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Self Cleaning Mouse

mikesd81 writes "LEWIS Wire is reporting on a self-cleaning mouse that disables the survival of bacteria with an auto-disinfecting surface. From the article: 'According to a recent survey from the University of Arizona, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat. Despite this, office workers rarely have time to clean their desktops frequently or thoroughly enough to be effective. As a result, the presence of microbes contributes to the spread of pneumonia, the flu, pink eye and strep throat, among other extremely contagious viruses.'"

204 comments

  1. Hmmm.... by celardore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wonder if this has anything to do with the Mapping of mouse brains....

  2. Whats wrong with hygiene? by mustafap · · Score: 1

    If you don't clean the environment you occupy for 1/3rd of your day, then heck, you deserve to get sick.

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    1. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by montyzooooma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the average desk harbours 400% more bacteria than the average toilet seat wouldn't it have a helluva lot to do with the relative surface area of each.

    2. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by NSash · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would call spending 1/3 of every day cleaning excessive, unless you are a janitor.

    3. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by mazarin5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's besides the fact that most toilet seats tend to be fairly clean. Bacteria just don't do well on cold porcelain; they like warm, wet places with lots of food.

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    4. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by osee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "cleaning" does not kill germs. It pushes them around a bit.
      Disinfection does. Which I practically never do anywhere except for the kitchen sink, garbage can and the bathroom/toilet.

      Speaking of which, the average publich toilet gets a thorough (? :-)) scrubbing with nasty disinfectants several times a day.
      I would expect it to be cleaner than say my keyboard. I would not want to dip that in Domestos/Bref whatever.

    5. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by rednip · · Score: 2, Informative
      f you don't clean the environment you occupy for 1/3rd of your day, then heck, you deserve to get sick.
      A third! you Slacker! However I agree fully. Personally I change my keyboard, both at home and at work about once a year, and I get rid of mice at nearly the same rate. I also wipe them (in particular the mouse), with a disinfectant spray once in a while. My desk chair (at home) is changed about every two years (I've also swapped out my chair at work with unused matches before). As anyone who knows me, I am NOBODY's neat freak, nor am I a germaphobe, but I live at my desk, it should be at least as clean as my toilet (which is about a week from it's last scrubbing right now). Of course I've been changing my feather bed pillows every two years these days (that's another one you should see studies on).
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    6. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by mustafap · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Speaking of which, the average publich toilet gets a thorough (? :-)) scrubbing with nasty disinfectants several times a day.

      Blimey, where you do live?

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    7. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by God'sDuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yeah...but i kinda figure if i wash my hands somewhat regularly, then the germies on my keyboard have become *my* germies over time...i don't expect to actually get sick when exposed to 400 or 4000 percent more of the germs i'm exposed to every day -- that my body's used to fighting -- when compared to a single exposure to someone with a novel strain of the flu.

    8. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by E++99 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Bacteria just don't do well on cold porcelain; they like warm, wet places with lots of food.

      That must suck for Louisiana.
    9. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Also, after taking a shower, a person towels themselves off. Puts on underwear, and pants. The persons butt is not coming in contact with anything else during the day. So when it hits the toilet seat, it is clean.

      Now if they said toilet bowl, that would be much different.

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    10. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by jaimz22 · · Score: 1

      it's not 400%, it's 400 times, thats 40000%, where as 400% is just 4 times as much

    11. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by drsquare · · Score: 1
      That's besides the fact that most toilet seats tend to be fairly clean.


      That's if you're not counting all the piss and dried up semen.

      Bacteria just don't do well on cold porcelain


      Then it's a pity most toilet seats are made out of plastic or wood.
    12. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by Si · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've also swapped out my chair at work with unused matches before

      Aren't they kind of uncomfortable to sit on? Besides the obvious fire hazard..

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    13. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1
      That's if you're not counting all the piss and dried up semen.

      You can't count the extreme cases - so I'm sure that the bathrooms along the NJ Turnpike weren't tested for this particular staistic.

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    14. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

      Yes this took me a minute to figure out that he meant unused chairs that resemble or look like the originial, I think.

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    15. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by Stingr · · Score: 1

      Yes but that assumes two things. One, that everyone showers or bathes and/or uses a clean towel everyday and two that everyone puts on fresh underwear/pants daily. Two things that are probably fairly uncommon, say, on a college campus.

      I had a roommate in college that would wash the one towel he owned about once every two to three months. His justification was that when he got out of the shower he was the cleanest thing in the dorm and so he shouldn't have to wash it very often.

      I wouldn't want to eat off of any toilet seat that he sat on. Actually...I guess I wouldn't want to eat off of a toilet seat that anyone had sat on...but especially my old roommate's toilet seat.

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    16. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      What's that shower thing you talk about?

      I don't have any references handy, but I remember seeing somewhere (so it's a fact!) that the average toilet bowl isn't very dirty, for the reasons you mention, sterility of urine, and because it's cleaned regularly.

    17. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Not sure what college campus you were on, but the one I attended had showers being used everyday all day. Laundry rooms that had about 45 washers and 45 dryers (per building) and you still had to wait to do your laundry.

      On average, most people shower 1/day if not more. I would shower twice/day (in the morning and in the evening after gym). There are very few who do not, or use clean clothes.

      Your roomate is an exception.
      I never said the toilet was clean enough to eat from, but it is far cleaner then you give credit to.

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    18. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What everyone is not realizing is that if you try to kill the +400% amount of bacteria and germs on the mouse, there will always be the 0.01% of bacteria that are resistant it the bacteriological agent. Thus they will still thrive on your mouse like a kid in a candy store and create further strains of resistant bacteria. Thus you are just perpetuating the situation of creating more germs that potentially get you in the end. It's all useless!

    19. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Notes to self: invent thermonuclear-laser self-cleaning mouse. Do not lick mouse, no matter how inviting it is. Never scratch butt then type. Buy extra pair of underpants, bringing wardrobe total to two. Replace desk chair seat with one that is gas-proof. Find out what this stuff called 'toilet paper' is; sounds interesting.

    20. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't necessaraly kill germs, but it removes them and their food source from the places you clean.
      Using disinfectant is way too overkill for most situations. Plus, completely sterile environments aren't too good for a healthy immune system.

    21. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by eh2o · · Score: 1

      Not 400%, 400 *times* greater (40000%).

    22. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by Garabito · · Score: 1
      That's besides the fact that most toilet seats tend to be fairly clean. Bacteria just don't do well on cold porcelain; they like warm, wet places with lots of food.

      I have noticed that when this kind of stories appear in the media, usually they compare the quantity of bacteria found in X with the quantity found in your typical toilet seat. That's not an honest comparison because as parent poster says, the toilet seat is fairly clean and people tend to associate it with feces, making the story more dramatic.

      Toilet seats (TS) could be a new measurement unit, like Libraries of Congress (LoC) or Football Fields.

    23. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by mazarin5 · · Score: 2, Funny
      That's if you're not counting all the piss and dried up semen.

      If that's really a problem, then a little review might help.

      But to address your points seriously, urine is composed of plasma, uric acid, and other elements that your kidneys filter out. It doesn't smell good, but it's not ridden with bacteria. Semen won't produce a good bacterial culture either, and I'd like to think that most people try to avoid cumming all over their toilet seats anyways.

      Then it's a pity most toilet seats are made out of plastic or wood.

      Even on that note, it's really the same. A lot of toilet seats are plastic, but that isn't really hospitable to bacteria either. Most wooden toilets seats are treated, but even if you had some old piece of driftwood with a hole carved in it, it doesn't change the necessity bacteria have to consume nutrients. If you have a constantly warm, steamy bathroom, and you came all over the untreated wooden seat on a regular basis, and the bacteria were able to get everything they need from the protein, then you might have a problem. But, that's hardly the case in a majority of bathrooms.

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    24. Re:Whats wrong with hygiene? by Treates2 · · Score: 0

      *whips out lysol*

  3. So... by d3m0nCr4t · · Score: 5, Funny

    We just figured out 90% of the mouse's dna, and already it's cleaning itself... very nice !

    1. Re:So... by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Funny

      They need to splice the gene into the New York subway rats. I wouldn't mind seeing rats down there if they were better-groomed.

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    2. Re:So... by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could get a few of them on 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'

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  4. Oh no! "bacteria"! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What's this common dread of "bacteria"? You have to look at the big picture. 97% of bacterial species have not the slightest ability to harm us. A typical surface has millions of these critters. Most of them are your friends, as they help crowd out the really bad varieties.

    If you "disinfect" a surface, it's like clear-cutting a rain-forest. You've upset the balance, making a fresh new playground where the really baad and hardy weeds might take hold.

  5. So: by guybert · · Score: 5, Funny

    It licks it's own balls?

    1. Re:So: by pedalman · · Score: 1
      It licks it's own balls?
      Only because it can.
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    2. Re:So: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's" is a contraction. "Its" is the possessive.

  6. Special coating??? by advocate_one · · Score: 4, Insightful

    so how long will that survive on the surface? It'll have to be tough to withstand ordinary wear and tear... the contact points where my fingers hold the mouse on my desktop are already worn smooth and the mouse has only been in use for 6 months... sounds like snake-oil to me especially the nano-particle crap...

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    1. Re:Special coating??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you using windows, right?
      you must be new here...

    2. Re:Special coating??? by pedalman · · Score: 1

      It's actually the piece of radium they hid in the mouse that gives it the germicidal quality.

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    3. Re:Special coating??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Titanium dioxide and elemental silver are being used in bathroom caulk to stop fungal growth.

      It works very well there.

      "Nano particle" is marketer speak for "we grind this shit up really small before we spray it on".

      I have no idea the thickness of the coating, but at least while new, this should work for a while. Frankly, I'd rather save my antibacterial weaponry for things that matter, but having these at the nurses' station in hospitals might actually be a very good idea.

    4. Re:Special coating??? by archen · · Score: 1

      I have a cellphone which has had that for quite a while so I douldn't say this is new tech. And if you look at most mice, they still build up a deposit of grime from dirt and human skin which doesn't help much at all. If you're going to build a "sanitary" surface with anything to do with a computer, start with the freaking keyboard. One of the biggest problems - especially in business - is that computers are NEVER cleaned. The cleaning lady wont touch your computer, and you're not the cleaning person so you don't clean it either. One thing I sort of dread while being an IT person is touching other people's keyboards and mice. Especially when you have people sneezing all winter and eating potato chips over the keyboard. Yuck.

    5. Re:Special coating??? by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I have a Model M at home and at work. When they get dirty, I stick 'em in the dishwasher and let the detergent work its magic.

      I hear this can be bad for the keyboards, but It Works For Me (tm)....

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    6. Re:Special coating??? by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I have this same keyboard and it could use a little cleaning. Since you are experienced at this, could you answer a few questions about your procedure?

      Do you set the dishwasher to air dry?
      Do you remove any of the keys prior to washing?
      How long do you let it dry before putting it back in service?
      Do the keys ever fall off in the dishwasher?

      Thanks for any response.

  7. Good grief by Thisfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Compulsive telephone sanitisers. I never caught a flu from MY mouse.... What are they worried about, computers catching a virus?

    1. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if they could just invent a man that washes his hands after going to the toilet.

      Avoid those bowls of peanuts on the bar, seriously.

  8. Re: Toilets by Andr+T. · · Score: 5, Funny

    the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat Clearly, people are doing something wrong with their desks or with their toilets.

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  9. not again by grayblob · · Score: 1

    Guess I didn't need to buy that autoclave.

    1. Re:not again by osee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Please, do post images of the autoclaved mouse on the net. Thanks.

  10. Useless by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, you touch your mouse often, but it is just a tiny fraction of what you touch so this mouse is just a waste of money. OK, not a big one for a change.

    On the other hand, using such surfaces in hospital for example on doorknobs or armrests may really be helpfull.

  11. Bacteria or Virus by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is no surprise the average desktop has too many viruses, what do you expect when the average desktop is running windows? But the Fine Article seems to have confused virus with bacteria. Just switch to Linux and everything will be hunky dory.

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    1. Re:Bacteria or Virus by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      In Vista MS calls them "bacteria".

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    2. Re:Bacteria or Virus by Lex-Man82 · · Score: 1

      Vista is so resource hungry that it gets rid of the need to have spy ware and virus slowing down your machine.

  12. What's it for? by Dan+East · · Score: 2, Funny

    So are people supposed to wipe their butt with this thing or what? (Just trying to correlate toilet seats, bacteria and an antiseptic mouse.)

    Dan East

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    1. Re:What's it for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For external use only. "Do not ingest the surface material of the device under any circumstances." So I guess you could wipe your butt with it.

    2. Re:What's it for? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      It's not a mouse, it's a rabbit !

    3. Re:What's it for? by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      If you're wiping your butt with a toilet seat, I definitely don't want to visit.

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  13. Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coating uses two mechanisms to deactivate enzymes and proteins to prevent a wide spectrum of bacteria, virus, fungi, and algae from surviving on the surface of the mouse.

    At the risk of saying the obvious, viruses don't need to survive on the surface of the mouse. They only become alive (by some definitions of alive) inside a host cell. They don't need active enzymes to remain being able to infect cells.

    Also, what the fsck does 30x more tracking power mean?

  14. Self Cleaning House by dparnass · · Score: 1

    A self cleaning mouse, that is cool. You really want to grab my attention. Try a self cleaning house, now that would be a product anyone would want. Tell you the truth what i really need is a self cleaning car for my wife, now that is a different story though.

  15. Germs are good by unts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They help keep the immune system strong. If there's nothing for it to fight off... well... it'll just get lazy. Stay dirty; exercise that immune system!

    1. Re:Germs are good by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 2, Informative

      IANACP (Clinical Pathologist), but I think there is a lot of truth in what you're saying. People (my sister is an example) who obsessively clean using super antibacterials are actually sicker on average than those who don't. And since you never kill all microbes with anything short of complete sterilization, overuse of antimicrobials usually just breeds stronger and nastier bugs. This is a serious issue in Japan, and it's becoming one in the US. I agree (to a point) that the more the immune system is exposed to relatively harmless bugs, the stronger it gets.

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  16. How to breed super-germs by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Informative

    Face it, you never catch them all. So some survive, that are more resilent against the agent. They breed. And bacteria do that FAST. The resistance gets inherited. And then again. You are actually causing some un-natural selection that way, until you end up with bacteria that are super aggressive and super resistant against your antibac.

    Why do you think the most violent, nasty and resistant bacteria stems are found in hospitals?

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    1. Re:How to breed super-germs by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      why would they be super aggressive? Other than selecting for fast breeding, which is selected for quite naturally in any case, I don't see how we would be making them any more prone to attacking humans or anything else. Resistant, sure. Aggressive, ??

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    2. Re:How to breed super-germs by BeanBunny · · Score: 1

      You have some good points, but you need to clarify your terms.

      For example, what is an "antibac?"

      I bring this up because resistant strains of bacteria are resistant to antibiotic treatment, which is a term used to describe specifically-designed microparticles that attack weaknesses in the bacteria biological makeup. For example, penicillin is a chemical that binds with transpeptidase, which is an enzyme that certain bacteria use to build cell walls. When this enzyme is bound to by the penicillin, it becomes useless in the creation of the cell wall during reproduction; get enough penicillin in action, and weak areas in the cell wall start to form. Eventually, the cell wall stops doing its job of protecting the bacterium (e.g. the wall bursts), and it dies.

      Resistance to penicillin in particular happens when the bacterium can produce penicillinase, which is an enzyme that binds with penicillin, preventing it from binding with transpeptidase and weakening the bacterium's cell walls. If only one in 100,000 bacteria can produce this enzyme, and it survives, it will replicate to form a colony of 100,000 bacteria that now have the potential ability to resist penicillin.

      Anyway, my point is that this type of chemical is called an antibiotic, whereas a chemical such as chlorine bleach has no such presumptions. It is not designed as such, but it tends to have powerful general anticellular properties. Because of the way in which it so aggressively attacks the organic structure of bacteria (and your own skin, and many things), it is difficult for bacteria to become resistant to this type of chemical.

      Please note that I am not advocating injecting chlorine bleach in order to eliminate a bacterial infection, or any other internal use for that matter (I'm sure we all saw Heathers).

    3. Re:How to breed super-germs by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The correct English term is antibiotic, thanks for pointing this out.

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  17. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    Next-up: The self-cleaning toilet seat.

    It'll keep the 400:1 ratio back up.

    Of course, it's only a bit of time before some renegade made a non-self-cleaning mouse in the form of a toilet seat.

    1. Re:Moo by dochood1966 · · Score: 1

      I saw one of these in Germany.

      There was a symbol of a "waving hand" over a sensor. Having marveled at the ingenuity of German engineering, I couldn't wait to see what happened.

      When I waved my hand over the sensor, a rectangle of plastic came out from the wall over the seat. The seat began to rotate as a small spigot sprayed a cleaning fluid on the seat. A sponge inside the opposite side of the rectangle wiped the chemical off. (It's been a couple of years, so I'm trying to remember the exact details of how it worked.)

      Those danged German engineers! What will they think of next!

  18. Laser by SanderDJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the ball-less mice: bacteria can also be killed with a laser beam.

  19. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well new nano technology allows us to create surfaces that no bacteria can live on. So you don't have to worry about good OR bad bacteria, and its smart for surfaces that people often touch. Otherwise I agree.

  20. Toilet Seats!!! by splatacaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Toilet seats have very few bacteria as they are made of non-porous material. So trying to say they have 400 times the bacteria is not really that outrageous of an amount.

    1. Re:Toilet Seats!!! by porkThreeWays · · Score: 1

      They did a myth busters on that. Toilet seats are actually pretty clean. It's like the "we can put a man in space but we can't..." comparison. I'd be more concerned if my desk were more dirty than licking an ass directly.

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  21. Makes by Konster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow...so many viruses on my desktop. Does Microsoft make that too?

  22. My Toilet is Cleaner than my Desk by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    Looks like I can no longer have lunch at my desk. I'll have to eat the restrooms for now on. I'll take the handicap stahl if no one minds.

    I didn't see anywhere in the article about prevent oil and dirt build up. That's my main problem. My oily and sweaty hands like to build up these nice dirt outlines that I scrap off with my fingernails every month or so. I guess I can start wearing rubber gloves when I touch the mouse.

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    1. Re:My Toilet is Cleaner than my Desk by SanderDJ · · Score: 2, Funny
      I didn't see anywhere in the article about prevent oil and dirt build up. That's my main problem.
      My problem as well! Just killed a Logitech mouse this weekend by trying to clean it. Now it's dead and still dirty.
  23. Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by tygerstripes · · Score: 5, Informative
    400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat

    Okay, just to clear this up: the average toilet seat is, believe it or not, one of the most sterile and least bacteria-ridden places you will find anywhere in your household. It is usually a barren plastic surface with little purchase for bacteria or moisture, it is cleaned and disinfected more than most surfaces, and the only real chance it has of catching anything that bacteria feed on is if someone ends up smearing crap on it - I'm really hope that's not the norm. In addition, what is unfortunately likely to end up on the seat is urine, which is totally sterile and would kill rather than feed most bacteria. Anyone who ever cleans their house will have a pretty sterile seat, and there is not much chance that anything you do pick up on the back of your legs is going to be transferred directly to your face by your hand.

    Just about the opposite of all the points above can be said about your keyboard and mouse. It should come as absolutely no surprise that these things are riddled with bacteria...

    As is your skin. All of it. You are fucking covered in the little guys, and it's rarely a problem. If you're the sort of person who's likely to get sick from a mouse that hasn't been disinfected, your life is too sterile for you to survive easily in the wild. Self-cleaning mice and mobility-scooters for the morbidly obese - they amount to the same thing: people's poor lifestyles causing them to be unfit to survive normally. I understand why people need these things, but if they'd exercised moderation in all things from the start, they wouldn't be in this situation.

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    1. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      As is your skin. All of it. You are fucking covered in the little guys, and it's rarely a problem.

      And don't forget your intestines, plenty off the little buggers inside you too. In fact [too lazy to search for a link] you carry more cells around that are not part of your body than cells that are. Fortunately your own cells are a lot bigger.

    2. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by fbjon · · Score: 1

      That's OK for your home PC, but public computers? Have you seen the average color of their keyboards?

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    3. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since my company introduced remote-dekstop support for end users (rather than me going to the users desks all the time), I've gotta a lot less colds.

    4. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1
      but if they'd exercised moderation in all things from the start
      I don't know where you're from, but here in the USA, we don't do anything in moderation. It's against national policy or something.

      Seriously though, most of the problems that we face as a culture stem from the fact that we take everything too far. Think fast food, playground safety, automobile size, etc. If we just tried to balance things a little better, I don't think we would have so many problems. With a few notable exceptions, most things aren't really bad in moderation, and almost everything is bad if you do it too much.
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    5. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by tygerstripes · · Score: 1
      I beleieve you, but remember that most colds are transmitted through the air. If you aren't visiting different sites full of infected staff all the time and just staying in the same ol' place with the same ol' bugs, you are certainly less likely to catch colds.

      However, try staying in that routine for a few years and then go back to on-site support. I guarantee you'll be more susceptible than ever. Constant moderate exposure doesn't make you completely immune to anything (you still get sick), but it does improve your immunity to almost everything. The body adapts to its environment.

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    6. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by fbjon · · Score: 1
      it is cleaned and disinfected more than most surfaces
      What is this 'cleaning' you speak of?
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    7. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1
      Just about the opposite of all the points above can be said about your keyboard and mouse. It should come as absolutely no surprise that these things are riddled with bacteria...

      As is your skin. All of it. You are fucking covered in the little guys, and it's rarely a problem. If you're the sort of person who's likely to get sick from a mouse that hasn't been disinfected, your life is too sterile for you to survive easily in the wild. Self-cleaning mice and mobility-scooters for the morbidly obese - they amount to the same thing: people's poor lifestyles causing them to be unfit to survive normally. I understand why people need these things, but if they'd exercised moderation in all things from the start, they wouldn't be in this situation.


      Very true, exercise will do more for your health than disinfecting your self, your internal organs and your entire surroundings. In fact a lot of the bacteria on our skin are actually helpful in keeping it healthy and many of the bacteria in our stomach and intestines are vital to their proper function. I will never understand why so many people, and Americans in particular, seem to have an obsessive fear of bacteria in general as if they don't realise that most bacteria are completely harmless. Every so often one of those American talks shows (of the silly variety) like 'Oprah' has this big exposé about bacteria in your surroundings and how to get rid of them with disinfecting soap so perhaps it is just an impression generated by paranoid American TV? Personally I can't use disinfecting soap without it having a detrimental effect on my skin.
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    8. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by NorthWestFLNative · · Score: 1
      How very true. The average person doesn't need a sanitary mouse.

      However, there are some situations where it could be used. Hospitals could use it to prevent taking bacteria into a clean room housing a severely immune-compromised person. It might also be slightly useful to immune compromised (either natural AIDS, etc. or medically induced chemo/radiation) persons in their homes. Touching a keyboard or mouse with even a small break in the skin can cause serious infection for such people.

    9. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by jackbird · · Score: 1
      If you make people afraid of the germs in their surroundings, you can sell them soap. Advertising for soap is one of the major sources of revenue for television networks (e.g. "soap operas").

      The older I get, the better Marxist theories of history ("follow the money") sound.

    10. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I pretty much agree with tygerstripes.

      I'd like to add that people need to think of their hands, stomach and environment as an "ecology." What you want to discourage is the "Lions, Tigers and Bears." Our skin has bacteria that has adapted over millions of years. Many things that are now perfectly fine on our skin and don't cause problems, were most likely at one time an infection. Afte battling for a long time, immune system and invader become either benign or dependent. Much like the bacteria in our stomach speeds up digestion (and has to be replenished after taking many antibiotics).

      By using too much antibacterial soap -- you are killing everything indiscriminantly. You kill the flora, fauna, the vegetarians and the meat eaters (metaphorically speaking). When you next come across some infection, it's an environment without any ecosystem. Thus the Lions and Tigers and Bears which might actually attack your body, have nothing but YOU to deal with. Other bacteria which has safely been on your skin, and humans in general without issue, and might have outcompeted or even attacked the newcomers, aren't there any more. Using regular soap to wash off oils and excess junk on your hands doesn't destroy the ecosystem like antibacterail soap. Unless you are going to do surgery, you shouldn't bother using it.

      The amount of bacteria on a keyboard is a silly concept. It's the type of bacteria and the relative proportions that matter. If you cover a keyboard with dirt -- it would have a lot of bacteria. But you could sleep on that for years and have no problems. If you cover the keyboard in some antibacterial agent -- only the resistent bacteria can survive.

      If you care about not having little critters to deal with, try using more wood. The hard cell walls of the fibers physically break up the walls of most bacteria -- and only the things that feed on wood are able to hang around. Whatever feeds on wood is not likely to feed on humans.

      People need to quit fighting nature and learn to live in some harmony. Most bacteria is benign or even your friend. We are hosts for a very complex ecosystem that for the most part adapts all by itself. Health is just a state where our "guests" are in harmony.

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    11. Re:Toilet seats are a terrible comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's why black keyboards/mice have become popular.

  24. Captainnnn Plannnettt by Omniprogram · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Protect the environment of I'll F****** kill yah!!

  25. Not to speak of public terminals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to speak of public terminals... uah... there you can usually SEE the bacteria!

  26. Time to move my desk by Nikademus · · Score: 1

    Does that mean that I should put my desk in the toilets so that I would have less bacterias?

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  27. Proof by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    Rumours have it that, as proof that this really works, the manufacturer is considering a 30-day trial account to one of the most sultry pr0n-sites. ;P

  28. Self-Cleaning Mouse? by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing. I have a self-cleaning dog. A friend of mine watched my dog clean himself and said, "Man, I wish I could do that."

    I told him, "You better pet him first; he might bite."

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    1. Re:Self-Cleaning Mouse? by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      I prefer the punchline:

      "Give him a biscuit and he might let you..." :-)

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  29. Oh please! by suv4x4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to a recent survey from the University of Arizona, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat.

    There's even more bacteria INSIDE YOU! And no, they're not only "your" bacteria. They are in fact bacteria that you ate, breathed in and so on and so on. They live and breed inside you, and defecate inside you! They also *eat* from whatever is laying around (i.e. YOU).

    Shocking? Well it better not be, since they're not going away any time soon. I'm sick of gem-counting revelations and toilet seat comparisons.

    I'm proud to say I use a regular dirty mouse and keyboard and I'm still alive and healthy. If someone is concerned he might catch something bad from a computer mouse, he wouldn't be alive to buy this product anyway.

  30. Moore's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cats are already self-cleaning. It was only a mater of time.

  31. I'll lick your mouse if you lick my toilet seat... by Flaming+Babies · · Score: 1

    Seriously...what a stupid comparison.
    How about comparing the number of harmful bacteria on each?
    Plus, as others have pointed out, the toilet seat is very often a clean surface due to its being regularly cleaned.

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  32. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I'd only add that it's not really necessary for your own personal mouse, but might be a good idea for a public terminal or kiosk (or public toilet?). I don't think that many folks are giving themselves pink-eye.

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  33. bacteria or virus? by emlyncorrin · · Score: 5, Insightful
    that disables the survival of bacteria with an auto-disinfecting surface.
    contributes to the spread of pneumonia, the flu, pink eye and strep throat, among other extremely contagious viruses.
    What's the point of an antibacterial if the problem is viruses?
    1. Re:bacteria or virus? by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmmm.... Maybe sell it as "Norton Antibacterial"?

    2. Re:bacteria or virus? by greed · · Score: 1
      What's the point of an antibacterial if the problem is viruses?

      People are stupid and will fall for it.

      I actually had a doctor tell me, "It's a viral infection." Then he said, "I'm not going to prescribe an antibiotic for it."

      I said, "Of course not, it's viral."

      Apparently a lot of patients want antibiotics for everything. I was just wondering if I'd make everyone at work sick if I went in and should, instead, stay home some more. Sadly, he said it was OK to go in to the office. But I got some great cough syrup with Codeine....

  34. That explains a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My job is desktop support, walking around a couple of organisations and helping users sort out their problems. I always thought it was the users that made me sick, now I know it's their mice too.

  35. uh oh.. by general+scruff · · Score: 0

    I read this as I eat my breakfast. time for more napkins methinks...

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  36. What about mobile phones? by jackharrer · · Score: 1

    Mouse? Why they're trying to do something with computer mice?

    There's much more bacterias on keyboards, phones and, most important, mobiles (cell-phones for all you americans :). Average mobile phone gathers much more bacterias that anything else around you. It's due to simple fact:
    It's nice and worm (you know how it is after 30min of call) and because it touches your face it gathers a lot of moisture and dead skin.

    jackharrer

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  37. A must-have gadget... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...for anyone who pushes their mouse around with their tongue.

    I'm surprised, though, that the marketing idiots didn't come up with an ant-terrorism angle - after all, if your mouse kills little bad bug things it'll Keep You Safe(tm) during a biological attack!

    1. Re:A must-have gadget... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      "ant-terrorism", that's a good one. :P Make a mouse that can kill ants, and I'll buy it.

  38. Why not go further? by dp_wiz · · Score: 0

    I want autocleaning desktop.

  39. TOP TIP! by mutube · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wash your hands.

    Thankyou for your attention.

  40. Wrong name by unitron · · Score: 1

    They should call it a self-disinfecting mouse or something like that. A self-cleaning mouse would be one that saves you the chore of cleaning all the gunk deposited by the ball on the tension roller and optical interrupter shafts.

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  41. Never mind that by bigHairyDog · · Score: 1
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  42. Re: Toilets by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    The solution is just to move everyone's desk into the restroom.

  43. If contamination were a problem, we would be dead by quigonn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously: if the current contamination really were a problem, we would all be dead. But we aren't, and why? Because the human body has a immune system. So I bet, such a self-cleaning mouse, or even completely sterile desks deployed everywhere wouldn't have any impact on the infection rates.

    Actually, desinfecting too much actually leads to other problems. Current studies suggest that too much hygiene may be a big factor in the recent increases of allergies. Also, fighting too aggressively against any kind of etiologic agents only produces more resistant etiologic agents. A prominent example is the Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA), a Staph.A. strain that developed antibiotic resistance and is responsible for a good share of all nosocomial infections (i.e. infections you get that you get in hospital but are otherwise unrelated to your actual treatment there).

    IANAMD (I am not an MD), but I have an education as combat medic in the Austrian Army where infectiology is a huge subject during education.

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  44. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by sabernet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm no biologist, but isn't that just 'upping the ante'?

    By making a service no current bug can live on, won't it leave a whole new world for tha one bug that happens to mutate in such a way to be tolerant(considering about divisions bacteria make with the percentage of mutation which is only likelier to increase given adverse conditions that may cripple its DNA). A la current anti-bacterial super-bug problem?

  45. Re: Toilets by thesaint05 · · Score: 1

    Maybe THAT'S where all the E. Coli are coming from?

  46. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    The problem with that is erosion. Surfaces that people often touch tend to erode slowly from people rubbing their extremities on them. While that erosion is negligible as far as the integrity of the whole thing is concerned, how about the nano surface? I think that after a while the nanostructures on the surface would get smoothed out, causing the surface to lose its antibecterial properties.

    Nonetheless it does sound like a good idea. For non-mouse environments.

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  47. Dishwasher-proof Mouse by giafly · · Score: 2

    Why doesn't some manufacturer design a mouse and keyboard that you can clean in a dishwasher?

    (Also iPods, 'phones, tv remotes and all types of electronic goods in all types of washer. NB patent trolls, if this is original, I claim prior art by publishing here. PS eeuw)

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  48. Developing immunity? by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    Will my body eventually produce antibodies to everything that infests my workspace?

    1. Re:Developing immunity? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Yup. Stupidbosscoccus and E.dumbuser will go the way of the dodo.

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  49. I wonder... by Hahnsoo · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this mouse could have reasonable application in environments which require a higher than normal level of sterilization. For example, there are many biology labs that culture cells of some sort that need to be kept sterile. Just from anecdotal evidence (i.e. walking around and going "ugh" at the sight of those mice), the average office mouse in almost all environments is pretty darn filthy.

  50. Disable the ability to survive? by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    Is that the same thing as "enabling the disability to survive"? I hope this isn't another attempt to rename "kill" as in "liquidate".

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  51. Anti Bacterial Surface? by pete.com · · Score: 1

    How does an Anti-Bacterial surface help control the spread of viruses exactly? I can see this helping with Strep, and Staph but not viruses.

    1. Re:Anti Bacterial Surface? by Slaughter'em · · Score: 1

      Science smience . . . just tweak the data to support your cause.

  52. Mouse petting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just pet my mouse. Surely this won't kill me?

    And the rabbitses..

  53. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by Daytona955i · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is, when you mention bacteria to the average person, they think bad things because we've learned that bad bacteria can make us sick. That's why I hate most studies that proclaim the bacteria count is such and such.

    Unfortunately, these "studies" are usually trying to convince us to buy an anti-bacterial soap, or as in this case a self cleaning mouse so they play on people's fears and doubts to make them want to buy it, ie... it's just FUD.

  54. Cats have been doing this for years by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1, Funny

    My cat has been doing this for years.

  55. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by tancque · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right. These mice will be the natural selection grounds for oxygen radical resistant bacterial strains, maybe even incoorperating them into their metabolic pathways to produce cheap ATP. Next you will find your printer clogged up with strange pulsating mounds of glee. From there the bug will spread in any electronic device where electric charge creates free radicals, bringing down civilisation as we know it.

    Has anyone checked these oxygen-radical producing mice for connections with muslim-radicals?

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  56. Illiterate marketing by TheMohel · · Score: 4, Informative

    Interesting product, illiterate article.

    Fomites (inanimate objects that can spread disease by holding infective organisms between hosts) can spread organisms, but office equipment, including mice and keyboards, has never been shown to contribute to the spread of serious disease. In a hospital environment, especially in something like an ICU where you have multiple providers working with the same computers, this might be an interesting thing to study. In the office, there's no point. You're at far more danger from shaking hands with your co-workers than you are from using their mouse. Tellingly, neither the author of the study nor the manufacturer quote any actual scientific study showing that an antibacterial mouse makes a difference anywhere. This is a talisman, pure and simple.

    Which doesn't stop the writer of the article, who breathlessly refers to "the spread of pneumonia, the flu, pink eye and strep throat, among other extremely contagious viruses." As a physician who is continually explaining the difference between viruses and bacteria, and the difference between diseases caused by transmission of specific organisms (like strep) and general conditions that have hundreds of causes (like pink eye or pneumonia), this sentence made me twitch violently. Suffice it to say that with this single phrase, the author ensured that I would ignore the rest of the article as an obvious waste of time.

    Fortunately, the manufacturer of the mouse did better. I love the disclaimer:

    Disclaimer:

    This device cannot be used as antibiotic or anti-viral medication. Do not ingest the surface material of the device under any circumstances. If you have symptoms of bacteria or viral infection please consult with your physician and seek medical attention immediately. This device does not eliminate the entire universe of bacteria or viruses. It is not a replacement for cleanliness and good personal hygiene. Please keep your hands and work area clean for optimal protection.

    And there you have it. Remember, don't ingest the damn thing under ANY circumtances.

    1. Re:Illiterate marketing by Slaughter'em · · Score: 1

      It's amazing what simply washing your hands will do.

    2. Re:Illiterate marketing by vbjay · · Score: 1

      What about licking the mouse? :)

  57. Where the heck do these freaks work? by Slaughter'em · · Score: 1
    According to a recent survey from the University of Arizona, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat.
    A grad students worst nightmare. Today you'll be swabbing toilet seats to collect data for your dissertation.
  58. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by asuffield · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What's this common dread of "bacteria"? You have to look at the big picture. 97% of bacterial species have not the slightest ability to harm us.


    And of the other 3%, most of them we couldn't survive without and the primary way they can harm us is by dying. The human lifeform is symbiotic with a whole bunch of bacterial species, which do everything from cleaning your eyeballs to assisting with digestion. The biosphere relies on bacteria to maintain everything from soil conditions to oxygen levels in the atmosphere.

    Killing bacteria to stop infections is like chopping off people's hands to stop shootings - before they happen.
  59. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny
    Enclosed in this post are real-size images of two bacteria. Can you tell which one is the harmful one?
    • Bacterium #1:
    • Bacterium #2:

    So... are you feeling lucky?

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  60. Pneumonia? Really? by silasthehobbit · · Score: 1

    From http://www.kidshealth.org/parent/infections/lung/p neumonia.html

    "The viruses and bacteria that cause pneumonia are contagious and are usually found in fluid from the mouth or nose of an infected person. Illness can spread when an infected person coughs or sneezes on a person, by sharing drinking glasses and eating utensils, and when a person touches the used tissues or handkerchiefs of an infected person."

    So essentially, try and avoid touching the mouse or keyboard if they're still wet with someone else's mucuus. Which is something I've been doing for years. Just in case it's not mucuus...

  61. Dammit! by focoma · · Score: 0

    I was eating chips when I read that!

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  62. When are the human tests? by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

    Creating a self-cleaning mouse is all very well, but how long until we can do this for humans? We can cure practically every form of cancer in mice, but reproducing those results in humans is notoriously difficult.

    We all know what a boon to humanity it would be to have self-cleaning geeks, but I don't expect to see one within ten years, if at all in my lifetime. This is mmore flying cars and moon domes technology :(

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  63. mod parent up by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    too true

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  64. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by value_added · · Score: 1

    What's this common dread of "bacteria"? You have to look at the big picture. 97% of bacterial species have not the slightest ability to harm us. A typical surface has millions of these critters. Most of them are your friends, as they help crowd out the really bad varieties.

    Agreed, but it's the 3% (often from other people) that can get you sick. During flu season, people generally pick up the bug from hand contact. You touch something that someone else has touched, or you shake hands, your own hands end up touching your nose, mouth, eyes, etc. Washing your hands regularly is the best approach, but if it's inevitable that we touch other people or their stuff, it can help to keep our surfaces clean. If you can stay home and sit in your underwear all day long, then no problem.

    If you "disinfect" a surface, it's like clear-cutting a rain-forest. You've upset the balance, making a fresh new playground where the really baad and hardy weeds might take hold.

    But sometimes waiting for the process of a natural selection isn't possible or desirable so cutting down diseased trees to limit the spread of a disesase can sometimes be the best approach. Doesn't work with co-workers, of course.

  65. bubble time by pizpot · · Score: 1

    Just bleach your whole place, and seal it with plastic. Then stay in side.

  66. Anti Bacterial Plastics by Beefslaya · · Score: 2, Informative

    The process isn't that hard, they have been doing stuff like this for years. They inject Anti-bacterial disinfectants into the plastics before they mold them.

    They have similar mats in showers, boats, dairy farms http://www.animat.ca/.

    I'm suprised they haven't done this before. Inter-office disease spreading via keyboards and such is a HUGE problem, costing billions per year.

    Think about it? How many times have you been nailed by a cold going "around" the office?

  67. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Isn't influenza spread by a virus, not bacteria?

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  68. "Superbugs" by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    Isn't this just creating evolutionary pressure in favour of disinfectant-resistant bacteria?

  69. Re:If contamination were a problem, we would be de by hacker · · Score: 0
    So I bet, such a self-cleaning mouse, or even completely sterile desks deployed everywhere wouldn't have any impact on the infection rates.

    Oh it would have an effect, just not the one you think it would.

    If we all grew up in an environment where these devices were prevalent, devoid of bacteria and organisms in our air and on our surfaces, the first time our grandchildren came in contact with them, they'd probably die.

    Witness the huge rise in children who are developing lifelong, serious allergy problems, because their parents never let them leave the house or touch pets or anything else for the first few years of their lives. Children NEED to be exposed to allergens, toxins, bacteria.. to develop and strengthen an immune system.

    There is a similar parallel.. when people are prescribed antibiotics, and don't finish ALL of the pills to completion. I've seen this dozens of times, where someone is prescribed 60 pills, 2/day, and after 1 week of taking the pills they feel better, so they stop taking the rest of them.

    A month later, they're in the hospital, because the virus in their system was diminished, then was exposed to the antibiotics but was not killed, and it grew stronger.. and now no antibiotics work to kill it off. If you run the full course as prescribed, you completely eradicate the virus from your system, and it doesn't get a chance to grow stronger and kill you.

    We need immune systems, and we need to be exposed to bacteria and viruses to continue to grow stronger ourselves.

  70. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    Studies have shown that a workplace phone shared by several people is a great way to share the common cold and similar diseases. Maybe someone needs to make a handset that cleans itself.

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  71. So we're clearing the way by idontgno · · Score: 1

    for mouse-cleaners to join telephone sanitizers and hairdressers on the Golgafrinchem "B" Ark?

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  72. Get in the habit by Cartack · · Score: 0

    This is definitely something we take for granted, expecially those who have jobs that require them to work on alot of different workstations. Get in the habit of treating your hands like they could always be infected with something. wash them frequently, and never rub your eyes with them.

    1. Re:Get in the habit by Teh_Chris · · Score: 1

      Agreed; there's nothing on your mouse that wasn't probably on your hands in the first place, so the key is in what you do with your hands moreso than the mouse itself. ...Although I guess rubbing your eyes or eating with an unwashed mouse is a bad idea as well.

  73. my self cleaning keyboard by pizpot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find the best way to clean a keyboard is dump a cup of coffee on it. The replacement is generally spotless! (remind me not to try to disasemble another keyboard--obviously made by aliens)

  74. Wrist bacteria vs. Butt bacteria by thegnu · · Score: 1

    I also wonder if there's a difference in the type of bacteria. I would personally feel more comfortable eating of my (filthy, filthy) desk that off a toilet seat. I know that's psychological, but also, there's probably not any Trich on my desk. Or E coli.

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    1. Re:Wrist bacteria vs. Butt bacteria by Doctor+O · · Score: 2, Insightful
      there's probably not any Trich on my desk. Or E coli

      Sure there is. That is, unless you never wipe your ass, which is not very probable even on Slashdot.

      Then again, I don't worry about my desk. How is my immune system supposed to work if it never gets anything for training? There is a good reason why allergies spread like an epidemic nowadays. Ask old people whether they knew anyone who was allergic, say, 40 years ago.
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    2. Re:Wrist bacteria vs. Butt bacteria by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Sure there is. That is, unless you never wipe your ass, which is not very probable even on Slashdot.

      I wipe my ass with my feet. So there. To quote a wise man (in my mind Trey Parker and Matt Stone certainly do make up one man), "Surprise, C--kface!"

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    3. Re:Wrist bacteria vs. Butt bacteria by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      I'm genuinely impressed - if you can do *that*, you can also lick your own balls. w00t!

      As a non-native speaker however, I wondered about Cockface. I thought Goatse was the way to go on Slashdot. (And I didn't know there was an animated Goatse, too.)

      (If I hadn't been posting, I'd mod you funny, as I literally LOLd. ;) )

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  75. Copper? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wouldn't it be easier to just make a copper mouse? Copper kills germs.

    Plus after time your mouse will go from copper color to green, so you'll get 2 styles for the price of 1

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    1. Re:Copper? by Bob-taro · · Score: 2, Funny
      Wouldn't it be easier to just make a copper mouse? Copper kills germs.
      And to think they called me crazy for using pennies as breath mints!
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  76. area vs. use by borgalicious · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Yes, the seat may be smaller but one should hope that you spend considerably less time in the lavatory than at your desk. Furthermore, people tend to wash their hands after using the toilet but not after using the phone or chewing on the end of someone else's pen; shaking hands with someone is probably the best vector for pathogen transmission in the office.

    Someone once said: I get up, shower, ride a bus to work, use my computer, use the community coffee pot, shake many hands, use my neigbor's phone, and then go pee and wash my hands - while my penis is probably the cleanest thing I've touched today.

  77. Re:If contamination were a problem, we would be de by quigonn · · Score: 1

    I wrote about that, please read my comment. Whether the mouse or the desk gets desinfected, it makes no difference because the germs are everywhere.

    I also mentioned the part that lack of contact with etiologic agents leads to a higher risks of suffering from allergies later on.

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  78. It read mouse by hemanhedman · · Score: 1

    ...not nose. Was a bit, umm, worried there...

  79. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by inviolet · · Score: 1
    "These mice will be the natural selection grounds for oxygen radical resistant bacterial strains, maybe even incoorperating them into their metabolic pathways to produce cheap ATP. Next you will find your printer clogged up with strange pulsating mounds of glee."

    Bacteria clogging up the printer? That's easy to solve -- just print out something toxic, like a full-nude picture of Bea Arthur. That ought to sterilize the entire paper pathway.

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  80. somebody forgot to mention.... by LtBombb · · Score: 1

    I for one, welcome our bacterial overloards

  81. Useless, I say!!! by steveo777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say we build an arc to carry away these people working on such useless projects. We could probably get rid of a good third of the world if we were to just send off all the hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, management consultants, telephone (and mouse) sanitizers. Then we could finally live in peace...

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    1. Re:Useless, I say!!! by Phroon · · Score: 1

      And risk getting whiped out by one particularly virulent strain of bacteria contracted from a dirty telephone? No thanks.

  82. Where it's needed by mattr · · Score: 1

    Having tried TiO2 surfaces and silver particle wear I can say they are quite nice. Especially the TiO2 in ceramic. It feels nice and clean. The silver stuff is, meh. Both technologies are big in Japan now, and TiO2 seems most versatile being both human friendly and nice for building exteriors but the silver stuff is a bit oversold.

    I believe the British military first designed silver particle embedded antibacterial clothing, and I don't want to wear anything that has really nanosized particles of anything in it but this is not really nano. This summer in Japan everything had silver (and it would have been worse without it, since the sun seldom shone in Tokyo). I have silver particle deodorant spray, it doesn't do much except one really nasty thing: if you spray it at yourself while wearing a dress shirt you better wash it before going outside, or your will get little black dots just like a photograph with silver based film. You have to spray before wearing the clothes. Also I don't think it really has that strong an action. A little bit maybe but I also have a few silver particle embedded handkerchiefs (supposed to not get funky after you wipe off sweat with them) but an experiment showed that they do get funky and possibly part of it is discoloration due to the embedded silver. You can't just keep using it for days. So I don't think this silver stuff is that great, just wash the darned (hah) stuff.

    One thing I can tell you is that while I am definitely not a neat freak, on the other hand I am very allergic to the mold or maybe acid from ink/paper deterioration (?) you get in old paper. Even just papers left in an office environment for a week will itch, and I can read a morning paper but will itch from one left in a bag or purchased in the afternoon. So I am sensitive to bacteria levels and even if they are not itchy am generally aware about it.

    Okay so what do we really need? We need TiO2 building coverings and in bathrooms and desks because it feels great and works. I *think* it is really safe but don't quote me. We really need self-disinfecting TiO2 coated handholds/straps in subways and public places. A disinfecting (alcohol based?) deodorant that has been sold in some places works extremely well.. that is why people smell. So disinfecting is good in some places. We really need disinfecting keyboards with some way so that crumbs, dust, and whatever does not get stuck inside your keyboard forever. That is apparently a really dirty place. As for this mouse? Well when I go to an Internet manga cafe they provide wipes (usually disinfecting) and I do wipe the keyboard and mouse, they get really grubby just from ordinary use. But it is probably better to just wipe it with a wipe. Use a human friendly one, some industrial wipes they sell with something like rubbing alcohol are bad. The idea that you can disinfect your desk with your mouse is totally dumb. But if there was a keyboard with a TiO2 surface INSIDE it I would be thinking pretty hard about it.

    1. Re:Where it's needed by illumin8 · · Score: 1
      Okay so what do we really need? We need TiO2 building coverings and in bathrooms and desks because it feels great and works.
      Why do we need any of these things? I know they say no bacteria can survive on these surfaces, but how do we know that for sure? Once the bacteria has a mutation that allows survival on this surface it will be everywhere, and it will probably be a superbug. Our normal wood, metal, and glass desk surfaces have worked fine for hundreds of years. Why should we change them just so that we have the potential of making an environment where a superbug can grow and flourish? I'll stick with just cleaning my desk regularly, with soap and water, and not using any of this antibacterial crap that just fosters the creation of really nasty superbugs.
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    2. Re:Where it's needed by mattr · · Score: 1

      You're right, if I could wash my keyboard it would be great. Shold be easy - just make the keys able to be lifted out, and no crevices, with a drain on the side. mix some soapy water and pour in and wipe! Is this something nobody has thought of until just this second? Hard to believe.

      Meanwhile that silver stuff really probably is a selector for the stronger bugs, whereas the titanium stuff IIRC is doing some surface chemistry making ozone that kills things but is also a cancer hazard.

      The latest news is a new air conditioner from a Japanese manufacturer that uses electricity to turn ordinary tap water, which contains chlorine, into something called hypochlorous acid. It is released as a fine mist or air is passed through a waterfall of it, and it kills viruses and organisms on contact everywhere in the room (the "antivirus air conditioner" they call it. What does this stuff do to your eyes and plants I wonder? And last I heard water contains other stuff too.. and one guy uses a carbon arc in water to make some kind of hydrocarbon fuel (aqua fuel I think) you get all kinds of stuff getting created there and it's mostly not good for you. They're going to have to have warnings on this stuff.

  83. Re:If contamination were a problem, we would be de by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

    One nitpick, I agree pretty much with what you say, but:

    A month later, they're in the hospital, because the virus in their system was diminished, then was exposed to the antibiotics but was not killed, and it grew stronger..

    Antibiotics do not kill viruses, they kill bacteria. Viruses are immune to antibiotics.

    You don't have to take my word for it.

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  84. teh pr0n by notenslaved · · Score: 1

    If more people would surf porn with gloves on, we wouldn't need something like this.

  85. I should have posted this anonymously... by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    How hard is it to get a frickin' mouse with a frickin' laser beam on its head?

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  86. only anti-bacterial by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


    Bacterial presence is only one aspect of cleanliness.

    If this mouse were truly self-cleaning, it would have some way of automatically scraping of the schmutz that collects on the underside and where the fingers rest.

    (In this respect, the optical mouse is the greatest advance in mouse technology ever. I really don't miss jabbing a pencil eraser into the empty socket of my ball mouse, trying to coax strips of black gunk off the rollers every couple of months.)

  87. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by sabernet · · Score: 1

    Man, I must have been reeeeaaaallly tired to type up that last bit...I don't think I've had that many typos and ommited words in a looooong time....

  88. Of course they're aggressive by Tony · · Score: 4, Funny

    Resistant, sure. Aggressive, ??

    Of course they're aggressive. You just killed their family, and tried to kill them. They're pissed, they're armed, and you gotta sleep sometime.

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  89. I am not sure they got the chemistry right by goatcheese · · Score: 1

    UV light is required to activate TiO2 coatings. Even with the silver particle addition you still need natural sunlight (i.e. lower levels of UV light) for activation. So unless the mouse is going to be outdoors... you really can't beat regular handwashing as someone already pointed out in this thread. My friend Brent who knows a lot more chemistry than I pointed out this inconsistency when I inquired about this very mouse a couple of days ago. He sent me this link: http://www.nanotechwire.com/news.asp?nid=833 Also, the implication is that this mouse is suitable for "public" environments (libraries, doctor's offices...) It sounds strange for a wireless mouse.

  90. So the mouse is a rat? by tgv · · Score: 1

    I always been taught rats were the rodents that spread diseases. That only shows how much we've progressed since the dark Middle Ages...

  91. lazy? more like bored and sloppy. by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

    If there are no bugs for the immune system to take potshots at, it starts attacking the body. It also gets out of practice attacking bugs.

  92. TOP TIP #2 by fuego451 · · Score: 1

    'TOP TIP' is funny but certainly valid. The second, and final top tip would be, "Don't rub your eyes". I would bet that 90% of cold and flu infections are self-inoculations from eye rubbing.

  93. Any EVIDENCE for that "contagion?" by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    I call BS on that sentence: "As a result, the presence of microbes contributes to the spread of pneumonia, the flu, pink eye and strep throat, among other extremely contagious viruses." Funny that no evidence is cited. Skin contains natural antimicrobial agents and skin is not a particularly friendly place for bacteria. Dry surfaces are even less friendly.

    Touching the dry, smooth surface of a mouse that someone else has touched has got to be less dangerous than shaking hands with them.

    All this "Lysol kills germs" and "Keyboards have more microbes than the toilet" strikes me as an attempt to see useless products through FUD. They never cite any epidemiology that shows that it is an important route for the communication of real, actual human diseases.

    This is not to say that you shouldn't wash your hands after you've engaged in, um, activity that might transfer colon bacteria to them, and it's well-established that colds are transmitted by shaking hands. (But just trying saying to someone, "Excuse me for not shaking hands, I have a cold" and see what reaction you get...) Or that hospitals don't need to clean their environmental surfaces.

    But, really, your average serving of yogurt probably has more live microbes in it than your toilet and your keyboard combined.

  94. mmmkay... by wwiiol_toofless · · Score: 1

    "..to a recent survey from the University of Arizona, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat."

    think I'm gonna go ahead and clean my desk now...

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  95. dead skin anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The biggest problem with keyboards/mice/tactile devices is

    1. Dead Skin building up
    2. grease from the living skin
    3. Profit?!?


    Will someone think of the mouse balls?

  96. Make it "different," instead of "hostile." by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    This is probably true, but assuming bacteria did evolve to be able to survive on this surface, what are the chances that they would also be able to survive and reproduce inside the human body?

    The objective isn't necessarily making a surface that's totally impossible for bacteria to live on, it's to make a surface that's so different from the inside of the body, that the bacteria that could concievably live on said surface wouldn't be capable of harming you.

    Sorta like how there are bacteria evolved to live in the very harsh environments surrounding deep-sea vents (high pressure, high temperature, etc.), I don't doubt that over time some strains will evolve to survive just about anywhere. If in the process of evolving to live there, they lose the ability to live in our lungs, so much the better.

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  97. Tell 'em to get a room. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    They live and breed inside you

    Little bastards; who said they're allowed to get it on in there? If I'm not getting any, nobody better be getting any, capiche?

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  98. Personal items don't make sense. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mobile phones are generally only used by one person; thus they're only covered with your own bacteria, and it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to disinfect them.

    After all, if you touch the phone to your face, and then wait a while and touch it to your face again, you didn't accomplish anything. The bacteria that were on your face are still on your face; even if you hadn't used the phone they just would have stayed there.

    Now, if you had a phone that was shared by large numbers of people, there might be a reason to disinfect it so you didn't spread things, but even then I'm not sure how dirty your face is. Your hands are probably much worse, and people still seem to shake hands without hesitation. Regular handwashing would probably be more effective at preventing the spread of disease than whether your mobile phone is oozing Lysol.

    The objects which it makes sense to make self-disinfecting are those which are used by large numbers of people, and are principally touched with their hands. The keyboards and mice of public terminals strike me as a good use, but more than that, I'd like to see the interior door-handles of public restrooms made self-disinfecting. (Or mandate that all restroom doors have to be free-swinging and open outwards, so you could just push them.)

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  99. I was all excited. by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    I thought it said, "Self Cleaning House"....

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  100. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by ChildeRoland · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Except influenze is caused by a VIRUS, NOT a bacteria. How is this anti-bacterial mouse going to protect against the Flu?

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  101. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by opec · · Score: 1

    If you "disinfect" a surface, it's like clear-cutting a rain-forest. You've upset the balance, making a fresh new playground where the really baad and hardy weeds might take hold.

    That explains why /.'ers don't take showers...

  102. put these guys on Ark Ship B by albeit+unknown · · Score: 1

    along with the hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, management consultants, and telephone sanitizers

  103. An old co-worker used to say... by hummassa · · Score: 2, Funny

    "sure, I always wash my hands before taking a piss -- hey, I wouldn't want to get my cock dirty!"

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    1. Re:An old co-worker used to say... by spideysense · · Score: 1

      Two guys walk into a bathroom, and both take a leak.
      The first guy starts walking out without washing his hands at which point the second guy says, "My mother taught me to always wash my hands after using the bathroom."
      The First guy replies, "Well my mother taught me not to piss on my hands."

    2. Re:An old co-worker used to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urine is the last of my worries from shaking hands with someone walking out of the bathroom. I've seen too many guys walk out after using the urinal... and at least SOME of them have to have some sort of disgusting VD. Sure, he didn't piss on his hands, but I hope you like gonorrhea spores. :)

  104. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'm sure you're the type not to wipe your ass after taking a crap.
    Thanks ma'am! have a good day

  105. To add to this by phorm · · Score: 1

    In various studies of public washrooms, they have found that the toilet seats (other than those that somebody 'caught the edge of' while dropping a brown bomb) are usually the cleanest in terms of germs. Now the toilet paper dispensors, walls, etc tend to suffer from splashback in small amounts of fecal matter (yuck), and the really bad culprits tend to be... guess what... the antibacterial soap dispensors (since it's what you touch after you wipe but before you're disinfected), the paper towel dispensor winders, and other related items.

    As far as actual succeptibility to germs, I find that my job (working in schools) tends to expose me to tons nasties and the only time I really get sick is when my immuno-response is down due to my body being worn out from seasonal allergies, overwork, etc.

    1. Re:To add to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, of course, we have all been working longer and harder than we used to. Therefore, people are getting less rest, getting ill more often because their immune systems are weaker, and then thinking that it's because of an increased amount of bacteria on their desktops. Hence, anti-bacterial mice that will only breed a hardier strain of harmful bacteria that will have a better chance of overcoming more people.

      Perhaps that's how the world will end - not with a nuclear holocaust, but by the breeding of a bacteria which will start a plague. Scary thought.

  106. Please make things messier by houghi · · Score: 1

    not cleaner. Especially when kids are around. Will they get sick? Yep. They will also build resistence. Standard cleaning should be enough

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  107. Re:If contamination were a problem, we would be de by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
    I think that overall, you have some good and valid points, but I also think you've overstated your case in a couple of places.

    quigonn said:
    ... fighting too aggressively against any kind of etiologic agents only produces more resistant etiologic agents.
    I think this conclusion very much depends upon what you are using to fight the etiologic agents. There is no question that we are facing a severe problem with antibiotic resistance but I don't think there is a threat of resistance to alcohol, Clorox, or simple soap and water.

    The mouse in question uses a combination of Titanium Dioxide and Silver. I'm not an expert but this seems closer to alcohol and Clorox than it is to the type of antibiotics to which resistance can actually become a problem.

    quigonn said:
    [I]f the current contamination really were a problem, we would all be dead.
    Again, I think you've overstated your case. Because we have an immune system, not all infections lead to death. But this does not imply that infections do not cause problems, nor does it imply that lack of hygiene is risk free even if the threat of death is small.

    AFAIK, washing your hands frequently is still considered one of the simplest and most effective ways of protecting yourself against infection. Yet many people don't and they haven't all died out. If I applied your logic to this situation then I would conclude that there is no benefit to washing ones hands since they are still alive.

    No one is saying "use this new mouse or die!". But the mouse could still be useful if it reduces the number of times per year a person gets sick.

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  108. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by freakmn · · Score: 1

    Link? It's not what you think. I've just got this band holding my radio station hostage, and it's one of their demands.

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  109. Just a sales pitch... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    So how does the bacteria on a mouse compare with your car keys? The currency in your wallet? Your wallet? The average doorknob? This is just a scam to sell you an expensive mouse. Plus, if it actually does have some kind of chemistry that kills bacteria, I'm not so sure I want to put my hands on it for long periods of time...

  110. We need telephone sanitizers by Maximilio · · Score: 1

    And middle managers, hairdressers, and the like. And a 'B' ark to put them on. And shoot their asses into space. Whereupon we will all die from a disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

    1. Re:We need telephone sanitizers by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Which is why you get a self-cleaning phone before sending telephone sanitizers off on the B ark.

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  111. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by Goggi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, counting cells we're not even close to being a majority in our own bodies. Some figures suggest that we have 10 times the amount of microorganisms in our intestines than the number of cells we are made up of "ourselves". For more interesting facts about why the stupid view on bacteria some likes to sell us are way over-simplified: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gut_flora (with a lengthy list of references in case you feel like making up your own mind).

  112. Disinfecting every surface is bad by jridley · · Score: 1

    Disinfecting the hell out of everything isn't a good thing. It's pretty much accepted that having a certain low level of exposure to germs will keep your defenses up. There have been studies that indicate that people (especially children) who live in antiseptic conditions tend to get sick more often.

    I'm pretty much a slob, and I get sick less than almost anyone else at the company.

    I agree that if someone who has pinkeye or strep or something like that uses your keyboard/mouse/etc, yeah, clean it. But I'm the only one that ever touches my computer, except maybe 10 times a year, so there's not much point in me cleaning something that only contains either benign bacteria or stuff I'm already immune to.

  113. "Diables Survival" by Castar · · Score: 1

    Wow. That's a great euphemism right there. "Your pet puppy had his survival disabled by a truck, son."

    Why can't they just say it kills bacteria?

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  114. does anyone see the problem with that statement? by zotheca · · Score: 1

    an antibacterial surface on a mouse would not affect all those "extremely contagious" viruses mentioned later in the same sentence. i'm also a little curious as to how much effect this mouse will truly have when the rest of the surfaces on the desk (like the keyboard, for instance) are still not cleaned/disinfected. personally, being in a job where i travel 99% of the time, i live on my laptop, so until the keyboard/track pad/pointing stick "self-disinfects" or better yet, disinfects all of the surrounding surfaces (airplane tray tables, floors in airports, other people's desks, the storage room at the client site) that i end up working on, i think i'm still pretty much screwed.

  115. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome our self-cleaning mouse overlords...?

    Damn, right when I thought I had it too.

  116. Self-cleaning mouse, ehh? by elm3r · · Score: 1

    I get nervous every time I hear the words "self-cleaning". Reminds me of the problems in Vietnam when the military told our soldiers that the M-16 was "self-cleaning"...

  117. Re:Oh no! "bacteria"! by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1
    Maybe someone needs to make a handset that cleans itself.
    Shouldn't have shipped those phone sanitizers off-planet..
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  118. Well, OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask old people whether they knew anyone who was allergic, say, 40 years ago.

    You really didn't ask, but I'll tell you anyhow, youngster.

    As far as I recall (I AM old after all, and my memory is bad, right?), waaaaay back 40 years ago people had all kinds of allergies.

    Ask someone old about Sun City in Arizona.

    It's full of folks who were suffering from allergies, who moved to a "Desert Environment" for relief, starting at the turn of the century.

    But then, I may just be fabricating this as I'm so &%$#*^ old...

  119. You missed one point by orangepeel · · Score: 1

    I think everything you wrote has merit. But you missed a couple of things.

    ...urine, which is totally sterile...

    At first perhaps, but after it's been sitting there for a while, it starts giving off a progressively stronger odor, doesn't it? Some type of active decomposition must be going on there, otherwise you wouldn't be smelling anything.

    More than that however, the big point that you missed is that it is sterile in normal people. It's precisely the people who are leaking blood cells into their urine that I'd be the most worried about. No, you're not likely to step into a stall after someone like that has been through ahead of you, but when the next modern-day SARS, ebola, or bubonic plague occurs, it's precisely the morons out there that think that even a trivial effort to wash their hands and keep surfaces clean is actually a bad thing who will risk winding up spreading the new disease the most.

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  120. U/V by sethwm2 · · Score: 1

    OK I look at this.. and I see something that could have been good.. Keep germs away.. Nice.. Works well. Why not have a U/V light inside that would turn on for like a minute and kill all the germs and then shut off. It could even do it while your hand is on it.. there would be no harm to your eyes as long as it is made properly and you do not look directly at it

  121. Is it a mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excuse me for my bad English, but isn't self-cleaning mouse a hamster?

    I have a self-cleaning mouse, but fortunately he can't reach my computer.

  122. ISR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's even more bacteria INSIDE YOU!

    But there I'm no Soviet Russian!