simpler if health insurance wasn't tied to having a job and you got enough notice to start the job hunt

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    2. Re:Let us start with a few facts by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      You forgot the most important fact: the action/criteria that one manager will absolutely not hire you without, a different one absolutely will not hire you with.

      The classic example is a 'hobbies/interests' section on a resume. Ask ten hiring managers, you'll get ten answers.

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  102. Please Respond As You Feel Fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry - but this poster is too much of a waste of time for me, and I just don't have the energy to explain why he ought not be a jackass to random people applying for jobs at his vaunted code-cow dairy. Thank you very much, we're not extending offers of help at this time - make sure to see my secretary before you leave so you can get your parking validated.

    How does that sort of thing feel when you're on the receiving end? Seriously - if you have to ask this question, fuck off. Unless your legal department forbids it, treating people decently and trying to help should be the response any tolerable human being ought to have.

  103. Send him to M$! by SuluSulu · · Score: 1

    ...has demonstrated that he is a danger to any code base.
    The best thing to do would be to send him to Microsoft. He would fit right in and everybody wins!
  104. Just give them the standard response.... by mblase · · Score: 1

    "It's not you, it's me."

  105. Companies with pleasant interviewing experience by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    These are companies that, from personal experience and feedback from peers, have provided pleasant interviewing experiences. This list has no correlation as to whether they have gotten the job.

    Intel
    AMD
    Broadcom
    Magma Design Automation
    Cadence
    Synopsys
    University Research position with a Professor
    IT job at a university

  106. Don't say anything by plopez · · Score: 1

    Liabiity issues. If you must say something, e.g. in a rejection email, say nothing more than 'We found a highly qualified person for the position'. The more you say, the more likely you are to slip up and make a comment that could be defined as discriminatory.

    Save your mentoring for unofficial situations, e.g. mentoring friends, family members or volunteer work with students at the local college.

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  107. No! by iCharles · · Score: 1

    For an external candidate, you politely say "thank you for your time," check the box that says "do not hire this guy," objectively fill out any other related paperwork, and move on.

    When interviewing, your interest are those of your company, not the field, or society as a whole. The questions you are interested in are "can this guy do the job?" and "will this guy fit into our organization?" Providing feedback to the candidate will cause you some degree of grief (litigation, someone pestering you for feedback, and unintentional protege).

    If you feel you must give feedback, volunteer at a college, technical school, or high school, to give mock interviews.

    If it is an internal candidate, I wouldn't say anything, either. I would provide any feedback to HR, the individual's supervisor, or my own (to channel to the individual).

    1. Re:No! by js3 · · Score: 1

      exactly what the OP should do. Your job is a yes/no. Nothing more, as an applicant that's all I want to know too, whether you find me suitable or not. You're not god (and probably not smarter than me), it's all about whether you think I can help your company or not. If yes great, if no well too bad. yes or no. nothing more.

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  108. The primary purpose of interviewing... by stmfreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... is to find good people.

    You're not there to educate every schmuck that applies for your position. You're supposed to simply find the best candidate (that meets your bar) in a reasonable amount of time.

    A secondary purpose of interviewing is to get people excited about your company. EVERYONE should leave your interviews wanting to work with you. That generally fosters good will in your area prompting qualified people to apply. A great way to make people not want to work with you is to be critical without the pretense of looking out for their best interests the way a friend, peer or mentor might.

    I never let on how poorly people are doing. I simply alter my approach, simplify my questions and wrap up early. I always ask if they have any questions for me about the position or company. I always take a moment to tell them something exciting about what we do. I always thank them for coming. I always show them out with a handshake and a smile and then inform my recruiter regarding how I want to follow-up.

    With a little luck, those that don't get invited back know someone who will.

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    1. Re:The primary purpose of interviewing... by Geminii · · Score: 1

      A secondary purpose of interviewing is to get people excited about your company. EVERYONE should leave your interviews wanting to work with you. Weird. Maybe I just had a lifetime of bad interviewers, because I've never walked out of an interview wanting to work with the schmucks they inevitably send along to play poke-the-candidate. Even when I've gotten the job.

    2. Re:The primary purpose of interviewing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... is to find good people.

      You're not there to educate every schmuck that applies for your position. You're supposed to simply find the best candidate (that meets your bar) in a reasonable amount of time.

      A secondary purpose of interviewing is to get people excited about your company. EVERYONE should leave your interviews wanting to work with you.


      If they are good enough, ok. But please screen them out before they get to your door.

      Ask a secretary or somebody with time in their hands to call them for a phone interview and ask them what is an array, what is a linked list and what is a hashmap. The secretary should write that down and you could tell her which ones deserve interviews and which ones do not.

      Using recruiters is usually friutless because they are paid per person hired, so they tend to give tips to people on what to put on their resumes and how to respond questions. Then the people seem to be good but perform poorly. The initial screening is good though, because at least half the people you don't want to interview, and they tend to copy their resumes.

  109. Would application spam lead to DoS? by tepples · · Score: 1

    One of the salient items on my platform is that employers are required, by law, to let candidates know that they have not been selected. It's a courtesy that's not carried out enough, so I'll make it a law.

    Watch out. Mandates like that may make an employer subject to a denial of service attack by someone who submits applications on the part of a large number of obviously underqualified candidates in order to consume a company's human resources.

  110. Candidate Danger vs. Management Danger by malus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love your statement, "... dangerous to any code base". that's just flawless, really.

    I'm currently working for a company I interviewed for out of desperation. I really needed a job close to home, as I was about to have a baby. The job was mine, easily, based on my skillset and their desperation for someone to 'bail them out'. After 6 months of doing basically nothing productive at this company, I find myself, on a daily basis, watching my manager, errrr "DIRECTOR!" [don't steal his rank from him!] tearing this company to shreds with his empty promises and lack of self control.

    "My cock is HUGE! And behold as I whip it out, and write magnificent code! I will solve all of your problems with one swift stroke!"

    This poor COBOL bastard couldn't tell me the difference between preceding-sibling and ancestor-or-self, let alone the difference between a private or public var, yet, this fuckmonkey is in charge of this small family-owned statistics business. Ridiculous.

    "I am the Bratt and you shall beat On me with your baseball bat!" ... sometimes the prospective employee isn't the dangerous one, rather, it's the inflexible management who is dangerous to the codebase.

  111. It's a cute idea to be helpful by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    But it has been my experience that there is usually a good reason a candidate lacks the fundamentals. The #1 good reason is? Immaturity. Do you really feel like asking an immature person to confront their own flaws?

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  112. I been up, I been down, I been rejected... by shanen · · Score: 0

    ...but I finally fell up? Anyway, it's been a long strange trip, though I feel like I've mostly done well enough.

    However, this topic does remind me of two particular rejections. The best one I ever received was from H-P back in their glory days. They didn't tell me why they weren't interested, though I suspect my refusal to relocate was probably key (and then I wound up relocating to Japan?), but the letter itself was really wonderful. It's really hard to write a rejection letter like that, that really doesn't bruise the ego--and mine is terribly fragile.

    The second rejection was from MIT. I asked why, and we actually exchanged several letters about it. At least they were up front about it. I came across that correspondence some years later, and upon reflection, I agree with them. Mostly.

    Oh, you want to know why MIT bounced me? As I recall it, they said they wanted more personal maturity than I had in those days. Actually, probably more than I have now, but that's a different sordid story. The point was that MIT wants people who already know where they want to go, and MIT intends to help them get there as quickly as possible. I still respect them in the morning. Mostly.

    I'm confident my trip would have been long and strange in any case.

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    1. Re:I been up, I been down, I been rejected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a dickhead

    2. Re:I been up, I been down, I been rejected... by shanen · · Score: 1

      Must be another truly devout Rushevik projecting your dickheadedness from your cowardly anonymity, eh? You had to protect your moderation abuse, right?

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  113. just passouts perspective by pgp20234 · · Score: 1

    this would be great for freshers to learn better

  114. I do it way before that by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

    I tell programmers group for Advanced VB class how much they suck and they're semesters away from even looking for jobs :-P That program would have been done twice as fast and twice as well with people who actually cared about programming enough to put some effort into it (and 4x if I cloned myself)

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  115. No by kabdib · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dangerous territory. Feedback could be actionable. This is lawyer territory.

    Unfortunately it seems to be the bozos and flatlines and know-nothings who are vindictive. Much safer to give no feedback for someone who's clearly a waste of oxygen.

    I've told people who seemed good but weren't good matches, "Look, you'd be better off doing X, Y or Z, rather than what we need at the moment." But the clearly unqualified get a polite letter or phone call and that's it, no matter how much I want to say "If you were flipping burgers, I'd cross the street and eat at Taco Hell."

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    1. Re:No by geekoid · · Score: 1

      STFU.

      Giving people feedback is a perfectly legitiment part of an interview.

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  116. IT Industry and Education Woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This thread exemplifies the current state of the industry in terms of an educational system that cannot keep up with current trends, and businesses that cannot percieve that an employee might require (oh no!) training. Additionally, some people involved in the hiring process are so disconnected from the actual workforce that they cannot recognize promising candidates.

    These conditions combined with the vast array of different competing technologies create a very discouraging atmosphere for new workers trying to enter the field, especially for recent graduates. This may explain the so-called 'shortage of qualified candidates' that is so prevalently discussed.

    Both academia and industry leave much to be desired for cultivating new prospects to fill current and future voids in the I.T. workforce.

  117. Tell him he sucks for your own selfish sake! by Prien715 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps in treating this entire affair as a zero-sum game, the employer is being irrational.

    Let's say you call a spade a spade, tell him he sucks, and should try something else. Rather than trying to be a codemonkey who couldn't pass for a code algae, he decides to become an elementary school teacher, a fire fighter, or assembly line worker. Even were I completely selfish, it's in MY self interest for things like teachers, fire fighters, and assembly line workers to exist because they benefit me by increasing the labor pool for those jobs and thus lowering their cost to ME. I could not say anything, have him wallow in the labor pool, eventually get welfare, and make me pay him MY tax dollars.

    But hey, I'm just conservative, not an ass.

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    1. Re:Tell him he sucks for your own selfish sake! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      See, that's a rational incentive, but a social one, not an economic one. Still, it seems like a good incentive to me.

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    2. Re:Tell him he sucks for your own selfish sake! by hemorex · · Score: 1

      More likely than not, our wannabe codemonkey is probably under a hefty debt thanks to student loans. At the very least, s/he's probably under great pressure from Mommy and Daddy to move out of the basement and get a real job. Once they've got that CS degree -- the one that they were so sure would give them a free ride to a six-figure salary -- they're not too likely to wad it up, throw it in the trash, and go be a schoolteacher. Right?

    3. Re:Tell him he sucks for your own selfish sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Let's say you call a spade a spade, tell him he sucks, and should try something else"

      So you don't hire blacks then... ok.

    4. Re:Tell him he sucks for your own selfish sake! by Prien715 · · Score: 1

      See, that's a rational incentive, but a social one, not an economic one. Still, it seems like a good incentive to me.

      But it IS economic. By increasing labor supply, I decrease labor cost. Economics 101 right? I want lower priced manufactured goods, so I should encourage people to enter that labor pool, who are well suited for it. I want to pay fewer taxes, so I want fewer people on welfare. I can assign dollar values to any or all of these. How is wanting my economy to be efficient not an economic incentive or economic goal? How are encourage to act in a way to achieve that goal not economically motivated?

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    5. Re:Tell him he sucks for your own selfish sake! by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      > Once they've got that CS degree -- the one that they were so sure would give them a free ride to a six-figure salary -- they're not too likely to wad it up, throw it in the trash, and go be a schoolteacher. Right?

      If they aren't good at programming, and it's bad enough that this is obvious from a job interview, then they need to revisit their qualifications. Sure, they likely won't wad up the CS degree and do something unrelated, but reminding them that not all CS people need to get jobs as programmers might be a good push in the right direction. After all, there are schoolteachers that teach about computers, for example. Making that prospective employee beat his head against a wall that's not going to fall down when a nudge around the corner might lead to daylight is a waste of everyone's time.

      Virg

    6. Re:Tell him he sucks for your own selfish sake! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Beats me. I guess you're right.

      I normally think of "economic incentives" as things that increase my own material wealth over the short term. Long-term, macroeconomic goods I tend to file under "social incentives". But that's just me. I can think of no logical reason why your definition should be wrong.

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  118. How are people to learn if you're selfish? by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I realize companies are concerned about potential lawsuits, and they need to phrase responses carefully, but if they are going to take the time and effort to panel-interview a candidate, they have already invested a significant amount of money in the process.

    In the case of senior staff, they are also having the opportunity for an idea-bounce with skill sets they don't have in-house, a service one would normally pay a management consulting firm for. It is a bare minimum courtesy to follow up on such interviews in a timely fashion, and have some mutual respect. Otherwise no one learns anything, regardless of whether a job is offered.

    I've often heard that a company didn't offer a job because they didn't think they could offer enough. Shouldn't that be my decision? No one knows all my motives, and the past three years could have been 3/5 of the commitment I'd been willing to offer companies before now. Now time is running out, and they're right -- I might not be willing to "stick around" as long as they'd like.

    I despise companies that power play with people lives, and I'm glad I haven't had to deal with such organizations in a long time.

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  119. Dumbasses... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    You send them to a competitor... duhhhh!

  120. From the Opposite Side by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
    As a person being interview, I'd usually rather just hear "not interested". Half the times I have interviewed in the past, I talk to people and they clearly prioritize things that I think are just ridiculous. Like going for a Senior position interview with 8 years of experience and they spend the entire set of interviews on those little clever solutions to theoretical problems that you cover in college. Things that you never ever have to use in practical development, and things that are so much less important than design skills, people skills, and self discipline and focus under job pressures (deadlines, crazy bosses, crazy coworkers, etc.).

    Usually when I interview with a company like that, I'd much rather they just say thanks for coming in and good luck with your job search. I find more often than not, that the time when they should be providing feedback most is when they never do: during the interview. But usually, instead of helping you identify what shade of glasses they are looking at the world through, they play cagey and noncomittal. Not like I have a lot of angst or anything, :-) but I remember this interview where the guy asks me how I would solve a difficult scalability issue, so I mention that your data structure needs to be such that you can rapidly access data distributed across different media, and he totally misses the subtlety that I am talking about and becomes very condescending and explains the simpler first step which leads to what I was talking about.

    The later feedback from that fellow was that my technical skills were not up to snuff. So by this I am saying, its not always the case that the guy or girl at the whiteboard is dumb as a post. Sometimes as an interviewer we drop the ball in our assessment and assumption, and so it can often be a smarter thing to just thank the person and move on without feedback. On the other hand, if the person asks, "Did you feel my technical skills in Java were lacking?" then you could "Yes/No" the question, provided you are good at ending a conversation right there. If they try to rev up to the "But, but, but..." conversation, you're mature enough and experienced enough to nip that one in the bud right? "You asked me for my feedback and I have given it: EJB and Struts are highly desirable skills; we seek strong proficiency in both areas. If you strengthen your knowledge in those areas, it will certainly pay off for you in the future. We'll keep your resume on file."

    I think if someone has to ask other people, "Should I provide interview feedback?" then they shouldn't. If you were ready to do that well, you'd know when and when not to. What to say and what not to.

  121. Re:A resounding No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today I'm lead developer on a company with 494,000 hits in google. This guy's company has 000,226. As I continue to build our infrastructure, I know I won't be using his services. Neither will anyone in my circle of influence.

    Please. Nobody cares about your Google ePenis size. That is the last thing I take into consideration when looking for products or services.

    That sort of attitude would probably cause me to give negative points, in fact, as someone in charge of procurement.

  122. Silence, you dumb ergonomic chair polisher! by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Ah, the foetid stench of ego aging slowly in the morning...! Now that inquisitor has established hern or hizzn credentials by erecting and burning down a straw goat in the selfsame sniff, and all the bobbleheads are reflecting sagely the many similar instances of crass incompetence we have witnessed, or taken manfully in the thorax, or delivered twistingly up the wazoo, perhaps one may be permitted to wonder whether interrogator's own Pecksniffian glitz is up to par? Simply put: They'll get you on the way down if you get them on the way up. I counsel silence, unless you are a sadist, in which case you must be prepared to meet Master Condyle in the nether reaches of your own career.

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    ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  123. Current Job Search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently doing a job search for an entry level position doing .net and asp.net development with c#. I have a B.S. in vocal music performance and just a minor in information systems. Computers have always been a hobby of mine, programming has not; I picked it up a little over a year and a half ago. In that time I've attempted to teach myself web standards and javascript and have really enjoyed it, so when I graduated I thought I'd shoot for a permanent position doing it.

    I've had interviews with 2 companies so far. Tomorrow I have my 3rd interview with one of them, and the other made me an offer today. Let's just say I never expected a job hunt to go this well for me, especially when I am trying to enter an entirely new field.

    One of the things that I've been told by friends to never do in an interview is to admit ignorance. I completely reject this idea and have admitted fully that I did not know the answer when posed questions that I was ignorant of, but I also made it very clear that I knew how to find answers to these questions.

    The company I am interviewing with(again) tomorrow has already grilled me with technical questions and I honestly didn't feel I did very well. Every question that I didn't have an answer for they provided me with the correct answer in the end.. The great part is, those answers will be burned into my brain forever now.

    Do I think companies should give feedback?
    It's all dependent upon how well you think the person can take it. I personally appreciate it and know that with enough interviews(and more study) I can start to ace future interviews because of the feedback process. Luckily(and I really mean that, I'm really lucky) I'll be able to take the first offer if I don't get another tomorrow and will be able to learn on the job.

    1. Re:Current Job Search by pyroflower · · Score: 1

      Congratulations and best of luck in your future employment. I wanted to agree with you about some of your stance on admitting when you do not know something. I'm a CS major (junior year) and I have been told by professors that it is always safer to admit that you do not/ may not know the answer to something versus saying you know when your understanding could be incomplete. What is the worst thing that can happen, you are told something you already know? That is better than working on a project with insufficient tools. Additionally, I really liked some of the responses to the parent article. I think the author's tone is completely uncalled for and that a closed minded attitude like that will obviously *not* attract intelligent talent. When I graduate I will seek an entry level position such as what you are applying for, and I will be sure that it is in a work environment where I can learn and further develop my skills and be treated as inferior simply because I've encountered new information.

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  124. Lawyers at dawn by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    With the legal system ready to pounch - you'd be a dick of the highest order of you opened your fucking mouth - ever.

  125. If your job search isn't going well, ASK! by k3str3l · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would flip this around a bit. I have done a lot of hiring. Both to protect my company from lawsuits and to avoid giving unwelcome advice, I choose NOT to bring up why I am not hiring someone. If they made it as far as an interview, I send them a form "no thank you" email.

    On the other hand, if they've asked for feedback, so far I've always given it. I just don't make it my business to offer unsolicited advice.

    For that matter, if I don't get an offer after an interview, I almost always call the hiring manager to ask why. Not only have I learned a lot, in one case my calling to ask why I didn't get the job led to a turnaround, and me getting the job after all!

    --
    There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.
    1. Re:If your job search isn't going well, ASK! by vettenyy · · Score: 1

      I agree. When I was doing my job search at the end of 2005/early 2006 in preparation for my graduation from college in May I made it my point to ask for feedback at the end of each interview. I think it is one's own responsibility to improve themself, if you want to do better in your next interview you need to find out what you did wrong in your last interview.

      If an interviewer volunteers that information without being asked, I don't see a problem with it, but nowadays you have to be concerned about offending people. And it would be nice to know if they won't offer you the job right then based on the interview so you don't anticipate an email or letter for a couple days.

      Some people watch life happen, others make it happen.

  126. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why?

    Lawyers. Entitlement mentality. Lawsuit mania.

    That's why.

  127. Do you tell skelter how screwed up the q is? by deltacephei · · Score: 1

    I've been lamenting with friends on message boards about how lame slashdot stories are and the ill-conceived attempts to be uber-geek-cool. Consider a hypothetical story poster comes in after somehow making it through screening by cowboyneal. In the ensuing discussion the poster proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only is he (or she) not as adequate and clever as he thinks he is, but has demonstrated that he is a danger to any adult capable of reading more than two sentences on a tiny laptop display. Do you tell them? Quietly step away, snigger in disgust, resist flaming and say nothing? Play with them with sarcastic evil comments the way your cat plays with injured mice (because you're a closet sicko and keep buying the damn mice and putting them in the house)? Should you post a warning and tell them how worthless and stupid they are? Should you email all your techie friends and tell them to avoid slashdot for the day? Is there any obligation to guide them in gaining real experience posting good stories and questions that will bring home buckets of mod points? Can you give them any advice or will cowboyneal get really really mad?

    OK, sorry, couldn't resist; someone probably already mentioned it - why not rewrite the screening process yourself to avoid this? Maybe someone in HR is paying too much attention to the hot certification buzzword crap of the microsecond on the resume.

  128. arrogance doesn't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I am currently an employee, not a software designer, but a chip integration engineer....you would be suprised how much alike this is to a build manager type of software job. Lots of similar functionality between the two descriptions....

    Anyway, about 23 years in the electronics industry, 8 years in self-employed small buisness owner mode, where I was the employer and interviewed many applicants.

    First, if an interviewer is a jerk, you probably do not want the job, because working with team like that will be hell. Arrogant people who act haughty are a sure sign of a dysfunctional team environment. So from an employer's view, if you are acting jerky to candidates, you are probably driving away the better potential employees (those who have an ounce of self-respect to begin with).

    Next, my opinion based on my time as an employer: Often those who are not at the 100th percentile of academic accomplishment make better employees: They are not so darn sure they are always right, they are more willing to listen, and often are quite creative thinkers. So bottom line here is that in my opinion, companies that always look for academic over-achivers (Ask questions like: Are you GPA 3.5 or above?) are too focused on only one metric. Give me a well-knit team of 5 average academic performers, and I will bet you I can train them to beat the pants off most teams of 4.0 grads.

    So as an interviewer, how to treat those who do not make whatever your criteria/grading: Treat them with respect, don't condescend to them or lecture them in the mistaken belief you are giving them a "life lesson", don't tell them they failed a question or test, and don't give them any false hopes. Send a nice rejection letter after the fact of the interview.

    Advice to 20-somethings having problems finding "that great job": Be persistent, don't be afraid to take 2nd tier jobs as stop-gap, and you might want to consider self-employment as a contractor or start-up kind of guy.

    I am in my late 40's now, had I time to do it all again, I think that big-corprations are OK in some ways, but they are very quick to drop you when it suits them. I look back fondly at the time I owned my own business and hope to again some day, being your own boss is great, and software is one area where "sweat equity" can really pay out well.

    And when I have to work with jerks who think they are well above average bacause they drive a nice BMW and make 100K$+ per year, I always wonder why if they think they are so smart, they are making what I make, and doing what I do......the REALLY SMART guys either get their PhD's and then get academic grants, or they have internet startups and make bazillions of $$$.

    Consider a doctorate, if you can. You know what they call the person who graduates in the last place in their PhD class? Doctor. And they get all the same treatment as those who graduated with a 4.0 GPA.

  129. No - because that would require insight.. by cheros · · Score: 1

    HR will ALWAYS only pay attention to the buzzword circus - they have to because they generally don't know better. I've had my fill of HR floozies rejecting people because they didn't "feel right for the team" or other fluffy excuses that turned out to be total nonsense, if it wasn't for coming a cross a bunch of really good ones later I would have given up on HR as a viable acquisition route.

    I had a very good lesson when I was recruiting a new Security Manager for a company - we had a move in the middle of our recruiting process and we got a couple of desks from HR. In one I found a couple of discarded CVs (i.e. with large "NO"s written over them - this was in the days before Data Protection and privacy laws but we still had a rather strong word with the original 'inhabitant' of that desk).

    Anyway, you probably saw this coming: I found the absolute ideal guy for the job was in NO stack, so from that point onwards I've set the rejection criteria for HR pretty wide. Yes, it means more work for me but there is IMHO a difference between being capable of writing a HR compatible CV and being capable in a specific function.

    Let the arguing beging :-)

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  130. It's not that simple by Trojan35 · · Score: 1

    You can give constructive feedback to a good candidate. However, when a candidate is a complete mess you really can't say much at all.

    How do you constructively tell someone that they don't even realize how stupid/incompetent/annoying they are?

  131. Have some balls! Say something! by Ryedog · · Score: 1

    You know what, maybe as a Human Being you can have some respect for people and let them know how to improve their life! This life is temporary you know (For those Godless individuals), maybe you can help someone who needs it! Thinking about your damn self all the time is pretty arrogant and contributes nothing to this world! I have taken employment law and a little commen sense goes along way! Dont give them anything in writing or electronic (e-mail) and have some balls to tell them verbally in PRIVATE! Whos going to prove anything at that point if they want to get legal about it? The chance it would go there is slim and they can say what ever they want anyway, tell them this is off the record (In other words I didn't tell you this!). Make a difference in that persons life for the better!! Maybe they won't write bad code somewhere else, who knows you could be using a peace of software they had some part in someday, you never know! I also think the public relations thing is good all around for you and the company! Grow a pair, you do have an obligation!

  132. Being a dick is NEVER good business. by Kaboom13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No matter what business your in, being a jerk and telling someone they are a "danger to any code base" is just bad business. The cost to you of being a professional, and telling them they are not qualified in a polite manner is 0, the cost to you of being a jerk may be 0 or it may be all the business you would have gotten from whatever company he does end up at, or all the business/potential recruits of his friends. In fact it never pays to be a jerk to anyone, from the janitor to the idiot you just fired. You never know when you are going to have to work with someone again, or need something from them. Being rude or playing game with someone because you are in a position of authority over them and they can't do shit about it, doesn't make you a big shot, it makes you an asshole. If someone has no chance at a position, tell them so as politely and directly as you can, and stop wasting their time.

  133. Ask this question. by msslc3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A common interview question is: "Do you have any questions you'd like to ask us?" Much of what the nice people who want to help a candidate want can be done if the interviewee asks a simple question:

    "What qualities do people who have been most successful at this job display?"

    You can answer that in a way that highlights what the candidate needs to work on. Your answer is not about this candidate but about people who were successful at the job. You are not judging the candidate's qualifications but explaining the job. It is easier to be clear about this if the candidate is the one who has phrased the question this way. So if anyone here is applying for a job and going for an interview, memorize this question.

    I actually am a lawyer. However, this answer does not create a lawyer-client relationship with anyone who reads it. You should rely for legal advice only on an attorney you have retained and who has a professional duty to advise you after becoming familiar with the facts and the law of your situation.

  134. Sometimes, by mbstone · · Score: 1

    If they flunk the question about "What if your IDS detected an intrusion from 127.0.0.1," I'll tell them.

  135. Was your interview structured? by Dillan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After years of getting it wrong as an interviewer I now insist that all job interviews must include a written exam as a major part of it. The candidate is told that they had 30 minutes, that no one has ever finished it, and that it is designed to allow us to verify how accurate their CV claims about knowledge/experience are and so includes questions that not all candidates might be able to answer. Any dept head that claims they can't produce an exam paper is told that until they do they clearly don't know what the job entails. (they also get marked down come their next review) After they have completed the test we go through the answers with them which allows the interviewer to develop a greater understanding of the applicant's ability and thinking. As this is done "out loud" the applicant should go home with some understanding of the what we were looking for. When we come to choose a candidate the process is a lot more reliable than the normal "tell me why we should hire you" routine. That said it is pretty hard when you walk in after 30 mins, skim through their answers, and realise that you've got a complete bullshitter sitting opposite you. Your want to say "Mr Blogg, either you dreamt this CV whilst on drugs or you stole it, good bye", but your actually thinking "How can I get rid of this guy asap without pissing him off?".

  136. The employer should not take the initiative by wathiant · · Score: 1

    Anyone applying for a job and getting turned down should call the company and inquire why he was turned down. Anyone that doesn't do that would probably not have liked the (positive) criticism anyway. Of course, when someone calls you with this question, don't be too harsh, just be honest and give a few (up to 3 or so) points that the candidate would benefit most from improving (in your opinion). If you give any more, he will only start to feel insecure.

  137. Bridges and the recruitment game by foobarbazquux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In my previous job, I had been maltreated and, worse, ignored by the senior management team -- they were and are dead set to deploy MS Exchange for our university mail system. I found a better job and whilst waiting out my three-month notice period, I kept smiling, even when told I was going to get a demotion in the old job. I'm glad I didn't unleash my ire on the fools in management because I still have friends there and could well want to return, once the managers have cycled.

    Now I work for a large company and do phone-screens and in-person interviews in addition to my day-to-day engineering work. I always try to be polite and clear to the candidates: they're under enough stress as it is. On several occasions, a candidate has thanked me for the informative interview -- these are usually the candidates I'll be rejecting, but at least they are getting something of value for their efforts.

    I don't really care whether the candidates remember me or not, since we have such a high attenuation curve for the interview process. However, it's important that the candidate leaves that process with a positive impression of the company and an idea that he would at least like to work for us. After all, even failed candidates can recommend that others apply to us.

    I can actually relate to the concept of playing with a candidate like a cat with an injured mouse: this may be how some people see our interviews, especially if we keep asking them to clarify a given point. However bad it feels to do this, it's in the candidate's best interest for us to persevere and winkle out the knowledge they have so we can report back more completely about their skills.

  138. Re:WTF? by ahuard · · Score: 1

    This notion of simply "growing a pair" when you're constantly getting "kicked in the pair" seems like an impossible endeavor. Job candidates are real people with real self-doubts and real self-assurances. How are you missing this?

    The entire corporate culture is screwed up. Workers are entitled to respect and there are consequences for violating it. But in this day and age of corporate corruption, it's perfectly acceptable to be evil. When your PR starts getting bad, just remember all those times you were rude to potential hires.

  139. Generally - no. by Eivind · · Score: 1

    If someone spesifically ask, we migth point out the area where the person is weakest. But in 9 out of 10 cases it's going to be simply. "We regret having to inform you that the announced position was given to someone else. We wish you luck with your continued job-search." or something of the sort.

  140. Ughh by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    After reading most of this, I can only say there is somehting very, very wrong and uncaring with the US job market. I always got the impression it was a bit brutal but Jesus...

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  141. Agreed! what did *the company* do wrong? by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Well said. If you've got as far as an interview, and assuming the company isn't a bunch of weirdos playing with people's lives, then surely this says short list = pretty well good enough, we're down to the fine detail.

    So if you as an employer have somebody step into the room for an interview, the last stage of the selection process, who is terribly unqualified for the post - I think it's time for *you the employer* to do some serious reflection. How did that person get as far as the interview? Time to talk with your human resources department, third party hiring agencies, the boss, or whoever shortlists applicants. It's time to improve your process for choosing folk for interview. I have to ask - how did that person get so far through your selection process?

  142. This might be applicable to the UK only by dapprman · · Score: 2, Informative
    I do interviews for my company (one of the world's largest banks - UK based) and we are advised not to give feedback to interviewies due to the legal implications if they were to take umbridge over the comments.


    Alas the UK is rapidly following the US as a litegous society and so we now have to take care with what we say as you never know how the other person will behave, which is a shame really because I was a fan of giving feedback when asked.

    1. Re:This might be applicable to the UK only by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be possible to have a waiver they could sign? That way you could call them a retarded starfish in a bucket of shit and they couldn't sue.

  143. Re:Working with smart people by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1

    I've been working in the industry and academia for a number of years now, and the truth of the matter is that you can teach just about anyone to code. Honestly, I work in a psychology department where at least two psychologists have picked up coding in the last year to assist in experiment creation. The real key is finding the people with the brainpower and flexible thinking to be good employees. I have to 100% agree with sodul on that point: finding smart people is what really matters. Ultimately, what does that say about what's on a person's resume?

    I still haven't figured out what to look for, since even teaching classes sometimes it's hard to tell who the smart ones are. You can't rely on 'honors' since bookworms can get good grades (with no need to be a flexible and powerful thinker). You can't rely on 'extra curricular activities' since most of the smartest and brightest people I know don't spend their time in organized 'playtime', and tend to prefer to do it on their own.

    Any suggestions?

  144. This is how I always liked to approach interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A video of my interview technique perfect interview technique

  145. Depends on who "you" are in the moment by Brad+Eleven · · Score: 1

    I was contacted by a googlecruiter a couple of years ago. I was really excited about it, I didn't care about the outcome at first, I was flattered that I had somehow managed to attract the company's attention. My excitement rose to new levels after the first two phone interviews, first from a potential team mate, second from someone on a similar team in a different region. Both were courteous and acknowledged my experience, both were great about clarifying questions they'd asked when my answers weren't exactly what they were looking for. In fact, we agreed that the working environment relied heavily on discussion, rather than simple Q & A.

    The third interview was a disaster. The call came fifteen minutes late, and after several obtuse questions about esoteric programming problems--to which I got no feedback about my answers, just a sigh and another question--the interview was terminated abruptly. Ten minutes before the appointed hour was up, i.e., after only thirty-five minutes, the interviewer simply announced that he had to go, i.e., I didn't get to ask any questions.

    I wasn't surprised at all when the recruiter called to express his regrets that I wasn't a fit, and encouraged me to apply again.

    The position was sysadmin + scripting. Perhaps the programming questions from the jerk were straight out of the real-world requirements of the position--that's where it would have been nice to get to ask my own questions. Heck, for all I know that guy would have been my boss, in which case he saved us both a lot of misery and disappointment.

    I don't hate Google, but it'll be a long time before I consider working for them again, if ever. I get it, e.g., the third guy may have been having a shitty day (maybe he was having a shitty life) and took it out on me. Maybe I was a dick to him in some former context, and he recognized my name from my CV. And, as has been pointed out in this rambling (and interesting) discussion, I probably would've had a difficult time finding affordable housing in Mountain View anyway.

    Months and months have passed, and it still bothers me, though. I like Google, I like what they've produced to date, I'm overjoyed at how my investment in their stock has performed. The dissonance between that opinion and what I was left with that afternoon still hasn't been resolved in my consciousness, though.

    How could such a cool company have such an complete asshole interfacing with potential candidates? The first two interviewers confided in me that they didn't consider themselves geniuses, and that they felt welcomed and encouraged there. The third guy completely negated that idea; he came across to me as an elitist ass with whom I had no chance. He may not even work for Google any more. This doesn't seem to matter to my subconscious, though. The association is quite negative when I so much as consider the possibility of working there.

    Every so often I see a blurb about some Google requirement that I know I could satisfy. The idea flickers momentarily, quashed by a singularly painful memory.

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  146. Don't remember if we did, but considered it once by GregWebb · · Score: 1

    At a former employer, we had a standard technical test. If an interviewee passed the interview, we got them to submit a very simple web app. A few hundred lines of code, a few database tables - the sort of thing any competent dev could turn out in an hour or two max.

    (As an aside - we considered rejecting one guy for turning in a solution that was so large and complex we didn't believe he'd written in in the time we'd asked no matter how brilliant, and another for writing it on Christmas morning in spite of having young children. Two who were hired in desperation included one who unexpectedly turned up to take the test in person then submitted IE-only interface code with a major bug in its database code, or a chap who did the test in the wrong language and was politely asked to try again in the right language this time...)

    Anyway, this chap looked OK, interviewed well and showed some good looking examples of his work. So test him.

    The test came back and worked well enough - but as soon as we opened the database, he was history. The core of the data was in around 100 fields of one row of one table with no key - almost impossible to upgrade or scale, and frankly a pretty longwinded way to build it. He'd demonstrated no understanding at all of relational databases or how to design them, which was a prerequisite, so we fished out some basic references on relational databases for him.

    --

    Greg

    (Inside a nuclear plant)
    Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!

  147. Usually hopeless, on both ends by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    Look, most job interviews are hopeless. Not only is the interviewer barred from asking the REALLY important questions, but the interviewee is putting on a total ACT and trying to be more devious than Bill Clinton in front of the BJ inquiry comittee.

    So with the wrong namby-pamby questions and misleading answers, what's the point of any followup?

    On the other hand, there3's the new "behavioral questions", which try to get at the really important topics without coming right out and asking "are you not a jerk, a goofoff and an idiot to boot?" But thena gain, there are plenty of web sites with stock answers to the standard behavioral questions, so it's trivially easy to deceive on these too.

    It's been my experience if somebody totally bombs and thinks they're hot stuff, they're far too clueless to beleive any feedback anyway.

    1. Re:Usually hopeless, on both ends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's been my experience if somebody totally bombs and thinks they're hot stuff, they're far too clueless to beleive[sic] any feedback anyway.


      I agree. We interviewed for a support post requiring Windows support experience and some knowledge of Linux at server level would be advantageous. We gave the job to someone who had a wealth of both but one candidate had been so hopeless in the interview, clearly misleading on their application and completely failed to even start the simple written test that I was surprised when he phoned up for feedback following his rejection letter.

      When I pointed out that the successful candidate had both Windows and Linux experience aplenty he objected that they could not have had as much as he did! I then pointed out that in my opinion his six months desktop support on Windows and two weeks into an LPI course (no other Linux experience at all) did not count as much as several years in the field from the other guy!

      I kept looking around for a hidden camera.
    2. Re:Usually hopeless, on both ends by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Not only is the interviewer barred from asking the REALLY important questions, ..."

      such as? I have always asked tough questions at an interview.

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    3. Re:Usually hopeless, on both ends by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
      >"Not only is the interviewer barred from asking the REALLY important questions, ..."

      >such as? I have always asked tough questions at an interview.

      At least in the USA, you can't ask:

      Do you have any young children that are going to be sick every other week their first three years? How high does their fever have to be before you stay home with them? 100? 102? 104!

      Is there any chance you WILL be having children during your employ?

      If your child kept you up all night, will you still come in the next day to work?

      And you'd like to ask, but probably won't:

      If you're on a dull project, will your wasted time spent cruising the net go up: 50%, 100%, 1000%?

      If your manager is a jerk or an idiot, how much will this depress your efficiency?: 50%, 90%, 99% ?

      Questions like that...

  148. The only thing worse... by bcharr2 · · Score: 1

    In my experience, the only thing worse than an applicant who overrates their technical abilities is an interviewer who over estimates their interviewing abilities. I cannot tell you how many times I have seen applicants just barely get the nod from the interviewer(s), only to later demonstrate that they are amazing programmers. I won't even try to guess how many times I've seen the exact opposite happen (someone aces the interview, but later proves to be incompetent).

    I'm not sure why. Perhaps it's because in our culture, we're looking for the guy who prefers talking about technology (and looks good doing that) to actually doing something technical. It's why I remarked after graduation that I should have majored in resume writing and minored in computer science - I could have gotten twice the job with half the technical expertise.

    To be sure, approving the right candidates through the interviewing process is one of the toughest jobs that exists, and for some reason it's one that nearly everyone feels they will be good at. So the next time you're certain that the candidate sitting in front of you is incompetent at their job, stop a second and make sure they're not just incompetent at talking to strangers about their job. Because there is a difference.

  149. I guess you're kind of lucky then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For the record, I'm working in small IT shop for 7/h"

    In 2 years, you'll be making $7.25/hour. You should send a thank you to the U.S. Congress for the minimum wage rise.

    On a more serious note, if you're making $7/hour doing "IT", you're not doing it very well, or you're under age 16, or you work in China.

  150. This is really simple by Yogs · · Score: 1

    There are two kinds of feedback, feedback on their answers to specific questions, and feedback about them as a candidate.

    You should never give feedback about them as an overall candidate, you are strangers and anything talking about THEM is going to be taken as judgement. Besides, it doesn't serve any purpose... nothing changes who they are.

    As for answers to specific questions, feedback is a waste of breath unless they miss the mark only narrowly, and you want them to have a particular point straight so you can ask some other questions. In general though, it's better if most of your questions don't depend on answers to earlier questions.

  151. Feedback is a courtesy, but not mandatory by tillerman35 · · Score: 1

    I tend to give feedback to those who I think need it the most. Candidates who lack confidence are sometimes in the initial phases of their job search, so I sometimes offer a few hints on how to prep. I also like to give the "thanks but no thanks" talk immediately but in a very positive manner. At least once, there was some major miscommunication between the idiots in our HR department and the idiots in the warm-body-factory recruiting company they worked with. They screened and sent us a candidate who was an absolute non-fit for a position. I immediately told him "your resume is awesome, but the position has nothing to do with anything you have experience with." He was surprised because he had answered a req from our own carreers web page- so I sat down with him and figured out which posting it was and walked him over to the correct hiring manager and said "this guy drove all the way from Detroit- please give him the courtesy of an interview." He was hired and later went on to be a major player in the industry. So by giving feedback I saved the company some major ill will AND netted us a great candidate.

    I also told one candidate that the next he goes for an interview, he should think about washing his hands after using the bathroom because the next person he puts his hand out to shake might be the person who noticed that he hadn't. Needless to say, he didn't get the job (or the handshake).

  152. When I was looking for a job... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    Better to let them know in a positive way and hope they do something good with it then to leave them hanging. At least you pointed them in the right direction.

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    ~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
  153. Cry me a river. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You want a company, with no relationship with a given individual, to spend time and money for no good reason whatsoever.

    Look pal, if you need comforting of some kind then join a club or something. In the bussiness world a polite communication is all what is necessary once a relationship is terminated (in this case a job interview).

    People are costumers, candidates or whatever, and given the sheer amount of them, companies can only treat them in a "faceless" manner, but this is OK because that means the company is more efficient.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Cry me a river. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The company *does* have a relationship with that individual. He/she is someone who has applied for a job with your company. As the popular motto goes, every employee is part of the public relations department. It would also be wise to remember that every person is a potential customer, and that every applicant you reject might relay their experiences to people your company might want to have deeper relationships with.

      Plus, there is a game theory aspect to the question. If you recognize deficiencies in a person who doesn't recognize them in himself, and you fail to spend a piddly few minutes (oh, GOD! The loss of efficiency!) explaining how he might correct them, he'll most likely blithely go on applying to a dozen other companies. The best case scenario is that he simply wastes twenty minutes of other peoples' time here and there. In the worst case, he might get a job with one of your suppliers or customers, and bring his deficiencies to them, indirectly making your company's life a bit harder.

      Anyhow, the game theory aspect: You've got all these bad candidates out there, wasting precious interviewing time. Assume it's not in any given employer's interest to provide feedback, because the candidate will never interview twice with the same company. But it is in every company's interest for the candidate to receive feedback before ever interviewing. Also assume that some portion of the bad candidates are capable of accepting the advice, learning the areas where they have deficiencies, and becoming good candidates. Your proposal is "always defect," which means that other companies will see more bad candidates. But if a significant number of companies take the same approach, you'll see more bad candidates, which wastes your time.

      Finally, the "the company is more efficient, so it's all good" idea is crap. First, it's crap because people don't want to be treated facelessly. They want to feel noticed, respected, and appreciated. Humans are more social creatures than economic ones. Second, it's crap because while you may represent the company, an interview is invariably an exchange between individuals. The company probably doesn't care if you spend a few minutes jaw-jacking about last night's game before diving into the meat of the interview. But if it makes the interview go more smoothly, makes your job a little less tedious, and leaves the interviewee with happy feelings towards the company as a whole, it was time well spent.

      The same goes for the rejection. The "we do not require your services at this time" approach is the lowest common denominator, with zero risk and zero reward. You don't risk your time, or much ill will from the candidate. But I think most candidates would be glad for an honest, polite assessment of the impressions they left, and if such advice actually improves their job prospects in the future, karma might come back on you and your company in the long run.

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      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  154. Re:WTF? by WNight · · Score: 1

    But nobody else can really do anything to change the world, because it's not evil HR, it's HR who now simply aren't doing anything, and car salesmen, and date rapists, and a whole world looking not to take advantage of someone, but to do what they want as long as nobody screams too loudly.

    If people pretend that you're just having a rough time and offer you a specific pick-me-up they're saying that you're having too rough of a time to handle. While their hand-up feels nice, it's likely misplaced and will lead to you trying to get jobs you aren't qualified for (get rejected from) because people tell you the interviewers just aren't being nice. If, instead, people attempt to show how life can go on, even while you're apparently being kicked in the balls, you can then change the only thing you can, you, and either learn to like the pain or make an effective change.

    For the record, I don't mean that you shouldn't help a friend who's feeling down after a failed interview, just that you shouldn't lie to them to make them feel better. Don't hype their skills, merely encourage them to find informational interviews (arranged via schools and job agencies, or the company directly if you ask) that are designed to give feedback. Then take them out to a movie and help them feel better through having enough to live for that they can't obsess on any one failure.

    Often the problem with an employee is total lack of motivation, often for fear of punishment. Makes them worthless because they only do exactly what a supervisor tells them. It's not a skill thing, but an inability to see that you're being hired to make a business make money by performing function X and that's how you'll be judged because that's what you're being paid for...

  155. Oh, that's great by Benanov · · Score: 1

    "I've been counselled not to use terms that imply a preference for a given age, and work in an field that is 97% male, so it's natural, but dangerous for me to use terms that imply I only want men. Most managers can't do this with the reliability of someone who does this every day, and so risk getting sued, so often HR departments mandate that they don't say anything, and especially not in an email."

    So you don't respond to women who apply, further guaranteeing your field is 97% male.

    1. Re:Oh, that's great by DCFC · · Score: 1

      Part of our filter is checking people understand English. You failed. I explictly said we don't care about this stuff. As it happens, although the field is only about 3% female, 17% of the people we put forward in 2006 were female. I'm not even going to claim this as virtue, just applied greed. Discrimination would cost us money, since we'd place fewer people, so we don't do it. It might not even be anything to do with us since our research implies more women are trying to get in.

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      Dominic Connor,Quant Headhunter
    2. Re:Oh, that's great by SkunkPussy · · Score: 1

      I took the GP's post as implying something like the following scenario, where the interviewer accidentally implies he only wants men:

      interviewee: What is the most important experience that your ideal candidate will have?

      interviewer: He will be very good with c++. SORRY! I meant he/she!

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      SURELY NOT!!!!!
  156. Yeah you should by aztecmonkey · · Score: 1

    I had an applicant once for a web developer position give me a handful of URLs to look at, one of which was her personal site. The site was wildly inconsistent in design and poorly executed, in my opinion. The kicker was an article she had written and linked to from her site entitled "How To F*ck Like A Porn Star". The article was a discussion about the taboos of female ejaculation, and an encouragement for ladies to step up to the challenge of fulfilling themselves physically during sex.

    The article didn't bother me. None of it really bothered me. It was funny in an absurd way that someone would use this as an example of their work in order to get a job. But having recently been unemployed myself, and looking for someone to give me a shot, I felt an obligation to contact her and tell her what I thought. So I called her at 11 AM and woke her up (a bad sign for someone who is looking for gainful employment), and basically told her that she needed to work on her consistency, her html formatting and be mindful that that particular article on her site could potentially scuttle any hopes she has for getting a job, outside the adult entertainment industry, because some people really take offense to that kind of thing.

    So, yeah, I think you should tell them as a courtesy and couch it in terms of what they should work on, rather than on how badly they suck.

  157. Why companies that aren't hiring go to job fairs by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    Analog Devices - Career fair during year of dot com bust. Had a booth but told everyone who came by they weren't hiring at all. Feedback from students - why bother showing up at all?

    I also used to wonder why companies would go to job fairs when they weren't hiring. Then someone explained to me that they go simply to keep up appearances and make their competitors think that they hiring, which implies that things are going well when in fact they aren't. Word does get around quickly and the last thing any company wants is for people to think they won't be around for very long because once that happens, they really won't be around for very long because no one will buy from them.

  158. Yikes by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    Had a sysadmin candidate tell me that he was a family man and couldn't imagine a case where it would be appropriate for him to work past 5:00. Mind you, he's interviewing for a senior position maintaining production servers for a 24/7 operation. Not only will the guy we hire have to work some overtime, he'll be on call with the emergency phone one week out of three. The character of our business is very cyclic: part of the year we have a heavy workload that requires overtime and part of the year its nearly dead and we not only kick off early to make up for it but also get an extra two weeks of vacation around Christmas. This was clearly explained at the start of the interview.

    We must have grilled him on this for 10 minutes just to make sure we weren't somehow misunderstanding his position on the matter. No, his five-o'clock rule was hard and fast.

    He also mispronounced "Debian," offered only generalizations in response to technical questions, joked that according to our competitor we were "what's wrong with America" and mentioned on the way out of the building that he probably wouldn't have interviewed but he heard we payed well.

    The only way he could have tanked the interview more thoroughly would be to show up in shorts. We thanked him for his time and then asked the headhunter why he sent us someone who was crazy. The headhunter was surprised, stating that the candidate reported doing well at the interview.

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  159. Re:Working with smart people by Branko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    you can teach just about anyone to code.

    You can teach just about anyone to play piano. Somehow, not many people do that well...

  160. Do You Tell a Job Candidate How Badly They Did? by erniegs · · Score: 1

    Great Subject - at my reply there were over 450 comments! At least give them a reply, face to face or email. If you have looked for work over a long period of time you begin to doubt yourself (It does not matter how good you are). Your attempt at levity was taken as such -- Do NOT humiliate a hungry person. Also, every Manager/Executive/CEO I have known over 45 years has been on top of the Ferris Wheel; also on the bottom. You will be there as well. Ernie Garner Columbus, Ohio

  161. Your problem is in the process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to blame the victim, but the problem is yours.

    You should be able to deduce from their submitted materials (resume, code, cover letter) at least a general sense of their abilities. Somebody (you, HR) is not vetting the candidates properly. This goes all the way back to defining the initial requirements for the position and then crafting the help-wanted ad.

    By the time you actually get to the interview process, you should have a good idea about their technical abilities and not feel that this person could be a danger to your code base.

  162. Re:Working with smart people by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1

    Music is not something that is easily taught, which is why teaching piano is not like teaching code. You need to have an ear for harmony (and the psychology behind that is fascinating, by the way) but there is no such requirement (that I can think of) like that for coding.

  163. "Profoundly retarded" by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    I can empathize. I'll never forget the day my parents were called to the private kindergarten I was attending. I sat in the back of the room and listened as the chief administrator (I don't remember his exact title but I remember that it, oddly, wasn't "principal") told my parents that I was "profoundly retarded" and that they simply didn't have the facilities to handle my needs. He handed them a refund check for my tuition and we left. The walk out, the trip home, and the restaurant stop on the way were all quiet, lonely, weird experiences; I don't think my parents had any good idea how to react.

    No, I didn't go on to win a Nobel. But I find it gratifying that when I tell people that story now, more than 40 years later, the first reaction is always disbelief. I guess I was just a late bloomer.

  164. Re:Working with smart people by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1

    Sorry, let me expand on this a bit: When coding, it's usually easy to see where you go wrong (compiler error: check your syntax you fool), or even for logic errors, you either see the predicted (hopefully correct) outcome or you don't. Such is not always the case for music. If you are not in tune (pun only slightly intended) with the piece you are playing (or genre, composer, etc) then you're not necessarily going to know when and where you made a mistake.

    Further, there's a whole lot of physical limitations placed on piano players that are not the case for coders. The strength with which you hit a key on the computer isn't going to effect how your code is... Typing is a binary event, whereas playing a piece is most definitely an analog event.

  165. Politeness is cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a freelance C++ developer specialized in Embedded Software Development for
    the Automation Industry.
    Whenever a job is posted in my area and I'm available, at least three or four
    headhunters contact me for the same job, and they are always the same guys,
    so we know each other for a long time.
    I once applied for a job at a big company, and after a VERY short interview, the
    headhunter who sent me there did not get ANY feedback.
    When we tried to contact them, they did not reply (nobody there, holidays, etc...)
    During the next eight months, other headhunters contacted me and we found out they
    posted exactly the same job every two months or so.
    The story of the 'mystery-job' with no hiring spread and after a year some of
    the headhunters totally lost interest in that company.
    I don't expect that such a big company will have problems getting people.
    However, they lost some of the headhunters and the developers connected to them.
    If they do this over a very long time, it WILL harm the eventually.

    At least when hiring specialists, some human resources departments (a minority, though)
    seem to have problems in understanding the market:

    - Bad news spread easily in a small community
        When working in a small world (like Embedded Software) you deal with a small
        community of people who are interconnected. It may take some time, but if you're
        an ass, sooner or later they all will know. You can't control what other people
        tell each other about your company, you will not even notice, but the effect
        will be there. The people in your business will become more distrustful of you
        and will prefer other companies.
    - Politeness is cheap:
        Just the fact that you're not liable doesn't mean you can ignore basic rules of
        your society. It will cost you only some minutes to Email the people and to tell
        them politely why they didn't fit in. Next time you may need exactly those people
        in another project.
    - Headhunters have their own interests
        Some headhunters have a small set of specialists they can't afford to lose.
        If you're annoying applicants (for instance by vicious feedback) the headhunter
        will think twice before sending you the next guy.
    - Some jobs are only virtual
        As a matter of fact, some companies don't have a job. They just want to harvest
        statistic data about applicants, price, etc.
        If you don't show the headhunters that you are really working on the hiring
        process (for instance, by investing time in feedback) you act suspiciously.
        They could think that you are only keeping statistics, wasting their time.

  166. Re:(See store for details) by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    Capitalization, apparently, is still optional. :-) In capitalism, it's mandatory. :-)
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    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  167. The More you reveal the better for me. by MoronBob · · Score: 1

    I appreciate it when someone like you shows what a loser they put in charge. This way I can leave and never darken your door again. I wish my last boss would have spilled the beans in the interview, it would have saved me two years of grief. Go ahead show us your nuts!

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    Telecommuting! What about socialization?
  168. I love automatic responses by OOSCARR · · Score: 1
    A computer sent me this yesterday (sorry for my English):

    Dear, Oscar

    Thank you for your apply to the Program.

    After careful analysis and revisions, we have selected another candidate whose profile is closer to our requests at this opportunity.

    Please, continue checking our Site [top secret address here] to apply to future opportunities in our Organization.

    We're grateful for your interest and we wish you success in your laboral options search.

    Yours sincerely,

  169. Re:Working with smart people by heck · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Music is not something that is easily taught

    Music is easily taught. So is coding. But both require some talent to get very good at.

    I know lots of people who write code. The accounts clerk; the help desk guy; etc. I know lots of managers who think "I can write a macro in Excel - this coding shit is easy!"

    I know very few people who can approach a problem, analyze it, write down the requirements, and solve the problem in code - where the solution is not a swamp of unimaginable proportions.

    Just as I know very few people who, having been taught music, can sit down at a piano and pound out something that makes you weep with joy and sorrow at the same time.

    Coding well takes a mix of talent, dedication and hard work. A good coder is something of a master craftsman, close kin to a talented artist.

    Anyone can do HTML. You check out MySpace lately?

  170. This one time... by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    while I was acting manager for a company, we wanted to hire a laptop/desktop tech to fill out our team. We read a few hundred resumes and picked the top 20, some internal, most external for phone interviews and narrowed it down to 10 for live interviews.


    This one candidate looked great on paper. He showed up in a nice suit, very polite and kept saying "Oh, yeah, I know all about that," and "Sure, I can do that." After hearing this five times my co-worker and I started digging deeper and asked for more detailed explanations. It soon became clear that he had no clue what he was talking about, what we were talking about or much about Windows or PCs in general. We felt sorry for the guy.

    We immediately stopped the interview process and told him flat out he did not have the skills for the position. We then spent 15-20 minutes providing suggestions of websites, honesty on his resume and how he could start at a lower level and learn his way up to desktop support. (Sad but true.)

    Now I'd be more guarded. As others have said here, it's dangerous to do anything beyond the legal minimum of communication.

  171. call in for second interview, but trash them at it by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    You can have fun with this. Call them in, bring your friends in, and tell them right
    to the face how much of a dumb ass they really are.

  172. Re:Working with smart people by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1

    I almost completely agree, though it seems to be a matter of how we define 'coder' in where our differences lie.

    A coder, to me, is someone who can take direction and give me code (I need a function to take in these arguments and give me this output).
    A developer, to me, is someone who can take a problem, break it down, and tell the coders (or code themselves): "I need a function to take in these arguments and give me this output."

    I don't think you can be a good developer without being a craftsman of sorts, wholeheartedly. MySpace HTMLers are nowhere near developers, just like the guy who can play chopsticks is not a pianist.

  173. Re:WTF? by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1
    Except the article is about employers who refuse to give candidates the information with which to improve themselves. Where should this information come from?

    Poker is another game of incomplete information as well.

  174. I could feel the urge to buy a Susan Vega Album!! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, it was just gas.

    --
    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  175. Reviewing you as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You missed the point that you are being graded as well.
    Mistreat the candidate and the part of your team that isn't laughing will view you as an arrogant jackass that should never be trusted with any real power.
    If you have been in the work force that long you know that everyone has a bad day.

    Also, there is good chance that someone in the company or closely related to the company suggested that they apply. What you didn't know was that was the janitor's son and I forsee you having major computer problems and items missing from your desk. Just remember, "no whining" when dark karma comes back to you.

    All the missed questions should be more than enough of an indicator of their technical deficiencies.

  176. In today's job market, it's all a game..... by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know *plenty* of people who applied for positions they knew full-well they weren't at all qualified for. They were, however, good talkers and experienced in telling the H.R. "gatekeepers" all the standard things they like to hear, in order to move them forward to the interview.

    When you're out of work and grasping at straws to find a way to get your next paycheck, you'll sometimes try things like this - just to see if a potential employer is clueless enough to hire you anyway. (Or in some cases, you may REALLY want a completely different position with that company that you think you won't have much chance of getting without having a foot in their door.)

    Sometimes, it actually works. (Years ago, I knew a guy who did 48 hours of crash-course studying on Oracle database administration, in order to try for a tech. support job with Oracle. He really just wanted the job because they were located in Colorado, and he loved skiing.... He got it, and managed to learn enough while he was there to fool most people into thinking he knew the stuff all along. Last I heard, he still worked for them a few years later.)

  177. To educate or not. by chro57 · · Score: 0

    Do not play "cat and mouse" with "human beings". Be of good Heart and Mind.
    If the candidat is not correctly trained, indicate him/her ressources for his/her formations. You may also indicate other positions in other companies that may be good for the candidat and the companies.

    Your company is not just here "to make money", and extract the best minds from the society, consider its global impact in the world. You contribute to the formation of the futur. Each word count.

    Document everything you do, and be true and honest when asked for an advice.

    Publish your best practices and failures. Keep yourself humble and true. Give correctly to charities or schools.

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    You may regret your current actions for thousands of years in Hell.
    Or rejoyce in Heavens forever.

  178. What is the status Quo? by x-guru · · Score: 1

    Recruiters have often told me after a job interview that I was a "very close second"; that there was just one candidate whos experience was just a slightly closer match for this opportunity.
    Depending on my mood, I either accept the compliment and move on, or I write it off as a Status Quo comment....and move on.

    Is this type of feedback usually legitimate or is it just cannon-fodder for my ego fed to me by an over-eager recruiter?
    I know, when I am the hirer, there is usually no second place: it's usually a definite 'Yes' among many definite 'No's'.

    --x

  179. Re:Working with smart people by COMON$ · · Score: 1

    Bravo. I wasted my mod ability replying to an earlier post but you said it well. I received my CS degree a while ago and while I could code well I knew I was outclassed by several of my classmates. I was aiming for a network engineer job in the long run though. However there is a grand difference between writing programs of 1000 lines or less, or modding PHP scripts and writing fully functional code to handle multiple jobs. All these people I have worked with that consider themselves Guru's because they can write an access database or mod scripts are intelligent but are just simply playing chopsticks.

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
  180. Re:Working with smart people by COMON$ · · Score: 1

    I tutored CS131/141 students for 3 years. Music and coding are very closely related, I rarely meet a great coder who isn't also musically inclined. Don't know the reason though. But in my tutoring time, there are people who get it, and people who break down crying trying to make a simple day of the year program.

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
  181. Depends by geekoid · · Score: 1

    If you don't like your company, hire them.

    Otherwise end the interview, and get on with your day.

    If they contact you post interview and want to talk to you about how they did in the interview. Telling them, politly, how the interview went from your end is the decvent thing to do.

    I would occasionally follow up interviews tog et pointer on how I could interview better. I sued to be horrible at interviews because of how nervous I get. I would get far more nervious and anxious then I ever would in any real world crisis.

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  182. You could change someone's life. by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    The most valuable interview that I've ever had was one where I was not selected for the job. It happened after doing several interviews and maintaining a 100% rejection rate. After informing me that I (yet again) wasn't selected, the HR representative asked me if I would be interested to hear some feedback from the interviewers. It was like a light went on in my head: asking for feedback! Why didn't I think of that?

    The feedback that she gave me, and I do not exaggerate, saved my professional life. In the space of 5 minutes, she taught me how to shine during interviews. I went from 100% rejection to 100% acceptance. I wound up having to choose between competing offers. The things she told me should have been obvious, but as a greenbean straight outta college, how was I supposed to know any better?

    At this point, I am on the other side of the interviewing table; and I am happy to give constructive feedback upon request. You never know whose life you're going to change for the better.

    P.S. I am also a Landlord, and I wind up handing out a lot of rejections in that business. One thing that it's taught me is that angry people sue, whether or not they're in the right. You'll find yourself getting sued a lot less if you treat everyone, even the scum of the earth, and believe me I've seen the scum of the earth, with respect. That means not toying with them, belittling them, laughing at them, refusing to take them seriously, etc. You can reject someone without making him feel bad about it.

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  183. Re:Depends how much of a clod you are... by swanriversean · · Score: 1

    what about beer?
    you know, I think you prove that you're not a *real* beer drinker if you use beer as the plural of beer...
    at least in Canada, its beers, eh

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    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seus
  184. Oh, by all means, kick 'em to the curb. by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    That's kind of a lousy attitude now, isn't it?

    Interviewing is a skill, like anything else. Unless the job is to sit around all day getting interviewed, you might be rejecting a quality worker with lousy interviewing skills.

    From your tone and attitude toward those who work for you, I'm going to speculate that you do not own any company. To my ears, you have the tone of a code-monkey who is worried about having too much competition after the next round of layoffs. I own two businesses, and my policy is to provide feedback upon request. If the applicant lacks the ambition to request it, I don't offer it. But for somebody who has the ambition but lacks the interviewing skills... well... somebody once gave me the courtesy of fixing my interviewing and changed my professional life.

    I am willing to do that for others. It's a small world out there, and you never know when you'll meet people again.

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  185. Have you even asked for it? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Have you tried requesting feedback in a non-threatening way?

    You might be surprised by what you hear.

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  186. Dressing by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Regarding dress: it's hard to go wrong interviewing in an interview suit. Even at companies with a casual dress code. It makes it obvious who is interviewing, at the very least. :-)

    Regarding chastisement: you can always ask the HR representative questions beforehand. "I know that XYZ, Inc. has a casual dress code. Would I feel comfortable if I still wore my interview suit?" She (yes, she) will be able to give you an answer based on the company's corporate culture, and won't have much say in the hiring decision.

    Regarding requests for feedback: watch how you ask. "Why wasn't I hired?" makes it sound like you are gathering evidence for your pending litigation. How about, "Is there any feedback that you'd feel comfortable providing me? I'm always looking to improve myself."

    Good luck!

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  187. you or your company can be sued by ramar · · Score: 1

    I recently took a "Managing Within the Law" class. Short answer: with today's litigious society, the instructor (a lawyer) suggested holding your tongue. As an individual contributor, the company can be sued. If you're a people manager, both the company AND yourself can be sued directly. If you felt the candidate wasn't the suing type, I would still suggest keeping all feedback strictly to facts-- nothing like "you seemed weak in this area", but "you weren't able to come up with any new features in JDK 1.5".

  188. Whoever wrote this sounds like an egotistical snob by v3xt0r · · Score: 1

    I've interviewed, hired, and trained people with less qualifications than people who (may) have had a lot of experience and skills but were cursed with egotistical (geek-snob/fanboy/greek-god-like) attitudes. You're no world star, get over yourself. I don't expect everybody to know everything, all of the time. I'd much rather train someone who needed a bit of direction, rather than work side-by-side with someone who wanks to the mirror chanting quotes from WoW all day.

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  189. At least you had a real candidate by SpringWolf · · Score: 0

    At least the guy you interviewed was an actual candidate who may / or may not have wanted a job with your company.

    I keep my resume up to date on the net. It gains a little notice now and then. Yesterday I received an email from a recruiter telling me he found my resume and I have great skills that may meet two positions he has open. For a moment I was confused. Because the recuiter works for the company I've been working for since July 2006.

    I read the job descriptions and wondered, if he read my resume (which he said he did), couldn't he see I'm currently working at the same place he does? And when he asked "are you looking for a permanent position". I wondered if I could bash him up side the head with foam bat. Uh..I have one. At the same company you're recruiting for.

    It seriously gives one pause to ponder the level of common sense left in the world today.

    I say if you want to give feedback to a candidate at the end of the interview, do it. Maybe you'll save some other interviewer from losing his senses and looking around his office for a bat.

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    - Spring
  190. You are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But thanks for taking the time to write.

  191. Re:Working with smart people by JurgenThor · · Score: 0

    You're not the only one who's noticed that. Both have a rather mathematical rooting. In fact, I remember my trumpet tutor telling me something similar about mathemeticians often being musicians. I've always assumed that on some level it's also because learning to read music gives you a basic understanding of Turing Machines. You've got loops, flow control and abstraction through symbology.

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  192. Haha by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like all the parent posts that have generated SLEWS of negative responses in this thread, primarily because the parent posters have been sold on the lie of the "almighty buck." I.e. it's not worth their or their employer's time and money to give a second thought to a really bad candidate for a position. They seem to not be considering that sometimes their HR department flubs the position description, and that in turns makes the interviewee think that they are applying for something they are qualified for, but in reality are clearly not qualified for or wouldn't even WANT to apply for if the wording on the job description had been more accurate in the first place. Secondly, it's possible that they are clueless, but haven't been shown how clueless they are in a tactful way so that they can learn from their mistakes and better themselves. Or third, it's possible that the interviewee is a genuine jerk, liar, and/or moron, and when found lying should be told directly that their lying cost them a job - maybe they wouldn't waste everyone else's time the rest of their lives continuing on in their lying, jerkwad, moron ways. That interviewer *could* (although I admit, it's highly unlikely) just turn that person's life around by exposing them to their own idiotic, destructive behavior.

    But no, somehow some of you think that you are making the company worth so much more because you didn't spend the $10 worth of the company's (and your own) time to send a tactful note (or $2 to do it there, on the spot) on to the failed interviewee as to why they got rejected for the job. Is an extra $10 in the company's pocket really going to make that much of a difference to the company, or more importantly, to your paycheck? The answer is, unequivocally, NO!

  193. Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you imply that because people must deal with incomplete information in poker, people must deal with equally incomplete information in feeding their families. The difference is that people are socially expected to have a job, not to play poker. Abstaining from poker is acceptable; abstaining from being employed gets one branded a bum. Is there a necessary connection between the two?

    1. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1
      If you imply that because people must deal with incomplete information in poker, people must deal with equally incomplete information in feeding their families. The difference is that people are socially expected to have a job, not to play poker. Abstaining from poker is acceptable; abstaining from being employed gets one branded a bum. Is there a necessary connection between the two?

      I wasn't suggesting that you are abstaining from being employed. The process of getting actually getting hired is a game (See Negotiation theory, or the Noel Smith-Wenkle Salary Negotiation Method), just like dating and developing other more complex social interactions.

      In poker, bluffing and withholding information can be a key part of a successful strategy; what I am referring to is equivalent in job interviewing. Life is a superset of many games, and getting hired does require tactics.

    2. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by tepples · · Score: 1

      getting hired does require tactics.

      What tactics? If HR doesn't give me even the foggiest idea of what I did wrong, then how do I know what to change between one resume submission and the next or between one interview and the next?

    3. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You have to figure out the strategy on your own just like in poker. Your competition (the HR) isn't going to tell you, just like your poker opponents don't have to tell you why your gameplay sucked.

    4. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by tepples · · Score: 1

      You have to figure out the strategy on your own just like in poker. Your competition (the HR) isn't going to tell you

      If there is an infinite dimensional space of possible interview behaviors, and only one small region within this space results in even a second interview, and the interviewer is unwilling to steer me toward this region, then how do I find this region?

    5. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1

      Trial and error, and changing your strategy.

    6. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by tepples · · Score: 1

      Trial and error, and changing your strategy.

      How do I know what changes to make to my strategy? Or are you being intentionally unhelpful in order to frustrate me in the same way that you expect interviewers to frustrate me?

    7. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      -- Trial and error, and changing your strategy. How do I know what changes to make to my strategy?
      Probably through trial and error.
    8. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by tepples · · Score: 1

      But why are you playing for their team? I see the problem as no different from "Guess the number I'm thinking of. Each time you guess, I will not tell you whether your guess was high or low, just whether or not it is equal to the number I am thinking of. If you guess wrong, use trial and error to correct your guess."

      In what manner would you most efficiently apply trial and error to this problem? You seem to recommend an unbounded brute-force search and provide no method to make it more likely that the search will terminate before my vital signs do. Or have I been trolled, have I lost, have a nice day?

    9. Re:Poker is a ****ing game. Life isn't. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I've been reading your posts with some amusement. You really have to figure some stuff out for yourself. Can you honestly not tell when an interview is going good or bad? Can you answer their questions competently? Are your communication skills so bad that you come off poorly? Are you seriously saying you can't figure out what is going wrong in your interviews?

      I suspsect you know. I believe you said you had Asperger's. I'm not sure how bad your communication skills or social graces are, but if they're so bad that you can't get the job you're looking for, then you should seek therapy.

      You also need to accept the real world is not a mathematical formula. Fumble around, look for feedback. The clues are there. Look at how successful people act. Practice, practice, practice. I'm sure you've heard the same interview questions over and over. Prepare a fluid answer in advance.

      Seek out a head-hunter, they can give you advice as to what people are looking for. You also might try lowering your expectations. If you're looking for a developer job, try for QA instead. Worst comes to worst, take a menial job that doesn't require good communication skills. Or try specializing and becoming an expert in a niche field. Whatever. You've got to find your way in the world.

  194. Re:WTF? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    You know, I can honestly say I have a lack of self-confidence (not that you could tell from the arrogance of my posts) that hasn't exactly helped my job search. But you've given me a little bit of an ego boost. At least I know the difference between "a bill passing the House" and "a bill becoming law".

    >> A person who THINKS they are less capable is just a bad as a person who is really is less capable. In fact there's no difference, in my opinion.

    Not really. The former is doing reasonably good work, and not recognizing it as such. The latter is checking all manner of crap into your code repository, and not recognizing it as such. I know which one I'd rather have on my team.

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    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  195. One thing I would love to say... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    To the Bozo that keeps sending us his resume and salary history: Take your picture off the resume, track who you send resumes to and when, and never e-mail a resume twice to the same company without attempting to call first. Sending a salary history that is inconsistent with the job posted reeks of low self esteem (I don't want to know how much you made at the restaurant). Get an extra e-mail address that is simple and does not lead to questions or judgement.

    I was actually wanting to give him an interview but my partners overruled. I was just curious how brain dead he could possibly be.

    Yes, Bradley, I am talking about you.

    Aaah, that feels good to get off my chest.

  196. Re:Working with smart people by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1

    I find that very interesting, from a psychological point of view. The two fields are generally thought to be very distinct (and I would like to note that we were talking about pianists and coders, not those who are 'musically inclined', which does change the discussion a bit).

    My guess would be that since there is a large amount of math (even though it's mostly implicit math) associated with both software development and music (e.g. octaves, distances between notes that create different types of harmony, etc.) and that those who are good at one can be good at the other.

    As an aside: I totally agree with the 'get it' or 'don't get it' distinction. I've seen it both as a student and as a teacher, but not so in psychology. Comp-sci seems to be something you either get at the high level or you don't, whereas softer sciences don't. Interesting point (as well as an amusing visual image of the crying student... does that make me a bad person? ;-) )

  197. Feedback is a no-win situation by kouhoutek · · Score: 1

    I've given hundreds of technically interviews, and I never, ever give feedback directly. It's not because I am mean or lazy, there is just no good reason to, and lots of reasons not to.

    First and foremost is liability. If you tell someone they did well in the interview, and they don't get an offer, that is just ammo for a lawsuit. On the flip side, if I politely tell someone they suck, and they get hired, I don't want them in the cube next to me.

    Next on my list is the big stupid argument factor. Feedback isn't about personal improvement. It is about damage control, and I'm just not interested in hearing how I misunderstood your response or I asked the wrong question or whatever excuse you make up for flubbing a question. Don't solicit my opinion just to tell me why I am wrong.

    Finally, the technical interviewer doesn't always have all the facts to give feedback. They may be interviewing for several open reqs, and I don't know what the salary ranges are or what the interviewee is asking for. I don't want to say you had a pretty good interview, then have HR say you aren't qualified for the super senior position you had your eye on. I also don't want to impact salary negotiations by building you up too high.

  198. A qualified yes by metamatic · · Score: 1

    I won't tell someone specifically why they didn't get the job. However, I will suggest to the person--if they express an interest--some areas I think they could work on in order to improve their employability in the future.

    It might be "Hey, I think you could make a much better impression at interview if you slowed down and spoke more clearly", or "You really don't need a 5 page CV unless you're a Nobel prize winner, I'd recommend cutting out some of the stuff about your pre-school, that's too many years ago for anyone to care about", or "I think you'd do better applying to companies like ours if you had more concrete experience with Java, why not contribute to some open source projects in your spare time?"

    The key is to make it a positive suggestion for personal improvement, with concrete ideas for what to do, and not a "Here's why you suck" list.

    I've done much the same for friends and colleagues who have asked.

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  199. Re:Working with smart people by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    Ive always thought that maybe they used similar parts of the brain. I always say coding as something creative, that you just kind of do, doesn't matter the language, but some of us prefer one language over another. But I know little of that stuff, just observations of students and colleagues.

    I always felt bad about the student crying at the keyboard, usually a girl, however the guys usually expressed anger. But there would be a couple students in there who would just ask a question here and there to make things better and never really struggle.

    Of course as an aside, the dropout rate was well above 80% in my college for CS I think. I started with somewhere around 30 majors in my class and by the 200 level course there were only 3 of us.

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
  200. Re:Working with smart people by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    I always say coding as something creative, that you just kind of do, doesn't matter the language, but some of us prefer one language over another. But I know little of that stuff, just observations of students and colleagues.

    Should read:I always saw coding as something creative, that you just kind of do, doesn't matter the language, but some of us prefer one language over another. But I know little of that stuff, just observations of students and colleagues.

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
  201. Re:Working with smart people by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1

    Funny thing about the 'similar parts of the brain.' There has been much more explanatory power in brain pathways rather than regions. So contrary to 'conventional' thinking, it's very easy (and in fact likely) that pathways overlap for parts of tasks and diverge for others. These pathways are sometimes only a few neurons large, or comprise some small aspect of a brain region (or lobe). As such, I would not be at all surprised if the CS and Music pathways converged for part of their circuit. However, as far as I know there aren't any studies looking at this (however, this is hardly my area of expertise).

    I think attrition in CS is a much better alternative to retention. Ultimately, I have worked with people in the industry who clearly have no clue what they're doing, no greater vision, and ultimately are just good for following directions. Sadly, some of them I went to school with and was somewhat offended that they got the same bachelor's degree as I did (which I think is part of my drive for further education).

  202. Re:Working with smart people by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    Ultimately, I have worked with people in the industry who clearly have no clue what they're doing, no greater vision, and ultimately are just good for following directions.

    Ya I have worked with these people as well, I call them boss :)

    I love working for people and with people who have passion for what the do. Maybe that is more of what made these friends of mine such great programmers, they had a passion for it, perhaps passion can be expressed through music and therein lies the tie.

    My wife is a very intelligent person and a college prof, we both have talked about how you have intelligent people, then you have intelligent people who are also creative with that knowledge, and those are the people who make a difference.

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  203. Re:Working with smart people by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1

    Passion. I'll give you that. I don't know that's manifest in neural circuitry, but I agree with the sentiment. The people you and your wife speak of are my favorite people in the world. Intelligence, drive, and creativity. They truly can change the world.

    If I may ask, where is your wife a professor (and what kind of professor, more importantly)? I've always wondered how field-specific a lot of these things are.

  204. Professional&Personal...mixersR4margaritaville by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life Is Not Fair! Deal with it! The job seekers rely on the business decisions of hiring managers for future employment. I have applied for hundreds of positions since I was laid off in August, and the sad reality is I consider myself lucky to receive *some*kind* of feedback from *~even~* 1% of all the resumes submitted. Yeah, I'd like to hear back from a few hundred companies who I have know idea if they even read my application. Yeah, I'd like to find out why someone manager determined over the phone that I was not a candidate worthy of an in-person interview... but then who says the manager has to tell me anything at all (much less the honest truth)? You betcha! I'd like to find out why someone determined during my in-person interview(s) that I was not the right candidate for the position/company... but then who says the manager has to tell me anything at all (much less the honest truth)? It is unfortunate that we are not always given the chance to learn from our mistakes. The sheer vacancy of any kind of response indicating an actual heart beat behind the rejection letter... can be daunting! ... can be depressing! ... can be scary! Eventually everyone realizes they must "suck it up" because their sob stories are not unique. What marketplace trades in the commodity of personal feelings? "I applied last month, the HR contact said I was complete, the phone call with the manager sounded really great [to me]... why didn't they hire me?" boo hoo wah wah "oh-whoa-is-poor-little-ole-me". (c'mon get over it!) Stop wasting time beotching about one that got away! (unless you are the inappropriate kind of guy who never gets a clue and ends up begging on their knees for a girls' phone number... sheeesh it doesn't work, self-pity isn't attractive to the girls and it most certainly isn't a resume builder!) 'The Underprivileged' or perhaps 'The Unrefined'... I am damn confident in myself, my skills, my intelligence, and my determination to get through these months of unemployment - WITH A RAI$E TO BOOT!! Why am I confident in this? Because the right manager hiring for my next job has not met me yet -- when I introduce myself the benefit of my contribution will be worth the salary. Get over it, get off the floor, and stop whining! A great piece of advice: if your job search starts to get to be too much (...wait for it...) TAKE A BREAK!!! Heck, do what I did: take up cross-country running! Since august I've ran 3 miles a day, and I can run the first 2 miles in 17 minutes! Improve yourself! I have a B.S. MIS and certified Cisco CCNA/DA/DP/NP. I like to keep my mind sharp through recertification (for the hell of it), reading either my J2EE reference 'bible' or AJAX books, and cultivating my tastes for the classics (currently reading Shakespeare's King Henry the Eight [unabridged]). Remember: this is just work, your work should never define yourself! Stop mixing personal baggage with professional growth! (okay I'm finished!)

  205. Yeah, big help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh, I yell at people from my limo all the time and none of those losers has made it to the Hall of Fame.

    Is there a special tone of voice that Rooney used or something?

  206. You are conflating definitions to make your point by tlambert · · Score: 1

    You are conflating definitions to make your point. Or you are not a native English speaker.

    The word "sell" has different meanings, based on its usage and context. In this particular context, it's being used as a transitive verb, and there are eight proper definitions, of which two are applicable from context.

    I am using the word "sell" as in "sell reading to children", not in the sense of "sell children to the rendering plant".

    You have to cause the employer to develop a belief in the truth, value, or desirability of employing you, as opposed to someone else.

    Or, more readably: You have to sell the employer on employing you.

    -- Terry

  207. I just re-entered the work force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have found that most companies are really bad at actually interviewing me.

    One guy asked me about fibianaci numbers and asked me to write the routines, both recursively and non recursively.

    From memory.

    On a white board.

    I laughed out loud and told him that I hadn't seen Fibonacci numbers since college 14 years ago and had never used them in programming my entire career.

    I didn't get that job.

    Of course, I didn't want that job cause I'd have to work with the retard that thinks that everyone has the Fibonacci number program memorized. Instead of just looking it up as needed.

    I had a different company tell me to solve a problem by programming on the white board as well, which I did, correctly, and then he told me that my solution was wrong, I showed him a case where his solution would fail.

    I didn't get that job either.

    I did get the job with a consulting company doing professional services. Which is a lot more fun than being stuck back in a code factory.

  208. it comes down to the terms of reference by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    If the job selection criteria were clearly mapped out when the job was advertised, and the short list applicants addressed the selection criteria thoroughly, then it's the applicants' responsibility to figure out what they did wrong or right. That said, some constructive feedback without value judgement is probably nice, but, it still comes down to the best feedback you can give an applicant is a clear, accurate and concise selction criteria statement when you advertise (or when they approach for an application form.)

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  209. Job for $8/hr in IT by ancientt · · Score: 1

    The job pays $8/hr now. It also pays in experience where the top end of the field is tremendously higher than the top end of the buger flipping industry. If you work for 10 years and become the best burger flipper in the country you might top $70K annually. Do the same in IT and if you're in the top of your field, you have a shot at easily four times that. Not that I'm at the top, but I took the lower paying IT job for the experience. It paid off.

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  210. Sounds like a job for ethicist by speedplane · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a job for ethicist... you know the guy in the NYT magazine. The real question is "Are you ethically obligated to inform them that they have underperformed?"

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  211. Re:Working with smart people by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    I am not sure how a lot of things work in neural circuitry but regardless I just call it passion :) A Midwest college, She is technically titled "Biology Instructor" As she only has a Masters in Plant breeding/Genetics. She has been teaching for almost 5 years. Various classes, mostly intro biology and Genetics. She did her Grad work at UNL.

    She would be the first person to tell you she is not a creative person, but it is rare for me to find someone who works so hard at going above and beyond the call of duty to teach.

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
  212. Re:Working with smart people by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1

    Contrary to popular belief, we have only slightly more of a clue about neural circuitry than the layperson. The human mind is so unbelievably complex.. I've spent my first three years in grad school uncovering question after question after question. I was at a meeting with 20,000 of the top researchers in this field (aptly titled "Neuroscience") and at best there's a presentation or poster that partially answers a question, but raises a dozen more at least. If we sum up all that is 'passion' in just that term, I think we're better off! ;-)

    Sounds like we need more professors like her. Send her my thanks on behalf of all anonymous students, it's the teachers that go above and beyond that really have an impact. I still remember my high school Bio teacher who took extra time to explain the why and the why it's interesting aside from just the this is what's on the test.

  213. I think you asked a good question... by harshmanrob · · Score: 1
    ...but did not ask it well.

    That is likely because you are a manager with little or no IT experience. Every company has had a bad hire. Some bad hires screw up small and just get shown the door. Others screw up big and cost companies money or worse. You are trying to determine who are the bad candidates before you can hire them. This is same as BushCo locking up people in Gitmo because they might be terrorists.

  214. Re:Working with smart people by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    I had a CS prof once tell me that you can take your knowledge and represent it as a circle on a piece of paper. Everything in the circle is what you know, everything on the edge of the circle is what you know you dont know. As the circle gets bigger so does what you realize you dont know, I thought it was a good depiction of knowledge.

    Yes I would like to see more profs like her, sometimes she takes students failing or not caring, too personally. Oh well, I could go on for a long time about apathetic students but you have been in academics for long enough to have seen them too!

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?