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  1. in other news on Social Networks Attract Malware Authors · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Like pickpockets at a festival, money-minded malware authors are drawn by the huge crowds visiting social networking sites."

    Huge clueless crowds gawping at $deity-knows-what and not paying attention.

    Film at 11.
  2. Re:Bad idea on UK Firm To Release 'Screaming' Cell Phone · · Score: 1
    Sounds like a good way to get UK thieves to throw your cell phone in the thames.
    No, it sounds like a good way of stopping them from stealing by preventing them getting any income from it.


    Geographical note: if a thief in Newcastle could throw a phone into the Thames, I sure wouldn't argue with him.

    A better idea might be to lock up the phone and have it display a number the owner can be reached at and maybe a reward amount for returning it.
    That sounds like a good way to encourage worthless dirtbags to steal them in the first place.
  3. Re:conjugate on UK Firm To Release 'Screaming' Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    All of your treble are belong to us!

  4. Re:Mince == Hamburger? on UK's Biggest Supermarket Challenges Microsoft · · Score: 1
    Do Americans not buy raw mince at supermarkets? If so, is it labelled 'hamburger'?

    Yes they do, and yes it is.


    Doesn't make any sense to me either as a) there's 101 other things you could make from it and b) people who want hamburgers usually buy them ready made, but there you go.

  5. Re:What is the "killer app" for IPv6? on IPv6 Essentials · · Score: 2, Funny
    Until we have something that everyone wants and ONLY works with IPv6, we're not going to switch. That "thing" might be here today, but it seems we're all unaware what it is.
    If so, chances are it's some kind of pr0n.
  6. Re:In other news... on IPv6 Essentials · · Score: 1

    Web 3.0

  7. Re:Am I just being overly simplistic... on IPv6 Essentials · · Score: 1

    Does that mean the whole IPv4 internet will be like a subnet of IPv6?

  8. Re:[Shivers]"Real genuine QoS" [/Shivers] (O/T) on IPv6 Essentials · · Score: 1
    I guess it's another word that has lost it's intended meaning.
    Yup - just like "it's".
  9. Re:And... on IPv6 Essentials · · Score: 1
    Here's another one: How are you going to change all that software?
    Changing software is easy. The problem is, who'll have to go round digging up all those obsolete tubes?
  10. Re:Couple things on Television For an Audience 45 Light Years Away · · Score: 1
    Any civilization capable of mounting an invasion over interstellar distances would likely be many thousand years more advanced in technology.
    They could be good at technology in general but bad at weaponry specifically. Or they might be very small or weak, or have poor immune systems, or become easily addicted to ginger...
  11. Re:It's propaganda, not training on Videogames Used to Train Terrorists? · · Score: 1

    No spelling error here: WHOOOOOOSH!

  12. Re:So what is a "right move on Iran"? on Videogames Used to Train Terrorists? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    .. from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  13. Re:In more trouble than most realize... on Globalization Decimating US I.T. Jobs · · Score: 1
    the wealth flows int the hands of the few elite rich. this is so obvious, but so few people are honest and up front about it, even the folks getting the pittance. it is rather bizarre...
    Not bizarre at all when you consider it's still a pittance extra compared to what they had before.
  14. Re:In more trouble than most realize... on Globalization Decimating US I.T. Jobs · · Score: 1

    A) Top posters. Q) What's the most annoying thing on usenet?

  15. Re:The only reason why Labour is still in power... on Globalization Decimating US I.T. Jobs · · Score: 1

    I must conclude that you've never ever been to the UK. There are people there who've never worked, never will work and are quite happy that way. Usually they breed like rabbits, thus pissing in the gene pool even more.

  16. ONEONEOENEELeventyone. on The GIF Format is Finally Patent-Free · · Score: 1
    If you're dealing with bandwidth issues and lots of users, it can add up.
    Oh noes, you mean the tubes might get all blocked up and all the internets wouldn't be able to get through!!!!!!
  17. Re:Developing immunity? on Self Cleaning Mouse · · Score: 1

    Yup. Stupidbosscoccus and E.dumbuser will go the way of the dodo.

  18. Re:I'd rather have a button... on Sharp Develops Triple Directional Viewing LCD · · Score: 1
    It would save a lot of space.

    It might if only you could invent a way for three people to simultaneousley use one keyboard and mouse. Oh, and while we're at it, sit on the same chair.

    Yet another solution is search of a problem.

  19. Re:Are There Any Honest Companies Left? on Federal Prosecutors Launch Probe of Dell · · Score: 1
    How can I "vote with my dollars" when there is no one to vote for?
    Look on the bright side - at least there's somoeone to vote against. Plenty, in fact. More than enough. Hmm. Scratch that bit about the bright side. Best go and live in a wigwam somewhere.
  20. obligatory on Tales from a BBS Junkie · · Score: 3, Funny
    someone who is bathed in Bulletin Board System (BBS) history nearly every waking hour

    Anyone else read that as "every wanking hour"?
  21. Re:This could backfire on Microsoft's Masterpiece of FUD? · · Score: 1
    If I were an EU IT purchaser, or bean-counter, or CIO, this number would give me pause. It might get me to thinking
    But it probably wouldn't - from my experience, having the necessary equipment for mental activity would automatically bar you from any of the roles you mentioned.
  22. Re:ban the term wealth creation on Microsoft's Masterpiece of FUD? · · Score: 1
    So, if we view economics from the standpoint of physics / engineering / system theory
    ...we're deluding ourselves with false analogies and spouting meaningless twaddle that nonetheless seems plausible to the uninitiated.
  23. Re:Nostalgia... on EU Software Patent War Ignites Again · · Score: 1
    preventing others from benefiting from an idea that others could have just as easily arrived at on their own
    I picked the wrong lottery numbers last week. But I could just as easily have chosen the winning ones.
  24. Re:Possibility for DOS attack on A Blackberry Pickpocket Notification System · · Score: 1
    What you are basically saying with that attitude is that you don't value the device in its own right so much as you value the fact that you have one and other people don't.
    No, that's not what I'm saying at all. It's not whether other people have one - if they've bought it with their own money it's their decision. If some asshole's wanting to take mine, that I've worked for, that's an entirely different thing. It's mine to start with, and if I'd rather it was destroyed than some undeserving shitbag got it, it's my decision. Not yours. Mmmmmkay?

    I hope you like your own company, because you are unlikely to win many friends thinking like that.
    Making strawman arguments and preaching about what other people deserve isn't exactly an endearing trait either.

    I note that you haven't answered the bit about deterrence - but that would require thinking beyond the the "Waaagh! It's so unfair! I want your things!" level.
  25. Re:Possibility for DOS attack on A Blackberry Pickpocket Notification System · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Beside which, if you are prepared to destroy your own property rather than let it fall into the hands of a thief, you don't deserve to have it in the first place.
    How so?

    Scenario one, you let the thief steal it. Result: you don't have it any more. Thief does, he's happy and will likely do it again.

    Scenario two, you destroy it. Result: you don't have it any more. But neither does the thief, so he hasn't had his aberrant behaviour rewarded. Happens often enough and the thief gives up or starves.